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[mellow orchestral music]
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♪ ♪
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[melancholy piano music]
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[creaking]
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- [straining breaths]
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Hey, Cory.
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What are you up to?
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- [sighing] Nothing.
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Absolutely nothing.
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- Hey, Cory.
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You know how there's been
a void in your life
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ever since you finished
binge-watching "Lost"?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, do you think that
void's ever gonna get filled?
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- I don't know.
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Watching those
six seasons of "Lost" was...
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Was the most
thrilling time of my life.
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I was right there, trying
to figure out every puzzle,
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every mystery.
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And then the credits roll,
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and you find yourself
sitting there thinking...
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What do I do now?
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But...
[weak laugh]
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I'm sure something
will come along.
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- Did you watch
the bonus features?
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- I've watched them five times.
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- I wish there was something
I could do to help, Cor.
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[sighs] All right.
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Well, good night, Cory.
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[strains]
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs]
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[doorbell rings]
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Wonder who that could be.
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Coming.
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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[ominous music]
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Hello?
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- Who was it?
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- No one.
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- What?
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- We just got ding dong ditched.
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[muffled doorbell ringing]
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[birds chirping]
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- Hey, Kev.
[window tapping]
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Sorry to wake you.
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- Oh. Hey, Cor.
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- You didn't happen
to come over last night
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around 11:00 p.m. to hang out,
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ring the doorbell, and then
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maybe change your mind
and leave, did you?
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- No. Why?
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- Well, we got
ding dong ditched last night.
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- [softly]
Oh. Fuck.
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- Listen, since you're crashing
in your car, I thought maybe
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tonight, if you wouldn't mind,
just keeping an eye out?
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See if you see
anything suspicious?
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- I would, but I think I might
ask Carol to take me back.
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- Kev.
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You think maybe
you're just saying that
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'cause you're desperate
to find a place to live?
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- Yeah, you're right.
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Okay. I'll keep a lookout.
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- A ding dong ditcher?
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Cory, come on.
In this courtyard?
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Your doorbell probably
just malfunctioned.
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- Yeah, I thought
the same thing.
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I checked it this morning.
Doorbell works just fine.
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- Look, it could've been
a lot of things, you know?
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Maybe you dreamt it?
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A girthy spider could've
crawled across your doorbell?
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Solar flare? Raccoon's tail?
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- I got donged.
- Look.
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Maybe you got donged,
maybe you didn't.
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But unless you know for sure,
there's no reason to go around
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getting everyone scared.
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My mistress is staying
with me this week.
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If she hears someone
got ding dong ditched,
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she's gonna freak out.
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- You're probably right.
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I'm sure it was nothing.
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- Ding dong ditched?
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- They didn't get you, did they?
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- No.
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Well, I don't think so.
I sleep pretty deep.
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I could've gotten donged
and I wouldn't know it.
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- Well, listen,
I don't wanna scare you.
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I'm probably just making
something out of nothing.
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- And you know you have been
binge-watching "Lost,"
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and those mystery shows...
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They'll make you look for
things that are just not there.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, you're probably right.
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- Did anyone else get hit?
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- Nope.
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Nope, just us.
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- Do you think
it's gonna happen again?
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- No, I'm sure it's just
a onetime thing, pal.
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- I hope you're right.
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[weak laugh]
This week of all weeks.
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I got a package coming.
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Omaha Steaks, about $500 worth.
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I'm gonna have to open
the door and sign for them.
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I can't be scared to do that.
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- No. I don't think
that'll be a problem, pal.
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[eerie music]
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- You know what kind of man
does a thing like that?
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The kind of man who's got
something to hide.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Huh. Must be the pizza.
That was fast.
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- That was so fast.
- I just called.
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♪ ♪
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Hello?
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Oh, my God.
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[coffee trickling]
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Ordered a pizza.
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When I opened the door,
there was no one there.
