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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:28,500 The first time I made someone laugh, I was in the first grade. 2 00:00:29,291 --> 00:00:31,958 It was a play, and it was about a farm. 3 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:33,750 And I was a cow. 4 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,625 And every kid in the play had one line. 5 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:39,875 We would march up to the microphone and say our line and that was it. 6 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:42,208 I was such a little try-hard. 7 00:00:42,291 --> 00:00:44,333 I practiced my line over and over again, 8 00:00:44,416 --> 00:00:47,666 so I could get it right and everyone would love me. 9 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:51,750 And by the time it was my turn, I was so ready. 10 00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:53,666 I just marched right up to the microphone 11 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:58,000 and I said my line really loud and confidently. 12 00:00:58,083 --> 00:00:59,833 What should we do? 13 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:03,250 They just started laughing. 14 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:06,625 That was not the reaction I was expecting. 15 00:01:06,708 --> 00:01:08,708 Um, I thought I had blown my shot. 16 00:01:08,791 --> 00:01:11,041 I thought I had blown my one line. 17 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,083 I was washed up at age seven. 18 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:16,583 And I went backstage and I was beating myself up, 19 00:01:16,666 --> 00:01:18,750 like, "Emily, you suck. 20 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:21,208 Can't you just go one day without fucking something up?" 21 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:23,750 When my mom came backstage to congratulate me, 22 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,458 I was just so upset. 23 00:01:25,541 --> 00:01:28,541 I asked her, "Why were they laughing at me? 24 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:30,083 Did I do something wrong?" 25 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:32,791 And she just smiled and she said, 26 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:36,041 "They weren't laughing at you because you did something wrong. 27 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:38,000 They were laughing at you because you're funny." 28 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:42,291 It was like a light switch went off in my brain and I thought, "Hey, if I can make people laugh on accident, 29 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:47,916 maybe I could do it on purpose." 30 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000 And I've been trying to do it on purpose ever since. 31 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:00,750 So, do you have some stuff prepared for us? 32 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:03,791 Yes. I have some characters and some impressions. 33 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,750 Great. You have one minute. 34 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,375 Wait, excuse me, I thought that we, um... 35 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:11,000 I was told that I had three minutes. 36 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:13,791 You did, but your story took so long. 37 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:17,291 There's a lot of people waiting. 38 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:22,666 Right, okay. Um, sure. 39 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:25,750 Um... Uh... 'Kay. 40 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:29,666 This first impression is Holly Hunter at a garage sale. 41 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:33,333 Hi, excuse me, miss. How much is this stainless steel serving saucer? 42 00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:35,916 What I don't understand. 43 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,375 This is a garage sale, is it not? 44 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,666 Now, you listen here, I have 79 cents and I intend to spend it. 45 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:42,500 Now, how much is this children's book, Sally Sells Seashells by the Seashore? 46 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:44,500 A dollar? Shoot. What about this Scissor Sisters CD? 47 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:48,875 This is a little boy trying to be macho in a mirror. 48 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:52,458 I want a divorce. 49 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:54,208 Okay. Um... 50 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:55,916 Fuck. 51 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,041 Uh, this is a girl who's always cold. 52 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:02,000 I'm cold. 53 00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:04,500 Brr... 54 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 No, I don't want your jacket. 55 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:09,625 This is Kristen Wiig discovering a murder scene. 56 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:12,583 Oh, my God, he's dead. Somebody killed him. 57 00:03:12,666 --> 00:03:14,125 Help, quick. Call 911. 58 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:16,833 This is a pug turning into a baby. 59 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,916 This an impression of a Vine video of a girl at a Beyonc� concert. 60 00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:34,625 Oh, my God! Beyonc�! 61 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:37,875 Ow! Ow! 62 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:40,541 Oh, my God! Beyonc�! 63 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,458 -Ow! Ow! 64 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:45,958 Oh, my God! Beyonc�! 65 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:49,500 -Okay. 66 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,666 Hey, guys. 67 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:43,083 -Hey, Emily. -Hey. 68 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:47,250 Where the hell have you been? It's 2:00 in the goddamn afternoon. 69 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:50,875 Um, I had an audition this morning, which I told you about yesterday. 70 00:06:50,958 --> 00:06:55,083 This is a team, Emily. Do you want to be a part of it or not? 71 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,333 It's editing. You don't do it as a team, you do it alone. 72 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,958 But we're doing it together. 73 00:06:59,041 --> 00:07:02,166 Okay, I'm sorry. It ran a little long and traffic... 74 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,666 Just show me what you've got. 75 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:09,833 As PharmTech pharmaceutical reps, 76 00:07:09,916 --> 00:07:13,208 we're here to connect patients with life-altering prescriptions 77 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:14,958 they didn't even know they needed. 78 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:18,208 So, talk to your doctor about talking to their patients 79 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:23,291 about the benefits of Hupertan Rx, because no one should feel sleepy. 80 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:24,916 Fine. 81 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,250 Export this cut and get it to Brinson by the end of the day for approval. 82 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:33,750 Jesus. 83 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,291 Sorry to keep you waiting. Have a seat. 84 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,250 Why? 85 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:39,291 I got your chart back and you don't got a butt. 86 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:43,166 I just don't understand. What do you mean, Mr. Butt Butt? 87 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,500 Hey! 88 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:46,833 It's Dr. Butt Butts to you! 89 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:50,708 Thanks so much. That's our show! 90 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:59,166 That was perfect. 91 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:01,666 Hey, guys! Oh, my gosh, it's so good to see you. 92 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:04,625 Great job tonight. That was so good! Oh, my God. 93 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:08,958 That improv was so good for being drunk. 94 00:08:09,041 --> 00:08:10,250 I know. I know. 95 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,500 -And, like, you had... -I was drunk. 96 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:16,833 I haven't seen you around the theater. Are you new in town? 97 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:19,333 Uh, no, I've been around pretty much constantly. 98 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,125 I moved from Austin about two years ago. 99 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:23,458 Dude, I love Austin. 100 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:26,541 -South By Southwest! Yeah. 101 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:29,708 Austin, it's pretty great, but they call it the Velvet Rut, 102 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:33,500 because it's so laid back that people there lose their ambition. 103 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:37,041 Velvet Rut, that's a good name for something. That's funny. 104 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:40,666 Did you know that Emily's got over 20 million views on YouTube? 105 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,708 -Oh, my God. -Hmm. She's like a celebrity. 106 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:46,583 No, it's exclusively from perverts, mostly in the Ukraine. 107 00:08:46,666 --> 00:08:47,500 Oh, my God. 108 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,166 It was one video that got out of control. 109 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,791 Uh, what's the vid? 110 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,375 Honestly, it's too stupid to talk about. 111 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,750 Wow, you have really low self-esteem. 112 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:04,333 So that was just a one-time thing. Lucas, you teach a 401, right? 113 00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:05,916 Are you going to take it for the eighth time? 114 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,791 I'm taking it for the eighth time. I'm already enrolled. 115 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:12,791 You want me to get you another round of something? 116 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,541 Yeah, sure, that'd be great. 117 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:17,750 And maybe later I can take you home and fuck you? 118 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:40,500 Oh! 119 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:52,208 Oh, Emily... 120 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:57,625 Hey, is this funny? 121 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:04,250 Where there's smoke, there's me smoking weed. 122 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,000 -Sure. 123 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:09,250 -Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm. -That's funny. 124 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,416 Whoa! 125 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,166 Wait, what are you doing? 126 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,458 I'm just gonna tweet it out. 127 00:10:22,541 --> 00:10:23,416 Dude, I'm... 128 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,708 I know. I didn't want to mess up the joke. 129 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:28,125 But you know what? I'm putting it away. 130 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,958 -Hey, Emily. Hey. -Hey. 131 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:31,333 -We're okay. 132 00:10:31,416 --> 00:10:33,083 -Yeah, we're okay. -Okay. 133 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:39,250 Oh. -No, that's not my phone. 134 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,541 Fuck. Just give me a minute. 135 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,125 Um... 136 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:51,500 Oh, shit. It's my ex, I'm sorry. We haven't talked for a while. 137 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:52,916 Oh, yeah. 138 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:05,833 Hey! I'm sorry I didn't answer earlier. I was swamped all day. Is everything okay? 139 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,125 Oh, my God. 140 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,458 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Um... 141 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:20,250 How long does he have? 142 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,708 Oh, no. 143 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:24,750 Oh, my God. 144 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,083 -Hi, let me help you here. -Oh, no, I got it. 145 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,291 I've got plenty of room back here. 146 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,000 Come on, it's no problem. 