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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:02,306 --> 00:02:04,172 [man] Straight through to the conservatory. 2 00:02:06,344 --> 00:02:10,781 [woman] One always expected Mike to get the nod after a lifetimes loyal service. 3 00:02:11,949 --> 00:02:14,509 That's not to take away from CBEs and OBEs. 4 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:18,647 Of course, any Order of the British Empire is a huge achievement. 5 00:02:20,925 --> 00:02:22,086 No... 6 00:02:23,027 --> 00:02:24,358 Uh, yes, that's for the kitchen. 7 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:30,524 Didn't Luke's school dinner lady get an MBE a couple of years ago? 8 00:02:31,202 --> 00:02:34,103 Yes. MBEs tend to be for more... 9 00:02:34,338 --> 00:02:36,773 - hands on service. - Hmm. 10 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:41,671 So, will you be expecting us to call you Lady Abbott from now on? 11 00:02:41,812 --> 00:02:45,612 [chuckles] Not necessarily, but it does have a rather nice ring to it. 12 00:02:46,317 --> 00:02:47,797 Come on. Let's have a naughty sherry. 13 00:02:49,353 --> 00:02:51,651 - [Sandra] Not over there! - [man] Sorry, Ma'am. 14 00:02:54,558 --> 00:02:58,654 [Mike] During my four decades on the beat, I've worked with some fantastic people. 15 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:00,855 I've also had the pleasure 16 00:03:00,965 --> 00:03:03,730 of working with a number of great partners. 17 00:03:03,868 --> 00:03:05,378 - [people] Aw. - [camera shutter clicks] 18 00:03:05,403 --> 00:03:08,202 - Not in the biblical sense of course. - [all laugh] 19 00:03:08,339 --> 00:03:09,500 Joking aside, 20 00:03:10,041 --> 00:03:11,873 there's been one very special person 21 00:03:12,476 --> 00:03:15,673 who has walked the thin blue line with me every step of the way' 22 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,640 throughout every trial, case and verdict, 23 00:03:19,483 --> 00:03:22,748 and that is my wife of 35 years, Lady Sandra Abbott. 24 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,012 [all] Aw. 25 00:03:24,555 --> 00:03:25,681 [Mike] Thank you. 26 00:03:29,593 --> 00:03:30,856 [Speaking Welsh] 27 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:34,421 [gentle classical music] 28 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,993 Are you losing sleep about what's going to be happening from here on in'? 29 00:03:40,071 --> 00:03:41,505 No, thank you. What do you mean? 30 00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:43,598 When Hugo retired, 31 00:03:43,908 --> 00:03:46,843 I was on the verge of getting a part-time job in Waitrose 32 00:03:46,911 --> 00:03:48,003 just to get away from him. 33 00:03:48,179 --> 00:03:49,704 I'm not concerned about that, Janet 34 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:52,249 I've been planning our retirement for the last 35 years. 35 00:03:52,783 --> 00:03:54,342 Oh, well, good for you, darling. 36 00:03:55,019 --> 00:03:57,511 - Top up? - Oh' lovely. I'll spend a penny. 37 00:04:00,124 --> 00:04:02,183 - Oh, are you enjoying it? - Marvelous! 38 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,886 [glass shatters] 39 00:04:04,562 --> 00:04:05,791 [glass scraping on floor] 40 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:07,723 [sighing and moaning] 41 00:04:09,767 --> 00:04:10,928 [door unlocking] 42 00:04:11,035 --> 00:04:12,696 [smooching] 43 00:04:13,704 --> 00:04:15,536 [switch clicks] flaws] 44 00:04:17,641 --> 00:04:18,904 What the hell's going on? 45 00:04:18,976 --> 00:04:20,273 We were just... 46 00:04:20,611 --> 00:04:22,136 It's not what it looks like, Sandra. 47 00:04:24,248 --> 00:04:25,248 Sandra'? 48 00:04:25,783 --> 00:04:26,783 Sandra! 49 00:04:27,585 --> 00:04:28,585 Sandra! 50 00:04:29,386 --> 00:04:31,320 - Sandra, wait! - Get off me! 51 00:04:31,422 --> 00:04:33,566 - How long has it been going on? - Let's not do this here. 52 00:04:33,591 --> 00:04:35,821 - How long, Mike? - Since we all went to Sorrento. 53 00:04:35,926 --> 00:04:36,926 Oh. Mandy he“. 54 00:04:37,394 --> 00:04:39,158 That's nearly five years ago. 55 00:04:39,997 --> 00:04:42,125 I've had enough of all this hide-and-seek, Mike. 56 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:43,758 How could you do this to me? 57 00:04:44,068 --> 00:04:45,627 You're supposed to be my friend. 58 00:04:45,936 --> 00:04:47,836 We even took you to the Palace. 59 00:04:48,239 --> 00:04:51,573 I... I didn't mean for this to happen, Sandra. 60 00:04:51,642 --> 00:04:54,111 Oh, really? You knew precisely what you were doing! 61 00:04:54,178 --> 00:04:56,806 Now, please calm down, Sandra. Remember where you are. 62 00:04:56,914 --> 00:04:59,246 I know exactly where I am. I'm in my own bloody home. 63 00:04:59,316 --> 00:05:00,511 [murmuring] 64 00:05:00,618 --> 00:05:04,282 I have spent my entire married life putting you and your career first, 65 00:05:04,355 --> 00:05:06,432 and what got me through was knowing that when you retired, 66 00:05:06,457 --> 00:05:08,585 we would share our golden years together. 67 00:05:08,659 --> 00:05:09,922 But instead, 68 00:05:10,294 --> 00:05:12,820 you've traded me in for a newer model. 69 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:14,659 Let me tell you, Mike, 70 00:05:14,865 --> 00:05:17,300 she's had more than one previous owner! 71 00:05:17,368 --> 00:05:21,327 - [all exclaiming] - And, and her bodywork is mainly filler! 72 00:05:22,106 --> 00:05:23,106 Mum! 73 00:05:23,774 --> 00:05:25,936 - Dad, what have you done' - [woman] Sandra... 74 00:05:27,011 --> 00:05:28,011 [Mike] Sandra'? 75 00:05:28,045 --> 00:05:29,535 - [Sandra! - {guests murmuring] 76 00:05:33,551 --> 00:05:34,643 [sniffling] 77 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,188 - [knocking] - [gasps] 78 00:05:38,289 --> 00:05:39,347 [Mike] Sandra'? 79 00:05:40,357 --> 00:05:42,018 - Sandra! - [knocks] 80 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:44,219 Please, let me explain. 81 00:05:45,162 --> 00:05:47,790 The last thing I wanted to do was to hurt you. 82 00:05:48,032 --> 00:05:52,026 I know it must seem like I've behaved in a terrible way, but... 83 00:05:52,903 --> 00:05:55,031 Look, one thing led to another and... 84 00:05:55,973 --> 00:05:57,702 Oh, you know how it is. 85 00:06:13,357 --> 00:06:14,722 - Hello, Emma. - Hi. 86 00:06:14,825 --> 00:06:16,350 - [chuckles] - Ooh! 87 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:17,886 Woo-hoo! 88 00:06:17,995 --> 00:06:19,656 [laughing] 89 00:06:21,932 --> 00:06:23,900 [sighing] 90 00:06:31,175 --> 00:06:32,175 Excuse me! 91 00:06:32,576 --> 00:06:34,237 It's women only in here. 92 00:06:36,714 --> 00:06:37,714 Oi! 93 00:06:37,748 --> 00:06:39,512 That's my handbag! 94 00:06:39,717 --> 00:06:41,776 Come back here, you... Wait! 95 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,611 [boat engine chugging] 96 00:06:47,691 --> 00:06:49,216 - [creaking] - Gotcha. 97 00:06:51,028 --> 00:06:52,120 Charlie! 98 00:06:52,463 --> 00:06:55,057 Yeah, all ready to go this end, Ted. 99 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:57,533 - Bilge filter. - Check! 100 00:06:58,202 --> 00:06:59,636 Rodding junction. 101 00:07:00,271 --> 00:07:02,296 - Check. - Pump outlet. 102 00:07:02,406 --> 00:07:05,103 Oil filter tank? Discharge connection” 103 00:07:05,242 --> 00:07:07,040 Check, check, check! 104 00:07:07,111 --> 00:07:08,545 Then we're good to go. 105 00:07:09,079 --> 00:07:10,103 I'll start her up. 106 00:07:10,281 --> 00:07:12,477 [motor running] 107 00:07:13,817 --> 00:07:16,047 - She's sounding good, Charlie. - Yeah. 108 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:21,151 What's that'? 109 00:07:21,926 --> 00:07:23,257 Jubilee clip. 110 00:07:23,727 --> 00:07:24,785 Where from? 111 00:07:25,396 --> 00:07:26,727 [both] Oh, bollocks. 112 00:07:26,797 --> 00:07:28,287 Stop! Stop! Oh! 113 00:07:28,399 --> 00:07:29,999 - [mobile phone ringing] - Flipping hell! 114 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:31,969 - Turn it off. - I'm trying. 115 00:07:32,136 --> 00:07:34,127 - [mobile phone continues ringing] - [sighs] 116 00:07:36,106 --> 00:07:37,106 Hello? 117 00:07:37,308 --> 00:07:39,140 Charlie? It's Bif. 118 00:07:39,276 --> 00:07:40,573 Is now a good time? 119 00:07:40,644 --> 00:07:43,511 Uh, [sniffles] couldn't be better. 120 00:07:44,248 --> 00:07:46,615 Some chancer took a fancy to my handbag. 121 00:07:46,684 --> 00:07:48,778 Would you be a love and drop off my spare keys? 122 00:07:49,019 --> 00:07:51,420 Yeah, I'll be there right away. 123 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:53,521 Thank you, Pru. 124 00:07:53,791 --> 00:07:56,283 I really must get around to buying one of these 125 00:07:56,593 --> 00:07:59,654 [sarcastically] Why, when you can just borrow other people's. 126 00:08:01,999 --> 00:08:03,330 Did you get a good look at him? 127 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,500 No. [sniffs] 128 00:08:05,836 --> 00:08:08,436 By the time I made it to the top of the hill, I was seeing double. 129 00:08:08,605 --> 00:08:09,663 Say when. 130 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,667 Woo-hoo-hoo! When! When! When! 131 00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:54,117 Until he decided to press the red button. 132 00:12:56,493 --> 00:12:58,086 I knew it was a mistake coming here. 133 00:12:58,161 --> 00:13:00,305 How could I have expected you of all people to understand? 134 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:03,459 You've never stuck at a relationship in your life because it takes you away 135 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:06,969 from your devotion to yourself and your latest crackpot cause. 136 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:09,971 There's nothing crackpot about trying to safeguard the planet. 137 00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:12,838 Oh, right, so what would happen to the human race 138 00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:16,675 if everyone was too busy saving the planet to make time to procreate? 139 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:19,820 Oh, so the universe should be grateful that you and Mike had a knee trembler? 140 00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:22,180 Ladies, could you please quieten down? 141 00:13:22,286 --> 00:13:24,755 You're upsetting the other customers. 