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( Theme music playing )
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Analyst:
have you ever told her
how you really feel?
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Of course not.
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Why not?
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Because she'd start
screaming at me.
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Or cry.
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When else have you chosen
not express your feelings
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so that someone wouldn't
start screaming at you,
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or cry?
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You mean,
like with my dad?
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Yeah.
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And?
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- My sister.
- Mm-hmm.
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And?
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Oh, and Leonard.
( Chuckles )
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So pretty much
everyone.
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Andrea,
would it be so bad
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if someone screamed
or cried?
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Yes.
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- Horrible.
- really?
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Worse than feeling
"isolated and invisible,
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like an empty gaping hole
in the universe"?
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Sometimes you talk
about your life...
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In a way that makes me
feel sort of bad.
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( Chuckles )
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Okay, like, you make
a lot of money,
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your house is a palace.
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And you wear
a size four...
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When you're bloated.
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So, when you get upset
because you gain
a few pounds,
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or you complain about
how high your taxes are
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with no commt on
how much worse those
situations are for me--
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- now, uh--
- it makes me feel like
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I'm not a real person
to you.
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( Sighs, chuckles )
wow.
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I am-- I am so sorry.
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I guess I get wrapped up
in my own drama,
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or something.
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And I am so glad
you finally said something.
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I'm just asking you
to think about how
what you say
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might feel to me
sometimes.
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Huh.
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When you tell me
that you only want
to hear good news...
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It makes me feel like
you only, sort of...
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Love me if I get engaged
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or promoted at work.
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And that makes me really
not want to call you
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when I don't have
good news,
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which is, you know,
most of the time.
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( Sobbing )
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Dad?
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God, that is so not true.
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I'm just telling you
how I feel.
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That I never think
about your feelings?
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I shower you with gifts.
I mean--
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god, Andrea!
Look at this apartment!
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Look at all
the beautiful things
I've given you!
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That antique mirror?
The Italian gondola ashtrays.
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The queen Anne
brass andirons!
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Honey, I don't smoke.
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I don't have a fireplace.
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And I don't like antiques.
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You like antiques.
I like modern decor,
which you know.
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Your modern stuff
just isn't as nice.
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I like it.
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But it doesn't matter
what I like.
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Fine.
you know what?
I'll take it all back then.
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( Sighs )
Leonard!
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It's not
about the things.
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It's not even
about your reaction.
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- It's about me
being able to express--
- give me the chair!
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- Get up!
- What are you doing?
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You hate it so much,
give it back!
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I'm trying to tell you
how I feel.
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- ( Screams ) Lenny!
- ( Andrea crashes )
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Andrea?
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Andrea?
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Oh, Jesus!
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Andrea,
don't do this to me!
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Oh, god.
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Oh Jesus, now what
am I gonna do?
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Claire:
so how do you feel?
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Um...
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Alive, uh,
glad about that.
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Can you get this
to stay on?
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This pin is defective.
It won't prick.
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Looks like Nate may
have to get married
without a prick.
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What do you think, ma?
You got any advice?
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( Chuckles )
advice?
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Oh, Claire,
i don't know.
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Don't give up--
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even when things get hard.
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And they always do
eventually.
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Never stop trying.
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Oh my god!
I nearly got killed
on the way out here.
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Some crazy old lapdog lady
almost ran me off the road
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with her Lexus SUV!
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Claire, where's David?
I need the rings.
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Claire:
oh, um, I think
he's over there.
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David, we're starting!
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The twins need to get
the rings on the pillows.
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- I just don't want
them to get lost.
- Okay.
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Thanks.
come on.
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- ( Maya crying )
- oh yes, you can't stand
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being away from mommy
for moment, can you?
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- How do you feel?
- Like...
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Every moment of my life
had led up to this one.
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Like all of it makes sense.
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Like this is the destiny
that's been waiting for me.
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I know it's stupid
to think in terms of
"happily ever after,"
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but that's what
it feels like right now.
( Chuckles )
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( "Wedding march" playing )
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( Sighs )
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Okay, let's do
this thing.
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"Let's do this thing"?
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- Hey, no analyzing.
- I'm not analyzing.
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I'm loving.
Thanks.
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Ugh, coffee--
i can't even smell it.
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Sorry.
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Priest:
we come together
on this beautiful day,
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to witness and celebrate
the union of Nate and Lisa.
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- Lisa: I vow to love
and nurture you...
- I'll skip the vows.
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- No, you can watch the vows.
- I'll watch them later.
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Have you learned all kinds
of interesting things?
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I just wanted
to see it, you know?
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So that I didn't
do the same thing
in some weird way,
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make everyone
uncomfortable.
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Carol:
i was the first one
to shoot this location.
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We used it
in "pack up your sorrows:
The Mimi farina story."
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- Isn't it gorgeous?
- This is going to be
different.
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I want it
to be perfect.
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It's already perfect,
even if it rains
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- and everybody gets soaked.
- That's why I got the tent.
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Even if the band sucks
and the food is rancid.
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That's why we're only having
hors d'oeuvres.
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I love how weddings
erase the past.
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Like a coat
of white primer.
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Slap a veil on her
and the biggest slutbag
on the planet
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becomes
a fresh-faced ingenue.
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Oh, I'm gonna puke.
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Sorry.
is it the coffee?
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( Groans )
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( Chatting )
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- ( Brenda retching )
- you okay, bren?
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Ow. god damn it!
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( Sighs )
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George's voice:
Yeah well, that's not
what she told me.
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Who wanted tuna fish?
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( Laughs )
hold the Mercury!
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Well, you're an idiot!
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- George?
- if you want Mercury,
I'll give you Mercury.
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( Chuckles )
hell, our bloodstream's
already full of it.
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It's in all the water.
The rivers are poisoned.
The ocean's poisoned!
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( Laughs )
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- Nate: George.
- No.
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( Yells )
no!
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No! no!
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( Crying )
no! No!
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- ( George shouting )
- ( ambulance door slams )
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I just don't know how
this could have happened.
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I mean, they had such
a good relationship,
i thought.
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They never fought.
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I just don't understand.
