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[BIRDS SINGING]
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[ALARM CLOCK BUZZING]
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[MIDNIGHT STAR'S "GIRLS GOT SOMETHING
BOYS AIN'T GOT" PLAYING]
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♪ It was just another Saturday night
I was jamming with the guys ♪
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♪ Hanging out on the corner ♪
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♪ Just watching the girls go by ♪
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♪ Suddenly I noticed
They were staring back at me ♪
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♪ And when I took a closer look
I couldn't help but see ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ That boys ain't got ♪
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♪ That boys ain't got ♪
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♪ Drives them crazy ♪
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♪ Gets them hot ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ That boys ain't got ♪
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♪ Just ain't got ♪
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♪ Like a bee that needs its honey ♪
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♪ Like a moth drawn to the flame ♪
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♪ Can't escape the facts of life ♪
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♪ Captured by the day ♪
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♪ That's the way the story's been
Since Adam fell for Eve ♪
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♪ Just one taste is all it takes ♪
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♪ To make the boys believe ♪
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♪ The girls got something ♪
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
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♪ That boys ain't got ♪
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♪ Drives them crazy ♪
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♪ Gets them hot ♪
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♪ Girls got something, whoo ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ That boys ain't got ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪♪
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- Terry?
- Denise, why aren't you in Science?
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They're showing a filmstrip, everyone left.
I have to talk to you.
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- I'm really into this article.
- I know, but I need your advice,
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and you are my best friend,
and I tried to deal with it myself,
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and I'm really stressed out.
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Three guys wanna take me out.
I'm not too thrilled by any of them,
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but think I should go in case
I don't have a real boyfriend by the prom.
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- Okay, who are the guys?
- If I give you names, you cannot laugh.
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I know,
you have the perfect college boyfriend.
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- You think Kevin's perfect?
- He's a god, okay?
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Can we talk about me now? Where was I?
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[SIGHS]
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Bruce Shulman, Edward Zink
and Roger Gibbler.
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- This is serious.
- I know.
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All right, on a scale of lame to cute,
who rates the least low?
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They're all lame.
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Put Roger in a rent-a-tux,
he might move up to semi-lame.
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Okay, forget looks.
Who's got the hottest car?
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A Pinto, Dad's Skylark, and a Schwinn.
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Looks like you're gonna have to skip
the prom.
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[DENISE SIGHS]
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Hey. Hey, everybody. Listen up! Hey.
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A lot of you've been giving me grief
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about this Sun-Tribune journalism
competition.
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Well, I finally got
all of your submissions read.
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Now, during my planning period,
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I picked the best two,
and then from those,
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and from those submitted by your pals
over at Sturgis-Wilder.
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[BOOING AND HISSING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Thank you.
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The Trib will pick one
and award somebody a summer internship.
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Okay?
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I'll post the names of the winners
in the trophy case after I finish my lunch.
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Tuna salad on whole wheat.
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A summer job at the Sun-Tribune,
think about it.
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I'll think about that. You think about me
at the prom with a lizard.
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- I think you're exaggerating.
- Hi, Denise.
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Are you busy Saturday night?
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Sorry.
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[MOUTHS]
That's four.
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Mr. Raymaker.
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Mr. Vino, the Driver's Ed. teacher,
just ran over a dog.
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Should I take a photographer?
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No.
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What's up, Terry?
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- Ah, how's it going, Terry?
- Hi, guys.
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Hi, guys.
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Bye, guys.
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- Am I invisible?
- They were in a hurry.
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You are so hot.
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Buddy, I just ate.
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- Thanks for stopping by, Bud.
BUDDY: Anytime, sis.
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Our parents are gone for two weeks.
Know what that means?
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Their king-size bed is empty.
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Well, what do you think?
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I think if you and I
were the last man and woman on Earth,
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the human race would die out.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You want time to think it over.
I understand.
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I have two words for you. Slumber party.
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We'll invite every girl you know.
Tall, short, loose, easy.
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I'll be the bartender.
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They can use my bedroom,
they can use my body.
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- I wanna help.
- You wanna molest my friends.
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- Forget it.
- Why?
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You'll have a party, and I'll...
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[MOANING]
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- Oh, God.
- Does he do this at the dinner table?
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Don't get me wrong.
It's not like I've never had sex before.
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I've had lots of sex. It's just that now
I'd like to try it with a partner.
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We really have to get back to school.
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Yes, we must get back.
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Wanna make sure
my article's in the trophy case.
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Yes, we really must get going.
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You have to get going? I'm 15 years old.
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In two years,
I reach the peak of my sexual powers.
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The clock is ticking,
I have to get jamming.
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Can't you hear what you're saying?
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- Aren't you a little embarrassed?
- Nope, I'm horny.
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Horny will kick embarrassment's ass
every time.
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Budster, listen to me.
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Don't you want your first time
to be with someone you love?
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I guarantee you, I'll be in love.
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There's Lisa Macadoo,
I hear she'll do anything with anybody.
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She looks pretty cheap to me.
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Me too.
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I am so excited. You know this job
means, like, everything in life to me.
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I know. Just work in the sports section.
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That way we can interview
all the cute jocks.
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You are gonna be so proud of me,
I'm gonna make such a great reporter.
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- I'm not there.
DENISE: Why aren't you there?
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Neal Perlow and Joseph Dreyer?
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And then I had Terry Griffith,
fourth period Civics.
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Did you see what she's wearing?
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The legs do not stop.
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I say we flunk her,
keep her here for another year.
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[LAUGHS]
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You better be careful,
you could lose your job.
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It'd be worth it.
It's not that great a job.
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[LAUGHS]
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- Terry.
- What's wrong with my article?
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Well, there isn't anything wrong with it,
per se.
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It's just not outstanding work.
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Well, I think it is.
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What do you give me straight A's for,
my wardrobe?
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I give you the A's because of
your hard work. And you write well.
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But this contest,
it's a completely different ballgame.
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When I read those articles,
I have to ask,
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"Does this person have a nose
for the news?
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Do they dig out
the most interesting angle?"
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So what you're trying to tell me is that
the nutritional content
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of our school lunches isn't interesting.
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Look, Terry,
I know that you're disappointed.
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But I had to pick kids
who've got a real shot
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at becoming professional journalists.
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I am going to be a reporter.
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That's good. I like that attitude.
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But don't you think it would be nice
to have something to fall back on?
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- Like what?
- Uh...
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Well, you're a pretty girl,
you could be a model.
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Be a model?
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Why, because a pretty girl
can't possibly have a brain?
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- Look, what I meant was--
- I know what you meant.
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This is a great article
and it belongs at the Sun-Tribune.
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And you are so clueless to life,
it is really pathetic.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[♪♪♪]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[SIGHS]
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Terry, it's Mr. Wonderful.
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[DOORBELL CONTINUES RINGING]
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Always when I'm busy.
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- She's in the pool.
- What took you so long?
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- I knew it was you.
- I keep forgetting how young you are.
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What a waste of a sports car.
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Listen, everything's gonna be all right.
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How'd this get in here?
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- Why do you always tie double knots?
- Kevin, please, forget the knot.
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What I need is a little sympathy.
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I had my heart set on that summer job.
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Oh, Terry.
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I know exactly how you feel. Hmm.
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Can I tell you a little story?
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When I was a kid,
I was obsessed with being a fireman.
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I used to set little fires in the backyard,
and I'd practice putting them out.
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Then one day...
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when I was 12,
I learned I could never be a fireman.
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Why, what happened?
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I found out how much money
they make. Pitiful.
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[TERRY SIGHS]
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Don't you understand
that I don't care what reporters make?
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I can't remember a time when there
was anything else I wanted to do.
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And it's discouraging when Raymaker
tells me that I should become a model.
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Hey, why not? You're a knockout.
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Besides, models make
some pretty nice bucks.
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You don't think I can do it either.
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Well, no, that's not exactly
what I said, exactly.
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Yeah, well, it was close enough.
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You know, it's lucky for you
I'm in love with you, I think,
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or I'd probably never
speak to you again.
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I'd like to be alone, please.
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Now? Can't you be alone
when your parents are home?
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Since you haven't listened
to one word I've said
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why don't you try reading my lips.
Goodbye, Kevin.
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Would you rather spend the night
at the frat house?
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♪ I like my playthings ♪
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- All men care about is sex!
- I resent that.
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♪ Fast, hot... ♪
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Big improvement, huh?
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The room needed something.
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Your room is why my life
is totally screwed up.
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You guys think beautiful women
are nothing but decoration, total airheads.
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Hey, not me.
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These women have my deepest respect.
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For showing their boobs?
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And for their minds.
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It just so happens that Kim here
reads Vonnegut in her bubble bath.
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And Luanne has dedicated
her centerfold
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to help clean up toxic waste.
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And the only reason Barbara does
her physics homework buck-naked...
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is because that library's hot.
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Come on, Buddy, admit it,
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you would love to spend your entire life
just using women's bodies.
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Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds.
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I'd like a little time to reminisce.
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Can't you think of anything
more profound than getting laid?
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A blowjob?
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- Hey, I'm sorry.
- This is the perfect end to my day.
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I mean, it's as if women's lib
never existed.
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Today's woman has the freedom to be
just as sick and perverted as us guys.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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I mean, I write an excellent article,
and just because I'm cute,
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no one takes me seriously.
It's not fair.
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And yet, somehow
you find the courage to go on living.
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You got guts.
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Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.
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No, you don't.
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The male body needs sex at all times.
It's a living hell.
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I bet if a guy turned in the same article,
it would be at the Sun-Tribune now.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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Hey, does Miss April look straight?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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What are the odds of this being
a homeless nymphomaniac?
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- [IN DEEP VOICE] ls your sister home?
- Yeah.
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Hey, Terry, you got company.
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Terry?
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00:14:58,605 --> 00:15:01,816
Why am I brain damaged?
I just fooled my own brother.
245
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:05,862
Hey, I wasn't paying attention.
Now I am. Hello, Terry.
246
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,531
I think I can pull this off.
247
00:15:08,615 --> 00:15:12,577
This morning I knew her.
I talked to her, she screamed at me.
248
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:16,665
Everything was great.
Now she's wearing my clothes.
249
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:20,126
- Who do you think you are, Tootsie?
- No.
250
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:24,464
Okay, Yentl,
what do you wanna be, a rabbi?
251
00:15:25,465 --> 00:15:27,592
Just tell me what's wrong.
252
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,260
Really?
253
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:34,724
Okay, well, uh...
254
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,727
Look how you're standing.
255
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,562
I mean, drop your hands.
256
00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:42,273
Okay, now stick your hip in.
257
00:15:42,357 --> 00:15:44,650
All right, now move your feet apart.
258
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:47,778
Okay. Guys take up space.
259
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,365
All right, now you gotta look tougher.
260
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,786
Very crucial,
something every guy does.
261
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,663
Let me see you scratch your balls.
262
00:15:56,746 --> 00:15:57,830
[CLICKS TONGUE]
263
00:15:57,914 --> 00:16:00,499
Hey, come on, try it.
264
00:16:05,672 --> 00:16:07,715
Wait a minute.
265
00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:10,092
Watch the master.
266
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,346
Now, first, there's your basic shift.
267
00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:15,431
[SIGHS]
268
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,600
[GRUNTS]
269
00:16:17,684 --> 00:16:19,477
But that's not always enough.
270
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:23,773
Sometimes you've got to get inside,
dig a little, let some air in,
271
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,067
move things around.
272
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,487
Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch.
273
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,407
All balls itch, it's a fact.
274
00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:35,660
Well, maybe this would help.
275
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,335
Not bad.
276
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,799
Shit, maybe I should try that.
277
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:53,052
Okay, let's see you walk.
278
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,972
Hold it.
279
00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:01,186
Look, you got balls now, use them.
280
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,063
Say, baby, what's happening?
281
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:07,275
I'm a lean, mean sex machine,
and that be the way it is.
282
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,029
Say, baby, what's happening?
I'm a lean, mean sex machine,
283
00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:14,615
- and that be the way it is.
- Heh.
284
00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:17,952
I think you'll pass
as long as you don't move. Heh.
285
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:19,579
I'm gonna do it.
286
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:24,163
I'm going to take that article
to Sturgis-Wilder and submit it as a guy.
287
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:28,254
It makes perfect sense.
Got a problem, you get in drag. Heh.
288
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:31,632
You don't think I can do it, do you?
289
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,928
No way.
290
00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:37,722
But I'd love to see you try.
291
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,808
[CHUCKLING]
292
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,940
[♪♪♪]
293
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,471
Hey, how you doing?
294
00:18:19,472 --> 00:18:21,849
We'll talk more later.
295
00:18:23,351 --> 00:18:25,728
GREG:
There you go. Keep lifting those weights.
296
00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:30,312
Once you're into power-blitzing,
doing super-sets is like jerking off.
297
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,486
The key is to work out
every possible minute.
298
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,530
Like, say you don't have any weights.
299
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,240
You use freshmen.
300
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,702
I'm serious. Excuse me.
301
00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:42,369
This'll just take a minute.
302
00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:45,164
Okay, get a good grip...
303
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,750
Bend your knees and lift.
304
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:51,295
- Unh.
- One, two. One, two.
305
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,922
[BOTH GRUNTING]
306
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:56,926
Hey, no pain, no gain.
This is great for the deltoids.
307
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,303
- Thanks, kid.
- Happy to help.
308
00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:00,471
[TERRY LAUGHING]
309
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,644
TERRY:
Uh... Heh.
310
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,062
[CLEARS THROAT]
311
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,358
Who invited you?
312
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,901
Uh, heh.
313
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:15,486
I'm new here.
314
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,196
Just what we need, another pussy.
