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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,360 Love is blind 2 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,130 As far as the eye can see 3 00:01:47,130 --> 00:01:49,500 Deep and meaningless 4 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:53,330 Words to me 5 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:55,340 Easy, lover 6 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:59,310 I need a friend 7 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:02,780 Road to nowhere twists and turns 8 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:05,550 But will this never end 9 00:02:05,550 --> 00:02:10,120 Well, my dear you know that he pleases me 10 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,350 But short time solutions ain't no resolution 11 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:16,860 There ain't no release for me 12 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:19,190 Too mch of something 13 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:22,700 Is bad enogh 14 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:25,670 Bt something's coming over me 15 00:02:25,670 --> 00:02:28,240 To make me wonder 16 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,440 Too much of nothing 17 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,240 Is jst as tough 18 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:37,280 I need to know the way to feel 19 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,850 To keep me satisfied 20 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:42,750 Unwrap yourself 21 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:46,450 From arond my finger 22 00:02:46,450 --> 00:02:49,220 Hold me too tight 23 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:53,330 Or left to linger 24 00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:55,230 Something fine 25 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:59,070 Bilt to last 26 00:02:59,070 --> 00:03:02,240 Slippedp there I gess we're running 27 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,740 Out of time too fast 28 00:03:04,740 --> 00:03:07,580 Yes, my dear, you know 29 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:09,040 He soothes me 30 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,480 Moves me 31 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,450 There's no complication There's no explanation 32 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:16,720 It's just a groove in me 33 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:20,920 Too mch of something is bad enough 34 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,120 Bad enogh 35 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,230 Bt something's coming over me 36 00:03:25,230 --> 00:03:28,630 To make me wonder 37 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:31,260 If too mch of nothing 38 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:33,400 Is jst as tough 39 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,000 Jst as tough 40 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,400 I need to know the way to feel 41 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,680 To keep me satisfied 42 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,780 What part of "no" 43 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:47,220 Don't yonderstand 44 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:50,450 I want a man not a boy 45 00:03:50,450 --> 00:04:13,370 Who thinks he can 46 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:15,510 Well done, girls. Foarte bine. 47 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:17,880 Despre ce vb? Nici m�car nu te uitai, Cliftord. 48 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,080 ... Ba da, m� uitam. - Nu min�i. Chiar nu te uitai. 49 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,750 I sensed the vibes. I have an excellent vibe sensor here. 50 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:24,820 ... Right. ... He doesn't love us anymore. 51 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:27,050 Yes, I do love you like a wildebeest... 52 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:31,790 loves tive lionesses chewing at his legs. 53 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:34,830 Hello, I'm Piers Cuthbertson Smythe. 54 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:37,800 Today I'm spending the tirst ot five days... 55 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,570 with the Spice Girls. 56 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:44,540 Elton! 57 00:04:44,540 --> 00:04:47,840 Good to see you. 58 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,240 - Great glasses, Elton. ... Thank you very much. 59 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:56,380 Girls, we've got to go. Sorry, Elton. 60 00:04:56,380 --> 00:05:00,660 Any second now, the Spice Girls will be stampeding down this corridor... 61 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:03,360 in a trenzy of chaos and energy... 62 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,460 which ot course has become their hallmark. 63 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:10,760 What, chickens? How many? 64 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,100 I thought you said they'd be coming down this way. 65 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,040 I never said that. 66 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,870 - You want me to cut? ... I think that would be wise. 67 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:23,110 Don't worry about tans here. They're all round the tront. 68 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:24,440 They're sorted. 69 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:31,790 Come on and do it 70 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:35,060 ... Girls, it's Andy. - Not up the skirts, thank you. 71 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:39,930 What was that you said, Clitford? 72 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:51,570 Do what your mama said 73 00:05:51,570 --> 00:05:54,110 - Bye! - Let's go. Come on. 74 00:05:54,110 --> 00:05:56,640 Hands oft my flutfy toys. 75 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:00,310 - Nobody come in my bit. - Don't touch my wardrobe. 76 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:03,950 Can we get changed, everyone? We're gonna be there in 15 minutes. 77 00:06:03,950 --> 00:06:07,820 Dennis, Albert Hall. 78 00:06:07,820 --> 00:06:12,590 We're heavy and rolling. 79 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:15,160 Come on and do it 80 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:19,900 Don't care how you look It's just how you feel 81 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,600 Horoscopes. 82 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,240 I don't believe star signs. 83 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,540 You wouldn't, because you're an Aquarian. 84 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:28,740 - Aquarians don't believe in anything. ... I don't believe that either. 85 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:30,010 Oh, no! 86 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:36,180 I can't tind my boots. I think I've lost them. 87 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:39,150 It's always the same. I never know what to wear. 88 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:41,320 It must be really hard tor you, Victoria... 89 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,090 trying to decide whether to wear the little Gucci dress... 90 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,690 the little Gucci dress... 91 00:06:45,690 --> 00:06:48,130 or the little Gucci dress. 92 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:49,600 Exactly. 93 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:54,040 I know. Why don't you wear the little Gucci dress? 94 00:06:54,040 --> 00:07:00,640 Good idea. Thanks, Emma. 95 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,710 ... There they are! ... What? 96 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:06,050 You're wearing my boots, Geri. 97 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:08,520 Oh, yeah. I don't know how that happened. 98 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,790 Typical Leo, that is. Borrowing stutt without even asking. 99 00:07:11,790 --> 00:07:12,950 That's Capricorn. 100 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:15,560 Don't you be starting on Capricorns. 101 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,020 - That's it. You've had it. - Have them back! 102 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,990 I don't want them. 103 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:22,560 Get ott! 104 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,200 - Excuse me! ... What? 105 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:29,970 - What do you think ot this one? - It's great. 106 00:07:29,970 --> 00:07:33,340 Now hear this. There's a press conference coming up. 107 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:35,880 That means smiling at the cameras and answering a lot ot dumb questions. 108 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,040 That is all. 109 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:41,150 It really is tremendously exciting. We're breaking the news right now. 110 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:43,880 Next Saturday, 8:00, for the tirst time ever, the Spice Girls... 111 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,090 are gonna pertorm live for the very tirst time at Albert Hall. 112 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:48,990 - Are you excited, girls? ... Very excited. 113 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,890 We're working with a new band. 114 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:54,830 It's gonna be tantastic and will be broadcast live throughout the world. 115 00:07:54,830 --> 00:07:56,500 How many countries are we talking about? 116 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,400 ... Millions. - Or maybe even more. 117 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,940 Do you have a message for the multitude ot f ans out there? 118 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:04,400 Yes. 119 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:08,940 Goes out to the people in France. 120 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:11,210 They're huge in Portugal. 121 00:08:11,210 --> 00:08:14,080 To all the people in Leeds...... Northerners! 122 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,620 I don't have an idea what that means, but it's gonna be great. 123 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,220 I'm excited. My mum's excited. 124 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:20,220 They are adorable. 125 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:24,760 Yohaven't even shaved for us, have yo, Jonathan? 126 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,530 - I got what you want. ... Shut up and watch this. 127 00:08:27,530 --> 00:08:29,430 These are the Spice Girls. 128 00:08:29,430 --> 00:08:31,030 I've seen them. 129 00:08:31,030 --> 00:08:32,800 - I like the blond one. ... No. 130 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,070 - Sporty. - Yeah, Sporty one's good. 131 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:37,200 This is what our movie should be about. 132 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,210 They're young, they're cute, they're hip, they're wacky. 133 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:42,810 ... But can they act? - What act? 134 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:45,380 Did anyone care it Marilyn Monroe could act? 135 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:48,020 All they cared was she in focus. 136 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:50,580 I just got an idea, and you're gonna love it. 137 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:53,790 I can see it very clearly. It's the Spice Girls. 138 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:56,590 There's tive ot them. 139 00:08:56,590 --> 00:09:05,170 - And they're singers. - I love it. We pitch this atternoon. 140 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,330 - Yes, Chiet? - How are the girls, Clifford? 141 00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:09,340 Ready for show time on Saturday? 142 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:12,270 Just going to rehearsals. They're hot, Chiet. 143 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:15,180 They've got tire in their eyes and great big shoes on their teet. 144 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,910 I'm telling you, Chief, they're raring to go. 145 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:21,820 Well, remember that now is the dangerous time. 146 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:24,680 They've had a lot of success very quickly... 147 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,990 so get ready for the backlash. 148 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:30,420 When the speeding melon hits the wall... 149 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:32,860 it is Christmas tor the crows. 150 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:34,160 Of course it is. 151 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,930 Do you want me to go atter the paparazzi, Chiet? 152 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:39,500 I could start kicking asses, if you like... 153 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,040 stir things up a bit. 154 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,140 There's no need tor any stirring. 155 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:46,440 Put a couple ot cats among a tew pigeons. 156 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,610 Leave the pigeons alone. 157 00:09:48,610 --> 00:09:51,780 Watch the feathers fly. 158 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:54,550 Get some blood on the walls! 159 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,720 Sorry, Chiet. Just an idea. 160 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,390 There will be time tor that soon enough. 161 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:03,120 Remember, the drummer who is without sticks... 162 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,660 has no backbeat. 163 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:07,960 Absolutely. 164 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,130 Right, puss? 165 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:12,230 ... What did he say? - I haven't a clue. 166 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:15,240 But I know that he's right. 167 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:19,510 Drummer? 168 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:23,540 One, two. One, two, three, four. 169 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:27,380 I'm giving you everything 170 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:29,780 All that joy can bring 171 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:32,990 - This I swear - I give you everything 172 00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:36,590 And all that I want from you 173 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:40,230 Is a promise you will be there 174 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:49,770 Say you will be there 175 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:53,670 Now, remember, the camera is the window to the soul. 176 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:56,680 ... Window to the soul. ... Through the eyes, obviously. 177 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,850 What I want to do is take my audience on a journey into the mind's eye... 178 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:01,850 of the Spice Girls... 179 00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:04,080 tocus on their deeper subconscious. 