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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:36,000 ( dramatic music playing ) 2 00:01:52,133 --> 00:01:56,100 Man: #]THIS IS THE COSMOS AS WE KNOW IT. 3 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:59,767 YOUR PLANET, THE EARTH, THIRD FROM YOUR SUN. 4 00:02:00,967 --> 00:02:04,233 AND PAST EARTH, MARS, JUPITER, SATURN, 5 00:02:04,233 --> 00:02:06,533 NEPTUNE, URANUS AND PLUTO. 6 00:02:08,066 --> 00:02:11,233 AND BEYOND THAT, FAR, FAR OFF... 7 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,033 NO, NO, FURTHER. FARTHER. 8 00:02:15,033 --> 00:02:17,100 W-- WAIT, WOO-- W-- THERE! 9 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,767 AT THE VERY EDGE OF THE GALAXY 10 00:02:19,767 --> 00:02:21,767 IS OUR WORLD, 11 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,133 THE TINY PLANET KNOWN 12 00:02:24,133 --> 00:02:26,166 AS SPENGO. 13 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:28,700 FOR MANY DECADES, I WAS THE KING OF THIS PLANET. 14 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:32,000 PEOPLE WERE HAPPY AND THEIR LIVES WERE GOOD. 15 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,233 BUT ALSO, ALAS, WE WERE A PLANET OF IDIOTS. 16 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:39,767 THEN, ONE DAY, THE MOST EVIL, BLOODTHIRSTY, 17 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:42,300 FEARSOME VILLAIN OUR PLANET HAD EVER SEEN 18 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,300 SEIZED POWER, IMPRISONED ME 19 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:47,500 AND RENAMED THE PLANET AFTER HIMSELF. 20 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:51,000 HIS NAME? TOD SPENGO. 21 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,867 ( grunts ) 22 00:02:53,867 --> 00:02:55,767 ALL RIGHT, HELP ME UP! 23 00:02:55,767 --> 00:02:58,266 HURRY UP! ALL RIGHT, LET GO! 24 00:02:58,266 --> 00:03:01,467 WELL, ALL RIGHT, SO HE'S NOT EXACTLY FEARSOME, 25 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:03,433 BUT HE CERTAINLY CAUGHT US BY SURPRISE. 26 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,400 GENERAL AFIR! HOW MUCH LONGER? 27 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,400 THE DEATH RAY IS READY, GREAT ONE. 28 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,233 EXCELLENT! 29 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:11,834 King: DID I MENTION WE WERE A PLANET OF IDIOTS? 30 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:14,500 ( both grunt ) 31 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,400 OPEN THE DOME! 32 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,433 ( gears turning ) 33 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,567 King: SPENGO HAD PUT ALL OF OUR RESOURCES 34 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:24,266 INTO THE CREATION OF ONE WEAPON-- 35 00:03:24,266 --> 00:03:27,734 THE MIGHTY DEATH RAY LASER. 36 00:03:27,734 --> 00:03:29,233 ITS PURPOSE, 37 00:03:29,233 --> 00:03:31,800 THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH. 38 00:03:38,266 --> 00:03:42,100 EARTH, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO BIG, 39 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,967 SO IMPORTANT. 40 00:03:43,967 --> 00:03:46,767 WELL, SOON YOU'LL BE NOTHING MORE THAN SPACE DUST, 41 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:50,367 AND MY PLANET WILL BE THE GRANDEST IN THE UNIVERSE! 42 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:56,867 SIRE, WE'VE CALCULATED THE PLANET'S MOST VULNERABLE SPOT. 43 00:03:56,867 --> 00:03:59,266 A PLACE THE EARTHLINGS CALL 44 00:03:59,266 --> 00:04:02,667 WOODLAND HILLS, CALIFORNIA. 45 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:06,400 Tod: HMM, WOODLAND HILLS. 46 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,200 SHOW ME THIS WOODLAND HILLS. 47 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:12,433 SHOW ME THE EXACT SPOT MY ALL-POWERFUL DEATH RAY WILL STRIKE! 48 00:04:12,433 --> 00:04:14,800 AS YOU WISH, SIRE. 49 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:26,900 WAIT! WAIT, STOP!! 50 00:04:29,467 --> 00:04:31,900 OH MY GOD. 51 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:35,767 THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE. 52 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,667 LOOK AT THOSE LEGS 53 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:41,500 AND THOSE CURVES 54 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,867 AND THE WAY SHE MOS. 55 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:47,834 OH! OH, STOP! 56 00:04:47,834 --> 00:04:51,266 STOP THIS TORTURING ME WITH THOSE LUSTY GYRATIONS! 57 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:54,300 OH, GODDESS OF DESIRE! 58 00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:57,266 AFIR, 59 00:04:57,266 --> 00:04:59,400 I MUST HAVE THIS WOMAN. 60 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,800 BUT SIRE, HER PLANET IS ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED. 61 00:05:04,066 --> 00:05:05,967 SO WE'LL WAIT A DAY. 62 00:05:05,967 --> 00:05:08,934 BRING ME THIS WOMAN. WE'LL DESTROY EARTH TOMORROW. 63 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,533 - YES, SIRE. - GENERAL. 64 00:05:11,533 --> 00:05:13,333 SIRE. 65 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:16,200 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME? 66 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,600 YOU ARE GREAT AND ALL-POWERFUL, LORD TOD. 67 00:05:21,867 --> 00:05:24,266 TOMORROW, MY LOVE... 68 00:05:24,266 --> 00:05:26,467 TOMORROW, 69 00:05:26,467 --> 00:05:28,700 YOU WILL BE MINE. 70 00:05:30,233 --> 00:05:32,900 King: BOTH MY PLANET AND YOURS WERE IN GRAVE PERIL. 71 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,600 THAT IS, UNTIL THE FATEFUL INTERVENTION 72 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,533 OF THE TWO WISEST, BRAVEST, 73 00:05:37,533 --> 00:05:41,367 MOST NOBLE HEROES THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER KNOWN. 74 00:05:41,367 --> 00:05:44,200 Woman: THAT'S YOUR DAD AND ME ON THE SQUARE IN ENSENADA. 75 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,734 Man: OH YEAH, JUST BEFORE THEY LOST OUR BAGS. 76 00:05:46,734 --> 00:05:49,266 NOW, I TRIED TO GET HIM TO GO IN THE WATER, BUT-- 77 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:52,100 HUH-UH, NO. JELLYFISH, SHARKS, SAWFISH-- 78 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,133 WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY GOT DOWN THERE? 79 00:05:54,133 --> 00:05:57,000 OH, THE BURRO TRIP. THAT REALLY KILLED MY BACK. 80 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,900 NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF PLACE-- NO BUGS, NO CRAZY FOOD-- 81 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,367 DICK. 82 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:06,233 OH, THAT'S IT. OUR TRIP TO MEXICO. 83 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,066 YOUR MOTHER WANTED TO SHOW 'EM. I TOLD HER YOU'D BE BORED. 84 00:06:09,066 --> 00:06:10,767 NO. NO. 85 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:13,800 - NO NO! WE REALLY ENJOYED IT. - GOOD. 86 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,834 GOD, MOM, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND DAD HAVE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS. 87 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:20,734 SO, HOW ARE YOU GUYS GETTING ALONG? 88 00:06:20,734 --> 00:06:22,400 OH, FINE, FINE. 89 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,533 YOU KNOW, YOUR DAD, HE JUST GETS 90 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:27,633 - A LITTLE DOWN SOMETIMES. - IS IT HIS BACK AGAIN? 91 00:06:27,633 --> 00:06:29,567 AND HIS STOMACH, HIS NECK 92 00:06:29,567 --> 00:06:31,967 AND WORK OF COURSE. 93 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:34,133 - POOR POP. - IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 94 00:06:34,133 --> 00:06:37,300 I THINK THIS LITTLE TRIP TO SANTA BARBARA IS REALLY GONNA CHEER HIM UP. 95 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,433 TALKING CARL'S EAR OFF, DAD? 96 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:42,066 - OH, YEAH. ( chuckles ) - Carl: YEAH. 97 00:06:42,066 --> 00:06:44,000 HERE. 98 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,400 - HAVE SOME PIE. - THANK YOU. 99 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,400 I CAN'T EAT THIS, IT'S TOO RICH. 100 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,333 MARGE, I CAN'T EAT THIS. 101 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:52,533 OH, JUST A TINY BITE. 102 00:06:54,133 --> 00:06:57,533 - ( whimpering ) - NO, SALTY. 103 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,934 NO! 104 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:01,633 HERE. 105 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,934 ♪ The world ♪ 106 00:07:05,934 --> 00:07:08,233 ♪ Next door. ♪ 107 00:07:09,734 --> 00:07:11,800 I THOUGHT YOUR STOMACH HURT FROM THE PIE. 108 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,834 UH-HUH. 109 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:17,266 OH, GOD. 110 00:07:17,266 --> 00:07:19,967 ( groans ) 111 00:07:31,433 --> 00:07:33,567 GOOD NIGHT, MARGE. 112 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,500 GOOD NIGHT, DICK. 113 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,734 ( groaning ) 114 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:10,000 Marge: DICK, DON'T DRINK FROM THE CARTON. 115 00:08:12,467 --> 00:08:14,900 AND DON'T EAT THOSE GRAPES, THEY'RE FOR THE TRIP. 116 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:17,433 HOW THE HECK DOES SHE...? 117 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:26,367 ( car alarm blaring ) 118 00:08:29,533 --> 00:08:32,200 DAMN THING. THANKS. 119 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,000 HOW MUCH STUFF ARE YOU AND MRS. NELSON BRINGING? 120 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,900 WELL, CARL... 121 00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:40,967 THIS ONE'S MINE... 122 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,166 AND THE REST OF THIS STUFF IS MY WIFE'S. 123 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:47,667 SHE PACKS THE CLOSET, SHE PACKS THE ENTIRE HOUSE. 124 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:49,700 SHE JUST PACKS EVERYTHING. 125 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,033 BIG WEEKEND OF ROMANCE, HUH, DAD? 126 00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:59,934 OH, NO NO. WAS YOUR MOTHER'S IDEA. 127 00:08:59,934 --> 00:09:04,266 ALAN, MY BACK IS KILLING ME. WOULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A HAND HERE? 128 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,300 ALAN. AL? 129 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,367 ALAN. 130 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,166 I'VE GOT THE COFFEE MACHINE, HONEY. 131 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:16,166 - HUH? - MOM, MOST HOTELS HAVE COFFEE MACHINES. 132 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:18,533 THIS ONE'S BETTER. I GOT IT AT THE LUGGAGE STORE. 133 00:09:18,533 --> 00:09:20,533 OKAY, HERE. 134 00:09:20,533 --> 00:09:22,133 WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 135 00:09:22,133 --> 00:09:24,033 OH, THIS? JUST SOME GRANOLA BARS, 136 00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:26,233 SOME GRAPES, SOME RAISINS 137 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,533 AND SOME APPLE JUICE FOR THE TRIP. 138 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:31,600 WELL, GOODBYE, HONEY. 139 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,467 - NOW YOU TAKE CARE. - I PROMISE, OKAY. 140 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:35,834 - CARL, SUCH A SWEET BOY. - BYE, MRS. NELSON. 141 00:09:35,834 --> 00:09:37,967 - DADDY. - YOU BE GOOD, YOU KIDS. 142 00:09:37,967 --> 00:09:40,133 - YOU BE GOOD. - I KNOW, I KNOW. 143 00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:43,767 DICK. HONEY, HONEY. 144 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,934 DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS 145 00:09:45,934 --> 00:09:48,166 - AND DON'T TELL ANYBODY WE'RE OUT OF TOWN. - I PROMISE! 146 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:51,400 - DO YOU HAVE ALL THE NUMBERS WRITTEN DOWN? - I'VE GOT EVERYTHING. 147 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,266 - THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. - ALL RIGHT, BYE. 148 00:09:53,266 --> 00:09:55,166 - BYE, DADDY. - HERE WE GO. 149 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,300 - BYE! BYE, MOM! - GOODBYE, MR. NELSON! 