147 00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,083 I want to hold on to my bag. 148 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,416 -Yes. 149 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,750 Okay, go ahead and get in the car. 150 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:59,458 Right there. My name is Ida. 151 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:03,750 ? Ida, sweet as apple cider ? 152 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:06,375 Welcome to Austin. 153 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,750 I hope you enjoy the trip. Is it business or pleasure? 154 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,791 Neither. 155 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:22,791 I'm a pretty good driver most of the time. 156 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,583 I hope you give me five stars. 157 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:28,916 It would be helpful. Oops! 158 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,666 -Hi. 159 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,958 I'm here to see a patient, Mr. Roosevelt. 160 00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,666 And you are... Uh, I'm his... 161 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:50,625 He's my cat. 162 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,000 I'll let the vet know you're here. 163 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,250 Um, have a seat. 164 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,875 Hey. 165 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,375 You look great. 166 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:19,666 Thank you. You look... 167 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:20,583 very thin. 168 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,708 So what happened? 169 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,250 He hasn't been eating for a week. 170 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:31,125 -I didn't want to bother you. 171 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,041 The vet says that... 172 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,458 it's kidney failure. 173 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:49,291 Hello. 174 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,083 Hello. 175 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,333 This is Celeste. My girlfriend. 176 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,916 Your girlfriend? I didn't know you had a... 177 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:06,583 It's so nice to meet you. I'm Emily. You've probably heard a lot about me. 178 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:08,500 Not much, actually. 179 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:13,333 Well... thank you for being here. 180 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:17,458 I know that he was my cat, but Mr. Roosevelt meant a lot to Eric. 181 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,958 Yeah. 182 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,208 He means a lot to me, too. 183 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:27,125 Celeste and I live together. 184 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,500 In our, um... In my house. 185 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,291 That's so nice. 186 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:49,583 So, we put him on fluids, and he perked up quite a bit. 187 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:52,416 And then he took a turn for the worst. 188 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,000 Worse. 189 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,416 Worst. Which is it, "turn for the worse"? 190 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:58,958 I never know. 191 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:00,500 "Turn for the worse." 192 00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:02,000 Right. Anyway... 193 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,916 I'm sorry. 194 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,791 He passed away. 195 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:21,291 Who'll be handling the medical paperwork? 196 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:27,750 The cremation process can take 24 to 48 hours, 197 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,375 depending on the backlog. 198 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:32,708 Um... Can I see him before? 199 00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:34,250 Of course. 200 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,625 Have you decided on an urn? 201 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,208 I'll take the second cheapest. 202 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,291 Oh. 203 00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:05,500 Um... 204 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,083 I guess I'll call you when he's done. 205 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:12,500 And we can have a service to pay our respects and... 206 00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:18,041 Thank you for taking care of him while I was away. 207 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,666 And... 208 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:22,708 Sweetie... 209 00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:31,208 It's gonna be okay. 210 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,250 Um... 211 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:38,458 Well, I'll see you later. 212 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,208 Um... Where are you staying? 213 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,750 Who wants some tea 214 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,416 Yeah, sure. 215 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,541 The house looks amazing. 216 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,666 Celeste. 217 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,250 You guys put in wood floors? 218 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:24,333 Actually, we had a contractor come in and rip up the carpet and... 219 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,625 Apparently, these were original to the house. 220 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,166 I always hated the carpet. 221 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,875 So, this is the bathroom, which you knew, 222 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:35,166 -but now it has extra towels. -Fancy. 223 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,625 And the guest room. 224 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:37,875 Whoa! 225 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:41,250 Where's all your band stuff? Your guitars and your amps? 226 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,291 Out in the shed. 227 00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:44,791 -No. 228 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:48,166 It's temporary storage, you know, just until I figure out where to put it. 229 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:56,041 Why didn't you tell me about Celeste? 230 00:17:56,125 --> 00:18:01,250 Em, we haven't spoken since you broke up with me over the phone. 231 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,375 Of course I'm okay. I'm really happy for you. 232 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,833 It means I gotta move on, right? We've all moved on! 233 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:17,875 I was talking about Mr. Roosevelt. 234 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:22,583 Oh, um... Yeah, I'll be okay. 235 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,791 I don't really know what I'm going to do financially, 236 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:31,083 or how I'm gonna get back to LA. Flights are crazy expensive. 237 00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:34,583 This is good. This is good, right? This is... 238 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,916 This is closure. 239 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:44,083 -Tea time. I hope I'm not interrupting. 240 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,166 No. In fact, I was just on my way out. 241 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:51,291 Catch up as much as you need to. 242 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,416 You should drink that while it's hot. 243 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,708 Yes. That's usually how tea works. 244 00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:00,000 All right. Well, let me know if you need anything. 245 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,291 Okeydokey. Okeydokey. 246 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,500 Eric, wait. 247 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,166 Um... 248 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,208 What's the Wi 249 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,708 Still the same. 250 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:15,500 Cool. 251 00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:22,333 Mmm. 252 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:11,166 You okay? 253 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:14,750 Yeah, I'm good. I'm just... urinating. 254 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,708 Okay, well, Eric and I have reservations at Justine's tonight. 255 00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:22,041 And I'm sure you have other plans, but if you're not busy, 256 00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,666 then we'd love for you to join us and our friends. 257 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,166 No, I don't have plans, 258 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,458 but I'm sure I can figure something else out. 259 00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:32,250 Really? I know Eric wants you to come. 260 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,916 He does? 261 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,583 Yes. 262 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,583 Emily, you don't have to be alone. 263 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,583 That's a spiffy shirt. 264 00:22:58,041 --> 00:22:59,375 Thanks. 265 00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:05,833 It's, uh... breathable cotton. 266 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,208 So... 267 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:13,916 Everybody ready? 268 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,708 -Aye aye, captain. -Oh. 269 00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:18,875 Did you want to change before we leave? 270 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,375 Oh! I'm so sorry. 271 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:25,166 When I took an emergency flight to Austin, 272 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,458 I didn't exactly think to pack formal wear. 273 00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:31,666 Oh. Well, that makes perfect sense. I'm sure I have something you can wear. 274 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,833 Great. 275 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:56,208 So, I would like to propose a toast to the memory of Mr. Roosevelt. 276 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:57,833 Jess. 277 00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:08,375 I don't know if you guys noticed anything different about me. 278 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:09,375 I've been meditating. 279 00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:10,666 Oh. 280 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:14,416 Yup. Using an app called Mind Time. Thank you. 281 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,708 It's awesome. Really. 282 00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:17,458 He is so calm, so peaceful. 283 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:19,125 -I'm present. -It's like he's got a glow about him. 284 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,125 -I'm finally here. I can see it. 285 00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:22,958 Free app, or is it... Yeah, free. 286 00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:24,083 -I'll send it to you guys. Okay. 287 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:26,583 I get a referral little thing. 288 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:29,916 -I love that. Very cool. -Yeah. It's awesome. 289 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,666 It's just like, I don't know, life-changing. 290 00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:36,333 So, Eric, how's your band going? 291 00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:38,083 I saw that you guys got a write-up in the Chronicle last year. 292 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:42,291 Eric's taking a break from music. He's getting his real estate license. 293 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,583 -I love houses. -Yeah, you do. 294 00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:47,625 Whoa! You're gonna become a real estate agent? 