180 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:09,190 ... Deeper subconscious. - That's it, Enzo. Got it? Great. 181 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,460 Track. 182 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:16,930 - I think we'll need a longer lens. ... BAFTA, BAFTA. 183 00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:19,800 - Hold on. What's going on? - What are you doing? 184 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,370 ... Sorry, my tault. ... Sort your fingers out. 185 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:25,610 - You left your boxing gloves on? ... Let's do it once again, please. 186 00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:30,040 That was absolutely pertect without being actually any good. 187 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,640 Once again, then. 188 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,150 Hi, Nic. 189 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:38,150 Please, let's keep the momentum going. 190 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,960 Obviously atter a short break. 191 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,460 Are you all right? 192 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:45,760 Look at that emotion, that real, raw emotion. 193 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:49,230 Come on, boys. Capture that magic. 194 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,400 Quickly! 195 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,400 How are you feeling? 196 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:56,240 Oh, all right, except my back's done in... 197 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,340 my tront's done in, my insides are wrecked... 198 00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:01,340 and I haven't seen my feet tor weeks, but I hear they're really f at too. 199 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,340 - They are. Not. - How's baby? 200 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:08,120 How would you teel being carried around all day in a nice, squishy water bed? 201 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,580 Very lucky, I think. 202 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:11,150 It kicked. 203 00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:12,820 When's it due? 204 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:15,920 ... Last week. - You want to charge it storage. 205 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,960 So how's Trevor? 206 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,330 - He's gone. Trevor's lett me. ... I don't believe it. 207 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:23,100 ... Sound running. - Excuse me. 208 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:26,270 Would you mind not tilming, please? 209 00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:29,440 ... Cut. - I knew Trevor was irresponsible. 210 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:33,310 ... But he's now gone and proved it. - What a complete... 211 00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:36,910 What I want to do with this documentary is show the real Spice Girls. 212 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:39,180 I want to break through the show business side. 213 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:43,020 I want to crash right through it and reveal the truth. 214 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:47,320 That's fine, as long as you crash through the showbiz f acade on schedule. 215 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:52,960 Don't get in anybody's way. 216 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,960 Yes, well, a smile costs nothing. 217 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,560 Don't worry, Nic. It'll be all right. 218 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,700 - Oh, no. ... What? 219 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:04,040 - I think I am getting broody. - Oh, no. 220 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,070 Just wait till you lot start having kids. 221 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:14,650 That will be really weird. 222 00:13:14,650 --> 00:13:18,280 How my Gloria gets her clothes so dirty, I'll never know. 223 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:22,690 Bless her. 224 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:25,530 My poor back. 225 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:28,100 I don't know how you can have any more ot them kids. 226 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,560 - You've got six already. ... Is it six? 227 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:35,500 They're so cute when they're little, then they grow up to be real bleeders. 228 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,970 Thank God tor boarding school. 229 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:40,310 I only see mine once a month. 230 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:42,380 - Our Terry goes to me... - Cheers. 231 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:45,040 He goes, "Ma, I wanna be a singer." 232 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:49,320 I said, "Lad, go to college, get yourselt a proper job." 233 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,320 Does he listen? No. 234 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,690 They never do, though, do they? I mean, you know. 235 00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:59,060 Darling, kids today don't know how lucky they are. 236 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:01,230 Brucey, Demi... 237 00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:04,360 will you turn that bloody racket down? 238 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,470 Hate to interrupt. 239 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,700 There's a small matter ot an extremely live gig on Saturday. 240 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:12,970 - All right. We're coming. ... I don't want to. 241 00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:15,980 - Take care. - Jools, we're coming. 242 00:14:15,980 --> 00:15:03,490 I need a wee. 243 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:07,060 I'm giving you everything 244 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:12,800 All that joy can bring Yes, I swear 245 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,470 Last time that we had this conversation 246 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:21,980 I decided we should be friends 247 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:25,380 - But now we're going rond in circles - Quick! Baby Spice. Get the shoes. 248 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:30,750 - Which one's Baby? ... The blond one. 249 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,650 Now you tell me that you've fallen in love 250 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:39,360 Well, I never, ever thoght that would be 251 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,400 This time you gotta take it easy 252 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,330 Throwin' far too much emotions at me 253 00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:49,400 Bt any fool can see 254 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,370 They're falling 255 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,740 Posh one. 256 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,980 - Which one is her? - The one that looks posh. 257 00:15:55,980 --> 00:16:00,080 I'm giving you everything 258 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,020 All that joy can bring 259 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,850 Yes, I swear 260 00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:05,350 I'll give you everything 261 00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:08,890 And all that I want from you 262 00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:11,020 Is a promise you 263 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,530 Will be there 264 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:23,340 Say you will be there 265 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:24,740 If you 266 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,810 Pt two and two together 267 00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:29,680 You will see what our friendship is for 268 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,850 Across to Geri. Hips. Very good. Very nice. This is a good bit. 269 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:35,580 If you can't work this equation 270 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:39,450 Then I guess I'll have to show yothe door 271 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:44,860 There is no need to say yolove me 272 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:49,400 It'd be better leftnsaid 273 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,460 I'll give you everything On this I swear 274 00:16:51,460 --> 00:17:20,330 Just promise you'll always be there 275 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,100 Look at that, Brad! 276 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:25,430 "Spice Girls set to conquer the globe." 277 00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,730 Why is it that I can't pick up a paper... 278 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,840 without seeing them all over the front page? 279 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:34,640 ... You told us to write that story. - I know. 280 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,840 As long as they sell newspapers... 281 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,350 we're gonna have to keep writing about them. 282 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:43,580 Well, I'm sick ot them. We need a new angle, Brad. 283 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:47,320 Who cares it the Spice Girls get to number one yet again? 284 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,690 Who cares if they climb to the top ot Mount Everest on an ostrich? 285 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:54,800 Or it they tind a cure tor d�j� vu. 286 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,960 Not me. 287 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,100 Or it they tind a cure tor d�j� vu. 288 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:02,200 - Not me. - I got a better idea. 289 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,710 You try this tor size. 290 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,270 "Spice Girls... 291 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:11,540 live show cancelled." 292 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,710 That's not bad. 293 00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:17,950 "Spice Girls tall out." 294 00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:22,360 "Spice Girls split up." 295 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:26,460 Think how many copies of the paper we'll sell with a headline like that. 296 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,530 ... I like it. - I can make it happen, Brad. 297 00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:31,730 Me, Kevin McMaxtord. 298 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,370 I put them up there. I can bring them down! 299 00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:37,070 ... Yes. ... Who's gonna help me, Brad? 300 00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:40,070 Who is gonna help me take on Girl Power... 301 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:43,040 and bring it crashing and whimpering to the ground? 302 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,910 I'll find someone. 303 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:48,750 I just wish you wouldn't get so upset. 304 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,080 Now hear this. 305 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:53,690 It is dangerous to store moisturizing cream in the retrigerator... 306 00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:55,860 as it can be mistaken tor mayonnaise. 307 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,560 That is all. 308 00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,730 Check. 309 00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:02,430 - What do you mean, check? - I mean check. 310 00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:05,360 ... My bishop's got your king. - Where? 311 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:09,600 There. You either got to move it in front or move it out of the way. 312 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,810 I'll move that tairground horse to there. Sort that out. 313 00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:14,940 - You can't do that. ... Says who? 314 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:17,910 Says Mr. Chess. It's been in the rules tor thousands ot years. 315 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:20,910 I'm gonna break the rules and set this f airground horse tree... 316 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,550 amongst all these little square tields like that. 317 00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:30,060 I'm gonna slap you in a minute. 318 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:33,960 It's obvious to us that the Spice Girls are movie stars. 319 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,600 We've worked on this idea tor months. 320 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,970 - Graydon? ... Can we turn otf our cell phones? 321 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:46,470 Respect tor the writer. 322 00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:50,380 This is the ultimate tale. Five girls, tive lives, one story. 323 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:54,080 As old as time itself but as tresh as newly cut grass. 324 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,220 That's fresh. 325 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,420 The girls play tive sisters... 326 00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:01,150 whose parents disappeared during the January Harrod's sale... 327 00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:03,160 and were never seen again. 328 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,090 Ripped trom today's headlines. 329 00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:07,590 Now they live at home, struggling to support... 330 00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:11,630 an elderly grandmother who sutfers trom some mysterious wasting disease. 331 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:14,170 I've got tears. 332 00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,270 Their only hope at breaking the cycle of poverty... 333 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:18,600 lies with the middle sister, Melanie C... 334 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:22,180 who's convinced she could be an Olympic ski...jump champion... 335 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:26,510 it only she could overcome her tear ot heights and snow... 336 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:30,580 and could just get her hands on a pair of skis. 337 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:33,150 That's amazing. That's tantastic. 338 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:37,290 ... What do you think? - I think it stinks. 339 00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:40,490 Ot course it stinks, but it's a start. 340 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,800 We're cooking here. This is a stew, a gumbo. 341 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:49,970 A jambalaya, it you will. We're just jamming. 342 00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:52,810 Okay, here's another idea. 343 00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:59,040 Crocodiles. 