150 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,700 All: BYE! 151 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,900 - BYE, HONEY! - ( honks ) 152 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,967 Marge: BYE! 153 00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:07,734 ( gasps ) DICK, I THINK I LEFT THE IRON PLUGGED IN. 154 00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:10,100 I HOPE NOT. IT'S ON THE ROOF. 155 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,500 DICK, LET'S TRY AND HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND, OKAY? 156 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,266 MARGE, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE FUN. 157 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:18,133 I DON'T WANT TO GO DANCING. I DON'T WANT TO EAT ANY CRAZY FOOD. 158 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:21,600 I DON'T WANT TO RUN AROUND. I WANT TO SIT IN ONE PLACE AND RELAX, OKAY? 159 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,133 OKAY. 160 00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:25,533 LOOK, DICK. IT'S THE OLD OJAI HIGHWAY. 161 00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:27,467 WE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THAT. 162 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:30,400 LOOK, WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY RINKY-DINK LITTLE BACK ROAD. 163 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,600 OH, COME ON, YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT. 164 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:37,200 END OF DISCUSSION. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. END OF DISCUSSION. 165 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,967 Marge: THERE. ISN'T THIS BETTER THAN THE 101? 166 00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,767 ( groans ) 167 00:10:43,867 --> 00:10:45,567 YES. 168 00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:47,033 YES. 169 00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:48,967 - MM-HMM. - YEAH. 170 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,233 WE ARE READY, LORD TOD. 171 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:00,233 EXCELLENT, GENERAL. 172 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:02,967 ACTIVATE THE MAGNO BEAM. 173 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,800 ( gears turning ) 174 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,900 ( humming ) 175 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,000 ( rumbling ) 176 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,066 ( rattling ) 177 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:29,834 - JEEZ! - HONEY? 178 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:32,166 I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN IT TO JORGE TO GET IT FIXED! 179 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,467 - I'LL TAKE IT TO THE DEALER NEXT TIME. - DICK! 180 00:11:34,467 --> 00:11:36,500 - ( tires screeching ) - AY-YI-YI! 181 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,700 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CAR? 182 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,667 OH, GREAT, THAT'S MY ONLY BAG! 183 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:45,567 OH, JEEZ! THE BRAKES DON'T WORK! 184 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,834 ( horn blaring ) 185 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:56,867 OH MY GOD! 186 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:04,033 HOLY JEEZ! 187 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,500 ARE WE DEAD? 188 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,166 UH, UM... 189 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,333 I DON'T THINK SO. 190 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,600 - OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! - OH MY GOD, WE'RE FLOATING! 191 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,533 - WE'RE GONNA DIE! - NO, WE'RE NOT. 192 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:31,066 Tod over radio: Greetings, Earthlings. I am Emperor-- 193 00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:33,066 - OW! - Don't turn me off! 194 00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:35,333 JEEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US HERE, MARGE? 195 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:36,300 - ME? - YEAH. 196 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,300 Silence! 197 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,200 I THINK THE RADIO IS TALKING TO US. 198 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,633 That is correct, Marge Nelson. 199 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,133 JEEZ, I THOUGHT IT WAS LARRY KING. 200 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:47,867 I am the Emperor Tod Spengo. 201 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:52,400 Consider yourselves fortunate to be entering into my domain, 202 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,567 because soon your puny little planet will cease to exist. 203 00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:58,633 Until we meet again, Earthlings. 204 00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:00,967 Enjoy the ride! 205 00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:03,467 ( laughing maniacally ) 206 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,500 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 207 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,600 IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 208 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,934 DICK, LOOK IT'S SATURN. OH, THIS IS FABULOUS! 209 00:13:15,934 --> 00:13:18,767 THIS IS SO EXCITING! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! 210 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:22,600 - SATURN. - MARGE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 211 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,867 DICK, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO UNPLEASANT? 212 00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:28,367 MARGE, WE'RE BILLIONS OF MILES FROM EARTH, WE'VE GOT A QUARTER OF A TANK OF GAS, 213 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:29,934 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE DOING ON OIL. 214 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,533 LOOK, WE'RE HERE NOW. WE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE BEST OF IT, ALL RIGHT? 215 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:34,767 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 216 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,767 I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES OF SATURN? 217 00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:40,867 NO, I-- I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE... 218 00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:43,967 DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT f-stop? 219 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:46,233 - OH, I'M FINE. I'M USING THE FLASH. - THE FLASH? 220 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:47,633 - MM-HMM. - MARGE, IT'S OUTER SPACE. 221 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:50,934 HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN ANY PICTURES IN OUTER SPACE, DICK? 222 00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:52,734 - Dick: NO. - OH, THAT'S GREAT! 223 00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:55,200 - OH! GOSH, MARGE. - ALL RIGHT, SCOOT OVER A LITTLE. 224 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,467 - WHAT? - I WANT TO GET ONE OF YOU AND SATURN. 225 00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,567 NO, MARGE, DON'T TAKE MY PICTURE! DON'T-- 226 00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:01,367 ( grunts ) 227 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,433 ( discordant notes ) 228 00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:05,633 ♪ O MARGE, O MARGE ♪ 229 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,934 ♪ TOD'S LOVE FOR YOU IS... ♪ 230 00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:13,433 ARGE, BARGE, CARGE, 231 00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:15,700 LARGE, MA-- 232 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,767 LARGE? WHAT KIND OF-- 233 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,734 OH. LARGE. 234 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,000 OH. LARGE. 235 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,033 ♪ O MARGE, O MARGE ♪ 236 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,133 ♪ TOD'S LOVE FOR YOU IS LARGE... ♪ 237 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,867 - SIRE. SIRE! - ♪ LAR-- ♪ WHAT?! 238 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,000 THE EARTH WOMAN HAS EXITED HER SOLAR SYSTEM 239 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,967 AND IS APPROACHING OUR PLANET. 240 00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:35,300 EXCELLENT, GENERAL. 241 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,300 PREPARE HER FOR OUR INTRODUCTION. 242 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,567 DRESS HER AS WOULD BEFIT MY QUEEN. 243 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,367 AND THE MALE, SIRE? 244 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,533 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM. 245 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,734 BUT SURELY THIS WILL UPSET THE FEMALE. 246 00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:54,567 NO WOMAN CAN RESIST MY SEDUCTIVE POWERS. 247 00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:57,700 ONE MINUTE WITH THE GREAT TOD SPENGO 248 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,600 AND SHE WILL FORGET SHE WAS EVEN MARRIED. 249 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,667 POOR FOOL WILL BE NO MATCH FOR ME. 250 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,700 GO! GO AND BRING HIM TO ME. 251 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,834 YES, SIRE. 252 00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,533 AFIR! 253 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,734 ( sighs ) 254 00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:21,767 ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10 255 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:25,500 IN TERMS OF UNIVERSE-DOMINATING GREATNESS, 256 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:29,266 WHERE WOULD YOU PLACE SAY... 257 00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:31,934 OH, ME? 258 00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:35,133 A 10, SIRE. MOST DEFINITELY. 259 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,200 - A 10? - MM-HMM. 260 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,200 HMM. WELL, YES, OF COURSE A 10! 261 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,867 WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU THINK, A SIX? 262 00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:45,567 NOW LEAVE ME ALONE. I MUST PREPARE FOR HER ARRIVAL. 263 00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,667 YES, SIRE. 264 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:55,033 WELCOME, MY LOVE. 265 00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:57,300 AND MY ENEMY. 266 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,633 ( laughs maniacally ) 267 00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,567 OH JEEZ. AW, I ONLY BROUGHT ONE OF THESE! 268 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:06,266 THAT'S OKAY, I CAN GET IT OUT WITH A LITTLE PICKRIN-- 269 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,200 WHOA! 270 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,533 - GOD! - DICK, LOOK! 271 00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,934 - THAT TINY LITTLE PLANET. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 272 00:16:12,934 --> 00:16:15,667 HANG ON, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO TO US. 273 00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,200 - Marge: OH. - OH BOY! 274 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,533 OH, GOD, IT'S A MESS! 275 00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:28,934 Marge: SLOW! 276 00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,967 - THEY'RE HERE! - WE DID IT! 277 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,700 ( machinery whirring ) 278 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,300 Both: WHOA! 279 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,934 - YOU OKAY? OW. - YEAH, YOU? 280 00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:04,133 OH, THE FRONT END'S PROBABLY SHOT. 281 00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,467 GONNA COST ME A FORTUNE TO FIX. 282 00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:12,400 ROLL UP THE WINDOW. 