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Did you bring protection?
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I consent to this.
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I consent to this.
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That was surprisingly nice.
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Oh, yeah.
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Five stars, huh?
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Wait, you're leaving?
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I thought you said
we would talk after.
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Oh. We're talking.
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We're agreeing to give
each other five stars.
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That's talking, right?
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Wow, uh...
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Okay.
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So...?
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You would've given me six stars
if you could've, huh?
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"Byron said:
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"Hair shorter than pics,
clingy vibe.
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Four stars"?
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Entitled motherfucker.
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Hey!
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Asshole!
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Delete Nitely app.
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Mr. Brown.
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Mr. Brown!
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Ugh, hey, uh,
I have mandatory pet therapy...
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'cause I tried
to kill myself yesterday.
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Oh, Mr. Brown.
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Well, one of our floofers
or puppers will cheer you up.
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Take your pick.
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Okay.
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Hey, man.
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Oh, hey.
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You want Ernie?
He's awesome, and I'm done.
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No, I was gonna... Oh, okay, yep.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Why do they program him to shed?
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Hey, Ernie,
you're a little cutie.
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- Yeah.
- So I understand
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you were in
a bad place yesterday.
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You want to talk about it?
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Uh...
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Okay.
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Do I keep petting you, or...?
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It's only weird
if you make it weird.
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Okay.
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I've never done therapy.
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Although, my girlfriend
started last year.
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Interesting.
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So I'm supposed to
do what exactly?
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Let's start with why you were
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going to throw yourself
in the torrent.
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Right, the torrent.
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I guess I...
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Also, this session's
being recorded
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for quality purposes. Go on.
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I had a great life.
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I was young, healthy,
great body,
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great face,
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great hair, great skin,
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great teeth,
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great eyes, great abs, great...
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Sounds like you had
every kind of privilege
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and you never questioned it.
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Then, bam,
self-driving car crash?
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That's not fair.
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Now I live in this
weird fantasy world
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with my girlfriend's grandma.
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Life's not fair.
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Neither is digital
life extension.
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What's fair
and what should happen,
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that's just in your head.
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- Super.
- You have to make your own meaning.
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What makes life worth living
for you? Uh, uh...
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Y-You're petting me
extremely hard right now.
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Sorry, you're stressing me out.
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What's the meaning of life
in ten seconds? Come on.
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Think of it as
your bare minimum.
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What do you need so you won't
dive into that thing?
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I guess I just
still want to be a man.
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Well, what does that mean?
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Good question.
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I want to be independent
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and capable.
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When you're young, people
have to do everything for you,
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and then you grow up
and you become a man
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and-and people rely on you.
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Kids look up to you.
Women want to be with you.
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You know?
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I had that, or...
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I was on my way to that.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm going to give you
an assignment.
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Talk to at least five
of your fellow uploads,
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take notes, then find me,
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and maybe you made a friend
who makes it all feel worth it.
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Well, I'll just
wipe this off first.
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Myra,
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I have a drone
follow you everywhere,
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and every single day,
you give her sweets in the park.
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Now, today, get her to eat
the Rachel Ray Junior
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steamed squash I printed
this morning and nothing else,
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or I will fire you.
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Should I come back later?
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No, it's fine. Come in.
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I met with my bank,
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and they approved the loan
for my dad's upload. Yay!
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Uh, as long as my employer...
That-that's you...
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Um, confirms in writing
that I qualify
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for the employee discount.
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What was wrong with him again?
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Dad has vape lung.
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He thought it was safer
than smoking,
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then all the studies came out.
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I thought he didn't believe
in upload.
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Well, he's still being
a bit of a Ludd about it,
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but, um, you know, when he sees
I've spent the money, I...
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You know, I don't feel
comfortable signing this.
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You need a 4.6 employee rating
to qualify for that discount.
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Right now,
you're at 4.598, so...
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Come on, I'm-I'm-I'm so close.
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Here's what I'll do.
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You could hit a 4.6 today,
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but then you could
slip under tomorrow.
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You hit a 4.8,
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and I'll sign this letter
as written, no prob.
