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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,823 --> 00:00:18,317 This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. 2 00:00:18,427 --> 00:00:20,327 They didn't know it yet... 3 00:00:20,429 --> 00:00:23,330 ... but there was something greater in store for them... 4 00:00:23,432 --> 00:00:25,400 ... something epic. 5 00:00:43,819 --> 00:00:46,151 Meet our first orphan - Lucy. 6 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,750 She had been raised by a kindly old museum curator. 7 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,100 - But alas... - Ohh! 8 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,460 He was murdered. 9 00:00:59,301 --> 00:01:01,132 Ow. 10 00:01:01,637 --> 00:01:02,966 Oh, please don't die. 11 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:06,473 Please don't die. You're all I have. 12 00:01:06,575 --> 00:01:09,203 You're on my hand. 13 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,700 Oh, sorry. 14 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:16,842 It's a code. 15 00:01:19,650 --> 00:01:21,100 But what is it? 16 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:28,722 Oh, my God! Oh, God! The code! Please! Give me another clue! 17 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:32,157 I didn't read the book on tape. 18 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,000 Habeas corpus. E pluribus unum. 19 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:43,171 God. Um, the code, please. 20 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,500 Your body is in the shape of a letter. Is it the letter "D"? 21 00:01:51,387 --> 00:01:53,300 Please! Please! 22 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:54,800 Um, that's an "A"! 23 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:03,063 It's "V"! "V"! Uh, "I"! "I"! 24 00:02:06,969 --> 00:02:08,200 Um, "N"! 25 00:02:08,804 --> 00:02:10,200 Uh... Um... 26 00:02:12,808 --> 00:02:14,600 Um, "I"... 27 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:19,477 Oh! "C"! "C"! "I - C"! 28 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:25,543 "I"! "I." Da - Da - Da - Da Vinci! 29 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,200 Right! 30 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,785 Oh, God. Oh. 31 00:02:31,894 --> 00:02:32,500 Oh. 32 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,700 "So lame the hair of Tom." 33 00:02:43,439 --> 00:02:45,339 Wait. "Lame." 34 00:02:45,441 --> 00:02:47,341 "Lame" is a... 35 00:02:47,443 --> 00:02:49,700 "Lame" is a seven-letter word. 36 00:02:53,949 --> 00:02:56,645 The code is seven! Right! 37 00:03:16,538 --> 00:03:18,597 Oh, thank... 38 00:03:24,013 --> 00:03:25,000 Right. 39 00:03:32,988 --> 00:03:35,600 Then there was our next orphan, Edward. 40 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:40,001 He was living in a Mexican monastery with all the other children. 41 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:50,200 I'm not eating that. 42 00:03:52,241 --> 00:03:54,141 Be grateful, Eduardo. 43 00:03:54,243 --> 00:03:57,076 Today I made something especially scrumptious. 44 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:12,488 Nacho! 45 00:04:12,594 --> 00:04:18,430 Nacho! 46 00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:23,562 Nacho! 47 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:32,844 Nacho... 48 00:04:32,948 --> 00:04:38,352 Nacho... 49 00:04:38,454 --> 00:04:41,400 cheese flavored Doritos are delicious! 50 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:57,200 I'm sick of this! 51 00:04:57,906 --> 00:05:00,700 I'm going to be a lucha libre wrestler. 52 00:05:03,579 --> 00:05:05,911 You think you are better than the other orphans? 53 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,710 - Yes. - Chanchito! 54 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:12,810 Come. Teach him a lesson in humility. 55 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:25,800 You gotta be kidding me. 56 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:34,570 You like the flavor of the beans going up your nose? 57 00:05:37,913 --> 00:05:40,473 Just take his arm and spin it around! 58 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,000 Chanchito, throw him off the table. 59 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:53,800 Sweet! 60 00:05:55,864 --> 00:05:58,000 And stay out, cabrón! 61 00:06:09,144 --> 00:06:11,044 Our next orphan, Susan... 62 00:06:11,146 --> 00:06:15,344 ... was on her way to Namibia to meet her new adoptive parents. 63 00:06:20,823 --> 00:06:23,656 - Can I get you a cocktail? - Just some water. 64 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:26,353 Okay. What can I get you to drink? 65 00:06:26,462 --> 00:06:28,487 More juice, please. 66 00:07:09,371 --> 00:07:12,340 I chose the wrong day to fly! 67 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:16,778 Enough is enough! 68 00:07:16,879 --> 00:07:20,747 I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! 69 00:07:20,849 --> 00:07:23,249 - So have I! - Enough is enough! 70 00:07:23,352 --> 00:07:27,254 I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! 71 00:07:27,356 --> 00:07:30,018 - Right! - I've had it... 72 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:33,026 ... with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! 73 00:07:33,128 --> 00:07:35,096 Why do you keep saying that? 74 00:07:35,197 --> 00:07:38,098 Because Internet bloggers love it when I say... 75 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,692 ... I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! 76 00:07:41,803 --> 00:07:44,601 All right. We get it already. Okay? 77 00:07:44,706 --> 00:07:47,641 No, I don't think you do! 78 00:07:47,743 --> 00:07:51,645 I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! 79 00:07:51,747 --> 00:07:55,205 - Why are you yelling? - Shit, bitch, I'm always yellin'! 80 00:07:55,317 --> 00:07:57,615 I'm Samuel motherfuckin' Jackson! 81 00:07:57,719 --> 00:07:59,619 Bitch? 82 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:08,120 - The designer understands these things. - Darling, you look great. 83 00:08:10,499 --> 00:08:12,467 I'm so hot. 84 00:08:26,949 --> 00:08:28,500 Yes! 85 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,996 And finally... 86 00:08:43,098 --> 00:08:44,998 ... our last orphan, Peter. 87 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:49,469 He made his home among the undesirables of society - The mutants. 88 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:52,407 But even there he was an outcast. 89 00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:38,351 Hi, Mystique. Hi, L. C. 90 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:44,700 Right, um, so, anyway, I was wondering... 91 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,725 ... would you like to come to the homecoming dance with me? 92 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,500 As if. 93 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:10,379 Nice hair, Rogue. 94 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,900 You talkin' to my girl... 95 00:10:17,893 --> 00:10:19,300 ... numbnuts? 96 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,800 Asshole. 97 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:53,321 - Fight. Fight. Fight. - Fight! Fight! 98 00:10:53,428 --> 00:10:55,259 What are you gonna do about it? 99 00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:01,000 He's unleashing his powers! 100 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,841 He's gonna spread angel wings! 101 00:11:18,687 --> 00:11:20,780 More like chicken wings! 102 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:29,000 Break it up. Break it up. 103 00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:34,300 You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself. 104 00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:50,451 Aah! 105 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,071 And for these four orphans... 106 00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:13,550 ... life would never be the same. 107 00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:34,500 Gross. 108 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,700 Welcome. 