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I'm at the bus stop I don't see him I'm
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here
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[Laughter]
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wait 40 people do that in here okay oh
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my god it worked
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okay okay what are you doing whoa hey oh
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they're gonna be they're gonna be here
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in like 15 minutes
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actually they said 8:30 yeah we spoke
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and she's coming in 9:00 sweetheart yep
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I sweetheart I'm gonna smell really like
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vagina
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Robin gets here I don't want to smell
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like fucking pussy she's you're a
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sponsor I never met this girl not a girl
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she's like 40
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hi how are you good how are you hey dude
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so where's the guy in the bathroom in
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the bathtub thank you um any on his back
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shall we try and turn him up here so it
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doesn't throw up and die really Charles
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Garant
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got a real situation where you're just
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gonna leave me in the home that was
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really funny
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it was really fucking funny
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I need you to be very very nice to her
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and tell me that you love me alive
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you want me to be tell you I love you a
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lot like a lot of times I want you to
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tell me you love me a lot
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Oh both mini time okay tell you I love
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you a lot a lot of times yes I can do
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that
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don't you so we were just coming to pick
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up your stuff
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this is so weird
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[Laughter]
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so we get a look at you I really don't
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feel well Garrett this your friend
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mysterious tickle in my throat yeah
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we're married
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oh you're dot technically not legally of
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it we don't really believe in lots
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anyways what's your daughter Cara Lee
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that's very nice
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this is captain that's Cara Lee and this
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is I'm sorry Dori that's weird how are
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your names are I really don't feel like
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it I need to eat something so eat go eat
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food
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there's a room in there the kitchen
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inside which is a refrigerator and
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cabinets inside which I'm sure you'll
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find some food it's not my house I give
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you my permission it's not your house
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it's okay go eat
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mangia ma'am will you bring me a beer
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please you guys three beers please
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it's actually very normal as I'm sure
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you know in Japan it's the standard so
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we can man up sit on the floor
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no I'm kidding I don't know there I
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don't know if I'm actually going to sit
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on the floor there's dead bear for your
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organs Italian I'm gonna
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the hero of the Buddha she goes this is
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nice it's not so bad it's a little like
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we're happy but when we made this
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together that depends if it's good she
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made it if it's bad I made it if it's
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decent if it's decent we both made
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sounds be giving me cooking lessons okay
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so from the look on on Phil's face it
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looks like you need to find a new
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instructor I think you should use your
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own instincts that's not even this I'm
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perfectly happy to get us takeout honey
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it's fine it's fine
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but honestly though
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you only have strong cheese I saw you
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this yeah I am it's not enough okay I'm
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type of glycemic so it's like really
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medically bad for the stick nails shoot
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me a bottle opener sweetie these are the
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sooner you give me a bottle opener the
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sooner I drink the beer the sooner we
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can go to your birthday party dinner
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parties Oh carrot I really want to go
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home
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Garrett you want to go home yeah I
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really don't feel well you don't feel
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well no are you fucking deaf Garrett I
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want to go home I'll tell you what if
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you please give me a bottle opener then
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I'll drink my beer and we can talk don't
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kill her thank you don't feel well Karen
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I really want to go home
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Garrett I think she wants you to take
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her home thank fuck you fuck you okay
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you are such a fucking dick do you know
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that I do not ever want to see your face
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again
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not even to pick up your shit because I
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am gonna go home and don't all the
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fucking window and YouTube can suck my
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dick I didn't need to ask you another
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personal question about this place do
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you rent bill or do you own Phil this I
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don't live here no I'm not trying I'm
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just come and try to size up the
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apartment now he's obsessed with real
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estate obsessed is my job it's fine
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really
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um I I do actually well my family does
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it's it's sort of more of a um like like
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an investment situations okay it wasn't
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too painful
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once so you yeah I'm staying here for
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summer really it's cool what are you
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gonna do you just hanging out we're
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gonna be making some art and maybe I get
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a job but art what kind of art like pose
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posts Fluxus right so you're like a team
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you're a husband-and-wife team who's the
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husband I bet you are how old are you 22
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no they're women that's right you guys
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gonna earn a man
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Charles Charles buddy he's a really
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amazing guy when he gets
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[Laughter]
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Charles listen to this the world is my
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representation this is a truth valid
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with reference to every living and
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knowing being although man alone can
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bring it into reflective abstract
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consciousness Schopenhauer
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very good also very good seriously
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seriously what what I'm not supposed to
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look at a nubile young woman who
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approaches me wearing hey Charles
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Charles holy shit why are you flashing
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Charles and why are you fifty fucking
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times last night for you to come pick me
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up how many fucking times do I have to
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remind you in a week that I'm coming on
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a specific day and then you're supposed
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to pick me up at a specific time it's
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really fucking lame look my phone
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battery won't hold a charge you could
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have done a million things though you
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could have called me from Madeline's
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phone or you could have called mom and
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dad where you didn't have to fucking not
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be there okay shut the fuck up I am
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sorry I didn't get your calls stop
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yelling I'm not yelling you're yelling
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as you bait me into yelling and then