142 00:13:24,821 --> 00:13:26,255 We're upsetting them? 143 00:13:26,323 --> 00:13:28,849 How about the lifetime of heartbreak and betrayal 144 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,984 that is inevitably coming their way? 145 00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:33,894 Not that I would expect you to understand with your cultural concubines 146 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:34,930 and polygamy- 147 00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:37,163 I'm going to have to ask you to leave! 148 00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:38,928 I beg your... How dare... 149 00:13:39,836 --> 00:13:41,167 [customers exclaiming] 150 00:13:42,272 --> 00:13:44,434 Officers, there's been a terrible misunderstanding. 151 00:13:44,508 --> 00:13:46,772 I was simply having a very nice conversation 152 00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:49,141 - with the young manager there. - Keep going. 153 00:13:49,212 --> 00:13:51,442 And when the' uh, my hand inadvertously slipped.“ 154 00:13:51,515 --> 00:13:54,026 - Will you get your hands off me? - All right, madam, calm down. 155 00:13:54,051 --> 00:13:56,486 [Sandra] I do hope you know who you're dealing with. 156 00:13:56,553 --> 00:14:00,512 I'm married to the former Chief Constable of Surrey Police. 157 00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:02,023 [siren wailing] 158 00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:04,286 Her husband's been cheating on her. 159 00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:06,393 I'm not surprised. 160 00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,359 [Bit] What did they charge you with? 161 00:14:12,469 --> 00:14:14,904 Racial aggravation or drunk and disorderly'? 162 00:14:15,372 --> 00:14:17,966 Could we discuss this in a less public forum? 163 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:20,976 Sure, I'm coming down. Chuck this in the bins, will you? 164 00:14:24,881 --> 00:14:26,007 [Sighs] 165 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,812 [people talking loudly in flats] 166 00:14:30,854 --> 00:14:31,878 [sighs in disgust] 167 00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:35,652 I came down to the station, [chuckles] but they said you were sleeping it off 168 00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:37,158 This Isn't funny, Bif. 169 00:14:37,661 --> 00:14:39,738 If you hadn't been bullying me, I wouldn't have got so upset 170 00:14:39,763 --> 00:14:41,663 and thrown the onion bhaji at that woman. 171 00:14:41,732 --> 00:14:44,702 It was a man and you assaulted him with a prawn dumpling 172 00:14:44,768 --> 00:14:46,236 Why are you being so persnickety? 173 00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:49,772 Listen, why don't you have an Alka-Seltzer, have a lie-down, 174 00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:51,340 and I'll be back this afternoon. 175 00:14:51,408 --> 00:14:53,069 - Why? Where are you going? - Dancing. 176 00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:06,345 [Chantilly Lace playing] 177 00:15:06,423 --> 00:15:08,858 [instructor] Very good! Good, good, good! And turn! 178 00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:11,223 Turn! Flick! Flick! 179 00:15:14,064 --> 00:15:16,226 - Flick! Flick! Flick! - Flick! 180 00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:20,032 - Sorry, Corrinna. - Oh, no worries. You're with Ted. 181 00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:21,798 I've worked out some new moves for us. 182 00:15:21,905 --> 00:15:22,929 [laughs] 183 00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:25,098 Might want to put your crash helmet back on. 184 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,303 Very nice. 185 00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:34,210 Good, good! Sheila, great! 186 00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:39,586 [snoring] 187 00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:46,294 [mobile phone ringing and vibrating] 188 00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:47,722 [gasps] 189 00:15:55,138 --> 00:15:56,138 Hello? 190 00:15:56,273 --> 00:15:57,741 Sandra, it's me. 191 00:15:58,742 --> 00:15:59,903 Oh, yes. [hiccuping] 192 00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:02,638 Pamela's asked me to move in with her. 193 00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:05,513 She wants us to make a fresh start together. 194 00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:07,783 I thought it through, 195 00:16:08,452 --> 00:16:10,921 and I've decided it's in everyone's best interest. 196 00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:13,020 How very bloody thoughtful of you. 197 00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:15,448 Sandra, I hope that with time, 198 00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:18,929 you'll understand that I never set out to hurt you. 199 00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:22,461 Hurt me? How about bloody destroyed me? 200 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,096 [mobile phone clatters] 201 00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:25,926 [sobbing] 202 00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:34,266 [lively music continues] 203 00:16:40,684 --> 00:16:43,278 - [music ends] - [cheering, laughter] 204 00:16:43,487 --> 00:16:45,512 Okay, everyone, let's take a break. 205 00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:55,530 - Oh, I'll never get it. - Yeah. Here you go, Ted. 206 00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:57,898 Payment for your labor the other day. 207 00:16:58,368 --> 00:17:00,735 What? Danger money, you mean. 208 00:17:01,204 --> 00:17:02,638 Oh, put it away. 209 00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:05,573 How did your Internet date go at the weekend? 210 00:17:06,243 --> 00:17:08,153 Well, let's just say, I got more than I bargained for. 211 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:10,977 - Ooh, lucky you. - No, he showed up with his wife in tow. 212 00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:15,075 Turns out I'd clicked swinging instead of swimming on my list of likes. 213 00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:16,482 [chuckles] 214 00:17:25,228 --> 00:17:26,662 [shuddering] 215 00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:31,730 Ooh. 216 00:17:34,237 --> 00:17:36,228 [panting] 217 00:17:40,443 --> 00:17:43,003 [Charlie] These old locks are a bloody... 218 00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:45,912 [Bit] You don't fancy changing the one on my front door, do you? 219 00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:47,609 [both chuckling] 220 00:22:40,844 --> 00:22:42,369 Not in this condition, you haven't. 221 00:22:45,181 --> 00:22:46,876 Gravity hits us all, Sandra. 222 00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:51,979 The challenge is to make sure our spirits don't drop quite as far. 223 00:22:53,523 --> 00:22:54,523 Look, 224 00:22:55,091 --> 00:22:58,220 I want to help you get back on your feet, but you're making it very difficult. 225 00:22:58,328 --> 00:22:59,853 I'm not like you, Bif. 226 00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:01,430 L... 227 00:23:01,998 --> 00:23:03,432 I can't just... 228 00:23:05,168 --> 00:23:07,432 Open up like a lotus flower. 229 00:23:09,105 --> 00:23:12,939 I know when we were growing up, showing emotions was seen as a weakness, 230 00:23:13,042 --> 00:23:16,342 but in my experience, bottling them up gets you nowhere. 231 00:23:18,248 --> 00:23:20,842 This is like a bad dream that I can't wake up from. 232 00:23:23,253 --> 00:23:27,247 Mike and I were supposed to be setting off on a cruise around the Adriatic tomorrow. 233 00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:32,960 Why don't you come down with me to my dance class next Thursday? 234 00:23:33,062 --> 00:23:34,257 It might cheer you up. 235 00:23:35,732 --> 00:23:39,032 I've been made to feel enough of a fool already, thank you. 236 00:23:39,302 --> 00:23:41,293 [laughs] What are you talking about' 237 00:23:41,404 --> 00:23:43,099 You're a great dancer. 238 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,130 That was a lifetime ago. 239 00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:56,150 [Sandra] Where did you get this” 240 00:23:57,086 --> 00:24:00,716 I had Dad's Super-B film transferred to DVD a few years ago. 241 00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:02,383 I meant to send you a copy. 242 00:24:04,827 --> 00:24:08,821 Do you remember Mum sewing all that stiff, nasty net onto the petticoat? 243 00:24:08,932 --> 00:24:10,292 Mmm. I remember it. It was like... 244 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,900 dancing in a cheese grater. 245 00:24:12,969 --> 00:24:13,969 [laughs] 246 00:24:16,339 --> 00:24:17,670 What was his name again'? 247 00:24:18,975 --> 00:24:20,773 Gregory Powell. 248 00:24:22,111 --> 00:24:24,443 I bumped into him a few years ago in Guildford. 249 00:24:25,682 --> 00:24:27,446 Camp as Christmas. 250 00:24:27,984 --> 00:24:29,577 [Bit] No surprises there, though. 251 00:24:34,791 --> 00:24:36,156 I look so happy. 252 00:24:37,627 --> 00:24:38,651 [Bit] You were. 253 00:24:48,037 --> 00:24:48,970 [thud] 254 00:24:49,038 --> 00:24:50,972 [Sandra sobbing] 255 00:25:14,197 --> 00:25:16,188 Come on, we're gonna miss the warm up. 256 00:25:16,499 --> 00:25:18,695 I'd be happy to miss the whole bloody thing! 257 00:25:22,138 --> 00:25:23,799 [indistinct chattering] 258 00:25:25,241 --> 00:25:27,175 [Bit] Morning, everyone Sorry we're late. 259 00:25:28,711 --> 00:25:30,577 Oh, here she is Lady Never Shit. 260 00:25:31,748 --> 00:25:33,307 You didn't tell me he'd be here. 261 00:25:33,983 --> 00:25:35,883 Corrinna, this is my sister, Sandra. 262 00:25:35,985 --> 00:25:37,795 She's going to be joining us today, is that all right? 263 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:40,152 [Corrinna] Yeah, of course. Find a space, ladies. 264 00:25:40,223 --> 00:25:41,315 [laughs] 265 00:25:43,393 --> 00:25:45,760 - Hello, I'm Jackie. - Oh, nice to meet you. 266 00:25:46,562 --> 00:25:48,155 - You staying with Bif? - Yes 267 00:25:48,398 --> 00:25:50,162 - How long? - Not really sure, 268 00:25:50,233 --> 00:25:51,701 just taking one day at a time. 269 00:25:51,768 --> 00:25:53,566 Sandra's marriage has just collapsed. 270 00:25:55,705 --> 00:25:58,231 Jackie's a veteran where affairs of the heart are concerned. 271 00:25:59,342 --> 00:26:00,537 Been married five times. 272 00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:03,335 First one broke down for religious reasons. 