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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,148 --> 00:00:02,577 Previously on "Wrecked"... 2 00:00:02,618 --> 00:00:04,101 The pirates. Oh my God. 3 00:00:04,125 --> 00:00:06,836 Where's my freaking bra?! Where is it?! 4 00:00:06,861 --> 00:00:07,609 Oh! 5 00:00:07,634 --> 00:00:08,990 My friends and I are going home. 6 00:00:10,073 --> 00:00:11,289 I found some money. 7 00:00:11,314 --> 00:00:12,747 Look at us! We're slapping the shit 8 00:00:12,809 --> 00:00:14,539 out of each other, and for what?! 9 00:00:14,564 --> 00:00:16,364 - No! - No! 10 00:00:16,389 --> 00:00:19,189 Luther? The Barracuda said you were dead. 11 00:00:19,215 --> 00:00:21,242 You got to fight for what's yours, buddy. 12 00:00:21,267 --> 00:00:22,742 Owen wrote the journal. 13 00:00:22,767 --> 00:00:24,171 This journal doesn't make any sense. 14 00:00:24,196 --> 00:00:25,996 What the hell is "ROFLcopter"? 15 00:00:26,021 --> 00:00:28,195 I blew up the ship. You want to know why I did it? 16 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:29,234 For Florence! 17 00:00:29,259 --> 00:00:31,136 Danny and Owen got the jump on me. Ohh! 18 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,226 Said something about trying to get off the ship 19 00:00:32,251 --> 00:00:33,992 - before it sank. - Abandon ship! 20 00:01:38,923 --> 00:01:42,257 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 21 00:01:46,046 --> 00:01:47,986 Come on! 22 00:01:49,056 --> 00:01:51,145 What could you have possibly said to Corey 23 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:53,113 that would make him blow up the ship? 24 00:01:53,138 --> 00:01:54,632 Look, we could spend the whole day 25 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:57,090 pointing fingers, passing the buck, blowing the whistle... 26 00:01:57,115 --> 00:01:58,914 - What did you say?! - Fine. Okay. 27 00:01:58,939 --> 00:02:01,202 I...told him 28 00:02:01,227 --> 00:02:03,078 - that his suit looked good. - That's not it. 29 00:02:03,103 --> 00:02:04,310 I said that I like weddings, 30 00:02:04,335 --> 00:02:05,867 - which I do. - Who cares? 31 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:07,599 I told him that you were stealing Florence, 32 00:02:07,624 --> 00:02:09,117 and he should do everything in his power to stop you. 33 00:02:09,142 --> 00:02:10,492 I said I love shrimp. 34 00:02:10,517 --> 00:02:11,750 Why would you say that?! 35 00:02:11,775 --> 00:02:14,491 I... The man is obviously out of his mind! 36 00:02:14,516 --> 00:02:15,726 I didn't know it that at the time! 37 00:02:15,751 --> 00:02:17,256 I thought he was just kooky! 38 00:02:17,281 --> 00:02:20,070 You know what? The Dream Team... it's over. 39 00:02:21,127 --> 00:02:22,679 - You don't mean that. - Yeah. 40 00:02:22,704 --> 00:02:23,938 In fact, I'm starting to think 41 00:02:23,963 --> 00:02:25,677 there never even really was a Dream Team. 42 00:02:25,702 --> 00:02:31,139 Owen, I know you're mad, but you are talking crazy right now! 43 00:02:31,164 --> 00:02:34,570 If we don't pull it together Dream Team-style, 44 00:02:34,595 --> 00:02:35,703 we're gonna die! 45 00:02:35,728 --> 00:02:38,514 Then what the hell do you suggest that we do?! 46 00:02:38,539 --> 00:02:40,608 You're not gonna like it, 47 00:02:40,633 --> 00:02:43,179 but I need you to pop my arm out of its socket. 48 00:02:44,892 --> 00:02:45,890 What?! 49 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:48,555 Aah! Okay, come on. 50 00:02:53,352 --> 00:02:56,020 Everybody in! This is the last lifeboat! 51 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,547 Go! Go! 52 00:02:57,572 --> 00:02:59,914 I can't believe Danny and Owen would just bail... 53 00:02:59,939 --> 00:03:01,000 I know, right? 54 00:03:01,025 --> 00:03:02,553 But we should just get in the boat 55 00:03:02,578 --> 00:03:04,281 and move on with our new lives. 56 00:03:04,306 --> 00:03:05,797 - Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What? 57 00:03:05,822 --> 00:03:06,821 Is this the best we can do? 58 00:03:06,846 --> 00:03:07,805 What are you talking about? 59 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:09,524 Just saying that we're gonna be at sea 60 00:03:09,548 --> 00:03:11,376 for a very long time maybe, right? What? 61 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:13,189 I don't want to get stuck with the nerds. 62 00:03:13,214 --> 00:03:15,908 I mean, Chet, Karen, and the weird youth pastor? 