109 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:58,400 You must be Susan. 110 00:12:58,954 --> 00:13:02,617 And you... are Peter. 111 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,600 And you're Edward. 112 00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:08,887 And you... 113 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,461 You're Lucy. 114 00:13:15,804 --> 00:13:17,400 I've been expecting you. 115 00:13:17,806 --> 00:13:20,300 So, come on! 116 00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:21,207 Ooh! 117 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,835 I love your legendary candy. 118 00:13:52,908 --> 00:13:54,899 A chocolate river! 119 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,646 Mmm! 120 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,154 It's delicious! 121 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,756 It's so delicious! 122 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,097 Yea! 123 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,200 Chocolate! 124 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,043 That's, uh... 125 00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:32,807 - That's actually the sewer line. Yeah. - It's delic - 126 00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:44,717 Children, do you want to know... 127 00:14:44,826 --> 00:14:48,387 ... what makes all my candy taste so special? 128 00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,828 Uh... Huh. 129 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,628 It's a special, secret ingredient. 130 00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:57,300 It's real human parts. 131 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,902 There's gonna be a little itty-bitty piece of each and every one of you... 132 00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:05,138 ... inside of the Yummy Yum candy... literally. 133 00:15:05,246 --> 00:15:06,700 I'm gettin' out of here. 134 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:12,315 Let us out, freak! 135 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:14,354 Let us out, freak! 136 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,152 No, no. I can't do that. 137 00:15:17,258 --> 00:15:19,192 - Yes, you can. - Yes, you can. 138 00:15:21,429 --> 00:15:24,023 You're... mine now. 139 00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:50,351 Aah! 140 00:16:06,474 --> 00:16:08,533 Aah! 141 00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:32,461 Stop! Let me go! 142 00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,319 Ow! 143 00:16:57,425 --> 00:17:00,326 Aah! 144 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,000 What are you doing? 145 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,832 - Willy told me he wanted his knob polished. - Dumb-ass. 146 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:11,750 We've gotta get out of here. 147 00:17:13,441 --> 00:17:15,636 - We gotta get out of here. - I just said that. 148 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,700 You just said that. 149 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:21,374 Where are we gonna go? I don't have a home to go back to. 150 00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:24,008 I thought this golden ticket was my lucky break. 151 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:26,500 The curator was all I had. 152 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:30,100 I never had anyone. I raised myself. 153 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:33,000 And that's why you have such a tough exterior? 154 00:17:33,828 --> 00:17:34,700 Yeah. 155 00:17:35,997 --> 00:17:38,022 And you're kinda bitchy. 156 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:43,200 - Why us? - Because we're four kids nobody would ever miss. 157 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,000 We'll be stuck here till we die. 158 00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:47,167 Shut up, Edward. You're scaring her. 159 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,000 Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father! 160 00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:53,507 - Two for flinching. - Oww! Aah! 161 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,345 Leave Peter alone. He was just sticking up for her. 162 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,700 I can take care of myself. 163 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,700 Like it or not, we're all in this. 164 00:18:06,094 --> 00:18:08,840 It's obvious we don't like each other, but if we're going to survive... 165 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,997 ... we have to stick together. 166 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,828 Aah! 167 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:20,096 - Ow. - Was the fight over? 168 00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:22,800 I didn't know. 169 00:18:23,611 --> 00:18:25,511 - Hey! - Shh! Someone's coming. 170 00:18:25,613 --> 00:18:27,444 Who wants to chew my gum balls? 171 00:18:27,549 --> 00:18:30,279 It's Willy. Hide! 172 00:18:47,402 --> 00:18:49,529 Where are you? 173 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,118 I'm gonna find you. 174 00:19:55,169 --> 00:19:57,137 Wow. 175 00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:06,580 Wow. 176 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,117 Ooh! Oh. 177 00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:24,157 Ooh. 178 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,808 Ooh. 179 00:21:26,794 --> 00:21:30,628 It's stuck. It's... It's stuck. 180 00:21:30,732 --> 00:21:32,700 It's... It's stuck. 181 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,830 You can do it! 182 00:22:08,736 --> 00:22:10,966 My tongue! 183 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,842 My ba-a-a-a-ad. 184 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,400 Where am I? 185 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,000 The world of Gnarnia. 186 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,200 Oh! 187 00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:44,100 A silent "G," as in "gnome." 188 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,200 Or "gnarly." 189 00:22:46,941 --> 00:22:48,841 - For legal purposes. - Mm-Hmm. 190 00:22:48,943 --> 00:22:52,003 - I'm Mr. Tumnus. - Oh, my name is Lucy. 191 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,000 What are you? 192 00:22:56,117 --> 00:22:59,280 I'm a faun. Half man, half goat. 193 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,400 - Oh, so you mean... - Yeah. Dad screwed a goat. 194 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,200 These are my folks. 195 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:07,900 Oh! 196 00:23:10,465 --> 00:23:13,161 - You have her goatee. - Thanks. 197 00:23:15,403 --> 00:23:18,099 - And you? - Oh. No. 198 00:23:18,206 --> 00:23:20,174 Both of my parents are human. 199 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,902 Eew. Gr-o-o-ss! 200 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:26,175 Aah. No. Yeah. 201 00:23:27,748 --> 00:23:31,149 So, you are a daughter of Eve, huh? 202 00:23:31,252 --> 00:23:33,000 Uh huh. 203 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:43,555 How rude of me. Let me show you around. 204 00:23:43,664 --> 00:23:45,996 Oh. Oh! Oh! 205 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:50,036 I... I... 206 00:23:56,177 --> 00:23:58,577 Welcome to my faun crib. 207 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,000 Come on. Let's go. 208 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,200 Let's see what's in the fridge. 209 00:24:31,312 --> 00:24:33,280 Ooh! Always gotta have Cristal. 210 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:38,277 For when Diddy's in the house. Yo, Diddy! 211 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,600 Say "What's up?" to the honeys. 212 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,250 Check out my plasma. 213 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,453 Say hello to my little friend! 