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♪♪
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Of all the billions of planetsin the universe,
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this planet, the Earth planet,is the only one with cameras.
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Here and possibly only here,
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the struggle of planet against planet
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is enriched by the struggle of life.
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This planet is our planet,
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and this is its story.
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This... is Round Planet:
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The Story Of Everything.
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How was that
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Penguins... the natural world’sanswer to Charlie Chaplin.
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They only have to waddle aboutand children smile...
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...and so do I,because they look like sozzled nuns.
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While the rest of natureis chock full of murder and mayhem,
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penguins are on an island of sweet-naturedtap dancing, adorable cuteness.
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Right?
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Wrong!
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These waddling tough nutsare some of the hardest squid botherers
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on this whole darn planet.
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Of the 17 species that exist,
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most endure conditions that would killany other bird you could name,
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like a chicken or a woody woodpecker.Putting up with the windiest waves...
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...and the waviest winds,
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the gnarliest neighbours,and the powerfullest predators,
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this incredibly adaptable familyof half bird, half fish things,
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have colonised swathes of the SouthernHemisphere against all the odds.
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"Penguins... Born Survivors."
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Huh, I know how they feel. The BBC haven’t killed me off yet,
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hmm, not for want of trying.
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Anyway, where were we?
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Mmm...
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The Antarctic...the loveliest place I’ve ever lost a toe.
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It wasn’t frostbite. Cameraman GarthDe La Spong dropped an ice pick on it,
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cut it clean off.
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It’s autumn, and the sea ice is expanding
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at up to 150,000 square kilometres a day.
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But not that fast...We’ve sped that up obviously.
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We have, haven’t we, Tabitha? Uh...
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Anyway, it’s now so arse-numbingly,ball-achingly cold
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that most of the animals who live here insummer have wimped off to warmer climes.
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But one sub-zero superherois staying right here to tough it out.
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These hard nuts are the emperor penguins,
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just when king penguinsthought they had the best name.
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At over a metre tall,
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the emperors are the largest penguinson the round planet,
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weighing up to 40 kilograms,half the weight of an average man...
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...like myself.
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No laughing, Tabitha.
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No, I can’t hear through the glass,but I saw your shoulders move.
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The penguin’s paunch is essentialif he is to survive the winter.
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But gaining the gramshas given this gentleman mobility issues.
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Don’t worry. Nobody saw, mate...
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...well, except me, Tabitha,
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and a surprising numberof cable subscribers in Brazil.
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Ola to you all.
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The emperors are heading inlandto their breeding grounds
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up to 120 kilometres away,
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which is a long waywhen you walk like a wind-up toy...
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...rather like me with my nine toes.Still, I just muddle on.
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This is their destination,
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which is handybecause that’s where we put the cameras.
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As soon as they arrive,these likely lads swagger off on the pull.
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Their technique is best describedas fast and efficient.
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No shame in that, I say.
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A short time later, the egg arrives.
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Incubation is not the female’s job.
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She passes the egg to the male,
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thereby crushinghis hopes, dreams, and feet.
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Which reminds me... the toe.
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Luckily, it was a clean cut
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and we had just enough morphine and brandyto kill the pain and serve it up.
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They actually saved itin the BBC tape box.
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And then we staggered onmaking Empire Of The Cod.
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The emperor mumsare heading off for a long lunch,
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whilst the dads are about to enduretwo months of continuous night
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in the coldest, darkest,windiest place on our round planet.
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It’s their job to babysit the eggsuntil the missus gets back.
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She hopes she can trust himto remember that one thing.
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They huddle togetherlike an oversized rugby scrum.
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But luckily, they won’t have to sticktheir heads between each other’s legs
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or drink a pint of their own urine.
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Never did me any harm!
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Two long months later,and here’s the sun.
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They’ve forgotten what it looks like...
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...as have I,trapped in this tiny voiceover prison...
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for seven hours, trapped, snackless.
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No, I don’t think it is off topic,Tabitha.
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Anyway, right behind the sunare the ladies.
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They soar towards the surfacelike they’ve got a rocket up the jacksy.
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It’s almost like cameraman Garthwas floating at the bottom
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making angry whale noisesto get a good shot...
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...not that we’d dream of it, obviously.
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With a belly full of seafood,
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it’s time for Mrs. Emperor to nip homeand see what hubby’s been up to.
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He’s been through the ringer,to be honest,
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but chin up, lads. Your missus is back.
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This is what he’s been dreaming of
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through the long, long winter monthsthat were ever so long.
