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(BACKGROUND CHATTER)
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So, you ready to order yet?
Yeah, yeah.
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Can I get the ravioli
to start, please?
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And then, I'll have
the, uh, lamb chops.
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And some chunky chips
as well, please.
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You haven't even spent 50 quid yet.
That voucher you've got
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is worth 100. You know what it's
like, they don't give you change
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for a voucher. So, keep going.
Order some more.
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Can I get the sirloin
steak as well, please.
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That's also a main course.
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.
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What you at now? That's about 75.
Keep going!
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And some mashed potato?
Instead of the chips?
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No, with the chips.
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OK.
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Anything else?
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Uh, no, no.
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I'll leave some space
for pudding. Cheers.
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I'm gonna need someone to help me
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I'm gonna need somebody's hand
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I'm gonna need someone
to hold me down
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I'm gonna need someone to care
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? Oh, oh... ?
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Look at ya.
Getting a right meat sweat on!
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You know what you should've done?
Invited Ruby.
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I know you like her. You've been
dreaming about her, haven't you?
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And I reckon when she invited
you to stay in her bed,
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she knew exactly what she was doing.
Nah.
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I'm telling you,
she was testing the water!
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Not worth thinking about.
She's with someone, isn't she?
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Yeah, but have you seen the way
she speaks to him sometimes?
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It's hardly the perfect
relationship, is it? She likes you.
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I don't know. Got enough on my plate.
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I can see that. Greedy bastard!
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(GROANS) I feel sick!
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(PUFFS)
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Hiya. Can I get a box
for the cake, please?
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And I've got a voucher.
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I'm sorry, sir.
It's past its use-by date.
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It states here at the back
that it expired nine months ago.
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It's only valid for a year.
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Let me have a look.
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I can't read that!
Why is the print so small?
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Well, I can read it. Use-by date?
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Why has a voucher
got a use-by date?
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It's not a pint of milk, is it?
It don't go off!
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Piss-takers.
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She stands by the lights
at the front of the audience
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Smile on her face, just
taking in their every glance...
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I can't believe it's been that long
since Norma bought you the voucher.
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I know. She got you that,
so you'd have a night out with Zoe.
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Yeah, but she left before I got a
chance to use it, though, didn't she?
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A lot's changed for her, hasn't it?
Eh? Got a new fella. Got a kid.
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What have you been doing? Nothing.
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Just hanging around, waiting to die.
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That's what we're all
doing though, innit?
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The earth is just like one
big waiting room for death.
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Jesus, what a moody bastard!
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Well, how about trying
to enjoy that wait? Eh?
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Just a little bit.
How about asking Ruby out?
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Cos I know that's what you want.
But I don't know she likes me
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or not, though, do I?
Well, ask her then. Just find out.
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(SIGHS) Otherwise, you're
gonna end up like that voucher.
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Out of date and unusable.
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Hi, Ruby. Hey, Karl.
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Oh, there's some stew left
in the pan, if you're hungry.
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I'm all right. Norma got me
a voucher for meal for two
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at Jeffries, so been eating there.
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That's so nice!
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And who did you go with? Eh?
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Sorry, it's none of my business.
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Anyway, whoever it is,
she's a very lucky woman.
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You think so? Yes.
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I'd love to go to Jeffries.
Well, if you go there again
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and your date lets you down,
then just call me.
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Shouldn't it be Adam who's taking
you out for something to eat?
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Yeah, he should be taking me out.
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Why isn't he, then?
Always comes up with excuses.
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It's got worse since I told him
you slept in my bed.
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You told him? You gave him
the full story, yeah?
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He knows that I was staying there
and you were staying there
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cos I'd been keeping Norma awake?
No, I don't have to explain
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the full story. If he wants
to jump to conclusions,
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that's his problem. Anyway, let him
think we're running off together.
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Why would you want him to think that?
It might make him
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appreciate me more. Yeah. Listen,
Ruby. I'm not happy with that.
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Oh, stop worrying!
Makes your head wrinkle.
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No, I'm serious. Don't be
using me as a way of, like,
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fixing your relationship up.
Oh, I love cream cake!
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Yeah, I like cream cakes.