214 00:25:15,756 --> 00:25:18,748 Wanna play us? Okay. Let's play. 215 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,689 Scarface is the shit! 216 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,528 I'm Tony Fauntana! 217 00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:28,300 You mess with me, you're messing with the best! 218 00:25:32,306 --> 00:25:37,175 You ain't a true player unless you got flat screens everywhere. 219 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,179 In the toilet, when I'm taking a leak. 220 00:25:40,281 --> 00:25:42,306 Say hello to my little friend! 221 00:25:43,618 --> 00:25:46,451 Wanna play us? Okay, let's play! 222 00:25:46,554 --> 00:25:48,215 This is my favorite part. 223 00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:54,286 Whew! 224 00:25:55,395 --> 00:25:58,100 Under the couch for when I'm looking for change. 225 00:26:01,902 --> 00:26:04,132 Boo - Yah! Ch - Ch - Ch - Ch - Ch - Ching! 226 00:26:04,238 --> 00:26:07,730 On the top of her head for when she, you know... 227 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,002 ... shines my hooves. 228 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,500 So now you all seen my crib. 229 00:26:20,521 --> 00:26:22,000 So get the hell out! 230 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,800 Well, I really should be getting back. 231 00:26:26,990 --> 00:26:31,424 No, but you, um, must stay. 232 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,433 Oh, Mr. Tumnus, I'll never forget you. 233 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,700 Please take this to remember me by. 234 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,542 And I you. 235 00:26:48,515 --> 00:26:49,506 I'm sorry. 236 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,300 Lucy... 237 00:26:54,688 --> 00:26:55,622 ... you are in danger. 238 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:58,200 - What are you... - You must go now. 239 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:01,393 Oh! What's wrong? 240 00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:03,622 Take this. It will explain everything. 241 00:27:19,413 --> 00:27:21,938 Confirm identification. 242 00:27:22,049 --> 00:27:24,017 My eyes! My... 243 00:27:26,053 --> 00:27:27,953 Oh. 244 00:27:28,055 --> 00:27:30,046 Well, that's better than LASIK. 245 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,759 The evil White Bitch who rules Gnarnia... 246 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:41,000 ... has ordered anyone who finds a human to turn them in. 247 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,134 I brought you ba-a-a-ack to my lair to betray you... 248 00:27:45,239 --> 00:27:47,500 ... but I couldn't do it. 249 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,436 You are a true friend. 250 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,639 She has plunged our once-peaceful land into eternal winter. 251 00:27:53,748 --> 00:27:56,308 Under her two terms, we now have... 252 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:59,000 ... wiretaps, no gay marriage... 253 00:27:59,754 --> 00:28:03,952 ... not to mention her bumbling of the hurricane relief effort. 254 00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:09,200 And... And the White Bitch doesn't care about black people. 255 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,300 There is a small resistance movement. 256 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:18,861 They learned she's developing a weapon of mass destruction... 257 00:28:18,973 --> 00:28:21,032 ... that can kill all of us. 258 00:28:23,144 --> 00:28:26,113 Wait, a real W.M.D., or, like, a fake Saddam one? 259 00:28:26,213 --> 00:28:28,306 No, a real one. 260 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,349 That sounds bad. 261 00:28:31,385 --> 00:28:32,784 Go now, before she finds you. 262 00:28:32,887 --> 00:28:34,878 - But... - There's no time to argue. 263 00:28:34,989 --> 00:28:36,388 Go no-o-o-o-ow! 264 00:28:36,490 --> 00:28:39,152 This message will self-destruct in one second. 265 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:40,727 Wait... What? 266 00:28:49,737 --> 00:28:52,570 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 267 00:28:57,077 --> 00:28:59,568 - Lucy? - Who wants to play with Willy? 268 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,513 Lucy, move over. I need someplace to hide. 269 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:06,681 Lucy. Lu... 270 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:09,017 Who lives here? Liberace? 271 00:29:14,829 --> 00:29:16,797 Aah! 272 00:29:27,675 --> 00:29:29,700 This is a really big wardrobe. 273 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:26,097 What a MI LF. 274 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,400 Kneel before the queen! 275 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,412 You're a son of Adam. 276 00:30:39,513 --> 00:30:42,200 A what? No, I'm Edward. 277 00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:44,600 I'm sorry, Your Majesty. I... 278 00:30:44,952 --> 00:30:47,420 - I was following Lucy into the wardrobe and... - Lucy? 279 00:30:47,521 --> 00:30:49,800 - How many are in your family? - No. 280 00:30:50,090 --> 00:30:52,650 Lucy, Peter and Susan are not my family. 281 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,751 We're all just a bunch of orphans. 282 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,500 The prophecy! 283 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,000 Please. 284 00:31:00,950 --> 00:31:02,600 Let me help you up. 285 00:31:06,774 --> 00:31:08,366 Wow. 286 00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:12,036 - Oh, you must be parched. - Yes. 287 00:31:20,721 --> 00:31:22,712 Whoa. 288 00:31:24,224 --> 00:31:25,987 Wow. A 40? 289 00:31:36,370 --> 00:31:38,998 - Ah. - Drink. 290 00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:45,071 Fresh dog piss. Go ahead. 291 00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:47,400 Yeah! 292 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:49,700 I love this place. 293 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,700 And this can all be your new home. 294 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:56,646 With my help, you can be king. 295 00:31:57,992 --> 00:32:01,052 Wha... What? King? 296 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:05,264 He can't be king... Oww! 297 00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:07,163 And you would be my queen? 298 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:13,900 I've never had a girlfriend before. 299 00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,100 Oh! 300 00:32:23,617 --> 00:32:25,000 Ah! 301 00:32:31,859 --> 00:32:33,000 How about that? 302 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:39,257 Oh, but first I must meet the others. 303 00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:42,426 Why? You're not gonna make Peter king too, are you? 304 00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:44,970 Oh! No. 305 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:49,600 But every king needs subjects to boss around. 306 00:32:53,547 --> 00:32:55,412 But, Your Majesty... 307 00:32:59,553 --> 00:33:02,386 Behold, my white castle. 308 00:33:03,657 --> 00:33:05,557 White Castle? 309 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,400 I feel like I've been there before. 310 00:33:08,662 --> 00:33:12,154 Bring me the others, and I'll crown you king. 311 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,000 Yes! 312 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,400 Lucy? 313 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,500 Edward! 314 00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:42,500 You went through the wardrobe too. 315 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,591 - Lucy! - Lucy! 316 00:33:44,698 --> 00:33:46,300 - Edward! - Edward? 317 00:33:48,702 --> 00:33:50,500 This is quite a hiding place. 318 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,136 We have to go now. We're in grave danger. 319 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,300 Oh, no, no. We should stay right here. What's the hurry, Lucy? 320 00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:57,800 I mean, they just got here. 321 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,107 Hey, look! I'm spelling my name! 322 00:34:02,783 --> 00:34:05,547 - Mm-Mmm. - Please! 