63 00:03:15,933 --> 00:03:17,493 - What? - I-I think we should bail 64 00:03:17,518 --> 00:03:18,525 and go find a cooler boat. 65 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:20,189 - Oh, my God, Todd. - You get in this boat! 66 00:03:20,214 --> 00:03:21,613 Nobody's listening to me. 67 00:03:21,638 --> 00:03:23,138 All right, we're gonna put her in the water! 68 00:03:23,163 --> 00:03:24,429 We can't wait any longer! 69 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,907 Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 70 00:03:25,932 --> 00:03:27,789 Oh! Oh, thank God you're still here. 71 00:03:27,814 --> 00:03:29,548 No, no, no. Hold it right there. 72 00:03:29,573 --> 00:03:31,679 If it doesn't have a heartbeat, it stays here. 73 00:03:31,704 --> 00:03:32,781 Can't risk the weight. 74 00:03:32,806 --> 00:03:34,032 No, no, no. I-I need this! 75 00:03:34,057 --> 00:03:35,501 Well, it's your funeral. I'm putting that boat down. 76 00:03:35,526 --> 00:03:36,189 No, no, no, no! 77 00:03:36,214 --> 00:03:38,150 It has, uh... uh, supplies! 78 00:03:38,175 --> 00:03:40,221 Um, food and... and water. 79 00:03:41,591 --> 00:03:43,691 Why didn't you just say so, you dipshit? 80 00:03:43,716 --> 00:03:45,439 Take it onboard. Go. 81 00:03:46,953 --> 00:03:49,120 I can't break the chain! 82 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,157 There's got to be another way! 83 00:03:51,182 --> 00:03:54,283 Steve, it doesn't matter, man. 84 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,048 I thought I was gonna die in here 85 00:03:57,073 --> 00:03:58,948 without ever seeing anyone again, 86 00:03:58,973 --> 00:04:02,345 but instead, I met you, 87 00:04:02,370 --> 00:04:04,087 my new best friend... 88 00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:06,081 and the coolest guy I ever met. 89 00:04:06,106 --> 00:04:08,840 Oh! Don't say that. 90 00:04:08,865 --> 00:04:10,635 Hey, we had some good times. 91 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:12,242 Remember when you first came in here 92 00:04:12,267 --> 00:04:14,984 and you were, like, "Aah! Aah!" 93 00:04:15,009 --> 00:04:16,595 You scared the shit out of me! 94 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,651 You scared the shit out of me. 95 00:04:20,058 --> 00:04:21,123 Yeah. 96 00:04:21,147 --> 00:04:23,359 And we're always gonna have that. 97 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:26,235 Yeah. For the rest of our lives. 98 00:04:29,419 --> 00:04:31,786 But your life's nearly over. 99 00:04:31,811 --> 00:04:33,044 But for you, it could be a long time 100 00:04:33,069 --> 00:04:34,626 if you get out of here. 101 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,239 - Get out of here, man! - No! 102 00:04:38,264 --> 00:04:39,530 Get out of here, Steve! 103 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:41,322 I don't want my best friend to die, 104 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:43,614 not today, on the day that I met him! 105 00:04:43,639 --> 00:04:45,525 No. 106 00:04:45,550 --> 00:04:48,122 I was meant to be here. 107 00:04:48,147 --> 00:04:50,958 I was meant to meet you. 108 00:04:51,737 --> 00:04:53,437 I'm not leaving without you. 109 00:04:53,462 --> 00:04:57,301 If I can't break the chains, break the pipe! 110 00:04:57,326 --> 00:04:59,767 I've tried. I can't. 111 00:04:59,792 --> 00:05:02,727 We can do it together! 112 00:05:02,752 --> 00:05:04,415 Come on! 113 00:05:06,465 --> 00:05:08,064 Okay. You ready? 114 00:05:08,089 --> 00:05:11,415 One, two, three! 115 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,249 Ah! Oh. 116 00:05:13,274 --> 00:05:15,207 Oh, no! I've killed him! 117 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,173 Look... if you pop my shoulder out, 118 00:05:17,198 --> 00:05:18,384 it would give me the extra few inches 119 00:05:18,409 --> 00:05:20,582 that I can reach the keys and slap them back to us. 120 00:05:20,607 --> 00:05:22,840 What are you talking about? That is not a thing. 121 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,064 It is a totally a thing. 122 00:05:24,089 --> 00:05:25,689 Mel Gibson pops his shoulder out 123 00:05:25,714 --> 00:05:27,548 in, like, every movie to escape. 124 00:05:27,573 --> 00:05:29,448 It's like you haven't even seen "Lethal Weapon 2." 