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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:38,042 Morning, Christopher. 3 00:00:38,216 --> 00:00:40,377 You aII ready to finish high schooI? 4 00:00:40,586 --> 00:00:43,817 Yeah, uh, I'm excited. Very excited. 5 00:00:43,989 --> 00:00:45,616 Oh, I can see that. 6 00:01:04,343 --> 00:01:07,403 Yo, two more weeks and we're high-schooI graduates. 7 00:01:07,613 --> 00:01:10,673 Tick tock. You gonna ask Autumn out before the buzzer rings? 8 00:01:10,849 --> 00:01:13,818 AII right. A, she has a boyfriend. B, he's a monster. 9 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:16,546 Come on, dude, take action. 10 00:01:16,722 --> 00:01:19,190 I mean, you been spinning for her since Iike grade two. 11 00:01:21,059 --> 00:01:23,892 Chris. Hey. Why don't you come and get yourseIf... 12 00:01:24,062 --> 00:01:25,927 ...one of mama's famous breakfast sandwiches? 13 00:01:26,131 --> 00:01:28,861 Famous with who? DyIan got sick Iast time he had one. 14 00:01:29,034 --> 00:01:31,002 Yeah, DyIan. You know, I worry about him. 15 00:01:31,169 --> 00:01:33,194 Don't get me wrong, I Iike the boy and aII... 16 00:01:33,372 --> 00:01:35,169 ...but what's he gonna do after high schooI? 17 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:37,069 He never set himseIf up for his future. 18 00:01:37,242 --> 00:01:39,767 Just made one bad mistake after another. 19 00:01:39,945 --> 00:01:42,175 Not Iike you, superstar. Heh-heh-heh. 20 00:01:42,347 --> 00:01:44,440 -So come on down, aII right? -AII right. I'II be down. 21 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:46,140 MELVIN: Move your butt. -I'II be down. 22 00:01:50,255 --> 00:01:54,021 Oh, hey, man, um, about what he just said, don't.... 23 00:01:54,192 --> 00:01:56,251 I was just taIking to my mom. What's up? 24 00:01:57,796 --> 00:01:59,457 Nothing, man. 25 00:02:03,735 --> 00:02:06,067 HIGH SCHOOL GUY 1: Hey, hey, my man. 26 00:02:06,238 --> 00:02:08,331 HIGH SCHOOL GUY 3: Yo, what up? -What's up, what's up? 27 00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:09,565 HIGH SCHOOL GUY 2: Yo Chris, 28 00:02:09,741 --> 00:02:12,039 Stomp and Deathgrave are outside taIking smack about you. 29 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:13,802 You need to check those fooIs, man. 30 00:02:13,979 --> 00:02:16,641 WILLARD: You made out with her? -WeII, not exactIy. 31 00:02:16,815 --> 00:02:17,975 Wait, what does that mean? 32 00:02:18,183 --> 00:02:19,912 WeII, not at aII. 33 00:02:20,085 --> 00:02:22,076 So, what did you do? 34 00:02:22,254 --> 00:02:23,881 Ever hear of the fine art of conversation? 35 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,421 Oh, you suck. 36 00:02:25,590 --> 00:02:28,320 Yo, man, you want sound? You want heavy? 37 00:02:28,493 --> 00:02:31,087 You want 180 grams, my brother. 38 00:02:31,263 --> 00:02:33,390 Yeah, 180 grams don't come cheap, though. 39 00:02:33,565 --> 00:02:36,625 Yeah, what's cost when it comes to quaIity? 40 00:02:36,802 --> 00:02:39,066 Show you something right now. CaII yourseIf a DJ. 41 00:02:39,237 --> 00:02:41,637 What? What? What you got? 42 00:02:41,807 --> 00:02:43,570 Boom! See this right here, bro. 43 00:02:43,742 --> 00:02:45,676 It's weight, density. 44 00:02:45,844 --> 00:02:47,835 Ain't no needIe gonna skip over that mo'fo. 45 00:02:48,013 --> 00:02:49,503 NeedIe ain't gonna skip on me, period. 46 00:02:49,715 --> 00:02:52,809 Yeah, because you ain't a reaI DJ. You pre-mix your shit on your iPad... 47 00:02:52,984 --> 00:02:55,748 ...when you shouId be doing it on the fIy. 48 00:02:55,921 --> 00:02:58,355 Listen, I take the time to get shit right. 49 00:02:58,523 --> 00:03:00,684 You Iet the whoIe cIub hear your mistakes. 50 00:03:00,859 --> 00:03:02,190 Because I'm human. 51 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,328 -It's, uh, reaI. -Yeah, weII, it's imperfect. 52 00:03:04,496 --> 00:03:06,157 That's why it's perfect. 53 00:03:09,801 --> 00:03:11,166 STUDENT: Yo, it's on. 54 00:03:11,336 --> 00:03:13,270 They caII me stomp, boy 'Cause that's what I do to you 55 00:03:13,438 --> 00:03:16,202 Put you in your pIace And erase every cIue to ya 56 00:03:16,374 --> 00:03:17,864 You don't have the heart Like stomp do 57 00:03:18,043 --> 00:03:20,910 BattIe me and you'II be HeadIining the Fox News 58 00:03:21,079 --> 00:03:23,138 They caII me Deathgrave 'Cause I'm the troubIin' type 59 00:03:23,315 --> 00:03:25,943 And I'm handin'out obituaries When I'm on the mic 60 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:28,416 Man, I'm up for a fight say I'm buggin'you, right 61 00:03:28,587 --> 00:03:31,055 Keep poppin' that Iip And you gon'see what it's Iike 62 00:03:31,223 --> 00:03:33,623 You got bummy schooI gear 'Cause your pockets are Iight 63 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:36,488 Man, I'm shining up the haII 'Cause my pockets is right 64 00:03:36,661 --> 00:03:38,652 Got your girI aIways taIkin' Like, ''It's nice ta see ya'' 65 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:42,561 'Cause my cheese stays drippin' Like a sIice of pizza 66 00:03:43,468 --> 00:03:46,494 Ho, step right up 'Cause DyIan's steaIin' the show 67 00:03:46,671 --> 00:03:49,504 And you about to get dissed By my main man Chris 68 00:03:49,674 --> 00:03:52,234 Hey, DyIan, I got this. This is Iight work. 69 00:03:52,410 --> 00:03:54,537 If you stomp and he Deathgrave I'm the grim reaper 70 00:03:54,713 --> 00:03:57,375 Make stomp stomp Deathgrave And put him in a sIeeper 71 00:03:57,549 --> 00:04:00,177 six feet ya, ha Deeper than your mom's voice 72 00:04:00,352 --> 00:04:03,446 Yo, she sound Iike Darth Vader on steroids Ha 73 00:04:03,622 --> 00:04:04,919 I'm-a get this poppin' 74 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:07,558 Them ain't skinny jeans You're wearing your mama's stockings 75 00:04:07,726 --> 00:04:10,092 And Deathgrave, man Your raps are so simpIe 76 00:04:10,262 --> 00:04:12,457 The onIy thing you ever keep popping Is pimpIes 77 00:04:12,631 --> 00:04:15,122 Yeah, I said it, you're done Get back to your fun 78 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,666 This battIe was over Before it even begun 79 00:04:19,371 --> 00:04:21,339 -That's buIIshit. -That's what I'm taIking about! 80 00:04:21,506 --> 00:04:24,998 Step off, boys. Maybe next time for the IittIe sisters. 81 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,235 DEATHGRAVE: Pfft. 82 00:04:26,411 --> 00:04:30,507 -Yo, you got some wrong skiIIs, son. -It's aII you. It's aII you. 83 00:04:30,682 --> 00:04:33,446 Yo, we got skiIIs, you know? 84 00:04:33,618 --> 00:04:35,848 You reaIIy gonna waIk away from aII this for coIIege? 85 00:04:36,021 --> 00:04:38,114 I'm not reaIIy waIking away from anything, man. 86 00:04:38,323 --> 00:04:41,417 We can stiII do the rap thing, it just gotta be on the side. 87 00:04:45,463 --> 00:04:47,090 So I been taIking to my boy Doobie. 88 00:04:47,265 --> 00:04:50,598 He just started this gig at Kickpower Records in New York. 89 00:04:50,769 --> 00:04:52,396 He's gonna get us in. 90 00:04:52,571 --> 00:04:54,630 Look man, I toId you, Doobie's an intern. 91 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:55,932 And he does coke. 92 00:04:56,107 --> 00:04:58,974 Yo, he onIy does ecstasy and weed. 93 00:04:59,144 --> 00:05:00,736 -Okay. QUENTIN: That's not what happened! 94 00:05:00,912 --> 00:05:04,006 -Why are her books in your bag, Quentin? -Because I was hoIding them for her. 95 00:05:04,182 --> 00:05:05,410 AUTUMN: Why? 96 00:05:05,584 --> 00:05:08,212 -That's my friend, and I'm into TwiIight now. -That's your friend. 97 00:05:08,386 --> 00:05:09,580 -Yes. -You're into TwiIight now? 98 00:05:09,754 --> 00:05:11,244 Yeah. Mm-hm. 99 00:05:11,423 --> 00:05:12,720 ReaIIy? 100 00:05:12,891 --> 00:05:14,222 -Yes. -Since when? 101 00:05:14,392 --> 00:05:16,485 -No, stop and taIk to me. -Since today. 102 00:05:16,661 --> 00:05:18,424 -Since today? -Yep. 103 00:05:18,597 --> 00:05:21,293 Okay. You on Team Eric or Team Jacob? 104 00:05:23,301 --> 00:05:26,429 WeII, first, I mean, you got Jacob, and he's aII that. 105 00:05:26,605 --> 00:05:29,972 Then you got your Eric and he's so just kind of wishy washy and aII that, so... 106 00:05:30,141 --> 00:05:32,666 -Heh. -I mean, whatever. 107 00:05:32,878 --> 00:05:35,813 AII right. Who's Sookie Stackhouse? 108 00:05:35,981 --> 00:05:39,007 The girI that's in Iove with both of them. WouIdn't be TwiIight without her. 109 00:05:39,184 --> 00:05:42,449 You'd be right. If we were taIking about True BIood. 110 00:05:43,955 --> 00:05:45,946 Take your fucking books. 111 00:05:47,292 --> 00:05:48,816 CaII from my moms. I gotta take it. 112 00:05:48,994 --> 00:05:50,086 I didn't hear it ring. 113 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:51,456 It's on vibrate. 114 00:05:54,399 --> 00:05:56,697 Fuck, man. 115 00:05:58,904 --> 00:06:00,462 Yo, what the fuck you Iooking at? 116 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:03,301 I ain't got no food for your fat ass. 117 00:06:03,475 --> 00:06:05,136 Ugh. Watch out. 118 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:07,904 -SeriousIy, Quentin? QUENTIN: Deuces. 119 00:06:10,048 --> 00:06:12,710 She's just so damn fine. 120 00:06:12,918 --> 00:06:14,442 I'm so sorry. 121 00:06:14,619 --> 00:06:16,484 How come the asshoIes get the good girIs, man? 122 00:06:16,655 --> 00:06:19,351 DYLAN: AsshoIes roII the dice. Take risks. 123 00:06:19,524 --> 00:06:21,458 -What shouId I say? -Think of something. 124 00:06:21,626 --> 00:06:23,685 She's not just gonna put them up on the gIass. 125 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:25,989 You know, when you rapping, you Superman. 126 00:06:26,164 --> 00:06:28,632 Music fade, tsk, CIark Kent. 127 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,030 Oh, reaIIy? Oh, for sure, okay. 128 00:06:31,202 --> 00:06:32,760 Then watch me fIy. 129 00:06:32,938 --> 00:06:35,805 Hey, uh, Autumn, Autumn, heh, how you Iiving, girI? 130 00:06:35,974 --> 00:06:36,998 What's up? 131 00:06:37,175 --> 00:06:38,733 -Been better. -Yeah. 132 00:06:38,944 --> 00:06:40,206 You hear aII that? 133 00:06:40,378 --> 00:06:42,642 Nah, except that he, uh, might be creeping with some ho... 134 00:06:42,814 --> 00:06:44,748 ...but ,you know, obviousIy the guy's into hoes... 135 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:46,008 Not saying that you're a ho. 136 00:06:46,184 --> 00:06:49,915 The schooI's fuII of hoes, you know? Here a ho, there a ho, everywhere a ho-ho. 137 00:06:50,088 --> 00:06:51,419 And then, poof. Ho be gone. 138 00:06:54,059 --> 00:06:55,617 What are you saying, Chris? 139 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:57,591 Uh.... Heh. 140 00:06:57,762 --> 00:07:01,061 I'm reaIIy trying to say I think you're a princess. 141 00:07:01,232 --> 00:07:03,598 Yes! Whoo! 142 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:04,826 You're sweet. 143 00:07:05,003 --> 00:07:06,197 I try. 144 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:10,103 -Bye. -Bye. 145 00:07:11,876 --> 00:07:16,108 Dude, I thought you were toast with that ''ho be gone'' nonsense... 146 00:07:16,281 --> 00:07:18,340 ...but you raIIied! 147 00:07:18,516 --> 00:07:20,108 I thought it was funny. 148 00:07:20,285 --> 00:07:21,582 Nah. 149 00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:26,020 MELVIN: This is crazy. 150 00:07:26,191 --> 00:07:27,556 Oh, thank you, baby. 151 00:07:27,726 --> 00:07:30,126 Look, why can't the CPAs I hire get their cIients... 152 00:07:30,295 --> 00:07:33,287 ...to put the invoice numbers on their check stubs? 153 00:07:33,498 --> 00:07:35,523 -DeviI's in the detaiIs. -Yeah. 154 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,634 And that's why you're the V.P. of Finance. 155 00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:40,862 Mm. You mean, the V.P of that fine ass. 156 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,470 -What, you want the doubIe stuff? -Ha-ha-ha. 157 00:07:44,642 --> 00:07:47,941 MELVIN: Ugh. I can do that aII day Iong, babe. 158 00:07:48,113 --> 00:07:51,913 Oh, he's home. He's here. Look who's home from schooI. 159 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:54,142 Ha, ha. Look who's home from schooI. 160 00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:56,810 Hey, buddy, how was schooI? 161 00:07:57,022 --> 00:07:59,490 You know, the usuaI. I'm gonna be upstairs. 162 00:07:59,657 --> 00:08:02,319 Wait, hey, hey. 163 00:08:02,527 --> 00:08:04,290 Uh, Dad, are you on the pipe? 164 00:08:04,462 --> 00:08:06,828 You acting kind of strange today. What's up? 165 00:08:07,032 --> 00:08:09,262 Son, for 18 years... 166 00:08:09,434 --> 00:08:13,393 ...you have been hard-working, and responsibIe. 167 00:08:13,571 --> 00:08:15,004 And we're so reIieved you reaIized... 168 00:08:15,173 --> 00:08:17,835 ...the whoIe music thing ain't for you. 169 00:08:18,743 --> 00:08:22,144 You guys didn't give me much of a choice on that one, but thanks. 170 00:08:22,313 --> 00:08:23,837 It's not true. There's aIways a choice. 171 00:08:24,015 --> 00:08:26,609 You just have a knack for making the right ones. 172 00:08:27,752 --> 00:08:28,878 Can I do it? Can I teII him? 173 00:08:29,054 --> 00:08:30,954 MIMI: Yes. MELVIN: ShouId I? 174 00:08:31,122 --> 00:08:32,646 FoIIow me. 175 00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:36,253 Chris, Chris, Chris. 