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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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# Family Guy 10x16 #
Killer Queen
Original Air Date on March 11, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Good evening, Quahog.
I'm Tom Tucker.
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Our top story tonight:
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In a shocking turn of events,
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the city of Detroit
has officially given up.
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The now former mayor has given
the key to the city
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back to the Huron Indian tribe.
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So, farewell, Detroit.
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From Bob Seger to Axel Foley,
we never really cared. Joyce?
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Thanks, Tom.
In local news,
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Quahog is expecting
a special guest this weekend,
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famed Asian
competitive eating champion
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Charles Yamamoto.
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Yamamoto has not yet lost
a hot dog eating competition
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on his world tour.
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But if you think
you have what it takes
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to beat the best eater
in the world,
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come down to the James Woods
High parking lot this Saturday
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with $50 and a large appetite.
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Wow, maybe you should
enter the contest, Dad.
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I'll bet
you could win.
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Well, I would, Chris,
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if I wasn't so
obsessed with my figure.
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Wait a minute.
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Chris, have you ever
eaten anything?
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Only, like, all the time!
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Perfect! Now we just
need the 50 bucks.
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Damn it, I knew I shouldn't
have named that star for Mort.
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Ugh! Just give me the money.
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Peter, we're not
spending $50
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so Chris can stuff his
face with hot dogs.
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I'm a smart guy.
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Peter, no, you're not.
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Don't you feel ridiculous now?
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All right, Chris,
if we're gonna pay the entry fee
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for that eating contest,
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we got to sell some
of my old stuff.
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What are these, Dad?
Oh, wow.
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I haven't seen
those in a while.
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Those are my old Playboys
from the '70s.
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Oh, my God, this one's so hot.
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You can almost see
a little bit of woman.
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Wow, Peter, you've got some
pretty cool albums here.
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Yeah, well, I was one
cool potato back in the day.
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You know, some of these might
actually be worth something.
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Look at this--
Beatles, Rolling Stones.
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Oh, my God, I haven't seen
this one in forever.
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Look-Look at this. Queen,
News of the World.
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Check it out.
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Aah!
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Oh, what's the matter?
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What the hell is that?!
A killer robot monster?!
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No, it's News of the World.
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It's an album
by the band Queen. See?
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Aah!
Stewie, relax.
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No, Brian! You keep
that thing away from me!
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Is it... Is it looking at me?!
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Can it see me?!
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Man, you're really scared
of this thing, huh?
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Does it eat little boys?!
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I don't know. Maybe,
if it's hungry.
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Here's 50 bucks.
I'm taking this album.
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Oh, wow, check
it out, Chris!
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We got our entry fee
for the eating contest!
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Now for the
next five days,
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we're gonna focus on
nothing but training.
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We'll even get up at
the crack of dawn.
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Dad?
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Dad, it's time to get up.
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Oh, jeez, Chris,
it's the crack of dawn.
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Yeah, but Dad, you
said to wake you up.
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Yeah... Yeah, but, uh...
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Just... get-get...
get in...
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get in the bed
with me and your mom.
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Okay, but what
about training?
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Oh, you smell
like melted cheese.
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Yummy, yummy, yummy,
yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
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Good morning, Rupert.
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Please tell me you set the timer
on the coffeemaker
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because I completely forgot.
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You son of a bitch!
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Good morning.
Thought I'd help you wake up.
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God, why does he look sad?!
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He's already
destroyed mankind!
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What else could he want?!
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Hey, Carl.
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Hey, can I get a couple
of scratch-off lottery tickets?
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Oh, sure, Brian.
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Ooh, Brian, can I do one?
I love scratchers!
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Well, all right,
maybe just one.
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Cherry.
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Another cherry.
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Oh, come on, one more, one more!
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Thanks, Carl.
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Yeah, you're welcome.
That was fun.
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See you later.
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Hey, uh, thanks
for letting me be Yoda.
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Yup.
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What is this?
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("Pop Goes the Weasel" plays)
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Oh-ho-ho,
what was I worried about?
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh, God!
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Aah! Aah!
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He's bleeding, man!
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He's bleeding, and nobody's
doing anything about it!
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I'll tell you what the news
of the world is.
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We're in a lot
of trouble!
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All right, Chris,
this is it.
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This is what we've
been working for.
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If you get nervous, just
picture the audience naked
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and slide those hot
dogs down your throat.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
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to the World Hot Dog Eating
Championship Competition!