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Some things in life...
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We can never understand
exactly why they happened.
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But it's so unfair.
She was just starting
to really be herself
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for the first time
in her life.
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That's rough--
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when people are
just starting over.
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I know. I know.
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Doctor's voice:
Your husband is suffering
from a condition
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called
"depressive psychosis."
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The hallucinations,
paranoia and delusions
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are all characteristic.
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We generally
get good results
from a combination
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of tricyclic
antidepressants
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- and antipsychotic medications.
- But how did this happen?
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Any kind of stress
can trigger this type
of condition.
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A death in the family,
pressures at work,
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marital conflicts.
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But he was fine
when we met.
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He was so... lovely.
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It can come and go
throughout one's
lifetime.
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And, according
to his daughter,
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your husband has
had a long history
of mental illness.
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What I'd like to do
is get him started on
the meds right away.
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And we'll keep him here
for observation for
a couple of days
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- and see how
he takes to it.
- ( Car horn blares )
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I liked that girl Janine.
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What do you think?
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- About what?
- Her sister.
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She was nice,
i thought.
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I guess she was nice.
She was in shock,
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so it's a little hard
to tell what she'd be
like on a date,
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- if that's
what you're asking.
- Jeez.
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What'd he do,
stab her in the eye?
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That's what happens
to couples who never
learn how to fight.
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( Instant messenger beeps )
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"Ricky, are you there?"
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- Uh, Ricky?
- Oh, shit.
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I gotta deal
with this girl.
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- What girl?
- Just someone I dated
a few times.
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Really?
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Yeah, I signed up
on match.Com
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just to, you know,
get out there a little.
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Good for you,
dude.
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- I got to break up
with her now.
- On an instant message?
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I don't want
to lead her on.
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What do you think?
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"I'm looking for someone
with a more positive
attitude about life."
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That's a little harsh,
dude.
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She should know
for her other dates.
She was a downer, man.
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- That's
very thoughtful, "Ricky."
- ( Tone chimes )
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( Sighs )
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Doctor:
we're not getting
the response
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to the medications
i was hoping for.
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George and I have
discussed it,
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and we agreed
our best option is
to move on to e.C.T.
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- Maggie: e.C.T.?
- Ruth: What's--?
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Electroconvulsive
therapy.
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Shock treatments?
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It sounds
much worse
than it is.
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We administer
a slight shock
to the brain
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to reboot the circuits
as it were.
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But isn't that--?
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It's a very
effective treatment for
this type of depression.
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Nothing else
is working.
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( Machine humming )
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Woman:
George?
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( Soft sigh )
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- Maggie: how's he doing?
- Ruth: Much better.
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They think he'll only need
a few more sessions.
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( Machine humming )
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Tonight?
but he's still sleeping.
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He should wake up
in about a half hour.
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He may have some nausea
or mild confusion,
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but he'll be fine
to go home tonight.
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- Are you sure?
- It's fine.
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Worst case scenario,
he'll have some short-term
memory loss
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- but nothing too severe.
- I think he should be observed
one more night.
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- It's not necessary.
- I am not bringing him
home tonight!
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He's not ready.
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All right,
one night more.
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But tomorrow,
he has to go home.
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We need the bed.
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( Sighs )
247
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,526
Fuck, I forgot
to buy wine.
248
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,297
Maybe it's rude to bring
wine to a pregnant house.
249
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,332
Maybe we should just
pick up some ice cream?
250
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,301
No, we should definitely
buy wine,
251
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,470
in case they forgot
that other people still drink.
252
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,873
Can I wear this,
or will everyone think
I'm a total indigent?
253
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,375
( Chuckles )
254
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,811
What about
that purple thing
in the closet?
255
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,246
- That's here?
- Yeah.
256
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,481
Oh, good.
I totally thought
that was lost.
257
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,021
Maybe you should
just move in.
258
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,058
Really?
259
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,395
- You mean, like, totally?
- Wouldn't it just be easier?
260
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,464
You're in my darkroom
all day long
261
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,367
- and you
sleep over every night.
- Is that annoying?
262
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,969
Yeah, it's annoying,
that's why I want you
to move in,
263
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,638
because
I'm a total masochist.
264
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,045
Yeah, but how would
we both work in here?
265
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,979
It's been fine so far.
266
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,981
Okay, 'cause I totally
took over your space.
267
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,983
I could use
my studio at school
268
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,519
if I ever get inspired
to make anything again.
269
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,455
Oh, come on.
270
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,227
It would be a relief
to never have to see
my mother again.
271
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,097
You're going to have
to see her tonight.
272
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,334
Ruth:
would you be
terribly disappointed
273
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,103
if I couldn't make it
tonight, dear?
274
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,938
Nate:
no. is everything
all right?
275
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,975
I'm just feeling
a little tired.
276
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,278
Is George okay?
277
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,214
- He's coming home
tomorrow.
- That's great.
278
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,516
Is he going to be able
to make it to the wedding?
279
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,085
Make it to the wedding?
280
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,787
Do you have any idea
what kind of state
he's in?
281
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,955
I'm sorry.
I thought he was better.
282
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,791
He is better.
283
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:08,161
He's just
not himself yet.
284
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,398
You sure you don't want
to join us?
285
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,433
Yes.
286
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,836
I just need
one last quiet night.
287
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:20,473
I'll be in by 9:00
tomorrow if you need
help with anything.
288
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,110
- ( Knocks at door )
- all right. Bye.
289
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,915
- Hey.
- hey! You look great!
290
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,118
Thank you.
I feel like shit!
291
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,785
- Hey. welcome.
- Keith: Hey.
292
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,355
Non-alcoholic
sparkling cider.
293
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,057
- Thank you very much.
- So mom's not coming.
294
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,759
- Hey.
- why not?
295
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,494
Because she hates me.
296
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,296
- She doesn't
hate you anymore.
- Now she hates Claire.
297
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,432
- Why does
she hate Claire?
- ( Maya giggles )
298
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,401
Mom thinks she's
flushing her life
down the toilet.
299
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,237
Because she's taking
the semest off.
300
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,405
Not because
she's dating my brother.