273 00:26:04,247 --> 00:26:05,772 He thought he was God. I didn't. 274 00:26:06,749 --> 00:26:09,275 [Corrinna] Okay, everyone, time to get rid of the cobwebs. 275 00:26:09,552 --> 00:26:11,884 It's the only thing that's holding Ted together. 276 00:26:12,088 --> 00:26:13,852 Yeah, that and this bloody Lycra. 277 00:26:13,956 --> 00:26:15,082 [laughter] 278 00:26:15,191 --> 00:26:17,888 All right. Okay, everyone, form a circle. 279 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,928 And everyone hold hands with their neighbour. 280 00:26:20,863 --> 00:26:22,558 - Sandra? - [Corrinna] There we go. 281 00:26:25,868 --> 00:26:28,701 All right, I think we all know what to do. 282 00:26:28,771 --> 00:26:30,261 [muttered responses] 283 00:26:30,373 --> 00:26:33,240 ♪ You put your left leg in ♪ 284 00:26:33,309 --> 00:26:35,243 ♪ Your left leg out ♪ 285 00:26:35,645 --> 00:26:38,945 ♪ In out in out you shake it all about ♪ 286 00:26:39,315 --> 00:26:42,717 ♪ You do the Hokey Cokey And you tum around ♪ 287 00:26:43,086 --> 00:26:45,783 ♪ And that's what ifs all about ♪ 288 00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:50,792 ♪ Whoa the Hokey Cokey ♪ 289 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:54,321 ♪ Whoa the Hokey Cokey ♪ 290 00:26:55,164 --> 00:26:58,429 ♪ Whoa, the Hokey Cokey ♪ 291 00:26:59,001 --> 00:27:02,301 ♪ Knees bend all stretch Ra ra ra ♪ 292 00:27:05,141 --> 00:27:07,007 [Corrinna] Okay, everybody, find your partners. 293 00:27:07,110 --> 00:27:08,578 Charlie, where are you, Charlie” 294 00:27:08,644 --> 00:27:10,476 It's time to waltz. 295 00:27:10,947 --> 00:27:11,947 Zach! 296 00:27:12,982 --> 00:27:14,746 I'll be the guy, you be the girl. 297 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,516 ["Where do you go to my lovely" playing] 298 00:27:21,157 --> 00:27:22,420 [Bif] One, two, three. 299 00:27:23,326 --> 00:27:25,090 One. two, three, two. two... 300 00:27:26,929 --> 00:27:28,658 One. two, three, two. two... 301 00:27:29,098 --> 00:27:30,588 One. two, three, two. two... 302 00:27:30,867 --> 00:27:32,266 I can count, Bif, 303 00:27:32,335 --> 00:27:33,632 [laughs] I know. 304 00:27:34,103 --> 00:27:35,161 Again. 305 00:27:40,810 --> 00:27:42,005 What is it, Ted'? 306 00:27:42,145 --> 00:27:43,510 Just give me a minute, will you? 307 00:27:44,814 --> 00:27:46,782 - Ted? - It's all right. I've got it. 308 00:27:55,057 --> 00:27:56,991 [sighing] 309 00:27:59,228 --> 00:28:01,162 That was our wedding tune, Charlie. 310 00:28:01,497 --> 00:28:02,896 [sobs] 311 00:28:03,232 --> 00:28:05,200 Sets me... Sets me off every time. 312 00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:10,701 You're spinning me too fast. I'm getting disorientated. 313 00:28:10,806 --> 00:28:11,806 I can tell. 314 00:28:15,144 --> 00:28:17,306 Where are you going? Sandra” 315 00:28:18,681 --> 00:28:19,978 It's just some days, I... 316 00:28:20,983 --> 00:28:23,350 I wish we'd gone together. [sobbing] 317 00:28:24,353 --> 00:28:25,878 Oh, man. Oh, yeah. 318 00:28:25,988 --> 00:28:27,683 I know. I know. I know. 319 00:28:30,927 --> 00:28:33,259 Oh, I... just wanted to spend a penny. 320 00:28:34,430 --> 00:28:36,057 Spend as much as you like. 321 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,697 Bug's down there. 322 00:28:44,941 --> 00:28:46,909 Oh, man. All right, mate. 323 00:28:48,778 --> 00:28:49,870 Come on. 324 00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:53,015 All right, darling, I'll see you on Saturday. 325 00:28:53,616 --> 00:28:54,845 Okay, bye. 326 00:28:55,084 --> 00:28:56,950 - Who is that? - Nicola. 327 00:28:57,053 --> 00:28:59,886 - Huh'? - My daughter, your niece. 328 00:29:00,089 --> 00:29:02,421 - Oh, of course. - Where did I put my drink? 329 00:29:03,693 --> 00:29:06,185 She's gonna bring Luke' my grandson, up to visit me, 330 00:29:06,262 --> 00:29:08,339 - so you can finally get to meet him. - Oh, I'd love to, 331 00:29:08,364 --> 00:29:10,645 but it'll have to be another time. I've already got plans. 332 00:29:11,234 --> 00:29:13,259 - Like what? - I'm going on a date. 333 00:29:13,970 --> 00:29:15,199 Aren't you past all that'? 334 00:29:15,638 --> 00:29:18,518 Last time I checked, there wasn't an age limit for getting your leg over. 335 00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,695 Can I borrow your phone a minute” 336 00:29:24,247 --> 00:29:27,148 [muffled ringing] 337 00:29:29,785 --> 00:29:31,617 There you are. [chuckles] 338 00:29:56,412 --> 00:30:00,178 Cor, you've... a bit of a tangle here, Lil. 339 00:30:00,283 --> 00:30:01,409 [chuckles] 340 00:30:05,187 --> 00:30:06,450 What is it, love? 341 00:30:07,790 --> 00:30:09,019 Hey. 342 00:30:10,359 --> 00:30:11,520 Do you want something? 343 00:30:13,763 --> 00:30:15,492 I want to see Charlie. 344 00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:18,827 You're looking at him, love. 345 00:30:20,169 --> 00:30:21,796 I am Charlie. 346 00:30:22,838 --> 00:30:24,272 Don't touch me. 347 00:30:25,808 --> 00:30:27,173 All right, love. Um... 348 00:30:28,044 --> 00:30:31,275 Why don't we... uh, go for a walk, eh? Get a bit of air? 349 00:30:31,647 --> 00:30:32,647 Eh? 350 00:30:32,682 --> 00:30:33,877 Get off me. 351 00:30:36,852 --> 00:30:38,377 Leave me alone. 352 00:30:43,025 --> 00:30:45,551 That's a very snazzy hat Luke's wearing. 353 00:30:46,629 --> 00:30:48,188 Pamela bought it for him. 354 00:30:50,199 --> 00:30:51,667 Why is she buying him presents? 355 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:53,059 Mum. 356 00:30:54,036 --> 00:30:56,232 I wish I could change what's happened but I can't. 357 00:30:57,306 --> 00:30:58,740 I know you're hurting, but... 358 00:31:00,309 --> 00:31:02,175 I just want to have a nice clay with you. 359 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,580 Grandma, can you push me” 360 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:09,415 I can. Yes. 361 00:31:13,522 --> 00:31:16,082 Why aren't you living with grandpa any more? 362 00:31:19,495 --> 00:31:20,495 Um... 363 00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:22,659 Remember when 364 00:31:22,865 --> 00:31:25,664 Oscar broke your new Transformer and you said you never wanted 365 00:31:25,735 --> 00:31:28,727 - to speak to him again'? - Yeah. 366 00:31:29,405 --> 00:31:31,645 Well, that's sort of what's happened with me and grandpa. 367 00:31:31,674 --> 00:31:35,406 So, you'll come back if he buys you a new Transformer? 368 00:31:38,547 --> 00:31:39,708 Maybe. 369 00:31:46,055 --> 00:31:48,099 [man] You're not going to leave me out here in the... 370 00:31:48,124 --> 00:31:50,058 [laughing] 371 00:31:51,727 --> 00:31:53,718 Gerald, Gerald, Gerald. Come in here. 372 00:31:54,196 --> 00:31:55,721 No, no, let's go in here. 373 00:31:56,232 --> 00:31:58,633 [Bif and Gerald giggling] 374 00:32:02,605 --> 00:32:04,685 [Bif] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one sec. One sec. 375 00:32:05,641 --> 00:32:07,632 [I want to wake up with you playing] 376 00:32:08,477 --> 00:32:10,536 [kissing] 377 00:32:14,784 --> 00:32:16,218 [giggling] 378 00:32:28,931 --> 00:32:30,057 What are you doing'? 379 00:32:31,066 --> 00:32:32,397 Warming you up. 380 00:32:35,404 --> 00:32:37,065 Don't worry about that. 381 00:32:37,807 --> 00:32:39,969 I'm armed and dangerous. [chuckles] 382 00:32:40,309 --> 00:32:42,903 Thirty minutes and I'll be good to go. 383 00:32:45,681 --> 00:32:47,240 [softly] I'll get you there at ten. 384 00:32:47,316 --> 00:32:49,080 [laughs] Yeah. 385 00:32:49,285 --> 00:32:50,912 [muffled music playing] 386 00:32:50,986 --> 00:32:52,181 [Sighs] 387 00:33:01,297 --> 00:33:02,662 [laughter] 388 00:33:02,965 --> 00:33:04,490 [Gerald] Oh. 389 00:33:06,035 --> 00:33:07,366 [Sighs] 390 00:33:12,475 --> 00:33:14,204 - Ahh. - [both laughing] 391 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:26,317 Gerald? 392 00:33:28,157 --> 00:33:29,318 [exclaims] Gerald” 393 00:33:30,326 --> 00:33:31,452 Gerald! 394 00:33:34,797 --> 00:33:36,629 - You all right? - I'm fine. 395 00:33:37,233 --> 00:33:38,962 But I don't think Gerald is. 396 00:33:44,540 --> 00:33:46,201 He was a lovely fella. 397 00:33:46,876 --> 00:33:48,867 Funny, kind... 398 00:33:49,512 --> 00:33:51,002 - Hung like a... - Please. 399 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,481 - Too much information. - [laughs] 400 00:33:54,016 --> 00:33:56,576 I can't believe you're laughing about him, poor man 401 00:33:57,253 --> 00:34:00,018 Gerald clocked-off with a smile on his face, Sandra. 402 00:34:00,089 --> 00:34:01,989 That's all any of us can hope for. 403 00:34:03,392 --> 00:34:05,486 Aren't you [stutters] scared of dying? 404 00:34:06,862 --> 00:34:08,421 What's there to be frightened of'? 405 00:34:09,698 --> 00:34:10,722 Well, the fact that.“ 406 00:34:11,901 --> 00:34:12,925 that that's it. 407 00:34:14,069 --> 00:34:15,503 As Mark Twain said, 408 00:34:16,038 --> 00:34:19,372 I was dead for billions of years before I was born and had not suffered 409 00:34:19,441 --> 00:34:21,500 the slightest inconvenience from it. 410 00:34:23,846 --> 00:34:25,439 Slow, slow, 411 00:34:25,581 --> 00:34:27,549 quick, quick, slow, 412 00:34:27,616 --> 00:34:29,277 side together. 413 00:34:29,885 --> 00:34:31,546 Slow, slow, 414 00:34:31,787 --> 00:34:33,414 quick, quick, slow, 415 00:34:33,856 --> 00:34:35,585 side together. 416 00:34:35,925 --> 00:34:39,793 Okay, has everyone got that? Yeah? AH right, find a partner. 417 00:34:40,529 --> 00:34:42,258 Oh, um, Charlie. 418 00:34:42,765 --> 00:34:45,735 Can you... you know it. Only... Can you be with Sandra, please' 419 00:34:47,736 --> 00:34:48,931 Yep, thank you. 420 00:34:49,038 --> 00:34:50,472 Zach, music, 421 00:34:51,574 --> 00:34:53,565 [Taking a chance on love playing] 422 00:34:55,244 --> 00:34:58,305 [Corrinna] Five, six, seven, eight. 423 00:34:59,815 --> 00:35:01,647 Okay, turn, turn. 424 00:35:03,619 --> 00:35:05,109 Slow, side, together. 425 00:35:07,823 --> 00:35:08,823 Yep- 426 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:10,653 Uh, look, 427 00:35:11,894 --> 00:35:13,726 I know this goes against every instinct, 428 00:35:13,796 --> 00:35:16,595 but, er, it might help if you... 429 00:35:17,066 --> 00:35:18,227 let me lead? 430 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:19,577 - Yes, I would. - All right. Yeah? 431 00:35:19,602 --> 00:35:21,092 - Yes. - Yeah? 432 00:35:22,805 --> 00:35:23,829 [Corrinna] Hands higher. 433 00:36:16,859 --> 00:36:18,793 There, we made ii, 434 00:36:20,462 --> 00:36:21,462 Yes. 435 00:36:21,497 --> 00:36:23,207 [Corrinna clapping] Great, lovely, everyone. 