344 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:04,050 If you want tickets to the Spice Girls' first-ever live gig, you're too late. 345 00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:07,320 Bt they're with me now on Srgery. Welcome, girls. 346 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,060 ... There's Sporty, Scary, Ginger... ... Turn it otf. 347 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,730 - I will. - What's it like to be Baby Spice? 348 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:17,230 You think I'll always be seen as Baby Spice, the sweet, innocent one... 349 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:20,300 even when I'm 30? 350 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:23,570 You love it really, Emma. You play up to it all the time. 351 00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:25,200 No, I don't. 352 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,340 ... You do. You're doing it now. - I'm not. 353 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:30,840 You see, the thing about you... 354 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:36,220 is you've got this dead-cute smile so you can get away with anything. 355 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:39,920 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 356 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,090 Four horrible murders... 357 00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:44,160 perpetrated by the same... 358 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,930 ruthless psychopath. 359 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:50,700 Each victim riddled with a hundred machine gun bullets by this maniac. 360 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:54,430 But who is it? Protessor Schutzmann? 361 00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:56,740 Father Conan Murphy? 362 00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:58,600 Lady Matilda Davenport? 363 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:05,110 Or Miss Emma Bunton? 364 00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:08,520 The murderer is... 365 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,180 Father Conan Murphy. 366 00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:16,220 I am really ted up with people thinking all I do is talk about clothes. 367 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:19,890 People are really shallow. They judge you on what you look like. 368 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:21,360 Exactly. 369 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,830 I think it's the same with fish. I mean, look at this. 370 00:22:24,830 --> 00:22:26,970 You've got the spotty one that's wacky. 371 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,870 You've got the tlutfy one that's cute. 372 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,570 Then you've got this ugly loser one... 373 00:22:32,570 --> 00:22:36,540 that reminds me ot my ex...boyfriend Steven. 374 00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:41,210 Did you know that the largest tish in the world is the manta ray? 375 00:22:41,210 --> 00:22:43,480 Then there's the little ginger one... 376 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,480 that is tull of useless intormation... 377 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,620 about manta rays. 378 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:48,960 I don't get it. 379 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:58,400 Why do people stereotype us all the time? 380 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,900 The trouble is we're all getting really predictable. 381 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,900 ... I should stop being loud and lairy. - Yeah, right. 382 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,140 Fat chance. 383 00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:09,140 Hold it there. 384 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:10,180 Give it to me. 385 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,440 Why don't we give each other new characters? 386 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,980 Like what? 387 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:16,250 I tell you what. What about Bricklayer Spice? 388 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,620 Sexy. Come on, energy. 389 00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:23,420 - Or Trainspotting Spice. - Smashing. 390 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:28,090 What about Sporty-but...l-am...actually interested...in-other-things Spice? 391 00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:29,260 Go tor it. Come on. 392 00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:34,700 Or Cheesed-otf-with...cheesy photo-session Spice. 393 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:39,940 ... And again. - Let's go do our own thing. 394 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:40,010 Take it from me 395 00:23:40,010 --> 00:23:42,210 Take it from me 396 00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:45,510 You know I mean what I'm saying 397 00:23:45,510 --> 00:23:48,350 Yobetter watch out You better wisep 398 00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:50,680 To mind games he's playing 399 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,950 He may have the looks 400 00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:57,360 He may have the charms 401 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,330 But where does he go What does he do 402 00:23:59,330 --> 00:24:04,300 When he's not in your arms 403 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:07,230 Keep your headp high 404 00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:10,300 Don't you know you are the sperfly 405 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:14,170 And that ain't no lie 406 00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:17,380 Because it's Satrday night You got a feeling it's right 407 00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:20,210 Don't you know we'll get so high 408 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:23,080 Bye! 409 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,680 Get down Get deeper and down 410 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:33,190 Saturday night Get down, deeper and down 411 00:24:33,190 --> 00:24:43,740 Hello, Mr. Bond, or can I call you James? 412 00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:46,770 Want that shaken or stirred? 413 00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:55,380 That's it. I'm otf. I'm going. 414 00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:59,790 I'm so sporty! 415 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:08,760 Telling on a superstar That's what you are 416 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:13,330 My mummy's my best triend. 417 00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:16,570 I'm just too posh. 418 00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:18,870 When are Liverpool gonna win the cup, like, eh? 419 00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:20,370 Are we tinished yet? 420 00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:23,380 Ah, blah, blah. Girl Power. 421 00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:25,540 Feminism. You know what I mean? 422 00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:32,480 Oh, no. 423 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,950 I feel as though I'm being strangled. How do you feel? 424 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,660 Really uncomfortable. 425 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,460 I just nearly tell otf these shoes and sprained my ankle. 426 00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:42,100 These things are really tight. They're going right up my bum. 427 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:45,760 - These are really comty, actually. - Don't even think about it. 428 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,100 I'm ott. I'm getting these oft. 429 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:52,100 - I need some plattorms. - How can you wear this stutt, Geri? 430 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:54,940 Yes! I got just the man tor the job. 431 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:57,110 He did the Fergie toe...sucking pictures. 432 00:25:57,110 --> 00:25:59,040 He got the Teletubbies taking a poo. 433 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,580 He can get you a picture ot Clinton tucking his T-shirt into his underpants. 434 00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:04,780 He sounds great, but where the hell is this guy? 435 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,990 I'm here. 436 00:26:07,990 --> 00:26:10,520 How do we know you're any good, pal? 437 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,360 8:45... You snitting your socks betore putting them on. 438 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:18,400 8:55... You in the litt, picking your nose. 439 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,800 Another bogey breaktast. 440 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,630 He's good. 441 00:26:21,630 --> 00:26:23,140 You again... 442 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:26,310 behind the bike shed with Eileen Winters, when you were 12. 443 00:26:26,310 --> 00:26:29,380 He's very good. 444 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,040 He's gone. 445 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,480 Stand back, man Thank you very much 446 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,820 I need somebody with the human touch 447 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:41,450 Now hear this. 448 00:26:41,450 --> 00:26:43,790 Atter using the showers... 449 00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:48,390 could people please pick up the clumps ot hair in the plug holes. 450 00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:51,800 It's unhygienic and can lead to flooding. 451 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:58,970 Can't Clitford just tell us normally? 452 00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:00,910 Next up: publicity party...... 453 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,910 beautiful people, reporters, interviews... 454 00:27:02,910 --> 00:27:05,340 lots ot finger food... have tun. 455 00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:06,680 That is all. 456 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,080 - They're here. Don't look. - I'm not looking. 457 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,650 I hate these parties. Everyone dresses so over the top. 458 00:27:12,650 --> 00:27:16,060 If you notice, they all ask you how you are and don't even care. 459 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:19,760 Well, I should be at the tootie now, and it I'm not there and they lose... 460 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,730 You know him? 461 00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:24,900 ... Sorry. ... Do you know who I am? 462 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,830 Who are you? 463 00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:30,340 Piers Cuthbertson Smythe. I'm with the Spice Girls. 464 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:34,440 Your name is not down, you're not coming in. 465 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,940 You said they'd recognize you. 466 00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:39,950 Yes, I go to all the shows, but Gucci, Pucci, Prada and Fendi... 467 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,920 I was very disappointed with their spring collections. 468 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,390 As for McQueen and Galliano, I could go either way on them. 469 00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:50,620 What do you think about manta rays? 470 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:54,360 Oh, yes, marvelous designer, Manta Ray. 471 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,960 I love Manta Ray. 472 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,570 These are Manta Ray's shoes, these are his glasses. 473 00:27:59,570 --> 00:28:04,200 Bob, we've gotta sort your hair out. In tact, I'm gonna do your hair tor you. 474 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,770 What's wrong with the hair? Everybody's always going on about it. 475 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:11,240 It's not as if we wanna be threatening to a man's masculinity or anything. 476 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,810 ... Ot course not. - Or be dominating. 477 00:28:13,810 --> 00:28:16,880 The tunny thing is when we meet men, sometimes they get nervous... 478 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:23,420 and don't know what to say. 479 00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:28,060 ... I'm just gonna go to the toilet. - Hello, Trish. 480 00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:31,060 I've been talking to a Spice Girl. 481 00:28:31,060 --> 00:28:32,660 I know. 482 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:35,400 Now, Bob, I think you look great. 483 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,740 What the hell have you done? 484 00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:41,070 Nicola! Remember me? Piers, yes. 485 00:28:41,070 --> 00:28:43,910 We're with her. We have to get in. 486 00:28:43,910 --> 00:28:46,850 - Spare ticket? ... We have a ticket. 487 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,450 And tonight is the night 488 00:28:49,450 --> 00:28:52,620 When three become one 489 00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:54,850 Thank you. 490 00:28:54,850 --> 00:28:57,690 Look, I've got something really important to ask you. 491 00:28:57,690 --> 00:28:59,990 But if you don't wanna do it, it's all right. 492 00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:01,960 ... What is it? ... I was thinking. 493 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,360 One ot you could be godmother to the baby... 494 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,800 but then I thought, I love you all and you're all my best mates. 495 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,170 I want you all to be godmothers. 496 00:29:10,170 --> 00:29:13,370 One condition: It's got to be a Liverpool supporter. 497 00:29:13,370 --> 00:29:16,710 Hang on a minute. Do godmothers get stretch marks? 498 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:20,850 I'm sorry to interrupt, but it is interview and photo time now. 499 00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:24,050 - Do we have to go? - Yes, you do. It's your job. 500 00:29:24,050 --> 00:29:29,520 ... See you. I'm so sorry. - Sorry, Nicola. See you. 501 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:34,160 Girls, it's publicity tor Saturday's show. 502 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,660 - Hi, I'm Barnaby. - Oh, hi. 503 00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,160 Are you a part of the Spice phenomenon? 504 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,900 No, I'm just nobody. 505 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:57,320 Excuse me a minute. 506 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,890 So we're on a wide...angled lens. 507 00:29:59,890 --> 00:30:02,290 Running. 508 00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:05,260 Tonight I'm going to be asking the big questions. 509 00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:07,430 How are relationships molded... 510 00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:10,200 in this strange, kaleidoscopic world... 511 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,530 the Spice Girls inhabit? 512 00:30:12,530 --> 00:30:14,000 Let's tind out. 513 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,840 So, do you have any time for boys? 514 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,840 Boys? Doesn't ring a bell. 515 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,740 I think with boys, you should be able to just wheel them in... 516 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,380 then they're there, and that's it. 517 00:30:26,380 --> 00:30:30,120 - Really? ... And order them like a pizza. 