295 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:51,708 Yeah, they say if you sell one, you can be set for a year. 296 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:55,500 Oh, I get that. We all do things that we don't want to do for a while, 297 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,791 so we can do the things we really want to do. 298 00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:59,541 That's why I audition for commercials. 299 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,791 It's more of a long-term thing. 300 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,833 Music is great, and he's so good at it, 301 00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:06,583 but you can only do the band thing for so long 302 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:09,166 before you have to start thinking about the future, right? 303 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,083 Right. 304 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:13,791 So, um, Emily, you're an actress? 305 00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:17,541 No, I'm actually more of a comedian. 306 00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:20,625 Which basically means I'm a less attractive version of an actress. 307 00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:24,708 Why would you say that? You're so beautiful. 308 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:25,958 So cute. 309 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,000 I'm joking. 310 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:30,166 Yeah, but even if you're joking, it's not healthy to talk about yourself that way. 311 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,291 So, Emily, you do stand 312 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:40,000 No, I don't do stand-up comedy. It's hard to explain what I do... Um... 313 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:44,166 It's stupid. It's pretty dumb. 314 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,083 Emily is so funny. 315 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:49,041 You have over 50,000 YouTube subscribers, right? 316 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,250 Wow! 317 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:53,333 Really? Wow! You can really do something with that. 318 00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:54,458 I was just reading this article 319 00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:57,291 about a girl who did makeup tutorials online, 320 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:58,916 and she accidentally got makeup in her eye, 321 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,583 and she had this major freak-out. 322 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:01,833 It was just so real and so funny. 323 00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:05,166 So the video goes viral, and then she goes on the Today show, 324 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,083 and based on its success, 325 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:10,125 she was able to launch her own beauty tutorial channel, 326 00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:13,375 and she just came out with this big makeup line. 327 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:15,291 Have you ever thought about something like that? 328 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,916 -No, I haven't. 329 00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:23,791 Oh... What about you, Celeste? 330 00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:25,291 I never found out what you do for a living. 331 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,125 Celeste is an entrepreneur. 332 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:30,000 Okay. What's that mean? 333 00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:34,083 Just a fancy French word. Um... 334 00:26:34,166 --> 00:26:36,625 I worked for a social media firm when I was 25, 335 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:40,916 and I realized their client model wasn't sustainable, 336 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,916 'cause it was fractured across too many platforms, 337 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,291 so I quit, 338 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:47,416 and I took my savings and teamed up with a fellow Penn grad, 339 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,625 and we developed coding 340 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,000 that integrates business's various online presences 341 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:53,083 into one streamlined platform. 342 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:56,208 It's still in product development right now, but... There's been a lot of interest. Don't be humble. 343 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:03,000 And she also makes her own greeting cards. 344 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:04,375 I sent one to my grandma. 345 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,625 You did not. Really? -Yeah. 346 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:08,166 You know they're in six stores? What? 347 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:09,791 -Yeah. -That's our Celeste. 348 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:13,500 Wow! It's amazing how much bread you can eat. 349 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,583 They're not charging for it, are they? 350 00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:17,750 No, it's not that. 351 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:21,500 I'm so gluten intolerant even a bite can throw off my diet for a week. 352 00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:25,500 Yeah, Celeste got me off bread, too, and I feel so much better. 353 00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:28,791 I thought I was gonna miss it, but I don't. 354 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:30,875 Well, I, for one, love bread. 355 00:27:30,958 --> 00:27:33,708 -I'm jealous. 356 00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:36,500 So, Emily, I'm just a little confused. 357 00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:38,500 If you don't wanna be making Internet videos 358 00:27:38,583 --> 00:27:41,541 and you don't wanna be a stand-up comic and you're not an actress... 359 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:43,333 What do you want to do? 360 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:46,875 Why move to Los Angeles in the first place? 361 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,500 Celeste. 362 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:51,208 That's a really good question, Celeste. 363 00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:54,125 And the answer is... 364 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:55,583 I don't know. 365 00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:58,166 I guess it was pretty fucking stupid of me, huh? 366 00:28:02,666 --> 00:28:04,958 Well, for a comedian, she's awfully serious. 367 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,750 Shit! I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 368 00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:17,041 No, no, leave it. 369 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:18,041 Whoa! What happened? 370 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:19,000 Ouch! 371 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,958 -I'm fine. Leave me alone! 372 00:28:21,041 --> 00:28:22,375 What the eff, Jen? 373 00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:25,458 Suck a dick, Dustin. She's hurt. Come on, I got you. 374 00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:28,083 -Wait, Em-- -It's okay. I got her. 375 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:30,416 Okay. 376 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,791 She has a hot mouth. 377 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,208 -Let me see it. -I'm so sorry. 378 00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:38,833 I don't know how I'm gonna pay for all that food. 379 00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:40,666 Babe, fuck that food. Who cares about that food? 380 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:41,583 Let me see your hand. 381 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,750 Hey, are you Emily Martin? 382 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:56,791 -Yeah. -Dude! 383 00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,708 Jen! Jen Morales? 384 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:04,083 We talked for a second at a party on the Eastside. 385 00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:05,458 You were with Ravi. 386 00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:09,041 There was that band of girls that hits pots as instruments. 387 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:11,208 Uh, Manic Pixie Jihad. 388 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,750 -Yeah! -Yeah! 389 00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:15,833 Dude! Is it weird that I feel like I know you? 390 00:29:15,916 --> 00:29:18,458 People post your vids all the time. 391 00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:19,625 -Yeah. 392 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:22,541 My mom's favorite one is that one of you in the bathtub. 393 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:25,875 Hey, you're based out of LA. What are you doing out here? 394 00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:28,875 -My cat died. -Oh, I'm sorry. 395 00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:31,791 -No, he wasn't. 396 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,541 Oh, man. Is that guy out there your boyfriend? 397 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:36,166 Mmm, that's my ex-boyfriend. 398 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,791 I left my cat with him. 399 00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:40,750 But he wasn't my ex-boyfriend when I did that. 400 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:44,000 He was my boyfriend, and then I moved to Los Angeles. 401 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:47,583 And we tried long distance, and then I broke up with him. 402 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:49,791 But don't worry about him, because he has a new girlfriend, 403 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,041 and she's super cool. 404 00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:54,125 And she lives in our house, but it's theirs. And she ripped up the carpet, and it looks really pretty. 405 00:29:57,291 --> 00:30:00,833 And she says that it's her cat, too! 406 00:30:00,916 --> 00:30:02,625 And I think that that's fair. 407 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,750 It's okay, it's okay. 408 00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:06,541 I'm sorry, I can't breathe. 409 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,208 -It's okay. -I'm sorry. 410 00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:11,083 -Hold that thought. -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 411 00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:23,708 Okay. 412 00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:25,750 I'm sorry. I don't want a drink. 413 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,125 That's okay. Tell me what happened. 414 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:29,208 -I already said it. -Say it again. 415 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:31,416 -Any of it. 416 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,708 Um... Okay. 417 00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:37,416 Uh, I just had all these plans and these goals. 418 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:38,416 Right. 419 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,416 And I thought if I did one thing, then I did another thing... 420 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,541 then that was supposed to happen-- 421 00:30:44,416 --> 00:30:45,833 How do you feel? 422 00:30:48,791 --> 00:30:50,166 -I don't know. 423 00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:53,625 How am I supposed to breathe? You just threw water in my... Oh, my God! 424 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:08,000 You feel better? 425 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,833 I feel great. 426 00:31:17,916 --> 00:31:20,083 -I think we had that last time. -That's true. 427 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:22,791 -There's so much bread. 428 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,041 Do you mind passing the butter? 429 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,208 Sure, here. 430 00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:36,375 Thank you. 431 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,791 I'm sorry about your dress. 432 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:46,250 I can pay to have it dry-cleaned. 433 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,875 Emily. 434 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:57,708 Emily. 435 00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:00,166 Emily. 436 00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:03,166 -Emily. 