125 00:05:29,473 --> 00:05:31,845 Okay! Fine! How do you want to do this? 126 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:33,269 All right. Come here. 127 00:05:33,294 --> 00:05:34,760 Crouch down. 128 00:05:34,785 --> 00:05:37,266 From here, you're gonna pull down on my arm 129 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:38,782 as hard as you can. 130 00:05:38,807 --> 00:05:40,173 Now, you're my best friend, 131 00:05:40,198 --> 00:05:41,297 so I know you're gonna want to take it easy, 132 00:05:41,322 --> 00:05:43,954 but you got to go... Aah! 133 00:05:43,979 --> 00:05:45,345 Ooh! 134 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:47,153 Oh, it's out! 135 00:05:47,178 --> 00:05:49,133 F... you! 136 00:05:49,158 --> 00:05:50,501 you! Why would you do this?! 137 00:05:50,526 --> 00:05:52,614 - You said it was a thing! - Yeah, in movies! 138 00:05:52,639 --> 00:05:54,251 This is real life, you idiot! 139 00:05:54,276 --> 00:05:55,696 You seemed very confident. 140 00:05:55,721 --> 00:05:57,186 Oh, it's a dead limb. 141 00:05:57,211 --> 00:05:59,321 Look at that. It's just floating in the water. 142 00:05:59,346 --> 00:06:01,844 You want to at least maybe try for the key? 143 00:06:01,869 --> 00:06:03,925 Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. 144 00:06:11,611 --> 00:06:12,970 Come on! 145 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:16,907 Ohh. 146 00:06:16,932 --> 00:06:19,004 I chummed the water. 147 00:06:19,029 --> 00:06:21,899 Watch out for sharks 'cause I chummed the water. 148 00:06:25,815 --> 00:06:27,407 The ship's about to snap in half. 149 00:06:27,432 --> 00:06:28,745 We got to go now! 150 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:30,403 I don't like this. It doesn't feel right. 151 00:06:30,428 --> 00:06:32,305 Hey, hey, hey, look at me. Look at me. 152 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:34,649 I know that you're scared right now, 153 00:06:34,674 --> 00:06:36,845 but some day, you and I are going to look back on all this, 154 00:06:36,870 --> 00:06:39,104 and we are just gonna ROFLcopter. 155 00:06:39,129 --> 00:06:41,529 What did you just say? 156 00:06:41,554 --> 00:06:42,916 ROFLcopter? 157 00:06:42,941 --> 00:06:44,409 I'll try to explain this. 158 00:06:44,434 --> 00:06:47,588 It means to "roll on the floor laughing" copter. 159 00:06:47,613 --> 00:06:50,620 Oh, my God. You wrote the journal. 160 00:06:50,645 --> 00:06:53,667 All that nerd speak... it was you! 161 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,692 It's not nerd speak, all right? 162 00:06:55,717 --> 00:06:57,010 It's cool Internet slang, 163 00:06:57,035 --> 00:06:58,635 and I did it for us! 164 00:06:58,660 --> 00:06:59,859 But Danny and Owen... 165 00:06:59,884 --> 00:07:01,317 Forget them! 166 00:07:01,342 --> 00:07:03,261 They're probably drowned by now! 167 00:07:04,003 --> 00:07:06,255 Hey! Florence! 168 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:09,245 Seriously? We're just about to leave! 169 00:07:09,277 --> 00:07:10,683 Hold the boat. 170 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:13,752 I swear to God I'll bring her back, dead or alive. 171 00:07:14,248 --> 00:07:16,148 W-Why would you bring her back dead? 172 00:07:16,173 --> 00:07:19,996 What? I... I just... I didn't even... Shut up! 173 00:07:20,021 --> 00:07:22,541 Hold the boat! 174 00:07:24,472 --> 00:07:26,954 Where's Florence? We have to go! 175 00:07:28,645 --> 00:07:29,808 That's it. 176 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:31,218 I'm dropping this boat. 177 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:33,354 People going back and forth. 178 00:07:33,379 --> 00:07:34,966 Goddamn free-for-all! 179 00:07:34,991 --> 00:07:37,027 We're going, and that's final! 180 00:07:37,052 --> 00:07:38,861 Hold the boat! 181 00:07:47,126 --> 00:07:49,560 I'm saving him! I'm a hero! 182 00:07:49,585 --> 00:07:50,684 Who the hell is that? 183 00:07:50,709 --> 00:07:51,838 It's Luther! 184 00:07:51,863 --> 00:07:53,996 He was Barracuda's lover before she... 185 00:07:54,021 --> 00:07:55,454 Uh, that doesn't really matter, 186 00:07:55,479 --> 00:07:57,173 but the main thing is he's a cool guy. 187 00:07:57,198 --> 00:07:58,985 - Come on! Let's go! - Wait! 188 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:00,665 Florence and Corey... they went back in. 189 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:01,471 Did you see them? 190 00:08:01,496 --> 00:08:02,785 I didn't see anyone! 191 00:08:04,448 --> 00:08:07,449 Prepare to lower the lifeboat. 192 00:08:07,474 --> 00:08:09,119 Ready? 193 00:08:09,144 --> 00:08:10,444 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 194 00:08:10,469 --> 00:08:12,861 All right. On three, right? 195 00:08:12,886 --> 00:08:14,736 Okay. One... 196 00:08:18,496 --> 00:08:21,242 Oh, that hurts just as bad going in. 197 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:24,259 Oh! 198 00:08:24,284 --> 00:08:26,684 Ohh, I'm sorry. 199 00:08:29,956 --> 00:08:31,255 It's all right. 