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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:34,724 Can you spare a penny please? 2 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:37,267 I can spare you a slap on the face 3 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:40,270 This is the first day I'm in business 4 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,534 You don't have to be so mean 5 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:51,179 Young Master 6 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:56,081 Can you change this for me please? 7 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,889 So little, 8 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,189 what can I change it for? 9 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,091 It's not 10 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,763 that bad 11 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,369 Just name a price 12 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:20,943 Don't let it be blown away 13 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,071 Hold that 14 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:32,914 Thanks 15 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:40,130 Damn! 16 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,796 Who are you? How do you know my name? 17 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,435 Are you Dam? 18 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:50,197 I just came back from Vietnam, Dam, your uncle... 19 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:51,240 Damn my uncle? 20 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,208 No, your uncle who's name is Dam 21 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,108 I see 22 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:55,770 What about him? 23 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:56,779 What are you really up to? 24 00:01:57,484 --> 00:02:00,681 Your uncle has a letter 25 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,344 and a package for you 26 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:04,383 Here 27 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:12,330 Young Master, I can't read 28 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,490 What does the letter say? 29 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:18,567 To Mr. Dam 30 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:26,409 My nephew 31 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:28,376 Mr. Ma will give you 32 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:33,349 what I've sold the house for 33 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,585 Which are 20 taels of gold 34 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:36,911 The forth day of June 35 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,759 Can you change this for me? 36 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:48,765 Let's go and have some tea 37 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:49,993 Thanks 38 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:03,681 It weighs nearly 28 liang 39 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,284 That fool thought it weighs only 20 liang 40 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:08,376 We're getting rich 41 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,690 Sir, have you weighed the gold? 42 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:16,721 Yes, but it is underweight 43 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:18,887 I'll change it for you though 44 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:20,032 I'll change it for you though 45 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,632 1 tael of gold exchanges for 6 coins 46 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:27,330 20 taels for 120. You keep it. 47 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:36,677 A receipt will make this transaction proper 48 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,927 I didn't know money would come by itself 49 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:51,691 Aren't you going to count the money? 50 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:55,162 I trust you Let's go and have some tea 51 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,960 I can't leave the shop 52 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:00,867 I'll be at the Teahouse, 53 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,473 come if you can 54 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,437 You wait and see 55 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,310 What a fool 56 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:19,555 Wei, why aren't you keeping the shop? 57 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,821 Why should l? 58 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:24,756 I can buy a woman now 59 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:27,698 You've gone rich? 60 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:29,831 This fool came to the shop this morning 61 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,801 He gave me eight taels of gold 62 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,539 Did he really? 63 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:37,642 His gold weighed 28 taels 64 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:40,472 But I only 65 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,975 paid him for 20 66 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,343 Where is that piece of gold? 67 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,583 Take a look 68 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:01,861 It turns out that 69 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:03,665 you've been the fool 70 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:05,326 This is not gold 71 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:09,397 So that man is a cheat 72 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:12,967 He said 73 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,579 he would be at the Teahouse 74 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,078 Let's go there 75 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:19,549 Come! 76 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,286 There's no such thing as easy money 77 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:37,032 He's the one 78 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:40,165 Have a seat, have some tea 79 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,500 Waiter 80 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:45,867 Stop playing innocent, you cheat 81 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:48,010 Wait a minute, 82 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,580 whom have I cheated? 83 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:53,508 You dared to use counterfeit gold 84 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,421 And you dare to yell at me 85 00:05:57,290 --> 00:06:00,259 Beat him up 86 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:17,535 What's the matter? 