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Wife
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Mother
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These are my roles
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I chose them
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For better for worse
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And then you came along
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Exploded all of that
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Morning
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Good morning darling
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Did you sleep ok
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Oi How did I raise
such a caveman
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I hate to break it to you mum
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but I don't think
cavemen had almond milk
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What have you got
planned for today
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Nothing life-changing
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I used to dream of having
the things I have now
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A wife a house
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a family of my own
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I suppose I thought when they were
mine I wouldn't corrupt them
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How wrong was I
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Morning Marsha
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This is a surprise
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Your father's
out in the garden
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Could you get him for
me please
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I think I can manage that
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Edward
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Edward
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Yeah It's Patrick for you
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Patrick I hope you know
it's mum's birthday
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Well she was my wife
before she was your mother
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Thanks for enlightening me
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That's all I called to say
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God
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Sorry
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I'm in the quiet carriage
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I only rang to sing
you happy birthday
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Well
and to tell you the crap news
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My flight back's
been cancelled
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I've tried everything
But it
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I even resorted to flirting
with the man at the desk
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No dice
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The next flight back's
not till tomorrow
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Hello madam
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Good afternoon
Checking in for Julia day
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Welcome back mrs day
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Just me this time
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Are you any good with flowers
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Is that a gender neutral
question mr day
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Or are we swimming into
dangerous territory
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Yeah sod off
It's a yes-no question
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Will you um
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Will you order something nice
for my mother's birthday
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What colours does she like
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White
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Not a colour
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Leave it to me
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How much do you want to spend
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However much I
I just want it to be special She's
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She's on her own now so
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Wow
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They're a bit small
actually darling
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Thank you
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Well what can I say
It's not every day your old ma turns 60
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Less of the old How are you
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You know horribly busy
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Everyone's on their third
consecutive late night
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but don't worry I've told them
that I have to be out by eight
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Don't be ridiculous
If you have to work you have to work
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But it's It's your 60th
It's a big one
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Please don't worry
I do worry a lot
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I i feel like a total shit
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but della and Leo are just going
to have to hold the fort this one
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Mum I I I've got to go
I'll make it up to you
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I swear Co
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Hi I have a table booked
tonight under the name of day
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I need to cancel it
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Wonder what we're missing
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A 520 bc warrior woman
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No bigger than my
index finger
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Yet you could tell
everything about her
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Her strength her capability
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And what she had
to put up with
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Well either you work here
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or that is some serious
armchair buffery
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Buffery Is that a word
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Probably not
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So do you
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I did many many years ago
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Not that many years I'm sure
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So what What was it that you
did here many many years ago
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I was a conservator
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And if
Somebody didn't know what that was
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It's looking after the exhibits
recording their intricacies
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Basically doing the impossible
- halting the march of time
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Sounds kind of
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Incredible
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It was
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So why Why stop
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Life got in the way
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Yeah
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Yeah I know what you
Ladies and gentlemen
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the museum will be closing in 20 minutes
Thank you
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Thanks for the Expertise
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You make me sound like I'm 100
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Would you like to
go for a drink
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Who with What
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With with me
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You can say no
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I'm not some weird stalker
who's going to follow you home
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and strangle you
for rejecting me
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Ok I'm going to
stop talking now
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Except to say