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A graceful waddle. A charming beak.
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The pair greet each otherwith ecstatic head nodding.
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He has not seen an adult femalein months.
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Making one from snow was no substitute.
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And there’s someonehe’d like the female to meet...
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A baby! A little baby.Oh, that is so cute. Oh, look at that!
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Dad has spent the whole wintersitting on him.
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And don’t write in because for penguins,that counts as excellent parenting.
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It’s time for mum to take over childcare.
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Dad’s got his waysof doing things... routines.
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Would mum like him to explain?No, she can handle it.
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Little Bubba is readyto move on to solids,and luckily, mum’s prepareda delicious feast
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of regurgitated krill, fish, and squid.
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Yes, uh... not bad,once you get used to it.
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It’s all aboutmanaging expectations, really.
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While the emperor males have sat throughthe Antarctic winter,
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and they’re busy tellinganyone who listens just how tough it was,
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another species of flipperised birdsis only now returning to land.
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These Adélie penguinshave spent the last few months
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freezing their feathery behinds offon ice floes far out at sea.
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But now, they’re back, to spend some time
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freezing their feathery behinds offon land instead.
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Well, a change is as good as a rest.
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They’re in a hurryto get their breeding season underway.
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Unlike the emperors,these clever clogs don’t keep the egg warm
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by sticking it under their shorts.
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They build nests.
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It’s all aboutlocation, location, location.
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And what could be more desirable
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than this barren stretchof featureless no mans’ land?
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South facing garden, plenty of light,all original materials...
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Everything’s perfect.
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Just don’t mention the neighbours.
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Huh, did you see that? Blatant theft.
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But this honest nest builderdoesn’t suspect a thing.
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Yeah, I’d watch him up thereon the horizon if I were you, mate.
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Guard your...Oh... Too late, he’s off again.
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Get your own stones,you lazy so and so!
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Think your wife is proud of you, do you?
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It’s the penguin versionof Neighbours From Hell,
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and just like a row in Surbitonover the placement of a leylandii,
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things soon escalate.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho.Look at them... proper little slap fight.
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But you may imaginesome scary fight music there,
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but come on, scrapping penguinsare just even more adorable, aren’t they?
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Look at them.I could watch hours of this.
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But it’s time for these gentsto cool off...
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...not just metaphorically,because violence solves nothing,
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but also literally, becausethere’s a massive storm coming in...
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...with a wind chill factor of...Cripes! I can no longer feel my face.
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These winds are the coldestand most ferocious on the planet.
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I don’t know how they cope,I really don’t.
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I can still feel the cold from mytrip there, even in my missing toe.
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I get what they call phantom chilblains,
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but it’s nothing compared towhat these guys put up with.
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Oh, we’ve got a spare bit of time.
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Mmm, might have a drop of sherry.
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Eventually the storm subsides,
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and just in time.The girls are back in town.
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Way hey!
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And now it’s time for a little bitof How’s Your Feather.
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Uh, uh, uh,you can have that.You can use that.
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And before you can say "nuns on the run,"eggs are laid and left with the males,
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while the females scarper.
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Yes, they’re offfor another long lunch and a dip.
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Unfortunately, someone elseis joining them...
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...the rather aptly named killer whale.
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Except they’re not whales,they’re technically dolphins,
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but the killer part is true.
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The penguins are out of that seaquicker than you can say,
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"Oh no, it’s a whale."
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They know what’s what,and they’re not mucking about.
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Well, it looks as if they’remucking about, but trust me, they’re not.
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This penguinhas been separated from the others,
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So, she tries a clever plan...
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...hiding from the whaleby diving in the water...
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...where the whale is.
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But not to worry...
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These orcas are lookingfor something bigger and tastier.
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We saw some killer whaleswhen we went filming Empire Of The Cod,
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the same day the tape boxcontaining my toe went missing
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and I couldn’t find it anywhere.
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These a-list predators knowhow to up the ante when working as a team.
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They create a kind ofMexican Antarctic wave
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to knock this Weddell seal off its perch.
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And it works.
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One of them tries to grab the sealby the tail and drown it
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while the rest of his matesblow bubbles for cover.
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Ooh... Ooh, I can hardly watch,but I have to, you see.
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It’s my job.
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Our film crew didn’t want to intervene,
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not just because of their deep respectfor nature’s ways,
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but because they didn’t wantto get eaten by a killer whale.
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Nor does this exhausted seal.Gut-wrenchingly sad, I know.