87 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,702 Captain, you've come at the right time 88 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,743 This kid came to my shop 89 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:26,681 He changed taels of counterfeit gold 90 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:27,683 That's right 91 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:28,548 I gave him 92 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,382 a piece of genuine gold 93 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,888 Anyone can tell this is not gold 94 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,158 But this piece 95 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,192 is not the one I gave you 96 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:37,759 Shut up 97 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,262 You said this gold didn't belong to you 98 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:45,035 Can you prove it? 99 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:49,168 Mine is a smaller piece 100 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,232 How much does yours weigh? 101 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,302 My uncle sent it to me 102 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,141 from Vietnam 103 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,440 It weighs 20 taels 104 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:58,714 This is a letter 105 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:02,715 Young Master gave me this receipt 106 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,825 Fellows, bring me our official scale 107 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:18,628 Give it to me 108 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:26,409 How heavy did you say? 109 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:27,568 20 taels 110 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:32,976 It's more than that 111 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,825 It weighs 28 taels 112 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:42,588 How could it be mine then? 113 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:43,524 Mine couldn't possibly 114 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,561 weigh 28 taels 115 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:48,791 Otherwise I should have 116 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,959 been given more money 117 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:52,770 Captain 118 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:55,464 And he only gave me 20 taels' worth 119 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,917 This is counterfeit money too 120 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,284 You two are really ruthless 121 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:16,225 Uncle, all that money you've save so hard 122 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:18,192 They've swindled it out of me 123 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:29,566 Shut up. It's made of rice 124 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,432 What the hell 125 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:36,542 are you two doing? 126 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:39,078 They might not have done it on purpose 127 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,014 I'm sure they'll pay for it 128 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,153 Won't you? 129 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:45,586 Of course we will 130 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:50,459 With me here, 131 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,029 nobody would dare to bully you 132 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,130 Don't you ever let me 133 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:59,135 catch you cheating again? 134 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,874 I didn't know it would be so easy 135 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,148 Our 2 brains together 136 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:18,886 means 2 bags of money 137 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,855 Let's split the money then 138 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:25,786 Take your hat off 139 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:37,868 What's that noise? 140 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,068 That's the weather report 141 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:48,282 What the hell is that? 142 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:50,215 It says 143 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,320 we'd better hurry 144 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,527 One for me, one for you 145 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,854 One for me, one for you 146 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:16,377 One for me, one for you 147 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:30,920 Now, would you say that's fair? 148 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:35,533 Yes, I've always trusted your work 149 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:39,036 You take my bag and I take yours 150 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,035 They are both the same 151 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:45,439 Like hell they are, yours is much bigger 152 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,841 Don't you know I have hernia? 153 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,445 That's why mine are always bigger 154 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:54,684 You are all words 155 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:09,901 Knock it off 156 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,067 Wher did you go? 157 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,315 There's no reason for it's disappearence. 158 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,683 I guess I was wrong 159 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,215 Your acting deserves 160 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,758 the bigger share 161 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:11,993 No, you deserve it 162 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,223 It was your idea 163 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:15,466 I should take the smaller bag 164 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:16,794 No, you shouldn't, I should 165 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,636 This is all we've got left 166 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:22,737 We'd better not fight anymore 167 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,201 Well, it's been a lucky day 168 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,674 Why don't we go gambling? 169 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,398 You are the banker 170 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:50,467 You'd better not fool around here 171 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,799 This is a casino 172 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,304 Do I look like fooling around? 