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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,731 --> 00:00:25,566 [BIRDS SINGING] 2 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,586 [ALARM CLOCK BUZZING] 3 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:48,172 [MIDNIGHT STAR'S "GIRLS GOT SOMETHING BOYS AIN'T GOT" PLAYING] 4 00:00:57,723 --> 00:01:02,223 ♪ It was just another Saturday night I was jamming with the guys ♪ 5 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:07,107 ♪ Hanging out on the corner ♪ 6 00:01:07,191 --> 00:01:10,527 ♪ Just watching the girls go by ♪ 7 00:01:10,611 --> 00:01:15,111 ♪ Suddenly I noticed They were staring back at me ♪ 8 00:01:16,867 --> 00:01:21,367 ♪ And when I took a closer look I couldn't help but see ♪ 9 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:23,332 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 10 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,376 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 11 00:01:25,459 --> 00:01:26,376 ♪ That boys ain't got ♪ 12 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:28,503 ♪ That boys ain't got ♪ 13 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,674 ♪ Drives them crazy ♪ 14 00:01:31,757 --> 00:01:33,216 ♪ Gets them hot ♪ 15 00:01:34,927 --> 00:01:37,763 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 16 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:41,016 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 17 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,684 ♪ That boys ain't got ♪ 18 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,272 ♪ Just ain't got ♪ 19 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:57,074 ♪ Like a bee that needs its honey ♪ 20 00:01:57,158 --> 00:02:00,536 ♪ Like a moth drawn to the flame ♪ 21 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,706 ♪ Can't escape the facts of life ♪ 22 00:02:03,789 --> 00:02:06,833 ♪ Captured by the day ♪ 23 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:11,417 ♪ That's the way the story's been Since Adam fell for Eve ♪ 24 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:16,218 ♪ Just one taste is all it takes ♪ 25 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,512 ♪ To make the boys believe ♪ 26 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:19,763 ♪ The girls got something ♪ 27 00:02:19,847 --> 00:02:21,682 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 28 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,934 ♪ That boys ain't got ♪ 29 00:02:24,935 --> 00:02:27,938 ♪ Drives them crazy ♪ 30 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:30,190 ♪ Gets them hot ♪ 31 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:34,069 ♪ Girls got something, whoo ♪ 32 00:02:34,153 --> 00:02:37,281 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 33 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,033 ♪ That boys ain't got ♪ 34 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:42,369 ♪ Oh ♪ 35 00:02:43,704 --> 00:02:46,623 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 36 00:02:46,707 --> 00:02:48,750 ♪ Girls got something ♪♪ 37 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:52,588 - Terry? - Denise, why aren't you in Science? 38 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,716 They're showing a filmstrip, everyone left. I have to talk to you. 39 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,970 - I'm really into this article. - I know, but I need your advice, 40 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:03,223 and you are my best friend, and I tried to deal with it myself, 41 00:03:03,307 --> 00:03:05,392 and I'm really stressed out. 42 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,854 Three guys wanna take me out. I'm not too thrilled by any of them, 43 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:13,275 but think I should go in case I don't have a real boyfriend by the prom. 44 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:17,821 - Okay, who are the guys? - If I give you names, you cannot laugh. 45 00:03:17,905 --> 00:03:21,491 I know, you have the perfect college boyfriend. 46 00:03:21,575 --> 00:03:25,620 - You think Kevin's perfect? - He's a god, okay? 47 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,791 Can we talk about me now? Where was I? 48 00:03:28,874 --> 00:03:29,708 [SIGHS] 49 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:34,292 Bruce Shulman, Edward Zink and Roger Gibbler. 50 00:03:34,922 --> 00:03:37,591 - This is serious. - I know. 51 00:03:38,592 --> 00:03:43,092 All right, on a scale of lame to cute, who rates the least low? 52 00:03:45,307 --> 00:03:46,891 They're all lame. 53 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:50,229 Put Roger in a rent-a-tux, he might move up to semi-lame. 54 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,774 Okay, forget looks. Who's got the hottest car? 55 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:57,570 A Pinto, Dad's Skylark, and a Schwinn. 56 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,573 Looks like you're gonna have to skip the prom. 57 00:04:00,656 --> 00:04:01,490 [DENISE SIGHS] 58 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:05,327 Hey. Hey, everybody. Listen up! Hey. 59 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,954 A lot of you've been giving me grief 60 00:04:07,037 --> 00:04:10,331 about this Sun-Tribune journalism competition. 61 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:13,043 Well, I finally got all of your submissions read. 62 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:15,420 Now, during my planning period, 63 00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:18,215 I picked the best two, and then from those, 64 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:22,136 and from those submitted by your pals over at Sturgis-Wilder. 65 00:04:22,219 --> 00:04:24,095 [BOOING AND HISSING] 66 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,055 [CHUCKLES] 67 00:04:26,056 --> 00:04:27,515 Thank you. 68 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,353 The Trib will pick one and award somebody a summer internship. 69 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,646 Okay? 70 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:36,817 I'll post the names of the winners in the trophy case after I finish my lunch. 71 00:04:37,818 --> 00:04:39,986 Tuna salad on whole wheat. 72 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,284 A summer job at the Sun-Tribune, think about it. 73 00:04:46,368 --> 00:04:50,288 I'll think about that. You think about me at the prom with a lizard. 74 00:04:50,372 --> 00:04:53,041 - I think you're exaggerating. - Hi, Denise. 75 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,210 Are you busy Saturday night? 76 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:57,254 Sorry. 77 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,256 [MOUTHS] That's four. 78 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:07,973 Mr. Raymaker. 79 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:11,101 Mr. Vino, the Driver's Ed. teacher, just ran over a dog. 80 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:13,187 Should I take a photographer? 81 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:15,564 No. 82 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,155 What's up, Terry? 83 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,991 - Ah, how's it going, Terry? - Hi, guys. 84 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:27,701 Hi, guys. 85 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:29,787 Bye, guys. 86 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:33,290 - Am I invisible? - They were in a hurry. 87 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:35,793 You are so hot. 88 00:05:35,876 --> 00:05:39,588 Buddy, I just ate. 89 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:43,092 - Thanks for stopping by, Bud. BUDDY: Anytime, sis. 90 00:05:43,175 --> 00:05:46,136 Our parents are gone for two weeks. Know what that means? 91 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:48,138 Their king-size bed is empty. 92 00:05:49,139 --> 00:05:50,723 Well, what do you think? 93 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:55,308 I think if you and I were the last man and woman on Earth, 94 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,856 the human race would die out. 95 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,191 [CHUCKLES] 96 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:02,278 You want time to think it over. I understand. 97 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,699 I have two words for you. Slumber party. 98 00:06:06,782 --> 00:06:11,161 We'll invite every girl you know. Tall, short, loose, easy. 99 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:12,496 I'll be the bartender. 100 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:16,333 They can use my bedroom, they can use my body. 101 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:20,379 - I wanna help. - You wanna molest my friends. 102 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:24,424 - Forget it. - Why? 103 00:06:24,508 --> 00:06:26,885 You'll have a party, and I'll... 104 00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:28,470 [MOANING] 105 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:32,140 - Oh, God. - Does he do this at the dinner table? 106 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:36,770 Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. 107 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:41,024 I've had lots of sex. It's just that now I'd like to try it with a partner. 108 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:45,112 We really have to get back to school. 109 00:06:45,195 --> 00:06:46,946 Yes, we must get back. 110 00:06:48,198 --> 00:06:50,491 Wanna make sure my article's in the trophy case. 111 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,995 Yes, we really must get going. 112 00:06:53,078 --> 00:06:55,747 You have to get going? I'm 15 years old. 113 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:59,584 In two years, I reach the peak of my sexual powers. 114 00:06:59,668 --> 00:07:03,046 The clock is ticking, I have to get jamming. 115 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:06,133 Can't you hear what you're saying? 116 00:07:07,134 --> 00:07:10,679 - Aren't you a little embarrassed? - Nope, I'm horny. 117 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:14,224 Horny will kick embarrassment's ass every time. 118 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,726 Budster, listen to me. 119 00:07:15,809 --> 00:07:19,813 Don't you want your first time to be with someone you love? 120 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:22,816 I guarantee you, I'll be in love. 121 00:07:23,817 --> 00:07:28,317 There's Lisa Macadoo, I hear she'll do anything with anybody. 122 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:32,284 She looks pretty cheap to me. 123 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:34,453 Me too. 124 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,583 I am so excited. You know this job means, like, everything in life to me. 125 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,877 I know. Just work in the sports section. 126 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,171 That way we can interview all the cute jocks. 127 00:07:44,254 --> 00:07:48,341 You are gonna be so proud of me, I'm gonna make such a great reporter. 128 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:53,347 - I'm not there. DENISE: Why aren't you there? 129 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:58,727 Neal Perlow and Joseph Dreyer? 130 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:12,407 And then I had Terry Griffith, fourth period Civics. 131 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:14,701 Did you see what she's wearing? 132 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:17,454 The legs do not stop. 133 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:20,165 I say we flunk her, keep her here for another year. 134 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:21,875 [LAUGHS] 135 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,378 You better be careful, you could lose your job. 136 00:08:24,461 --> 00:08:26,838 It'd be worth it. It's not that great a job. 137 00:08:26,922 --> 00:08:28,924 [LAUGHS] 138 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:37,224 - Terry. - What's wrong with my article? 139 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,728 Well, there isn't anything wrong with it, per se. 140 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:44,940 It's just not outstanding work. 141 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:47,151 Well, I think it is. 142 00:08:47,234 --> 00:08:50,403 What do you give me straight A's for, my wardrobe? 143 00:08:50,487 --> 00:08:54,908 I give you the A's because of your hard work. And you write well. 144 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:59,162 But this contest, it's a completely different ballgame. 145 00:08:59,246 --> 00:09:01,581 When I read those articles, I have to ask, 146 00:09:01,665 --> 00:09:03,708 "Does this person have a nose for the news? 147 00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:06,628 Do they dig out the most interesting angle?" 148 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:10,173 So what you're trying to tell me is that the nutritional content 149 00:09:10,257 --> 00:09:12,300 of our school lunches isn't interesting. 150 00:09:14,386 --> 00:09:17,639 Look, Terry, I know that you're disappointed. 151 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,434 But I had to pick kids who've got a real shot 152 00:09:20,517 --> 00:09:22,477 at becoming professional journalists. 153 00:09:22,561 --> 00:09:25,605 I am going to be a reporter. 154 00:09:25,689 --> 00:09:28,274 That's good. I like that attitude. 155 00:09:28,358 --> 00:09:32,612 But don't you think it would be nice to have something to fall back on? 156 00:09:32,696 --> 00:09:35,073 - Like what? - Uh... 157 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:37,450 Well, you're a pretty girl, you could be a model. 158 00:09:37,534 --> 00:09:39,118 Be a model? 159 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:42,080 Why, because a pretty girl can't possibly have a brain? 160 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:45,292 - Look, what I meant was-- - I know what you meant. 161 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:48,795 This is a great article and it belongs at the Sun-Tribune. 162 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:53,801 And you are so clueless to life, it is really pathetic. 163 00:09:57,846 --> 00:09:58,972 [CHUCKLES] 164 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,891 [♪♪♪] 165 00:10:00,974 --> 00:10:02,809 [DOORBELL RINGS] 166 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,352 [SIGHS] 167 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:11,109 Terry, it's Mr. Wonderful. 168 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,535 [DOORBELL CONTINUES RINGING] 169 00:10:20,744 --> 00:10:22,829 Always when I'm busy. 170 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,585 - She's in the pool. - What took you so long? 171 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:33,169 - I knew it was you. - I keep forgetting how young you are. 172 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:36,218 What a waste of a sports car. 173 00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:46,144 Listen, everything's gonna be all right. 174 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:52,609 How'd this get in here? 175 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:02,657 - Why do you always tie double knots? - Kevin, please, forget the knot. 176 00:11:02,786 --> 00:11:05,455 What I need is a little sympathy. 