My name is Benjamin
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Julia
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Julia
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Well it was very nice to meet
you Julia
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And I'm sure you
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Well
you may well have other plans
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Well I did but I
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Not any more
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Sorry it's so rammed
It's all right
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My son works in a pub
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My youngest
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Works is overstating it
He takes the least shifts possible
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My husband Ex husband
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courtesy of my ex best friend
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doesn't mind Leo drifting about
Says it's character building
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so my other two go crazy about
it of course
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That's all out there then
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Hi you've reached Julia
Sorry I missed you Please
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If it makes you feel any better
I was only cleaning coffee
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What is the worst
thing you've ever done
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I've always been terrified
of getting in trouble
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Do the right thing
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It's a desperately dull mantra
to live by but live by it I do
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I think if I'm really
honest with myself
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I've chosen to be this way
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If I didn't if I
Let myself off the leash
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I don't know where
it would take me
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What I'd be capable of
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None of us do
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And I'm remembering why me
and white wine aren't friends
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Um what about you
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Your worst thing Fine
Fine fine I
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I said some things to my dad
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Shitty things
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Things that turned
out to be lasting
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Sorry this is totally
unacceptable first date chat
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Thank you Benjamin
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It was really fun
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So i better go
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I'd never forgive myself if
anything were to Happen to you
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You mean on the long and treacherous
journey to the very secure lift
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and my locked door
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Exactly
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Hello Good evening sir
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This is Very nice
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Julia
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Sh
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It's all right
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Are you serious
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I was stealthy
I was beyond stealthy
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I can see that
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So why'd the mothership
decide not to stay
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Quite unfathomably she's decided
she'd rather stay in a hotel
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than our perfectly
nice guest bedroom
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Never mind the cost of it
she'll be on the other side of town
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to her grandchildren which is just
Bizarre
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Yeah well it is your mother
What's that supposed to mean
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She's had a crappy year
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If she wants to treat herself
then she should don't you think
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Yes Yes I do
I'm tired is all
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And this fucker
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Lovely fucker hasn't given
me a minute's peace all day
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Well she's just had
and then some great oaf
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Some great handsome oaf
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Give her to me
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Hello
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It's ok
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Sweet
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I know It's tough isn't it
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Yeah I know
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Yeah good girl
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It's not much of a view
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I disagree
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I was attempting to be wry
Unsuccessfully clearly
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You're being ridiculous
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At the risk of you
laughing at me again
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Would you like
to dance with me
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I'm sorry It was a
Stupid idea
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No it wasn't
I um I just
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Can't remember the
last time I was asked
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Hey
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Hello
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You have to go
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Why's that
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I was 60 yesterday
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60
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And you're Well I mean I don't
even know but you're bloody young
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And
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Julia
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Shall I get some room service
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Right so until we've
done the tower of London
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we can't really consider
ourselves proper tourists
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I've already got the
perfect excuse for work
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and before you say
anything it's not a lie
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it's just not a truth as such
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Sounds like a
question of semantics
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No
It's a question of intention
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And since I have no intention
of doing anybody any harm
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it only counts as
a tiny white lie
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You are dangerously persuasive
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So here's what I'm thinking
I have to go back to Devon
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I have something that
I can't get out of
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And this
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Something that you
can't get out of
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is that a
Long something or a short something
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It's a lunch something
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So I'll meet you back at Paddington
in time for dinner then yes
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I'm starting to think
that you're certifiable
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Where've you been
I was worried