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But if Disney’s classic The Lion King
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it’s that the circle of lifekeeps turning.
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The Lion King Two, the straight-to-videoone, I didn’t really care for.
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These Adélie chicks are hatching.
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If only they knewwhat kind of a life they were in for,
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they’d probably crawl back in.
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There are now about 500,000penguins in their colony,
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which means as a whole, they have abetter chance of survival.
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This also leavesthe individual penguin struggling
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against feelings of insignificance.
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Who are they
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Should they spend theirpremium bond windfall on a conservatory,
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or blow it on a bottleof 1787 Chateau Lafite?
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Life is so complicated.
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Meanwhile, or possibly later,
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and maybe even earlier, further northon the island of South Georgia,
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the king penguin is emergingfrom its own winter.
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Everyone gets out in the end...just not me.
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Tabitha, are you listening? Ugh...
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A quick time lapse later,
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and finally, spring is here.
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The king penguins hit the beachlooking to match and hatch.
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South Georgia’s answer to Miamicomes to life,
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packed with pingoos walking on the beacheslooking at the peaches.
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But this beach, like Miami,draws in all sorts,
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Including these rather largeelephant seals.
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This well-stuffed fellais known as the beach master.
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I rather like that term.
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His harem contains 50 females,
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meaning he’s constantly challengedby other jealous males.
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I wonder if people have ever called mebeach master?
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Tabitha, don’t shake your head! Oh...
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First, they size each other up.
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Then, It’s timeto take the conversation outside...
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...or, to the other bit of outside.
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Each elephant seal weighs about four tons,about the same as an elephant elephant.
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They face off like two slugs...
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...if slugs stood up,which they absolutely do not.
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Then, bam!
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The two lumbering blubbernautsdo their best
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to get the betterof their rival wobbleslob.
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This is not what the king penguinswere hoping for on their beach holiday,
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but in an almost British way, theystudiously ignore the rather unseemly spat
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and politely talk about the weather.
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With a mighty bellow,he sees off his rival.
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The beach master has proven his mettleand gets the last laugh.
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With the fight over, the king penguinsdrift away to get their fun elsewhere.
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And what fun they must have had,
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because by summer, the beach is coveredin fuzzy little king penguin chicks,
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chirping like good ‘uns.
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Returning with food, each parentmust recognise the cry of its offspring
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in a crowd of 400,000.
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♪♪
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No creature looks better in crowds...
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...like the bird versionof a shoal of fish,
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or the fish version of a flock of birds.
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I wonder if it’ll make a big pictureof a penguin or something.
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No... No, just scribble.
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I might see something in Arabic,but I’m not really au fait.
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Anyway, now we’re up in the air.
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Let’s drift across the ocean to anotherperilous, penguinous place.
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Here, just off the coastof the Falkland Islands,
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there’s a bunch of penguinswho have to brave the wildest seas
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on our round planet.
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But the gentoomake riding these bodacious waves
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look like water off a penguin’s back.
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Nothing, and I mean nothing,is going to spoil their fun...
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...apart, maybe,from this hungry sea lion.
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Maybe he just wants to play...with his food.
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Buoyed up by a breaking wave,
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the sea lion chases the gentoo onto theshore like a blubber-seeking missile...
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...just a very slow one.
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There’s no way this little fellowis going to get out of this.
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Oh, he has!Ah, I knew he would.
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Well, there’s absolutely no waythis chap’s going to catch him again.
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Oh, he has. Sorry, little fellow.It’s game over now.
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There’s no way on earthyou’re going to get away this time.
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Oh, he’s escaped! I knew he would!
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Yes, I... I’ve got a real feelfor this stuff, yeah.
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This creature has gotmore lives than a cat...
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...which has used up sevenof its nine lives.
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Whenever I think of me with my nine toes,I think... I think of the penguin, Tabby,
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and, um, what they put up with on adaily basis, and I find strength in that.
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Mmm, I finally managedto find my toe, you know?
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Yeah, Garth was using itto level his tripod,
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and now it resides on my mantelpiecepickled in a jar,
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a reminder ofjust how hard things can get.
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The penguins knowwhat I’m talking about.
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They know life’s a tall order,
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but they’re taller.
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They’ve colonised the Southern Hemisphere,and they can’t even fly.
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I mean, really they should learn,but give them time.
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Versatile, cunning,and tough as old boots,
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they are clearly not as daft as they look.
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Yes, they wear the clown’s mask,and his feet too,
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but they’re waddling to victory.
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