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Come on, Klaus. 13 00:00:20,933 --> 00:00:23,632 Actually, I was thinking, it's a new year. 14 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,634 Maybe it's time for a new me. 15 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:29,203 A me who picks out his own clothes. 16 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:31,248 [ Inhales sharply ] Wow. 17 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:34,121 You must be freaking out. 18 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,296 Why? 19 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:37,646 Sure, Steve's growing up, but he's my son. 20 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:40,083 We'll always have a special connection. 21 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,345 Bullshit! 22 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:42,694 You're freaking! 23 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:44,479 Mama's little boy is becoming a guy, 24 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:46,524 and you can't handle it. 25 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:49,179 It's just the natural order of things, Klaus. 26 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:50,659 Boys become guys. 27 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:54,750 Guys become big guys, and big guys can get it. 28 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,273 [ Tink! ] 29 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,667 You're being really coolright now. 30 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:00,321 The secret to shoppingat outlets 31 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:03,280 is that only the newbiespick off the outer crust. 32 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:05,152 You've got to dig for the gems. 33 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:07,110 Put in some elbow grease. 34 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,372 Polo sport? 35 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:09,504 Uh, yes please. 36 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:13,073 So big. So yellow. It's a keeper! 37 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:16,511 Mm? Yes! 38 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:18,295 Mm? Must have! 39 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:19,949 Mm? Great piece! 40 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,255 Mm? So you! 41 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,474 My God,these deals are amazing. 42 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:26,216 Tell me about it. I just got this phone for free! 43 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,174 Nuh-uh. Where? 44 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:29,132 That man's pocket. 45 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,178 Steve: I found my new look. 46 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:33,484 I hope you like it as much as I do! 47 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,225 ♪ Wah-ah-ah 48 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:37,140 ♪ Get up, come on, get down with the sickness ♪ 49 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:40,230 ♪ Get up, come on, get down with the sickness ♪ 50 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,318 Oh, man. 51 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:44,365 And I thought I liked the train! 52 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:45,540 Mom? 53 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:49,370 Uh... I love it? 54 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,936 You...look like 55 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:54,244 you probably have a kid from a previous marriage! 56 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:58,205 ♪♪ 57 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:00,859 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. 58 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:04,559 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 59 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:07,562 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 60 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:12,001 ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ 61 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:17,180 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say 62 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,617 ♪ Good -- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. 63 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,489 Aah! 64 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:25,449 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. 65 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:27,669 ♪♪ 66 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:29,845 Are you sureabout this, Steve? 67 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:32,282 As a group, we've always adhered 68 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,979 to a low-profile philosophy. 69 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,981 That's why we never make an impression! 70 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:38,984 Every semester, people think we're transfer students. 71 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:41,248 I'm looking to turn eyeballs, fellas. 72 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:43,815 I'm talking 180 degrees -- 73 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:46,862 Fahrenheit because I'm red-hot! 74 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:48,429 You guys coming? 75 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:50,735 This is your time to shine. 76 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,347 [ Indistinct conversations ] 77 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,131 [ Conversations stop ] 78 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,266 Smith! 79 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:00,571 What are you wearing? 80 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:03,444 Because it looks so incredible on you! 81 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:06,621 Three cheers for his wonderful clothes![ Cheers and applause ] 82 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:09,406 Steve, I thought you were a total slonch, 83 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:11,278 but you're hella drich. 84 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:12,409 Okay, girls, clear out. 85 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:13,802 You don't have to go to class, 86 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:15,673 but you can't block my bulletin board. 87 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:17,849 What's that for, Principal Lewis? 88 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,634 Audition sheet for the school play. 89 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,636 It doesn't really concern low-profile kids like -- 90 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:24,247 You are the star of my play! 91 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,640 Tapout? You're the one! 92 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,468 You're my Oedipus Rex! 93 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:30,340 Auditions are canceled! 94 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,647 Geez. What a reception. 95 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:35,389 Smith, you're going to bethe man this year. 96 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:38,043 Don't make friendswith the transfer students. 97 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:41,308 [ Crickets chirping ] 98 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:42,483 Check. 99 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,049 Check. 