Yeah, they are nice. They're mine.
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Hands off. There's two
slices in there. Yeah, for me.
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Wait, you didn't give one
to your date.
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That's not a very good way
to treat a woman, is it?
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Right, I'm taking relationship
advice off you, am I?
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You're having a laugh.
I'm just saying,
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it's not good to come
across greedy and selfish.
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(SMACKS LIPS) Ruby, you've been
using my mug again. Oh, here we go.
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Well, you definitely have. How can
you even tell? Because it stinks!
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It's Earl Grey. You're
the only one in here...
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I cleaned it. I was using that
one anyway! The smell lingers...
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No way. Just calm...
Don't use me mug! Hey, hey, hey!
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Come on, now. Don't be
falling out about a mug.
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You're using my mug.
I'm sorry, Norma.
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You keep an eye on her, because
she may prove very useful...
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INNER SELF: I don't know any more.
I mean, is she just using you
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to sort of make Adam jealous?
Is that what she's playing at?
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Or was that a way of letting
you know that everything's
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not good with Adam.
Sort of paving the way for you?
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I just don't know.
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People say, don't they?
When it comes to love,
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you should listen to your heart.
But that's not my department, is it?
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I haven't got a clue what to do
in this sort of situation.
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You might as well have
a chat with your kidney.
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Think that's got more of an idea of
what's going on here than I have.
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Norma, is there anything
I can do for you?
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Yes. You can apologise to Ruby.
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For what? Your behaviour.
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You've been bickering
like an old married couple.
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He wishes. I'm not apologising.
Been doing me head in.
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Why? Cos she used your mug?
It's not just that though, is it?
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Well, what was it?
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I don't know, she's getting
too familiar, isn't she?
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Nicking some of me cake earlier,
sticking her fingers in there.
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No wonder you have a problem
finding women if you won't share
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your cake with them!
Call her and apologise.
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No chance, I'm not calling her.
Call her. I'm not calling her!
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Come on, call her. Right, I'll
send her a text, then. Yeah?
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Listen. Keep it simple.
Don't go overboard
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cos she knows you're
not like that. Just say,
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"Sorry I upset you earlier. I should
have let you have my cream cake."
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Done. Happy now?
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ADAM: How long's this been going on?
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RUBY: It's like you don't even trust
me. Don't treat me like an idiot!
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He stays in your bed and then you
tell me there's nothing going on?
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..so he slept here, and
I slept there. That's it.
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What a load of nonsense!
Do you honestly think...?
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Hey, don't be knocking!
Jesus, now is not the time
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to start introducing yourself.
Yeah, but he thinks I'm seeing her.
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Well, you are kind of, aren't you?
In your dreams. It's what you want.
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There's no point lying.
You're trying to make me jealous.
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I've had enough of this!
What do you mean...?! Shit!
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Bye! Dickhead!
(DOOR SLAMS)
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(FOOTSTEPS)
No-good wanker!
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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What?!
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Oh, it's you. Come in.
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You all right? (SIGHS)
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Adam's just been.
Oh, could've said hello.
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You couldn't have said hello.
He's still pissed off
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about you sleeping in my bed.
That text message you sent me
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didn't help. What,
I can't send you a text?
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"Sorry if I upset you earlier.
I should have let you
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"have my creamy cock."
I mean, why would you send me
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something like that, Karl?
Creamy cock? I didn't write that.
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Oh, really? Then who did, Norma?
No, I mean, I didn't write that.
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It's predictive text, innit?
You check your messages
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before you send them?
Yeah, I do check 'em, yeah.
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It's just that font's small. My
eyes haven't been that good of late.
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(SIRENS WAIL OUTSIDE)
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So, what's happening, then?
Are you two sort of finished?
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What? No! God, I don't know.
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Do you want me to
look after Norma today?
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Whilst you sort stuff out, you know.
Think things through.
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Would you do that? Yeah.
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Oh, shit! No, I remembered.
I've got Norma's massage.
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Fine, I'll just tell her that
you're not feeling too good. Yeah?
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Right, well, look. A little bit
of creamy cock to cheer you up.
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I'll see you later, yeah?
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Showing your caring side.