323 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:08,120 We have to go. Mr. Tumnus told me. 324 00:34:08,222 --> 00:34:10,200 Mr. Tumnus? Who the bloody hell's that? 325 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,700 I love Sudoku! 326 00:34:16,463 --> 00:34:18,328 He's a goat-man... 327 00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:20,297 ... and he warned of great peril! 328 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,300 - Oh, Lucy. - Fine! 329 00:34:22,402 --> 00:34:25,400 If you think I'm lying, just go ask him yourself! 330 00:34:25,906 --> 00:34:27,498 Hmph. 331 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:32,800 This is gonna be harder than I thought. 332 00:34:35,716 --> 00:34:38,082 Hey, look! Nicole Richie! 333 00:34:38,185 --> 00:34:40,483 Mm-Mmm. 334 00:34:54,868 --> 00:34:56,529 Mr. Tumnus? 335 00:35:00,107 --> 00:35:02,200 Shit. I know what happened. 336 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:04,709 - What the hell is that thing? - It's a talking beaver! 337 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,608 - Holy shit! - Get it outta here! 338 00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:09,443 No! Motherf... 339 00:35:15,956 --> 00:35:19,414 Something in my groin tells me you're not used to a talking beaver. 340 00:35:19,990 --> 00:35:21,926 My name is Harry Beaver. 341 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,458 Mr. Tumnus is my life partner. 342 00:35:26,850 --> 00:35:28,364 Mmm. Sweet man. 343 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,450 Mr. Tumnus was taken by the White Bitch. 344 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,774 She's hot... I mean, never heard of her. 345 00:35:35,876 --> 00:35:39,869 The evil ruler. She arrested Mr. Tumnus for hiding a human. 346 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,244 Is there anything we can do to help? 347 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:44,350 Uh, yes. You must go to Aslo. 348 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,115 He's waiting for you at the Ancient Table. 349 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,200 - Who's Aslo? - Who's Aslo? 350 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,940 He's the true king of Gnarnia. 351 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,454 - Not for long. - Hello? The prophecy? 352 00:35:55,562 --> 00:36:00,226 The four of you will join Aslo and lead the resistance to destroy the White Bitch. 353 00:36:00,334 --> 00:36:02,461 - Us? - Yes. You're all heroes. 354 00:36:02,569 --> 00:36:04,594 Especially you, Peter. 355 00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:07,900 My son, have sent you to Earth for a reason. 356 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,571 You will be the savior of all mankind. 357 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:18,684 You are truly invincible. 358 00:36:30,964 --> 00:36:34,866 Oh, my God! You shot me in the fucking eye! That really hurts! 359 00:36:34,968 --> 00:36:39,166 Why would you do that? That was so unnecessary! You bastard! 360 00:36:45,779 --> 00:36:48,771 But I can't be. "But I can't be." Why him? 361 00:36:48,882 --> 00:36:53,100 Well, maybe not Superman, but a hero all the same. 362 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:55,000 It's your destiny. 363 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,300 Do you think you were all brought together by chance? 364 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,500 Look at the clues. They're all around you. 365 00:37:12,406 --> 00:37:14,000 Oh, that's nice. 366 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:31,157 We're all in the painting. 367 00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:37,300 But what does it mean? 368 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:46,800 LOOK ON THE TABLE FIRECROTCH! 369 00:37:48,508 --> 00:37:49,476 Right. 370 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,100 It's a "cryptix." 371 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,051 The curator taught me how to decipher these. 372 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,050 Upsy-daisy. 373 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,300 GET CRUNK! (HAVE A GREAT TIME!) 374 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:20,300 Be careful. 375 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:32,700 Well, what is it? 376 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,783 It's our birth certificates. 377 00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:42,000 We all have the same last name and the same parents. 378 00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:49,000 - I don't get it. - You're all related! 379 00:38:49,950 --> 00:38:51,500 Brothers and sisters. 380 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,800 You're a family, for Christ sakes! 381 00:38:55,675 --> 00:38:58,735 - Sorry. - Is it really true? 382 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,700 None of us ever had a real family before. 383 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,600 None of us ever had a real family before. 384 00:39:04,885 --> 00:39:08,082 It's true. You're quadruplets. 385 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,680 - But our parents... - Killed by the White Bitch. 386 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:16,957 Then she separated the four of you so the prophecy would never be fulfilled. 387 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,167 Where's Edward? 388 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,450 Hey, honey, I'm home. 389 00:39:26,506 --> 00:39:28,000 Hey, buddy. Did you miss me? 390 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,000 Ohh! 391 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,900 - Why? - 'Cause I ain't your buddy! 392 00:39:36,383 --> 00:39:37,800 Where are the others? 393 00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:41,086 I thought we had something special. 394 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:44,789 I even got a tattoo with your name on it. 395 00:39:49,296 --> 00:39:52,732 That looks more like 50 Cent's tattoo, you idiot. 396 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:55,961 Shit! They did the wrong one. 397 00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:02,670 I won't ask again. Where is the rest of your family? 398 00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:04,700 I told you, they're not my family. 399 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,200 Tell me where they are. 400 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,084 Never. 401 00:40:19,593 --> 00:40:22,000 Yeah, they went to Mr. Tumnus's house. 402 00:40:24,197 --> 00:40:27,500 Yes! Yes! You just got punk'd! Yes! 403 00:40:29,169 --> 00:40:31,069 He did it! He did it! 404 00:40:31,171 --> 00:40:33,004 Say it to the camera. Come on, say it right there. 405 00:40:34,107 --> 00:40:36,007 - Say it! - I just got punk'd. 406 00:40:36,109 --> 00:40:38,400 Schwow! Yeah! 407 00:40:38,812 --> 00:40:43,078 We just punk'd Edward! Schwow! Schwow! Yeah! 408 00:40:43,350 --> 00:40:46,600 That was awesome! Yeah! Yes! 409 00:40:47,053 --> 00:40:49,681 This thing up here is all me, baby! 410 00:40:49,789 --> 00:40:51,689 The trucker hat... That's awesome! 411 00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:55,056 I did it. You love it. You'll take it. Punk'd 'im! 412 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:59,120 - That was really funny! Oh, my gosh! Too funny! - You are so annoying! 413 00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:03,928 No, that was really funny though! 414 00:41:04,037 --> 00:41:06,471 Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! 415 00:41:06,573 --> 00:41:08,133 Candy-ass trucker hat! 416 00:41:09,242 --> 00:41:12,370 Schwow. Schwow. 417 00:41:12,479 --> 00:41:13,400 Silas! 418 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:24,000 The kids are with Mr. Tumnus. 419 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,700 I want you to find them and kill them. 420 00:41:28,228 --> 00:41:32,200 Persona non grata. Magna cum laude. 