173 00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,908 Can't you tell I'm rich? 174 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:11,179 Place your bets now 175 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,656 We are going to win 176 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:18,022 Please your bets now 177 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,177 Pay 178 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:52,030 Hold it, I want to count the money 179 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,361 Go ahead and have fun 180 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,271 Don't bother, kid 181 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,282 I guess you want 182 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,782 to be beaten up 183 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,964 Knock it off before I get mad 184 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,237 I'm going to use Tsai Boxing 185 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,205 I don't think you'll be able to 186 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:16,075 I'd better use "pierce, throw, press, cut, and plunge" 187 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,385 Pierce, throw, press, cut, and plunge 188 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:31,952 You know Tsai Boxing too 189 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,496 Of course 190 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,633 I won't hit you then 191 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,064 But you said you wouldn't hit me 192 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,970 Hitting is not the same as kicking 193 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,665 How useful 194 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,525 Splendid 195 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:09,733 Stop fighting. Stop fighting 196 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:40,529 How dare you 197 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,327 to make fun of this place? 198 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,630 It's all my fault 199 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:53,441 I told him not to, but he didn't listen 200 00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:56,911 Why did you do it? 201 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,245 I told you 202 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,646 it was not right 203 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,610 Stop grumbling 204 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:04,786 It's my fault 205 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:06,819 Our apologies, we were wrong 206 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,552 I'll kill you both 207 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,456 next times 208 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,896 Don't stand there 209 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,462 Next time you won't be able to walk 210 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:26,635 You almost got us both killed 211 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,820 I didn't know it'd be like this 212 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,188 Well, we can still use this 213 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:45,719 Don't you covet 214 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,226 this family treasure of mine 215 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,423 But we are starving 216 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,368 Fresh fish for sale 217 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:57,908 Let's see what you can do 218 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,374 Don't buy any 219 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:01,872 if you don't think they're fresh? 220 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,571 Are they fresh? 221 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,613 Of course they are 222 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:05,545 Don't buy any if they are not 223 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,776 These are all dead I won't pay for them 224 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,296 Fried fish, fish courry 225 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,795 Fish rolls 226 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,233 And a fish soup 227 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:32,172 Would you like anything besides fish? 228 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,776 No, I've a lot of fish here 229 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,116 Give me a basket 230 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,341 Here comes the basket 231 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:45,523 Hurry! 232 00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,156 How are we going to pay 233 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:57,266 for the rice? 234 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,427 And the tea as well 235 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:00,635 I have an idea 236 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:01,938 I only need one thing 237 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:19,249 What's that? 238 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,516 An idiot 239 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,259 Where can we find one? 240 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:23,825 Right behind us 241 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,395 Well? That's a family treasure 242 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,839 Hurry 243 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,169 Be careful 244 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:41,578 I'm sorry 245 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:08,929 Captain 246 00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:31,993 He said you stole his bag 247 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,333 Don't you dare to be rude with me? 248 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,741 Only I can afford to be rude 249 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:51,008 You don't look like 250 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:54,549 a thief though 251 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,210 Are you sure 252 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,121 that's your bag? 253 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,215 Are you positive? 254 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,053 Of course I am, this is mine 255 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:11,893 Can you prove it? 256 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,071 There's a ring wrapped in red 257 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:17,800 With my father's name on it 258 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,409 Open the bag for me 259 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:24,380 I couldn't find any ring 260 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:47,628 Are you sure? 261 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:49,473 I'm positive 262 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,539 No one dares to steal 263 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,626 in my territory 264 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:11,626 You'd better not have any funny ideas 265 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:14,994 Yes, sir 266 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,726 Why couldn't the ring be found? 267 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:30,474 I swear it was inside the bag 268 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:31,411 But I couldn't find it 269 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:32,379 I don't understand 270 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:33,609 What a waste of time 271 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,820 That's some courage you have 272 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:06,245 Trying to swindle us? 273 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,078 Give us back the ring 274 00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:09,481 The ring? 275 00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:10,686 There are quite a few in this place 276 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:14,588 We'll have to beat you up 277 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:21,892 Let's get him 278 00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:23,565 Are you all right? 