100 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,486 Check. 101 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:46,400 All secure. 102 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:47,923 [ Toilet flushes ] 103 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:49,316 [ Gasps ] Klaus! 104 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:51,056 Stop sneaking around! 105 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,537 But I'm the silent hero of this house. 106 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,409 No one asked you to do this. 107 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,541 Sometimes, a hero has to do the things 108 00:03:57,585 --> 00:04:00,283 nobody asked him to do. 109 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:05,114 ♪♪ 110 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,508 Oh, a light. 111 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:08,857 Wow, it's gone. 112 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:11,555 I'm seeing things. Must be tired. 113 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,340 [ Gasps ] It's back! 114 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,950 I should call for backup. 115 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,343 But they won't come. 116 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,127 They don't exist. 117 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,694 I'll have to go alone. 118 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:23,306 [ Door creaks ] 119 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:26,483 Oh, Francine, you milky marvel. 120 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:29,399 You're a one-woman dairy farm. 121 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:33,708 Francine,what are you doing?! 122 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,710 Sewing. No, you're not! 123 00:04:35,753 --> 00:04:37,929 You have things on your boobs! 124 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,191 A sewing machine. 125 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:41,542 No. 126 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,587 Okay, it's a breast pump. 127 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,720 I pump a little breast milk now and then 128 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,461 and sneak it into Steve's food. 129 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,114 A little?! 130 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:51,769 You've got the pump turnedall the way up to "thirsty boy"! 131 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,902 Steve needs it for his health, 132 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:56,600 and it's not like I'm doing it in the park. 133 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:58,776 No, you're doing it in a secret bunker. 134 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:02,693 A shame dungeonbecause you know it's wrong! 135 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:05,130 It's completely natural. 136 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:08,482 It's just that society doesn't understand. 137 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:09,700 Anyway, now that you know 138 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:12,616 my shameful, very natural secret, 139 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,488 will you please not tell Steve? 140 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,620 He has a lot on his plate right now. 141 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,143 A lot of breast milk. 142 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:19,580 No, really, Klaus. 143 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:20,755 I need you to promise. 144 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:23,366 He does have a loton his plate right now, 145 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:27,414 with his whole style changeand the school play. 146 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:28,545 Okay. 147 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:31,026 Your secret is safe with me. 148 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:34,421 See?! You have been drinking it, bro! 149 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:36,379 So gross! 150 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,946 Mom, why?! 151 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,427 With everythingon my plate right now! 152 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:41,819 Aah! 153 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:46,607 ♪♪ 154 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,783 Is this turtleneck too high up? 155 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,611 Is it -- Is it too much material? 156 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:51,786 Maybe your neck is not long enough. 157 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,570 Maybe you just can't rock a turtleneck. 158 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:55,267 Take that back! 159 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:56,660 I won't. It's true. 160 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,271 I have yet to meet the garmentthat I cannot rock! 161 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:02,449 Now that I think about it,your short neck's kind of gross. 162 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:03,754 You look nothing like a swan. 163 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,974 Look at me -- total swan. 164 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:09,194 Duck lips, swan neck, peacock attitude -- 165 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:10,631 the full bird, Stan. 166 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,197 Oh, this phone takes video? 167 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,198 All phones take video. 168 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,244 Whatever, Stump-neck. So does mine. 169 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:16,550 Check it out! 170 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,552 I'm a director now! 171 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:21,598 Hazel Bazels, a documentary director. 172 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:22,860 Meet the crew. 173 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,514 Been on every one of my films. 174 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:26,211 When you've been to the places we've been together, 175 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:28,039 talk about a band of brothers! 176 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:30,259 I take it you don't needthe phone anymore? 177 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:31,608 Hey,where'd everybody go? 178 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,871 Those scumbags tried to unionize. 179 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,700 Turns out Allen was the little ringleader. 180 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:38,049 I've got nothing against unions. 181 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:41,052 My daddy was a union man -- Pipe Fitters Local 97. 182 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:44,665 But unions just don't make sensefor certain industries. 183 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:45,927 For instance, pipe fitting. 184 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,668 I mean, what the hell kind of job is that, anyway? 185 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:49,800 Just go to Home Depot and match them up! 186 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:52,803 Does this one fit? No. Does this one fit? Yes! Done! 187 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,936 Anyway, I'm a director now! 188 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:58,722 Good morning, Steve. 