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Man! Ain't nothing better than Two Thousand
Maniacs! I tell you. Right, Cigrit?
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You damn right, Floyd.
That Herschell Gordon Lewis. Genius.
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He started it all.
That man, he could take a crap on a plate
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and I would sit down with some popcorn
and watch it.
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Mmm-hmm. He was like
the Frank DiCaprio of his time.
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He started it all. There wouldn't be
none of them movies, would they?
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- The Chainsaw Massacre...
- That was all him.
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- We saw the original right here.
- Right here.
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Yeah. Y'all gotta watch it.
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Tune in next week.
Tell them why they gotta tune in next week.
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Next week? Blacula.
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Oh, man. When you are right,
you are so gosh-dang right, Cigrit.
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They are gonna be so scared,
their pants will be full of urine cakes.
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That's what gonna happen.
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Tune in, 'cause this
is the best dang show you got here.
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And it's the only show you got here.
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- Tune in, or I'll shoot you dead!
- I've seen him do it.
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Yes, siree!
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You all better tune inand watch the Trailer Park of Terror.
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Pretty girl.
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Today's the day, babe.
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You come work for Miss China.
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Give Asian massage.
Pretty girl make big money!
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- Well, hey, Norma!
- Hey, kiddo.
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Hey, Freddie.
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- You ain't leaving me, are you?
- I wouldn't leave you.
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Where you slinking off to like that,
pretty girl?
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I don't recall giving you permission.
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I don't answer to you.
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- What's it matter to you, anyway?
- Hell, girl.
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It don't matter a damn.
I was just curious, that's all.
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Aaron's coming here.
We're going to a school dance.
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- Aaron?
- Stop it.
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Oh, now. Lookee here!
Lookee here, y'all!
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- Look at that, baby. Yeah.
- Stop it. Give me that.
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- He's here for me.
- Sure he is.
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- Marv...
- Boys like that don't come
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to places like this for
girls like you, Norma.
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They come for something else.
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And I was just figuring
on letting him know...
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Get out of my way!
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How sweet you are
behind that pretty little dress of yours!
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You ain't never gonna lay a hand on me
ever again. You understand?
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- What's wrong?
- Stop it.
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You ain't never getting away
from us, girl!
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Well, you looking like a bitch in heat.
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Y'all can shove that possum right up
your ass and be happy you're still alive.
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You don't fucking talk to me like that.
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I smell fresh meat!
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- Norma, you ain't leaving us, are you?
- No, honey, I'll see you later.
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But it's our business so you mind your own.
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Well, here come Norma, so hot and sweet.
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She's looking just like a dog in heat.
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I bet that bitch can turn a crank.
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And make a dead man come
like a Sherman tank.
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Hi.
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Hi, Aaron.
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- These are for you.
- Thank you.
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I prefer roses.
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What the hell do you think
you're doing, Roach?
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Me and Aaron here
are just getting acquainted.
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Just ignore him. He don't know
no better, just like the rest of them.
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Hell, ain't you just like the rest of us,
candy pants?
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No. I'm not.
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Hell, Norma, you got us under your skin.
You ought to know that by now.
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- Let's get outta here.
- Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, hey, now.
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Let's mind our manners.
We ain't got acquainted with your fianc�.
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Marv, leave us the fuck alone.
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We gotta make sure his intentions are pure.
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We was watching out for you. Your
rich daddy buy you this sweet ride, boy?
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Get outta the way, Stank.
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- Roach, give me those keys.
- Look what I got!
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You are a rich boy, ain't you?
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No. I bought it on my own.
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Yeah, not everybody's
a worthless shit-ass like you!
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Did you hear that, Marv?
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We got ourselves an achiever on our hands.
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Well, well. An achiever.
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- Goddamn world-beater.
- Leave him alone!
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I'm just talking to Big Bank Hank here.
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Figure I might wanna hire him
to be part of the team.
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You could use an apprentice,
couldn't ya, Stank?
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- You cannot find good help these days.
- That's right.
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You need good help,
and you gonna need some money
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to keep up with sweet cheeks here.
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- Don't touch her!
- Don't touch me, Marv!
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I'm gonna tell you something else.
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You gonna need some skill and experience.
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- The kind that a man has, not a boy.
- We're just going to a dance.
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- Just going to a dance.
- It's gonna be a hell of a long dance...
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- Put it back!
- Leave him alone!
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- Hey, mister!
- You listen to me and you listen good!
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I'm gonna give you
a little marital advice, buddy.
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Don't be expecting on your honeymoon,
when you dive deep into that well,
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to look for pure water,
'cause I done primed that pump already.
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- And it's...
- You're a lying son of a bitch!
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- Hell, yeah! Boy, be a hero!
- He is an achiever! God damn!
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- Let's see how big a one he is!
- Aaron!
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Hell, Stank,
never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
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Fuck you, Roach.
You know I didn't mean to.
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No, no. Aaron! Aaron!
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Oh, my God.
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You pack of murdering
faggot bastards!
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Fuck you! Fuck you! Huh, Marv?
No, don't you even look at me!
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You want to touch me? You...
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Baby, I'm sorry.
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All I ever wanted... All I ever wanted was
for somebody to love me for me! For me!
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Not the fucking whore that you think I am!
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Get me outta this fucking hellhole!
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You can all go straight to hell!
You're gonna all go straight to hell!
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Howdy.
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You don't look so good.
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I said you don't look so good, honey.
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Do I know you?
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No, you don't. But I know you.
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Everybody around here does.
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You're Norma, the trailer-park queen.
Least, that's what all the boys say.
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- Get out of my way!
- You see, a girl like you
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grows up with nothing,
probably ain't gonna be nothing.
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- It's just the natural order of things.
- What do you know?
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A lot. I know a lot.
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I been around a long time, and I've seen a lot
of things. And it ain't your fault, child.
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Yeah? Well, whose fault is it then?
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It's their fault.
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There's people holding you down,
kicking you,
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keeping you on their level,
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taking away everything you ever had
and everything you ever wanted.
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How do you know about that?
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Listen to me. Do you want to get even
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with everybody, with this shit,
with the world?
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If you want to get even,
you gotta start now.
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You see, I always say,
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
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Or one that's been shit on all her life.
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You know, the weaker ones among us
would have you believe
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that violence never pays.
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I am not one of those people.
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I say therein lies salvation
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and eternal gratitude.
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Now, do we have a deal?
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We have a deal.
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Norma.
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No! No!
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Let's all get outta here now!
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Born into this life,
thought I was free.
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But they held on like demons.
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Never let me be.
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So come to me, Satan.
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Come take me, please.
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I've lived, I'm done.
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I'm tired as can be.
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All right, people, let's go.
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Make it quick.
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Jesus!
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Hey, y'all.
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My name is Bridget, and I'm a quitter.
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No. Actually, I guess,
I never quit anything in my life.
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That's why Mommy and Daddy
sent me to Jesus camp.
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- Fuck you, Alex.
- I was abused as a kid.
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So that means I can do whatever I want
and just shit on everybody else.
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- No, you don't know anything about me.
- Oh, yeah. That's right, Goth bitch.
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Like I don't know you turned to a liar
to save your own ass!
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But then I guess God just decided
I needed another challenge.
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Thank you, God.
Thou shalt be teamed with a...
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- What do you fucking want?
- Do you ever take a break,
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- or are you always like this?
- I can take care of myself, okay, Michael?
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- I'm always like this.
- Yeah. You don't think it's sad?
