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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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The pirates. Oh my God.
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Where's my freaking bra?! Where is it?!
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Oh!
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My friends and I are going home.
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I found some money.
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Look at us! We're slapping the shit
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out of each other, and for what?!
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- No!
- No!
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Luther? The Barracuda
said you were dead.
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You got to fight for
what's yours, buddy.
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Owen wrote the journal.
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This journal doesn't make any sense.
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What the hell is "ROFLcopter"?
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I blew up the ship. You
want to know why I did it?
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For Florence!
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Danny and Owen got the jump on me. Ohh!
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Said something about
trying to get off the ship
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- before it sank.
- Abandon ship!
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Come on!
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What could you have
possibly said to Corey
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that would make him blow up the ship?
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Look, we could spend the whole day
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pointing fingers, passing the
buck, blowing the whistle...
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- What did you say?!
- Fine. Okay.
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I...told him
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- that his suit looked good.
- That's not it.
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I said that I like weddings,
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- which I do.
- Who cares?
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I told him that you
were stealing Florence,
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and he should do everything
in his power to stop you.
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I said I love shrimp.
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Why would you say that?!
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I... The man is obviously
out of his mind!
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I didn't know it that at the time!
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I thought he was just kooky!
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You know what? The Dream Team...
it's over.
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- You don't mean that.
- Yeah.
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In fact, I'm starting to think
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there never even really
was a Dream Team.
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Owen, I know you're mad, but you
are talking crazy right now!
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If we don't pull it
together Dream Team-style,
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we're gonna die!
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Then what the hell do you
suggest that we do?!
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You're not gonna like it,
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but I need you to pop my
arm out of its socket.
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What?!
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Aah! Okay, come on.
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Everybody in! This is the last lifeboat!
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Go! Go!
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I can't believe Danny and
Owen would just bail...
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I know, right?
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But we should just get in the boat
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and move on with our new lives.
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- Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What?
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Is this the best we can do?
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What are you talking about?
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Just saying that we're gonna be at sea
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for a very long time maybe, right? What?
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I don't want to get
stuck with the nerds.
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I mean, Chet, Karen, and
the weird youth pastor?
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- What?
- I-I think we should bail
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and go find a cooler boat.
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- Oh, my God, Todd.
- You get in this boat!
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Nobody's listening to me.
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All right, we're gonna
put her in the water!
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We can't wait any longer!
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Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Oh! Oh, thank God you're still here.
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No, no, no. Hold it right there.
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If it doesn't have a
heartbeat, it stays here.
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Can't risk the weight.
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No, no, no. I-I need this!
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Well, it's your funeral. I'm
putting that boat down.
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No, no, no, no!
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It has, uh... uh, supplies!
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Um, food and... and water.
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Why didn't you just say so, you dipshit?
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Take it onboard. Go.
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I can't break the chain!
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There's got to be another way!
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Steve, it doesn't matter, man.
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I thought I was gonna die in here
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without ever seeing anyone again,
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but instead, I met you,
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my new best friend...
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and the coolest guy I ever met.
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Oh! Don't say that.
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Hey, we had some good times.
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Remember when you first came in here
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and you were, like, "Aah! Aah!"
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You scared the shit out of me!
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You scared the shit out of me.
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Yeah.
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And we're always gonna have that.
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Yeah. For the rest of our lives.
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But your life's nearly over.
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But for you, it could be a long time
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if you get out of here.
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- Get out of here, man!
- No!
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Get out of here, Steve!
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I don't want my best friend to die,
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not today, on the day that I met him!
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No.
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I was meant to be here.
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I was meant to meet you.
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I'm not leaving without you.
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If I can't break the
chains, break the pipe!
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I've tried. I can't.
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We can do it together!
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Come on!
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Okay. You ready?
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One, two, three!
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Ah! Oh.
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Oh, no! I've killed him!
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Look... if you pop my shoulder out,
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it would give me the extra few inches
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that I can reach the keys
and slap them back to us.