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Please welcome our undefeated
champion eater,
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Charles Yamamoto!
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Oh, my God, that guy is huge.
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All right, eaters,
you have ten minutes.
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On your marks,
get set, eat!
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Come on, Chris.
You're doing great.
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Just keep going.
You're almost there.
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Well, I'd better get a move on.
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Time's almost up!
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It's gonna be a close one!
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Chris, you're four
hot dogs behind!
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Come on! Hurry!
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Oh! I can't eat anymore.
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Remember what I told you.
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I get these weird cyst things
right on the fringe of my sac.
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I want to get 'em checked,
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but I'm afraid
of what they're gonna tell me.
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He's right. I can do it!
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We have a winner!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Yamamoto
has finally been defeated!
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Chris, you did it.
You're a champion!
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And now you get your
pick of the groupies.
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They're shiny.
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Yeah, it's a
pretty warm day.
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Oh!
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Hey, hey, hey,
there, champ!
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Aw, look at
him, Lois.
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Relaxing after
his big victory.
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Peter, he's not relaxing.
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He's in a great deal of pain.
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Damn it, don't you
see what you did to him?
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I told you not to take him
to that eating competition,
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and you deliberately defied me!
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All right, what's
this really about?
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Peter, Chris is
already overweight.
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We need to start taking
responsibility for his health.
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So I decided to sign him up
for fat camp.
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What?! Mom, I don't want
to go to fat camp!
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I'm sorry, sweetie.
It's for your own good.
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And trust me, you'll feel
much better about yourself.
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Everyone's gonna
make fun of me!
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Oh, come on, who's
gonna make fun of you?
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Hey, fatty, I hear
you're going to fat camp.
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That's where
you belong!
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Peter, stop it!
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And I'd better not see
you at the big dance!
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Come on, you.
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Sorry, Chris.
I-I'm gonna go with him.
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Hi. Welcome to
Camp Fresh Start.
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Yeah, our son's gross,
so here we are.
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The name's
Griffin.
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Ah, yes,
Chris Griffin.
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We have you staying
in the Broccoli Cabin.
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So you guys are just
gonna leave me here?
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Yeah, honey.
That's what camp is.
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I don't want to stay!
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Please take me home!
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I don't want to go to fat camp!
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Aw, come on, Chris.
Your mother's right.
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This'll be good for you.
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Well, how come you
don't have to go?!
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You're fatter
than I am!
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Huh. Good question, Peter.
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How come
you don't have to go?
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What are you
talking about?
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Well, you're the one
who entered him
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in that hot dog
eating contest.
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Besides, he's right.
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You could stand to lose
a few pounds yourself.
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Unless you don't think
you could handle it.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I think I can.
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What was that?
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Never you mind
what that was.
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Rise and shine, everyone!
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What do you got there?
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A candy bar, huh?
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Got any other
contraband?
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No.
Don't lie to me.
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My father was a lawyer.
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Oh, so your dad
gets guys off.
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Peter Griffin.
Cabin clown.
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Where's your bag, fatty?
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You're welcome to
search my "beef case."
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But there's
"mutton" in there.
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Peter Griffin.
Cabin clown.
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You're in big trouble, mister.
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Oh, there's no pulling the
wool over this guy's eyes.
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Looks like I'd better
go on the "lamb."
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Peter Griffin.
Cabin clown.
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I think I'm gonna do okay here
at fat camp.
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You sure you got
the "chops" for it?
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Knock it off.
I'm the cabin clown.
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And then he went
into the kitchen,
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slowly opened the refrigerator,
and it was empty!
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So then, the man,
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weak with hunger,
raced from the refrigerator
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to the counter
to look for a delivery menu,
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but all he could find was one
for a vegan place!
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Vegan places aren't
real, right?
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No, they're not real.
Or are they?!
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Aah! Salad!
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Thank you
for sharing, Leonard.
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And I think getting a new couch
was the way to go.
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Is there someone else
who has a story
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they'd like to share? Peter?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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This one time,
I was on a city bus,
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and the guy next to me
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was eating a bucket
of fried chicken.
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- Mmm! - Ooh!
Yum!
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And the smell was
getting to me, you know.
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And even though
I didn't know the guy,
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I just dug in
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and started stuffing
that chicken into my mouth.
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O-Oh!
Embarrassing.
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I've done that.
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It was so delicious.
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But... it wasn't
fried chicken.
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It was a baby!
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It was a baby.
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Stewie?