189 00:06:58,766 --> 00:06:59,941 How's my little guy? 190 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:01,638 Not still mad at his mommy 191 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,858 for the wholebreast-milk situmation! 192 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:06,513 Your first day of rehearsal today. 193 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:07,731 I want you to be ready. 194 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,646 I made pancakes. 195 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,693 I will never accept food or drink from you again! 196 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:15,086 Is this aboutthe breast-milk situmation? 197 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:17,654 Yes! How could you do this to me? 198 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:21,876 I didn't do it toyou. I did it foryou! 199 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:24,487 I was going to stopwhen everyone else did, 200 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:25,967 but I forgot to Google it! 201 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:29,623 Well, maybe you could have Googled it before I turned 14! 202 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,842 It was never a good time. 203 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,888 First, your eyes went bad. 204 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:37,282 Next, we found outyou were allergic to bees! 205 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:40,634 Third grade took youalmost a year to complete! 206 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,897 I mean, who knows what would happen 207 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,899 if I tookmy breast milk away. 208 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:47,989 Thank God for this prepackaged,not legally orange juice! 209 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:51,296 Honey, at least let me cook you some eggs! 210 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:54,822 How do I know you didn't lay them yourself, Mother? 211 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:58,565 ♪♪ 212 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,871 Hey, I'm Steve, your costar. 213 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,133 I'll be playing Oedipus. 214 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,526 Welcome tohigh-school theater. 215 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,788 Here's what you need to know -- 216 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,094 We leave it all on the stage, 217 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,748 and after every show,we go to Denny's 218 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,097 and pour a bunch of sugaron the table. 219 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:11,578 Cool. I look forward to working with you. 220 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:12,709 [ Yawns ] 221 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,363 Wake up, Smith! 222 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,713 Welcome to the first rehearsalfor my musical re-imagining 223 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:19,586 of the Greek tragedy"Oedipus Rex." 224 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,805 Right now it's called"Oedipus Rox" 225 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:23,720 because the school boardwouldn't let me call it 226 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,330 "Mother[bleep]!" 227 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:27,942 So when choosing this year's play, 228 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:31,162 I asked myself,"What would I like to see?" 229 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,947 The obvious answer is a kid 230 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,558 kissing another kidwho's playing his mom, 231 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:39,780 so it's kind of likethree layers of nasty. 232 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:42,609 Smith, are you asleep?! Sorry. 233 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,611 I-I don't know what's wrong. 234 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,134 I-I'm just exhausted. 235 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,832 I only had orange juice for breakfast. 236 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:51,139 I'm kind of trying a new diet. 237 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,140 Interesting. 238 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,576 I'm ona new diet myself -- 239 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,709 I drink nothing but Icees until 11:00 p.m., 240 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:58,407 and then I have a gallonand a half of jambalaya. 241 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,756 I've never felt better! 242 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,977 Also, I need this playto be an absolute success, 243 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,719 so if it isn't, you're dead. 244 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:09,461 I need breast milk! 245 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,289 Ring-a-ding-ding. 246 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,857 [ Glass shatters ] 247 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,859 Dispatch,I'm on the scene now. 248 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,861 Whoa! 249 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:20,255 [ Crash ] 250 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,173 ♪♪ 251 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,001 [ Sighs ] 252 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:29,830 Stopping the milk cold turkey was a bad idea. 253 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:32,615 I just need a little bit, just to get my head right. 254 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:33,747 Of course. 255 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,879 You have too much at stakeright now with the play. 256 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,228 I still want to stop, 257 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,187 but instead of quitting all at once, 258 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,755 I think we should wean me off gradually. 259 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,191 That's so smart. 260 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,715 You're not a quitter.You're a weaner. 261 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:46,760 That's right! 262 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,676 I am a lean, mean, weaning machine! 263 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,764 Wean me, mama! 264 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,896 [ Both laugh ] 265 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:57,509 Oh, it's so nice to goback to normal with you. 266 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,686 What's my documentary about? 267 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:00,643 Myself? 268 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,863 Am I the most interesting thing? 269 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:05,735 Roger, Linda Memari's pet chimpanzee 270 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,650 ripped Jeff's face off. 271 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,434 The doctors were able to do a transplant, 272 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,828 but there was only one face available. 273 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,656 Please be gentle. 