436 00:36:23,232 --> 00:36:25,064 Can you make your way up here, class” 437 00:36:26,068 --> 00:36:28,366 Before we go onto the next dance, 438 00:36:28,470 --> 00:36:31,371 Jackie has come up with a rather fun idea 439 00:36:31,473 --> 00:36:34,135 of how we can challenge ourselves this winter. 440 00:36:34,576 --> 00:36:37,045 I'm not tobogganing down Parliament Hill again. 441 00:36:37,146 --> 00:36:39,046 [Charlie] You're just a sore loser. 442 00:36:39,915 --> 00:36:42,009 Throughout the winter, every seven minutes, 443 00:36:42,084 --> 00:36:45,213 an elderly person dies from cold. 444 00:36:45,821 --> 00:36:47,915 Now Age UK are trying to change that 445 00:36:48,023 --> 00:36:52,392 by raising funds for their new campaign called, "Spread the Warmth." 446 00:36:53,162 --> 00:36:56,928 I think we're probably passed our ice bucket challenge days, 447 00:36:57,032 --> 00:36:59,763 but one thing we all can do is shake a leg or two. 448 00:36:59,868 --> 00:37:03,736 So how about we put on a dance performance in public, 449 00:37:03,839 --> 00:37:05,170 and pass the hat around? 450 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,503 Oh, yes. 451 00:37:07,076 --> 00:37:08,601 What dance were you thinking? 452 00:37:08,777 --> 00:37:11,178 Well, how about a bit of everything? 453 00:37:11,246 --> 00:37:12,839 Yeah, like a mash-up. 454 00:37:13,182 --> 00:37:14,581 So who's gonna join us” 455 00:37:15,117 --> 00:37:16,175 [Bif] I am. 456 00:37:16,285 --> 00:37:18,117 - Oh, come on, it's Christmas. - Come on! 457 00:37:18,454 --> 00:37:19,615 Yes. 458 00:37:22,124 --> 00:37:23,216 [Bif] Come on. 459 00:37:25,894 --> 00:37:29,057 Sandra, have you actually ever seen a central healing bill? 460 00:37:29,898 --> 00:37:31,297 Don't be so patronising. 461 00:37:32,034 --> 00:37:34,128 I would happily make a generous donation. 462 00:37:34,903 --> 00:37:37,065 I do not want to embarrass myself in public 463 00:37:37,706 --> 00:37:41,074 Surely one of the perks of being old is it doesn't matter anymore 464 00:37:41,143 --> 00:37:42,372 Well, it does to me, 465 00:37:43,746 --> 00:37:47,114 You know, it's one thing being scared of dying, Sandra, 466 00:37:47,549 --> 00:37:50,143 it's a whole different matter being scared of living. 467 00:37:51,754 --> 00:37:53,313 That's it. Nearly there. 468 00:37:54,723 --> 00:37:57,215 All right. Oh, there we go, love. 469 00:37:57,993 --> 00:37:59,119 What're you doing? 470 00:38:00,929 --> 00:38:03,626 Having tea with you. Same as every Thursday. 471 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,492 Here you are. 472 00:38:10,272 --> 00:38:12,263 It's your favourite, love. It's chicken. 473 00:38:14,476 --> 00:38:15,966 Well, it was chicken, 474 00:38:17,146 --> 00:38:18,978 Oh, it's all right, Lilly, 475 00:38:19,081 --> 00:38:21,106 it's okay, love. Calm down, love. 476 00:38:21,183 --> 00:38:23,944 It's all right, it's all right, it's all right, Lilly. It's all right. 477 00:38:24,186 --> 00:38:26,416 - It's all right. It's your husband. - Lilly. 478 00:38:26,488 --> 00:38:27,512 It's Charlie. 479 00:38:27,623 --> 00:38:28,784 [screams] Liar! 480 00:38:28,857 --> 00:38:30,689 [Lilly sobbing] 481 00:38:30,793 --> 00:38:33,262 [nurse] It's all right. It's all right, Lilly. 482 00:38:35,697 --> 00:38:37,825 [crying] 483 00:38:55,717 --> 00:38:56,809 Hiya! 484 00:38:57,686 --> 00:38:58,778 Hello. 485 00:39:01,824 --> 00:39:03,883 I take it you've not seen daylight today? 486 00:39:04,693 --> 00:39:07,526 I've just been checking up on some important emails. 487 00:39:07,963 --> 00:39:10,022 Virtual curtain twitching, you mean. 488 00:39:10,399 --> 00:39:13,369 Just because you choose not to do social media... 489 00:39:14,469 --> 00:39:16,836 How do you expect to take control of your life 490 00:39:16,905 --> 00:39:19,135 when you're so obsessed with everyone else's? 491 00:39:20,209 --> 00:39:23,179 Why don't you take the bike out'? Go for a ride? 492 00:39:23,545 --> 00:39:25,013 Get some fresh air. 493 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,048 I can think of easier ways to kill myself. 494 00:39:28,517 --> 00:39:29,678 Clearly. 495 00:39:32,421 --> 00:39:33,582 [Sighs] 496 00:39:34,056 --> 00:39:35,546 [Le freak paying] 497 00:40:03,285 --> 00:40:04,411 [muttering] 498 00:40:05,721 --> 00:40:07,120 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 499 00:40:07,222 --> 00:40:09,350 [Ran kan Kan playing] 500 00:40:14,763 --> 00:40:17,858 Okay, stop, stop' stop! This really is a mash-up. 501 00:40:17,933 --> 00:40:20,459 All right, wok, don't get disheartened. 502 00:40:20,569 --> 00:40:21,968 We will get there. 503 00:40:22,070 --> 00:40:23,799 Yeah, if I don't have a coronary first. 504 00:40:23,906 --> 00:40:28,241 But you must practise these steps at home. It's the only way we're gonna remember. 505 00:40:28,310 --> 00:40:30,404 I can't even remember my own name. 506 00:40:30,479 --> 00:40:32,277 Okay, are we ready to go again” 507 00:40:32,381 --> 00:40:33,644 - Yes. - [all] Yeah. 508 00:40:33,749 --> 00:40:35,308 Okay. Zach, music. 509 00:40:42,891 --> 00:40:45,326 What the hell have you done' 510 00:40:45,427 --> 00:40:46,451 Tidied up. 511 00:40:47,596 --> 00:40:50,224 Well, how am I supposed to find anything now'? 512 00:40:50,299 --> 00:40:51,391 Just trying to help. 513 00:40:52,067 --> 00:40:54,229 All this food is way past its sell-by date. 514 00:40:54,403 --> 00:40:58,431 Please don't tell me you subscribe to the "Best Before" conspiracy? 515 00:40:58,507 --> 00:41:00,987 You won't be saying that when you're struck down with botulism. 516 00:41:01,343 --> 00:41:03,107 "Best before 19..." 517 00:41:03,178 --> 00:41:04,509 Oh, blimey. 518 00:41:13,088 --> 00:41:14,783 [Ran kan Kan playing] 519 00:41:25,033 --> 00:41:29,368 It's left foot back, feet together, right foot forward, feet together. 520 00:41:30,005 --> 00:41:31,200 Mi'-. 521 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,707 You're losing your balance because you're setting off on the wrong foot 522 00:41:34,810 --> 00:41:37,108 Easy for you to say from the comfort of the sofa. 523 00:41:37,713 --> 00:41:39,841 - Just trying to help. - Well, don't! 524 00:41:49,224 --> 00:41:50,623 Hi, Charlie. 525 00:41:50,692 --> 00:41:51,853 She's in the day room. 526 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,554 - Oh, I've come to see you, actually. - Oh. 527 00:41:57,065 --> 00:42:00,626 Charlie' most of the time' shes in a comfortable routine. 528 00:42:03,205 --> 00:42:05,503 Well, then that's the way I want her to be all the time. 529 00:42:08,577 --> 00:42:10,875 Uh, I've been thinking, um... 530 00:42:12,147 --> 00:42:14,411 Maybe it's better for Lilly if I, er... 531 00:42:15,650 --> 00:42:17,084 don't come any more. 532 00:42:22,257 --> 00:42:23,520 Is that a bad idea'? 533 00:42:23,658 --> 00:42:24,989 [Sighs] 534 00:42:25,394 --> 00:42:27,556 There's no right or wrong in these situations. 535 00:42:28,663 --> 00:42:33,260 Look, you sold your house to care for her, Charlie. 536 00:42:34,336 --> 00:42:36,202 No one could have done anything more. 537 00:43:01,530 --> 00:43:02,691 Hello' love, 538 00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:17,106 Huh. [laughs] 539 00:43:37,232 --> 00:43:38,461 Take care, love, 540 00:43:51,513 --> 00:43:52,776 [cycle bell rings] 541 00:44:01,490 --> 00:44:02,514 Charlie? 542 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,960 Charlie? 543 00:44:06,862 --> 00:44:09,331 L was just passing and I thought maybe... 544 00:44:09,865 --> 00:44:12,960 Oh, wish you'd get this bloody door sorted. 545 00:44:14,002 --> 00:44:15,026 [chuckles] 546 00:44:15,337 --> 00:44:16,532 [Sighs] 547 00:44:17,506 --> 00:44:18,598 What's up' 548 00:44:19,641 --> 00:44:20,836 [sniffles] 549 00:44:22,444 --> 00:44:24,879 Er, it was time to say goodbye. 550 00:44:26,781 --> 00:44:28,306 I'm so sorry, Charlie. 551 00:44:30,051 --> 00:44:31,109 Thanks, uh.“ 552 00:44:31,353 --> 00:44:32,821 [sniffles] Me too. 553 00:44:35,023 --> 00:44:36,286 You know, I”, 554 00:44:38,860 --> 00:44:40,828 I spent my whole life 555 00:44:41,997 --> 00:44:43,863 fixing things, Bif, you know? 556 00:44:45,867 --> 00:44:46,891 Uh... 557 00:44:47,369 --> 00:44:48,564 Pretty good at it. 558 00:44:53,708 --> 00:44:54,732 But there's nothing... 559 00:44:56,745 --> 00:45:00,010 abs... absolutely nothing, 560 00:45:00,081 --> 00:45:01,480 nothing I could... 561 00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:04,518 [sobbing] I can do to fix... fix her. 562 00:45:08,657 --> 00:45:09,988 I'm sorry. 563 00:45:13,662 --> 00:45:16,688 [woman] How dare you do this to me? I hate you so much! 564 00:45:16,765 --> 00:45:18,096 [whirring] 565 00:45:25,740 --> 00:45:27,731 [Salsa music playing on speakers] 566 00:45:33,915 --> 00:45:35,679 [humming] 567 00:45:48,296 --> 00:45:49,855 [muffled music playing] 568 00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:05,240 [chuckles] 569 00:46:06,081 --> 00:46:07,139 Aah! 570 00:46:10,085 --> 00:46:12,144 [Sandra humming] 571 00:46:14,923 --> 00:46:16,789 Oh, didn't hear you come in. 572 00:46:16,891 --> 00:46:19,292 Just walked in the door. I got us a curry. 573 00:46:21,496 --> 00:46:23,089 You seem more upbeat today. 574 00:46:23,999 --> 00:46:27,060 Oh, I just got this annoying tune going round in my head. 575 00:46:29,738 --> 00:46:30,830 [Sighs] 576 00:46:37,946 --> 00:46:39,971 [humming] 577 00:46:48,256 --> 00:46:49,690 Hmm, this one's for you. 578 00:46:50,959 --> 00:46:51,959 Hmm. 579 00:46:52,694 --> 00:46:53,694 Oh. 580 00:46:55,263 --> 00:46:56,526 More bills. 581 00:47:00,969 --> 00:47:02,198 What's the matter? 582 00:47:06,107 --> 00:47:07,438 Divorce petition. 583 00:47:08,476 --> 00:47:10,035 Well, weren't you expecting that? 584 00:47:13,615 --> 00:47:15,276 What did you think was gonna happen'? 585 00:47:17,952 --> 00:47:19,792 Well, I thought he would come to his senses and 586 00:47:21,690 --> 00:47:24,022 phone me up and beg me to come home and 587 00:47:24,893 --> 00:47:26,361 so I could get on with my life. 588 00:47:26,728 --> 00:47:28,560 Oh, surely you wouldn't have gone” 589 00:47:29,364 --> 00:47:31,492 I know you think I'm mad, Bif, but I've... 590 00:47:32,067 --> 00:47:34,377 I've loved Mike for most of my life and whatever he's done, 591 00:47:34,402 --> 00:47:36,029 those feelings don't just... 592 00:47:38,306 --> 00:47:39,306 Go away. 593 00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:40,869 [sighs] Nor this. 594 00:47:42,243 --> 00:47:44,041 You need to get an expert opinion. 595 00:47:46,514 --> 00:47:47,982 What about him selling the house' 596 00:47:48,650 --> 00:47:50,516 Well, if the bastard wants to sell it, let him. 597 00:47:50,685 --> 00:47:53,382 Then Sandra could buy something smaller with her share. 