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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:25,333 --> 00:00:27,333 (happy rock music) 3 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:32,666 (Boy euphoric) Hey! Finally vacation. 4 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,750 We are free. 5 00:00:34,916 --> 00:00:38,625 And folks, believe me, I'm so ready. 6 00:00:39,291 --> 00:00:42,875 What? You never heard of Major Shag? 7 00:00:43,041 --> 00:00:44,583 You are so innocent 8 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:47,583 But when I'm done with you, you're a horny bitch. 9 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:48,750 (Beat) 10 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:52,250 I'm doing things with you that you thought was impossible. 11 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:55,791 If you think I'm done and begging for mercy 12 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:58,916 I say, "Baby, I'm warming up." 13 00:00:59,083 --> 00:01:00,083 (groans) 14 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:03,833 This is me: Aaron, Pornstar Number One. 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,500 (Rumble) (man) Open up! 16 00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:11,250 (happy rock music) 17 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,625 And that's my gang. 18 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:14,500 You have something there. 19 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:17,916 -Oh, Digga. -No. 20 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:21,083 I tell you, it happens this summer. 21 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:23,333 -I can feel it. -Take me. 22 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,291 (Aaron) Julia and David, best friends. 23 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:28,583 Julia, sex changes everything. 24 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:31,708 -But i stay your first lady? -Forever. 25 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:36,208 (Aaron) Hannah and Mehmet, our dream couple. 26 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:37,791 And? Does it taste good? 27 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:41,500 Is your little sister just hanging on our legs? 28 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,833 (Aaron) Emma. Please smile. 29 00:01:47,791 --> 00:01:48,916 Does it work? 30 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:51,333 Clear. This is scientifically proven. 31 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:54,000 -Why are you single then? -Wait, pimper. 32 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:55,666 -Pussy. -Peach. 33 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,083 -Mumu. -Rifle. 34 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,416 Underground car park. 35 00:01:58,666 --> 00:02:00,250 -Drive-in. -Hotspot. 36 00:02:00,416 --> 00:02:01,416 (Laughter) 37 00:02:01,666 --> 00:02:02,791 Juicer. 38 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:03,958 Oh. 39 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,666 Punani. 40 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:08,833 What is Punani? 41 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:10,750 Um... 42 00:02:10,916 --> 00:02:13,958 (with an Italian accent) Panini: Ciabatta with Mortadella. 43 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:15,458 - (Laughter) bun! 44 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:21,958 -I don't like pussies. - (in choir) Yes, David, we know. 45 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:25,375 -You also? -Clear. 46 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:28,625 (Aaron) But Julia still likes David. 47 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:31,333 (Song: "Wild Stare" by Giant Rooks) 48 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:33,250 (Indie pop music) 49 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:37,583 It is you, the skies are open We grow, we grow up 50 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:39,833 And be the grown-ups We deny, we deny to bring it on 51 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,666 -Yes. -Freedom. 52 00:02:42,916 --> 00:02:45,250 The games can begin. 53 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:49,625 'Cause we don't say no wherever we go, go 54 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:52,166 Whenever we doubt we're steady apart 55 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:54,958 'Cause we don't say no Whenever we start 56 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:59,000 Whenever we fall we're steady apart 57 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:02,208 Wild stare at the dust bowls 58 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:04,083 Time is a gift 59 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,291 Praying for the fog to lift 60 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:09,041 Full joy for my trussed soul 61 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:11,083 I get high 62 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:13,500 Say bye-bye 63 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:15,833 (Aaron) Fuck. Where did we end up? 64 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:17,541 -Nothing works here. -No. 65 00:03:17,791 --> 00:03:22,125 -There's probably no gay scene here. - Believe me, homos are everywhere 66 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:24,083 Where is this aunt now? 67 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:27,666 (Aaron) Doesn't that start horror movies? 68 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,958 -Ellen! - (bicycle bell) 69 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,541 (romantic electric guitar music) 70 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,416 (enchanted strum) 71 00:03:43,666 --> 00:03:47,333 (Emma) Ellen is cool. We can do whatever we want with her. 72 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:49,666 Wow. So many are you. 73 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:53,208 Welcome to the Virgin Island. 74 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:55,625 (Aaron silly) we? Spinsters? 75 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,708 Not for long. 76 00:03:57,958 --> 00:04:01,000 Don't think you can do what you want here. 77 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:03,916 (Aaron) But that's exactly what we were going to do. 78 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:07,750 (Aaron) Emma, ​​should I take your backpack? 79 00:04:07,916 --> 00:04:10,458 (Emma) Thanks. How far? 80 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,166 I thought your aunt was a hippie bride. 81 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,416 I don't know why she's helicoptering. 82 00:04:15,666 --> 00:04:17,375 (Hannah) Ah, nice. 83 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:19,791 Very cool. 84 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:22,125 Walked in. 85 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,958 Boah, Diggi, I have a lucid dream. 