283 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,166 ROLL UP THE WINDOW, QUICK! 284 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,533 ME? 285 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,567 - STAY HERE. - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL THEM? 286 00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:25,934 I DON'T KNOW. "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER," I GUESS. 287 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,400 HI. 288 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,200 DICK NELSON, WOODLAND HILLS, CALIFORNIA. 289 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,367 HI. 290 00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:42,400 SO... QUITE A NIFTY LITTLE SETUP YOU'VE GOT FOR YOURSELVES HERE. 291 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,500 UH, NO, NO, SORRY. SHE STAYS IN THE CAR. 292 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:50,367 OH MY! 293 00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:55,233 HI, I'M MARGE NELSON, 294 00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:57,467 DICK-- DICK'S WIFE. 295 00:17:58,567 --> 00:18:00,834 IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 296 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,767 WE'RE REALLY ENJOYING YOUR PLANET VERY MUCH. 297 00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:07,800 - HEY! - ( cracks ) 298 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,834 OH JEEZ, MY BACK! OW! 299 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:12,133 WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT WITH US? 300 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:18,967 YOU'VE BEEN INVITED HERE BY THE EMPEROR TOD SPENGO. 301 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,667 Marge: WE REALLY APPRECIATE THAT VERY MUCH, BUT WHY? 302 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,867 OUR GREAT EMPEROR DESIRES YOUR PRESENCE... 303 00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:28,066 AT HIS WEDDING. 304 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:31,133 Marge: THIS OBVIOUSLY MEANS A LOT TO THIS TOD FELLOW. 305 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,734 Dick: MARGE, NO. END OF DISCUSSION. 306 00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:36,200 YOU MIGHT REALLY LIKE IT. REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVED 307 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,734 - THAT WEDDING IN MISSION VIEJO? - THAT WAS DIFFERENT. 308 00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:40,533 WE WERE GUESTS OF THE ZIMMERMANS. 309 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,567 WELL, HONEY, HERE WE'RE GUESTS OF AN EMPEROR. 310 00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:45,433 THE ZIMMERMANS WERE HUMAN BEINGS FROM THE PLANET EARTH. 311 00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:47,433 END OF DISCUSSION! 312 00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:50,900 DICK, DON'T YOU THINK MAYBE YOU'RE A LITTLE GROUCHY FROM THE TRIP? 313 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:54,066 OH, GREAT! NOW I'M MR. GROUCHY-FROM-THE-TRIP! 314 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,633 MR. FLY-A-BILLION-MILES TO-GOD-KNOWS... 315 00:18:57,734 --> 00:18:59,300 EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU TAKE OUR PICTURE? 316 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,734 DICK, COME HERE, HURRY. QUICK, COME OVER HERE. 317 00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:03,834 EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU MIND GETTING IN A PICTURE WITH US? 318 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:07,000 - PRESS THE BUTTON. IT'S VERY SIMPLE. - MARGE. MARGE. 319 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,767 JUST ONE PICTURE. IT'S VERY EASY, IT'S AN AUTOMATIC. 320 00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:13,166 - LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL THING! JUST PRESS THE BUTTON. - MARGE. 321 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,633 - WAVE. SAY HI. - HI! 322 00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:16,734 - ( yelps ) - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 323 00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:19,767 - MARGE. - HAVE A NICE DAY, WHOEVER YOU ARE. 324 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:23,166 - WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME? WE DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE. - ( both grumbling ) 325 00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,433 - WE DIDN'T BRING THEM ANYTHING. - SO WHAT? 326 00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:28,133 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO. - IT'S A WEDDING, IT COULD BE FUN. 327 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,200 - I'M TELLING YOU, THOUGH-- OH. - WELL, 328 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,333 YOUR CHAMBERS HAVE BEEN PREPARED. 329 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:36,867 THERE YOU CAN REFRESH YOURSELF BEFORE YOU MEET THE EMPEROR. 330 00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:39,300 YOUR SERVANTS WILL SHOW YOU TO YOUR CHAMBERS. 331 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,967 - OH! - ( trilling ) 332 00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:44,166 Dick: HOLD ON A SECOND HERE. NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT 333 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:46,333 - OH, AREN'T YOU SWEET? - NO, MARGE, WAIT, WAIT! 334 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,867 - MARGE! - HAVE A NICE TIME! 335 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:50,000 - BYE, DICK. - MARGE! 336 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,400 SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING HERE, GUYS? 337 00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:00,100 ( chuckles menacingly ) 338 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,800 OW! GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME! I'M A GUEST HERE, YOU KNOW! 339 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,800 - ( bulldogs grumbling ) - OUCH! 340 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,567 WHO'S YOUR SUPERVISOR? 341 00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:10,567 I'M A UNITED STATES CITIZEN! 342 00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,700 OH! 343 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,867 OH, GREAT. 344 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,133 HEY! OPEN UP! 345 00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:24,633 LET ME OUT OF HERE! 346 00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:27,266 ( raspy voice ) HEY! OPEN UP! LET ME OUT OF HERE. 347 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,934 - ( chuckles ) - WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 348 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:35,200 ( mockingly ) WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 349 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,633 JEEZ, THAT'S A BIG MOTHER. 350 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:41,100 JEEZ, THAT'S A BIG MOTHER. 351 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,133 GO ON, SHOO! GET OUT OF HERE! 352 00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:46,133 GO ON, SHOO! GET OUT OF HERE! 353 00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:50,200 ( screams ) 354 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:55,066 HEY! 355 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:58,367 YOU TOUCH MY WIFE AND YOU'RE DEAD! 356 00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:01,700 - ( dings ) - OH, COFFEE'S READY. 357 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,667 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE COFFEE. 358 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,000 COFFEE? 359 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,934 OH, THAT'S OUR DAUGHTER STEPHANIE. 360 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,233 AND THAT'S HER LITTLE BOYFRIEND CARL. 361 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,934 THAT ONE'S OUR SON ALAN. 362 00:21:11,934 --> 00:21:14,734 HE'S KIND OF GOING THROUGH A PHASE RIGHT NOW. 363 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:18,934 OH, AND THAT'S MY HUSBAND. THAT'S DICK. 364 00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:20,533 DI-ICK. 365 00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:23,066 MM-HMM, YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 366 00:21:23,066 --> 00:21:25,000 ALAN IS REALLY A VERY GOOD BOY. 367 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,567 HE'S JUST AT A DIFFICULT AGE, BUT WE LOVE HIM VERY MUCH. 368 00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:33,734 OH, WHAT ARE THESE, YOUR PETS? 369 00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:36,500 OH, I SEE, IT'S YOUR FAMILY. 370 00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:40,300 OH, THESE MUST BE YOUR CHILDREN. 371 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,233 THEY'RE ADORABLE. 372 00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:44,700 JUST ADORABLE! OH. 373 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,633 BLAAATTT! 374 00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:51,300 BLAAATTT. THIS IS YOUR HUSBAND? 375 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:56,200 OH, I SEE. YOU'RE SEPARATED? 376 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,433 YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALONG RIGHT NOW, IS THAT IT? 377 00:21:58,433 --> 00:22:01,333 MM-HMM. WELL... 378 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,066 PERHAPS YOU'RE NOT COMMUNICATING. 379 00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:06,600 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM, HUH? 380 00:22:10,033 --> 00:22:12,467 ALL RIGHT, THEN, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO. 381 00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:14,333 MORE COFFEE? 382 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,667 - OH, FINE. - WHEW! 383 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:19,967 PULL! PULL! 384 00:22:19,967 --> 00:22:21,900 COME ON! 385 00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,834 - ( bulldogs grunting ) - TIGHTER! TIGHT-- 386 00:22:23,834 --> 00:22:25,967 ( deep voice ) OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. 387 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,133 SHE IS ON HER WAY TO THE THRONE ROOM, GREAT ONE. 388 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:34,667 EXCELLENT, AFIR! PREPARE THE CHORUS AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 389 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,533 YES, SIRE. 390 00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:39,066 - GENERAL? - SIRE? 391 00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:43,433 - HOW, UH...? - Bulldog: OH, BOY! 392 00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:45,500 YOU LOOK SMASHING. 393 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:49,266 YES, I DO. I DO, DON'T I? 394 00:22:49,266 --> 00:22:52,734 WELL, I'LL JOIN YOU PRESENTLY. NOW GET OUT! 395 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:59,934 OH, MOTHER, IF ONLY YOU COULD BE HERE. 396 00:23:00,867 --> 00:23:02,300 - DON'T! - ( yelps ) 397 00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:06,667 WHOA! 398 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,300 ( sniffs ) WHEW. WHOA. 399 00:23:19,033 --> 00:23:21,367 NO! NO, PLEASE! 400 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:24,266 NOT THE MIND MILK MACHINE AGAIN! 401 00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:26,533 IT SUCKS YOUR BRAINS OUT. 402 00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:28,367 IT TAKES YOUR THOUGHTS 403 00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,467 AND MASHES YOUR BRAIN AND... 404 00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:33,033 WHO ARE YOU? 405 00:23:33,033 --> 00:23:35,734 DICK NELSON FROM EARTH. 