437 00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:08,208 Yes. 438 00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:10,750 I wanted to share some good news. 439 00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:12,875 Okay. 440 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:16,333 We were able to get a flight voucher in your name 441 00:33:16,416 --> 00:33:18,666 because my cousin's a manager at Delta. 442 00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:19,875 What? 443 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:23,916 I heard you were worried about returning to Los Angeles? 444 00:33:25,791 --> 00:33:28,916 -Mmm-hmm. 445 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,791 It's just coach. We used miles. 446 00:33:32,875 --> 00:33:35,458 -You didn't have to do that. -I know. 447 00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:37,916 But I wanted to. 448 00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:41,916 My apologies for waking you up. 449 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,458 I just wanted to share the good news before I went to work. 450 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:48,583 Have a beautiful day, Emily. 451 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:11,916 Eric? 452 00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:13,958 Celeste? 453 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,041 Whoa! 454 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,791 -Oh, shit! 455 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,458 I'm sorry. I was just looking for the toothpaste. 456 00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:54,666 It's okay. It's all right. 457 00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:57,000 Nothing you haven't seen before. 458 00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:00,666 Yeah, that's very true. 459 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:04,708 Toothpaste is in the second cabinet to the right in the bathroom. 460 00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:06,291 Thank you. Hey, Em? 461 00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:10,125 Have you had breakfast? 462 00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:24,708 I'm surprised you kept the table. 463 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,791 Celeste, she refinished it. 464 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:28,416 She's really, really handy. 465 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:30,916 Oh, Celeste... 466 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,583 Celeste really is the best, huh? 467 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:37,625 I'm glad to hear you say that, because I was worried after last night. 468 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:40,208 You were worried 469 00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:43,916 Oh, come on, you know me. New day, new Emily. 470 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,500 Yeah, I do. I know you. 471 00:35:49,916 --> 00:35:52,166 You want me to help? You want me to make some coffee? 472 00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:54,791 Yeah, that'd be great. 473 00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:56,416 Cool. 474 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:07,583 -I'm sorry, I just kinda need... Cabinet. -Yeah. No, sorry. You're okay. 475 00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:15,375 -Thanks. Right. -Yeah. 476 00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:42,125 You know I like it strong, right? 477 00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:45,041 I'll make it strong. 478 00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:11,958 Yeah, you know what? We're actually off coffee now. 479 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:14,916 I know it sounds crazy, but I have more energy. 480 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,208 So I've gotta head to school. 481 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:34,083 Are you gonna be okay here alone all day? 482 00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:36,708 Yeah, I think so. I still have a key. 483 00:37:36,791 --> 00:37:40,250 -Great, and I can take that back later. -Of course. 484 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:45,416 Oh. Also, we moved a ton of your stuff in boxes out into the shed. 485 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:49,375 Maybe you want to go through it and take some stuff back with you? 486 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:52,041 And your bike. We both have bikes, so... 487 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:54,916 maybe if you want to figure out what you want to do with that. 488 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,333 Maybe sell it for money. 489 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:01,250 Sure, yeah. Really good idea. Thank you. 490 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,083 Great. 491 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:05,958 Toodles. 492 00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:08,708 Toodles. 493 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:29,958 Jesus fucking Christ... 494 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:49,250 Crap. 495 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,541 Hi, is Jen home? 496 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:43,291 Hey, dude! 497 00:40:46,041 --> 00:40:48,541 -Hey. -Happy you found me. 498 00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:51,000 Come in. This is where the magic happens. 499 00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:52,333 How many people live here? 500 00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:54,375 Like, four to six. 501 00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:57,083 Yeah, sometimes we Airbnb the couch. 502 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:59,041 Dude, it's so effed that you're staying 503 00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:01,416 with your ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend. 504 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,416 I know. 505 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,583 What twisted mind would agree to something like that? 506 00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:05,666 Yeah. 507 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:08,833 So, what are we dealing with? A jealous psycho 508 00:41:08,916 --> 00:41:12,708 No. No, Celeste is not the type of girl to get jealous. 509 00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:17,083 Uh, in fact, she is super, super nice and put together, 510 00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:20,666 and everything in her life is beautiful, and nothing's out of place. 511 00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:23,125 Like a Pinterest board come to life. 512 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:25,083 Oh, so she's super fake. 513 00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:27,208 And she has him on antidepressants. 514 00:41:27,291 --> 00:41:29,125 She literally has him drugged up. 515 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,750 -Yeah, I saw them in their cabinet... 516 00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,625 which used to be my cabinet. 517 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:37,083 It's like they've gotten rid of every trace that I ever existed. 518 00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:38,375 Um... 519 00:41:38,458 --> 00:41:40,458 They put all my stuff in the shed. 520 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:44,041 It's like my entire life in Austin is packed into two boxes. 521 00:41:44,125 --> 00:41:47,041 This morning, Eric was like, "You have to get these out of here." 522 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:49,083 But what am I supposed to do? I can't take them to LA with me, 523 00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:51,000 I don't have any space, I live in a studio. 524 00:41:51,083 --> 00:41:54,416 Why don't you just keep your stuff here? I'd be happy to hold it for you. 525 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:57,375 Really? You barely even know me. 526 00:41:57,458 --> 00:41:59,333 Nobody knows anyone. 527 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:01,000 Do you even know yourself? 528 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:04,958 Um... I don't know. I think so. I look in the mirror a lot. 529 00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:10,500 Well, Emily Martin, to truly know oneself, you have to ask yourself one thing. 530 00:42:11,375 --> 00:42:13,208 And what's that? 531 00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:18,375 Are you willing to be reborn? 532 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,750 Jen! 533 00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:31,333 -Hey, ladies! 534 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,166 -Hey. -Hey. 535 00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:35,666 Art! 536 00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:39,875 Pass that pipe. 537 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,166 Here. 538 00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:44,875 It's so nice to be back in the Greenbelt, 539 00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:47,416 but it feels like it's the only thing in Austin that hasn't really changed. 540 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:51,208 Seriously, all the tech douches coming in, buying property, 541 00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:53,500 building condos on everything. 542 00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:55,916 I know. They're tearin' it all down. That's all they know how to do. 543 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,750 A normal person can't afford anything. I had to move past 183. 544 00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:01,708 I had to move back in with my parents, and they had to move back in with their parents. 545 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:07,958 You want? 546 00:43:08,041 --> 00:43:10,250 Oh, no, I'm good, thank you. 547 00:43:12,916 --> 00:43:15,833 -Dude, that bikini top looks sick on you. Thanks. 548 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 She looks like she's seen a titty ghost. 549 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:04,833 Oh, I'm sorry, I... 550 00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:08,625 -You know it's legal here in Austin. -It's all right. Calm down. 551 00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:09,791 I know that. 552 00:44:09,875 --> 00:44:12,458 Come on, free your nipples. 553 00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:15,041 -Shut up, Art. -Don't say that. 554 00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:16,208 What? Girls say it. 555 00:44:16,916 --> 00:44:19,041 Yeah, but it's liberating when we say it. 556 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:21,041 And it's creepy as fuck when guys say it. 557 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:25,208 Guys, man. Take it easy, all right. Her cat just died. 558 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:27,833 Oh, no. 559 00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:29,583 -I'm sorry. -Sorry. 560 00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:32,500 No, it's not that, I'm... 561 00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:56,041 All right! 562 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:00,416 Well, I'm gonna jump in. 563 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,708 -Yeah. -Here we go. 564 00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:03,875 Ready? 565 00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:06,541 Oh, no, I'm just gonna warm up for a little bit. 566 00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:07,791 All right. 567 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:28,916 Hey... 568 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,250 If you take a hit of this, you can put your top back on. 569 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:33,375 Deal. 570 00:45:36,291 --> 00:45:37,833 -Look that way. -Okay. 571 00:45:37,916 --> 00:45:40,625 Let me know when your boobs are safely quarantined. 572 00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,333 Okay. 573 00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:56,250 I don't normally smoke. It makes me tired. 574 00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:58,166 And I don't understand what funny is. What is there to understand? 575 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:05,666 So, Art... 576 00:46:06,625 --> 00:46:08,708 Is Art short for Arthur? 577 00:46:08,791 --> 00:46:12,666 -No, it's short for "artist," actually. Really? 578 00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:15,125 My parents had pretty high expectations. 579 00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:17,375 Oh, well, my name's Emily. 580 00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:19,541 My parents had very, very low expectations. 581 00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:23,166 They must be pretty hyped. You turned out pretty creative. 582 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:25,291 What makes you say that? 583 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:28,791 You have the whole quirky-girl vibe going. 584 00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,458 Oh, Jesus. 585 00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:32,166 -That is so condescending. 586 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:33,666 It's not condescending. 