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What are you talking about?
That is not a thing.
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It is a totally a thing.
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Mel Gibson pops his shoulder out
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in, like, every movie to escape.
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It's like you haven't even
seen "Lethal Weapon 2."
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Okay! Fine! How do you want to do this?
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All right. Come here.
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Crouch down.
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From here, you're gonna
pull down on my arm
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as hard as you can.
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Now, you're my best friend,
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so I know you're gonna
want to take it easy,
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but you got to go... Aah!
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Ooh!
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Oh, it's out!
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F... you!
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you! Why would you do this?!
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- You said it was a thing!
- Yeah, in movies!
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This is real life, you idiot!
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You seemed very confident.
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Oh, it's a dead limb.
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Look at that. It's just
floating in the water.
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You want to at least
maybe try for the key?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
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Come on!
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Ohh.
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I chummed the water.
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Watch out for sharks 'cause
I chummed the water.
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The ship's about to snap in half.
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We got to go now!
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I don't like this. It
doesn't feel right.
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Hey, hey, hey, look at me. Look at me.
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I know that you're scared right now,
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but some day, you and I are
going to look back on all this,
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and we are just gonna ROFLcopter.
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What did you just say?
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ROFLcopter?
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I'll try to explain this.
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It means to "roll on the
floor laughing" copter.
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Oh, my God. You wrote the journal.
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All that nerd speak... it was you!
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It's not nerd speak, all right?
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It's cool Internet slang,
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and I did it for us!
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But Danny and Owen...
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Forget them!
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They're probably drowned by now!
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Hey! Florence!
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Seriously? We're just about to leave!
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Hold the boat.
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I swear to God I'll bring
her back, dead or alive.
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W-Why would you bring her back dead?
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What? I... I just... I didn't even...
Shut up!
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Hold the boat!
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Where's Florence? We have to go!
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That's it.
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I'm dropping this boat.
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People going back and forth.
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Goddamn free-for-all!
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We're going, and that's final!
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Hold the boat!
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I'm saving him! I'm a hero!
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Who the hell is that?
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It's Luther!
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He was Barracuda's lover before she...
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Uh, that doesn't really matter,
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but the main thing is he's a cool guy.
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- Come on! Let's go!
- Wait!
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Florence and Corey... they went back in.
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Did you see them?
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I didn't see anyone!
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Prepare to lower the lifeboat.
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Ready?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right. On three, right?
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Okay. One...
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Oh, that hurts just as bad going in.
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Oh!
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Ohh, I'm sorry.
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It's all right.
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Oh, it's my fault.
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You and Florence were getting
close, and I got jealous.
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Not like a romantic way.
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Like, I didn't want to kiss you
or rub your butt or anything.
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I got it.
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Not that you have a bad butt.
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Your butt's totally fine,
just not my thi...
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I got it!
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Since everything with my family,
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I didn't want to lose you, too.
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You know, I'd be lying if I said
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I didn't think this was
how I was gonna die.
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But if I got to drown
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in a Red Hot Chili Peppers drunk tank,
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at least I'm doing it
with my best friend.
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Aww!
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Oh!
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- Oh, my God!
- God!
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- Sorry! Sorry!
- How long have you been there?
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A while! I didn't want to say anything
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'cause, seriously, you
guys are so frickin' cute.
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God, you scared me!
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We were so close to going home.
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What's gonna happen to us?
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Well, come daybreak,
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the sun will start to scorch our skin,
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and that will attract seabirds,
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who will peck at our sunbaked flesh
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until we are nothing but bones.
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Good God, Karen.
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Jesus.
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No, no, no. No, no, no, guys,
we can get through this!
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I mean, think about it...
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we got through the plane
crash, a shitty beach,
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a pirate named The Barracuda,
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Steve tried to murder us in cold blood.
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Yeah.
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We've been through worse, and
we can get through this!
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- We're survivors!
- Come on!
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All right, okay. Pack, open that bag.