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You might still be in with
a chance there, you know.
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Yeah, but is she what
I really want, though?
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You are.
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Well, do I only like her
because it's the easy option?
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You know what I mean?
It's not like I met her in a bar
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or through some common interest.
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Norma picked her. What difference
does it make how you meet someone?
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You know, Hitler married
his personal assistant.
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Right. That ended well, didn't it?
You seem to have forgotten,
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when she first come round to look
after Norma, I couldn't stand her.
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It was hardly love at first sight.
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It's not gonna be love at
first sight for you, is it?
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Your eyes are shite.
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NORMA: We haven't been out
like this for ages.
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No, we haven't, have we? What
is it you're looking for, anyway?
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Mm, nothing.
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Nothing? What have we come for, then?
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Well, I like to look.
I might find something I like,
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but you can't always
know until you see it.
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But you always see something,
though, don't you?
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I've never known you to go
out shopping and come home
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with an empty bag. Put it that way.
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How's it work with you, anyway?
When you see something you fancy,
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do you take a minute to consider
how much you need that thing
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before you actually
just go ahead and buy it?
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That's your problem. You
think about things too much.
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If you see something
you like, just go for it.
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You might be right. Oh, look!
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We could buy you another mug.
Stop you and Ruby fighting.
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No, it doesn't matter.
I was being daft.
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I'm happy to share it with her.
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Hiya! Hiya.
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Are these reading glasses? Yeah.
Do you want to try them on?
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If that's all right, yeah.
Been having problems with my eyes!
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Wow. What? They look really good!
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Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Brings out your bone structure.
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Oh, sorry. Have a look,
see what I'm talking about.
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Glasses make men
look so distinguished!
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Yeah. I suppose they do.
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OK. Close your eyes.
Close them? Yeah!
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Uh...
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OK. Keep 'em closed!
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Outrageous! Oh, my God.
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OK...
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Have a look.
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Oh, wow! Yeah.
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Very handsome. Don't know,
think I preferred the others.
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No, no! Trust me. Yeah? Yeah.
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I mean, God, look in the mirror.
What do you see?
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Just me, with glasses on.
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Look again!
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You look like a poet.
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Like a hot poet.
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Yeah, all right. I'll take 'em.
Oh, great! OK.
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Look at you! Looking
well happy with yourself.
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Like a dog with two dicks!
All these women lining up for you.
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Tell you what, though.
As nice as she was,
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don't go messing things up
with Ruby, will you?
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She's the one you want,
in't she? Really.
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Should nip round there, you know.
See if she wants to go out
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for something to eat.
Maybe take her to Jeffries.
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She wants to go there, doesn't she?
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(TRAD JAZZ PLAYS)
Thanks for the dance.
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Made me feel like
I was in my 20s again.
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Unfortunately, my legs
don't feel the same way!
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You look all right to me.
Well, thanks, babe. Cheers.
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Haven't danced like that in ages.
I'm gonna pay for it later.
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I could use a massage. I'll pop
round, see if Ruby's feeling better.
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(PUFFS) I got butterflies
in me stomach.
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INNER SELF: Surprised you've got
room for butterflies in there,
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after eating ravioli, lambchop,
steak, chips and mash last night.
241
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Anyway, calm down, will you?
All you're doing is offering her
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an out for someone to eat.
It's normal, just what friends do.
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Yeah. Don't know.
Don't start bailing out now.
244
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If she has finished without Adam,
she's not going be single for long.
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It's like when a decent house
comes on the market.
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You gotta be quick before someone
else comes in and nabs it.
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In fact, look at Ruby as a house.
Is it the house you want?
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Exactly! So, get in there,
put an offer in,
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before you get gazumped.
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(KNOCKS)
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Hey! Jesus. Things
got that bad with Adam?
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No! Come in.
253
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,160
So, you've already sorted out
your dinner, then? Yeah.
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Oh!
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Adam sent me a text.
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Aw, look at you with your
glasses on! Just like Gandhi.
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"Sorry I've been a bit of an idiot.
I only want to be with you.
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"Can we start again? Love, Adam."
259
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No spelling mistakes either.
260
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,440
It's all back on again, is it?
261
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,560
Yeah, it's looking good.