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you're mad at me from yelling now why
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were you showing your genitalia to
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charge and we'll have you
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why are you scantily clothed in front of
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these guys yes I'm sorry I didn't
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realize that there were people around
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I'm scantily clad that's fucked up I
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really if I had known that there are
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people around
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I wouldn't I wouldn't be so scantily
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clad are so that's what I asked and like
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that look please Jesus Karen stop
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looking at her Jesus Christ put on your
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fucking clothes good to have you back
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with us I'm just too but like you know
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like a week ten days ago
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it's all right child she's mine she's
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left that you are at it's an interesting
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smell that rat has the yours I hate when
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you pretend not to know Cara Lee you've
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met her like five fucking times okay I'm
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sorry that I forgot okay I remember you
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want you came in early because you
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wanted to have a picnic I remember it
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all now it's all coming back to me in a
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flash so we'll have a picnic today okay
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no I don't think it's very nice that you
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just were with Mal and you forgot about
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me and now you ruined the picnic I
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didn't forget about you cuz I was with
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Madeline I forgot about you because I'm
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an idiot
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totally so we'll go for a picnic today
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okay I just want we're just gonna play
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ball for a couple hours
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what what could it just be anything yeah
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that's what I'm talking about
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you and me picnic it's gonna be the best
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fucking picnic in the world it's gonna
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be a little basket there's gonna be
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cheese and jam reserves alright okay
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okay so here it goes story with the most
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Shevin there you go no I got it I'm
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sorry my story the most challenging
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seven days ago when chef Nolan had or -
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ever slippery strawberry flavored syrup
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oh I'd have strawberries I am strawberry
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favorite story was Chevy strawberry
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flavored sugar bees with Shemin
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different things like Shevin strawberry
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flavored syrups Slurpees Shevin straws
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Shevin 727 - cops show you know how you
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doing how's everything at home
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I'm just been sleeping in my bed and dad
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will move out I know he told me that he
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wants me to meet her
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which is annoying and he keeps telling
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me that if I can't accept her as part of
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his life then I can't have a
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relationship with him where she was also
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in Hawaii you could make a case for him
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but whatever you didn't you know I'm
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gonna make a kid for him you want me to
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be like one of the girls and just be
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like totally just vent but seriously his
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view should understand his point of view
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you wouldn't I mean you should but I
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won't tell you about that do a normal
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idea
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hey you younger than do this what oh
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yeah it's so random it's not it's
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amazing
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oh so turning this is Sam sister Gabby
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which is an artist as well and aridif
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Madeline was telling me that you're
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looking to work in a gallery
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I don't if you want I could probably you
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don't
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Astrid tall pretty yeah she's an what I
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just um I know Ashley she's not good
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she's disgusting she makes me wanna puke
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you know fast
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mid yeah yeah yeah I hung the shit to
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show there oh she's managing that
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gallery so you know I don't know how
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much and what I wouldn't want you to
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waste a favor but what are you saying I
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don't listen to her she's like I just
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think it's really lame okay art and life
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are like separate I don't know like if
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you hang are in a gallery then your only
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language people to see it and buy it and
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own it and you're kind of getting into
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this bougie myth that art like are two
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separate things
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I am I think she's joking she must be
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joking she's trying to be provocative
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no I just I'm not I just think that like
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creativity should be an approach to
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existence not like a rarefied
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commodified
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is there any alcohol this party in the
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corner
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she's like she said oh she's good she
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does she's at Oberlin she's like reading
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the board and like she said this little
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like situation is kick she's not what
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the fuck she's talking about okay it's
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if you could get her yeah I you know
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I've been there yeah but if you could
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get her a job but I mean an interview
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poor job she didn't seem interested I'll
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make her interested I'll make sure she's
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interesting listen yeah Olivia Sorrell
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she's the curator who basically got me
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into younger than Jesus loves me for
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some reason a gun I don't know why but
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anyway she's looking to fill a few more
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slots along if you were open to it I'm
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fucking I'm totally completely that was
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a bad joke thank you the neighborhoods
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yeah
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yeah call me I mean I was just whenever
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you want funky that's what I mean
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I don't know I'm supposed to feel about
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this we're supposed to feel thank you
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really really easy there tiger
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this is bouncing mountain that is she hi
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I'm Sam get out of that
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[Laughter]
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okay so my most embarrassing sections
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as having sex this guy's been sleeping
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for a while and like I wanted him to tie
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me up okay yeah no no I would I'd rather
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go home I really fucked up today with
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her and he's kind of like a vulnerable
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time for her and stuff I really feel
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like I should like just like have some
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cute even Gabby okay we're just talking
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anyway then I are you okay okay
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everything's fine they're perfect don't
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worry go yeah it was like searching for
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the condom everywhere and I couldn't
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find it
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what no yes
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yes I did no it's okay you don't have to
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lie to me I didn't mind I try started to
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lie then I took back to live
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yes what's your most embarrassing sex
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ring oh geez
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are you talking about where you guys all
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told yours and then I just have to come
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in and tell mine
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she's ready he's got one
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hi wow what are you doing here I I