421 00:41:42,676 --> 00:41:48,000 Urts-hay Oh-say Ood-gay! Ooh! 422 00:41:48,515 --> 00:41:50,400 Ood-gay. 423 00:41:51,084 --> 00:41:52,076 Ooh. 424 00:41:54,187 --> 00:41:56,178 No. No! 425 00:41:56,289 --> 00:41:58,257 - Here. You goin' to prison. - Ow! Dude! 426 00:42:00,093 --> 00:42:02,425 - Edward! - Edward! - Edward! 427 00:42:02,529 --> 00:42:05,498 - Edward! - Mr. Tumnus! 428 00:42:17,711 --> 00:42:20,145 I miss the smell of you, Harry Beaver. 429 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:25,000 Eew. 430 00:42:28,655 --> 00:42:31,385 Oh, yeah. 431 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,655 The White Bitch did this to you? Shit! 432 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,800 And now she has Edward. 433 00:42:40,834 --> 00:42:43,234 - We must rescue hi... - Get ahold of yourself, Lucy! 434 00:42:43,336 --> 00:42:45,395 - Holy... - It's too dangerous. 435 00:42:45,505 --> 00:42:48,235 If she catch you, you are as good as dead. 436 00:42:50,450 --> 00:42:52,200 Um, that's me. 437 00:42:55,150 --> 00:42:56,481 "The resistance has found out..." 438 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:59,609 "... that the White Bitch has completed her weapon of mass destruction..." 439 00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,550 "... and is going to launch it in 24 hours." 440 00:43:01,655 --> 00:43:03,500 Let's get the hell out of here! 441 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:07,552 Aslo is the only one that can help now. 442 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000 Then take us to him. 443 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:14,200 What'd you do that for? 444 00:43:16,770 --> 00:43:18,000 I forgot. 445 00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:22,674 Before you meet Aslo, you must train. 446 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,200 Only then you can defeat the White Bitch... 447 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,612 ... and save your brother. 448 00:43:27,714 --> 00:43:30,581 I'll meet you at Aslo's. May the Force be with you. 449 00:43:43,350 --> 00:43:47,691 Someone's coming. The bitch is on to you. You must go now. 450 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,100 There you will train. 451 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,800 Go! 452 00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:57,241 Mr. Tumnus? 453 00:43:57,850 --> 00:44:00,710 I will stay behind and fight him off. 454 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,809 No matter what, you must not come back for me. 455 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,480 - Yep. - Yi - Yi - Yi - Yi - Yi! 456 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:11,183 Run! 457 00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:27,700 Stop! 458 00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:32,235 If you want them, you'll have to go through me first. 459 00:44:35,446 --> 00:44:37,300 Please! Help! 460 00:44:37,784 --> 00:44:39,082 He needs our help! 461 00:44:40,186 --> 00:44:42,518 - Help! - No, Susan, Lucy. 462 00:44:42,622 --> 00:44:44,715 He... wants us to go on. 463 00:44:44,824 --> 00:44:47,292 He sacrificed himself for us. 464 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:50,328 Peter, if you can hear me... 465 00:44:50,430 --> 00:44:52,364 ... come back now! 466 00:44:54,467 --> 00:44:57,595 I definitely underestimated the situation. 467 00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:01,800 I'm in a lot of pain! 468 00:45:02,350 --> 00:45:03,300 What should we do? 469 00:45:03,950 --> 00:45:05,500 Uh, we can't go back. We have to... 470 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:10,200 - We have to do what's best for Edward and for Gnarnia. - Screw Gnarnia! 471 00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:14,500 He's testing us. 472 00:45:15,054 --> 00:45:18,600 This is not a test! I can see my brains! 473 00:45:35,008 --> 00:45:36,700 Et tu, Brute? 474 00:46:12,045 --> 00:46:14,600 Welcome! My name is Harry Potter! 475 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,220 Aren't you a little old to still be a student here? 476 00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:21,285 Nonsense. I am but 14. 477 00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:24,100 As are my two best friends, Ron and Hermione. 478 00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:27,960 Greetings. 479 00:46:29,395 --> 00:46:31,500 Hope you chicks are on the pill. 480 00:46:31,931 --> 00:46:34,150 Harry likes to get wasted... 481 00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:36,700 ... then show off his sorcerer's stones. 482 00:46:39,350 --> 00:46:42,206 They are definitely too old to still be doing this shit. 483 00:46:42,308 --> 00:46:45,209 We shall train you so you can defeat the White Bitch... 484 00:46:45,311 --> 00:46:47,211 ... and restore peace to Gnarnia. 485 00:46:47,313 --> 00:46:50,000 We'll show you everything we know, like how to use... 486 00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:52,200 ... the invisibility cloak. 487 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,718 Oh, no! I'm completely invisible! 488 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,593 Where am I? Who's that? 489 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,667 - Where am I? I could be anywhere. - Harry. Harry! 490 00:47:08,768 --> 00:47:09,736 Where am I? 491 00:47:17,510 --> 00:47:18,950 Step off, Potter! 492 00:47:19,846 --> 00:47:22,440 Right. Wrong cloak. 493 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,900 Let the training montage begin! 494 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,400 Cue inspirational music. 495 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,854 Blame the cloak. 496 00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:33,000 - Get your hips nice and square. - Okay, uh... 497 00:47:33,593 --> 00:47:36,118 - All right. I'll set it up for you. - Okay. 498 00:47:36,229 --> 00:47:37,600 - You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 499 00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:52,150 Ipso facto "patrolo!" 500 00:47:53,950 --> 00:47:55,200 Oh! Yeah! 501 00:48:01,652 --> 00:48:02,348 Confront your fear! 502 00:48:02,455 --> 00:48:04,800 Do not cower in the face of danger! 503 00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:09,400 Let nothing stand in the way of defeating your enemy! Come on, Peter! 504 00:48:09,550 --> 00:48:12,028 Stop being such a little nancy boy! 505 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,692 Schoolgirl! Pussy! Chicken! 506 00:48:32,051 --> 00:48:35,509 Congratulations, Peter. Your training is now complete. 507 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,022 - You are now ready to meet Aslo. - Yes! 508 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:43,500 This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance. 509 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:48,300 I will start a series of earthquakes... 510 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,000 ... that will collapse all of Gnarnia... 511 00:48:51,437 --> 00:48:53,100 ... and grow a new continent... 512 00:48:53,873 --> 00:48:57,206 ... where only I and my followers will live. 513 00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:03,011 Yo, Bitch, that's pretty much the plot of Superman Returns. 514 00:49:04,116 --> 00:49:05,243 Pretty much, yeah. 515 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,900 It's an I. M. From Silas. 516 00:49:25,104 --> 00:49:26,500 "The... keeds..." 517 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,200 "have..." 518 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,200 "esca-puh-duh." 519 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:35,000 "Escap-puh-duh." 520 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:38,200 "The keeds have esca-puh-duh." 521 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,800 The kids have escaped! 522 00:49:43,389 --> 00:49:44,000 Duh! 523 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:51,400 I've got to catch and kill those children before they ruin everything. 524 00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:54,462 See what else Edward knows. 