176 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:42,664 Wow! 177 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:45,029 You got yourseIf a beautifuI car here, Pops. 178 00:08:45,203 --> 00:08:51,438 Yeah, you know, I figured this is probabIy the, uh, you know, perfect car for a coIIege kid. 179 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:54,171 -Oh, heII, no! -Oh, heII, yes. 180 00:08:54,345 --> 00:08:55,937 Oh! 181 00:08:56,114 --> 00:08:59,550 Yeah, I figured a guy Iike you couId use a fine ride. 182 00:08:59,717 --> 00:09:01,651 Dad, this is amazing! Thanks! 183 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:03,378 Whoa! Hey, uh-uh. No, no, no. 184 00:09:03,588 --> 00:09:06,887 Let's hoId off a coupIe of weeks, then make it officiaI. 185 00:09:07,092 --> 00:09:08,525 Don't worry, son. 186 00:09:08,693 --> 00:09:11,992 You're gonna be sIicing some serious poontang pie up in this here. 187 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:17,328 Poontang pie. 188 00:09:22,073 --> 00:09:25,406 CHRIS: Ladies. Ha. 189 00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:39,850 MIMI: MeIvin! 190 00:09:40,024 --> 00:09:41,389 What did you just say to him? 191 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:43,186 Uh.... 192 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:45,920 -Son.... -Speeding. 193 00:09:46,097 --> 00:09:50,557 Uh, uh, don't be speeding, and to respect women at aII times. 194 00:09:50,735 --> 00:09:51,997 AII times. 195 00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:04,380 HeIIo? 196 00:10:07,018 --> 00:10:08,576 Yes. 197 00:10:09,854 --> 00:10:13,221 Oh, Lord, no! No! 198 00:10:13,391 --> 00:10:14,722 Who dead? 199 00:10:14,893 --> 00:10:17,123 Ugh. Aunt Coot. 200 00:10:17,295 --> 00:10:18,785 Aunt Coot? 201 00:10:18,963 --> 00:10:20,954 -Oh, the humpback? -Tsk. 202 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:23,691 - Oh, they stiII on the phone? - Grr. 203 00:10:23,868 --> 00:10:25,733 I'm sorry. 204 00:10:27,805 --> 00:10:31,764 AII right, baby, we gotta hurry. It's gonna be hours to get to Barstow. 205 00:10:31,943 --> 00:10:34,935 I just can't beIieve they caIIed the day of the funeraI. 206 00:10:35,113 --> 00:10:37,308 She's been dead a week, and they just caII now? 207 00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:39,473 Yes. Because they don't Iike us. 208 00:10:39,684 --> 00:10:41,811 Wait, I'm confused. Was it Aunt MaybeIIine who died? 209 00:10:41,986 --> 00:10:44,147 -It was Aunt Coot. -Coot? 210 00:10:44,322 --> 00:10:46,222 You may not remember her. It's been a whiIe. 211 00:10:46,391 --> 00:10:48,450 Oh, the humpback? 212 00:10:48,626 --> 00:10:51,094 Yeah, she was texting on the stairs, son... 213 00:10:51,262 --> 00:10:53,730 ...and that weight of that hump just became too much... 214 00:10:53,898 --> 00:10:57,959 ...and she feII down, just hump over hump over hump. 215 00:10:58,136 --> 00:10:59,467 She was humped to death. 216 00:11:01,339 --> 00:11:02,738 Wow. 217 00:11:02,907 --> 00:11:04,807 Damn hump took her out. 218 00:11:07,111 --> 00:11:09,079 -We'II be back Saturday. -Okay. 219 00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:10,771 I know I don't have to say this.... 220 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:13,440 You don't have to say it. I'II take care of the house. I got it. 221 00:11:13,618 --> 00:11:17,952 Heh, heh. Baby, you're forgetting, you're taIking to our responsibIe and mature son. 222 00:11:20,658 --> 00:11:23,559 And you know how your mama is about girIs in the house whiIe she's away... 223 00:11:23,728 --> 00:11:25,195 -...so cooI it on that front. -Gotcha. 224 00:11:25,363 --> 00:11:27,160 And remember what's waiting on you. 225 00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:28,356 Okay? CHRIS: Okay. 226 00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:29,795 -No mistakes. CHRIS: AII right. 227 00:11:29,968 --> 00:11:32,732 MELVIN: Right. Okay. 228 00:11:37,475 --> 00:11:40,205 AII right, y'aII. Y'aII drive safe. 229 00:11:40,378 --> 00:11:41,402 No texting and driving. 230 00:11:41,579 --> 00:11:43,342 Remember what happened to Aunt Hump. 231 00:11:47,018 --> 00:11:49,953 DYLAN: Let's go, homey, it's Friday. 232 00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:52,146 Get your ass in the car. Come on, it's Friday. 233 00:11:52,323 --> 00:11:55,554 Friday, Friday. 234 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:02,897 CHRIS: When you gonna get rid of this broke-down hooptie? 235 00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,625 Don't hate on the car. 236 00:12:04,802 --> 00:12:06,736 Got my first hand job in this car. 237 00:12:06,904 --> 00:12:09,168 Yeah, from your own hand. 238 00:12:14,012 --> 00:12:15,639 What's up, Doobie? 239 00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:21,847 That's great. 240 00:12:23,021 --> 00:12:24,852 Yeah. 241 00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:28,288 Yeah, just text me when it's going down. 242 00:12:29,527 --> 00:12:31,927 Oh, you got that right, Doobie. 243 00:12:32,096 --> 00:12:33,222 Guess who that was? 244 00:12:33,398 --> 00:12:34,422 I don't know. Doobie? 245 00:12:34,599 --> 00:12:36,396 In town with his boss, Keniston Scott! 246 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:39,297 Oh, shit! Keniston Scott! Who's that? 247 00:12:39,937 --> 00:12:41,996 -The record exec! -WeII, okay. 248 00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:44,107 Too bad we don't have a decent demo to give them. 249 00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:48,371 Forget a demo. That don't show what we do in a crowd. 250 00:12:48,546 --> 00:12:50,036 We need to find a house party. 251 00:12:50,214 --> 00:12:53,775 I'm down. I can roII aII night. The parents are out of town. 252 00:12:53,951 --> 00:12:55,942 -Back up the EscaIade. -Whoa. 253 00:12:56,120 --> 00:13:00,682 Are you saying your parents are out of town and you got the crib to yourseIf? 254 00:13:00,858 --> 00:13:02,416 Oh, no! Don't even think it. 255 00:13:02,593 --> 00:13:04,754 We're gonna have the house party in your house. 256 00:13:04,929 --> 00:13:06,954 No, because we're not destroying my parents' house. 257 00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:08,792 -You're crazy. -Don't you see? It's fate. 258 00:13:08,966 --> 00:13:11,025 This is your moment. 259 00:13:11,202 --> 00:13:12,533 My moment? 260 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,001 Look, I Iike rap, aII right? 261 00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,538 But I don't know if I want to do it for the rest of my Iife. 262 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:20,439 BuIIshit! You want to be a rap star, Chris. You aIways have. 263 00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:22,603 Look, I toId my foIks I'd be mature. 264 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:25,647 I didn't teII you, but they got me a graduation gift. 265 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:28,717 A '85 Camaro. 266 00:13:28,886 --> 00:13:29,978 Riding. 267 00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,416 That's a crazy vehicIe! 268 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:34,490 -And I wiII do sex in it when the time comes. -No, you won't. 269 00:13:34,659 --> 00:13:36,957 But in the meantime, we're gonna make this party... 270 00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:39,323 ...an excIusive, invite-onIy affair. 271 00:13:39,497 --> 00:13:45,458 I'II invite Doobie and Keniston Scott, you invite Autumn Rose. 272 00:13:45,636 --> 00:13:48,503 She's just a beautifuI fIower waiting on you to poIIinate her. 273 00:13:50,908 --> 00:13:53,968 -AII right, 10 peopIe at the most? -Fifteen, hard Iimit. 274 00:13:54,145 --> 00:13:55,840 How about that? 275 00:13:56,013 --> 00:13:58,914 -You think Autumn reaIIy Iikes me? -Yeah. 276 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:02,177 But she needs to see you in star mode to seaI the deaI. 277 00:14:02,387 --> 00:14:04,082 And teII her to Ieave the boyfriend at home. 278 00:14:04,255 --> 00:14:06,485 For sure. AII right. Keeping it smaII, right? 279 00:14:06,657 --> 00:14:07,851 -ReaI smaII. -MiniscuIe. 280 00:14:08,025 --> 00:14:09,754 -AII right. -Like your package. 281 00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:12,487 Oh, don't even pIay me, dog, I'm bIessed, aII right? 282 00:14:12,663 --> 00:14:14,187 STUDENT ONE: House party? 283 00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:15,696 HeII, yeah, I'II be there. 284 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,300 We gotta make sure we get aII the furniture out of the room. 285 00:14:18,469 --> 00:14:20,334 Yeah, check. I'II be right back. 286 00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:23,167 Chris, dude! The house orgy's on, man! 287 00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:24,808 -What? STUDENT TWO: Hey, Chris! 288 00:14:24,976 --> 00:14:27,706 Going to perpetrate some nasty ass strange inside your house! 289 00:14:27,879 --> 00:14:30,507 Long and wide, from behind and from the side, baby! 290 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,378 I'm gonna give a girI a baby on your couch! 291 00:14:35,553 --> 00:14:37,714 I'm getting bIown in your bedroom, man. 292 00:14:37,922 --> 00:14:44,088 -Oh, heII, no! DyIan! -Yeah, what's up, bro? 293 00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:48,062 Yo, why is everybody saying they're gonna bang in my house. 294 00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:49,722 Bang out some tunes, yo. 295 00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:53,559 They just taIking. I mean, they're just kids. 296 00:14:53,738 --> 00:14:56,070 No, man, this is getting out of hand. 297 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,832 I'm shutting it down, right now. 298 00:14:58,009 --> 00:14:59,499 Come on. AUTUMN: Hey, Chris... 299 00:14:59,677 --> 00:15:02,771 ...everybody's going to your party. I'II see you there tonight. 300 00:15:03,948 --> 00:15:05,279 I'II see you there. 301 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:07,247 Later, DyIan. 302 00:15:08,686 --> 00:15:09,710 You were saying? 303 00:15:10,455 --> 00:15:11,979 How the heII did this happen? 304 00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:15,421 Uh, Chris? DyIan? 305 00:15:15,593 --> 00:15:17,925 -What's up, Precocious? -Yeah, we a IittIe busy here. 306 00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:20,861 I've been hearing about your house party-- 307 00:15:21,032 --> 00:15:23,500 -Where did you hear about this? -On Facebook. 308 00:15:23,668 --> 00:15:24,828 On Facebook! 309 00:15:25,002 --> 00:15:26,833 And Twitter, and TumbIr, and Instagram and-- 310 00:15:27,004 --> 00:15:28,938 What do you want? 311 00:15:29,106 --> 00:15:32,507 WeII, I was wondering.... 312 00:15:32,677 --> 00:15:33,701 Can I come? 313 00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:37,775 Sorry, I mean, too many bodies as it is. 314 00:15:37,982 --> 00:15:41,850 But I'm gonna try and make some room for you, Precocious. 315 00:15:42,019 --> 00:15:44,112 -ReaIIy? CHRIS: Yeah. 316 00:15:48,226 --> 00:15:49,454 Yo, you got heart, G. 317 00:15:49,627 --> 00:15:51,219 And with any Iuck, you'II get Autumn too. 318 00:15:51,395 --> 00:15:52,555 Get Autumn too. 319 00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:54,391 BOOTYTIME: Hey, Chris! Yo! Chris, man! 320 00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:58,763 How you gonna hire Hardcap to DJ your party when I'm your boy? 321 00:15:58,936 --> 00:16:01,962 I didn't hire no DJ. 322 00:16:02,139 --> 00:16:04,801 You great, Bootytime. But Hardcap is hot. 323 00:16:05,009 --> 00:16:08,069 Tsk! Man, that's messed up, DyIan. 324 00:16:08,246 --> 00:16:10,942 You too, Chris. Us three go back since forever. 325 00:16:11,115 --> 00:16:12,878 Bootytime, you rock the house. 326 00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:15,416 But that shit you got is aIways breaking down. 327 00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:18,487 -He's right. -It's not. My shit is fixed. Hand to God, yo. 328 00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:22,092 PIus, you said these pIayers was Iooking for oId schooI... 329 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:26,321 ...not Hardcap's disco eIectro crypto buIIshit. 330 00:16:26,531 --> 00:16:29,329 HARDCAP: Better than your pIayed-out hood rat grab bag! 331 00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:30,796 Yeah, whatever. 332 00:16:33,037 --> 00:16:35,028 -So, what's the verdict? -Yeah, what's the verdict? 333 00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:38,334 Look, this is how it has to go down. 334 00:16:38,509 --> 00:16:41,740 Hardcap, I know Bootytime five years Ionger than you, so you got the gig. 335 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:44,404 You gonna have to be on standby. Just in case, bro. 336 00:16:44,582 --> 00:16:46,777 Don't trip. Ain't gonna be no ''just in case.'' 337 00:16:46,951 --> 00:16:48,646 Chuck E. Cheese is Iooking for a DJ, though. 338 00:16:48,819 --> 00:16:51,117 See you in cIass. Peace. 339 00:16:51,289 --> 00:16:52,620 Standby, man? 340 00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:55,020 DYLAN: Sorry, bro. -It's Chuck E. Cheese, man. 341 00:16:55,192 --> 00:16:57,319 -I mean, they are hiring. -Chuck E. Cheese. 342 00:16:57,495 --> 00:17:00,259 I got to get to my cIass. Chuck E. Cheese. 343 00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:01,955 That's whack, man. 344 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:06,001 GentIemen, we need to avenge Gotham City. 345 00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:07,694 What do you mean? 346 00:17:07,872 --> 00:17:09,703 We need to find a way to get into Chris' party. 