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thought you were in San Francisco oh I
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was real love
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so weird that I'm seeing you because I
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was just thinking about you
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actually I was thinking about your
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paintings are you still painting yeah
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every day
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not today obviously but thank you no yes
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but most is yeah
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so are you um you working there
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she just got her master's what do you
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it's great kids that's great that's
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amazing you still hate cats oh I hate
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that strong word
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come you still carry a mitre around
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looks really funny you still carry a
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flap your gums what about you what are
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you up to I'm I'm working with orzo
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Japan anyways he's opening this quasi
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Baron breakfast
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[Music]
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it's called Museum really really amazing
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space in Long Island City which reminds
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me why I was thinking of you were coming
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back around do you still have the same
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email address and the I know you know I
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have never changed my notice oh yeah
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okay well I'll email you the details
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we're looking for artists to fill the
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space up and upgrade and stuff
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so put aside
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this mm in there
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like this material
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[Music]
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so pretty
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[Music]
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I have a million things to do I got you
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good seeing you
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[Music]
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you sent you postcards oh I was like
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kind of Vince to convince convinced that
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he was gonna come to Northampton and
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take me to my senior prom and I could
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prove to all the guys didn't like me I
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so greatly old gotta take you out with
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you also some things he would like talk
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about his time in Alaska or I don't know
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I'm just feeling the way to get ahead of
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my school it's come you so much he's
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nice yeah it's fun like it's terrible
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do you know to you and then you stirs it
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you look at you and you weren't looking
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really yeah
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also he just stares at lots of stuff
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like objects and tables and things in a
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really creepy way he definitely looks
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like you there's a glimmer
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please please don't tickle me
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if you tickle me I'll die I'm serious
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musical me all day oh yeah morning you
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when I want to do something that's very
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hard for me to resist doing and I'll
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just have to start experimenting and
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finding out where you're actually in
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most declination okay you are free to go
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but if you wake me up again I will not
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show you so much mercy
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[Applause]
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what we're doing is each room has a
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specific feeling so we're matching rooms
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with artists and those artists get to
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design and come up with the concepts for
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example I like this one sounds cool
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Thanks you have a gallery like one that
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represents me like consistently ya know
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um but I was just in a group show at
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this place called Lila Hafner it's like
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a new yeah that's the Lower East Side
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cool when the visitors come I want them
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to feel like they're immersed in New
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York art culture so they're not feeling
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like they have to search it out or
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they're out of the loop or whatever it's
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all there when they come see I really
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liked the sketches Thanks
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yeah and what we did like a whole wall
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just mini sketches you know like a Museo
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Picasso Malaga I mean the black and
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white stuff that you're showing us it's
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really cool oh wait a minute
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yeah I really like the way you use
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colors one room one artisans theme let's
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think thing you could just do two rooms
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for me and that would settle the whole
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your money
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you're not this guy in San Francisco
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no he seems nice yes nice nice
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the dude his name was literally his name
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was like a yogi yogi zoo I think there
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were a couple like they were dating yes
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but I didn't really have a chance that
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talked to her too much I don't really
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know wasn't alone were there you were
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there for like an hour
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really I think I feel like I was there
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for 40 minutes
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hmm well no I mean you called me at like
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7:15 when you were going in and then
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okay I'm gonna call me again like nine
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so that's like what I don't have
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all right then well that settles that so
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you were timing the thing you're a
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sitting here like no but I did notice
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the time when you called my house great
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and that's great another by pain well
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Chelsea was talking about how she had
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like complete like total mind control
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over this guy you know she is but that's
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what she said
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did you say that in front of him no
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Madeline she didn't say that in front of
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him because that's when I was with her
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alone which is fine it's just that you
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didn't I was alone with her for like a
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second because we were fucking
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you realize that's a joke right that was
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because yeah that's not really that
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funny right sweetie look we really we
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didn't fuck she just gave me a blowjob
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so you can just really it's a storm out
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where are you going I'm I'm taking off I
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don't want to sit you know I don't want
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to sit here I'm exhausted I want to go
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to sleep and you're crying over nothing
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[Music]
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obviously I can't go look at the way
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you've got me got me completely in your
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clutches I feel like that was a bad joke
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cuz of name that was an evil joke didn't
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care for that joke I think it's great
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that that they want to buy your painting
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yeah where did it what are they gonna
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give me for it I they asked me for a
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quote and I off the top they want four
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paintings off the top of my head I was
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like 2,000 each I think it was two uh
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what if I gave you five so that was a
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joke right no I'm serious
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seriously though what's the difference
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if you're talking to her just because
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you want money why can't I buy the
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painting I think the difference is
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pretty obvious okay listen if you don't
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want me to if you don't want me to yeah
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won't work there Sam don't do that to me
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I just you said it was about money
