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�n ziua de azi
nu-�i vine s� crezi
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T�mpeniile ce-�i sunt date
la TV s� le vezi
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Oare unde sunt acele valori din trecut
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Cu care to�i am crescut?
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Noroc c� mai exist� un familist
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Noroc c� exist� un om care
�tie s� te fac�, se pare,
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Fericit sau trist
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E ... un... fa... mi... list!
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Traducerea: Alex C
www.titr�ri.ro
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Cleveland, te-ai entuziasmat
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�n leg�tur� cu pre�edintele Ubama, nu?
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Poftim?
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�tii cum mul�i spuneau c�
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"Ubama nu va reu�i",
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dar el �nc� rezist�.
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Peter, e "Obama".
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Ei, tu-bama, eu-bama, noi-bama,
cui �i pas�?
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E un negru �n costum,
ne putem mira de asta.
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Cleveland, e grozav
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c� te-ai �ntors cu noi la Scoic�,
chiar dac� e doar o s�pt�m�n�.
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Stai pu�in, �mi sun� telefonul.
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Peter, folose�ti melodia noastr�!
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Mul�umesc.
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Nu sta�i prea bine cu audien�a
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�i trebuie s� facem �i noi tot ce...
Bun�, Lois.
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Peter, unde naiba e�ti?
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Mi-ai spus c� vei face curat
�n cutiile din pivni��
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�i le vei pune �n beci.
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Lois, e doar munc� aiurea.
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A�a �i e.
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�ncerc s� te �in departe
de str�zi �i droguri.
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Bomboanele alea le vindeam!
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Salut, salut! Vrei ni�te bomboane
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ca s� ne putem lua uniforme noi
pentru echipa de baseball?
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De unde ai bomboanele alea?
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Peter, trebuie s� vii acas�.
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Ai promis �i c� repari
raftul din garaj.
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Lois, nu te mai aud.
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Alo? Alo?
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Alo?
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Bun�, Lois.
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M� numesc Mike �i m� aflu altundeva
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�i �ncerc s� sun �i eu.
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Bine, Mike.
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Spune-i lui Peter c� va avea probleme
c�nd ajunge acas�.
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�i po�i spune tu,
pentru c� Mike e Peter!
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Dumnezeule.
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Vorbe�ti serios?
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A fost foarte conving�tor, Peter.
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�tiu!
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Dumnezeule.
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Asta-i toat� via�a mea �n ultima vreme.
O gr�mad� de munci.
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M-am s�turat s� m� pun� Lois
s� fac tot felul de t�mpenii.
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�tiu ce spui, Peter.
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Bonnie mereu m� pune
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s� fac tot felul de lucruri imposibile
prin cas�.
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Joe, vezi s� sco�i
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toate urmele de ro�i
de pe covor.
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�nva�� s� tr�ie�ti cu asta, Bonnie!
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Avem urme!
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Oamenii las� urme!
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�i eu v� �n�eleg.
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E dificil s�-mi men�in
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frigiderul de burlac
�nc�t s� fie deprimant.
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S� vedem.
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Laptele fostei prietene.
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Bere ghimbir de acum doi ani.
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Am g�sit, lapte expirat.
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Dumnezeule, Jenny,
ce t�n�r� ar��i!
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Eu simpatizez cu to�i.
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Donna m� face s�-l ascult pe Gayle King
la Radio XM 19 ore pe zi.
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Am �ncercat s� m� sinucid
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�nghi�ind o unghier�,
dar am procesat-o.
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Ce naiba s-a �nt�mplat cu noi?
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Puteam s� facem orice vrem.
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Acum, iat�-ne,
�n floarea v�rstei
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�i am ajuns sclavii femeilor.
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�tiu. Pentru mine,
o zi plin�
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e atunci c�nd m� uit
la porno cu scaune cu rotile.
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Frate, ce sar sc�nteile
din alea...
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E pervers?
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Nu, �n mare, sunt doar scaune
care se lovesc �ntre ele.
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Uneori, regizorul apare �n cadru
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ca s� le schimbe pozi�iile.