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I'll tell you what, computer boy.
If I smacked your geek head to the ground,
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and then kicked your fucking face in
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until your whole goddamn queer body
stopped moving,
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- that would be sad.
- Yeah.
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Hey, that's enough!
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Amber, you got something
you wanna add to the conversation?
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Respect, people!
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- Stop staring at my ass, Jason.
- No, I wasn't.
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I don't know anything about your ass.
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Whoa, whoa! Yo, Twinkie.
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Haven't you noticed in the time
you've been here that, that one's taken?
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- Hey, people!
- You got that?
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- Yeah.
- Bathroom, soda, snacks.
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Hey, hey. Hey!
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Get inside. We gotta get back on that bus.
There's a storm coming. Come on.
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Officer. How are you?
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- Just running hauls up in Cincinnati...
- Yeah.
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I don't know why
he wanted to take that run.
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Please be advised,
a line of severe thunderstorms are moving
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across middle Tennessee,
northern Alabama and Georgia.
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These storms are associated with strong
upper-level cold pressure systems...
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Vertical Trinity. What's that about?
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Dragging us up to the mountains
and trying to save our souls.
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Something like that.
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Hope you plan
on buying those snacks, son.
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Yes, ma'am, he does.
Hey, pay the lady.
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A severe storm warning
for the Tri-State area.
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Travelers are well advised to seek shelter.
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This is a dangerous storm
accompanied by heavy rain, high winds
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and a strong possibility of tornadoes.
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We are now getting reports of flooding
and landslides on Highway 24,
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and the highway patrol has closed
the route until further notice.
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Just great.
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Travelers, please be advised,
a line of severe thunderstorms
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are moving across middle Tennessee,
northern Alabama and Georgia.
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That's some bunch of hell raisers
you got there, mister.
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They're not as tough
as they like to pretend.
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Nothing a good crack upside the head
wouldn't straighten out, huh?
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No, no. At Vertical Trinity, we don't
believe violence is appropriate discipline.
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These are decent kids, they really are. They
just need a little guidance, that's all.
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I think what he's trying to say
is that we're fuck-ups.
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Language?
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Start rounding up the others for me,
will you please, Bridget?
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We're all about faith intervention.
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By challenging these kids' limitations
and negative self-images,
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we show them there's nothing they can't do
without faith and God's help.
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Tell you what, while you keep on believing,
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how about you reach in your wallet
and count me out the 20 bucks
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for the porno rags your
little angel lifted?
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- They're really not bad kids.
- Yeah, and sometimes when I
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turn my head just a certain direction,
I kinda think I look like Julia Roberts.
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That ain't really worth a whole hell of a
lot in the rest of the world now, is it?
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I guess not. Let's see here.
I think I can take this bypass here.
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- You ain't serious?
- Why wouldn't I be?
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That there road's hell in a storm.
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And it ain't even real good
in the broad daylight, neither.
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- He ain't from around here, is he?
- About 8 miles, the road comes to a "T,"
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you wanna take a left,
and that'll take you up to the bypass.
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All right, hey! You two got about
10 seconds to finish up before we gotta go.
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A full five more than you need, right,
minute man?
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- Excuse you, Goth whore.
- Well, there's no excuse for you.
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Hey, let's get a move on, troops...
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- You know you want this.
- Yeah. Like leprosy.
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I got her! Hey, Tiff!
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Hey, Tiff. Hey! What are you...
232
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:24,905
Do you know
what I had to do to get this?
233
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,500
I think I have an idea.
234
00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,738
I finally get some shit,
and you dump it all over the ground?
235
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:32,078
Jesus, Tiffany. Did you not get
anything out of this past week?
236
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,676
Yeah. A serious crave.
237
00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:37,427
But thanks for helping me with that, mom.
238
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,981
You know what? The bus is leaving.
Let's go. Come on.
239
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,092
- Now.
- Fuck!
240
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,888
- Now.
- Man!
241
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,092
Jesus, this sucks!
242
00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:00,431
Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it.
243
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:15,412
Hey, yo, Pastor. We there yet?
244
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:25,226
For real, though. I just wanted to
thank you for this past week, man.
245
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,356
It was enlightening.
246
00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:34,129
No, really.
I think you worked miracles, man.
247
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,041
In fact, you got a whole bus full of them.
248
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:41,544
But, no, seriously, though. I'm seeing
big changes, Pastor. Big changes.
249
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:43,807
I mean, take my man Michael here.
250
00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:48,677
I mean, I think the dude's
actually starting to notice girls. Yeah.
251
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:53,182
Tiffany, I think she's just gonna
stick to smoking dope now,
252
00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:56,090
instead of scoring the
hard shit all the time.
253
00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:01,692
Jason, he's laughing, man,
'cause he knows he's changed.
254
00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:06,667
He's downgraded his shoplifting
just to soft-core porn now.
255
00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:11,441
Which is good, 'cause the amount he
whacks off, he'll be blind within a year.
256
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:18,507
And my girl Bridget, yo, her days
of five guys all at once, they're done.
257
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,709
She's just strictly
a threesome kinda girl now.
258
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:28,521
Man. Her days of telling tall tales about
her messed-up childhood? Done. No more!
259
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,160
Take my old girl Amber.
260
00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,464
I guess there's just some people
you can't save, you know what I mean?
261
00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,730
- You know what, Alex? This is a process...
- Look out!
262
00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:05,061
Jesus Christ.
263
00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:10,226
Everybody all right? Anybody hurt?
264
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,836
My head. My...
265
00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:19,404
- Oh, fuck!
- Anybody have a signal?
266
00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:24,447
- Looks like a dead zone.
- Nothing.
267
00:26:28,486 --> 00:26:30,920
- There's no keys, nothing!
- Oh, God.
268
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,255
- I don't get it.
- Who leaves a truck
269
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,693
- in the middle of the damn road?
- It's fucking weird, if you ask me.
270
00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:42,163
Yeah, it is fucking weird. I guess we'll
bow to your expertise in that department.
271
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,235
- Fuck you!
- Hey, there's a sign!
272
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,464
- What?
- "Trailer park." Let's go check it out.
273
00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:48,869
- Dude, look at the sign!
- What?
274
00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:51,408
- The thing is probably long gone by now.
- Let's go. Follow me. Come on.
275
00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:53,739
- No!
- Oh, yeah. That's a great idea.
276
00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:57,804
We're stranded in a thunderstorm,
everybody head for the trailer park.
277
00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,941
There won't be any freaks there.
278
00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:03,179
But if there are,
at least we have the Lord on our side.
279
00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:06,818
Hey, don't you think
someone should stay with the bus?
280
00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:12,823
Bridget, wait up.
281
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,167
Come on, baby. Catch up.
282
00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:26,973
- Hey, there's a light!
- Hurry up.
283
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,949
I cannot believe
someone actually lives here.
284
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,585
Come on, guys.
285
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:49,692
Come on, let's get out of the rain now.
You two. Hey, come on.
286
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,505
Hello?
287
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,266
Anybody home?
288
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:01,445
Hello?
289
00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:04,148
Hello?
290
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:08,917
We've had an accident.
We just need a phone.
291
00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:13,889
Oh, ma'am.
Ma'am, we didn't mean to barge in, ma'am.
292
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:16,256
A man in my home.
293
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,964
- This is really awkward.
- And me still putting my face on.
294
00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,934
Children? Goodness, children!
295
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,265
Oh, where are my frigging manners?
Come on in.
