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♪♪
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What about
this one, Steve?
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It's got a train
on it.
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Oh, sick!
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That's the engine!
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That's the cool part.
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There's a caboose
on your butt flap!
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For your
choo-choo poo-poos!
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Mom,
this is baby stuff.
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I'm going to go see
what the guy's section has
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in the way
of butt flaps.
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Great, that sounds fun.
Come on, Klaus.
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Actually, I was thinking,
it's a new year.
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Maybe it's time
for a new me.
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A me who picks out
his own clothes.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
Wow.
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You must be
freaking out.
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Why?
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Sure, Steve's growing up,
but he's my son.
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We'll always have
a special connection.
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Bullshit!
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You're freaking!
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Mama's little boy
is becoming a guy,
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and you
can't handle it.
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It's just the natural order
of things, Klaus.
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Boys become guys.
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Guys become big guys,
and big guys can get it.
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[ Tink! ]
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You're being really coolright now.
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The secret to shoppingat outlets
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is that only the newbiespick off the outer crust.
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You've got to dig
for the gems.
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Put in
some elbow grease.
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Polo sport?
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Uh, yes please.
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So big. So yellow.
It's a keeper!
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Mm?
Yes!
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Mm?
Must have!
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Mm?
Great piece!
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Mm?
So you!
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My God,these deals are amazing.
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Tell me about it.
I just got this phone for free!
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Nuh-uh. Where?
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That man's pocket.
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Steve:
I found my new look.
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I hope you like it
as much as I do!
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♪ Wah-ah-ah
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♪ Get up, come on,
get down with the sickness ♪
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♪ Get up, come on,
get down with the sickness ♪
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Oh, man.
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And I thought
I liked the train!
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Mom?
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Uh...
I love it?
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You...look like
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you probably have a kid
from a previous marriage!
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♪♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good -- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪♪
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Are you sureabout this, Steve?
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As a group,
we've always adhered
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to a low-profile
philosophy.
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That's why we never
make an impression!
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Every semester, people think
we're transfer students.
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I'm looking
to turn eyeballs, fellas.
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I'm talking
180 degrees --
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Fahrenheit
because I'm red-hot!
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You guys coming?
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This is your
time to shine.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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[ Conversations stop ]
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Smith!
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What are you wearing?
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Because it looks
so incredible on you!
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Three cheers for
his wonderful clothes![ Cheers and applause ]
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Steve, I thought you were
a total slonch,
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but you're hella drich.
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Okay, girls,
clear out.
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You don't
have to go to class,
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but you can't block
my bulletin board.
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What's that for,
Principal Lewis?
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Audition sheet
for the school play.
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It doesn't really concern
low-profile kids like --
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You are the star
of my play!
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Tapout?
You're the one!
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You're my Oedipus Rex!
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Auditions are canceled!
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Geez.
What a reception.
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Smith, you're going to bethe man this year.
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Don't make friendswith the transfer students.
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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Check.
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Check.
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Check.
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All secure.
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[ Toilet flushes ]
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[ Gasps ] Klaus!
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Stop sneaking around!
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But I'm the silent hero
of this house.
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No one asked you
to do this.
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Sometimes, a hero
has to do the things
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nobody asked him
to do.
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♪♪
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Oh, a light.
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Wow, it's gone.
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I'm seeing things.
Must be tired.
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[ Gasps ] It's back!
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I should call for backup.
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But they won't come.
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They don't exist.
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I'll have to go alone.
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[ Door creaks ]
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Oh, Francine,
you milky marvel.
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You're a one-woman
dairy farm.
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Francine,what are you doing?!
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Sewing.
No, you're not!
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You have things
on your boobs!
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A sewing machine.
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No.
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Okay,
it's a breast pump.
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I pump a little breast milk
now and then
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and sneak it into
Steve's food.
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A little?!
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You've got the pump turnedall the way up to "thirsty boy"!
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Steve needs it
for his health,
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and it's not like
I'm doing it in the park.
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No, you're doing it
in a secret bunker.
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A shame dungeonbecause you know it's wrong!
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It's completely natural.
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It's just that society
doesn't understand.
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Anyway,
now that you know
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my shameful,
very natural secret,
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will you please
not tell Steve?
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He has a lot on his plate
right now.
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A lot of breast milk.
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No, really, Klaus.
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I need you
to promise.
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He does have a loton his plate right now,
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with his whole style changeand the school play.
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Okay.