301
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,208
Uh, no!
Just the school thing.
302
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,278
Brenda:
because she's taking off
one semester?
303
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:01,080
I think she's terrified
that Claire won't go back,
304
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:05,051
and mom's biggest regret
in life is that she never
went to college.
305
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:08,188
So if Claire doesn't
graduate, it's like she...
306
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,291
- Failed twice
or something.
- Mm-hm.
307
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,694
It's time for somebody
to take a bath.
308
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,663
- Brenda: I'll do it.
- Nate: You sure?
309
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:21,201
Yeah! I got to pee anyway
for the billionth time today.
310
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,136
Where does
it all come from?
311
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,139
- Maya: bye!
- Keith: Bye!
312
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,540
Brenda:
we'll go have a bath.
313
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,910
- ( Whispers ) sorry.
- It's okay.
314
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,746
She knows we all think
Billy's a bomb waiting
to go off.
315
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:37,817
- What does she think?
- She thinks he's fine when
he's on his medication
316
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,187
and he's been taking it
for a long time, so whatever.
317
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,723
I could almost deal
with the guy if he wasn't
fucking my little sister.
318
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,492
He's better than Gabe.
319
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,527
Come on, he was
a drug-crazed killer.
320
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,796
He didn't kill the guy,
he shot at him.
321
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,665
- She should have stayed
with her nice gay boyfriend.
- That guy was an asshole.
322
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,502
- She knows how
to pick them.
- ( Knocking )
323
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,004
- David: ooh, they're here!
- Hey, Billy!
324
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,506
Come on in!
325
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,009
- Keith: how you doing, Billy?
- Good.
326
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,877
- Hello.
- hey.
327
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,913
- Hey, guys!
- Claire: Hey.
328
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,619
- Where's mom?
- David/nate:
She's not coming.
329
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,793
- Do your parents
still live in Ohio?
- Columbus, yeah.
330
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,063
- Where did you grow up?
- L.A., west Adams area,
331
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,499
- near where I work.
- Oh.
332
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,670
I don't know L.A.
that well.
333
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,273
- How long have you been here?
- Four years-- but it's so big!
334
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,342
My hours are crazy
at the dentist,
335
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,410
because people
schedule their appointments
336
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,380
before and after
regular work hours,
and on weekends too.
337
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,715
- So--
- yeah, my business too.
338
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,950
You're never off.
339
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,118
You could
always get a call.
340
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,855
That must be convenient
for dating.
341
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,558
- Uh, what?
- Like, when you want
to get out of a date,
342
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,161
you can have a friend
call you and pretend to be
a dead person or whatever.
343
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,196
( Scoffs )
come on.
344
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,599
I wouldn't do that!
345
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,068
Claire:
how's it going
with the adoption thing?
346
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:05,705
David:
we have two interviews left
for the home study.
347
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,107
Keith:
then we just have to
wait for a referral.
348
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,343
- Brenda:
what's a referral?
- Mm.
349
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,381
- A kid.
- Wow. How long
will you have to wait?
350
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:18,150
- Anywhere from
a week to many years.
- Nate: That's got to be hard.
351
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:22,789
Yeah. but they all say
sometimes being gay helps
you get chosen faster.
352
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,325
In this backward country?
353
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,827
The birth mothers have
to look at thousands
of pictures
354
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:31,564
- of straight white people.
- So we kind of pop out.
355
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,066
It's so weird to imagine
going through all that--
356
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,003
nine months and a delivery
and you don't even
want the kid.
357
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,771
I mean,
who would do that?
358
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,674
- Keith: christians.
- Brenda: No, not only.
359
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,944
Some women just can't deal
with making a decision,
360
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,046
and they leave it too long.
361
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,681
But they don't even
get money, right?
362
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,149
We'll have to pay
the hospital bills.
363
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,218
That's where
they can scam you.
364
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:55,622
- If they change their mind,
you're left with the bill.
- That rarely happens.
365
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,625
It really makes you
see the appeal
of a surrogate.
366
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,660
It does?
367
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,261
Yeah.
368
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,131
That and wanting
to have your own kid.
369
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:08,435
Yeah, but there are so many
kids who already exist
who need homes,
370
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,337
why would we want
to make another one?
371
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,540
Keith:
for the same reason
straight people do.
372
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,509
But given
that it's not quite
as easy for us,
373
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,645
why would we do
something so extreme--?
374
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:22,549
Why should we be the ones
who don't get to have
our own kids,
375
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,917
just because we're gay?
376
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:28,388
It's not because
we're gay.
377
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,424
( Scoffs )
378
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,960
I just don't think a child
has to have my genes
379
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,962
for me to feel like
it's mine.
380
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:39,098
I'm sure people love
adopted kids as much
as their own.
381
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,667
I mean, obviously.
382
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,036
Maybe. it's easy to say
when you have your own.
383
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,474
I love Maya.
384
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,476
Keith:
and you still wanted
one of your own.
385
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:55,915
You just think
you don't deserve to have
what everyone else has.
386
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,227
Would anybody have
more wine if I open
another bottle?
387
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,464
All:
yes.
388
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:14,567
You think you're
the only one with dreams
that don't work out?
389
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,503
We both got
what we settled for.
390
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,905
I think you just don't
love me anymore.
391
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,274
- Louise: I do love you.
- Rico: Hello!
392
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,143
You're home early.
393
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:27,313
Yeah, well, first date,
you know.
394
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,081
How was it?
395
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,817
It was okay.
396
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,219
Well, good night.
397
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,822
Would you like
some Sambuca?
398
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,758
Um, sure.
399
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,393
Unless--
400
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:43,295
- I don't want
to disturb you.
- Oh no.
401
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,932
I want to hear about it.
402
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,668
Was this the dental hygienist
or the investment banker?
403
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:53,239
The hygienist.
Sharon.
404
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:56,509
The banker was
too... shiny.
405
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,546
You know...
406
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:03,049
It may have just been
an unfortunate lotion.
407
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:06,152
But let's hear
about Sharon.
408
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:14,326
Well, uh, she was nice.
409
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,630
I liked her, I guess.