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what's the difference if you don't want
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me to sell the paintings to them I don't
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know well I just want the paintings I
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know you can have them okay you can have
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them you're afraid I won't deal with
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them okay don't want me to deal with
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them I won't deal with them that's that
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yep I won't deal with them okay we done
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tear time over you get it out and do not
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call me again I'm sorry
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please continue okay I was just talking
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was I like I was just saying that I
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start with an idea
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obviously I mean I start with an idea
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but like a specific idea like uh-huh
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just one yeah like a theme and then like
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if the canvas tells me something
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different I listen to it but like oh my
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god I'm sorry I just asked you not to
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call me again you know what your
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financial problems are not my
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responsibility
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I don't even know where my own counts
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are like behind my couches okay sure
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should I
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oh no please go on um yeah so anyway I
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was trying to deal with like the the
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viewed more beautiful aspects of
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horrible things like and in general like
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a theme for all my stuff is like decay
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it's interesting I just I thought I
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thought it was gonna be bigger I thought
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you said that they were bigger oh I have
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like I have tons of bigger ones they're
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just they're up they're all hanging in
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the Guggenheim so we'd have - we just
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have to hop in a cabin
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he's kidding
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but this is beautiful they're bigger
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than they are on the internet if you
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know what I don't know how you suddenly
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became the victim here god I'm sorry do
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you need a person no no I just could you
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don't have to do this balance let's do
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it now you sure yeah yeah I'm just I'm
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just influenced by city walls that's all
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I'm saying there's like a nostalgic
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quality to the different layers of like
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like you know two weeks ago somebody
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lost their dog you know and then like on
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top of that it's like a poster for the
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concert that happens sorry I cannot
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listen by this bullshit right now left
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hand yellow please
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you saw my right hand too hey Betty hey
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you gotta get naked like this okay Gabby
545
00:37:06,610 --> 00:37:11,440
so next time you're gonna have like a
546
00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:13,720
midday orgy I think you should probably
547
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:16,480
notify me a little bit in advance right
548
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:19,959
yes didn't have done please please take
549
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:24,519
this red one for me just it's their shit
550
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:27,070
in there and like you don't take off
551
00:37:24,519 --> 00:37:29,079
your clothes eat my rice at all
552
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:31,210
seriously I'm serious I'm asking you
553
00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:47,619
just participate in this seriously
554
00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:48,340
seriously Sarah oh geez and why are you
555
00:37:47,619 --> 00:37:49,960
so angry
556
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:53,850
what are they teaching you and over
557
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,849
don't touch me I'm gonna take off my
558
00:37:54,059 --> 00:37:58,449
just because you're naked by the way it
559
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:11,880
doesn't make it art I'm just gonna go
560
00:37:58,449 --> 00:38:11,879
and say mr. pussy
561
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,979
[Music]
562
00:38:25,449 --> 00:38:29,629
no you were making all this progress
563
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:33,130
mom's dad will be really proud mom and
564
00:38:29,630 --> 00:38:33,130
dad what are you talking about
565
00:38:54,739 --> 00:39:16,538
[Music]
566
00:39:14,349 --> 00:39:19,059
so I get it you want me to paint
567
00:39:16,539 --> 00:39:22,150
smallpox hospitals with nature coming
568
00:39:19,059 --> 00:39:24,069
through no I was thinking that you would
569
00:39:22,150 --> 00:39:28,170
look at it and then interpret it and
570
00:39:24,068 --> 00:39:34,489
then process the feeling of it
571
00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:37,510
yeah okay I'll thank you Thanks
572
00:39:34,489 --> 00:39:37,509
this has been great
573
00:39:38,739 --> 00:39:42,868
so so I would downs out
574
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,719
exhausting
575
00:39:54,829 --> 00:39:59,089
catch your boyfriend give you a day off
576
00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:08,150
you live with that guy what's-his-face
577
00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:11,778
or something
578
00:40:08,150 --> 00:40:11,778
what what's in space
579
00:40:12,530 --> 00:40:19,750
like the pasta got it forever now
580
00:40:20,630 --> 00:40:23,349
so Jay
581
00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:34,220
jurors Oh Georgia sounds like a Eastern
582
00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:34,220
European superhero or something
583
00:40:36,679 --> 00:40:40,789
deliver them
584
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:45,500
[Music]
585
00:40:40,789 --> 00:40:45,500
you making me feel slightly downright
586
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:52,480
I'm making you feel dumb that's a first
587
00:40:49,730 --> 00:40:56,199
what do you want me to do you want me to
588
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,199
tell some poop jokes
589
00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:32,838
it's different when you ask for it
590
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:48,809
it's gonna
591
00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:51,530
a lot for work stuff but I didn't know
592
00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:51,529
if you'd talk to me
593
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:11,910
come on man this is natural this is how
594
00:42:10,409 --> 00:42:13,859
people are designed to eat okay you're
595
00:42:11,909 --> 00:42:15,359
supposed to know the face of the animal
596
00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:17,460
that you're taking we're all so
597
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,780
disconnected you know weird where have
598
00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:20,699
you been for the last ten years this
599
00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:23,880
world is going to hell did you do this
600
00:42:20,699 --> 00:42:25,739
did you make him this like political it
601
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:29,360
sometimes something's gonna happen to
602
00:42:25,739 --> 00:42:31,799
you some event some life-altering event
603
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:33,000
and you're gonna look at the world a
604
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,160
little bit different or differently okay
605
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,710
you're gonna want to try to prepare the
606
00:42:35,159 --> 00:42:39,899
next generation all right you'll feel
607
00:42:37,710 --> 00:42:46,610
different when you have a little Daniel
608
00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:49,470
or Daniella on the way what kiba's sorry
609
00:42:46,610 --> 00:42:53,519
what a beta really good you're not no
610
00:42:49,469 --> 00:42:54,149
this is your nacho no holy are you
611
00:42:53,519 --> 00:42:58,079
kidding
612
00:42:54,150 --> 00:43:10,320
you're serious serious this is holy shit
613
00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:12,900
yeah you dog you would know you would
614
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:19,410
know she must have a super moon okay
615
00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:24,170
watch the hand thank you are you
616
00:43:19,409 --> 00:43:24,170
listening to this I like do I better now
617
00:43:25,838 --> 00:43:31,588
we need to look me in my face and I want
618
00:43:27,429 --> 00:43:31,588
you to tell me what happened last night
619
00:43:35,728 --> 00:43:45,489
my cell phone died okay you know last
620
00:43:41,559 --> 00:43:46,989
night I fell asleep in my studio no boy
621
00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:48,940
did you think maybe I should call
622
00:43:46,989 --> 00:43:50,619
Madeleine maybe she's worried about me
623
00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:54,809
you couldn't go outside of your fucking
624
00:43:50,619 --> 00:43:54,809
studio to a pay phone and call me
625
00:44:00,478 --> 00:44:12,699
actually that's the first thing you've
626
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:16,749
said to make that I believe you're doing
627
00:44:12,699 --> 00:44:19,748
this to me you are turning me into a
628
00:44:16,748 --> 00:44:24,358
fucking detective you were lying to me
629
00:44:19,748 --> 00:44:24,358
and you are not even very good at it
630
00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:31,509
you're creating a story okay you're
631
00:44:29,079 --> 00:44:33,670
creating a story because this is what
632
00:44:31,509 --> 00:44:35,588
you want to be doing right now and you
633
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:36,880
want to be fighting with me because you
634
00:44:35,588 --> 00:44:39,969
don't want to let me in so you're just
635
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:42,759
creating this crazy paranoid narrative
636
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:44,019
about you know understanding do you know
637
00:44:42,759 --> 00:44:47,469
that and you know why because there
638
00:44:44,018 --> 00:44:49,179
isn't listen to me there is no way that
639
00:44:47,469 --> 00:44:51,130
I could reverse this situation right now
640
00:44:49,179 --> 00:44:55,058
and make you understand how it feels
641
00:44:51,130 --> 00:44:56,950
I know Chelsea there is no way that
642
00:44:55,059 --> 00:45:02,160
anyone that I have ever loved would ever
643
00:44:56,949 --> 00:45:06,449
walk back into my life I'm giving up
644
00:45:02,159 --> 00:45:12,868
look at me I'm giving you an opportunity
645
00:45:06,449 --> 00:45:16,449
right now to live with me and be in love
646
00:45:12,869 --> 00:45:19,900
and you don't have to worry about money
647
00:45:16,449 --> 00:45:22,659
you can just do your art and we could
648
00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:25,079
just raise children and be together and
649
00:45:22,659 --> 00:45:28,058
be happy
650
00:45:25,079 --> 00:45:30,489
this is fucking embarrassing we're at
651
00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:33,249