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I even resorted to calling
Leo to see where you were
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who of course
had no idea what day it even was
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What have you been doing
all this time I
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I mean how many galleries
can one woman really consume
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You'd be surprised
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Julia where have you gone
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I'm right here
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Don't take me for a fool
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You're thinking of that
feckless son of mine
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Much use it'll do you
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"The man who commits
adultery with a woman
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"is lacking sense
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"He would destroy
himself" Does it
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32-34
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They should make that into
a fridge magnet Hazel
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It's very pithy
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Something wrong with the bell
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Hello mother
Nice to see you too
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I have visitors Yeah I
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Julia
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She's all yours
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Well
don't leave on my account
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Who said I was
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Someone's waiting for me
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Hey I saw your car
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You really do go above and beyond
the call of duty for Hazel
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We're family
Well we were a family
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How was your birthday
I have a train to catch
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My least favourite subject
at school was history
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Always felt so irrelevant
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All we have is what's to
come not what's been
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That's convenient for you
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I have to run
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But the one moment that always stood
out for me was that brief period
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during the cold war where everyone
just got their shit together
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It didn't mean they were all best
friends everything was forgiven
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It just meant I don't know
things could be easier
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I'm not having
this conversation
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You have to at some point
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Aw thank fuck you're back
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There's literally nothing
to eat in the fridge
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Light bulb's gone
in my bathroom
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and the kitchen sink
smells like a dead badger
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Good news Curt's got a load
of bricks for the pizza oven
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He's said he'd give me
the lot for 500 quid
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which I said I was good for
obviously but i'm Well Short
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So you want money
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Thanks mum You're the best
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Do you or do you not know
where the light bulbs live
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I get it
This is about your birthday
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I've said it already
but I'll say it again
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I'm sorry that I forgot
273
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,136
I just I have a lot
going on at the moment
274
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,200
and I'll make it up to you at
your fast-approaching 70th
275
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,216
Come on
you've made your point
276
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,240
Not everything is
always about you Leo
277
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,920
Hi
278
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,360
Hi
279
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:13,880
I know flowers are a more
traditional reunion gift but
280
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,600
It's very sweet
281
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,480
Thank you Ready Yep
282
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,016
Hi you've reached Julia
Sorry I missed you
283
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,321
Please leave a message
and I'll call you back Thanks
284
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,960
Patrick
285
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,960
Shit
286
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,440
Right response
287
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,520
I'm need to
288
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,440
You look amazing
You really do
289
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,080
But
290
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,976
Excuse me Sorry
Is there somewhere we can sit
291
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,720
Somewhere a bit less hectic
Sure
292
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,280
You're a brave man
I wouldn't bring my mum here
293
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,320
Lucky he didn't
then isn't it
294
00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,880
Julia
295
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,520
Julia
296
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,256
You do not look like my mum
297
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,936
Look I've held off
asking this because well
298
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,976
because I didn't want
to know the answer
299
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,936
but what exactly are
you doing with me
300
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,416
Why aren't you with
someone your own age
301
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,536
What's wrong with you
302
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,216
I see we're done with
the pleasantries
303
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,856
I know nothing about you
304
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,656
Nothing concrete
That's not true You know lots
305
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,856
I don't even know your last name
It's a pretty bloody basic detail
306
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,120
My last name is Greene
307
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,176
All right
308
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,176
Now can Can we please just try
and go back to having a nice evening
309
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,360
I don't think we can
310
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,776
Fine Fine You want to know stuff
Here is stuff
311
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,256
I was born in the
royal surrey hospital
312
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,176
I'm a Virgo
313
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,376
I'm an only child
314
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,296
Always wanted a brother
315
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,176
Somebody who could
look out for me
316
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,256
but in the end who really looks
out for anybody in this life
317
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,176
My parents they
318
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,936
Well let's just say they don't
really factor into the story
319
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,016
And in answer to your question
I was with somebody else
320
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,416
I was with someone my own age
321