406 00:23:35,734 --> 00:23:39,467 EARTH? OH, YES. 407 00:23:39,467 --> 00:23:43,000 I AM RAFF. 408 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 WHAT DID I JUST SAY? 409 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,433 - "I AM RAFF." - NO. 410 00:23:47,433 --> 00:23:50,934 I AM RAFF, YOU ARE EARTH-DICK. 411 00:23:50,934 --> 00:23:53,700 LISTEN, EARTH-DICK, I HAVE INFORMATION 412 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:57,967 VITAL TO THE FUTURE OF YOUR PLANET AND MY OWN. 413 00:23:57,967 --> 00:24:00,233 - AM I SPEAKING NOW? - YES, YOU ARE. 414 00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:03,900 GOOD. SIGNAL ME WHEN I STOP. 415 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:10,233 YOU'VE STOPPED. 416 00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,934 IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF SPENGO! 417 00:24:12,934 --> 00:24:15,800 I-- I WAS KING OF THIS PLANET WHEN HE SEIZED POWER. 418 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,667 HE STOLE MY IDEAS AND MISUSED THEM 419 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,266 TO BUILD HIS... ( stammering ) 420 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:28,900 - TELESCOPE? - NO, NO, NO, NO. HIS... ( grunting ) 421 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,500 FISHING POLE. 422 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,867 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. HIS... 423 00:24:32,867 --> 00:24:36,967 - BEACH BALL! - NO. HIS DEATH RAY! 424 00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:39,500 - DEATH RAY? - I JUST SAID THAT. 425 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,633 NOW THEN, EARTH-DICK, 426 00:24:42,633 --> 00:24:44,767 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 427 00:24:47,033 --> 00:24:48,900 OPEN MY PANTS. 428 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,800 - WHAT? - QUICKLY, IT'S URGENT. 429 00:24:54,767 --> 00:24:57,700 UH... NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 430 00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:00,233 I HAVEN'T BEEN IN PRISON LONG ENOUGH FOR THIS. 431 00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:05,066 NO, NO. THERE IS INFORMATION VITAL TO OUR CAUSE IN MY PANTS! 432 00:25:05,066 --> 00:25:09,600 NOW, OPEN MY PANTS, TAKE THE INFORMATION AND ESCAPE. 433 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,667 ESCAPE?! 434 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,400 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE? 435 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,600 ( giggles ) 436 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,033 I HAVE NO IDEA, 437 00:25:21,033 --> 00:25:23,600 BUT YOU WILL THINK OF SOMETHING. AFTER ALL, 438 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,667 THIS IS A PLANET OF IDIOTS. 439 00:25:25,667 --> 00:25:27,367 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. 440 00:25:27,367 --> 00:25:29,867 I'M THE MOST INTELLIGENT ONE HERE AND I'M AN IDIOT. 441 00:25:29,867 --> 00:25:32,633 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, JUST SAVE IT. I'LL-- 442 00:25:32,633 --> 00:25:34,533 HANG ON. 443 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,767 ( creaks ) 444 00:25:40,834 --> 00:25:45,600 YOU MUST TAKE THIS TO MY SON, SIRK THE... 445 00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:49,266 SIRK THE-- 446 00:25:49,266 --> 00:25:51,734 OH, DAMN IT! SIRK THE-- 447 00:25:51,734 --> 00:25:53,133 - LEADER? - HUH-UH. 448 00:25:53,133 --> 00:25:54,900 - GENERAL? - NO! 449 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,533 THE WHITE BIRD! 450 00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:59,100 - ( imitates bird ) - OH, THE WHITE BIRD. 451 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,500 OF COURSE, RIGHT. MM-HMM. 452 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,367 - AND THEN-- - YES? 453 00:26:03,367 --> 00:26:05,467 JUST AT THE WRONG MOMENT... 454 00:26:05,467 --> 00:26:08,700 - MM-HMM? - I SHALL PASS OUT. 455 00:26:11,734 --> 00:26:15,900 WHITE BIRD. SURE, YEAH, WELL, GREAT! 456 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,800 TERRIFIC! 457 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,767 I'M SCREWED. 458 00:26:20,767 --> 00:26:24,166 ( grunting cadence ) 459 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,567 Man: AND HALT! 460 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,000 ( gasps ) OH! 461 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,400 OH, THIS IS FANTASTIC! GOODNESS! 462 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,200 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 463 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,400 ( crowd murmurs ) 464 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,233 EXCUSE ME, BUT IS MY HUSBAND HERE YET? 465 00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:56,934 ( growls ) 466 00:26:56,934 --> 00:26:59,734 ( discordant notes ) 467 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,834 IS THAT THE COURT JESTER? 468 00:27:07,633 --> 00:27:09,000 ♪ TOD, TOD, TOD, TOD ♪ 469 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,100 ♪ TOD, TOD, TOD, TOD... ♪ 470 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:12,834 ♪ TOD, O TOD ♪ 471 00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:14,734 ♪ HE IS A GOD-ISH GOD ♪ 472 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,400 ♪ FEARSOME AND BRAVE ♪ 473 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,600 ♪ OUR FUTURE HE WILL SAVE, UPON THE FACE OF HISTORY ♪ 474 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,300 ♪ HIS NAME WILL BE ENGRAVED, TOD! ♪ 475 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,667 ( grunting ) 476 00:27:38,967 --> 00:27:41,700 GREETINGS, MARGE NELSON! 477 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:44,667 I AM TOD THE DESTROYER, 478 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:46,500 RULER OF ALL THAT YOU SEE. 479 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,166 IMPRESSED? 480 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:52,467 OH, YES, YOU HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE LITTLE PLANET HERE. 481 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,667 OH, YOU THINK MY PLANET IS LITTLE? 482 00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:59,800 OH, YES, IT'S JUST... TINY. 483 00:28:03,467 --> 00:28:07,133 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, MARGE NELSON, IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF YOUR PLANET, 484 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,200 - IT'S HOW YOU USE IT! - HMM. 485 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,000 I'M SORRY, WOULD YOU DO THAT AGAIN? 486 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,633 I THINK I HAD THE DISTANCE WRONG. 487 00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:14,767 - OH! - THANK YOU. 488 00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:17,734 NOW, WHAT WAS IT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PLANET? 489 00:28:17,734 --> 00:28:19,667 DON'T YOU GET IT? I'M THE EMPEROR! 490 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:22,600 - I RULE HERE! - OH. 491 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:27,166 TOD... 492 00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,200 ARE YOU INSECURE? 493 00:28:31,367 --> 00:28:34,367 ME? INSECURE? 494 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,667 IF I WERE INSECURE, 495 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:41,300 WHY WOULD I SPEAK SO LOUDLY, HMM? 496 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:44,000 HOW ABOUT NOW, DEAR MARGE? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW? 497 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,100 UH, MR. SPENGO, WHERE'S DICK? 498 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,934 OH, WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT HIM? 499 00:28:48,934 --> 00:28:50,700 DOES HE HAVE A PLANET NAMED AFTER HIM? 500 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,333 IS HIS NAME DICK EARTH? 501 00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:54,667 MR. SPENGO, WHERE IS MY HUSBAND? 502 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,700 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 503 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:01,633 MARRY ME, MARGE, AND BECOME THE QUEEN OF SPENGO. 504 00:29:01,633 --> 00:29:04,333 MARRY YOU? I CAN'T MARRY YOU. I'M ALREADY MARRIED. 505 00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:06,900 SO? WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE A QUEEN? 506 00:29:07,633 --> 00:29:09,533 TOD, WHERE IS MY HUSBAND? 507 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:15,266 HE IS IN THE DUNGEON WHERE HE WILL ROT 508 00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:18,300 AS HIS PLANET IS DESTROYED BEFORE HIM! 509 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,400 THAT IS CORRECT. FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING, 510 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,600 I SHALL BLOW UP EARTH, 511 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,800 THEREBY MAKING SPENGO THE MOST POWERFUL PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE! 512 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,767 ( indifferently ) YAY. 513 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:33,600 MR. SPENGO, I DEMAND THAT YOU TAKE ME TO MY HUSBAND IMMEDIATELY! 514 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,500 I WILL MAKE YOU MINE, MARGE NELSON. 515 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:37,900 - YOU WILL LOVE ME! - NEVER, I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU! 516 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:42,000 - I LOVE MY HUSBAND! - OH, FINE. YOU KNOW, FINE. 517 00:29:43,133 --> 00:29:44,867 I WILL RELEASE HIM. 518 00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:47,467 I'LL TAKE HIM TO THE LABORATORY AND MILK HIS MIND. 519 00:29:47,467 --> 00:29:51,033 I'LL FIND OUT WHAT'S IN IT THAT COULD POSSIBLY WARRANT YOUR LOVE FOR HIM. 520 00:29:51,033 --> 00:29:53,867 - TAKE HER AWAY! - NO! NO! 521 00:29:53,867 --> 00:29:56,967 TOD, YOU LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE! 522 00:29:58,133 --> 00:30:00,300 - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS! - GET IN THERE! 523 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,600 CAN'T WE TALK THIS OUT? OH. 524 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,033 ANIMALS! 525 00:30:05,033 --> 00:30:07,300 ( growling ) 526 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,400 ALL RIGHT, OKAY! 527 00:30:11,367 --> 00:30:13,467 ( snarls ) 528 00:30:15,367 --> 00:30:18,166 WAIT A SECOND. YOU'RE... 529 00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:20,600 - BLAAATTT, AREN'T YOU? - HUH? ( growling ) 530 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,133 I SAW YOUR PICTURE. YOU'RE-- YOU'RE BWAAA'S HUSBAND. 531 00:30:28,066 --> 00:30:30,533 MMM, WOULD YOU LIKE A GRANOLA BAR? 532 00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:37,600 - GRA-NO-LA? - GRA-NO-LA? 533 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,200 ( muffled screaming ) 534 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:55,033 DO IT. 535 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,266 ( groaning ) 536 00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:20,967 "MY BACK. MY BACK IS KILLING ME. 537 00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:23,767 THIS SPENGO IDIOT 538 00:31:23,767 --> 00:31:25,900 IS LAUGHING AT ME. 539 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:28,834 I'D LIKE TO PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH, 540 00:31:28,834 --> 00:31:31,333 BUT IF I DO, SOMEONE WOULD PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH." 541 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:34,834 - THAT'S RIGHT. - "WHAT'S THAT IN MY MOUTH? 542 00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:37,233 THERE'S A PIECE OF GRANOLA IN MY TEETH. 543 00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:40,467 OH, MARGE GAVE ME GRANOLA IN THE CAR. 544 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:41,600 MARGE! 545 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,700 MARGE IN TROUBLE? 546 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,734 MARGE-- MARGE DEAD? 547 00:31:46,734 --> 00:31:49,667 I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE 101. I TRIED TO TELL HER! 548 00:31:49,667 --> 00:31:53,333 SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME, NOBODY DOES, NOT EVEN MY SON." 549 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:56,633 EVEN YOUR OWN KID THINKS YOU'RE A JERK. 550 00:31:56,633 --> 00:32:00,533 "OH MY GOD! I LEFT THE FIREPLACE ON! 551 00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:02,166 ALL OF OUR THINGS! 