279 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:43,249 Yes. Get him 280 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,480 Are you all right? Get him 281 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,630 Give me time to pant 282 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,080 Now, who's the tough one here? 283 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,131 And who's being beaten up? 284 00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:38,531 Is your arm all right? 285 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,446 Don't touch me 286 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,250 I'll touch him then 287 00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:55,386 Take your broken ring back 288 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:09,272 It wasn't broken 289 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:13,943 It wasn't? 290 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:16,473 It is now 291 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:22,678 Oh my God, it's broken 292 00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:39,799 Don't go after him 293 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,173 He's too good a fighter 294 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:47,675 What are we going 295 00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:48,642 to live on then? 296 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:51,338 Don't panic. I'll set up a trap 297 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:53,950 And lure him into it 298 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,644 He'll support us 299 00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:59,255 And we'll learn his art 300 00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:00,613 Then we'll 301 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,692 get rid of him 302 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:04,920 If we could fight 303 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:08,957 as well as he does 304 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:11,102 We'd never starve 305 00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:12,629 Master, the two of us 306 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,280 Have been street fighters all our lives? 307 00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:32,184 We have never been beaten 308 00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:35,053 Except that time by you 309 00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:38,252 We'll give you a chance 310 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:39,827 to be our teacher 311 00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:41,989 That's lucky of you 312 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,361 Why? 313 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:44,602 We are handsome and we behave ourselves 314 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:49,536 We are the cream of the crop 315 00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:50,830 And we are strong 316 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,170 and know no vice 317 00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:54,972 Why don't you be janitors then? 318 00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:59,377 We want to be your servants 319 00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:02,251 In case something 320 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,411 happens to you 321 00:27:04,589 --> 00:27:05,385 We can take care of you 322 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:06,717 But if something happens to you two 323 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:11,490 I wouldn't know whom to save first 324 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:13,062 Just look at your stupid selves 325 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:15,333 We've been studying Kung Fu 326 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,261 since we're born 327 00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:20,199 Pierce, throw, press, cut, plunge of Tsai Boxing 328 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,674 Lift, drift, push, thrust, stretch of Hung Boxing 329 00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:29,308 Grab, tackle, slap, elbow, drop of Yung Boxing 330 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,678 Grab, tackle, slap, elbow drop 331 00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:39,188 And hypnotized fighting: point, squeeze, jump, shake, dash 332 00:27:41,893 --> 00:27:44,691 What do you need 333 00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:49,932 a teacher for then? 334 00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:54,102 I've never studies 335 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:58,837 Kung Fu though 336 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,911 Never? 337 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,308 Never 338 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:05,582 Then you won't make it 339 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,183 But I've seen 340 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,448 Little Pao practicing 341 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:09,450 If you teach me all you know 342 00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:10,845 Your art won't be lost 343 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:14,221 if you drop dead 344 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:15,984 Why didn't you help out? 345 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:18,721 You kept 346 00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,092 displeasing him 347 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:22,528 You have to flatter him 348 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,173 But I don't know how to flatter 349 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:31,706 I never did 350 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:32,900 Thanks. Wait a minute 351 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:34,375 How many of you, sirs? 352 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:37,877 Can't you tell? 353 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,710 Oh, three of you 354 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:30,917 One sits and two stand 355 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:41,695 What would you like to order? 356 00:30:41,873 --> 00:30:43,534 A steamed 357 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,271 Chicken 358 00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:47,843 Cabbage 359 00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:49,477 Sit here 360 00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:52,547 Please sit down 361 00:30:57,822 --> 00:30:58,652 With beef 362 00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:00,413 Fried 363 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:02,350 Seafood de luxe 364 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:04,555 One bowl of rice 365 00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:05,320 It'd better be 366 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:06,394 Right away 367 00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,413 Bring me 2 more bowls of rice 368 00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:02,483 Sit 369 00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:08,555 What are you waiting for? 370 00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:22,365 Smart of you 371 00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:29,335 It's delicious 372 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:16,416 Why all this politeness? 