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But I-I just need you
to sign it right...
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Those are my rules.
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- Hey, bud.
- Shh!
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I'm Nathan. I'm new.
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Seriously, shut up.
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Is anyone looking for me?
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No. Coast is clear.
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Oh, shit.
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Thanks a lot.
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What?
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What the hell?
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Come here, you little...
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Oh, fuck. Uh, Angel?
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Hey.
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What the hell is going on here?
Did I do this?
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No.
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Dylan's been here for years.
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He fell off a cliff
on a school trip.
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He gets bored,
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so he has all the AI guys
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set to Street Fighter
in game mode.
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Game mode. Cool.
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How are you?
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- Feeling better today?
- Yeah, yeah, a little.
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Uh, I have a special assignment
from my therapist.
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- It's called The Five People You Meet in Upload.
- Those are mine.
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Mine, mine, mine.
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I need to go around
and introduce myself to five
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- of the other uploads.
- Those are mine. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
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I guess he thinks communication
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- is really important.
- Will you please back off?
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Hello?
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Nora, did I lose you?
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You know, just don't have
any expectations,
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then you won't get disappointed.
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Nah, not me.
You get what you expect in life,
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so I expect the best.
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Well, I'm sure
you'll get the best
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here at Horizen Lakeview.
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Is there anything else?
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Did I say something wrong?
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As your customer service
representative,
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it is my job to be of service
with any issues.
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Are there any specific issues?
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No.
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Thank you for using Horizen.
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God, you are a sight
for sore eyes.
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I'm so sorry I didn't
call you back today, babe.
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Nonstop funeral planning.
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There's so much to do
before tonight.
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Flowers, gift bags.
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Well, maybe I can help
from here.
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I'm sure there's a ton of
meaningful stuff you could do,
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but don't get mad at me...
I did it all already.
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Hold still.
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Ow! Ooh.
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- What was that?
- It's just stem cells.
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I can't wait to upload so
I don't have to work this hard.
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You're so lucky.
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I'm sorry, I-I don't mean that
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the way that it... sounded.
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No, you're right, it, uh...
it is nice here.
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- Vaginaplasty, miss?
- Come again?
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Um, I'm getting ready
for my boyfriend's funeral.
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So, no?
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Yeah. No.
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Wow.
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After the funeral tonight,
you want to rent a VR sex suit,
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sleep over?
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Duh! Yes.
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There's a shop on Melrose
with amazing Yelp reviews.
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I need you to close your eyes
and mouth.
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Oh, babe, she's putting bees
on my face.
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Gotta go. Love you.
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Love you, too. Bye.
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They're really mad today.
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Hey. Yeah, what the hell?
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I thought we said 10:30.
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You told me to meet you
at the courts, man.
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Well, I'm here,
and I don't see you anywhere.
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So, what's in the news?
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Um, I'm not Siri,
so look up your own news.
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Yeah, yeah, you're not Siri.
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'Cause who'd program Siri
to be so grumpy?
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I don't have to smile for you.
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I'm on break.
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I just have stuff on my mind.
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Shitty Nitely last night?
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Insulting. Uh...
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I'm not discussing
my Nitely hookups with you.
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Look up your own damn porn.
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Hey, I have no
earthly needs anymore.
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I was asking out of a purely
spiritual desire to help.
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Wait, you're joking, right?
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Because you're supposed to
continue to have earthly needs.
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Lack of sexual interest
is a sign of depression.
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Yes, I was joking.
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And everything works okay?
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I mean... I'm required to ask.
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You can still, uh...
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Look up your own damn porn!
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Oh, please. Yeah, right.
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Is there anything left
to talk about?
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Because I have 47 other clients.
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So what? Let 'em wait.
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We're all dead here anyway.
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Angel.
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Angel, I'm stuck in my closet.
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Fixing that. Yes, ma'am.
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Happy to provide
five-star service.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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I'll be fine.
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So, what big plans today?
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Water aerobics? Golf?
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Oh, me? Uh, I have
homework from a dog,
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and, uh, tonight,
my own funeral,
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simulcast in Lakeview,
New York and L.A., so...
