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♪ This is the tale
of a fairy named Ru ♪

♪ Pussy on fire,
hosting three shows, too ♪

♪ We were 13 queens
competing all together ♪

Well, technically only 12.

♪ But like Macaulay
at Christmas ♪

♪ Now we're home alone, too ♪

♪ Just last week,
our phones started buzzing ♪

♪ Ladies, what's shaking? ♪

♪ We all said, nothing ♪

♪ Queens, you invited
to a tic-tac lunch ♪

♪ A Season 12 reunion
from the new Shady Bunch ♪

♪ The Shady Bunch ♪

I don't get cute.
I get drop-dead shady.

♪ The Shady Bunch ♪

If you stay shady,
you ain't gotta get shady, okay?

♪ The Shady Bunch ♪

We're all born naked,
and the rest is shade.

♪ The Shady Bunch ♪

The shade of it all.

♪ The Shady Bunch ♪

♪ Next week we crown a winner ♪

♪ But tonight
we're just a Shady Bunch ♪

♪ Just a Shady Bunch ♪

Um, you're flat, Jan.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
Cosmetics

and a cash prize
of $100.000.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Welcome to my home.

Now, I just want to say
to the fans,

during these crazy times,

I am so grateful
we've had Drag Race

to bring us together
every Friday night.

It's gonna take a whole lot more
than this coronavirus

to keep us from celebrating

the truly amazing queens
of Season 12.

So grab your mask
and your mascara

and follow along
with #DragRace.

Tonight it's all
about the queens

who made us feel blessed
and highly favored.

Take a look.

♪ I--I--I'm that bitch ♪

♪ Bitch, I might be
the baddest bitch alive ♪

♪ Ain't no surprise ♪

♪ Girls get mad
when they look at these thighs ♪

♪ And I'm still serving looks
when I'm eating these fries ♪

Epicness!

Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins
for you!

[screaming]

Boo! Ha ha!

Do the jerk.

She's a fierce broc-ally.

Made from tears
of a drag queen.

Mine! Aah!

Aiden: I don't care
what your background is.

If the judges aren't seeing
what they want to see,

bitch, bye.

Brita:
Sis, you taking naps

while all of us
were working hard.

You cannot afford
to make excuses.

Fuck you, fuck you,

fuck you, fuck you,
and fuck you.

How about your mind
your own fucking business?

Harry Hamlin.
Have you met my husband?

-Say it one more time.
-Harry Hamlin.

Don't talk about my husband!

Of the bitches,
for the bitches.

What?

-Look over there!
-Where?

I--I fall for it every time,
too. Oh, boy.

-♪ I wanna ♪
-♪ Rule the world ♪

♪ I wanna rule the world ♪

♪ I'm gonna
grab it by the balls ♪

[cheers and applause]

RuPaul: You are really

some of the best
we've ever had here.

I just think
you're something else.

[laughs] That's right.

After a season like no other,

we have ourselves a top three,
and in one week,

Crystal Methyd, Gigi Goode,
and Jaida Essence Hall

will compete for the title

of America's
next drag superstar.

And trust me, honey,
when I say

it's anyone's game to win.

Now, for the first time
in Drag Race herstory,

"safe" is a good word,

and I'm happy to report

that all our queens
are looking good

and feeling healthy.

So...
Bring back my girls.

[phone line rings]

[ring]

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

-Aah!
-Oh, my God.

It's looking like
a slumber party up in here,

and I am ready for that.

I'm so happy you got the memo.

Yes, and the sleepwear theme.

Starting with
my New York City girls,

Jan, where you at, girl?

Hi, Ru.

I am in Hell's Kitchen,
Brita city.

I'm having so much fun here
with my boyfriend.

We're doing something
every day

that puts a smile on our faces.

All right.
Bonjour, Nicky Doll.

How's the quarantine
treating you?

Well, I am actually in
New York City in my apartment.

I am eating my feelings

and performing online
for my fans,

and I am not
a simple size anymore.

But everybody's great.

And Jackie Cox.

Salam, RuPaul Joon.

I'm here in Hell's Kitchen,
10 blocks from Jan,

so I get a live performance
of Jan's Jukebox.

I can hear her
10 blocks away.

And Miss Brita,
the queen of New York.

Wait a minute.

You're in Maine.
What's going on?

Yes, I'm in Maine
at my parents' house.

You know, I have
really bad asthma.

She's an asthmatic queen.

I thought it was safer
for me to be here.

I'm keeping it real.

I'm not wearing any pants
right now,

so I feel very good.

Well, if you bump into
Jessica Fletcher,

please say hello from me.

[all laugh]

Next up, Dahlia Sin.

I thought
you were an L.A. queen.

What are you doing
in New York City now?

Girl, she flew over here
and she is stuck.

She is quarantined, girl,
with my lovely marijuana.

RuPaul: All right.

It's legal
when I got it from L.A.

[all laugh]

Next I want to check in
with my southern belles.

Aiden Zhane,
where are you home sheltering?

I am currently quarantining
in little old Acworth, Georgia

with my family,

and I'm doing good.

I started a bedroom queen,
and I'm still a bedroom queen.

-Werk.
-You come bedroom queen,

you ain't gotta
get bedroom queen.

[all laugh]

Miss Heidi,
is that your closet?

I am not in my closet,

but I am back at home
in North Carolina,

and I am just right up the road
from the chickens and cows

and just living my best life

and taking it
one day at a time.

Okay. Say hi
to Farmer John for me.

[laughs]

Next up, Missouri in the house.

Showing up for
the Show Me state, hi, Crystal.

Hi, Ru. How's it going?

Now, Crystal,
I don't know if it's you

or the Tiger King,

but I see a lot of people
rocking mullets.

[all laugh]

Now, I'm working on mine
right now.

Can you tell?

Oh, here's a clue.
It's not on my head.

[all laugh]
Oh, my God.

And Miss Widow,
how you Von'Duing, girl?

I'm in my apartment.

I got my tequila.

The walls haven't closed in yet,

but it is fun to get drunk

and just walk
straight to my bedroom.

[all laugh]

Next up, where are
my California girls?

Miss Gigi Goode,
what's new, pussycat?

Good morning, Miss Paul.

I am doing very well.

I just got my braces off,

and my parents finally said yes
to a sleepover,

so I'm having
a really good time.

Oh, you're gonna finally
get to have some caramel corn.

I know. I can't wait.

Rock M. Sakura.
What's up, doc?

I'm just here in San Francisco
in my old converted nunnery.