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De ce nu ne facem noi
distrac�ia noastr�?
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- Ce vrei s� spui?
- Nu �tiu.
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Poate c� noi patru ar trebui
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s� facem ceva
ca s� ne rec�tig�m libertatea.
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S� mergem �ntr-o drume�ie,
�ntr-o aventur�.
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Quagmire, e o idee grozav�!
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S� facem o drume�ie!
Cine se bag�?
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Nu. Nu, nu...
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Tu nu, Seamus.
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C�cu��...
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Asculta�i aici, femei.
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Vrem s� spunem ceva
�i nu accept�m un refuz.
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Mergem �ntr-o drume�ie.
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Nu �tim c�t vom lipsi
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�i nu v� a�tepta�i s� v� sun�m.
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Drume�ia asta e pentru b�rba�i.
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Vom urca la volan
dup� c�teva beri
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�i nu ve�i face scandal
din cauza asta.
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Vom str�nuta �i nu vom pune
m�na la gur�.
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�i nimeni nu ne poate opri.
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Bine, eu sunt de acord.
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- Sigur.
- Bine.
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Ar fi dr�gu�.
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Am avea ocazia
s� st�m numai noi, fetele.
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Bine, atunci.
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Unde merge�i?
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Mergem �n New Orleans.
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Capitala petrecerilor �n America.
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Unde g�se�ti Strada Urin�rii
F�r� Oprire.
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Acolo totul �ine de m�rgele.
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�tim cu to�ii ce se �nt�mpl� aici.
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E doar sugerat, dar �tim cu to�ii
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ce se �nt�mpl� �n g�ndul �sta.
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Copiii nu �tiu, dar noi �tim.
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INTRA�I �N STATUL GEORGIA
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DAC� PUTE�I CITI ASTA,
PUNEM NOI M�NA PE VOI!
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Ma�ina asta �nchiriat�
�i face to�i banii.
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Bine, �tiu eu una.
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A�i prefera s� fi�i un boschetar
cu o �ans� de cinci la sut�
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s� prime�ti o mo�tenire imens�,
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sau s� fii Hitler, cu doi ani �nainte
de sf�r�itul r�zboiului?
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�tii c� la urma urmei trebuie
s� te �mpu�ti,
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dar tot ai doi ani de tr�it
�n pielea lui Hitler.
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Dac� e�ti boschetar,
ai unde s� dormi?
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O trec�toare, un pod...
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Ai alta �n fiecare noapte.
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Ca Hitler, pot schimba
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anumite politici,
cu speran�a de a fi privit
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mai favorabil la sf�r�itul r�zboiului?
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Nu, deja ai dat-o ur�t de gard.
Mul�i jidani mor�i.
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Sunt boschetar �ntr-un stat republican
sau democrat?
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Democrat, dar din mijlocul vestului.
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Frate...
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Nu prea cred, e cam frig acolo.
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Am voie s� modific musta�a?
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Frate, de ce tot �ncerci
s� dregi varianta cu Hitler?
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Am voie s� ucid al�i boschetari
ca s�-mi creasc� �ansele?
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Ucide pe cine vrei.
E�ti boschetar.
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Sunt un boschetar umbl�tor?
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Nu. Quagmire �i Cleveland sunt,
dar tu nu e�ti.
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Stai pu�in,
a� fi un Hitler paralizat?
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Da.
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A� fi un Hitler negru?
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Da. Nu.
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Stai pu�in.
De ce eu trebuie s� fiu
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un Hitler ciung,
dar el poate fi Hitler alb?
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Dac� ai vreo problem� cu asta,
Joe, f�-te boschetar, �i gata!
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Asta n-a fost foarte amuzant�.
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Stai pu�in, unde suntem?
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Da, nu mai pare a fi
strada principal�.
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Crezi c� am cotit gre�it?
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Sper c� nu.
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Zonele astea l�turalnice
din sud,
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nu sunt un loc bun
�n care s� te pierzi.
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Nu se poate...
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Nu v� face�i griji, b�ie�i.