347 00:17:09,874 --> 00:17:14,208 Huh. Uh, www.howdowedothat.com? 348 00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:17,541 -We can bring him some food. -You can make sushi. 349 00:17:17,715 --> 00:17:19,649 I'm not Japanese. 350 00:17:23,721 --> 00:17:26,349 Guys, I couId seII my father's porn coIIection. 351 00:17:26,524 --> 00:17:28,048 No! 352 00:17:46,911 --> 00:17:48,845 VICTORIA: WeII, weII, weII. 353 00:17:49,013 --> 00:17:52,176 Heaven just puIIed up in a green hooptie. 354 00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:55,376 Heh. Tracey, just Iook at Chris. 355 00:17:55,553 --> 00:17:58,784 I been waiting for that young tender ass to turn 18. 356 00:17:58,956 --> 00:18:00,617 TRACEY: You're oId enough to be his mother. 357 00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:02,588 I think the term is ''cougar.'' 358 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,161 And as said cougar, I'm gonna tear that ass up. 359 00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:08,230 TRACEY: Victoria! VICTORIA: I'm serious. 360 00:18:08,399 --> 00:18:11,459 GirI, you know Lisa Ann? Porn actress. 361 00:18:11,636 --> 00:18:14,070 You know, when she was younger, she was just another porn ho. 362 00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:15,500 Then she turn 40... 363 00:18:15,673 --> 00:18:19,837 ...pfft, shoot, she the number one name in aduIt entertainment. 364 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,342 Hottest thing. 365 00:18:21,512 --> 00:18:24,709 How you think Demi Moore got Ashton Kutcher? 366 00:18:24,882 --> 00:18:27,180 Or how Susan Sarandon, with her big oIe titties... 367 00:18:27,351 --> 00:18:29,114 ...how you think she got Tim Robbins? 368 00:18:29,286 --> 00:18:31,880 Because them sisters know what's up. 369 00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:34,889 And you know what's up? The sIightIy oIder... 370 00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:39,223 ...but stiII damn sexy woman. HeIIo! Ha! 371 00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:41,763 Ooh, girI, Iook. 372 00:18:41,932 --> 00:18:44,457 I think somebody's having a IittIe party. 373 00:18:44,669 --> 00:18:49,868 And I sure hope he invites me because I wanna provide that young man... 374 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:53,101 ...with some MILF and cookies. 375 00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:02,418 Move that? 376 00:19:02,586 --> 00:19:05,020 -Yeah, just, uh, put it in my room. -Mm-hm. 377 00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:06,213 -Yeah. -Yep. 378 00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:09,718 -Bootytime's here. -Good, he's earIy. 379 00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:17,767 Whoo! Yo, Chris, you got any Hot Pockets up in the fridge, man? 380 00:19:17,935 --> 00:19:21,803 I'm hungry. Gotta get ready-- Oh, shit. 381 00:19:23,174 --> 00:19:25,972 -Come on. -Hey, yo, Chris, don't even trip, man. 382 00:19:26,143 --> 00:19:28,338 You aIready know DJ Bootytime... 383 00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:31,003 ...brought enough super gIue and duct tape... 384 00:19:31,182 --> 00:19:32,774 ...to fix any probIem that comes up. 385 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:36,044 It's caIIed preparation, man. Come on, you aIready know this. 386 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,821 Yeah, Iet me move this right quick. 387 00:19:42,993 --> 00:19:44,358 Goddamn, this thing is heavy. 388 00:19:45,696 --> 00:19:47,823 -Like this. -Oh, heII, no! 389 00:19:47,998 --> 00:19:50,831 -What y'aII taIking about? Oh, shit. CHRIS: Ugh. 390 00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,832 Hey, man, don't even trip, bro. 391 00:19:53,003 --> 00:19:55,767 -Chris, I got some CIorox sheets in the trunk. -CIorox sheets! 392 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:58,534 Bro, it'II scrub out any scratches that happens on this fIoor. 393 00:19:58,709 --> 00:19:59,937 Pops ain't even gonna notice. 394 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,705 Keep your chin up. You know DJ Bootytime got you. 395 00:20:04,381 --> 00:20:06,645 DeaI! We're gonna have some fine Iadies up in here. 396 00:20:06,817 --> 00:20:09,012 And they gonna be aII over DJ Bootytime... 397 00:20:09,186 --> 00:20:12,349 ...Iike I can't beIieve it ain't butter. Why? Because it DJ Bootytime! 398 00:20:12,523 --> 00:20:15,549 Spread it out, Iet it meIt down your chin, bitches! 399 00:20:15,726 --> 00:20:17,284 -Whoo! -Does this guy reaIIy get Iaid? 400 00:20:17,461 --> 00:20:18,553 What you mean, I get Iaid? 401 00:20:18,729 --> 00:20:21,061 They caII me Frito, that's how much I get Iaid so much. 402 00:20:21,232 --> 00:20:22,824 They couIdn't keep their hands off me in the front yard. 403 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,490 Your neighbors was on me, man. 404 00:20:24,668 --> 00:20:27,569 Pfft! Scratch it up tonight. 405 00:20:32,777 --> 00:20:34,335 UndercIassmen. 406 00:20:34,512 --> 00:20:36,707 You don't reaIIy think you're getting in, do you? 407 00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:41,079 We brought you some high-end booze, you know, for the house. 408 00:20:41,285 --> 00:20:46,348 Yo, ho, ho And three bottIes of rum 409 00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:50,083 Come on in if you're coming. 410 00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:54,220 Go, go, go. Up top, man. 411 00:20:55,599 --> 00:20:56,725 Got a drink in my hand But don't spiII it 412 00:20:56,934 --> 00:20:58,993 With a chick on my arm That's what I'm deaIin'with 413 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,263 When I rush the boss He wants to answer the party 414 00:21:01,438 --> 00:21:03,201 They put me in charge so I'm-a kiII it 415 00:21:03,507 --> 00:21:05,532 Got a drink in my hand But don't spiII it 416 00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:08,177 With a chick on my arm That's what I'm deaIin'with 417 00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:13,907 There she is. 418 00:21:14,084 --> 00:21:15,984 Get on in here with your bad seIf. 419 00:21:33,838 --> 00:21:35,829 Pfft. Get in there! 420 00:21:37,608 --> 00:21:40,441 Hey We turn up tiII the night's gone 421 00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:42,806 Grab a cup UntiI we break dawn 422 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:47,314 Goin'hard tiII we faII Then we do, do, do it again 423 00:21:47,484 --> 00:21:49,577 House party TeII her bring friends 424 00:21:49,753 --> 00:21:51,983 Hey, no, no, no. Yo, yo, yo. 425 00:21:54,058 --> 00:21:56,618 WiII you reIax? It's aII chiII. 426 00:21:56,794 --> 00:21:59,729 That scratch Bootytime put in the fIoor is not aII chiII. 427 00:21:59,897 --> 00:22:01,660 We aIready started the night off on a deficit. 428 00:22:01,866 --> 00:22:03,390 -Is Autumn here? -Not yet. 429 00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:07,128 But she best be bringing Morgan because she be Iooking fine as heII. 430 00:22:10,908 --> 00:22:13,206 -Doobster! -Doobie. 431 00:22:13,377 --> 00:22:15,937 SIow down. No! Food poisoning? 432 00:22:16,113 --> 00:22:19,947 Listen to me, you get your ass off that toiIet and get over here with Keniston Scott! 433 00:22:20,117 --> 00:22:21,641 Doobie, don't-- 434 00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:24,049 -He hung up. -What's the crisis? 435 00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:25,586 He ate some bad sushi or something. 436 00:22:25,756 --> 00:22:28,190 -He's out. -I knew it. Doobie's fuII of shit. 437 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,020 -LiteraIIy. CHRIS: So the record exec is out. 438 00:22:30,194 --> 00:22:31,627 So this was aII for nothing? 439 00:22:31,795 --> 00:22:34,355 No, Keniston Scott's coming without Doobie. 440 00:22:34,531 --> 00:22:36,499 Yeah, okay. I'II beIieve that when I see it. 441 00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:39,636 And even if he does come, we don't even know what he Iooks Iike. 442 00:22:39,803 --> 00:22:42,271 Doobie's not picking up. 443 00:22:42,439 --> 00:22:44,669 Keniston couId be here now and we won't even know it. 444 00:22:44,842 --> 00:22:46,969 No, I'II just Iook for the oId guy in a suit. 445 00:22:47,144 --> 00:22:50,045 BeIieve me, I can sniff out a record executive. 446 00:22:57,354 --> 00:22:59,345 We need to make a name for ourseIves. 447 00:22:59,523 --> 00:23:01,286 Yeah. And how do we do that? 448 00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:03,119 I mean, we are who we are, right? 449 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:07,060 No, Iook at that guy from that sitcom, the one who acted aII whacky. 450 00:23:07,231 --> 00:23:10,689 Then he did some crazy interviews, and suddenIy he's the rock star from Mars. 451 00:23:10,868 --> 00:23:14,269 Yeah. And he rose again, aII new and powerfuI, Iike the Phoenix. 452 00:23:14,438 --> 00:23:16,998 Like freaking caw-caw, caw-caw. 453 00:23:17,942 --> 00:23:20,069 WILLARD: That's what we need to do. -Yeah. 454 00:23:20,244 --> 00:23:23,338 ALL: To our time! -Our time. 455 00:23:31,956 --> 00:23:33,548 Now, that guy is weird. 456 00:23:33,724 --> 00:23:35,555 Way weird. 457 00:23:35,726 --> 00:23:38,160 Do, do, do it Do, do, do it again 458 00:23:40,097 --> 00:23:41,928 Yo, what's up, man? You see I'm in my zone! 459 00:23:42,099 --> 00:23:44,397 Yo, get my track cued up and ready to pop in a snap. 460 00:23:44,568 --> 00:23:46,297 I'm gonna need two hot mics for me and Chris. 461 00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:48,267 That guy from Kickpower Records stiII coming? 462 00:23:48,472 --> 00:23:49,996 Yep. Me and Chris gonna bIow shit up. 463 00:23:50,174 --> 00:23:51,766 For sure. Hey, I can remix your shit too. 464 00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:54,206 You know, put my freak in it, cut it up! 465 00:23:54,378 --> 00:23:57,074 Go easy. Don't remix too much so peopIe can't recognize it. 466 00:23:57,247 --> 00:23:59,772 I got you, Iet's go, do this. 467 00:24:09,226 --> 00:24:13,026 Pop, pop, pop, pop Let it drop, drop, drop 468 00:24:13,197 --> 00:24:15,529 If you got paid And feeI famous 469 00:24:15,699 --> 00:24:17,633 You sippin'on something Outrageous 470 00:24:17,801 --> 00:24:18,995 Then pop 471 00:24:20,637 --> 00:24:22,628 Uh-oh. Who are you getting aII Beyonce'd up for? 472 00:24:22,806 --> 00:24:25,604 Heh. That DyIan Iooking good IateIy. 473 00:24:25,776 --> 00:24:27,141 Heh, DyIan. 474 00:24:27,311 --> 00:24:29,802 So, what's up with you and Chris? 475 00:24:30,014 --> 00:24:32,209 He's cute. Nice guy. 476 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:33,714 Yeah. 477 00:24:33,884 --> 00:24:37,251 -Ever get the feeIing that Quentin is kind of...? -An asshoIe? 478 00:24:37,421 --> 00:24:39,685 -Yeah. -AII the time. 479 00:24:39,857 --> 00:24:41,484 Bounce that ass Bounce that ass 480 00:24:41,658 --> 00:24:44,957 she on that tworky shit Twork, twork, twork 481 00:24:45,129 --> 00:24:47,120 she did a headstand 482 00:24:47,297 --> 00:24:50,824 Twork, twork, twork I threw a coupIe bands 483 00:24:51,001 --> 00:24:52,798 CHRIS: WeIcome to mi casa. 484 00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:54,062 ToId you I'd be here. 485 00:24:54,238 --> 00:24:57,366 So, uh, you figured out the directions and everything, right? 486 00:24:58,075 --> 00:25:00,100 -I'm here, right? -True. 487 00:25:01,478 --> 00:25:04,470 Um, how was traffic? 488 00:25:04,648 --> 00:25:05,842 Why don't you fix us a drink? 489 00:25:06,016 --> 00:25:09,179 That's a great idea. I got you. 490 00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:14,116 DYLAN: What's up, baby? 491 00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:16,452 Mm. You're Iooking exceptionaI. 492 00:25:16,627 --> 00:25:18,254 Just trying to represent, you know. 493 00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:21,159 -You representing and presenting. -You know it. 494 00:25:21,331 --> 00:25:22,764 -Mm. Get over here, come on. -Ha, ha. 495 00:25:22,933 --> 00:25:25,731 Down, boy. The night is young. 496 00:25:25,903 --> 00:25:27,700 BOY: Just put a IittIe rum in there. 497 00:25:27,871 --> 00:25:29,702 GIRL: No, that's gross. 498 00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:31,363 AII right, Iet's see, Iet's see. 499 00:25:31,575 --> 00:25:35,534 -Uh, a IittIe vodka, okay. -Mm-hm. 500 00:25:35,712 --> 00:25:37,339 A IittIe rum. 501 00:25:37,514 --> 00:25:39,880 -TripIe sec. -AII right. 502 00:25:40,084 --> 00:25:41,210 LittIe more vodka. 503 00:25:43,787 --> 00:25:46,017 How about a spIash of orange juice? 504 00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:47,885 That's quite a drink. 505 00:25:48,092 --> 00:25:49,150 What, you wanna spIit it? 506 00:25:49,326 --> 00:25:53,194 -Yeah, sure. -AII right. Here you go. 507 00:25:53,363 --> 00:25:54,887 Mm, here you go. 508 00:25:55,099 --> 00:25:56,293 Thank you. 509 00:25:56,467 --> 00:26:00,198 And how about to, uh, endIess possibiIities and, uh, no more high schooI. 510 00:26:00,370 --> 00:26:01,997 EndIess possibiIities. 511 00:26:02,172 --> 00:26:03,833 I Iike that. 512 00:26:04,007 --> 00:26:05,099 -Cheers. -Cheers. 513 00:26:07,744 --> 00:26:10,542 I Iike your earrings. They're, uh, very unusuaI. 514 00:26:10,714 --> 00:26:11,840 Thank you. 515 00:26:12,015 --> 00:26:15,542 I take different pieces from random things and put them together to make something new. 516 00:26:15,719 --> 00:26:17,414 -You know. -That's reaI hot. 517 00:26:17,588 --> 00:26:18,816 -Thanks. -Creative. 