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- What?
- Yeah, open the bag.
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We got to see what supplies
we're working with.
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So, how do I get you out of here?
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There's a key. It's on
the ground underwater.
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I knocked it off with my dead arm.
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What made you come back?
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You were right about Corey.
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I should have listened to you.
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I'm sorry. I've just never dated a guy
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who's not a total dumpster fire.
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No, I'm sorry, okay? I'm... I'm sorry.
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I should not have compared
us to the "Speed" franchise.
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And if we are somehow "Speed,"
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then I don't want you to
end up with Jason Patric.
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I want you to end up with Keanu Reeves.
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Which is me... I'm Keanu Reeves.
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- I got it.
- Okay.
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No, I'm sorry.
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I didn't think there could be
three people in the Dream Team,
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but I was wrong.
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This... This is the Dream Team!
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00:11:00,588 --> 00:11:01,849
What's the "Dream Team"?
262
00:11:01,874 --> 00:11:04,121
This thing that he won't stop saying
263
00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:06,732
but it looks like you're in.
264
00:11:06,757 --> 00:11:08,459
Thanks, Danny.
265
00:11:08,484 --> 00:11:10,670
Welcome to the Dream Team.
266
00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:13,199
Okay, should we get out of
here so we don't drown?
267
00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:14,767
Oh, yeah! Sorry! The key! Okay.
268
00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:17,005
The key's in the water.
It could be anywhere.
269
00:11:20,519 --> 00:11:21,521
Oh, my God!
270
00:11:21,546 --> 00:11:22,619
Yes!
271
00:11:22,644 --> 00:11:25,567
It was so easy. It was,
like, right under me.
272
00:11:25,592 --> 00:11:27,325
I felt it with my foot!
273
00:11:27,349 --> 00:11:29,021
- Cool! Open the door!
- Oh!
274
00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:32,763
Where's the lifeboat?!
275
00:11:32,788 --> 00:11:35,872
They're gone, and they left us behind.
276
00:11:35,897 --> 00:11:38,372
Just like you left me behind.
277
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,126
Corey.
278
00:11:40,151 --> 00:11:41,458
Corey.
279
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:42,782
Don't try to butter me up
280
00:11:42,807 --> 00:11:44,927
by remembering my name now, Florence.
281
00:11:44,952 --> 00:11:47,388
Hey, hey, hey! Let's take it easy.
282
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:48,974
You.
283
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,009
Never understood what she saw in you
284
00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:55,825
with your charisma and your wit
and your leading-man looks.
285
00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:57,116
Seems like you get it.
286
00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:58,817
Shut up, fat-ass!
287
00:11:58,842 --> 00:12:00,252
And you!
288
00:12:00,277 --> 00:12:01,989
Ever since we crashed,
289
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,447
you've been leading me on!
290
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,472
I thought you loved me!
291
00:12:05,497 --> 00:12:06,888
Why would you think that?
292
00:12:06,913 --> 00:12:09,480
Because you were nice to me!
293
00:12:09,505 --> 00:12:11,138
You give a girl
294
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,294
everything you have,
295
00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:14,119
and how does she repay you?
296
00:12:14,144 --> 00:12:15,224
Please do not say "friend zone."
297
00:12:15,249 --> 00:12:17,315
By putting you in the friend zone!
298
00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:18,841
Aw, man.
299
00:12:18,866 --> 00:12:20,666
And now you got to die
300
00:12:20,762 --> 00:12:22,684
because if I can't have you,
301
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,662
well, nobody can!
302
00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,587
This way!
303
00:12:28,612 --> 00:12:29,910
Holy heck!
304
00:12:29,935 --> 00:12:31,927
This thing's got some kick to it.
305
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,801
No!
306
00:12:33,826 --> 00:12:37,007
I don't want to chase you!
307
00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:46,369
Go, go, go!
308
00:12:46,394 --> 00:12:49,604
Why is Corey so weird?!