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Your secret
is safe with me.
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See?!
You have been drinking it, bro!
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So gross!
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Mom, why?!
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With everythingon my plate right now!
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Aah!
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♪♪
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Is this turtleneck
too high up?
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Is it -- Is it
too much material?
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Maybe your neck
is not long enough.
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Maybe you just can't
rock a turtleneck.
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Take that back!
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I won't.
It's true.
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I have yet to meet the garmentthat I cannot rock!
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Now that I think about it,your short neck's kind of gross.
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You look
nothing like a swan.
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Look at me --
total swan.
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Duck lips, swan neck,
peacock attitude --
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the full bird,
Stan.
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Oh, this phone
takes video?
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All phones take video.
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Whatever, Stump-neck.
So does mine.
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Check it out!
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I'm a director now!
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Hazel Bazels,
a documentary director.
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Meet the crew.
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Been on
every one of my films.
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When you've been to the places
we've been together,
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talk about
a band of brothers!
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I take it you don't needthe phone anymore?
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Hey,where'd everybody go?
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Those scumbags
tried to unionize.
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Turns out Allen was
the little ringleader.
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I've got nothing
against unions.
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My daddy was a union man --
Pipe Fitters Local 97.
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But unions just don't make sensefor certain industries.
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For instance,
pipe fitting.
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I mean, what the hell
kind of job is that, anyway?
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Just go to Home Depot
and match them up!
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Does this one fit? No.
Does this one fit? Yes! Done!
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Anyway,
I'm a director now!
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Good morning,
Steve.
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How's my little guy?
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Not still mad
at his mommy
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for the wholebreast-milk situmation!
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Your first day
of rehearsal today.
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I want you
to be ready.
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I made pancakes.
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I will never accept food
or drink from you again!
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Is this aboutthe breast-milk situmation?
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Yes!
How could you do this to me?
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I didn't do it toyou.
I did it foryou!
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I was going to stopwhen everyone else did,
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but I forgot
to Google it!
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Well, maybe you could have
Googled it before I turned 14!
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It was never
a good time.
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First,
your eyes went bad.
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Next, we found outyou were allergic to bees!
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Third grade took youalmost a year to complete!
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I mean, who knows
what would happen
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if I tookmy breast milk away.
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Thank God for this prepackaged,not legally orange juice!
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Honey, at least let me
cook you some eggs!
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How do I know you didn't
lay them yourself, Mother?
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♪♪
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Hey, I'm Steve,
your costar.
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I'll be
playing Oedipus.
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Welcome tohigh-school theater.
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Here's what you need
to know --
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We leave it all
on the stage,
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and after every show,we go to Denny's
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and pour a bunch of sugaron the table.
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Cool. I look forward
to working with you.
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[ Yawns ]
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Wake up, Smith!
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Welcome to the first rehearsalfor my musical re-imagining
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of the Greek tragedy"Oedipus Rex."
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Right now it's called"Oedipus Rox"
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because the school boardwouldn't let me call it
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"Mother[bleep]!"
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So when choosing
this year's play,
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I asked myself,"What would I like to see?"
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The obvious answer
is a kid
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kissing another kidwho's playing his mom,
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so it's kind of likethree layers of nasty.
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Smith,
are you asleep?!
Sorry.
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I-I don't know
what's wrong.
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I-I'm just exhausted.
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I only had orange juice
for breakfast.
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I'm kind of trying
a new diet.
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Interesting.
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I'm ona new diet myself --
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I drink nothing but Icees
until 11:00 p.m.,
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and then I have a gallonand a half of jambalaya.
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I've never felt better!
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Also, I need this playto be an absolute success,
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so if it isn't,
you're dead.
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I need breast milk!
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Ring-a-ding-ding.
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[ Glass shatters ]
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Dispatch,I'm on the scene now.
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Whoa!
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[ Crash ]
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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Stopping the milk cold turkey
was a bad idea.
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I just need a little bit,
just to get my head right.
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Of course.
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You have too much at stakeright now with the play.
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I still want to stop,
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but instead
of quitting all at once,
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I think we should
wean me off gradually.
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That's so smart.
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You're not a quitter.You're a weaner.
261
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:46,760
That's right!
262
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,676
I am a lean, mean,
weaning machine!
263
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,764
Wean me, mama!
264
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,896
[ Both laugh ]
265
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:57,509
Oh, it's so nice to goback to normal with you.
266
00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,686
What's my documentary about?