200 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,980 Oh, it's my fault. 201 00:08:33,005 --> 00:08:36,350 You and Florence were getting close, and I got jealous. 202 00:08:37,092 --> 00:08:38,968 Not like a romantic way. 203 00:08:38,993 --> 00:08:41,132 Like, I didn't want to kiss you or rub your butt or anything. 204 00:08:41,157 --> 00:08:41,937 I got it. 205 00:08:41,962 --> 00:08:43,523 Not that you have a bad butt. 206 00:08:43,548 --> 00:08:45,147 Your butt's totally fine, just not my thi... 207 00:08:45,172 --> 00:08:46,265 I got it! 208 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:49,696 Since everything with my family, 209 00:08:50,069 --> 00:08:52,148 I didn't want to lose you, too. 210 00:08:54,954 --> 00:08:56,833 You know, I'd be lying if I said 211 00:08:56,858 --> 00:08:59,121 I didn't think this was how I was gonna die. 212 00:09:00,391 --> 00:09:02,279 But if I got to drown 213 00:09:02,304 --> 00:09:05,045 in a Red Hot Chili Peppers drunk tank, 214 00:09:05,751 --> 00:09:08,152 at least I'm doing it with my best friend. 215 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:13,891 Aww! 216 00:09:13,916 --> 00:09:15,187 Oh! 217 00:09:15,212 --> 00:09:16,611 - Oh, my God! - God! 218 00:09:16,636 --> 00:09:18,873 - Sorry! Sorry! - How long have you been there? 219 00:09:18,897 --> 00:09:20,679 A while! I didn't want to say anything 220 00:09:20,704 --> 00:09:23,205 'cause, seriously, you guys are so frickin' cute. 221 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,999 God, you scared me! 222 00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:33,384 We were so close to going home. 223 00:09:33,409 --> 00:09:35,288 What's gonna happen to us? 224 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,011 Well, come daybreak, 225 00:09:37,036 --> 00:09:39,616 the sun will start to scorch our skin, 226 00:09:39,641 --> 00:09:41,554 and that will attract seabirds, 227 00:09:41,579 --> 00:09:44,327 who will peck at our sunbaked flesh 228 00:09:44,352 --> 00:09:47,086 until we are nothing but bones. 229 00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:49,334 Good God, Karen. 230 00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:50,742 Jesus. 231 00:09:50,767 --> 00:09:53,538 No, no, no. No, no, no, guys, we can get through this! 232 00:09:53,563 --> 00:09:55,203 I mean, think about it... 233 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,795 we got through the plane crash, a shitty beach, 234 00:09:57,820 --> 00:10:00,154 a pirate named The Barracuda, 235 00:10:00,179 --> 00:10:02,554 Steve tried to murder us in cold blood. 236 00:10:02,579 --> 00:10:03,898 Yeah. 237 00:10:03,923 --> 00:10:07,224 We've been through worse, and we can get through this! 238 00:10:07,249 --> 00:10:08,929 - We're survivors! - Come on! 239 00:10:11,146 --> 00:10:14,548 All right, okay. Pack, open that bag. 240 00:10:14,712 --> 00:10:17,012 - What? - Yeah, open the bag. 241 00:10:17,037 --> 00:10:19,224 We got to see what supplies we're working with. 242 00:10:21,443 --> 00:10:22,872 So, how do I get you out of here? 243 00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:25,162 There's a key. It's on the ground underwater. 244 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:27,099 I knocked it off with my dead arm. 245 00:10:27,124 --> 00:10:28,599 What made you come back? 246 00:10:28,624 --> 00:10:30,005 You were right about Corey. 247 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,349 I should have listened to you. 248 00:10:31,374 --> 00:10:33,278 I'm sorry. I've just never dated a guy 249 00:10:33,303 --> 00:10:34,677 who's not a total dumpster fire. 250 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:37,308 No, I'm sorry, okay? I'm... I'm sorry. 251 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:40,255 I should not have compared us to the "Speed" franchise. 252 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,333 And if we are somehow "Speed," 253 00:10:42,359 --> 00:10:45,218 then I don't want you to end up with Jason Patric. 254 00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:48,189 I want you to end up with Keanu Reeves. 255 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,275 Which is me... I'm Keanu Reeves. 256 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,733 - I got it. - Okay. 257 00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:53,624 No, I'm sorry. 258 00:10:53,649 --> 00:10:56,279 I didn't think there could be three people in the Dream Team, 259 00:10:56,304 --> 00:10:57,570 but I was wrong. 260 00:10:57,595 --> 00:11:00,563 This... This is the Dream Team! 261 00:11:00,588 --> 00:11:01,849 What's the "Dream Team"? 