410
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:21,333
Did you get a sense
of what kind of person
she was?
411
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:23,302
Does she seem solid?
412
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,539
Mm-hm.
yeah, definitely solid.
413
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:30,710
It's so important--
to feel you could rely
on someone.
414
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,780
Yeah.
it's interesting,
this whole dating thing.
415
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,915
I never really did it
before Vanessa.
416
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,550
Enjoy it, dear.
417
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:41,420
But try not to be
blinded by lust,
if you can.
418
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:53,933
Hey, do you guys
want to get high?
419
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,168
I could get high.
420
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,904
I've got some
really good pot.
421
00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:00,840
- I've got some.
- I actually have some
in my jacket.
422
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,609
You do?
423
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:05,277
It's left over
from when we went
to the Hollywood bowl.
424
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,946
That's too old.
425
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,681
I just got this.
426
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,383
Mine cost $200
for an eighth.
427
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:14,721
- Let's smoke that.
- It's inside.
428
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,856
Don't tell Keith
we're smoking.
429
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,858
He gets really annoying
when he's high.
430
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,193
I don't want to make
a big deal about it
in front of Brenda.
431
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,897
I know what you mean.
Billy can't smoke because
of all his medications.
432
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,440
So how's mom?
433
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:37,043
When was the last time
you talked to her?
434
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,781
You might want to call her
tomorrow before the wedding
435
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,817
- so it's not tense.
- She can call me.
436
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:48,087
( Exhales )
437
00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,859
There you go.
438
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,864
So, um, what do you guys
think about Billy?
439
00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:00,499
He's in a pretty good place,
you think?
440
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:04,303
Yeah. definitely.
441
00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:05,938
Good place,
what does that mean?
442
00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:08,007
Just that he's doing
really well.
443
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:10,577
It doesn't mean
i won't lay awake
at night worrying
444
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,178
about the fact
you're in his bed.
445
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:15,147
That's a nice thing to say
about your wife's brother.
446
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,149
She knows
how I feel.
447
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:20,052
( Scoffs )
448
00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:23,522
It is so unfair
to hold things
that happened
449
00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,057
years ago
against someone.
450
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,493
That's saying that people
can't change!
451
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,528
I mean,
you changed!
452
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,698
Yeah,
I've changed,
453
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,866
but I'm not totally
fucking insane.
454
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:36,168
I didn't try
and carve a tattoo
off somebody's ass.
455
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,237
Shut up!
456
00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:39,706
Here.
457
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:54,821
What?
458
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:58,057
I don't know.
459
00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:00,126
Did you have a bad dream?
460
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,261
Maybe.
461
00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:04,931
Yeah.
462
00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:07,700
- What? what?
- ( Groans ) oh.
463
00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:11,570
Oh my god,
I'm bleeding.
464
00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,205
- ( Shouts )
- uh, uh--
465
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,507
- oh, Nate!
- Okay okay okay.
It's okay.
466
00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:17,276
It's okay.
It's okay.
467
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:20,512
I'm going to try
to schedule the d&c
for tomorrow morning.
468
00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:22,749
We can't do it tomorrow.
469
00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:26,585
We're getting married.
470
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,955
Oh, congratulations.
471
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,723
Thank you.
472
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,762
- Bren, we can cancel.
- No, we have to do it
today.
473
00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:39,331
I can't get
an anesthesiologist
today.
474
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:44,203
We have to do it
tomorrow, bren.
475
00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:49,008
( Sighs )
oh, fuck.
476
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:52,278
Can it wait till Monday?
477
00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:54,446
Sure, Monday's fine.
478
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:57,383
Then we'll do it Monday.
479
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:12,464
* lover's face,
i can't remember... *
480
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,600
hey, how's it going?
481
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:16,268
Good.
482
00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:19,238
Is that me?
483
00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:21,273
No, it's Nate.
484
00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:22,975
No, these pieces?
485
00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:25,577
That's Brenda.
Narcissist.
486
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,980
Well, it looks
like me.
487
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,150
Well, they're not.
This is a wedding present.
488
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,019
Why would I have you
in there?
489
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,621
Because she can marry Nate,
but she'll always love me.
490
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:38,057
She is me!
491
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,229
No!
( screams )
492
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,765
- ( Gasps )
- hey.
493
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,901
Are you upset
with me?
494
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,203
No, I was
just concentrating.
495
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,806
All right.
496
00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:57,043
I'll leave you
alone.
497
00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:15,261
I'm sorry.
498
00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:19,265
How do I get to my room?
499
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,200
You mean our room?
500
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,135
Our bedroom?
501
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,874
If that's what it is.
502
00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:31,643
Come on
upstairs now.
503
00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:34,013
We'll get you
unpacked.
504
00:28:46,592 --> 00:28:49,996
David:
you made it clear we're only
considering a surrogate?
505
00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:51,798
Yeah.
now what about Tamara?
506
00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,967
She's got
your forehead,
an I.Q. Of 120.
507
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:58,304
She's 5'2" and she
weighs 160 lbs.
508
00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,907
Maybe that's why
she costs less than
the other ones.
509
00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:03,075
It's not like
i wouldn't love
an obese child,
510
00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:05,845
but I'd rather not
sign up for a lifetime
of body issues,
511
00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:07,814
especially if we
get a girl.
512
00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:10,082
If we get a girl,
you better hope
she's obese.
513
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,284
I'm not having some
12-year-old hottie
514
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:15,521
running around
sunset boulevard with
her ass crack showing.
515
00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:17,489
( Cell phone ringing )
516
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:23,029
Hey, rog, what's up?
517
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,066
Uh... yeah.
518
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,435
I can do
a couple of nights
next week.
519
00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:32,071
Let me
get my calendar.
520
00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,040
What nights were you
thinking of?
521
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:37,609
I know
I'm free Tuesday.
522
00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:40,813
( Game show music playing )
523
00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:42,949
Are you ready to meet
the bachelorettes?
524
00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:47,086
Uh, I guess so.
525
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:49,255
Ladies.
526
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:52,424
Hi. I'm Sierra.