274 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,919 Come on in, honey. 275 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,878 Is it noticeable, babe? 276 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,096 For the love of God, 277 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:22,796 could one film-worthy thinghappen around here? 278 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,537 [ Bell rings ] 279 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,453 [ Grunts ] All right, Smith. 280 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:31,587 You better bring the goods --or else. 281 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:39,464 ♪ Oedipus' momhas got it going on ♪ 282 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,728 ♪ She's all I want and -- ♪ 283 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,251 Wait, did I say, "Mom"? 284 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,556 I meant... 285 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,734 ♪ Oedipus' wife,she's the love of my life ♪ 286 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,083 ♪ There is nothing wrong 287 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:53,087 ♪ My wife is probably not my mom ♪ 288 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,784 Yeah! 289 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,046 Nailed it, Smith! 290 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,135 When I wrote those words, I wasn't sure about it, 291 00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:01,399 but the tune you made up really brought it home. 292 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,924 ♪♪ 293 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,055 Mm-hmm. 294 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,710 Roger is not the only swan around here. 295 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,539 Turtleneck, get ready to be rocked. 296 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:11,845 Excuse me, Stan. 297 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,194 Cody and I are location scouting. 298 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,892 I think maybe the right place could spark an idea. 299 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,112 What if I made a documentary 300 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,984 about living in a bathroom for a month? 301 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,899 Call it "Bathroom Man." 302 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,422 Okay. There's something there. 303 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,120 Yeah! Yeah! 304 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,556 I mean -- I mean, maybe. I -- 305 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,950 Cody is quiet, so I know he hates it. 306 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,342 Well, let's go buy some balloons. 307 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:34,171 Those things really cheer me up. 308 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:37,000 Sounds likethings went really well today. 309 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,916 I'll say, which got me thinking. 310 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,572 Since the milk does seem to havea positive effect -- 311 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,401 It does seem to be havinga positive effect. 312 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,402 Right, right? 313 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:50,013 So maybe while the play is going on, 314 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,798 weaning gets put on hold. 315 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:55,976 On hold, yes,because of the play! 316 00:11:56,019 --> 00:12:00,458 The play is the thing, a-and then we'll reassess. 317 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,895 Right! Right! 318 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,375 Do we wean?Do we increase the milk? 319 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,814 Do we reassess whether we even needto reassess? 320 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,946 Ooh, that is smart, 321 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:14,342 and certainly nothing getsdecided before the play is done. 322 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:15,343 Heaven forbid. 323 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,040 I must fly now, Mother. 324 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,825 Toodeloo! 325 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,131 [ Door opens, closes ] 326 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:24,482 Looks like trust has been restored between you and Steve. 327 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,875 Yeah. 328 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,704 Well, I've got something that might set it back a bit. 329 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:41,804 You dosed his Dso he'd run back to your milk, 330 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,893 and I've got the proof! 331 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,982 [ Grunts ] 332 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:49,072 Ha!You think that was my only copy? 333 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,857 Yes. You're right. 334 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,989 ♪ So won't you please 335 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,209 ♪ Be my, be my baby 336 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,037 ♪ Be my little baby 337 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,082 ♪ My one and only baby 338 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,867 ♪ Say you'll be my darling 339 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,869 ♪ Be my, be my baby 340 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,045 ♪ Be my baby now 341 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:08,396 ♪ My one and only baby ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh 342 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:12,095 ♪ I'll make you happy, baby 343 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,011 ♪ Just wait and see 344 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:19,407 ♪ For every kiss you give me 345 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,974 ♪ I'll give you three 346 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,673 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh 347 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,675 ♪ Be my, be my baby 348 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:27,894 [ Crickets chirping ] 349 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:31,636 [ Chatter ] 350 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,986 Hot house tonight! 351 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,857 I think I see some scouts out there. 352 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,206 Three guys in the middle look like 353 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,252 they're definitely from New York. 354 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,129 Psst. Hey, lady! 355 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,436 Hey, Francine, I think that boy 356 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,046 is tryingto get your attention. 357 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,570 I'll go see what he wants. 358 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:53,876 I-I-I can't do this! 359 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,443 Why did I ever thinkI could do this? 360 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,706 I need some milk!I gave you milk. 361 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,142 It's all gone! 362 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,057 My -- My -- My stomachis in knots! 