315
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,906
[ALL CHUCKLE]
316
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:24,536
Strong as an ox,
and almost as smart.
317
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,039
BOTH:
Ooh.
318
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:31,627
Another good exercise for upper-body
strength, the pussy toss for distance.
319
00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:34,547
Hey, get off me!
Get off me right-- Get off!
320
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,050
Aah.
321
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:40,261
Watch the prickers. Mm, damn.
322
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:48,144
Great bunch of guys.
323
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,438
I see you met Greg Tolan.
324
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,024
He kind of runs the school.
325
00:19:55,568 --> 00:19:57,820
I'm Rick Morehouse.
326
00:19:59,864 --> 00:20:02,491
Try not to get us confused.
327
00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:11,955
Willie, will you give us a synopsis
of Catcher in the Rye?
328
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,631
[MIMICKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]
329
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:23,221
Catcher in the Rye, a novel
written by the earthling Salinger
330
00:20:23,304 --> 00:20:27,558
that every adolescent Homo sapien
in America is forced to read...
331
00:20:27,642 --> 00:20:29,477
You didn't read it, did you?
332
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:34,061
Our mission on your planet
is to study human behavioral patterns.
333
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:39,316
Last night, we simulated a daily
teenage ritual, homework avoidance.
334
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,699
We consumed large quantities
of fermented hops
335
00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:46,243
and were transformed into degenerate
party animal head-bangers.
336
00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:48,203
[STUDENTS LAUGH]
337
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,747
[MIMICS GOAT BLEATING]
338
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:53,209
- Can I go to the restroom, please?
- Three minutes.
339
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,962
I don't care what galaxy
you two are from.
340
00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:59,214
You've been pulling this routine
for three years.
341
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,843
You'll be here another year
if you don't straighten up.
342
00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:05,137
I want that homework now.
343
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,810
The Earth woman seems so tense.
344
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,604
Irritable.
345
00:21:12,687 --> 00:21:14,522
Too much coffee.
346
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,773
Not enough sex.
347
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,611
[BOTH MIMICKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]
348
00:21:21,821 --> 00:21:23,823
[MIMICKING EXPLOSION]
349
00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:29,245
[SHALAMAR'S
"JUST ONE OF THE GUYS" PLAYING]
350
00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:43,968
♪ Yeah ♪
351
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:50,057
♪ On the streets people talk
All the strangers that you meet ♪
352
00:21:50,141 --> 00:21:54,311
♪ Watch you move, how you walk
Little secrets ♪
353
00:21:54,395 --> 00:21:56,522
♪ Take it out face-to-face ♪
354
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,691
♪ Cross the line of fantasy ♪
355
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,819
♪ If you want
You can come along with me ♪
356
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,362
♪ One of the guys ♪
357
00:22:04,572 --> 00:22:07,366
♪ Stick together ♪
358
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:09,034
♪ Reputations ♪
359
00:22:09,118 --> 00:22:12,454
♪ Out on the streets
One of the guys ♪
360
00:22:13,456 --> 00:22:16,083
♪ Hard to measure ♪
361
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:18,878
♪ Where the love is
Just call when you need ♪
362
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,546
Just finished.
363
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,341
I care.
364
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,886
♪ No one knows what's inside ♪
365
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,055
♪ Girl, you're hungry for the dream ♪
366
00:22:29,138 --> 00:22:31,974
♪ If you want
You can come with me ♪
367
00:22:32,058 --> 00:22:33,017
♪ One of the guys ♪
368
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,977
Low-budget pud-sucking dick nose!
369
00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:37,730
♪ Stick together ♪
370
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,398
♪ Reputations ♪
371
00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:43,068
♪ Out on the streets
One of the guys ♪
372
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,743
Way to go, big Ter.
373
00:22:51,744 --> 00:22:55,080
♪ They stick together ♪
374
00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:56,707
♪ Reputations ♪
375
00:22:56,791 --> 00:23:00,419
♪ Out on the streets
One of the guys ♪
376
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:14,475
Table pressing.
Good for strength and definition.
377
00:23:20,189 --> 00:23:22,107
Full extension is very important.
378
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:36,998
No pain, no gain.
379
00:24:02,815 --> 00:24:04,817
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING AND SHOUTING]
380
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:17,993
MAN 1: Got you!
MAN 2: Keep your face out of my locker.
381
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:31,385
TERRY: Uh, Coach Morrison?
MORRISON: One moment, son.
382
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:40,895
Bowling, a great game.
383
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,313
The greatest.
384
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,315
But it's more than a game.
385
00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:47,068
It's the ultimate challenge.
386
00:24:47,151 --> 00:24:48,986
One man,
387
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,154
one ball...
388
00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:53,907
10 pins.
389
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,995
- Ten frames too. Heh.
- Exactly!
390
00:24:57,078 --> 00:25:00,706
Uh, see, coach, I just transferred here
from another school,
391
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:04,794
so I don't have my gym clothes yet,
so I guess I'll just go to study hall.
392
00:25:04,877 --> 00:25:05,711
Hold it.
393
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,674
Everyone dresses for my gym class.
394
00:25:10,758 --> 00:25:12,176
Everyone.
395
00:25:13,177 --> 00:25:14,720
Great.
396
00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:18,432
I have surprise jock inspections
three times a week.
397
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:20,100
A word to the wise:
398
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:22,812
Wear it.
399
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,817
PHIL: Mm.
WILLIE: Hmm.
400
00:25:31,654 --> 00:25:34,490
Hey, yo, Mark, throw me a towel, huh?
401
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:39,074
- Willie, I hate gym. I really hate gym.
- I really hate gym a lot.
402
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,372
I don't like the smell.
403
00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:46,668
[TERRY CLEARS THROAT]
404
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,463
Excuse me.
405
00:25:56,387 --> 00:25:58,263
Oh, it's spreading.
406
00:25:58,347 --> 00:26:00,474
Have you ever seen anything
like this?
407
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:02,977
Never.
408
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,230
MORRISON: Early shower squad!
GREG: Get the new kid!
409
00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,232
[ALL YELLING]
410
00:26:12,361 --> 00:26:15,155
BOY:
Get off me! Get off me!
411
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:26,542
[TOILET FLUSHES]
412
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:28,628
[♪♪♪]
413
00:27:31,732 --> 00:27:34,443
[ALARM RINGING]
414
00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,529
[ALL YELLING]
415
00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:42,909
MORRISON:
Everybody out! Fire!
416
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:47,494
Calm, collected!
Take only essential materials!
417
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:55,673
MAN 1: Hey, get out of my way!
MAN 2: There's a fire drill.
418
00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:02,972
MORRISON:
We have a saboteur in our gym class.
419
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,308
A real scum.
420
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,437
A nimrod!
421
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:14,358
Whoever started that fire...
422
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,862
is a human gutter ball.
423
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,366
A zero!
424
00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,246
Sherbecoe, how many times
have I told you
425
00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:30,499
no creatures in my gym class?
426
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:33,502
If I left him in the locker,
the alligators would eat him.
427
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:38,086
You get rid of it or I'll get rid of it.
428
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,302
Shh.
429
00:28:41,385 --> 00:28:45,885
It's all right. It's okay. He's just
a little upset. Don't worry about it.
430
00:28:48,267 --> 00:28:52,767
Sit. Sit. Stay. Good boy. Good boy.
431
00:28:53,564 --> 00:28:55,148
Okay, I'll be back soon for you.
432
00:28:56,442 --> 00:28:58,652
I'll take Willie if you take Phil.
433
00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:01,739
Okay, come on, guys.
434
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,079
[BOTH SQUEALING]
435
00:29:10,164 --> 00:29:11,206
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
436
00:29:11,290 --> 00:29:13,000
MORRISON:
Okay.
437
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:15,252
Shirts! Skins!
438
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,546
Shirts! Skins!
439
00:29:18,881 --> 00:29:21,383
MAN 1: All right, let's play some ball.
MAN 2: Yeah.
440
00:29:25,471 --> 00:29:27,473
[GRUNTING]
441
00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:30,517
Got a problem, son?
442
00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:35,101
Uh, stomach, shooting pains!
I ate in the cafeteria!
443
00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:39,568
Come on, tough it out!
444
00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:43,697
When life rolls you a 7-10 split,
what do you do?
445
00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:45,991
Go to the nurse?
446
00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:50,037
No! Hell, no! You aim for that seven pin
and let her rip!
447
00:29:51,038 --> 00:29:52,998
[YELLING]
448
00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:59,125
All right. All right.
The rest of you pinheads play ball!
449
00:30:04,885 --> 00:30:09,097
- This is good work.
- I knew it. Thanks, Mr. Mendosa.
450
00:30:09,181 --> 00:30:11,641
But I can't send it
to the Sun-Tribune.
451
00:30:12,643 --> 00:30:15,604
- What'd you say?
- Can't send it.
452
00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:20,188
Your writing skills are fine,
but, man, this stuff is really boring.
453
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:25,739
You gotta grab the reader.
Goose them a little.
454
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:27,616
Right.
455
00:30:28,617 --> 00:30:29,868
Goose them.
456
00:30:29,952 --> 00:30:33,413
Just because you're a guy doesn't mean
you can't write with sensitivity,
457
00:30:33,497 --> 00:30:36,416
with feeling, with heart.
458
00:30:37,668 --> 00:30:40,045
But you do show promise.
459
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:41,505
Look.
460
00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:44,550
I'm not gonna choose the winners
until a week from Monday.
461
00:30:44,633 --> 00:30:47,886
So think of something exciting.
Try again.
462
00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,225
Yeah, well, ahem...
463
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:54,893
thanks.
464
00:30:54,977 --> 00:30:56,979
[♪♪♪]
465
00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:06,196
DENISE:
Terry, I hate when you're depressed.
466
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:10,780
I mean, if you're this upset over your life,
I should be suicidal.
467
00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:14,663
I mean, look what Kevin sent you.
468
00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:18,917
I'd do anything to come home
and find roses.
469
00:31:19,001 --> 00:31:21,336
Can we define the word "anything"?
470
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:26,383
Maybe Raymaker was right
about my article.
471
00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:28,677
But I know I can do better.
472
00:31:29,678 --> 00:31:31,471
I'm just confused.
473
00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:35,267
Of course you're confused.
You're wearing my underwear.
474
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:41,273
Terry, forget it.
Come back to Pearl.
475
00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:45,857
So you got a bad haircut. You got
a great life and a fabulous boyfriend.
476
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,863
I can't give up.
477
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:50,658
And today was a disaster,
and I was a major geek,
478
00:31:50,741 --> 00:31:53,326
but they all thought I was a guy.
479
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,204
I was in the boys' locker room.
480
00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:56,579
- You were?
- Yes.
481
00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:58,082
- And they were?
- Yes.
482
00:31:58,165 --> 00:32:00,750
Can I be your younger brother?
483
00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,586
There's a story here.
484
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:06,382
I don't know what, but I've got
until a week from Monday to find it.
485
00:32:06,465 --> 00:32:10,965
Hey, what about,
"Girl Gets in Locker Room, Turns Stupid"?
486
00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:18,893
I can still win that job.
I'm gonna go to Sturgis-Wilder
487
00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:22,106
and I'm gonna start making friends,
any friends I can find.
488
00:32:22,189 --> 00:32:26,484
What if Kevin finds out
you were in the boys' locker room?
489
00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:30,906
Denise, would Woodward and Bernstein
worry about their girlfriends?
490
00:32:31,907 --> 00:32:33,033
No.
491
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:37,496
Anyway, Kevin will never find out.
492
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,456
Unless I tell him.
493
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:44,040
Which I would never do
as long as Denise cooperates.
494
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,546
Denise?
495
00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:47,756
When pigs fly.
496
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,216
[CHUCKLES]
497
00:32:50,342 --> 00:32:52,635
Never hurts to ask.
498
00:32:58,017 --> 00:33:00,811
DEBORAH:
It's driving me crazy. I looked everywhere.
499
00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:03,898
I can't find the back of my earring.
500
00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:08,481
What am I supposed to do,
walk around all day with one earring?
501
00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:09,737
WOMAN:
It's so punk.
502
00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:12,948
All you gotta do
is break the eraser off a pencil
503
00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:16,201
and use it to hold your earring on.
Should get you through the day.
504
00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:18,662
Oh, thanks.
505
00:33:24,126 --> 00:33:25,877
I have sisters.
506
00:33:25,961 --> 00:33:27,504
[CHUCKLES]
507
00:33:29,089 --> 00:33:31,341
[♪♪♪]
508
00:33:42,436 --> 00:33:43,728
HAROLD:
We're in the cafeteria,
509
00:33:43,812 --> 00:33:45,814
everything eats
and is eaten by something.
510
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:48,817
Don't take it personally.
Remember when I--
511
00:33:49,818 --> 00:33:52,153
Hi, I'm Terry Griffith.
512
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:55,741
Oh, hi, I'm Harold "Reptile" Sherbecoe.
513
00:33:55,824 --> 00:33:58,201
It's time to feed Snowball his lunch.
514
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,747
Oh, Snowball, he's cute.
515
00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:05,124
Oh, that's not Snowball.
No, this is Snowball.
516
00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:07,502
That's lunch.
517
00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:10,881
They don't make snake chow.
518
00:34:11,882 --> 00:34:15,760
- It was very nice meeting you.
- Nice meeting you too.
519
00:34:16,887 --> 00:34:18,972
Want some company?
520
00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:21,099
Want some company?
521
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:25,687
- Want some company?
- Uh, yeah, sure.
522
00:34:29,149 --> 00:34:31,234
I'm Terry Griffith.
523
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:35,030
I'm sorry, I forgot your name.
524
00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,699
- Rick Morehouse.
- Oh, yeah, that's it. Heh.