262 00:11:01,874 --> 00:11:04,121 This thing that he won't stop saying 263 00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:06,732 but it looks like you're in. 264 00:11:06,757 --> 00:11:08,459 Thanks, Danny. 265 00:11:08,484 --> 00:11:10,670 Welcome to the Dream Team. 266 00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:13,199 Okay, should we get out of here so we don't drown? 267 00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:14,767 Oh, yeah! Sorry! The key! Okay. 268 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:17,005 The key's in the water. It could be anywhere. 269 00:11:20,519 --> 00:11:21,521 Oh, my God! 270 00:11:21,546 --> 00:11:22,619 Yes! 271 00:11:22,644 --> 00:11:25,567 It was so easy. It was, like, right under me. 272 00:11:25,592 --> 00:11:27,325 I felt it with my foot! 273 00:11:27,349 --> 00:11:29,021 - Cool! Open the door! - Oh! 274 00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:32,763 Where's the lifeboat?! 275 00:11:32,788 --> 00:11:35,872 They're gone, and they left us behind. 276 00:11:35,897 --> 00:11:38,372 Just like you left me behind. 277 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,126 Corey. 278 00:11:40,151 --> 00:11:41,458 Corey. 279 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:42,782 Don't try to butter me up 280 00:11:42,807 --> 00:11:44,927 by remembering my name now, Florence. 281 00:11:44,952 --> 00:11:47,388 Hey, hey, hey! Let's take it easy. 282 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:48,974 You. 283 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,009 Never understood what she saw in you 284 00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:55,825 with your charisma and your wit and your leading-man looks. 285 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:57,116 Seems like you get it. 286 00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:58,817 Shut up, fat-ass! 287 00:11:58,842 --> 00:12:00,252 And you! 288 00:12:00,277 --> 00:12:01,989 Ever since we crashed, 289 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,447 you've been leading me on! 290 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,472 I thought you loved me! 291 00:12:05,497 --> 00:12:06,888 Why would you think that? 292 00:12:06,913 --> 00:12:09,480 Because you were nice to me! 293 00:12:09,505 --> 00:12:11,138 You give a girl 294 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,294 everything you have, 295 00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:14,119 and how does she repay you? 296 00:12:14,144 --> 00:12:15,224 Please do not say "friend zone." 297 00:12:15,249 --> 00:12:17,315 By putting you in the friend zone! 298 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:18,841 Aw, man. 299 00:12:18,866 --> 00:12:20,666 And now you got to die 300 00:12:20,762 --> 00:12:22,684 because if I can't have you, 301 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,662 well, nobody can! 302 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,587 This way! 303 00:12:28,612 --> 00:12:29,910 Holy heck! 304 00:12:29,935 --> 00:12:31,927 This thing's got some kick to it. 305 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,801 No! 306 00:12:33,826 --> 00:12:37,007 I don't want to chase you! 307 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:46,369 Go, go, go! 308 00:12:46,394 --> 00:12:49,604 Why is Corey so weird?! 309 00:12:49,629 --> 00:12:52,097 Florence. 310 00:12:52,122 --> 00:12:54,288 My tiny, little peach! 311 00:12:54,313 --> 00:12:58,615 My sweet, little baby angel! 312 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,281 Where are you?! 313 00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:04,254 Oh, my God. They're all locked. 314 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:05,533 Does no one trust anyone?! 315 00:13:05,558 --> 00:13:07,136 What are you doing? Let's go! 316 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,627 My pants are wet. 317 00:13:08,652 --> 00:13:10,815 My legs are all chaffing. It's terrible! 318 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,001 Florence! 319 00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:15,806 Come give Papa a smooch! 320 00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:17,393 Ew! 321 00:13:17,418 --> 00:13:18,984 In here! 322 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,695 Uh, here we go. 323 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:29,622 Just... Just got to... open the bag. 324 00:13:29,647 --> 00:13:32,932 Lot of zippers, really, you know, these travel bags. 325 00:13:33,114 --> 00:13:34,747 You know, could be any of these, really. 