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By the time the pizza did come,
I was too paranoid to answer.
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Pizza guy left
it on the doorstep.
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Raccoons got all up in it.
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- What kind of pizza was it?
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- Mushroom and olive.
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- Sorry, Christian.
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- And Rachel, was she...
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- She got spooked.
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Went to her parent's house
in Burbank.
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Who would do something
like this?
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- Is there a chance
your wife's doing this
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'cause she's mad
you're cheating on her?
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- Nope.
No, she's in Barbados.
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- [scoffs] It ain't right.
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You know there's so much
promise in a doorbell?
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Could be a friend
coming to hang out.
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Could be the pizza guy,
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coming with your
large mushroom and olive.
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Hell...
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It could be a $500 order
of fancy-ass steaks you bought
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after rolling your ankle
on the tennis court,
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trying to reach
for a backhand slice
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you shouldn't
have been reaching for.
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To open up the door
with all that hope,
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to find no one there...
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Well...
[scoffs]
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It just ain't right.
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- It probably took me five or
six seconds to get to the door.
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How far you think you could
run in five or six seconds?
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- With a healthy ankle,
I'd say 30 or 40 yards.
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- 30 or 40 yards.
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By the time I got there,
the ditcher could've been
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a block, two blocks away.
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- Mm, it gives me
a little indigestion, Cor.
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- How so?
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- Well, if I'm the ditcher,
I don't wanna just run away.
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I wanna watch.
Make somebody breakfast,
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you kinda wanna
watch them eat it, don't you?
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- I'm not sure
about making breakfast,
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but I see your point.
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So, what do you think,
they hid somewhere?
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What, behind a bush, under
the fountain, behind a tree?
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- Psst.
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[gentle guitar strumming]
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- Hey, Kevin. How's it going?
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- Pretty good.
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- You must be hungry out here.
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Why don't you come in
and have some lunch?
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- Yeah. Okay.
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- Come on.
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- Why'd you bring us down here,
Fox?
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- I got ding dong ditched
last night.
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- Jesus, you too?
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- Sorry, Fox.
- [frustrated sigh]
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- I was hoping
it was just one of you guys
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wanting to hang out, but...
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I answered the door.
Nothing.
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Now, I was thinking.
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Your place, Christian's...
It's right out front.
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Some punk passing through gets
squirrely, rings your bell.
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That I can see, but...
But my place?
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I mean, it's hard to find.
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It's not even a legal residence.
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- That's true.
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Hell, even I forget
you're down here half the time.
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- So, whoever it is
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must have intimate knowledge
of the courtyard.
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- It must be someone we know.
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All right, Fox.
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See you around.
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- By the way, Fox.
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How do you get your mail if you
don't have a legal residence?
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- I don't need mail.
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I know everything
I need to know.
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- Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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- So, how do you like the
cheddar bacon potato wedges?
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- Oh, Andie, this is excellent.
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You really loaded
these puppies up.
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- Hey, I, um...
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I heard that Christian got
ding dong ditched last night.
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Did you see anything?
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- No.
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Then again, my windows
kind of get fogged up at night.
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- Jeez, Kevin.
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I mean, aren't you afraid
out there all alone
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with the ding dong ditcher
just running around?
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You know...
[laughs]
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I don't know why I didn't
think about this before.
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You can crash on my couch
for a while.
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You know, I-I really worry
about you out there all alone.
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- Nah, you're just saying that.
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- You know, honestly,
I'm a little scared.
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I'd feel safer.
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- Okay.
- Great.
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I am gonna make you
my famous linguini with clams.
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[smooching]
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[fountain trickling]
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- Tell your folks I said hi.
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- I will.
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[smooches]
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[laughs]
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- [sighs]
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- Well, good night.
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- Good night.
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Hey, Andie.
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Thank you.
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- You're welcome, Kenny.
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- It's Kevin.
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- [laughs] Attaboy.
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[harp strumming]
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- Mmm.