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Rupert, we won't give
that evil robot
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the satisfaction of killing us.
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We'll go together
on our own terms.
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See you on the other side.
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Oh, my God!
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Stewie, no!
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What the hell's
wrong with you?!
255
00:11:06,142 --> 00:11:07,509
It's that robot!
256
00:11:07,577 --> 00:11:09,778
He killed Queen,
and now he's going to kill me!
257
00:11:09,846 --> 00:11:11,080
He didn't kill Queen.
258
00:11:11,147 --> 00:11:12,214
They're all fine.
259
00:11:12,282 --> 00:11:14,066
Most of them are fine.
260
00:11:14,134 --> 00:11:16,085
Look, Stewie, I'm sorry
for scaring you, all right?
261
00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:18,220
But come on,
it's not a real robot.
262
00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:20,338
See? It, It's
just an album. Look.
263
00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:22,291
Here, you want
to hit it?
264
00:11:22,358 --> 00:11:24,960
Well... I'm usually more
comfortable around things
265
00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:26,995
if I can put them
in my mouth.
266
00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:28,847
So, can I put it
in my mouth?
267
00:11:28,898 --> 00:11:29,965
I guess.
268
00:11:31,534 --> 00:11:33,035
This is just an album!
269
00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:35,554
Yeah, that's what I've
been trying to tell you.
270
00:11:35,622 --> 00:11:37,423
So, you know,
can you forgive me?
271
00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:39,875
Oh, I suppose so.
272
00:11:39,943 --> 00:11:41,810
I mean, Magellan forgave
the "Land Ho" prankster.
273
00:11:41,878 --> 00:11:43,112
Land ho!
274
00:11:43,179 --> 00:11:44,363
Where?! Where?!
275
00:11:44,431 --> 00:11:45,764
Psych! Made you
look, loser.
276
00:11:45,832 --> 00:11:47,099
Good thing
there wasn't land
277
00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:49,067
or else you'd have
to meet the natives
278
00:11:49,135 --> 00:11:50,769
with that mustard stain on your shirt.
What stain?
279
00:11:50,837 --> 00:11:51,970
Ah!
280
00:11:52,038 --> 00:11:54,339
Ugh! Why did I even bring
you on this trip?!
281
00:11:54,407 --> 00:11:55,741
Because I'm the best
damn land spotter
282
00:11:55,809 --> 00:11:56,942
in all of Europe.
283
00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:58,477
It's true.
You are the best.
284
00:11:58,545 --> 00:12:00,446
Yeah, I don't need you
to tell me that.
285
00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:06,351
Dad, I can't take
this anymore.
286
00:12:06,419 --> 00:12:10,389
I'm so tired
and I'm so hungry.
287
00:12:10,457 --> 00:12:12,241
I got an idea, Chris.
Follow me.
288
00:12:13,743 --> 00:12:14,893
What are we doing?
289
00:12:14,944 --> 00:12:17,362
I saw a forest like this
in a book one time,
290
00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:19,631
and I know there's a gingerbread
house out here somewhere.
291
00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:21,033
Do you think
we could find it?!
292
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,985
We have to, Chris.
We-we gotta eat something
293
00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:24,286
besides what
they're feeding us.
294
00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:26,021
I know what
you mean, Dad.
295
00:12:26,089 --> 00:12:28,690
I'm so hungry I could
eat this dead camper.
296
00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:29,992
Holy crap!
297
00:12:35,899 --> 00:12:38,467
Well, we clearly don't have
all the evidence yet,
298
00:12:38,535 --> 00:12:40,602
but that's never
stopped us before, right?
299
00:12:44,157 --> 00:12:46,024
Oh, there's no other cops here.
300
00:12:46,092 --> 00:12:49,027
But we do know one thing,
this kid was murdered.
301
00:12:50,263 --> 00:12:51,530
Murdered?!
Who in the world
302
00:12:51,598 --> 00:12:52,764
would want to
kill a camper?
303
00:12:52,832 --> 00:12:54,366
Don't look at me.
304
00:12:54,434 --> 00:12:55,951
I'm just here to
drop off my son.
305
00:12:56,035 --> 00:13:00,455
Justin? Justin,
that does not work for me.
306
00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:02,291
And it looks like there
are signs of trauma
307
00:13:02,358 --> 00:13:03,792
around the throat.
308
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,761
Somebody strangled
this fat kid.
309
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,162
Wait. He was strangled?
310
00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:08,230
Yeah.