309
00:12:49,629 --> 00:12:52,097
Florence.
310
00:12:52,122 --> 00:12:54,288
My tiny, little peach!
311
00:12:54,313 --> 00:12:58,615
My sweet, little baby angel!
312
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,281
Where are you?!
313
00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:04,254
Oh, my God. They're all locked.
314
00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:05,533
Does no one trust anyone?!
315
00:13:05,558 --> 00:13:07,136
What are you doing? Let's go!
316
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,627
My pants are wet.
317
00:13:08,652 --> 00:13:10,815
My legs are all chaffing. It's terrible!
318
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,001
Florence!
319
00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:15,806
Come give Papa a smooch!
320
00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:17,393
Ew!
321
00:13:17,418 --> 00:13:18,984
In here!
322
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,695
Uh, here we go.
323
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:29,622
Just... Just got to... open the bag.
324
00:13:29,647 --> 00:13:32,932
Lot of zippers, really, you
know, these travel bags.
325
00:13:33,114 --> 00:13:34,747
You know, could be any of these, really.
326
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,042
Nah. It's not that one.
327
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:38,934
That's small... It's not...
328
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,729
Could be... No, not this one.
329
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:43,065
Oh! This one. I got it right here.
330
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,370
Here we go.
331
00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:46,961
Nope, that's the one that
just makes the bag bigger...
332
00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:49,971
What the hell is happening?
Just open the bag!
333
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,362
I genuinely can't tell
334
00:13:51,387 --> 00:13:53,287
if you're stupid or just stalling.
335
00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:56,513
Stalling? Me?
336
00:13:56,538 --> 00:13:58,205
Come on.
337
00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:00,352
Now's not the time for jokes, Karen.
338
00:14:00,377 --> 00:14:03,011
I mean... should we
talk about this, hon...
339
00:14:03,036 --> 00:14:04,609
No, no, no! No, no! Give me that.
340
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:06,469
What is wrong with you?
341
00:14:06,494 --> 00:14:09,307
Ooh, real hard, pal.
342
00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:13,895
Oh!
343
00:14:14,107 --> 00:14:16,074
I can explain.
344
00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:17,732
Aah!
345
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,838
Here's...
346
00:14:25,863 --> 00:14:28,410
Oh, is this mahogany?
347
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,768
This is so hard to break!
348
00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:36,042
Florence.
349
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:39,838
Did you hear my cool
"The Shining" reference?
350
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,517
Would have been a lot cooler,
351
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:45,644
but this place is a goddamn fortress.
352
00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:47,435
I see what's going on.
353
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:51,197
This is you playing another
one of your games.
354
00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:53,496
You know what?
355
00:14:53,521 --> 00:14:58,251
I don't even care if I find you
because you are so boring,
356
00:14:58,276 --> 00:15:00,666
and you look weird in shorts!
357
00:15:02,382 --> 00:15:05,205
Psych out! I'm negging.
358
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,978
I learned that at a seminar
on how to pick up women.
359
00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:09,298
You look great in shorts.
360
00:15:09,323 --> 00:15:10,894
You always have, and you always will.
361
00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:12,417
What do we do?
362
00:15:17,191 --> 00:15:19,377
Danny, what are you doing?
363
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,166
Florence.
364
00:15:21,191 --> 00:15:22,541
Admittedly, I'm not doing
365
00:15:22,566 --> 00:15:24,915
the most enthusiastic
version of searching,
366
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:27,213
but I kind of thought
you'd come out by now.
367
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:39,765
Danny! What are you doing?
368
00:15:42,244 --> 00:15:44,110
I've got a plan.
369
00:15:44,468 --> 00:15:47,052
Well, what have we got here, Chet?
370
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:50,210
- Think we got a little weaselonboard!
- A weasel!
371
00:15:50,236 --> 00:15:51,624
Listen, I know you guys are mad.
372
00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:53,413
All right, what the hell is going on?
373
00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:55,133
Where did all this money come from?