Also I've been
masturbating so much

that my wiener looks like
a piece of beef jerky.

-Unusable.
-Oh, my God.

I love beef jerky.

See? Oversharing is caring.

[all laugh]

And last but not least,
schlemiel, schlimazel,

Milwaukee's best,
Miss Jaida Essence Hall.

Hey, Ru.
I'm here in Milwaukee

having a great drink

and staying safe
as I can possibly be. Mwah.

Ladies, I want to thank you all
for joining us

from the safety of your homes.

Because it do take nerve
to flatten the curve.

[all laugh]

Okay, who's ready to spill
some T about the season?

I have been dying for that.

Yes, mama. I knew it.

I thought so.

First up, the pride
of Ramseur, North Carolina,

Miss Heidi Afrodite.

Let's take a look.

I know I look good
in my leprosy print.

I feel like this is gonna
be right up my avenue--

avenue--ave--ave--

Bitch, I live on an avenue.

Why can't I say the word?

Aah!
Rreowr.

She delivered. Literally,
'cause she was pregnant.

If that doesn't make it in,
there's a problem.

That was gold.

[all laugh]

Now, you know, of course,

the world fell in love
with your sweet southern style.

Where's that come from?

Well, growing up,
I was really--

I was really picked on,
bullied a lot.

I had to take
anger management classes

because I did have
so much anger growing up

inside from always
being bullied.

One day I just blew up,

and I really got to a place
in my life

where I was just always angry,

so I took
the anger management classes,

and it's really helped me grow.

And I think that helped me
build a sense of humor.

RuPaul: That's great.
Now...

Nicki Minaj confronted you
about your makeup.

She kind of read you for filth.

and you confronted her
about it.

Now, was that some of that anger
coming out?

[laughs]
She didn't really elaborate.

So I wanted to know,
and you know,

my grandmother
taught me growing up

that there's only two things
I ever need to be afraid of:

that's God and her.

So Nicki Minaj
does not scare me,

which is why I asked.

Yeah. Heidi, Gigi
got under your skin also.

[laughs]

-Let's take a look.
-Ooh.

You're a sickening performer,

but the judges have told you
week after week

that you have to improve
on your face.

It came out of nowhere.
It was, like, damn, bitch,

fuck my drag
and fuck my face.

I regret the way
that it came out of my mouth.

Some of you
had brought up the fact

that you didn't understand
why you were in the bottom.

-I've never--
-Listen, Heidi, I--

Go for it.

I've never said

I didn't know why
I was in the bottom.

I really respect you
and what you do.

I respect you, but I lost
some respect for you today.

Ooh. Okay.

Now tell me this.

Did any of your
anger management classes

come up in your head
in those situations?

Yes. Usually I would wait

till I got back
to the hotel room

and really just, aah!

-[laughing]
-And then that actually works.

That's a perfect tool to use

when you're in that situation,
you know.

Now, Gigi,
I want to go to you real quick.

What do you say to that?

Well, I really
need you to know, Heidi,

that I completely regret
the way that it came out,

because it was not meant
to hurt your feelings.

It was definitely meant
to be constructive.

And watching it back,
I was, like, okay, yeah,

that definitely came out
really wrong.

But in the moment,
I just wanted you to excel

in the areas that, you know,

other people
wanted you to excel in.

And I'm sorry I didn't realize

that you had been working
on improving your face.

And honestly,
the most important thing is

look at you now.

This old thing?

You have made such a glow-up,

and you look gorgeous.

I completely 100%
accept your apology, Gigi,

and I really do appreciate it.

And I do apologize myself.

I probably could have definitely

handled that situation
a lot better,

So I love you, and we've
talked it out, girl. Mwah.

Damn, I really wanted
to see you guys fight.

I wanted to see you guys
throw hands.

[all laugh]

Is there anything else you want
to get off your chesticles?

Well, okay. So we
have to come on out with this.

Throughout the season,

mama, you've given me
several names.

And my fans,

they've kind of deemed
themselves as closet cases,

and they really do feel like

they cannot do
without the closet name.

So, and, um...

the fans say...

they're paying my bills
right now,

so I have to give them
what they want.

So I might have to stay
Heidi N Closet

for a little bit longer.

Well, just let me say
that, um,

that is a mistake.

[all laugh]end act

Okay, guys,
we'll be right back after this.

[phone line rings]

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

Welcome back to RuPaul's Drag
Race Reunited Alone Together.

Now, in one week we will crown

America's next drag superstar,

but tonight we spill the T
on Season 12.

Hey, squirrel friends.

-Howdy
-Hey.

Let's rendezvous with
international beauty Nicky Doll.

-Hi, Nicky.
-Bonjour.

Pardon my French,
but how the hell are you?

I am doing just fine, Ru.
How are you?

I'm doing great.

Now, fans
really fell in love with you

and were really sorry
to see you go.

What's the response been like?

Look, it's been incredible

because as you know
I was a lot in my head

during the competition.

But when I arrived,
I feel like

on top of being praised
for the fashion and the beauty,

blah, blah, blah,

I was also praised
for the struggle

that I was going through
in the competition.

The fans are just so loving.

Nicky, at one point,
several queens

said that you should go home.

Let's take a look.

Who should go home tonight...

and why?

Uh-oh.

Brita?

The character that I didn't
really understand that well

out of all the girls
was Nicky's.

All right, Heidi?

[sighs]

I feel like the girl who has
struggled the most is Nicky.

All right, Crystal Methyd?

I'd have to say Nicky.

I love you.

Nicky Doll, what say you?

Due to the challenge,
I would say myself.

Nicky, how do you feel
about that now?

I feel very stupid now

because I feel like
rewatching the episode

and now watching it as a viewer,

I should have backed up my role
way more.

I think that my baby was funny,

and, yeah, it was just
a lot of emotion.

When you're being named
one after the other,

I just got--the stress
got the most out of me.

Brita, you voted
to release Nicky.

What do you say?

You know, I did at the time.

It was more so
just looking at the challenge.

When it comes down to it,
I mean, it's a competition.

But looking at it now,
do you really think

that the baby was less strong
than what you thought?

I think looking at it now,

I think that
we're all such a strong cast

and we all did an amazing job,

it was just
we had to pick someone.

I mean, if I was
going to go by the runway,

then, yes,
I would have picked Heidi.

RuPaul: All right.
Crystal.

Um, I think the reason I said
Nicky's name

is because Heidi and I
were kind of partners.