311
00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:09,631
Joe, I know
who did it.
312
00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:11,166
You do? Who?
313
00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:12,918
Well, there's
only one person I know
314
00:13:12,969 --> 00:13:14,636
who likes to strangle fat guys:
315
00:13:14,721 --> 00:13:16,455
Patrick Pewterschmidt.
316
00:13:16,523 --> 00:13:17,256
Who's that?
317
00:13:17,323 --> 00:13:19,558
My brother-in-law.
318
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:22,811
People call him"The Fat Guy Strangler."
319
00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:26,298
He's always had a thingfor strangling fat guys.
320
00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:28,834
I guess he fits
the profile, Peter,
321
00:13:28,902 --> 00:13:31,103
but Lois's brother is
locked up in an asylum.
322
00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:33,305
Well, either way,
we gotta get out of here.
323
00:13:33,373 --> 00:13:34,740
Otherwise,
we're just sitting ducks!
324
00:13:34,807 --> 00:13:37,576
Hey, we all know this guy
goes for the classy ladies.
325
00:13:37,644 --> 00:13:39,177
In fact, I once
caught him trying
326
00:13:39,245 --> 00:13:40,445
to pick up
a quack whore.
327
00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:44,016
All right, calm down.
328
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:46,018
We all make bad choices.
329
00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:50,255
Hello?
330
00:13:50,323 --> 00:13:51,557
Lois, I hope
you're sitting down.
331
00:13:51,624 --> 00:13:52,758
I got something
to tell ya.
332
00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:54,159
Oh, God, what's wrong?
333
00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:56,078
Is everything okay?
Is it Chris?
334
00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:57,546
No, it's Peter,
your husband.
335
00:13:57,614 --> 00:13:59,181
But I'm calling
with big news.
336
00:13:59,249 --> 00:14:00,882
I was Anita in
the camp production
337
00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:02,317
of West Side Story.
338
00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,786
Peter, you know you're terrible
at patter songs.
339
00:14:04,854 --> 00:14:06,455
I did okay.
340
00:14:06,522 --> 00:14:08,840
♪ ...America ♪
341
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,475
♪ ...America ♪
342
00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:11,676
♪ ...America ♪
343
00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:15,097
♪ ...America. ♪
344
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,398
I got other news, too.
345
00:14:16,466 --> 00:14:18,634
One of the fat kids at camp
got strangled!
346
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,269
Oh, my God!
347
00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:22,137
Yeah, but don't worry.
It ain't your brother.
348
00:14:22,205 --> 00:14:23,572
He's still locked up
in that asylum.
349
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,008
Um, Mom...
350
00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:27,843
look who dropped
by for a visit.
351
00:14:29,212 --> 00:14:31,113
Hello, Lois.
352
00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:32,514
Patrick!
353
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:33,782
It's been
a long time.
354
00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:36,134
Peter, he's here!
355
00:14:36,202 --> 00:14:38,136
Wait a second, Lois,
I want to go back
356
00:14:38,204 --> 00:14:40,005
to what you said
about my patter singing.
357
00:14:40,073 --> 00:14:41,306
Who gives you
the right?!
358
00:14:41,374 --> 00:14:42,708
You know I carried
Pirates of Penzance
359
00:14:42,775 --> 00:14:45,277
that season at Quahog
Community Theater.
360
00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:48,513
♪ I am the
...general ♪
361
00:14:48,581 --> 00:14:51,016
♪ ...mineral ♪
362
00:14:51,084 --> 00:14:53,452
♪ ...historical ♪
363
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,520
♪ ...with the eggs on top. ♪
364
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,820
Man, I hope we get back
to your house
365
00:15:03,872 --> 00:15:05,789
before Patrick hurts
anyone else!
366
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,875
If he even lays
a finger on my family,
367
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:10,043
I'll do to him
what I did to the Riddler.
368
00:15:21,639 --> 00:15:23,240
Freeze, psycho!
369
00:15:23,308 --> 00:15:24,775
Oh, Peter, thank God!
370
00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:26,610
Patrick Pewterschmidt,
you're under arrest
371
00:15:26,678 --> 00:15:29,613
for the murder of, uh...
372
00:15:29,681 --> 00:15:31,715
I didn't get
the kid's name.
373
00:15:31,783 --> 00:15:33,217
We're supposed to do that.
374
00:15:33,284 --> 00:15:34,735
Lois, you called
the cops?
375
00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:38,539
Patrick, you're my brother and
I love you, but you're not well.