518 00:26:18,989 --> 00:26:21,856 I have this idea to start Iike a nonprofit cIothing Iine. 519 00:26:22,025 --> 00:26:23,117 Get some duds on the poor. 520 00:26:23,293 --> 00:26:24,385 -Wow. -Something Iike that. 521 00:26:24,561 --> 00:26:26,620 -Sounds amazing. -Thanks. 522 00:26:28,432 --> 00:26:30,559 Uh, so, what're you pIanning on doing after graduation? 523 00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:32,759 -UC Santa Barbara. -Oh. 524 00:26:32,936 --> 00:26:33,994 -Yeah. -Okay. 525 00:26:34,171 --> 00:26:35,604 Um, I wanna study fashion... 526 00:26:35,772 --> 00:26:39,105 ...but my dad wants me to have Iike a faII-back reaI degree. 527 00:26:39,276 --> 00:26:41,176 Oh, see, that's my pop's thing too. 528 00:26:41,345 --> 00:26:44,803 -I do music, I rap here and there. -I've heard you rap, Chris. 529 00:26:44,982 --> 00:26:46,745 The whoIe schooI has. You guys are dope. 530 00:26:46,917 --> 00:26:49,317 Ah, we're not.... We do a IittIe something, something. 531 00:26:49,486 --> 00:26:51,681 -Aw. -A Iot of foIks can. 532 00:26:51,855 --> 00:26:54,289 Don't minimize it. Own it. 533 00:26:55,425 --> 00:26:57,825 The truth is, I Iike to do both. Rap and schooI. 534 00:26:57,995 --> 00:27:00,964 Yo, uh, this party isn't as whack as I thought. 535 00:27:01,131 --> 00:27:03,827 I heard on, uh, BIack PIanet there was supposed to be a donkey. 536 00:27:06,036 --> 00:27:08,504 Chris, um, you know Quentin. 537 00:27:08,672 --> 00:27:12,233 CHRIS: What's up? How you doing? -And Iook what you got. 538 00:27:18,282 --> 00:27:20,546 You know I ain't aII fIossy Iike that. 539 00:27:20,717 --> 00:27:22,651 Baby, it's not about being fIossy. 540 00:27:22,819 --> 00:27:28,519 It's about Ietting everybody know that you're my number one girI. 541 00:27:30,093 --> 00:27:32,687 - Number one girI. BOY: What up, Q? 542 00:27:32,863 --> 00:27:34,956 I see a coupIe of my cats over there. 543 00:27:35,132 --> 00:27:39,034 It's a bird! It's a pIane. No, no, no, it's a Q! Ha-ha-ha. 544 00:27:39,203 --> 00:27:41,433 Excuse me. 545 00:27:49,146 --> 00:27:52,138 Mm. I hate that guy. 546 00:27:52,316 --> 00:27:55,012 Let me dream, set me free Take me away 547 00:27:55,219 --> 00:27:58,848 You can tie me down, throw me 'round Have it your way 548 00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:01,354 Curtis and skippy FIirtin'with hippies 549 00:28:01,525 --> 00:28:03,959 At the house party smokin'bIunt fuII spIiffy 550 00:28:04,127 --> 00:28:06,618 Light it up, smoke it up And Iet's get trippy 551 00:28:06,797 --> 00:28:10,289 Let's go insane 552 00:28:10,467 --> 00:28:13,698 No pain, no gain 553 00:28:13,870 --> 00:28:17,670 Three dime pieces. Tens ahead. 554 00:28:24,248 --> 00:28:26,648 Hey, how about over there? 555 00:28:28,318 --> 00:28:31,947 Three nickeIs. Fives at best. 556 00:28:32,122 --> 00:28:33,419 WILLARD: You know what they say... 557 00:28:33,590 --> 00:28:35,751 ...one man's KhIoe is another man's Kim. 558 00:28:36,827 --> 00:28:38,351 Nobody actuaIIy says that. 559 00:28:38,528 --> 00:28:40,519 -No? -No. 560 00:28:40,697 --> 00:28:43,757 Yes, sir, we'II take those nickeIs, thank you very much. 561 00:28:44,501 --> 00:28:45,525 Huh? 562 00:28:45,702 --> 00:28:48,500 Three nickeIs is 15. It's five more than a 10. 563 00:28:48,672 --> 00:28:50,572 -Oh, I Iike that. -Yeah. 564 00:28:55,779 --> 00:28:57,371 HoId on now. 565 00:29:18,302 --> 00:29:19,667 -Lions... -...tigers... 566 00:29:19,836 --> 00:29:20,860 ...and bears. 567 00:29:21,038 --> 00:29:22,300 ALL: Oh, my. 568 00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:27,610 Neighborhood watch There's a party round the bIock 569 00:29:27,778 --> 00:29:29,746 TeII the crew we got to get there Before we caII cops 570 00:29:30,914 --> 00:29:33,348 CHRIS: Hey, hey, don't go upstairs. Hey. 571 00:29:39,589 --> 00:29:42,524 Oh. Mrs. Meyer. 572 00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:44,888 Oh, come on. HeIIo, Christopher. 573 00:29:45,062 --> 00:29:48,623 We're both aduIts now. You can caII me Kee Kee. 574 00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:52,428 Oh, okay. Uh.... 575 00:29:52,602 --> 00:29:54,866 WeII, you gonna invite us in or what? 576 00:29:55,038 --> 00:29:56,232 Um.... 577 00:29:56,406 --> 00:29:59,739 Come on, Christopher, I know you're throwing a party... 578 00:29:59,910 --> 00:30:01,571 ...and I ain't here to bust you, baby. 579 00:30:01,745 --> 00:30:07,877 Uh-uh. I'm here just to have a IittIe fun. 580 00:30:08,051 --> 00:30:09,575 Right. Heh. 581 00:30:09,753 --> 00:30:11,414 Come on in. The drinks are in the kitchen. 582 00:30:11,588 --> 00:30:12,885 You heIp yourseIf. 583 00:30:13,056 --> 00:30:15,490 Oh, I aIways do. 584 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:18,157 Excuse me. 585 00:30:18,362 --> 00:30:19,989 Excuse me. 586 00:30:24,401 --> 00:30:26,130 CHRIS: Oh, I'm sorry. 587 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,635 MAN: Watch your step. WOMAN: Wait for me. 588 00:31:07,411 --> 00:31:09,606 Now don't be bIocking my action tonight. 589 00:31:12,849 --> 00:31:15,181 Yo, yo, King Louis. 590 00:31:15,352 --> 00:31:16,944 PurpIe kush? 591 00:31:19,823 --> 00:31:21,347 Hey. Hey. 592 00:31:21,525 --> 00:31:24,050 Yo, yo, yo. Hey, hey, hey. 593 00:31:24,227 --> 00:31:25,489 -No. -Hey, whoa, whoa. 594 00:31:25,662 --> 00:31:27,027 -Excuse me, man. -You're excused. 595 00:31:27,197 --> 00:31:28,221 This Iiquor's off-Iimits. 596 00:31:28,432 --> 00:31:29,456 Damn. 597 00:31:33,503 --> 00:31:35,403 Yo, dog. Dog. Dog. 598 00:31:35,572 --> 00:31:38,541 There is a reaI Iive gnome outside. 599 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:42,474 What? Yo, who are aII these peopIe in my house? 600 00:31:42,646 --> 00:31:44,807 -I guess word got out. -Because you put it out. 601 00:31:44,981 --> 00:31:48,075 This is not what we taIked about. You were supposed to keep it under controI. 602 00:31:48,251 --> 00:31:49,878 There's gotta be peopIe here... 603 00:31:50,053 --> 00:31:52,351 ...so Keniston Scott couId see how we get them hopping. 604 00:31:52,522 --> 00:31:55,150 -You want him to see us rapping to crickets? -Okay. Right. Right. 605 00:31:55,325 --> 00:31:56,952 At Ieast get crowd controI or something. 606 00:31:57,127 --> 00:31:59,095 -Get somebody at the door. -AIready on it. 607 00:31:59,262 --> 00:32:01,423 Got my boy Pete guarding the goIden entrance. 608 00:32:01,598 --> 00:32:03,623 We aII good. 609 00:32:15,912 --> 00:32:18,278 Ain't you a IittIe oId for this party? 610 00:32:18,482 --> 00:32:20,109 I've got business here. 611 00:32:20,283 --> 00:32:23,719 WeII, get your ass in there. Take care of business. 612 00:32:26,223 --> 00:32:27,554 CaII ya 613 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,222 Can you hear me caII ya 614 00:32:36,266 --> 00:32:38,291 Can you hear me caII ya 615 00:32:41,505 --> 00:32:43,439 Can you hear me caII ya 616 00:32:52,516 --> 00:32:54,450 I thought you supposed to be watching the door. 617 00:32:54,618 --> 00:32:55,880 I am. 618 00:32:56,052 --> 00:32:58,077 You see any music executive types come through? 619 00:32:58,255 --> 00:33:01,019 -You know, a mover-shaker type? -Nah. 620 00:33:02,559 --> 00:33:04,527 Wait, actuaIIy-- 621 00:33:06,396 --> 00:33:07,420 Nope. 622 00:33:10,967 --> 00:33:12,832 Lookin'so fine In the cIub 623 00:33:13,036 --> 00:33:15,163 Everybody showin'me Iove 624 00:33:15,338 --> 00:33:17,499 Lookin'so fIy In the cIub 625 00:33:17,674 --> 00:33:19,608 Everybody showin'me Iove 626 00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:26,448 On top Iike the pop since noon 627 00:33:26,616 --> 00:33:28,277 I keep goin'out Like a house of baIIoons 628 00:33:28,451 --> 00:33:30,442 I swear, I'm a groom Hip to a Ioon 629 00:33:32,289 --> 00:33:33,688 Hey! 630 00:33:35,759 --> 00:33:38,125 I sweep her off her feet Now she caII me Mr. Broom 631 00:33:38,295 --> 00:33:40,786 Ha, see, first they said I wouIdn't make it 632 00:33:40,964 --> 00:33:43,956 same peopIe come around And don't say shit 633 00:33:44,134 --> 00:33:45,624 AUTUMN: Uh, Chris, what's wrong? 634 00:33:45,802 --> 00:33:47,531 Oh, nothing. 635 00:33:47,704 --> 00:33:50,298 You know. Except for my so-caIIed ''guests''... 636 00:33:50,473 --> 00:33:52,703 ...are Iighting fire bombs in my backyard... 637 00:33:52,876 --> 00:33:54,867 ...and destroying my parents' crib. 638 00:33:55,078 --> 00:33:57,239 Other than that, it's aII good. 639 00:33:57,414 --> 00:34:00,747 Heh. So I take it you didn't get permission to throw this party? 640 00:34:00,917 --> 00:34:04,375 Heh. To be honest with you, heII no. 641 00:34:06,723 --> 00:34:09,055 AUTUMN: Chris, I've watched you bust ass since grade schooI. 642 00:34:09,225 --> 00:34:12,854 -You reaIize, you deserve a party, right? -Maybe. 643 00:34:13,029 --> 00:34:14,758 Not maybe. You do. 644 00:34:15,699 --> 00:34:20,898 PIus, nothing has happened you can't cIean, so just caIm down, have some fun. 645 00:34:21,104 --> 00:34:23,038 Okay. 646 00:34:25,709 --> 00:34:28,974 Uh, where's Quentin? Thought y'aII were dancing. 647 00:34:29,145 --> 00:34:33,241 We were, but, uh, he vanished, as usuaI. 648 00:34:33,416 --> 00:34:36,681 Or he read the invite and Ieft. 649 00:34:36,853 --> 00:34:39,083 Because it specificaIIy said, ''Everybody's weIcome... 650 00:34:39,255 --> 00:34:41,086 ...except seriaI kiIIers, the waIking dead... 651 00:34:41,257 --> 00:34:43,748 ...and conceited jocks who don't know a great thing... 652 00:34:43,927 --> 00:34:45,827 ...when they have it.'' 653 00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:48,760 VICTORIA: WeII, heIIo, Mr. Chris. 654 00:34:50,133 --> 00:34:51,657 How's it hanging, baby? 655 00:34:51,835 --> 00:34:53,359 HaIf-mast? 656 00:34:53,536 --> 00:34:54,764 Or fuII staff? 657 00:34:55,872 --> 00:34:57,430 CHRIS: Mrs. Meyer. 658 00:34:57,641 --> 00:34:59,370 How about you meet my friend Autumn? 659 00:34:59,542 --> 00:35:00,566 Hey. 660 00:35:01,711 --> 00:35:04,111 Why don't you and I go hit that dance fIoor... 661 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,111 ...and get aII hot and sweaty together? 662 00:35:06,282 --> 00:35:08,716 Uh, you mind if I take a rain check on that one? 663 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,451 A rain check? 664 00:35:11,655 --> 00:35:13,452 That's cute. A rain check. 665 00:35:13,657 --> 00:35:15,591 Rain check. Mm-hm. 666 00:35:17,394 --> 00:35:20,625 Okay. I'II see you a IittIe Iater. 667 00:35:20,797 --> 00:35:22,424 Hmm. Ahem. 668 00:35:22,599 --> 00:35:24,624 Excuse me. Excuse me, baby. 669 00:35:24,801 --> 00:35:26,792 -It's getting a IittIe tight. -It is a IittIe tight. 670 00:35:26,970 --> 00:35:28,733 It's a IittIe tight up in here. Okay? 671 00:35:30,106 --> 00:35:31,869 That kind of tight. 672 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:34,408 AII right, Mrs. Meyer. 673 00:35:34,577 --> 00:35:35,908 That's the next door neighbor. 674 00:35:36,079 --> 00:35:38,309 Uh, apparentIy she's recentIy singIe. 675 00:35:38,481 --> 00:35:41,473 Uh, apparentIy she wants to jump your bones. 676 00:35:41,685 --> 00:35:43,983 -ReaIIy? You think so? -Yeah. 677 00:35:44,187 --> 00:35:45,211 Maybe just a IittIe. 678 00:35:46,690 --> 00:35:47,952 Wow. 679 00:35:48,124 --> 00:35:49,955 Wanna check out my graduation present? 680 00:35:50,126 --> 00:35:52,754 -Sure, yeah. -Come on. 681 00:35:59,302 --> 00:36:03,068 I get the keys when they get back tomorrow. Not bad, huh? 682 00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:07,335 Not bad? This car is the bomb dot com. 683 00:36:07,510 --> 00:36:09,137 So are you. 684 00:36:15,819 --> 00:36:17,480 - Come here. - : Me? 685 00:36:17,654 --> 00:36:19,315 Oh, reaIIy? 686 00:36:26,629 --> 00:36:28,028 You know I'm just pIaying, right? 687 00:36:29,566 --> 00:36:31,466 HeII, yeah. Ha, ha. 688 00:36:32,368 --> 00:36:34,802 No, I didn't reaIIy know that. 689 00:36:40,410 --> 00:36:42,071 So when she finaIIy stopped screaming... 690 00:36:42,245 --> 00:36:45,510 ...I said to her, ''I rang the doorbeII, didn't I?'' 691 00:36:58,128 --> 00:37:00,289 seems to me I'm Mr. Man on the bIock 692 00:37:00,463 --> 00:37:02,363 Get Iow, get Iow 693 00:37:02,532 --> 00:37:04,898 Let's go, Iet's go Dojo 694 00:37:05,068 --> 00:37:06,865 Get Iow, get Iow 695 00:37:07,036 --> 00:37:09,402 Let's go, Iet's go Dojo 696 00:37:09,572 --> 00:37:11,130 Get Iow, get Iow 697 00:37:11,307 --> 00:37:13,901 Let's go, Iet's go Dojo 698 00:37:14,077 --> 00:37:15,635 Get Iow, get Iow 699 00:37:15,812 --> 00:37:18,337 Let's go, Iet's go Dojo 700 00:37:18,515 --> 00:37:19,880 Get Iow, get Iow 701 00:37:20,049 --> 00:37:22,210 Let's go, Iet's go Dojo 702 00:37:22,385 --> 00:37:24,319 Get Iow, get Iow 703 00:37:24,487 --> 00:37:26,751 Let's go, Iet's go Dojo 704 00:37:26,923 --> 00:37:28,891 Look up, it's a bird It's a pIane 705 00:37:29,058 --> 00:37:31,322 The whoIe entire town's Going to hear me when I say 706 00:37:31,494 --> 00:37:33,257 I'm fIossy and I'm bossy I'm fIossy and I'm bossy 707 00:37:33,429 --> 00:37:35,590 I'm fIossy and I'm bossy Okay 708 00:37:35,799 --> 00:37:39,360 Tryin' to get a stack, baby CaII me green thumb 709 00:37:39,536 --> 00:37:41,868 Make, make, make it hot 710 00:37:42,038 --> 00:37:44,939 Make, make it hot Iike 711 00:37:45,108 --> 00:37:46,769 GirI, this is ourjam! 712 00:37:46,943 --> 00:37:49,036 Ooh. WouId you excuse me for one second? 713 00:37:49,212 --> 00:37:50,372 -Do your thing. -Okay. 714 00:37:50,547 --> 00:37:51,946 AII my girIs get behind me. 715 00:37:52,115 --> 00:37:54,174 GirIs over here, boys over there. 716 00:37:54,350 --> 00:37:57,114 MORGAN: Come on, Iet's go. Back up, girIs. 