525
00:34:37,783 --> 00:34:41,161
Last time we met,
I was in some bushes.
526
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,580
Right, big fun being the new kid, huh?
527
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:44,623
Are you new?
528
00:34:45,624 --> 00:34:49,044
Two months ago.
Actually, I'm a professional new kid.
529
00:34:49,128 --> 00:34:52,214
Seven schools in three years,
I really know how to register.
530
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:53,382
DEBORAH:
Excuse me?
531
00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:57,344
Hi, thanks, it worked great.
532
00:34:58,345 --> 00:35:00,221
He knew how to fix my earring.
533
00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:02,725
That's because he's a little tulip.
534
00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:08,105
You know Deborah Strowbridge?
535
00:35:08,188 --> 00:35:09,439
Not really.
536
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:12,693
But I mean, she talked to you.
537
00:35:12,776 --> 00:35:14,819
Deborah Strowbridge is perfection.
538
00:35:14,903 --> 00:35:17,906
Well, seems to me
like she's got a boyfriend.
539
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:20,701
Yeah, well, there's no accounting
for taste.
540
00:35:20,784 --> 00:35:23,077
- So are you a senior?
- Yeah.
541
00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:24,955
You going to college?
542
00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:29,334
Well, I like music, um,
and I'd like to do something in that field,
543
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,586
but I'm not too sure
you have to go to school to do it.
544
00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:33,129
I dig music a lot too.
545
00:35:33,213 --> 00:35:37,713
I like the Clash and Talking Heads
and Springsteen and Prince.
546
00:35:38,093 --> 00:35:39,385
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
547
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,180
Listen to this.
548
00:35:46,393 --> 00:35:48,728
Look, what a fox.
549
00:35:48,812 --> 00:35:53,312
Dresses like Elvis Costello,
looks like the Karate Kid.
550
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,069
I'm gonna get him.
551
00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:56,278
[CHUCKLES]
552
00:35:58,822 --> 00:36:02,242
Severe intestinal disorder.
553
00:36:03,243 --> 00:36:06,162
What's the matter,
you have a little tummy ache?
554
00:36:06,246 --> 00:36:08,831
What are you, a pussy?
555
00:36:12,961 --> 00:36:14,170
Uh...
556
00:36:15,172 --> 00:36:19,426
My doctor said that I should be okay
by a week from Monday,
557
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,554
so I guess I'll just go to study hall.
558
00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:24,389
No, you won't.
559
00:36:26,308 --> 00:36:29,644
I have a little job for you, son.
560
00:36:30,854 --> 00:36:32,856
[CHATTERING]
561
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:39,446
Here you go.
562
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,783
Hey, knock yourself out.
563
00:36:44,034 --> 00:36:45,827
You look like you could use two.
564
00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:49,039
Dragon coming through,
watch your toes.
565
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:52,042
Come on, Fifi, don't dawdle.
Come on.
566
00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,882
What are you looking at?
567
00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:00,717
Nothing.
568
00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:02,385
Tulip.
569
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:04,429
Hi.
570
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:06,849
It's me.
571
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:10,102
Nice to see you.
572
00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:15,107
Hi. I'm Sandy.
573
00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:17,775
- Terry.
- I know.
574
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:21,029
That's an incredible tie.
Where did you get it?
575
00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:24,032
- At a store.
- Heh. Bitchen.
576
00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:28,370
I guess if you're new,
you don't have a girlfriend.
577
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:30,998
Yeah, well, I got one back home.
578
00:37:31,081 --> 00:37:32,665
Long-distance relationship?
579
00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:35,127
Good luck.
580
00:37:35,210 --> 00:37:38,504
Yo, Rick, you want a ride home?
581
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:39,965
RICK:
Uh...
582
00:37:40,048 --> 00:37:41,299
Sure.
583
00:37:41,383 --> 00:37:45,883
Yeah, well, gotta go, Sandy,
so I guess I'll see you around.
584
00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:47,806
Yeah, you will.
585
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:55,272
She's pretty nice.
586
00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:58,191
Yeah, but I got this one rule.
587
00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:00,902
I never go out with girls
who say "bitchen."
588
00:38:08,827 --> 00:38:11,079
RICK:
Pull up right here, this is fine.
589
00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:13,165
[POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]
590
00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:16,459
Thanks for the ride.
591
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,796
Well, uh, what are you doing now?
592
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,965
Nothing. Did you want to come in?
593
00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:26,094
Well, I was just gonna tune up my car
and maybe play a little football,
594
00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:28,471
but yeah, I got time.
595
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:30,849
Okay.
596
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:50,406
Um, if my mom comes home from work
and asks you about my girlfriend,
597
00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:52,745
just so you know,
598
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:55,833
her name is Alice and she looks a lot
like Chrissy Evert Lloyd.
599
00:38:57,209 --> 00:39:00,253
I just don't want her to worry
about my social life.
600
00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:03,089
Yeah, but Chris Evert Lloyd?
601
00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:05,758
It was Wimbledon week.
You want a beer?
602
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,178
Yeah, I'll take a brewski.
603
00:39:17,729 --> 00:39:20,398
So you don't really have a girlfriend?
604
00:39:20,482 --> 00:39:22,150
You guessed it.
605
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,487
- What about the prom?
- What about it?
606
00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:27,447
Well, you know, sounds all right.
607
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:31,034
"Passion in Paradise."
You're renting out that big surf place.
608
00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:32,661
Don't you want to go?
609
00:39:32,744 --> 00:39:36,998
Yeah, but it's kind of a romantic night.
I'd rather not go with my mom.
610
00:39:37,082 --> 00:39:39,834
Well, did you ask anyone?
611
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,130
Well, you better get going.
612
00:39:43,213 --> 00:39:46,257
- Who's your first choice?
- You ask a lot of questions.
613
00:39:46,341 --> 00:39:49,761
Rick, we're rapping man-to-man
about chicks and shit like that.
614
00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:52,389
You know, like, still a virgin?
615
00:39:52,472 --> 00:39:54,265
I don't know.
616
00:39:54,349 --> 00:39:57,352
You don't know?
Weren't you paying attention?
617
00:39:57,436 --> 00:40:00,689
- Are you a virgin?
- No.
618
00:40:00,772 --> 00:40:02,482
Have you slept with a lot of girls?
619
00:40:03,483 --> 00:40:07,278
- No, uh... Have you ever slept with a girl?
- Yeah.
620
00:40:07,362 --> 00:40:11,032
- Well, all right, let's hear the story.
- It's no big deal. Um...
621
00:40:11,116 --> 00:40:12,784
Just after my dad died,
622
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,954
this friend of my mom's,
I think she wanted to cheer me up.
623
00:40:16,955 --> 00:40:18,581
She did.
624
00:40:21,293 --> 00:40:22,585
Is that your room?
625
00:40:22,669 --> 00:40:25,838
Wait a minute, don't go in there.
It's kind of messy.
626
00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,262
This is different.
627
00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:35,765
I'm kind of into James Brown.
628
00:40:35,849 --> 00:40:37,141
I guess so.
629
00:40:37,225 --> 00:40:40,478
Prince, Michael Jackson,
it all goes back to James Brown.
630
00:40:40,562 --> 00:40:42,522
The godfather of soul.
631
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,358
Not to mention Mr. Humanitarian,
Mr. Dynamite
632
00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:48,361
and the hardest-working man
in show business.
633
00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:51,322
New York City, live,
the Apollo Theater, 1962.
634
00:40:51,406 --> 00:40:53,741
This man was king.
635
00:40:53,825 --> 00:40:57,119
- Well, let's hear some sounds.
- I don't think so.
636
00:40:57,204 --> 00:41:00,957
- Stereo broken?
- No, it's just something I do by myself.
637
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,918
- Huh?
- Well, when I hear James, I have to dance.
638
00:41:04,002 --> 00:41:07,130
You know, like James, go crazy,
I can't help it.
639
00:41:07,214 --> 00:41:09,925
And, uh, I'm usually alone when I do it.
640
00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:13,219
That's cool, man. I can respect that.
641
00:41:13,303 --> 00:41:15,179
How about another brewski, okay?
642
00:41:16,181 --> 00:41:17,765
Okay.
643
00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:24,810
Budster, the refrigerator gives
new meaning to the word "empty."
644
00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:29,611
Hey, don't worry about breakfast.
This stuff tastes great cold.
645
00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:33,699
You agreed to do half the shopping
around here while Mom and Dad were gone.
646
00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:36,409
Yeah, that's right, the second half.
647
00:41:36,493 --> 00:41:40,330
I'll tell you what, I'll do the dishes.
648
00:41:41,581 --> 00:41:43,165
[BUDDY SIGHS]
649
00:41:47,212 --> 00:41:48,963
Thank you.
650
00:41:52,217 --> 00:41:54,344
I can see myself.
651
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:56,179
[PHONE RINGING]
652
00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:57,889
I'll get it.
653
00:41:59,766 --> 00:42:01,309
Hello?
654
00:42:01,393 --> 00:42:05,146
Hey, yo, scumbag.
Hey, suck your own.
655
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:07,107
Eat me.
656
00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:11,570
Hey, same to you, butt face.
657
00:42:13,530 --> 00:42:14,531
Mom says hi.
658
00:42:34,926 --> 00:42:37,303
Yo, Rick, how they hanging?
659
00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:40,265
It's Terry.
660
00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:44,394
I want you to wear something
really hip tomorrow.
661
00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,563
We're gonna get you a date
for the prom.
662
00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:49,440
Just do what I say.
663
00:42:50,442 --> 00:42:54,112
Okay, yeah. Bye-bye.
664
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:55,030
Uh, scumbag.
665
00:42:55,113 --> 00:42:55,947
[LINE CLICKS]
666
00:42:56,948 --> 00:42:58,950
Shit, he hung up.
667
00:43:00,994 --> 00:43:02,996
[GRUNTING AND GROWLING]
668
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:11,250
This is your idea of hip,
a guy who is into James Brown?
669
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:15,300
Could we please just forget
the whole thing?
670
00:43:15,383 --> 00:43:18,761
Now, there is no reason
why you should miss that prom.
671
00:43:18,845 --> 00:43:21,180
A girl would be crazy
to turn you down.
672
00:43:22,182 --> 00:43:26,019
So come on, who is she?
673
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,856
Red sweater.
674
00:43:32,275 --> 00:43:33,985
Cute shoes.
675
00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:35,153
Huh?
676
00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:38,448
Go for it.
677
00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:43,245
Just waltz right up there
and ask her out?
678
00:43:43,328 --> 00:43:46,122
No, you gotta say something nice,
679
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:49,959
like, how pretty her eyes are.
680
00:43:50,043 --> 00:43:53,046
- Girls eat up that crap.
- Come on.
681
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,548
Just...
682
00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:10,105
- Hi, Jeanine.
- Hi.
683
00:44:10,188 --> 00:44:14,150
- I'm forgetting your name.
- Rick Morehouse.
684
00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:17,403
You know, I sit right next to you
in Civics class.
685
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,073
[MOUTHS]
No.
686
00:44:23,618 --> 00:44:24,577
[SIGHS]
687
00:44:25,579 --> 00:44:27,956
You have beautiful eyes.
688
00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:31,876
[CHUCKLES]
689
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,045
I'll bet. Heh.
690
00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:38,675
Do you have a date for the prom?
691
00:44:38,758 --> 00:44:40,634
Of course, it's next week, why?
692
00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:46,057
Official prom committee survey,
thank you very much.
693
00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:48,685
Terry.
694
00:44:48,768 --> 00:44:50,311
[TERRY LAUGHS]
695
00:44:53,106 --> 00:44:56,442
This has got to be the one.
You know why?
696
00:44:56,526 --> 00:44:59,820
Because I've asked everybody else.
697
00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:03,199
No, because I've got this feeling.
698
00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:06,995
True, I've had this feeling before,
but this time...
699
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:13,334
Uh...
700
00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:18,465
Beth, are you doing anything
prom night?
701
00:45:18,548 --> 00:45:20,466
BETH:
I'm going to the prom.
702
00:45:21,676 --> 00:45:23,511
[MOUTHS]
Saturday night.
703
00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:26,222
- What about Saturday?
- I'm busy.
704
00:45:26,306 --> 00:45:28,891
- Tonight?
- I'm busy.
705
00:45:28,975 --> 00:45:30,768
- How about Sunday?
- I'm busy.
706
00:45:30,852 --> 00:45:33,855
- How about any night in 1987?
- I'm busy.
707
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,316
[MOUTHS]
I'm sorry.
708
00:45:36,399 --> 00:45:39,485
How about yesterday?
Are you busy yesterday?
709
00:45:39,569 --> 00:45:42,488
I think so,
but you can ask me out again.
710
00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:48,536
- Hi, Terry.
- Oh, hey, Sandy.
711
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,913
Word's out your friend's
desperate for a date.
712
00:45:50,997 --> 00:45:53,916
He would love my cousin Jill.
She's cute.
713
00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:58,004
- How cute?
- Extremely.
714
00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:02,588
She's got, like, Joan Collins' eyes,
Christy Brinkley's teeth.
715
00:46:04,594 --> 00:46:07,138
What about the rest of her?
716
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:11,393
Dynamite. Rick has to meet her.
717
00:46:11,476 --> 00:46:15,855
How about if you and me and Rick and Jill
all meet up at the cave tonight?
718
00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:17,148
We'll have a picnic.
719
00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:18,942
Uh...
720
00:46:20,902 --> 00:46:22,403
SANDY:
Come on, we'll have fun.
721
00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:28,493
This Jill better be some girl.