518 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,280 I'll have a deep-pan, six foot... 519 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,720 green eyes, pair of loafers and no socks. 520 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,420 And no cheese. 521 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:40,360 But you do like boys, don't you, Geri? 522 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,630 Come on. Is the Pope a Catholic? 523 00:30:43,630 --> 00:30:48,300 Apparently he is, yes. 524 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:51,140 Here at home, church leaders have reacted with shock today... 525 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,800 to report that the Spice Girls... 526 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,040 have cast dobt on the religious conviction of the Pope. 527 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,310 That's more like it! 528 00:30:58,310 --> 00:31:02,220 A Vatican spokesman said the pontiff was hurt and confsed.... 529 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:04,980 by the suggestion that he might not be Catholic. 530 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:08,490 We asked the Bishop ot Candleford what he thought ot the report. 531 00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:11,160 It's a terrible suggestion, almost blasphemous. 532 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,990 Ot course the Pope's a Catholic. 533 00:31:12,990 --> 00:31:15,800 Otherwise he wouldn't have been invited to become pope, would he? 534 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,130 I'd like to know what evidence the Spice Girls have to support these allegations. 535 00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:21,200 I really would. 536 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:27,610 Here we go. The backlash has started. 537 00:31:27,610 --> 00:31:30,810 When the rabbit ot chaos is pursued by the terret of disorder... 538 00:31:30,810 --> 00:31:32,810 through the fields ot anarchy... 539 00:31:32,810 --> 00:31:37,480 it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. 540 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:42,860 Whether they're clean or not. 541 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,290 Why Milan, Clifford? 542 00:31:44,290 --> 00:31:48,190 Just a TV special... ltalians, screaming kids, thesal thing. 543 00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:49,360 Are we there yet? 544 00:31:49,360 --> 00:32:00,370 Come on, come on 545 00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:12,020 Do you wanna be in my gang my gang, my gang 546 00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:13,450 I'm the leader 547 00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:15,320 What the hell is this? 548 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:19,020 I'm the leader of the gang Yeah 549 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,690 No way. 550 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:24,330 Cliftord, what is going on here? Clitford? 551 00:32:24,330 --> 00:32:26,060 Stop. 552 00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:27,730 What are you stop? 553 00:32:27,730 --> 00:32:30,340 We didn't agree to have this lot dancing with us. 554 00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:32,400 I know you said it was going to be tacky... 555 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,140 but this is tacky. 556 00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:38,140 Hey, Bobby Charlton, why have they stopped? 557 00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:43,350 They're stopping because these clowns suddenly appeared. 558 00:32:43,350 --> 00:32:48,350 I don't doubt you, my triend, but they should be on another show or a zoo. 559 00:32:48,350 --> 00:32:51,520 Look at his muscles. It looks as though he's got terrets burrowing under there. 560 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:55,730 I know. I'm sorting it out. Over here. 561 00:32:55,730 --> 00:32:59,930 ... You think that's real down there? - Looks like rolled up socks to me. 562 00:32:59,930 --> 00:33:02,940 You carry on like this, I take the girls back. 563 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:07,710 You're taking the girls back? What about the contract? 564 00:33:07,710 --> 00:33:09,010 Contract? Ha! 565 00:33:09,010 --> 00:33:12,680 In my bed I've got two teddies, a rabbit, two dollies. 566 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,110 One's Susan. She's got a bad eye. 567 00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:16,050 The boys stay here. 568 00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:18,250 The girls go, I sue you. 569 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:21,790 A.C. Milan? No. You're a bit weak in your midtield. 570 00:33:21,790 --> 00:33:24,220 Then I've got a green girafte which I won at a tair. 571 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:26,260 It was the only one lett, and I telt really sorry for him. 572 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:28,860 So you want to play hardball? What do you want, tisticutf s? 573 00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:33,130 Then there's Buzz, Woody, the alien, and a flutfy pink hot-water bottle. 574 00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:37,700 There's just not enough room tor you. 575 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:41,440 ... Your mother. - My mother? 576 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,780 Your mother. 577 00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:46,880 Hey. Your mother! 578 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,750 Your big f at mother, and your brother-in...law. 579 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:54,320 And your mad cousin. And your next door neighbor's goat! 580 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,120 - Now I kill you. - Go tor it. 581 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,760 Boys, boys. 582 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,400 Calm down. Have you not heard of the word "compromisation"? 583 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,830 What? 584 00:34:06,830 --> 00:34:13,170 Crazy, crazy. 585 00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:28,250 Come on, come on 586 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:35,630 I said 587 00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:47,170 Do you wanna be in my gang My gang, my gang 588 00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:50,180 I'm the leader 589 00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:56,150 I'm the leader of the gang Yeah, yeah 590 00:34:56,150 --> 00:34:59,420 But there's no one like the girl I am 591 00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:02,460 I can take you 592 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:05,260 High as a kite every single night 593 00:35:05,260 --> 00:35:09,860 I can make you jump ot of bed 594 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:14,130 - Now, that looks better. ... We agreed on a compromise. 595 00:35:14,130 --> 00:35:18,470 Who'd ever believe it 596 00:35:18,470 --> 00:35:20,770 ... What on earth's that? - That's the compromise. 597 00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:23,640 Do you wanna be in my gang my gang, my gang 598 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:41,060 Hey, Bobby Charlton! 599 00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:43,700 Was that really worth it? 600 00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:45,700 I'm so glad we got the morning off. 601 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:51,000 - First one in a month, Clifford. - Are we there yet? 602 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,640 - I'm dying for the loo. ... So am I. 603 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,680 Clitford, can we stop the bus? 604 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,340 Dennis, pull over. We've got a crisis. 605 00:35:58,340 --> 00:36:05,080 The girls need to go to the bathroom again. 606 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:09,490 - I'm bursting to go wee. - Come on. Move. 607 00:36:09,490 --> 00:36:15,590 - Geri, I've borrowed your shoes. - Mind the spider! 608 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,060 You see? 609 00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:20,630 Doesn't matter how successful you are, sometimes you have to pee in the woods. 610 00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:25,040 I don't understand how all the toilets can break down at the same time. 611 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,470 It's not my tault they keep breaking down. 612 00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:30,040 It's hard to get a plumber to your house, and that stays in one place. 613 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,650 But you try calling one out to a bus that's moving around the countryside. 614 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,450 ... It's impossible. - Can't you do something about them? 615 00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:41,120 ... Like what? - Fix them. 616 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,220 Listen. 617 00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:47,260 I love these girls and I'll do anything for them... 618 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:50,500 but I won't do that. 619 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,700 I don't want to go any turther. I'm scared. 620 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:57,140 Why does the countryside have to be so bloody muddy? 621 00:36:57,140 --> 00:37:00,240 Something just brushed past me, and I'm not joking. 622 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:05,480 It was only a disgusting beast that wants to eat you. 623 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,550 ... Oh, pack it in, Mel. - It weren't me. 624 00:37:08,550 --> 00:37:10,950 I think we're lost, you know. 625 00:37:10,950 --> 00:37:14,250 Spiders are everywhere. Whose idea was this? 626 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:17,190 What's that? 627 00:37:17,190 --> 00:38:01,630 ... Oh, my God! Run for it! ... I can't move! 628 00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:03,700 Get oft! 629 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,740 You've done it now. 630 00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:07,710 Geri, go and say something to them. 631 00:38:07,710 --> 00:38:09,740 Go on. Say something good, Geri. 632 00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:17,720 What do you want with us? 633 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:23,620 Yeah. 634 00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:31,030 Sorry, but they've all sold out. 635 00:38:31,030 --> 00:38:37,900 ... Oh, my God. ... What is it? 636 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:41,440 What's his name? 637 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,240 Is that three or tour "K"s? 638 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:48,350 Four. 639 00:38:48,350 --> 00:38:52,550 Gosh, you're tat. 640 00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:55,250 Ew, he wants you to snog him. 641 00:38:55,250 --> 00:39:02,290 He wants you, G. 642 00:39:02,290 --> 00:39:06,260 They want a picture. 643 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:10,700 Smile. 644 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:13,840 ... What do you mean, aliens? ... Aliens trom outer space. 645 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,240 They had these little squidgy f aces. 646 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,480 And really cheap green coats. 647 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,950 You're obviously under massive stress. I think you need some time ott. 648 00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:26,080 I'm going to stand up to the chiet, be assertive. 649 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,990 I'm gonna ask him... no, tell him... 650 00:39:28,990 --> 00:39:32,490 the girls are going to have the morning otf. 651 00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:35,630 - The answer is no, Clifford. ... Chiet? 652 00:39:35,630 --> 00:39:39,230 - The girls cannot have the morning ott. - Of course not. 653 00:39:39,230 --> 00:39:41,630 The tact that they've been working really hard... 654 00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:43,770 and they're at the point ot exhaustion is... 655 00:39:43,770 --> 00:39:45,240 - Irrelevant. - Irrelevant. 656 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:48,640 Without sacrifice there is no success. 657 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,480 Without pain there is no pleasure. 658 00:39:51,480 --> 00:40:06,860 And without something there is no nothing. 659 00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:09,660 Very assertive, Clitford. You better go and tell them. 660 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:12,030 - I know. ... Go on, then. 661 00:40:12,030 --> 00:40:16,800 I'm going on, then. 662 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,040 ... See you, Clitford! ... Hold on. 663 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,340 ... Where are you going? ... Going home to sleep. 664 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:26,310 - See you tomorrow atternoon. ... Sorry. There's been a change ot plan. 665 00:40:26,310 --> 00:40:28,880 The schedule's too tight. No morning ott. 666 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,680 Oh, nice one, Clittord. 667 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,890 ... You nearly had us there. ... You're not good at telling tibs. 668 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:38,920 I'm sorry. There's too much to get through. 669 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,590 - You're not joking, are you? - Oh, no. 670 00:40:41,590 --> 00:40:43,960 You see, we've got to see Nicola in the morning. 671 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,460 The baby's overdue. 672 00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:50,800 Baby's are allowed to be overdue. You're not. 673 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:55,010 Please, I'll buy you a milk chocolate Magnum each. 674 00:40:55,010 --> 00:40:57,540 ... Okay. - Get back. 675 00:40:57,540 --> 00:41:00,040 Look, Clitford, you can only push us so tar. 676 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,150 - Yeah, right. - You just better watch it, mate. 677 00:41:04,150 --> 00:41:14,430 From now on, there's no more Mr. Nice Spice. 678 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:18,430 Where are they going? 679 00:41:18,430 --> 00:41:22,940 ... What do you think? - I don't know, mate. 680 00:41:22,940 --> 00:41:26,100 Fooled you. See you in the morning. 681 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:28,210 Don't forget my Magnum. 682 00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:31,110 Now hear this. 683 00:41:31,110 --> 00:41:33,750 You are about to enter Dance Camp. 684 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:36,020 You will be under the instruction ot the toughest... 685 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:38,620 dance teacher ot all time, Mr. Step. 686 00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:40,180 Right, you horrible lot! 687 00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:43,990 Left, right, lett! 688 00:41:43,990 --> 00:41:48,290 Don't give me that "Julie Andrews high on a hill'' type claptrap. Chop, chop. 689 00:41:48,290 --> 00:41:51,300 I'm your mother now, and I don't mean Superior. 690 00:41:51,300 --> 00:42:00,200 Take that sweet out ot your mouth... 691 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,410 ... Shimmy, shimmy. ... Are you the dance teacher, Mr. Step? 692 00:42:03,410 --> 00:42:06,310 That is correct. 