- So, how do you like
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the cheddar bacon potato wedges?
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- You really loaded
these puppies up.
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[splat]
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[doorbell rings]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[crickets chirping]
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[muffled] Andie!
We got ditched!
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[crickets chirping]
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[door creaking]
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- Well, well, well, well, well.
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Look who's home.
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- Kevin! You're up!
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Look, I'm gonna make you some
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homemade sausage
and bacon burritos.
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- Homemade, huh?
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Like your linguini with clams?
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I know what you did.
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You lured me into your house
so you can just dong my ass.
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- Oh, Kevin, please.
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Let me explain.
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I lured you here
because I need your help.
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Every night,
before I go to sleep,
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I have a glass of chardonnay
and I take a sleepy pill.
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It's a funny little thing
I do to help me fall asleep.
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And it's always worked perfect.
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But recently,
I have been waking up
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in the courtyard,
in random spots.
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And at first
I was really confused,
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00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:35,809
but then I read this article
on Buzzfeeds.
261
00:10:35,846 --> 00:10:39,046
And sleepy pills
can make you sleepwalk
262
00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:42,293
and do silly things
that you don't remember.
263
00:10:42,419 --> 00:10:44,689
You know, like maybe...
- Ding dong ditching.
264
00:10:44,821 --> 00:10:46,221
- Yes.
265
00:10:46,257 --> 00:10:49,227
Stay with me tonight,
and see if I sleepwalk
266
00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:51,290
and find out if I'm the ditcher.
267
00:10:51,428 --> 00:10:54,128
- Well,
if you really wanna find out,
268
00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:56,904
stop taking chardonnay
and sleepy pills.
269
00:10:57,034 --> 00:10:58,404
- [softly] Kevin.
270
00:10:58,469 --> 00:10:59,769
[sighs]
271
00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:03,044
Have you ever
loved something so much
272
00:11:03,173 --> 00:11:05,143
that you couldn't give it up?
273
00:11:07,278 --> 00:11:09,248
- I'll be on the lookout.
274
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,590
- Great!
275
00:11:10,615 --> 00:11:14,175
I'm gonna make you my special
southwestern eggrolls.
276
00:11:15,252 --> 00:11:16,022
- Hey, there you are.
277
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,523
What are you up to, sport?
278
00:11:17,654 --> 00:11:19,174
- Eh, just poking around.
279
00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:20,700
I figured if the ditcher
was hiding somewhere,
280
00:11:20,725 --> 00:11:22,285
maybe they
dropped something behind.
281
00:11:22,326 --> 00:11:23,286
- Aha.
282
00:11:23,327 --> 00:11:24,607
Hey, listen.
283
00:11:24,629 --> 00:11:26,859
Fox told us he got
ding dong ditched, right?
284
00:11:26,997 --> 00:11:28,127
- That's right.
285
00:11:28,265 --> 00:11:29,665
- Those exact words?
Ding dong?
286
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,270
- Yeah.
- Okay.
287
00:11:31,302 --> 00:11:33,072
You stay here.
I'm gonna be right back.
288
00:11:33,203 --> 00:11:34,643
- Where you going?
289
00:11:34,771 --> 00:11:35,771
- I got a hunch.
290
00:11:35,872 --> 00:11:37,182
[knocking]
291
00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:38,738
Fox, just now when I...
292
00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:41,805
When I came to your door,
you knew I was there because
293
00:11:41,846 --> 00:11:43,806
'cause I knocked, right?
- Yeah.
294
00:11:43,848 --> 00:11:45,658
- Yeah.
You see, the funny thing about
295
00:11:45,683 --> 00:11:48,653
getting ding dong ditched
as you say you did...
296
00:11:48,785 --> 00:11:50,695
You gotta have a doorbell.
297
00:11:50,722 --> 00:11:51,862
- I say ding dong?
298
00:11:51,989 --> 00:11:53,789
I obviously meant knock knocked.