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yeah, same old, same old.
245
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Well, if you need me
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for personal shopping,
technical service
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or wrapping up
of unfinished business,
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whatever...
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I'm a resource. Use me.
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Right. So...
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Hey, cool boots.
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Yeah.
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I'm Nathan.
I live across the hall.
254
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Hey, you look familiar.
255
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Did you play the mayor
in Robocop?
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No.
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I'm David Choak.
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Of, like, the Choak brothers?
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Yeah.
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We live on the same floor?
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That's weird.
262
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,791
Well, I've got
25,000 square feet
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and a 12-acre backyard
once you go through that door,
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00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,093
so I suppose it is
a little weird.
265
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,457
What did you do?
266
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,513
Uh, game designer.
Yeah, freeware.
267
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,127
And a little modeling
in college.
268
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,343
I mean, it's no big deal.
Mostly catalog work.
269
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,514
A couple commercials.
270
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,182
Not much money in freeware.
271
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,720
No.
272
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,683
And what did you do?
273
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,064
Oh, not much.
274
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,691
Just co-ran the second-largest
275
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,228
privately owned company
in the world
276
00:14:56,271 --> 00:15:00,031
and influenced American politics
for a generation.
277
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,736
Yeah, no, I-I know.
278
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:05,606
So, these free games...
Uh, anything with duck hunting?
279
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,365
No. Uh, my friend and I
are making an app.
280
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,038
It's called...
281
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,793
Um, it...
282
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,123
Sorry.
283
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,746
I'm blanking on the name.
284
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,302
You're blanking on the name
of your own app?
285
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,757
Yeah, I-I've been having
some memory gaps.
286
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,139
I guess I'm just
a little death-lagged.
287
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,257
Um, we wrote a program
that allows anyone
288
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,974
to save their own uploads.
289
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,774
So you can create
your own digital afterlife
290
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,927
and pass it down to friends
or family for free.
291
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,941
So you got murdered.
292
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,185
No. I-I was in a car accident.
293
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,114
Yeah, sure.
294
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,073
Yeah, you just, uh, threatened
295
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,823
a 600-billion-dollar-a-year
industry,
296
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,235
and no one murdered you.
297
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,674
Nobody murders anybody.
298
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:05,509
Okay. Well, he sucks.
299
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,428
This dog better know
what it's doing.
300
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,474
Good morning,
Mr. Brown. Where to?
301
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,104
Uh, actually, car,
this is Fran Booth.
302
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,311
I've been asked
by the Brown family
303
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,852
to investigate
the November 24 crash.
304
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,896
Do you know where you are?
305
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,780
4499 Spaulding.
306
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,528
Correct.
307
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,199
Damage scan, please?
308
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,238
No damage to report.
309
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,832
- You are clearly very damaged.
- No.
310
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,709
Okay, car.
311
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,786
Uh, pull up dashcam footage
from 11:00 to 11:37 p.m.
312
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,383
on the night of the crash.
313
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,998
Can't find anything.
314
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:47,014
But you were in motion,
so your cameras were activated.
315
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,048
Who are you again?
316
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,142
Where are the recordings?
317
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,970
Interesting.
318
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,544
Hi. You look a little lost.
319
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,209
Can I help you?
320
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,827
Hi. Yes. Um, I'm looking
to rent a sex suit.
321
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,228
It's my boyfriend's
funeral tonight,
322
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,172
and I want it
to be special for him.
323
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,012
Well, you know
how they work, right?
324
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,508
The fingers
on the inside inflate,
325
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,471
and since everything's better
wet, just use it in the tub.
326
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,312
Did you say fingers?
327
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,137
Setup can be fun
because everything's adjustable.
328
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:42,814
You can make him hung like a
horse, add chest hair, whatever.
329
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,274
He can even give you
bigger boobs, extra boobs.
330
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,855
Whatever you want.
331
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,490
They really clean them well.
332
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,236
Oh, God, yeah. We have to.
333
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,423
You wouldn't believe what
we pull out of them sometimes.
334
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,487
It's not just a sex suit.