these people's homes who they like met
652
00:45:30,489 --> 00:45:35,019
yesterday and they're meant for each
653
00:45:33,248 --> 00:45:37,129
other they're just together and there is
654
00:45:35,018 --> 00:45:39,229
a fucking human
655
00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:40,880
being growing inside of her body these
656
00:45:39,230 --> 00:45:44,298
people this is not normal
657
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:46,369
these to their I mean were you met were
658
00:45:44,298 --> 00:45:51,318
you ready to marry me after three weeks
659
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:53,740
yes Sam I was well you really don't seem
660
00:45:51,318 --> 00:45:53,739
ready right now
661
00:45:56,798 --> 00:46:00,788
what are you doing where are you going
662
00:46:05,559 --> 00:46:16,970
has anyone heard of Gabby she likes her
663
00:46:10,039 --> 00:46:21,470
men really flabby passes she takes off
664
00:46:16,969 --> 00:46:29,480
her glasses and says I can't even see
665
00:46:21,469 --> 00:46:42,278
that kind of body no I left it on your
666
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:45,259
bed what's this what is this Bert
667
00:46:42,278 --> 00:46:47,889
all right I'm sorry that was that should
668
00:46:45,259 --> 00:46:47,889
have been perfectly
669
00:46:48,489 --> 00:46:53,328
Dorian Garrett are gonna like whipped
670
00:46:50,358 --> 00:46:55,338
cream off my body right Garrett
671
00:46:53,329 --> 00:46:58,599
Garrett's gonna do that you know like
672
00:46:55,338 --> 00:47:02,150
whipped cream off my sister man um
673
00:46:58,599 --> 00:47:07,369
probably not now that you're here yeah
674
00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:08,869
what if I wasn't here yeah it wasn't my
675
00:47:07,369 --> 00:47:10,849
idea was her right yeah that's just
676
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:12,680
doing what she's asking me to do I'm
677
00:47:10,849 --> 00:47:15,380
like helping out with her project I'm
678
00:47:12,679 --> 00:47:17,480
not I'm not like I didn't sign on yeah
679
00:47:15,380 --> 00:47:18,950
like what are you like the master page
680
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,380
Garrett gets to say who likes what off
681
00:47:18,949 --> 00:47:24,338
of his body yeah I'm the master
682
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:26,838
patriarch of the of the apartment
683
00:47:24,338 --> 00:47:28,909
actually you know I am a fucking master
684
00:47:26,838 --> 00:47:31,599
in New York of this house oh I made a
685
00:47:28,909 --> 00:47:31,598
run around here
686
00:47:34,278 --> 00:47:38,389
like you don't get to say what I do just
687
00:47:37,219 --> 00:47:40,038
because you pay rent that means
688
00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:40,588
automatically you owe my body and you
689
00:47:40,039 --> 00:47:44,789
own my
690
00:47:40,588 --> 00:47:46,018
right that's fucking lame will you come
691
00:47:44,789 --> 00:47:47,939
here and lick it off of me that would be
692
00:47:46,018 --> 00:47:49,828
really provocative I can't that would be
693
00:47:47,938 --> 00:47:52,199
that would be totally provocative that
694
00:47:49,829 --> 00:47:53,849
might change the world actually that
695
00:47:52,199 --> 00:47:55,469
might really fucking change things but
696
00:47:53,849 --> 00:47:57,420
you know what I'm just a cynical fuck
697
00:47:55,469 --> 00:47:59,400
and I want to keep the world dark and
698
00:47:57,420 --> 00:48:00,959
depressing so I'm gonna skip that all
699
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:08,130
right you have a job interview tomorrow
700
00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:09,389
I set it up for you all right look you
701
00:48:08,130 --> 00:48:11,309
better go to that fucking interview
702
00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:26,608
because I can't afford the rent without
703
00:48:11,309 --> 00:48:41,910
you getting a job okay okay yeah all
704
00:48:26,608 --> 00:48:43,840
right hi how are you I'm well I'm come
705
00:48:41,909 --> 00:48:47,440
on in
706
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:50,950
so I'm your friend Franny so I'm your
707
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:54,000
friend if Rani's so what makes you want
708
00:48:50,949 --> 00:48:54,000
to work in a gallery
709
00:48:57,539 --> 00:49:10,000
what makes so have you worked in the art
710
00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:14,350
world before okay and so have you worked
711
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:16,480
in there okay it's not my interview it's
712
00:49:14,349 --> 00:49:17,889
not me who's left a job it's not it's
713
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:21,010
not me look because what everybody
714
00:49:17,889 --> 00:49:27,639
teaches so this one here is like a
715
00:49:21,010 --> 00:49:29,200
little game go okay all right but nice
716
00:49:27,639 --> 00:49:34,539
meeting you guys anything I'm gonna wear
717
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:38,559
this as an opt gonna work is it let's go
718
00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:40,360
let's go no it's it's my gallery I'm not
719
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:47,009
be thanked and then it's not it's my
720
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:50,440
gallery I'm not leaving sir okay okay
721
00:49:47,010 --> 00:49:52,420
please step away from the table right
722
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,820
brother I really I really I'm not
723
00:49:52,420 --> 00:49:56,409
joining mr. Pennell is comfortable with
724
00:49:54,820 --> 00:49:59,100
us please I really would actually
725
00:49:56,409 --> 00:49:59,099
appreciate it
726
00:50:02,949 --> 00:51:05,929
[Music]
727
00:50:47,599 --> 00:51:05,929
okay yes again yeah
728
00:51:19,329 --> 00:51:21,360
ah
729
00:51:39,610 --> 00:51:42,610
No
730
00:52:08,269 --> 00:52:11,269
sometime
731
00:52:28,599 --> 00:52:33,769
[Laughter]
732
00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:53,670
I think you're maybe not entirely honest
733
00:52:48,780 --> 00:52:55,650
with me you were neither oh wait
734
00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:58,320
it was obviously a virgin it was really
735
00:52:55,650 --> 00:53:10,108
awkward and I don't want that
736
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:15,390
responsibility so you're okay though you
737
00:53:10,108 --> 00:53:18,690
feel thank you mm-hmm yeah it's like
738
00:53:15,389 --> 00:53:20,279
pretty crazy like um it's like this
739
00:53:18,690 --> 00:53:21,869
really weird thing like all of a sudden
740
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,060
all the colors in the room are like
741
00:53:21,869 --> 00:53:36,660
brighter and more vibrant and like my
742
00:53:24,059 --> 00:53:43,650
entire outlook on life you're like a lot
743
00:53:36,659 --> 00:53:45,960
a lot a lot area this mm-hmm I think
744
00:53:43,650 --> 00:53:50,160
we're gonna have four babies or maybe
745
00:53:45,960 --> 00:54:05,099
five probably five and we're gonna have
746
00:53:50,159 --> 00:54:09,838
a really really big wedding I think that
747
00:54:05,099 --> 00:54:13,280
monogamy is really stupid word word so
748
00:54:09,838 --> 00:54:13,279
you have anything to worry about okay
749
00:54:17,059 --> 00:54:19,929
Hey
750
00:54:24,519 --> 00:54:37,168
[Music]
751
00:54:50,259 --> 00:55:00,309
no yeah
752
00:55:01,630 --> 00:55:05,470
[Laughter]
753
00:55:06,550 --> 00:55:09,679
[Music]
754
00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:23,539
[Laughter]
755
00:55:45,059 --> 00:56:04,900
where's Sam where's Sam okay yes Hey
756
00:56:01,750 --> 00:56:09,449
Oh we go on high and I was wondering if
757
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:13,740
we could call Sam yeah because I can't
758
00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:13,739
my my cell phone's not working
759
00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:24,340
hey that's my it's my shit just yeah I'm
760
00:56:20,349 --> 00:56:27,460
sorry I just assumed you oh oh hey did
761
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:28,090
he mention that you know I just said hey
762
00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:30,429
Sam
763
00:56:28,090 --> 00:56:35,410
it's Gabby I need you to call me back to
764
00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:37,829
my shit Garret it's my shit no just
765
00:56:35,409 --> 00:56:40,779
trying to help you pick it up yeah
766
00:56:37,829 --> 00:56:51,009
fucking shit he said he was coming back
767
00:56:40,780 --> 00:56:52,690
tomorrow morning okay so um does that
768
00:56:51,010 --> 00:57:01,750
mean he's coming back here or he's
769
00:56:52,690 --> 00:57:07,630
coming tomorrow here he'll probably be
770
00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:22,300
coming back here here tomorrow morning
771
00:57:07,630 --> 00:57:27,190
probably so he didn't mention anything
772
00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:28,900
about anything um well he said he it's
773
00:57:27,190 --> 00:57:32,289
the next morning sure does that mean
774
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:36,700
that he's coming back so he's probably
775
00:57:32,289 --> 00:57:41,219
coming back here tomorrow right I'm
776
00:57:36,699 --> 00:57:46,319
sorry did he mention anything about
777
00:57:41,219 --> 00:57:46,319
anything I don't know what that means
778
00:57:52,369 --> 00:58:07,940
no fucking idea where Sam is they didn't
779
00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:07,940
call me for one fucking week and you Sam
780
00:58:09,318 --> 00:58:28,440
that's ok don't answer that shit fucking
781
00:58:27,539 --> 00:58:30,630
break
782
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:45,150
I think that's a good idea oh that's a
783
00:58:30,630 --> 00:58:46,260
good idea no I don't Madeline we're
784
00:58:45,150 --> 00:58:49,349
telling you everything we know
785
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:52,980
yeah well I'm talking to Charles right
786
00:58:49,349 --> 00:59:00,838
now okay but we're just trying to help
787
00:58:52,980 --> 00:59:04,108
you you're laughing at me I mean you're
788
00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:06,779
being really vague like you I'm sorry
789
00:59:04,108 --> 00:59:09,568
really honestly I'm being vague I mean I
790
00:59:06,780 --> 00:59:11,190
asked this is fate yeah do you find they
791
00:59:09,568 --> 00:59:14,568
you said do you know anything about
792
00:59:11,190 --> 00:59:14,568
anything I don't know what that means
793
00:59:23,150 --> 00:59:30,858
I'm so sorry
794
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:30,858
yeah I'm sorry
795
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:45,858
I don't think you're stupid eh I just
796
00:59:43,199 --> 00:59:49,078
want to know if you know anything about
797
00:59:45,858 --> 01:00:02,989
Sam and I and I want to know if you know
798
00:59:49,079 --> 01:00:02,990
why I might be so upset I can't
799
01:00:30,059 --> 01:00:33,139
[Music]
800
01:00:34,530 --> 01:00:47,230
there's lumps take a deep breath you
801
01:00:42,550 --> 01:01:19,510
breathe it down inspire give me some
802
01:00:47,230 --> 01:01:23,860
butter just sit there water yeah yeah we
803
01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:33,820
watch the first thing I'm gonna avoid my
804
01:01:23,860 --> 01:01:37,690
Daleks no thank you I hope have you seen
805
01:01:33,820 --> 01:01:39,940
Chelsea recently mm-hmm no I haven't
806
01:01:37,690 --> 01:01:42,389
seen her in years and years but did you
807
01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:47,200
know that she was spying Sam's paintings
808
01:01:42,389 --> 01:01:50,129
don't mind sounds pants did you know
809
01:01:47,199 --> 01:01:50,129
that he was fucking her again
810
01:01:53,920 --> 01:02:01,690
um why do you think that because her
811
01:01:56,409 --> 01:02:09,059
brother is a fucking bad liar and I just
812
01:02:01,690 --> 01:02:09,059
know him I don't think he would do that
813
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:36,630
[Music]
814
01:02:37,530 --> 01:02:41,820
I'm not ignoring
815
01:02:43,750 --> 01:02:48,940
I know that
816
01:02:46,369 --> 01:02:48,940
yeah
817
01:02:49,110 --> 01:02:56,370
No what are you talking about no I do
818
01:02:53,519 --> 01:03:02,579
remember that because I wept every day
819
01:02:56,369 --> 01:03:05,909
for six months and I felt like I felt
820
01:03:02,579 --> 01:03:07,679
like I'd been destroyed basically and I
821
01:03:05,909 --> 01:03:09,569
never wanted to get out of bed and I
822
01:03:07,679 --> 01:03:13,500
didn't want to brush my teeth or shower
823
01:03:09,570 --> 01:03:20,670
or shave or ever see another human being
824
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:24,570
ever again but you know forget it
825
01:03:20,670 --> 01:03:25,889
whatever made a man out of me well if it
826
01:03:24,570 --> 01:03:28,950
makes you feel me but I wasn't exactly
827
01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:33,259
living the high life for the past three
828
01:03:28,949 --> 01:03:38,639
years why would that make me feel better
829
01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:41,370
it does it was hard on me too
830
01:03:38,639 --> 01:03:43,639
I didn't believe you because I didn't