299
00:11:53,824 --> 00:11:57,234
I mean, sometimes you say
coke when you just mean soda.
300
00:11:57,261 --> 00:12:00,641
Besides, I don't like
what you're insinuating.
301
00:12:00,665 --> 00:12:01,995
Why would I ding you?
302
00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:04,112
- Maybe for the thrill of it?
303
00:12:04,135 --> 00:12:05,895
Maybe because you're a handyman
304
00:12:05,936 --> 00:12:08,496
who lives in a cramped boiler
room with the water heaters
305
00:12:08,539 --> 00:12:10,119
while we all live up there
with nice apartments.
306
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:11,140
Maybe you resent us.
307
00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:12,611
- Resent you?
308
00:12:12,743 --> 00:12:14,143
I love you guys.
309
00:12:14,178 --> 00:12:16,188
- Well...
We love you too.
310
00:12:16,214 --> 00:12:17,584
- And I don't pay rent.
311
00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:19,364
This... this is a great deal
down here, Cory.
312
00:12:19,383 --> 00:12:22,523
- Hey, Cory?
You're gonna wanna see this.
313
00:12:22,553 --> 00:12:23,693
- I gotta go.
314
00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:25,490
I'll show myself out.
315
00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,161
Did you find something?
316
00:12:28,192 --> 00:12:30,392
- It's on the ground
towards the back.
317
00:12:30,527 --> 00:12:32,357
I couldn't pick it up
with my crutches.
318
00:12:41,005 --> 00:12:42,335
- It's a Jamba Juice card.
319
00:12:43,674 --> 00:12:45,944
Looks like your hunch
just bought us lunch.
320
00:12:51,315 --> 00:12:52,945
- So, I ran the numbers
on the card.
321
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,583
You're not gonna believe this.
322
00:12:54,718 --> 00:12:55,988
Guess how much is on it?
323
00:12:57,354 --> 00:12:58,554
138 smackers.
324
00:12:58,589 --> 00:12:59,659
- [whistles]
325
00:13:00,857 --> 00:13:03,357
So, who do we know that would
know where Fox lives,
326
00:13:03,394 --> 00:13:06,234
and has that kind
of razzmatazz money?
327
00:13:09,866 --> 00:13:11,866
- Cory, Donny!
328
00:13:11,902 --> 00:13:13,972
What a surprise.
- Got you a Jamba Juice.
329
00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:15,314
- Sweet!
330
00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:17,369
Jamba Juice.
That's my favorite.
331
00:13:17,408 --> 00:13:18,808
Come on in.
332
00:13:18,843 --> 00:13:21,143
- You say you enjoy Jamba Juice.
333
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,748
Enough to preload a gift card?
334
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:24,890
We found this where we suspected
335
00:13:24,915 --> 00:13:26,245
the ditcher was hiding.
336
00:13:26,383 --> 00:13:28,423
Does it ring a bell?
[card clatters]
337
00:13:28,452 --> 00:13:31,372
- I don't think I like
what you're insinuating.
338
00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:32,859
Why would I ding dong ditch you?
339
00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:35,390
- Oh, I don't know, I'm
thinking maybe for the thrill.
340
00:13:35,426 --> 00:13:37,186
What do you think, Donny?
- Oh...
341
00:13:37,327 --> 00:13:38,587
I would have to think so.
342
00:13:38,629 --> 00:13:40,209
- Then I'm thinking
that maybe you used to live
343
00:13:40,231 --> 00:13:42,211
quite the luxurious
Hollywood lifestyle.
344
00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:43,583
- I'm thinking
champagne for breakfast.
345
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,240
- I'm thinking
lobster for lunch.
346
00:13:45,269 --> 00:13:47,069
- I'm kinda thinking
breakfast for dinner.
347
00:13:47,204 --> 00:13:48,624
- I'm thinking that now you
live in a sleepy courtyard,
348
00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:49,919
and maybe you're looking
for a thrill.