525 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,400 Let me out! 526 00:49:56,502 --> 00:49:57,700 Oh, I gotta get outta here. 527 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,105 I'm never gonna see my family again. 528 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,599 I'll get you out of here, mate. 529 00:50:08,950 --> 00:50:11,115 Captain Morgan! I love your rum! 530 00:50:12,385 --> 00:50:16,446 No! Captain Jack Swallows. 531 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,351 At your service. 532 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,300 Jack Swallows? 533 00:50:24,850 --> 00:50:26,500 That's kinda gay, dude. 534 00:50:26,866 --> 00:50:27,200 Mmm. 535 00:50:28,868 --> 00:50:32,900 I believe in your quest, son, and I'll reunite you with your family. 536 00:50:33,539 --> 00:50:37,300 I've got a ship waiting for us. 537 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:39,000 Shh. 538 00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:42,400 How are we gonna get out of here? 539 00:50:43,483 --> 00:50:45,474 Ah! 540 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:52,651 Man down! Man down! 541 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,726 I could have faked it! 542 00:50:58,498 --> 00:51:00,830 Quick! He needs your help! 543 00:51:16,582 --> 00:51:18,607 Come, come! We haven't got all day! 544 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,000 Mmm! 545 00:51:51,940 --> 00:51:53,800 Wow! A real pirate ship! 546 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,745 Peter, Lucy and Susan won't believe this. 547 00:51:59,124 --> 00:52:00,950 Hey, this is awesome. What's it like being a pirate? 548 00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:04,700 Yo-ho, Ed, let me break it down for you. 549 00:53:36,389 --> 00:53:37,700 Word to the Kraken! 550 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,940 Time is winding, old boy. 551 00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:46,155 So where's your family, eh? 552 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,000 They're on their way to the Ancient Tables to meet Aslo... 553 00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:51,400 ... where he's assembled the resistance. 554 00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:52,500 Interesting. 555 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:55,500 God, you're easy. 556 00:54:03,749 --> 00:54:06,411 Thanks, love. Oh, my. 557 00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:11,348 Wait. So this whole thing was a setup just to get information out of me? 558 00:54:11,950 --> 00:54:15,587 Sorry, mate. This isn't even a working pirate ship. Savvy? 559 00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:25,100 - Oh, shit! - It was nice doin' business with you, love. 560 00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:28,834 Bugger! 561 00:54:33,350 --> 00:54:35,300 I'll get you for this... 562 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,600 You... you... 563 00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:40,950 You... bitch. 564 00:54:46,850 --> 00:54:50,200 I always hated you, Captain Jack Swallows. 565 00:54:54,450 --> 00:54:58,200 You think I like wearin' this funny-lookin' hat? I'll roast your nuts! 566 00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,500 So... 567 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,700 ... your family's going to Aslo. 568 00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:06,000 Summon the troops. 569 00:55:07,502 --> 00:55:09,300 If it's a war they want... 570 00:55:09,815 --> 00:55:11,950 ... it's a war they will get. 571 00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:17,750 Let's start things off with a bang, shall we? 572 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,700 - But you'll kill millions. - Billions. 573 00:55:22,328 --> 00:55:24,940 Come on. Let me hear you say it. 574 00:55:24,997 --> 00:55:27,350 - My family will stop you! - Wrong! 575 00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:30,300 Ooh! 576 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,441 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 577 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,800 Oh! Ooh! 578 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:53,800 Oh! Ooh! 579 00:55:54,550 --> 00:55:56,500 Damn that Superman plot! 580 00:56:39,004 --> 00:56:40,200 My name Borat. 581 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,706 This my country of Gnarnia. Is nice! 582 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,300 She is my sister. 583 00:56:56,900 --> 00:57:01,400 She is number four faun prostitute in all of Gnarnia. 584 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,060 Nice! 585 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:16,539 Aslo? 586 00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:18,100 Mmm! 587 00:57:18,944 --> 00:57:21,600 Where you goin', doll face? I just took my Cialis. 588 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,000 Screw you, Aslo! 589 00:57:25,885 --> 00:57:27,700 Ah, thanks a lot. 590 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,750 You're Aslo the Lion? 591 00:57:30,789 --> 00:57:34,300 Li-man... half lion, half man. 592 00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:38,300 - So you mean you're... - My father Siegfried boinked a lion. 593 00:57:38,964 --> 00:57:42,800 But, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 594 00:57:44,900 --> 00:57:48,350 Let me guess. The prophecy family. 595 00:57:49,150 --> 00:57:50,638 Uh-huh. We've come a long way. 596 00:57:50,743 --> 00:57:53,803 Whatever. You're missing one. 597 00:57:53,913 --> 00:57:56,814 - Yes, our brother Edward. - Yes, our brother Edward. 598 00:57:58,217 --> 00:58:01,243 He betrayed you, went to the White Bitch. 599 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:03,700 - Well, it wasn't his fault. - Yada yada yada. 600 00:58:04,223 --> 00:58:09,059 - But the prophecy says... - "But the prophecy, the prophecy." 601 00:58:09,662 --> 00:58:11,994 Fine. I'll help you get Edward back. 602 00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:13,400 - Oh! - Mmm! 603 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,000 But there's something you've got to do for me. 604 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,000 What are you in here for, Mel? 605 00:58:28,013 --> 00:58:28,700 You know. 606 00:58:29,850 --> 00:58:31,700 Glug, glug. Vroom, vroom. 607 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,100 Whoo! 608 00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:40,200 Listen, sugar tits. 609 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:44,100 F.Y.I. I like to sleep in the buff. 610 00:58:54,106 --> 00:58:54,700 Wow. 611 00:58:56,508 --> 00:58:57,300 Yeah. 612 00:58:58,811 --> 00:59:02,508 - That was spectacular. - My butt's sore. 613 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:04,515 Uh-oh! 614 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:06,700 Dutch oven! 615 00:59:07,100 --> 00:59:09,781 Ooh! 616 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,200 It's Aslo! 617 00:59:29,550 --> 00:59:33,854 In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. 618 01:00:16,288 --> 01:00:18,518 Huh? 619 01:00:53,550 --> 01:00:55,158 Come on, kids. 620 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,268 Peter? Lucy! Susan! 621 01:01:06,370 --> 01:01:09,950 Oh, you guys, I've been such a prick. Won't you ever forgive me? 622 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,000 We already have. 623 01:01:11,910 --> 01:01:15,000 - We're a family now. - We're a family now. 624 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:17,700 I like the sound of that. 625 01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:26,000 - I love you guys. - Oh, have your Dr. Phil moment later. 626 01:01:26,425 --> 01:01:28,700 - Now get out of here! - Go, go, go. 627 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,800 Good-bye, Aslo. 628 01:01:56,112 --> 01:01:58,046 What? What's wrong? 629 01:01:58,700 --> 01:01:59,800 He didn't make it. 630 01:02:00,783 --> 01:02:02,648 Oh, shit! A talking beaver! 631 01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:03,600 Wait! 632 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,740 Oh, it's hard out here for a beaver. 