722
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:38,878
♪ I want a lover with a slow hand ♪
723
00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:42,548
♪ I want a lover
With an easy touch ♪
724
00:46:42,632 --> 00:46:46,052
♪ I want a lover
Who will spend some time ♪
725
00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:47,554
♪ Not come and go in a heated rush ♪
726
00:46:47,637 --> 00:46:50,514
Buddy, can I borrow
your Army jacket?
727
00:46:50,598 --> 00:46:52,182
♪ Somebody who... ♪
728
00:46:52,267 --> 00:46:53,726
What are you doing?
729
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,271
Just cleaning the house.
730
00:46:57,272 --> 00:46:58,898
Budster, are you all right?
731
00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:00,316
[CHUCKLES]
732
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,569
I am awesome.
733
00:47:04,571 --> 00:47:07,073
Linda is on her way over.
734
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:09,367
[MOANING]
735
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:12,328
Excuse me, Mr. Romance,
just out of curiosity,
736
00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:16,912
does this girl have any idea she's coming
over here to, uh, light up your life?
737
00:47:17,042 --> 00:47:19,669
Well, technically speaking, not really.
738
00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:22,881
We'll probably start off
with some algebra,
739
00:47:22,964 --> 00:47:26,509
but once I turn on the charm,
she's mine.
740
00:47:27,510 --> 00:47:29,553
Hand me that massage book, please.
741
00:47:30,555 --> 00:47:32,431
Bud, why don't you take
the subtle approach?
742
00:47:32,515 --> 00:47:36,435
Maybe hang a couple of salamis
from the ceiling.
743
00:47:37,562 --> 00:47:40,314
At least my date
is someone of the opposite sex.
744
00:47:42,275 --> 00:47:44,652
I'm just seeing Sandy for Rick.
745
00:47:44,736 --> 00:47:47,113
For Rick? What happened to research?
746
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,531
Well, that's what I meant.
747
00:47:48,615 --> 00:47:53,115
So for research, you're willing to toy
with this poor girl's emotions?
748
00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:56,039
All you transvestites are alike.
749
00:47:56,122 --> 00:47:58,707
You disgust me.
750
00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:02,337
But of course,
that isn't the real problem here.
751
00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:04,713
Oh, really? What is?
752
00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:06,424
This woman's hot for you.
753
00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:09,511
What if she goes nuts
and tears your clothes off?
754
00:48:09,594 --> 00:48:12,888
That's what Craig Garfield said
Roxanne Doyle did.
755
00:48:12,972 --> 00:48:16,767
- Yeah, what do I do then?
- Call me.
756
00:48:16,851 --> 00:48:18,727
I can be there in 15 minutes.
757
00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:25,276
Wait, you can't call me.
In fact, you can't come home.
758
00:48:26,486 --> 00:48:28,946
You'll have to sleep in the cave.
759
00:48:30,698 --> 00:48:32,574
[SIGHS] The cave.
760
00:48:33,576 --> 00:48:35,452
Oh, God.
761
00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:37,539
[♪♪♪]
762
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:48,925
TERRY: I want to make a toast
to my good friend Rick,
763
00:48:49,008 --> 00:48:52,219
a guy with a great sense of humor.
764
00:48:52,303 --> 00:48:54,596
And here's to summer.
765
00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:58,434
I swear, sixth grade is so bogus,
it's a joke.
766
00:49:07,402 --> 00:49:11,364
Wanna take a walk?
I think they need some privacy.
767
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:15,160
Jill, you animal, you.
768
00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:16,911
Come on.
769
00:49:18,538 --> 00:49:19,789
TERRY:
Mm.
770
00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:22,041
Hey, wait, where you going?
771
00:49:23,042 --> 00:49:24,793
Hey, man, don't leave me now.
772
00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:32,051
You kids have fun, huh?
773
00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:35,053
They left me.
774
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,348
It's okay, I'm still here.
775
00:49:38,349 --> 00:49:41,226
Sandy, you tricked me bad.
776
00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:42,270
[SANDY CHUCKLES]
777
00:49:42,353 --> 00:49:43,812
Uh-uh.
778
00:49:43,897 --> 00:49:47,567
You know, in five years,
Jill's going to make him very happy.
779
00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:48,901
Yeah, I'm sure.
780
00:49:48,985 --> 00:49:50,319
[CHUCKLES]
781
00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:53,572
- Nice fire.
- Sandy, this is--
782
00:49:53,656 --> 00:49:54,782
Shh. Don't talk.
783
00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:58,160
Sandy, this is a big mistake.
784
00:49:58,244 --> 00:50:00,788
Maybe, maybe not.
There's only one way to find out.
785
00:50:00,872 --> 00:50:01,747
[BOTH LAUGH]
786
00:50:01,831 --> 00:50:03,415
Sandy. Sandy, really.
787
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,335
Sandy, get out of there!
788
00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:07,712
[LAUGHS]
789
00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:12,963
There really is
a very good explanation for that.
790
00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:14,427
I'm flattered.
791
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:19,140
- You are?
- You don't have to do this to impress me.
792
00:50:19,224 --> 00:50:21,434
- I don't?
- No.
793
00:50:21,518 --> 00:50:23,102
I like you a lot.
794
00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:26,689
I'll take one of those beers now.
795
00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:29,525
It's okay. I mean, how small can it be?
796
00:50:29,609 --> 00:50:30,693
[CHUCKLES]
797
00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,320
Don't ask.
798
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,780
More cold duck?
799
00:50:34,864 --> 00:50:37,575
Sure, hit me again.
800
00:50:37,659 --> 00:50:39,786
If I give you 5 bucks,
would you go see a movie?
801
00:50:39,869 --> 00:50:44,248
Terry promised she'd be home tonight.
I'm not leaving until I see her.
802
00:50:44,332 --> 00:50:47,501
If I give you 10 bucks,
would you go wait in your car?
803
00:50:47,585 --> 00:50:51,422
We're on number 22.
Let's keep going.
804
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,761
Bummer.
805
00:50:57,679 --> 00:51:00,723
"If the coefficient of X
is greater than that of Y
806
00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:04,644
and the coefficient of Y
is greater than that of C,
807
00:51:04,727 --> 00:51:06,395
then what can be said
808
00:51:06,479 --> 00:51:09,982
about the coefficient of X
in relation to the coefficient of C?"
809
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,704
Hold it.
810
00:51:25,748 --> 00:51:28,041
It's time Kevin knew the truth.
811
00:51:29,127 --> 00:51:33,627
Terry moved to Oregon to join a
religious cult she saw on 60 Minutes.
812
00:51:35,758 --> 00:51:37,801
It's all in the letter.
813
00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:41,347
You should go home
and wait for her, Kevin.
814
00:51:42,348 --> 00:51:44,767
Wait, two more problems.
815
00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:47,436
- "If the coefficient of--"
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hi, Kevin.
816
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,522
Terry, back from the cult.
817
00:51:50,523 --> 00:51:51,857
Where the hell have you been?
818
00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:56,654
You're gonna laugh.
819
00:51:57,655 --> 00:52:00,866
I was upstairs looking for this skirt...
820
00:52:01,868 --> 00:52:04,579
and I fell asleep in the closet.
821
00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:07,248
What did you do to your hair?
822
00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:10,584
Oh, I cut it.
823
00:52:10,668 --> 00:52:13,170
- Isn't it cute?
- Cute? It's gone!
824
00:52:14,505 --> 00:52:16,340
What are you, drunk?
825
00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,719
You are, you're drunk.
826
00:52:19,802 --> 00:52:23,013
What's going on here?
We're supposed to get together, hmm?
827
00:52:23,097 --> 00:52:27,597
Kevin. Honey. Angel.
828
00:52:30,772 --> 00:52:33,733
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
829
00:52:33,816 --> 00:52:35,734
When, tonight? Hmm?
830
00:52:36,736 --> 00:52:37,862
Let me tuck you in.
831
00:52:37,945 --> 00:52:42,445
I can't tonight.
I'm working very hard on my article.
832
00:52:43,785 --> 00:52:45,453
But I'll tell you what.
833
00:52:47,288 --> 00:52:49,623
I'll walk you out to the car, okay?
834
00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:55,125
Gee, a walk to the car.
Talk about your wild nights, hmm?
835
00:52:55,546 --> 00:52:59,132
It's okay, because while you were
up in the closet getting drunk,
836
00:52:59,217 --> 00:53:01,135
I got to do algebra!
837
00:53:01,219 --> 00:53:03,846
Aw, that's wonderful.
838
00:53:06,808 --> 00:53:08,559
Crazy kids.
839
00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:11,520
Well, alone at last.
840
00:53:11,604 --> 00:53:13,897
Why are you smiling like that?
841
00:53:13,981 --> 00:53:15,649
Because it's party time!
842
00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:18,235
Let's dance. Let's get crazy.
843
00:53:18,319 --> 00:53:21,530
Let's get drunk. Let's get naked.
844
00:53:21,614 --> 00:53:25,701
Buddy, I love a good party,
but something about you worries me.
845
00:53:25,785 --> 00:53:26,660
Linda, you're a nut.
846
00:53:26,744 --> 00:53:29,621
What do you like? Skinny dip in the pool,
back rub in the bedroom?
847
00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:32,667
Pick a sin, any sin.
848
00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,376
It's getting kind of late.
849
00:53:34,460 --> 00:53:36,962
No, it's early.
850
00:53:37,046 --> 00:53:38,797
- Bye.
- Linda, wait.
851
00:53:38,881 --> 00:53:40,924
For God's sake, I vacuumed, Linda!
852
00:53:41,008 --> 00:53:42,801
Buddy, you're a nice guy.
853
00:53:42,885 --> 00:53:45,971
No, not a nice guy.
That's the kiss of death.
854
00:53:46,055 --> 00:53:49,224
I'll see you in algebra.
Thanks for your help.
855
00:53:49,308 --> 00:53:50,475
Linda, wait!
856
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,312
Would it make any difference at all
if I said I was hung like a bear?
857
00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:54,563
[VEHICLE PULLING AWAY]
858
00:53:54,647 --> 00:53:56,148
It might. Are you?
859
00:53:57,483 --> 00:54:00,235
No, just checking.
860
00:54:00,319 --> 00:54:01,278
Goodbye, Buddy.
861
00:54:03,781 --> 00:54:05,783
I like your hair.
862
00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:12,415
That girl had incredible self-control.
863
00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:16,460
Kevin hates me, Rick hates me.
864
00:54:16,544 --> 00:54:19,338
Everybody hates me except Sandy.
865
00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:21,924
Oh, yeah, how'd it go? Did you get laid?
866
00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:25,136
I bet I came closer than you did.
867
00:54:25,219 --> 00:54:29,719
Years from now, Linda will look back
on this night and be very sorry.
868
00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:31,976
[SIGHS]
869
00:54:32,059 --> 00:54:33,935
Good night, Buddy.
870
00:54:35,396 --> 00:54:37,523
Sorry, Spike.
871
00:54:40,067 --> 00:54:43,445
BUDDY: Nothing much has been happening, Ma.
I did good on my history test.
872
00:54:43,529 --> 00:54:45,239
Terry's become a transsexual.
873
00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:47,074
She's starting to grow hair on her chest.
874
00:54:48,075 --> 00:54:50,368
Yeah, just a second.
Hey, Mom wants to talk to you.
875
00:54:50,453 --> 00:54:52,371
Oh. No.
876
00:54:53,372 --> 00:54:54,748
Uh, she can't talk, Mom.
877
00:54:54,832 --> 00:54:59,127
The doctors have advised her not to speak.
Something hormonal and vocal.
878
00:55:00,129 --> 00:55:01,713
Besides, she's hung over.
879
00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:04,091
Yeah, she was out drinking with the guys.
880
00:55:04,175 --> 00:55:05,926
Okay, see you in a week.
881
00:55:06,928 --> 00:55:08,721
We miss you too.
882
00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:10,973
Okay, bye.
883
00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:13,225
She thought I was kidding. Heh.
884
00:55:14,685 --> 00:55:16,520
Yo, Rick!
885
00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:19,982
Hi, Terry.
886
00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:23,152
- Good morning, Mrs. Morehouse.
- Rick, your friend Terry's here.
887
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,496
- Sorry about last night.
- Hey, that's okay.
888
00:55:33,579 --> 00:55:36,832
If I was in the sixth grade,
I think I would've had a big night.
889
00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:39,501
- Come on, we're going out.
- Let me guess.
890
00:55:39,585 --> 00:55:42,879
You got me a hot date
with Sandy's grandmother.
891
00:55:42,964 --> 00:55:45,299
No, listen, I figured the whole thing out.
892
00:55:45,383 --> 00:55:49,637
There is nothing wrong with you
except for the way you dress.
893
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:53,140
Terry, it took me an hour
to put this look together.
894
00:55:53,224 --> 00:55:56,101
Yeah, so don't try so hard next time.
Come on.
895
00:55:56,185 --> 00:55:57,311
RICK:
I don't have any money.
896
00:55:57,395 --> 00:56:00,314
TERRY: I've got plastic.
You can pay me back.
897
00:56:03,609 --> 00:56:05,527
I just feel kind of weird.
898
00:56:05,611 --> 00:56:08,113
That's because
your body's not used to style.
899
00:56:08,197 --> 00:56:10,199
You'll adjust.
900
00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:11,659
Hey, Deborah, what's shaking?
901
00:56:11,742 --> 00:56:13,368
Hi, Terry.
902
00:56:13,452 --> 00:56:15,120
- Hi.
- Rick.
903
00:56:15,204 --> 00:56:16,997
Yeah, I know.
904
00:56:17,081 --> 00:56:18,874
You look a little different.
905
00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:21,502
Kid went shopping, got a haircut.
906
00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:23,546
Welcome to the '80s.
907
00:56:23,629 --> 00:56:26,590
- Very sharp.
- Thanks.