349
00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:53,080
[mysterious music]
350
00:13:54,178 --> 00:13:57,978
- I think being a mother
of three is thrilling enough.
351
00:13:58,115 --> 00:13:59,745
How about you, Cory?
352
00:13:59,784 --> 00:14:01,324
How do you get your thrills?
353
00:14:01,352 --> 00:14:03,032
Seems like you haven't
had much of a thrill
354
00:14:03,153 --> 00:14:04,793
since you stopped
binge-watching "Lost."
355
00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,461
- Whoa, easy, MacDowell.
356
00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,390
- Why would I rile up
the whole courtyard?
357
00:14:08,525 --> 00:14:10,365
I don't even pay rent here.
I just crash on his couch.
358
00:14:10,394 --> 00:14:12,774
My living situation
is very precarious.
359
00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:14,197
Why would I risk that?
360
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:17,571
- Maybe you're trying
to fill a void.
361
00:14:17,702 --> 00:14:20,572
[ominous music]
362
00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:24,065
♪ ♪
363
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,138
- Yeah.
Mushroom and olive pizza.
364
00:14:26,276 --> 00:14:27,836
That's right.
365
00:14:27,878 --> 00:14:29,978
And, uh, tell the delivery guy
366
00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:32,224
not to ring the doorbell.
367
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,549
Just knock.
368
00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:39,524
♪ ♪
369
00:14:39,656 --> 00:14:40,656
- Mmm.
370
00:14:40,691 --> 00:14:42,431
- Kevin.
371
00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:45,359
No matter what happens tonight,
372
00:14:45,396 --> 00:14:47,626
I'm gonna make you breakfast
in the morning.
373
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,104
Mm.
374
00:14:53,938 --> 00:14:55,738
- Kevin's not in his car.
375
00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:58,292
In fact, I haven't seen him
since the first ditching.
376
00:14:58,309 --> 00:15:00,179
It's a little suspicious.
377
00:15:04,081 --> 00:15:06,581
Kevin's not in his car.
Andie's a mother of three.
378
00:15:06,617 --> 00:15:07,617
Christian...
379
00:15:07,684 --> 00:15:08,794
cheats on his wife.
380
00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:10,419
I guess the question is
381
00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:13,764
who likes Jamba Juice enough
to get a gift card?
382
00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:15,090
- You do.
383
00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:17,485
You're always
sucking down a Razzmatazz.
384
00:15:17,528 --> 00:15:18,728
You inhale it.
385
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,242
I've hardly
ever seen anything like it.
386
00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:21,814
- Yeah, I like Jamba Juice.
387
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,633
I love it.
388
00:15:23,768 --> 00:15:25,298
But $138 on a gift card?
389
00:15:25,436 --> 00:15:27,166
You know I don't have
that kind of money.
390
00:15:27,304 --> 00:15:30,274
- [sighs]
Yeah. Jesus, I'm sorry.
391
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,577
This ding dong ditching's
just got me all twisted up.
392
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,739
I got these fancy-ass steaks
coming and
393
00:15:34,878 --> 00:15:37,548
I don't even know if it's okay
to answer the ding ding door.
394
00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:39,022
- I promise you.
395
00:15:39,049 --> 00:15:42,419
We'll figure this out before
those Omaha Steaks come.
396
00:15:42,453 --> 00:15:44,723
You're signing for that package.
397
00:15:44,755 --> 00:15:46,015
- Okay.
398
00:15:46,056 --> 00:15:47,286
Good night, Cor.
399
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:50,494
[dramatic music]
400
00:15:50,627 --> 00:15:53,727
♪ ♪
401
00:15:53,864 --> 00:15:56,304
- You like your potato wedges,
Kenny?
402
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,803
[whispers]
I loaded them up.
403
00:15:57,934 --> 00:16:00,604
I'm gonna make you
my linguini and clams.