335
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,202
Old people want
to hug their grandkids,
336
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,042
and the kids throw up in there.
337
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,207
Ugh, people think they can do
anything in a rental.
338
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,076
Hey, where are you going?
339
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,956
Nora?
340
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,053
I mean, Angel.
341
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,508
Seriously?
I do have other clients.
342
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,389
Hey, um, I thought of something
maybe you can help me with.
343
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,597
I can't remember everything.
344
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,199
- Everybody forgets stuff.
- Yeah, but shouldn't I know
345
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,433
the name of the project
I was working on last week?
346
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,435
Wait, you don't?
347
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,767
No. I mean, maybe there wasn't
enough storage space,
348
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,483
or I don't want
to sound paranoid,
349
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,153
but what if something
was edited?
350
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,752
I mean, I can remember
my high school prom,
351
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,646
but I used to know every word
to the big song
352
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,534
we danced to, and now nothing.
353
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,991
Okay? It's just blank.
354
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,491
That must be scary.
355
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,663
Fuck yeah. It is. It's like...
356
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,001
you know, am I still me
if something's missing?
357
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,707
And-and is it just random
what I'm forgetting? I...
358
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:47,338
I have this awful feeling,
like I left the gas on.
359
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,087
You know, like whatever
I'm forgetting could just...
360
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,839
blow up my family.
361
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,551
Yikes.
362
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,471
I'm sorry.
363
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,300
- Hey, what song?
- What?
364
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,005
What was your big prom song?
365
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,385
"Uptown Funk."
366
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,062
Me, too. Um...
367
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:07,272
Okay. Um...
368
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,067
Got to go.
369
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,450
Hey. I'm Nathan. I'm new here.
370
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,541
Well, I see you've really
made yourself at home.
371
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,748
Okay.
372
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,634
Don't like him, either.
373
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,179
Hey, remember that
hot douchebag?
374
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,837
The one that
almost jumped yesterday?
375
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,176
Uh...
376
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,560
He might actually be a good guy.
377
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,519
You assembled every one
of his memories.
378
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,849
Wouldn't you know
if he was for real?
379
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,815
Yeah, but weirdly, some of his
dot-mem files are damaged.
380
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,567
Yeah.
381
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:37,069
Ah... well, I feel you.
382
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,781
I wasn't paying attention
yesterday,
383
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,201
and I put this
hipster woman's experience
384
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,160
of natural childbirth
into an old male judge.
385
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,542
Freaked him the fuck out.
386
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,706
Jesus, Leesha.
387
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,958
Whatever you do,
388
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,669
do not tell the dude
it was a fuckup.
389
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,039
He'll give you zero stars,
390
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,706
and you can't afford
to lose this job.
391
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,094
Well, neither can you.
392
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,090
Uh, I have my dog-walking gig,
393
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,092
I do hair, and I'm the night
manager at Falafel Halal.
394
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,095
I'll survive.
395
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:07,016
Angel!
396
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,938
Oh, my God.
397
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,648
Hey, Dylan.
398
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,073
Finally, Angel.
399
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,781
None of these computers work.
400
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,201
I can't get through
to my best friend, Breck.
401
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,330
I've tried voice, text, video.
402
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,288
- Nothing works.
- Okay.
403
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,618
I'll call him IRL and figure out
how to get you connected.
404
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,285
Get ready to give me five stars.
405
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,293
We'll see.
406
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,705
No, Dylan was my best friend,
407
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:40,014
in seventh grade,
and I'm sorry he died,
408
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,719
but he's still 11,
and I'm 18 now.
409
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,720
I don't want Pokémon anymore.
410
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,222
- Look, I understand.
- I want pussy.
411
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:50,055
Dude. Really?
412
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,811
You know,
friends do drift apart.
413
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,904
No. Not my best friend.
414
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,609
Not Breck.
415
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,229
You're messing up somehow.
416
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,954
Yeah.
417
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,357
Probably.
418
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,025
You tried your best.
419
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:07,293
It just wasn't good enough.
420
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,286
- Wait, let me...
- Sorry.
421
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,999
Yeah, I'm, uh,
disappointed, too.