376
00:15:38,606 --> 00:15:39,790
But I'm better now.
377
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,058
I've put my past
behind me.
378
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,392
Save it, Patrick.
379
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:45,195
We know you escaped
from the asylum and killed...
380
00:15:45,263 --> 00:15:47,064
Bill, we'll just call him
"Bill" for now.
381
00:15:47,131 --> 00:15:48,732
Escaped?
I-I didn't escape.
382
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,368
Just this morning, a very nice
gentleman opened my cell door
383
00:15:51,436 --> 00:15:53,136
and said I was
free to go.
384
00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:55,506
Yeah, nice try.
That's not how it works.
385
00:15:55,573 --> 00:15:58,609
Uncle Patrick, why do you
strangle fat people?
386
00:15:58,676 --> 00:15:59,977
It's probably
a weird fetish thing.
387
00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:01,545
Some criminals have 'em.
388
00:16:01,613 --> 00:16:03,280
Like those anal-retentive
bandits
389
00:16:03,348 --> 00:16:04,948
who robbed Quahog Bank
last year.
390
00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:07,451
All right, hands in the air!
Vertically!
391
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:09,353
Both arms should be
parallel to each other!
392
00:16:09,404 --> 00:16:11,905
You, fill this bag with clean,
unmarked bills!
393
00:16:11,990 --> 00:16:14,892
But first fix that notepad
so it's at a right angle
394
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,360
with the corner of your desk!
395
00:16:16,427 --> 00:16:18,579
And tap that pile of receipts
against a flat surface
396
00:16:18,663 --> 00:16:20,030
so they're not sticking out
haphazardly!
397
00:16:20,098 --> 00:16:21,398
You know what?!
Forget about the money!
398
00:16:21,449 --> 00:16:22,533
Everybody grab a broom!
399
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,734
We are straightening
this place up!
400
00:16:27,222 --> 00:16:28,388
All right, campers,
401
00:16:28,456 --> 00:16:30,057
until the Fat Guy Strangler
is caught,
402
00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:32,459
everyone has to stay
inside their cabins.
403
00:16:32,527 --> 00:16:34,061
Now I'm gonna do
a stomach count.
404
00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:35,829
When I call your name,
please respond.
405
00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:36,863
Jenkins?
406
00:16:37,899 --> 00:16:38,865
Robertson?
407
00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:40,901
Davis?
408
00:16:40,969 --> 00:16:42,736
Elliot?
409
00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:43,637
Where's Elliot?
410
00:16:43,705 --> 00:16:45,105
I think he's asleep.
411
00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:47,641
Elliot?
Elliot, wake up.
412
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:50,127
Elliot?
413
00:16:51,696 --> 00:16:53,030
Officer Swanson here.
414
00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:54,932
What?! Oh, my God!
415
00:16:54,999 --> 00:16:56,667
What is it, Joe?
416
00:16:56,734 --> 00:16:58,769
Another camper was strangled
half an hour ago.
417
00:16:58,836 --> 00:17:01,038
But... that means...
418
00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:03,206
Patrick can't be
the killer.
419
00:17:03,274 --> 00:17:05,175
That's what I was
trying to tell you.
420
00:17:05,243 --> 00:17:06,810
Acknowledged. I'm on it.
421
00:17:06,878 --> 00:17:08,579
Joe, would you settle
a camp argument?
422
00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:10,547
Is it "Bombardment"
or "Dodgeball"?
423
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:11,315
Dodgeball.
424
00:17:11,382 --> 00:17:12,416
Ah, you don't know.
425
00:17:12,483 --> 00:17:14,117
Well, I'd better
put out an APB
426
00:17:14,185 --> 00:17:15,652
to all
the neighboring towns.
427
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,521
Oh, the murderer won't leave
the camp.
428
00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:19,489
What?
What are you talking about?
429
00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:20,924
He's "feeding."
430
00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:23,060
He killed twice and
he's gonna do it again.
431
00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:25,679
He's got plenty of places
to hide out there
432
00:17:25,763 --> 00:17:27,230
and a fully stocked corral
of victims.
433
00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:28,682
How do you know that?
434
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,567
Trust me. I know.
435
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,753
You know, Joe, maybe Patrick can
actually be of help.
436
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,205
I mean, who better to get
inside the mind of someone
437
00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:37,541
who's strangling fat people
than someone who's done it himself?
438
00:17:37,609 --> 00:17:38,875
Yeah, give him a chance, Joe.