267
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:00,643
Myself?
268
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,863
Am I the most interesting thing?
269
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:05,735
Roger, Linda Memari's
pet chimpanzee
270
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,650
ripped Jeff's face off.
271
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,434
The doctors were able
to do a transplant,
272
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,828
but there was only
one face available.
273
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,656
Please be gentle.
274
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,919
Come on in, honey.
275
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,878
Is it noticeable,
babe?
276
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,096
For the love of God,
277
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:22,796
could one film-worthy thinghappen around here?
278
00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,537
[ Bell rings ]
279
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,453
[ Grunts ]
All right, Smith.
280
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:31,587
You better bring the goods --or else.
281
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:39,464
♪ Oedipus' momhas got it going on ♪
282
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,728
♪ She's all I want
and -- ♪
283
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,251
Wait,
did I say, "Mom"?
284
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,556
I meant...
285
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,734
♪ Oedipus' wife,she's the love of my life ♪
286
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,083
♪ There is nothing wrong
287
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:53,087
♪ My wife is probably
not my mom ♪
288
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,784
Yeah!
289
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,046
Nailed it, Smith!
290
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,135
When I wrote those words,
I wasn't sure about it,
291
00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:01,399
but the tune you made up
really brought it home.
292
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,924
♪♪
293
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,055
Mm-hmm.
294
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,710
Roger is not
the only swan around here.
295
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,539
Turtleneck,
get ready to be rocked.
296
00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:11,845
Excuse me, Stan.
297
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,194
Cody and I
are location scouting.
298
00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,892
I think maybe the right place
could spark an idea.
299
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,112
What if
I made a documentary
300
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,984
about living in a bathroom
for a month?
301
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,899
Call it
"Bathroom Man."
302
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,422
Okay.
There's something there.
303
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,120
Yeah! Yeah!
304
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,556
I mean --
I mean, maybe. I --
305
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,950
Cody is quiet,
so I know he hates it.
306
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,342
Well, let's go buy
some balloons.
307
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:34,171
Those things
really cheer me up.
308
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:37,000
Sounds likethings went really well today.
309
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,916
I'll say,
which got me thinking.
310
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,572
Since the milk does seem to havea positive effect --
311
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,401
It does seem to be havinga positive effect.
312
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,402
Right, right?
313
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:50,013
So maybe while the play
is going on,
314
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,798
weaning gets put
on hold.
315
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:55,976
On hold, yes,because of the play!
316
00:11:56,019 --> 00:12:00,458
The play is the thing,
a-and then we'll reassess.
317
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,895
Right! Right!
318
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,375
Do we wean?Do we increase the milk?
319
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,814
Do we reassess whether
we even needto reassess?
320
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,946
Ooh,
that is smart,
321
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:14,342
and certainly nothing getsdecided before the play is done.
322
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:15,343
Heaven forbid.
323
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,040
I must fly now,
Mother.
324
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,825
Toodeloo!
325
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,131
[ Door opens, closes ]
326
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:24,482
Looks like trust has been
restored between you and Steve.
327
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,875
Yeah.
328
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,704
Well, I've got something
that might set it back a bit.
329
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:41,804
You dosed his Dso he'd run back to your milk,
330
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,893
and I've got
the proof!
331
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,982
[ Grunts ]
332
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:49,072
Ha!You think that was my only copy?
333
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,857
Yes.
You're right.
334
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,989
♪ So won't you please
335
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,209
♪ Be my, be my baby
336
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,037
♪ Be my little baby
337
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,082
♪ My one and only baby
338
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,867
♪ Say you'll be my darling
339
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,869
♪ Be my, be my baby
340
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,045
♪ Be my baby now
341
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:08,396
♪ My one and only baby ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh
342
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:12,095
♪ I'll make you happy, baby
343
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,011
♪ Just wait and see
344
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:19,407
♪ For every kiss you give me
345
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,974
♪ I'll give you three
346
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,673
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh
347
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,675
♪ Be my, be my baby
348
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:27,894
[ Crickets chirping ]
349
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:31,636
[ Chatter ]
350
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,986
Hot house tonight!
351
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,857
I think I see some scouts
out there.
352
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,206
Three guys in the middle
look like
353
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,252
they're definitely
from New York.
354
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,129
Psst.
Hey, lady!
355
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,436
Hey, Francine,
I think that boy
356
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,046
is tryingto get your attention.
357
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,570
I'll go see
what he wants.