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Am citit nic�ieri s� �erifii
din sud �i doresc
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s� fie adresa�i cu superioritate
de �mecherii din nord.
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'n� ziua.
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Care e problema, dle poli�ist?
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Ne afl�m �ntr-o extraordinar� grab�.
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Voi nu sunte�i din zon�, nu?
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�erifule, �ncerc s� �nv��
dialectul sudic.
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Asta �nseamn� ceva?
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Ne pare foarte r�u, dle �erif
�i vrem s� cooper�m
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pe c�t de mult posibil.
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M� amenin�i?
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Nu, domnule.
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Cui �i spui tu domn, b�iete?
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Sunt un ofi�er al legii,
�n plata statului.
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Am observat c� ave�i un far spart.
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Serios? Eu nu v�d...
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V�d c� nici semnalizarea
nu prea merge.
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Uite, domnule,
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�i eu sunt ofi�er de poli�ie.
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�tiu cum merg jocurile astea.
�i eu le folosesc.
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Ce a�i spune s� rezolv�m cumva?
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E�ti poli�ist, deci?
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S�-�i v�d insigna.
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Se pare c� acum e�ti civil.
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Va trebui s� v� perchezi�ionez ma�ina.
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Ia te uit�.
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Ce am g�sit aici?
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Fii serios! Tu ai pus-o acolo!
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Aveam droguri?
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Dumnezeule, eu de ce conduc beat,
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c�nd puteam de fapt s� fiu drogat?
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A�i dat de naiba.
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Dispecerat, �eriful Nichols.
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Aduc patru infractori,
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suspec�i de posesie de droguri
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Descriere: un afro-american,
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un ciung, un sl�b�nog
�i unul frumu�el.
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Da!
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Veni�i cu mine la sec�ie.
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Rahat!
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Sta�i a�a, b�ie�i.
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Nu v� face�i griji.
�tiu cum pot vorbi pe limba lui.
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Keith Urban.
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Continu�...
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Brett Favre.
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Te ascult.
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William H. Macy?
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O s� putrezi�i la �nchisoare.
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Ia te uit�, Cleveland.
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�n fa�a autobuzului,
�n spate,
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�n mijloc...
Vezi ce bine o duce�i?
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Nu-mi vine s� cred.
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Dou� s�pt�m�ni �n �nchisoare
pentru acuza�ii false.
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Procesul a fost o cacealma.
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Am �tiut-o de c�nd am v�zut juriul.
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M�car membrii juriului
sunt oameni ca noi.
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Nu cred c� ei sunt
de aceea�i p�rere, Peter.
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Bun�, domnilor.
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Sunt directorul �nchisorii.
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V� afla�i aici
fiindc� sunte�i criminali.
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Aici nu e sta�iune.
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Ve�i munci a�a cum n-a�i muncit
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�n via�a voastr� mizerabil�
�i de toat� jena.
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Ne vom �i juca mai mai mult, nu?
227
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Pun pariu.
228
00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:34,804
Pas �n fa��, vierme!
229
00:08:38,025 --> 00:08:40,159
Data viitoare, tu vei fi �n locul lui.
230
00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:42,128
De ce n-a fost el din prima?
231
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Ce fric� mi-e...
232
00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:46,866
Peter, �nceteaz�!
233
00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:49,302
Da, te crezi mare c�nd ai
b�ta �n m�n�, nu?
234
00:08:49,369 --> 00:08:50,536
Gata, voi �nceta.
235
00:08:53,974 --> 00:08:55,842
Nu c� e distractiv?
236
00:08:55,909 --> 00:08:56,876
�tiu.
237
00:08:56,944 --> 00:08:58,277
Despre ce s� mai vorbim?
238
00:08:58,345 --> 00:09:00,213
S� vorbim despre actri�e!
239
00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,380
Da.
240
00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:03,382
Am impresia c� Natalie Portman
241
00:09:03,450 --> 00:09:05,885
se crede mult mai bun�
dec�t restul lumii.
242
00:09:05,953 --> 00:09:08,221
E un nimeni, iar so�ul ei
e un nimeni.