717 00:37:59,255 --> 00:38:01,086 Make it hot Iike 718 00:38:01,257 --> 00:38:03,122 Make it hot 719 00:38:03,326 --> 00:38:05,123 Make it hot Iike Make it hot 720 00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:08,525 Make it hot Make it hot Iike 721 00:38:16,906 --> 00:38:18,464 It's your chance, baby 722 00:38:18,641 --> 00:38:20,541 Let me see you dance, baby 723 00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:22,769 Let me see what you got I'm-a put you on the spot 724 00:38:22,946 --> 00:38:25,073 Better, better make it hot Make it hot Iike 725 00:38:25,248 --> 00:38:26,738 It's your chance, baby 726 00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:28,781 Let me see you dance, baby 727 00:38:28,952 --> 00:38:30,715 Let me see what you got I'm-a put you on the spot 728 00:38:30,887 --> 00:38:33,082 Better, better make it hot Make it hot Iike 729 00:38:35,725 --> 00:38:38,319 -That's the best y'aII got? -You got something better? 730 00:38:38,494 --> 00:38:40,462 -Yo, Iet's do it! -Back 'em up! 731 00:38:40,630 --> 00:38:42,257 Back 'em up! 732 00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:02,350 Make it hot 733 00:39:02,518 --> 00:39:03,883 Make it hot Iike 734 00:39:26,442 --> 00:39:28,103 What the fuck? 735 00:40:39,849 --> 00:40:41,612 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 736 00:40:41,784 --> 00:40:43,342 Those girIs are hot. 737 00:40:43,519 --> 00:40:45,680 Oh, heII to the no. Them skinny bitches? 738 00:40:45,855 --> 00:40:47,982 Shit. They ain't no what they doing. 739 00:41:03,773 --> 00:41:06,139 Yo, what's with you hijacking my jam, son? 740 00:41:06,309 --> 00:41:08,709 You done just stepped into some shit. 741 00:41:08,878 --> 00:41:10,641 Yo, what do you think I came down here for? 742 00:41:10,813 --> 00:41:15,750 To watch these peeps get bored to death with your buIIshit oId schooI? 743 00:41:15,918 --> 00:41:17,977 I took it because you didn't know what to do with it. 744 00:41:18,154 --> 00:41:23,490 Look, man, you don't ever, ever, ever, ever mix with a man's mix, boy. 745 00:41:23,659 --> 00:41:25,251 Are you crazy? What's wrong with you? 746 00:41:25,428 --> 00:41:27,919 CHRIS: Hey, yo, yo, yo. Tyson, Tyson. HoIyfieId. 747 00:41:28,097 --> 00:41:31,260 Yo. You're tripping, go back to your corners, man. 748 00:41:31,434 --> 00:41:33,425 Hardcap. 749 00:41:33,603 --> 00:41:36,094 I remember back in the day when we did some reaI dancing. 750 00:41:36,272 --> 00:41:38,172 You know, we did stuff Iike this, and the HustIe. 751 00:41:38,341 --> 00:41:41,333 We weren't aII over the fIoor Iike some skank hos. 752 00:41:45,681 --> 00:41:47,672 I'm DyIan. 753 00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:49,283 So gIad you made it. 754 00:41:49,452 --> 00:41:51,750 Yeah, Ioving me some oId schooI house party. 755 00:41:51,921 --> 00:41:54,014 Yo, Iet me teII Chris you're here, aII right? 756 00:41:54,190 --> 00:41:56,351 He'd Iove to meet you too. 757 00:42:03,299 --> 00:42:05,426 You aImost got it. 758 00:42:05,601 --> 00:42:07,626 QUENTIN: Chris. 759 00:42:07,804 --> 00:42:11,865 Aw, baby, that IittIe dance you and Morgan did was cute. 760 00:42:13,276 --> 00:42:15,141 You too, Stomp The Yard. 761 00:42:15,311 --> 00:42:19,145 But isn't aII that ''You Got Served'' pop-Iocking pIayed out? 762 00:42:19,315 --> 00:42:22,978 What are we watchin' here, FootIoose or FIashdance? 763 00:42:23,152 --> 00:42:25,814 As pIayed out as the medaIIion with your initiaIs on it? 764 00:42:25,988 --> 00:42:29,185 Or did the rest of your name faII off because it ain't reaIIy reaI pIatinum? 765 00:42:33,763 --> 00:42:39,065 Uh, this here is more reaI than anything you gonna get your hands on. 766 00:42:39,235 --> 00:42:42,068 It's time! Keniston Scott is here, we need to get on the mic! 767 00:42:42,238 --> 00:42:43,500 -Who? -The record exec. 768 00:42:43,673 --> 00:42:45,641 Oh, shit. 769 00:42:47,977 --> 00:42:50,241 Like a bomb went off In the middIe of the night 770 00:42:50,413 --> 00:42:52,881 It had me trippin' Jumped up out my bed for a peek 771 00:42:53,049 --> 00:42:55,483 I waIked over to my window But my knees feIt weak 772 00:43:00,356 --> 00:43:02,221 Yo, yo, don't trip. I got this. 773 00:43:02,391 --> 00:43:04,484 PIease don't teII me your board did not just go out. 774 00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:06,184 My board did not just go out, man. 775 00:43:06,362 --> 00:43:08,262 You're about to set off aII the smoke aIarms. 776 00:43:08,431 --> 00:43:09,591 BOOTYTIME: I got this. 777 00:43:09,765 --> 00:43:10,993 I got my amp in the car, man. 778 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:13,727 -AII right. Hardcap, you on. Go get it. -Ha! You done, son. 779 00:43:13,903 --> 00:43:15,097 Hardcap is on. 780 00:43:15,271 --> 00:43:16,329 -I'm sorry. -Chris. 781 00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:17,530 Hey. Hey, Chris! 782 00:43:18,141 --> 00:43:19,574 Chris! 783 00:43:19,742 --> 00:43:22,540 You're stiII gonna give me 50 doIIars for the night? 784 00:43:22,712 --> 00:43:23,770 Oh, my God. 785 00:43:23,946 --> 00:43:25,072 Dude, oh, my God. 786 00:43:28,918 --> 00:43:32,945 So we got a smaII technicaI issue but we're getting it fixed. 787 00:43:33,156 --> 00:43:34,953 -You in a rush? -Not particuIarIy. 788 00:43:35,158 --> 00:43:36,523 Okay, so you can hang? 789 00:43:36,692 --> 00:43:39,786 Because we reaIIy want you to see us do our thing. 790 00:43:39,962 --> 00:43:42,055 OnIy if I can get a drink in this pIace. 791 00:43:42,231 --> 00:43:43,721 I'II be right back. 792 00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:03,551 Twenty-five-year singIe maIt scotch. 793 00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,482 CHRIS: Excuse me. Excuse me. 794 00:44:06,956 --> 00:44:10,983 AII right. AII right, everybody, don't trip. The music wiII be back on in a second. 795 00:44:11,194 --> 00:44:14,425 -So everybody just, uh, mingIe or something. -Hey, Chris. Chris. 796 00:44:14,597 --> 00:44:17,088 -Yo, what's up. -Hey, you got some wire cutters? 797 00:44:17,266 --> 00:44:19,700 -Maybe, man, I might have to Iook. -AII right. PIease. 798 00:44:19,869 --> 00:44:23,032 -AII right. -Hey. About the sidekick. 799 00:44:23,206 --> 00:44:25,606 ReaIIy, Tom don't need Jerry. Batman don't need Robin. 800 00:44:28,244 --> 00:44:29,472 -Ooh. -What are you doing? 801 00:44:29,645 --> 00:44:32,011 I'm doing what the kids caII ''sexting.'' 802 00:44:32,215 --> 00:44:33,614 Kee Kee. 803 00:44:33,783 --> 00:44:36,343 You ever think about giving this whoIe thing up? 804 00:44:38,988 --> 00:44:40,683 Vict-- 805 00:44:40,856 --> 00:44:42,517 Victoria. 806 00:44:45,761 --> 00:44:47,820 HeIIo, Christopher, you got a second to taIk? 807 00:44:47,997 --> 00:44:50,022 Um, actuaIIy, I gotta get back downstairs. 808 00:44:50,199 --> 00:44:52,190 No, no, no, don't you go anywhere. 809 00:44:52,368 --> 00:44:53,630 Now, Christopher, Iisten. 810 00:44:53,803 --> 00:44:56,465 I know I'm just a IittIe bit oIder than you... 811 00:44:56,639 --> 00:44:59,335 ...and, weII, you've got aII those IittIe young girIs down there... 812 00:44:59,508 --> 00:45:01,271 ...just putting their IittIe cotton taiIs... 813 00:45:01,444 --> 00:45:05,312 ...aII up in your face, and that's what coIIege is for. 814 00:45:05,481 --> 00:45:08,507 Let's just say you and me go across the street back to my house... 815 00:45:08,684 --> 00:45:11,380 ...and Iet me break you off into a reaI man? 816 00:45:11,554 --> 00:45:13,385 Mrs. Meyer, actuaIIy, I gotta get downstairs. 817 00:45:13,556 --> 00:45:15,285 Stop it. Just stop it, stop it. 818 00:45:15,458 --> 00:45:16,686 -Ow. -Just wait a second. 819 00:45:16,859 --> 00:45:20,158 At Ieast Iook at what's being offered, baby. 820 00:45:20,329 --> 00:45:23,355 Oh. Those are, uh, insaneIy expIicit. 821 00:45:23,532 --> 00:45:24,556 -Uh.... -Ooh. 822 00:45:24,734 --> 00:45:26,201 Okay, I don't even know what that is. 823 00:45:27,270 --> 00:45:28,464 You don't know what that is? 824 00:45:30,473 --> 00:45:32,532 I Iove this. Let me teII you what it is. 825 00:46:27,897 --> 00:46:30,058 Hi. I'm Jerry. 826 00:46:30,232 --> 00:46:33,395 And I'm Precocious. 827 00:46:36,272 --> 00:46:38,103 Wanna go where it's a IittIe quieter and taIk? 828 00:46:38,274 --> 00:46:40,469 That sounds reaIIy nice, Jerry. 829 00:46:40,643 --> 00:46:42,668 -Yeah? -Yeah. 830 00:46:45,381 --> 00:46:46,939 Christopher, you cannot teII me... 831 00:46:47,116 --> 00:46:49,243 ...that you don't notice me noticing you noticing me... 832 00:46:49,418 --> 00:46:51,079 ...when I come out to get my morning paper. 833 00:46:51,253 --> 00:46:54,051 And you don't think I notice that big morning woody? 834 00:46:54,223 --> 00:46:55,315 Yeah, that big morning-- 835 00:46:55,491 --> 00:46:57,322 You don't think I wouId possibIy-- 836 00:46:57,493 --> 00:46:59,723 Whoa. Whoa. You ain't got no panties on. 837 00:46:59,895 --> 00:47:04,594 I know. And I'm so much wetter than that sock under your bed. 838 00:47:04,767 --> 00:47:05,893 How'd you know? 839 00:47:06,068 --> 00:47:07,330 Baby, I know everything. 840 00:47:07,503 --> 00:47:10,404 Miss Meyer, Miss Meyer! 841 00:47:10,573 --> 00:47:13,736 To the Ieft. To the Ieft, son. 842 00:47:13,909 --> 00:47:15,433 Whoo! Yes, yes. 843 00:47:15,611 --> 00:47:16,805 Yes. Oh, no. 844 00:47:16,979 --> 00:47:19,174 I was just Iooking for you. 845 00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:20,679 Um, news fIash. 846 00:47:20,883 --> 00:47:22,646 I'm not in her vagina. 847 00:47:22,818 --> 00:47:25,286 I wasn't in her vagina. 848 00:47:25,454 --> 00:47:27,945 Not yet! Ugh. 849 00:47:28,124 --> 00:47:29,853 CHRIS: I swear, it's not what it Iooks Iike. 850 00:47:30,025 --> 00:47:33,461 I don't have time to expIain because I gotta get on the mic. 851 00:47:33,629 --> 00:47:34,687 Do what you have to do. 852 00:47:34,897 --> 00:47:36,387 AII right. AII right. 853 00:47:40,703 --> 00:47:42,102 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 854 00:47:42,271 --> 00:47:46,708 You see, this is stiII my gig, these are stiII my speakers... 855 00:47:46,909 --> 00:47:49,002 ...so I'm stiII rocking this party. 856 00:47:49,178 --> 00:47:51,703 Sorry, dog. I'm the onIy one who works my board, man. 857 00:47:51,881 --> 00:47:54,406 Okay, that's cooI. Just, uh, unpIug your shit, homey. 858 00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:57,609 Go get your own speakers, and maybe you can rock this party. 859 00:47:57,787 --> 00:47:59,618 Oh, yeah? DYLAN: Whoa, gentIemen. 860 00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:02,485 We don't have time for this. Y'aII need to work this out. 861 00:48:02,658 --> 00:48:03,852 How we gonna do that? 862 00:48:04,026 --> 00:48:06,722 Look, y'aII are both DJs tonight. Y'aII gotta switch and take turns. 863 00:48:06,896 --> 00:48:08,955 Y'aII sharing equipment, y'aII gotta share time. 864 00:48:09,131 --> 00:48:11,122 Let's go. Come on, cue my track, Iet's go. 865 00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:12,733 Come on, Bootytime, you in it. 866 00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:14,698 AII right, aII right, aII right. 867 00:48:19,575 --> 00:48:21,304 Where are we going? 868 00:48:26,248 --> 00:48:29,308 Oh, do you want me to wait outside? 869 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:35,087 Shut up and kiss me, stud! 870 00:49:03,118 --> 00:49:04,847 Oh, damn, you're hot. 871 00:49:12,895 --> 00:49:16,888 Now you shut up and do what I say, IittIe man. 872 00:49:18,067 --> 00:49:19,796 Look what we've got here. 873 00:49:21,270 --> 00:49:23,795 -What's this? -It's bIue boner magic. 874 00:49:24,006 --> 00:49:26,907 Now chew it up and swaIIow me down! 875 00:49:29,011 --> 00:49:30,672 Oh, yeah. 876 00:49:32,715 --> 00:49:34,546 What's cracking up in here? 877 00:49:36,151 --> 00:49:38,051 Y'aII wanna see how it's done? 878 00:49:41,090 --> 00:49:43,422 CHRIS: Let's go, unh, unh 879 00:49:43,592 --> 00:49:46,390 I'm swaggeriffic supercaIifragaIistic 880 00:49:46,562 --> 00:49:48,154 Party with the baddest chicks 881 00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:50,298 It's a two-piece combo And a biscuit 882 00:49:50,466 --> 00:49:54,232 Unh, Chris reaIIy go H.A.M No imitation pork, no sPAM 883 00:49:54,403 --> 00:49:56,166 Try music Iike this Oh, damn 884 00:49:56,338 --> 00:49:58,306 Go, stupid girIs CIap your hands 885 00:49:59,341 --> 00:50:02,504 Haters gonna hate I just Iook the other way 886 00:50:02,678 --> 00:50:06,671 We got modeIs poppin'bottIes And I got the AIize 887 00:50:06,849 --> 00:50:08,441 What you know about money? 888 00:50:08,617 --> 00:50:10,278 I throw it in your face 889 00:50:10,452 --> 00:50:12,283 Let me know how it taste 890 00:50:12,454 --> 00:50:14,445 'Cause you Iookin'at a great 891 00:50:14,857 --> 00:50:15,915 PRECOCIOUS: SIap me. 892 00:50:16,091 --> 00:50:18,423 SIap me Iike a bass guitar. Oh, yeah. 893 00:50:18,594 --> 00:50:20,653 SIap that ass. Oh, yeah. SIap it some more. 894 00:50:20,829 --> 00:50:22,421 Whoo-hoo! 895 00:50:22,598 --> 00:50:24,361 Go in on it Drinks up 896 00:50:24,533 --> 00:50:26,398 Go in on it Drinks up 897 00:50:26,569 --> 00:50:28,298 Go in on it Drinks up 898 00:50:28,470 --> 00:50:30,233 Go in on it Drink up 899 00:50:32,408 --> 00:50:35,536 Come on, baby, you gotta pound! 900 00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:39,213 DJ Hardcap saIute 901 00:50:39,381 --> 00:50:42,908 One Iast thing I got to do Whack chain Q I'm watchin'you 902 00:50:43,085 --> 00:50:45,519 Then wink at your girI I got you, boo 903 00:50:45,688 --> 00:50:48,521 'Cause you treat her bad Dump him, Iet me be your man 904 00:50:49,825 --> 00:50:50,849 Q stands for Quit 905 00:50:52,428 --> 00:50:53,759 PRECOCIOUS: I'm gonna bust a nut. 906 00:50:54,997 --> 00:50:57,056 Here it comes! 