373 00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:17,652 It should be that way 374 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:18,985 Are you two full? 375 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:20,528 Yes. What about you? 376 00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:21,790 I'm fine 377 00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,266 The check please 378 00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:27,699 Coming! 379 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:30,904 3 bits of silver please 380 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:32,807 3 bits of silver 381 00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:37,343 I'll hold it for you 382 00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:41,415 All right 383 00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:39,255 Who's an ordinary person here? 384 00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:43,432 How do I know? 385 00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:02,484 But I gave you some money 386 00:37:02,653 --> 00:37:05,019 the other day 387 00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:07,453 Our boss lost in gambling 388 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:09,616 You're out of luck then 389 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:11,691 You are trying to bully me 390 00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:12,826 So? 391 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,563 Stop fighting 392 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:16,962 Are you paying? 393 00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:18,597 No 394 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:32,281 Who sent you? 395 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:39,382 Thanks 396 00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:40,649 Don't mention it 397 00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:43,918 Who are you? 398 00:37:44,228 --> 00:37:45,786 so? 399 00:37:48,132 --> 00:37:48,860 Ordinary persons? 400 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,262 We've found them 401 00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:00,005 Let's get it over with 402 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,681 I didn't know he's that good 403 00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:20,825 He's really good 404 00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:07,775 Where did you learn that from? 405 00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:08,809 I learned it by myself 406 00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:29,795 Whose meaner, you or us? 407 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:31,628 You 408 00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:32,894 That stupid... 409 00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:33,593 Who's going to pay for this? 410 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:39,437 I will 411 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:50,017 That should cover your loss 412 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:51,879 Thank you 413 00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:56,987 Teacher was right 414 00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:58,685 Ordinary persons are no matches for us 415 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:00,963 You two are such good fighters 416 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,690 Thank you 417 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:03,697 I think... 418 00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:04,695 Don't bother 419 00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:05,699 We are fine 420 00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:08,700 Where are we going now? 421 00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:09,840 Just stroll around 422 00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:50,614 It's going to be four 423 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:56,117 Place you bets now 424 00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:10,194 Four again 425 00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:22,911 Spot on, right? 426 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,012 Right! 427 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:50,570 What are you doing? 428 00:41:50,741 --> 00:41:51,799 I want to play two games 429 00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:02,209 I'm betting on four again 430 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:07,817 One for your? Four for me 431 00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:11,789 Here we go 432 00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:33,613 I'm sorry, something's in my throat 433 00:42:39,256 --> 00:42:41,190 One 434 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,032 So it's one this time 435 00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:52,756 What's that button for? 436 00:43:55,532 --> 00:43:56,191 It's yours 437 00:43:56,367 --> 00:43:59,803 I don't have buttons like that 438 00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:03,673 Are you trying to cheat? 439 00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:07,134 Relax; I'll solve your problem 440 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,641 Gentlemen, it's our celebration day today 441 00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:15,751 We're closing now Please go home 442 00:44:23,694 --> 00:44:24,592 What's the matter? 443 00:44:33,737 --> 00:44:35,864 You can practice your punches 444 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,568 And you can practice your kicks 445 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:41,511 Beat them up for me 446 00:45:37,501 --> 00:45:40,698 One, two, three, four Four again 447 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,876 It's going to be an even number 448 00:45:58,655 --> 00:46:00,748 I told you 449 00:46:08,899 --> 00:46:09,763 Get lost 450 00:46:12,336 --> 00:46:13,268 Wait a minute 451 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:14,461 What's the matter? 452 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:31,614 Relax 453 00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:50,533 Why didn't you 454 00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:52,138 bend down further? 455 00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:56,209 I'll do that next time 456 00:46:58,949 --> 00:47:02,715 Hurry, don't keep looking around 457 00:47:09,726 --> 00:47:10,693 Where's my money? 458 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:16,591 A beggar 459 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,444 Are you trying to rob a beggar? 460 00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:33,742 I'll tell you later 461 00:47:35,118 --> 00:47:36,710 You can go back now 462 00:47:47,497 --> 00:47:48,930 Why do you keep teasing us? 463 00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:49,758 This time... 464 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:50,763 I'm buying you a nice meal 465 00:47:50,934 --> 00:47:52,299 Thanks a lot 466 00:47:52,569 --> 00:47:54,594 We're full 467 00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:55,967 Move! 468 00:47:56,139 --> 00:47:57,128 Please! 