Our roles were really entwined,

and so I felt like I couldn't
say my
partner's name.

So why don't you say Brita?

I don't know.

Heidi, what do you say?

I did say her name,
and I'd probably say it again

after watching it back.

But there's no hard feelings,

because to me in my heart,
I felt like it was me and her

going to be anyways.

And of course I'm not
going to say myself.

Okay.
Hey, Nicky,

what's the biggest lesson
you learned

from your time
actually on the set?

If there is one thing
that this show gave me,

it's more confidence.

Maybe a little more delusion,
but more confidence

when it comes to
backing myself up.

And, yeah, someone else
say my name another time,

I'll say their name, too.

[laughs]
Nicky, on a personal note,

I want to thank you

for showing up
on a moment's notice

to do Pete Davidson's makeup
for our SNL sketch.

What can you tell us
about Pete?

Pete is a very loving person.

He's so friendly
and such a good ally.

But if I may,
the best part of this day

was to be able
to see you in full action

and see how an incredible
professional you are,

and all the amazing advice
you gave me

during our little talk.

And I will cherish that moment
for the rest of my life.

Aw, thank you so much.

You are wonderful.

Is there anything else you
want to get off your chesticles?

I got a lot of tease
from the fans

for just being French,

so my question is
who the fuck is Pepe Le Pew?

-[laughs]
-Pepe Le Pew!

-Pepe Le Pew.
-Oh, my God.

That bitch fucked up
my whole trajectory.

Everybody talk to me
as hoh-hoh-hoh

and whoo-whoo-wee
and sacre bleu,

and I'm, like,
nobody in France says that.

Not even the skunks in France
talk like that?

No!

Next up, our magic
merkin rider Jackie Cox.

Hi, RuPaul. Salam.

[laughs]
Jackie Cox, what's it like

to be the Susan Lucci
of Season 12?

[all laugh]

You know, I mean,

it's just the way
the cards were dealt.

In the top five times
with no wins.

But that's just
how the cookie crumbles.

Jackie, you are clearly
a girl with a point of view

in the competition.

Take a look.

I feel like
early Madonna Jan is--

like, you're the only one
I think out of us

who could make that
actually sound good.

Thank you. No, uh...

You've been saying
you wanna show us all up.

Yeah, I'll sing my tits off.

All right.
I'll do early Madonna.

Jaida, I know you didn't,
like, want to be last.

Girl.

I mean, I don't care
at this point.

If it's gonna be funny,
bitch, it's gonna be funny.

All right.
Jaida signed up for it.

You want the four of us to
just strut on that first four.

Well, they're already strutting.

That's the way it is.

Don't--don't--don't you wish
you could be that bitch?

Shut up and let me do my job.

Jackie, I wanna ask.

Do you consider yourself
a leader or a Bossy Rossy?

[laughs]

I'm probably
the bossiest one in this cast.

But they seemed--
You guys mind?

Yes, we do, bitch.

Have I ever
led this cast astray?

When have I ever
ruined anything?

When you let me borrow
those boots when I went home.

-Ooh!
-Let's ask the girls.

What was it like
working with Jackie?

Heidi?

She is a Bossy Rossy.

It was definitely an experience
to not forget.

You can tell she definitely
has a background in business

and she is going to get
her point across to you.

Jaida, tell me
about your experience

working with Jackie.

Well, I thought right away
immediately

that Jackie got a leg up
in the competition

because I had no idea
that we would be working

-with a producer...
-[laughs]

..who was also
competing against us.

All right, I have
to get something off my chest.

In the one-woman show,

I made the mistake of putting
Jaida Essence Hall last.

I regret it, and Jaida,

you still
put the P in pageant.

I love you.

And you put the P
in pretty awesome, Jackie.

I love you, too.
[all laugh]

For you!

For you!

Now, Jackie, we also have
a fan message for you.

-Oh.
-Take a look.

Hi, Jackie Cox.
Lisa Rinna here.

I loved your Snatch Game, okay?

I'm honored, I'm thrilled.

It was fabulous.

My favorite part was when
you picked up the wineglass

and you said, let's not
talk about the husband.

Well, speaking
of the husband...

No.

Hello, Harry Hamlin?

Hey, Jackie, you got her.

I mean, you nailed her, right?

Okay. All right.

Wow, you nailed me.

Thumbs up, Jackie.

Oh, my God!

-Thank you, Lisa.
-That's so cool.

That is amazing.

Now, Jackie,
I wanna tell you something

I really never had a chance
to say before.

Con-drag-ulations. You are the
winner of this week's challenge.

[all laugh]

Oh, my God.

No, no. I mean it.
I mean it.

You're a winner, baby,
and never forget that.

Kheili mamnoon, RuPaul Joon.end
act

Okay, guys,
it's time for a break.

Now go wash your hands,
and we'll be right back.

[phone line rings]

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

Welcome back.

All my Season 12 queens
are reunited.

But right now,
we're gonna focus on two.

First, a quiet queen
who caused a big ruckus:

Aiden Zhane.

Plus a queen with
#nofilter: Brita.

[laughs]

Aiden,
you've described yourself

as a bedroom queen,

which seems fitting
in these times.

-Very.
-Take a look.

I have been on quarantine,
and you know what?

Bitch, I'm used to this, okay?

Like, I was a bedroom queen
prior to making Drag Race,

And for those of you who don't
know what bedroom queen means...

It means I was doing drag
primarily in my bedroom.

So, like, hey, I'm equipped
for this life, right?

Wrong! I'm going insane.

[all laugh]

-Word.
-Yes, ma'am.

So, Aiden, you said that
you had multiple personalities.

Why only one wig?

[all laugh]
Ooh!

Well...

Girls like to say, you know,
she's only got one.

I hope she washed
that crusty-ass wig.

No, no, bitch.
I got, like--

I got kitty cat wigs on stock.

[all laugh]

Some people hoard toilet paper.

Some people hoard
pussy cat wigs.

[all laugh]

Aiden, as a bedroom queen,

was it a challenge to fit in
with all these loud bitches?

Hell, yes.

I'm already a huge introvert,
like, as-is,

so coming into the competition,

I was terrified.

And, you know, while I'm good

at, like, you know,
one-on-one conversation,

being with a whole group
of, like, other loud girls

is a whole new adjustment.

So that was
a new experience for me,

a new territory.

Now, you took the nap
that was heard around the world.

-Oh, God.
-Would anyone care to comment

on that nap?

It was long.
It was a long nap.

I was, like,
I don't think

Aiden's adding anything else
to this garment.