587 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,500 Saying you're quirky means saying you're interesting. 588 00:46:35,583 --> 00:46:36,916 It's a compliment. 589 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,375 No, it's not, because you would never call a guy that. 590 00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:41,875 With a guy you'd use another word, like "eccentric," 591 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:44,666 but with a girl, you need a word that recognizes her uniqueness, 592 00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:47,125 but at the same time devalues her intelligence. 593 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:49,500 Like, "Her delightful whimsy could never make a cogent argument," 594 00:46:49,583 --> 00:46:51,375 highlighting your unconscious sexism. 595 00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:54,958 All right, well, you're not quirky, but you're definitely kind of a bitch. 596 00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:57,958 Thank you. 597 00:46:58,041 --> 00:46:59,375 You're welcome. 598 00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:08,125 -Oh, no. -Sorry. 599 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:10,250 Thank you. 600 00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:14,666 All right. 601 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,208 Oh, shit, it's my work. 602 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:19,291 Don't answer it. Hang it up. Hit "reject." 603 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:20,291 What? 604 00:47:20,375 --> 00:47:22,041 They said it would take a few days to cremate him, 605 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:23,333 so I'll probably be here over the weekend, 606 00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:25,375 but I have my laptop and can do all my work from here. 607 00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:26,875 Emily, let's be real. 608 00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:29,375 This is just not a priority for you. 609 00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:31,125 What are you talking about? 610 00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:32,541 Do you think I planned this? 611 00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:34,833 Listen, I have all the assets, 612 00:47:34,916 --> 00:47:37,583 -I can just upload the cuts to Dropbox. 613 00:47:37,666 --> 00:47:40,208 Yeah, it sounds like you're working really hard over there. 614 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:41,666 Let's face it, Emily. 615 00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:43,791 You're just not a right fit with us anymore. 616 00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:44,791 Okay, listen, 617 00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:47,333 if this is about the auditions, I can stop going for a few weeks. 618 00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:48,916 I really need this job. 619 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,333 Hey, Todd, my cat died. I needed to be here for him. 620 00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:54,791 Come on, Emily. 621 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,875 It's just a fucking cat. 622 00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:01,625 "It's just a fucking cat"? 623 00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:04,791 You know what? Fuck you! Fuck you! 624 00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:06,958 And fuck PharmTech! 625 00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:09,458 And fuck the man! I quit! 626 00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:14,625 I quit! 627 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:18,666 Whoo! 628 00:48:19,541 --> 00:48:20,541 Boobs! 629 00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:41,166 Hey, is this your phone? I found it in the bushes. 630 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:43,583 -Yeah, thanks. -Sure. 631 00:49:44,791 --> 00:49:46,750 This message is for Emily Martin. 632 00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:50,458 We're calling to let you know that Mr. Roosevelt is ready. 633 00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:52,625 Oh, God... Uh, Jen? 634 00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:00,666 Hey, do you want my roommate to drive you? 635 00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:01,791 No, it's okay. 636 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:03,875 -Bye! -Bye! 637 00:50:20,416 --> 00:50:21,500 Hello. 638 00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:24,083 I'm here to pick up my cat. 639 00:50:24,916 --> 00:50:28,166 Okay. What procedure did you drop them off for? 640 00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:30,375 Oh, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm here to pick up my dead cat. 641 00:50:30,458 --> 00:50:32,250 Mr. Roosevelt? 642 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:35,958 Oh... I'm sorry, Mr. Roosevelt is not here. 643 00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:38,416 What do you mean "he's not here"? 644 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,458 Someone already picked him up. 645 00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:42,875 Wait, you just let some stranger take my cat's ashes home? 646 00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:45,208 Don't you check people's IDs or something? 647 00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:46,500 Who was it? 648 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:48,250 Um, it was a woman. 649 00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:51,458 She bought a different urn. It should be on the invoice. 650 00:50:53,625 --> 00:50:55,833 -Celeste Jones. -Celeste Jones. 651 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:09,916 Eric! Celeste! 652 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:43,541 -Lean forward, push your back up. -I'm gonna lean you back... 653 00:51:47,166 --> 00:51:48,208 Oh, Emily. 654 00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,541 Emily's home. 655 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:53,375 Why did you pick up Mr. Roosevelt? 656 00:51:54,666 --> 00:51:55,666 Pardon me? 657 00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:57,791 Why did you pick up the ashes? 658 00:51:58,375 --> 00:52:00,208 Uh, they called me. 659 00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:02,833 Why did they call you? 660 00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:07,000 Well, I called to check in this morning. 661 00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:09,916 And later today they said they tried calling you, 662 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,833 but couldn't get a hold of you. 663 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,875 And what about the urn? 664 00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:16,666 Oh... 665 00:52:16,750 --> 00:52:18,750 Yeah. You should have seen what they put him in. 666 00:52:18,833 --> 00:52:21,000 It looked like it was the cheapest one they had. 667 00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:23,291 It was the second cheapest. 668 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,666 I guess that's it. We have him back. Time to bury him. 669 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:30,000 Do you have a shovel? 670 00:52:30,083 --> 00:52:31,750 Or do you want to just put him in your compost? 671 00:52:35,166 --> 00:52:36,166 What? 672 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:40,125 Celeste and I thought it might be nice to have some friends come over tomorrow 673 00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:43,625 during the day and pay their respects. 674 00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:47,416 Just a small gathering tomorrow early after breakfast. 675 00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:49,250 Like a brunch? 676 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,791 Yes! Exactly. 677 00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,833 A few of my friends are gonna bring some dishes 678 00:52:52,916 --> 00:52:54,375 and there'll be mimosas. 679 00:52:54,458 --> 00:52:56,500 Oh, mimosas. 680 00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:58,666 But don't worry, you don't have to bring anything. 681 00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:01,500 Just yourself and your memories. 682 00:53:15,708 --> 00:53:16,916 Here. 683 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:29,083 I'll keep him safe. 684 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:19,833 Eric! 685 00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:22,833 Hey, where's Celeste? 686 00:54:22,916 --> 00:54:24,041 She left for book club. 687 00:54:24,125 --> 00:54:27,583 Jesus, Eric! Book club? Seriously 688 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:29,083 -Celeste! 689 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,541 How could you let her do this to me? 690 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:31,500 Do what? 691 00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:34,208 Em, Celeste has been nothing but nice to you. 692 00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:36,458 No, I know that's what she's making it seem like, 693 00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:38,416 -but she's trying to make me look bad. -Calm down! 694 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:40,833 -This is not about Celeste. 695 00:54:40,916 --> 00:54:42,583 Of course it's about Celeste. 696 00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:45,583 -No, it's not! -Yes, it is! 697 00:54:46,291 --> 00:54:49,041 ? No, it's not ? 698 00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:52,250 -Don't. Don't do this. 699 00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:55,625 ? It's about us ? 700 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:57,583 Come on, give it to me. 701 00:54:58,291 --> 00:54:59,291 Come on. 702 00:55:00,125 --> 00:55:01,333 ? Maybe you're right ? 703 00:55:02,916 --> 00:55:04,291 ? But what do we do? ? 704 00:55:04,375 --> 00:55:06,625 ? I don't know ? 705 00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:08,583 ? But can we just talk? ? 706 00:55:22,583 --> 00:55:26,083 You remember how we were gonna improvise a whole album based on our fights? 707 00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,416 -Yeah. 708 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:34,625 ? Why didn't that happen? ? 709 00:55:34,708 --> 00:55:36,416 ? Because you left ? 710 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,500 No... 711 00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:39,541 You should play this. 712 00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:42,416 No. 713 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,958 Play it! No. 714 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,833 This is gonna be great. 715 00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:02,625 You were saying... 716 00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:05,125 ? Because I... ? 717 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:06,875 Yikes. I'll tune it. 718 00:56:07,916 --> 00:56:09,041 What are you doing? 719 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:16,125 What do you mean? I thought we were both doing this. 720 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:17,458 I'm sorry. 721 00:56:19,166 --> 00:56:20,916 Let's just get out of here. 722 00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:24,458 -You have to try this one. 723 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:28,666 It's hot. 724 00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:31,000 -Oh, my God. -It's so hot. 725 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:33,458 -It is so hot! 726 00:56:33,541 --> 00:56:36,166 -Mmm! Mmm! -Ah! 727 00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:37,375 Oh! 728 00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:39,916 -Damn, damn! -Good, though. 729 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,250 I missed, missed tacos. 730 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:43,333 Mmm! 731 00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:46,041 Your siblings in LA do not compare. 732 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:47,916 -Mmm! Really? 733 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,000 I thought LA had the best Mexican food. 734 00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:54,500 No. That's a myth. It's really awful. 735 00:56:54,583 --> 00:56:57,833 I think it's because LA is obsessed with burritos. 736 00:56:57,916 --> 00:57:00,833 Who needs those? Burritos are just sleeping bags for rice. 737 00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:03,000 I want the flavor. Mmm! 738 00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:04,208 Can I try that one? 739 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:06,791 Yeah. It's mild. 740 00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:09,083 I'm a pussy and it feels good to say out loud. 741 00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:10,291 So... 742 00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:15,041 How's that going? 743 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:16,583 -Yeah. 744 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,041 I'm managing. 