177 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,333 I had my heart set on that summer job. 178 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:11,545 Oh, Terry. 179 00:11:11,628 --> 00:11:14,797 I know exactly how you feel. Hmm. 180 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,967 Can I tell you a little story? 181 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:22,305 When I was a kid, I was obsessed with being a fireman. 182 00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:26,889 I used to set little fires in the backyard, and I'd practice putting them out. 183 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,646 Then one day... 184 00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:33,566 when I was 12, I learned I could never be a fireman. 185 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,403 Why, what happened? 186 00:11:36,486 --> 00:11:40,448 I found out how much money they make. Pitiful. 187 00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:41,407 [TERRY SIGHS] 188 00:11:41,491 --> 00:11:45,244 Don't you understand that I don't care what reporters make? 189 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:49,541 I can't remember a time when there was anything else I wanted to do. 190 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:53,837 And it's discouraging when Raymaker tells me that I should become a model. 191 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,632 Hey, why not? You're a knockout. 192 00:11:56,715 --> 00:12:00,552 Besides, models make some pretty nice bucks. 193 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,554 You don't think I can do it either. 194 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:07,059 Well, no, that's not exactly what I said, exactly. 195 00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:09,227 Yeah, well, it was close enough. 196 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:12,647 You know, it's lucky for you I'm in love with you, I think, 197 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,900 or I'd probably never speak to you again. 198 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,112 I'd like to be alone, please. 199 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:22,365 Now? Can't you be alone when your parents are home? 200 00:12:22,449 --> 00:12:24,659 Since you haven't listened to one word I've said 201 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:28,872 why don't you try reading my lips. Goodbye, Kevin. 202 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,083 Would you rather spend the night at the frat house? 203 00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:37,255 ♪ I like my playthings ♪ 204 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:41,468 - All men care about is sex! - I resent that. 205 00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:43,427 ♪ Fast, hot... ♪ 206 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,597 Big improvement, huh? 207 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,058 The room needed something. 208 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:52,270 Your room is why my life is totally screwed up. 209 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:56,854 You guys think beautiful women are nothing but decoration, total airheads. 210 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,985 Hey, not me. 211 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:02,322 These women have my deepest respect. 212 00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:06,075 For showing their boobs? 213 00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:08,411 And for their minds. 214 00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:12,995 It just so happens that Kim here reads Vonnegut in her bubble bath. 215 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,086 And Luanne has dedicated her centerfold 216 00:13:16,169 --> 00:13:18,754 to help clean up toxic waste. 217 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:23,301 And the only reason Barbara does her physics homework buck-naked... 218 00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:25,970 is because that library's hot. 219 00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:29,182 Come on, Buddy, admit it, 220 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:33,353 you would love to spend your entire life just using women's bodies. 221 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,480 Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds. 222 00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:39,358 I'd like a little time to reminisce. 223 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:42,737 Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid? 224 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:43,738 A blowjob? 225 00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:49,911 - Hey, I'm sorry. - This is the perfect end to my day. 226 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,747 I mean, it's as if women's lib never existed. 227 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:57,331 Today's woman has the freedom to be just as sick and perverted as us guys. 228 00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:00,130 Oh, that's wonderful. 229 00:14:00,213 --> 00:14:04,713 I mean, I write an excellent article, and just because I'm cute, 230 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:07,929 no one takes me seriously. It's not fair. 231 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,516 And yet, somehow you find the courage to go on living. 232 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,768 You got guts. 233 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,021 Sometimes I just wish I were a guy. 234 00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:18,314 No, you don't. 235 00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:22,898 The male body needs sex at all times. It's a living hell. 236 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:27,695 I bet if a guy turned in the same article, it would be at the Sun-Tribune now. 237 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,242 Yeah, no kidding. 238 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,872 Hey, does Miss April look straight? 239 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,168 [DOORBELL RINGS] 240 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,174 What are the odds of this being a homeless nymphomaniac? 241 00:14:46,301 --> 00:14:48,928 - [IN DEEP VOICE] ls your sister home? - Yeah. 242 00:14:49,012 --> 00:14:51,514 Hey, Terry, you got company. 243 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:55,643 Terry? 244 00:14:58,605 --> 00:15:01,816 Why am I brain damaged? I just fooled my own brother. 245 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:05,862 Hey, I wasn't paying attention. Now I am. Hello, Terry. 246 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,531 I think I can pull this off. 247 00:15:08,615 --> 00:15:12,577 This morning I knew her. I talked to her, she screamed at me. 248 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:16,665 Everything was great. Now she's wearing my clothes. 249 00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:20,126 - Who do you think you are, Tootsie? - No. 250 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:24,464 Okay, Yentl, what do you wanna be, a rabbi? 251 00:15:25,465 --> 00:15:27,592 Just tell me what's wrong. 252 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,260 Really? 253 00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:34,724 Okay, well, uh... 254 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,727 Look how you're standing. 255 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,562 I mean, drop your hands. 256 00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:42,273 Okay, now stick your hip in. 257 00:15:42,357 --> 00:15:44,650 All right, now move your feet apart. 258 00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:47,778 Okay. Guys take up space. 259 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,365 All right, now you gotta look tougher. 260 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,786 Very crucial, something every guy does. 261 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,663 Let me see you scratch your balls. 262 00:15:56,746 --> 00:15:57,830 [CLICKS TONGUE] 263 00:15:57,914 --> 00:16:00,499 Hey, come on, try it. 264 00:16:05,672 --> 00:16:07,715 Wait a minute. 265 00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:10,092 Watch the master. 266 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,346 Now, first, there's your basic shift. 267 00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:15,431 [SIGHS] 268 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,600 [GRUNTS] 269 00:16:17,684 --> 00:16:19,477 But that's not always enough. 270 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:23,773 Sometimes you've got to get inside, dig a little, let some air in, 271 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,067 move things around. 272 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,487 Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch. 273 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,407 All balls itch, it's a fact. 274 00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:35,660 Well, maybe this would help. 275 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,335 Not bad. 276 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,799 Shit, maybe I should try that. 277 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:53,052 Okay, let's see you walk. 278 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,972 Hold it. 279 00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:01,186 Look, you got balls now, use them. 280 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,063 Say, baby, what's happening? 281 00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:07,275 I'm a lean, mean sex machine, and that be the way it is. 282 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,029 Say, baby, what's happening? I'm a lean, mean sex machine, 283 00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:14,615 - and that be the way it is. - Heh. 284 00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:17,952 I think you'll pass as long as you don't move. Heh. 285 00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:19,579 I'm gonna do it. 286 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:24,163 I'm going to take that article to Sturgis-Wilder and submit it as a guy. 287 00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:28,254 It makes perfect sense. Got a problem, you get in drag. Heh. 288 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:31,632 You don't think I can do it, do you? 289 00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,928 No way. 290 00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:37,722 But I'd love to see you try. 291 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,808 [CHUCKLING] 292 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,940 [♪♪♪] 293 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,471 Hey, how you doing? 294 00:18:19,472 --> 00:18:21,849 We'll talk more later. 295 00:18:23,351 --> 00:18:25,728 GREG: There you go. Keep lifting those weights. 296 00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:30,312 Once you're into power-blitzing, doing super-sets is like jerking off. 297 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,486 The key is to work out every possible minute. 298 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,530 Like, say you don't have any weights. 299 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,240 You use freshmen. 300 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,702 I'm serious. Excuse me. 301 00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:42,369 This'll just take a minute. 302 00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:45,164 Okay, get a good grip... 303 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,750 Bend your knees and lift. 304 00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:51,295 - Unh. - One, two. One, two. 305 00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,922 [BOTH GRUNTING] 306 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:56,926 Hey, no pain, no gain. This is great for the deltoids. 307 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,303 - Thanks, kid. - Happy to help. 308 00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:00,471 [TERRY LAUGHING] 309 00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,644 TERRY: Uh... Heh. 310 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,062 [CLEARS THROAT] 311 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,358 Who invited you? 312 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,901 Uh, heh. 313 00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:15,486 I'm new here. 314 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,196 Just what we need, another pussy. 315 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,906 [ALL CHUCKLE] 316 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:24,536 Strong as an ox, and almost as smart. 317 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,039 BOTH: Ooh. 318 00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:31,627 Another good exercise for upper-body strength, the pussy toss for distance. 319 00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:34,547 Hey, get off me! Get off me right-- Get off! 320 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,050 Aah. 321 00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:40,261 Watch the prickers. Mm, damn. 322 00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:48,144 Great bunch of guys. 323 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,438 I see you met Greg Tolan. 324 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,024 He kind of runs the school. 325 00:19:55,568 --> 00:19:57,820 I'm Rick Morehouse. 326 00:19:59,864 --> 00:20:02,491 Try not to get us confused. 327 00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:11,955 Willie, will you give us a synopsis of Catcher in the Rye? 328 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,631 [MIMICKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] 329 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:23,221 Catcher in the Rye, a novel written by the earthling Salinger 330 00:20:23,304 --> 00:20:27,558 that every adolescent Homo sapien in America is forced to read... 331 00:20:27,642 --> 00:20:29,477 You didn't read it, did you? 332 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:34,061 Our mission on your planet is to study human behavioral patterns. 333 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:39,316 Last night, we simulated a daily teenage ritual, homework avoidance. 334 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,699 We consumed large quantities of fermented hops 335 00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:46,243 and were transformed into degenerate party animal head-bangers. 336 00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:48,203 [STUDENTS LAUGH] 337 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,747 [MIMICS GOAT BLEATING] 338 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:53,209 - Can I go to the restroom, please? - Three minutes. 339 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,962 I don't care what galaxy you two are from. 340 00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:59,214 You've been pulling this routine for three years. 341 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,843 You'll be here another year if you don't straighten up. 342 00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:05,137 I want that homework now. 343 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,810 The Earth woman seems so tense. 