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,776
I even thought that I
was going to marry her
322
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,120
but it turns out that she well
she had a very different plan
323
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,200
So I think "fine
fine that's me"
324
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,560
"Done"
325
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,776
And then I happened
to meet you
326
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,216
And I forget about her
327
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,280
Just for a little
while I forget
328
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,600
And yeah You're older
329
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,160
Big deal
330
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,936
Ta-dah
Did you just tick everything
331
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,216
Maybe
332
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,176
Aren't you sick of
ordering room service
333
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,696
No
334
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,176
You'd be happy just holed
up here for another week
335
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,616
never leaving the
room wouldn't you
336
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,016
You are literally describing
my dream scenario
337
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,080
It's not real life though is it
Well who needs real life
338
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,440
I think I do
339
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,440
I think we have to
face it at some point
340
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,176
Ok
341
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,240
So
342
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,400
What do we do
343
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,480
We
344
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,776
We tell people
345
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,520
The dreaded people
346
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,520
So who gets the honour
of being told first
347
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,760
I guess my kids
348
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,480
All right then
349
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,240
Um
350
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,000
They're going to love you
351
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,880
Hi mum
352
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,240
Hey Happy birthday Thank you
353
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,320
You look
354
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,336
How are you darling
How's work
355
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,720
Eimear and the girls
They send granny their love
356
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,056
Thank you Ooh
357
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,856
Did dad get you anything
358
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,896
Can we not
359
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,976
Not tonight Just
Tell me he at least got you a present
360
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,136
Why would he
Because you were married for 35 years
361
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,656
Patrick he got you a card
362
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,496
Just tell me he at
least got you a card
363
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,616
I don't want a card from him
I don't want anything from him
364
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,520
I just want to have a nice evening
with no mention of that fucking man
365
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,240
You're a good boy
366
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,056
Happy birthday
367
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,816
Thank you
368
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,456
I'm not that late Leo
369
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,856
So what are we eating
370
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:20,256
We were waiting for you to order
Well wait no longer my friend
371
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,696
Ooh lobster looks lush
372
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,496
It's 50 quid a kilo
Yeah we're having the set menu
373
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,416
It's mum's birthday dinner
374
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,816
Belated birthday dinner
so it's up to her to decide
375
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,256
Do we have to order
off the set menu
376
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,000
Have whatever you
want darling
377
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,536
There's something well
there's something I need to tell you all
378
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,176
and I'd appreciate it if you
didn't pass it on to your father
379
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,056
You're not dying are you
380
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,336
No Leo I'm not dying
381
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,000
Sorry to disappoint
382
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,816
The divorce has
finally come through
383
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,480
and I've
384
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,200
I've met someone
385
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:06,616
Like a romantic someone
Like a romantic someone
386
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,096
Well it's better than you dying
I think
387
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,816
Don't be a dick
It's much better
388
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,936
We're not ready to order
I'll let you know
389
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,296
No he isn't
Um this is the someone
390
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,440
Benjamin This is Benjamin
391
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,920
What the actual fuck
392
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,416
He can't be much
older than you
393
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,680
I think mum's having
some kind of breakdown
394
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,720
This is a smart
place you know
395
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,520
Della do you need
to um freshen up
396
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,360
Shall we
397
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,320
So um tell me Benjamin
398
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,616
What kind of cushty
work number have you got
399
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:24,536
that allows you to be prowling
art galleries in the afternoon
400
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,376
Copywriting
401
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,120
You kind of set your own
hours hence the
402
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,640
Prowling
403
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,680
Sounds almost too
good to be true
404
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,176
Very nice
405
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,296
Very cool
406
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,776
Us lawyers don't do cool so
407
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,640
Well
I'm sure that there are
408
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,696
Other perks
409
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,456
Yes there are
410
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,120
Wolves kept firmly
from the door
411
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,736
Can I
412
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,776
You're using lip
gloss now as well
413
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,840
As well as
414
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,736
What part of the world
is it that you hail from
415
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,576
Kent
416
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,776
Well Kent's a big place
Where exactly
417
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,240
Tiny village you won't know it
Try me
418
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,336
It's called newenden
419
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,840
Family still there
Are you not going to eat that
420
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,800
Please be my guest
421