745 00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:23,875 Um, how's real estate 746 00:57:23,958 --> 00:57:25,791 It's more hypothetical than real... 747 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,250 so far, 748 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:28,833 but it's good, I'm taking courses 749 00:57:28,916 --> 00:57:31,041 and I'm shadowing this guy that Celeste knows. 750 00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:33,875 It's good. 751 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:39,458 Em. I missed you. 752 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:48,958 Dude! 753 00:57:49,041 --> 00:57:51,708 Emily Martin? Shut up! 754 00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:53,750 Stacy, hi. 755 00:57:53,833 --> 00:57:57,458 Sean, I literally was just talking about Emily, my college roommate. 756 00:57:57,541 --> 00:58:00,083 God, what are you doing here? You're, like, famous. 757 00:58:00,166 --> 00:58:03,375 She did that spaghetti bath video I was telling you about. 758 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:06,958 It has ten million views. You must have made so much money. 759 00:58:07,041 --> 00:58:10,583 Yeah, no. I couldn't monetize it. 760 00:58:10,666 --> 00:58:11,958 What the fuck 761 00:58:12,041 --> 00:58:13,375 Because of the Michael Jackson song. 762 00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:15,666 Fuck! Fuck that guy. 763 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,208 So, what are you two doing? 764 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:22,041 -We are just eating tacos. -Tacos. 765 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:25,333 Sean and I are going to this house party up the street. 766 00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:29,208 You guys should come. There's gonna be beers and fun. 767 00:58:29,291 --> 00:58:31,916 No, we're kind of in the middle of something. 768 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:32,958 I'd do it. 769 00:58:33,041 --> 00:58:36,125 Yeah, he's doing it. Come on, you should go. Come on! 770 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,041 Please! 771 00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:45,083 BRB. PBR. 772 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:49,208 -Cheers. -Cheers. 773 00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:52,041 Yoo-hoo! I can't seem to lose you. Oh! 774 00:58:52,125 --> 00:58:53,625 -Oh, my God. 775 00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:55,333 -Oh, my God. 776 00:58:55,416 --> 00:58:57,583 -I didn't mean to scare you. 777 00:58:57,666 --> 00:58:58,666 No, it's okay. 778 00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:00,208 Um, it's my friend's house. We're about to play. 779 00:59:00,291 --> 00:59:01,125 -Oh, cool. -Yeah. 780 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:02,833 -Good. 781 00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,416 -Good. 782 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,250 -I'll see you guys. -Yeah. 783 00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:09,375 How do I know her? 784 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:13,375 Oh, she's the waitress I ran into at the French restaurant. 785 00:59:13,458 --> 00:59:16,291 -And just now. Yeah. Again. 786 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,125 We're the Leeks. 787 00:59:25,583 --> 00:59:27,875 ? Pet for a python Got a live one ? 788 00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:30,416 ? Slither up and squeeze it Feed it! Feed it! ? 789 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:33,166 ? Slither up some pythons They're coming head on ? 790 00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:35,583 ? Tell her that we need it Put on that python ? 791 00:59:35,666 --> 00:59:38,166 ? Drive in at night Drive everywhere ? 792 00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:40,708 ? Blood in the eye Later on the night ? 793 00:59:40,791 --> 00:59:43,291 ? They got this python It's coming head-on ? 794 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:46,958 ? Now you got the spotlight Get 'em! Get 'em! ? 795 00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:50,791 ? Get 'em! Get 'em! Get 'em! ? 796 00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,041 Oh, my God! 797 00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,666 -Hey. -You were so amazing! 798 00:59:54,750 --> 00:59:55,750 Oh, thanks, man. 799 00:59:55,833 --> 00:59:58,541 Why didn't you tell me that you were in a band? 800 00:59:58,625 --> 01:00:00,666 -Well, you never asked. -Oh. 801 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:02,375 -No, I'm good. 802 01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:03,458 Okay. 803 01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:06,000 What the hell, give me a cigarette. 804 01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:08,041 -You know what, I'll take one. 805 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:09,125 Yeah. Why not? 806 01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:11,625 We're all doing it. I love peer pressure. 807 01:00:22,291 --> 01:00:24,916 Yeah, you know, I was just like, "Fuck guys." 808 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,166 And then I got on Tinder. 809 01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:28,500 And then I met Sean three days ago. 810 01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:30,625 It's been fucking amazing. 811 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:42,000 Wait, wait, wait. Do you see celebrities all the time in LA? 812 01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:44,583 Um, well, one New Year's Eve, 813 01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:47,375 I saw Thom Yorke buying deodorant at a Ralphs. 814 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:49,083 Wait, what's a "Ralphs"? 815 01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:54,000 It's HEB, but it's like a... It's like HEB. 816 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:54,958 Oh! 817 01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:56,458 -Yeah. 818 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:10,541 Hey, everybody! 819 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,333 Who wants to see a really funny video 820 01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:14,125 with the most famous person from Austin, Texas? 821 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:15,208 No. 822 01:01:15,291 --> 01:01:17,333 -My friend Emily Martin right here. -No, please. 823 01:01:17,416 --> 01:01:18,750 -Play it. -Yes. Come on, play it! 824 01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:21,750 I think it's, like, "spaghetti balls"? 825 01:01:21,833 --> 01:01:23,666 Um, "meatballs"? 826 01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,708 -Uh, "Tubgirl." -Definitely not "Tubgirl." 827 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,208 I can't hear anything. 828 01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:55,916 More sauce! More sauce! 829 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,041 More sauce! More sauce! 830 01:01:58,125 --> 01:02:00,250 More sauce! More sauce! 831 01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:04,041 More sauce! More sauce! More sauce! 832 01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:07,500 Yeah! 833 01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:11,000 More sauce! More sauce! More sauce! 834 01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:14,666 More sauce! More sauce! More sauce! 835 01:02:17,666 --> 01:02:19,875 Dude, how did you get so many noodles in that tub? 836 01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:22,208 Did you smell like tomatoes for weeks? 837 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,625 Why are you so bummed out? People loved it. 838 01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:28,333 I don't know. It's really hard to explain. Dude, turn your sad frown clown upside down. 839 01:02:31,125 --> 01:02:33,708 Is this all I'm gonna be known for? 840 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:48,083 ? You always act like nothing's wrong ? 841 01:02:49,625 --> 01:02:52,458 ? You always tell me that you're fine ? 842 01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:56,541 ? Dark clouds are falling on your head ? 843 01:02:57,666 --> 01:02:59,708 ? Just like a sad little clown ? 844 01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:05,875 ? You got to turn that frown upside down ? 845 01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:08,541 ? My sad little clown ? 846 01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:12,375 ? You're not fooling me, baby ? 847 01:03:12,458 --> 01:03:17,291 ? I can see a sad little clown in misery ? 848 01:03:19,125 --> 01:03:22,000 ? You're my sad little clown ? 849 01:03:23,791 --> 01:03:26,541 ? You're my sad little clown ? 850 01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:30,541 ? You're my sad little clown ? 851 01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:35,916 ? Turn that frown upside down ? 852 01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:12,750 Whoa! Oh, God. 853 01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:14,000 -Whoa, whoa! -I'm sorry. 854 01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:16,083 -Man overboard! -No! 855 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:19,208 All right. -Aw! 856 01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:21,541 -I got you. I got you. 857 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:23,208 -You got me! 858 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:24,875 I'm a menace to society. 859 01:04:24,958 --> 01:04:27,166 -Wow, you're a fucking badass. 860 01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:28,875 -I'm impressed. -Yeah. 861 01:04:29,541 --> 01:04:31,750 -Just leave these bikes for dead. 862 01:04:33,208 --> 01:04:34,250 Mmm. 863 01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,000 We shouldn't... 864 01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:41,625 No. 865 01:04:43,041 --> 01:04:44,500 ...do anything. 866 01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:08,958 -We can't do this. -No, I know. 867 01:05:09,041 --> 01:05:11,250 This is not a thing that we should be doing. 868 01:05:11,333 --> 01:05:13,291 -We should not be doing this. -No. 869 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:15,041 It's not like... 870 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:16,166 No, we can't... 871 01:05:16,250 --> 01:05:18,625 I know. It's not like I planned on doing this. 872 01:05:18,708 --> 01:05:21,666 I have a girlfriend. 873 01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:23,833 Yeah. 874 01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:27,041 Well, she's more like a life coach. 875 01:05:27,833 --> 01:05:28,833 Come on. 876 01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:31,041 No, Eric... 877 01:05:31,125 --> 01:05:32,125 You come on. 878 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:35,958 She's trying to change you. 879 01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:39,250 She sweeps into your life, thinks she knows what's best for you, 880 01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:41,750 and wants to take away the things you care about, like your music. 881 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:43,541 For what 882 01:05:43,625 --> 01:05:46,375 Did you see yourself tonight? You fucking killed it! 883 01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:48,541 And you loved it! And you know you did! 884 01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:51,875 And you're willing to give that all up for some girl? 885 01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:54,000 I've tried the music thing. I've been here for ten years. 886 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:55,416 Nothing has happened. 887 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:58,958 Okay, so fucking Austin's not working out. Fuck Austin. 888 01:05:59,041 --> 01:06:01,000 I've always said you should go on tour. 889 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:03,833 And just leave everything and struggle and be alone. 890 01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:05,708 So you're alone for a little bit. 891 01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:08,125 Sometimes you have to give up things you care about 892 01:06:08,208 --> 01:06:09,833 to get the things you want. 893 01:06:10,541 --> 01:06:12,958 Yeah, and how's that working out for you? 894 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:18,291 Okay, Eric, I just want to know, I just... 895 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:22,041 If you could have anything, any career, any dream, 896 01:06:22,125 --> 01:06:25,916 what would it really be? Honestly, just ask yourself that. 897 01:06:27,125 --> 01:06:29,541 Honestly, I just want a family. 898 01:06:35,166 --> 01:06:37,291 Is that the Klonopin talking? 899 01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:39,458 What? 900 01:06:39,541 --> 01:06:45,166 Um, I saw the prescription drugs in the cabinet in the bathroom. 901 01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:46,916 It's fucking Celeste. 902 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,708 She has you drugged up so you'll just do whatever she says 903 01:06:50,791 --> 01:06:53,458 so you'll just be this perfect little house husband. 904 01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:56,458 I'm so fucking sad for you right now. 905 01:06:56,541 --> 01:06:58,208 Are you a fucking lunatic? 