344 00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,604 Irritable. 345 00:21:12,687 --> 00:21:14,522 Too much coffee. 346 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,773 Not enough sex. 347 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,611 [BOTH MIMICKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] 348 00:21:21,821 --> 00:21:23,823 [MIMICKING EXPLOSION] 349 00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:29,245 [SHALAMAR'S "JUST ONE OF THE GUYS" PLAYING] 350 00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:43,968 ♪ Yeah ♪ 351 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:50,057 ♪ On the streets people talk All the strangers that you meet ♪ 352 00:21:50,141 --> 00:21:54,311 ♪ Watch you move, how you walk Little secrets ♪ 353 00:21:54,395 --> 00:21:56,522 ♪ Take it out face-to-face ♪ 354 00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,691 ♪ Cross the line of fantasy ♪ 355 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,819 ♪ If you want You can come along with me ♪ 356 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,362 ♪ One of the guys ♪ 357 00:22:04,572 --> 00:22:07,366 ♪ Stick together ♪ 358 00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:09,034 ♪ Reputations ♪ 359 00:22:09,118 --> 00:22:12,454 ♪ Out on the streets One of the guys ♪ 360 00:22:13,456 --> 00:22:16,083 ♪ Hard to measure ♪ 361 00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:18,878 ♪ Where the love is Just call when you need ♪ 362 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,546 Just finished. 363 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,341 I care. 364 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,886 ♪ No one knows what's inside ♪ 365 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,055 ♪ Girl, you're hungry for the dream ♪ 366 00:22:29,138 --> 00:22:31,974 ♪ If you want You can come with me ♪ 367 00:22:32,058 --> 00:22:33,017 ♪ One of the guys ♪ 368 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,977 Low-budget pud-sucking dick nose! 369 00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:37,730 ♪ Stick together ♪ 370 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,398 ♪ Reputations ♪ 371 00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:43,068 ♪ Out on the streets One of the guys ♪ 372 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,743 Way to go, big Ter. 373 00:22:51,744 --> 00:22:55,080 ♪ They stick together ♪ 374 00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:56,707 ♪ Reputations ♪ 375 00:22:56,791 --> 00:23:00,419 ♪ Out on the streets One of the guys ♪ 376 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:14,475 Table pressing. Good for strength and definition. 377 00:23:20,189 --> 00:23:22,107 Full extension is very important. 378 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:36,998 No pain, no gain. 379 00:24:02,815 --> 00:24:04,817 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING AND SHOUTING] 380 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:17,993 MAN 1: Got you! MAN 2: Keep your face out of my locker. 381 00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:31,385 TERRY: Uh, Coach Morrison? MORRISON: One moment, son. 382 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:40,895 Bowling, a great game. 383 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,313 The greatest. 384 00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,315 But it's more than a game. 385 00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:47,068 It's the ultimate challenge. 386 00:24:47,151 --> 00:24:48,986 One man, 387 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,154 one ball... 388 00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:53,907 10 pins. 389 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,995 - Ten frames too. Heh. - Exactly! 390 00:24:57,078 --> 00:25:00,706 Uh, see, coach, I just transferred here from another school, 391 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:04,794 so I don't have my gym clothes yet, so I guess I'll just go to study hall. 392 00:25:04,877 --> 00:25:05,711 Hold it. 393 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,674 Everyone dresses for my gym class. 394 00:25:10,758 --> 00:25:12,176 Everyone. 395 00:25:13,177 --> 00:25:14,720 Great. 396 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:18,432 I have surprise jock inspections three times a week. 397 00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:20,100 A word to the wise: 398 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:22,812 Wear it. 399 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,817 PHIL: Mm. WILLIE: Hmm. 400 00:25:31,654 --> 00:25:34,490 Hey, yo, Mark, throw me a towel, huh? 401 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:39,074 - Willie, I hate gym. I really hate gym. - I really hate gym a lot. 402 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,372 I don't like the smell. 403 00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:46,668 [TERRY CLEARS THROAT] 404 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,463 Excuse me. 405 00:25:56,387 --> 00:25:58,263 Oh, it's spreading. 406 00:25:58,347 --> 00:26:00,474 Have you ever seen anything like this? 407 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:02,977 Never. 408 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,230 MORRISON: Early shower squad! GREG: Get the new kid! 409 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,232 [ALL YELLING] 410 00:26:12,361 --> 00:26:15,155 BOY: Get off me! Get off me! 411 00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:26,542 [TOILET FLUSHES] 412 00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:28,628 [♪♪♪] 413 00:27:31,732 --> 00:27:34,443 [ALARM RINGING] 414 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,529 [ALL YELLING] 415 00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:42,909 MORRISON: Everybody out! Fire! 416 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:47,494 Calm, collected! Take only essential materials! 417 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:55,673 MAN 1: Hey, get out of my way! MAN 2: There's a fire drill. 418 00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:02,972 MORRISON: We have a saboteur in our gym class. 419 00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,308 A real scum. 420 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,437 A nimrod! 421 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:14,358 Whoever started that fire... 422 00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,862 is a human gutter ball. 423 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,366 A zero! 424 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,246 Sherbecoe, how many times have I told you 425 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:30,499 no creatures in my gym class? 426 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:33,502 If I left him in the locker, the alligators would eat him. 427 00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:38,086 You get rid of it or I'll get rid of it. 428 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,302 Shh. 429 00:28:41,385 --> 00:28:45,885 It's all right. It's okay. He's just a little upset. Don't worry about it. 430 00:28:48,267 --> 00:28:52,767 Sit. Sit. Stay. Good boy. Good boy. 431 00:28:53,564 --> 00:28:55,148 Okay, I'll be back soon for you. 432 00:28:56,442 --> 00:28:58,652 I'll take Willie if you take Phil. 433 00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:01,739 Okay, come on, guys. 434 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,079 [BOTH SQUEALING] 435 00:29:10,164 --> 00:29:11,206 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 436 00:29:11,290 --> 00:29:13,000 MORRISON: Okay. 437 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:15,252 Shirts! Skins! 438 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,546 Shirts! Skins! 439 00:29:18,881 --> 00:29:21,383 MAN 1: All right, let's play some ball. MAN 2: Yeah. 440 00:29:25,471 --> 00:29:27,473 [GRUNTING] 441 00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:30,517 Got a problem, son? 442 00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:35,101 Uh, stomach, shooting pains! I ate in the cafeteria! 443 00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:39,568 Come on, tough it out! 444 00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:43,697 When life rolls you a 7-10 split, what do you do? 445 00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:45,991 Go to the nurse? 446 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:50,037 No! Hell, no! You aim for that seven pin and let her rip! 447 00:29:51,038 --> 00:29:52,998 [YELLING] 448 00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:59,125 All right. All right. The rest of you pinheads play ball! 449 00:30:04,885 --> 00:30:09,097 - This is good work. - I knew it. Thanks, Mr. Mendosa. 450 00:30:09,181 --> 00:30:11,641 But I can't send it to the Sun-Tribune. 451 00:30:12,643 --> 00:30:15,604 - What'd you say? - Can't send it. 452 00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:20,188 Your writing skills are fine, but, man, this stuff is really boring. 453 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:25,739 You gotta grab the reader. Goose them a little. 454 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:27,616 Right. 455 00:30:28,617 --> 00:30:29,868 Goose them. 456 00:30:29,952 --> 00:30:33,413 Just because you're a guy doesn't mean you can't write with sensitivity, 457 00:30:33,497 --> 00:30:36,416 with feeling, with heart. 458 00:30:37,668 --> 00:30:40,045 But you do show promise. 459 00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:41,505 Look. 460 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:44,550 I'm not gonna choose the winners until a week from Monday. 461 00:30:44,633 --> 00:30:47,886 So think of something exciting. Try again. 462 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,225 Yeah, well, ahem... 463 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:54,893 thanks. 464 00:30:54,977 --> 00:30:56,979 [♪♪♪] 465 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:06,196 DENISE: Terry, I hate when you're depressed. 466 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:10,780 I mean, if you're this upset over your life, I should be suicidal. 467 00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:14,663 I mean, look what Kevin sent you. 468 00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:18,917 I'd do anything to come home and find roses. 469 00:31:19,001 --> 00:31:21,336 Can we define the word "anything"? 470 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:26,383 Maybe Raymaker was right about my article. 471 00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:28,677 But I know I can do better. 472 00:31:29,678 --> 00:31:31,471 I'm just confused. 473 00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:35,267 Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear. 474 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:41,273 Terry, forget it. Come back to Pearl. 475 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:45,857 So you got a bad haircut. You got a great life and a fabulous boyfriend. 476 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,863 I can't give up. 477 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:50,658 And today was a disaster, and I was a major geek, 478 00:31:50,741 --> 00:31:53,326 but they all thought I was a guy. 479 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,204 I was in the boys' locker room. 480 00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:56,579 - You were? - Yes. 481 00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:58,082 - And they were? - Yes. 482 00:31:58,165 --> 00:32:00,750 Can I be your younger brother? 483 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,586 There's a story here. 484 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:06,382 I don't know what, but I've got until a week from Monday to find it. 485 00:32:06,465 --> 00:32:10,965 Hey, what about, "Girl Gets in Locker Room, Turns Stupid"? 486 00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:18,893 I can still win that job. I'm gonna go to Sturgis-Wilder 487 00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:22,106 and I'm gonna start making friends, any friends I can find. 488 00:32:22,189 --> 00:32:26,484 What if Kevin finds out you were in the boys' locker room? 489 00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:30,906 Denise, would Woodward and Bernstein worry about their girlfriends? 490 00:32:31,907 --> 00:32:33,033 No. 491 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:37,496 Anyway, Kevin will never find out. 492 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,456 Unless I tell him. 493 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:44,040 Which I would never do as long as Denise cooperates. 494 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,546 Denise? 495 00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:47,756 When pigs fly. 496 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,216 [CHUCKLES] 497 00:32:50,342 --> 00:32:52,635 Never hurts to ask. 498 00:32:58,017 --> 00:33:00,811 DEBORAH: It's driving me crazy. I looked everywhere. 499 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:03,898 I can't find the back of my earring. 500 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:08,481 What am I supposed to do, walk around all day with one earring? 501 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:09,737 WOMAN: It's so punk. 502 00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:12,948 All you gotta do is break the eraser off a pencil 503 00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:16,201 and use it to hold your earring on. Should get you through the day. 504 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:18,662 Oh, thanks. 505 00:33:24,126 --> 00:33:25,877 I have sisters. 506 00:33:25,961 --> 00:33:27,504 [CHUCKLES] 507 00:33:29,089 --> 00:33:31,341 [♪♪♪] 508 00:33:42,436 --> 00:33:43,728 HAROLD: We're in the cafeteria, 509 00:33:43,812 --> 00:33:45,814 everything eats and is eaten by something. 510 00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:48,817 Don't take it personally. Remember when I-- 511 00:33:49,818 --> 00:33:52,153 Hi, I'm Terry Griffith. 512 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:55,741 Oh, hi, I'm Harold "Reptile" Sherbecoe. 513 00:33:55,824 --> 00:33:58,201 It's time to feed Snowball his lunch. 514 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,747 Oh, Snowball, he's cute. 515 00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:05,124 Oh, that's not Snowball. No, this is Snowball. 516 00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:07,502 That's lunch. 517 00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:10,881 They don't make snake chow. 518 00:34:11,882 --> 00:34:15,760 - It was very nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you too. 519 00:34:16,887 --> 00:34:18,972 Want some company? 520 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:21,099 Want some company? 521 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:25,687 - Want some company? - Uh, yeah, sure. 522 00:34:29,149 --> 00:34:31,234 I'm Terry Griffith. 523 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:35,030 I'm sorry, I forgot your name. 524 00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,699 - Rick Morehouse. - Oh, yeah, that's it. Heh. 525 00:34:37,783 --> 00:34:41,161 Last time we met, I was in some bushes. 526 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,580 Right, big fun being the new kid, huh? 527 00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:44,623 Are you new? 528 00:34:45,624 --> 00:34:49,044 Two months ago. Actually, I'm a professional new kid. 529 00:34:49,128 --> 00:34:52,214 Seven schools in three years, I really know how to register. 