552 00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:05,467 ALL THOSE MEMENTOS OF 20 YEARS. 553 00:32:05,467 --> 00:32:07,834 THOSE PHOTOS OF MARGE!" 554 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:10,467 - WHAT THE HECK IS HE TALKING ABOUT? - "OH, MARGE. 555 00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:13,533 SHE'S LOOKING FOR ME! SHE'S WORRIED SICK! 556 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:17,166 OH, MARGE! MARGE! MARGE!" 557 00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:19,867 - OH, ALL RIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH. - "OH, MARGE! MARGE! 558 00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:21,834 - MARGE!" - THAT'S ENOUGH. 559 00:32:21,834 --> 00:32:24,800 - "MARGE, MARGE!" - THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT'S ENOU-- 560 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,600 - THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU IDIOT, IT'S ME! - "OH, MARGE! MARGE!" 561 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,667 - OH, FORGET IT! WAKE UP, WAKE UP! - "OH, MARGE! MARGE!" 562 00:32:31,667 --> 00:32:33,367 MARGE NELSON MUST HAVE THE HEART OF AN ANGEL, 563 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:37,233 BECAUSE ONLY AN ANGEL COULD LOVE SUCH A PATHETIC WEAKLING LIKE YOURSELF! 564 00:32:37,233 --> 00:32:39,166 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? 565 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,867 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WIFE? 566 00:32:43,533 --> 00:32:46,266 - EXECUTE HIM. - YOU TOUCH MY WIFE, 567 00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:48,934 I'LL RIP OFF YOUR POINTY LITTLE HEAD, YOU PIPSQUEAK! 568 00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:52,333 YOU HEAR ME, HUH? COME ON! I'LL MURDER YOU! 569 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:56,433 YOU THINK I'M A WEAKLING? I USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL! COME ON! 570 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:59,433 COME ON! COME ON! 571 00:33:02,266 --> 00:33:04,133 OH, SHOOT. 572 00:33:07,467 --> 00:33:10,834 YEAH, IT'S TOUGH HAVING TO BE MASCULINE ALL THE TIME, ISN'T IT? 573 00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:12,600 ( whimpering ) 574 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,100 SOMETIMES MY HUSBAND DIGS HIS HEELS INTO SOMETHING SO MUCH 575 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,533 THAT HE FINDS IT DIFFICULT TO ADMIT THAT HE'S WRONG. 576 00:33:21,734 --> 00:33:24,867 WHAT YOU NEED IS A NICE LITTLE HUG, ISN'T IT? 577 00:33:28,367 --> 00:33:30,233 OH. 578 00:33:30,233 --> 00:33:32,900 - ( panting ) - THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 579 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:35,800 THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 580 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,767 THERE. 581 00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:39,667 NOW WOULDN'T YOU FEEL A LOT BETTER 582 00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:41,767 IF YOU WENT AND HAD A NICE TALK WITH BWAAA? 583 00:33:41,767 --> 00:33:43,567 TOLD HER THAT YOU BELIEVED IN HER... 584 00:33:43,567 --> 00:33:46,367 - UH-HUH. - AND THAT YOU LOVED HER? 585 00:33:46,367 --> 00:33:49,066 - UH-HUH. - SHE SHOULD TELL YOU THE SAME THING, TOO. 586 00:33:49,066 --> 00:33:51,533 DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO HER NOW? 587 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:53,967 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - YEAH, OKAY. 588 00:33:53,967 --> 00:33:56,066 OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY. 589 00:33:56,066 --> 00:33:59,400 BWAAA! OH BOY, OH BOY. 590 00:34:06,533 --> 00:34:08,500 OW, OW, OW, OW! 591 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:11,967 - IT HURTS, DOESN'T IT? - YEAH. THAT THING'S AS BIG AS A-- 592 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:16,367 NO! I MEAN #sLOSING ONE'S LOVE. 593 00:34:16,367 --> 00:34:18,400 IT'S PAIN, 594 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,100 BUT WE HAVE TO GO ON, 595 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:22,633 JUST AS I HAVE TO GO ON NOW. 596 00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:25,300 THIS IS MY DUTY! 597 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:28,166 BUT-- BUT-- 598 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,800 BUT I JUST CAN'T! ( sobbing ) 599 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,333 OKAY. 600 00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:42,266 COME ON, YOU'LL BE OKAY. 601 00:34:42,266 --> 00:34:44,133 NO! YOU HAVE TO ESCAPE! 602 00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:47,066 YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! 603 00:34:47,066 --> 00:34:49,000 HERE, YOU CAN TAKE MY UNIFORM. 604 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,333 YOU CAN DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A DESTROYER! 605 00:34:55,734 --> 00:34:58,567 HERE, TAKE MY HELMET. 606 00:34:58,567 --> 00:35:00,233 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 607 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:01,667 YOU MAY T REALIZE IT, EARTH MAN, 608 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:05,133 BUT THE LOVE YOU FEEL FOR YOUR WOMAN IS ETERNAL AND BEAUTIFUL. 609 00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:06,834 ANYONE WHO HAS LOVED THIS WAY KNOWS. 610 00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:11,400 I, TOO, ONCE HAD A TRUE LOVE, 611 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,200 BUT I LOST HER A LONG, LONG TIME AGO. 612 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,100 THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN TO YOU, EARTH MAN. 613 00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:19,934 QUICKLY, HURRY UP! 614 00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:38,367 - ( gasps ) - ( all growling ) 615 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,967 - HI. EXCUSE ME. - Bulldog: HI. 616 00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:44,133 ( grunts ) 617 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,967 WHOA! 618 00:35:55,133 --> 00:35:56,967 HAIL TOD! 619 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:03,800 TOD THE DESTROYER! ( groans ) 620 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,266 YOUR UNIFORM'S TOO SMALL, MISTER! 621 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:10,433 I'VE ORDERED A NEW ONE. 622 00:36:10,433 --> 00:36:12,066 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 623 00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:14,133 ZURG. 624 00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:16,100 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 625 00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:20,800 - PATROL. - WHICH REGION? 626 00:36:21,633 --> 00:36:23,667 NORTH? 627 00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:25,967 OKAY, GO AHEAD. 628 00:36:31,467 --> 00:36:34,967 THAT GUY RAFF WAS RIGHT. THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. 629 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,600 - MMM. - HEH. 630 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,400 SHOOT HIM. 631 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,033 WHOA! 632 00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:51,633 WHOA! 633 00:36:54,433 --> 00:36:57,066 AH! BURNED EGGS! 634 00:36:57,066 --> 00:36:59,567 ( yelling ) 635 00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:05,767 ( grunts ) 636 00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:09,567 OH, BILLIONS OF MILES FROM A CHIROPRACTOR. 637 00:37:09,567 --> 00:37:11,533 ( cooing ) 638 00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:14,800 WHOA! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!? 639 00:37:24,467 --> 00:37:26,600 AW... 640 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,066 YOU'RE A CUTE LITTLE FELLA. 641 00:37:32,867 --> 00:37:35,333 COOTCHY, COOTCHY, COOTCHY. 642 00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:39,867 - ( screeching ) - WHOA! WHA-- NO! 643 00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:42,066 ( all screeching ) 644 00:37:42,066 --> 00:37:45,133 NO! NO! JEEZ! 645 00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:47,533 HELP! OH GOD! OH! 646 00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:49,834 OH! WHOA! 647 00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:54,333 I'M BEING CHASED BY A BUNCH OF KILLER MUSHROOMS! 648 00:37:55,633 --> 00:37:57,567 HO-- WHOA, WHOA! 649 00:37:57,567 --> 00:38:00,533 WHOA! 650 00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:08,000 WHOA! 651 00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:13,433 ( Dick groans ) 652 00:38:15,734 --> 00:38:17,600 COME ON, DICK, YOU CAN DO A PULL-UP. 653 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,767 ( grunting ) 654 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,333 MAYBE NOT. 655 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:28,166 WHERE DO THEY KEEP THE MIND MILK ROOMS AROUND HERE, ANYWAY? 656 00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:31,133 - ( Marge gasps ) - GET HER! 657 00:38:32,867 --> 00:38:37,100 - ( guards grunt, clamoring ) - DICK! HELP! 658 00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:42,033 ( echoing ) HELP! DICK! DICK! HELP! 659 00:38:42,033 --> 00:38:44,166 MARGE. 660 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:51,433 ( mushroom screaming ) 661 00:38:57,767 --> 00:38:59,967 I'M COMING, MARGIE! 662 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:08,500 MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! STOP HER! 663 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:10,767 THERE SHE IS! 664 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,934 OH! DICK! 665 00:39:13,934 --> 00:39:17,400 OUCH! THESE PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TREAT COMPANY. 666 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,667 SO! MARGE NELSON, 667 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:25,734 - WE MEET AGAIN. - UCH. 668 00:39:25,734 --> 00:39:29,500 - THERE WE GO! THERE SHE IS! - ( Tod laughs ) 669 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,233 LET HER GO. 670 00:39:35,266 --> 00:39:37,567 PERHAPS MY ARM IS TOO STRONG. 671 00:39:38,734 --> 00:39:41,500 AND PERHAPS MY LEGS ARE TOO AGILE! 672 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:44,500 - ( Tod grunts ) - ( chuckles ) 673 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,500 Tod: ( high-pitched ) THANK YOU! 674 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:50,333 ( grunts ) MARGE! 675 00:39:51,367 --> 00:39:53,433 DICK! OH, DICK! 676 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,800 - LET GO! - MARGE! 677 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,400 PUNISH HIM! 678 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,533 MARGE! 679 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,800 ( Tod laughing ) 680 00:40:04,834 --> 00:40:06,800 Marge: STOP IT! 681 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,734 STOP! 682 00:40:17,834 --> 00:40:19,700 NOW, MARGE NELSON... 683 00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:22,433 YOU WILL WITNESS TRUE POWER. 684 00:40:22,433 --> 00:40:24,934 ( panting ) 685 00:40:24,934 --> 00:40:28,266 TOD, YOU WERE RIGHT. 686 00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:30,767 DICK IS NOTHING COMPARED TO YOU. 687 00:40:30,767 --> 00:40:33,266 YOU ARE BOLD AND STRONG AND... 688 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,200 POWERFUL. 689 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,500 DICK IS SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT, 690 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,166 LIKE ALL EARTH MEN. 691 00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:41,967 MARGE? 692 00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:45,533 I GUESS SHE'S MADE HER DECISION. 693 00:40:45,533 --> 00:40:47,567 GOODBYE, EARTH MAN. 694 00:40:47,567 --> 00:40:49,467 NO! 695 00:40:50,633 --> 00:40:52,800 ( screaming ) 696 00:40:54,967 --> 00:40:56,800 ( grunts 697 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,000 ( groaning ) 698 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,767 - ( screams ) - ( yelping ) 699 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:16,567 - ( car alarm blaring ) - OH, JEEZ! 700 00:41:19,834 --> 00:41:22,433 - OH, GREAT. - THERE THEY GO! 701 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,767 COME ON! SHOOT HIM! 702 00:41:43,867 --> 00:41:45,600 OH, JEEZ. 703 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,266 ( banging ) 704 00:41:47,266 --> 00:41:49,233 MUST BE SOMETHING LIKE A CAR, RIGHT? 