243
00:09:08,288 --> 00:09:09,622
De ce Laura Linney arat� �ntotdeauna
244
00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:11,007
de parc� ar fi venit de la schiat?
245
00:09:11,074 --> 00:09:12,408
Nu �tiu cine e aia.
246
00:09:12,476 --> 00:09:14,710
Serios? The Bic C?
Love Actually?
247
00:09:14,778 --> 00:09:16,012
Nu, n-am auzit de ea.
248
00:09:16,079 --> 00:09:17,313
Ai fi �tiut cine era
249
00:09:17,381 --> 00:09:19,048
dac� a� fi spus Laura Linney
a lui Tyler Perry?
250
00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:20,416
Da, o ador!
251
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:28,074
Ce cald e aici.
252
00:09:28,142 --> 00:09:30,159
Da, ��i d�deai seama c� va fi cald
de la sunetul
253
00:09:30,227 --> 00:09:32,495
de chitar� singuratic�
�i urletul vulturului.
254
00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:38,568
Nu suntem �n pauz�!
255
00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:41,254
�napoi la treab�!
256
00:09:41,321 --> 00:09:43,689
O voi vizita pe domni�oara Liza
257
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:46,041
Voi merge �n Mississippi
258
00:09:46,093 --> 00:09:48,611
O voi vizita pe domni�oara Liza
259
00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:50,880
Voi merge �n Mississippi
260
00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:53,382
O voi vizita pe domni�oara Liza
261
00:09:53,433 --> 00:09:55,101
Voi merge �n Mississippi
262
00:09:55,185 --> 00:09:57,069
Ascult� ce fac negrii.
263
00:09:57,154 --> 00:09:58,888
Ne trebuie �i nou�
un c�ntec de albi.
264
00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:01,357
Salut!
265
00:10:01,408 --> 00:10:02,325
Ce mai faci?
266
00:10:02,392 --> 00:10:03,326
Ce mai fac ai t�i?
267
00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:04,710
Ce mai e nou?
268
00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:05,862
Sunt bine.
Ce bine.
269
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,164
Doamne feri!
270
00:10:08,231 --> 00:10:09,448
Ce s�-i faci?
Asta-i via�a?
271
00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,500
Cine poate �ti?
272
00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:11,751
Cum e nevasta?
273
00:10:11,835 --> 00:10:13,119
Trebuie s� fug!
Vai de mine!
274
00:10:13,187 --> 00:10:14,120
Adio!
Au-revoir!
275
00:10:14,188 --> 00:10:15,204
La revedere!
276
00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:27,783
E�ti Peter Griffin?
277
00:10:27,851 --> 00:10:29,519
Da, mul�umesc.
278
00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:30,937
Ce naiba e asta?
279
00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,205
E un propulsor.
280
00:10:32,272 --> 00:10:34,190
M� voi �ntoarce dup� voi, promit.
281
00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:41,330
Suntem prieteni �i �mi pare r�u
c� o s�-�i spun asta,
282
00:10:41,398 --> 00:10:43,533
dar chiar voiam s� dai gre�.
283
00:10:53,744 --> 00:10:55,978
Pun pariu pe o chestie:
c�nd ne dau drumul,
284
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,214
ne vor obliga s� trecem
pe la magazinul de suveniruri.
285
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,082
Ur�sc s� fac asta.
286
00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:01,651
A�a te prind �n capcan�.
287
00:11:01,718 --> 00:11:04,120
Ce bine va fi s� sc�p�m m�ine de aici.
288
00:11:04,187 --> 00:11:06,355
Da... S� �tii, timpul a trecut
mai repede
289
00:11:06,423 --> 00:11:07,557
dec�t m� a�teptam.
290
00:11:07,624 --> 00:11:09,292
�tii ceva?
291
00:11:09,359 --> 00:11:10,993
Am plecat din Quahog
ca s� g�sim o aventur�
292
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,496
�i s� sc�p�m de muncile anoste
de acas�,
293
00:11:13,564 --> 00:11:15,131
dar v� spun eu ceva.