530 00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:53,382 DEBORAH: Excuse me? 531 00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:57,344 Hi, thanks, it worked great. 532 00:34:58,345 --> 00:35:00,221 He knew how to fix my earring. 533 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:02,725 That's because he's a little tulip. 534 00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:08,105 You know Deborah Strowbridge? 535 00:35:08,188 --> 00:35:09,439 Not really. 536 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:12,693 But I mean, she talked to you. 537 00:35:12,776 --> 00:35:14,819 Deborah Strowbridge is perfection. 538 00:35:14,903 --> 00:35:17,906 Well, seems to me like she's got a boyfriend. 539 00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:20,701 Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste. 540 00:35:20,784 --> 00:35:23,077 - So are you a senior? - Yeah. 541 00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:24,955 You going to college? 542 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:29,334 Well, I like music, um, and I'd like to do something in that field, 543 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,586 but I'm not too sure you have to go to school to do it. 544 00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:33,129 I dig music a lot too. 545 00:35:33,213 --> 00:35:37,713 I like the Clash and Talking Heads and Springsteen and Prince. 546 00:35:38,093 --> 00:35:39,385 Yeah, that's pretty cool. 547 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,180 Listen to this. 548 00:35:46,393 --> 00:35:48,728 Look, what a fox. 549 00:35:48,812 --> 00:35:53,312 Dresses like Elvis Costello, looks like the Karate Kid. 550 00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,069 I'm gonna get him. 551 00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:56,278 [CHUCKLES] 552 00:35:58,822 --> 00:36:02,242 Severe intestinal disorder. 553 00:36:03,243 --> 00:36:06,162 What's the matter, you have a little tummy ache? 554 00:36:06,246 --> 00:36:08,831 What are you, a pussy? 555 00:36:12,961 --> 00:36:14,170 Uh... 556 00:36:15,172 --> 00:36:19,426 My doctor said that I should be okay by a week from Monday, 557 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,554 so I guess I'll just go to study hall. 558 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:24,389 No, you won't. 559 00:36:26,308 --> 00:36:29,644 I have a little job for you, son. 560 00:36:30,854 --> 00:36:32,856 [CHATTERING] 561 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:39,446 Here you go. 562 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,783 Hey, knock yourself out. 563 00:36:44,034 --> 00:36:45,827 You look like you could use two. 564 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:49,039 Dragon coming through, watch your toes. 565 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:52,042 Come on, Fifi, don't dawdle. Come on. 566 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,882 What are you looking at? 567 00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:00,717 Nothing. 568 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:02,385 Tulip. 569 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:04,429 Hi. 570 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:06,849 It's me. 571 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:10,102 Nice to see you. 572 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:15,107 Hi. I'm Sandy. 573 00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:17,775 - Terry. - I know. 574 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:21,029 That's an incredible tie. Where did you get it? 575 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:24,032 - At a store. - Heh. Bitchen. 576 00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:28,370 I guess if you're new, you don't have a girlfriend. 577 00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:30,998 Yeah, well, I got one back home. 578 00:37:31,081 --> 00:37:32,665 Long-distance relationship? 579 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:35,127 Good luck. 580 00:37:35,210 --> 00:37:38,504 Yo, Rick, you want a ride home? 581 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:39,965 RICK: Uh... 582 00:37:40,048 --> 00:37:41,299 Sure. 583 00:37:41,383 --> 00:37:45,883 Yeah, well, gotta go, Sandy, so I guess I'll see you around. 584 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:47,806 Yeah, you will. 585 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:55,272 She's pretty nice. 586 00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:58,191 Yeah, but I got this one rule. 587 00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:00,902 I never go out with girls who say "bitchen." 588 00:38:08,827 --> 00:38:11,079 RICK: Pull up right here, this is fine. 589 00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:13,165 [POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO] 590 00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:16,459 Thanks for the ride. 591 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,796 Well, uh, what are you doing now? 592 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,965 Nothing. Did you want to come in? 593 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:26,094 Well, I was just gonna tune up my car and maybe play a little football, 594 00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:28,471 but yeah, I got time. 595 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:30,849 Okay. 596 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:50,406 Um, if my mom comes home from work and asks you about my girlfriend, 597 00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:52,745 just so you know, 598 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:55,833 her name is Alice and she looks a lot like Chrissy Evert Lloyd. 599 00:38:57,209 --> 00:39:00,253 I just don't want her to worry about my social life. 600 00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:03,089 Yeah, but Chris Evert Lloyd? 601 00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:05,758 It was Wimbledon week. You want a beer? 602 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,178 Yeah, I'll take a brewski. 603 00:39:17,729 --> 00:39:20,398 So you don't really have a girlfriend? 604 00:39:20,482 --> 00:39:22,150 You guessed it. 605 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,487 - What about the prom? - What about it? 606 00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:27,447 Well, you know, sounds all right. 607 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:31,034 "Passion in Paradise." You're renting out that big surf place. 608 00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:32,661 Don't you want to go? 609 00:39:32,744 --> 00:39:36,998 Yeah, but it's kind of a romantic night. I'd rather not go with my mom. 610 00:39:37,082 --> 00:39:39,834 Well, did you ask anyone? 611 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,130 Well, you better get going. 612 00:39:43,213 --> 00:39:46,257 - Who's your first choice? - You ask a lot of questions. 613 00:39:46,341 --> 00:39:49,761 Rick, we're rapping man-to-man about chicks and shit like that. 614 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:52,389 You know, like, still a virgin? 615 00:39:52,472 --> 00:39:54,265 I don't know. 616 00:39:54,349 --> 00:39:57,352 You don't know? Weren't you paying attention? 617 00:39:57,436 --> 00:40:00,689 - Are you a virgin? - No. 618 00:40:00,772 --> 00:40:02,482 Have you slept with a lot of girls? 619 00:40:03,483 --> 00:40:07,278 - No, uh... Have you ever slept with a girl? - Yeah. 620 00:40:07,362 --> 00:40:11,032 - Well, all right, let's hear the story. - It's no big deal. Um... 621 00:40:11,116 --> 00:40:12,784 Just after my dad died, 622 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,954 this friend of my mom's, I think she wanted to cheer me up. 623 00:40:16,955 --> 00:40:18,581 She did. 624 00:40:21,293 --> 00:40:22,585 Is that your room? 625 00:40:22,669 --> 00:40:25,838 Wait a minute, don't go in there. It's kind of messy. 626 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,262 This is different. 627 00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:35,765 I'm kind of into James Brown. 628 00:40:35,849 --> 00:40:37,141 I guess so. 629 00:40:37,225 --> 00:40:40,478 Prince, Michael Jackson, it all goes back to James Brown. 630 00:40:40,562 --> 00:40:42,522 The godfather of soul. 631 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,358 Not to mention Mr. Humanitarian, Mr. Dynamite 632 00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:48,361 and the hardest-working man in show business. 633 00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:51,322 New York City, live, the Apollo Theater, 1962. 634 00:40:51,406 --> 00:40:53,741 This man was king. 635 00:40:53,825 --> 00:40:57,119 - Well, let's hear some sounds. - I don't think so. 636 00:40:57,204 --> 00:41:00,957 - Stereo broken? - No, it's just something I do by myself. 637 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,918 - Huh? - Well, when I hear James, I have to dance. 638 00:41:04,002 --> 00:41:07,130 You know, like James, go crazy, I can't help it. 639 00:41:07,214 --> 00:41:09,925 And, uh, I'm usually alone when I do it. 640 00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:13,219 That's cool, man. I can respect that. 641 00:41:13,303 --> 00:41:15,179 How about another brewski, okay? 642 00:41:16,181 --> 00:41:17,765 Okay. 643 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:24,810 Budster, the refrigerator gives new meaning to the word "empty." 644 00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:29,611 Hey, don't worry about breakfast. This stuff tastes great cold. 645 00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:33,699 You agreed to do half the shopping around here while Mom and Dad were gone. 646 00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:36,409 Yeah, that's right, the second half. 647 00:41:36,493 --> 00:41:40,330 I'll tell you what, I'll do the dishes. 648 00:41:41,581 --> 00:41:43,165 [BUDDY SIGHS] 649 00:41:47,212 --> 00:41:48,963 Thank you. 650 00:41:52,217 --> 00:41:54,344 I can see myself. 651 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:56,179 [PHONE RINGING] 652 00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:57,889 I'll get it. 653 00:41:59,766 --> 00:42:01,309 Hello? 654 00:42:01,393 --> 00:42:05,146 Hey, yo, scumbag. Hey, suck your own. 655 00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:07,107 Eat me. 656 00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:11,570 Hey, same to you, butt face. 657 00:42:13,530 --> 00:42:14,531 Mom says hi. 658 00:42:34,926 --> 00:42:37,303 Yo, Rick, how they hanging? 659 00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:40,265 It's Terry. 660 00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:44,394 I want you to wear something really hip tomorrow. 661 00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,563 We're gonna get you a date for the prom. 662 00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:49,440 Just do what I say. 663 00:42:50,442 --> 00:42:54,112 Okay, yeah. Bye-bye. 664 00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:55,030 Uh, scumbag. 665 00:42:55,113 --> 00:42:55,947 [LINE CLICKS] 666 00:42:56,948 --> 00:42:58,950 Shit, he hung up. 667 00:43:00,994 --> 00:43:02,996 [GRUNTING AND GROWLING] 668 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:11,250 This is your idea of hip, a guy who is into James Brown? 669 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:15,300 Could we please just forget the whole thing? 670 00:43:15,383 --> 00:43:18,761 Now, there is no reason why you should miss that prom. 671 00:43:18,845 --> 00:43:21,180 A girl would be crazy to turn you down. 672 00:43:22,182 --> 00:43:26,019 So come on, who is she? 673 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,856 Red sweater. 674 00:43:32,275 --> 00:43:33,985 Cute shoes. 675 00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:35,153 Huh? 676 00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:38,448 Go for it. 677 00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:43,245 Just waltz right up there and ask her out? 678 00:43:43,328 --> 00:43:46,122 No, you gotta say something nice, 679 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:49,959 like, how pretty her eyes are. 680 00:43:50,043 --> 00:43:53,046 - Girls eat up that crap. - Come on. 681 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,548 Just... 682 00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:10,105 - Hi, Jeanine. - Hi. 683 00:44:10,188 --> 00:44:14,150 - I'm forgetting your name. - Rick Morehouse. 684 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:17,403 You know, I sit right next to you in Civics class. 685 00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,073 [MOUTHS] No. 686 00:44:23,618 --> 00:44:24,577 [SIGHS] 687 00:44:25,579 --> 00:44:27,956 You have beautiful eyes. 688 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:31,876 [CHUCKLES] 689 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,045 I'll bet. Heh. 690 00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:38,675 Do you have a date for the prom? 691 00:44:38,758 --> 00:44:40,634 Of course, it's next week, why? 692 00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:46,057 Official prom committee survey, thank you very much. 693 00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:48,685 Terry. 694 00:44:48,768 --> 00:44:50,311 [TERRY LAUGHS] 695 00:44:53,106 --> 00:44:56,442 This has got to be the one. You know why? 696 00:44:56,526 --> 00:44:59,820 Because I've asked everybody else. 697 00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:03,199 No, because I've got this feeling. 698 00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:06,995 True, I've had this feeling before, but this time... 699 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:13,334 Uh... 700 00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:18,465 Beth, are you doing anything prom night? 701 00:45:18,548 --> 00:45:20,466 BETH: I'm going to the prom. 702 00:45:21,676 --> 00:45:23,511 [MOUTHS] Saturday night. 703 00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:26,222 - What about Saturday? - I'm busy. 704 00:45:26,306 --> 00:45:28,891 - Tonight? - I'm busy. 705 00:45:28,975 --> 00:45:30,768 - How about Sunday? - I'm busy. 706 00:45:30,852 --> 00:45:33,855 - How about any night in 1987? - I'm busy. 707 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,316 [MOUTHS] I'm sorry. 708 00:45:36,399 --> 00:45:39,485 How about yesterday? Are you busy yesterday? 709 00:45:39,569 --> 00:45:42,488 I think so, but you can ask me out again. 710 00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:48,536 - Hi, Terry. - Oh, hey, Sandy. 711 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,913 Word's out your friend's desperate for a date. 712 00:45:50,997 --> 00:45:53,916 He would love my cousin Jill. She's cute. 713 00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:58,004 - How cute? - Extremely. 714 00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:02,588 She's got, like, Joan Collins' eyes, Christy Brinkley's teeth. 715 00:46:04,594 --> 00:46:07,138 What about the rest of her? 716 00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:11,393 Dynamite. Rick has to meet her. 717 00:46:11,476 --> 00:46:15,855 How about if you and me and Rick and Jill all meet up at the cave tonight? 718 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:17,148 We'll have a picnic. 