296
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:31,035
Sit! Sit. Sit, sit, sit!
297
00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,474
Okay, I'm just gonna put my face on.
I'll be right back.
298
00:28:33,578 --> 00:28:38,072
- If we could just use the phone.
- Phone? Why would I have a phone?
299
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,079
I still think somebody should have
stayed with the bus.
300
00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,590
Let's just relax.
This woman might be able to help us.
301
00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:51,251
How is she going to help us
if she doesn't have a phone?
302
00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:53,023
Maybe she has a car.
303
00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:56,191
Yeah. Maybe she's got a private jet
out back on blocks, too.
304
00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:58,030
Alex, that's not helpful.
305
00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:00,764
Maybe she got some ponies
we can all ride, one for each of us.
306
00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:03,102
- Wouldn't that be fun?
- That would be nice.
307
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,806
Oh, shit!
308
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:12,213
- Those are some fucking ponies.
- Alex. Stop it.
309
00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:17,154
Sweet tea?
310
00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:19,112
You didn't have to do that for us.
Thank you.
311
00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:22,523
Oh, it's nothing. Come on.
312
00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,322
- Thank you.
- Oh, you're welcome.
313
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,330
- Thank you.
- Precious, precious darlings.
314
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,432
Thank you.
315
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:30,795
- I'm Norma.
- I'm Pastor Lewis.
316
00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:36,306
We had a little accident up there in the rain.
We're with the Vertical Trinity Ministries.
317
00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:39,742
- That's nice.
- This is swell and all,
318
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:42,972
but I think we should be
getting back to our bus.
319
00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:52,245
Let me know if you all want yours
a little harder.
320
00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:55,982
- This better?
- Yeah.
321
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:00,793
- Look, ma'am...
- Norma, darling.
322
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:04,357
- We could really use some help.
- If y'all are looking for help,
323
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,096
you came to the right place.
324
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:10,804
- Jesus!
- Great.
325
00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:14,569
- Now, just calm down.
- Hold on.
326
00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:16,680
This always happens. Don't worry about it.
327
00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:19,875
It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be okay, Tiffany, all right?
328
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,078
- It's gonna be fine.
- Let's tell a scary story.
329
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:24,946
Great.
330
00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:29,425
Come on. I love a scary story.
Come on, who's got one?
331
00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:31,957
I know one of you has got one.
332
00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:35,294
How about you, pepper pot? No?
333
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,734
Dark shadows, what about you?
334
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,729
Hell, you already look like
one of the devil's daughters.
335
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,741
- I know you got a scary story.
- I don't. I'm sorry.
336
00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:47,107
Nothing.
337
00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:49,806
- What about you, cupcake?
- No.
338
00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:53,276
Come on, lady, look at her.
She is a scary story.
339
00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:56,353
Screw you, Alex. You're so fucking twisted.
340
00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:59,116
Wrong again, Tiffany.
That would be your last name.
341
00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:02,682
- Let's knock it off, people.
- What about her?
342
00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:07,259
Why don't you tell us her story?
343
00:31:10,802 --> 00:31:12,269
Well, every picture has one, right?
344
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,903
Shall I?
345
00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:22,843
Well, once upon a time,
there was a lovely princess,
346
00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:26,182
and she lived in a kingdom
ruled by evil men.
347
00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:30,780
She lived with her mama
and her wicked stepfather.
348
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:33,618
You shouldn't do it. I don't know
why you let him do this to you.
349
00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:36,649
Norma, not now.
350
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:40,456
But you gotta see what he is, Ma.
He's just taking advantage of you.
351
00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:43,259
I know what he is. I could do worse.
352
00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:45,632
- Listen...
- Honey, I haven't got time to listen.
353
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,673
Damn it. I'm out of lipstick.
354
00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:52,265
Mama, who gives a damn
about your stupid lipstick, okay?
355
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:55,073
Stank ain't got a right
making you do all that.
356
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:57,113
Who says he makes me do anything?
357
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,074
What, you like it?
358
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,988
That's the art,
making them think you like it.
359
00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:08,356
Mama, you're not a good enough actress
360
00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:11,451
to make anybody think
you like stupid, fat Sheriff Keys.
361
00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:19,501
- He don't have to make you do that.
- Well, it's all I know how to do, honey.
362
00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:27,109
Look, would you just run over to China Girl
and get me some more lipstick?
363
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,507
Come here, honey. Come here.
Come to your mama.
364
00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:35,077
Come sit down on your mommy.
365
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,618
I wish I knew who your daddy was.
Your eyes are so beautiful.
366
00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:42,488
- Shut up, Ma.
- You are. You're so beautiful.
367
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,618
And you're so smart, and I love you.
368
00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:50,724
But I gotta do what I gotta do,
so that you don't have to.
369
00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,568
So you have a choice out there.
370
00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:01,576
- Not everybody's so lucky, honey.
- Norma, get your ass out here!
371
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,078
Sorry, Mama, I gotta go.
372
00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:07,307
Marv's paying me to help him with the load.
373
00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:08,976
Okay.
374
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,717
Norma!
375
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,126
I'm coming!
Don't get your panties in a wad!
376
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,805
You looking fine today, Norma.
377
00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:57,867
Roach! Quit jerking off!
378
00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:00,402
Get your lazy ass down here
and help with this trailer!
379
00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:03,398
Fuck you, Marv. I got my good shirt on.
380
00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:16,479
Man. You're breaking my goddamn lock!
What're you doing, brother?
381
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:19,890
- You worthless piece of shit.
- Get that fucking thing out of my face.
382
00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:21,652
You gonna get up in there
and help us unload this,
383
00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:23,920
or you gonna stand around
and wait for your helmet to get polished?
384
00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:26,690
Hey, man, let's get something straight,
all right?
385
00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:31,261
We got a deal.
See, I drive the truck, and you rob me.
386
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:35,466
You wanna gnaw on a man's pecker
in the process? That shit's up to you.
387
00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:40,973
Mack! Hey, you come now!
You come in for number-one massage!
388
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,740
Oh, I'm coming! You know that, rice cake.
389
00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:43,905
Hey, little girl.
390
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:46,347
I don't pay you to stand around
and watch your tits grow.
391
00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:49,784
Now get your ass up there.
Get some smokes over to China Girl.
392
00:34:49,887 --> 00:34:52,481
Get the salad dressing to Stank
for the product meat. Let's go.
393
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:56,686
I'm on the clock here, fucking people.
I do not have time! God damn it!
394
00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:59,854
- Yes, sir, shithead.
- Hey, Marv, I forgot.
395
00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:02,831
Don't even contemplate fucking me
out of my percentage, you got that?
396
00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:05,097
That's my jellyroll, big daddy.
397
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:07,404
China.
398
00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:09,532
Number-two massage.
399
00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:14,201
Hey, hey, hey! Easy on that product.
400
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,507
Shit! Oh, shit! Fuck!
401
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:24,349
You just look at one of these things
cross-eyed, they take you off at the knee.
402
00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:26,320
What the hell is that?
403
00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:29,352
Somebody's been getting in my pot fields.
404
00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:33,058
Nobody touches my shit. Nobody.
405
00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:35,927
Boom!
406
00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:40,629
"Boom!"
407
00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:45,066
Get that shit to Stank. God damn it.
408
00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:20,069
- Mama said to tell you she's ready.
- Sheriff Keys here yet?
409
00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:21,703
Yeah.
410
00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:26,450
Y'all take these on over to Larlene's.
She done paid for them.