294
00:11:15,198 --> 00:11:18,367
Acum c� m� g�ndesc,
vie�ile noastre nu erau at�t de rele.
295
00:11:18,435 --> 00:11:20,269
Da, mi-e dor de Lois
�i de copii.
296
00:11:20,337 --> 00:11:21,604
V� spun eu ceva.
297
00:11:21,672 --> 00:11:23,639
C�nd ajung acas�,
o s� dorm ca lemnu'.
298
00:11:23,707 --> 00:11:26,659
Eu pun lumina de veghe,
dac� nu te deranjeaz�.
299
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,077
De fapt, �tii ce?
300
00:11:28,144 --> 00:11:30,680
Te rog s� nu faci asta.
301
00:11:30,747 --> 00:11:33,299
Termina�i cu vorb�raia!
Stingerea!
302
00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:35,601
Dle director, dac� tot e
ultima noastr� sear� aici,
303
00:11:35,669 --> 00:11:37,436
pot primi un pahar cu lapte?
304
00:11:37,504 --> 00:11:38,905
Am chef de o diaree �n somn.
305
00:11:38,972 --> 00:11:40,590
Ultima noapte?
306
00:11:40,657 --> 00:11:42,325
Da' voi unde crede�i c� merge�i?
307
00:11:42,392 --> 00:11:45,461
Scrie aici c� mai ave�i 30 de zile
din sentin��.
308
00:11:45,529 --> 00:11:48,097
Poftim? Dar tribunalul a decis
c� m�ine ne vom �ntoarce acas�!
309
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,166
Tribunalul nu e aici, nu?
310
00:11:53,053 --> 00:11:54,453
Cum naiba vom face asta
311
00:11:54,521 --> 00:11:55,621
�nc� 30 de zile?
312
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,025
A�a merg lucrurile pe aici.
313
00:11:59,092 --> 00:12:01,694
Odat� ce intri,
nu mai ai voie s� ie�i.
314
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:04,363
�i mie mi-au extins sentin�a
cu 30 de zile.
315
00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:06,766
Acum 45 de ani.
316
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,184
Dumnezeule, a�i auzit?
317
00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:09,685
Vom r�m�ne aici pentru totdeauna!
318
00:12:09,753 --> 00:12:11,404
Dumnezeule, ce ne facem?
319
00:12:11,471 --> 00:12:12,905
Eu �tiu ce fac.
320
00:12:12,973 --> 00:12:14,607
Dac� tot r�m�nem aici o perioad�,
321
00:12:14,675 --> 00:12:17,443
o s�-l g�sesc pe cel mai tare tip de aici
�i o s�-i trag o b�taie.
322
00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:18,644
Stai pu�in. Eu sunt �la!
323
00:12:18,712 --> 00:12:20,796
Nu se poate, am un cu�it!
324
00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:29,617
Ce ne facem?
325
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,819
Ne vor �ine �nchi�i aici
pentru totdeauna!
326
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,638
Nu st�m aici pentru totdeauna.
327
00:12:33,706 --> 00:12:35,273
- Vom pleca de aici.
- Cum?
328
00:12:35,341 --> 00:12:36,824
Vom evada.
329
00:12:36,892 --> 00:12:37,625
Poftim?
330
00:12:37,693 --> 00:12:39,010
Uite. Uneori, �n via��,
331
00:12:39,078 --> 00:12:41,362
trebuie s�-�i bagi piciorul
�i s� mergi �nainte.
332
00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:43,264
Totu�i, a�a am c�tigat revolu�ia.
333
00:12:43,332 --> 00:12:46,868
Dle colonel, englezii au tran�ee
dincolo de r�u.
334
00:12:46,935 --> 00:12:48,669
Le-am ordonat solda�ilor
s� men�in� pozi�ia.
335
00:12:52,591 --> 00:12:54,559
Nu. Spune-le c� travers�m r�ul.
336
00:12:54,626 --> 00:12:56,194
Dar dle colonel Tragecapr�, noi...