527
00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:54,894
I'm 20.
528
00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:58,230
I have a combined
s.A.T. Score of 675.
529
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:00,499
And I want to be
your egg donor-surrogate
530
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:03,602
because, although
I'm not ready to start
a family of my own,
531
00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:08,774
I want to put
as many versions of myself
on the planet as I possibly can.
532
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:12,644
Hi! I'm Dee Dee
from San Pedro.
533
00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:14,213
I'm 27 years old.
534
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:17,216
I love outdoor sports,
and I'm your dream surrogate
535
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,351
because I've given birth
to nine healthy babies.
536
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,553
And it's my personal mission
to have children
537
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:25,057
for bourgeois narcissists
who can't conceive
on their own.
538
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,193
Hi.
539
00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:28,560
I'm Lindsay.
540
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,263
I've got a degree
in applied science
from Yale,
541
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:35,201
a masters from m.I.T.
And $60,000 of school loans
to repay.
542
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,569
I'm hoping you pick me
so I won't have to resort
543
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,772
to more obvious forms
of prostitution to get
out of debt.
544
00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:43,342
Keith:
so, have you found her?
545
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:48,314
( Sighs )
i can't do this, Keith.
I'm sorry.
546
00:30:48,414 --> 00:30:51,383
I can't just rent out
some woman's uterus like
it's a storage locker.
547
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,088
Okay.
548
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:01,894
Vanessa:
hi, guys!
549
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,930
Julio:
daddy got us
a gamecube!
550
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:06,098
- You could say hello!
- Julio: Hi.
551
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,067
Share with your brother,
Julio!
552
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:10,102
You're spoiling them.
553
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,671
Can you take them tomorrow
for a couple of hours?
554
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:14,540
I can't.
It's Nate's wedding.
555
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,675
Oh, that's right.
I forgot.
556
00:31:16,775 --> 00:31:18,877
Who are you bringing?
557
00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:22,048
No one.
You want to come?
558
00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:23,815
No, thank you.
I'm happy for Nate,
559
00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:25,952
but I have a week
of errands to do.
560
00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:30,722
- You should bring
a real date.
- To a wedding?
561
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:35,227
- Isn't that weird?
- You should bring someone
so it won't be boring.
562
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:38,264
What happened with
that makeup artist Dana?
She sounded nice.
563
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:41,700
Yeah, she was too...
I don't know, cheerful
or something.
564
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:45,337
Nobody's perfect.
You have to give people
a chance to grow on you.
565
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,173
Yeah.
566
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,475
Don't take this
the wrong way, but...
567
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,177
No one's you.
568
00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:54,046
That's sweet,
but I was never me either.
569
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:57,316
- Yes, you were--
- no, if you were this picky
when we were going out,
570
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,451
you never would have
married me.
571
00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:02,721
You just have to find
someone you like and be
nice to them.
572
00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:04,790
Is that how it is
with Kenny?
573
00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:07,926
Oh.
that didn't work out.
574
00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,629
Really? what happened?
575
00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:13,099
Ugh, he's a pig.
I don't even want
to talk about it.
576
00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,201
But I'm too busy
for all that now.
577
00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,603
It's okay for me.
I don't need someone
as much as you do.
578
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:19,305
Oh really?
579
00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,640
It's not a bad thing,
rico.
580
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,209
You're just...
581
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:26,212
A person
who does better
with someone.
582
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:34,086
So tomorrow,
while I'm at the wedding
583
00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,355
I'm going to have
a home aide come
stay with you
584
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,191
so you won't be alone,
all right?
585
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:44,663
- Whose wedding?
- Nate's. My son.
586
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:47,433
I know who Nate is.
587
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,835
Who is he marrying?
588
00:32:49,935 --> 00:32:52,571
Brenda...
his girlfriend?
589
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,740
Oh.
590
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,510
Oh!
that's wonderful!
591
00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,780
Of course
I'll be there.
592
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,416
This is an important
passage for Nate
593
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:07,653
from being a widower
to starting again
as a householder.
594
00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:11,123
- I want to support him.
- If you don't think it's
too much for you.
595
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:15,027
Too much?
My only son is
getting married!
596
00:33:19,131 --> 00:33:22,301
Well, why don't we see
how you feel tomorrow?
597
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:25,003
I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
598
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:32,344
Host:
the splendid young man
who came to the throne in 1509,
599
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:37,516
by 1547 had become
a revolting swollen mass
of putrefying flesh.
600
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,918
You want the Vicodin
or some naproxen?
601
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,388
- Vicodin please.
- All right.
602
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:46,692
Here.
603
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,561
( Sighs )
604
00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,898
Cramps are
pretty bad, huh?
605
00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:56,102
I just want to get
a whole lot number.
606
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,942
God, this is
so not the vision
607
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,478
I had of the night
before my wedding.
608
00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:11,350
Where is the stripper?
609
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:15,087
It would be so easy
to postpone this for
a couple of weeks.
610
00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:18,290
It would not be easy.
611
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,259
And it would
cost a fortune.
612
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:22,027
So what?
It's just money.
613
00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:23,629
I'd rather not even
have a wedding
614
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,465
than have to deal
with rescheduling
everything.
615
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,467
Yeah. yeah.
616
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,236
( Chuckles )
617
00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:33,505
Let's just--
we can run off to Vegas.
618
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:36,208
- Yeah right.
- Come on, you loved that idea.
619
00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:40,346
That was before I spent
six months planning my stupid
fucking dream wedding.
620
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,314
That's why I think
we should reschedule.
621
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,317
It's only going
to be depressing.
622
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,219
- For you?
- Yeah, for me!
623
00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:49,988
And it's going to be depressing
for you too, I think.
624
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,324
It's not as depressing
as calling 100 people
625
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,326
and telling them
that it's canceled
626
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,562
because I lost
my fucking baby,
627
00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:58,830
which I just told
the whole world
i was having.
628
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:02,067
Why did you let me tell
so many fucking people?
629
00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:03,969
( Sobbing )
630
00:35:04,069 --> 00:35:06,305
I just--
i don't think that you...
631
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,542
I don't think you realize
how upset you are.