598 00:47:53,488 --> 00:47:55,980 And live comfortably off the remaining equity. 599 00:47:57,258 --> 00:47:59,886 The good news is, you get first dibs of the contents. 600 00:48:00,695 --> 00:48:03,187 All he's requested is the Elizabethan dining table, 601 00:48:03,264 --> 00:48:06,564 six cut glass tumblers, and his tennis trophies. 602 00:48:07,068 --> 00:48:10,003 35 years of marriage, and that's all he values'? 603 00:48:11,439 --> 00:48:13,703 I'm sorry, Sandra, that was shockingly clumsy of me. 604 00:48:13,775 --> 00:48:15,766 But I can still keep my title'? 605 00:48:17,011 --> 00:48:18,775 I'm afraid it's not your title, Sandra. 606 00:48:19,381 --> 00:48:22,510 When the marriage is dissolved, it will be transferred to his chosen consort. 607 00:48:26,454 --> 00:48:29,913 Surely becoming a free woman is better than being a kept lady. 608 00:48:39,968 --> 00:48:42,938 Good God, this place is obscene. 609 00:48:44,072 --> 00:48:46,131 - Did you have staff? - You're looking at her. 610 00:48:46,307 --> 00:48:47,307 Oh. 611 00:48:47,475 --> 00:48:50,376 When we bought this house, I thought we'd be here forever. 612 00:48:53,648 --> 00:48:54,648 Janet. 613 00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:56,744 What are you doing here'? 614 00:48:56,818 --> 00:48:59,412 Sandra, what a surprise! 615 00:48:59,487 --> 00:49:02,923 No, I was just collecting some spare balls from your court. 616 00:49:02,991 --> 00:49:06,325 I thought you wouldn't mind, for the annual tennis tournament, 617 00:49:06,428 --> 00:49:07,428 this afternoon. 618 00:49:07,896 --> 00:49:09,660 Janet, this is my sister, Elizabeth. 619 00:49:09,764 --> 00:49:10,925 Bif, hi, 620 00:49:11,766 --> 00:49:13,234 How long are you back for? 621 00:49:13,401 --> 00:49:15,335 Just the day, I'm collecting some personal things 622 00:49:15,437 --> 00:49:17,303 from the house before it's shown to buyers. 623 00:49:17,405 --> 00:49:21,569 I know. We saw it had gone on the market Such a shame. 624 00:49:22,143 --> 00:49:24,737 After all that work you'd done with the patio. 625 00:49:24,946 --> 00:49:26,914 But still, you know, life goes on. 626 00:49:28,483 --> 00:49:32,317 Maybe I'll find a minute to pop over and say hello to the gang, before we leave. 627 00:49:33,021 --> 00:49:34,511 Oh, that would be a bit awkward. 628 00:49:35,657 --> 00:49:36,920 Mike is coming. 629 00:49:37,992 --> 00:49:38,992 And Pamela. 630 00:49:39,527 --> 00:49:43,157 Sadly, as much as one loves playing with balls, one's rather pressed for time. 631 00:49:47,669 --> 00:49:52,106 No wonder you stuck it out for so long. You must have barely seen one another. 632 00:49:53,374 --> 00:49:55,468 And what's with all this silverware'? 633 00:49:57,846 --> 00:49:59,610 It's like a moody shrine. 634 00:50:00,648 --> 00:50:03,515 I used to spend hours polishing those. 635 00:50:05,153 --> 00:50:07,781 And I Think... 636 00:50:09,824 --> 00:50:12,623 Yes, from that tournament on, he was sleeping with her. 637 00:50:14,662 --> 00:50:16,960 Well, he doesn't deserve any prizes for that. 638 00:50:18,299 --> 00:50:20,063 [{machine whirring] [exclaiming] 639 00:50:22,370 --> 00:50:23,633 [laughs] 640 00:50:23,705 --> 00:50:25,730 - Come on, your turn! - No, I can't! 641 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,205 Just do it. 642 00:50:28,309 --> 00:50:30,243 Go on, Sandra. Give it to him. 643 00:50:32,981 --> 00:50:35,416 {shrieking} [exclaiming] 644 00:50:36,417 --> 00:50:37,885 How does that make you feel? 645 00:50:38,753 --> 00:50:41,231 Well, I was gonna... I was gonna say better than sex, but it's been so long, 646 00:50:41,256 --> 00:50:42,553 I've forgotten what it's like. 647 00:50:42,657 --> 00:50:43,818 [laughs] 648 00:50:44,859 --> 00:50:46,190 Was Mike a good lover? 649 00:50:46,995 --> 00:50:48,690 I... I think so. 650 00:50:49,831 --> 00:50:52,163 Please tell me there was life before Mike'? 651 00:50:55,737 --> 00:50:58,729 No wonder you put all that crap on a pedestal. 652 00:51:00,108 --> 00:51:01,598 [laughs] 653 00:51:01,843 --> 00:51:03,538 - Hello. - Hi. 654 00:51:04,045 --> 00:51:05,240 What are they doing here'? 655 00:51:05,346 --> 00:51:06,939 Well, you needed a man with a van. 656 00:51:07,048 --> 00:51:08,675 I got you two for the price of one. 657 00:51:15,290 --> 00:51:17,418 Charlie, I think I owe you an apology. 658 00:51:18,893 --> 00:51:20,088 I must have come across 659 00:51:20,929 --> 00:51:22,454 quite rude when we first met. 660 00:51:22,764 --> 00:51:24,596 Ah, it's already forgotten. 661 00:51:26,267 --> 00:51:28,929 Anyway, I know how disorientating it can be 662 00:51:29,037 --> 00:51:30,766 when you find yourself on your own. 663 00:51:32,206 --> 00:51:33,469 Does it get any easier? 664 00:51:35,109 --> 00:51:36,109 I hope so. 665 00:51:36,444 --> 00:51:39,744 Oi! Are Ted and I the only ones working around here? 666 00:51:39,814 --> 00:51:40,940 Oh, sorry. 667 00:51:41,082 --> 00:51:43,949 I'll need to report you for an unscheduled rest break, Charlie. 668 00:51:44,052 --> 00:51:46,077 - You grass! - Bugger! 669 00:51:46,154 --> 00:51:47,622 - Oh, er, hang on. - Okay. 670 00:51:47,789 --> 00:51:49,723 [Bif panting] 671 00:51:49,891 --> 00:51:52,223 Perhaps we should take a bit of a tea break, eh? 672 00:51:52,293 --> 00:51:53,920 - Yeah. - Obviously with 673 00:51:53,995 --> 00:51:56,259 - Comrade Ted's permission here. - Da. 674 00:51:56,331 --> 00:51:57,651 Any chance of something stronger? 675 00:51:57,765 --> 00:51:58,789 [laughter] 676 00:52:00,902 --> 00:52:02,165 Ow! Ooh. 677 00:52:02,270 --> 00:52:03,431 Are you all right? 678 00:52:03,738 --> 00:52:06,901 - I don't fancy being Fred without Ginger. - What? 679 00:52:07,442 --> 00:52:09,501 At the mash-up if you can't flippin' dance. 680 00:52:09,611 --> 00:52:11,251 The last thing I want to miss is the fun. 681 00:52:11,813 --> 00:52:14,407 - Worst case, maybe someone else... - Not happening. 682 00:52:15,149 --> 00:52:16,344 - No. - Why? 683 00:52:16,451 --> 00:52:18,283 [Ted] She won't have time to learn it, anyway. 684 00:52:18,353 --> 00:52:20,964 - [Bif] She knows it better than I do. - What difference does that make? 685 00:52:20,989 --> 00:52:22,184 [lively chatter] 686 00:52:22,290 --> 00:52:23,985 No, it's all right. My treat. 687 00:52:24,158 --> 00:52:25,421 Thank you. 688 00:52:25,493 --> 00:52:26,858 It's my round. 689 00:52:27,862 --> 00:52:29,489 - What do you fancy? - Yes, ladies. 690 00:52:29,597 --> 00:52:31,463 - Erm, a half of lager, please. - Half a lager. 691 00:52:31,532 --> 00:52:33,432 - Okay, I'll have a gin and tonic. - G and T. 692 00:52:33,501 --> 00:52:34,593 Sandra'? 693 00:52:36,604 --> 00:52:37,696 What are you doing here'? 694 00:52:38,606 --> 00:52:41,337 Just picking up a few souvenirs from our life together. 695 00:52:42,810 --> 00:52:45,006 Come on, Mikey, let's go. 696 00:52:45,113 --> 00:52:47,810 That's right, run along, pretend that nothing's happened. 697 00:52:47,882 --> 00:52:49,816 Let's not cause another scene, Sandra. 698 00:52:49,884 --> 00:52:52,285 Heaven forbid. Perfectly all right to destroy a marriage, 699 00:52:52,353 --> 00:52:54,117 not okay to talk about it. 700 00:52:54,188 --> 00:52:55,485 Home wrecker. 701 00:52:56,224 --> 00:52:57,988 Home maker, more like, 702 00:52:58,059 --> 00:52:59,993 You may look as if you're in some 703 00:53:00,061 --> 00:53:05,465 washing powder commercial, but underneath, you'll always be a grubby little bitch. 704 00:53:05,533 --> 00:53:06,876 - [crowd gasping] - Come on, Pamela, let's go. 705 00:53:06,901 --> 00:53:08,164 Come on, leave it. 706 00:53:08,236 --> 00:53:09,635 [all exclaiming] 707 00:53:09,704 --> 00:53:11,536 [Charlie] Whoa! Well, that's her told! 708 00:53:11,639 --> 00:53:13,073 This one's on the house. 709 00:53:13,241 --> 00:53:14,970 {applause} [Bit] Well done! 710 00:53:15,910 --> 00:53:17,071 Touché. 711 00:53:31,025 --> 00:53:32,322 [whirring] 712 00:53:41,602 --> 00:53:43,070 [horn honking] 713 00:53:43,771 --> 00:53:46,172 - Here she is! - Sony I'm late. I couldn't find my keys. 714 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,038 - Come on, Bif, - [Charlie] Come on, you lot. 715 00:53:48,109 --> 00:53:50,319 - Are you sure you're up to this? - [Charlie] Shake a leg! Crack on! 716 00:53:50,344 --> 00:53:53,439 - I better be. [groans] - [Ted] Yes. Move along, get inside. 717 00:53:53,548 --> 00:53:54,777 [lively chatter] 718 00:53:55,683 --> 00:53:57,082 Go! Let's go! 719 00:53:57,552 --> 00:54:00,180 - You look nervous, Ted. - I'm not nervous. 720 00:54:00,555 --> 00:54:03,616 - I'm bloody terrified. - You'll be fine. 721 00:54:03,725 --> 00:54:04,920 I hope. 722 00:54:05,026 --> 00:54:06,391 [banging] 723 00:54:06,728 --> 00:54:07,923 Charlie, hang on. 724 00:54:09,130 --> 00:54:11,599 - Room for a small one? - [all] Yay! 725 00:54:13,568 --> 00:54:15,058 So, you changed your mind, lass. 726 00:54:15,269 --> 00:54:17,931 [sighs] About a lot of things, actually, Ted. 727 00:54:27,248 --> 00:54:29,478 [all] J' One two three o'clock four o'clock rock! ♪ 728 01:01:22,396 --> 01:01:23,989 I think she regretted it, though. 729 01:01:24,632 --> 01:01:27,397 We used to drive her mad squabbling over the glitter' didn't we? 730 01:01:29,069 --> 01:01:33,302 My favourite Christmas treat was being taken up to London to see the lights. 731 01:01:34,175 --> 01:01:36,974 Apart from that time when we went to see Santa at Selfridges, 732 01:01:37,044 --> 01:01:39,706 and you peed yourself when you sat on his knee. 733 01:01:40,681 --> 01:01:43,309 I don't know who was more upset, me or him. 734 01:01:44,685 --> 01:01:45,685 Him probably. 735 01:01:47,721 --> 01:01:48,882 Shall we go tomorrow” 736 01:01:49,557 --> 01:01:51,355 Huh'? What? To see the lights? 737 01:01:51,659 --> 01:01:52,659 Why not'? 738 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,252 Okay!- 739 01:01:54,361 --> 01:01:57,161 We could do a bit of shopping, 'cause I need to get something for Luke. 740 01:01:57,198 --> 01:02:00,190 Hmm. All right, well, you do that first and then I'll meet you later. 741 01:02:00,267 --> 01:02:01,977 - Wait, I'm gonna help you down. - Help you down? 742 01:02:02,002 --> 01:02:03,762 - Or I'll go down. - No, no, no, no. Come on. 743 01:02:13,714 --> 01:02:14,875 Hello' Sandra. 744 01:02:15,616 --> 01:02:16,845 Oh, Charlie. 745 01:02:19,186 --> 01:02:21,382 [Sandra] Well, Bif didn't say you were coming. 