907 00:50:57,232 --> 00:50:58,722 Oh! 908 00:50:58,901 --> 00:51:00,391 Get back! 909 00:51:21,123 --> 00:51:22,920 PRECOCIOUS: Oh, shit. 910 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:25,889 You took it aII. 911 00:51:26,061 --> 00:51:29,519 You pounded that pussy and beat it up. 912 00:51:29,698 --> 00:51:32,360 You rocked my worId, girI. 913 00:51:35,504 --> 00:51:38,769 She caved in the damn ceiIing. 914 00:51:38,941 --> 00:51:41,307 Oh, heII no. 915 00:52:00,062 --> 00:52:01,290 What the heII are you doing? 916 00:52:32,728 --> 00:52:36,129 Damn, the dance fIoor is jacked up. 917 00:52:36,298 --> 00:52:37,993 Yeah, I guess this party's over. 918 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,065 HARDCAP: Yeah. 919 00:52:40,235 --> 00:52:44,433 Yo, wait! Why don't we just take it to the back yard? 920 00:52:44,606 --> 00:52:47,666 Man, you ain't so dumb for a fake DJ. 921 00:52:47,843 --> 00:52:49,504 Let's take it to the yard! 922 00:52:49,712 --> 00:52:51,339 HARDCAP: Take it the yard, everybody! 923 00:53:06,795 --> 00:53:08,854 Whoa, gIad you're stiII here, man. 924 00:53:09,031 --> 00:53:11,329 Hey, DyIan! What up, partner? 925 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:12,967 PIumbing probIems, you know? 926 00:53:13,135 --> 00:53:16,866 -Anyway, this is my partner on the mic, Chris. -Chris. 927 00:53:17,039 --> 00:53:19,439 -Nice to meet you, man. Thanks for coming. -Nice to meet you. 928 00:53:19,608 --> 00:53:23,066 -Sorry about aII this. -At Ieast you got some scotch out of the deaI. 929 00:53:23,245 --> 00:53:25,543 Finest Iibation these Iips have ever experienced. 930 00:53:26,982 --> 00:53:29,712 So, um, what'd you think? Of our performance? 931 00:53:29,885 --> 00:53:32,877 I mean, despite everything. You can be honest with us. 932 00:53:33,055 --> 00:53:37,151 WeII, untiI the shit hit the fan, I say you guys did a damn good job. 933 00:53:37,326 --> 00:53:39,157 Great, in fact. 934 00:53:39,328 --> 00:53:41,228 Me and Chris, we write the Iyrics together... 935 00:53:41,396 --> 00:53:44,160 ...but he's the featured rapper, I basicaIIy just back him up. 936 00:53:44,333 --> 00:53:47,302 But, you know, I Iay down aII the beats, you know, produce it. 937 00:53:47,469 --> 00:53:49,027 So we both know our roIes here. 938 00:53:49,204 --> 00:53:51,900 So, uh, you saying we both have a shot at a record deaI? 939 00:53:52,074 --> 00:53:53,405 Better than a shot. 940 00:53:53,575 --> 00:53:56,305 I'm gonna go on record right now and say it is going to happen. 941 00:53:56,478 --> 00:53:57,502 -AII right! -Whoo! 942 00:53:57,679 --> 00:53:59,146 -Now we're taIking! -Yeah! 943 00:53:59,314 --> 00:54:00,576 -This is amazing! -This is crazy. 944 00:54:00,749 --> 00:54:04,150 AII right, uh, so how does this work? Do we do it here or do we fIy to New York? 945 00:54:04,319 --> 00:54:06,879 You know, sign it there? What's up? 946 00:54:07,055 --> 00:54:10,183 -What you taIking about, WiIIis? -How does it normaIIy work with the IabeI? 947 00:54:11,393 --> 00:54:14,885 -What IabeI? -Uh, Kickpower Records? 948 00:54:15,063 --> 00:54:16,928 You know, your IabeI. 949 00:54:21,703 --> 00:54:25,036 You are Keniston Scott, right? 950 00:54:25,207 --> 00:54:26,765 I'm Gary. The Iimo driver. 951 00:54:28,911 --> 00:54:30,071 Limo-- 952 00:54:30,245 --> 00:54:31,610 -Limo driver? GARY: Man, I brought-- 953 00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:33,304 I brought those kids there, man. 954 00:54:34,316 --> 00:54:35,943 WOMAN: Whoo! 955 00:54:36,118 --> 00:54:40,054 So why did you pretend Iike you were some big shot record executive? 956 00:54:40,222 --> 00:54:42,053 Look, man, I just came in for a drink. 957 00:54:42,224 --> 00:54:44,021 I never said I was anybody. 958 00:54:44,193 --> 00:54:47,094 If there was some misunderstanding, I'm sorry. 959 00:54:47,262 --> 00:54:50,356 He's got my scotch, dog. Did you even ask his name? 960 00:54:50,532 --> 00:54:53,262 I saw the suit, he had the attitude, I just thought.... 961 00:54:53,435 --> 00:54:55,596 You thought you knew what a record executive Iooks Iike? 962 00:54:55,771 --> 00:54:58,035 Did you even GoogIe him? 963 00:54:58,207 --> 00:55:00,971 GARY: Look, guys, this seems Iike an honest mistake. 964 00:55:01,143 --> 00:55:04,010 But what you guys did up there, that was inspiring. 965 00:55:05,981 --> 00:55:07,915 Look, I might not be in the business... 966 00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:11,211 ...but I wiII give you some advice: give up your dreams... 967 00:55:11,386 --> 00:55:14,651 ...you end up in a bIack suit driving a Iimo. 968 00:55:14,857 --> 00:55:15,983 BeIieve it. 969 00:55:17,926 --> 00:55:19,359 Thanks. 970 00:55:38,180 --> 00:55:39,477 HARDCAP: Whoo-hoo! 971 00:55:39,648 --> 00:55:41,172 I got them moving again with my set. 972 00:55:41,350 --> 00:55:45,081 No, because it was my set got the party jumping at first. 973 00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:47,381 Whatever, DJ Duct Tape. 974 00:55:55,430 --> 00:55:58,263 Ready to go back to the party? 975 00:55:58,433 --> 00:56:00,492 I can't go back down there. 976 00:56:00,669 --> 00:56:02,899 They aII hate me. 977 00:56:06,408 --> 00:56:08,535 You're reaIIy beautifuI. 978 00:56:47,049 --> 00:56:49,244 Whoo! Precocious! 979 00:56:49,451 --> 00:56:53,410 ALL: Precocious! Precocious! 980 00:57:27,923 --> 00:57:31,450 Just pIay the music Get sound together 981 00:57:31,626 --> 00:57:33,423 Friday night And the cIub is packed 982 00:57:35,731 --> 00:57:37,494 WOMAN: Yeah, yeah. Dip it Iow, dip it Iow. 983 00:57:38,567 --> 00:57:41,229 Yeah, yeah. Dip it Iow, dip it Iow. 984 00:57:41,403 --> 00:57:44,236 Yo, it's a shame, uh, you can't reaIIy mix on the fIy. 985 00:57:44,406 --> 00:57:47,603 Because we couId have had a serious battIe to see who's best. 986 00:57:47,776 --> 00:57:49,641 What? You wanna battIe? 987 00:57:51,313 --> 00:57:53,247 Like-- Like you and me? 988 00:57:53,415 --> 00:57:56,782 Yo, wouIdn't be a battIe. It'd be an ass whooping. You know that. 989 00:57:56,952 --> 00:57:59,716 AII right, you said it. Let's do it. 990 00:57:59,888 --> 00:58:01,253 Age before beauty, son. 991 00:58:02,791 --> 00:58:06,283 That's a great Iine, but, um, I'm younger than you, idiot. 992 00:58:09,331 --> 00:58:10,923 Oh, okay. 993 00:58:11,099 --> 00:58:14,000 But prepare to get served on the ones and twos, homey. 994 00:58:14,169 --> 00:58:15,329 Bring it. 995 00:58:23,612 --> 00:58:25,409 Man, that sounds Iike shoes in a dryer. 996 00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:27,070 AIways hating, man. 997 00:58:27,249 --> 00:58:30,082 See, I keep it unfamiIiar. A IittIe of what we grew up to... 998 00:58:30,252 --> 00:58:32,015 ...but mostIy what we growing into. 999 00:58:32,187 --> 00:58:34,018 Check this out. 1000 00:58:34,189 --> 00:58:35,952 Oh. Ooh. 1001 00:58:42,964 --> 00:58:44,829 BOOTYTIME: That's cooI and aII, that's cute. 1002 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,729 Uh, but check this out, bro. 1003 00:58:57,612 --> 00:58:58,943 Hey, hey 1004 00:59:01,116 --> 00:59:02,708 Hey, hey 1005 00:59:04,853 --> 00:59:06,081 Hey, hey 1006 00:59:09,524 --> 00:59:11,389 Jump it, you need it I know you feeI it 1007 00:59:11,593 --> 00:59:14,289 Like you wanna stay six in the morning 1008 00:59:14,463 --> 00:59:17,227 No one yawning We no go away 1009 00:59:17,399 --> 00:59:20,891 Everybody dancing, prancing Wind it every way 1010 00:59:21,103 --> 00:59:24,834 so get somebody, move And go to the earIy day 1011 00:59:55,203 --> 00:59:58,570 Party peopIe, Iookin'fIy Put your hands up to the sky 1012 00:59:58,740 --> 01:00:02,369 Party peopIe, Iookin'fIy Put your hands up to the sky 1013 01:00:02,544 --> 01:00:04,341 Put your hands Up to the sky 1014 01:00:04,513 --> 01:00:06,276 Put your hands Up to the sky 1015 01:01:54,256 --> 01:01:56,486 Whoo, we bIew this thing up. 1016 01:01:56,658 --> 01:01:57,886 For reaIs. 1017 01:01:58,059 --> 01:02:00,459 Yo, okay, I gotta admit, that was mad cooI. 1018 01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:03,063 Those were some sick fades, yo. 1019 01:02:03,265 --> 01:02:05,563 You know, we couId do this again, and you know what? 1020 01:02:05,767 --> 01:02:07,325 I think peeps'd Iike it. 1021 01:02:09,137 --> 01:02:11,867 You mean, Iike a producing team or something? 1022 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,632 Maybe. 1023 01:02:13,808 --> 01:02:16,709 You wiIIing to ease up on the pre-mix a IittIe bit? 1024 01:02:16,878 --> 01:02:18,709 Let things happen at the right time? 1025 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,678 AII right. You wiIIing to ease up on the oId schooI? 1026 01:02:22,917 --> 01:02:25,477 -CaII us Bootytime and Hardcap. -Oh, whoa. 1027 01:02:25,654 --> 01:02:28,555 Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's Hardcap and Bootytime. 1028 01:02:28,723 --> 01:02:30,418 Don't think I didn't notice that Iast fade. 1029 01:02:30,592 --> 01:02:32,059 It was far from smooth. 1030 01:02:32,227 --> 01:02:35,094 You know what it's caIIed? It's caIIed human. HeII, yeah. 1031 01:02:36,398 --> 01:02:39,060 AII right, so you can keep working on mine. 1032 01:03:03,725 --> 01:03:05,249 Let's dance. 1033 01:03:06,328 --> 01:03:08,125 I'm not reaIIy in the mood. 1034 01:03:08,330 --> 01:03:10,161 WeII, I am. Let's go. 1035 01:03:49,070 --> 01:03:53,530 I beIieve the young Iady is winning the war. Or what do you caII her? ''The piece of shit.'' 1036 01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:57,144 Oh, the war ain't over yet, baby. 1037 01:03:57,312 --> 01:03:59,746 You see these girIs? 1038 01:03:59,914 --> 01:04:01,404 They got speciaI powers. 1039 01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:03,073 Back up, watch this. 1040 01:04:15,263 --> 01:04:18,391 VICTORIA: Move out of the way. Go get you something to eat, bitch. 1041 01:04:18,566 --> 01:04:22,502 HeIIo, Christopher. How you doing? 1042 01:04:22,670 --> 01:04:24,695 May I have this dance? 1043 01:04:24,873 --> 01:04:27,933 -What's the matter with you? VICTORIA: Oh, come on, dance with me. 1044 01:04:28,109 --> 01:04:29,337 No, no. Right over here. 1045 01:04:29,511 --> 01:04:31,706 Uh-uh. Autumn's gone. I'm here, baby. 1046 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,280 -PIease. -Now, now, Iisten, Christopher. 1047 01:04:34,449 --> 01:04:36,212 When are we gonna taIk about bofa? 1048 01:04:36,384 --> 01:04:37,874 -Bofa? -Mm-hm. 1049 01:04:38,052 --> 01:04:39,679 -Bofa these nuts. CHRIS: Oh! 1050 01:04:39,854 --> 01:04:41,515 VICTORIA: Yeah, baby. 1051 01:04:41,689 --> 01:04:43,020 Oh, come on, you know you Iike it. 1052 01:04:43,191 --> 01:04:45,421 Yeah, baby. Stop fighting, stop fighting. 1053 01:04:47,962 --> 01:04:49,623 Oh, so you Iike it on the fIoor. 1054 01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:53,894 CHRIS: Hey. No, no. No! -Come on, cowboy, Iet me ride you! 1055 01:04:54,068 --> 01:04:55,228 Put your head up in here. 1056 01:04:55,437 --> 01:04:56,734 CROWD: Oh! 1057 01:04:58,540 --> 01:05:00,440 ReIax. Whoo! 1058 01:05:00,608 --> 01:05:02,906 Yes, Lord, yes. 1059 01:05:03,077 --> 01:05:05,204 Whoo! 1060 01:05:06,247 --> 01:05:10,343 Man, uh, I underestimated your boy Chris. 1061 01:05:10,518 --> 01:05:11,917 The man does enjoy his cougars. 1062 01:05:12,086 --> 01:05:13,178 VICTORIA: Get up in there. 1063 01:05:13,354 --> 01:05:17,415 Don't Ieave one unturned! No! 1064 01:05:17,592 --> 01:05:19,719 Oh, so you wanna stay on the fIoor? 1065 01:05:19,894 --> 01:05:21,759 -Okay. I got something for you. -No, no, no. 1066 01:05:21,963 --> 01:05:23,624 Listen, baby, do you know how wet I get... 1067 01:05:23,798 --> 01:05:26,164 ...when I see you in the morning, I'm going to get my paper? 1068 01:05:26,334 --> 01:05:29,394 Oh, you make we wetter than a puppy in a downpour. 1069 01:05:29,571 --> 01:05:31,596 She about to get in on that Johnson, Johnson! 1070 01:05:31,773 --> 01:05:33,764 -Just Iay back, it'II be cooI! -HeIp me. 1071 01:05:33,975 --> 01:05:35,340 I'm-a heIp you. 1072 01:05:35,510 --> 01:05:36,943 -I'm-a heIp you. -No, no, no. No, no. 1073 01:05:37,111 --> 01:05:38,601 -Victoria, pIease. -PIease! 1074 01:05:38,780 --> 01:05:40,509 Oh, I'm gonna pIease you. 1075 01:05:49,123 --> 01:05:51,250 VICTORIA: Ow. CHRIS: Oh. 1076 01:05:56,130 --> 01:06:01,295 WeII, Iooks Iike somebody needs a drink now. 1077 01:06:01,503 --> 01:06:03,767 Thank you for the dance, Christopher. 1078 01:06:03,938 --> 01:06:06,873 Somebody get me a drink. 1079 01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:09,703 He's aII yours, Twiggy. 1080 01:06:13,948 --> 01:06:18,408 AII right, everybody, ain't nothing to see here. 1081 01:06:18,586 --> 01:06:20,645 -Looks Iike you're having fun. -ReaIIy? 1082 01:06:20,822 --> 01:06:23,416 You caII getting attacked by a wiIdebeest, fun? 1083 01:06:23,591 --> 01:06:26,082 -Autumn. -Yo, she get her mouth around the tip? 1084 01:06:26,261 --> 01:06:27,592 She get her mouth around the tip? 1085 01:06:27,762 --> 01:06:29,787 -No! What are you taIking about? -Not even a taste? 1086 01:06:29,964 --> 01:06:33,127 No! DyI-- DyIan. DyIan. 1087 01:06:33,301 --> 01:06:35,269 You can take your stupid chain back. 1088 01:06:35,436 --> 01:06:37,597 -What did you say to me? -Let go of me, Quentin. 1089 01:06:37,772 --> 01:06:39,501 -Quit being such a bitch. -You're hurting me. 1090 01:06:39,674 --> 01:06:41,164 -Let go. CHRIS: Yo. 1091 01:06:41,342 --> 01:06:43,810 -Mind your business. Step off. -This is my house, it is my business. 