If the bitch
wants to take a nap,

then, bitch,
she's gonna take a nap

and she will reap
the consequences of it later.

I asked her about, like,
adding something to it.

I said, well,
maybe you can do something.

She's, like, all right, girl.
I got you.

I'll sleep on it,
and, um, she really did.

She did. Aah!

[all laugh]

I just want to say,
like, to the entire world,

it wasn't a matter
of, like, me being lazy

or me not giving a shit.

It was, like, okay,
if I add anything else to it,

I run the risk
of fucking up what I have.

Maybe it would have been
a detriment.

She would start gluing
shit on there

and it would look like
a monster, a mess,

and then she would have
got sent home.

Lord knows what.

I'm right here, Jaida.

[all laugh]

Now, Brita had strong feelings
about you as a competitor.

Let's take a look.

I think there's certain things

that we could have done better
as a group.

I'm nervous about our team.

Aiden's definitely
the weakest link.

I honestly feel like
you didn't really lead us much.

At times, I felt like
we were carrying you.

I didn't just sit back
and think, like, all right.

I'm done. guys.
Who gives a shit. No.

Sis, you taking naps.

Aiden Zhane, you're safe.

Bitch.

Oh, my God.

I don't need these other bitches
trying to tear me down

because they're feeling poorly
about themselves.

I worked so hard on that
while you were sleeping.

Aiden, what do you say?

-The bitch was pissed, okay?
-Ooh.

She came in with expectations
of herself,

and when she didn't feel
she was living up to that,

it was only, you know, normal
for her to look at somebody

who maybe she felt
was a weaker competitor

and be, like,
why are they succeeding

and I'm not?

Brita, why were you
focused on Aiden?

You know, I think it's because

I saw someone
that was doing good

and I was doing so poorly.

And I, you know,
I felt the pressure

of all these people
that were looking up to me

and wanting me to do a good job,

and I wasn't succeeding.

So, like,
we definitely had a moment

where we bashed heads,

or I bashed my head on her.

She was just sitting there.

Fear is like blood to a shark,
you know.

I walked in there
looking scared from day one,

so that was something I think
everybody noticed immediately.

But deep down inside,
like, I was also, like--

I was afraid the entire time.

Watching the entire show
this season,

it was really, really hard
for me to watch

because I didn't like
the person that I saw.

And I definitely knew
that I did wrong

and I should have been
focusing on myself

instead of, like, trying
to lash out at someone else.

That's not like me,

and I've definitely let
the pressure of the competition

get to me.

Now, Brita, when Aiden left,

you talked about
how much you loved her.

Let's take a look.

I love Aiden.

She stuck with it.
I'm proud of that bitch.

Once again, you can just taste
the fakeness in the air.

We love you, Aiden Zhane.

-We love you.
-We love you.

Everybody wants to act
like they actually

gave a shit about Aiden.

You all wanted her gone.

Can somebody tell me

when this turned into
Best Friend Race?

[chuckles]

Widow, what do you think?

I mean, I just calls it
likes I sees it.

[all laugh]

I didn't know y'all very well,

and, I mean, when a bitch
comes after bitches

over and over again,
and then all of a sudden,

"I love you," I'm, like, ehh,
yeah, that don't sound correct.

-Aah!
-[laughs]

Brita, was that real

or was that you
rewriting history with her?

No, no.
I mean, definitely--

I do love Aiden
when it comes down to it.

You know, I feel it's like
sisters, like real sisters.

Like, sometimes
the claws might come out,

but at the end of the day,
you still love each other.

I just want
to set the record straight

just for the audience
that it wasn't bullying.

I know how high pressure it is.

I know how crazy shit gets.

Now looking back at it,
I look at it, I see it,

and I know not to make
that mistake for the future.

And, honey, there's
going to be a future I hope,

and I'm still keeping at it.

But definitely know
that is a part of me

and I did do those things,
but it's not really who I am.

And I'm so sorry, Aiden.

I'm not somebody
who holds on to stupid fights

from last summer, so love you.

Yeah, I love you, too, Aiden.

Yes. I can't wait
to wear a pussy cat wig myself.

[all laugh]

Well, let me ask
your New York sisters.

Jackie and Jan, you've
known Brita for a long time,

way before Drag Race.

What do you want
other people to know about her

that they don't?

The first time
that I ever met Brita,

Brita, from across the room,
heard me singing

and was like, "Whoo,
you better werk, bitch!"

And noticed how nervous I was,

and Brita
made me feel comfortable.

In the first two minutes
of knowing her,

she gave me great advice

and she made me feel accepted
and loved

in this brand-new community.

And that's who
I know Brita to be.

Look, I think the Brita that
was on RuPaul's Drag Race

is one part of Brita,

but there's this whole
bigger part of Brita

that I certainly got to know.

That's a person
who's so full of joy,

who always can make you smile,
and I'm so excited,

you know, now that
the competition's over,

for America to hopefully
get to know the side of Brita

that we all know
in New York City.

All right, thank you, ladies.

Now let's change the subject.

I wanna do
a quick tuck inspection.

-Ooh.
-Stand up, ladies,

and see who's gone
the full Monty.

The audacity!

I mean,
if you wanna see some thighs,

I can show you
some thighs, girl.

My balls are hanging out.

[all laugh]

All right, ladies.

Now, this season had some of
the most emotional eliminations

in Drag Race herstory,

and I'm not just
talking about bowels.

Well...
[all laugh]

Let's take a look.

My dear Rock M.

Keep sockin' it to 'em.

We love you, Rock!

-We love you, Rock.
-We love you!

Love you, Rock.

[sobs]

Dahlia Sin, we'll have one less
gorgeous queen without you.

[exhales]

Now sashay away.

Thank you.

-Whoo!
-We love you, Dahlia.

[applause]

I'm so over it.
I'm so fucking pissed.

Ugh.

Dahlia,
why'd you storm off, sis?

-Oh.
-[chuckles]

Girl, I had a lot of emotions
that elimination.

The first thing
I was thinking of

was I was gonna scream "rigged."

And I definitely feel

that there should
have been a few other girls

that should have been
in the bottom, meaning Crystal.

I definitely thought you
should have been in the bottom.

Actually, pretty much just your
whole entire group, Crystal.

Crystal, Nicky, and Widow,
the bottom.

Hold up, bitch, hold up.

-Aah!
-She tried it.

What are you exactly expecting
from Ru or us to tell you?

That her broccoli was bad.
Throw it out.