358
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:53,876
I-I-I can't do this!
359
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,443
Why did I ever thinkI could do this?
360
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,706
I need some milk!I gave you milk.
361
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,142
It's all gone!
362
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,057
My -- My -- My stomachis in knots!
363
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:03,103
That's just nerves.
364
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:06,541
Or maybe
I need to burp you.
365
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,021
I'm not a baby!
366
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,022
I don't need burps!
367
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,154
I need breast milk!I didn't bring any!
368
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,113
Quit holding out on me.
369
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,985
You always
have it on you.
370
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,556
The anticipation
is peaking.
371
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:22,687
Start the play.
372
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,472
But, maestro,it's five minutes until curtain!
373
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,126
I said
start the play!
374
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,475
Curtain!
Curtain! Curtain!
375
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,955
Mmm.
376
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,348
[ Audience gasps ]
377
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,265
Mmm. Mmm.
378
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,789
Mmm.
379
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,574
Huh?
380
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,923
There's my movie!
381
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,490
Principal Lewis:
Yeah!
382
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,144
I just hope that student
with her boob out
383
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:47,147
is at least a junior
or a senior.
384
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,109
Roger: So you're going to live
down in the basement. Why?
385
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,937
Well, the town turned on us
386
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:58,114
because of their puritanical views of breastfeeding.
387
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,508
Yeah. My tried
to drop me off at school,
388
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,118
and everyone
threw rocks at us.
389
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,991
And at the grocery store. More rocks.
390
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,340
It just seems like
391
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,342
everybody is throwing rocks at us these days.
392
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,735
Don't look
right at the camera! Roger!
393
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,737
If you want this film to change people's minds about you,
394
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,087
we've got
to make it right.
395
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,305
It's got to look slick!
396
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,828
I don't care
how it looks
397
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,353
as long as it shows everyone the truth --
398
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:23,531
that long-term breastfeeding is perfectly natural.
399
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,533
Then we won't
be pariahs,
400
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,361
and maybe we'll even be allowed
401
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,971
back up
in the main house.
402
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,146
[ Bolt cutters clang ]
403
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:33,976
That's the last one, Mr. S.
404
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,978
Oh, that's nice.
405
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,937
Oh, that's better.
406
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,767
[ Sighs]
What was I saying?
407
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,031
Oh, yeah --
No freaks in the main house!
408
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,423
Those freaks
make me sick!
409
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,382
Do you hear me down there,
you weirdos?
410
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:53,126
Freaks! Freaks!
[ Chattering]
411
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,563
I guess Dad
hasn't changed his mind
412
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,565
about banishing us
to the basement.
413
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,046
I really hope
this documentary works, Mom.
414
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,177
Don't worry, Steve.
415
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:04,224
If there's one thingyour dad responds to,
416
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,008
it's documentary films.
417
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,228
♪♪
418
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,666
Little Stevie,
time for bed!
419
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,494
Nuh-uh!
420
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:17,193
[ Grunts ]
Cooperate, young man!
421
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,805
[ Grunts ]
[ Screaming ]
422
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,807
Do we know when
Roger's movie is coming out?
423
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,244
Do we have a timeline
on that?
424
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:27,595
If you go straight tonight-nights with no fussing,
425
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,902
I'll sneak up past your dadand check in with Roger.
426
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:34,080
Okay, but can you please turn onthe white-noise machine
427
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,211
before you leave?
428
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,996
It helps me
go to sleep.
429
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,347
[ Lawnmower engine rumbling ]
430
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,619
Roger, when's your documentary
going to be done?
431
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,273
Ah, I see
what's happening here --
432
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,839
You don't know
I switched projects
433
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:55,840
about a month ago.
434
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,234
You did?
Why didn't you tell me?
435
00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,670
Have you been down
to the basement lately?
436
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,064
It's a real weird scene
down there.
437
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,284
Hey, does Stan know
you're in the main house?
438
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,459
Are you kidding me?!
439
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,330
Gordon, will you run down
to the bodega
440
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,071
and grab me
some kind of yummy chip?
441
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,638
Actually, no,
just bring me a pasta.
442
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,902
Bring me a pastafrom wherever you think is good.
443
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:18,515
I trusted you
to tell our story!
444
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,691
It was just too strange,Francine,
445
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:23,303
so I pivoted to Long-neckand Chimp-face.
446
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,478
They're more relatable.What?!