831
01:03:41,369 --> 01:03:43,639
love you
832
01:03:45,769 --> 01:03:53,460
I'm just so past my prime I can't even
833
01:03:48,690 --> 01:03:56,909
they're not past your prime yes think of
834
01:03:53,460 --> 01:04:00,360
your people no I'm past and I look
835
01:03:56,909 --> 01:04:02,279
really bad it's from stress so I have
836
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:05,010
not aged as well as Madeline has she
837
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:09,300
looks really great actually I thought
838
01:04:05,010 --> 01:04:10,890
she'd be dead by now she looks I think
839
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:13,470
you're really beautiful you think you're
840
01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:15,480
still really beautiful I think you're
841
01:04:13,469 --> 01:04:16,528
more beautiful than you ever were you
842
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:20,909
look great
843
01:04:16,528 --> 01:04:20,909
you know does that make you upset
844
01:04:25,130 --> 01:04:32,599
just makes me want to run away and do
845
01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:35,389
something simple you know just just run
846
01:04:32,599 --> 01:04:38,230
away you're gonna run away sounds good
847
01:04:35,389 --> 01:04:38,230
sign me up
848
01:04:49,858 --> 01:04:54,538
you want to go you yeah I'm gonna win
849
01:04:52,318 --> 01:04:55,429
this time I figured it out you figured
850
01:04:54,539 --> 01:04:59,009
it out
851
01:04:55,429 --> 01:05:01,679
yeah hey you really think you figured it
852
01:04:59,009 --> 01:05:06,900
out mm-hm then let's put something on
853
01:05:01,679 --> 01:05:07,910
the line if I win then you give me a rim
854
01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:10,650
job
855
01:05:07,909 --> 01:05:15,538
and if you win I'll give you a rim job
856
01:05:10,650 --> 01:05:18,389
you ever had a rim job no do you know
857
01:05:15,539 --> 01:05:19,890
how to rim job is I think so it's gonna
858
01:05:18,389 --> 01:05:21,558
you look someone's butt right
859
01:05:19,889 --> 01:05:31,438
it's when you like their asshole yeah
860
01:05:21,559 --> 01:05:33,119
yeah it's good it is good yes you do
861
01:05:31,438 --> 01:05:42,420
don't worry it's kind of a win-win
862
01:05:33,119 --> 01:05:47,789
situation for you okay oh you'll get
863
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:51,568
your tongue ready for a rim job well
864
01:05:47,789 --> 01:05:54,900
start upstairs now seriously
865
01:05:51,568 --> 01:06:00,208
I'll start upstairs upstairs easy right
866
01:05:54,900 --> 01:06:02,219
but now it's start moving down stuff can
867
01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:08,548
you imagine it
868
01:06:02,219 --> 01:06:13,739
can you imagine okay if if Sam walked in
869
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:15,358
and you had your tongue in my house I'm
870
01:06:13,739 --> 01:06:16,499
the man of the house now you should do
871
01:06:15,358 --> 01:06:19,938
what I tell you to do
872
01:06:16,498 --> 01:06:19,938
oh yeah fucking right
873
01:06:29,570 --> 01:06:35,879
[Music]
874
01:06:39,130 --> 01:06:46,150
you're like where in the universe
875
01:06:46,510 --> 01:06:56,260
between your legs like Galaxy following
876
01:06:52,329 --> 01:07:00,890
no you move like that at resolution
877
01:06:56,260 --> 01:07:03,560
muchacho hey man hey weirdest thing
878
01:07:00,889 --> 01:07:07,460
happened to me I walked into the house
879
01:07:03,559 --> 01:07:09,440
and I'd like this smell I smelled weed
880
01:07:07,460 --> 01:07:12,409
and I was like whoa what the fuck is
881
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:14,240
going on here maybe Garrett and Gaby and
882
01:07:12,409 --> 01:07:15,858
Charles then it might be smoking weed it
883
01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:19,009
was really weird cuz you guys never do
884
01:07:15,858 --> 01:07:21,608
that like totally shocked do you want
885
01:07:19,010 --> 01:07:27,290
some no thank you though
886
01:07:21,608 --> 01:07:29,358
appreciate it I just Gaby I just got a
887
01:07:27,289 --> 01:07:32,059
quick question for you how's that job
888
01:07:29,358 --> 01:07:37,818
search going oh really
889
01:07:32,059 --> 01:07:42,170
yeah job yeah artist artist
890
01:07:37,818 --> 01:07:44,269
what about gallery employee cuz I spoke
891
01:07:42,170 --> 01:07:46,190
to my friend my friend Frannie a couple
892
01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:47,568
days ago oh yeah
893
01:07:46,190 --> 01:07:50,630
you know that interview went really
894
01:07:47,568 --> 01:07:53,119
really well basically the lady hired me
895
01:07:50,630 --> 01:07:53,990
but I I didn't I said I had to talk to
896
01:07:53,119 --> 01:07:56,599
my agent
897
01:07:53,989 --> 01:07:58,759
Darrin was just a grown man I have I
898
01:07:56,599 --> 01:08:00,440
think maybe actually what we need to do
899
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:02,270
is form a little bit of a think tank I
900
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:04,579
thought you were trying to talk
901
01:08:02,269 --> 01:08:06,230
something out with Gaby solid I was I am
902
01:08:04,579 --> 01:08:08,000
but I would really actually appreciate
903
01:08:06,230 --> 01:08:09,619
your feedback I think you know the more
904
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,719
the merrier we should we really need to
905
01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:13,730
brainstorm about how the fuck we're
906
01:08:11,719 --> 01:08:15,199
gonna make rent this month I think if we
907
01:08:13,730 --> 01:08:17,149
all put our heads together maybe we
908
01:08:15,199 --> 01:08:18,380
could come up with the solution all
909
01:08:17,149 --> 01:08:20,059
right because you already owe me for
910
01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:22,159
last month so I'm wondering if you have
911
01:08:20,060 --> 01:08:23,779
any ideas about that I do I do talk to
912
01:08:22,159 --> 01:08:25,818
dad cuz it's not my fault that dad is
913
01:08:23,779 --> 01:08:27,980
too busy paying for his fucking slut and
914
01:08:25,819 --> 01:08:29,449
like not giving you the money that he
915
01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:31,729
said he'd give you like it has nothing
916
01:08:29,448 --> 01:08:33,738
to do with me dad never promised to me
917
01:08:31,729 --> 01:08:35,209
that he was paying your rent I don't
918
01:08:33,738 --> 01:08:36,769
know anything about that your problems
919
01:08:35,210 --> 01:08:40,039
with that are really none of my business
920
01:08:36,770 --> 01:08:42,170
okay what concerns me right now is that
921
01:08:40,039 --> 01:08:43,329
we're broke we can't pay the rent we
922
01:08:42,170 --> 01:08:45,279
sublet the room too
923
01:08:43,329 --> 01:08:47,140
you owe me for last month and I don't
924
01:08:45,279 --> 01:08:48,939
know how we're gonna make this month you
925
01:08:47,140 --> 01:08:51,280
just can't live in New York without a
926
01:08:48,939 --> 01:08:53,019
job you just it's just not possible dude
927
01:08:51,279 --> 01:08:55,119
I'll get a fucking job I just don't want
928
01:08:53,020 --> 01:08:57,880
to work in a gallery like I just really
929
01:08:55,119 --> 01:09:00,699
just that's not what I want to do also
930
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:02,590
if I just say for the record what I did
931
01:09:00,699 --> 01:09:04,269
was fucking amazing it was really
932
01:09:02,590 --> 01:09:06,100
seriously the best thing ever
933
01:09:04,270 --> 01:09:11,740
here why are you acting wrong will you
934
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:18,100
focus on this like we're all our own
935
01:09:11,739 --> 01:09:20,500
people and what you do what I do are
936
01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:24,730
separate it doesn't reflect on you if I
937
01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:27,340
do right let me tell you something it
938
01:09:24,729 --> 01:09:30,909
does reflect on me when I send my sister
939
01:09:27,340 --> 01:09:32,140
in to an interview relationship he's
940
01:09:30,909 --> 01:09:34,000
really important she's like somebody
941
01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:36,010
genius all right yeah but which but
942
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:38,340
she's not because never actually never
943
01:09:36,010 --> 01:09:40,960
said shit genius art gallery
944
01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:44,710
no because what she doesn't understand
945
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:48,010
is that okay what was sitting across
946
01:09:44,710 --> 01:09:51,130
from her was fucking creative genius
947
01:09:48,010 --> 01:09:54,190
like sheer fucking genius
948
01:09:51,130 --> 01:09:56,829
she just doesn't fit mm-hm
949
01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:57,939
yeah what are you what are you doing why
950
01:09:56,829 --> 01:10:01,059
are you looking at my sister like that
951
01:09:57,939 --> 01:10:03,399
no I'm not i how are you looking at I'm
952
01:10:01,060 --> 01:10:05,830
not yeah you were looking at her man you
953
01:10:03,399 --> 01:10:09,099
were fucking zoning out you're zoning
954
01:10:05,829 --> 01:10:13,960
out on her crotch that's what you were
955
01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:16,840
doing I was two feet away no she's got
956
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:19,449
like the space-time continuum on her
957
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:22,170
pant leg that was getting lost in the
958
01:10:19,449 --> 01:10:22,170
stars
959
01:10:27,659 --> 01:10:32,159
daddy fucking my sister yeah
960
01:10:32,529 --> 01:10:41,689
know what dude what I'll let you sleep
961
01:10:38,539 --> 01:10:43,639
on my my couch for fucking free and your
962
01:10:41,689 --> 01:10:47,769
form of gratitude is sticking your
963
01:10:43,639 --> 01:10:54,760
fucking dirty ass cock and my sister Wow
964
01:10:47,770 --> 01:10:57,980
no I am NOT I don't know where that even
965
01:10:54,760 --> 01:11:00,230
come Charles I'm gonna ask you do you
966
01:10:57,979 --> 01:11:03,738
know anything about this fine romance
967
01:11:00,229 --> 01:11:05,569
here you fucking listen to it you lock
968
01:11:03,738 --> 01:11:07,729
yourself in your bedroom and - and
969
01:11:05,569 --> 01:11:08,299
earplugs or do you hear them Sam going
970
01:11:07,729 --> 01:11:10,218
at it
971
01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:11,960
Sam I'm not fucking him if you would
972
01:11:10,219 --> 01:11:15,739
just listen to me I'm not fucking him
973
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:20,600
not only am i not is she not getting
974
01:11:15,738 --> 01:11:22,609
fucked by me but even if she was Charles
975
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:27,679
wouldn't hear anything because when I
976
01:11:22,609 --> 01:11:35,988
get down I am a silent fucker I'm like
977
01:11:27,679 --> 01:11:38,449
oh you should take that comedy act on
978
01:11:35,988 --> 01:11:40,309
the road like right away like this
979
01:11:38,448 --> 01:11:43,219
second you know what I'm saying like
980
01:11:40,310 --> 01:11:45,949
maybe you could just split and just take
981
01:11:43,219 --> 01:11:50,329
your eyes else and just what I need you
982
01:11:45,948 --> 01:11:52,309
to leave all right presently like what
983
01:11:50,329 --> 01:11:54,649
what did I just say that like right away
984
01:11:52,310 --> 01:11:56,960
oh yeah hey Charles you want to help me
985
01:11:54,649 --> 01:11:59,779
out a little business I mean are you
986
01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:03,189
just Charles and I just don't have money
987
01:11:59,779 --> 01:12:07,009
in the bank to pay the fucking rent just
988
01:12:03,189 --> 01:12:08,779
fucking soak that in will you fucking
989
01:12:07,010 --> 01:12:10,670
encourage my sister to get alright yeah
990
01:12:08,779 --> 01:12:12,469
I'm gonna fucking job I already said it
991
01:12:10,670 --> 01:12:14,420
I'll get a fucking job I just don't want
992
01:12:12,469 --> 01:12:16,219
to work in a stupid fucking art gallery
993
01:12:14,420 --> 01:12:17,960
that's all the fuck I'm saying why did
994
01:12:16,219 --> 01:12:20,090
you encourage my sister to get her
995
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:22,130
fucking shit together immediately and
996
01:12:20,090 --> 01:12:23,779
encouraged Garret to shack up with
997
01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:28,579
another fucking bimbo cuz you know he
998
01:12:23,779 --> 01:12:31,130
could I'm not saying I'm not I wasn't
999
01:12:28,579 --> 01:12:34,109
I'm not saying that you're a bimbo no no
1000
01:12:31,130 --> 01:12:37,588
to me it was aimed to me it was
1001
01:12:34,109 --> 01:12:39,479
indeed it was aimed do you have any idea
1002
01:12:37,588 --> 01:12:42,118
what this guy is all about he has a
1003
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:43,708
fucking stable of women at all times
1004
01:12:42,118 --> 01:12:44,759
which you happen to be worn out right
1005
01:12:43,708 --> 01:12:47,038
now okay
1006
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:49,260
I was just fucking disgusting to me okay
1007
01:12:47,038 --> 01:12:51,418
he spends half of his time on the street
1008
01:12:49,260 --> 01:12:54,088
right who knows what kind of street
1009
01:12:51,418 --> 01:12:56,279