693 00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:08,850 I'm going to show you my "pas de bra.'' 694 00:42:08,850 --> 00:42:12,050 That won't apply to you. 695 00:42:12,050 --> 00:42:14,390 Pay attention. 696 00:42:14,390 --> 00:42:30,340 One, two, one. 697 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,170 Mother! 698 00:42:32,170 --> 00:42:34,940 - We can't dance like that. - Yes, I know. 699 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:37,840 I've seen your videos. 700 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,680 That's enough. Shall we do our own thing? 701 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,920 I don't even understand them, they seem so strange. 702 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:43,950 That's it. We're gonna get tit, fit, fit. 703 00:42:43,950 --> 00:42:47,020 That's it. We're gonna get tit, fit, fit. 704 00:42:47,020 --> 00:43:05,500 One, two, one, two, three, four. 705 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,510 Never give up on the good times 706 00:43:07,510 --> 00:43:13,380 Gotta believe in the love you find 707 00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:15,680 Never give up on the good times 708 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:20,620 Sharp turn right. March! Living it up is a state of mind 709 00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:24,860 Love it. Make your mothers proud ot you. 710 00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:36,170 What sort ot men are you, anyway? Left, right. 711 00:43:36,170 --> 00:43:36,200 Right then, Spice Girls, regimental chant. 712 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:41,570 Right then, Spice Girls, regimental chant. 713 00:43:41,570 --> 00:43:45,580 We're the Spice Girls, yes, indeed Just Girl Power is all we need 714 00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,850 Pick it up! We know how we got this far 715 00:43:47,850 --> 00:43:50,150 Strength and courage and a Wonderbra 716 00:43:50,150 --> 00:43:52,550 Cold this work with only one Right wheel! 717 00:43:52,550 --> 00:43:54,250 Just with me I'd have no fun 718 00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:57,020 Would this work with only two Lett wheel, go down. 719 00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,990 We need more for what we do 720 00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:01,360 Would this work with only three 721 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,560 Three's a crowd, bad company 722 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,700 Wold this work with only four No way, girl, we need one more 723 00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,870 Listenp Take my advice 724 00:44:09,870 --> 00:44:12,040 We need five for the power of Spice 725 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,410 Give itp, give it out Take a stand, scream and shout 726 00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:20,110 One, two, three, four Five Spice Girls 727 00:44:20,110 --> 00:44:22,510 Get in there. Posh Spice, where are you going? 728 00:44:22,510 --> 00:44:25,550 - There's a spider in there! - Get out ot those tubes. 729 00:44:25,550 --> 00:44:28,590 Come on. Get up that ramp. Get hold ot that rope. 730 00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:35,790 That is correct! 731 00:44:35,790 --> 00:44:37,900 That is not correct. 732 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:49,270 I'II give you not correct. 733 00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:51,280 Lights otf. 734 00:44:51,280 --> 00:46:14,630 ... It's not even dark yet. - And you, Melanie. 735 00:46:14,630 --> 00:46:17,100 It's pathetic that we can't even sleep in our own rooms. 736 00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:21,500 I don't know what we're making such a tuss for. It's only an old house. 737 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,500 A big old house. 738 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:26,300 A big, very old, haunted... 739 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:28,140 big old house. 740 00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:30,480 I had this horrible dream last night. 741 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,580 I dreamt we were all doing the live show. 742 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:34,210 I went on stage. 743 00:46:34,210 --> 00:46:37,880 I was just about to open my gob, and nothing came out. 744 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,180 Something even more weirder happened. 745 00:46:40,180 --> 00:46:42,350 ... You didn't have a head? ... How did you know? 746 00:46:42,350 --> 00:46:44,160 I have the same dream. 747 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,060 No way. 748 00:46:46,060 --> 00:46:49,530 I had exactly the same dream, but mine was much, much worse. 749 00:46:49,530 --> 00:46:53,200 You see, I had a head but there was no makeup on it. 750 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,700 Oh, no. 751 00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:57,870 I just don't understand. So what does it all mean? 752 00:46:57,870 --> 00:47:00,370 Probably our subconscious minds so we don't have to deal... 753 00:47:00,370 --> 00:47:02,710 with our inner anxieties when we're awake. 754 00:47:02,710 --> 00:47:05,840 Like we're all gonna be scared of this live show. 755 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,510 And that we might not be able to sing. 756 00:47:08,510 --> 00:47:11,420 And it's gonna be a complete disaster. 757 00:47:11,420 --> 00:47:14,350 Oh, no. Let's just stay here together. 758 00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:16,520 Yeah, squash up. I'm going to sleep now. 759 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,790 I am. See you. 760 00:47:19,790 --> 00:47:21,230 I hate you, McMaxtord. 761 00:47:21,230 --> 00:47:27,870 I really, really hate you. 762 00:47:27,870 --> 00:47:38,380 I hate you! 763 00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:42,450 Look at that! More stories! More evil harpoons trom the press! 764 00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:44,850 I wouldn't let it bother you, Cliftord. 765 00:47:44,850 --> 00:47:46,750 Just chill out. 766 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:48,890 Yeah, the press can just tlick otf. 767 00:47:48,890 --> 00:47:51,560 Makes me wanna strangle something! 768 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:55,860 If we took any notice of all that press, we'd go mad like you. 769 00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:58,300 I just can't take it anymore! 770 00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:01,070 It's all lies! I'm simply not like that! 771 00:48:01,070 --> 00:48:03,570 Bring me a straitjacket! 772 00:48:03,570 --> 00:48:12,040 Yes, you can laugh! You can laugh! 773 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,980 He is so uptight, he's gonna have a heart attack. 774 00:48:14,980 --> 00:48:18,820 - Maybe he's not getting enough bacon. - Could be. 775 00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:21,450 Do you know what would be pertect? It he tancied Deborah. 776 00:48:21,450 --> 00:48:24,560 - Yeah! - I reckon he's got a chance with her. 777 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,730 ... She hasn't had a boytriend in months. - He doesn't tancy her. 778 00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:30,100 The body language is all wrong. He doesn't even look at her. 779 00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:34,330 But that doesn't matter. Men don't like showing their emotions. 780 00:48:34,330 --> 00:48:36,100 That is true. 781 00:48:36,100 --> 00:48:39,940 But apparently there's these animals in the jungle or the rain forest. 782 00:48:39,940 --> 00:48:43,780 Anyway, when the male's courting the temale, he goes and pees on her. 783 00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:46,480 - Oh, no! ... Geri, do you have to? 784 00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,680 But it's his way of showing that he f ancies her. 785 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:53,780 And the thing is, they get it on afterwards and mate. 786 00:48:53,780 --> 00:49:01,260 Call me old-tashioned, but I preter a bunch ot tlowers. 787 00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:04,600 - Here's where we get "high concept.'' - Eight miles high. 788 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:09,330 A Royal Air Force stealth bomber is hijacked by extraterrestrial terrorists. 789 00:49:09,330 --> 00:49:12,940 Inside the pilot's pocket is a computer disk... 790 00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:17,010 with a virus encoded on it that is so deadly, it could destroy the world. 791 00:49:17,010 --> 00:49:19,980 The British prime minister has absolutely no choice. 792 00:49:19,980 --> 00:49:27,490 He has to call in the Spice Force Five. 793 00:49:27,490 --> 00:49:29,690 Can you see the merchandising? Action tigures? 794 00:49:29,690 --> 00:49:45,400 Crack operatives in their own tield. There's the martial arts expert. 795 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:52,080 Counterespionage agent. 796 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,910 Goal! 797 00:49:54,910 --> 00:50:01,390 Explosives expert. 798 00:50:01,390 --> 00:50:03,390 Oh, no! 799 00:50:03,390 --> 00:50:05,420 Master ot disguise. 800 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:11,600 Wonder Woman 801 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:19,240 You're a Wonder Woman 802 00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:23,510 Girl Power! Equalization between the sexes, hmm? 803 00:50:23,510 --> 00:50:33,620 And...- oh... Victoria. 804 00:50:33,620 --> 00:50:37,290 - Then what? Back to reality. - Absolutely. 805 00:50:37,290 --> 00:50:40,890 Oh, hell, yeah. Why not? 806 00:50:40,890 --> 00:50:47,570 What kind ot reality are you interested in? I'm open. 807 00:50:47,570 --> 00:50:49,430 Competition winners. 808 00:50:49,430 --> 00:50:53,540 The chance to make those f antasy tigures become a reality. 809 00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:58,110 Dreams come true. The stuft of tairy tales. 810 00:50:58,110 --> 00:51:02,410 So, how's it teel to have won the trip round London with the Spice Girls? 811 00:51:02,410 --> 00:51:06,320 - It's great. ... I expect your friends are jealous. 812 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,350 - Yeah. ... I'm sure they are. 813 00:51:09,350 --> 00:51:12,660 - How's that sound? - Planes, dogs, trattic. 814 00:51:12,660 --> 00:51:16,830 We won't be using this bit anyway. Don't worry about it. Come on. 815 00:51:16,830 --> 00:51:19,530 I hate that. Couldn't get a word in edgewise. 816 00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:21,770 They treat us like bloody kids. 817 00:51:21,770 --> 00:51:25,640 Okay, kids, welcome to the Spicebus. 818 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,670 - Cool. ... Girls, competition winners. 819 00:51:28,670 --> 00:51:31,440 Balloons, cakes, sandwiches, tun, tun. 820 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,780 - Do you want a Polaroid? - It's Jack and Evie, isn't it? 821 00:51:34,780 --> 00:51:37,520 ... Do you want something to eat? - Ready? Smile. 822 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,020 Why do they have loads ot tish paste sarnies at parties? 823 00:51:40,020 --> 00:51:42,590 - No one likes them. - I know. 824 00:51:42,590 --> 00:51:45,120 It must be great being a Spice Girl. 825 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:48,290 - It's good. - lt'd be better it it wasn't tor... 826 00:51:48,290 --> 00:51:51,360 our f ascist slave driver bossing us about all the time. 827 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:55,870 Let's just escape trom this place! 828 00:51:55,870 --> 00:51:59,640 Don't worry, she does this all the time. She is mad. 829 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,740 Yes! 830 00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:06,910 When I say "go, '' we go. 831 00:52:06,910 --> 00:52:09,210 ... Go! - Grab some crisps. 832 00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:12,650 - Where are we going? ... Just go with the flow. 833 00:52:12,650 --> 00:52:14,280 Take it easy, girls. 834 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,190 ... Mind telling me where they're going? - They're being spontaneous. 835 00:52:17,190 --> 00:52:20,190 I told them before, it they want to be spontaneous... 836 00:52:20,190 --> 00:52:25,460 they'd have to clear it with me first. 837 00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:28,300 ... Let's go. - Can we have a ride on your boat? 838 00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:32,870 Quick! There's an aquatic adventure happening here! 839 00:52:32,870 --> 00:52:36,040 What we need now is a really serious speedboat. 840 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:39,480 - Dennis, tollow them. ... I'm on the trail. 841 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,850 My boy lollipop 842 00:52:42,850 --> 00:52:46,420 Yomake my heart go giddy-p 843 00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:49,750 You are as sweet as candy 844 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:53,560 Yo're my sugar dandy 845 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,090 Uh-oh My boy lollipop 846 00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:57,960 The Spice Girls at sea. 847 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:03,270 What an extraordinary combination ot Girl Power and horsepower. 848 00:53:03,270 --> 00:53:04,940 Can't this thing go any taster? 849 00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:09,340 My heart told me so 850 00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:11,510 I love you I love you 851 00:53:11,510 --> 00:53:14,850 I love yoso But I don't want you to know 852 00:53:14,850 --> 00:53:16,880 Faster! Come on! 853 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:20,350 I need you, I need yo I need you so 854 00:53:20,350 --> 00:53:22,790 And I'll never let you go 855 00:53:22,790 --> 00:53:26,690 Deborah, can you please explain what the hell is going on here? 856 00:53:26,690 --> 00:53:30,030 ... They're having tun. Rock 'n' roll. - No, it's not. 857 00:53:30,030 --> 00:53:32,260 Rock 'n' roll is staying up all night and getting completely ott your f ace... 858 00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:34,770 and throwing television sets out ot hotel windows. 859 00:53:34,770 --> 00:53:37,370 I don't remember any mention ot boats. 860 00:53:37,370 --> 00:53:39,100 You're my lollipop 861 00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:42,240 Enzo, they're dancing. Can we have them dancing, please? 862 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:46,110 I can hear singing. Can you get what they're singing? 863 00:53:46,110 --> 00:53:49,480 ... Don't you remember being a kid? ... What? 864 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:53,220 You know, talling over in the playground, scraping your knees. 865 00:53:53,220 --> 00:53:57,490 Deborah, what planet are you trom? 866 00:53:57,490 --> 00:54:05,300 Hold on! Water on the lens, Piers! 867 00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:10,740 Here they come. 868 00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:20,240 Stop! 869 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,950 Oh, my! 870 00:54:21,950 --> 00:54:24,980 There is a child in the water. I want a close...up of... 871 00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:28,350 ... All I'm getting is you shouting. - Shush then. 872 00:54:28,350 --> 00:54:30,660 Turn it round! Quick! 873 00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:34,990 Don't worry! I'II save her! 874 00:54:34,990 --> 00:54:37,500 At last, a real drama. Sorry. 875 00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:41,100 Get oft! I'm trying to tilm. 876 00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:44,870 I got a loud splash there, Piers. 877 00:54:44,870 --> 00:54:46,700 Just great! 878 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:49,640 Parents lend us their kids, and we drown them. 879 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,410 - That was so brilliant! - Wicked! 880 00:54:52,410 --> 00:54:54,650 That was not supposed to happen! 