906 01:06:58,291 --> 01:06:59,291 What? 907 01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:03,083 Celeste didn't put me on Klonopin. She helped me get off of it. 908 01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:04,958 I was on it because of you. 909 01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:08,541 When you left, I was a fucking wreck. 910 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:10,333 I loved you. 911 01:07:10,416 --> 01:07:12,166 And you disappeared. 912 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:13,250 No calls. Bye. 913 01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:17,875 Do you know how much that hurt? 914 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:21,166 I didn't know I hurt you. 915 01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:24,000 I didn't know that I hurt you. You never said that. 916 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,500 What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? 917 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:27,250 -I don't know! 918 01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:29,750 I don't know. I didn't know you needed me. 919 01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:30,708 Oh... 920 01:07:31,416 --> 01:07:33,458 Well, I didn't need you. 921 01:07:33,541 --> 01:07:34,833 Okay, I didn't... 922 01:07:34,916 --> 01:07:37,833 Eric, I just... I don't know, I didn't think it was over. 923 01:07:37,916 --> 01:07:39,958 Oh, you thought I was waiting? 924 01:07:40,041 --> 01:07:41,458 No, of course I didn't think that. 925 01:07:41,541 --> 01:07:45,166 I think in some way I thought that I was doing it for you. 926 01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:49,291 I'm struggling out there. I'm a miserable person. 927 01:07:49,375 --> 01:07:50,666 Can we be very clear? 928 01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:54,458 You did not do that for me. You did that for you. 929 01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:57,166 Everything that you do... 930 01:07:57,875 --> 01:07:59,541 is just for yourself. 931 01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:13,666 Emily, let's just go home. I don't have a home! 932 01:08:32,791 --> 01:08:34,541 Hey, girl! 933 01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:36,541 -Fuck you! 934 01:08:42,166 --> 01:08:44,250 Is that an invitation? 935 01:08:47,125 --> 01:08:49,875 -? Money makes the world go round ? 936 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:52,375 ? It makes the world go round ? 937 01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:55,291 ? Money makes the world go round ? 938 01:08:55,375 --> 01:08:57,875 ? It makes the world go round ? 939 01:08:57,958 --> 01:09:00,125 Sorry, I don't have any cup holders. 940 01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:01,208 It's okay. 941 01:09:07,083 --> 01:09:08,375 You wanna see my gun? 942 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:10,708 -I have a gun. 943 01:09:10,791 --> 01:09:12,125 Let me show you. 944 01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:14,166 -Yeah. 945 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:15,125 Oh, whoa! 946 01:09:15,208 --> 01:09:17,333 -It's like an antique. -Okay. 947 01:09:17,416 --> 01:09:20,291 -It's a .45 from 1911. -Mmm-hmm. 948 01:09:20,375 --> 01:09:22,916 It's, like, literally over 100 years old. 949 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,333 Yeah, that's the math there. 950 01:09:25,833 --> 01:09:28,791 Do you want to see the bullets, too? 951 01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:31,583 I don't. I'm actually pretty good. Thank you. 952 01:09:31,666 --> 01:09:33,541 You can put it away now. 953 01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:36,041 You don't want to hold it? Just hold it. 954 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:38,833 -I'm okay. I'm fine. -Okay, it's harmless. 955 01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:41,166 It's not gonna bite you. 956 01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:43,625 It's not. It's gonna shoot me. 957 01:09:52,583 --> 01:09:54,833 You have like... 958 01:09:54,916 --> 01:09:57,541 I was just gonna say you have goose bumps. 959 01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,833 Yeah. It's cold. 960 01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:07,000 Tickles. 961 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,208 You're funny. 962 01:10:18,958 --> 01:10:20,250 Say it again! 963 01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:21,875 You're funny. 964 01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:28,958 I'll do it. 965 01:10:29,041 --> 01:10:30,375 -Sorry. -It's okay. 966 01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:31,750 Did you wear braces? 967 01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:32,833 What? 968 01:10:32,916 --> 01:10:36,083 Did you ever wear braces? You have super nice teeth. 969 01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:37,666 Shh. Oh. 970 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,083 Okay, we'll... 971 01:10:40,166 --> 01:10:41,458 I got it. -So sexy. 972 01:10:42,166 --> 01:10:43,750 Oh! Oh! You okay? 973 01:10:43,833 --> 01:10:45,500 It's okay. I still have a boner. 974 01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:49,791 I can't get this thing off. 975 01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:53,333 It's a bralette. It's like a training bra, but for adults. 976 01:10:55,708 --> 01:10:58,250 God! Oh! 977 01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:02,666 Yeah, I like it. 978 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,416 Oh! -Ah! 979 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:05,750 Oh, that felt good. 980 01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:07,166 That's it. 981 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:19,916 Shit. 982 01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:22,541 Oh, my God. 983 01:11:38,125 --> 01:11:39,750 Shit. 984 01:12:34,916 --> 01:12:35,916 Hi. 985 01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:43,041 What's the occasion? 986 01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,708 Do you wanna get some breakfast or something? 987 01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:48,708 No. 988 01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:51,333 -You stepped on my shoe, dude. -Go. 989 01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:53,291 -We can get brunch somewhere else. -No. 990 01:12:53,375 --> 01:12:55,666 You can't smoke here. Go. 991 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:56,958 Not on your property. 992 01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:59,166 Come on, smart ass, just go! 993 01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:01,000 Dude, hey, what the hell? 994 01:13:01,083 --> 01:13:03,125 Do you want to hang out later? 995 01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:04,208 -No. -All right. 996 01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:06,166 -Jesus Christ. -Okay, great. 997 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:07,666 Well, awesome. 998 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:11,000 -Oh, God. 999 01:13:11,083 --> 01:13:13,333 All right, well, I'll call you. I don't have your number! 1000 01:13:13,416 --> 01:13:14,625 I'll google you. 1001 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,666 All right, well, have fun. 1002 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:20,083 Save a piece of cat cake for me. 1003 01:13:25,666 --> 01:13:29,541 Um, while we all mourn the loss of a member of our community, 1004 01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:34,041 it's important to think of this as a celebration of a life. 1005 01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:36,916 -To Mr. Roosevelt. To Mr. Roosevelt. 1006 01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:43,833 And thank you to Melanie for making this beautiful pie. 1007 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,916 I flew the pecans in from South Carolina. 1008 01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:50,291 But it's nothing compared to Bethany's cake. 1009 01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:54,333 Aw, I just found the picture on Facebook. The cake shop did the rest. 1010 01:13:54,416 --> 01:13:56,041 Very thoughtful, Bethany. Thank you. 1011 01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:59,000 Everybody, let's take a picture together! 1012 01:14:00,583 --> 01:14:02,291 Okay, everybody get in. 1013 01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:06,250 All right. 1014 01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:08,750 Oh, get the pie... 1015 01:14:08,833 --> 01:14:11,541 in the picture and the cake, it's so beautiful. 1016 01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:13,291 Be careful! 1017 01:14:13,375 --> 01:14:15,541 Resident photographer here. 1018 01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:18,791 Group effort. And don't forget this! 1019 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,541 You hold it. You were like his aunt. 1020 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:24,875 Aw... 1021 01:14:25,708 --> 01:14:28,333 Okay. All right, everybody squeeze in. 1022 01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:30,708 One, two, three, say "Mr. Roosevelt." 1023 01:14:30,791 --> 01:14:33,208 Mr. Roosevelt! 1024 01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,125 I got it. 1025 01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:37,666 Be sure to tag me. -Of course. 1026 01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:40,708 I want to propose a toast to all of you who came today. 1027 01:14:40,791 --> 01:14:44,208 It's been tough the past few days for me and Eric, 1028 01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:46,500 but I think Mr. Roosevelt would have really appreciated 1029 01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:47,666 all of us coming together. 1030 01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,333 So thank you. 1031 01:14:49,416 --> 01:14:51,875 -We love you. -We love you, guys. 1032 01:14:51,958 --> 01:14:55,166 And I want to especially thank Emily Martin. 1033 01:14:57,041 --> 01:15:00,375 If it wasn't for her, I would never have gotten to know him. 1034 01:15:01,333 --> 01:15:02,458 To Emily. 1035 01:15:03,208 --> 01:15:04,291 To Emily. 1036 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:09,791 Don't you fucking do that. 1037 01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:12,416 Excuse me? 1038 01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:16,291 I know what you're doing, Celeste. 1039 01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:18,583 I don't know what you're talking about. 1040 01:15:18,666 --> 01:15:22,250 "If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have gotten to know him"? 1041 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:24,041 Okay, we get it. 1042 01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:25,791 You're amazing. 1043 01:15:25,875 --> 01:15:26,916 You win! 1044 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,625 You got the guy! You got the house! 1045 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,500 Emily? Sweetie... 1046 01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:35,750 We all understand. It's okay. We're hurting too. 1047 01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:37,750 Sorry, do I know you? 1048 01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,458 Oh, I'm Bonnie. 1049 01:15:39,541 --> 01:15:43,250 Okay, Bonnie, I have a question. Did you know him? 1050 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,125 Did you know Teddy Roosevelt? 1051 01:15:47,833 --> 01:15:49,791 No, but I heard a lot about him. 1052 01:15:49,875 --> 01:15:53,250 Oh, you heard a lot about him. That's the thing right there. 1053 01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:55,083 None of you knew him. 1054 01:15:55,166 --> 01:15:57,166 You're not here because you care about Mr. Roosevelt. 1055 01:15:57,250 --> 01:15:59,000 You're here because you care about yourselves. 1056 01:15:59,083 --> 01:16:01,916 So you can take pictures for your Instagrams and your Facebooks. 1057 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,250 And you can say, "I did something! I was there!" 1058 01:16:04,333 --> 01:16:08,083 And you! You bought pecans from another state? 1059 01:16:08,166 --> 01:16:09,125 You overnight it? 1060 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,166 What is that? 1061 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:13,333 That's insanity! 1062 01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:16,458 That's fucking insane! That's an insane thing to do! 1063 01:16:16,541 --> 01:16:19,416 Emily, maybe you've had too much to drink. 1064 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,875 Mmm. You think? 1065 01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:22,541 Emily... 1066 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:27,125 I know why you're acting out, and it's okay. 1067 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,208 Oh, do you? 1068 01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:31,041 You seem to know everything else, so that's not a surprise. 1069 01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:34,083 So why don't you tell me, Celeste, why? 1070 01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:36,791 You just feel guilty. 1071 01:16:36,875 --> 01:16:37,708 Oh, do I? 1072 01:16:37,791 --> 01:16:40,833 Yes, you feel guilty for leaving him. 1073 01:16:40,916 --> 01:16:45,083 I'm actually really happy that you and Eric found each other, 1074 01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:47,500 I think it's really special what you have, so... 1075 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:48,583 congratulations. 