363 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:03,103 That's just nerves. 364 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:06,541 Or maybe I need to burp you. 365 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,021 I'm not a baby! 366 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,022 I don't need burps! 367 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,154 I need breast milk!I didn't bring any! 368 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,113 Quit holding out on me. 369 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,985 You always have it on you. 370 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,556 The anticipation is peaking. 371 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:22,687 Start the play. 372 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,472 But, maestro,it's five minutes until curtain! 373 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,126 I said start the play! 374 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,475 Curtain! Curtain! Curtain! 375 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,955 Mmm. 376 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,348 [ Audience gasps ] 377 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,265 Mmm. Mmm. 378 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,789 Mmm. 379 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,574 Huh? 380 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,923 There's my movie! 381 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,490 Principal Lewis: Yeah! 382 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,144 I just hope that student with her boob out 383 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:47,147 is at least a junior or a senior. 384 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,109 Roger: So you're going to live down in the basement. Why? 385 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,937 Well, the town turned on us 386 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:58,114 because of their puritanical views of breastfeeding. 387 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,508 Yeah. My tried to drop me off at school, 388 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,118 and everyone threw rocks at us. 389 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,991 And at the grocery store. More rocks. 390 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,340 It just seems like 391 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,342 everybody is throwing rocks at us these days. 392 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,735 Don't look right at the camera! Roger! 393 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,737 If you want this film to change people's minds about you, 394 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,087 we've got to make it right. 395 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,305 It's got to look slick! 396 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,828 I don't care how it looks 397 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,353 as long as it shows everyone the truth -- 398 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:23,531 that long-term breastfeeding is perfectly natural. 399 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,533 Then we won't be pariahs, 400 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,361 and maybe we'll even be allowed 401 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,971 back up in the main house. 402 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,146 [ Bolt cutters clang ] 403 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:33,976 That's the last one, Mr. S. 404 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,978 Oh, that's nice. 405 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,937 Oh, that's better. 406 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,767 [ Sighs] What was I saying? 407 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,031 Oh, yeah -- No freaks in the main house! 408 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,423 Those freaks make me sick! 409 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,382 Do you hear me down there, you weirdos? 410 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:53,126 Freaks! Freaks! [ Chattering] 411 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,563 I guess Dad hasn't changed his mind 412 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,565 about banishing us to the basement. 413 00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,046 I really hope this documentary works, Mom. 414 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,177 Don't worry, Steve. 415 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:04,224 If there's one thingyour dad responds to, 416 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,008 it's documentary films. 417 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,228 ♪♪ 418 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,666 Little Stevie, time for bed! 419 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,494 Nuh-uh! 420 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:17,193 [ Grunts ] Cooperate, young man! 421 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,805 [ Grunts ] [ Screaming ] 422 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,807 Do we know when Roger's movie is coming out? 423 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,244 Do we have a timeline on that? 424 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:27,595 If you go straight tonight-nights with no fussing, 425 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,902 I'll sneak up past your dadand check in with Roger. 426 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:34,080 Okay, but can you please turn onthe white-noise machine 427 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,211 before you leave? 428 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,996 It helps me go to sleep. 429 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,347 [ Lawnmower engine rumbling ] 430 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,619 Roger, when's your documentary going to be done? 431 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,273 Ah, I see what's happening here -- 432 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,839 You don't know I switched projects 433 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:55,840 about a month ago. 434 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,234 You did? Why didn't you tell me? 435 00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,670 Have you been down to the basement lately? 436 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,064 It's a real weird scene down there. 437 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,284 Hey, does Stan know you're in the main house? 438 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,459 Are you kidding me?! 439 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,330 Gordon, will you run down to the bodega 440 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,071 and grab me some kind of yummy chip? 441 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,638 Actually, no, just bring me a pasta. 442 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,902 Bring me a pastafrom wherever you think is good. 443 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:18,515 I trusted you to tell our story! 444 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,691 It was just too strange,Francine, 445 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:23,303 so I pivoted to Long-neckand Chimp-face. 446 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,478 They're more relatable.What?! 447 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,133 They have an amazingand unlikely friendship. 