411
00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:27,609
Hell, no!
412
00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:31,950
- Take them now, you hear?
- No! She's nasty. She smells like a wet dog.
413
00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:35,621
I ain't asking you to! I'm telling you to!
414
00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:38,892
There is a difference.
415
00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:46,430
Well, we was in a shit heap,
no doubt about that.
416
00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:51,039
But me being a brave, young,
death-defying princess and all,
417
00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:55,272
well, Marv and Stank,
they didn't put fear in me.
418
00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:59,742
There wasn't much that could.
But then there was Larlene.
419
00:37:14,098 --> 00:37:15,565
I smell meat.
420
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:20,430
Hello?
421
00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:29,437
Give me my meat.
422
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,414
Come here.
423
00:37:37,888 --> 00:37:40,083
I want to smell you.
424
00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:51,131
Get back in here, you juicy little bitch!
I can catch you if I want to!
425
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,238
Stupid bitch.
426
00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:06,641
Shit, man. Marv's on the move.
427
00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:08,241
Stank's going to heaven.
428
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,225
Thank you for the lipstick,
Miss China.
429
00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:24,994
- Hey, that's my truck!
- No, no, no. Lay down. Relax.
430
00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:26,467
God damn it. Someone's stealing my truck!
431
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:29,630
It means some fucking redneck's
going to die. Get the fuck...
432
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,846
Do what job?
What am I gonna do? Stick it up my ass?
433
00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:40,678
What's the matter with you?
I ain't sticking that up my ass!
434
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:42,082
I didn't ask you
to stick it up your ass.
435
00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,546
I won't let you
stick it up my ass.
436
00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:47,614
I ain't paying for lip now,
God damn it! I'm paying for pussy, by God.
437
00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:51,593
Well, if you're paying
for pussy, then pussy's what you'll get.
438
00:38:51,696 --> 00:38:53,561
I'll even give you some ass!
439
00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,599
But Stank knows
I don't do that kind of shit!
440
00:38:57,368 --> 00:38:58,368
What the fuck's going on?
441
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:01,166
What, did somebody come through the
trailer park here and brought morality in?
442
00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:02,967
Put the camera down, Stank!
443
00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:04,268
You gonna let her get by with this shit?
444
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,866
- No, Sheriff, she's feisty.
- Put the camera down!
445
00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:09,571
But she knows
what puts her food on the table.
446
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,672
What? Your fucking pork rinds?
Your possum rinds?
447
00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:15,183
- Yeah, I've been living off that!
- Come on, God damn it!
448
00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:17,379
- Just let him do it and get it over with!
- Do what?
449
00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:19,046
It'll just leave a few bruises.
450
00:39:19,156 --> 00:39:23,286
You can cover them up with all that
fucking makeup you wear anyway.
451
00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:25,362
Let's get this job done.
452
00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,423
- Fuck you!
- Hey, watch the camera!
453
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:32,434
- Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Hold the camera. I got her.
454
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:35,471
- Get your ass back here.
- There we go. Speed!
455
00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:37,200
Quit fucking around and stay still!
456
00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:41,301
Hold you back. Get in. The close shot.
457
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:46,082
- All right.
- Fuck off! Fuck you!
458
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:49,719
Mom?
459
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,573
Oh, shit.
460
00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:12,609
God.
461
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,812
- Did I scare ya?
- Oh, shit!
462
00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:22,550
- That's a cool-ass story, lady.
- So, what happened after that?
463
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,280
She got the hell out of there, right?
464
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,059
Actually, no.
465
00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:34,493
I had to finish the video
with Sheriff Keys myself.
466
00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:36,957
Oh, that is so fucked.
467
00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,107
- Completely fucked.
- Yes!
468
00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:39,135
Hey!
469
00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:43,305
Well, I guess
it's like the old saying goes, you know.
470
00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:46,376
Being beautiful, it's a
blessing and a curse.
471
00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:53,044
Wait. You hear that?
472
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,511
Rain's stopped.
473
00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:06,053
I want to get out of here.
474
00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:07,425
I'll figure it out
in the daylight.
475
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:10,227
Okay. Now, I've kept you guys
way too long.
476
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:12,802
So y'all are staying here tonight.
477
00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:17,169
I won't hear any argument. I got
plenty of space to hold you till morning.
478
00:41:17,274 --> 00:41:18,741
- Hey!
- Oh, jeez.
479
00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:21,010
What the fuck is this place?
480
00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:22,571
- Well...
- The House of Fun?
481
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,704
You probably don't realize it,
482
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:26,977
but y'all are standing
in a little bit of history right here.
483
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:32,482
Long ago, truckers far and wide
used to stop here for a little R&R
484
00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:37,118
in the middle of their long haul
through the good old southern U.S. of A.
485
00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:40,929
So this used to be
some kind of whorehouse?
486
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,562
- Asian massage.
- Dibs.
487
00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:49,168
- I could sleep here, if that's okay.
- That's disgusting.
488
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,800
Gross.
489
00:41:50,908 --> 00:41:52,034
Don't you worry yourself,
sweetheart.
490
00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:54,337
I got something more upscale
in mind for y'all.
491
00:41:55,412 --> 00:41:56,812
Come on, girls.
Let's go. It's okay.
492
00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:58,371
Well, come on in.
493
00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:01,046
Don't be getting shy on me now.
494
00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:03,945
I think there's a light in here somewhere.
495
00:42:04,054 --> 00:42:05,715
Oh, right.
496
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:11,423
I know, it's a bit musty in here,
but just pretend like it ain't.
497
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:15,329
And there's just the one bedroom,
but y'all will figure it out, I'm sure.
498
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:19,698
- Mr. Lewis? This is worse.
- It'll be fine. It's just for the night.
499
00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:21,771
Let's just be grateful
that God has provided.
500
00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:23,134
Thank you. Thank you very much.
501
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:27,040
Oh, no problem. This was the home
of a genuine war hero, ladies.
502
00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:29,645
He served his country, and he did it proud.
503
00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:31,977
Well, it looks like
he got nothing in return.
504
00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:33,879
- Hey.
- Thank you.
505
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,376
Thank you. We'll survive.
506
00:42:38,422 --> 00:42:40,287
- Good night.
- Good night.
507
00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:45,860
Lock the door. Lock it.
508
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,260
Check it out. It's a soft floor.
509
00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:51,334
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
510
00:42:51,435 --> 00:42:54,962
- It's gonna hold.
- Would you do this? Would you do this?
511
00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:58,735
Ew!
512
00:43:00,945 --> 00:43:02,936
I got the bedroom, losers.
513
00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:06,775
There's no way I can sleep here.
514
00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:09,079
Tiffany, it's just one night.
515
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,316
Right.
516
00:43:17,661 --> 00:43:19,219
Ma'am, I can't thank you enough.
517
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:26,326
My back door's always open. Nighty night.
518
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,236
"It is with passion that we praise..."
519
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:24,727
You can't do this, Gordon.
You can't... Christ.
520
00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:43,443
Jesus!
521
00:44:47,284 --> 00:44:49,479
- Dude, you freaked us out!
- So?
522
00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,954
So don't be sneaking around
like that, asshole.
523
00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:57,084
I was gonna knock, but the window
was closer. And it was scarier, huh?
524
00:44:57,461 --> 00:44:59,122
Where's Amber? She is here, right?
525
00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:02,062
No, fuck-nut.
She upgraded to the honeymoon suite.
526
00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:03,599
It's time for you two to leave.
527
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,066
- What?