705 00:41:49,233 --> 00:41:52,734 OKAY, OKAY. IGNITION, POWER, 706 00:41:52,734 --> 00:41:54,800 BRAKES, DRIVE-- 707 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,467 ( screams ) 708 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,734 FIRE THE MISSILES! GET HIM DOWN! 709 00:42:01,734 --> 00:42:04,467 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! WHAT DID I HIT? 710 00:42:04,467 --> 00:42:06,967 FORWARD, FORWARD-- WHOA! 711 00:42:06,967 --> 00:42:09,166 DOWN. DOWN'S GOOD. 712 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,433 OPEN SIX. 713 00:42:18,433 --> 00:42:21,066 - OPEN FIVE. - READY. 714 00:42:21,066 --> 00:42:23,066 OPEN FOUR. 715 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,633 AIM. 716 00:42:27,633 --> 00:42:29,900 OPEN ONE. FIRE! 717 00:42:31,734 --> 00:42:34,066 ( screams ) 718 00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:43,500 - ( alarm blaring ) - EJECT! 719 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,967 EJECT! 720 00:42:44,967 --> 00:42:47,900 I PUSHED EVERYTHING! EXCEPT... 721 00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,700 - Marge: NO! NO! - ( all cheering ) 722 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,700 NO! 723 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:56,233 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW? 724 00:42:56,233 --> 00:42:59,033 ♪ OH TOD, OH TOD, YOU ARE A GLORIOUS GOD ♪ 725 00:42:59,033 --> 00:43:02,734 - ♪ FEARSOME AND BRAVE, OUR FUTURE YOU WILL SAVE! ♪ - OW! HELP ME, HELP ME! 726 00:43:02,734 --> 00:43:05,367 YOU HORRIBLE, AWFUL, HIDEOUS MAN! I HATE YOU! 727 00:43:05,367 --> 00:43:07,467 PREPARE HER FOR OUR WEDDING FIRST THING TOMORROW. 728 00:43:07,467 --> 00:43:10,000 - Afir: YES, SIRE. - IF YOU WILL NOT MARRY ME BY CHOICE, 729 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,734 YOU WILL MARRY ME BY FORCE. 730 00:43:11,734 --> 00:43:15,500 - TAKE HER AWAY! - NO! NO! NO! 731 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,000 COME ON, FELLAS, DANCE WITH ME! 732 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,033 ♪ OH TOD, OH TOD YOU ARE A GLORIOUS GOD. ♪ 733 00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:35,333 ( Dick screaming ) 734 00:43:36,567 --> 00:43:39,633 ( grunts, groaning ) 735 00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:56,200 OW! OW. OOH. 736 00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:09,500 ( groaning ) 737 00:44:11,767 --> 00:44:14,000 ( wind howling ) 738 00:44:16,133 --> 00:44:18,133 DAMN. OW! 739 00:44:18,133 --> 00:44:20,934 ( cracks ) 740 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,734 OH MY! 741 00:44:25,734 --> 00:44:27,500 I'M SORRY, WHAT, MARGE? 742 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:30,967 OH! NO, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 743 00:44:30,967 --> 00:44:33,100 NO, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 744 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:35,333 WHAT? YOU THINK I'D LOOK BETTER WITH A BEARD? 745 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:38,066 ALL RIGHT. 746 00:44:41,633 --> 00:44:43,667 HERE'S ONE YOU'LL LOVE. 747 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:47,000 OW! 748 00:44:52,667 --> 00:44:55,200 OH, NO. 749 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,467 HEEYAH! EW. 750 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:05,533 YOU COULD EXERCISE. 751 00:45:10,066 --> 00:45:12,166 CLOSE YOUR EYES! 752 00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:15,767 ( grunting ) ONE. 753 00:45:15,767 --> 00:45:17,934 TWO. 754 00:45:21,433 --> 00:45:23,567 AND 50. 755 00:45:25,967 --> 00:45:28,133 YES! 756 00:45:28,133 --> 00:45:31,200 YES! ( farts ) 757 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,400 ( both sniff ) 758 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,033 ( panting ) 759 00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:47,934 ( grunting ) 760 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:56,467 LISTEN. 761 00:45:56,467 --> 00:45:59,266 I GIVE UP. 762 00:46:14,266 --> 00:46:16,600 Marge's voice: OH, DICK! 763 00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:23,266 - MARGE. - DICK! 764 00:46:23,266 --> 00:46:25,900 GOODBYE, DICK! 765 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:27,734 MARGE. 766 00:46:31,667 --> 00:46:33,934 Marge: I LOVED YOU! 767 00:46:41,934 --> 00:46:45,967 NO! I GOTTA SAVE MARGE! 768 00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:54,633 BUT I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A DESTROYER! 769 00:46:54,633 --> 00:46:55,767 I'M DICK NELSON, 770 00:46:55,767 --> 00:46:57,867 WOODLAND HILLS, CALIFORNIA! 771 00:46:57,867 --> 00:46:59,900 AREA CODE 818-348-- 772 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:02,734 ( caws ) 773 00:47:09,066 --> 00:47:11,867 FOR RUINING OUR WORLD, 774 00:47:11,867 --> 00:47:14,934 FOR BANISHING US TO THE DESERT, 775 00:47:14,934 --> 00:47:17,133 FOR KILLING OUR NOBLE FATHER KING RAFF... 776 00:47:17,133 --> 00:47:21,266 - RAFF? - FOR THESE CRIMES AGAINST OUR PLANET, DESTROYER, 777 00:47:21,266 --> 00:47:23,133 - I'M AFRAID YOU MUST DIE! - WAIT! 778 00:47:23,133 --> 00:47:26,100 UH... UH... YOU'RE SIRK? 779 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:27,867 HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 780 00:47:27,867 --> 00:47:29,867 I WAS A PRISONER WITH YOUR FATHER. 781 00:47:29,867 --> 00:47:32,000 WE SHARED A CELL TOGETHER. 782 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,400 - Woman: OUR FATHER IS ALIVE? - YEAH, YEAH. 783 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,033 HE EVEN GAVE ME SOMETHING TO GIVE TO YOU. 784 00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:39,934 WHERE? 785 00:47:41,533 --> 00:47:43,834 OPEN MY PANTS. 786 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:52,700 HE DOES KNOW FATHER. 787 00:48:17,734 --> 00:48:20,567 EVER SINCE SPENGO'S RULE BEGAN, MY SISTER AND I 788 00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:23,367 AND ALL MY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HUNTED BY THE DESTROYERS. 789 00:48:23,367 --> 00:48:26,800 THAT IS WHY WHEN WE TRAVEL, WE WEAR THESE MASKS, 790 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,500 TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS BIRDS. 791 00:48:30,433 --> 00:48:33,300 ( all clucking ) 792 00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:38,266 UH, EXCUSE ME. 793 00:48:39,934 --> 00:48:42,734 YOU REALLY HAVE BIRDS THIS SIZE ON YOUR PLANET? 794 00:48:42,734 --> 00:48:44,200 NO. 795 00:48:45,367 --> 00:48:48,900 THEN WHY WOULD IT FOOL ANYONE WHEN YOU WEAR THE MASKS? 796 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,467 YOU ARE A WISE MAN, DICK NELSON. 797 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,300 AKE-TAY OFF-TAY IRD-BAY ASK-MAY! 798 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,600 NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED FROM THE DARK FORTRESS ALIVE. 799 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,166 YOU MUST BE A VERY BRAVE MAN. 800 00:49:13,633 --> 00:49:16,333 YEAH, WELL, I NEED TO GET BACK IN THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 801 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:17,834 IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN HELP ME? 802 00:49:17,834 --> 00:49:21,533 FOR YEARS WE HAVE BEEN TRYING, BUT SPENGO HAS MANY WEAPONS. 803 00:49:21,533 --> 00:49:23,800 WE ARE ARMED ONLY WITH OUR INTELLIGENCE. 804 00:49:24,533 --> 00:49:27,567 - THAT'S TOO BAD. - YES. 805 00:49:27,567 --> 00:49:29,433 WE ARE NOT A SMART PEOPLE, 806 00:49:29,433 --> 00:49:32,100 BUT WHAT WE LACK IN BRAINS WE MAKE UP FOR IN GOOD INTENTIONS! 807 00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:36,467 - All: YEAH! - MAYBE THIS WILL HELP US TOGETHER. 808 00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:41,967 IT IS A DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF SPENGO'S FORTRESS! 809 00:49:41,967 --> 00:49:43,667 WAIT, WAIT! 810 00:49:43,667 --> 00:49:46,467 IT IS A DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF FATHER'S CELL. 811 00:49:49,934 --> 00:49:51,900 WE'RE DEFEATED. 812 00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:53,800 DEFEATED? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 813 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,967 MY WIFE'S IN THERE, YOUR FATHER'S IN THERE! YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE UP! 814 00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:01,967 SO YOU'RE IDIOTS, WHO CARES? THEY'RE IDIOTS TOO! 815 00:50:03,467 --> 00:50:06,734 JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T RULE A PLANET. 816 00:50:06,734 --> 00:50:08,934 HEY, COME TO EARTH SOMETIME. 817 00:50:08,934 --> 00:50:10,900 DON'T GIVE UP! 818 00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:12,533 NEVER GIVE UP! 819 00:50:12,533 --> 00:50:15,834 WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF WASHINGTON HAD GIVEN UP AT VALLEY FORGE? 820 00:50:15,834 --> 00:50:19,433 WHAT IF ROOSEVELT HAD GIVEN UP AT SAN JUAN HILL? 821 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:21,800 WHAT IF NAMIB HAD GIVEN UP AT THE ICE MOON OF NOMOLOS? 822 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,667 - All: YEAH! - SO, IN THE TRADITION OF WASHINGTON, 823 00:50:24,667 --> 00:50:27,433 ROOSEVELT AND NAMIB, LET'S DO IT! 824 00:50:27,433 --> 00:50:29,867 All: YEAH! YEAH! 825 00:50:29,867 --> 00:50:32,800 ( all yelling ) 826 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,600 JEEZ, WAIT A MINUTE. 827 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,767 YES! WE GO! REMEMBER WASHINGTON AT SAN JUAN HILL! 828 00:50:37,767 --> 00:50:40,400 - WAIT A MINUTE! - WAIT, WAIT! 829 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,367 MY PEOPLE, WAIT FOR ME! 830 00:50:42,367 --> 00:50:45,734 UH-- SIRK, DON'T YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO... 831 00:50:45,734 --> 00:50:47,667 PREPARE OR SOMETHING? 832 00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:52,500 DICK NELSON, YOU ARE A GIFT FROM HEAVEN. 833 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,900 MY PEOPLE! TOMORROW WE GO IN. 834 00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:58,200 - GO IN AND SET THINGS RIGHT! - ( cracks ) 835 00:51:02,033 --> 00:51:05,900 Tod: AND NOW, EARTH, FAREWELL! 836 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,533 OH, I'M SICK OF TARGET PRACTICE. 837 00:51:12,533 --> 00:51:15,433 CAN'T WAIT TO BLOW UP THE REAL THING. 838 00:51:15,433 --> 00:51:18,066 YAH! ( grunts ) 839 00:51:23,033 --> 00:51:26,400 TOMORROW, EARTH, IT WILL ALL BE OVER, 840 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,433 AND THERE'S NO ONE WHO CAN STOP ME! 841 00:51:54,734 --> 00:51:56,233 ( grunts ) 842 00:51:56,233 --> 00:51:58,200 YOUR PLANS ARE BRILLIANT, EARTH MAN. 843 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,367 WELL, I JUST NOODLED A FEW THINGS DOWN. 844 00:52:01,367 --> 00:52:05,433 COME, MY PEOPLE ARE ANXIOUS TO SHOW YOU THEIR PROGRESS. 845 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:10,967 All: DICK NELSON OF WOODLAND HILLS! 846 00:52:10,967 --> 00:52:12,867 HAIL! 847 00:52:15,767 --> 00:52:17,266 CARRY ON. 848 00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:22,266 LOOK, THESE ARE WEAPONS WE HAVE STOLEN FROM THE DESTROYERS. 849 00:52:22,266 --> 00:52:23,767 AH. 850 00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:28,967 - HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THESE? - Man: TOMORROW WE DIE! 851 00:52:28,967 --> 00:52:31,567 - LOOKS LIKE A GRENADE. - IT'S A LIGHT GRENADE. 852 00:52:31,567 --> 00:52:33,934 PULL THE PIN, SET IT DOWN, 853 00:52:33,934 --> 00:52:35,834 WHOEVER PICKS IT UP... 854 00:52:35,834 --> 00:52:37,300 PFFT! 855 00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:40,500 GRENADE REMAINS, PERSON DISAPPEARS. 856 00:52:42,266 --> 00:52:45,400 THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF. WHO'D PICK IT UP? 857 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:49,100 - OH. LOOK. - "PICK ME UP." 858 00:52:50,066 --> 00:52:52,166 DIABOLICAL, ISN'T IT? 859 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:55,467 THIS IS ONE OF OUR WEAPONS. 860 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,000 - THIS IS A ROCK. - EXACTLY! 