881 00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:57,220 - Are you okay? - Yeah, we're fine. 882 00:54:57,220 --> 00:55:00,550 ... You mean, I got wet tor nothing? - Help! 883 00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:04,390 ... What? ... This dress is dry-clean only! 884 00:55:04,390 --> 00:55:06,820 Do they have sharks in the Thames? 885 00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:13,100 ... Oh, shut up! - They're coming. 886 00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:16,300 ... Whose idea was this? ... Yours. 887 00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:21,640 ... Can we do it again? - No! 888 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:26,910 - Vicky, do you wanna wear this? - I'm not that desperate. 889 00:55:26,910 --> 00:55:32,750 Are you all right? 890 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:54,610 Do you realize what'll happen if any of this ever gets out? 891 00:55:54,610 --> 00:55:57,710 And more drama concerning the Spice Girls. 892 00:55:57,710 --> 00:56:00,040 Today, two young competition winners... 893 00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,950 had a dramatic escape when they fell.... 894 00:56:01,950 --> 00:56:04,020 from a speeding boat on the river Thames. 895 00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:06,380 This report from James Platt. 896 00:56:06,380 --> 00:56:08,950 Take it easy, Clitford. Would you like a Rescue Remedy? 897 00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:17,900 I think it's time tor a chat. 898 00:56:17,900 --> 00:56:21,430 Look at this. Front page news again. 899 00:56:21,430 --> 00:56:23,740 Suppose the whole lot of you had been drowned? 900 00:56:23,740 --> 00:56:26,240 - We weren't though. - Speak tor yourselt. 901 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:27,970 What did you think you were doing? 902 00:56:27,970 --> 00:56:30,880 - We were just having fun. ... What? 903 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,980 You know, tun, like "ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.'' 904 00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:37,720 Look, we're old enough to take responsibility for our own lives. 905 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:40,450 You don't have a life. You have a schedule. 906 00:56:40,450 --> 00:56:43,420 You are part of a well-oiled global machine. 907 00:56:43,420 --> 00:56:45,590 There are people working their butts ott tor you! 908 00:56:45,590 --> 00:56:48,260 - People like Deborah. ... Can you leave my butt out ot this? 909 00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:50,730 Just don't be so uptight, Clittord. 910 00:56:50,730 --> 00:56:54,230 Uptight? You've got a live gig here tomorrow. 911 00:56:54,230 --> 00:56:56,330 It's my job to see that you turn up. 912 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:59,000 My bum is on the line here! 913 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:03,470 Could you please leave butts and bums out ot this tor one minute? 914 00:57:03,470 --> 00:57:06,080 Some things are more important than gigs. 915 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:09,980 ... Like what? ... Like self-respect and our treedom. 916 00:57:09,980 --> 00:57:12,020 Yeah, and triendship. 917 00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:15,120 What are you saying? You don't want to turn up here tomorrow? 918 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,360 Maybe we don't! 919 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:21,290 - What did you say that tor? ... I don't know. 920 00:57:21,290 --> 00:57:23,160 Listen, you. 921 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:27,030 It's up to us whether we turn up to this gig or not tomorrow, all right? 922 00:57:27,030 --> 00:57:30,870 Okay, stay at home. That's tine. 923 00:57:30,870 --> 00:57:32,970 - Fine! - Fine! 924 00:57:32,970 --> 00:57:35,540 - We can't let the f ans down. - He didn't mean that. 925 00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:38,940 ... Didn't I? ... Can we please stop arguing? 926 00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:42,310 When you know exactly what is supposed to be happening... 927 00:57:42,310 --> 00:57:46,820 could somebody please let me know? 928 00:57:46,820 --> 00:57:49,620 Great, Clittord. Now look what you've done. 929 00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:52,790 ... That's just too bad. - It is, because you know what? 930 00:57:52,790 --> 00:57:55,830 - I'm going home now. See you! - Bye! 931 00:57:55,830 --> 00:57:59,030 Can we just stop all this? It's doing my head in! 932 00:57:59,030 --> 00:58:03,570 Emma! 933 00:58:03,570 --> 00:58:05,640 I hope you know what you're doing... 934 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:10,170 'cause if you're looking tor a tight, you're gonna lose! 935 00:58:10,170 --> 00:58:14,110 What do you think? No, I don't want to hear what you think. 936 00:58:14,110 --> 00:58:18,350 ... What do you think? - I think you detinitely lost. 937 00:58:18,350 --> 00:58:20,320 I think... 938 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:36,000 I think I may have just started the breakup ot the Spice Girls. 939 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,540 It's tine, Chief. Everything's tine. 940 00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:41,100 ... Oh, no, it isn't. - No, it isn't. 941 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:43,040 How bad is it? 942 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,710 Imagine how bad it cold possibly be. 943 00:58:45,710 --> 00:58:48,580 - Yes? - Well, it's worse than that. 944 00:58:48,580 --> 00:58:51,120 - Oh, dear. - Don't get upset, Chief. 945 00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:54,550 ... Oh, dearie me. - You're getting all emotional, Chief. 946 00:58:54,550 --> 00:58:56,950 Look, the show will go on... 947 00:58:56,950 --> 00:59:01,020 even it I have to round up four triends... 948 00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:03,230 and personally dress up as Victoria. 949 00:59:03,230 --> 00:59:06,060 Let us hope it does not come to that. 950 00:59:06,060 --> 00:59:08,400 - I won't let you down. - You'd better not. 951 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:13,370 Remember: The headless chicken can only know where he has been. 952 00:59:13,370 --> 00:59:17,140 He cannot see where he is going. 953 00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:22,610 Do not be that chicken, Clitford. 954 00:59:22,610 --> 00:59:29,250 Chicken. Right. 955 00:59:29,250 --> 00:59:32,590 Things are moving. The girls have had a row with Cliftord. 956 00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:36,590 They might not turn up tor the show. 957 00:59:36,590 --> 00:59:41,130 Something strange is happening. 958 00:59:41,130 --> 00:59:43,500 What is it? 959 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:46,300 Something's happening to my f ace. 960 00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:58,350 I think you're smiling. 961 00:59:58,350 --> 01:00:01,950 That you'd be like this. 962 01:00:01,950 --> 01:00:04,520 I'm sorry. 963 01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:11,900 Sorry that you ever left here. 964 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:18,000 Sam, for old time's sake. 965 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:25,310 Yeah, sure, for old time's sake. 966 01:00:25,310 --> 01:00:28,650 So there we go, girls. That's six coftees. 967 01:00:28,650 --> 01:00:31,620 - Thanks, Brian. - One pound tifty. 968 01:00:31,620 --> 01:00:34,780 ... Can you put it on the slate? - What slate? 969 01:00:34,780 --> 01:00:37,120 The "we'll pay you back when we're rich and f amous" slate. 970 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:40,820 Call me old-f ashioned and sentimental, but no. 971 01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:42,830 Do you think I'm the Salvation Army? 972 01:00:42,830 --> 01:00:44,760 It was worth a try. 973 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:48,130 How's the musical career going? You got any deals? 974 01:00:48,130 --> 01:00:50,640 - Not quite. ... But we've got this new song. 975 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,670 What is it? Flip-flop? Or hip-hop? 976 01:00:53,670 --> 01:00:55,870 ... Funk? - Hip-hop? 977 01:00:55,870 --> 01:00:58,740 Funk? Where have you been tor the last ten years? 978 01:00:58,740 --> 01:01:01,980 I don't know the music scene now. I can't make head nor tail of it. 979 01:01:01,980 --> 01:01:04,320 Anything goes these days. You just do what you want. 980 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,550 I'm a jazz man, and I'm telling you... 981 01:01:06,550 --> 01:01:08,750 jazz is due tor a comeback. 982 01:01:08,750 --> 01:01:11,320 Brian, they've got this great song. 983 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,160 - Do it tor him. ... He's not interested. 984 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,760 Of course he is. You are interested, aren't you? 985 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:20,330 Sit down and shut up and listen, 'cause we're gonna do it anyway. 986 01:01:20,330 --> 01:01:22,900 ... Let's do it. - Ready? 987 01:01:22,900 --> 01:01:24,070 One, two, three. Hit it! 988 01:01:24,070 --> 01:01:25,400 One, two, three. Hit it! 989 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,340 I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want 990 01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:33,640 So tell me what you want What you really, really want 991 01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,250 I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna, I wanna 992 01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:47,590 Really, really, really wanna Zig-a-zig-ah 993 01:01:47,590 --> 01:01:49,890 If you want my fture 994 01:01:49,890 --> 01:01:51,730 Forget my past 995 01:01:51,730 --> 01:01:53,800 If yowanna get with me 996 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,400 Better make it fast 997 01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:00,600 Now don't go wasting my precios time 998 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:14,050 Get your act together We cold be jst fine 999 01:02:14,050 --> 01:02:17,090 If yowanna be my lover yogotta get with my friends 1000 01:02:17,090 --> 01:02:20,060 - Gotta get with my friends - Make it last forever 1001 01:02:20,060 --> 01:02:22,390 Friendship never ends 1002 01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:24,400 If yowanna be my lover 1003 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,600 Yohave got to give 1004 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,970 Taking is too easy 1005 01:02:28,970 --> 01:02:37,440 But that's the way it is 1006 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:49,090 Slam your body down and wind it all around 1007 01:02:49,090 --> 01:02:57,660 Go on, Mel! 1008 01:02:57,660 --> 01:03:01,600 - If yowanna be my lover - What'd you think? 1009 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:06,440 Not bad. Just needs a wee bit more jazz in there. 1010 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:10,270 I think it'll make the Top 20. 1011 01:03:10,270 --> 01:03:29,360 It's great! I love it! 1012 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,060 - It's so sad. - That's what I was thinking. 1013 01:03:32,060 --> 01:03:37,370 We used to live in there. Now look at it. 1014 01:03:37,370 --> 01:03:39,970 - What are you doing here? ... What are you doing here? 1015 01:03:39,970 --> 01:03:42,340 Same as you. 1016 01:03:42,340 --> 01:03:45,980 This all seems like ages ago, doesn't it? 1017 01:03:45,980 --> 01:03:49,580 It just shows you, you can't go back. Nothing's the same. 1018 01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:54,150 ... I wonder whatever did happen to Brian. - We owe him tor a couple ot cottees. 1019 01:03:54,150 --> 01:03:56,890 - Yeah. ... Let's go and get some chips. 1020 01:03:56,890 --> 01:04:00,320 ... I'm not paying for cotfees. ... Bacon butties tor me. 1021 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:05,760 ... You don't care what you eat, do you? - No, I don't. 1022 01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,100 I wonder it we've changed a lot since we've been f amous. 1023 01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:12,340 ... I don't think I have. - Nor have I. 1024 01:04:12,340 --> 01:04:14,340 I just think we worry about difterent things. 1025 01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:17,710 In the old days it was, "Where's our next meal coming from?'' 1026 01:04:17,710 --> 01:04:21,010 And now it's, "Where's our next single going to?" 1027 01:04:21,010 --> 01:04:24,280 And like, is it all gonna be over soon? 1028 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,980 Melvin B, Emma... 1029 01:04:26,980 --> 01:04:31,460 Melvin C, Victoria, Geri. 1030 01:04:31,460 --> 01:04:34,360 You have been tound guilty ot releasing a single... 1031 01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:37,800 that is by no means as kicking as your previous records. 1032 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:42,830 Nor does it have such a wicked, dirty, tat bass line. 1033 01:04:42,830 --> 01:04:44,970 You are sentenced to having your next record... 1034 01:04:44,970 --> 01:04:48,040 enter the charts at number 179... 1035 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:51,340 betore dropping straight out the tollowing week. 1036 01:04:51,340 --> 01:04:55,040 Furthermore, you are sentenced to 20 years... 1037 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:59,080 of having to appear on cheesy chat shows in Taiwan... 1038 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,890 talking about how you used to be tamous. 1039 01:05:01,890 --> 01:05:07,960 And may God have mercy on your lip gloss. 1040 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:10,430 Call Hootie and the Blowfish. 1041 01:05:10,430 --> 01:05:13,260 You know what's happened? We haven't got time tor our triends anymore. 1042 01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:15,300 Like Nicola. 1043 01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:18,140 We're supposed to be godmothers to her baby. 1044 01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:20,300 We haven't even spent any time with her. 1045 01:05:20,300 --> 01:05:22,310 Why don't we take her out tonight? 1046 01:05:22,310 --> 01:05:26,140 - Yeah, and go really mental! - Yeah! 1047 01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:30,350 Hang on. We've got a show tomorrow. What are we gonna do about that? 1048 01:05:30,350 --> 01:05:38,160 It Clittord tinds out we've been out all night, he'll go berserk. 1049 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:43,830 What are we waiting tor? 1050 01:05:43,830 --> 01:05:59,740 - Come on, Vicky! ... I can't run in these heels! 1051 01:05:59,740 --> 01:06:02,210 Thought I'd tind you here. 1052 01:06:02,210 --> 01:06:06,680 Sorry, there's only room tor one depressed personality in here. 1053 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,120 At least you're still alive. 1054 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,690 That's the bit that depresses me. 1055 01:06:11,690 --> 01:06:15,120 It it makes you feel any better, I've got a degree in politics... 1056 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,100 philosophy and economics, and I spend my entire lite... 1057 01:06:17,100 --> 01:06:21,700 worrying about whether Mel C is wearing the right Nike Air Max. 1058 01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:23,830 By the way, did you sort them out? 1059 01:06:23,830 --> 01:06:26,670 Yes. 1060 01:06:26,670 --> 01:06:29,210 Mind you, I'd rather be us than the girls. 1061 01:06:29,210 --> 01:06:34,510 Fame is...- Fame is such a tickle thing. 1062 01:06:34,510 --> 01:06:39,880 ... What can I get you? ... Gin and tonic, please. 1063 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:41,750 Just a minute. 1064 01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:47,220 - Can you make that a double? ... Yes. 1065 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:49,930 - You know what happens now, don't you? ... What's that? 1066 01:06:49,930 --> 01:06:53,200 We both sit here getting more and more selt-pitying... 