632
00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,279
Don't tell me how I feel!
I think I know how
upset I am!
633
00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:14,980
Then why are we going
through with this?
634
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,982
Because when I think
about not doing it,
635
00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:19,385
I want to throw myself
under a bus.
636
00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:21,253
I want to swallow
razor blades.
637
00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:23,789
I'm gonna have to
take every painkiller
in the house
638
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,258
just so I could pick up
the phone and cancel
the caterer.
639
00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:30,662
Then fuck it!
640
00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:32,798
Let's get married.
641
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,600
Okay?
642
00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:38,204
It will be
a great day.
643
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,439
Yeah.
644
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:47,012
You can have
one of my Vicodin
if you want.
645
00:35:47,112 --> 00:35:48,480
Thank you.
646
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,983
Just make sure
you leave enough
for tomorrow.
647
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,287
Historian:
...which meant that he
cotantly stank
648
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:58,290
of rotting flesh.
649
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,194
Oh god.
650
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:08,166
Margaret:
are these big granny-panties
your "something old"?
651
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,701
Because they really
kill the mood.
652
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,970
You can't see them
through the dress, can you?
653
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:14,540
No, but they're
hideous, sweetie.
654
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,608
Would it kill you
to wear a thong?
655
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,143
These are fine.
656
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,111
What's the matter?
657
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:21,847
Nothing's e matter.
658
00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:23,715
I just don't want
to wear a thong.
659
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:29,988
Did something happen?
Is it the baby?
660
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:32,958
( Sighs )
661
00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:35,594
What is it?
What happened?
662
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,966
Oh, baby.
663
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,635
I don't want to fuck up
my makeup.
664
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:46,204
Oh, honey.
We'll clean you up
with a good powder.
665
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,707
I've got Chanel
in my purse.
666
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:50,809
I don't want to be late.
667
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:54,880
You don't have to worry
about everything going
right anymore.
668
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,416
That boat has sailed.
669
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,353
You know it happens
all the time.
670
00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:03,522
So many of my friends--
671
00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:08,360
joanie, Celia,
aunt Mary before
she had Deb.
672
00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:11,463
Even Teresa heinz kerry
had one.
673
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:15,501
And god knows,
she looks terrific.
674
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:18,337
- Aunt Mary did?
- I'm telling you,
675
00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:20,539
more women have
miscarried
676
00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:22,374
than they have
masturbated with a dildo.
677
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:25,344
- They just don't
talk about it.
- ( Exhales )
678
00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:28,680
And then
they have a baby,
679
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:31,417
and then they're fine,
sweetie.
680
00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:39,057
( Stammers )
681
00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:41,960
I'd better change
this fucking pad.
682
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:45,263
If I get blood on this dress
I'm gonna kill myself.
683
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:48,800
( Door closes )
684
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:53,038
- I'm so sorry, Nate.
- Yeah, well...
685
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,708
Just don't tell anybody,
all right?
686
00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:59,378
We want to keep today
kind of nice, you know?
687
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,649
( Sighs )
are you going
to try again?
688
00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:06,485
Yeah, of course,
as soon as we can.
689
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:09,355
- You might want
to give it some time.
- No no no.
690
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,222
I don't want to wait.
691
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:14,526
No, I mean, to grieve.
692
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:17,396
With all the fucked up shit
that's happened in my life,
693
00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,465
I don't want
to grieve anymore.
I can't.
694
00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:22,067
I can't!
I don't have it in me.
695
00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,505
Well, maybe Brenda
needs to--
696
00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:29,074
what Brenda needs to do
is get pregnant again.
Soon.
697
00:38:29,174 --> 00:38:30,976
'Cause it's not
like she's 20.
698
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,945
Yeah, but...
699
00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:36,482
With all the stuff Keith
and I have been reading,
700
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:39,150
it seems
psychological stress can
affect a woman's chances--
701
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:42,120
it's the only thing
that's gonna make her
feel better!
702
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:43,489
Why should I wait?
Why put it off?
703
00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,857
Because bad shit happened
and we need to feel bad?
704
00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:47,426
Bad shit happens
every day.
705
00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:50,962
You of all people
should know that.
706
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,465
Move fucking on,
you know?
707
00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:59,971
Anyway,
I've already got Maya
so it's not for me.
708
00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:03,675
But it'll be your child,
your flesh and blood.
709
00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:07,012
- How could it not be for you?
- Because it's what
Brenda wants
710
00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:10,616
more than anything,
and I can make that
happen for her.
711
00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:13,819
Listen, the justice
of the peace is here.
712
00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:22,127
( Sighs )
713
00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,677
Brenda:
i take you, Nate,
714
00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:41,513
with all your strengths
and faults
715
00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:44,349
as I offer myself to you
716
00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:48,019
with all my strengths
and faults.
717
00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:51,389
From this day forward,
718
00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,859
I will be there
when you need help
719
00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,361
and turn to you
720
00:39:56,462 --> 00:39:59,097
when I need help.
721
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:06,104
I promise myself
to you forever.
722
00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:11,409
Nate:
i vow to trust,
723
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:14,480
to honor
and to Cherish,
724
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:17,449
to share and support
your hopes,
725
00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,618
your thoughts
and your dreams
726
00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:23,889
as long as we both
shall live.
727
00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:39,638
By the power vested in me
from the state of California,
728
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:42,674
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
729
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,844
- You may kiss the bride.
- ( Snickers )
730
00:41:14,506 --> 00:41:17,943
( Film rewinds )
731
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:21,079
So is it weird
to see Brenda
get married?
732
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,914
"Weird"?
733
00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:24,516
No, it's great.
734
00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:28,086
I mean,
because you guys
used to be so close?
735
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:31,089
I'm really happy.
736
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:36,194
I'm happy we're both
in healthy relationships.
737
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:38,930
With siblings.
738
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:40,398
Hmm?
739
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,869
It's funny how you both
ended up with another
set of siblings.
740
00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:47,405
Yeah, yeah.
741
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:51,509
It's funny that you
and Nate did too.
742
00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:54,179
God, what do you
think it means?