326 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,042 Nah. It's not that one. 327 00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:38,934 That's small... It's not... 328 00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,729 Could be... No, not this one. 329 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:43,065 Oh! This one. I got it right here. 330 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,370 Here we go. 331 00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:46,961 Nope, that's the one that just makes the bag bigger... 332 00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:49,971 What the hell is happening? Just open the bag! 333 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,362 I genuinely can't tell 334 00:13:51,387 --> 00:13:53,287 if you're stupid or just stalling. 335 00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:56,513 Stalling? Me? 336 00:13:56,538 --> 00:13:58,205 Come on. 337 00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:00,352 Now's not the time for jokes, Karen. 338 00:14:00,377 --> 00:14:03,011 I mean... should we talk about this, hon... 339 00:14:03,036 --> 00:14:04,609 No, no, no! No, no! Give me that. 340 00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:06,469 What is wrong with you? 341 00:14:06,494 --> 00:14:09,307 Ooh, real hard, pal. 342 00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:13,895 Oh! 343 00:14:14,107 --> 00:14:16,074 I can explain. 344 00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:17,732 Aah! 345 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,838 Here's... 346 00:14:25,863 --> 00:14:28,410 Oh, is this mahogany? 347 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,768 This is so hard to break! 348 00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:36,042 Florence. 349 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:39,838 Did you hear my cool "The Shining" reference? 350 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,517 Would have been a lot cooler, 351 00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:45,644 but this place is a goddamn fortress. 352 00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:47,435 I see what's going on. 353 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:51,197 This is you playing another one of your games. 354 00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:53,496 You know what? 355 00:14:53,521 --> 00:14:58,251 I don't even care if I find you because you are so boring, 356 00:14:58,276 --> 00:15:00,666 and you look weird in shorts! 357 00:15:02,382 --> 00:15:05,205 Psych out! I'm negging. 358 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,978 I learned that at a seminar on how to pick up women. 359 00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:09,298 You look great in shorts. 360 00:15:09,323 --> 00:15:10,894 You always have, and you always will. 361 00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:12,417 What do we do? 362 00:15:17,191 --> 00:15:19,377 Danny, what are you doing? 363 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,166 Florence. 364 00:15:21,191 --> 00:15:22,541 Admittedly, I'm not doing 365 00:15:22,566 --> 00:15:24,915 the most enthusiastic version of searching, 366 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:27,213 but I kind of thought you'd come out by now. 367 00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:39,765 Danny! What are you doing? 368 00:15:42,244 --> 00:15:44,110 I've got a plan. 369 00:15:44,468 --> 00:15:47,052 Well, what have we got here, Chet? 370 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:50,210 - Think we got a little weaselonboard! - A weasel! 371 00:15:50,236 --> 00:15:51,624 Listen, I know you guys are mad. 372 00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:53,413 All right, what the hell is going on? 373 00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:55,133 Where did all this money come from? 374 00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:59,288 This is pirate money... $165,000. 375 00:15:59,313 --> 00:16:00,367 $165,000. 376 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:01,824 Pack and I found it on the boat, 377 00:16:01,849 --> 00:16:03,545 and then he double-crossed me. 378 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:05,937 Who cares about the money? We don't have any supplies! 379 00:16:05,962 --> 00:16:07,078 We're gonna die out here! 380 00:16:07,103 --> 00:16:09,543 Oh, someone's definitely dying out here. 381 00:16:15,149 --> 00:16:17,749 Florence. 