719 00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:18,942 Uh... 720 00:46:20,902 --> 00:46:22,403 SANDY: Come on, we'll have fun. 721 00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:28,493 This Jill better be some girl. 722 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:38,878 ♪ I want a lover with a slow hand ♪ 723 00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:42,548 ♪ I want a lover With an easy touch ♪ 724 00:46:42,632 --> 00:46:46,052 ♪ I want a lover Who will spend some time ♪ 725 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:47,554 ♪ Not come and go in a heated rush ♪ 726 00:46:47,637 --> 00:46:50,514 Buddy, can I borrow your Army jacket? 727 00:46:50,598 --> 00:46:52,182 ♪ Somebody who... ♪ 728 00:46:52,267 --> 00:46:53,726 What are you doing? 729 00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,271 Just cleaning the house. 730 00:46:57,272 --> 00:46:58,898 Budster, are you all right? 731 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:00,316 [CHUCKLES] 732 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,569 I am awesome. 733 00:47:04,571 --> 00:47:07,073 Linda is on her way over. 734 00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:09,367 [MOANING] 735 00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:12,328 Excuse me, Mr. Romance, just out of curiosity, 736 00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:16,912 does this girl have any idea she's coming over here to, uh, light up your life? 737 00:47:17,042 --> 00:47:19,669 Well, technically speaking, not really. 738 00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:22,881 We'll probably start off with some algebra, 739 00:47:22,964 --> 00:47:26,509 but once I turn on the charm, she's mine. 740 00:47:27,510 --> 00:47:29,553 Hand me that massage book, please. 741 00:47:30,555 --> 00:47:32,431 Bud, why don't you take the subtle approach? 742 00:47:32,515 --> 00:47:36,435 Maybe hang a couple of salamis from the ceiling. 743 00:47:37,562 --> 00:47:40,314 At least my date is someone of the opposite sex. 744 00:47:42,275 --> 00:47:44,652 I'm just seeing Sandy for Rick. 745 00:47:44,736 --> 00:47:47,113 For Rick? What happened to research? 746 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,531 Well, that's what I meant. 747 00:47:48,615 --> 00:47:53,115 So for research, you're willing to toy with this poor girl's emotions? 748 00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:56,039 All you transvestites are alike. 749 00:47:56,122 --> 00:47:58,707 You disgust me. 750 00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:02,337 But of course, that isn't the real problem here. 751 00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:04,713 Oh, really? What is? 752 00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:06,424 This woman's hot for you. 753 00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:09,511 What if she goes nuts and tears your clothes off? 754 00:48:09,594 --> 00:48:12,888 That's what Craig Garfield said Roxanne Doyle did. 755 00:48:12,972 --> 00:48:16,767 - Yeah, what do I do then? - Call me. 756 00:48:16,851 --> 00:48:18,727 I can be there in 15 minutes. 757 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:25,276 Wait, you can't call me. In fact, you can't come home. 758 00:48:26,486 --> 00:48:28,946 You'll have to sleep in the cave. 759 00:48:30,698 --> 00:48:32,574 [SIGHS] The cave. 760 00:48:33,576 --> 00:48:35,452 Oh, God. 761 00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:37,539 [♪♪♪] 762 00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:48,925 TERRY: I want to make a toast to my good friend Rick, 763 00:48:49,008 --> 00:48:52,219 a guy with a great sense of humor. 764 00:48:52,303 --> 00:48:54,596 And here's to summer. 765 00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:58,434 I swear, sixth grade is so bogus, it's a joke. 766 00:49:07,402 --> 00:49:11,364 Wanna take a walk? I think they need some privacy. 767 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:15,160 Jill, you animal, you. 768 00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:16,911 Come on. 769 00:49:18,538 --> 00:49:19,789 TERRY: Mm. 770 00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:22,041 Hey, wait, where you going? 771 00:49:23,042 --> 00:49:24,793 Hey, man, don't leave me now. 772 00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:32,051 You kids have fun, huh? 773 00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:35,053 They left me. 774 00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,348 It's okay, I'm still here. 775 00:49:38,349 --> 00:49:41,226 Sandy, you tricked me bad. 776 00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:42,270 [SANDY CHUCKLES] 777 00:49:42,353 --> 00:49:43,812 Uh-uh. 778 00:49:43,897 --> 00:49:47,567 You know, in five years, Jill's going to make him very happy. 779 00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:48,901 Yeah, I'm sure. 780 00:49:48,985 --> 00:49:50,319 [CHUCKLES] 781 00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:53,572 - Nice fire. - Sandy, this is-- 782 00:49:53,656 --> 00:49:54,782 Shh. Don't talk. 783 00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:58,160 Sandy, this is a big mistake. 784 00:49:58,244 --> 00:50:00,788 Maybe, maybe not. There's only one way to find out. 785 00:50:00,872 --> 00:50:01,747 [BOTH LAUGH] 786 00:50:01,831 --> 00:50:03,415 Sandy. Sandy, really. 787 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,335 Sandy, get out of there! 788 00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:07,712 [LAUGHS] 789 00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:12,963 There really is a very good explanation for that. 790 00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:14,427 I'm flattered. 791 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:19,140 - You are? - You don't have to do this to impress me. 792 00:50:19,224 --> 00:50:21,434 - I don't? - No. 793 00:50:21,518 --> 00:50:23,102 I like you a lot. 794 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:26,689 I'll take one of those beers now. 795 00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:29,525 It's okay. I mean, how small can it be? 796 00:50:29,609 --> 00:50:30,693 [CHUCKLES] 797 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,320 Don't ask. 798 00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,780 More cold duck? 799 00:50:34,864 --> 00:50:37,575 Sure, hit me again. 800 00:50:37,659 --> 00:50:39,786 If I give you 5 bucks, would you go see a movie? 801 00:50:39,869 --> 00:50:44,248 Terry promised she'd be home tonight. I'm not leaving until I see her. 802 00:50:44,332 --> 00:50:47,501 If I give you 10 bucks, would you go wait in your car? 803 00:50:47,585 --> 00:50:51,422 We're on number 22. Let's keep going. 804 00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,761 Bummer. 805 00:50:57,679 --> 00:51:00,723 "If the coefficient of X is greater than that of Y 806 00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:04,644 and the coefficient of Y is greater than that of C, 807 00:51:04,727 --> 00:51:06,395 then what can be said 808 00:51:06,479 --> 00:51:09,982 about the coefficient of X in relation to the coefficient of C?" 809 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,704 Hold it. 810 00:51:25,748 --> 00:51:28,041 It's time Kevin knew the truth. 811 00:51:29,127 --> 00:51:33,627 Terry moved to Oregon to join a religious cult she saw on 60 Minutes. 812 00:51:35,758 --> 00:51:37,801 It's all in the letter. 813 00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:41,347 You should go home and wait for her, Kevin. 814 00:51:42,348 --> 00:51:44,767 Wait, two more problems. 815 00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:47,436 - "If the coefficient of--" - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hi, Kevin. 816 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,522 Terry, back from the cult. 817 00:51:50,523 --> 00:51:51,857 Where the hell have you been? 818 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:56,654 You're gonna laugh. 819 00:51:57,655 --> 00:52:00,866 I was upstairs looking for this skirt... 820 00:52:01,868 --> 00:52:04,579 and I fell asleep in the closet. 821 00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:07,248 What did you do to your hair? 822 00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:10,584 Oh, I cut it. 823 00:52:10,668 --> 00:52:13,170 - Isn't it cute? - Cute? It's gone! 824 00:52:14,505 --> 00:52:16,340 What are you, drunk? 825 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,719 You are, you're drunk. 826 00:52:19,802 --> 00:52:23,013 What's going on here? We're supposed to get together, hmm? 827 00:52:23,097 --> 00:52:27,597 Kevin. Honey. Angel. 828 00:52:30,772 --> 00:52:33,733 I'll make it up to you, I promise. 829 00:52:33,816 --> 00:52:35,734 When, tonight? Hmm? 830 00:52:36,736 --> 00:52:37,862 Let me tuck you in. 831 00:52:37,945 --> 00:52:42,445 I can't tonight. I'm working very hard on my article. 832 00:52:43,785 --> 00:52:45,453 But I'll tell you what. 833 00:52:47,288 --> 00:52:49,623 I'll walk you out to the car, okay? 834 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:55,125 Gee, a walk to the car. Talk about your wild nights, hmm? 835 00:52:55,546 --> 00:52:59,132 It's okay, because while you were up in the closet getting drunk, 836 00:52:59,217 --> 00:53:01,135 I got to do algebra! 837 00:53:01,219 --> 00:53:03,846 Aw, that's wonderful. 838 00:53:06,808 --> 00:53:08,559 Crazy kids. 839 00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:11,520 Well, alone at last. 840 00:53:11,604 --> 00:53:13,897 Why are you smiling like that? 841 00:53:13,981 --> 00:53:15,649 Because it's party time! 842 00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:18,235 Let's dance. Let's get crazy. 843 00:53:18,319 --> 00:53:21,530 Let's get drunk. Let's get naked. 844 00:53:21,614 --> 00:53:25,701 Buddy, I love a good party, but something about you worries me. 845 00:53:25,785 --> 00:53:26,660 Linda, you're a nut. 846 00:53:26,744 --> 00:53:29,621 What do you like? Skinny dip in the pool, back rub in the bedroom? 847 00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:32,667 Pick a sin, any sin. 848 00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,376 It's getting kind of late. 849 00:53:34,460 --> 00:53:36,962 No, it's early. 850 00:53:37,046 --> 00:53:38,797 - Bye. - Linda, wait. 851 00:53:38,881 --> 00:53:40,924 For God's sake, I vacuumed, Linda! 852 00:53:41,008 --> 00:53:42,801 Buddy, you're a nice guy. 853 00:53:42,885 --> 00:53:45,971 No, not a nice guy. That's the kiss of death. 854 00:53:46,055 --> 00:53:49,224 I'll see you in algebra. Thanks for your help. 855 00:53:49,308 --> 00:53:50,475 Linda, wait! 856 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,312 Would it make any difference at all if I said I was hung like a bear? 857 00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:54,563 [VEHICLE PULLING AWAY] 858 00:53:54,647 --> 00:53:56,148 It might. Are you? 859 00:53:57,483 --> 00:54:00,235 No, just checking. 860 00:54:00,319 --> 00:54:01,278 Goodbye, Buddy. 861 00:54:03,781 --> 00:54:05,783 I like your hair. 862 00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:12,415 That girl had incredible self-control. 863 00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:16,460 Kevin hates me, Rick hates me. 864 00:54:16,544 --> 00:54:19,338 Everybody hates me except Sandy. 865 00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:21,924 Oh, yeah, how'd it go? Did you get laid? 866 00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:25,136 I bet I came closer than you did. 867 00:54:25,219 --> 00:54:29,719 Years from now, Linda will look back on this night and be very sorry. 868 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:31,976 [SIGHS] 869 00:54:32,059 --> 00:54:33,935 Good night, Buddy. 870 00:54:35,396 --> 00:54:37,523 Sorry, Spike. 871 00:54:40,067 --> 00:54:43,445 BUDDY: Nothing much has been happening, Ma. I did good on my history test. 872 00:54:43,529 --> 00:54:45,239 Terry's become a transsexual. 873 00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:47,074 She's starting to grow hair on her chest. 874 00:54:48,075 --> 00:54:50,368 Yeah, just a second. Hey, Mom wants to talk to you. 875 00:54:50,453 --> 00:54:52,371 Oh. No. 876 00:54:53,372 --> 00:54:54,748 Uh, she can't talk, Mom. 877 00:54:54,832 --> 00:54:59,127 The doctors have advised her not to speak. Something hormonal and vocal. 878 00:55:00,129 --> 00:55:01,713 Besides, she's hung over. 879 00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:04,091 Yeah, she was out drinking with the guys. 880 00:55:04,175 --> 00:55:05,926 Okay, see you in a week. 881 00:55:06,928 --> 00:55:08,721 We miss you too. 882 00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:10,973 Okay, bye. 883 00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:13,225 She thought I was kidding. Heh. 884 00:55:14,685 --> 00:55:16,520 Yo, Rick! 885 00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:19,982 Hi, Terry. 886 00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:23,152 - Good morning, Mrs. Morehouse. - Rick, your friend Terry's here. 887 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,496 - Sorry about last night. - Hey, that's okay. 888 00:55:33,579 --> 00:55:36,832 If I was in the sixth grade, I think I would've had a big night. 889 00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:39,501 - Come on, we're going out. - Let me guess. 890 00:55:39,585 --> 00:55:42,879 You got me a hot date with Sandy's grandmother. 891 00:55:42,964 --> 00:55:45,299 No, listen, I figured the whole thing out. 892 00:55:45,383 --> 00:55:49,637 There is nothing wrong with you except for the way you dress. 893 00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:53,140 Terry, it took me an hour to put this look together. 894 00:55:53,224 --> 00:55:56,101 Yeah, so don't try so hard next time. Come on. 895 00:55:56,185 --> 00:55:57,311 RICK: I don't have any money. 896 00:55:57,395 --> 00:56:00,314 TERRY: I've got plastic. You can pay me back. 897 00:56:03,609 --> 00:56:05,527 I just feel kind of weird. 898 00:56:05,611 --> 00:56:08,113 That's because your body's not used to style. 899 00:56:08,197 --> 00:56:10,199 You'll adjust. 900 00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:11,659 Hey, Deborah, what's shaking? 901 00:56:11,742 --> 00:56:13,368 Hi, Terry. 902 00:56:13,452 --> 00:56:15,120 - Hi. - Rick. 903 00:56:15,204 --> 00:56:16,997 Yeah, I know. 904 00:56:17,081 --> 00:56:18,874 You look a little different. 905 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:21,502 Kid went shopping, got a haircut. 906 00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:23,546 Welcome to the '80s. 907 00:56:23,629 --> 00:56:26,590 - Very sharp. - Thanks. 908 00:56:26,674 --> 00:56:29,301 Deb, what are you doing hanging around these chump stains? 909 00:56:30,303 --> 00:56:32,471 - Come on, let's go. - I'll be right there. 910 00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:36,100 - Now, Deborah. - Just a second. 911 00:56:39,604 --> 00:56:42,732 Greg just likes to act tough. He doesn't really hate you guys. 912 00:56:42,815 --> 00:56:47,194 Oh, that's no act. He truly hates us. 913 00:56:47,278 --> 00:56:49,238 Deep down, he's insecure. 914 00:56:49,322 --> 00:56:51,866 Yeah, well, upfront he's an asshole. 915 00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:54,910 Take it easy, Deborah. 916 00:56:57,830 --> 00:56:59,790 What was that, a pity stop? 917 00:56:59,874 --> 00:57:01,458 [♪♪♪] 918 00:57:03,210 --> 00:57:04,711 [CHATTERING] 919 00:57:04,795 --> 00:57:06,671 [BOTH MIMICKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] 920 00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:08,674 Pizza. 921 00:57:08,758 --> 00:57:10,259 [LAUGHING] 922 00:57:23,689 --> 00:57:26,441 It's just about showtime, boys. 923 00:57:33,115 --> 00:57:36,284 [MIMICKING DEVICE WHIRRING] 924 00:57:37,995 --> 00:57:40,038 I'm picking up curious life readings. 925 00:57:40,122 --> 00:57:41,748 - Is it human? - Unknown. 926 00:57:41,832 --> 00:57:44,626 It seems to be some sort of carbon-based douche bag. 927 00:57:44,710 --> 00:57:46,128 [MIMICS DEVICE BEEPING] 928 00:57:50,341 --> 00:57:53,302 Gentlemen, relax. Sit down. 929 00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:56,597 Too much stress, it's not good for your muscles. 