[all laugh]

That I'm a winner!

[laughs]

Next up, Rock.

Now, you had
a very tearful exit.

What was going on?

I was living my dream
being on that cast.

I wanted to be there
so, so, so badly.

Honestly,
when you called my name,

I thought
I was gonna be in the top.

So it was just, like--

it was, like, a steady incline
on a roller coaster,

and then it fell down so hard.

So what was that emotional
moment like for the rest of you?

Oh, that was the hardest
elimination, I think.

Like, you could hear her
crying still backstage,

and it just broke
all of our hearts.

Now, Rock, I'm happy to report

that Drag Race was just
the beginning for you.

Tell us about it.

Well, after Drag Race,

I really started
to come into my own more,

like, get more confidence.

I've gotten so much love
from people around the world

telling me
that they love my drag,

that it made me feel
so validated,

and I feel like I'm a stronger
queen coming out of it.

Good. Now, Rock, you talked
about your mom on the show.

Let's take a look.

A big thing
when I was growing up

was my mother
was addicted to meth.

She took me aside
a couple times,

and she would say, "I'm addicted
to drugs because of you."

"Because..." [sobs]

"Because of you."

When you love someone so much,
and they tell you

that you're the reason
for their unhappiness,

it'll mess with you a bit.

I'm sorry, I'm getting
a little emotional.

Don't cry.

My mom, she's sober now.

I'm so proud of her.
[sniffles]

Honestly, since the show,
my mom has watched

and has seen how much
the things that she has said

have hurt me
and affected me.

And she is doing everything
in her power

to make
our relationship better.

The first time I got in drag
after I got back,

my mom was there with me.

And she said
she was so proud of me,

because I was doing something
that I really love.

And I could not be more thankful
for this experience,

because it's let me have
conversations with my mother

that I would have
not had before.

That's fabulous.

Aw.

-I love that.
-Aw.end act

Thank you, Rock.
We'll be right back.

[phone line rings]

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

Welcome back to RuPaul's Drag
Race Reunited Alone Together.

Next, a queen who knows
how to entertain an audience:

the Widow Von'Du.

Ha ha!

Yes, ladykins.

So, Miss Widow, you had your
share of drama this season.

Let's take a look.

Aw, shit. [laughs]

♪ Girls get mad when
they look at these thighs ♪

♪ They rub together
like they harmonize ♪

♪ And I'm still serving looks
when I'm eating these fries ♪

Widow Von'Du,
you're a winner, baby.

[applause]

Mimi Dearest will be Widow,
I will be Baby Dearest.

[exhales]
These fucking bitches.

This ain't
RuPaul's Best Friend Race.

At the end of the goddamn day,
it's me, myself, and I.

You won one challenge.

You haven't won any since.

What was missing
from the infomercial

was the joy.

I stayed up
till 4:30 in the morning,

and it just feels like
it was all for nothing.

It's really hard for me--

It's hard.
The competition's fucking hard.

But don't do that to yourself.

The payoff is not worth it.

You belong here.

And don't let your saboteur
do that.

So now, Widow, you got
down on yourself a lot

during the competition,

something that
we can all relate to.

But watching it back,

were you able to track
your emotional journey

and go, oh, shoot,

that's where that
sort of darkness seeped in.

Oh, I knew exactly when it
started to, like, roll out.

Because for many a year, I, you
know, hid behind Widow Von'Du.

Like, no one ever saw Ray

underneath
all of the glitz and glam

and the tricks and the splits

you know,
and the hips and the ass.

And so on the show,
I started seeing

what I'd never worked on.

And just not hearing
how great I am,

you know, like I do at home,

it was like, well, bitch,
maybe you're not that great.

And it just started
getting worse and worse,

and just not having, like,
anyone close to talk to.

Because I'm not gonna lie.

I didn't open up to anybody,
really.

I can relate to Widow,
because we were paired

both times
there was a group challenge,

and I think that you and I have,
like, been in our heads a lot.

Because like you said, you don't
know the bitches around you,

you don't know the judges,
you really wanna impress them.

And I saw you
get in your head a lot,

which sometimes kind of, like,
affected the group challenge,

because you were so--like
Ru said, like, in the darkness.

You were not listening because
you didn't allow yourself

to trust your competitors.

I definitely do agree with that,

and, you know,
I spent many of years

just walling off
everybody around me.

Like, it took friends
many of years

to even know
what my real name was.

Have you been able to turn
things around since Drag Race?

I mean, I definitely feel
a thousand times better now

versus, you know,
the last, like, couple weeks

of me being in the competition.

And, you know, watching it back,

I was like, bitch,
you did what you came to do.

You came to show that a big girl

can give you versatility
in her looks.

That you can dance,
that you can twirl,

that you can keep up with
the little skinny girls,

and you can wear whatever
the fuck you wanna wear,

and no one's gonna change
your mind about it.

So--and literally
watching that back,

I was like, no matter what,
winning or losing,

bitch, you were in the room,
and you wore it out.

And now I have
a whole bunch of sisters

that I could call on
when things get bad.

Widow, are you still that bitch?

Oh, yes, honey,
she always that bitch.

[all laugh]

Yes, bitch, she might be.

Yes, bitch,
she might be.

[laughs]

Now, when it came
to emotional exits,

nobody cried more than Jan,

and it wasn't even
her elimination.

[all laugh]

Okay, ladies,
we saw how twisted Jan got

when Brita was sent home.

What was that about?

Heidi, what did you think?

Oh, child, it was like
a typhoon of emotions.

I feel like it was just
weeks and weeks of buildup.

Just getting told
she was safe each week,

I could tell
that was really getting to her.

And then, you know, getting
[whistles] so close to a win.

See, I thought
that it was because

she wasn't gonna be able to
press the shade button anymore.

[all laugh]
In all her glory.

Gigi, what do you think?

As soon as you said
she was safe,

I just immediately looked at her
to see what she was gonna do,

and her face went from, like,
100 to zero real quick.

The Jan-Saw Massacre.

All right, so, Jan,
what had happened?

I think that everything
that everyone got to see

was just a pile-up of emotion
from the competition.

I was like,
this is my challenge.

And when you said my name,

I was like,
here we go, this is it!

And then in a matter of seconds

it was just a face crack.

And, yeah, I definitely did cry

and was upset
about Brita leaving,

but the girls were right.

So, Jaida, Jackie,
y'all clocked it.

I definitely was more upset
because I realized,

I was like, I'm a singer.
This is what I do.