337
00:12:56,261 --> 00:12:57,745
Nu. Trebuie s� o facem.
338
00:12:57,813 --> 00:12:59,480
Pentru... Din cauz�...
A�a e strategia.
339
00:13:05,254 --> 00:13:07,188
Dac� e s� evad�m de aici,
340
00:13:07,239 --> 00:13:08,623
trebuie s� trecem de paznici.
341
00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:10,091
Am eu o idee.
342
00:13:10,159 --> 00:13:12,076
Nu va fi frumos,
dar ave�i r�bdare.
343
00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:15,646
Nu se poate,
am c�zut din scaunul cu rotile!
344
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,500
Nu m� ajuta�i!
345
00:13:19,568 --> 00:13:21,436
Trebuie s� m� descurc singur!
346
00:13:21,703 --> 00:13:23,671
Ce faci, Joe?
Ne faci de ru�ine.
347
00:13:23,739 --> 00:13:25,072
Nu mai spune.
Se uit�?
348
00:13:28,176 --> 00:13:30,911
Nu. Chiar fac tot posibilul
s� te evite.
349
00:13:30,979 --> 00:13:32,546
Tocmai. Nimeni nu vrea
350
00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:34,882
s� vad� un invalid cum se chinuie
pentru independen�a sa.
351
00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:37,985
Vom c�tiga cel pu�in 15 minute
�n care se vor feri de noi.
352
00:13:38,053 --> 00:13:40,021
Acum �i dau gata.
353
00:13:40,088 --> 00:13:41,922
C�t de umilitor.
354
00:13:41,974 --> 00:13:45,710
Sunt un adult pe cale s� pl�ng�.
355
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,154
Nu pot umbla!
356
00:13:57,222 --> 00:13:59,256
De ce naiba nu pot umbla?
357
00:13:59,324 --> 00:14:02,193
Deja nu m� mai prefac!
358
00:14:02,277 --> 00:14:04,178
Nu, nu! Nu te uita.
359
00:14:04,246 --> 00:14:06,380
Dac� �l prive�ti �n ochi,
va trebui s� �l aju�i.
360
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:10,150
útia fug!
361
00:14:11,453 --> 00:14:13,204
Da�i drumul la c�ini!
362
00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:47,020
Am reu�it!
363
00:14:47,072 --> 00:14:48,322
Planul t�u a func�ionat, Joe!
364
00:14:48,373 --> 00:14:50,241
V-am spus c� se vor uita
�n alt� parte.
365
00:14:50,325 --> 00:14:51,709
Da, Joe, a fost uimitor.
366
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:54,145
A fost mai u�or dec�t s�-i furi acadeaua
unui copil n�scut prematur.
367
00:14:58,383 --> 00:15:01,402
Eu... ��i voi lua asta.
368
00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:13,564
Am o idee
369
00:15:13,632 --> 00:15:15,933
pentru ceva foarte amuzant.
370
00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:19,704
Bine, Bonnie, adu-o.
371
00:15:19,771 --> 00:15:21,338
E �n dulap.
372
00:15:21,406 --> 00:15:24,358
Brian! Brian, vino aici!
373
00:15:24,426 --> 00:15:25,976
Ce faci?
374
00:15:26,044 --> 00:15:27,194
Citesc.
375
00:15:27,262 --> 00:15:29,530
�i ce... ce...
376
00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:31,365
Ce cite�ti?
377
00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:33,534
Voiam s� termina cartea
lui Jonathan Franzen.
378
00:15:33,602 --> 00:15:35,536
Trebuie s� recunosc,
are anumite momente bune,
379
00:15:35,604 --> 00:15:37,037
dar e complet supraapreciat�.
380
00:15:37,105 --> 00:15:39,774
Nu vreau s� spun
c� am scris ceva similar
381
00:15:39,841 --> 00:15:41,442
acum c��iva ani,
dar ideea e c�...
382
00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:42,810
Prinde�i-l!
383
00:15:42,878 --> 00:15:45,146
Ce? Ce vre�i s� face�i?