908
00:56:26,674 --> 00:56:29,301
Deb, what are you doing hanging
around these chump stains?
909
00:56:30,303 --> 00:56:32,471
- Come on, let's go.
- I'll be right there.
910
00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:36,100
- Now, Deborah.
- Just a second.
911
00:56:39,604 --> 00:56:42,732
Greg just likes to act tough.
He doesn't really hate you guys.
912
00:56:42,815 --> 00:56:47,194
Oh, that's no act.
He truly hates us.
913
00:56:47,278 --> 00:56:49,238
Deep down, he's insecure.
914
00:56:49,322 --> 00:56:51,866
Yeah, well, upfront he's an asshole.
915
00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:54,910
Take it easy, Deborah.
916
00:56:57,830 --> 00:56:59,790
What was that, a pity stop?
917
00:56:59,874 --> 00:57:01,458
[♪♪♪]
918
00:57:03,210 --> 00:57:04,711
[CHATTERING]
919
00:57:04,795 --> 00:57:06,671
[BOTH MIMICKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]
920
00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:08,674
Pizza.
921
00:57:08,758 --> 00:57:10,259
[LAUGHING]
922
00:57:23,689 --> 00:57:26,441
It's just about showtime, boys.
923
00:57:33,115 --> 00:57:36,284
[MIMICKING DEVICE WHIRRING]
924
00:57:37,995 --> 00:57:40,038
I'm picking up curious life readings.
925
00:57:40,122 --> 00:57:41,748
- Is it human?
- Unknown.
926
00:57:41,832 --> 00:57:44,626
It seems to be some sort of
carbon-based douche bag.
927
00:57:44,710 --> 00:57:46,128
[MIMICS DEVICE BEEPING]
928
00:57:50,341 --> 00:57:53,302
Gentlemen, relax. Sit down.
929
00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:56,597
Too much stress,
it's not good for your muscles.
930
00:57:58,391 --> 00:58:00,393
Have a nice lunch.
931
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,358
Hey, how you doing?
932
00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:09,526
Nice jacket.
933
00:58:10,903 --> 00:58:15,403
GIRL: Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry. Spaghetti too.
934
00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:17,493
I think it stains.
935
00:58:28,212 --> 00:58:30,672
Did I miss something?
936
00:58:31,924 --> 00:58:34,009
Why didn't you slug that asshole anyway?
937
00:58:34,093 --> 00:58:37,554
- He said he was sorry.
- And you believe him?
938
00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:40,349
Benefit of the doubt.
939
00:58:40,433 --> 00:58:43,894
Besides, the guy can lift cars.
940
00:58:44,895 --> 00:58:47,981
- What are you doing?
- What's it look like I'm doing?
941
00:58:49,150 --> 00:58:51,026
Do you have to do that in here?
942
00:58:51,110 --> 00:58:53,821
Felt like the right time,
certainly the right place.
943
00:58:54,947 --> 00:58:57,449
Terry, is this a problem for you?
944
00:58:58,451 --> 00:59:00,870
No, uh, no problem at all.
945
00:59:00,953 --> 00:59:03,664
I was just kidding. Ahem.
946
00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:09,541
It's just that you look so nice today.
947
00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:12,798
You were perfect.
948
00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:19,346
Hey, isn't this great?
949
00:59:19,430 --> 00:59:21,306
Isn't what great?
950
00:59:21,390 --> 00:59:24,184
Well, uh, you know, here we are,
951
00:59:24,268 --> 00:59:27,187
a couple of guys
hanging out in the men's room...
952
00:59:28,189 --> 00:59:32,689
leaning up against the urinals,
talking about broads and fights.
953
00:59:33,527 --> 00:59:35,779
Just like a couple of guys, you know?
954
00:59:36,781 --> 00:59:39,450
This is what you call typical male bonding.
955
00:59:39,533 --> 00:59:43,370
You know, like, uh, Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid.
956
00:59:43,454 --> 00:59:47,875
Oh. So that's what it is.
Yeah, that's great. I'm glad you told me.
957
00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:52,462
I just wish that
Greg Tolan would join the gang.
958
00:59:52,546 --> 00:59:54,965
Oh, man, I've had it with that jerk.
959
00:59:55,049 --> 00:59:59,136
You want to know about Greg Tolan?
I'll tell you about Greg Tolan.
960
00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:02,431
Greg Tolan is toast.
961
01:00:03,516 --> 01:00:06,268
He can't get away with this.
We gotta get him back.
962
01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:08,062
We and what army?
963
01:00:08,145 --> 01:00:11,982
No violence. No need to sink to his level.
964
01:00:12,066 --> 01:00:16,566
You see, we have something
that Greg Tolan will never have:
965
01:00:17,822 --> 01:00:18,906
Intelligence.
966
01:00:20,282 --> 01:00:21,825
You know, you're right.
967
01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:24,870
I mean, we're smart.
Okay, Terry, what do we do?
968
01:00:25,871 --> 01:00:29,457
- I don't know.
- Me neither. Oh, boy.
969
01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:32,252
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
970
01:00:35,881 --> 01:00:37,966
Hey, man, this stuff will kill you.
971
01:00:38,050 --> 01:00:40,677
Try this, you'll live longer.
972
01:00:42,429 --> 01:00:43,763
Thanks.
973
01:00:44,765 --> 01:00:46,141
Looks good.
974
01:00:46,225 --> 01:00:49,144
- I made it myself.
- Gonna finish those fries?
975
01:00:49,228 --> 01:00:50,520
- Buddy?
- Thanks.
976
01:00:50,604 --> 01:00:53,982
- What are you doing here?
- Looking for you.
977
01:00:54,066 --> 01:00:58,111
Uh, Rick, this my younger brother,
Buddy.
978
01:00:58,195 --> 01:00:59,988
How you doing?
979
01:01:00,072 --> 01:01:03,366
So this is Rick?
980
01:01:03,450 --> 01:01:05,660
I've heard a lot about you.
981
01:01:06,745 --> 01:01:08,496
A lot.
982
01:01:08,581 --> 01:01:10,541
Bud, what do you want?
983
01:01:10,624 --> 01:01:13,752
Guess who came by to pick you up
for school this morning?
984
01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:15,087
Your true love.
985
01:01:16,589 --> 01:01:20,593
Kevina. Kevina was very upset
that you left without her.
986
01:01:20,676 --> 01:01:25,176
You know how she worships your
rippling muscles and your hairy chest.
987
01:01:26,348 --> 01:01:28,933
Terry's such a stallion.
988
01:01:29,935 --> 01:01:32,896
Go on. Show him your hairy chest.
989
01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:35,274
Buddy.
990
01:01:36,483 --> 01:01:39,986
Anyway, Kevina made me promise
to tell you she's picking you up
991
01:01:40,070 --> 01:01:42,489
for dinner 7:30 sharp.
992
01:01:42,573 --> 01:01:45,284
So you should look your handsomest.
993
01:01:46,535 --> 01:01:48,787
Thanks for the message, Bud.
994
01:01:50,331 --> 01:01:52,750
My pleasure. Well...
995
01:01:55,044 --> 01:01:58,088
I'm gonna scope out the local babes.
996
01:01:59,715 --> 01:02:02,092
Hey, Rick, stay real.
997
01:02:02,176 --> 01:02:03,927
Take it easy.
998
01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:08,098
You have a girlfriend named Kevina?
999
01:02:08,182 --> 01:02:12,019
- Rather exotic, isn't it?
- Stallion.
1000
01:02:29,495 --> 01:02:30,537
Hi.
1001
01:02:32,164 --> 01:02:34,207
Can I be totally honest with you?
1002
01:02:34,291 --> 01:02:37,711
Your touch is the reason
why I went through puberty.
1003
01:02:41,507 --> 01:02:43,425
Sit down.
1004
01:02:45,010 --> 01:02:49,510
Guys, I just want to apologize
about, uh, neglecting you yesterday.
1005
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:54,140
I felt terrible, and I just want you to know
you're still my favorite.
1006
01:02:56,188 --> 01:02:57,480
Sit down.
1007
01:02:58,482 --> 01:03:01,902
Man, Terry, this crap has gotta stop.
1008
01:03:01,986 --> 01:03:03,862
What are you gonna do?
1009
01:03:05,030 --> 01:03:06,865
Um, excuse me.
1010
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:09,618
Can I have your attention, please?
Your attention?
1011
01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:10,953
[MUSIC STOPS]
1012
01:03:11,036 --> 01:03:12,037
Shh!
1013
01:03:13,747 --> 01:03:15,498
Every day at lunch,
1014
01:03:15,582 --> 01:03:18,835
we get a very special treat
1015
01:03:18,919 --> 01:03:21,087
from a very special guy.
1016
01:03:21,171 --> 01:03:24,799
A guy who has dedicated his life
1017
01:03:24,883 --> 01:03:26,926
to building his body,
1018
01:03:27,011 --> 01:03:30,264
pushing his muscles
to the very limits of human endurance.
1019
01:03:30,347 --> 01:03:33,224
Why, you ask? Why?
1020
01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:37,809
Well, to be strong enough to lift tables
and spill food. Greg Tolan!
1021
01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:39,940
[ALL CHEERING]
1022
01:03:45,654 --> 01:03:47,405
Whoa, wait.
1023
01:03:48,449 --> 01:03:51,034
Let's take a moment now
to find out a little bit
1024
01:03:51,118 --> 01:03:54,496
about the man behind the mess.
1025
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:56,665
Greg. May I call you Greg?
1026
01:03:56,749 --> 01:04:01,249
Now tell us, Greg, how did you
first get into spilling food? Huh?
1027
01:04:03,005 --> 01:04:04,256
Were you a messy baby?
1028
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:06,342
[ALL LAUGHING]
1029
01:04:06,425 --> 01:04:08,176
Did you hate your strained peas?
1030
01:04:08,260 --> 01:04:10,011
[ALL CHUCKLING]
1031
01:04:10,095 --> 01:04:13,556
Well, you know, most psychologists
tell us that guys,
1032
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:18,140
well, they get into bodybuilding
to compensate for either a lack of IQ
1033
01:04:18,604 --> 01:04:19,813
or a small wienie.
1034
01:04:19,897 --> 01:04:22,024
ALL: Ha-ha-ha.
RICK: Which is it, Greg?
1035
01:04:22,107 --> 01:04:26,277
Well, ha, ha, those of us
in Greg's gym class
1036
01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:28,530
certainly know the answer to that one.
1037
01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:32,034
ALL: Ha-ha-ha.
- I'll beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!
1038
01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:33,827
Greg, please!
1039
01:04:33,911 --> 01:04:38,411
Hey, isn't he great?
Muscles and a sense of humor!
1040
01:04:38,832 --> 01:04:40,416
[ALL LAUGHING]
1041
01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:46,423
Well, let's all thank Greg for the many
lunchtime thrills and spills
1042
01:04:46,507 --> 01:04:50,052
he's given us. All right, everybody, up!
Come on, everybody, up!
1043
01:04:50,135 --> 01:04:51,803
Grab the end of your tables!
1044
01:04:51,887 --> 01:04:54,306
A tribute to you, Greg.
1045
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,432
Lift!
1046
01:05:00,687 --> 01:05:01,938
[ALL CHEERING]
1047
01:05:02,022 --> 01:05:03,940
We love you, Greg.
1048
01:05:04,024 --> 01:05:07,902
Everybody out! Go on outside!
1049
01:05:07,986 --> 01:05:09,821
[ALL BOOING]
1050
01:05:09,905 --> 01:05:11,031
Now!
1051
01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:14,451
- Hold it, clown!
- Come on, Greg. Greg, not now.
1052
01:05:14,535 --> 01:05:17,079
It was a joke, people laughed.
Let it slide.
1053
01:05:17,162 --> 01:05:19,497
- Stay out of this.
- I am getting real bored
1054
01:05:19,581 --> 01:05:21,958
-watching you push people around.
- Yeah?
1055
01:05:22,042 --> 01:05:25,462
- Stick around, it'll get real exciting.
- You know, Terry was right.
1056
01:05:25,546 --> 01:05:28,423
- You are an asshole.
- That asshole called me an asshole?
1057
01:05:28,507 --> 01:05:32,052
- Oh, now you wanna beat him up too?
- No, I wanna buy him an ice cream.
1058
01:05:32,136 --> 01:05:34,054
[BOTH SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
1059
01:05:40,602 --> 01:05:42,061
[BOTH LAUGHING]
1060
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,568
Can't you ever just be man enough
to walk away?
1061
01:05:47,651 --> 01:05:50,445
Watch, I'll show you how it's done.
1062
01:05:52,781 --> 01:05:55,116
You got some pudding on your shoes.
1063
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,536
You were outstanding! Phenomenal!
So who you gonna ask?
1064
01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:01,205
- Don't start this.
- You're practically a celebrity.
1065
01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:04,084
I'm having a really great day.
Please, don't spoil it.
1066
01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:06,044
We've gone too far to stop now.
1067
01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:10,628
Just ask one more person, anybody.
And then I swear I'll shut up.
1068
01:06:14,386 --> 01:06:17,305
- Anybody?
- Anybody.
1069
01:06:24,396 --> 01:06:25,605
Um...
1070
01:06:25,689 --> 01:06:27,273
This is, uh...
1071
01:06:28,108 --> 01:06:29,442
This is gonna sound crazy,
1072
01:06:29,526 --> 01:06:33,279
but, uh, what the heck, you know,
it's been a crazy day.
1073
01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:36,741
Would you like to go with me
to the prom?
1074
01:06:37,868 --> 01:06:39,703
Yeah, I'd love to.
1075
01:06:41,288 --> 01:06:44,916
RICK: I don't think you understood--
- The prom?
1076
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,085
I'd love to be your date.