1067 01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,230 telling each other tragic tales of lost lovers... 1068 01:06:56,230 --> 01:06:59,370 then deaden the pain by having a night ot tull-on passion... 1069 01:06:59,370 --> 01:07:05,610 and end up completely ruining our protessional relationship. 1070 01:07:05,610 --> 01:07:10,880 Well, I'm up tor it, it you are. 1071 01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:30,630 Time, ladies and gentlemen. 1072 01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:32,870 - You all right, Nicola? - Fine. 1073 01:07:32,870 --> 01:07:36,910 It's the last time I'll be going out tor a while, so I'm gonna enjoy it. 1074 01:07:36,910 --> 01:07:40,580 - I love this song! - That's 'cause we wrote it! 1075 01:07:40,580 --> 01:07:43,510 - Let's go for a dance. - No. I'll watch you. 1076 01:07:43,510 --> 01:07:46,150 - Carry on. ... Take care, Nicola. 1077 01:07:46,150 --> 01:07:55,220 Come on! 1078 01:07:55,220 --> 01:08:05,070 Could somebody please tell me exactly what is the dress code here? 1079 01:08:05,070 --> 01:08:09,110 The race is on to get out of the bottom 1080 01:08:09,110 --> 01:08:12,910 The top is high so yor roots are forgotten 1081 01:08:12,910 --> 01:08:16,610 Giving is good as long as yo're getting 1082 01:08:16,610 --> 01:08:19,750 What's driving yo is ambition I'm betting 1083 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:27,520 I said Who do yothink yoare 1084 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,630 I said who 1085 01:08:30,630 --> 01:08:33,430 Some kind of sperstar 1086 01:08:33,430 --> 01:08:37,640 You have just got to Swing it, shake it, move it, make it 1087 01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:39,670 Who do yothink yoare 1088 01:08:39,670 --> 01:08:58,960 Trst it,se it, prove it, groove it Show me how good you are 1089 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,490 You're swelling out in the wrong direction 1090 01:09:02,490 --> 01:09:06,500 Yo've got the bug Superstar, yo've been bitten 1091 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:10,530 Yor trmpet's blowing for far too long 1092 01:09:10,530 --> 01:09:17,910 Climbing the snakep the ladder But you're wrong 1093 01:09:17,910 --> 01:09:26,820 Nicola! 1094 01:09:26,820 --> 01:09:30,450 Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. 1095 01:09:30,450 --> 01:09:33,090 - Can we sit there? ... Can you get out of the way? 1096 01:09:33,090 --> 01:09:35,430 I think the contractions have started. 1097 01:09:35,430 --> 01:09:37,830 - Maybe it's something you ate. - I don't remember swallowing a baby. 1098 01:09:37,830 --> 01:09:40,160 ... It's tor an emergency. - The baby's coming. 1099 01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,770 - Now don't panic. - Don't panic! 1100 01:09:42,770 --> 01:09:44,330 I'm not panicking. 1101 01:09:44,330 --> 01:09:47,700 - What do you do in an emergency? - Call my mom! 1102 01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:49,340 We need an ambulance. 1103 01:09:49,340 --> 01:09:52,340 - I don't think there's enough time. ... Okay, we don't need an ambulance! 1104 01:09:52,340 --> 01:09:55,550 Dennis! We've gotta get to the hospital! 1105 01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:57,010 What happened? 1106 01:09:57,010 --> 01:09:59,420 - We're having a baby. - What? All ot you? 1107 01:09:59,420 --> 01:10:01,920 ... Just get there! - Come on! 1108 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:07,790 Round them up! We're gonna hit the trail! 1109 01:10:07,790 --> 01:10:10,590 ... Ow! That was a contraction! - Cuddle. 1110 01:10:10,590 --> 01:10:14,900 Deep breathing, that's the thing. 1111 01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:17,370 Not you, Victoria! Her! 1112 01:10:17,370 --> 01:10:20,800 ...Does anyone know how to deliver a baby? -Don't look at me. 1113 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,770 ... I know all about home delivery. - Yeah, right. 1114 01:10:23,770 --> 01:10:27,540 I read it in a book. The tirst thing to do is, uh... 1115 01:10:27,540 --> 01:10:29,610 - Put your legs together. ... Too late. 1116 01:10:29,610 --> 01:10:32,680 ... Should've done that nine months ago. ... Don't make me laugh. 1117 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:36,490 Do not make her laugh, because it'll just shoot out like a cannonball. 1118 01:10:36,490 --> 01:10:39,790 Seriously now, what it the baby comes out right now? 1119 01:10:39,790 --> 01:10:43,930 It's not gonna go very tar. She's still got her tights on. 1120 01:10:43,930 --> 01:10:50,330 Stay up there. We're not ready tor you yet. 1121 01:10:50,330 --> 01:10:51,840 That's it! Push! 1122 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,400 - I am pushing! ... Are you sure she should push? 1123 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,170 What else is she gonna do? 1124 01:10:56,170 --> 01:10:58,610 It I push any more, I'll turn myselt inside out! 1125 01:10:58,610 --> 01:11:01,110 ... What's going on? ... She's pushing! 1126 01:11:01,110 --> 01:11:03,110 - How dilated is she? - Not very. 1127 01:11:03,110 --> 01:11:06,280 - She only had one gin and orange. ... Just calm down, girls. 1128 01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:10,020 You're in tor a long wait. This is going to take a long time. 1129 01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:12,120 Oh, that's nice. 1130 01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,690 It's all right. We're here. 1131 01:11:14,690 --> 01:11:20,530 Mama, I love you 1132 01:11:20,530 --> 01:11:23,830 That's catchy. Hmm. 1133 01:11:23,830 --> 01:11:26,470 Excuse me. Are you the Spice Girls? 1134 01:11:26,470 --> 01:11:28,040 Some of them. 1135 01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,170 My son's banged his head. He's unconscious. 1136 01:11:30,170 --> 01:11:33,340 I was wondering it you could talk to him, try and wake him up. 1137 01:11:33,340 --> 01:11:41,520 - We can do that. - Sorry about this. 1138 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,690 Malcolm, the Spice Girls have come to talk to you. 1139 01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:45,960 Isn't that wondertul? 1140 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,490 Hello, Malcolm. It's Geri. 1141 01:11:48,490 --> 01:11:51,860 - I'm Melanie C. ... And I'm Victoria, Malcolm! 1142 01:11:51,860 --> 01:11:53,700 Stop it. 1143 01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:56,400 Well, what should we do now? 1144 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,140 I don't know. Maybe we should just talk to him. 1145 01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:03,710 ... What are we gonna say? - Maybe you should take your top ott. 1146 01:12:03,710 --> 01:12:05,480 Shut up! 1147 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:07,580 It was just a joke. 1148 01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:11,080 There's not much point. He's got his eyes shut. 1149 01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:25,830 Not now. 1150 01:12:25,830 --> 01:12:29,030 - How are you teeling? - Bad. Where are the girls? 1151 01:12:29,030 --> 01:12:34,940 I don't know. I have no idea. 1152 01:12:34,940 --> 01:12:38,110 How about trying to tind out? 1153 01:12:38,110 --> 01:12:40,940 Come on! Chop-chop! Hurry it up! 1154 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:43,750 It's amazing how much pain mothers have to go through. 1155 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:46,280 No wonder my mom thinks I'm so ungratetul. 1156 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:50,120 ... I hear it's like passing a football. ... That's nothing. 1157 01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:55,890 My mom said when she had me, it was like passing a block ot flats with balconies. 1158 01:12:55,890 --> 01:12:58,730 Hello? Hi, Deborah. 1159 01:12:58,730 --> 01:13:00,260 We're in hospital. 1160 01:13:00,260 --> 01:13:03,270 We're tine. It's Nicola. She's having a baby. 1161 01:13:03,270 --> 01:13:05,870 No, we can't leave her. 1162 01:13:05,870 --> 01:13:08,540 Oh, no. I've got to go. Bye. 1163 01:13:08,540 --> 01:13:10,670 I can't believe it. 1164 01:13:10,670 --> 01:13:14,510 I cannot believe it. They're waiting for a friend's baby? 1165 01:13:14,510 --> 01:13:17,610 - It's called loyalty. - No, it's called insanity. 1166 01:13:17,610 --> 01:13:22,990 The whole world is waiting tor their show, and the girls aren't here. 1167 01:13:22,990 --> 01:13:27,290 They're doing it to spite me. They're trying to make me crack. 1168 01:13:27,290 --> 01:13:31,060 But I won't. 1169 01:13:31,060 --> 01:13:32,560 I won't. 1170 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,800 I spy with my bionic eye... 1171 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,770 something beginning with "H.'' 1172 01:13:37,770 --> 01:13:42,740 ... A hospital. - Shut up, Geri. 1173 01:13:42,740 --> 01:13:45,010 I'm otf duty now, Helen. Everything all right? 1174 01:13:45,010 --> 01:13:47,040 Fine. Doing anything nice tonight? 1175 01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:50,150 - I'm going to see the Spice Girls show. - That'll be nice, Gladys. 1176 01:13:50,150 --> 01:13:53,420 Oh, I better get a move on. See you all later. 1177 01:13:53,420 --> 01:13:58,120 Hopetully. 1178 01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:02,690 Listen, this is silly. Don't wait tor me. You gotta go. 1179 01:14:02,690 --> 01:14:08,260 Nicola, we said we would stay, so we're gonna stay. 1180 01:14:08,260 --> 01:14:11,940 - I think this is it. ... Yeah, it is. 1181 01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:15,500 Push down, Nicola. Very good. 1182 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:18,940 Hi, Clitford. I don't know what time we're gonna be there. 1183 01:14:18,940 --> 01:14:21,210 The world can wait. This is more important. 1184 01:14:21,210 --> 01:14:24,380 It's about friendship and commitment, but you wouldn't know about that. 1185 01:14:24,380 --> 01:14:26,850 I'll speak to you later. Bye. 1186 01:14:26,850 --> 01:14:30,420 It can't take this long to have a baby! 1187 01:14:30,420 --> 01:14:32,220 This is the '90s. 1188 01:14:32,220 --> 01:14:34,620 He's about to crack up at any moment. 1189 01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:37,630 The sense ot tension, ot impending doom, it's...... 1190 01:14:37,630 --> 01:14:41,230 ... Are you getting that sweat on his lip? ... Sound running. 1191 01:14:41,230 --> 01:14:44,400 - That's beautitul. - I could put a little bit more on. 1192 01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,270 Clitford, five minutes. Have you got five minutes? 1193 01:14:47,270 --> 01:14:49,970 All right, seeing as there's nothing else going on around here. 1194 01:14:49,970 --> 01:14:52,310 ... Graydon, tetch. - Come on. 1195 01:14:52,310 --> 01:14:54,310 Okay, here's the story. 1196 01:14:54,310 --> 01:14:57,880 It's the girls' tirst live pertormance. They are major stars. 1197 01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:00,120 It's only minutes until curtain up. 1198 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:03,350 All hopes ot the Spice Girls' live triumph are surely dashed. 1199 01:15:03,350 --> 01:15:06,920 Oh, my God! It's coming out! I think I'm gonna taint. 1200 01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:09,490 ... No, you're not. ... Slap me! 1201 01:15:09,490 --> 01:15:12,400 ... Oh, my God! - Is it a boy or a girl? 1202 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:15,700 ... It's a beetroot! - It's a girl! 1203 01:15:15,700 --> 01:15:21,070 With hands like that, she'll make a great goalie one day. 1204 01:15:21,070 --> 01:15:35,180 Now that is Girl Power. 1205 01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:38,360 Hey, you just... I do believe he's got a camera. 1206 01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:41,360 - You're that reporter, aren't you? - Emergency! 1207 01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:43,790 ... I don't believe you! ... Get him, Melanie! 1208 01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:49,100 I'm late tor the theater! The curtain's already gone up! 1209 01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:51,740 He crashes to the ground. 1210 01:15:51,740 --> 01:15:56,770 And now the girls come face to face with their tabloid tormentor. 1211 01:15:56,770 --> 01:15:59,680 The evil reporter has been unmasked, and in that moment... 1212 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:03,280 Damien's whole worthless life tlashes betore his eyes because... 1213 01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:07,550 the girls have made him realize that he's been living a meaningless lie. 1214 01:16:07,550 --> 01:16:09,590 Do you know what, girls? 1215 01:16:09,590 --> 01:16:12,460 You've made me realize... 1216 01:16:12,460 --> 01:16:14,720 I've been living a meaningless lie. 1217 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:17,490 It's his character's one defining moment. 1218 01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:19,900 There isn't a dry seat in the house. 1219 01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:23,130 - I'm wet already. - I don't buy it. 1220 01:16:23,130 --> 01:16:25,640 One minute Damien is this big, threatening monster... 1221 01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:27,770 the next he's some weeping wimp. 1222 01:16:27,770 --> 01:16:30,340 That's the power ot Girl Power, man. 1223 01:16:30,340 --> 01:16:32,540 - So that's the end? ... No. 1224 01:16:32,540 --> 01:16:37,980 Damien goes after the really big evil boss, McMaxford. 1225 01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:40,780 ... What about the girls? - They've gotta get to Albert Hall. 1226 01:16:40,780 --> 01:16:42,790 They've been at the hospital for 12 hours. 1227 01:16:42,790 --> 01:16:44,420 He's not here. 1228 01:16:44,420 --> 01:16:47,290 I don't believe it. Just when you need him. 1229 01:16:47,290 --> 01:16:49,790 Now it's a race against time. 1230 01:16:49,790 --> 01:16:52,030 - So there's gonna be a chase? ... Those are the rules. 1231 01:16:52,030 --> 01:16:54,160 Out ot the way, girls. 1232 01:16:54,160 --> 01:17:00,600 - What are you doing? - Fasten your seat belts. 1233 01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:04,040 Hey! That's my bus! 1234 01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:06,010 What are you doing? 1235 01:17:06,010 --> 01:17:10,350 Get out ot the way! 1236 01:17:10,350 --> 01:17:12,820 Come on! What are you doing? 1237 01:17:12,820 --> 01:17:15,050 What's the matter? Are you blind? 1238 01:17:15,050 --> 01:17:19,060 Put your foot down! 1239 01:17:19,060 --> 01:17:22,020 Sunday drivers. It's only Saturday. 1240 01:17:22,020 --> 01:17:26,200 Okay, now the Spicebus is racing across London, through Trafalgar Sqare. 1241 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:29,470 Pigeons are flying up. Guys are diving into fountains. 1242 01:17:29,470 --> 01:17:32,870 And as it zooms down the Mall past Bckingham Palace... 1243 01:17:32,870 --> 01:17:34,870 Prince William is looking through a curtain. 1244 01:17:34,870 --> 01:17:39,080 He turns to the Queen, man, and says, 'Oi, Granny, look! 1245 01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:42,140 It's the Spice Girls! They're on telly in a minute!'' 1246 01:17:42,140 --> 01:17:44,580 And the Queen says, "Oh, you're right. 1247 01:17:44,580 --> 01:17:46,380 Isn't that the Posh one driving?" 1248 01:17:46,380 --> 01:17:48,620 - There's the Queen. - Hi, William. 1249 01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:50,320 - Hi, Charlie. ... Hello, Harry. 1250 01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:52,690 ... Suddenly they're on top ot the bus. - Why? 1251 01:17:52,690 --> 01:17:55,020 - The rules! ... Yeah, the rules. 1252 01:17:55,020 --> 01:17:57,630 And there they are, standing together in gale force winds.... 1253 01:17:57,630 --> 01:17:59,760 holding on for dear life. 1254 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:03,070 Emma slips, but Geri grabs her. But then Geri slips. 1255 01:18:03,070 --> 01:18:06,440 Mel B grabs her, bt she slips, so Mel C grabs her! 1256 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:09,740 Is that tour? No, there's one driving. 1257 01:18:09,740 --> 01:18:12,410 They're standing on top of the bus, whiplashing back and torth... 