422
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,144
Aah!
423
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,432
Ah, it's too easy.
424
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,386
Dart around more!
425
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:35,096
And make duck sounds!
426
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,316
Quack! Quack!
427
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,777
Quack.
428
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,317
Quack.
429
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,740
You're doing good!
430
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,664
Three stars?
431
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,712
Come on, man.
432
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,044
- Angel.
- What?
433
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,336
What do you want?
434
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,215
Thank you. What do you need?
435
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,564
Thanks. That's nice.
436
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,567
Okay, I'm not sure
what I did to deserve that,
437
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,942
but it's nice to get.
438
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,042
Okay, you got to be
breaking the rules or something,
439
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,606
'cause I'm sure
you're not supposed to keep
440
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,152
giving me five stars
for nothing.
441
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:27,737
All right.
442
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,242
I-I should do something
to earn these.
443
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:33,696
Ta-da.
444
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:43,707
Okay, seriously,
what can I do for you?
445
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,716
Just ask me anything.
446
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,638
You know what you can do for me?
You can tell me what's wrong.
447
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,278
'Cause you've been all like...
448
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,305
all day.
449
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,191
You got an hour?
450
00:23:57,228 --> 00:24:00,228
I have infinity.
451
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,333
Well, you know what?
In one sense,
452
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,687
it's just as bad as Nitely.
453
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,086
You know, you have to keep
pleasing people,
454
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,650
and you can't let
your numbers down.
455
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:08,355
- Emotional work is real work.
- Yeah. Exactly.
456
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,816
And I can't walk away
from the job.
457
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,406
- Why not?
- My dad. My-my dad's dying.
458
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,971
- Oh, God. I'm sorry.
- Yeah, it sucks.
459
00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:17,325
And-and my mom died unexpectedly
a few years ago.
460
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:20,423
Exactly! And-and Dad
doesn't think heaven could be heaven
461
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,339
without Mom in it, which means
he's... he's basically okay
462
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,209
with not being with me,
463
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:29,136
which I might find romantic
if it wasn't so insulting.
464
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:31,071
But really, I just feel like
he's clinically depressed
465
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,675
and not thinking straight.
466
00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,812
I mean, so he isn't saving
anything for upload.
467
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:36,229
That's just all on me.
468
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,937
I mean, he might not even use it
if I pay for it.
469
00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:51,616
I guess my biggest fear
is he'll die, too,
470
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:55,697
and my last connection
to childhood
471
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,915
is just gone.
472
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:04,054
And I won't ever find
anyone who...
473
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:07,466
understands me like that or...
474
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,626
loves me unconditionally.
475
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,354
Yeah.
476
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:22,269
Well, thanks.
477
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,693
I feel a lot better.
478
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,572
I didn't do anything but listen.
479
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,410
Pretend I'm giving you
five stars.
480
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,549
I met five new uploads today,
481
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:57,426
and I didn't like any of them.
482
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,643
You do seem
less stressed, though.
483
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,354
Well, the staff is nice.
484
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,397
So, no more killing yourself?
485
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,570
Not today, and, uh,
I can't tonight.
486
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:12,069
I have my funeral. So, see you.
487
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,173
- Ugh! That sucked.
- I don't know.
488
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,499
I think it went okay.
489
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,504
I fucking froze.
490
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,046
You were good. I'll admit.
491
00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,759
"We at Beyond
believe your income
492
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,444
shouldn't determine
your digital afterlife"?
493
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,428
Where'd you get that
economic inequality rap?
494
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,156
- It's just the truth, man.
- Great stuff.
495
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,680
Inspired tap dancing, brother.
496
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:22,273
You think Cavern Investments
will bite?
497
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:25,388
Christ! Our next pitch
isn't for three weeks.
498
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,396
- Do we even have enough cash...?
- Gentlemen!
499
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,398
Has anyone heard your idea?
500
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,150
Anyone from the big companies?
501
00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:34,152
Uh, just our families
and my girlfriend.
502
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,195
Good. Don't tell anyone else.
503
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,238
We're ready to take this
full round ourselves.
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