384
00:15:45,213 --> 00:15:46,964
- Prinde-i l�bu�a! Stai locului!
- Ce vre�i?
385
00:15:47,048 --> 00:15:48,632
- Pune-l �n patru labe!
- Nu. Ce vre�i s�...
386
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,201
- Nu vreau s� fac asta.
- Dac� face figuri,
387
00:15:50,268 --> 00:15:51,469
bag�-i un deget �n fund!
388
00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:54,655
Calmeaz�-te!
389
00:15:58,427 --> 00:15:59,927
Acum pe Stewie!
390
00:15:59,995 --> 00:16:02,730
Se pare c� asta e noaptea
�n care t�rfele vor muri.
391
00:16:05,283 --> 00:16:07,568
M�-ntreb ce a f�cut azi
ga�ca cu lan�uri.
392
00:16:07,619 --> 00:16:09,487
Sper c� nu pierdem ceva mi�to.
393
00:16:09,571 --> 00:16:11,105
Poate ar trebui s� ne �ntoarcem.
394
00:16:11,173 --> 00:16:12,323
B�ie�i, am v�zut o cas�.
395
00:16:13,892 --> 00:16:15,309
Poate g�sim acolo ceva
396
00:16:15,377 --> 00:16:17,094
cu care s� t�iem lan�urile.
397
00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,922
Se pare c� nu e nimeni acas�.
398
00:16:27,973 --> 00:16:30,007
Parc� ar fi chei de c�tu�e.
399
00:16:30,075 --> 00:16:31,008
De unde �tii asta?
400
00:16:32,444 --> 00:16:34,345
Sunt chei de c�tu�e, ��i spun eu.
401
00:16:34,429 --> 00:16:36,280
A func�ionat!
402
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,201
S� �tii c�-s cam multe poze
403
00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:41,769
cu �eriful prin casa asta.
404
00:16:41,837 --> 00:16:43,137
E un b�rbat ar�tos.
405
00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:45,873
Cred c� mul�i din ora�
au poze cu el.
406
00:16:47,058 --> 00:16:49,510
Nu se poate! �eriful!
407
00:16:49,578 --> 00:16:50,911
Repede, �n dulap!
408
00:16:58,336 --> 00:17:00,070
Cine e acolo?
409
00:17:00,138 --> 00:17:01,705
Sunt eu, dragule.
410
00:17:01,773 --> 00:17:03,407
Nu �tiam c� e�ti acas�.
411
00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:05,276
Ce faci �n dulap?
412
00:17:05,443 --> 00:17:06,844
Chestii de nevast�.
413
00:17:06,912 --> 00:17:09,446
Eu sunt doar �n trecere.
414
00:17:09,514 --> 00:17:11,148
Au evadat ni�te prizonieri
415
00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:13,183
�i �l ajut pe directorul �nchisorii
s�-i prind�.
416
00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:15,753
Poate ar trebui s� le dai drumul.
417
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,471
�tii c� nu pot face asta.
418
00:17:17,539 --> 00:17:19,206
Tot timpul e�ti la serviciu.
419
00:17:19,274 --> 00:17:21,108
Poate ar trebui
s� mai stai �i pe acas�.
420
00:17:21,176 --> 00:17:22,443
S� mai stai cu mine.
421
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:23,677
Poate c� ai dreptate, drag�.
422
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,145
Poate c� lucrez prea mult.
423
00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:26,480
�tii ce?
424
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:28,315
�i las s� scape.
425
00:17:28,383 --> 00:17:29,717
Ai face asta pentru mine?
426
00:17:29,784 --> 00:17:31,435
A� face orice pentru tine.
427
00:17:31,503 --> 00:17:32,836
Te iubesc.
428
00:17:32,904 --> 00:17:34,338
�i eu te iubesc.
429
00:17:34,406 --> 00:17:36,407
Ie�i afar� �i s�rut�-m�.
430
00:17:36,491 --> 00:17:38,108
Peter, nu!
431
00:17:38,176 --> 00:17:40,077
Stai pu�in!
Eu nu am nevast�!