861 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,300 WHAT YOU DO IS RAISE YOU ARM LIKE SO 862 00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:06,333 THEN-- VAVOOM! YOU THROW IT! 863 00:53:08,834 --> 00:53:11,333 RIGHT. GOT IT. 864 00:53:12,433 --> 00:53:15,600 COME, WE HAVE PREPARED A PRE-BATTLE FEAST, GREAT DICK. 865 00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:23,300 WE HAVE PREPARED OUR PLANET'S GREATEST DELICACY. 866 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,266 HOT SPICED LUB-LUB 867 00:53:26,266 --> 00:53:28,633 IN HEAVY GREASE. 868 00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,400 I, UH... 869 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:40,233 THE LEADER MUST HAVE THE FIRST BITE. 870 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:49,900 OH, WHAT THE HECK. 871 00:53:57,367 --> 00:54:00,066 MMM. ( gulps ) 872 00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:06,200 ( playing fast rhythmic music ) 873 00:54:07,734 --> 00:54:09,934 ( trilling ) 874 00:54:17,934 --> 00:54:20,333 AH! NO, NO, NO. I DON'T DANCE. 875 00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:22,333 THIS MUSIC IS IN YOUR HONOR. 876 00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:24,200 YOU MUST DANCE WITH THEM. 877 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,600 OH. 878 00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:31,934 ( chuckles ) 879 00:54:35,967 --> 00:54:37,100 UH. 880 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:39,600 I DON'T REALLY DANCE. 881 00:54:45,633 --> 00:54:47,400 HI. 882 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:52,066 ( laughing ) 883 00:54:53,967 --> 00:54:55,467 Dick: WHOA! 884 00:54:55,467 --> 00:54:58,667 - ( whoops ) - YEEHAW! 885 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,934 YOUR BRIDE IS GETTING DRESSED, LORD TOD. 886 00:55:15,934 --> 00:55:18,533 GIVE HER THE LOVE POTION. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 887 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,567 HEY, YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 888 00:55:26,567 --> 00:55:30,800 WHICH DO YOU LIKE BETTER: MUTTON CHOPS OR GOATEE? 889 00:55:33,033 --> 00:55:34,800 UM. 890 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,233 BE HONEST. 891 00:55:38,233 --> 00:55:40,934 MUTTON CHOPS, MY LORD? 892 00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:46,667 NO. NO, I LIKE THE GOATEE BETTER. 893 00:55:46,667 --> 00:55:48,934 SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD. 894 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,867 NOW. 895 00:55:57,700 --> 00:56:00,367 WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU? 896 00:56:03,834 --> 00:56:05,834 MUTTON CHOPS! 897 00:56:12,834 --> 00:56:15,066 PLANET OF IDIOTS! 898 00:56:21,233 --> 00:56:23,767 YOU KNOW, THEY GOT A POINT. 899 00:56:23,767 --> 00:56:25,600 OY. 900 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,266 ( cooing ) 901 00:56:29,367 --> 00:56:32,867 LEAVE, ALL OF YOU! NOW! 902 00:56:32,867 --> 00:56:34,900 ( squealing ) 903 00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:37,100 - YOU MONSTER, YOU HORRIBLE-- - SILENCE! 904 00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:38,934 I WILL NOT BE SILENT ABOUT THE FACT... 905 00:56:38,934 --> 00:56:41,934 - I SAID SILENCE! - ...THAT YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND! 906 00:56:41,934 --> 00:56:43,233 LISTEN TO ME AND DO AS I SAY. 907 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,934 YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! 908 00:56:44,934 --> 00:56:48,300 SPENGO THINKS THIS IS A LOVE POTION, BUT I'VE REPLACED IT WITH WATER. 909 00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:51,867 WHEN INJECTED YOU MUST ACT AS THOUGH YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM. 910 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:53,400 OH! 911 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,667 AFTER THE WEDDING, I'LL SEARCH THE DESERT FOR YOUR HUSBAND. 912 00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:59,367 - MY HUSBAND'S DEAD, THANK YOU! - SILENCE! 913 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:04,767 I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE HE EJECTED FROM HIS SHIP. 914 00:57:06,033 --> 00:57:08,867 YOU MEAN... HE'S ALIVE? 915 00:57:08,867 --> 00:57:10,934 Afir: PERHAPS. 916 00:57:10,934 --> 00:57:12,934 AND IF HE IS, 917 00:57:12,934 --> 00:57:15,133 HE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN SAVE THIS PLANET 918 00:57:15,133 --> 00:57:17,200 FROM SPENGO'S MISGUIDED TYRANNY. 919 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,467 MISGUIDED? 920 00:57:22,533 --> 00:57:26,200 BEFORE I CAME TO POWER WAS THERE A FORTRESS? 921 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,667 WAS THERE A MAGNO BEAM? 922 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,567 WAS THERE A DEATH RAY? NO. 923 00:57:33,567 --> 00:57:35,734 THIS PLANET WAS NOTHING. 924 00:57:35,734 --> 00:57:37,567 IT WAS A COSMIC ZERO. 925 00:57:37,567 --> 00:57:42,633 NOW, STARTING TOMORROW, WE WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE. 926 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,133 YOU. 927 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:48,900 YOU WILL BECOME MY QUEEN. 928 00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:51,500 I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU, YOU CREEP! 929 00:57:54,066 --> 00:57:55,967 YES, YOU WILL. 930 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,066 OH. 931 00:58:07,533 --> 00:58:09,767 OH, TOD. 932 00:58:10,967 --> 00:58:13,800 MARRY ME, NOW. 933 00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,834 AND AS FOR YOU, 934 00:58:18,834 --> 00:58:21,767 DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR A TRAITOR. 935 00:58:21,767 --> 00:58:25,100 AFTER THE WEDDING WE WILL TAKE YOU TO THE COMMAND CENTER, 936 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,834 AND WE WILL INSERT YOU INTO THE DEATH RAY. 937 00:58:27,834 --> 00:58:31,333 WE WILL WATCH YOU DIE AS WE WATCH EARTH DIE. 938 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:33,467 SO... 939 00:58:33,467 --> 00:58:36,100 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW, AFIR? 940 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:41,333 I THINK YOU'RE A SMALL, PATHETIC, 941 00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:44,200 INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE CRETIN. 942 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,066 OH, REALLY? 943 00:58:46,066 --> 00:58:49,433 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW? 944 00:58:55,033 --> 00:58:57,300 ( birds tweeting ) 945 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,133 OH... 946 00:59:00,133 --> 00:59:02,033 TOD. 947 00:59:02,033 --> 00:59:06,133 I LOVE YOU. MARRY ME? 948 00:59:06,133 --> 00:59:08,266 NO, SORRY. MARRYING MARGE. 949 00:59:08,266 --> 00:59:10,400 TAKE HIM AWAY. 950 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,867 - ( Afir grunts ) - TRAITOR! 951 00:59:12,867 --> 00:59:14,734 TRAITOR! 952 00:59:15,767 --> 00:59:19,700 OH, TOD, YOU'RE SUCH A BRAVE MAN. 953 00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:21,900 WHEN CAN WE GO AWAY TOGETHER? 954 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,333 SHORTLY, MY LOVE. 955 00:59:27,266 --> 00:59:29,166 THE SECOND WE ARE WED, 956 00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:32,266 WE'LL BOARD MY PRIVATE ROCKET, 957 00:59:32,266 --> 00:59:34,367 AND I'LL WH-- 958 00:59:34,367 --> 00:59:36,400 I'LL WHISK YOU AWAY 959 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,734 TO MY PRIVATE MOON, LITTLE DOT, 960 00:59:39,734 --> 00:59:44,133 AND THERE WE WILL ENJOY CONJUGAL BLISS 961 00:59:44,133 --> 00:59:48,867 AS WE WATCH YOUR EX-PLANET BEING DESTROYED. 962 00:59:50,367 --> 00:59:52,800 UNTIL THEN... 963 00:59:53,734 --> 00:59:55,500 ( gags ) 964 00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,200 ACK! AHEM. AH! 965 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,400 YOU'RE WELCOME! 966 01:00:13,467 --> 01:00:15,200 PINHEAD. 967 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,200 SEND A PLATOON INTO THE DESERT. 968 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,133 FIND THE EARTH-DICK AND EXECUTE HIM AT ONCE! 969 01:00:20,133 --> 01:00:22,333 YES, LORD TOD! 970 01:00:24,033 --> 01:00:26,667 ( dramatic music playing ) 971 01:00:35,033 --> 01:00:37,166 THE DEATH CART! THE DEATH CART IS COMING! 972 01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:39,734 THE DEATH CART IS COMING! ( echoes ) 973 01:00:39,734 --> 01:00:41,967 THIS IS IT! PREPARE TO LEAVE! 974 01:00:51,333 --> 01:00:53,734 THAT'S, UH... 975 01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:57,266 GOOD! THAT'S GOOD. 976 01:01:05,333 --> 01:01:10,066 LET'S HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY STUPID. 977 01:01:33,300 --> 01:01:35,800 ( soldiers grunting ) 978 01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:43,533 LOOKS LIKE WE CAUGHT THEM SLEEPING. 979 01:01:45,233 --> 01:01:47,633 CAPTAIN, LOOK. 980 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,000 MOVE OUT! 981 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,433 ( all yelling ) 982 01:02:09,567 --> 01:02:12,300 OH MY GOD! CAPTAIN! 983 01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:14,367 THE EARTH MAN HAS A LIGHT GRENADE FOR A HEAD! 984 01:02:14,367 --> 01:02:17,433 WHAT? OVER HERE! HURRY! 985 01:02:17,433 --> 01:02:19,400 - WHAT!? - LOOK! 986 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,667 HE HAS A LIGHT GRENADE-- ( screams ) 987 01:02:26,934 --> 01:02:29,033 IDIOT! 988 01:02:32,567 --> 01:02:35,367 CAREFUL, MEN, THERE'S A LIGHT GRENADE ON THE GROUND. 989 01:02:35,367 --> 01:02:36,967 - WHERE? WHERE? - ON THE GROUND? 990 01:02:36,967 --> 01:02:39,200 - SHOW US, SIR. - WHERE? 991 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,834 RIGHT HERE! ( scream echoes ) 992 01:02:45,367 --> 01:02:48,633 I'M NOT GOING NEAR IT. NO, NOT ME. 993 01:02:58,533 --> 01:03:00,734 SO, EARTH-DICK, DO YOU THINK 994 01:03:00,734 --> 01:03:04,667 - THIS PLAN WILL WORK? - IF I GOT THIS GUY SPENGO FIGURED OUT, 995 01:03:04,667 --> 01:03:06,266 I THINK IT MIGHT. 996 01:03:06,266 --> 01:03:09,133 ( people chatting ) 997 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,767 - Man: FASTER, FASTER! - Man #2: MOVE IT! 998 01:03:18,767 --> 01:03:20,533 Man: FASTER, MOVE IT, MOVE IT! 999 01:03:20,533 --> 01:03:22,867 - Man #3: WATCH OUT, HUGE ROCK! - Man #4: BIG ROCK! 1000 01:03:22,867 --> 01:03:24,500 HO, WHOA! 1001 01:03:33,133 --> 01:03:35,266 "PICK ME UP." 1002 01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:39,867 ( screams ) 1003 01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:51,433 I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME REINFORCEMENTS OUT HERE. 1004 01:03:51,433 --> 01:03:53,300 ( radio squawks ) 1005 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,200 Chorus: ♪ TOD, TOD, TOD, TOD ♪ 1006 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,734 - ♪ TOD, TOD, TOD, TOD... ♪ - ♪ TODAY MARGE NELSON ♪ 1007 01:03:58,734 --> 01:04:00,800 ♪ BECOMES MARGE SPENGO ♪ 1008 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,400 ♪ AND ALL ACROSS THE PLANET ♪ 1009 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:07,266 ♪ ALL HEARTS WILL DO THE TANGO ♪ 1010 01:04:07,266 --> 01:04:08,967 ♪ TOD, TOD, TOD, TOD ♪ 1011 01:04:08,967 --> 01:04:12,533 - ♪ TOD, TOD, TOD ♪ - ♪ AND MARGE. ♪ 1012 01:04:12,533 --> 01:04:15,166 ( festive music playing ) 1013 01:04:22,533 --> 01:04:24,667 OH. 1014 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,066 Bulldogs: OOH. 1015 01:04:52,934 --> 01:04:55,400 HELLO, MY SWEET. 1016 01:04:57,734 --> 01:04:59,834 ( clears throat ) 1017 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:06,400 DEAR FRIENDS, TODAY OUR BOLD AND NOBLE EMPEROR TOD 1018 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,734 - IS@(O BE WED-- - ALL RIGHT, HURRY UP. HURRY IT UP! 1019 01:05:12,767 --> 01:05:16,734 IN CONCLUSION, DO YOU, TOD SPENGO, TAKE MARGE NELSON 1020 01:05:16,734 --> 01:05:19,800 - TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE? - OF COURSE I DO, FOOL! 1021 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:23,533 AND DO YOU, MARGE NELSON, TAKE TOD SPENGO 1022 01:05:23,533 --> 01:05:25,667 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND? 1023 01:05:25,667 --> 01:05:27,467 ( chuckles ) 1024 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,567 WELL, UM... I, UH-- 1025 01:05:32,567 --> 01:05:34,567 I-- I-- I-- 1026 01:05:34,567 --> 01:05:36,633 ( knocking ) 1027 01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:39,033 ( guests murmuring ) 1028 01:05:41,734 --> 01:05:43,867 ( knocking continues ) 1029 01:05:45,533 --> 01:05:47,266 WELL, SEE WHO IT IS! 1030 01:05:50,633 --> 01:05:54,133 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S THE EMPEROR'S WEDDING DAY? 1031 01:05:54,133 --> 01:05:56,600 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT... ( whispering ) 1032 01:05:57,533 --> 01:06:01,200 BIG... GIANT... STATUE! 