1092 01:06:43,978 --> 01:06:45,445 Been bird-dogging my girI aII night. 1093 01:06:45,613 --> 01:06:47,843 -Step off, punk. -Yo, get out my house. 1094 01:06:48,016 --> 01:06:50,075 And I don't remember inviting Chris Brown. 1095 01:06:50,251 --> 01:06:52,242 Come on with it. You gonna get this ass-whooping... 1096 01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:55,253 -...you been earning since third grade. -I was thinking the same thing. 1097 01:06:55,423 --> 01:06:57,118 QUENTIN: Come on, Iet's go. 1098 01:06:57,292 --> 01:06:59,157 -Take it to him, Chris. -Don't do this. 1099 01:07:00,161 --> 01:07:01,185 Oh. 1100 01:07:02,497 --> 01:07:03,862 DYLAN: Get him, Chris. 1101 01:07:04,065 --> 01:07:05,999 Stick and move, baby. Mayweather in the house. 1102 01:07:06,167 --> 01:07:07,828 Come on, IittIe Chris, come on. 1103 01:07:08,002 --> 01:07:10,197 Ha, ha. That's aII you got? 1104 01:07:10,371 --> 01:07:13,465 Uh-uh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1105 01:07:15,577 --> 01:07:17,772 Oh, okay. 1106 01:07:17,946 --> 01:07:20,380 Come on. Come on. 1107 01:07:20,582 --> 01:07:22,846 That's my homey. That's my homey. 1108 01:07:23,985 --> 01:07:25,247 DYLAN: Get him, Chris. 1109 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,555 CROWD: Oh! -Oh, damn. 1110 01:07:34,729 --> 01:07:36,890 ToId you, punk! Yo, Autumn, Iet's go. 1111 01:07:37,065 --> 01:07:38,362 -We Ieaving right now. -Screw you. 1112 01:07:38,533 --> 01:07:40,194 QUENTIN: What? -Screw you. 1113 01:07:40,368 --> 01:07:43,860 You want this boIogna pony? You can have him. 1114 01:07:44,038 --> 01:07:45,437 I'II caII one of my other bitches. 1115 01:07:49,911 --> 01:07:51,071 This party's whack. 1116 01:07:51,245 --> 01:07:53,110 Later for y'aII. 1117 01:07:57,251 --> 01:07:59,742 Oh, heII no. Who threw that? 1118 01:08:04,525 --> 01:08:07,494 Oh, I swear. Argh! 1119 01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:33,182 What on earth moved you to speak at the reception? 1120 01:08:33,354 --> 01:08:35,447 Come on, Mimi, peopIe do speak at funeraIs. 1121 01:08:35,657 --> 01:08:37,522 Yeah, but, you got up there... 1122 01:08:37,692 --> 01:08:40,627 ...and said ''Don't bIame God. BIame the hump.'' 1123 01:08:41,796 --> 01:08:45,755 Yes. I was trying to offer comfort. You saw her in that casket. 1124 01:08:45,933 --> 01:08:48,458 Look-- Looked Iike she was trying to reach out after everybody... 1125 01:08:48,636 --> 01:08:51,104 ...with that hump hoIding her up, just-- Grr. 1126 01:08:51,272 --> 01:08:53,706 HonestIy, they probabIy shouId've cremated her. 1127 01:08:53,875 --> 01:08:56,309 You know your Aunt Coot, huh? 1128 01:08:56,477 --> 01:08:58,445 You think that hump wouId burn? 1129 01:08:58,613 --> 01:09:01,548 I'm sorry, I know it's your famiIy, but that was freakish. 1130 01:09:01,716 --> 01:09:03,240 I mean, you saw her in that casket... 1131 01:09:03,418 --> 01:09:06,478 ...just stiII sIowIy rocking back and forth on that hump. 1132 01:09:06,654 --> 01:09:07,678 That was scary. 1133 01:09:07,855 --> 01:09:09,982 Kids were screaming, ''CIose the casket!'' 1134 01:09:10,191 --> 01:09:11,488 They couIdn't cIose the casket. 1135 01:09:11,693 --> 01:09:13,627 She had a big oId hump. 1136 01:09:14,996 --> 01:09:17,328 DYLAN: Yo, move away from the Iight. 1137 01:09:17,498 --> 01:09:19,489 Stay away from the Iight. 1138 01:09:22,336 --> 01:09:23,803 You okay, Rocky? 1139 01:09:23,971 --> 01:09:25,233 More Iike ApoIIo Creed. 1140 01:09:25,406 --> 01:09:28,341 -Yo, what'd he hit me with? A pipe? -That'd be his fist, bro. 1141 01:09:28,976 --> 01:09:31,001 He way too big for you. Come on. 1142 01:09:32,613 --> 01:09:34,774 Maybe it wasn't the smartest thing, taking on a monster. 1143 01:09:34,949 --> 01:09:37,315 Letting you taIk me into this party wasn't either. 1144 01:09:37,485 --> 01:09:40,147 Oh, so now it's my fauIt you got knocked the heII out? 1145 01:09:49,163 --> 01:09:50,960 Look at my crib, bro. 1146 01:09:51,132 --> 01:09:52,156 Look at it. 1147 01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:53,857 Shit's broken! 1148 01:09:54,035 --> 01:09:55,593 The good booze is gone. 1149 01:09:55,770 --> 01:09:58,330 The fIoor is destroyed. Now there's a hoIe in my ceiIing... 1150 01:09:58,506 --> 01:10:00,804 ...and the toiIet's sitting in the Iiving room! 1151 01:10:00,975 --> 01:10:02,272 You did me wrong, partner. 1152 01:10:02,443 --> 01:10:04,035 HoId up. 1153 01:10:04,245 --> 01:10:06,338 We made this decision together. 1154 01:10:06,514 --> 01:10:10,382 No. You made this decision and guiIted me into going aIong. 1155 01:10:11,152 --> 01:10:13,279 GuiIted you? 1156 01:10:13,454 --> 01:10:16,719 Don't-- Don't you see? The second you're done with tonight you're done with me. 1157 01:10:16,891 --> 01:10:18,222 Come on, that's buIIshit. 1158 01:10:18,392 --> 01:10:21,225 You don't think I know why you went aIong with aII this? 1159 01:10:21,395 --> 01:10:23,556 You feeI sorry for me, don't you? 1160 01:10:26,367 --> 01:10:27,891 Damn. 1161 01:10:28,903 --> 01:10:29,927 It's true. 1162 01:10:31,038 --> 01:10:33,632 So Iet's just caII this what it reaIIy was then. 1163 01:10:33,808 --> 01:10:36,902 A going-away present from a coIIege-bound winner to a neighborhood Ioser. 1164 01:10:37,078 --> 01:10:39,638 I even heard your father say it, and you didn't say shit about it. 1165 01:10:39,814 --> 01:10:42,248 I do what I aIways do when it comes to you, DyIan. 1166 01:10:42,984 --> 01:10:46,317 I suck it up because you're my best friend, DyIan. 1167 01:10:46,487 --> 01:10:51,322 But, damn, best friend onIy gets you so far, man. 1168 01:10:53,828 --> 01:10:57,355 -Truth is, you're just seIfish, dude. -You know what? You're just scared. 1169 01:10:57,532 --> 01:10:58,931 I'm scared? 1170 01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:00,692 Think you might not make it as a rapper... 1171 01:11:00,868 --> 01:11:03,336 ...so you act Iike you don't want it, but that's punk ass shit. 1172 01:11:03,504 --> 01:11:06,735 What eIse do you want, man? I got new responsibiIities. 1173 01:11:07,608 --> 01:11:10,736 Look, one of these days, bro, you're gonna have to grow up. 1174 01:11:10,912 --> 01:11:14,040 Because if you ain't noticed, we ain't kids no more. 1175 01:11:18,519 --> 01:11:21,079 Look, man, Iook-- 1176 01:11:22,857 --> 01:11:25,121 -Go, DyIan. -Yo, whatever, dude. 1177 01:11:35,069 --> 01:11:37,264 You were so mean to him. 1178 01:11:37,438 --> 01:11:40,635 He's stiII your best friend, Chris. 1179 01:11:40,842 --> 01:11:43,902 I know. I know. 1180 01:11:46,247 --> 01:11:48,442 I'm gonna caII him Iater or something. 1181 01:11:48,616 --> 01:11:49,640 Okay. 1182 01:11:50,985 --> 01:11:52,976 WeII, thanks for standing up for me. 1183 01:11:53,154 --> 01:11:55,179 That was some crazy ass heroics. 1184 01:11:56,791 --> 01:11:58,258 But why'd you do it? 1185 01:12:00,862 --> 01:12:06,494 Heh. You know, uh, I sat behind you in second grade... 1186 01:12:06,667 --> 01:12:11,104 ...and, uh, ever since then, I known exactIy what I wanted. 1187 01:12:11,272 --> 01:12:12,762 WeII, why didn't you ever ask me out? 1188 01:12:12,940 --> 01:12:15,272 What if you rejected me? 1189 01:12:32,493 --> 01:12:34,688 Oh, my bad, Chris. 1190 01:12:39,467 --> 01:12:40,798 What? 1191 01:12:43,738 --> 01:12:45,831 That's it! AII right. Everybody, the heII out! 1192 01:12:55,182 --> 01:12:56,513 Drive safe. 1193 01:12:56,684 --> 01:12:58,481 Did you see what happened? 1194 01:12:58,653 --> 01:13:02,054 I guess these oId bones just don't attract anybody no more. 1195 01:13:02,223 --> 01:13:04,054 Guess that makes me an oId fooI. 1196 01:13:04,225 --> 01:13:07,661 That is where you're wrong. 1197 01:13:07,828 --> 01:13:09,989 -You've been waiting for Chris? -Heh. 1198 01:13:10,164 --> 01:13:12,860 Guess what. I've been waiting for you. 1199 01:13:13,734 --> 01:13:15,565 Through aII those years of your bad marriage... 1200 01:13:15,736 --> 01:13:19,797 ...you think I just stuck around out of friendship? 1201 01:13:19,974 --> 01:13:22,499 Let's go back to your pIace and taIk about it. 1202 01:13:22,677 --> 01:13:24,167 Kee Kee, baby. 1203 01:13:24,345 --> 01:13:25,744 Tracey! 1204 01:13:33,254 --> 01:13:35,381 Oh, I feeI so aIive. 1205 01:13:35,556 --> 01:13:37,683 Let's go. Let's go. 1206 01:13:39,393 --> 01:13:41,020 Damn. 1207 01:13:53,374 --> 01:13:55,433 WILLARD: Best house party ever. 1208 01:13:55,609 --> 01:13:56,633 CHRIS: ChiII out. 1209 01:13:56,811 --> 01:13:58,039 -Everybody. -Thanks. 1210 01:13:58,212 --> 01:14:00,043 AII right, man. Yeah. 1211 01:14:00,214 --> 01:14:01,772 Drive safe. 1212 01:14:01,983 --> 01:14:03,541 EspeciaIIy you. 1213 01:14:05,786 --> 01:14:09,222 WOMAN 1: I wouId have rode that driver's baId head. 1214 01:14:09,390 --> 01:14:12,689 Come on. Whoo! 1215 01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:15,590 WOMAN 2: I Iove you! I Iove you! 1216 01:14:19,934 --> 01:14:21,697 Wow. 1217 01:14:21,869 --> 01:14:24,599 Yo, Chris. 1218 01:14:24,772 --> 01:14:26,637 You want us to heIp you cIean up this shit-hoIe? 1219 01:14:26,807 --> 01:14:30,208 We got aII our gear packed up, but we can hang for a whiIe. 1220 01:14:30,378 --> 01:14:31,936 Thanks, man, but unIess you think... 1221 01:14:32,113 --> 01:14:34,946 ...you got enough CIorox sheets and duct tape to fix it.... 1222 01:14:35,116 --> 01:14:36,583 What you think? 1223 01:14:38,152 --> 01:14:41,144 Nah. But you throw anotherjam, hoIIer at your boy... 1224 01:14:41,322 --> 01:14:43,586 ...I'II bring my junior partner, we'II bIow it up for you. 1225 01:14:43,758 --> 01:14:46,886 Yo, Iater, Chris. Yo, what you mean, ''junior partner''? 1226 01:14:52,733 --> 01:14:53,757 Where's Morgan? 1227 01:14:53,934 --> 01:14:56,664 I think she Ieft with DyIan. 1228 01:14:56,837 --> 01:14:59,499 Mind if I stay with you for a IittIe whiIe? 1229 01:14:59,673 --> 01:15:02,836 If this is some kind of suicide watch, don't worry. 1230 01:15:03,044 --> 01:15:06,605 I gotta stay aIive Iong enough for my parents to kiII me anyway. 1231 01:15:06,781 --> 01:15:07,805 Right. 1232 01:15:07,982 --> 01:15:10,473 But, uh, I don't reaIIy feeI Iike being aIone. 1233 01:15:10,651 --> 01:15:13,279 So, yeah, I'd appreciate it. 1234 01:15:13,692 --> 01:15:15,353 Okay. 1235 01:15:20,132 --> 01:15:21,759 Baby, sometimes I honestIy-- 1236 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:24,095 I have a hard time reading you. 1237 01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:28,468 Okay, honestIy, me and you... 1238 01:15:28,641 --> 01:15:31,235 ...have you ever faked an orgasm? 1239 01:15:35,181 --> 01:15:36,273 No. 1240 01:15:36,449 --> 01:15:38,007 Okay, see, that's what I thought. 1241 01:15:38,184 --> 01:15:41,278 Because I come from Iove-making stock. You know, we Johnsons. 1242 01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:43,285 My name is Johnson. 1243 01:15:43,456 --> 01:15:44,923 I mean, the name says it aII. 1244 01:15:48,094 --> 01:15:50,619 My daddy, Richard Johnson. 1245 01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:52,855 His uncIe was Harry Johnson. 1246 01:15:53,032 --> 01:15:55,967 I mean, it's in the famiIy-- My name, MeIvin, that's from my ancestry. 1247 01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:57,159 I'm a Hausa. 1248 01:15:58,537 --> 01:15:59,629 The Hausa Ianguage. 1249 01:15:59,805 --> 01:16:02,899 ''MeIvin'' in Hausa means ''massive.'' 1250 01:16:03,075 --> 01:16:04,542 Massive Johnson. 1251 01:16:04,710 --> 01:16:07,406 For years in coIIege, I was known as Massive Johnson. 1252 01:16:09,081 --> 01:16:12,983 M-A-S-S, I use that as a first name, ''Ive'' as my middIe name. 1253 01:16:13,185 --> 01:16:15,050 I was just Massive Johnson. 1254 01:16:15,221 --> 01:16:18,213 We're the originaI Iove-makers of Africa. 1255 01:16:18,390 --> 01:16:22,622 PeopIe wouId come around the African camp to Iearn how to make Iove from my peopIe. 1256 01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:32,770 DYLAN: Get up, bro. 1257 01:16:36,509 --> 01:16:37,976 What are you doing? 1258 01:16:38,144 --> 01:16:40,942 CIeaning up the mess I made, man. 1259 01:16:41,113 --> 01:16:42,580 I toId you aIready, there's no point. 1260 01:16:42,748 --> 01:16:45,478 Oh, yeah? Don't be so sure about that. 1261 01:16:47,586 --> 01:16:48,610 Come on in. 1262 01:16:48,787 --> 01:16:50,687 MORGAN: Let's go. -Let's go. Let's go. 1263 01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:53,290 Come on, I got four maids for the basic cIeaning. 1264 01:16:53,459 --> 01:16:54,858 Yo, come on, hurry up. 1265 01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:59,259 I got a coupIe pIumbers to instaII a new toiIet and carpenters to fix that hoIe in the ceiIing. 1266 01:16:59,431 --> 01:17:02,992 And IastIy, top sheIf booze to fiII the cabinet. 1267 01:17:03,169 --> 01:17:04,966 Your pops won't even know it went dry. 1268 01:17:05,137 --> 01:17:06,502 Yo, I can't beIieve this. 1269 01:17:06,672 --> 01:17:08,367 But how we gonna pay for aII this, though? 1270 01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:11,374 It's aII good. I soId my car. 1271 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:15,538 You soId your car? 1272 01:17:18,484 --> 01:17:20,042 You was right, bro. 1273 01:17:20,252 --> 01:17:21,276 I used you tonight. 1274 01:17:21,453 --> 01:17:22,852 And that's messed up. 1275 01:17:25,357 --> 01:17:26,688 I'm not even a good rapper. 1276 01:17:26,859 --> 01:17:29,191 Don't-- Don't taIk Iike that, bro. 1277 01:17:29,361 --> 01:17:30,385 SeriousIy. 1278 01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:35,466 I mean, you produced aII the tracks, you hustIed the connects. 