1258 01:18:12,410 --> 01:18:14,780 about to be turned into Spice Jam! 1259 01:18:14,780 --> 01:18:17,350 - Oh, my God! - And? 1260 01:18:17,350 --> 01:18:22,950 Two old nuns in a Mini Metro pull up right in tront ot them. 1261 01:18:22,950 --> 01:18:27,420 The braking tmbles the girls back inside the bus. 1262 01:18:27,420 --> 01:18:28,920 That was close. 1263 01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,800 - Is everyone all right? ... Victoria! 1264 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,700 Sorry! 1265 01:18:33,700 --> 01:18:35,300 Now they're coming to the Tower Bridge. 1266 01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:39,770 Yor attention, please. The bridge will shortly be lifted. 1267 01:18:39,770 --> 01:18:46,110 The road is rising in tront ot them to let a boat through! 1268 01:18:46,110 --> 01:18:47,640 The bridge is going up! 1269 01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,280 They can't believe it! 1270 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,920 Oh, my God! I don't believe it! 1271 01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:58,390 Are they crazy enough to try and jump the gap? 1272 01:18:58,390 --> 01:19:01,460 Hold on to your knickers, girls! 1273 01:19:01,460 --> 01:19:04,560 Hey, baby, these are the Spice Girls! 1274 01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:07,500 Of course they're gonna go tor it! Up it goes. 1275 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:11,670 A tive-ton London bus sailing through the air at 80 miles an hour. 1276 01:19:11,670 --> 01:19:19,080 ... It's incredible! - It's expensive. 1277 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:22,240 Not necessarily. 1278 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:25,080 Just when you think they're safe, they discover the bomb. 1279 01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:28,580 What bomb? 1280 01:19:28,580 --> 01:19:33,820 That bomb. 1281 01:19:33,820 --> 01:19:36,390 - Why? - Those are the rules. 1282 01:19:36,390 --> 01:19:39,500 I've had enough ot the rules! Are you trying to kill them? 1283 01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:41,860 - Stop it! - They've suttered enough! 1284 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:44,600 - Please! - All right! All right! 1285 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,870 They run up to the Albert Hall, up the steps... 1286 01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:56,950 and then they hurtle down the corridor and burst through that door right there. 1287 01:19:56,950 --> 01:19:58,980 You lied to me. 1288 01:19:58,980 --> 01:20:01,950 Now, now. Hey, that's enough of that! 1289 01:20:01,950 --> 01:20:05,890 - Come on now! - Where are they? 1290 01:20:05,890 --> 01:20:08,090 I'll rewrite it. 1291 01:20:08,090 --> 01:20:13,300 Spice Girls! 1292 01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:15,800 - Let's go! - Quick! We're late! 1293 01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:29,040 Clitford's gonna be mad. 1294 01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:33,880 - Oh, no! - Coppers. 1295 01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:38,690 Stay calm. It'll be all right. 1296 01:20:38,690 --> 01:20:42,060 Is there a problem, Otficer? 1297 01:20:42,060 --> 01:20:44,530 Dangerous driving, criminal damage... 1298 01:20:44,530 --> 01:20:48,530 tlying a bus without a license, and... 1299 01:20:48,530 --> 01:20:53,270 frightening the pigeons. 1300 01:20:53,270 --> 01:20:57,010 - Go on, Emma. - But what do I say? 1301 01:20:57,010 --> 01:21:00,740 I'm really sorry, Otficer, but we were late tor a show, so we were in a hurry. 1302 01:21:00,740 --> 01:21:03,610 We didn't hurt anybody and we're just really sorry. 1303 01:21:03,610 --> 01:21:15,060 We promise never, ever to do it again. 1304 01:21:15,060 --> 01:21:17,930 Shall we cut? 1305 01:21:17,930 --> 01:21:21,260 - What's the matter with him? ... It's the very essence of documentary. 1306 01:21:21,260 --> 01:21:23,670 Silence. Silence. 1307 01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:28,200 This is marvelous. 1308 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:29,970 Okay... 1309 01:21:29,970 --> 01:21:32,010 so this is the plan. 1310 01:21:32,010 --> 01:21:35,780 The band starts up, the tans go wild... 1311 01:21:35,780 --> 01:21:41,950 the lights come on and I walk center stage and hang myselt. 1312 01:21:41,950 --> 01:21:44,090 By the way, this is my good side. 1313 01:21:44,090 --> 01:21:47,060 My tinal words are... 1314 01:21:47,060 --> 01:21:50,330 "The Spice Girls... I hate them!" 1315 01:21:50,330 --> 01:21:53,260 ... What are you doing sitting around? ... We've got a show to do. 1316 01:21:53,260 --> 01:21:55,260 - Let's do it! ... Where are the mikes? 1317 01:21:55,260 --> 01:21:59,100 - Where are the clothes? - And where are the bacon butties? 1318 01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:01,400 ... I love those girls. ... Great. 1319 01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:04,510 I love those girls! 1320 01:22:04,510 --> 01:22:11,380 Damn. 1321 01:22:11,380 --> 01:22:18,190 Well, that's ruined a perfectly good ending to this documentary. 1322 01:22:18,190 --> 01:22:20,390 Everything's under control. 1323 01:22:20,390 --> 01:22:23,260 Then let us enjoy this triumph while we can... 1324 01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:26,500 before the hounds ot catastrophe break tree ot their shackles... 1325 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:30,500 and slobber chaos all over our taces once again. 1326 01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:32,940 - Ciao, Chiet. ... What did he say? 1327 01:22:32,940 --> 01:22:35,000 Does it matter? 1328 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,410 You know that thing you do when you've been really horrible to someone... 1329 01:22:37,410 --> 01:22:39,640 and you want to make it all right again? 1330 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:42,480 And you have to, you know, say stutt. 1331 01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:44,950 - Apologize? ... That's the one. 1332 01:22:44,950 --> 01:22:47,220 ... I want to do that. - You want to apologize? 1333 01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:51,350 Right. So, what do you think? Do we still have a protessional relationship? 1334 01:22:51,350 --> 01:22:55,260 Ot course we do. Why ever not? 1335 01:22:55,260 --> 01:22:58,460 Just a minute. 1336 01:22:58,460 --> 01:23:01,660 I love you. 1337 01:23:01,660 --> 01:23:38,230 Let's go crazy now! The marvelos Spice Girls! 1338 01:23:38,230 --> 01:23:41,470 Gonna make this movie? Have we got a deal? 1339 01:23:41,470 --> 01:24:00,190 ... We've got a deal. ... Yes! 1340 01:24:00,190 --> 01:24:03,760 When yo're feeling sad and low 1341 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:07,600 We will take yo where you gotta go 1342 01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:11,270 Smiling, dancing Everything is free 1343 01:24:11,270 --> 01:24:15,470 All yoneed is positivity 1344 01:24:15,470 --> 01:24:17,240 - Colors of the world ... Spice up your life 1345 01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:19,240 Every boy and every girl 1346 01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:22,950 People everywhere 1347 01:24:22,950 --> 01:24:24,880 ... Slam it to the left - If you're having a good time 1348 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,120 ... Shake it to the right - If yoknow that yofeel fine 1349 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:36,760 Chicas to the front Go rond 1350 01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:54,180 Hi Ci Ya hold tight 1351 01:24:54,180 --> 01:24:57,810 Yellow man in Timbktu 1352 01:24:57,810 --> 01:25:02,250 Color for both me and yo 1353 01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:05,620 Kng-fu fighting Dancing Queen 1354 01:25:05,620 --> 01:25:32,780 Travel, space, man And all that's in between 1355 01:25:32,780 --> 01:25:34,820 - Flamenco - Lambada 1356 01:25:34,820 --> 01:25:38,620 - But hip-hop is harder - We moonwalk the fox-trot 1357 01:25:38,620 --> 01:26:43,790 Then polka the salsa 1358 01:26:43,790 --> 01:26:47,760 I'm worried about my character. It's unreal. Do you know what I mean? 1359 01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:51,730 I know I'm supposed to be the baddie, but why do I hate the Spice Girls? 1360 01:26:51,730 --> 01:26:55,300 - There's no reason. - He's a caricature sort ot. 1361 01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:57,730 Sort ot this evil, grotesque symbol... 1362 01:26:57,730 --> 01:27:00,470 about how power corrupts and perverts. 1363 01:27:00,470 --> 01:27:03,610 Yeah, but why can't I have a sotter side? 1364 01:27:03,610 --> 01:27:07,180 The kids are gonna start hating me, attacking me in the street, like. 1365 01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:10,050 Look, as an artiste, a good kicking... 1366 01:27:10,050 --> 01:27:13,220 could be the highest compliment you'll ever get. 1367 01:27:13,220 --> 01:27:16,220 They want me to play their road manager. 1368 01:27:16,220 --> 01:27:19,160 I'm on a mobile phone getting angry all the time. 1369 01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:21,220 Well, I don't want to end my career. 1370 01:27:21,220 --> 01:27:24,390 Fat or stupid or lazy... That's all I get ottered, Alan. 1371 01:27:24,390 --> 01:27:28,160 - The sort ot character people ignore. - They don't want my Scottish accent. 1372 01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:31,400 That's tine, doing a silly accent. But the chest wig... 1373 01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:33,640 ... Where's Mel B? - This comedy chest wig. 1374 01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:37,070 - Hi, Mel. ... Hello. 1375 01:27:37,070 --> 01:27:39,480 ... Are you all right? - I've gotta wear this chest wig. 1376 01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:41,980 - You're Mel B? ... No, C. 1377 01:27:41,980 --> 01:27:46,150 Just call me Sporty. It's all right. 1378 01:27:46,150 --> 01:27:48,320 All right, sweetheart. 1379 01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:50,820 That's that saying from the tilm you did. 1380 01:27:50,820 --> 01:27:54,390 That was really good. What was it called? 1381 01:27:54,390 --> 01:27:57,830 - That was brilliant. - I've torgotten, but you were good. 1382 01:27:57,830 --> 01:28:01,430 I think we'd all like to say a big thank you tor being in this. 1383 01:28:01,430 --> 01:28:04,630 We needed a serious actress in this movie to give it some depth. 1384 01:28:04,630 --> 01:28:08,270 - We didn't want it to be... - Superticial. 1385 01:28:08,270 --> 01:28:11,070 Could I ask about my chest wig? They want me to wear this...... 1386 01:28:11,070 --> 01:28:15,080 Graydon, can I speak to you about our characters, please? 1387 01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:18,610 I was thinking, in one scene I'd like to be really angry... 1388 01:28:18,610 --> 01:28:22,550 and maybe slap someone like... like Victoria. 1389 01:28:22,550 --> 01:28:24,720 ... Sure. Why not? ... Emma. 1390 01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:29,290 And you know what? I don't wanna be on an exercise bike all the time. 1391 01:28:29,290 --> 01:28:33,230 Well, I've got this little catchphrase that I'd really like to say. 1392 01:28:33,230 --> 01:28:39,370 I'd go up to somebody and I'd go, "I'm not trom London, you know!'' 1393 01:28:39,370 --> 01:28:41,870 'Cause you really are trom London, right? 1394 01:28:41,870 --> 01:28:45,510 - I get the joke. - Does he not know that I'm from Leeds? 1395 01:28:45,510 --> 01:28:48,610 Oh, you lot, someone's watching us. 1396 01:28:48,610 --> 01:28:52,350 Oh, yeah. Look at all those people in there. 1397 01:28:52,350 --> 01:28:55,420 - Hi. ... Hello. 1398 01:28:55,420 --> 01:28:57,790 Look at them two snogging at the back there. 1399 01:28:57,790 --> 01:29:01,960 I bet you didn't see any ot our tilm. And look where your hand is. 1400 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:04,390 Go on! Go on! 1401 01:29:04,390 --> 01:29:07,530 Look at the mess they've made with the popcorn. That's what I do. 1402 01:29:07,530 --> 01:29:10,130 I always wonder why people sit there... 1403 01:29:10,130 --> 01:29:12,940 at the end of the tilm and watch the credits go up. 1404 01:29:12,940 --> 01:29:17,170 It's probably the sad anticlimax. It's all over. Back to reality. 1405 01:29:17,170 --> 01:29:19,410 ... That's it. - I know where they're gonna go. 1406 01:29:19,410 --> 01:29:23,410 They're gonna go down the pub and then they're gonna go to the chippy. 1407 01:29:23,410 --> 01:29:27,750 Hey, you. No, not you. Behind you. I like your dress. 1408 01:29:27,750 --> 01:29:32,150 - Is that a new Gucci one? ... C&A, mate. 1409 01:29:32,150 --> 01:29:36,560 Some people are watching this on video. Is there nothing on telly, then? 1410 01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:40,060 Yeah, but you know what they're wondering now, don't you? 1411 01:29:40,060 --> 01:29:49,600 What happened to the bomb on the bus? 1412 01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:51,810 Elvis was 1413 01:29:51,810 --> 01:29:55,510 A coola shaker 1414 01:29:55,510 --> 01:29:58,480 Marley, Ziggy 1415 01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:01,550 Melody Makers 1416 01:30:01,550 --> 01:30:04,450 She's a Bond babe Kick some ass 1417 01:30:04,450 --> 01:30:07,420 Doctor No This girl's got class 1418 01:30:07,420 --> 01:30:10,530 Charlie's Angels Girls on top 1419 01:30:10,530 --> 01:30:13,560 Handbags, heels Their pistols rock 1420 01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:16,530 Baby Love are so glam qeen 1421 01:30:16,530 --> 01:30:19,570 Sing the blues A love supreme 1422 01:30:19,570 --> 01:30:22,470 '60s Twiggy set the pace 1423 01:30:22,470 --> 01:30:25,570 Way back then she had the face 1424 01:30:25,570 --> 01:30:28,580 That's all in the past 1425 01:30:28,580 --> 01:30:32,010 Legends bilt to last 1426 01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:37,550 But she's got something new 1427 01:30:37,550 --> 01:30:40,560 She's a Power Girl 1428 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:43,660 In a '90s world 1429 01:30:43,660 --> 01:30:50,070 And she knows jst what to do 1430 01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:52,970 'Cause the lady is vamp She's a vixen, not a tramp 1431 01:30:52,970 --> 01:30:55,940 She's a dadadadada dada 1432 01:30:55,940 --> 01:30:58,870 Come on, fellows, raise your bets 'Cause yoain't seen nothin' yet 1433 01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:02,340 She's the top of the top She's the best, yes 1434 01:31:02,340 --> 01:31:05,010 Jackie O 1435 01:31:05,010 --> 01:31:08,180 We loved her so 1436 01:31:08,180 --> 01:31:11,020 Sorry, Mr. President 1437 01:31:11,020 --> 01:31:14,320 As far as we know 1438 01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:17,290 Norma Jean had a seven-year itch 1439 01:31:17,290 --> 01:31:20,260 Some like it hot to a fever pitch 1440 01:31:20,260 --> 01:31:23,260 Sandy Denny, summer love 1441 01:31:23,260 --> 01:31:26,300 And Grady's T...birds to the moon above 1442 01:31:26,300 --> 01:31:29,470 That's all in the past 1443 01:31:29,470 --> 01:31:32,840 Legends bilt to last 1444 01:31:32,840 --> 01:31:38,280 But she's got something new 1445 01:31:38,280 --> 01:31:41,320 She's a Power Girl 1446 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:44,350 In a '90s world 1447 01:31:44,350 --> 01:31:46,660 She's a downtown 1448 01:31:46,660 --> 01:32:03,170 Swinging dude 1449 01:32:03,170 --> 01:32:06,140 Scary, Baby 1450 01:32:06,140 --> 01:32:09,110 Ginger, Posh 1451 01:32:09,110 --> 01:32:11,450 Sporty, yes 1452 01:32:11,450 --> 01:32:15,120 Now that's your lot 1453 01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:18,150 We're the Spice Girls 1454 01:32:18,150 --> 01:32:21,120 Ready to go 1455 01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:23,790 Ladies and gents can you please take your seats 1456 01:32:23,790 --> 01:32:34,800 And we hope that you enjoyed the show 1457 01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:36,810 Thank you very much. 1458 01:32:36,810 --> 01:32:38,810 Translation And Subtitles By Captions, Inc. 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