930 00:57:58,391 --> 00:58:00,393 Have a nice lunch. 931 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,358 Hey, how you doing? 932 00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:09,526 Nice jacket. 933 00:58:10,903 --> 00:58:15,403 GIRL: Oh! - Oh, I'm sorry. Spaghetti too. 934 00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:17,493 I think it stains. 935 00:58:28,212 --> 00:58:30,672 Did I miss something? 936 00:58:31,924 --> 00:58:34,009 Why didn't you slug that asshole anyway? 937 00:58:34,093 --> 00:58:37,554 - He said he was sorry. - And you believe him? 938 00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:40,349 Benefit of the doubt. 939 00:58:40,433 --> 00:58:43,894 Besides, the guy can lift cars. 940 00:58:44,895 --> 00:58:47,981 - What are you doing? - What's it look like I'm doing? 941 00:58:49,150 --> 00:58:51,026 Do you have to do that in here? 942 00:58:51,110 --> 00:58:53,821 Felt like the right time, certainly the right place. 943 00:58:54,947 --> 00:58:57,449 Terry, is this a problem for you? 944 00:58:58,451 --> 00:59:00,870 No, uh, no problem at all. 945 00:59:00,953 --> 00:59:03,664 I was just kidding. Ahem. 946 00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:09,541 It's just that you look so nice today. 947 00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:12,798 You were perfect. 948 00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:19,346 Hey, isn't this great? 949 00:59:19,430 --> 00:59:21,306 Isn't what great? 950 00:59:21,390 --> 00:59:24,184 Well, uh, you know, here we are, 951 00:59:24,268 --> 00:59:27,187 a couple of guys hanging out in the men's room... 952 00:59:28,189 --> 00:59:32,689 leaning up against the urinals, talking about broads and fights. 953 00:59:33,527 --> 00:59:35,779 Just like a couple of guys, you know? 954 00:59:36,781 --> 00:59:39,450 This is what you call typical male bonding. 955 00:59:39,533 --> 00:59:43,370 You know, like, uh, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. 956 00:59:43,454 --> 00:59:47,875 Oh. So that's what it is. Yeah, that's great. I'm glad you told me. 957 00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:52,462 I just wish that Greg Tolan would join the gang. 958 00:59:52,546 --> 00:59:54,965 Oh, man, I've had it with that jerk. 959 00:59:55,049 --> 00:59:59,136 You want to know about Greg Tolan? I'll tell you about Greg Tolan. 960 00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:02,431 Greg Tolan is toast. 961 01:00:03,516 --> 01:00:06,268 He can't get away with this. We gotta get him back. 962 01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:08,062 We and what army? 963 01:00:08,145 --> 01:00:11,982 No violence. No need to sink to his level. 964 01:00:12,066 --> 01:00:16,566 You see, we have something that Greg Tolan will never have: 965 01:00:17,822 --> 01:00:18,906 Intelligence. 966 01:00:20,282 --> 01:00:21,825 You know, you're right. 967 01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:24,870 I mean, we're smart. Okay, Terry, what do we do? 968 01:00:25,871 --> 01:00:29,457 - I don't know. - Me neither. Oh, boy. 969 01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:32,252 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 970 01:00:35,881 --> 01:00:37,966 Hey, man, this stuff will kill you. 971 01:00:38,050 --> 01:00:40,677 Try this, you'll live longer. 972 01:00:42,429 --> 01:00:43,763 Thanks. 973 01:00:44,765 --> 01:00:46,141 Looks good. 974 01:00:46,225 --> 01:00:49,144 - I made it myself. - Gonna finish those fries? 975 01:00:49,228 --> 01:00:50,520 - Buddy? - Thanks. 976 01:00:50,604 --> 01:00:53,982 - What are you doing here? - Looking for you. 977 01:00:54,066 --> 01:00:58,111 Uh, Rick, this my younger brother, Buddy. 978 01:00:58,195 --> 01:00:59,988 How you doing? 979 01:01:00,072 --> 01:01:03,366 So this is Rick? 980 01:01:03,450 --> 01:01:05,660 I've heard a lot about you. 981 01:01:06,745 --> 01:01:08,496 A lot. 982 01:01:08,581 --> 01:01:10,541 Bud, what do you want? 983 01:01:10,624 --> 01:01:13,752 Guess who came by to pick you up for school this morning? 984 01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:15,087 Your true love. 985 01:01:16,589 --> 01:01:20,593 Kevina. Kevina was very upset that you left without her. 986 01:01:20,676 --> 01:01:25,176 You know how she worships your rippling muscles and your hairy chest. 987 01:01:26,348 --> 01:01:28,933 Terry's such a stallion. 988 01:01:29,935 --> 01:01:32,896 Go on. Show him your hairy chest. 989 01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:35,274 Buddy. 990 01:01:36,483 --> 01:01:39,986 Anyway, Kevina made me promise to tell you she's picking you up 991 01:01:40,070 --> 01:01:42,489 for dinner 7:30 sharp. 992 01:01:42,573 --> 01:01:45,284 So you should look your handsomest. 993 01:01:46,535 --> 01:01:48,787 Thanks for the message, Bud. 994 01:01:50,331 --> 01:01:52,750 My pleasure. Well... 995 01:01:55,044 --> 01:01:58,088 I'm gonna scope out the local babes. 996 01:01:59,715 --> 01:02:02,092 Hey, Rick, stay real. 997 01:02:02,176 --> 01:02:03,927 Take it easy. 998 01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:08,098 You have a girlfriend named Kevina? 999 01:02:08,182 --> 01:02:12,019 - Rather exotic, isn't it? - Stallion. 1000 01:02:29,495 --> 01:02:30,537 Hi. 1001 01:02:32,164 --> 01:02:34,207 Can I be totally honest with you? 1002 01:02:34,291 --> 01:02:37,711 Your touch is the reason why I went through puberty. 1003 01:02:41,507 --> 01:02:43,425 Sit down. 1004 01:02:45,010 --> 01:02:49,510 Guys, I just want to apologize about, uh, neglecting you yesterday. 1005 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:54,140 I felt terrible, and I just want you to know you're still my favorite. 1006 01:02:56,188 --> 01:02:57,480 Sit down. 1007 01:02:58,482 --> 01:03:01,902 Man, Terry, this crap has gotta stop. 1008 01:03:01,986 --> 01:03:03,862 What are you gonna do? 1009 01:03:05,030 --> 01:03:06,865 Um, excuse me. 1010 01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:09,618 Can I have your attention, please? Your attention? 1011 01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:10,953 [MUSIC STOPS] 1012 01:03:11,036 --> 01:03:12,037 Shh! 1013 01:03:13,747 --> 01:03:15,498 Every day at lunch, 1014 01:03:15,582 --> 01:03:18,835 we get a very special treat 1015 01:03:18,919 --> 01:03:21,087 from a very special guy. 1016 01:03:21,171 --> 01:03:24,799 A guy who has dedicated his life 1017 01:03:24,883 --> 01:03:26,926 to building his body, 1018 01:03:27,011 --> 01:03:30,264 pushing his muscles to the very limits of human endurance. 1019 01:03:30,347 --> 01:03:33,224 Why, you ask? Why? 1020 01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:37,809 Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food. Greg Tolan! 1021 01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:39,940 [ALL CHEERING] 1022 01:03:45,654 --> 01:03:47,405 Whoa, wait. 1023 01:03:48,449 --> 01:03:51,034 Let's take a moment now to find out a little bit 1024 01:03:51,118 --> 01:03:54,496 about the man behind the mess. 1025 01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:56,665 Greg. May I call you Greg? 1026 01:03:56,749 --> 01:04:01,249 Now tell us, Greg, how did you first get into spilling food? Huh? 1027 01:04:03,005 --> 01:04:04,256 Were you a messy baby? 1028 01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:06,342 [ALL LAUGHING] 1029 01:04:06,425 --> 01:04:08,176 Did you hate your strained peas? 1030 01:04:08,260 --> 01:04:10,011 [ALL CHUCKLING] 1031 01:04:10,095 --> 01:04:13,556 Well, you know, most psychologists tell us that guys, 1032 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:18,140 well, they get into bodybuilding to compensate for either a lack of IQ 1033 01:04:18,604 --> 01:04:19,813 or a small wienie. 1034 01:04:19,897 --> 01:04:22,024 ALL: Ha-ha-ha. RICK: Which is it, Greg? 1035 01:04:22,107 --> 01:04:26,277 Well, ha, ha, those of us in Greg's gym class 1036 01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:28,530 certainly know the answer to that one. 1037 01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:32,034 ALL: Ha-ha-ha. - I'll beat the shit out of you, Morehouse! 1038 01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:33,827 Greg, please! 1039 01:04:33,911 --> 01:04:38,411 Hey, isn't he great? Muscles and a sense of humor! 1040 01:04:38,832 --> 01:04:40,416 [ALL LAUGHING] 1041 01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:46,423 Well, let's all thank Greg for the many lunchtime thrills and spills 1042 01:04:46,507 --> 01:04:50,052 he's given us. All right, everybody, up! Come on, everybody, up! 1043 01:04:50,135 --> 01:04:51,803 Grab the end of your tables! 1044 01:04:51,887 --> 01:04:54,306 A tribute to you, Greg. 1045 01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,432 Lift! 1046 01:05:00,687 --> 01:05:01,938 [ALL CHEERING] 1047 01:05:02,022 --> 01:05:03,940 We love you, Greg. 1048 01:05:04,024 --> 01:05:07,902 Everybody out! Go on outside! 1049 01:05:07,986 --> 01:05:09,821 [ALL BOOING] 1050 01:05:09,905 --> 01:05:11,031 Now! 1051 01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:14,451 - Hold it, clown! - Come on, Greg. Greg, not now. 1052 01:05:14,535 --> 01:05:17,079 It was a joke, people laughed. Let it slide. 1053 01:05:17,162 --> 01:05:19,497 - Stay out of this. - I am getting real bored 1054 01:05:19,581 --> 01:05:21,958 -watching you push people around. - Yeah? 1055 01:05:22,042 --> 01:05:25,462 - Stick around, it'll get real exciting. - You know, Terry was right. 1056 01:05:25,546 --> 01:05:28,423 - You are an asshole. - That asshole called me an asshole? 1057 01:05:28,507 --> 01:05:32,052 - Oh, now you wanna beat him up too? - No, I wanna buy him an ice cream. 1058 01:05:32,136 --> 01:05:34,054 [BOTH SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 1059 01:05:40,602 --> 01:05:42,061 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1060 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,568 Can't you ever just be man enough to walk away? 1061 01:05:47,651 --> 01:05:50,445 Watch, I'll show you how it's done. 1062 01:05:52,781 --> 01:05:55,116 You got some pudding on your shoes. 1063 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,536 You were outstanding! Phenomenal! So who you gonna ask? 1064 01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:01,205 - Don't start this. - You're practically a celebrity. 1065 01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:04,084 I'm having a really great day. Please, don't spoil it. 1066 01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:06,044 We've gone too far to stop now. 1067 01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:10,628 Just ask one more person, anybody. And then I swear I'll shut up. 1068 01:06:14,386 --> 01:06:17,305 - Anybody? - Anybody. 1069 01:06:24,396 --> 01:06:25,605 Um... 1070 01:06:25,689 --> 01:06:27,273 This is, uh... 1071 01:06:28,108 --> 01:06:29,442 This is gonna sound crazy, 1072 01:06:29,526 --> 01:06:33,279 but, uh, what the heck, you know, it's been a crazy day. 1073 01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:36,741 Would you like to go with me to the prom? 1074 01:06:37,868 --> 01:06:39,703 Yeah, I'd love to. 1075 01:06:41,288 --> 01:06:44,916 RICK: I don't think you understood-- - The prom? 1076 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,085 I'd love to be your date. 1077 01:06:51,298 --> 01:06:53,133 Hi, Terry. 1078 01:06:54,468 --> 01:06:57,053 I'm going with Deborah? 1079 01:07:00,974 --> 01:07:02,433 I'm going with Deborah. 1080 01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:03,644 [SHOUTS] 1081 01:07:04,645 --> 01:07:07,064 That's really wonderful. Heh. 1082 01:07:07,147 --> 01:07:08,982 See, what did I tell you? 1083 01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:11,026 You're a great guy. 1084 01:07:11,109 --> 01:07:14,487 It's about time some lucky girl figured it out. 1085 01:07:15,489 --> 01:07:18,617 - We gotta double. Who you going with? - Oh, I don't know if I'm going. 1086 01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:21,452 You've got to, come on. Sandy. 1087 01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,997 Oh, no way, man, that chick is dangerous. 1088 01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:26,416 - I don't need to go. - Yes, you do. 1089 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:29,002 After all you've done for me, 1090 01:07:29,086 --> 01:07:31,004 we've gotta get you a date. 1091 01:07:32,005 --> 01:07:35,633 Because, uh, Terry, I'm not going unless you're going too. 1092 01:07:35,717 --> 01:07:38,511 I mean it, I'll tell Deborah right now. 1093 01:07:41,181 --> 01:07:43,850 I think I know who to ask. 1094 01:07:43,934 --> 01:07:44,851 [♪♪♪] 1095 01:07:44,935 --> 01:07:46,645 Okay! 1096 01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:53,944 I was wondering, uh, do you have plans yet for Saturday night? 1097 01:07:54,027 --> 01:07:55,903 I'm not sure. 1098 01:07:55,988 --> 01:07:59,324 Either I'm jetting to Paris 1099 01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:00,951 or watching The Love Boat. 1100 01:08:01,034 --> 01:08:04,620 ♪ They say we're worlds apart ♪♪ 1101 01:08:05,622 --> 01:08:06,581 Denise. 1102 01:08:09,585 --> 01:08:11,795 Will you be my date at the prom? 1103 01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:15,423 You are so sexually confused. 1104 01:08:15,507 --> 01:08:20,007 - Please, just say you'll go with me. - Why would you wanna go? 1105 01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:22,514 Because I promised Rick. 1106 01:08:22,598 --> 01:08:26,101 And if I don't go, he won't go with Deborah. 1107 01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:30,063 Deborah. I am such a jerk. 1108 01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:33,400 I thought the whole point was to get Rick a date. 1109 01:08:33,483 --> 01:08:36,402 Yeah, but not her. I mean, what could he possibly see in her? 1110 01:08:36,486 --> 01:08:38,988 - She's totally wrong for him. - Too pretty? 1111 01:08:39,072 --> 01:08:41,240 No, she's trouble. 1112 01:08:42,242 --> 01:08:46,454 I guess Rick needs someone a lot more sensitive. 1113 01:08:46,538 --> 01:08:48,998 More like you, right? 1114 01:08:49,082 --> 01:08:52,335 Why would I want Rick when I have Kevin? 1115 01:08:53,337 --> 01:08:54,629 Good question. 1116 01:08:54,713 --> 01:08:57,340 But do you like him? 1117 01:08:57,424 --> 01:08:59,884 Rick's not my type at all. 1118 01:08:59,968 --> 01:09:02,303 Sure, with my help, he's come a long way. 1119 01:09:02,387 --> 01:09:05,848 He's stopped buying his clothes at Nerds 'R' Us. 1120 01:09:05,932 --> 01:09:08,976 I know you, Terry, and you like him. 1121 01:09:10,270 --> 01:09:11,896 He's research. 1122 01:09:11,980 --> 01:09:15,274 My article's due Monday, I've got a lot of good stuff. 1123 01:09:15,359 --> 01:09:19,196 But I still need something to tie it all together. 1124 01:09:20,197 --> 01:09:22,073 Yeah, you like him. 1125 01:09:23,742 --> 01:09:24,617 Denise. 1126 01:09:27,162 --> 01:09:30,206 Just say you'll go to the prom with me. 1127 01:09:30,290 --> 01:09:34,502 - I'll go to the prom with you. - Oh, thank you. 1128 01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:38,298 I want a limo. And you can't tell anyone. 1129 01:09:38,382 --> 01:09:41,843 Not my friends, not my parents, no one. Deal? 1130 01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:44,054 Look, I'm not proud of this either. 1131 01:09:44,137 --> 01:09:47,515 God, look how low I've sunk. And you know what's really sad is 1132 01:09:47,683 --> 01:09:50,852 you're the best date I've had in weeks. 1133 01:09:52,062 --> 01:09:54,564 - How do I look? - Beautiful. 1134 01:09:54,648 --> 01:09:57,192 Kevin really loves this outfit. 1135 01:09:57,275 --> 01:09:59,986 I wanna look really nice for him. 1136 01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:04,199 I guess you two haven't had much time together since... 