trash his cock has been inside he sleeps
1010
01:12:54,088 --> 01:12:57,448
with street trash okay you know I don't
1011
01:12:56,279 --> 01:13:00,148
mean to be a face
1012
01:12:57,448 --> 01:13:04,228
I don't want us be a total stick in the
1013
01:13:00,149 --> 01:13:07,969
mud but have you been tested recently
1014
01:13:04,229 --> 01:13:11,909
did you did you get tested before
1015
01:13:07,969 --> 01:13:16,918
dude I am drug-free
1016
01:13:11,908 --> 01:13:19,948
I'm std-free my drug-free dad you're
1017
01:13:16,918 --> 01:13:23,788
just a fucking I'm actually dad yeah I'm
1018
01:13:19,948 --> 01:13:25,108
I feel like dad because I wanna give you
1019
01:13:23,788 --> 01:13:29,069
good like where have you been all
1020
01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:30,959
fucking week has nan 30 years old I have
1021
01:13:29,069 --> 01:13:33,448
my own life this girl is 20 years old
1022
01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:34,648
she's not even out of college man you
1023
01:13:33,448 --> 01:13:36,208
know what it doesn't matter because I
1024
01:13:34,649 --> 01:13:38,699
can live anywhere I want
1025
01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:42,198
be it a fucking mansion be it a dumpster
1026
01:13:38,698 --> 01:13:42,198
it's all the same to me alright let's
1027
01:13:43,639 --> 01:13:50,038
actually go find them hassle baby why
1028
01:13:47,729 --> 01:13:50,519
are you so for a second let me talk to
1029
01:13:50,038 --> 01:13:52,108
your brother
1030
01:13:50,519 --> 01:13:54,780
hey man don't talk to her that way oh
1031
01:13:52,109 --> 01:13:55,559
fuck you dude look at this fucking don't
1032
01:13:54,779 --> 01:13:57,838
talk to her that way
1033
01:13:55,559 --> 01:14:01,199
stand there she'll brother man who are
1034
01:13:57,838 --> 01:14:03,510
you I'm nobody man and I will be gone in
1035
01:14:01,198 --> 01:14:06,688
a second all right no but just you I'm
1036
01:14:03,510 --> 01:14:08,039
satisfied I got what I want out of this
1037
01:14:06,689 --> 01:14:09,479
conversation oh you know what I'm gonna
1038
01:14:08,038 --> 01:14:11,009
go you one better man I've been here
1039
01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:12,389
what Charles have been here water be
1040
01:14:11,010 --> 01:14:14,309
quiet I've been here what Charles four
1041
01:14:12,389 --> 01:14:16,699
or five weeks that makes I've been here
1042
01:14:14,309 --> 01:14:18,590
four or five weeks that's like 35 days
1043
01:14:16,698 --> 01:14:21,079
35 days and night
1044
01:14:18,590 --> 01:14:21,829
for 35 days be quiet I will go down to
1045
01:14:21,079 --> 01:14:23,779
pianos
1046
01:14:21,829 --> 01:14:25,460
I'll make exactly however much money you
1047
01:14:23,779 --> 01:14:27,289
want me to make for you and I will bring
1048
01:14:25,460 --> 01:14:29,420
it here and you'll have it and we can be
1049
01:14:27,289 --> 01:14:35,119
even all right straight wonderful I'll
1050
01:14:29,420 --> 01:14:37,569
send you great so that's on Oh No jesus
1051
01:14:35,119 --> 01:14:37,569
fucking
1052
01:14:39,199 --> 01:14:57,099
[Music]
1053
01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:59,230
so I realized that I'm taking a risk
1054
01:14:57,100 --> 01:15:00,880
showing you this one first it's actually
1055
01:14:59,229 --> 01:15:02,529
not supposed to be funny it was an
1056
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:07,300
homage to go god I actually really liked
1057
01:15:02,529 --> 01:15:14,739
it yeah yes this one was more like
1058
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:17,230
supposed to be like is it I mean yeah
1059
01:15:14,739 --> 01:15:18,969
yeah a little scatological I don't know
1060
01:15:17,229 --> 01:15:20,319
if that's no matter it's totally cool
1061
01:15:18,970 --> 01:15:23,619
this is exactly what we were thinking of
1062
01:15:20,319 --> 01:15:29,319
push the envelope Valentine hey chels
1063
01:15:23,619 --> 01:15:37,539
come check this out this is great hey no
1064
01:15:29,319 --> 01:15:50,920
we're talking about he totally did it
1065
01:15:37,539 --> 01:15:52,329
another yeah but you have a contract
1066
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:54,130
with the guy so if you have a contract
1067
01:15:52,329 --> 01:15:55,300
with the guy who's gonna pay you so what
1068
01:15:54,130 --> 01:15:59,470
difference do they give you
1069
01:15:55,300 --> 01:16:00,940
I just felt the right time right now if
1070
01:15:59,470 --> 01:16:03,130
you don't want to do it don't just don't
1071
01:16:00,939 --> 01:16:05,109
don't tell me you're gonna do it I do
1072
01:16:03,130 --> 01:16:13,510
wanna do what do they need to do it
1073
01:16:05,109 --> 01:16:16,589
thank you I do want to do I mean it okay
1074
01:16:13,510 --> 01:16:16,590
I mean I mean
1075
01:16:23,039 --> 01:16:33,250
that's what I want to do a tune of you I
1076
01:16:25,869 --> 01:16:35,380
want an exchange so I'm giving you a
1077
01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:37,630
monopoly and giving you two yeah yeah
1078
01:16:35,380 --> 01:16:44,529
you're giving me one monopolies which is
1079
01:16:37,630 --> 01:16:48,390
less expensive and a pain you see
1080
01:16:44,529 --> 01:16:48,389
Charles please what do you think
1081
01:16:51,010 --> 01:16:54,760
[Music]
1082
01:17:01,199 --> 01:17:04,960
look I'll give you this deal and we'll
1083
01:17:03,550 --> 01:17:07,480
each give each other two free passes to
1084
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:12,939
the mountains we're gonna get you think
1085
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:28,299
the reality Oh yellow these are commonly
1086
01:17:12,939 --> 01:17:30,609
understood you justify myself why didn't
1087
01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:32,170
you tell me your sister was so cool you
1088
01:17:30,609 --> 01:17:33,729
tell that is cool sort of a big thing
1089
01:17:32,170 --> 01:17:35,109
that I'm supposed to just walk around
1090
01:17:33,729 --> 01:17:38,439
telling everybody I know that I have a
1091
01:17:35,109 --> 01:17:40,059
ghost this you're seeing now how cool
1092
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:42,309
she is I'm sorry I didn't mention your
1093
01:17:40,060 --> 01:17:45,370
level of coolness I apologize I'm sorry
1094
01:17:42,310 --> 01:17:47,820
you are very cool okay good that was a
1095
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,819
good trick
1096
01:17:52,189 --> 01:17:55,579
it's your turn
1097
01:18:01,270 --> 01:18:04,449
[Music]
1098
01:18:13,590 --> 01:18:31,920
Charles happy birthday yeah well you
1099
01:18:25,619 --> 01:18:41,750
look good thanks yeah although maybe
1100
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:41,750
overdressed for monopoly how's a beer
1101
01:18:42,470 --> 01:18:51,150
this guy doesn't even nobody else is
1102
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:52,770
talking she doesn't what is this whose
1103
01:18:51,149 --> 01:18:54,659
are these when did these cook one who do
1104
01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:57,540
these hotels whose hotels there are
1105
01:18:54,659 --> 01:19:00,449
hotels when did you get when did you get
1106
01:18:57,539 --> 01:19:02,729
this monopoly what it we traded with
1107
01:19:00,449 --> 01:19:04,439
Charles again what are you just you're
1108
01:19:02,729 --> 01:19:05,519
just doing secret trades with Charles
1109
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:09,389
all night you didn't learn your lesson
1110
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:11,430
Charles did you announce this trade did
1111
01:19:09,390 --> 01:19:14,980
I miss it
1112
01:19:11,430 --> 01:19:17,960
no we didn't announce it but then it got
1113
01:19:14,979 --> 01:19:19,729
leaked on the Internet so maybe you read
1114
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:21,050
it there mm-hmm
1115
01:19:19,729 --> 01:19:23,779
you know what it's actually against the
1116
01:19:21,050 --> 01:19:25,850
rules to do that it's not a distance
1117
01:19:23,779 --> 01:19:28,639
yeah yes ma'am it's bad conduct live
1118
01:19:25,850 --> 01:19:33,079
it's it's can I see the real rule book
1119
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:35,300
Trump's charge your brother is the horse
1120
01:19:33,079 --> 01:19:36,829
we don't have the rope you don't have
1121
01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:38,930
the rule book Trump's what happened on
1122
01:19:36,829 --> 01:19:40,670
the robot this isn't the robot it's not
1123
01:19:38,930 --> 01:19:41,869
gonna be on this anyway you know what I
1124
01:19:40,670 --> 01:19:44,420
don't give a shit if it's in the rule
1125
01:19:41,869 --> 01:19:46,309
book it's just bad like if you make us
1126
01:19:44,420 --> 01:19:48,079
if you think it's a trade it's like
1127
01:19:46,310 --> 01:20:08,360
cheeky cheating something you should
1128
01:19:48,079 --> 01:20:12,109
know a lot about okay Moses let's hear
1129
01:20:08,359 --> 01:20:14,750
your your your moral judgment bear on me
1130
01:20:12,109 --> 01:20:17,539
what's what's on your mind
1131
01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:19,760
I don't know Gaby you want to field that
1132
01:20:17,539 --> 01:20:21,470
question uh yeah
1133
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:24,710
hey Sam guess who was over here drunk
1134
01:20:21,470 --> 01:20:26,300
last weekend okay what are you what are
1135
01:20:24,710 --> 01:20:28,300
you saying you're saying that Matt on
1136
01:20:26,300 --> 01:20:32,260
was here she was drunk
1137
01:20:28,300 --> 01:20:35,560
yeah is she all right
1138
01:20:32,260 --> 01:20:37,070
really what does that mean not really
1139
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:40,310
she's fine
1140
01:20:37,069 --> 01:20:41,349
because she was she fine or she no she's
1141
01:20:40,310 --> 01:20:44,600
fine
1142
01:20:41,350 --> 01:20:46,820
so how do you how do you know that as I
1143
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:50,510
spent some time with her yeah what kind
1144
01:20:46,819 --> 01:20:59,719
of time what kind of time you know like
1145
01:20:50,510 --> 01:21:01,159
all sense you don't need to do that okay
1146
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:05,630
you don't need to do that this is we
1147
01:21:01,159 --> 01:21:09,019
gonna stop you know what Gabi's actually
1148
01:21:05,630 --> 01:21:11,000
my guest and she wants what I work and I
1149
01:21:09,020 --> 01:21:12,680
want you to stay yeah I want whatever
1150
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,659
you want Sam so I just want to lick your
1151
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:16,640
fucking pussy so bad I'm not your
1152
01:21:14,659 --> 01:21:18,529
fucking pussy all over my face I want to
1153
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:20,750
taste your fucking cunt
1154
01:21:18,529 --> 01:21:29,319
I want really fuckin pussy all over my
1155
01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:33,079
fucking face cuz I I just feel like when
1156
01:21:29,319 --> 01:21:35,659
when a friend gets like a new person
1157
01:21:33,079 --> 01:21:39,489
who's an old person okay I can I can
1158
01:21:35,659 --> 01:21:44,809
hear you're talking about the situation
1159
01:21:39,489 --> 01:21:46,819
no I'm not sitting down who are you um
1160
01:21:44,810 --> 01:21:50,060
Dora I was sitting in my opinion okay
1161
01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:55,069
I'm just saying I'm just a friend of why
1162
01:21:50,060 --> 01:22:01,190
he's adding to situation having a
1163
01:21:55,069 --> 01:22:02,779
birthday all I'm saying is that sit back
1164
01:22:01,189 --> 01:22:06,049
down and start having a birthday party
1165
01:22:02,779 --> 01:22:08,630
again I'd be fine you're slightly creepy
1166
01:22:06,050 --> 01:22:10,430
you're slightly a bitch right and my
1167
01:22:08,630 --> 01:22:10,819
personal experience he's fucking kidding
1168
01:22:10,430 --> 01:22:16,519
me
1169
01:22:10,819 --> 01:22:36,259
I can't handle college college girls
1170
01:22:16,519 --> 01:22:39,769
Thanks whatever goodbye why not I'm not
1171
01:22:36,260 --> 01:22:44,659
here your life my life together I don't
1172
01:22:39,769 --> 01:22:46,070
want to do it that's your life sitting
1173
01:22:44,658 --> 01:22:47,569
in a room with college girls who talk
1174
01:22:46,069 --> 01:22:49,849
about pussy and all that since this
1175
01:22:47,569 --> 01:23:00,618
eternity high life is not sitting in a
1176
01:22:49,849 --> 01:23:02,328
room with college girls I really really
1177
01:23:00,618 --> 01:23:05,420
care about you that's great okay and
1178
01:23:02,328 --> 01:23:07,788
then like what's been going on them
1179
01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:09,349
and right here I don't want you here I
1180
01:23:07,788 --> 01:23:11,479
don't want you here I've needed it I
1181
01:23:09,349 --> 01:23:12,498
don't want you here again you're gonna
1182
01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:15,379
do this to me again
1183
01:23:12,498 --> 01:23:17,300
stop I am the van I'm not playing the
1184
01:23:15,380 --> 01:23:18,440
victim I happen to be the victim no it's
1185
01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:20,748
not that simple
1186
01:23:18,439 --> 01:23:22,549
all right this is nonsense we just come
1187
01:23:20,748 --> 01:23:31,189
here and give me a hug it's ridiculous
1188