374
00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:59,288
This is pirate money... $165,000.
375
00:15:59,313 --> 00:16:00,367
$165,000.
376
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:01,824
Pack and I found it on the boat,
377
00:16:01,849 --> 00:16:03,545
and then he double-crossed me.
378
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:05,937
Who cares about the money?
We don't have any supplies!
379
00:16:05,962 --> 00:16:07,078
We're gonna die out here!
380
00:16:07,103 --> 00:16:09,543
Oh, someone's definitely dying out here.
381
00:16:15,149 --> 00:16:17,749
Florence.
382
00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:20,202
Come out and play!
383
00:16:20,227 --> 00:16:23,109
Even if that plan did
work, he has got a gun!
384
00:16:23,134 --> 00:16:25,568
That's from "The Warriors."
Did you guys see that movie?
385
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,461
You'll never get there in time.
386
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,570
Raise your hand if you
saw "The Warriors."
387
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,515
- Not if I distract him.
- Distract him how?
388
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:30,930
The Florence way.
389
00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:32,993
- What?
- What?
390
00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:34,774
Florence.
391
00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:36,398
- What are you doing?
- Can you please...
392
00:16:36,423 --> 00:16:37,906
I don't know what this is.
What are you...
393
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,331
Show of hands. Who saw "The Warriors"?
394
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:41,977
Nerds.
395
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,321
Great movie.
396
00:16:43,346 --> 00:16:45,249
Ready?
397
00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:46,273
- Florence, just come out!
- No.
398
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,320
- Let's do this.
- No!
399
00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:48,484
- All right?
- Dream Team.
400
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:49,408
Danny, no!
401
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:51,328
Can't you see that I love you?!
402
00:16:51,353 --> 00:16:53,414
Aah! My pants!
403
00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:56,707
I lost my pants! Where are they?!
Hey, what are you saying?
404
00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:57,555
That's my thing.
405
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,436
I lost my pants! I can't find them!
406
00:16:58,461 --> 00:17:00,127
Are you saying you lost your pants?
407
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,571
- I don't know where they are!
- How do you lose your pants?
408
00:17:02,596 --> 00:17:03,602
Go, go, go, go.
409
00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:05,993
They were on me, and now
they're not me anymore!
410
00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:08,039
I don't know where your pants are!
411
00:17:08,064 --> 00:17:09,330
Florence!
412
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:14,445
Hey, Corey. ROFLcopter this, you nerd.
413
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:16,236
Okay, well, that's not quite how you use
414
00:17:16,261 --> 00:17:18,250
that term... Aah!
415
00:17:26,324 --> 00:17:28,319
Oh.
416
00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:31,901
That worked so well.
417
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,625
You think he's dead?
418
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,500
Yeah, I think he's dead.
419
00:17:36,525 --> 00:17:38,692
We did it!
420
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,799
Chili pepper to the face!
421
00:17:43,824 --> 00:17:45,857
- Yeah!
- Ooh! Ooh!
422
00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:46,992
You did my bra thing!
423
00:17:47,017 --> 00:17:48,203
I did it! I did it with my pants!
424
00:17:48,228 --> 00:17:50,061
I told you... it works every time.
425
00:17:50,086 --> 00:17:52,539
Every time!
426
00:17:54,555 --> 00:17:56,187
Hey, the lifeboats.
427
00:17:56,212 --> 00:17:57,484
How are we gonna get off the ship?
428
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,469
Oh.
429
00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:01,831
I have an idea.
430
00:18:03,611 --> 00:18:07,259
Okay, you cut me out the money,
Pack, I cut you out of yourself!
431
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:09,581
Chet, where did you get a switchblade?
432
00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:12,187
Oh, old Chester keeps it close.
433
00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:14,868
Wow. We did not know Chet at all.
434
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,009
Pack lied to us.
435
00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:18,177
I say if we have no food, we eat him!
436
00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:20,302
- No, no, no!