1137 01:10:05,534 --> 01:10:08,370 the sex change. 1138 01:10:08,453 --> 01:10:10,329 That's cute. 1139 01:10:18,171 --> 01:10:21,883 Hey, Denise, what's your rush? We're young, we're wild. 1140 01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:24,219 Let's be young and wild together. 1141 01:10:24,302 --> 01:10:27,555 I'd rather get the phone book and pick a name at random. 1142 01:10:28,849 --> 01:10:31,309 Hi, is Terry home? 1143 01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:34,646 Yeah, come on in. Hey, Terry, you got company. 1144 01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:36,815 Come on up, I'm almost ready. 1145 01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:40,985 Hey, we could go to your place, it's cool. I'm very flexible. 1146 01:10:45,532 --> 01:10:46,658 [♪♪♪] 1147 01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:51,329 - Oh, shit. - Terry? 1148 01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,415 Uh, don't come in, I'm dressing. 1149 01:10:58,462 --> 01:11:02,090 - Ter? - I'll be right out. 1150 01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:21,234 Hey, Sandy, what a nice surprise. 1151 01:11:21,318 --> 01:11:23,528 These are for you. They're kissing fish. 1152 01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:25,655 To say sorry about the cave. 1153 01:11:25,739 --> 01:11:28,241 TERRY: Uh, yeah, I'm sorry too. 1154 01:11:28,325 --> 01:11:29,993 [WHISTLING] 1155 01:11:31,661 --> 01:11:34,121 - How did you know where I lived? - I followed you. 1156 01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:38,706 - Why don't you go to Pearl? - Oh, uh, I hate that school. 1157 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:40,586 Bunch of snotty rich kids. 1158 01:11:40,670 --> 01:11:43,631 Anyway, thanks for the fish. I'll put them by my bed. 1159 01:11:43,715 --> 01:11:47,552 - Oh, that's perfect. Is that your room? - No, it's my little brother's room. 1160 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:51,097 - That's my room over there. - Let's see how they look. 1161 01:11:51,181 --> 01:11:53,057 Help me. 1162 01:11:59,731 --> 01:12:01,733 I think they'll look good over here. 1163 01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:06,317 Wow. Like, this is where you sleep and do your homework? 1164 01:12:07,447 --> 01:12:11,242 Yeah, well, uh, I like pictures of people. 1165 01:12:11,326 --> 01:12:13,911 Terry loves tits and ass. 1166 01:12:13,995 --> 01:12:16,831 These women just aren't tits and ass. 1167 01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:19,626 Kim reads Vonnegut. 1168 01:12:19,709 --> 01:12:24,209 And Luanne, Luanne despises toxic waste. 1169 01:12:25,423 --> 01:12:29,218 Don't let him fool you, hardcore sex maniac. 1170 01:12:29,302 --> 01:12:31,887 Well, Terry treated me with nothing but respect. 1171 01:12:33,181 --> 01:12:34,849 Very special. 1172 01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:38,102 Yeah, he's one of a kind, my bro. 1173 01:12:38,186 --> 01:12:39,812 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1174 01:12:39,896 --> 01:12:43,107 Hey, I wonder if that could be your pal, Kevin. 1175 01:12:43,191 --> 01:12:47,486 Yeah, ha, Kevin. Why don't you go downstairs and tell Kevin 1176 01:12:47,571 --> 01:12:50,949 I'm not quite ready and could he please wait for me in the car. 1177 01:12:51,032 --> 01:12:54,493 Oh. I tried that once. He doesn't like waiting in cars. 1178 01:12:54,578 --> 01:12:56,746 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1179 01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:03,294 Thanks for stopping by, but as you can see, I really am in a rush. 1180 01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:05,630 First there's something else I have to give you. 1181 01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:09,843 - Ha. Nothing could top these fish. - Don't be so sure. 1182 01:13:11,636 --> 01:13:16,136 Oh, my God, the fish! Did you feed them today? Look at those hungry eyes. 1183 01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:17,809 SANDY: They're kissing. 1184 01:13:17,893 --> 01:13:19,686 They're turning cannibal. 1185 01:13:19,769 --> 01:13:24,106 Here. Feed them this, and I'll see what I have in the kitchen. 1186 01:13:28,612 --> 01:13:30,697 You guys like pizza? 1187 01:13:38,371 --> 01:13:40,373 Buddy! Kevin! 1188 01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:42,459 Ah, here she is. 1189 01:13:42,542 --> 01:13:46,254 - What are you doing here so early? - It's 7:30, I'm right on time. 1190 01:13:46,338 --> 01:13:49,841 Seven-thirty? I could have sworn you said 8:30. 1191 01:13:49,925 --> 01:13:53,345 I'll tell you what, I'll go get ready, and you come back in an hour. 1192 01:13:53,428 --> 01:13:56,264 Terry, you know damn well I said 7:30. 1193 01:13:56,348 --> 01:13:59,601 You said you'd be ready and dressed to kill. 1194 01:14:00,602 --> 01:14:03,438 So why do you look like hell? 1195 01:14:07,901 --> 01:14:09,444 I don't know. 1196 01:14:09,527 --> 01:14:12,112 Buddy, can I see you for a minute? 1197 01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:17,202 "I don't know"? You're so great under pressure. 1198 01:14:17,285 --> 01:14:21,247 Listen, a half-naked woman's in your room feeding the fish. She's all yours. 1199 01:14:21,331 --> 01:14:25,001 - Sounds too kinky for me. - Budster, I need you. She needs you. 1200 01:14:25,085 --> 01:14:27,962 - You need her. - Is she really half-naked? 1201 01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:29,922 - Maybe more now. - What if you're lying? 1202 01:14:30,006 --> 01:14:31,799 - What if I'm not? - Good point. 1203 01:14:31,883 --> 01:14:34,635 If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail. 1204 01:14:40,433 --> 01:14:42,143 Kevin, darling! 1205 01:14:49,859 --> 01:14:51,151 Hello. 1206 01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:53,780 Where's Terry? 1207 01:14:54,948 --> 01:14:59,448 Gone. This isn't the first time that androgynous sleaze-bucket 1208 01:14:59,869 --> 01:15:02,371 has broken a beautiful girl's heart. 1209 01:15:02,455 --> 01:15:04,582 I am so embarrassed. 1210 01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:07,377 Why? The room's full of naked women. 1211 01:15:08,378 --> 01:15:12,340 Wait, would you feel more comfortable if I took my shirt off? 1212 01:15:15,343 --> 01:15:17,511 What a nice girl. 1213 01:15:19,514 --> 01:15:22,391 We can't go to Giovanni's with you dressed like that. 1214 01:15:22,475 --> 01:15:24,059 Sure we can. We'll get it to go. 1215 01:15:24,144 --> 01:15:26,938 A long time ago, I knew this girl named Terry. 1216 01:15:27,022 --> 01:15:30,191 She wore dresses and makeup. 1217 01:15:30,275 --> 01:15:31,484 She was hot. 1218 01:15:32,485 --> 01:15:34,111 Then one day she disappeared. 1219 01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:36,864 Do you know where she went? 1220 01:15:36,948 --> 01:15:41,035 She's right here. You know, I'm still the same person. 1221 01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:43,162 And is that all you care about, that I'm hot? 1222 01:15:43,246 --> 01:15:45,623 No, that's not all I care about. 1223 01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:48,376 Look, I'm under pressure, my article's due Monday. 1224 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:52,960 Terry, what is it with this article? It's nice to have a hobby, but let's get serious. 1225 01:15:54,257 --> 01:15:55,132 A hobby? 1226 01:15:56,384 --> 01:15:58,552 I didn't mean 1227 01:15:58,636 --> 01:16:02,640 hobby like just a hobby, I, uh... 1228 01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:06,519 I meant hobby like an important hobby. 1229 01:16:07,312 --> 01:16:08,354 [♪♪♪] 1230 01:16:20,075 --> 01:16:22,744 Well, how do I look? 1231 01:16:22,827 --> 01:16:25,287 - Dashing. - My zipper's open. 1232 01:16:25,371 --> 01:16:27,915 That was the dashing part. 1233 01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:31,836 - Budmeister, are you okay? - No, Terry, I'm not. 1234 01:16:32,837 --> 01:16:34,922 Mom and Dad come home Monday. 1235 01:16:35,006 --> 01:16:37,466 I've had two weeks of total freedom. 1236 01:16:37,550 --> 01:16:42,050 The closest I've come to sex was a girl who took her top off to seduce my sister. 1237 01:16:42,931 --> 01:16:44,641 What's wrong with me? 1238 01:16:45,850 --> 01:16:47,685 Not a thing. 1239 01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:50,688 Listen, sex is not that big a deal. 1240 01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:54,734 - I'd like to form my own opinion. - It'll happen. 1241 01:16:55,735 --> 01:17:00,235 I know this place that delivers. Massage Delight or something. 1242 01:17:00,406 --> 01:17:02,116 Can I borrow $200? 1243 01:17:03,118 --> 01:17:05,870 Buddy, why don't you just call up the guys and go to the mall? 1244 01:17:07,038 --> 01:17:09,290 I'd rather wallow in my virginity. 1245 01:17:09,374 --> 01:17:11,167 [PHONE RINGING] 1246 01:17:13,837 --> 01:17:16,297 Buddy, you know I can't answer it. 1247 01:17:17,298 --> 01:17:20,009 Please, this is almost over. 1248 01:17:25,723 --> 01:17:27,266 Yeah? 1249 01:17:28,268 --> 01:17:31,938 Yeah, Terry's here. I'll see if it can talk. 1250 01:17:32,939 --> 01:17:35,274 It's Mr. Wonderful. 1251 01:17:38,778 --> 01:17:40,404 Hi, Kevin. 1252 01:17:41,406 --> 01:17:43,491 No, I can't tonight. 1253 01:17:44,909 --> 01:17:47,786 Listen, we have to have a serious talk. 1254 01:17:48,788 --> 01:17:50,706 Yes, it's about us. 1255 01:17:50,790 --> 01:17:52,249 [CAR HORN HONKING] 1256 01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:55,294 Listen, can we talk about this later? I gotta go-- 1257 01:17:56,629 --> 01:17:58,422 Bye, Kevin. 1258 01:18:00,633 --> 01:18:03,385 Mr. Wonderful is Mr. History? 1259 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:09,225 All right. 1260 01:18:10,476 --> 01:18:12,561 [BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] 1261 01:18:28,661 --> 01:18:31,538 ♪ Going nowhere fast ♪ 1262 01:18:31,623 --> 01:18:34,500 ♪ I knew it couldn't last ♪ 1263 01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:38,421 ♪ Wrong crowd Small town ♪ 1264 01:18:38,504 --> 01:18:41,256 ♪ Blast off Fall down ♪ 1265 01:18:41,341 --> 01:18:44,218 ♪ Just spinning my wheels ♪ 1266 01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:47,388 ♪ I guess you know how it feels ♪ 1267 01:18:48,514 --> 01:18:52,643 ♪ I feel a change comin' up ♪ 1268 01:18:54,687 --> 01:18:59,187 ♪ So near, so close Not far away ♪ 1269 01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:03,029 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1270 01:19:03,112 --> 01:19:06,156 ♪ Had to learn the hard way ♪ 1271 01:19:07,158 --> 01:19:09,201 ♪ From now on ♪ 1272 01:19:09,285 --> 01:19:13,163 ♪ Things are going my way ♪ 1273 01:19:13,539 --> 01:19:15,582 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1274 01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:17,960 ♪ Always doing the hard way ♪ 1275 01:19:19,671 --> 01:19:21,798 ♪ From now on ♪ 1276 01:19:21,881 --> 01:19:25,175 ♪ We're doing things my way ♪ 1277 01:19:26,010 --> 01:19:29,096 ♪ Boat house Bar scene ♪ 1278 01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:31,932 ♪ Bathroom She's a queen ♪ 1279 01:19:32,016 --> 01:19:33,767 ♪ I was just a boy ♪ 1280 01:19:35,061 --> 01:19:37,271 ♪ With a brand new toy ♪ 1281 01:19:38,481 --> 01:19:41,734 ♪ She blew my mind ♪ 1282 01:19:41,818 --> 01:19:44,654 ♪ She seemed my kind ♪ 1283 01:19:44,737 --> 01:19:47,614 ♪ And she named her price ♪ 1284 01:19:47,699 --> 01:19:49,826 ♪ It was 20 twice ♪ 1285 01:19:52,578 --> 01:19:55,747 I'm having such a good time, no one here knows I used to be fat. 1286 01:19:59,002 --> 01:20:02,964 Tell me again how Rick and Deborah belong together. 1287 01:20:03,047 --> 01:20:07,051 - Rick and Deborah belong together. - What a crock! 1288 01:20:07,135 --> 01:20:09,011 ♪ Had to learn the hard way ♪ 1289 01:20:10,179 --> 01:20:11,889 ♪ From now on ♪ 1290 01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:14,392 He's doing it again, he keeps giving me looks! 1291 01:20:16,519 --> 01:20:18,771 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1292 01:20:18,855 --> 01:20:21,357 ♪ Always doing the hard way ♪ 1293 01:20:22,817 --> 01:20:25,110 ♪ From now on ♪ 1294 01:20:25,194 --> 01:20:27,863 ♪ Choosing things my way ♪ 1295 01:20:27,947 --> 01:20:29,865 ♪ My way ♪♪ 1296 01:20:35,121 --> 01:20:36,622 [ALL CHEERING] 1297 01:20:40,918 --> 01:20:44,338 Thank you, you're very special. We'll be right back. 1298 01:20:44,422 --> 01:20:47,091 He wants to talk to me, do you mind if I go? 1299 01:20:47,175 --> 01:20:50,553 - No, really, go ahead. - You're a great date. 1300 01:20:54,891 --> 01:20:56,726 Hey, Sandy. 1301 01:20:56,809 --> 01:21:01,309 Um, about the other night, I feel like a visitor from the planet of the sluts. 1302 01:21:01,814 --> 01:21:04,483 Hey, that's okay. 1303 01:21:05,777 --> 01:21:08,029 We all make mistakes. 1304 01:21:11,115 --> 01:21:12,699 Hi, Deb. 1305 01:21:13,910 --> 01:21:15,453 Greg. 1306 01:21:17,580 --> 01:21:19,415 [MOUTHS] You're dead. 1307 01:21:24,670 --> 01:21:28,632 SANDY: Can I help you? - Yeah, parsley for eight, please. 1308 01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:33,012 SANDY: Ew. They're so cute. - Yeah. 1309 01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:36,682 SANDY: I don't think they're hungry. - Hi. 1310 01:21:36,766 --> 01:21:39,935 They really do prefer mealworms or flies. 1311 01:21:42,105 --> 01:21:43,397 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1312 01:21:46,818 --> 01:21:48,820 How could she do that to you? 1313 01:21:48,903 --> 01:21:51,030 We don't have a real commitment. 1314 01:21:51,114 --> 01:21:55,535 - She can date whoever she wants. - In the middle of the prom? 1315 01:21:57,328 --> 01:21:58,579 [CROAKS] 1316 01:21:58,663 --> 01:22:00,831 Oh, there you are. 1317 01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:04,793 He's so excited, it's his first prom. 1318 01:22:07,797 --> 01:22:09,173 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1319 01:22:10,383 --> 01:22:11,759 [SIGHS] 1320 01:22:13,553 --> 01:22:15,012 Terry? 1321 01:22:16,013 --> 01:22:19,141 - All right, where is she? - It's that darn cult again. 1322 01:22:19,225 --> 01:22:21,393 They have her totally brainwashed. 1323 01:22:22,395 --> 01:22:26,895 - Wanna split her records? - Tell me now or tell me in the hospital! 1324 01:22:26,983 --> 01:22:28,359 I'm suddenly remembering. 1325 01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:32,237 If I tell you where she is, you gotta take me with you. 1326 01:22:33,239 --> 01:22:35,449 I don't want to miss this. 1327 01:22:35,533 --> 01:22:37,576 - Let's go. - Wait. 1328 01:22:37,660 --> 01:22:41,121 It's kind of formal, I've gotta change. 1329 01:22:42,582 --> 01:22:44,333 [CROWD CHEERING] 1330 01:22:48,087 --> 01:22:50,714 Thank you. Thank you. 1331 01:22:50,798 --> 01:22:54,092 Well, as chairwoman of the prom committee, it's now my pleasure 1332 01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:57,305 to announce your prom king and queen. 1333 01:22:57,388 --> 01:22:59,765 The envelopes, please. 1334 01:22:59,849 --> 01:23:04,349 Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, this year's prom queen is-- 1335 01:23:05,188 --> 01:23:06,063 [GASPS] 1336 01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:08,357 Uh... Deborah Strowbridge. 1337 01:23:08,441 --> 01:23:09,817 [CROWD CHEERING] 1338 01:23:13,779 --> 01:23:16,740 Hey, I swear to God, I'm not lying. 1339 01:23:16,824 --> 01:23:21,324 Okay, all right, uh, and this year's prom king is: 1340 01:23:25,124 --> 01:23:26,834 - It's Greg Tolan. - Yeah. 1341 01:23:26,918 --> 01:23:27,960 [CROWD CHEERING] 1342 01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:32,006 All right, Greg! Way to go, Greg. 1343 01:23:32,089 --> 01:23:34,674 Congratulations, Greg. 1344 01:23:34,759 --> 01:23:36,051 Thank you, Deborah. 