1033 01:06:04,667 --> 01:06:06,567 Tod: WHO IS IT? 1034 01:06:06,567 --> 01:06:09,633 THERE'S A STATUE AT THE FRONT GATE, LORD TOD! 1035 01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:12,767 WHAT KIND OF STATUE? 1036 01:06:12,767 --> 01:06:15,934 A STATUE OF YOU, LORD TOD! 1037 01:06:15,934 --> 01:06:20,433 OH. 1038 01:06:20,433 --> 01:06:22,900 EXCUSE ME, MY DEAR. 1039 01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:31,433 DOORS! 1040 01:06:40,467 --> 01:06:42,166 OH, GOD. 1041 01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:45,066 YOU IDIOT! YOU FOOL! 1042 01:06:45,066 --> 01:06:47,133 CAN'T YOU SEE? THIS IS A TRICK. 1043 01:06:47,133 --> 01:06:48,767 ( gasps ) 1044 01:06:48,767 --> 01:06:52,633 THIS STATUE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME. 1045 01:06:52,633 --> 01:06:54,333 I MEAN, I-- 1046 01:06:54,333 --> 01:06:56,900 I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH FAT AROUND MY FACE. 1047 01:06:56,900 --> 01:06:58,967 - WELL, DO I? - HUH-UH. 1048 01:06:58,967 --> 01:07:02,633 WELL, THEN WHAT DID YOU BRING ME OUT HERE FO-- 1049 01:07:03,867 --> 01:07:05,667 OOH! 1050 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,734 WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. 1051 01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:11,000 BRING IT IN, BRING IT IN! 1052 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,867 LET EVERYONE SEE HOW MUCH IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME! 1053 01:07:19,834 --> 01:07:22,300 ( guests murmuring ) 1054 01:07:24,867 --> 01:07:26,633 HELLO? 1055 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,533 LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES MORE HANDSOME THAN THAT. 1056 01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:42,667 NO, LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES MORE HANDSOME. 1057 01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:44,934 I MEAN, DO I LOOK LIKE THIS? 1058 01:07:44,934 --> 01:07:49,233 - OH, NO, LORD TOD. - OH, CARRY ON, YOU FOOL. 1059 01:07:51,533 --> 01:07:52,867 Tod: COME ON! 1060 01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:56,033 OKAY, IS THE TRAP DOOR READY? 1061 01:07:56,033 --> 01:07:58,266 YES, IT HAS BEEN SEALED FIRMLY SHUT, GREAT DICK. 1062 01:07:58,266 --> 01:08:00,100 SEALED? 1063 01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:02,800 DRADAI HAS SEALED IT SO THAT NO MAN MAY OPEN IT. 1064 01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:10,333 I'M LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE HANDSOME THAN THAT. 1065 01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:13,000 - ( creaking ) - ( guests clamoring ) 1066 01:08:19,967 --> 01:08:22,233 ( guests screaming ) 1067 01:08:30,467 --> 01:08:31,633 DICK! 1068 01:08:31,633 --> 01:08:33,934 - SPENGO! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD? 1069 01:08:33,934 --> 01:08:35,200 THAT'S MY WOMAN! 1070 01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,266 - DICK! - KILL HIM! 1071 01:08:37,266 --> 01:08:40,500 ( yells ) MARGE IS MINE! 1072 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:44,000 - MARGE! - DICK! HELP! HELP! 1073 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,133 BUT DON'T HURT YOURSELF! 1074 01:08:48,734 --> 01:08:51,300 - VAVOOM! - Man: VAVOOM! 1075 01:09:02,166 --> 01:09:05,133 TOD, YOU ARE THE RUDEST, MOST THOUGHTLESS, IMMATURE, 1076 01:09:05,133 --> 01:09:10,433 - INCONSIDERATE, SPOILED, CHILDISH, PIG-HEADED... - ( Dick roaring ) 1077 01:09:39,266 --> 01:09:41,700 ( grunts ) 1078 01:09:41,700 --> 01:09:43,834 SEMAGE? 1079 01:09:43,834 --> 01:09:47,166 - SIBOR! - AH! 1080 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:04,133 ...UNPLEASANT, MOST MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A MAN I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE! 1081 01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:11,200 AH! OW. 1082 01:10:14,567 --> 01:10:16,433 AH! 1083 01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:33,100 IN 100 SPENGO-SECONDS, MARGE NELSON, 1084 01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:35,900 YOUR PLANET WILL BE NO MORE. 1085 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:41,000 AND AS FOR YOU, AFIR, GOODBYE. 1086 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:44,667 TOO BAD OUR FRIENDSHIP HAD TO END WITH A LASER 1087 01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:46,567 THROUGH YOUR BELLY! 1088 01:10:46,567 --> 01:10:50,066 ( Tod laughing ) 1089 01:10:58,767 --> 01:11:00,266 NO! 1090 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,533 ( grunting ) 1091 01:11:11,533 --> 01:11:13,667 HOLD IT, SPENGO! 1092 01:11:13,667 --> 01:11:14,967 - HUH? - DICK! 1093 01:11:14,967 --> 01:11:16,967 THAT'S MY WIFE YOU'VE GOT THERE, 1094 01:11:16,967 --> 01:11:20,567 THAT'S MY PLANET YOU'RE BLOWING UP, AND THAT'S-- 1095 01:11:22,867 --> 01:11:25,333 THAT'S JUST SOME GUY I MET, BUT STILL, 1096 01:11:25,333 --> 01:11:28,467 I THINK THIS THING HAS GONE JUST A LITTLE TOO FAR! 1097 01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:32,700 ( yelling ) 1098 01:11:42,834 --> 01:11:44,600 DICK! DICK, HE'S CRAZY. 1099 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,834 HE'S GONNA BLOW UP THE EARTH. 1100 01:11:46,834 --> 01:11:49,367 STEPHANIE, ALAN! SALTY. 1101 01:11:49,367 --> 01:11:53,000 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. - DICK, WATCH OUT! 1102 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,667 - ( screams ) - WHOA! 1103 01:11:55,667 --> 01:11:58,166 ( electricity sparking ) 1104 01:12:00,033 --> 01:12:04,333 - ( grunts ) - EAT STEEL, EARTH MAN! 1105 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,667 UH-OH. 1106 01:12:10,934 --> 01:12:13,633 ( growls ) WHOA! 1107 01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:16,900 OH, A FIGHTER! TOUCHé! 1108 01:12:19,266 --> 01:12:21,200 DON'T-- DON-- DON'T! 1109 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,500 - OW! - AH! OOH. 1110 01:12:26,433 --> 01:12:28,567 I MEANT TO MISS! 1111 01:12:33,967 --> 01:12:36,200 ( swords clanking ) 1112 01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:43,867 ( both snarling ) 1113 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:50,867 OKAY. HEY, L-LET'S REST. 1114 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:53,734 AH. YEAH, YEAH. 1115 01:13:06,133 --> 01:13:10,734 Tod: ALL RIGHT, LET GO. LET... GO! LET GO! 1116 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,033 ( laughs ) 1117 01:13:35,734 --> 01:13:37,533 GOODBYE, DICK NELSON. 1118 01:13:37,533 --> 01:13:41,400 - OH, TOD. - MARGE? 1119 01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:45,066 ( screaming ) 1120 01:13:48,934 --> 01:13:51,100 ( grunting ) 1121 01:13:53,533 --> 01:13:57,333 SPENGO, THIS TIME YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG EARTH MAN! 1122 01:14:04,533 --> 01:14:07,800 OH, MY TOOTH! YOU CHIPPED MY TOOTH, YOU IDIOT! 1123 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:10,800 ( screaming ) 1124 01:14:14,934 --> 01:14:17,700 - I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU TOO. 1125 01:14:17,700 --> 01:14:20,567 ( muffled yelling ) 1126 01:14:22,300 --> 01:14:24,767 Both: THE DEATH RAY! 1127 01:14:27,233 --> 01:14:29,734 ( rumbling ) 1128 01:14:32,433 --> 01:14:35,033 ( sputters ) 1129 01:14:37,433 --> 01:14:40,867 ( both sigh ) 1130 01:14:42,033 --> 01:14:44,900 ( Tod screams, splashes ) 1131 01:14:44,900 --> 01:14:47,734 - Tod: OOH! OW. - ( coos ) 1132 01:14:48,667 --> 01:14:50,500 OH, FINE. 1133 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:54,567 YOU INVITE PEOPLE TO YOUR PLANET, AND THIS IS HOW THEY TREAT YOU. 1134 01:14:54,567 --> 01:14:56,600 ( chattering ) 1135 01:15:02,567 --> 01:15:04,266 ( both cooing ) 1136 01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:06,367 STAY WITH US, GOOD DICK AND MARGE. 1137 01:15:06,367 --> 01:15:09,133 YES, STAY WITH US, PLEASE. 1138 01:15:09,133 --> 01:15:10,667 OH, WE REALLY HAVE TO GO NOW. 1139 01:15:10,667 --> 01:15:12,433 YEAH, I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW. 1140 01:15:12,433 --> 01:15:15,667 I HAVE REVERSED THE POLARITY ON THE MAGNO BEAM. 1141 01:15:15,667 --> 01:15:18,200 IT SHOULD RETURN YOU SAFELY AND IN HASTE. 1142 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,734 I JUST SAID "I HAVE REVERSED THE POLARITY ON THE MAGNO BEAM. 1143 01:15:23,734 --> 01:15:26,133 IT SHOULD RETURN YOU SAFELY AND IN HASTE"! 1144 01:15:29,433 --> 01:15:32,000 THEREFORE, YOU MAY GO. 1145 01:15:34,767 --> 01:15:38,800 GOOD DICK AND MARGE, YOU HAVE SAVED OUR WORLD AS WELL AS YOUR OWN. 1146 01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:43,100 - ( grunts ) - FOREVER, THANK YOU. 1147 01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:44,867 GOODBYE. 1148 01:15:44,867 --> 01:15:47,633 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1149 01:15:47,633 --> 01:15:50,767 AND I'LL NEVER MAKE THAT TUNA CASSEROLE AGAIN. 1150 01:15:50,767 --> 01:15:54,767 BYE. COME ON, MARGIE, WE GOTTA GO. 1151 01:15:54,767 --> 01:15:57,367 - Dick: BYE, ALL. - Marge: BYE. 1152 01:15:59,834 --> 01:16:02,066 - WHOA! - HERE WE GO! 1153 01:16:02,066 --> 01:16:04,934 - Dick: BYE-BYE. - Marge: GOODBYE, EVERYONE. 1154 01:16:04,934 --> 01:16:07,033 - Sirk: THANK YOU! - Dick: YEAH, YEAH. 1155 01:16:07,033 --> 01:16:09,700 - Sirk: THANK YOU, EARTH-DICK. - Marge: GOODBYE, AFIR. 1156 01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:11,133 DON'T FORGET TO WRITE. 1157 01:16:11,133 --> 01:16:13,433 - Sirk: YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A REBEL. - BYE! 1158 01:16:13,433 --> 01:16:15,200 OKAY, SAY CHEESE! 1159 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,567 - THANK YOU. - Marge: BYE! 1160 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,700 ( dramatic music playing ) 1161 01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:42,667 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DICK. 1162 01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:45,533 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MARGE. 1163 01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:49,800 OH, HANG ON, MARGIE. 1164 01:16:52,767 --> 01:16:55,533 IT TURNED OUT TO BE A PRETTY NICE TRIP AFTER ALL, DIDN'T IT? 1165 01:16:55,533 --> 01:16:57,500 YEAH, YEAH. 1166 01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:59,500 YEAH, IT WAS. 1167 01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:02,934 ( both screaming ) 1168 01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:12,166 ( tires screeching ) 1169 01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:16,100 YOU OKAY? 1170 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,967 - YOU? - EH. 1171 01:17:18,967 --> 01:17:21,100 THE SHOCKS ARE PROBABLY SHOT. 1172 01:17:23,633 --> 01:17:26,266 THE OLD OJAI HIGHWAY. 1173 01:17:27,700 --> 01:17:31,367 ( rattles, squealing ) 1174 01:17:31,367 --> 01:17:33,600 ( honks ) 1175 01:17:36,967 --> 01:17:39,767 WELCOME HOME! HA-- WHA? 1176 01:17:40,667 --> 01:17:42,567 ( engine backfires ) 1177 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:47,066 - HI, KIDS. - WE'RE BACK. 1178 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:55,433 ( slide projector clicks ) 1179 01:17:55,433 --> 01:17:57,567 Marge: OH! THERE'S YOUR DAD IN FRONT OF SATURN! 1180 01:17:57,567 --> 01:18:00,433 Dick: I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THAT FLASH, MARGIE. 1181 01:18:00,433 --> 01:18:03,900 OH, LOOK, IT'S THAT NICE YOUNG BLAAATTT. 1182 01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:05,767 THERE'S THE GIRLS. 1183 01:18:05,767 --> 01:18:08,400 REMIND ME, I PROMISED I'D WRITE THEM WHEN I GOT BACK. 1184 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:11,600 - THIS IS SANTA BARBARA? - WELL, YEAH. 1185 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,433 AND A BIT NORTH. 1186 01:18:13,433 --> 01:18:15,500 GENIUS. 1187 01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:29,934 OOH! OH! 1188 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:39,000 TO OUR TRIP. 1189 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,934 TO OUR ANNIVERSARY. 1190 01:18:40,934 --> 01:18:43,600 TO THE FUTURE. 1191 01:18:51,367 --> 01:18:54,567 OH, DICK, WE REALLY SHOULDN'T. 1192 01:18:54,567 --> 01:18:58,066 OH! OH, EARTH-DICK. 1193 01:18:59,233 --> 01:19:01,767 ( dramatic music playing ) 77797

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