And if I didn't win
not only the first challenge,

the You Don't Know Me
challenge,

but the second Madonna
challenge, why am I here?

But I'm happy that I have
this lovely robe now.

We're capitalizing on it.

There's merch to be found.

What's next for Jan?

♪ I wanna rule the world ♪

No, I'm just kidding.

Simply Jan, keep on
feeling the Jan-tasy.possible
end act

I'm gonna let you Kris Jenner us
outta here.

-We'll be right back.
-Oh, word!

♪ Guess who's back
in the house? ♪

[screams and laughter]

Oh, my God.

♪ It's dimes
across the board no doubt ♪

♪ Body like wow,
pussy bouta end this trial ♪

♪ Titties so plentiful,
fishy queen jezebel ♪

♪ Should be criminal ♪

♪ Don't make sense for a bitch
to this endowed ♪

♪ Watch for the sound,
what's that sound? ♪

♪ Watch me drop, drop, drop
into the ground ♪end act

[phone line rings]

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

Welcome back.

We're one week away

from crowning America's
next drag superstar.

But right now,
I wanna flash back to a time

when we weren't
wearing pajamas 24/7.

All right, it's time
for a little game

we call Toot or Boot.

Ooh.

If you love an outfit, toot it.

If you don't, boot it.

First up, Jaida's
balls-to-the-wall extravaganza.

Toot, honey.
She is the richest bitch I know.

"Oppalance."

As soon as I saw this,
I was, like,

this bitch is going to make it
all the way to the end.

It's definitely a toot for me.

I loved it because she brought
not only the glamour,

but she also added
a little bit of camp into it.

And that's when I realized
as well

that she was a triple threat.

-That bitch.
-[laughs]

Up next, Aiden's
balls-to-the-wall eleganza.

Boot.
[all laugh]

I feel like the bottom
is missing a lot of black balls.

It definitely should have
been in the bottom two.

Now, I love my small-town sis,
but this was definitely a boot.

But I love the concept
that she got from Jan--

[laughs]
"That she got from Jan."

Up next, Crystal Methyd's
Freddy Krueger for Fall.

-Toot.
-So good.

Absolute toot.

Yeah, I never thought I'd see
Freddie wearing Band-Aids,

but I'm here for it.

This is such a toot.

I would give you
name-brand candy

if you came to my door
dressed like this, okay?

Heidi, toot or boot?

Heidi? Heidi?

[toilet flushes]

Oh, my goodness.

[all laugh]

All right, ladies,
up next, Brita's caped look.

I think that for the theme,
the cape was a bit too sheer.

So I would have to toot
the construction of the look,

but boot for the theme.

This is definitely
a toot for me,

and I'm so excited to go
with Brita and probably Rock

to Folsom
wearing this next year.

[all laugh]

All right, up next,
Gigi's best drag prom dress.

This is a Napoleon Dy-no-mite.

Gigi, you looked so good!

It's a toot, Ru.
It's a toot.

I'm gonna give this a shoot.

This is like so good.

Girl, like, the silhouette,
everything is, like, spot on.

And then it's, like,
the comedy in there,

it's just--
everything is perfect.

And finally, Heidi's
Michelle Visage look.

-Yes!
-Toot or boot?

Sis, I love you,
but it's gonna be a boot for me.

But I love you.
[all laugh]

But if it's a boot,
it's a tall, nice boot.

Honestly, I think
it was because of this outfit

that I wasn't in the bottom two
this episode.

You're welcome.
You're welcome.

But I went on
Michelle Visage's Poshmark,

and I bought the TOWIE dress
from this runway.

This is the one
she actually wore,

and it is for you, Heidi.

-I love you.
-Oh, my God! Thank you!

For you!

For you!

For you!

And you!

Jackie, what does it smell like?

Uh, it smells like New Jersey,

which is, like,
poppers and regret.

[all laugh]

Now, according to my cousin
Stringbean,

who has a friend who works
over at the post office

with them good-ass benefits,

they said reading in America

has increased
by some 369 percent

in the past two months,

proving once again
that reading is what?

-Fundamental!
-Fundamental!

That's right, baby.

So in the great tradition
of Paris Is Burning,

the virtual library is open.

First up, Brita.

Okay, here we go, child.

All right, Aiden Zhane,

I'm really sorry
how I treated you all season,

but I was just preparing you

for how Patricia Quinn would
treat you after the Snatch Game.

[all laugh]

Oh, my God.

Okay, all right.

And that brings me to Dahlia.

You sure do talk a big game

for someone
who came in 13th place

on a 12-person season.

[all laugh]

Baby girl, I lasted
more episodes than you did

thanks to broccoli, baby.

Next up, Aiden Zhane.
The library's open, darling.

Brita, you really do
need the filter

with all that spit
coming out of your mouth.

-Oh!
-But, you know,

if being a drag queen
doesn't work out,

you can always find a career
as a sprinkler system.

[all laugh]

All right, Gigi Goode,
it's your turn.

-Miss Jackie Cox.
-Hi-ee.

You are so supportive,
I can always count on you

for a shoulder to cry on
and a face to file my nails on.

[all laugh]
Oh, my God.

And as for you, Crystal Methyd,
I wish I knew how to quit you.

[all laugh]

Up next, Nicky Doll.

Crystal,
it is scientifically proven

that eating glitters
kills brain cells.

Every time you try to explain
and follow your thoughts,

we're just here to see.

And I thought
I was hard to understand.

Don't worry, you guys.

I put everything
into Google Translate,

and it came out funny.

[all laugh]

All right, Crystal.

Jan, do you have a condom
I can borrow?

I know you're always safe.

[all laugh]

That was a good one,
a good one.

Heidi, you have got to be loving
this social distancing,

because you look best
from at least six feet away.

[all laugh]

You never looked better.

I agree with that one.
I agree.

Jaida.

Although we're locked down
on quarantine, y'all,

don't worry about
running out of toilet paper.

If you do need anything
to just wipe up with,

you can always grab
Heidi's cape look.

[all laugh]

I'll catch yo ass
when I see you next time.

The Widow Von'Du,
assume the position, darling.

Crystal Methyd, you're the
prettiest girl on the planet...

of the apes.

[all laugh]

Yes, bitch, she might be.

Gigi Goode,

I bet R. Kelly
wouldn't even piss on you.

[all laugh]

Oh, my God.

Okay, that is quite enough,
ladies.

The library is officially closed

until the governor says
we can reopen.

All right, now, ladies,
last call.