1077
01:06:51,298 --> 01:06:53,133
Hi, Terry.
1078
01:06:54,468 --> 01:06:57,053
I'm going with Deborah?
1079
01:07:00,974 --> 01:07:02,433
I'm going with Deborah.
1080
01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:03,644
[SHOUTS]
1081
01:07:04,645 --> 01:07:07,064
That's really wonderful. Heh.
1082
01:07:07,147 --> 01:07:08,982
See, what did I tell you?
1083
01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:11,026
You're a great guy.
1084
01:07:11,109 --> 01:07:14,487
It's about time
some lucky girl figured it out.
1085
01:07:15,489 --> 01:07:18,617
- We gotta double. Who you going with?
- Oh, I don't know if I'm going.
1086
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:21,452
You've got to, come on. Sandy.
1087
01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,997
Oh, no way, man, that chick is dangerous.
1088
01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:26,416
- I don't need to go.
- Yes, you do.
1089
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:29,002
After all you've done for me,
1090
01:07:29,086 --> 01:07:31,004
we've gotta get you a date.
1091
01:07:32,005 --> 01:07:35,633
Because, uh, Terry, I'm not going
unless you're going too.
1092
01:07:35,717 --> 01:07:38,511
I mean it, I'll tell Deborah right now.
1093
01:07:41,181 --> 01:07:43,850
I think I know who to ask.
1094
01:07:43,934 --> 01:07:44,851
[♪♪♪]
1095
01:07:44,935 --> 01:07:46,645
Okay!
1096
01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:53,944
I was wondering, uh, do you have plans
yet for Saturday night?
1097
01:07:54,027 --> 01:07:55,903
I'm not sure.
1098
01:07:55,988 --> 01:07:59,324
Either I'm jetting to Paris
1099
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:00,951
or watching The Love Boat.
1100
01:08:01,034 --> 01:08:04,620
♪ They say we're worlds apart ♪♪
1101
01:08:05,622 --> 01:08:06,581
Denise.
1102
01:08:09,585 --> 01:08:11,795
Will you be my date at the prom?
1103
01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:15,423
You are so sexually confused.
1104
01:08:15,507 --> 01:08:20,007
- Please, just say you'll go with me.
- Why would you wanna go?
1105
01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:22,514
Because I promised Rick.
1106
01:08:22,598 --> 01:08:26,101
And if I don't go, he won't go with Deborah.
1107
01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:30,063
Deborah. I am such a jerk.
1108
01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:33,400
I thought the whole point
was to get Rick a date.
1109
01:08:33,483 --> 01:08:36,402
Yeah, but not her. I mean,
what could he possibly see in her?
1110
01:08:36,486 --> 01:08:38,988
- She's totally wrong for him.
- Too pretty?
1111
01:08:39,072 --> 01:08:41,240
No, she's trouble.
1112
01:08:42,242 --> 01:08:46,454
I guess Rick needs someone
a lot more sensitive.
1113
01:08:46,538 --> 01:08:48,998
More like you, right?
1114
01:08:49,082 --> 01:08:52,335
Why would I want Rick when I have Kevin?
1115
01:08:53,337 --> 01:08:54,629
Good question.
1116
01:08:54,713 --> 01:08:57,340
But do you like him?
1117
01:08:57,424 --> 01:08:59,884
Rick's not my type at all.
1118
01:08:59,968 --> 01:09:02,303
Sure, with my help, he's come a long way.
1119
01:09:02,387 --> 01:09:05,848
He's stopped buying his clothes
at Nerds 'R' Us.
1120
01:09:05,932 --> 01:09:08,976
I know you, Terry, and you like him.
1121
01:09:10,270 --> 01:09:11,896
He's research.
1122
01:09:11,980 --> 01:09:15,274
My article's due Monday,
I've got a lot of good stuff.
1123
01:09:15,359 --> 01:09:19,196
But I still need something
to tie it all together.
1124
01:09:20,197 --> 01:09:22,073
Yeah, you like him.
1125
01:09:23,742 --> 01:09:24,617
Denise.
1126
01:09:27,162 --> 01:09:30,206
Just say you'll go to the prom with me.
1127
01:09:30,290 --> 01:09:34,502
- I'll go to the prom with you.
- Oh, thank you.
1128
01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:38,298
I want a limo. And you can't tell anyone.
1129
01:09:38,382 --> 01:09:41,843
Not my friends, not my parents, no one.
Deal?
1130
01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:44,054
Look, I'm not proud of this either.
1131
01:09:44,137 --> 01:09:47,515
God, look how low I've sunk.
And you know what's really sad is
1132
01:09:47,683 --> 01:09:50,852
you're the best date I've had in weeks.
1133
01:09:52,062 --> 01:09:54,564
- How do I look?
- Beautiful.
1134
01:09:54,648 --> 01:09:57,192
Kevin really loves this outfit.
1135
01:09:57,275 --> 01:09:59,986
I wanna look really nice for him.
1136
01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:04,199
I guess you two haven't had
much time together since...
1137
01:10:05,534 --> 01:10:08,370
the sex change.
1138
01:10:08,453 --> 01:10:10,329
That's cute.
1139
01:10:18,171 --> 01:10:21,883
Hey, Denise, what's your rush?
We're young, we're wild.
1140
01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:24,219
Let's be young and wild together.
1141
01:10:24,302 --> 01:10:27,555
I'd rather get the phone book
and pick a name at random.
1142
01:10:28,849 --> 01:10:31,309
Hi, is Terry home?
1143
01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:34,646
Yeah, come on in.
Hey, Terry, you got company.
1144
01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:36,815
Come on up, I'm almost ready.
1145
01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:40,985
Hey, we could go to your place,
it's cool. I'm very flexible.
1146
01:10:45,532 --> 01:10:46,658
[♪♪♪]
1147
01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:51,329
- Oh, shit.
- Terry?
1148
01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,415
Uh, don't come in, I'm dressing.
1149
01:10:58,462 --> 01:11:02,090
- Ter?
- I'll be right out.
1150
01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:21,234
Hey, Sandy, what a nice surprise.
1151
01:11:21,318 --> 01:11:23,528
These are for you. They're kissing fish.
1152
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:25,655
To say sorry about the cave.
1153
01:11:25,739 --> 01:11:28,241
TERRY:
Uh, yeah, I'm sorry too.
1154
01:11:28,325 --> 01:11:29,993
[WHISTLING]
1155
01:11:31,661 --> 01:11:34,121
- How did you know where I lived?
- I followed you.
1156
01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:38,706
- Why don't you go to Pearl?
- Oh, uh, I hate that school.
1157
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:40,586
Bunch of snotty rich kids.
1158
01:11:40,670 --> 01:11:43,631
Anyway, thanks for the fish.
I'll put them by my bed.
1159
01:11:43,715 --> 01:11:47,552
- Oh, that's perfect. Is that your room?
- No, it's my little brother's room.
1160
01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:51,097
- That's my room over there.
- Let's see how they look.
1161
01:11:51,181 --> 01:11:53,057
Help me.
1162
01:11:59,731 --> 01:12:01,733
I think they'll look good over here.
1163
01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:06,317
Wow. Like, this is where you sleep
and do your homework?
1164
01:12:07,447 --> 01:12:11,242
Yeah, well, uh, I like pictures of people.
1165
01:12:11,326 --> 01:12:13,911
Terry loves tits and ass.
1166
01:12:13,995 --> 01:12:16,831
These women just aren't tits and ass.
1167
01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:19,626
Kim reads Vonnegut.
1168
01:12:19,709 --> 01:12:24,209
And Luanne, Luanne despises toxic waste.
1169
01:12:25,423 --> 01:12:29,218
Don't let him fool you, hardcore sex maniac.
1170
01:12:29,302 --> 01:12:31,887
Well,
Terry treated me with nothing but respect.
1171
01:12:33,181 --> 01:12:34,849
Very special.
1172
01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:38,102
Yeah, he's one of a kind, my bro.
1173
01:12:38,186 --> 01:12:39,812
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1174
01:12:39,896 --> 01:12:43,107
Hey,
I wonder if that could be your pal, Kevin.
1175
01:12:43,191 --> 01:12:47,486
Yeah, ha, Kevin.
Why don't you go downstairs and tell Kevin
1176
01:12:47,571 --> 01:12:50,949
I'm not quite ready
and could he please wait for me in the car.
1177
01:12:51,032 --> 01:12:54,493
Oh. I tried that once.
He doesn't like waiting in cars.
1178
01:12:54,578 --> 01:12:56,746
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1179
01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:03,294
Thanks for stopping by,
but as you can see, I really am in a rush.
1180
01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:05,630
First there's something else
I have to give you.
1181
01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:09,843
- Ha. Nothing could top these fish.
- Don't be so sure.
1182
01:13:11,636 --> 01:13:16,136
Oh, my God, the fish! Did you
feed them today? Look at those hungry eyes.
1183
01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:17,809
SANDY:
They're kissing.
1184
01:13:17,893 --> 01:13:19,686
They're turning cannibal.
1185
01:13:19,769 --> 01:13:24,106
Here. Feed them this, and I'll see
what I have in the kitchen.
1186
01:13:28,612 --> 01:13:30,697
You guys like pizza?
1187
01:13:38,371 --> 01:13:40,373
Buddy! Kevin!
1188
01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:42,459
Ah, here she is.
1189
01:13:42,542 --> 01:13:46,254
- What are you doing here so early?
- It's 7:30, I'm right on time.
1190
01:13:46,338 --> 01:13:49,841
Seven-thirty?
I could have sworn you said 8:30.
1191
01:13:49,925 --> 01:13:53,345
I'll tell you what, I'll go get ready,
and you come back in an hour.
1192
01:13:53,428 --> 01:13:56,264
Terry, you know damn well I said 7:30.
1193
01:13:56,348 --> 01:13:59,601
You said you'd be ready and dressed to kill.
1194
01:14:00,602 --> 01:14:03,438
So why do you look like hell?
1195
01:14:07,901 --> 01:14:09,444
I don't know.
1196
01:14:09,527 --> 01:14:12,112
Buddy, can I see you for a minute?
1197
01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:17,202
"I don't know"?
You're so great under pressure.
1198
01:14:17,285 --> 01:14:21,247
Listen, a half-naked woman's in your
room feeding the fish. She's all yours.
1199
01:14:21,331 --> 01:14:25,001
- Sounds too kinky for me.
- Budster, I need you. She needs you.
1200
01:14:25,085 --> 01:14:27,962
- You need her.
- Is she really half-naked?
1201
01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:29,922
- Maybe more now.
- What if you're lying?
1202
01:14:30,006 --> 01:14:31,799
- What if I'm not?
- Good point.
1203
01:14:31,883 --> 01:14:34,635
If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.
1204
01:14:40,433 --> 01:14:42,143
Kevin, darling!
1205
01:14:49,859 --> 01:14:51,151
Hello.
1206
01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:53,780
Where's Terry?
1207
01:14:54,948 --> 01:14:59,448
Gone. This isn't the first time
that androgynous sleaze-bucket
1208
01:14:59,869 --> 01:15:02,371
has broken a beautiful girl's heart.
1209
01:15:02,455 --> 01:15:04,582
I am so embarrassed.
1210
01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:07,377
Why? The room's full of naked women.
1211
01:15:08,378 --> 01:15:12,340
Wait, would you feel more comfortable
if I took my shirt off?
1212
01:15:15,343 --> 01:15:17,511
What a nice girl.
1213
01:15:19,514 --> 01:15:22,391
We can't go to Giovanni's
with you dressed like that.
1214
01:15:22,475 --> 01:15:24,059
Sure we can. We'll get it to go.
1215
01:15:24,144 --> 01:15:26,938
A long time ago,
I knew this girl named Terry.
1216
01:15:27,022 --> 01:15:30,191
She wore dresses and makeup.
1217
01:15:30,275 --> 01:15:31,484
She was hot.
1218
01:15:32,485 --> 01:15:34,111
Then one day she disappeared.
1219
01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:36,864
Do you know where she went?
1220
01:15:36,948 --> 01:15:41,035
She's right here.
You know, I'm still the same person.
1221
01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:43,162
And is that all you care about,
that I'm hot?
1222
01:15:43,246 --> 01:15:45,623
No, that's not all I care about.
1223
01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:48,376
Look, I'm under pressure,
my article's due Monday.
1224
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:52,960
Terry, what is it with this article? It's
nice to have a hobby, but let's get serious.
1225
01:15:54,257 --> 01:15:55,132
A hobby?
1226
01:15:56,384 --> 01:15:58,552
I didn't mean
1227
01:15:58,636 --> 01:16:02,640
hobby like just a hobby, I, uh...
1228
01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:06,519
I meant hobby like an important hobby.
1229
01:16:07,312 --> 01:16:08,354
[♪♪♪]
1230
01:16:20,075 --> 01:16:22,744
Well, how do I look?
1231
01:16:22,827 --> 01:16:25,287
- Dashing.
- My zipper's open.
1232
01:16:25,371 --> 01:16:27,915
That was the dashing part.
1233
01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:31,836
- Budmeister, are you okay?
- No, Terry, I'm not.
1234
01:16:32,837 --> 01:16:34,922
Mom and Dad come home Monday.
1235
01:16:35,006 --> 01:16:37,466
I've had two weeks of total freedom.
1236
01:16:37,550 --> 01:16:42,050
The closest I've come to sex was a girl
who took her top off to seduce my sister.
1237
01:16:42,931 --> 01:16:44,641
What's wrong with me?
1238
01:16:45,850 --> 01:16:47,685
Not a thing.
1239
01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:50,688
Listen, sex is not that big a deal.
1240
01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:54,734
- I'd like to form my own opinion.
- It'll happen.
1241
01:16:55,735 --> 01:17:00,235
I know this place that delivers.