469 00:48:12,689 --> 00:48:14,680 Come over and help me 470 00:48:24,034 --> 00:48:24,728 Why did you hit him? 471 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,399 Didn't I tell you 472 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,839 not to hit him? 473 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:51,589 He hit you again I'll help you up 474 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:52,922 Good 475 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,669 Yipao, why do you keep hitting me? 476 00:49:04,574 --> 00:49:07,008 Taipao, don't let the chance slip away 477 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,703 Come on, will you hurry please? 478 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,609 Yes, seize the chance 479 00:49:15,986 --> 00:49:16,577 Why do you keep hitting me? 480 00:49:16,753 --> 00:49:18,118 Right, why does he keep hitting you? 481 00:49:18,388 --> 00:49:19,320 Beat him up 482 00:49:23,493 --> 00:49:24,255 Are you crazy, Taipao? 483 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:38,237 You'd better save that meal 484 00:49:38,408 --> 00:49:39,739 for yourselves 485 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:44,744 It's your fault 486 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,056 Who are you looking for? 487 00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:05,961 Where's Chia? 488 00:50:06,603 --> 00:50:07,467 Are you looking for our teacher? 489 00:50:07,637 --> 00:50:08,604 We don't know where he is 490 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,600 I didn't know he had two students 491 00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:16,273 Let me see if you're any good 492 00:50:46,576 --> 00:50:48,908 You two are pretty good 493 00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:51,772 Thank you 494 00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:12,892 Painter 495 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:13,695 What's the matter, Matchmaker? 496 00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:17,431 Chia taught them 497 00:51:17,607 --> 00:51:18,904 to fight as a pair 498 00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:21,204 Why don't we break them up? 499 00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:24,111 Hey, this one looks like your aunt 500 00:51:25,882 --> 00:51:26,678 What about my aunt? 501 00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:30,377 Your aunt is my aunt too 502 00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:32,989 You must be tired of living 503 00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:11,089 You two 504 00:52:11,261 --> 00:52:12,785 are no match for us 505 00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:14,859 Tell your teacher 506 00:52:15,031 --> 00:52:17,090 to find us at the inn 507 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,402 Leave your names 508 00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:24,938 We are not 509 00:52:25,342 --> 00:52:27,173 ordinary persons 510 00:52:27,444 --> 00:52:28,741 Let's go, Painter 511 00:52:31,848 --> 00:52:32,872 They're not ordinary persons, 512 00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:35,583 no wonder they beat us 513 00:52:46,263 --> 00:52:47,161 Teacher 514 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:48,262 Two extraordinary persons 515 00:52:48,431 --> 00:52:49,557 just came 516 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,492 They said they were staying at... 517 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:52,392 The inn? 518 00:52:52,569 --> 00:52:54,127 They'll wait for you there 519 00:52:58,108 --> 00:53:00,508 So they've found me 520 00:53:00,777 --> 00:53:02,210 I've been waiting for them 521 00:53:03,446 --> 00:53:04,845 Who are they? 522 00:53:07,717 --> 00:53:09,378 They are my sworn enemies 523 00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:11,043 How are you going to handle them? 524 00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,490 We'll have a duel 525 00:53:22,966 --> 00:53:25,867 at the forest tomorrow 526 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:27,833 I'll deal with 527 00:53:28,004 --> 00:53:30,029 Matchmaker myself 528 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:33,074 You take care of Painter for me 529 00:53:33,243 --> 00:53:35,905 Fight as a pair 530 00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:39,344 Iike I've taught you to 531 00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:42,417 I'm sure you'll beat him 532 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,744 And they won't be able to leave the forest 533 00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:54,528 How could you be so careless? 534 00:53:54,698 --> 00:53:55,756 I was too excited 535 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:40,640 It's fun 536 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:49,980 Kick! 537 00:54:55,992 --> 00:54:58,688 I told you not to be careless 538 00:54:58,862 --> 00:55:00,056 He's not as smart as you 539 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:01,162 Thank you 540 00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:03,850 Thank you 541 00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:04,755 Don't mention it 542 00:56:25,448 --> 00:56:27,279 You've worked hard 543 00:56:27,817 --> 00:56:29,011 and done well today 544 00:56:29,185 --> 00:56:30,083 We're supposed to 545 00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:31,652 I have something else to do 546 00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:34,346 Change and meet me 547 00:56:34,524 --> 00:56:35,752 at the teahouse 548 00:56:35,925 --> 00:56:37,324 I'll buy you a nice meal 549 00:56:37,494 --> 00:56:38,392 Fantastic 550 00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:40,085 Get going now 551 00:56:46,002 --> 00:56:47,230 Meat loaf 552 00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:52,669 Have you seen these three? 553 00:56:59,382 --> 00:57:00,314 No 554 00:57:06,389 --> 00:57:07,447 Can I get you something? 555 00:57:07,624 --> 00:57:08,090 Some tea 556 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:09,748 Right away, sirs 557 00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:11,689 Have you seen this man? 558 00:57:11,861 --> 00:57:13,158 No, we haven't 559 00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:16,789 Didn't we run into him? 560 00:57:17,634 --> 00:57:23,539 Why don't you join us 561 00:57:23,706 --> 00:57:25,003 for a cup of tea? 562 00:57:25,308 --> 00:57:28,004 Have you seen this man? 563 00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:32,842 Of course we have, he's our teacher 564 00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,814 That looks just like him 565 00:57:36,352 --> 00:57:39,981 That must be our teacher's name 566 00:57:40,523 --> 00:57:43,117 I don't even have to look 567 00:57:43,593 --> 00:57:45,527 Where's he now? 568 00:57:46,029 --> 00:57:47,189 At home of course 569 00:57:47,497 --> 00:57:50,364 No. 1, East Boulevard 570 00:57:54,504 --> 00:57:55,471 Have a cup of tea 571 00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:56,798 What's the hurry? 572 00:58:01,744 --> 00:58:03,041 Old fox 573 00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:07,440 It's you, Tiger 574 00:58:08,084 --> 00:58:09,381 Surprised? 