Is there anything

you still wanna get off
your padded chests?

Rock, you had your hand up.

Yes. This one's for Jaida.

Yes? Oh, God.

Jaida, I do not understand
why I was not the bad apple.

Why you couldn't just let me
have that role, Jaida?

Orange you glad
you chose the orange?

[all laugh]

Don't joke with me right now!

I'm not joking, bitch!

Rock, I cannot believe you are
still mad about a damn apple.

But obviously, the Del Rio Trio

should have won
that challenge anyway.

You need to you move on, Rock.

-That's T.
-This is bullshit.

Brita, you beat me
in the lip sync.

I don't know why
you're so angry still.

Aiden, you can take those wigs,
girl, I'm over it.

Dahlia, I can't believe

you said I should have
been in the bottom!

I want my picture back!

What?

At the end of the day,
it doesn't fucking matter.

Fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you,

fuck you, and fuck you.

-[all talking at once]
-Ooh, it's getting juicy.

All right.

I'm taking my bear
and I'm leaving!

Crystal, I just wanna see you,
and I miss you.

This is Season 12, bitch.

-I'm done.
-Bye!

Look over there!end act

We'll be right back.

[phone line rings]

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

Welcome back to
RuPaul's Drag Race Reunited.

RuPaul's Drag Race fans
are the best fans in the world,

and they've got questions.

Let's roll
on the first one, please.

Hi, everybody. It's Maria
from Rancho Cucamonga.

[all laugh]

Girl!

Jackie Cox, I have a question.

Did you find Vanjie attractive
in the werkroom?

[all laugh]

Are you still dating the guy
you was dating at the time

when Vanjie came to visit you
that one time,

when she came in the werkroom
to visit you?

Were you all still together?
You still together?

I just wanna know.

For a friend, you know.
You know.

Um, I am still with my partner,

but, Vanjie, I'm waiting
on that Lunchable, baby.

[all laugh]

Lunchable, honey.

Come through, fun-sized.

Next question, please.

Hi, everybody.

It's Carole Ann
from Seattle, Washington.

Widow, my question is for you.

Your rap on the first episode
was killer, epic, fierce.

Can you freestyle a little bit
for me now?

Can you give me something?

You got bars.
[tongue pop]

Werk.

Come on, Widow.

-She gotta take a sip.
-All right.

♪ Excuse me, bitch,
but I'm looking for a hater ♪

♪ So I called an operator ♪

♪ And he called me
about a traitor ♪

♪ And he pointed to you,
now I gotta call you later ♪

♪ See ya next Tuesday,
later, alligator ♪

♪ Fuck apologizing,
no fucking behavior ♪

♪ 'Cause I be on stage
while you're still a spectator ♪

♪ Your only life goal
is to be an instigator ♪

♪ Follow with a pack of bitches
without a navigator ♪

♪ I know it's hard
to comfort me ♪

♪ I'm such an innovator ♪

♪ So hasta la vista, bitch,
I'm the Terminator ♪

[cheers and applause]

Yay!

Oh, my God!

-Well done. Well done.
-[laughs]

I'm in here twerking, honey.

Okay, next question, please.

Brita, Brita, big fan,
big fan, big fan.

My name's Paul.

I wanna ask you,
can you describe yourself

without using the words
"New, "York," or "City?"

[laughs]

Can you?

[all laugh]

Well, you know,
being from the Big Apple,

I am definitely always
in an Empire State of mind.

Okay, one more question.

Let's see who we get this time.

Hi, RuPaul.

-Oh, my goodness.
-Hi, queens.

It's Sister Pearly
from Athens, Georgia.

I got a question
for all the queens.

[all laugh]

Describe your Drag Race
experience

in just one word.

Go!

Sickening.

Unpredictable.

Robbed.

Unfiltered.

Confusing.

Safe.
[all laugh]

Star.

Roller coaster.

Life-changing.

That's two words.

There's a dash.

Child.

Phenomenal.

El DeBarge.

♪ To the beat
of the rhythm of the night ♪

Now, Gigi Goode, Crystal Methyd,
I don't have to tell you.

The Internet is filled with
Drag Race conspiracy theories,

and your on-camera kiss has fans
claiming you two are dating.

So to clear the air,
is that fact or fiction?

Ooh!

[laughs]

Well, you know, Ru,
you know just as well as I do

that that mullet
can really do something to you.

[all laugh]

I know you know.
Don't pretend you don't.

Before we give
the official answer, Crystal,

do you wanna say anything?

I mean, I don't know if this is,
like, the right time, or--

Well, I think
that there's always

a little bit of fact
in the fiction, you know?

[all laugh]
Word.

Some fact-ion?

I did notice a little canoodling
in the back of that van.

RuPaul: Oh.

We were just sharing
fruit snacks.

[all laugh]

Is that what they call it
nowadays?

[all laugh]

Now, RuPaul's Drag Race

has been bringing families
together since 2009.

Now I wanna find out
how your kinfolk are doing.

Now, Dahlia Sin, is your
twin brother doing drag yet?

He's definitely
been practicing his face.

He's bought his pads already,
girl.

He's bought
his stockings already.

He's boughten some wigs.

I mean, I guess
he's starting drag.

Well, actually, Dahlia, we do
have a photo of the two of you.

Let's take a look at that.

Oh, my God.
[all laugh]

Oh, my God.

Yes!

Which one's Dahlia?

[all laugh]

Now, Crystal,
your little brother's a fan?

Yes, my--

Let's see. Sorry.
My light keeps going off.

Aah!

-Just turn on the candle.
-Light your candle, girl.

[all laugh]

I have a lighter if you need.

[all laugh]

-There you go.
-Okay.

Yes, my little brother
is a big fan.

He loves to use the fact

that his older brother
is on RuPaul's Drag Race.

He's picking up all the girls.

And does he look like
a member of the DeBarge family?

No, not as much as me.

His hair is more--

is, like, tighter curls,
like Shirley Temple.

Oh, my goodness. Okay.

He is so cute.

So if you see him
on a dating app,

swipe right or vote yes

or whatever the option you want.

Well, we'll be
on the lookout for him.

Now, Jackie,
in your one-woman show,

you talked about
your relationship with your mom.

How is she?

You know, as I mentioned
on the show,

she's been having health issues,

so she's in total isolation
right now.

But luckily, prior to everything
happening with the quarantine,

I visited her to actually share
that I am a drag queen

and that I was gonna be
on national television.

It was a very scary conversation
to have.