86 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,250 Awesome. 87 00:04:30,416 --> 00:04:32,875 I need an appointment right away. 88 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:36,000 Boah. 89 00:04:36,958 --> 00:04:38,458 (all groan) 90 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:42,916 Cheesy, dude. 91 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:50,625 - (cool jazz music) - (strict) rule number one... 92 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,833 At sunset you are in the house. 93 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,166 - (all) what? -Rule number two... 94 00:04:57,666 --> 00:04:59,958 -Here with your drugs. - (all) huh? 95 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,625 No grass? Dope? Weed? 96 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:03,416 We don't have drugs. 97 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:06,000 You are more narrow-minded than your parents. 98 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:08,666 I promised my brother to take care. 99 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:12,625 He wanted to get rid of us so that he could fuck his new girlfriend. 100 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 If someone gets pregnant here, it's my turn. 101 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,750 (Aaron) It's hard to avoid. 102 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:20,958 (Giggle) 103 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:23,250 Rule number three... 104 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:29,041 -You'll do it. - (Aaron) Uh... 105 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:35,583 - (Man on the phone) How are you? -Brother, your brats are here. 106 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:39,583 Please remind them of sunscreen. They get sunburned immediately. 107 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:42,666 (worried) Really. Did you because of drugs... 108 00:05:42,916 --> 00:05:44,000 (Aaron) Fuck. 109 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:46,583 (Ellen) No, I didn't feel her. 110 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,166 What are you doing now? 111 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:50,541 - (Mehmet) Let's go. -Off to the beach. 112 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:54,500 (David) Aaron, Digga. 113 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:56,208 (Hannah) Juhu! 114 00:05:56,958 --> 00:05:59,750 The main thing is that they are in bed in time. 115 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,625 And Emma doesn't like kohlrabi. 116 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,583 Are they already gone? 117 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,916 This may indeed be something. 118 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:09,416 (they hoot) 119 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:12,000 (Song: "Everything is now" by Bosse) 120 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:15,833 All the best super things All do, all do 121 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:19,541 What you dream you have to do 122 00:06:19,708 --> 00:06:21,791 All the best super things 123 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:24,916 Just do it Just do it 124 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:26,916 (lively pop music) 125 00:06:35,791 --> 00:06:38,208 And everything is now 126 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:40,708 It is everything, everything now 127 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:43,041 Life is short 128 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,375 Too short for a long face 129 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,083 And what you dream you have to do 130 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,250 Do you see the surf instructor? 131 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:54,291 Hot, right? 132 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:01,541 (Man groans) 133 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,458 Better hide away. 134 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:07,458 Would you rather hide? 135 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,791 All the best super things 136 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,458 Everything is now 137 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,083 Aren't you going into the water? 138 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,291 Nah, I hate swimming. 139 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,500 Since when has that been? 140 00:07:23,666 --> 00:07:25,916 I'll die soon anyway. 141 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:27,958 OK. What makes you think that? 142 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:31,458 Breast cancer. 143 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,416 There's a lump here. 144 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:39,458 Man, Emma. It's just your tits. 145 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:40,791 They are growing. 146 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:43,333 They are getting so fat! 147 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:45,791 (spacey music) 148 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,666 But I don't want tits! 149 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,958 Well. 150 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:02,041 -Ey, you funeral dumpling. -Ey. 151 00:08:02,291 --> 00:08:04,500 (Emma growls angrily) 152 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,125 (romantic music) 153 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,333 Boah, who is that? 154 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,250 (growls grimly) 155 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,500 (stammering) Emma. 156 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:24,500 (Emma roars) Man. 157 00:08:27,125 --> 00:08:28,958 What's up, Emma? 158 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:32,416 With you it's always about one thing. 159 00:08:34,666 --> 00:08:36,583 What else is it about? 160 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:40,333 And since Julia has had her period, she's been so embarrassed. 161 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:49,000 (sensitive) Hey... Emmchen. 162 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:53,375 You know, nobody does anything to me. 163 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:57,666 If you like, we'll take a boat tour. 164 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,500 -Really? -Yes really. 165 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,708 (Hannah sighs) There's really hot guys here. 166 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,666 For you, not for me. 167 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:16,000 You have to give me a few tips. 168 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:20,250 At last! Oh God. I thought you wanted to be a virgin forever. 