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,800
I see you've got yourself
quite the tattoo there
422
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,096
Leo Julia tells me that you've
moved back home with her
423
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,416
Temporarily
I'm back home temporarily
424
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,736
Yeah no I just mean I get it
425
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,736
Can't be easy for your
generation to try to
426
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,240
I wouldn't say you're far
off my generation Ben
427
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,600
It's Benjamin
428
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:28,376
Look why don't we just address
the colossal elephant in the room
429
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,600
I don't know what you mean
430
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,560
I understand that this
is awkward for you
431
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,480
I'd be the same
She's your mum
432
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,800
You're rightly protective of her
Well thanks for the permission
433
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,016
Then you see this youngish guy
434
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,800
and you're thinking
"what's his game"
435
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,560
All I can say to try
to reassure you
436
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,360
Is I'm not going to hurt her
437
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,440
Good
Cos if you did we'd kill you
438
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,120
How are you
439
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,040
Thank you No mum
440
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,136
Put it away
441
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,360
Well that's kind
442
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,496
See you
443
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,920
Really good to meet you all
444
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,600
Thank you
445
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,840
That is properly grim
446
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,936
You'll love this
Leo has already managed to tell dad
447
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,336
It just slipped out I made him
swear not to say anything to mum
448
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,256
She specifically
asked us not to
449
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,576
What can I say I'm in shock
450
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,856
I mean she hardly soft-soaked
us with either bombshell
451
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,296
The divorce isn't a bombshell
It's overdue
452
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,016
How did dad take it
He thought the timing was interesting
453
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,376
How depressingly typical
454
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,760
thinking the whole world
revolves around him
455
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,760
Right Benjamin
456
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,136
What's he after One word
Well two I suppose
457
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,016
Gold digger Thank you kanye
458
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,736
Do we instantly have
to be suspicious
459
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,816
Yes He's what 20
30 years younger than mum And
460
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,056
Mum has the house the
villa the investments
461
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,336
She's the proverbial
golden fleece
462
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,216
I'm sure she'd love to
be described like that
463
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,136
The man didn't even try
to pick up the bill
464
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,056
Never mind he's decked
out in designer gear
465
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,936
which I find hard to
believe he paid for
466
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,456
So what if mum wants to treat him
It's her money
467
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,096
That's my inheritance you're
talking about Well our
468
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,016
He was evasive Artfully so
469
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,056
When you think about it
470
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,056
how much did he really
give away about himself
471
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,216
It was a dinner
not an interrogation
472
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,296
Could be an opportunist
Could be far worse
473
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,376
Either way
we'll obviously have to stop it
474
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,856
Has it occurred to either of
you that mum was happy tonight
475
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,776
Like
actually properly happy
476
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,320
like in a way she hasn't been since
our bellend of a father walked out
477
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,696
How is it then
478
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,040
Emily being back
479
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,776
What She's Back
How do you know
480
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,016
It's a new-fangled thing
called social media
481
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,136
I assumed she'd
tell you herself
482
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:17,000
There is a thing called tact Leo
Coming from both of you
483
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,456
I've got mates to see
Not that this hasn't been lovely
484
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,520
Right
485
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,200
You didn't need
486
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,416
I'm totally fine about it
487
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,480
So what
488
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,080
She's back She didn't tell me
489
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,520
It's no biggie
490
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,880
How's everything
with you anyway
491
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,896
So much detail
It's overwhelming
492
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,976
Everything's great
if you count getting
493
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,416
Let's see
Yep four missed calls from your wife
494
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,896
because you're out past -
wait for it - ten o'clock
495
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,616
Remind me never to get married
496
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,360
I don't think you
need reminding
497
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,576
I've just realised something
of epically tragic proportions
498
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:20,480
Our 60-year-old mother is getting
laid more than both of us
499
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,600
Come here
500
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:38,400
Dell do you
501
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,160
Do you ever think about
502
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:50,496
This thing with Benjamin
Will burn out Guaranteed
503
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,120
So I say let her enjoy herself
504
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,440
And if it doesn't
505
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,000
She's our mum
506
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,200
It's our job to protect her
507
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,656
One of your guests Julia
508
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,936
Julia day What room is she in
509
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,736
I'm afraid I'm not at Liberty to
disclose that information sir
510
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,576
I'm her son
I just need to speak to her
511
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,960
That may well be the case sir
It is the case
512
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,280
Right
513
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,616
Me My mum
514
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,520
Now what room is she in