746 01:02:21,455 --> 01:02:24,390 No, no, she didn't say you were coming either, is she here? 747 01:02:25,859 --> 01:02:27,148 All right, um... 748 01:02:28,229 --> 01:02:29,355 I'll, I'll just call her. 749 01:02:29,463 --> 01:02:31,056 All right, yeah, yeah. 750 01:02:33,467 --> 01:02:35,060 [mobile phone ringing] 751 01:02:36,070 --> 01:02:38,562 - [beep] - Sandra, hi. 752 01:02:40,274 --> 01:02:42,800 [laughs] Oh, I'm so sorry. 753 01:02:43,377 --> 01:02:46,938 I ran into an old flame this afternoon, I completely lost track of time. 754 01:02:47,481 --> 01:02:49,142 - [whispers] Sorry, we're ready. - What? 755 01:02:49,416 --> 01:02:50,713 [beeping] 756 01:02:51,118 --> 01:02:52,984 Didn't I mention he was joining us? 757 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,212 [beeping] 758 01:02:54,288 --> 01:02:56,484 Yeah. Listen, I've got to go. 759 01:02:56,590 --> 01:02:57,887 I'll see you back at home. 760 01:02:58,058 --> 01:02:59,389 Okay, bye. 761 01:03:02,396 --> 01:03:03,795 [man] Standard! Standard! 762 01:03:04,732 --> 01:03:06,291 She's not coming, is she'? 763 01:03:07,067 --> 01:03:08,067 Nope. 764 01:03:11,605 --> 01:03:15,838 Well, it'd be a shame not to see the lights... now we're here. 765 01:03:16,176 --> 01:03:17,337 Hmm? 766 01:03:19,647 --> 01:03:21,775 - Right. - Shall we? Yeah. 767 01:03:22,583 --> 01:03:24,574 [chatting indistinctly] 768 01:03:48,008 --> 01:03:50,204 I don't know. What was wrong with a Satsuma 769 01:03:50,311 --> 01:03:52,370 and a couple of walnuts in a stocking? 770 01:03:52,479 --> 01:03:54,675 I wanted to make up for not being there. 771 01:03:55,215 --> 01:03:57,115 - Here, let me take that - Oh, thank you. 772 01:03:57,184 --> 01:03:58,845 Makes it a bit easier for you, yeah. 773 01:04:00,287 --> 01:04:03,552 Actually, this will be the first year I won't see my grandson 774 01:04:03,657 --> 01:04:05,056 open his stocking. 775 01:04:07,127 --> 01:04:10,028 Christmas without any children is going to feel very strange. 776 01:04:11,131 --> 01:04:14,157 Yeah. We tried for kids, but.“ 777 01:04:15,469 --> 01:04:16,732 it just didn't happen. 778 01:04:17,338 --> 01:04:18,396 Oh, I'm sorry. 779 01:04:19,039 --> 01:04:23,704 Oh, it's okay. No. In some ways, it... it brought us closer together. 780 01:04:25,312 --> 01:04:29,306 Anyway, Lilly always said I was enough trouble to look after, you know? 781 01:04:29,383 --> 01:04:30,851 [laughs] 782 01:04:35,756 --> 01:04:37,815 [indistinct chatter] 783 01:04:59,780 --> 01:05:00,679 Yeah. 784 01:05:00,781 --> 01:05:03,011 Tonight's been a trip down memory lane. 785 01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:07,714 I once stood on this corner with 300 girls queuing around the block. 786 01:05:08,122 --> 01:05:09,749 Yeah? For what? 787 01:05:10,290 --> 01:05:13,351 Waiting to audition for Chorus Line. 788 01:05:15,295 --> 01:05:16,956 You're a dark horse, aren't you'? 789 01:05:18,031 --> 01:05:20,125 I had a feeling you had a bit of form! 790 01:05:20,234 --> 01:05:21,599 [both laugh] 791 01:05:21,702 --> 01:05:22,931 Did you make the cut? 792 01:05:23,070 --> 01:05:26,096 Well, sort of. Erm, I got through the second round 793 01:05:26,206 --> 01:05:28,732 but then I discovered I was pregnant. 794 01:05:28,942 --> 01:05:31,604 So, I embraced a different role. 795 01:05:32,146 --> 01:05:33,238 Motherhood. 796 01:05:33,881 --> 01:05:35,576 Ever fancy giving it another go'? 797 01:05:36,784 --> 01:05:39,754 Mike had a rather traditional view of family life, 798 01:05:39,820 --> 01:05:42,790 and being a West-End Wendy didn't really fit into that. 799 01:05:43,457 --> 01:05:45,084 [truck beeping] 800 01:05:46,827 --> 01:05:48,261 That's your van, isn't it? 801 01:05:48,662 --> 01:05:50,460 Oh, no. No. 802 01:05:50,998 --> 01:05:53,558 Hey, excuse me, mate, I say, excuse me! 803 01:05:54,268 --> 01:05:57,795 You've gotta be kidding me. I mean, I've paid till 11 o'clock. 804 01:05:57,905 --> 01:06:00,431 Not to park on a motorbike bay, you didn't. 805 01:06:00,507 --> 01:06:02,942 Yeah, but its gotta be a matter of inches, isn't it? 806 01:06:03,010 --> 01:06:04,978 Come on, where's your Christmas spirit” 807 01:06:05,078 --> 01:06:07,638 I drive a tow truck, mate, not Santa's sleigh. 808 01:06:07,748 --> 01:06:10,149 How much is the fine, anyway? 809 01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:13,584 £280 for moving it, plus the parking ticket of 65 quid. 810 01:06:13,654 --> 01:06:16,316 Then, 40 quid a day storage after that. 811 01:06:16,423 --> 01:06:20,690 Surely, in a situation like this, where someone has made a genuine mistake... 812 01:06:20,794 --> 01:06:22,956 You are breaking my heart, lady. 813 01:06:23,030 --> 01:06:25,431 Ah, well, as a matter of fact, I happen to be .. Ooh! 814 01:06:25,499 --> 01:06:27,365 [{engine starting] {Driver} Oi! 815 01:06:27,968 --> 01:06:29,436 What the hell are you doing? 816 01:06:30,537 --> 01:06:31,800 You coming'? 817 01:06:33,307 --> 01:06:34,307 Oi. 818 01:06:35,676 --> 01:06:37,644 Oi! You can't do that! 819 01:06:38,712 --> 01:06:39,770 Grinch! 820 01:06:40,347 --> 01:06:41,347 Maniacs! 821 01:06:43,016 --> 01:06:44,177 [tyres screeching] 822 01:06:47,688 --> 01:06:49,520 [both laughing] 823 01:06:55,562 --> 01:06:59,897 [laughs] Okay. Keep your eye out for the wanted posters. 824 01:07:10,978 --> 01:07:14,539 Thank you for the door-to-door service. 825 01:07:14,848 --> 01:07:16,680 [speaks French] 826 01:07:27,094 --> 01:07:29,222 - Goodnight, Charlie. - Yeah, goodnight. 827 01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:44,776 How long had you been planning that little stunt? 828 01:07:45,045 --> 01:07:46,274 At our stage of life, 829 01:07:46,380 --> 01:07:49,350 why waste time waiting for things to take their natural course? 830 01:07:50,284 --> 01:07:52,116 - So, did you? - No! 831 01:07:53,253 --> 01:07:57,622 He didn't try to kiss me or get his leg over or anything else untoward. 832 01:07:57,724 --> 01:07:59,902 - He was a perfect gentleman. - I need to have a word with him. 833 01:07:59,927 --> 01:08:01,520 No, you need to leave it alone. 834 01:08:01,962 --> 01:08:03,882 You've meddled quite enough, thank you very much. 835 01:08:04,731 --> 01:08:06,130 Tell me you at least had fun. 836 01:08:07,935 --> 01:08:09,596 - Yes, I did. - [chuckles] 837 01:08:10,704 --> 01:08:13,105 [{chatter and laughter] [all] Cheers. 838 01:08:14,541 --> 01:08:16,441 [cheering] 839 01:08:19,746 --> 01:08:22,238 Before you go off and join the queue for Santa's grotto, 840 01:08:22,316 --> 01:08:24,216 I've got an early Christmas present for you all. 841 01:08:24,785 --> 01:08:26,549 We've been talent spotted. 842 01:08:26,753 --> 01:08:29,814 The artistic director of the Rome Biennale 843 01:08:29,923 --> 01:08:34,451 has invited us to perform, after seeing our flash mob online. 844 01:08:34,795 --> 01:08:39,392 We leave on the 10th of February, for two nights, all expenses paid. 845 01:08:39,466 --> 01:08:40,991 [cheering] 846 01:08:42,603 --> 01:08:44,002 [Sandra] We're going to Rome! 847 01:08:44,104 --> 01:08:46,402 This hotel better have satellite TV. 848 01:08:46,473 --> 01:08:48,635 I cannot miss Arsenal beating the Spurs again. 849 01:08:48,742 --> 01:08:51,074 Oh, Ted, we're going to Rome, City of Lovers! 850 01:08:51,144 --> 01:08:53,579 Exactly! The only question you should ask yourself 851 01:08:53,647 --> 01:08:55,741 is whether you can upgrade to a bigger bed! 852 01:08:55,849 --> 01:08:57,442 [laughter] 853 01:08:58,652 --> 01:09:01,280 Come on, come on! Go fast, go faster! 854 01:09:02,756 --> 01:09:04,155 Go faster! 855 01:09:04,257 --> 01:09:05,349 On three. One. two... 856 01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:07,291 [all cheering] 857 01:09:07,361 --> 01:09:10,160 - We've all got one! - Ooh, a little frame. 858 01:09:10,263 --> 01:09:12,823 Hang on, let's have a look here. Oh, here we are. 859 01:09:13,433 --> 01:09:15,162 What's this'? Oh... Okay, all right. 860 01:09:15,268 --> 01:09:16,463 All right, erm... 861 01:09:16,637 --> 01:09:20,699 "Which, er, playwright was terrified of Christmas?" 862 01:09:20,874 --> 01:09:21,874 Don't know. 863 01:09:22,142 --> 01:09:23,439 Noél Coward! 864 01:09:23,510 --> 01:09:25,604 - [all groan] - Ha-ha-ha! 865 01:09:26,346 --> 01:09:27,438 Okay, okay, okay. 866 01:09:27,547 --> 01:09:30,380 "What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?" 867 01:09:30,884 --> 01:09:32,443 [all] Tinsel-itis. 868 01:09:34,021 --> 01:09:35,352 Bif, what have you got'? 869 01:09:35,489 --> 01:09:38,481 You know how they say, you can't choose your family 870 01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:40,369 - but you can choose your friends? - [all] Yeah. 871 01:09:40,394 --> 01:09:43,989 Well, I couldn't have chosen a better bunch than you lot. 872 01:09:44,131 --> 01:09:45,326 Aw! 873 01:09:45,399 --> 01:09:48,630 And Sandra, over the last few months, 874 01:09:48,735 --> 01:09:51,705 I've realised I've got my sister back. 875 01:09:52,305 --> 01:09:57,505 And that's the most precious Christmas gift I could have wished for. 876 01:09:58,679 --> 01:09:59,976 Aw, good. 877 01:10:00,047 --> 01:10:01,242 [laughter] 878 01:10:01,348 --> 01:10:03,009 - [Charlie] To family and friends. - Yeah. 879 01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:05,962 - To family and friends. - [all] Cheers! 880 01:10:07,754 --> 01:10:10,917 [Charlie] Now, does anybody fancy another one of these rissoles'? 881 01:10:11,158 --> 01:10:13,058 Rissoles are cheap today! 882 01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:14,989 [chatter continues] 883 01:10:17,864 --> 01:10:20,231 It's been a disaster from start to finish, Mum. 884 01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:21,823 It's the worst Christmas ever! 885 01:10:21,935 --> 01:10:24,097 - What happened'? - Lunch was inedible. 886 01:10:24,538 --> 01:10:27,439 ll all came out of a packet and Pamela still managed to burn the lot. 887 01:10:28,075 --> 01:10:30,339 Luke wasn't even allowed to play on her new carpet 888 01:10:30,410 --> 01:10:32,037 with the remote-control jeep you bought. 889 01:10:32,412 --> 01:10:35,677 And then, she and Dad got drunk on mulled wine and had a blazing row. 890 01:10:36,349 --> 01:10:37,680 So the day got better then” 891 01:10:37,784 --> 01:10:40,048 - Mum! - [chuckles] Sorry, sorry. 892 01:10:41,421 --> 01:10:43,219 I'll take some of these pies back home. 893 01:10:43,290 --> 01:10:45,100 - Oh, that's a good idea. - Shame to let them go to waste! 894 01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:47,093 Can you pick up a couple of glasses from in there? 895 01:10:47,194 --> 01:10:49,458 Yeah, let's get this carnage cleared up. 896 01:10:49,596 --> 01:10:51,360 [Sandra] Shh, shh, shh, she's asleep. 897 01:10:51,465 --> 01:10:52,955 [music playing] 898 01:10:55,035 --> 01:10:56,298 She's out for the count. 