- Now.
528
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:09,600
- We're not going anywhere, Amber.
- Oh, okay.
529
00:45:09,773 --> 00:45:13,573
Then you can just watch us.
I'm sure you'd get into that freaky shit.
530
00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:16,442
Yeah. Yeah!
531
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:20,506
You like that? Yeah?
You wanna watch, you fucking bitch?
532
00:45:20,617 --> 00:45:23,643
Yeah, you know
she's into that freaky Goth shit. Yeah.
533
00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:26,689
Oh, yeah.
534
00:45:30,861 --> 00:45:33,455
It's official.
This night cannot get any shittier.
535
00:45:43,874 --> 00:45:45,808
- Sorry.
- Watch it!
536
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:46,967
Damn.
537
00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:50,808
- Just calm down, okay?
- Oh, man.
538
00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:53,548
This place is
really freaking me out.
539
00:45:53,684 --> 00:45:54,742
Wait!
540
00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:27,881
You gotta be kidding me. Pink flamingoes?
541
00:46:32,055 --> 00:46:33,818
It's a trailer park.
542
00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:41,089
Hello?
543
00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:49,629
Hello?
544
00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:53,570
Oh, man.
545
00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:57,041
Come on.
546
00:47:14,865 --> 00:47:17,891
No, don't. I don't wanna
see what's in here.
547
00:47:22,539 --> 00:47:24,837
Just try not to think about it
and go to sleep.
548
00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:00,476
God forgive me.
549
00:49:35,872 --> 00:49:37,339
We shouldn't be doing it.
550
00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:39,568
This is wrong. We gotta stop.
551
00:49:43,747 --> 00:49:46,011
No, we can't. This is sin.
552
00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:48,414
Well, hell, ain't that
half the fun of it, Reverend?
553
00:49:48,518 --> 00:49:51,112
This is wrong. We gotta stop.
554
00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:53,856
Go.
555
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,022
What are you?
556
00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:03,863
- What are you?
- Oh.
557
00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,026
I see.
558
00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:08,868
I'm not the same girl that you first met.
559
00:50:11,074 --> 00:50:14,237
I'm not the girl you fell in love with?
I've changed. Is that it?
560
00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:16,069
- Bring it back.
- I can't.
561
00:50:16,179 --> 00:50:17,476
- Bring it back!
- I can't.
562
00:50:17,581 --> 00:50:19,549
To hell with you, Reverend!
Bring it back.
563
00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:21,241
Come on, bring it back!
564
00:50:21,351 --> 00:50:23,683
Yeah? Well, how's about a little head?
565
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:35,862
Well, damn.
566
00:50:36,466 --> 00:50:39,367
Don't you know it ain't good to leave
your woman drying out in the sack?
567
00:51:14,536 --> 00:51:15,969
Hey, Mike, you hear that?
568
00:51:29,717 --> 00:51:30,717
Hello?
569
00:51:36,624 --> 00:51:37,682
Hello?
570
00:51:42,096 --> 00:51:43,120
Hello?
571
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,728
Hello?
572
00:51:57,579 --> 00:51:58,705
Whoa!
573
00:52:02,817 --> 00:52:05,445
The Norma lady said we could stay.
574
00:52:05,553 --> 00:52:07,851
I didn't know anybody else was here.
575
00:52:10,692 --> 00:52:13,559
Number-one massage.
576
00:52:13,862 --> 00:52:15,159
Come.
577
00:52:15,930 --> 00:52:17,124
I don't know.
578
00:52:22,303 --> 00:52:24,794
So good for you.
579
00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:28,773
- Yes?
- No. No, no, no.
580
00:52:29,210 --> 00:52:31,405
- Very good for you.
- Okay.
581
00:52:33,281 --> 00:52:34,407
Whoa!
582
00:52:46,094 --> 00:52:48,153
Good boy!
583
00:53:07,982 --> 00:53:09,472
Somebody's got smoke.
584
00:53:48,389 --> 00:53:52,257
Yes. Such a good boy.
585
00:53:55,063 --> 00:53:58,931
Such a big, big boy.
586
00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:13,038
Hello?
587
00:54:31,065 --> 00:54:32,396
Is this your stuff?
588
00:54:57,892 --> 00:54:58,892
Fuck.
589
00:55:14,575 --> 00:55:16,770
- Stop.
- Why would I wanna do that?
590
00:55:17,245 --> 00:55:19,076
God! Will you just fucking stop
for a second?
591
00:55:19,180 --> 00:55:20,772
Stop playing. What?
592
00:55:23,718 --> 00:55:25,015
I have to go.
593
00:55:25,319 --> 00:55:27,378
Go! What do you mean you gotta go?
594
00:55:27,555 --> 00:55:30,353
- Go where?
- You know. Go.
595
00:55:33,127 --> 00:55:34,890
Well, hurry your ass back.
596
00:55:47,041 --> 00:55:49,601
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
597
00:56:33,087 --> 00:56:34,850
It's about goddamn time.
598
00:56:42,029 --> 00:56:44,554
Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, Amber.
599
00:56:46,033 --> 00:56:49,093
Oh, fuck! You are such a dirty girl, babe.
600
00:56:51,472 --> 00:56:52,769
Alex?
601
00:56:53,307 --> 00:56:54,604
What the fuck?
602
00:56:56,377 --> 00:56:57,503
Amber.
603
00:56:58,513 --> 00:57:00,674
You are so fucking dead, bitch!
604
00:57:00,782 --> 00:57:03,273
- You got that backwards, darling.
- Amber!
605
00:57:03,384 --> 00:57:05,648
Howdy. I'm Marv.
606
00:57:09,991 --> 00:57:11,424
Come here, boy!
607
00:57:18,933 --> 00:57:20,093
Marv!
608
00:57:20,501 --> 00:57:23,265
Get over here and tell me
if this bitch is prettier than me.
609
00:57:23,704 --> 00:57:25,262
Shit, darling. She ain't nothing.
610
00:57:25,373 --> 00:57:28,740
She looks a little used up, if you ask me.
Ain't much for my taste.
611
00:57:28,843 --> 00:57:31,141
- Oh, God, God! Please help me.
- God?
612
00:57:31,245 --> 00:57:34,180
God took his ass out of here
a long time ago, sweetheart.
613
00:57:34,582 --> 00:57:37,050
If you want help,
you best be asking Norma.
614
00:57:42,857 --> 00:57:44,290
It's okay, baby.
615
00:57:47,461 --> 00:57:51,591
Hey, Marv,
bring these assholes over to my trailer.
616
00:57:52,099 --> 00:57:53,828
I just got me some inspiration.
617
00:57:56,103 --> 00:57:57,127
What now?
618
00:57:59,106 --> 00:58:02,075
- Some fun.
- Shit, Norma.
619
00:58:02,176 --> 00:58:04,701
We ain't got the goddamn time.
620
00:58:04,812 --> 00:58:06,712
We gotta get a job done.
621
00:58:07,048 --> 00:58:09,983
Shit! Now, God damn it,
let's get the job done
622
00:58:10,084 --> 00:58:11,779
and just have some fun, me and you.
623
00:58:12,253 --> 00:58:13,880
God bless you, you're jealous.
624
00:58:14,689 --> 00:58:16,054
It don't look good on you.
625
00:58:16,791 --> 00:58:18,691
Well, nothing look good
on you anymore.
626
00:58:19,193 --> 00:58:21,559
- You would.
- "You would."