169 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:23,416 - (man) Strawberry twice? - (girl) Yes. 170 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:26,500 Hey, look, how about that? 171 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:29,000 -And the two. - (Julia) Hm... 172 00:09:29,541 --> 00:09:31,416 (Seller) Please be fine. 173 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,083 -Have a good time! -Thank you. 174 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,333 (Seller) Hey! 175 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,583 It was not me. 176 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,791 Too bad. 177 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,916 Oh god I'm dying. 178 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,375 Two strawberries. 179 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,500 Two strawberries. And for you? 180 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:51,250 Um... vanilla and chocolate. 181 00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:58,791 (laughs) Yuck. OK. Sure you don't get one like that. 182 00:09:58,958 --> 00:10:00,333 How so? 183 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:03,500 How, why? What kind of porn are you watching? 184 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,375 Absolutely none. 185 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:07,125 Everyone watches porn. 186 00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:08,958 -No, I swear. - (laughs) 187 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:16,958 (both) Ah. 188 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:18,958 Then maybe different: 189 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:21,625 Do you know anyone with armpit hair? 190 00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:23,875 -Clear. -Except your dad. 191 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,333 (Man sighs) 192 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:28,041 N / A. 193 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,458 (cool rock music) 194 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,833 (Pen squeaks) 195 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:43,041 (reads) tongue acrobat... 196 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,250 looking... 197 00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:48,958 (laughs mischievously) ... snake charmer. 198 00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:56,666 -Hi. -Hi. 199 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,166 (breathes pressed) 200 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,291 Ouch. Julia, it didn't even start. 201 00:11:10,791 --> 00:11:12,625 Oh why am i doing this to myself 202 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,500 Then maybe at least someone licks you. 203 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:19,250 -So then. Good day. - (Hannah) good afternoon. 204 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,541 (coughs) So. 205 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:26,083 You can choose your style and color. 206 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,875 What do i know: hashtag, 207 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,166 Butterfly, 208 00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:31,333 Fidget spinner. 209 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,291 Whatever you want. 210 00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:35,958 I'll make you a fucking giraffe too. 211 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:38,583 Or your parents' phone number. 212 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:40,625 The. "Hollywood Cut". 213 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:43,125 "Hollywood Cut"? Good choice. 214 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:46,916 Then you free yourself, please. 215 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:49,000 (breathing heavily) 216 00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:53,833 Moment! 217 00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:55,500 I do not want everything. 218 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,375 Then the classic? 219 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:58,958 The runway. 220 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:00,541 (clicks) 221 00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:01,750 Yes. 222 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:03,500 N / A? 223 00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:04,666 Yes. 224 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,166 I already guess what should land there. 225 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,833 (Aircraft noise) 226 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,000 (Bed squeaks) 227 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,375 (both moan) 228 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:18,833 - (Hannah moans monotonously) - (Mehmet moans lustily) 229 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,500 (Mehmet sighs) 230 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,625 (Mehmet breathes exhausted) 231 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,958 (Hannah) Give me a handkerchief. 232 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,416 Over there. 233 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,291 (Mehmet groans) 234 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:43,916 Here. 235 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,333 Did you come 236 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,375 Well, a little bit. 237 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,500 Then why did you moan so much? 238 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,291 Well, because it was still fun. 239 00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:04,166 Nevertheless? Apparently not enough. 240 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,583 Do you want again? 241 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,708 Nah, let's go. 242 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,875 Am I doing something wrong? 243 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,541 Why you? You came. 244 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,500 (cool jazz music) 245 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,875 There is also a Russian submarine. 246 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:30,833 (enthusiastic) A fun pool with a slide and a wild water track. 247 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,958 (Message tones) 248 00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:38,666 And a dark hole. 249 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:41,000 (Message tones) 250 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,750 Oh. 251 00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:50,583 There was a terrorist attack in Hamburg and all your parents are... 252 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,750 dead. 253 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:57,708 Nice. 254 00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,625 (everyone giggles) 255 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,000 (Cell phone rings) 256 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,250 (Woman with a French accent) Hello, sweetie. 