382 00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:20,202 Come out and play! 383 00:16:20,227 --> 00:16:23,109 Even if that plan did work, he has got a gun! 384 00:16:23,134 --> 00:16:25,568 That's from "The Warriors." Did you guys see that movie? 385 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,461 You'll never get there in time. 386 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,570 Raise your hand if you saw "The Warriors." 387 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,515 - Not if I distract him. - Distract him how? 388 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:30,930 The Florence way. 389 00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:32,993 - What? - What? 390 00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:34,774 Florence. 391 00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:36,398 - What are you doing? - Can you please... 392 00:16:36,423 --> 00:16:37,906 I don't know what this is. What are you... 393 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,331 Show of hands. Who saw "The Warriors"? 394 00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:41,977 Nerds. 395 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,321 Great movie. 396 00:16:43,346 --> 00:16:45,249 Ready? 397 00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:46,273 - Florence, just come out! - No. 398 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,320 - Let's do this. - No! 399 00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:48,484 - All right? - Dream Team. 400 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:49,408 Danny, no! 401 00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:51,328 Can't you see that I love you?! 402 00:16:51,353 --> 00:16:53,414 Aah! My pants! 403 00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:56,707 I lost my pants! Where are they?! Hey, what are you saying? 404 00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:57,555 That's my thing. 405 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,436 I lost my pants! I can't find them! 406 00:16:58,461 --> 00:17:00,127 Are you saying you lost your pants? 407 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,571 - I don't know where they are! - How do you lose your pants? 408 00:17:02,596 --> 00:17:03,602 Go, go, go, go. 409 00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:05,993 They were on me, and now they're not me anymore! 410 00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:08,039 I don't know where your pants are! 411 00:17:08,064 --> 00:17:09,330 Florence! 412 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:14,445 Hey, Corey. ROFLcopter this, you nerd. 413 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:16,236 Okay, well, that's not quite how you use 414 00:17:16,261 --> 00:17:18,250 that term... Aah! 415 00:17:26,324 --> 00:17:28,319 Oh. 416 00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:31,901 That worked so well. 417 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,625 You think he's dead? 418 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,500 Yeah, I think he's dead. 419 00:17:36,525 --> 00:17:38,692 We did it! 420 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,799 Chili pepper to the face! 421 00:17:43,824 --> 00:17:45,857 - Yeah! - Ooh! Ooh! 422 00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:46,992 You did my bra thing! 423 00:17:47,017 --> 00:17:48,203 I did it! I did it with my pants! 424 00:17:48,228 --> 00:17:50,061 I told you... it works every time. 425 00:17:50,086 --> 00:17:52,539 Every time! 426 00:17:54,555 --> 00:17:56,187 Hey, the lifeboats. 427 00:17:56,212 --> 00:17:57,484 How are we gonna get off the ship? 428 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,469 Oh. 429 00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:01,831 I have an idea. 430 00:18:03,611 --> 00:18:07,259 Okay, you cut me out the money, Pack, I cut you out of yourself! 431 00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:09,581 Chet, where did you get a switchblade? 432 00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:12,187 Oh, old Chester keeps it close. 433 00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:14,868 Wow. We did not know Chet at all. 434 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,009 Pack lied to us. 435 00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:18,177 I say if we have no food, we eat him! 436 00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:20,302 - No, no, no! - That sounds fair enough to me 437 00:18:20,327 --> 00:18:22,431 'cause he ate a guy on the island! 