627
00:58:22,797 --> 00:58:25,766
Let's go, shit-stains! Come on!
628
00:59:27,862 --> 00:59:30,387
You want a happy ending?
629
00:59:40,608 --> 00:59:41,836
Come on.
630
00:59:48,115 --> 00:59:50,106
No happy ending?
631
00:59:55,089 --> 00:59:56,852
No happy ending!
632
01:00:08,336 --> 01:00:10,827
Massage?
633
01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:19,373
Oh, shit!
634
01:01:36,390 --> 01:01:38,290
You took my shit.
635
01:01:41,796 --> 01:01:45,197
Nobody touches my shit.
636
01:01:55,976 --> 01:01:59,343
Oh, fuck! I'm tripping.
637
01:02:09,957 --> 01:02:13,085
- You wanna go on a trip, baby?
- Yeah.
638
01:02:20,768 --> 01:02:24,169
Oh, man,
this is some scary shit.
639
01:02:25,472 --> 01:02:26,496
No.
640
01:02:28,742 --> 01:02:30,903
This is the scary shit.
641
01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,354
Give me a hand, baby!
642
01:03:20,981 --> 01:03:22,414
Oh, my God!
643
01:03:26,053 --> 01:03:29,147
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
644
01:03:31,992 --> 01:03:33,220
Where'd I go?
645
01:03:35,529 --> 01:03:37,690
You can't see me.
646
01:03:44,371 --> 01:03:45,371
Bridget.
647
01:03:50,077 --> 01:03:52,602
Bridget. Bridget!
648
01:04:15,302 --> 01:04:17,099
I see you, baby!
649
01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:23,409
The King is coming!
650
01:05:04,418 --> 01:05:06,113
Somebody help me!
651
01:05:17,431 --> 01:05:18,659
Oh, yeah!
652
01:05:20,801 --> 01:05:24,931
They're gonna write songs
about what I do to you, bitch!
653
01:05:28,909 --> 01:05:30,001
Fuck!
654
01:05:35,449 --> 01:05:38,509
Fuck! Hey! Hey!
655
01:05:38,619 --> 01:05:41,816
You better watch your step over there,
little girl!
656
01:05:41,922 --> 01:05:46,723
You never know what kind of surprises
I may have left in there!
657
01:05:48,962 --> 01:05:52,295
Hey, hey, could be anything!
658
01:05:54,135 --> 01:05:56,626
Somebody help me!
659
01:05:56,737 --> 01:05:58,398
Oh, Jesus! Tiffany.
660
01:05:58,739 --> 01:06:02,402
Maybe I laid a mine right there.
Maybe I didn't.
661
01:06:02,510 --> 01:06:03,534
You know what?
662
01:06:03,644 --> 01:06:06,340
I can't remember
what the fuck I did do!
663
01:06:06,447 --> 01:06:07,607
Boom!
664
01:06:18,326 --> 01:06:19,350
Oh, God!
665
01:06:28,069 --> 01:06:29,661
Hey, hey!
666
01:06:29,770 --> 01:06:31,237
It don't matter, no way!
667
01:06:31,339 --> 01:06:33,807
You're still fucked, honey bunny!
668
01:06:33,908 --> 01:06:37,469
You better hope they don't put me back
together again, bitch!
669
01:06:37,912 --> 01:06:39,504
'Cause if they do...
670
01:06:39,614 --> 01:06:42,515
Shit, yeah!
671
01:06:43,117 --> 01:06:45,551
Marv! Stank!
672
01:06:49,223 --> 01:06:50,315
My penis!
673
01:07:03,905 --> 01:07:05,566
My meat!
674
01:07:08,609 --> 01:07:11,339
Where's my meat?
675
01:07:13,614 --> 01:07:15,673
Where's my meat?
676
01:07:22,957 --> 01:07:24,822
I smell meat.
677
01:07:43,711 --> 01:07:47,010
What kind of sorry shit
are they sending me?
678
01:07:48,449 --> 01:07:50,815
You're half-eaten already.
679
01:07:59,594 --> 01:08:01,824
Please, God, I don't wanna die!
680
01:08:04,699 --> 01:08:06,189
Please. I don't wanna die.
681
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:10,459
Sausage biscuit, I'm sorry.
682
01:08:10,571 --> 01:08:13,870
I think maybe you best just go
and get some help.
683
01:08:13,975 --> 01:08:16,603
Missing your chicken wing
like you are there.
684
01:08:29,223 --> 01:08:31,453
Honey, I was just kidding!
685
01:08:31,559 --> 01:08:33,322
- You think I'm gonna let a prime...
- No.
686
01:08:33,427 --> 01:08:36,590
Piece of rump roast like you
out of my Crock-Pot?
687
01:08:36,697 --> 01:08:37,823
No!
688
01:08:51,879 --> 01:08:55,042
- Sit down.
- Fuck! We won't tell anybody.
689
01:08:55,583 --> 01:08:57,414
Of course you won't tell nobody.
690
01:08:57,652 --> 01:08:59,449
Shut the fuck up.
691
01:09:07,361 --> 01:09:08,453
Aw...
692
01:09:10,398 --> 01:09:11,695
- Beautiful.
- Christ.
693
01:09:12,366 --> 01:09:16,029
All right, I know y'all are young
and you're full of lust in your hearts.
694
01:09:16,137 --> 01:09:20,198
And I know y'all were back there
having what they call
695
01:09:21,876 --> 01:09:24,436
sex. Am I right?
696
01:09:28,783 --> 01:09:31,149
Well, that's a goddamn
fucking shame! Huh?
697
01:09:31,252 --> 01:09:33,652
Pastor Lewis trying to teach
you shit-ass kids a lesson
698
01:09:33,754 --> 01:09:36,120
and you can't give him anything
but disrespect.
699
01:09:40,761 --> 01:09:43,025
Maybe you just ought to apologize
to the reverend.
700
01:09:47,468 --> 01:09:49,800
Get your black ass back on that bed.
701
01:09:51,005 --> 01:09:52,768
- No.
- Fuck.
702
01:09:54,408 --> 01:09:57,343
Matthew 14:15.
703
01:09:57,445 --> 01:10:01,711
The Bible says
having sex before marriage is a sin!
704
01:10:02,116 --> 01:10:03,140
Jesus fucking...
705
01:10:03,250 --> 01:10:05,480
Drinking is a sin!
706
01:10:06,354 --> 01:10:08,322
Drugs is a sin!
707
01:10:08,422 --> 01:10:12,688
John 3:16, cuss words is a sin!
708
01:10:13,694 --> 01:10:16,857
Acts 12! Jim Beam 40:11. Pussy's a sin.
709
01:10:16,964 --> 01:10:19,797
Fucking's a sin! Sin! Sin! Sin! Sin! Sin!
710
01:10:23,337 --> 01:10:25,498
Well, Reverend knows best.
711
01:10:27,074 --> 01:10:29,804
So go ahead, apologize to the man.
712
01:10:31,746 --> 01:10:35,409
- Go on! Say you're sorry!
- Okay, okay, okay.
713
01:10:35,516 --> 01:10:37,848
- Okay, okay.
- That's it.
714
01:10:38,819 --> 01:10:39,877
I'm sorry.
715
01:10:40,755 --> 01:10:45,215
So, if I let you go,
you'll stop your sinning ways?
716
01:10:45,326 --> 01:10:46,691
Yes. I'll stop.
717
01:10:47,395 --> 01:10:48,453
I'll stop.