633 01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,900 You forgetful bitch! I already met you. 634 01:02:13,596 --> 01:02:14,700 I know. Yeah. 635 01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:20,840 Aslo never came back. The White Bitch killed him. 636 01:02:21,971 --> 01:02:23,500 And it gets worse. 637 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,100 It's over. 638 01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,243 The White Bitch will surely rule forever. 639 01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:39,200 But we have you. You will lead us. 640 01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:41,600 You're the future kings and queens of Gnarnia. 641 01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,100 It will be an honor to fight for you, my lords. 642 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:46,500 We'll fight for you. 643 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,200 And so will we. 644 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,300 We'll stand behind you, Peter. 645 01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:58,500 That bitch has threatened our mutant way of life for too long. 646 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,300 We believe in you. 647 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:08,700 Tomorrow, we fight. 648 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,450 So tonight, we party! 649 01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:16,400 Hello, Gnarnia! Are you ready for rock and roll? 650 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,682 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 651 01:03:47,790 --> 01:03:50,782 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 652 01:03:50,893 --> 01:03:52,100 Yeah! 653 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,200 Yeah! 654 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,300 You're up, Sis. 655 01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,100 Uh-uh. I like to keep a clear head. 656 01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:02,000 Come on. Loosen up for once. You wanna... 657 01:04:03,005 --> 01:04:06,200 You wanna, you know, get your swerve on, like this. 658 01:04:06,909 --> 01:04:08,600 Like that. And then... 659 01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:14,505 No. Why? What's the worst that could happen? 660 01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:20,618 - Maybe just one. - All right. 661 01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:26,985 - Whoo-hoo! - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 662 01:04:27,096 --> 01:04:29,428 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 663 01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:31,762 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 664 01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:50,200 Hi. 665 01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:53,000 Hi. 666 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,980 So, you're gonna be the king of Gnarnia? 667 01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:00,100 - That's what they say. - Mmm. 668 01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:03,100 I think that's so hot. 669 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:06,600 Why don't we get out of here. 670 01:05:11,974 --> 01:05:14,238 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 671 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:15,300 Chug it! 672 01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:20,500 Whoo! Yeah! 673 01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:55,600 I'm okay. 674 01:05:56,451 --> 01:05:57,214 You're good? 675 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,300 - Hmm? - I'm okay. 676 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:05,200 Oh! 677 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,000 Oh. 678 01:06:43,065 --> 01:06:45,625 - You know, I've got special powers. - Uh-huh. 679 01:06:46,900 --> 01:06:48,350 I'm a shape-changer. 680 01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:51,000 I can change my form into anything. 681 01:06:51,707 --> 01:06:53,200 What do you like? 682 01:06:53,900 --> 01:06:54,800 Uh... 683 01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:01,250 Big hooters with silver dollar nipples? 684 01:07:01,950 --> 01:07:02,700 All right. 685 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,100 And a ghetto booty. 686 01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:16,350 Like... Like a lot of junk in the trunk, say. 687 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:19,800 Kinky. Mmm. 688 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,707 Badonkadonk. 689 01:07:26,809 --> 01:07:30,040 - And a mono-brow! - Come again? 690 01:07:30,146 --> 01:07:32,740 Mono-brow! Mono-brow! King wants a mono-brow! 691 01:07:32,848 --> 01:07:33,800 Okay, okay. 692 01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:43,023 And big, flabby grandma arms. 693 01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:45,000 Oh! 694 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:49,850 Bingo wings, like a fat, blue Britney Spears. 695 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,900 Oh, that's what I'm talking about. 696 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:56,400 Come here! 697 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:24,900 Where is everybody? 698 01:08:29,100 --> 01:08:32,500 I don't know. Maybe it had something to do with Susan puking on everyone last night. 699 01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:35,600 We seem to be outnumbered. 700 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:08,300 No. 701 01:09:09,545 --> 01:09:10,800 I'm not running anymore. 702 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:18,400 Ow! 703 01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:25,700 Oh! 704 01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:30,150 We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses... 705 01:09:30,532 --> 01:09:32,659 ... but we have something far more powerful. 706 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:34,633 Perky breasts? 707 01:09:37,172 --> 01:09:38,900 The strength of our family. 708 01:09:40,450 --> 01:09:41,800 I'd follow you anywhere, brother. 709 01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:54,012 Oh, my... 710 01:09:56,650 --> 01:10:01,000 Revenge is... mine! 711 01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:02,700 Jack Swallows! 712 01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:12,600 Payback is a bitch, White Bitch! 713 01:10:13,142 --> 01:10:17,550 You owe me your soul, Jack Swallows, and it's time to pay up! 714 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,200 Oh! She's blinded me, matey! 715 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:08,300 Oh, bugger! 716 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,600 What a tool. 717 01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:17,571 Show them no mercy. 718 01:12:06,855 --> 01:12:09,200 Take that, Kumar! Huh! 719 01:12:23,305 --> 01:12:25,002 No! 720 01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,500 Oh, yes. 721 01:12:41,290 --> 01:12:44,123 Yes, that's right. Grovel. 722 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:50,500 Just like your parents did before I killed them. 723 01:13:08,815 --> 01:13:12,300 Wow. Let's slow things down for a better look. 724 01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:22,400 Ah. 725 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,000 Oh! Oh, dear. 726 01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:30,900 Oh, that's... That... That is dis... 727 01:13:40,616 --> 01:13:41,516 Oh. 728 01:14:09,845 --> 01:14:12,000 Ooh! 729 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:25,859 Let's get 'em! 730 01:15:14,843 --> 01:15:16,500 Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. 731 01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:42,600 It's the crystal! 732 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:45,400 - We're all gonna die! - We're all gonna die! 733 01:15:46,642 --> 01:15:47,600 Give me the remote control. 734 01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:56,200 Yes! 735 01:16:04,850 --> 01:16:09,129 No, stop. We will not stoop to her level. 