743
00:41:58,684 --> 00:42:01,620
- It was
a nice ceremony.
- It was.
744
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,923
You got a little
choked up, didn't you?
745
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,158
Yeah.
746
00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:09,060
I love weddings.
747
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,662
Don't you?
748
00:42:10,762 --> 00:42:12,931
Sure.
if it's right.
749
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,601
The last one I went to,
the people hated
each other,
750
00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:18,469
- so it was depressing.
- Margaret: God damn it!
751
00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,505
It's so frustrating to
not be able to help her!
752
00:42:20,606 --> 00:42:22,140
But you did help her.
753
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:26,144
You helped her
as much as anyone could
under the circumstances.
754
00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:28,814
I don't know.
I really believe
in marriage.
755
00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:31,650
A lot of guys today
don't even know how
to make a commitment,
756
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,753
but I was married
11 years.
757
00:42:34,853 --> 00:42:37,656
I'm the kind of person
who's better with someone.
758
00:42:38,523 --> 00:42:40,759
Someone special,
i mean.
759
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,631
That's sweet.
760
00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:49,200
Man:
they couldn't have picked
a prettier location.
761
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:52,403
It looks beautiful.
762
00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:54,906
- All right, that's enough
of that one.
- All right.
763
00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:58,209
Lovely!
a family portrait
with two new fishers.
764
00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:01,713
Oh.
765
00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:12,523
- Okay, what's next?
- How about mom and George?
766
00:43:12,624 --> 00:43:15,026
Brenda:
okay, I'm just
gonna freshen up.
767
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:18,096
Okay, mom.
You guys wanna get
over here in the light?
768
00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:25,671
- Let me take that glass.
- Mom, it's fine.
769
00:43:26,504 --> 00:43:28,006
Oh.
770
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,111
George:
sorry.
771
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:37,148
- What are you doing?
- What?
772
00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:40,185
Have a little respect!
773
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,253
- ( George chuckles )
- oh my god.
774
00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:45,056
( Ruth shouts )
it's not funny!
775
00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:48,126
Oh my.
776
00:43:52,597 --> 00:43:55,967
- May I have some
seltzer please, no ice?
- Yes, ma'am.
777
00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:58,003
- Mom, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
778
00:43:58,103 --> 00:44:01,606
- What happened with Claire?
- She's in such a terrible
phase.
779
00:44:01,707 --> 00:44:03,141
She's so out of control
in her life,
780
00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:05,276
she doesn't care about
anyone else's feelings.
781
00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:08,113
- What did she do?
- She took a rude picture
of George
782
00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:10,816
in an extremely
compromised state.
There's ice in this.
783
00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:13,484
- Sorry.
- I'm sure she didn't
mean it that way.
784
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:15,186
She's always trying
to make some statement!
785
00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:17,288
Yes, this is her way
of saying I'm the fool
786
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:20,158
who has to take care
of a crazy person for
the rest of my life!
787
00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:22,127
I don't think she was
trying to say that.
788
00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:25,296
I don't need a photograph.
I don't need to have my face
shoved in it.
789
00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:28,233
- Mom, we'll get you some help,
a nurse or something.
- God! No!
790
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,902
I'm still the one who has
to be there all day
and every night.
791
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:34,005
- Why do you--?
- ( Shouts ) because
there's no one else!
792
00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:35,273
( Sighs )
793
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:40,411
Excuse me, dear.
794
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,248
I have to clean
the stain on his jacket
before it sets.
795
00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:53,158
Oh, thank you.
796
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:54,760
Who's the third one for?
797
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:56,594
That's to put
under our pillow.
798
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,063
( Chuckles )
799
00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:00,766
So who do you dream of
if you're already married?
800
00:45:00,866 --> 00:45:03,468
You dream
of a future love.
801
00:45:03,568 --> 00:45:05,570
You mean
our second husbands?
802
00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:07,472
No. we could dream
of our child.
803
00:45:07,572 --> 00:45:10,942
Or just get frosting
in our ears.
804
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:13,945
I think we should go forward
with the surrogate.
805
00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:17,515
Really? why?
806
00:45:17,615 --> 00:45:19,517
Because you want
your own child.
807
00:45:19,617 --> 00:45:21,052
And...
808
00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:23,121
I don't want to be the one
who denies you that.
809
00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:26,491
I want to be the one
who helps you to have
what you want.
810
00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:30,261
What about the kids
who need homes?
811
00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:34,132
We can do both.
I think we should do both.
812
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,268
One of each?
813
00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:39,070
Which one
comes first?
814
00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:42,707
Whichever
shows up first.
815
00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:45,010
What if
they both show up
at the same time?
816
00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,878
Then we'll be really busy.
817
00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:48,579
You're serious.
818
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:50,281
Mm-hm.
819
00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:54,185
All right then.
820
00:46:10,335 --> 00:46:12,003
( Sighs )
821
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:31,422
You don't have to worry
about it being like
my wedding.
822
00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:34,025
I had
a three-month-old baby
when I got married,
823
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,561
so it was a much
happier event, obviously.
824
00:46:36,661 --> 00:46:38,729
Really joyful.
825
00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,765
It all came
very naturally to me.
826
00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:43,001
But I was always
maternal, unlike you.
827
00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:44,535
I'm fucking maternal.
828
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,771
Oh, come on.
Look at your past.
829
00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:48,439
What about my past?
830
00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:50,208
You're a slutbag!
You were.
831
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:52,810
- That's got
nothing to do with it.
- Of course it does.
832
00:46:52,911 --> 00:46:55,881
All the moments
of your life have
led to this one.
833
00:46:55,981 --> 00:47:00,218
- You're being punished.
- I don't believe in that.
834
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:03,354
Your insides must
have gotten damaged from
all that anonymous cock.
835
00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:06,791
Oh, come on.
That's why this
happened to you.
836
00:47:06,892 --> 00:47:09,594
Lisa:
look at that
nice woman over there.
837
00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:11,396
She's got her baby.
838
00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:15,266
Everybody treated
her like a Princess
for the whole nine months.
839
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:18,736
There's a pregnant goddess,
due in six weeks.