Massage Delight or something.
1242
01:17:00,406 --> 01:17:02,116
Can I borrow $200?
1243
01:17:03,118 --> 01:17:05,870
Buddy, why don't you just call up
the guys and go to the mall?
1244
01:17:07,038 --> 01:17:09,290
I'd rather wallow in my virginity.
1245
01:17:09,374 --> 01:17:11,167
[PHONE RINGING]
1246
01:17:13,837 --> 01:17:16,297
Buddy, you know I can't answer it.
1247
01:17:17,298 --> 01:17:20,009
Please, this is almost over.
1248
01:17:25,723 --> 01:17:27,266
Yeah?
1249
01:17:28,268 --> 01:17:31,938
Yeah, Terry's here. I'll see if it can talk.
1250
01:17:32,939 --> 01:17:35,274
It's Mr. Wonderful.
1251
01:17:38,778 --> 01:17:40,404
Hi, Kevin.
1252
01:17:41,406 --> 01:17:43,491
No, I can't tonight.
1253
01:17:44,909 --> 01:17:47,786
Listen, we have to have a serious talk.
1254
01:17:48,788 --> 01:17:50,706
Yes, it's about us.
1255
01:17:50,790 --> 01:17:52,249
[CAR HORN HONKING]
1256
01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:55,294
Listen, can we talk about this later?
I gotta go--
1257
01:17:56,629 --> 01:17:58,422
Bye, Kevin.
1258
01:18:00,633 --> 01:18:03,385
Mr. Wonderful is Mr. History?
1259
01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:09,225
All right.
1260
01:18:10,476 --> 01:18:12,561
[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]
1261
01:18:28,661 --> 01:18:31,538
♪ Going nowhere fast ♪
1262
01:18:31,623 --> 01:18:34,500
♪ I knew it couldn't last ♪
1263
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:38,421
♪ Wrong crowd
Small town ♪
1264
01:18:38,504 --> 01:18:41,256
♪ Blast off
Fall down ♪
1265
01:18:41,341 --> 01:18:44,218
♪ Just spinning my wheels ♪
1266
01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:47,388
♪ I guess you know how it feels ♪
1267
01:18:48,514 --> 01:18:52,643
♪ I feel a change comin' up ♪
1268
01:18:54,687 --> 01:18:59,187
♪ So near, so close
Not far away ♪
1269
01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:03,029
♪ Ooh ♪
1270
01:19:03,112 --> 01:19:06,156
♪ Had to learn the hard way ♪
1271
01:19:07,158 --> 01:19:09,201
♪ From now on ♪
1272
01:19:09,285 --> 01:19:13,163
♪ Things are going my way ♪
1273
01:19:13,539 --> 01:19:15,582
♪ Ooh ♪
1274
01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:17,960
♪ Always doing the hard way ♪
1275
01:19:19,671 --> 01:19:21,798
♪ From now on ♪
1276
01:19:21,881 --> 01:19:25,175
♪ We're doing things my way ♪
1277
01:19:26,010 --> 01:19:29,096
♪ Boat house
Bar scene ♪
1278
01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:31,932
♪ Bathroom
She's a queen ♪
1279
01:19:32,016 --> 01:19:33,767
♪ I was just a boy ♪
1280
01:19:35,061 --> 01:19:37,271
♪ With a brand new toy ♪
1281
01:19:38,481 --> 01:19:41,734
♪ She blew my mind ♪
1282
01:19:41,818 --> 01:19:44,654
♪ She seemed my kind ♪
1283
01:19:44,737 --> 01:19:47,614
♪ And she named her price ♪
1284
01:19:47,699 --> 01:19:49,826
♪ It was 20 twice ♪
1285
01:19:52,578 --> 01:19:55,747
I'm having such a good time,
no one here knows I used to be fat.
1286
01:19:59,002 --> 01:20:02,964
Tell me again how Rick
and Deborah belong together.
1287
01:20:03,047 --> 01:20:07,051
- Rick and Deborah belong together.
- What a crock!
1288
01:20:07,135 --> 01:20:09,011
♪ Had to learn the hard way ♪
1289
01:20:10,179 --> 01:20:11,889
♪ From now on ♪
1290
01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:14,392
He's doing it again,
he keeps giving me looks!
1291
01:20:16,519 --> 01:20:18,771
♪ Ooh ♪
1292
01:20:18,855 --> 01:20:21,357
♪ Always doing the hard way ♪
1293
01:20:22,817 --> 01:20:25,110
♪ From now on ♪
1294
01:20:25,194 --> 01:20:27,863
♪ Choosing things my way ♪
1295
01:20:27,947 --> 01:20:29,865
♪ My way ♪♪
1296
01:20:35,121 --> 01:20:36,622
[ALL CHEERING]
1297
01:20:40,918 --> 01:20:44,338
Thank you, you're very special.
We'll be right back.
1298
01:20:44,422 --> 01:20:47,091
He wants to talk to me,
do you mind if I go?
1299
01:20:47,175 --> 01:20:50,553
- No, really, go ahead.
- You're a great date.
1300
01:20:54,891 --> 01:20:56,726
Hey, Sandy.
1301
01:20:56,809 --> 01:21:01,309
Um, about the other night, I feel like
a visitor from the planet of the sluts.
1302
01:21:01,814 --> 01:21:04,483
Hey, that's okay.
1303
01:21:05,777 --> 01:21:08,029
We all make mistakes.
1304
01:21:11,115 --> 01:21:12,699
Hi, Deb.
1305
01:21:13,910 --> 01:21:15,453
Greg.
1306
01:21:17,580 --> 01:21:19,415
[MOUTHS]
You're dead.
1307
01:21:24,670 --> 01:21:28,632
SANDY: Can I help you?
- Yeah, parsley for eight, please.
1308
01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:33,012
SANDY: Ew. They're so cute.
- Yeah.
1309
01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:36,682
SANDY: I don't think they're hungry.
- Hi.
1310
01:21:36,766 --> 01:21:39,935
They really do prefer mealworms or flies.
1311
01:21:42,105 --> 01:21:43,397
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1312
01:21:46,818 --> 01:21:48,820
How could she do that to you?
1313
01:21:48,903 --> 01:21:51,030
We don't have a real commitment.
1314
01:21:51,114 --> 01:21:55,535
- She can date whoever she wants.
- In the middle of the prom?
1315
01:21:57,328 --> 01:21:58,579
[CROAKS]
1316
01:21:58,663 --> 01:22:00,831
Oh, there you are.
1317
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:04,793
He's so excited, it's his first prom.
1318
01:22:07,797 --> 01:22:09,173
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1319
01:22:10,383 --> 01:22:11,759
[SIGHS]
1320
01:22:13,553 --> 01:22:15,012
Terry?
1321
01:22:16,013 --> 01:22:19,141
- All right, where is she?
- It's that darn cult again.
1322
01:22:19,225 --> 01:22:21,393
They have her totally brainwashed.
1323
01:22:22,395 --> 01:22:26,895
- Wanna split her records?
- Tell me now or tell me in the hospital!
1324
01:22:26,983 --> 01:22:28,359
I'm suddenly remembering.
1325
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:32,237
If I tell you where she is,
you gotta take me with you.
1326
01:22:33,239 --> 01:22:35,449
I don't want to miss this.
1327
01:22:35,533 --> 01:22:37,576
- Let's go.
- Wait.
1328
01:22:37,660 --> 01:22:41,121
It's kind of formal, I've gotta change.
1329
01:22:42,582 --> 01:22:44,333
[CROWD CHEERING]
1330
01:22:48,087 --> 01:22:50,714
Thank you. Thank you.
1331
01:22:50,798 --> 01:22:54,092
Well, as chairwoman of the prom
committee, it's now my pleasure
1332
01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:57,305
to announce your prom king and queen.
1333
01:22:57,388 --> 01:22:59,765
The envelopes, please.
1334
01:22:59,849 --> 01:23:04,349
Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen,
this year's prom queen is--
1335
01:23:05,188 --> 01:23:06,063
[GASPS]
1336
01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:08,357
Uh... Deborah Strowbridge.
1337
01:23:08,441 --> 01:23:09,817
[CROWD CHEERING]
1338
01:23:13,779 --> 01:23:16,740
Hey, I swear to God, I'm not lying.
1339
01:23:16,824 --> 01:23:21,324
Okay, all right, uh,
and this year's prom king is:
1340
01:23:25,124 --> 01:23:26,834
- It's Greg Tolan.
- Yeah.
1341
01:23:26,918 --> 01:23:27,960
[CROWD CHEERING]
1342
01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:32,006
All right, Greg! Way to go, Greg.
1343
01:23:32,089 --> 01:23:34,674
Congratulations, Greg.
1344
01:23:34,759 --> 01:23:36,051
Thank you, Deborah.
1345
01:23:37,053 --> 01:23:39,263
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
1346
01:23:39,347 --> 01:23:42,558
You know, now that I take a good look...
1347
01:23:43,017 --> 01:23:45,978
-they do make a nice couple.
DEBORAH: Normally we have a traditional
1348
01:23:46,062 --> 01:23:50,066
king and queen's dance, however,
as chairwoman of the prom committee,
1349
01:23:50,149 --> 01:23:52,359
I've decided that that's a stupid tradition.
1350
01:23:53,444 --> 01:23:54,820
So everybody dance!
1351
01:23:54,904 --> 01:23:56,447
[CROWD CHEERING]
1352
01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:01,535
[BAND PLAYING SOFT ROCK MUSIC]
1353
01:24:09,835 --> 01:24:11,545
Come on, Rick.
1354
01:24:36,529 --> 01:24:38,322
May I cut in?
1355
01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:45,496
GIRL: Tolan, you're a creep.
- You son of a bitch!
1356
01:24:49,792 --> 01:24:52,294
I'm gonna scratch your eyes out!
1357
01:24:52,378 --> 01:24:53,670
[CROWD SHOUTING]
1358
01:24:59,260 --> 01:25:00,219
Aw.
1359
01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:06,976
TERRY:
Help!
1360
01:25:09,103 --> 01:25:11,939
You dumb ox, you're in trouble!
1361
01:25:12,940 --> 01:25:14,274
TERRY:
Help me!
1362
01:25:14,358 --> 01:25:18,070
Put me down! Put me down!
1363
01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:27,246
[♪♪♪]
1364
01:25:35,004 --> 01:25:37,923
Shit, where did these guys learn to fight?
1365
01:25:48,768 --> 01:25:51,687
Okay, tough guy,
you want a piece of me now, huh?
1366
01:25:51,771 --> 01:25:53,397
My back's not turned the other way.
1367
01:25:54,523 --> 01:25:57,025
- Nice tux, you'll look good buried in it.
- Come on.
1368
01:25:57,109 --> 01:25:58,318
[♪♪♪]
1369
01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:18,881
No pain, no gain.
1370
01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:25,721
[CROWD CHEERING]
1371
01:26:32,687 --> 01:26:34,313
Hey, Ter.
1372
01:26:34,397 --> 01:26:36,565
- Buddy.
- I missed you.
1373
01:26:36,649 --> 01:26:39,777
KEVIN: Terry, are you all right?
- Kevin?
1374
01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:41,528
Hey, Sandy!
1375
01:26:41,612 --> 01:26:44,114
What are you doing here,
in a tuxedo?
1376
01:26:44,198 --> 01:26:46,867
Please go home, I'll call you tonight.
1377
01:26:48,411 --> 01:26:51,539
- Who is this guy?
- Terry's boyfriend, who are you?
1378
01:26:51,622 --> 01:26:53,540
Just a friend.
1379
01:26:53,624 --> 01:26:55,792
We can work this out.
I know you still love me.
1380
01:26:55,876 --> 01:26:58,211
No, I don't. I love someone else.
1381
01:26:58,295 --> 01:27:02,215
- Whoa, uh, thanks, but no, thanks.
- Look, we belong together. You're my--
1382
01:27:02,299 --> 01:27:06,511
Hold that thought. Can I talk to you
for one brief moment? I'll be right back.
1383
01:27:08,472 --> 01:27:12,100
- What's going on?
- Wait, it gets better.
1384
01:27:18,315 --> 01:27:21,192
Yeah, big night, huh?
1385
01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:25,614
- I bet you're a little confused.
- I think I understand.
1386
01:27:26,615 --> 01:27:28,116
I know I should have told you sooner,
1387
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:30,994
but, uh, I didn't.
1388
01:27:31,078 --> 01:27:35,415
- Um, I'm a--
- Terry, I know.
1389
01:27:35,499 --> 01:27:36,833
You're gay.
1390
01:27:37,918 --> 01:27:39,044
I'm not gay.
1391
01:27:42,673 --> 01:27:44,591
Wait a minute, now I'm confused.
1392
01:27:47,011 --> 01:27:49,638
I'm a girl. I'm a woman.
1393
01:27:49,722 --> 01:27:51,098
[LAUGHS]
1394
01:27:51,432 --> 01:27:53,642
Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper.
1395
01:27:53,726 --> 01:27:55,936
Could we please go back to the prom now?
1396
01:27:56,020 --> 01:27:58,147
I'm a female, I swear.
1397
01:27:59,899 --> 01:28:01,358
Rick.
1398
01:28:08,741 --> 01:28:12,202
- Wait, are those what I think they are?
- I'm sorry.
1399
01:28:13,204 --> 01:28:15,039
Where do you get off having tits?
1400
01:28:16,081 --> 01:28:19,876
There was this contest,
and I needed to prove it,
1401
01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:24,089
But then I stayed and I met you,
and you're so wonderful that--
1402
01:28:24,173 --> 01:28:27,885
- Shit, I can't believe this.
- Rick, I know you're mad.