432
00:17:57,162 --> 00:17:58,478
Spre calea ferat�!
433
00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:04,651
útia trag dup� noi!
434
00:18:04,703 --> 00:18:06,754
Noroc c� personajele negative
habar n-au s� �inteasc�.
435
00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:09,440
Frate, ce scap �tia!
436
00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:10,958
Repede, sus!
437
00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:20,384
- Am reu�it.
- Am ajuns.
438
00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:22,219
A fost c�t pe ce.
439
00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,804
B�ie�i, am reu�it.
440
00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:26,306
Parc� n-am mai m�ncat
de o s�pt�m�n�.
441
00:18:26,358 --> 00:18:27,808
Dac� trecem pe l�ng�
un McDaniels,
442
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:29,643
sau un Burger Queen,
hai s� ie�im.
443
00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:31,395
Am uitat, suntem la televizor...
444
00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:33,346
Ce mi-ar pl�cea un Bopper rumenit!
445
00:18:33,398 --> 00:18:36,650
Ce frustrant. �tim cu to�ii
despre ce vorbim.
446
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:45,025
A fost o aventur� pe cinste.
447
00:18:45,076 --> 00:18:47,461
Da, e bine s� fii �napoi
pe teritorii familiare.
448
00:18:49,814 --> 00:18:51,298
Voi unde credea�i c� pleca�i?
449
00:18:51,366 --> 00:18:53,417
Sunte�i fugitivi �n statul meu,
450
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,552
iar eu v� voi duce �napoi.
451
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,737
Nu!
452
00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:58,022
Nu prea cred.
453
00:18:58,089 --> 00:19:00,958
Te afli �n jurisdic�ia mea, acum,
dle �erif Respira�ie de Fund.
454
00:19:05,964 --> 00:19:08,015
Joe, cum ai reu�it?
455
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,317
Am dat un telefon
de la McDaniels,
456
00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:12,886
c�nd v-a�i luat voi
McFingers de pui
457
00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:15,589
�i Diet Conks
cu Cartofi Vr�ji�i.
458
00:19:15,657 --> 00:19:18,058
E prea de tot.
Doar nu ei de�in cartofii pr�ji�i!
459
00:19:18,109 --> 00:19:21,161
Ai ceva tupeu s� conduci
prin ora�ul meu
460
00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,964
cu un far spart.
461
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:27,334
�i parbriz spart.
462
00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:29,753
�i o ran� ne�ngrijit�.
463
00:19:32,273 --> 00:19:34,958
Ai depus un jur�m�nt, �erifule.
Ca �i mine.
464
00:19:35,026 --> 00:19:36,427
S� protejezi �i s� aju�i.
465
00:19:36,494 --> 00:19:38,195
Nu s� h�r�uie�ti �i s� fii cretin.
466
00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:39,947
Chiar dac� ai insign�,
asta nu �nseamn�
467
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:41,865
c� te po�i purta cum vrei
cu lumea.
468
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:43,784
Ca ofi�er al legii
469
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:45,903
ai obliga�ia s� fii un model
470
00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:49,239
�n fa�a omului obi�nuit.
471
00:19:49,324 --> 00:19:52,009
Dispari din ora�ul meu.
472
00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:02,119
Bravo, Joe!
473
00:20:02,187 --> 00:20:04,288
E bine s� te �ntorci �n nord,
474
00:20:04,355 --> 00:20:05,756
unde lumea e civilizat�.
475
00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:08,742
Voi a�i ie�it la �nt�lnire?
476
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,778
Ce gay!
477
00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:16,383
Dumnezeule, Peter,
ce experien��.
478
00:20:16,451 --> 00:20:19,319
Conteaz� doar
c� te-ai �ntors acas� �ntreg.
479
00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:22,222
Da. �i s� �tii c� am �nv��at ceva
din toat� asta.
480
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,657
�tii ce?
481
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:25,509
Am f�cut asta de miliarde de ori.
482
00:20:25,577 --> 00:20:28,245
Voi imita doar tonul vocii.
483
00:20:51,362 --> 00:20:56,616
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