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I suppose that means you can go
and massage Norma then, doesn't it?
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Huh? Well, now it's all good,
it's all back on, you're all happy,
264
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you can come and massage Norma. No.
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00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,680
I thought I could have the day off.
That's what you said. Yeah.
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I gave you the day off, so you can
sort stuff out and everything.
267
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,840
You have done, everything's rosy now.
So, you can come and massage Norma.
268
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,080
No, Adam's coming over.
That's why I'm cooking!
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00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,720
All right, the cake, then. I want
me cake. Give us the cake back.
270
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,560
It's in the fridge, but we were
going to share it for dessert.
271
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No chance. I gave you
that to cheer you up.
272
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,480
I need cheering up now,
I want the cake back.
273
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,280
Why? What's wrong? Nothing's wrong!
I just want me cake back.
274
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,160
And I'll have to take the massage
table, cos you're not doing it,
275
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,720
clearly, are you, for Norma?
So, I'll have to do it.
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(KNOCKING)
ADAM: Food!
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Shit, it's Adam!
You've got to go.
278
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,280
Just go, go! Well,
what's the problem?
279
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,520
Nothing's going on between...
But if he sees you,
280
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,720
he'll think there
is something going on.
281
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,200
Sit down and write a song...
(ADAM LAUGHS)
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Wait till the days grow long
283
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,680
And wait for the autumn wind
284
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,360
? To blow me away... ?
285
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,920
Hello, again. Hi there, you OK?
286
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,440
Yeah, I bought some
glasses earlier.
287
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,600
I don't do refunds, sorry.
All sales are final.
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00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,000
(MUSIC PLAYS ON SPEAKERS)
289
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,560
Listen, I just wondered if
you want to share some cake?
290
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,640
Sorry, what was that?
291
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,040
Oh! Look at that!
292
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,240
You look so good!
293
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,200
Yes! You've got to get them.
My God, they're amazing.
294
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,840
Yeah, have a look. Wow.
295
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,080
Yeah, they look
really good on you...
296
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,200
(MOBILE RINGS)
297
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,720
All right, Ruby? RUBY: (ON PHONE)
Karl, you left your glasses here,
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00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,720
didn't you? Yeah. Can you
just drop 'em off next time
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00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,400
you can be bothered to look
after Norma? Adam found them!
300
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,240
Can you explain there's
nothing going on between us?
301
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,440
I'm putting him on.
No, don't be putting him on.
302
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,920
I told you, I don't wanna get
involved in any of this.
303
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,720
ADAM: Is that Karl? Yeah.
Have you been seeing Ruby? No.
304
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,160
Can you explain why
your glasses are here?
305
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:31,440
Why you sent her a dirty text
message, why you slept in her bed?
306
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,000
Listen, how about I give you
some "whys" to answer, eh?
307
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,000
Why's she gonna run off with me?
Eh? Why's she gonna run off
308
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,440
with a bald bloke who's
eyes are fucked. Eh?
309
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,960
Why is she going to fancy
a cab driver who's still living
310
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,600
with his auntie? Think about it.
If she's gonna leave you,
311
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,080
it's gonna be for someone
who can offer more than I can.
312
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,160
All right? See ya. Karl...
313
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,880
You all right, Norma?
(TRAD JAZZ PLAYING)
314
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,240
Listen, Ruby's still
not feeling too good,
315
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,320
so I've got all the
massage gear off her.
316
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,160
So, I'll give you a little leg rub.
I don't mind.
317
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,200
Then after that, we'll have
a little bit of cake, yeah?
318
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,440
Funny, that. Of all
the mugs you could get me!
319
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,680
Made for me, this one, innit?
320
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,400
Norma?
321
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,720
Norma?
322
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,520
Norma?
323
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,400
..life can be so sweet
324
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:06,240
On the sunny side of the street
325
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,920
I used to walk in the shade
326
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:14,040
With those blues on parade
327
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,840
But I'm not afraid
328
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:22,000
This Rover crossed over
329
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,960
If I never have a cent
330
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:30,080
I'd be as rich as Rockefeller
331
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,720
? Gold dust at my feet... ?
332
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:38,320
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