718
01:10:48,562 --> 01:10:51,963
Do you promise in Jesus' name
you'll stop your sinning ways?
719
01:10:52,633 --> 01:10:53,691
Yes.
720
01:10:53,934 --> 01:10:55,629
Rev's dead, asshole!
721
01:10:55,736 --> 01:10:57,727
Apologies ain't worth shit!
722
01:10:58,939 --> 01:11:01,169
- Apologies ain't worth shit!
- Fuck you!
723
01:11:01,275 --> 01:11:03,140
Go to hell!
724
01:11:03,444 --> 01:11:06,709
Oh, I already been to hell, darling.
I already been to hell.
725
01:11:08,816 --> 01:11:10,408
Did you get all that, Stank?
726
01:11:13,788 --> 01:11:14,812
Fuck.
727
01:11:15,689 --> 01:11:19,147
I forgot to hit "record."
We've gotta take two.
728
01:11:20,194 --> 01:11:22,094
Fucking idiot, Stank!
729
01:11:22,196 --> 01:11:25,563
You don't do shit right,
you jarhead, cracker-ass piece of shit!
730
01:11:25,666 --> 01:11:27,930
This is what I get
for making a shit-ass deal!
731
01:11:38,179 --> 01:11:39,441
Oh, God!
732
01:12:10,144 --> 01:12:11,577
What the fuck was that?
733
01:12:12,379 --> 01:12:14,347
Bitch got one of my grenades.
734
01:12:20,321 --> 01:12:22,721
- You sure that duct tape's gonna work?
- Yes. It always works.
735
01:12:22,823 --> 01:12:25,257
It don't always work. It don't always work.
736
01:12:25,359 --> 01:12:27,452
- What did you do?
- Oh, shit.
737
01:12:27,561 --> 01:12:29,392
- What're you doing, man?
- Where do these go?
738
01:12:29,497 --> 01:12:30,896
That goes on the inside!
739
01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:32,090
- What's wrong with you?
- Here, hold this.
740
01:12:32,199 --> 01:12:33,826
Hey, that don't go there!
741
01:12:33,934 --> 01:12:35,492
- Trying to get the leg on.
- Put that back in there.
742
01:12:35,603 --> 01:12:38,538
Roach, you jackass!
What'd I tell you about them claymores?
743
01:12:38,639 --> 01:12:40,869
Damn it, Norma. I ain't in the mood.
744
01:12:41,742 --> 01:12:43,801
It wouldn't have happened
if you hadn't been messing around
745
01:12:43,911 --> 01:12:45,071
with the goddamn things in the first place.
746
01:12:45,179 --> 01:12:48,148
Hey! Now, damn it,
didn't I just say I ain't in the mood?
747
01:12:48,249 --> 01:12:50,581
In case you can't tell,
I'm a little out of sorts.
748
01:12:50,784 --> 01:12:53,810
Hey, fuck the leg.
The arm. The arm, man! The arm!
749
01:12:53,921 --> 01:12:57,618
God damn it, Roach! If you all just listen
to me one goddamn time!
750
01:12:58,492 --> 01:13:01,052
Well, we don't now, do we?
Them days are over.
751
01:13:02,329 --> 01:13:05,628
God damn,
I can't believe I let that bitch go!
752
01:13:05,933 --> 01:13:08,993
Got blowed up
by my own goddamn claymore!
753
01:13:09,103 --> 01:13:12,834
Just, hey, get my playing arm on
straight now. I feel a song coming on.
754
01:13:12,940 --> 01:13:14,237
That's right.
755
01:13:14,341 --> 01:13:16,138
You gotta play at our wedding.
756
01:13:16,243 --> 01:13:18,404
That is right, Roach.
You gotta play it, all right.
757
01:13:18,512 --> 01:13:20,343
What is that song like? What is it?
758
01:13:20,447 --> 01:13:22,745
- Heart Full Of Dirt.
- Heart Full Of Dirt.
759
01:13:22,850 --> 01:13:24,181
Hot damn, that's it!
760
01:13:24,285 --> 01:13:28,051
And it is gonna be beautiful,
Norma, darling.
761
01:13:28,155 --> 01:13:29,986
It's gonna be beautiful.
762
01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:34,356
I imagine that wedding's gonna be just
as beautiful as you want it to be, Marvin,
763
01:13:34,461 --> 01:13:36,381
'cause it's only gonna be happening
in your head.
764
01:13:38,132 --> 01:13:41,727
- Nobody hurts me like my baby!
- She got you there, Marvin.
765
01:13:42,136 --> 01:13:45,833
Kill me once,
she just keeps right on killing me!
766
01:13:45,940 --> 01:13:47,805
- She'll come around.
- She's coming.
767
01:13:47,908 --> 01:13:49,205
Ain't coming around, Marvin.
768
01:13:49,310 --> 01:13:50,800
You just come when I call.
769
01:14:09,263 --> 01:14:10,355
Oh, now.
770
01:14:11,265 --> 01:14:14,029
You make my south rise again.
771
01:14:16,637 --> 01:14:17,797
What do you think?
772
01:14:17,905 --> 01:14:20,840
Wow! You're beautiful, Norma.
773
01:14:20,941 --> 01:14:22,067
Of course I am.
774
01:14:24,445 --> 01:14:26,743
Too bad you boys
will never have any of this.
775
01:14:29,850 --> 01:14:32,216
Hey! Hey, lover boy.
776
01:14:33,020 --> 01:14:35,682
Get back over here,
and put my ass back together again.
777
01:14:35,789 --> 01:14:38,781
I believe I just had
a little inspiration myself.
778
01:14:51,572 --> 01:14:55,941
Oh, baby, you know you want it.
779
01:14:57,211 --> 01:15:01,841
We gonna be some sexy sinners tonight.
780
01:15:08,255 --> 01:15:12,555
Come on, now, put your hand on her leg.
Else it won't be all sexy and shit.
781
01:15:12,660 --> 01:15:16,061
Don't make Stank beg.
782
01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:20,088
Go on, feel that leg.
783
01:15:23,570 --> 01:15:27,563
Now head on up. Take your time.
784
01:15:31,345 --> 01:15:34,508
Don't make me ask you twice, boy.
You get on up to that honey pot.
785
01:15:34,615 --> 01:15:35,707
Keep going!
786
01:15:36,050 --> 01:15:39,315
You know you wanna touch her.
787
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:43,084
You know you gonna crush her.
788
01:15:43,824 --> 01:15:46,418
Wow, it's getting awful racy now,
don't you think?
789
01:15:46,527 --> 01:15:48,927
Yeah, Stank,
you wanna take it down a notch?
790
01:15:50,864 --> 01:15:52,126
Move it on up.
791
01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:54,665
On up.
792
01:15:56,236 --> 01:15:57,464
Put them hands on her neck.
793
01:15:57,571 --> 01:15:59,971
She's a naughty little bitch.
794
01:16:00,941 --> 01:16:04,342
Go on, scratch that itch.
795
01:16:05,646 --> 01:16:08,774
You know you wanna touch her.
796
01:16:09,316 --> 01:16:12,114
Yeah, you know you gonna crush her.
797
01:16:12,219 --> 01:16:14,813
- Don't be a pussy. Get on.
- Hold on a sec.
798
01:16:15,622 --> 01:16:16,680
Hold on a sec.
799
01:16:17,124 --> 01:16:18,489
It's time for my close-up.
800
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:21,559
Hey, there, baby doll.
801
01:16:22,863 --> 01:16:26,458
Go away. Get the fuck away from me.