575 00:58:11,721 --> 00:58:15,953 I didn't know you'd find me so soon 576 00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:17,556 You were so sly 577 00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:20,191 You run away on 578 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:21,828 your two accomplices 579 00:58:22,298 --> 00:58:23,458 Leaving them in jail 580 00:58:23,633 --> 00:58:26,295 They've been released 581 00:58:26,569 --> 00:58:28,662 and after you 582 00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:31,538 They've found me already 583 00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:34,404 Where are they now? 584 00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:37,572 You'll see them in a while 585 00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:39,710 Did you kill them? 586 00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:50,481 Are you going to put up a fight? 587 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:54,625 Of course I am 588 00:58:58,101 --> 00:58:58,863 Come on 589 00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:51,342 Wait here, 590 00:59:51,521 --> 00:59:53,148 I'm going to fetch teacher 591 00:59:55,358 --> 00:59:57,053 Hurry back 592 01:00:31,027 --> 01:00:32,927 Killing me would cost you 593 01:00:33,096 --> 01:00:34,154 one more charge 594 01:00:36,566 --> 01:00:37,624 You've committed 595 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:38,732 so many crimes already 596 01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:40,232 You won't get away with it 597 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:41,831 Go talk to your friends in hell 598 01:01:21,878 --> 01:01:24,244 Why did teacher carry the corpse inside? 599 01:01:38,261 --> 01:01:40,695 Yipao said he was coming 600 01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,023 to fetch you 601 01:01:43,066 --> 01:01:44,033 Did he come back? 602 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,327 Yes, a long time ago 603 01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:47,603 Where can he be? 604 01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:54,174 Yipao, Yipao! 605 01:01:54,343 --> 01:01:55,367 Why you are here? 606 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:56,569 Weren't you coming back for teacher? 607 01:01:56,746 --> 01:01:59,738 Come over here 608 01:01:59,916 --> 01:02:02,180 See, Yipao is here 609 01:02:05,521 --> 01:02:07,785 Did you see everything? 610 01:02:08,491 --> 01:02:11,619 More or less 611 01:02:13,162 --> 01:02:13,992 What are you two talking about? 612 01:02:18,301 --> 01:02:19,165 What's the matter? 613 01:02:28,778 --> 01:02:30,541 Teacher, teacher 614 01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:36,612 What happened, Yipao? 615 01:02:41,290 --> 01:02:41,756 Stay away, Taipao 616 01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:42,948 Stop it, teacher 617 01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:54,029 Stop or I'm going to fight back 618 01:03:12,054 --> 01:03:13,715 You dare to fight your teacher? 619 01:03:14,023 --> 01:03:14,990 Why not, you hit my brother 620 01:03:15,525 --> 01:03:17,493 Don't you abuse your seniority? 621 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:29,863 Let's go, Taipao 622 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:38,238 We'll apply 623 01:03:38,414 --> 01:03:40,211 what we've learned from him 624 01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:42,679 Two against one 625 01:03:49,692 --> 01:03:52,422 Haven't you seen this before? 626 01:04:32,635 --> 01:04:33,795 Yipao, Yipao! 627 01:04:33,970 --> 01:04:35,767 There's no way we can win 628 01:04:35,938 --> 01:04:37,462 Try to get away 629 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,471 It's stupid for both of us to die 630 01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:40,438 You leave away 631 01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:41,508 I'm not leaving 632 01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:51,577 Run, Yipao, run 633 01:04:51,754 --> 01:04:53,381 What's the hesitation? 634 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:57,515 Run, Yipao, run 635 01:06:30,119 --> 01:06:31,677 Taipao 636 01:07:28,277 --> 01:07:30,211 I've got it 637 01:08:06,949 --> 01:08:07,847 Where's my chicken? 638 01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:43,846 Not spicy enough? 639 01:08:44,019 --> 01:08:47,386 Yes, how do you know? 640 01:08:48,057 --> 01:08:49,422 The chicken was mine 641 01:08:49,825 --> 01:08:56,560 But your name was not on it 642 01:08:56,832 --> 01:08:57,730 Sure it was 643 01:08:58,300 --> 01:08:59,028 Show me 644 01:09:00,436 --> 01:09:01,903 It was marked on your drumstick 645 01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:06,899 Why couldn't I find it? 646 01:09:07,076 --> 01:09:08,236 Show me when you've found it 647 01:09:12,515 --> 01:09:13,982 You've eaten that portion already 648 01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:28,796 You lack wine and I lack food 649 01:09:29,064 --> 01:09:29,860 Why don't we share 650 01:09:30,032 --> 01:09:32,262 what we have? 651 01:09:48,384 --> 01:09:49,214 Vinegar? 652 01:09:49,985 --> 01:09:52,010 That was the wrong bottle 653 01:09:59,428 --> 01:10:03,922 Give me some water 654 01:10:14,143 --> 01:10:17,772 This water tastes funny 655 01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:20,745 What kind of water is this? 656 01:10:21,350 --> 01:10:23,181 Oh, I just used it 657 01:10:23,452 --> 01:10:25,420 to wash my feet 658 01:10:32,828 --> 01:10:34,728 You dare to make fun of me? 659 01:11:12,568 --> 01:11:16,060 Enough? All right, get up 660 01:11:28,817 --> 01:11:29,613 Have a sleep 661 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:11,182 Uncle Fatty 662 01:13:12,755 --> 01:13:16,589 You called me uncle 663 01:13:16,925 --> 01:13:20,759 I bet you want a favor from me 664 01:13:21,063 --> 01:13:22,894 I... I... 665 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:28,335 Well? 666 01:13:28,504 --> 01:13:29,801 You want to crack 667 01:13:29,972 --> 01:13:31,200 the nuts for me? 668 01:13:37,546 --> 01:13:38,808 I want to... 669 01:13:39,047 --> 01:13:41,277 Oh, you wanted to eat them? 670 01:13:41,450 --> 01:13:43,247 But I've eaten them all now 671 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:47,449 I didn't mean that 672 01:13:48,824 --> 01:13:51,486 You want to wish me a happy new year? 673 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:54,629 But it's only August 674 01:13:54,797 --> 01:13:56,594 It's about what you've just... 675 01:14:01,403 --> 01:14:02,495 You want to be my student 676 01:14:02,671 --> 01:14:03,603 So that I'll pay 677 01:14:03,772 --> 01:14:06,741 for your room and board 678 01:14:06,909 --> 01:14:08,069 As well as other expenses 679 01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:11,442 No way 680 01:14:15,150 --> 01:14:16,515 Stinky fatly 681 01:14:30,599 --> 01:14:31,588 Waiter, one more bowl please 682 01:14:31,767 --> 01:14:32,699 Another one please 683 01:14:37,339 --> 01:14:39,330 What kind of Kung Fu was that? 684 01:14:39,508 --> 01:14:40,873 Garbage Boxing 685 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:43,274 Garbage Boxing? 