1076 01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:57,083 No, Emily, not Eric. 1077 01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:00,500 Mr. Roosevelt. 1078 01:17:02,041 --> 01:17:04,375 It's just a fucking cat! 1079 01:17:18,541 --> 01:17:19,541 No, no, no. 1080 01:17:19,625 --> 01:17:20,541 Emily... 1081 01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:23,708 Emily, put Mr. Roosevelt down. 1082 01:17:23,791 --> 01:17:25,208 You don't have to do this. 1083 01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:26,500 Emily... 1084 01:17:26,583 --> 01:17:28,125 Emily... 1085 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,791 Emily. Please. 1086 01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:31,875 Emily. 1087 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,500 I'm sorry. 1088 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:38,500 Get her! 1089 01:17:45,583 --> 01:17:46,916 Mr. Roosevelt! 1090 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:09,416 Jen! 1091 01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:13,041 Okay, just calm down. Just start from the beginning. 1092 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:14,416 What happened with Eric? 1093 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:18,500 Okay, after we left the party, we kind of, sort of kissed. 1094 01:18:18,583 --> 01:18:19,750 And then we had a fight. 1095 01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:21,625 And then, I don't... I'm such a fuck-up. 1096 01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:22,791 I don't know why I did it. 1097 01:18:22,875 --> 01:18:24,708 You kissed him. I don't see what the big deal is. 1098 01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:26,291 No, Jen, I fucked Art. 1099 01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:27,250 What? 1100 01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:28,416 I woke up with him at Eric's place. 1101 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:29,791 Emily. 1102 01:18:29,875 --> 01:18:30,958 There were all these people there, 1103 01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:33,041 and there was a cake with a picture of Mr. Roosevelt on it. 1104 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:35,291 And I freaked out and then I took the ashes. 1105 01:18:35,375 --> 01:18:36,333 You took the ashes? 1106 01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:37,291 I took the ashes. 1107 01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:38,666 Badass. 1108 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:40,375 Yeah? 1109 01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:42,833 So what are you going to do now? Are you leaving tomorrow? 1110 01:18:42,916 --> 01:18:45,041 I don't know! I don't know! 1111 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:46,416 You could stay here. 1112 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:48,958 I can't, I've already burned every bridge in Austin. 1113 01:18:49,041 --> 01:18:51,375 I'm gonna go back to LA, and try to get another editing gig. 1114 01:18:51,458 --> 01:18:53,041 And then audition for commercials 1115 01:18:53,125 --> 01:18:55,958 and be a desperate improv comedian who never gets a real job, 1116 01:18:56,041 --> 01:18:59,125 and just ends up being some loser fucking waitress. 1117 01:19:00,625 --> 01:19:02,333 Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that. 1118 01:19:02,416 --> 01:19:04,916 No, Jen... 1119 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,250 Jen, I didn't... Obviously, I didn't mean... 1120 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:08,750 Emily, shut up! 1121 01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:11,916 You are amazing. Jen, I didn't know... 1122 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,875 I even fucked this up. 1123 01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:15,375 No, you didn't! 1124 01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:18,250 Listen, I'm your friend, no matter what. 1125 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:20,041 But you need to grow the fuck up. 1126 01:19:20,125 --> 01:19:22,250 You're not the only one in the world with fucking problems. 1127 01:19:22,333 --> 01:19:24,666 You're right. I don't deserve friends. 1128 01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:26,833 God, you are so self-pitying! 1129 01:19:26,916 --> 01:19:27,916 I'm sorry! 1130 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,833 Stop saying you're sorry! 1131 01:19:48,375 --> 01:19:49,458 Fuck! Fuck! 1132 01:19:49,541 --> 01:19:50,625 Where's my bike? 1133 01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:55,125 Where's my bike? Shit, shit. 1134 01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:56,291 Oh, my God. 1135 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,958 Someone fucking stole my bike! 1136 01:19:59,041 --> 01:20:00,833 It's so fucking obvious! 1137 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:05,250 Fuck everyone! 1138 01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:09,875 No, Jen. 1139 01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:11,291 Hey, buddy. 1140 01:20:11,375 --> 01:20:14,166 -Jen, Jen, no, I don't want to. -It's okay, man. 1141 01:20:14,250 --> 01:20:16,083 -I'm just here to help. -You can't do this to me. 1142 01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:17,166 -I'm here to help. -I don't want it. 1143 01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:19,041 Just gonna get you with a little water. 1144 01:20:19,125 --> 01:20:20,416 No, no, no. 1145 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,666 -Don't do this. -There's nowhere to go. 1146 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:24,958 -No. -Come on, man. 1147 01:20:25,041 --> 01:20:27,375 -You gotta face your fears. -No. 1148 01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:32,375 No, no. 1149 01:20:32,458 --> 01:20:33,833 -I'm trying to help. -No! 1150 01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:35,375 -Here to help. -No! 1151 01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:14,041 Mr. Roosevelt! 1152 01:21:15,708 --> 01:21:17,250 I'm sorry! 1153 01:21:21,083 --> 01:21:22,916 I'm so sorry! 1154 01:22:11,791 --> 01:22:13,625 Jen, am I a bad person? 1155 01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:16,250 No. 1156 01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:18,291 There's no way in hell you're a bad person. 1157 01:22:18,375 --> 01:22:20,250 You're a good person... 1158 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:21,916 with really bad execution. 1159 01:22:31,250 --> 01:22:33,625 You ready to do this? 1160 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:41,333 Hi. 1161 01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:46,708 There's not much of him in here. 1162 01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:51,416 What's up? Jen. 1163 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:54,500 I've heard a lot about you. 1164 01:22:55,291 --> 01:22:59,250 I don't know where Eric is. After this morning, he just disappeared. 1165 01:22:59,333 --> 01:23:00,458 And he left his phone here. 1166 01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:03,083 I'm sure he's all right. 1167 01:23:06,833 --> 01:23:11,166 Emily, I was just trying to do something nice... 1168 01:23:11,250 --> 01:23:13,541 with the brunch and with you. 1169 01:23:14,291 --> 01:23:15,291 Okay? 1170 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:19,791 I don't know how to handle stuff like this. 1171 01:23:19,875 --> 01:23:22,000 And maybe I went about it the wrong way. 1172 01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:25,666 And everyone's so upset. Everyone is so upset. 1173 01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:27,125 And you ran away. 1174 01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:29,958 And Eric is gone and I don't even know who you are. 1175 01:23:31,541 --> 01:23:35,416 And I was just trying to do something nice. 1176 01:23:38,166 --> 01:23:40,000 I wanted to do something right! 1177 01:23:46,708 --> 01:23:47,875 What the fuck? 1178 01:23:49,416 --> 01:23:51,416 This is the part where you're supposed to start laughing. 1179 01:23:52,166 --> 01:23:53,291 What? 1180 01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:11,000 You want some? 1181 01:24:11,083 --> 01:24:12,291 Yeah. 1182 01:24:13,791 --> 01:24:15,291 Mmm. 1183 01:24:24,291 --> 01:24:26,666 I never had a pet before Mr. Roosevelt. 1184 01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:29,875 Wait, really 1185 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:31,583 No. 1186 01:24:38,750 --> 01:24:39,750 Eric. 1187 01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:41,291 Where were you? 1188 01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:43,708 Just walking around, thinking. 1189 01:24:44,416 --> 01:24:45,416 -Mmm-hmm. 1190 01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:49,250 Some stuff happened. 1191 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:57,166 Shall we do this? 1192 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:58,166 "Dear Eric and Celeste. 1193 01:25:58,250 --> 01:26:00,500 Thank you for taking such good care of me. 1194 01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:03,458 Now that I'm no longer alive, I just want to report back and say, 1195 01:26:03,541 --> 01:26:05,500 the tuna in heaven is divine. 1196 01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:07,625 Love, Mr. Roosevelt. 1197 01:26:07,708 --> 01:26:09,916 PS, I know my mom, Emily, was kind of a cunt, 1198 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:11,916 but she's grown up a lot over this weekend. 1199 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,833 Thank you for showing her what a family looks like. 1200 01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:16,375 She thinks you guys are building something great together. 1201 01:26:16,458 --> 01:26:18,958 And the wood floors look awesome. 1202 01:26:22,708 --> 01:26:24,625 PPS, sorry I broke your thing. 1203 01:26:24,708 --> 01:26:27,250 I tried to fix it as best as I could. 1204 01:26:27,333 --> 01:26:31,333 PPPS, hey, just in case you didn't know, this is Emily writing this." 1205 01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:39,458 Hi, is Jen home? 1206 01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:46,333 I thought you were gone. 1207 01:26:46,416 --> 01:26:48,208 Yeah, I'm going to be leaving. 1208 01:26:48,291 --> 01:26:52,166 I just wanted to say goodbye to you before you left for tour. 1209 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,916 What? I'm not going on tour. 1210 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:59,666 You say that now, but maybe this will change your mind. 1211 01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:06,041 "Mdotclark79. This drummer is sick. Come to Cincinnati." 1212 01:27:06,125 --> 01:27:08,333 The people have spoken. They love you. 1213 01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:09,750 Maybe I will go on tour. 1214 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:12,916 Yeah, you will. Guess my YouTube came in handy for something. 1215 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,458 Fuck yeah! 1216 01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:18,041 Well, Jen, I'm gonna miss you. 1217 01:27:19,375 --> 01:27:22,250 -I'm gonna miss you, too, man. -Bring it in. 1218 01:27:22,333 --> 01:27:24,541 -Oh, my God. -Yeah! 1219 01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:29,708 Well, I guess that's it. 1220 01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:31,541 See you. 1221 01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:33,625 Wait, Jen, I almost forgot. 1222 01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:36,208 I am flat broke. Can I get a ride to the airport? 1223 01:27:36,291 --> 01:27:38,500 -Oh, fuck you. -Okay. 1224 01:27:39,666 --> 01:27:41,500 -I'll get my keys. Okay. 1225 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:53,958 ? Oh, won't you come with me ? 1226 01:27:55,250 --> 01:28:00,500 ? Through the buzzing streets I've been so lonely ? 1227 01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:03,416 ? I just can't keep from crying ? 1228 01:28:08,625 --> 01:28:13,666 ? Oh, won't you come with me ? 1229 01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:19,916 ? And then I find myself here In good company ? 1230 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:23,541 ? You make the colors brighter ? 1231 01:28:27,416 --> 01:28:32,166 ? Oh, I've been so in my head ? 1232 01:28:32,250 --> 01:28:39,208 ? I need a vacation from myself ? 1233 01:28:39,291 --> 01:28:45,333 ? Oh, I've been so in my head ? 1234 01:28:45,416 --> 01:28:52,208 ? Oh, for far too long ? 1235 01:28:54,541 --> 01:29:00,958 ? And won't you come on down ? 1236 01:29:01,041 --> 01:29:07,708 ? Way out into the street ? 1237 01:29:07,791 --> 01:29:14,750 ? Way out into the light ? 1238 01:29:24,583 --> 01:29:30,083 ? Oh, I'm gonna find my case in the sun ? 1239 01:29:30,166 --> 01:29:36,291 ? Whether I'm by myself or with someone ? 1240 01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:39,541 ? I just gotta keep on trying ? 1241 01:29:44,208 --> 01:29:47,541 ? Oh, where did you turn ? 1242 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:54,916 ? Oh, where does it go ? 1243 01:29:55,000 --> 01:30:01,541 ? Oh, I've wasted summers ? 1244 01:30:01,625 --> 01:30:08,000 ? Oh, for far too long ? 1245 01:30:10,541 --> 01:30:17,166 ? And I'm gonna set myself free ? 1246 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:23,333 ? And let myself be ? 84856