447
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,133
They have an amazingand unlikely friendship.
448
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,265
Stan and Jeff?!
449
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,875
Oh, yeah.I hadn't thought of it that way.
450
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:34,096
You have to show people
how normal we are!
451
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,404
How about I show you
how normal you are.
452
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:41,321
Do you like my outfit?
453
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,236
It's Tapout from head to toe,
454
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,587
except for the middle part,
which is pure Stevie skin.
455
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,721
Francine:
Stevie! Lunchtime!
456
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:57,380
♪ Old McDonald
had a farm♪
457
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,295
♪ Ee-i-ee-i --♪
Ow!
458
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,297
All of his teeth
are in.
459
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,170
♪ And on that farm,
he had a --♪
460
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,301
♪ Mom♪
461
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,695
♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o♪
462
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:11,351
♪ With a milk-milk here
and a milk-milk there♪
463
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:15,006
♪ Here a milk, there a milk,
everywhere a milk-milk♪
464
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,138
Oh, my God.
465
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,705
We arefreaks.
466
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,794
Maybe the rocks
were right.
467
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,275
But, Mom,
I-I need the milk!
468
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,841
I-I'm uncoordinated!
469
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,191
I'm allergic to bees!
470
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,149
I've got these tiny,
little eyes,
471
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,195
and when
I went off the milk,
472
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,153
I fell asleep
in school!
473
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,937
Yes,
about that --
474
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:37,203
that morning,I put sizzurp in your SunnyD.
475
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,030
That's why
I was so tired?
476
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,380
I guess.
477
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:43,165
And now we can go backto our normal lives,
478
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:47,256
knowing that neither of uswas to blame for anything.
479
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,301
Okay.
480
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,390
Mother knows best.
481
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:54,394
♪♪
482
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,831
Oh, no.
483
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,746
I like milk!
484
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:02,358
It's my thing, and I'll never,
ever stop drinking it!
485
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,406
I told you guys,
486
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,408
keep your freak show
out of the main house!
487
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,193
Steve:
Mama, I'm hungry!
488
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,413
Well,
I ruined Steve.
489
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,979
Francine, no.
490
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,373
What Steve needs isan experience so negative
491
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,767
that he'll never want
to suckle again.
492
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,335
What do you mean?Taint the milk.
493
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,337
[ Gasps ]
He's allergic to bees!
494
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,600
You're going to put beesin the milk?
495
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,384
Don't be an idiot,
Klaus.
496
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,257
Why work hard
when you can work easy?
497
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,434
[ Bees buzzing ]
498
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,131
Mmm. Mmm.
499
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:40,440
The answer was so obvious. Mmm.
500
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,616
It's what any mother would do!
501
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,096
Yeah, girl!
Solve your problems!
502
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,316
Eat those bees!
503
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,363
[ Siren wails ]
504
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,495
[ Monitors beeping ]
505
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:53,801
Milk.
506
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,063
I need milk.
507
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,499
You're awake!
508
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,674
Doctor, he's awake!
509
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,676
I'll be
the judge of that.
510
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,462
Ow!
I judge
that he is awake.
511
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,507
I need milk.
I'll die without it.
512
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,335
No,
you won't, son.
513
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,641
You've been in a coma,
514
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,817
and you haven't hada drop of milk in almost a year.
515
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,819
A lot has happened
in that time --
516
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:14,604
I got remarried,
lost my ring again,
517
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,519
I rode a bike
across Idaho,
518
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:17,738
and I reconnected
519
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,435
with my high-school
social-studies teacher,
520
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,437
but enough about me.
521
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,483
Mom,
what happened?
522
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:27,530
Let's not worry aboutwho ate bees to poison who.
523
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,837
The important thing
is now I realize
524
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,535
it's not the milk
that connects us,
525
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:36,931
it's our shared tendencyto go a little cuckoo.
526
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,239
[ Scoffs ] There you are!You're missing the end!
527
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:45,287
Roger: So it seems the old adage
has been proven wrong --
528
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,334
a long-neck and a chimp-face
can be friends,
529
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,466
and if there's hope for them,
530
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,903
who's to say there's not hope for all of us?
531
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,558
Now, keep your eye out
for my next documentary,
532
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,081
where I dispel the old adage
533
00:20:57,125 --> 00:21:00,433
that a horse-face
and a short-neck can't 69.
534
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,130
[ Triumphant music plays ]
535
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,132
Bye-bye! See you soon!
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