01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:34,820
I don't finally all right go back to the
1189
01:23:31,189 --> 01:23:39,259
glutamate you're a fucking cunt okay all
1190
01:23:34,819 --> 01:23:42,849
right you want a lock that's right you
1191
01:23:39,260 --> 01:23:42,849
win your sister cunts and pussies
1192
01:23:43,170 --> 01:23:48,960
[Laughter]
1193
01:23:46,869 --> 01:23:54,300
[Music]
1194
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:57,090
I think we should have costumes for them
1195
01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:58,860
because I don't trust let the help put
1196
01:23:57,090 --> 01:24:01,230
very much effort into their costumes
1197
01:23:58,859 --> 01:24:03,599
um but are they gonna be in character
1198
01:24:01,229 --> 01:24:06,979
the whole time mm-hmm okay cool
1199
01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:10,670
and what about judges we need You judges
1200
01:24:06,979 --> 01:24:10,669
so who's gonna do it
1201
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:24,960
hey Charles want to be a judge what
1202
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:29,579
about you stuff want to be in a what our
1203
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:31,289
project is that for America sounds great
1204
01:24:29,579 --> 01:24:32,670
no man Sam I'm serious
1205
01:24:31,289 --> 01:24:34,739
it's just please will you just do me
1206
01:24:32,670 --> 01:24:36,090
this one favor it's just for one day you
1207
01:24:34,739 --> 01:24:38,729
know I'm a little busy right now I have
1208
01:24:36,090 --> 01:24:41,039
two jobs and my own art career to pursue
1209
01:24:38,729 --> 01:24:42,929
so I think I'm gonna yeah but it's only
1210
01:24:41,039 --> 01:24:44,279
for one day and then I'm going back to
1211
01:24:42,930 --> 01:24:45,539
college and then you'll never see me
1212
01:24:44,279 --> 01:24:47,279
again for those two really it's on a
1213
01:24:45,539 --> 01:24:49,350
Sunday what did I just say
1214
01:24:47,279 --> 01:24:51,449
but it's only just it's just really just
1215
01:24:49,350 --> 01:24:53,130
for one day please it's on a Sunday and
1216
01:24:51,449 --> 01:24:54,239
then I'm going back to school so then
1217
01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:56,609
you won't even have to tell me for the
1218
01:24:54,239 --> 01:24:59,189
rest of your life please are you fucking
1219
01:24:56,609 --> 01:25:00,299
deaf why did I just say I'm busy you
1220
01:24:59,189 --> 01:25:01,799
seriously won't do this for me you
1221
01:25:00,300 --> 01:25:03,150
wanted me this one fucking favor like
1222
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:05,400
you ruined my entire summer and then you
1223
01:25:03,149 --> 01:25:06,869
won't do me this one fucking favor look
1224
01:25:05,399 --> 01:25:08,429
if you don't like my ideas that's fine
1225
01:25:06,869 --> 01:25:09,539
you cannot like my ideas but I don't
1226
01:25:08,430 --> 01:25:12,000
understand why you just want I've never
1227
01:25:09,539 --> 01:25:13,890
said that I don't like it obvious you
1228
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:15,930
don't like my ideas all you've done is
1229
01:25:13,890 --> 01:25:17,760
shat on my ideas and you make fun of me
1230
01:25:15,930 --> 01:25:19,260
all the fucking time don't look at me
1231
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:21,480
like that please don't look at me like
1232
01:25:19,260 --> 01:25:23,460
that what the fuck are you doing with
1233
01:25:21,479 --> 01:25:26,129
yourself you're like why doesn't the 20
1234
01:25:23,460 --> 01:25:27,930
year old undergrad fucking infant inform
1235
01:25:26,130 --> 01:25:28,409
me about what kind of art I should be
1236
01:25:27,930 --> 01:25:30,119
doing
1237
01:25:28,409 --> 01:25:32,939
you know what you ruined my entire
1238
01:25:30,119 --> 01:25:34,769
summer I was so excited to come here all
1239
01:25:32,939 --> 01:25:36,269
I wanted was for you to be nice to me
1240
01:25:34,770 --> 01:25:38,280
all I wanted was for you to spend time
1241
01:25:36,270 --> 01:25:40,500
with me and all you've done is be mean
1242
01:25:38,279 --> 01:25:42,659
to me all you've done is make fun of me
1243
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:44,689
all you've done is you don't come near
1244
01:25:42,659 --> 01:25:44,689
me
1245
01:25:45,310 --> 01:25:54,289
[Music]
1246
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:55,409
I'm sorry I was mean I'm sorry I'm sorry
1247
01:25:54,289 --> 01:26:03,920
hmm
1248
01:25:55,409 --> 01:26:03,920
fine what was that
1249
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:08,119
Sam what was that
1250
01:26:11,340 --> 01:26:15,329
Sam you stepped on Carolee
1251
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:38,230
[Music]
1252
01:26:35,488 --> 01:26:44,418
I'm sorry
1253
01:26:38,229 --> 01:26:44,418
[Music]
1254
01:26:45,310 --> 01:26:52,920
you
1255
01:26:47,270 --> 01:26:55,820
[Music]
1256
01:26:52,920 --> 01:27:19,729
can't be seen here
1257
01:26:55,819 --> 01:27:19,728
[Music]
1258
01:27:24,590 --> 01:27:27,659
[Music]
1259
01:27:28,529 --> 01:27:33,369
no it's attacking the water buffalo and
1260
01:27:31,569 --> 01:27:35,469
then and it like takes it in the water
1261
01:27:33,369 --> 01:27:40,559
and then an alligator fucking gets into
1262
01:27:35,469 --> 01:27:40,560
the Miss and like attacks the client
1263
01:27:43,349 --> 01:27:53,538
Hey good to see it you guys want a beer
1264
01:27:53,929 --> 01:28:05,219
thank you what's that my hamsters really
1265
01:28:01,618 --> 01:28:07,198
walked up walked up what do you mean Sam
1266
01:28:05,219 --> 01:28:07,769
stepped on her he stepped on your
1267
01:28:07,198 --> 01:28:11,038
hamster
1268
01:28:07,769 --> 01:28:14,639
now she's paralyzed from the neck down
1269
01:28:11,038 --> 01:28:17,009
she's like breathing all weird like and
1270
01:28:14,639 --> 01:28:19,019
she won't that's really sad I know it's
1271
01:28:17,010 --> 01:28:20,639
really sad really really sad
1272
01:28:19,019 --> 01:28:28,530
I don't know what I'm gonna do when she
1273
01:28:20,639 --> 01:28:32,309
goes you got it apart man okay I guess
1274
01:28:28,529 --> 01:28:34,578
know each other right yeah hey how's it
1275
01:28:32,309 --> 01:28:34,579
going
1276
01:28:34,668 --> 01:28:45,340
good dory um this is Liz
1277
01:28:40,458 --> 01:28:45,340
hey this is Gabby and that story
1278
01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:54,430
the call is the Red Queen because she
1279
01:28:52,659 --> 01:28:57,899
got that her crazy red hair
1280
01:28:54,430 --> 01:28:57,900
let's see see you pretty much
1281
01:29:03,939 --> 01:29:08,619
um sorry we can't hang guys go to this
1282
01:29:06,578 --> 01:29:10,268
poetry reading thing okay yeah that's
1283
01:29:08,618 --> 01:29:14,788
good it's good to see you though me too
1284
01:29:10,269 --> 01:29:14,789
I see
1285
01:29:24,779 --> 01:29:34,748
yeah yes
1286
01:29:29,038 --> 01:29:42,998
man 5 meet hard oh fuck me hard fuck me
1287
01:29:34,748 --> 01:29:47,529
harder why did you stop dude
1288
01:29:42,998 --> 01:29:52,059
I don't know if I can do that would you
1289
01:29:47,529 --> 01:29:52,688
what fuck me you want to fuck me I want
1290
01:29:52,059 --> 01:29:56,939
to fuck you
1291
01:29:52,689 --> 01:29:56,939
I wanted to fuck you okay then fuck me
1292
01:29:57,719 --> 01:30:03,958
okay okay all right
1293
01:30:05,829 --> 01:30:11,050
[Music]
1294
01:30:08,368 --> 01:30:15,848
it's kind of like a Princeton Reverb
1295
01:30:11,050 --> 01:30:29,788
like a Fender like I found I found this
1296
01:30:15,849 --> 01:30:35,109
in the trash Wow I'll stop stop shit
1297
01:30:29,788 --> 01:30:39,099
okay what is going on um um I just don't
1298
01:30:35,109 --> 01:30:42,729
know if I want to do that with you okay
1299
01:30:39,099 --> 01:30:45,248
but do you want to have sex with me yeah
1300
01:30:42,729 --> 01:30:50,739
I do I do
1301
01:30:45,248 --> 01:30:53,188
okay so I have sex with me it's like the
1302
01:30:50,738 --> 01:30:55,759
first time we're doing this and it's
1303
01:30:53,189 --> 01:31:00,650
sort of an intimate thing
1304
01:30:55,760 --> 01:31:12,340
maybe next time I could like fuck you
1305
01:31:00,649 --> 01:32:14,059
like a there's not gonna be okay okay
1306
01:31:12,340 --> 01:32:17,270
yeah yeah okay somebody bit your lip it
1307
01:32:14,060 --> 01:32:21,200
yeah my friend Lou bit your let my
1308
01:32:17,270 --> 01:32:24,400
friend Lou better lip are you fucking
1309
01:32:21,199 --> 01:32:24,399
kidding are you sick
1310
01:32:39,310 --> 01:32:45,740
Lu just let me the fuck in man we would
1311
01:32:42,920 --> 01:33:04,520
just want to we want to talk no I don't
1312
01:32:45,739 --> 01:33:10,429
think I'm gonna do that Sam okay okay
1313
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:12,470
what listen to me I don't know what she
1314
01:33:10,430 --> 01:33:14,060
told you but she basically asked me to
1315
01:33:12,470 --> 01:33:15,890
do that my sister asked you to do that
1316
01:33:14,060 --> 01:33:19,160
that's my sister asked you to bite her
1317
01:33:15,890 --> 01:33:22,010
lip exactly okay then why don't you tell
1318
01:33:19,159 --> 01:33:24,829
me exactly thing cool you guys you guys
1319
01:33:22,010 --> 01:33:27,860
want a beer we got into a situation we
1320
01:33:24,829 --> 01:33:31,220
were together and she asked me to do
1321
01:33:27,859 --> 01:33:34,489
some stuff and she hit me with an
1322
01:33:31,220 --> 01:33:36,590
ashtray okay it's easily crazy but she's
1323
01:33:34,489 --> 01:33:40,099
five feet tall she's a hundred pounds
1324
01:33:36,590 --> 01:33:40,760
you guys got any situation and it got
1325
01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:42,710
out of control
1326
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:45,409
it's Margazhi I got really surreal and
1327
01:33:42,710 --> 01:33:47,510
and I did something crazy
1328
01:33:45,409 --> 01:33:50,269
we both did some thought racy okay oh
1329
01:33:47,510 --> 01:33:51,980
okay Oh Charles oh he's not as fun yeah
1330
01:33:50,270 --> 01:33:53,900
I'm gonna go home you fucking bit my
1331
01:33:51,979 --> 01:33:55,669
sister's lip man she hit me too
1332
01:33:53,899 --> 01:33:58,819
did you guys expect me to fucking cry
1333
01:33:55,670 --> 01:33:59,529
she's a little girl man you want to hit
1334
01:33:58,819 --> 01:34:01,579
me Sam
1335
01:33:59,529 --> 01:34:03,259
that make you feel oh I'm all for me not
1336
01:34:01,579 --> 01:34:05,029
I'm about to do it I'm gonna do it man I
1337
01:34:03,260 --> 01:34:06,890
want you to hit you okay I'll let you
1338
01:34:05,029 --> 01:34:09,409
hit me be careful what you fucking offer
1339
01:34:06,890 --> 01:34:11,630
man I'm gonna do it yeah hit me Sam free
1340
01:34:09,409 --> 01:34:13,250
shot you get a free shot like I won't
1341
01:34:11,630 --> 01:34:14,900
fucking hit you man this is ridiculous
1342
01:34:13,250 --> 01:34:27,619
I'm gonna fucking hit you is really good
1343
01:34:14,899 --> 01:34:29,769
all right just fucking hit me I don't
1344
01:34:27,619 --> 01:34:29,769
know
1345
01:34:37,329 --> 01:34:52,210
do you think I'm gonna have something on
1346
01:34:39,529 --> 01:34:52,210
my look forever see don't talk I'm sorry
1347
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:19,150
you okay don't you think did you beat
1348
01:35:12,140 --> 01:35:28,270
him up I punched him you did first time
1349
01:35:19,149 --> 01:35:28,269
that I remember how scarily
1350
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:45,480
oh I think she's paralyzed I think I
1351
01:35:39,300 --> 01:35:48,630
need to put her out of her misery yeah
1352
01:35:45,479 --> 01:35:50,309
over at that guy's house and I was
1353
01:35:48,630 --> 01:35:57,210
talking to this guy for a while and he
1354
01:35:50,310 --> 01:36:03,330
was um it was really nice but I was so
1355
01:35:57,210 --> 01:36:06,149
bored and it's embarrassing I was kind
1356
01:36:03,329 --> 01:36:07,829
of disappointed that you weren't there
1357
01:36:06,149 --> 01:36:09,569
because for some reason I really wanted
1358
01:36:07,829 --> 01:36:16,760
you to see this stupid dress that I'm
1359
01:36:09,569 --> 01:36:22,049
wearing nice dress
1360
01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:28,970
thank you you know I love you right
1361
01:36:22,050 --> 01:36:28,970
I really do
1362
01:36:35,550 --> 01:36:43,909
you're really funny and smart and
1363
01:36:40,829 --> 01:36:43,909
talented and I
1364
01:36:51,789 --> 01:36:56,529
so when are we gonna do this miss for
1365
01:36:54,039 --> 01:36:59,100
America thing are we gonna I don't want
1366
01:36:56,529 --> 01:37:04,840
to do it anymore it's stupid
1367
01:36:59,100 --> 01:37:06,990
hey it's not stupid it's not stupid at
1368
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:06,989
all
1369
01:37:07,800 --> 01:37:14,230
I'm stupid
1370
01:37:10,319 --> 01:37:17,309
we're both stupid no miss her America's
1371
01:37:14,229 --> 01:37:17,309
not stupid and I am
1372
01:37:21,929 --> 01:37:25,489
I really ruin your summer
1373
01:37:31,869 --> 01:37:44,498
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01:37:48,770 --> 01:37:50,830
you
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01:37:52,399 --> 01:39:20,969
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01:39:24,960 --> 01:40:27,788
[Music]
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01:40:40,829 --> 01:40:42,890
you
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