She kind of thought
for a minute,

and then she said,
"You know, I've almost died now,

"and nothing scares me.

"And if this is something
that you wanna do,

and you're good at it,
then you should go do it."

Oh, that is fabulous.

-Oh, I love that.
-That is great.

You know, in fact, this lovely
woman, she sent us a note,

and I'm gonna read it to you.

"Hello. I'm Darius' mom,

"and I'm well aware of his
participation in your TV show,

"and I'm extremely happy
for his success.

"Without any doubt
or reservations,

"he would be successful
on any path he chose.

"But his passion
for the performing arts

"was way above
any other profession.

"Darius, I'm very proud
and supportive of you.

"I wish you happiness
and success.

"I'm overjoyed
and lucky to be your mom.

I love you, my darling son."

Wow. What do you think, Jackie?

-Oh.
-Oh.

I guess it's never too late,
you know.

And people can change
and people can grow.

And I'm so proud of my mom

for going on this journey
with me

when it's something that she's
never experienced or understood.

And...

it makes me feel
a little more whole.

That's great.

Well, ladies, I'm afraid our
family therapy session is over,

but we will resume where we left
off,
same time next week.end act

[phone line rings]

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

Welcome back to
RuPaul's Drag Race Reunited.

Now, here's some extra-special,
never before seen footage

of our extra-special
guest judges.

If we're signing stuff,
can you sign my ugly dress?

Girl, that dress ain't ugly.

You just need to cut that
bullshit off at the end.

[all laugh]

This goddamn cat [bleep],

it's like a cat fucking came
and just fucked you.

[all laugh]

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

I just signed a titty!

-Oh, my God!
-Yes!

I promised not to say fuck
in front of you.

Oh, you can.

-Oh, my God.
-I'm from New York.

[all laugh]
Oh, my God.

You know, she doesn't
just get cute, Jeff.

She gets drop-dead gorgeous.

She doesn't just get cute.

She gets drop-dead gorgeous.

♪ Drop-dead gorgeous ♪

I'm not familiar with that song.
That's a song?

-I just made it up.
-Oh.

Together:
♪ Drop-dead gorgeous ♪

You're gonna be fine.

-Let me hug you.
-[laughs]

I will get to tell everyone at
the next Star Trek convention

that I got to hug Guinan
from the Ten Forward Lounge.

Yes. Hi, baby.

She plays this character
on the starship.

I know. Yes.

Who's hundreds and hundreds
of years old

and looks 25
and knows everything.

That's right,
and here you thought

it was a character
I was playing.

[all laugh]

There's a lot going on
around the hands and stuff.

You know, in fourth grade,

my mother dressed me up in drag.

-What?
-As a witch

to come to the Halloween day.

But I had half-gloves like that,

with fake fingertips
with big, long, talon nails.

I just was going around,
like, poking other children

and pushing them.

Anyway, that sort of
reminds me of that.

[all laugh]

Next time, you know,
if it doesn't work, fuck it.

Try something else.

Tell about your buck-naked
cousin Philomeno,

who is out milking donkeys--

-Can you milk a donkey, Whoopi?
-Yes, if you pull hard enough.

-Uh-huh.
-Yes.

Y'all are way in my business
right now, aren't you?

[all laugh]

Thank you,
and apologies, Whoopi.

My donkey
is parked right outside.

[all laugh]
Oh, Lord.

And now, a final check
with our top three queens.

Ladies, what has this season
meant to you?

First up, the charismatic
Crystal Methyd.

But first, Crystal, are you
still holding that candlestick?

I've been holding it
the whole time.

My arm is so tired.

[all laugh]

What has this season
meant to you, Crystal?

This season
has been so incredible.

I feel honored to have made it
to the top three,

especially with all these
amazing competitors.

I feel like our season really,

each of us brings something
totally different to the table,

and I am excited to represent

for all the crazy, weird kids.

And don't forget
the DeBarge family.

[all laugh]

Next up, the totally unique
Gigi Goode.

What has this season
meant to you?

Obviously just getting on
Drag Race has meant the world.

But being on this specific
season has meant a lot to me,

because it's like
this season is full of--

and, like, I don't remember
who said it before,

but it's basically a season
of All Stars, you know?

Everyone is so talented,
and I'm so honored

to be a part of this
super-talented cast of girls.

Speak for yourself.

[all laugh]

And now, a queen
with beaucoup nerve,

Jaida Essence Hall,
same question.

-Hey.
-Yes, beaucoup.

I think that this season
meant a lot to me

because I feel like, like
I said before a million times,

I'm a bitch of the bitches,

and so I know how it feels

to, like, work
and grind in a career

for a very long time.

And it's like
you can dream things

and no matter
where you come from,

no matter what your background,

no matter what you've been
through, dreams can come true.

Amen!

-[laughs]
-Thank you, Jaida.

And top three, when it comes
to putting the T in talent,

you are all winners.

Now, ladies, I wanna hear
from the eliminated queens.

Who are you rooting for
and why?

I am gonna have to say Jaida.

We just know
what type of bitch she is.

We know she's at home
bathing in Rolexes already,

so why doesn't she just
put a crown on that head, too?

Wait, a Rolex is a watch, right?

[all laugh]
Yes, girl.

All right, maybe
I need to rethink my answer.

All of them are so deserving
and so unique

and absolutely incredible.

But I think because
just I've seen her excel

in all of the challenges
that I have wanted to win,

I think Gigi is the one
who I would go for.

Thanks, Jan.

Maybe one in particular.

[all laugh]

Now, I love you
other two bitches a lot,

I love y'all,

but gotta choose
my homegirl from Missouri,

Miss Crystal Methyd.

-Amen.
-Yes.

-Amen.
-Like I said at the beginning,

everybody's
gonna look at her weird,

and now the fucking world
understands her.

No one holds a candle to you,
Crystal.

[all laugh]
Yes!

[all laugh]

Now, next week,
for the first time in herstory,

our top three queens
will lip sync for the crown

from the comfort
of their own homes.

And there will be a total
of five,

count 'em, five lip sync songs.

I told you it was gonna
be anybody's game to win.

So fans, let me know.

Who do you think should be
America's next drag superstar?

Are you Team Crystal,
Team Gigi, or Team Jaida?

Let your voice be heard,
and we'll see you in one week

at the grand finale
of RuPaul's Drag Race,

where we will crown ourselves
a winner, baby.

Whoo!

Until then, stay safe,

be kind to each other,

and remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play.

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪

♪ I am American,
American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American,
American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪

♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American,
American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