439
00:17:38,943 --> 00:17:40,711
Like I did with scary teenagers.
440
00:17:40,778 --> 00:17:43,046
I used to be afraid of 'em,
until I realized
441
00:17:43,114 --> 00:17:44,381
they were just misunderstood.
442
00:17:44,449 --> 00:17:46,283
Hey, fat ass,
give me your wallet!
443
00:17:46,351 --> 00:17:47,584
I could give you
my wallet,
444
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:50,020
but what I think
you really want...
445
00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:51,355
is love.
446
00:17:51,422 --> 00:17:53,023
It's true!
447
00:17:58,413 --> 00:17:59,646
I'm taking your shoes.
448
00:18:06,487 --> 00:18:07,704
Poor kid.
449
00:18:07,772 --> 00:18:09,106
You know,
the weirdest thing is
450
00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:10,724
his bunk is right next
to Chris's.
451
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,125
Yeah, that was
a close call.
452
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:14,161
Oh, it was more
than a close call.
453
00:18:14,228 --> 00:18:16,830
You said the first victim was
wearing a baseball cap,
454
00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:18,365
this second one is blond...
455
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,567
The killer wasn't trying
to murder this kid.
456
00:18:20,652 --> 00:18:22,569
He was trying to murder Chris.
457
00:18:22,637 --> 00:18:24,104
Oh, my God!
458
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:26,356
W-Why would anyone
want to kill Chris?
459
00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:27,808
I don't know,
but I do know
460
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,010
that he's in a great deal
of danger right now.
461
00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:31,561
Come on. Let's go!
Yeah!
462
00:18:31,629 --> 00:18:34,398
But wait, this is our last
chance to do a panty raid!
463
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,417
Yay! Fat camp!
We got it!
464
00:18:37,502 --> 00:18:39,369
Oh, no, a gust of wind!
465
00:18:56,104 --> 00:18:58,855
Wha, what
are you doing here?
466
00:18:58,923 --> 00:19:00,757
You dishonored me,
Chris Griffin.
467
00:19:00,825 --> 00:19:03,410
No one has ever eaten
more hot dogs than me.
468
00:19:03,478 --> 00:19:05,228
Now you must die!
469
00:19:33,608 --> 00:19:34,924
Hey, fat ass!
470
00:19:36,394 --> 00:19:37,994
I got news for you.
471
00:19:38,062 --> 00:19:41,164
The News of the World!
472
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,401
Why does robot hold
dead people?!
473
00:19:44,469 --> 00:19:46,119
Is that future or past?!
474
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:55,045
Oh, my God, Stewie,
you saved my life!
475
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:57,030
Ah, you would've done
the same for me, Chris.
476
00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:59,366
The important thing is,
we're all gonna be okay.
477
00:19:59,434 --> 00:20:00,717
Right, Giant Robot?
478
00:20:11,028 --> 00:20:15,031
Charles Yamamoto...
went from eating champion
479
00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:16,433
to cold-blooded killer.
480
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:17,667
Who'd have thought?
481
00:20:17,735 --> 00:20:19,569
Wait a minute, Joe.
That's the guy who opened
482
00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:21,471
the door to my cell
yesterday and told me
483
00:20:21,539 --> 00:20:22,606
I could leave
the asylum.
484
00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:24,274
Huh. Is that right?
485
00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:25,842
Well, then it
all makes sense.
486
00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:27,110
Yamamoto wanted it
to look like
487
00:20:27,178 --> 00:20:29,079
you broke out
on your own.
488
00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:30,514
That way,
when he murdered Chris,
489
00:20:30,581 --> 00:20:33,283
it was a cinch that you would
take the blame.
490
00:20:33,351 --> 00:20:37,220
Well, Patrick, I guess
we all owe you an apology.
491
00:20:37,288 --> 00:20:38,255
Patrick?
492
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:40,190
Where did he go?
493
00:20:40,258 --> 00:20:41,558
He was just
right here.
494
00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:42,592
What happened?!
495
00:20:44,245 --> 00:20:45,829
Damn it!
He must've gotten away!
496
00:20:45,897 --> 00:20:47,097
How is that possible?!
497
00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:48,965
I don't know,
but I'd better make it
498
00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:50,567
look like there
was a struggle.
499
00:20:50,635 --> 00:20:51,835
Someone punch me
in the face.
500
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,621
I'm a good friend
to you.
501
00:20:54,646 --> 00:20:58,646
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502
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