736 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,790 I hate those fuckin' kids. 737 01:16:13,451 --> 01:16:15,500 The new Gnarnia will be a democracy... 738 01:16:15,871 --> 01:16:17,800 ... complete with due process. 739 01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:22,500 She shall be given a fair trial, judged by a jury of her peers. 740 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,100 Sorry, Bitch. 741 01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:30,150 Right. 742 01:16:31,787 --> 01:16:33,201 Oh, screw her anyway. 743 01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:38,586 Make a beaver a hole. Get your butt out of my face. 744 01:16:38,900 --> 01:16:40,700 Hot, moist beaver comin' through. 745 01:16:41,129 --> 01:16:44,223 May I present the kings and queens of Gnarnia! 746 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:46,000 Peter the Heroic. 747 01:16:47,869 --> 01:16:49,600 Susan the Just. 748 01:16:50,605 --> 01:16:52,800 Edward the Loyal. 749 01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:56,400 And Lucy the Dumb Shit. 750 01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,650 All hail! 751 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,751 And so it was that Peter, Susan, Edward and Lucy... 752 01:17:34,049 --> 01:17:36,500 ... restored peace to Gnarnia. 753 01:17:37,018 --> 01:17:41,500 They were orphans no more. They were now a family. 754 01:17:43,291 --> 01:17:47,100 They ruled Gnarnia for many years to come. 755 01:17:47,329 --> 01:17:51,100 That is, until they found the wardrobe once again. 756 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,832 Let's cross streams. 757 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,200 There we go. 758 01:18:03,678 --> 01:18:05,400 Oops! A little bit of blood. 759 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,260 It's... 760 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:27,500 - It's the wardrobe. - It's been so long. 761 01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:29,500 It's been so long. 762 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:33,200 Chuck Norris rules. 763 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,000 We're young again! 764 01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:20,800 Jagshemash! 765 01:19:21,650 --> 01:19:25,500 You did it! You make movie film have happy ending. 766 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:30,057 Not! 767 01:21:02,350 --> 01:21:03,300 Oh, my... 768 01:21:08,229 --> 01:21:11,100 - Let us out, freak! - No can do. 769 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:13,792 I... 770 01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:21,000 No. Captain Jack Swallows! 771 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,700 Captain Jack Swallows! 772 01:21:26,982 --> 01:21:29,780 - Shit. Swallowing! - Cut. 773 01:21:29,884 --> 01:21:33,843 No! Captain Jack Swallows! 774 01:21:35,700 --> 01:21:36,700 Sorry. 775 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:39,600 Wait. Can I ask you something about the sucking? 776 01:21:40,700 --> 01:21:41,800 Am I... 777 01:21:43,064 --> 01:21:45,589 Am I, like, sucking the chrome off, or is it... 778 01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:47,600 - Yeah. - I mean... Okay. 779 01:21:49,502 --> 01:21:49,863 Here we go. 780 01:21:52,540 --> 01:21:53,800 Oh! Hey! 781 01:21:56,644 --> 01:21:58,000 Mmm. Mmm! 782 01:21:58,713 --> 01:22:01,600 Well, guess what. 783 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:03,900 - What? - Guess what. 784 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:05,100 First... 785 01:22:07,689 --> 01:22:10,055 Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi! 786 01:22:10,158 --> 01:22:13,300 When I'm makin' you stuff, quit cryin' and eat it! 787 01:22:13,628 --> 01:22:16,000 Your mother ate it! She liked it. It was fine. 788 01:22:29,744 --> 01:22:32,076 - Where did I hit him? I hit him on the head. - Cut! 789 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:39,400 Shit. 790 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,000 We'll stand behind you, Peter. 791 01:22:48,263 --> 01:22:50,959 That bitch has threatened our way of life... 792 01:22:51,066 --> 01:22:53,400 Our mutant... Shit. Sorry. Bollocks. 793 01:22:54,550 --> 01:22:56,200 She shall be given a fair trial... 794 01:22:56,638 --> 01:22:58,400 ... judged by a jury of her peers. 795 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:01,650 We shall build a courthouse... 796 01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:05,877 ... with crushed velvet drapes and ample parking. 797 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:08,950 I'm so hot. 798 01:23:12,754 --> 01:23:15,400 Oh, my gosh. I passed the yellow line. I just don't see it. 799 01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:19,600 Li-man... half lion, half man. 800 01:23:20,862 --> 01:23:21,762 So you mean you're... 801 01:23:22,150 --> 01:23:24,889 My mom went to a party at Siegfried and Roy's. 802 01:23:24,999 --> 01:23:27,900 She got drunk, and then it was her turn in the barrel. 803 01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:29,800 It's a brutal game. 804 01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:32,600 Justice shall reign supreme... 805 01:23:33,742 --> 01:23:36,600 ... even for elves and fauns... 806 01:23:37,612 --> 01:23:40,300 ... albinos and the Irish. 807 01:23:49,023 --> 01:23:51,800 - I saw stripes! - No! Man! 808 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:55,300 We shall revolutionize the health system. 809 01:23:56,297 --> 01:23:58,200 There will be no more teenage pregnancies... 810 01:23:58,507 --> 01:24:00,133 ... without my consent... 811 01:24:01,236 --> 01:24:02,400 ... and without their consent. 812 01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:06,100 I shouldn't have had sex with Shrek! 813 01:24:06,950 --> 01:24:08,300 Like it or not, we're all in... 814 01:24:11,012 --> 01:24:13,950 - You okay? - No. But go ahead. 815 01:24:14,282 --> 01:24:17,183 - Like it or not, we're all in this. - Like it or not... 816 01:24:17,285 --> 01:24:19,185 - Oh, I can't even do it now. - Let's do it. 817 01:24:19,857 --> 01:24:22,900 Damn that Shrek! He said he wasn't a carrier. 818 01:24:23,950 --> 01:24:27,300 Because, sweet tits, we're four kids nobody would ever miss. 819 01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:29,350 We'll be stuck here till we dizz-i rizz-i. 820 01:24:34,350 --> 01:24:35,950 Don't t-zelle me what to d-zoo! 821 01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,100 The White Bitch is no more. 822 01:24:39,007 --> 01:24:40,700 Now, we shall be queens. 823 01:24:40,842 --> 01:24:46,200 Last night, I had sex with a unicorn. Nice! 824 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:49,400 Hey, look. It's Lindsay Lohan. 825 01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,500 I haven't got enough left for Roseanne. 826 01:25:01,963 --> 01:25:04,227 - Oh. So I was supposed to... I supposed to fall? - Cut it. 827 01:25:04,332 --> 01:25:06,232 - It's supposed to hit me, right? - Yes. 828 01:25:07,669 --> 01:25:10,729 - Ooh! - Cut! 829 01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:15,071 Oh. But I need something about the others first. 830 01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:17,701 But first... Sorry. Give me your hand. 831 01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,714 Oh, no! 832 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:26,000 But kings need to boss their subject's ship-What's the line? 833 01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:27,520 Yes. 834 01:25:28,623 --> 01:25:34,562 Bring me the others, and I'll crown you the throne. Shit. Crown you what? 835 01:25:42,603 --> 01:25:45,100 I'm big. I got big balls. 836 01:25:46,006 --> 01:25:47,670 See Epic Movie... 837 01:25:47,775 --> 01:25:50,200 ... or drunk Mel Gibson will hurt me. 838 01:25:52,100 --> 01:25:53,500 Not! 839 01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:57,000 You. 840 01:26:01,389 --> 01:26:03,789 So now you all seen my crib. 841 01:26:03,892 --> 01:26:05,600 - So get the hell out. - Oh! 842 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:15,000 Edit Subtitle: Phuc David 58704

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