1345 01:23:37,053 --> 01:23:39,263 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 1346 01:23:39,347 --> 01:23:42,558 You know, now that I take a good look... 1347 01:23:43,017 --> 01:23:45,978 -they do make a nice couple. DEBORAH: Normally we have a traditional 1348 01:23:46,062 --> 01:23:50,066 king and queen's dance, however, as chairwoman of the prom committee, 1349 01:23:50,149 --> 01:23:52,359 I've decided that that's a stupid tradition. 1350 01:23:53,444 --> 01:23:54,820 So everybody dance! 1351 01:23:54,904 --> 01:23:56,447 [CROWD CHEERING] 1352 01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:01,535 [BAND PLAYING SOFT ROCK MUSIC] 1353 01:24:09,835 --> 01:24:11,545 Come on, Rick. 1354 01:24:36,529 --> 01:24:38,322 May I cut in? 1355 01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:45,496 GIRL: Tolan, you're a creep. - You son of a bitch! 1356 01:24:49,792 --> 01:24:52,294 I'm gonna scratch your eyes out! 1357 01:24:52,378 --> 01:24:53,670 [CROWD SHOUTING] 1358 01:24:59,260 --> 01:25:00,219 Aw. 1359 01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:06,976 TERRY: Help! 1360 01:25:09,103 --> 01:25:11,939 You dumb ox, you're in trouble! 1361 01:25:12,940 --> 01:25:14,274 TERRY: Help me! 1362 01:25:14,358 --> 01:25:18,070 Put me down! Put me down! 1363 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:27,246 [♪♪♪] 1364 01:25:35,004 --> 01:25:37,923 Shit, where did these guys learn to fight? 1365 01:25:48,768 --> 01:25:51,687 Okay, tough guy, you want a piece of me now, huh? 1366 01:25:51,771 --> 01:25:53,397 My back's not turned the other way. 1367 01:25:54,523 --> 01:25:57,025 - Nice tux, you'll look good buried in it. - Come on. 1368 01:25:57,109 --> 01:25:58,318 [♪♪♪] 1369 01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:18,881 No pain, no gain. 1370 01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:25,721 [CROWD CHEERING] 1371 01:26:32,687 --> 01:26:34,313 Hey, Ter. 1372 01:26:34,397 --> 01:26:36,565 - Buddy. - I missed you. 1373 01:26:36,649 --> 01:26:39,777 KEVIN: Terry, are you all right? - Kevin? 1374 01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:41,528 Hey, Sandy! 1375 01:26:41,612 --> 01:26:44,114 What are you doing here, in a tuxedo? 1376 01:26:44,198 --> 01:26:46,867 Please go home, I'll call you tonight. 1377 01:26:48,411 --> 01:26:51,539 - Who is this guy? - Terry's boyfriend, who are you? 1378 01:26:51,622 --> 01:26:53,540 Just a friend. 1379 01:26:53,624 --> 01:26:55,792 We can work this out. I know you still love me. 1380 01:26:55,876 --> 01:26:58,211 No, I don't. I love someone else. 1381 01:26:58,295 --> 01:27:02,215 - Whoa, uh, thanks, but no, thanks. - Look, we belong together. You're my-- 1382 01:27:02,299 --> 01:27:06,511 Hold that thought. Can I talk to you for one brief moment? I'll be right back. 1383 01:27:08,472 --> 01:27:12,100 - What's going on? - Wait, it gets better. 1384 01:27:18,315 --> 01:27:21,192 Yeah, big night, huh? 1385 01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:25,614 - I bet you're a little confused. - I think I understand. 1386 01:27:26,615 --> 01:27:28,116 I know I should have told you sooner, 1387 01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:30,994 but, uh, I didn't. 1388 01:27:31,078 --> 01:27:35,415 - Um, I'm a-- - Terry, I know. 1389 01:27:35,499 --> 01:27:36,833 You're gay. 1390 01:27:37,918 --> 01:27:39,044 I'm not gay. 1391 01:27:42,673 --> 01:27:44,591 Wait a minute, now I'm confused. 1392 01:27:47,011 --> 01:27:49,638 I'm a girl. I'm a woman. 1393 01:27:49,722 --> 01:27:51,098 [LAUGHS] 1394 01:27:51,432 --> 01:27:53,642 Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper. 1395 01:27:53,726 --> 01:27:55,936 Could we please go back to the prom now? 1396 01:27:56,020 --> 01:27:58,147 I'm a female, I swear. 1397 01:27:59,899 --> 01:28:01,358 Rick. 1398 01:28:08,741 --> 01:28:12,202 - Wait, are those what I think they are? - I'm sorry. 1399 01:28:13,204 --> 01:28:15,039 Where do you get off having tits? 1400 01:28:16,081 --> 01:28:19,876 There was this contest, and I needed to prove it, 1401 01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:24,089 But then I stayed and I met you, and you're so wonderful that-- 1402 01:28:24,173 --> 01:28:27,885 - Shit, I can't believe this. - Rick, I know you're mad. 1403 01:28:27,968 --> 01:28:32,055 But I think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me 1404 01:28:32,139 --> 01:28:34,808 -that I just-- - Then this whole thing was bullshit. 1405 01:28:35,810 --> 01:28:37,478 Major bullshit. 1406 01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:40,063 Rick, wait. 1407 01:28:40,147 --> 01:28:43,692 You gotta understand how much you mean to me, you've gotta believe me. 1408 01:28:43,776 --> 01:28:47,571 Right, Terrence, because you've been so honest up till now. 1409 01:28:58,332 --> 01:29:01,877 - So how's the fish? - Great, I put a frogman in the bowl. 1410 01:29:01,961 --> 01:29:05,297 And you know what? They really do love pizza. 1411 01:29:08,717 --> 01:29:11,219 - Rick, can't you just forgive me? - No, I can't. 1412 01:29:11,303 --> 01:29:12,929 Rick. 1413 01:29:15,724 --> 01:29:18,017 [CROWD GASPS THEN MUSIC STOPS] 1414 01:29:22,398 --> 01:29:25,192 It's okay, everybody. It's all right. 1415 01:29:26,735 --> 01:29:28,778 - He has tits. - What? 1416 01:29:28,863 --> 01:29:30,948 Come on, Deborah, let's go. 1417 01:29:42,251 --> 01:29:43,543 [CHUCKLES] 1418 01:29:44,712 --> 01:29:48,382 [IN DEEP VOICE] Whoa, 9:15 already. 1419 01:29:48,465 --> 01:29:51,718 Well, gotta go. 1420 01:29:53,012 --> 01:29:56,974 Had a lovely time, have a nice prom. 1421 01:30:01,437 --> 01:30:02,563 Hi. 1422 01:30:02,646 --> 01:30:05,231 - You're probably here with a date. - Yeah. 1423 01:30:06,233 --> 01:30:07,400 [♪♪♪] 1424 01:30:13,741 --> 01:30:15,367 Thanks, son. 1425 01:30:19,413 --> 01:30:20,705 [♪♪♪] 1426 01:30:50,611 --> 01:30:53,113 Buddy, Why'd you bring Kevin? 1427 01:30:54,698 --> 01:30:57,617 - Good evening. - Whoops. 1428 01:30:57,701 --> 01:30:58,702 BUDDY: Hey, no problem. 1429 01:30:58,786 --> 01:31:03,040 Just a couple of nice, clean, all-American kids experimenting with sex. 1430 01:31:03,123 --> 01:31:05,416 - You remember Sandy, the fish girl? - Hi. 1431 01:31:06,418 --> 01:31:07,877 Hello. 1432 01:31:09,213 --> 01:31:13,008 You know, my voyage of self-discovery... 1433 01:31:15,219 --> 01:31:17,804 has ended in despair. 1434 01:31:17,888 --> 01:31:22,388 Hey, that's so interesting, really. Could you shut the light off, please? 1435 01:31:22,518 --> 01:31:23,393 [SANDY GIGGLES] 1436 01:31:27,398 --> 01:31:28,399 [♪♪♪] 1437 01:31:51,422 --> 01:31:52,548 [SOBBING] 1438 01:32:13,902 --> 01:32:16,404 I'm seeing Julian again this weekend. 1439 01:32:16,488 --> 01:32:18,865 He is so cool. 1440 01:32:18,949 --> 01:32:23,449 - I can't believe I finally lucked out. - Denise, he is the lucky one. 1441 01:32:24,371 --> 01:32:26,289 Hey, Terry. 1442 01:32:26,373 --> 01:32:28,458 Is it true you broke up with that college guy? 1443 01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:32,754 - It's true. - You wanna go out Saturday night? 1444 01:32:32,838 --> 01:32:35,465 Oh. I'm sorry, but I'm really not ready. 1445 01:32:35,549 --> 01:32:38,385 What about Sunday, you think that's enough time? 1446 01:32:38,469 --> 01:32:40,053 Thanks. 1447 01:32:42,014 --> 01:32:44,808 Terry, you have to snap out of this. 1448 01:32:44,892 --> 01:32:46,393 I will. 1449 01:32:46,477 --> 01:32:49,104 Just may take me a couple of years. 1450 01:32:50,355 --> 01:32:51,981 Terry. 1451 01:32:52,066 --> 01:32:54,109 I really liked your article. 1452 01:32:54,193 --> 01:32:58,071 Especially the part on how you can be cool even if you don't dress cool. 1453 01:32:59,073 --> 01:33:00,574 I feel the same way. 1454 01:33:01,575 --> 01:33:03,451 You wanna go out sometime? 1455 01:33:04,453 --> 01:33:05,829 Oh. 1456 01:33:06,830 --> 01:33:08,748 I'm really not ready yet. 1457 01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:11,668 Thanks anyway. 1458 01:33:17,174 --> 01:33:19,259 GIRL: Shelley, wait up. 1459 01:33:22,054 --> 01:33:25,182 Terry, could you come in here please? 1460 01:33:26,183 --> 01:33:27,559 Mr. Raymaker. 1461 01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:30,520 Come into my office. 1462 01:33:39,822 --> 01:33:42,783 I read your article in the Sun-Tribune. 1463 01:33:43,867 --> 01:33:47,078 - Congratulations on winning. - Thanks. 1464 01:33:47,162 --> 01:33:49,622 It was real good. 1465 01:33:51,291 --> 01:33:55,503 - And I'm sorry I misjudged you. - You don't have to apologize. 1466 01:33:55,587 --> 01:33:58,339 I wouldn't have this job if it weren't for you. 1467 01:33:58,423 --> 01:34:02,844 You forced me to fight for what I wanted and I will never forget you for that. 1468 01:34:03,846 --> 01:34:05,138 Thank you. 1469 01:34:06,140 --> 01:34:08,142 I learned a lot too. 1470 01:34:13,021 --> 01:34:16,649 What about that kid you wrote the article about, Rick? 1471 01:34:16,733 --> 01:34:18,234 He hates me. 1472 01:34:18,318 --> 01:34:19,277 Well, that's too bad. 1473 01:34:21,321 --> 01:34:22,613 You really like him, don't you? 1474 01:34:24,283 --> 01:34:25,617 Why do you say that? 1475 01:34:27,494 --> 01:34:28,745 I read your article. 1476 01:34:41,550 --> 01:34:42,759 [TIRES SCREECH] 1477 01:34:43,760 --> 01:34:47,597 Don't worry, I'm a stunt driver, I do this for a living. 1478 01:34:50,809 --> 01:34:53,061 Swift parking job, Bud. 1479 01:34:53,145 --> 01:34:56,148 - And you're late. - Yeah, I ran out of gas. 1480 01:34:56,231 --> 01:34:59,484 But don't worry, I put a buck's worth in, on me. 1481 01:35:01,945 --> 01:35:06,445 - Terry, it's summer, smile. - My face hurts when I smile. 1482 01:35:07,159 --> 01:35:09,828 Listen to me, O sister of my loins. 1483 01:35:09,912 --> 01:35:12,915 I've got a driver's license and a sex life. 1484 01:35:12,998 --> 01:35:15,583 You've got the job of your dreams and a chauffeur. 1485 01:35:15,667 --> 01:35:18,753 Life is sweet, let's get an ice cream. 1486 01:35:20,297 --> 01:35:21,923 - Uh... - [TERRY CLEARS THROAT] 1487 01:35:22,007 --> 01:35:23,883 It's, uh, for you. 1488 01:35:28,013 --> 01:35:29,514 You look very good in a dress. 1489 01:35:30,724 --> 01:35:32,559 Very good. 1490 01:35:37,606 --> 01:35:39,024 I thought you hated me. 1491 01:35:40,525 --> 01:35:42,485 I missed you. 1492 01:35:44,112 --> 01:35:46,489 I read your article. Do you, uh... 1493 01:35:47,699 --> 01:35:50,076 still feel the same way about me? 1494 01:35:53,789 --> 01:35:54,998 Yeah, I guess I do. 1495 01:35:59,378 --> 01:36:01,046 Why don't we go out and have some fun? 1496 01:36:01,129 --> 01:36:03,965 You know, maybe we could go dancing Friday night? 1497 01:36:04,049 --> 01:36:05,508 Wait a minute. 1498 01:36:06,635 --> 01:36:10,013 I'm the guy here. Let me just try this, okay? 1499 01:36:11,014 --> 01:36:14,809 Why don't we go out dancing Friday night? 1500 01:36:14,893 --> 01:36:17,437 What an original idea. 1501 01:36:18,605 --> 01:36:21,065 - Hey, you wanna go for a ride? - Yeah. 1502 01:36:21,149 --> 01:36:23,818 Ah-- As long as I get to drive. 1503 01:36:24,820 --> 01:36:26,112 [♪♪♪] 1504 01:36:33,078 --> 01:36:34,245 TERRY: Come on, Buddy. 1505 01:36:55,642 --> 01:36:59,020 ♪ They say we're worlds apart ♪ 1506 01:36:59,104 --> 01:37:03,604 ♪ We don't belong together ♪ 1507 01:37:03,859 --> 01:37:07,487 ♪ But I've got this need in my heart ♪ 1508 01:37:07,571 --> 01:37:12,071 ♪ That careless thought can't sever ♪ 1509 01:37:12,951 --> 01:37:15,286 ♪ Now we're alone ♪ 1510 01:37:15,370 --> 01:37:17,080 ♪ Now we're alone ♪ 1511 01:37:17,164 --> 01:37:21,293 ♪ And no one can take that away ♪ 1512 01:37:21,376 --> 01:37:23,628 ♪ You're safe in my arms ♪ 1513 01:37:23,712 --> 01:37:25,797 ♪ Safe in my arms ♪ 1514 01:37:25,881 --> 01:37:27,924 ♪ Don't go away ♪ 1515 01:37:28,008 --> 01:37:32,508 ♪ Don't go away ♪ 1516 01:37:32,596 --> 01:37:37,096 ♪ Say you'll stay ♪ 1517 01:37:38,143 --> 01:37:40,645 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1518 01:37:40,729 --> 01:37:42,313 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1519 01:37:42,397 --> 01:37:44,649 ♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪ 1520 01:37:44,733 --> 01:37:46,568 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1521 01:37:46,651 --> 01:37:49,153 ♪ Tonight, you're mine, baby ♪ 1522 01:37:49,237 --> 01:37:50,947 ♪ Make it forever ♪ 1523 01:37:51,031 --> 01:37:53,241 ♪ Let's make it last forever ♪ 1524 01:37:53,325 --> 01:37:55,076 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1525 01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:57,745 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1526 01:37:57,829 --> 01:37:59,413 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1527 01:37:59,498 --> 01:38:01,708 ♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪ 1528 01:38:01,792 --> 01:38:03,585 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1529 01:38:03,668 --> 01:38:06,337 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1530 01:38:06,421 --> 01:38:08,047 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1531 01:38:08,131 --> 01:38:12,093 ♪ Let's make it last forever ♪ 1532 01:38:12,177 --> 01:38:15,555 ♪ You live your life on the run ♪ 1533 01:38:15,639 --> 01:38:20,139 ♪ And I see you just a little ♪ 1534 01:38:20,227 --> 01:38:24,064 ♪ But as long as I need someone ♪ 1535 01:38:24,147 --> 01:38:28,442 ♪ I'll keep a light in my window ♪ 1536 01:38:29,444 --> 01:38:31,737 ♪ So promise one thing ♪ 1537 01:38:31,822 --> 01:38:33,615 ♪ Promise one thing ♪ 1538 01:38:33,698 --> 01:38:37,868 ♪ You'll keep me inside of your dreams ♪ 1539 01:38:37,953 --> 01:38:40,246 ♪ 'Cause after tonight ♪ 1540 01:38:40,330 --> 01:38:42,123 ♪ After tonight ♪ 1541 01:38:42,207 --> 01:38:44,751 ♪ if I set you free ♪ 1542 01:38:44,835 --> 01:38:49,089 ♪ Set you free ♪ 1543 01:38:49,172 --> 01:38:51,757 ♪ Set you free ♪ 1544 01:38:51,842 --> 01:38:54,636 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1545 01:38:54,719 --> 01:38:57,221 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1546 01:38:57,305 --> 01:38:59,056 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1547 01:38:59,141 --> 01:39:01,309 ♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪ 1548 01:39:01,393 --> 01:39:03,186 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1549 01:39:03,270 --> 01:39:05,563 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1550 01:39:05,647 --> 01:39:07,523 ♪ Make it forever ♪ 1551 01:39:07,607 --> 01:39:10,109 ♪ Let's make it last forever ♪ 1552 01:39:10,193 --> 01:39:11,611 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1553 01:39:11,695 --> 01:39:14,322 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1554 01:39:14,406 --> 01:39:15,949 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1555 01:39:16,032 --> 01:39:18,325 ♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪ 1556 01:39:18,410 --> 01:39:20,161 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1557 01:39:20,245 --> 01:39:22,580 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1558 01:39:22,664 --> 01:39:24,290 ♪ Oh ♪ 1559 01:39:24,374 --> 01:39:28,711 ♪ Let's make it last forever ♪ 1560 01:39:44,352 --> 01:39:48,852 ♪ Say you'll stay ♪ 1561 01:39:49,191 --> 01:39:53,691 ♪ Stay ♪ 1562 01:39:54,279 --> 01:39:56,781 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1563 01:39:56,865 --> 01:39:58,491 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1564 01:39:58,575 --> 01:40:00,827 ♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪ 1565 01:40:00,911 --> 01:40:02,704 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1566 01:40:02,787 --> 01:40:05,289 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1567 01:40:05,373 --> 01:40:07,041 ♪ Make it forever ♪ 1568 01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:09,585 ♪ Let's make it last forever ♪ 1569 01:40:09,669 --> 01:40:14,169 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪♪ 116439

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