438 00:18:22,456 --> 00:18:23,455 - What?! - Oh, my God! 439 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,462 - Yeah! - Ew! 440 00:18:25,487 --> 00:18:28,412 Yeah, well, Todd and Jess banged a pirate! 441 00:18:28,437 --> 00:18:31,415 All the holes... it was heterosexual and homosexual... 442 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,181 and they used it all to get a spot on the boat 443 00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:35,494 and leave us to die! 444 00:18:35,518 --> 00:18:37,493 - Okay. okay. - Oh, that is disgusting! 445 00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:39,524 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?! 446 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:43,462 Well, Karen brought the plane down! 447 00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,743 No I didn't. 448 00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:50,101 Yeah, no, she didn't. 449 00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:51,712 I was just trying to get the heat off of us. 450 00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:53,003 What the hell is wrong with you?! 451 00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:54,524 - All right! Hey! - I'm sorry! 452 00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,743 Luther! 453 00:18:59,768 --> 00:19:03,937 Luther, we made it. We're out! 454 00:19:04,207 --> 00:19:06,048 You saved my life. 455 00:19:06,073 --> 00:19:07,856 I guess. 456 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:11,241 I bet you looked real cool doing it, too. 457 00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:12,907 Yeah. 458 00:19:13,626 --> 00:19:16,157 Holy smokes. 459 00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:19,289 Look at those stars. 460 00:19:27,737 --> 00:19:30,872 I can't believe I'm alive. 461 00:19:38,213 --> 00:19:39,713 What was that? 462 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,298 It's a sandbar. 463 00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:42,744 Does that mean... 464 00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:46,694 Oh, yeah! 465 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,152 We got land! 466 00:19:48,177 --> 00:19:49,493 Hey! Yeah! 467 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,778 Is this the same island? 468 00:19:57,803 --> 00:19:59,368 No. The trees are different. 469 00:19:59,393 --> 00:20:01,993 Oh, good. That'd be so stupid. 470 00:20:02,018 --> 00:20:03,885 What's wrong? You all right? 471 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:07,188 Florence and Danny and Owen... do you think they're...? 472 00:20:07,213 --> 00:20:08,679 I don't know. 473 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,423 Look! 474 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,345 - They made it! - Yeah! 475 00:20:24,104 --> 00:20:25,704 Oh, my God! 476 00:20:27,391 --> 00:20:29,105 Hey, what happened to Corey? 477 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,941 It turns out he's the one who blew up the ship. 478 00:20:30,966 --> 00:20:32,636 - What?! - Corey the minister? 479 00:20:32,661 --> 00:20:34,176 - Yeah. - Where is he now? 480 00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:35,300 Oh, we killed him. 481 00:20:35,325 --> 00:20:37,209 Snapped his neck with a giant chili pepper. 482 00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:39,152 - What?! - Hey, where are we? 483 00:20:39,177 --> 00:20:41,811 Who the hell cares? We're alive! 484 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,594 Nothing can kill us! 485 00:20:50,712 --> 00:20:53,847 I'm on land! Land! 486 00:20:53,872 --> 00:20:56,097 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 487 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:59,217 I'm on land! 488 00:20:59,242 --> 00:21:00,800 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 489 00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:03,326 I saved him. 490 00:21:03,351 --> 00:21:06,066 Luther. My best friend. 491 00:21:06,091 --> 00:21:08,558 I'm on land! 492 00:21:12,693 --> 00:21:14,731 Aah! 493 00:21:14,755 --> 00:21:16,332 Luther!! 494 00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:18,886 Oh! 495 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:26,274 I think he stood on a land mine! 496 00:21:28,979 --> 00:21:31,587 Nobody move! 497 00:21:33,604 --> 00:21:35,673 Oh, my God! 498 00:22:05,063 --> 00:22:07,063 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 33818

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