1279 01:17:35,634 --> 01:17:38,660 You don't need me to make you a success, bro... 1280 01:17:38,837 --> 01:17:41,567 ...because you make you a success. 1281 01:17:41,774 --> 01:17:44,140 You were right about one other thing too, man. 1282 01:17:44,310 --> 01:17:47,040 I am afraid to faiI. 1283 01:17:47,213 --> 01:17:50,546 I mean, without you, bro, I probabIy wouIdn't have taken any risk at aII. 1284 01:17:52,818 --> 01:17:54,012 Maybe we both messed up. 1285 01:17:55,588 --> 01:17:57,749 But we threw one crazy ass party, huh? 1286 01:17:59,124 --> 01:18:00,386 Come on. 1287 01:18:00,559 --> 01:18:01,924 Great. 1288 01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:04,255 Okay, so teII me the truth. 1289 01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:06,660 Are you the one who convinced him to seII his car? 1290 01:18:06,832 --> 01:18:08,265 I'II never teII. 1291 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,027 What you doing? 1292 01:18:44,436 --> 01:18:45,926 I'm just imagining the possibiIities. 1293 01:18:47,206 --> 01:18:48,605 I see. 1294 01:18:51,543 --> 01:18:52,567 Get in the back seat. 1295 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,539 -Back...? -Mm-hm. Yeah. 1296 01:19:12,798 --> 01:19:13,958 AUTUMN: Is that your phone? 1297 01:19:14,133 --> 01:19:17,660 Uh, don't stop. Don't worry. 1298 01:19:26,812 --> 01:19:28,677 There you go, baby, here are the keys. 1299 01:19:28,881 --> 01:19:33,511 Oh, I just wanna curI up in my bed and sIeep. 1300 01:19:33,686 --> 01:19:36,177 Yeah, me too. After we.... Heh. You know what I'm saying? 1301 01:19:36,388 --> 01:19:38,356 Yeah, uh-huh, we'II see about aII that. 1302 01:19:38,524 --> 01:19:39,752 Oh, yeah, we wiII see. 1303 01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:47,256 You can taIk aII you want to, but you are a woman in troubIe. 1304 01:19:47,433 --> 01:19:49,492 You don't know what's gonna happen up in the bedroom. 1305 01:19:49,668 --> 01:19:51,636 Uh-huh. Promises, promises. 1306 01:19:51,804 --> 01:19:54,102 You can scream aII you want, but I cannot hear you. 1307 01:19:54,273 --> 01:19:55,604 CaII 911 now. 1308 01:19:55,774 --> 01:19:58,299 -Aah! Baby. -It was the neighbor. 1309 01:19:58,477 --> 01:19:59,842 MIMI: You are so naughty. 1310 01:20:02,448 --> 01:20:05,645 Oh, my God. 1311 01:20:05,818 --> 01:20:07,718 I don't beIieve it. 1312 01:20:09,421 --> 01:20:11,048 Damn! 1313 01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:12,554 It's cIeaner than we Ieft it. 1314 01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:14,317 Oh, that's my boy, baby. My boy did this. 1315 01:20:14,493 --> 01:20:16,927 Not your boy, that's my boy. 1316 01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:20,562 -I'm gonna check upstairs. -Oh, you do that. 1317 01:20:22,267 --> 01:20:24,132 Huh. Yeah. 1318 01:20:34,947 --> 01:20:36,312 DYLAN: Come on. 1319 01:20:48,961 --> 01:20:49,985 MELVIN: Chris. 1320 01:20:50,162 --> 01:20:52,528 Oh, um, uh.... 1321 01:20:56,068 --> 01:20:59,003 Hi, Mr. Johnson. 1322 01:20:59,171 --> 01:21:01,366 CHRIS: Uh, Pops, uh.... 1323 01:21:04,209 --> 01:21:08,202 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 1324 01:21:13,786 --> 01:21:16,277 What did I teII you about having girIs in the house? 1325 01:21:16,488 --> 01:21:18,456 You're Iucky it was me and not your mother. 1326 01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:19,750 I know. 1327 01:21:27,499 --> 01:21:28,796 You DyIan? 1328 01:21:29,001 --> 01:21:31,196 Yeah, that's me. 1329 01:21:31,370 --> 01:21:32,928 Can I heIp you? 1330 01:21:33,105 --> 01:21:35,699 I'm Keniston Scott from Kickpower Records. 1331 01:21:37,209 --> 01:21:38,608 You missed a great party. 1332 01:21:38,777 --> 01:21:41,712 Yeah, but I saw the best part. 1333 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:43,609 Rapping ToiIet Porn. 1334 01:21:50,722 --> 01:21:52,280 CHRIS: DJ Hardcap saIute 1335 01:21:52,458 --> 01:21:54,187 One Iast thing I got to do 1336 01:21:54,359 --> 01:21:55,951 Whack chain Q I'm watchin'you 1337 01:21:56,128 --> 01:21:58,858 Then wink at your girI I got you, boo 1338 01:21:59,031 --> 01:22:02,091 'Cause you treat her bad Dump him, Iet me be your man 1339 01:22:02,901 --> 01:22:06,428 Q stands for Quit I don't ever fIush but I am the sh-- 1340 01:22:06,605 --> 01:22:07,663 BOY: Get back! 1341 01:22:10,275 --> 01:22:12,470 You've had eight miIIion views in Iess than 12 hours. 1342 01:22:12,644 --> 01:22:14,168 Huh? 1343 01:22:17,616 --> 01:22:18,844 MIMI: MeIvin! 1344 01:22:19,051 --> 01:22:20,746 MELVIN: Just don't teII your mom, okay? 1345 01:22:20,919 --> 01:22:24,650 Oh, hey. Uh-oh. What's going on, baby? 1346 01:22:24,823 --> 01:22:27,257 I just saw our house... 1347 01:22:27,426 --> 01:22:31,920 ...compIeteIy destroyed in a video onIine. 1348 01:22:32,097 --> 01:22:35,498 You've got a Iot of expIaining to do, young man. 1349 01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:37,294 DYLAN: We famous, dog! 1350 01:22:37,469 --> 01:22:40,302 Yo, that record exec from Kickpower Records... 1351 01:22:40,472 --> 01:22:41,769 ...he saw Rapping ToiIet Porn. 1352 01:22:41,940 --> 01:22:43,100 -He Ioved it! -What? 1353 01:22:43,275 --> 01:22:46,369 How much ecstasy did this boy do Iast night? 1354 01:22:48,514 --> 01:22:49,811 How much? 1355 01:22:49,982 --> 01:22:52,212 CHRIS: So, uh, you reaIIy Iiked our rap Iast night? 1356 01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:53,908 -I Ioved it. -Wow. 1357 01:22:54,086 --> 01:22:55,781 KENISTON: If marketing is the name of this game... 1358 01:22:55,954 --> 01:22:57,922 ...you two have created something money can't buy: 1359 01:22:58,090 --> 01:23:02,151 -A viraI audience. -What does that mean exactIy? 1360 01:23:02,327 --> 01:23:04,795 KENISTON: It means you have made a name for yourseIves... 1361 01:23:04,963 --> 01:23:08,421 ...and you've got the skiIIs and the taIent to back it up. 1362 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:11,296 So, gentIemen, on behaIf of Kickpower Records... 1363 01:23:11,470 --> 01:23:13,938 ...I'd Iike to offer you a deveIopment contract. 1364 01:23:14,706 --> 01:23:17,539 I want you in New York in two weeks to meet the heads of the IabeI... 1365 01:23:17,709 --> 01:23:19,006 ...start working in the studio... 1366 01:23:19,177 --> 01:23:21,907 ...and Iet us start capitaIizing on aII that pubIicity. 1367 01:23:22,114 --> 01:23:23,411 What do you say? 1368 01:23:23,615 --> 01:23:25,412 I say, heII yes! 1369 01:23:25,617 --> 01:23:27,175 Uh.... 1370 01:23:29,988 --> 01:23:31,922 Moms, uh, Pops... 1371 01:23:33,325 --> 01:23:35,020 ...I reaIIy want this. 1372 01:23:35,193 --> 01:23:38,458 But, you know, not if you guys are not behind me. 1373 01:23:40,532 --> 01:23:43,092 And I'm stiII going to coIIege, right on scheduIe. 1374 01:23:43,268 --> 01:23:46,431 I promise. I've never broken any promises to you guys. 1375 01:23:46,638 --> 01:23:51,098 Oh, okay, so that wasn't our toiIet we saw scattered aII over the internet... 1376 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:52,937 ...with a big girI humping the--? 1377 01:23:53,145 --> 01:23:55,272 CHRIS: Okay, that one time. But, Pops, I promise-- 1378 01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:57,244 Your father and I need a taIk. 1379 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:08,051 WeII, this is pretty suspensefuI. 1380 01:24:08,226 --> 01:24:10,160 Who you teIIing? 1381 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:23,271 MIMI: Okay, you want our opinion? 1382 01:24:24,409 --> 01:24:26,570 -This is what we think: -Give me that contract. 1383 01:24:31,683 --> 01:24:33,446 I'II Iet our Iawyer take a Iook at it. 1384 01:24:33,619 --> 01:24:36,486 BOTH: Yeah! Whoo! 1385 01:24:38,390 --> 01:24:41,826 Son, you're a-- You're a grown man now, son. 1386 01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:44,724 Despite you doing that footsy dance with your best friend. 1387 01:24:44,896 --> 01:24:46,454 Ha, ha. I'm kidding, son. 1388 01:24:46,632 --> 01:24:49,328 It's time for you to start making your own decisions. 1389 01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:51,969 Here you go, that's for you. Oh, Chris, hoId on. 1390 01:24:52,137 --> 01:24:55,231 And this, uh-- This is for you. 1391 01:24:55,407 --> 01:24:56,999 -Wow. MELVIN: Ha, ha. 1392 01:24:57,209 --> 01:24:59,700 My boy is going to New York in styIe. 1393 01:25:01,079 --> 01:25:02,842 Yeah. Oh, what you Iooking at? 1394 01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:05,279 Oh, this is our boy. Yes. 1395 01:25:05,450 --> 01:25:08,078 The one with the coIIege, the babe, the car... 1396 01:25:08,253 --> 01:25:10,448 ...and the record deaI. 1397 01:25:11,123 --> 01:25:13,591 I've aIways Iiked you AustraIians. 1398 01:25:13,759 --> 01:25:14,885 I'm from London. 1399 01:25:15,460 --> 01:25:16,654 Oh. 1400 01:25:16,828 --> 01:25:19,490 Did you know there's a London in AustraIia? 1401 01:25:19,665 --> 01:25:20,825 That's what he said. 1402 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,566 Give me some of that. 1403 01:25:25,971 --> 01:25:27,598 Okay. AII right. 1404 01:25:44,289 --> 01:25:47,281 Son, I'm so proud of you I couId just bust. 1405 01:25:47,459 --> 01:25:49,051 Come on. 1406 01:25:49,494 --> 01:25:50,961 Whoo. 1407 01:25:51,129 --> 01:25:53,359 I'II miss you, Mom. 1408 01:25:53,532 --> 01:25:55,557 Go on before your mama start crying. 1409 01:25:57,235 --> 01:25:58,259 Hey, fooI. 1410 01:25:58,437 --> 01:26:00,200 Take care of that fooI! 1411 01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:03,567 WouIdn't be here without you. 1412 01:26:03,775 --> 01:26:05,140 No shit. 1413 01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:09,304 Chris, caII me! 1414 01:26:09,481 --> 01:26:11,073 CaII me now! 1415 01:26:13,151 --> 01:26:14,812 Bye-bye. 1416 01:26:14,986 --> 01:26:17,420 Oh, boy. Why don't we go upstairs... 1417 01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:19,580 ...and see if we can break another toiIet? 1418 01:26:22,594 --> 01:26:24,255 CHRIS: Whoo! 1419 01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:26,192 AUTUMN: Hey. 1420 01:26:26,364 --> 01:26:29,527 DYLAN: Get ready to go to DyIan Town. I mean, uh.... 1421 01:26:32,237 --> 01:26:33,363 CHRIS: What's up? What's up? 1422 01:26:33,538 --> 01:26:34,562 MORGAN: Hey. 1423 01:26:36,007 --> 01:26:38,066 CHRIS: How you feeIing, Iove? AUTUMN: Good. 1424 01:26:40,712 --> 01:26:42,612 It's on. 1425 01:26:45,050 --> 01:26:47,314 ALL: Whoo-hoo! 1426 01:27:55,787 --> 01:27:57,254 DOOBIE: I got your purpIe urpIe... 1427 01:27:57,422 --> 01:28:01,756 ...white RoIexes, bIue doIphins, maII E, purpIe pterodactyIs... 1428 01:28:01,927 --> 01:28:05,829 ...red Ieprechauns, pink PIayboys, bIack market AdviI. 1429 01:28:05,997 --> 01:28:07,191 Anything you need, reaIIy. 1430 01:28:07,399 --> 01:28:09,924 You guys don't reaIize how Iucky you are. 1431 01:28:10,101 --> 01:28:11,500 The founders of this IabeI-- 1432 01:28:11,670 --> 01:28:15,128 ActuaIIy, the hottest producers in the business, took time away from their worId tour... 1433 01:28:15,307 --> 01:28:17,673 ...to produce your first singIe. 1434 01:28:22,948 --> 01:28:26,941 WeII, good Iuck. You'II need it. 1435 01:28:27,953 --> 01:28:29,682 Let's do it, man. 1436 01:28:29,855 --> 01:28:31,220 Thanks, Doobie. 1437 01:28:38,463 --> 01:28:41,193 PRESIDENT K: Bass right there in that spot, you wanna pIay it again. 1438 01:28:41,366 --> 01:28:43,061 PRESIDENT P: I think we need some boom bap. 1439 01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:44,327 Give me that boom bap. 1440 01:28:44,502 --> 01:28:47,369 PRESIDENT K: What are you taIking about? The boom bap era is over. 1441 01:28:47,539 --> 01:28:49,473 You have to drop the bass there and pIay it again. 1442 01:28:50,842 --> 01:28:52,275 What? What? What? 1443 01:28:53,211 --> 01:28:56,112 Oh, that's right. Hey, uh, Chris and Ryan, right? 1444 01:28:57,215 --> 01:28:58,705 -DyIan. -Yeah. 1445 01:28:58,884 --> 01:29:00,476 Yeah, whatever. 1446 01:29:00,652 --> 01:29:02,643 Yo, man, they don't Iook Iike such a big deaI to me. 1447 01:29:02,821 --> 01:29:04,413 PRESIDENT P: Not much to Iook at, true... 1448 01:29:04,589 --> 01:29:07,581 ...but they kind of remind me of two other cIueIess guys... 1449 01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:11,752 ...who used to be just Iike them. 1450 01:29:11,963 --> 01:29:13,760 -ReaIIy? -Mm-hm. 1451 01:29:13,965 --> 01:29:16,593 Oh, weII, I guess you gotta start somewhere. 1452 01:29:16,768 --> 01:29:17,792 Mm-hm. 1453 01:29:17,969 --> 01:29:21,530 GentIemen, pick yourjaws up off the fIoor, it's time to get busy. Let's do this. 1454 01:29:21,706 --> 01:29:23,697 Remember, pressure is a priviIege. 1455 01:29:23,875 --> 01:29:25,103 PRESIDENT K: What? 1456 01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:28,576 Man, never mind here what Confucius is trying to say. 1457 01:29:28,747 --> 01:29:31,648 After we finish carving this turkey up, we're gonna caII our peopIes... 1458 01:29:31,816 --> 01:29:35,513 ...we gonna get together and show y'aII what a reaI house party's supposed to be, you hear me? 1459 01:29:35,687 --> 01:29:38,554 -You feeI me? PRESIDENT P: Yeah. 1460 01:29:38,723 --> 01:29:41,624 -I heard y'aII was doing our dance. -We kiII it, Iet me show you. 1461 01:29:45,263 --> 01:29:46,287 Don't do that no more. 1462 01:29:46,464 --> 01:29:48,227 -Don't do that no more. -No more. No more. 1463 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:49,890 Uh-uh. 1464 01:30:12,524 --> 01:30:15,516 Spread it out and Iet it meIt down your chin, bitches. 110618