899 01:10:58,438 --> 01:11:00,615 To be honest, I was really dreading Christmas this year, 900 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,803 but it has been one of the most enjoyable I can remember. 901 01:11:03,910 --> 01:11:04,968 Yeah' me too, 902 01:11:05,412 --> 01:11:06,538 Yeah, I'm.“ 903 01:11:08,081 --> 01:11:09,378 Although, I'll tell you, 904 01:11:09,449 --> 01:11:12,561 I'll be pleased not to have to listen to any more Christmas tunes until next year. 905 01:11:12,586 --> 01:11:13,747 [both laugh] 906 01:11:15,322 --> 01:11:18,451 What, er... What music are you into, then'? 907 01:11:19,259 --> 01:11:20,283 Er... 908 01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,360 This sounds terrible, but I'm not really sure. 909 01:11:23,396 --> 01:11:27,128 Mike used to play drive time compilations in the car, but we didn't really 910 01:11:27,901 --> 01:11:28,993 have any in the house. 911 01:11:29,302 --> 01:11:31,771 How can a couple not have music in their lives? 912 01:11:32,639 --> 01:11:35,108 I mean, the pressure on conversation is insane. 913 01:11:35,242 --> 01:11:36,437 [both laughing] 914 01:11:37,277 --> 01:11:38,642 [upbeat music playing] 915 01:11:39,079 --> 01:11:40,945 Now that's more like it. 916 01:11:48,488 --> 01:11:50,115 Well, what, don't you know this one? 917 01:11:50,824 --> 01:11:51,824 [Sandra] No. 918 01:11:51,992 --> 01:11:56,020 Yeah, it's, er, it's called the Harlem Shake. 919 01:11:58,865 --> 01:12:00,959 - Come on, give it a go. - No, I'll just do this lot. 920 01:12:01,034 --> 01:12:03,745 Come on, come on, come on, they're not going to go anywhere, are they? 921 01:12:03,770 --> 01:12:06,090 Come on, come on, right, so it's all about the hips, right? 922 01:12:06,139 --> 01:12:08,608 It's in the hips and the shoulders, so... 923 01:12:09,843 --> 01:12:11,311 Right, so hips... 924 01:12:13,446 --> 01:12:15,791 - I don't know what kind... - Come on, what's going on down here? 925 01:12:15,816 --> 01:12:17,692 I thought you were supposed to be a pro or something. 926 01:12:17,717 --> 01:12:20,128 I mean, you look like you're trying to crack a walnut down there! 927 01:12:20,153 --> 01:12:21,643 Thank you! Charming! 928 01:12:21,721 --> 01:12:23,498 Come on, you're gonna have to loosen up a little bit. 929 01:12:23,523 --> 01:12:25,048 Shake it out a little bit, all right” 930 01:12:25,358 --> 01:12:26,450 Yeah... 931 01:12:26,726 --> 01:12:29,354 Oh, now you look like you're trying to hump the wall! 932 01:12:29,496 --> 01:12:31,555 [both laughing] 933 01:12:31,898 --> 01:12:33,059 Okay, all right. 934 01:12:42,843 --> 01:12:44,368 [Bif coughing] 935 01:12:44,878 --> 01:12:46,188 Are you all right? What's the matter? 936 01:12:46,213 --> 01:12:49,183 Can you get my inhaler? It's in my cardigan. 937 01:12:49,249 --> 01:12:50,808 [panting] 938 01:12:50,884 --> 01:12:51,884 All right? 939 01:12:53,486 --> 01:12:54,647 - There you go. - Thanks. 940 01:12:55,255 --> 01:12:57,383 - I didn't know you had asthma. - [inhales deeply] 941 01:12:59,726 --> 01:13:00,750 Okay? 942 01:13:01,027 --> 01:13:03,724 Mmm... It flares up from time to time. 943 01:13:05,265 --> 01:13:06,391 It's fine now. 944 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,991 I'm sorry for being such a bad host. 945 01:13:09,502 --> 01:13:10,867 Falling asleep on the job. 946 01:13:10,937 --> 01:13:16,034 Don't worry about it. Don't apologise. You left me in very capable hands. 947 01:13:16,443 --> 01:13:18,104 [panting] I'm fine now. 948 01:13:19,112 --> 01:13:20,671 - All right'? - Mmm. 949 01:13:22,582 --> 01:13:24,846 [Bif coughing] 950 01:13:29,089 --> 01:13:30,215 Oh... 951 01:13:31,224 --> 01:13:32,783 Use your inhaler! 952 01:13:34,294 --> 01:13:36,228 [whispers] Oh. 953 01:13:36,596 --> 01:13:38,360 [{coughing continues] Mmm... 954 01:13:50,310 --> 01:13:51,641 - Morning. - Mmm. 955 01:13:52,279 --> 01:13:53,644 Oh, I'm starving. 956 01:13:56,616 --> 01:13:57,913 What are all those? 957 01:14:01,888 --> 01:14:02,888 They're for the asthma. 958 01:14:06,559 --> 01:14:07,720 I'm dying. 959 01:14:10,096 --> 01:14:11,856 There had better be a good punchline to this. 960 01:14:13,433 --> 01:14:16,095 How about Stage 4 lung cancer” 961 01:14:19,506 --> 01:14:22,100 They referred me to an oncologist, 962 01:14:22,609 --> 01:14:25,510 when they couldn't make out why my back wasn't mending. 963 01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:31,174 And then I got the result of a scan, a couple of weeks ago. 964 01:14:35,922 --> 01:14:36,980 [exhales sharply] 965 01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:39,653 Why didn't you tell me? 966 01:14:40,327 --> 01:14:44,093 Well, I needed the time, just to get my head around everything. 967 01:14:49,135 --> 01:14:52,264 So when do you start chemo'? 968 01:14:54,474 --> 01:14:56,636 I'm not going to put myself through all of that. 969 01:14:57,644 --> 01:14:58,702 You have to. 970 01:15:00,647 --> 01:15:01,647 No, I don't 971 01:15:13,326 --> 01:15:14,885 [Sandra sobs] 972 01:15:29,976 --> 01:15:31,910 I don't want any tears, Charlie. 973 01:15:35,582 --> 01:15:36,743 You aren't getting any. 974 01:15:38,685 --> 01:15:39,685 Oh. 975 01:15:41,521 --> 01:15:43,353 Purely medicinal purposes. 976 01:15:49,763 --> 01:15:51,857 - Mmm - Can I have a puff? 977 01:15:56,036 --> 01:15:58,061 [both chuckle] 978 01:16:01,875 --> 01:16:03,536 You're the only people I'm telling. 979 01:16:05,445 --> 01:16:08,676 I couldn't bear everyone else to start treating me like a sick old woman. 980 01:16:11,184 --> 01:16:12,515 What about Jackie and Ted? 981 01:16:15,221 --> 01:16:19,055 What I need most are things to look forward to. 982 01:16:20,293 --> 01:16:23,092 And if I tell everyone, it will spoil Rome. 983 01:16:23,930 --> 01:16:25,364 You're not still thinking of going? 984 01:16:25,732 --> 01:16:26,858 No. 985 01:16:27,434 --> 01:16:29,232 I thought I'd just sit here and wait to die. 986 01:16:30,036 --> 01:16:32,266 [both laugh] 987 01:16:32,539 --> 01:16:34,234 [coughing] 988 01:16:50,924 --> 01:16:52,414 - Buongiorno, madame. - Buongiorno. 989 01:16:52,559 --> 01:16:54,926 [speaking Italian] 990 01:17:02,669 --> 01:17:04,145 [Jackie] Did you know she could speak Italian? 991 01:17:04,170 --> 01:17:06,047 - [Sandra] Not a clue! - [Bit] Okay, everybody, let's get 992 01:17:06,072 --> 01:17:09,064 our glad rags on. It's called the Eternal City for a reason. 993 01:17:09,943 --> 01:17:11,843 - I'll take it. - It's all right, Sandra. 994 01:17:11,945 --> 01:17:13,640 I've got cancer, I'm not an amputee! 995 01:17:15,582 --> 01:17:17,243 [church bells tolling] 996 01:17:28,695 --> 01:17:29,787 [Charlie] Stunning! 997 01:17:32,265 --> 01:17:34,495 - Thank you. - Oh, I meant the view. 998 01:17:34,934 --> 01:17:37,801 - Oh, yes. - No, no, I'm only joking. 999 01:17:37,871 --> 01:17:38,997 Of course, lam. 1000 01:17:39,506 --> 01:17:42,874 Oh, no, you look bellissimo. 1001 01:17:47,514 --> 01:17:48,777 Look, Sandra, 1002 01:17:49,649 --> 01:17:50,946 I know it's difficult... 1003 01:17:52,519 --> 01:17:54,487 Bif has made her choice. 1004 01:17:56,055 --> 01:17:58,217 I'm trying to be strong for her, 1005 01:18:00,393 --> 01:18:02,293 but we're out from different cloth. 1006 01:18:03,163 --> 01:18:05,689 You two are more similar than you realize. 1007 01:18:05,865 --> 01:18:07,856 [Italian song playing] 1008 01:18:11,237 --> 01:18:12,830 [indistinct chatter] 1009 01:18:16,676 --> 01:18:17,973 [laughter] 1010 01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:39,699 [song continues] 1011 01:19:17,237 --> 01:19:21,071 Ah, it's a good job we don't have a bloody matinée tomorrow. 1012 01:19:21,975 --> 01:19:22,975 We do. 1013 01:19:23,743 --> 01:19:26,576 What can you do'? Signore! 1014 01:19:28,715 --> 01:19:30,911 [Bif] That's exactly what the doctor ordered. 1015 01:19:31,117 --> 01:19:33,194 [Sandra] I've eaten so much, I think I might need a doctor! 1016 01:19:33,219 --> 01:19:34,243 [Bif laughs] 1017 01:19:35,555 --> 01:19:37,649 [Bif] Oh, I love this city. 1018 01:19:39,092 --> 01:19:40,491 [Sandra] And it seems to love you. 1019 01:28:10,102 --> 01:28:11,661 Okay, and what's this one for” 1020 01:28:12,938 --> 01:28:15,168 No, I'm not telling you till you've thrown it. 1021 01:28:19,645 --> 01:28:23,343 Yes! Bosh! Right. Yeah, right. 1022 01:28:23,849 --> 01:28:26,614 It says that the second one... 1023 01:28:28,187 --> 01:28:30,451 Leads to new romance. 1024 01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:35,200 What's the third one for'? 1025 01:28:38,964 --> 01:28:40,454 It's... Marriage. 1026 01:28:45,938 --> 01:28:47,929 One sec. Sandra, erm... 1027 01:28:49,942 --> 01:28:51,432 There's something I need... 1028 01:28:52,611 --> 01:28:54,531 Well, you're not going to tell me you're married? 1029 01:29:00,119 --> 01:29:01,314 What... 1030 01:29:03,189 --> 01:29:06,625 Yeah, Lilly's in the advanced stage of Alzheimer's. 1031 01:29:06,692 --> 01:29:08,269 I thought you told me your wife had died. 1032 01:29:08,294 --> 01:29:10,023 No, no, I never said that, 1033 01:29:10,729 --> 01:29:13,562 She's been in a care home for the past five years. 1034 01:29:13,666 --> 01:29:15,191 She doesn't recognise me. 1035 01:29:15,701 --> 01:29:19,228 She doesn't remember anything about our life together any more. 1036 01:29:19,338 --> 01:29:20,533 Does Bif know? 1037 01:29:22,374 --> 01:29:24,866 - Yeah. - Well, why wouldn't she have told me'? 1038 01:29:25,845 --> 01:29:28,871 Well, perhaps she wanted us both to be happy again. 1039 01:29:28,981 --> 01:29:32,212 Oh, I... I can't do this. 1040 01:29:35,821 --> 01:29:38,347 Sandra, Sandra, Sandra, wait, wait, wait' wait. 1041 01:29:38,424 --> 01:29:40,392 Please, please, listen, just listen. 1042 01:29:43,996 --> 01:29:45,828 I didn't imagine for a minute 1043 01:29:46,198 --> 01:29:47,723 that I would be able to move on. 1044 01:29:48,734 --> 01:29:51,045 - But then you come into my life... - I wouldn't have dropped my guard 1045 01:29:51,070 --> 01:29:52,196 if I'd known the truth. 1046 01:29:53,672 --> 01:29:54,672 But I promise you, 1047 01:29:55,441 --> 01:29:57,341 I didn't set out to deceive you. 1048 01:29:58,544 --> 01:30:00,535 I've grown really fond of you, Charlie. 1049 01:30:02,248 --> 01:30:03,682 But after what I've been through, 1050 01:30:04,183 --> 01:30:06,174 I can't be the other woman. 1051 01:30:07,887 --> 01:30:08,945 Sorry. 1052 01:30:21,267 --> 01:30:23,235 [mobile phone vibrating] 1053 01:30:39,718 --> 01:30:41,311 [Sighs] 1054 01:30:46,558 --> 01:30:48,390 [indistinct chatter] 1055 01:31:02,074 --> 01:31:03,098 Bif. 1056 01:31:10,349 --> 01:31:11,748 [mutters] 1057 01:31:14,687 --> 01:31:16,746 Jackie, was Bif at breakfast? 