1403
01:28:27,968 --> 01:28:32,055
But I think you're terrific,
and your friendship means so much to me
1404
01:28:32,139 --> 01:28:34,808
-that I just--
- Then this whole thing was bullshit.
1405
01:28:35,810 --> 01:28:37,478
Major bullshit.
1406
01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:40,063
Rick, wait.
1407
01:28:40,147 --> 01:28:43,692
You gotta understand how much
you mean to me, you've gotta believe me.
1408
01:28:43,776 --> 01:28:47,571
Right, Terrence, because
you've been so honest up till now.
1409
01:28:58,332 --> 01:29:01,877
- So how's the fish?
- Great, I put a frogman in the bowl.
1410
01:29:01,961 --> 01:29:05,297
And you know what?
They really do love pizza.
1411
01:29:08,717 --> 01:29:11,219
- Rick, can't you just forgive me?
- No, I can't.
1412
01:29:11,303 --> 01:29:12,929
Rick.
1413
01:29:15,724 --> 01:29:18,017
[CROWD GASPS THEN MUSIC STOPS]
1414
01:29:22,398 --> 01:29:25,192
It's okay, everybody. It's all right.
1415
01:29:26,735 --> 01:29:28,778
- He has tits.
- What?
1416
01:29:28,863 --> 01:29:30,948
Come on, Deborah, let's go.
1417
01:29:42,251 --> 01:29:43,543
[CHUCKLES]
1418
01:29:44,712 --> 01:29:48,382
[IN DEEP VOICE] Whoa, 9:15 already.
1419
01:29:48,465 --> 01:29:51,718
Well, gotta go.
1420
01:29:53,012 --> 01:29:56,974
Had a lovely time, have a nice prom.
1421
01:30:01,437 --> 01:30:02,563
Hi.
1422
01:30:02,646 --> 01:30:05,231
- You're probably here with a date.
- Yeah.
1423
01:30:06,233 --> 01:30:07,400
[♪♪♪]
1424
01:30:13,741 --> 01:30:15,367
Thanks, son.
1425
01:30:19,413 --> 01:30:20,705
[♪♪♪]
1426
01:30:50,611 --> 01:30:53,113
Buddy, Why'd you bring Kevin?
1427
01:30:54,698 --> 01:30:57,617
- Good evening.
- Whoops.
1428
01:30:57,701 --> 01:30:58,702
BUDDY:
Hey, no problem.
1429
01:30:58,786 --> 01:31:03,040
Just a couple of nice, clean,
all-American kids experimenting with sex.
1430
01:31:03,123 --> 01:31:05,416
- You remember Sandy, the fish girl?
- Hi.
1431
01:31:06,418 --> 01:31:07,877
Hello.
1432
01:31:09,213 --> 01:31:13,008
You know, my voyage of self-discovery...
1433
01:31:15,219 --> 01:31:17,804
has ended in despair.
1434
01:31:17,888 --> 01:31:22,388
Hey, that's so interesting, really.
Could you shut the light off, please?
1435
01:31:22,518 --> 01:31:23,393
[SANDY GIGGLES]
1436
01:31:27,398 --> 01:31:28,399
[♪♪♪]
1437
01:31:51,422 --> 01:31:52,548
[SOBBING]
1438
01:32:13,902 --> 01:32:16,404
I'm seeing Julian again this weekend.
1439
01:32:16,488 --> 01:32:18,865
He is so cool.
1440
01:32:18,949 --> 01:32:23,449
- I can't believe I finally lucked out.
- Denise, he is the lucky one.
1441
01:32:24,371 --> 01:32:26,289
Hey, Terry.
1442
01:32:26,373 --> 01:32:28,458
Is it true you broke up
with that college guy?
1443
01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:32,754
- It's true.
- You wanna go out Saturday night?
1444
01:32:32,838 --> 01:32:35,465
Oh. I'm sorry, but I'm really not ready.
1445
01:32:35,549 --> 01:32:38,385
What about Sunday,
you think that's enough time?
1446
01:32:38,469 --> 01:32:40,053
Thanks.
1447
01:32:42,014 --> 01:32:44,808
Terry, you have to snap out of this.
1448
01:32:44,892 --> 01:32:46,393
I will.
1449
01:32:46,477 --> 01:32:49,104
Just may take me a couple of years.
1450
01:32:50,355 --> 01:32:51,981
Terry.
1451
01:32:52,066 --> 01:32:54,109
I really liked your article.
1452
01:32:54,193 --> 01:32:58,071
Especially the part on how you can
be cool even if you don't dress cool.
1453
01:32:59,073 --> 01:33:00,574
I feel the same way.
1454
01:33:01,575 --> 01:33:03,451
You wanna go out sometime?
1455
01:33:04,453 --> 01:33:05,829
Oh.
1456
01:33:06,830 --> 01:33:08,748
I'm really not ready yet.
1457
01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:11,668
Thanks anyway.
1458
01:33:17,174 --> 01:33:19,259
GIRL:
Shelley, wait up.
1459
01:33:22,054 --> 01:33:25,182
Terry, could you come in here please?
1460
01:33:26,183 --> 01:33:27,559
Mr. Raymaker.
1461
01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:30,520
Come into my office.
1462
01:33:39,822 --> 01:33:42,783
I read your article in the Sun-Tribune.
1463
01:33:43,867 --> 01:33:47,078
- Congratulations on winning.
- Thanks.
1464
01:33:47,162 --> 01:33:49,622
It was real good.
1465
01:33:51,291 --> 01:33:55,503
- And I'm sorry I misjudged you.
- You don't have to apologize.
1466
01:33:55,587 --> 01:33:58,339
I wouldn't have this job
if it weren't for you.
1467
01:33:58,423 --> 01:34:02,844
You forced me to fight for what I wanted
and I will never forget you for that.
1468
01:34:03,846 --> 01:34:05,138
Thank you.
1469
01:34:06,140 --> 01:34:08,142
I learned a lot too.
1470
01:34:13,021 --> 01:34:16,649
What about that kid you wrote
the article about, Rick?
1471
01:34:16,733 --> 01:34:18,234
He hates me.
1472
01:34:18,318 --> 01:34:19,277
Well, that's too bad.
1473
01:34:21,321 --> 01:34:22,613
You really like him, don't you?
1474
01:34:24,283 --> 01:34:25,617
Why do you say that?
1475
01:34:27,494 --> 01:34:28,745
I read your article.
1476
01:34:41,550 --> 01:34:42,759
[TIRES SCREECH]
1477
01:34:43,760 --> 01:34:47,597
Don't worry, I'm a stunt driver,
I do this for a living.
1478
01:34:50,809 --> 01:34:53,061
Swift parking job, Bud.
1479
01:34:53,145 --> 01:34:56,148
- And you're late.
- Yeah, I ran out of gas.
1480
01:34:56,231 --> 01:34:59,484
But don't worry,
I put a buck's worth in, on me.
1481
01:35:01,945 --> 01:35:06,445
- Terry, it's summer, smile.
- My face hurts when I smile.
1482
01:35:07,159 --> 01:35:09,828
Listen to me, O sister of my loins.
1483
01:35:09,912 --> 01:35:12,915
I've got a driver's license and a sex life.
1484
01:35:12,998 --> 01:35:15,583
You've got the job of your dreams
and a chauffeur.
1485
01:35:15,667 --> 01:35:18,753
Life is sweet, let's get an ice cream.
1486
01:35:20,297 --> 01:35:21,923
- Uh...
- [TERRY CLEARS THROAT]
1487
01:35:22,007 --> 01:35:23,883
It's, uh, for you.
1488
01:35:28,013 --> 01:35:29,514
You look very good in a dress.
1489
01:35:30,724 --> 01:35:32,559
Very good.
1490
01:35:37,606 --> 01:35:39,024
I thought you hated me.
1491
01:35:40,525 --> 01:35:42,485
I missed you.
1492
01:35:44,112 --> 01:35:46,489
I read your article. Do you, uh...
1493
01:35:47,699 --> 01:35:50,076
still feel the same way about me?
1494
01:35:53,789 --> 01:35:54,998
Yeah, I guess I do.
1495
01:35:59,378 --> 01:36:01,046
Why don't we go out and have some fun?
1496
01:36:01,129 --> 01:36:03,965
You know, maybe we could go dancing
Friday night?
1497
01:36:04,049 --> 01:36:05,508
Wait a minute.
1498
01:36:06,635 --> 01:36:10,013
I'm the guy here.
Let me just try this, okay?
1499
01:36:11,014 --> 01:36:14,809
Why don't we go out dancing Friday night?
1500
01:36:14,893 --> 01:36:17,437
What an original idea.
1501
01:36:18,605 --> 01:36:21,065
- Hey, you wanna go for a ride?
- Yeah.
1502
01:36:21,149 --> 01:36:23,818
Ah-- As long as I get to drive.
1503
01:36:24,820 --> 01:36:26,112
[♪♪♪]
1504
01:36:33,078 --> 01:36:34,245
TERRY:
Come on, Buddy.
1505
01:36:55,642 --> 01:36:59,020
♪ They say we're worlds apart ♪
1506
01:36:59,104 --> 01:37:03,604
♪ We don't belong together ♪
1507
01:37:03,859 --> 01:37:07,487
♪ But I've got this need in my heart ♪
1508
01:37:07,571 --> 01:37:12,071
♪ That careless thought can't sever ♪
1509
01:37:12,951 --> 01:37:15,286
♪ Now we're alone ♪
1510
01:37:15,370 --> 01:37:17,080
♪ Now we're alone ♪
1511
01:37:17,164 --> 01:37:21,293
♪ And no one can take that away ♪
1512
01:37:21,376 --> 01:37:23,628
♪ You're safe in my arms ♪
1513
01:37:23,712 --> 01:37:25,797
♪ Safe in my arms ♪
1514
01:37:25,881 --> 01:37:27,924
♪ Don't go away ♪
1515
01:37:28,008 --> 01:37:32,508
♪ Don't go away ♪
1516
01:37:32,596 --> 01:37:37,096
♪ Say you'll stay ♪
1517
01:37:38,143 --> 01:37:40,645
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1518
01:37:40,729 --> 01:37:42,313
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1519
01:37:42,397 --> 01:37:44,649
♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪
1520
01:37:44,733 --> 01:37:46,568
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1521
01:37:46,651 --> 01:37:49,153
♪ Tonight, you're mine, baby ♪
1522
01:37:49,237 --> 01:37:50,947
♪ Make it forever ♪
1523
01:37:51,031 --> 01:37:53,241
♪ Let's make it last forever ♪
1524
01:37:53,325 --> 01:37:55,076
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1525
01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:57,745
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1526
01:37:57,829 --> 01:37:59,413
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1527
01:37:59,498 --> 01:38:01,708
♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪
1528
01:38:01,792 --> 01:38:03,585
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1529
01:38:03,668 --> 01:38:06,337
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1530
01:38:06,421 --> 01:38:08,047
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1531
01:38:08,131 --> 01:38:12,093
♪ Let's make it last forever ♪
1532
01:38:12,177 --> 01:38:15,555
♪ You live your life on the run ♪
1533
01:38:15,639 --> 01:38:20,139
♪ And I see you just a little ♪
1534
01:38:20,227 --> 01:38:24,064
♪ But as long as I need someone ♪
1535
01:38:24,147 --> 01:38:28,442
♪ I'll keep a light in my window ♪
1536
01:38:29,444 --> 01:38:31,737
♪ So promise one thing ♪
1537
01:38:31,822 --> 01:38:33,615
♪ Promise one thing ♪
1538
01:38:33,698 --> 01:38:37,868
♪ You'll keep me inside of your dreams ♪
1539
01:38:37,953 --> 01:38:40,246
♪ 'Cause after tonight ♪
1540
01:38:40,330 --> 01:38:42,123
♪ After tonight ♪
1541
01:38:42,207 --> 01:38:44,751
♪ if I set you free ♪
1542
01:38:44,835 --> 01:38:49,089
♪ Set you free ♪
1543
01:38:49,172 --> 01:38:51,757
♪ Set you free ♪
1544
01:38:51,842 --> 01:38:54,636
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1545
01:38:54,719 --> 01:38:57,221
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1546
01:38:57,305 --> 01:38:59,056
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1547
01:38:59,141 --> 01:39:01,309
♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪
1548
01:39:01,393 --> 01:39:03,186
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1549
01:39:03,270 --> 01:39:05,563
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1550
01:39:05,647 --> 01:39:07,523
♪ Make it forever ♪
1551
01:39:07,607 --> 01:39:10,109
♪ Let's make it last forever ♪
1552
01:39:10,193 --> 01:39:11,611
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1553
01:39:11,695 --> 01:39:14,322
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1554
01:39:14,406 --> 01:39:15,949
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1555
01:39:16,032 --> 01:39:18,325
♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪
1556
01:39:18,410 --> 01:39:20,161
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1557
01:39:20,245 --> 01:39:22,580
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1558
01:39:22,664 --> 01:39:24,290
♪ Oh ♪
1559
01:39:24,374 --> 01:39:28,711
♪ Let's make it last forever ♪
1560
01:39:44,352 --> 01:39:48,852
♪ Say you'll stay ♪
1561
01:39:49,191 --> 01:39:53,691
♪ Stay ♪
1562
01:39:54,279 --> 01:39:56,781
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1563
01:39:56,865 --> 01:39:58,491
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1564
01:39:58,575 --> 01:40:00,827
♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪
1565
01:40:00,911 --> 01:40:02,704
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1566
01:40:02,787 --> 01:40:05,289
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1567
01:40:05,373 --> 01:40:07,041
♪ Make it forever ♪
1568
01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:09,585
♪ Let's make it last forever ♪
1569
01:40:09,669 --> 01:40:14,169
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪♪
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