802
01:16:28,035 --> 01:16:29,866
You know what really turns me on?
803
01:16:31,805 --> 01:16:33,432
Little girls like you.
804
01:16:36,744 --> 01:16:38,234
All right. I tell you what.
805
01:16:38,345 --> 01:16:40,438
Look at me here, son,
I got a deal for you.
806
01:16:41,115 --> 01:16:44,710
- You kill her and I'll let you go.
- Huh?
807
01:16:45,452 --> 01:16:47,317
At least one of you gets away.
808
01:16:47,855 --> 01:16:52,155
Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die.
809
01:16:52,259 --> 01:16:56,286
Cry for the camera, don't be shy.
810
01:16:58,132 --> 01:16:59,622
Come on, you asshole!
811
01:17:02,636 --> 01:17:03,898
He can't do it.
812
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:09,532
Come on, boy.
Don't pussy out on us.
813
01:17:10,177 --> 01:17:11,872
Fucking do the job.
814
01:17:13,113 --> 01:17:16,810
You know you ain't leaving.
815
01:17:16,917 --> 01:17:20,910
Till her heart stops beating.
816
01:17:21,655 --> 01:17:25,853
Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die.
817
01:17:25,959 --> 01:17:29,986
Cry for the camera, don't be shy.
818
01:17:46,395 --> 01:17:48,363
Shut the fuck up!
819
01:17:48,464 --> 01:17:51,922
Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die.
820
01:17:52,468 --> 01:17:56,336
Cry for the camera, don't be shy.
821
01:17:56,739 --> 01:18:00,766
Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die.
822
01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:05,041
Cry for the camera, don't be shy.
823
01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:10,811
Worked out just fine.
Boy's got some meat on him.
824
01:18:12,021 --> 01:18:13,682
You poor pet.
825
01:18:13,789 --> 01:18:17,190
You poor little bitch.
There, there.
826
01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:14,067
Gotta have me a little company
while I'm working, boy.
827
01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,076
You ain't lived
828
01:20:22,051 --> 01:20:26,317
until you've had
a piece of Stank's special jerky.
829
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,053
Now, it ain't quite ready.
830
01:20:44,136 --> 01:20:45,933
Try a piece.
831
01:20:48,675 --> 01:20:50,370
How do you taste?
832
01:20:51,344 --> 01:20:53,972
Fuck you! You fucking freak!
833
01:21:16,403 --> 01:21:19,736
Oh, God. Oh, God.
834
01:21:43,063 --> 01:21:46,226
Bridget, come on, we gotta get out of here.
We gotta go!
835
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,028
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
836
01:21:48,368 --> 01:21:50,336
I'm sorry.
837
01:22:10,869 --> 01:22:13,570
No! Stop! What do you want?
838
01:22:13,707 --> 01:22:15,698
I want your meat, boy!
839
01:22:46,889 --> 01:22:50,347
Stank's jerky's got a few
secrets to making it.
840
01:22:50,459 --> 01:22:53,087
Best damn jerky you'll
ever have in your life.
841
01:22:54,263 --> 01:22:56,128
First secret's the marinade.
842
01:22:57,867 --> 01:23:00,199
Stank's special recipe.
843
01:23:01,537 --> 01:23:05,974
See, every jerky takes its own sauce.
844
01:23:10,313 --> 01:23:14,044
Hell, I've decided
845
01:23:14,150 --> 01:23:18,086
you just look like one of them Italian
kind of guys.
846
01:23:32,068 --> 01:23:33,763
This might sting a little bit.
847
01:23:36,505 --> 01:23:40,999
Now, the second secret
848
01:23:41,110 --> 01:23:43,977
is the most important one.
849
01:23:45,281 --> 01:23:48,739
Before my flavored meat
goes into the curing shed,
850
01:23:50,419 --> 01:23:54,048
I do something nobody else does.
851
01:24:02,298 --> 01:24:04,129
Up we go.
852
01:24:09,572 --> 01:24:13,064
- Yeah. See, you get a good piece of meat...
- No!
853
01:24:13,175 --> 01:24:16,941
You can't just stick it up on a hook.
854
01:24:17,046 --> 01:24:20,072
You gotta give it that
little something extra.
855
01:24:23,486 --> 01:24:29,288
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the
shadow of death, I shall not fear... Fear...
856
01:24:29,392 --> 01:24:31,826
- You gotta fry it.
- As I walk through the valley...
857
01:24:35,767 --> 01:24:39,863
'Cause everything tastes better fried.
858
01:24:56,421 --> 01:24:58,616
Oh, damn it. Damn it.
859
01:25:06,898 --> 01:25:07,990
Fuck!
860
01:25:14,005 --> 01:25:16,530
Somebody help me!
861
01:25:19,577 --> 01:25:23,411
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
862
01:25:28,552 --> 01:25:32,044
I didn't say start your fucking engines!
863
01:25:32,155 --> 01:25:36,751
Start your fucking engines!
864
01:25:40,730 --> 01:25:41,822
Bitch!
865
01:25:52,409 --> 01:25:54,843
Welcome to the trailer park, bitch!
866
01:25:54,945 --> 01:25:56,970
Die, you bastards!
867
01:26:01,418 --> 01:26:03,750
Run, bitch! Run!
868
01:26:09,793 --> 01:26:11,488
Oh, shit!
869
01:27:02,813 --> 01:27:05,839
Fuck this. Fuck this!
870
01:27:08,385 --> 01:27:10,046
You know all I wanted?
871
01:27:10,154 --> 01:27:13,783
All I ever wanted was to be loved
for who I am!
872
01:27:13,891 --> 01:27:15,620
For me, God damn it!
873
01:27:15,726 --> 01:27:18,661
Not just some Goth whore who gives it up!
874
01:27:19,263 --> 01:27:22,699
So I try to fix things
and this is what I fucking get?
875
01:27:23,267 --> 01:27:26,794
Fucking backwards
redneck zombies from hell!
876
01:27:28,172 --> 01:27:32,165
Fuck! You know what?
Fucking kill me, you bitch!
877
01:27:32,276 --> 01:27:34,301
And thanks for the favor!
878
01:27:43,587 --> 01:27:44,781
Pretty girl.
879
01:27:45,823 --> 01:27:47,518
Sun's coming up, Norma.
880
01:27:52,730 --> 01:27:54,027
You go on home now.
881
01:27:59,870 --> 01:28:01,497
Tell them Norma sent you.
882
01:28:37,141 --> 01:28:38,403
Come on.
883
01:28:43,814 --> 01:28:46,112
Darling, let's get you up out of here.
884
01:28:47,318 --> 01:28:48,410
Come on.
885
01:28:51,488 --> 01:28:53,649
Lean on me. There we go.
886
01:28:55,192 --> 01:28:58,787
Nice and easy. Here you go. Here you go.
887
01:28:59,496 --> 01:29:00,690
Lean on me.
888
01:29:01,599 --> 01:29:03,089
I'll get you in there. Nice.
889
01:29:03,901 --> 01:29:05,391
There you are.
890
01:29:05,502 --> 01:29:07,094
Nice, honey, here you go.
891
01:29:07,204 --> 01:29:10,469
Let me get your legs.
One, there's the other one.
892
01:29:12,576 --> 01:29:13,576
All right?
893
01:29:24,121 --> 01:29:26,021
I'll take you to the truck stop,
894
01:29:26,123 --> 01:29:28,990
and you can call somebody
to pick you up from there.
69331
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