404
00:16:00,737 --> 00:16:03,407
These potato wedges
are psychotic.
405
00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:07,912
[suspenseful music]
406
00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:13,455
♪ ♪
407
00:16:13,485 --> 00:16:16,145
[door creaking]
408
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:18,316
[doorbell rings]
409
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,385
♪ ♪
410
00:16:20,424 --> 00:16:23,394
[music intensifies]
411
00:16:23,427 --> 00:16:26,157
- [whispering] Andie?
412
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:28,256
Andie!
413
00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:30,569
Andie, get up. Andie.
414
00:16:32,002 --> 00:16:33,442
What are you doing? Get up!
415
00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:34,570
- Kevin?
416
00:16:37,508 --> 00:16:38,838
Did you just ding dong ditch me?
417
00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:44,456
- No matter
what happens tonight,
418
00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:46,722
I'm gonna make you
breakfast in the morning.
419
00:16:48,785 --> 00:16:49,785
- Yeah.
420
00:16:51,055 --> 00:16:52,355
It was me.
421
00:16:53,457 --> 00:16:54,787
I'm the ditcher.
422
00:16:55,992 --> 00:16:57,362
I'm the ditcher!
423
00:17:02,299 --> 00:17:03,799
- Fox, wake up.
424
00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:05,204
- What's going on?
425
00:17:05,336 --> 00:17:06,636
- It was Kevin.
426
00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:07,701
- Kevin?
427
00:17:08,539 --> 00:17:10,909
- [sigh] Why'd you do it, Kevin?
428
00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:13,538
- Oh, well,
that's a good question.
429
00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:15,708
- You don't have
to say anything.
430
00:17:15,746 --> 00:17:17,146
It's obvious.
431
00:17:17,281 --> 00:17:19,991
You just got out
of a 19-year relationship.
432
00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:21,617
Sleeping in his car.
433
00:17:21,652 --> 00:17:23,032
Your soul...
434
00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:24,645
Was choked.
435
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:27,719
Every time you rang that bell,
you were screaming.
436
00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:30,438
You wanted someone to answer,
but...
437
00:17:30,462 --> 00:17:32,732
You just didn't think
you had enough for us.
438
00:17:32,763 --> 00:17:34,163
You are enough.
439
00:17:34,198 --> 00:17:36,598
Next time you ring a bell,
you stand there.
440
00:17:36,733 --> 00:17:38,073
You stand proud.
441
00:17:38,102 --> 00:17:42,942
Whoever answers that door,
you tell them it's Kevin.
442
00:17:43,074 --> 00:17:47,244
- Yeah. You got it.
443
00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:50,108
You guys probably
want me to go now, so...
444
00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:51,547
I'm just gonna sleep in my car.
445
00:17:51,582 --> 00:17:53,152
- Don't make him leave, Cory.
446
00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:54,683
- No, Kev!
447
00:17:55,786 --> 00:17:57,516
- You're not gonna stay
in your car tonight.
448
00:17:57,654 --> 00:17:59,004
You can, uh,
449
00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:01,073
Why don't you crash
with me in the boiler room?
450
00:18:01,093 --> 00:18:02,633
I got room in there.
451
00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:03,859
- Yeah.
452
00:18:03,994 --> 00:18:05,574
- Ever sleep
with a water heater?
453
00:18:05,597 --> 00:18:07,497
- No.
- It's dangerous.
454
00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:10,205
- I'm gonna call Rachel
and tell her
455
00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:12,304
she can come back from Burbank.
456
00:18:13,804 --> 00:18:15,874
- [sighs]
457
00:18:16,006 --> 00:18:17,406
- We did it.
458
00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:18,911
- I know.
459
00:18:18,976 --> 00:18:20,406
- It's over.
460
00:18:23,548 --> 00:18:25,878
I can't believe it was Kevin.