- That sounds fair enough to me
437
00:18:20,327 --> 00:18:22,431
'cause he ate a guy on the island!
438
00:18:22,456 --> 00:18:23,455
- What?!
- Oh, my God!
439
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,462
- Yeah!
- Ew!
440
00:18:25,487 --> 00:18:28,412
Yeah, well, Todd and
Jess banged a pirate!
441
00:18:28,437 --> 00:18:31,415
All the holes... it was
heterosexual and homosexual...
442
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,181
and they used it all to
get a spot on the boat
443
00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:35,494
and leave us to die!
444
00:18:35,518 --> 00:18:37,493
- Okay. okay.
- Oh, that is disgusting!
445
00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:39,524
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?!
446
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:43,462
Well, Karen brought the plane down!
447
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,743
No I didn't.
448
00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:50,101
Yeah, no, she didn't.
449
00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:51,712
I was just trying to get
the heat off of us.
450
00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:53,003
What the hell is wrong with you?!
451
00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:54,524
- All right! Hey!
- I'm sorry!
452
00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,743
Luther!
453
00:18:59,768 --> 00:19:03,937
Luther, we made it. We're out!
454
00:19:04,207 --> 00:19:06,048
You saved my life.
455
00:19:06,073 --> 00:19:07,856
I guess.
456
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:11,241
I bet you looked real
cool doing it, too.
457
00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:12,907
Yeah.
458
00:19:13,626 --> 00:19:16,157
Holy smokes.
459
00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:19,289
Look at those stars.
460
00:19:27,737 --> 00:19:30,872
I can't believe I'm alive.
461
00:19:38,213 --> 00:19:39,713
What was that?
462
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,298
It's a sandbar.
463
00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:42,744
Does that mean...
464
00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:46,694
Oh, yeah!
465
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,152
We got land!
466
00:19:48,177 --> 00:19:49,493
Hey! Yeah!
467
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,778
Is this the same island?
468
00:19:57,803 --> 00:19:59,368
No. The trees are different.
469
00:19:59,393 --> 00:20:01,993
Oh, good. That'd be so stupid.
470
00:20:02,018 --> 00:20:03,885
What's wrong? You all right?
471
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:07,188
Florence and Danny and Owen...
do you think they're...?
472
00:20:07,213 --> 00:20:08,679
I don't know.
473
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,423
Look!
474
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,345
- They made it!
- Yeah!
475
00:20:24,104 --> 00:20:25,704
Oh, my God!
476
00:20:27,391 --> 00:20:29,105
Hey, what happened to Corey?
477
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,941
It turns out he's the one
who blew up the ship.
478
00:20:30,966 --> 00:20:32,636
- What?!
- Corey the minister?
479
00:20:32,661 --> 00:20:34,176
- Yeah.
- Where is he now?
480
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:35,300
Oh, we killed him.
481
00:20:35,325 --> 00:20:37,209
Snapped his neck with
a giant chili pepper.
482
00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:39,152
- What?!
- Hey, where are we?
483
00:20:39,177 --> 00:20:41,811
Who the hell cares? We're alive!
484
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,594
Nothing can kill us!
485
00:20:50,712 --> 00:20:53,847
I'm on land! Land!
486
00:20:53,872 --> 00:20:56,097
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
487
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:59,217
I'm on land!
488
00:20:59,242 --> 00:21:00,800
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
489
00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:03,326
I saved him.
490
00:21:03,351 --> 00:21:06,066
Luther. My best friend.
491
00:21:06,091 --> 00:21:08,558
I'm on land!
492
00:21:12,693 --> 00:21:14,731
Aah!
493
00:21:14,755 --> 00:21:16,332
Luther!!
494
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:18,886
Oh!
495
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:26,274
I think he stood on a land mine!
496
00:21:28,979 --> 00:21:31,587
Nobody move!
497
00:21:33,604 --> 00:21:35,673
Oh, my God!
498
00:22:05,063 --> 00:22:07,063
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