686 01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:45,943 I wouldn't be able to do those tricks 687 01:14:46,114 --> 01:14:49,447 But I can do some tricks you can't do 688 01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:52,144 I can do any tricks 689 01:14:52,721 --> 01:14:54,985 You want to bet? 690 01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:58,593 Teach me your tricks if you loss 691 01:14:59,061 --> 01:14:59,925 What if I win? 692 01:15:00,696 --> 01:15:01,492 I'll take over 693 01:15:03,131 --> 01:15:05,099 your begging job 694 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:06,298 And bring you 695 01:15:06,468 --> 01:15:09,665 food everyday 696 01:15:10,539 --> 01:15:11,972 What do you say? 697 01:15:12,140 --> 01:15:14,631 You'd better know 698 01:15:14,877 --> 01:15:15,673 how to beg 699 01:15:22,851 --> 01:15:25,149 You hold this for people to guess what it is 700 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:26,648 Under no circumstances 701 01:15:26,822 --> 01:15:28,449 should you reveal it 702 01:15:28,624 --> 01:15:30,558 Or else you lose 703 01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:32,455 That's simple 704 01:15:32,961 --> 01:15:36,089 Guess what he's holding in his hand 705 01:15:36,598 --> 01:15:38,156 One dollar for the correct answer 706 01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:42,266 Candies 707 01:15:42,437 --> 01:15:45,702 A coin 708 01:15:47,075 --> 01:15:48,042 Peanuts 709 01:15:48,410 --> 01:15:49,308 Nuts 710 01:15:49,478 --> 01:15:51,537 There's noting in his hand 711 01:15:53,081 --> 01:15:54,105 I think it's a stone 712 01:15:54,283 --> 01:15:56,114 You're all wrong 713 01:15:56,585 --> 01:15:57,677 What's in his hand? 714 01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,109 They're all wrong 715 01:15:59,988 --> 01:16:05,824 Let us see what it is 716 01:16:05,994 --> 01:16:09,293 Come on! 717 01:16:12,034 --> 01:16:13,194 It's a piece of charcoal 718 01:16:13,368 --> 01:16:14,562 Surprised? 719 01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:16,570 You were not supposed 720 01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:17,705 to reveal it 721 01:16:17,873 --> 01:16:19,135 I know 722 01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:19,897 But you did 723 01:16:20,075 --> 01:16:20,973 So? 724 01:16:22,144 --> 01:16:24,544 I'm your student then 725 01:16:25,847 --> 01:16:26,814 Boss 726 01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:32,785 Smart head 727 01:16:43,131 --> 01:16:43,722 Teacher 728 01:16:43,899 --> 01:16:45,423 Don't yell. Get started 729 01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:52,634 It went in? 730 01:16:52,808 --> 01:16:54,366 A little 731 01:16:58,180 --> 01:16:59,408 Try again 732 01:17:03,318 --> 01:17:03,807 It went in further? 733 01:17:03,986 --> 01:17:04,680 Yes 734 01:17:04,853 --> 01:17:07,151 Just don't bend your legs 735 01:17:07,322 --> 01:17:09,916 Do ten consecutive somersaults 736 01:17:10,092 --> 01:17:11,889 Get started 737 01:17:24,873 --> 01:17:27,535 This is to strengthen your waist and legs 738 01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:29,535 Why all this trouble? 739 01:17:29,711 --> 01:17:30,871 Just give me some 740 01:17:31,046 --> 01:17:32,138 of Popeye's spinaches 741 01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:33,508 And I'll be like Hercules 742 01:17:33,849 --> 01:17:35,783 If I had wings 743 01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:36,918 I would have 744 01:17:37,085 --> 01:17:38,746 flown away 745 01:18:04,446 --> 01:18:06,914 Let go, now 746 01:18:07,783 --> 01:18:09,444 It's like finding a buoy at sea 747 01:18:10,152 --> 01:18:10,880 What's that? 748 01:18:12,187 --> 01:18:13,279 I won't let go 749 01:18:14,289 --> 01:18:15,756 So I am the buoy at sea 750 01:18:25,934 --> 01:18:27,526 Work hard 751 01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:31,699 I will 752 01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:03,204 Grab the neck 753 01:19:06,775 --> 01:19:07,867 What's so funny? Once again 754 01:20:03,732 --> 01:20:04,664 Garbage Boxing 755 01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:08,795 Tsai Boxing 756 01:20:18,947 --> 01:20:19,709 Monkey moves 757 01:20:58,987 --> 01:20:59,646 Feeling good? 758 01:20:59,821 --> 01:21:00,810 Very 759 01:21:02,457 --> 01:21:03,856 It feels even better now 760 01:21:10,665 --> 01:21:11,723 Get up and do it again 761 01:21:12,434 --> 01:21:14,095 I feel short-winded 762 01:21:16,071 --> 01:21:20,064 I'll teach you how to avoid that 763 01:21:23,111 --> 01:21:24,601 Here we go 764 01:21:25,347 --> 01:21:26,245 That's simple 765 01:21:32,153 --> 01:21:34,314 Show me all the moves 766 01:21:34,489 --> 01:21:35,547 I've taught you 767 01:21:36,091 --> 01:21:36,853 Yes, sir 768 01:21:59,881 --> 01:22:01,371 How was that? 769 01:22:01,683 --> 01:22:04,447 Not good enough. One more time 770 01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:25,129 I've had enough 771 01:22:26,341 --> 01:22:28,070 Shut up and carry on 772 01:22:53,568 --> 01:22:54,557 I can't get up 773 01:22:55,570 --> 01:22:58,232 Of course you can 774 01:23:03,778 --> 01:23:05,211 Get up and jump 775 01:23:15,357 --> 01:23:16,187 Teacher 776 01:23:20,862 --> 01:23:21,487 Teacher, don't! 777 01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:23,528 Then jump 778 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:57,964 Faster, teacher 779 01:24:00,468 --> 01:24:01,435 Faster, faster 780 01:24:09,144 --> 01:24:10,008 How come it's so slow 781 01:24:14,215 --> 01:24:16,012 What happened, teacher? 782 01:24:17,118 --> 01:24:19,245 I feel short-winded 783 01:24:19,554 --> 01:24:20,418 Really? 784 01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:26,826 I'll teach you 785 01:24:26,995 --> 01:24:28,121 how to avoid that 786 01:24:29,097 --> 01:24:31,463 Come on, jump! 787 01:25:00,361 --> 01:25:04,661 Taipao, Taipao! 788 01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:06,698 I'm Big Eyes, not Taipao 789 01:25:06,868 --> 01:25:08,165 I'm sorry 790 01:25:56,985 --> 01:25:58,077 Chia! 791 01:26:16,838 --> 01:26:17,634 Old fool 792 01:26:21,376 --> 01:26:23,037 It's you, Yipao 793 01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:43,492 How can you... 794 01:26:43,765 --> 01:26:44,925 beat your teacher? 795 01:27:07,322 --> 01:27:08,516 But you didn't... 796 01:27:08,723 --> 01:27:10,020 teach me those? 797 01:28:13,621 --> 01:28:15,316 You're still... 798 01:28:15,523 --> 01:28:17,218 not good enough 799 01:28:17,925 --> 01:28:19,051 Are you sure? 800 01:28:19,627 --> 01:28:20,685 I'll show you some more moves 801 01:28:45,853 --> 01:28:46,751 Well? 802 01:29:00,268 --> 01:29:02,498 The more experienced the better 803 01:29:02,937 --> 01:29:05,098 The more ruthless too 804 01:29:07,809 --> 01:29:09,674 Where do you think you're going? 805 01:29:24,692 --> 01:29:26,489 Stop it, fellows 806 01:29:26,694 --> 01:29:29,128 Please don't fight anymore 807 01:29:29,330 --> 01:29:32,424 I don't want to fight, but he does 808 01:29:32,667 --> 01:29:33,292 I told you you're... 809 01:29:33,501 --> 01:29:34,490 Not good enough 810 01:29:36,104 --> 01:29:37,036 Stay out of this 811 01:29:41,542 --> 01:29:42,668 Are you Beggar, the detective? 812 01:29:43,044 --> 01:29:44,841 Absolutely 813 01:29:48,683 --> 01:29:50,241 Stop it! 814 01:29:53,054 --> 01:29:54,351 Trying to be smart? 815 01:30:18,613 --> 01:30:21,173 Please don't fight anymore 816 01:30:28,689 --> 01:30:30,384 We're doomed to lose 817 01:30:30,725 --> 01:30:33,023 Not with me here 818 01:31:58,279 --> 01:31:59,177 Monkey 819 01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:03,814 He's the good monkey and I'm the bad one 820 01:34:31,899 --> 01:34:33,230 You're too heavy 821 01:35:32,626 --> 01:35:33,285 You can't hit anymore 822 01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:39,521 Catch! 823 01:38:13,921 --> 01:38:15,616 I didn't know you're a detective 824 01:38:15,823 --> 01:38:18,519 I had an assistant who ran off on me 825 01:38:18,726 --> 01:38:19,556 Ku killed him 826 01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:21,125 So you used me to help you kill Ku 827 01:38:21,328 --> 01:38:24,388 And I helped you to avenge your brother 828 01:38:24,999 --> 01:38:25,931 Can you walk? 829 01:38:26,133 --> 01:38:29,432 I don't think so, you'd better carry me 49703

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