461
00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:27,276
- Yup.
462
00:18:27,418 --> 00:18:29,218
It's over.
463
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:33,221
[dramatic music]
464
00:18:33,357 --> 00:18:36,467
[door slamming]
465
00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:38,595
[crickets chirping]
466
00:18:39,563 --> 00:18:41,433
- I can't believe it was Kevin.
467
00:18:41,565 --> 00:18:43,895
- [deep sigh]
468
00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:46,674
- I just did not predict that.
469
00:18:46,704 --> 00:18:50,544
- Yeah. It certainly was
an unexpected twist.
470
00:18:50,574 --> 00:18:52,484
[doorbell rings]
471
00:18:54,478 --> 00:18:55,978
- [weak laugh]
472
00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:57,483
- I'll get it.
473
00:18:59,717 --> 00:19:02,687
[ominous music]
474
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,090
♪ ♪
475
00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:09,193
- Got some mail for you and
a package. I need a signature.
476
00:19:09,327 --> 00:19:10,467
- Hey, pal?
477
00:19:10,495 --> 00:19:12,035
You got a package to sign for.
478
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,483
- Oh, sh...
- Thank you.
479
00:19:14,499 --> 00:19:15,779
- Oh, wow.
- Hey, how's it going?
480
00:19:15,799 --> 00:19:17,579
- Is your finger working?
- Yeah.
481
00:19:17,602 --> 00:19:18,772
- Sign there.
- All right.
482
00:19:18,802 --> 00:19:20,372
Thanks, have a good one.
- You too.
483
00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:23,171
- Hey, Cory. What do you say
to celebrate
484
00:19:23,207 --> 00:19:25,407
I fire up the grill
and cook some of these steaks?
485
00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:26,883
- Hey, sounds good to me.
486
00:19:34,752 --> 00:19:37,722
[ominous music]
487
00:19:37,755 --> 00:19:39,615
- Guess how much is on it?
488
00:19:39,657 --> 00:19:41,357
138 smackers.
489
00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:45,456
- So, who do we know that has
that kind of razzmatazz money?
490
00:19:45,595 --> 00:19:46,765
- Who would do
something like this?
491
00:19:46,797 --> 00:19:48,227
- It must be someone we know.
492
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,026
- I got
ding-dong ditched last night.
493
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:51,767
- Sorry, Christian.
Sorry, Fox.
494
00:19:51,902 --> 00:19:53,442
I can't believe it was Kevin.
495
00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:55,151
You know how there's been
a void in your life
496
00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,122
ever since you finished
binge-watching "Lost"?
497
00:19:57,142 --> 00:19:58,912
Wish there was something
I could do to help.
498
00:19:58,943 --> 00:20:00,693
[doorbell rings]
- I was right there, trying to
499
00:20:00,711 --> 00:20:01,641
figure out every puzzle,
every mystery.
500
00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:02,849
I got a hunch.
501
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,080
Yeah, I like Jamba Juice.
502
00:20:04,214 --> 00:20:05,584
It's a Jamba Juice card.
503
00:20:05,716 --> 00:20:07,316
- Hey, Cory!
You're gonna wanna see this.
504
00:20:07,385 --> 00:20:08,555
- Was the most
thrilling time of my life.
505
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:09,656
- Well, if I'm the ditcher,
506
00:20:09,687 --> 00:20:12,257
I don't wanna just run away.
507
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,490
I wanna watch.
508
00:20:13,624 --> 00:20:15,534
[doorbell rings]
509
00:20:18,662 --> 00:20:20,102
- It was you.
510
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,550
You're the ditcher.
511
00:20:24,569 --> 00:20:27,649
[mysterious music]
512
00:20:27,672 --> 00:20:34,742
♪ ♪
513
00:20:42,386 --> 00:20:43,786
- Ding dong.
514
00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:45,251
Pretty thrilling, huh?
515
00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:47,919
[dramatic music]
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