1058 01:31:17,289 --> 01:31:19,257 I'm not sure but I'm not at my best this morning. 1059 01:31:19,325 --> 01:31:22,488 Ted and I stayed up until 3:00 testing various Grappas. 1060 01:31:22,594 --> 01:31:24,438 - Do you want me to go and check'? - No, no, she's probably just having 1061 01:31:24,463 --> 01:31:25,988 a lie in, it's fine, 1062 01:31:32,871 --> 01:31:34,771 - {Sandra} Thank you, grazie. - Prego. 1063 01:31:36,175 --> 01:31:37,199 Morning. 1064 01:31:38,177 --> 01:31:40,874 Did you hear me? I've been knocking for ages. 1065 01:31:42,047 --> 01:31:45,449 Come on, we're gonna miss the best of the day. 1066 01:31:47,019 --> 01:31:48,019 Hmm? 1067 01:31:55,227 --> 01:31:56,456 Oh... 1068 01:31:59,298 --> 01:32:00,298 No. 1069 01:32:04,336 --> 01:32:05,565 Oh... [sobs] 1070 01:32:08,474 --> 01:32:09,474 Bif. 1071 01:32:16,248 --> 01:32:17,841 [crying] 1072 01:32:53,385 --> 01:32:55,854 Growing up with Bif as my big sister, 1073 01:32:55,921 --> 01:33:00,586 I inherited my very own alternative life coach. 1074 01:33:01,894 --> 01:33:03,453 I learned the ways of the world 1075 01:33:03,562 --> 01:33:06,224 through her example, and as you can imagine, 1076 01:33:07,099 --> 01:33:09,090 it wasn't all textbook stuff. 1077 01:33:11,937 --> 01:33:16,465 The one thing she wasn't able to teach me was how to say her name properly, 1078 01:33:17,709 --> 01:33:20,235 which is how she ended up being known as Bif, 1079 01:33:20,779 --> 01:33:24,079 due to my inability to pronounce Elizabeth. 1080 01:33:28,287 --> 01:33:29,755 My biggest regret 1081 01:33:30,422 --> 01:33:32,720 is that over the years we grew apart, 1082 01:33:33,792 --> 01:33:36,386 and it was only when we reconnected last summer, 1083 01:33:37,329 --> 01:33:39,798 that I realized quite how much I missed... 1084 01:33:41,733 --> 01:33:43,223 Her guiding hand. 1085 01:33:47,573 --> 01:33:49,974 Her lust for life was contagious. 1086 01:33:51,510 --> 01:33:54,411 And being around her again forced me to wake up 1087 01:33:54,480 --> 01:33:56,278 and start making the most of it. 1088 01:34:04,623 --> 01:34:05,988 My sister was loyal, 1089 01:34:06,859 --> 01:34:07,985 fun, 1090 01:34:08,627 --> 01:34:09,856 challenging, 1091 01:34:10,829 --> 01:34:14,663 mischievous, generous, loving and stubborn as a mule. 1092 01:34:14,933 --> 01:34:16,332 [mild laughter] 1093 01:34:16,935 --> 01:34:21,429 She quite simply refused to be defined by convention, or more recently, 1094 01:34:21,874 --> 01:34:23,035 illness. 1095 01:34:26,812 --> 01:34:29,440 She was truly a one-off. 1096 01:34:32,317 --> 01:34:36,151 The world is going to be a duller place without you, Bif. 1097 01:34:49,902 --> 01:34:51,870 [ducks quacking] 1098 01:35:03,182 --> 01:35:04,877 [whispers] Last one in is a sissy. 1099 01:35:14,092 --> 01:35:15,526 [applause] 1100 01:35:18,997 --> 01:35:20,829 [indistinct chatter] 1101 01:35:26,705 --> 01:35:28,382 - You did very well. - Are you coming afterwards? 1102 01:35:28,407 --> 01:35:30,000 Yes, I'm see you back up there. 1103 01:35:38,951 --> 01:35:40,043 Sandra. 1104 01:35:41,086 --> 01:35:42,086 Hey, uh... 1105 01:35:42,721 --> 01:35:43,779 Can we talk? 1106 01:35:45,224 --> 01:35:46,248 About what'? 1107 01:35:46,358 --> 01:35:47,358 [Nicola] Mum. 1108 01:35:49,361 --> 01:35:51,261 - About how you're coping... - Mum? 1109 01:35:53,765 --> 01:35:55,576 - L... - I'm going to go ahead and get the car. 1110 01:35:55,601 --> 01:35:56,693 Okay. 1111 01:35:59,204 --> 01:36:01,263 - You look shattered. - I'm fine. 1112 01:36:01,373 --> 01:36:02,568 No, you're not. 1113 01:36:03,542 --> 01:36:04,805 We're not. 1114 01:36:05,777 --> 01:36:07,472 Please come home, Mum, 1115 01:36:08,814 --> 01:36:11,283 I want to have you with us for your big birthday. 1116 01:36:13,085 --> 01:36:14,951 There's nothing keeping you here, any more. 1117 01:36:16,622 --> 01:36:17,919 I'll see you at the top. 1118 01:36:26,498 --> 01:36:28,967 [sighs] Sandra. 1119 01:36:30,068 --> 01:36:33,402 - I know there's no point in... - No. None at all, Mike. 1120 01:36:34,172 --> 01:36:36,903 I know I behaved like a complete idiot. 1121 01:36:36,975 --> 01:36:38,340 Whatever gave you that idea. 1122 01:36:38,443 --> 01:36:43,244 But sometimes the wrong turns in life bring us to the right place. 1123 01:36:45,684 --> 01:36:49,018 I'd do anything, and everything 1124 01:36:49,655 --> 01:36:53,956 to take away the pain and humiliation my stupidity has caused you. 1125 01:36:54,192 --> 01:36:57,321 I realize now how much I really do love you, 1126 01:36:57,429 --> 01:36:58,794 have always loved you. 1127 01:37:00,198 --> 01:37:04,101 Give me... Us' a second chance, 1128 01:37:05,170 --> 01:37:08,800 and I promise, I won't take you for granted ever again. 1129 01:37:14,713 --> 01:37:15,713 Hmm. 1130 01:37:22,354 --> 01:37:23,788 [Ted] Is that the lot, Sandra” 1131 01:37:24,990 --> 01:37:26,151 Yep, that's it. 1132 01:37:27,793 --> 01:37:29,955 Well, the charity shops will not know what hit them. 1133 01:37:30,028 --> 01:37:32,105 Half of most of it came from there in the first place. 1134 01:37:32,130 --> 01:37:33,154 [chuckles] 1135 01:37:38,570 --> 01:37:40,504 - Good luck, Sandra. - Thank you. 1136 01:37:47,746 --> 01:37:49,680 I really do hope it works out for you. 1137 01:37:51,383 --> 01:37:53,249 Well, everyone deserves a second chance. 1138 01:37:54,152 --> 01:37:55,551 Even my husband. 1139 01:37:56,888 --> 01:37:58,515 And I hope he knows how lucky he is. 1140 01:38:05,530 --> 01:38:07,157 [door opens and shuts] 1141 01:38:15,374 --> 01:38:16,535 [exhales] 1142 01:39:15,333 --> 01:39:17,961 Welcome home, love. [chuckles] 1143 01:39:19,638 --> 01:39:21,402 I went to Marks and did a bit of a food shop. 1144 01:39:21,473 --> 01:39:24,306 I got the veal and ham pie we like for tea. 1145 01:39:24,409 --> 01:39:26,070 Er, I couldn't find your pickle. 1146 01:39:26,344 --> 01:39:28,779 As you know, I'm a bit of a stranger to the larder. 1147 01:39:29,181 --> 01:39:31,013 I had a whisk round with the hoover. 1148 01:39:31,316 --> 01:39:34,081 But I fear my efforts will not pass muster. 1149 01:39:34,352 --> 01:39:35,513 [laughs] 1150 01:40:01,346 --> 01:40:02,939 [whirring] 1151 01:40:10,155 --> 01:40:11,520 [whirring stops] 1152 01:40:26,371 --> 01:40:27,896 [Charlie] Dear Sandra, 1153 01:40:28,974 --> 01:40:33,172 I wanted to let you know that Lilly has sadly passed away. 1154 01:40:34,913 --> 01:40:37,405 Now that she has reached the end of her journey, 1155 01:40:38,316 --> 01:40:41,980 it feels like the right time to embark on a new one of my own. 1156 01:40:43,555 --> 01:40:46,581 I'm setting sail for France on the 15th, 1157 01:40:46,691 --> 01:40:50,150 from my moorings in Paddington to make the tide. 1158 01:40:51,696 --> 01:40:54,028 So if you're life is still without music, 1159 01:40:55,100 --> 01:40:57,535 and you fancy a decent croissant or two... 1160 01:41:06,611 --> 01:41:07,908 [girl] Give it to me. 1161 01:41:08,747 --> 01:41:09,908 Stop it. 1162 01:41:11,383 --> 01:41:12,383 Slower. 1163 01:41:12,450 --> 01:41:14,248 - [clinks glass] - [feedback whines] 1164 01:41:14,352 --> 01:41:18,380 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and those of you who are undecided. 1165 01:41:18,523 --> 01:41:19,718 [laughter] 1166 01:41:19,791 --> 01:41:23,352 We're gathered here today to celebrate the birthday of my wonderful wife. 1167 01:41:24,229 --> 01:41:27,199 Like a fine wine, she only grows better with time, 1168 01:41:27,799 --> 01:41:31,030 and I'm looking forward to sharing many more vintage years with her. 1169 01:41:31,102 --> 01:41:32,934 - [crowd] Aw! - Happy birthday, my love. 1170 01:41:34,272 --> 01:41:37,298 [all singing] ♪ Happy birthday to you I 1171 01:41:37,642 --> 01:41:40,805 I' Happy birthday to you S' 1172 01:41:40,979 --> 01:41:41,979 Come on. 1173 01:41:42,080 --> 01:41:45,141 I Happy Birthday, dear Sandra ♪ 1174 01:41:45,784 --> 01:41:50,415 I' Happy birthday to you S' 1175 01:41:50,989 --> 01:41:52,320 [all cheering] 1176 01:41:53,391 --> 01:41:54,722 [music playing] 1177 01:41:57,829 --> 01:41:59,888 God, look what Gloria is wearing. 1178 01:42:01,132 --> 01:42:05,626 Do you remember that time in Claridge's when, 1179 01:42:06,605 --> 01:42:08,437 when we told her to get the sommelier, 1180 01:42:09,107 --> 01:42:11,599 and she tried to order two bottles of it'? 1181 01:42:12,177 --> 01:42:13,474 [giggles] 1182 01:42:13,578 --> 01:42:14,602 Do you remember? 1183 01:42:15,080 --> 01:42:17,742 Oh, was it Claridge's? My memory. 1184 01:42:17,816 --> 01:42:18,840 [laughs] 1185 01:42:19,351 --> 01:42:21,149 Granny, can you teach me how to dance” 1186 01:42:21,252 --> 01:42:23,243 Oh, I'm in the middle of a story! 1187 01:42:23,622 --> 01:42:25,249 Of course, I can, darling. Come on. 1188 01:42:25,490 --> 01:42:26,514 Oh! 1189 01:42:29,995 --> 01:42:32,657 - I want you to take your shoes off. - Okay. 1190 01:42:37,102 --> 01:42:39,127 Now, I want you to put your feet on mine. 1191 01:42:44,142 --> 01:42:46,873 This is really boring. Can't we do Gangnam Style? 1192 01:42:47,679 --> 01:42:48,879 Oh, I don't think I know that. 1193 01:42:49,714 --> 01:42:51,354 Wait, wait, wait, stay there, stay there. 1194 01:42:53,351 --> 01:42:54,546 EXCUSE me, excuse me, 1195 01:42:57,989 --> 01:43:00,287 [upbeat instrumental music playing] 1196 01:43:16,574 --> 01:43:18,702 [laughing] 1197 01:43:34,726 --> 01:43:37,388 You're making a spectacle of yourself, Sandra. Everybody's looking. 1198 01:43:38,229 --> 01:43:40,357 Who fucking cares? 1199 01:43:40,432 --> 01:43:43,026 I do. You've had too much to drink, let's get you a coffee. 1200 01:43:43,668 --> 01:43:44,999 Come on. Come on. 1201 01:43:45,870 --> 01:43:48,271 The last thing I need is a bloody coffee. 1202 01:43:49,574 --> 01:43:52,271 I'm stone-cold sober, Mike, 1203 01:43:54,012 --> 01:43:57,346 You know, I didn't think anything could be worse than being betrayed by you. 1204 01:43:57,849 --> 01:44:03,117 But actually, I've realized I've spent the last 35 years betraying myself. 1205 01:44:05,790 --> 01:44:09,385 I want you to remember that granny loves you very much. 1206 01:44:13,598 --> 01:44:15,293 I love you, too, darling. 1207 01:44:16,234 --> 01:44:18,794 - I'll keep in touch. - Mum, where are you going? 1208 01:44:20,739 --> 01:44:23,606 To see the world. It's bigger than this. 1209 01:44:42,260 --> 01:44:43,900 [Ted] Charlie, where'd you want the bait” 1210 01:44:44,262 --> 01:44:47,061 Yeah, just there by the hatch, mate, thanks. 1211 01:44:56,274 --> 01:44:58,504 Hey, Ted, if you change your mind, mate, 1212 01:44:59,077 --> 01:45:01,136 plenty of room in here for a stowaway. 88576