448 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,265 Stan and Jeff?! 449 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,875 Oh, yeah.I hadn't thought of it that way. 450 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:34,096 You have to show people how normal we are! 451 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,404 How about I show you how normal you are. 452 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:41,321 Do you like my outfit? 453 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,236 It's Tapout from head to toe, 454 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,587 except for the middle part, which is pure Stevie skin. 455 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,721 Francine: Stevie! Lunchtime! 456 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:57,380 ♪ Old McDonald had a farm♪ 457 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,295 ♪ Ee-i-ee-i --♪ Ow! 458 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,297 All of his teeth are in. 459 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,170 ♪ And on that farm, he had a --♪ 460 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,301 ♪ Mom♪ 461 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,695 ♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o♪ 462 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:11,351 ♪ With a milk-milk here and a milk-milk there♪ 463 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:15,006 ♪ Here a milk, there a milk, everywhere a milk-milk♪ 464 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,138 Oh, my God. 465 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,705 We arefreaks. 466 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,794 Maybe the rocks were right. 467 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,275 But, Mom, I-I need the milk! 468 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,841 I-I'm uncoordinated! 469 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,191 I'm allergic to bees! 470 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,149 I've got these tiny, little eyes, 471 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,195 and when I went off the milk, 472 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,153 I fell asleep in school! 473 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,937 Yes, about that -- 474 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:37,203 that morning,I put sizzurp in your SunnyD. 475 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,030 That's why I was so tired? 476 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,380 I guess. 477 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:43,165 And now we can go backto our normal lives, 478 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:47,256 knowing that neither of uswas to blame for anything. 479 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,301 Okay. 480 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,390 Mother knows best. 481 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:54,394 ♪♪ 482 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,831 Oh, no. 483 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,746 I like milk! 484 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:02,358 It's my thing, and I'll never, ever stop drinking it! 485 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,406 I told you guys, 486 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,408 keep your freak show out of the main house! 487 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,193 Steve: Mama, I'm hungry! 488 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,413 Well, I ruined Steve. 489 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,979 Francine, no. 490 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,373 What Steve needs isan experience so negative 491 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,767 that he'll never want to suckle again. 492 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,335 What do you mean?Taint the milk. 493 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,337 [ Gasps ] He's allergic to bees! 494 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,600 You're going to put beesin the milk? 495 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,384 Don't be an idiot, Klaus. 496 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,257 Why work hard when you can work easy? 497 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,434 [ Bees buzzing ] 498 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,131 Mmm. Mmm. 499 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:40,440 The answer was so obvious. Mmm. 500 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,616 It's what any mother would do! 501 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,096 Yeah, girl! Solve your problems! 502 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,316 Eat those bees! 503 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,363 [ Siren wails ] 504 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,495 [ Monitors beeping ] 505 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:53,801 Milk. 506 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,063 I need milk. 507 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,499 You're awake! 508 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,674 Doctor, he's awake! 509 00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,676 I'll be the judge of that. 510 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,462 Ow! I judge that he is awake. 511 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,507 I need milk. I'll die without it. 512 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,335 No, you won't, son. 513 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,641 You've been in a coma, 514 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,817 and you haven't hada drop of milk in almost a year. 515 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,819 A lot has happened in that time -- 516 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:14,604 I got remarried, lost my ring again, 517 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,519 I rode a bike across Idaho, 518 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:17,738 and I reconnected 519 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,435 with my high-school social-studies teacher, 520 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,437 but enough about me. 521 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,483 Mom, what happened? 522 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:27,530 Let's not worry aboutwho ate bees to poison who. 523 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,837 The important thing is now I realize 524 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,535 it's not the milk that connects us, 525 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:36,931 it's our shared tendencyto go a little cuckoo. 526 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,239 [ Scoffs ] There you are!You're missing the end! 527 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:45,287 Roger: So it seems the old adage has been proven wrong -- 528 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,334 a long-neck and a chimp-face can be friends, 529 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,466 and if there's hope for them, 530 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,903 who's to say there's not hope for all of us? 531 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,558 Now, keep your eye out for my next documentary, 532 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,081 where I dispel the old adage 533 00:20:57,125 --> 00:21:00,433 that a horse-face and a short-neck can't 69. 534 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,130 [ Triumphant music plays ] 535 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,132 Bye-bye! 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