515
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,856
I'll see if mrs day is willing
to receive further visitors
516
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,040
Thank you
517
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,696
Further further visitors
518
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,240
I'm her son He's He's
519
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,640
He's with her
520
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,336
Patrick What's going on
521
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,000
I think I was just
522
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,776
I didn't know you
were coming back
523
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,400
And shit-faced I
524
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,200
I um
525
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,960
I'll get you some water
Thank you
526
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,840
I'm not sure what
I'd do without you
527
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:08,960
I'm sure you'd cope
528
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,856
I refuse to be anything
like my parents
529
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,136
My mum I love her
I really do but she is weak
530
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,520
Always has been
531
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,280
My father
532
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,880
He's not even worth the oxygen
533
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,200
I'm a good man
534
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,000
I have to be a good man
535
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,920
Or else what am I
536
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,840
Thanks
537
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,200
Never thought I'd be the kind of
woman who checks up on her husband
538
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,576
I'm going back to work
539
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,096
I've e-mailed my old chambers already
We agreed a year
540
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,056
We agreed a lot
541
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,400
I can't do this right now
542
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,680
Mum's shagging someone my age
543
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,376
She brought him to
dinner to meet us
544
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,560
Like it was a
545
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,520
A thing What's he like
A liar
546
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,296
Probably a criminal And you
got all that from the one meeting
547
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,216
He is half her age
548
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:36,416
Yeah well it would have been
hard for her telling you all
549
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,376
For her Are you serious
550
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,136
Would yous prefer it if she
stayed miserable then would you
551
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,216
She's a woman in her own right
She is not just your mother
552
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,296
Unless you're jealous of him
553
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,616
You're really on her side
554
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,920
Like really
555
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,016
It doesn't matter to you
that I'm your husband
556
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,120
That you're going
to be loyal to me
557
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,280
Do you know who you sound like
558
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,960
Your father
559
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:11,760
Fuck
560
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,120
It will be ok
561
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,256
All right it won't be ok
562
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:48,296
but your mother is old enough
to make her own mistakes
563
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,536
We just have to be there
to pick up the pieces
564
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,880
That's cheered me up
565
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,376
Well lucky for you
you miserable sod
566
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,776
whatever happens
whichever way it cuts
567
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,080
you've always got us
568
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,816
We just thought our own place
in London might be nice
569
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,600
Your glass is empty my love
570
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,096
Which is entirely unacceptable
571
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,656
Keeping me pickled to
get me down the aisle
572
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,080
aren't you mr Greene Busted
573
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,496
Patrick would you mind
grabbing us another bottle
574
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,696
They're just in the
garage I think
575
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,776
Well
we can't be low in champagne
576
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,976
not with everything
we have to celebrate
577
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,040
Thanks mate
578
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,336
Mum I'm sorry
but he's not a good man
579
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,056
There are so many things
I will say this one last time Patrick
580
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,240
Do not make me choose
581
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,376
Uncle Leo isn't it amazing
It's a wedding
582
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,336
Go and help auntie della
Go on
583
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,400
Go on
584
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,136
Oi Are you really going to
behave like this all day
585
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,600
Mate you promised
You said you'd stop it
586
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,600
There's still time
587
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,600
Marriage is forever
588
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,616
When you're given
the right person
589
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:56,680
it's unbreakable
590
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,280
It's being able to say
what's mine is yours
591
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,560
And what's yours is mine
592
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,776
It's the feeling that I
have in my chest right now
593
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,856
A feeling that I am
going to burst with pride
594
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,896
when I say the words
"ladies and gentlemen"
595
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,040
"please raise your
glasses to my wife"
596
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:21,880
"This is Julia"
597
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,200
"Greene"
598
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,120
Your home is incredible
599
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:41,856
You must be Benjamin
600
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,616
I'm guessing you're Ted
601
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,856
I didn't realise that
getting the divorce through
602
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,320
would affect you so much
603
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:50,960
You ok
604
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,560
What are you doing here
Go home della
605
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,280
If he's hiding something
we'll find out and fast
606
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,056
My hotel Come on Surely
607
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,880
And I'm paying I suppose
608
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,496
Tell mum about Benjamin
609
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,336
We do this
she'll never trust us again
610
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,920
I told you that I am working on
it all right
611
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,240
Mum can really pick 'em43045
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