840
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,471
She has two at home.
841
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:23,474
She doesn't know it yet,
but she's pregnant.
842
00:47:23,574 --> 00:47:25,276
She wasn't even trying!
843
00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:27,378
Boy, is she going
to be thrilled.
Twins!
844
00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,180
They'll be here
in June.
845
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,282
I'm gonna get
my baby, you bitch.
846
00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:34,485
I got pregnant
the fourth time
i tried.
847
00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:36,221
I didn't have to try.
848
00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:39,157
But I never partied
like you did.
849
00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:40,191
Whew!
850
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:42,193
It's a miracle
you even conceived!
851
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:44,129
A lot of women
have miscarriages!
852
00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:47,232
They don't talk
about it so people
don't realize.
853
00:47:47,332 --> 00:47:49,000
None of the women
at this wedding have.
854
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,002
Except you, of course.
855
00:47:51,102 --> 00:47:54,239
You're just bitter because
you had to get pregnant
to get Nate to marry you.
856
00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,807
I'm bitter?
Who's drunk and yelling
at a dead woman?
857
00:47:56,908 --> 00:47:58,376
And she might not
even be his daughter!
858
00:47:58,476 --> 00:48:00,912
You were having an affair
with your sister's husband!
859
00:48:01,012 --> 00:48:03,314
That was purely
a spiritual thing.
860
00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:06,084
Nate is Maya's father.
861
00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:09,120
He's my husband,
and he always will be.
862
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:11,756
You will never feel
his arms around you again.
863
00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:13,791
You'll never feel
the air on your skin,
864
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,660
or wake up in a warm bed.
865
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,128
You're done.
866
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,564
You don't get the chance
to try again for anything.
867
00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:21,399
- So what?
- So I can.
868
00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:22,867
Oh, please.
869
00:48:22,968 --> 00:48:25,503
Every time you try to have
a nice normal life,
870
00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:27,272
you fuck it up.
871
00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:30,008
You're never going to have
your happily-ever-after
moment,
872
00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:31,876
no matter how many
white veils you put on.
873
00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:34,145
You're just too fucked up
for all that.
874
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,281
Maybe you should
just accept that,
875
00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:38,116
instead of trying to be
something you're not.
876
00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:53,498
Hey.
877
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,534
Are you okay?
878
00:48:58,203 --> 00:49:00,538
- Bren?
- you were right.
879
00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:03,241
I should never have tried
to have this stupid day,
880
00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:06,077
this idiotic tent,
the dumb-ass wedding band.
881
00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:07,812
- It's such a fucking cliche.
- Hey--
882
00:49:07,912 --> 00:49:12,483
just to prove
that I deserve my own
special fucking day,
883
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:13,985
which I don't.
884
00:49:14,085 --> 00:49:15,987
Brenda,
the only reason--
885
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,423
- the only reason why i--
- no, come on!
886
00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:22,660
You knew. It was
a pathetic attempt to
become something I'm not--
887
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,531
- that we're not.
- I thought you might be
too upset to enjoy the day.
888
00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:28,799
But it's so perfect this way!
It's so perfect.
889
00:49:28,899 --> 00:49:32,137
The only way that
i get to get married
in a long white gown
890
00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:35,706
is to have my dead baby
leaking out of me all day.
891
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,743
That's me.
That's what I get
for my wedding.
892
00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:42,447
- You're really upset, maybe you
shouldn't be drinking.
- Are you kidding me?
893
00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:46,384
This glass of champagne is
the only thing in my universe
right now.
894
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:48,286
You have me.
895
00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:52,690
You don't really
fucking want me.
896
00:49:54,159 --> 00:49:56,827
Not that I blame you.
897
00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:58,829
Who would?
898
00:49:58,929 --> 00:50:01,066
I do.
899
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:03,801
Well then, you're a very
disturbed person.
900
00:50:03,901 --> 00:50:05,103
Maybe.
901
00:50:05,203 --> 00:50:06,937
Don't be nice to me!
902
00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:08,906
What do you
want me to do?
903
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,908
- Do you want me
to hit you?
- Yes!
904
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,211
That would feel
fucking fantastic!
905
00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:17,148
Come here.
906
00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:19,484
- ( Sobs )
- oh.
907
00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:21,586
( Whimpers )
908
00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:27,992
Oh...
909
00:50:28,093 --> 00:50:30,395
I thought you were
going to hit me.
910
00:50:30,495 --> 00:50:33,331
No. I'm disturbed,
I'm not violent.
911
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,766
You were when you threw
your ring at me.
912
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:38,103
Oh, memories.
913
00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:43,208
I'm glad today sucked--
914
00:50:43,308 --> 00:50:45,176
'cause I wouldn't want
the happiest day
of our life
915
00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:48,346
to be over already,
would you?
916
00:50:48,446 --> 00:50:49,680
No.
917
00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,982
It's coming, right?
It's coming.
918
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,884
It fucking better be.
919
00:50:53,984 --> 00:50:56,421
( Sighs )
920
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:07,598
( Jazz musiclaying )
921
00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:09,734
( Crowd applauding )
922
00:51:57,215 --> 00:51:58,716
( Seagull squawks )
923
00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:28,879
Brenda?
924
00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:32,350
( Sighs )
925
00:52:32,450 --> 00:52:35,420
Oh, I'm sorry.
You can't come in
for this.
926
00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,528
Can you hold this?
927
00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:01,279
( Sighs )
928
00:53:14,124 --> 00:53:16,694
( Sobbing )
929
00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:35,580
* did you say I've got
a lot to learn? *
930
00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:44,622
* well, don't think
I'm trying not to learn *
931
00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:49,394
* since this is
the perfect spot to learn *
932
00:53:50,861 --> 00:53:52,797
* ooh...
933
00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:55,266
* teach me tonight
934
00:53:57,602 --> 00:54:02,340
* let's start
with the a-b-c of it *
935
00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:09,347
* roll right down
to the x-y-z of it *
936
00:54:10,815 --> 00:54:15,386
* help me solve
the mystery of it *
937
00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:23,561
* come on
and teach me tonight. *
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