257 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,041 I want to summon your snake. 258 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,708 Are you coming to my hotel 259 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,375 -Later. We eat. -(Laughter) 260 00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:12,416 (Aaron) bingo. There was the first. 261 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,583 Dude, it stinks me full. 262 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,250 -Awesome. -Yes. 263 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,458 (everyone talks confused) 264 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,166 (Julia) Let's go. 265 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,333 (Aaron) You look chic. 266 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,625 - (laughter) - (Hannah) you too. 267 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:29,458 - (David) Ciao, Ellen. - (Julia) Ciao. 268 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,916 -Thank you again for cooking. -With pleasure. 269 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,791 You will be home by ten at the latest. 270 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,541 (all) Yes. 271 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:39,875 (sighs with relief) 272 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,250 What are you doing here? 273 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,166 Aren't you going to the party? 274 00:14:57,208 --> 00:15:00,000 I? I'm not stupid. 275 00:15:01,541 --> 00:15:03,541 (Indie pop music) 276 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,375 Hey what's going on? 277 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,041 (both) Hey. 278 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,666 Seriously? 279 00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:23,250 (groans) What then? 280 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:27,416 Digga, did you see that? She turns this guy on before my eyes. 281 00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:29,750 -Are you crazy? -Incredible. 282 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,458 (soft guitar music) 283 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,791 (Aaron) Mehmet, come with me. 284 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,458 Read this and you will have so many pussies 285 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:43,291 that you wish you had two tails 286 00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,958 (Aaron laughs) 287 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,666 Okay, what do I have to do? 288 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:52,875 (Julia sings) When I fall asleep And I am going to dream 289 00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:55,875 Then it's you I am thinking of 290 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,791 So sweet 291 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,291 Singing the rain away 292 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,625 -Are you two to me? -Yes man. 293 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:07,750 And wake up with a smile Just being happy for a while 294 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:13,208 You said you know that you are not the only one 295 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,833 -Hey. -What's up? 296 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,166 -All right? -Yes everything is good. 297 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,458 -Will you give me a beer? -Yes, sure. 298 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:28,375 You know I am yours And I am singing just for you 299 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:31,875 Hey 300 00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:35,208 Yo, what's up? 301 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,916 -Noah, I'm happy. -David. 302 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,666 Nice. I've never seen you here. 303 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,333 -Julia! -Hey. 304 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,625 -Did we see each other on the water? -Come over. I have to show you something. 305 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,750 Do you want to feel 306 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:54,791 (hesitant) Okay. What? 307 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,125 Awesome. 308 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,250 -Not good? -Yes, yes. 309 00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:03,833 - colored too? -Pink. 310 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:05,083 What? 311 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,208 Do you think he's on it too? 312 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,416 Who? Noah? 313 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,208 (enthusiastic) Noah. 314 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,750 - (chuckles) Nah. -Jealous? 315 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,708 Sweetie, I don't like pussies. 316 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,416 -Wanna bet? -You lose anyway. 317 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:22,708 Okay, whoever loses has to win... 318 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,875 No, better: the winner and Noah 319 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,958 organize a romantic picnic with sparkling wine. 320 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,833 -Deal. -Deal. 321 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,875 Jo, are you still drinking something? I invite you. 322 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,750 Three "Sex on the Beach". 323 00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:42,208 You are not 18. For you only "Virgin". 324 00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:44,666 "Virgin", very funny. 325 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,833 You're a surf instructor, aren't you? I want to surf. 326 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,375 Sure, come over. I'll give you an hour. 327 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,750 Morning? I am also at the start. 328 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:56,708 Nice. Then tomorrow at half past nine. 329 00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,750 -Cool, great. -Cool. 330 00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:01,541 -I'm happy, goodbye -See you. 331 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,125 -Ciao. -Ciao. 332 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,791 (Electric guitar music) 333 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,958 He really likes me. 334 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,166 In your fuckin 'dreams. 335 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,625 It's your turn. 336 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:13,958 Yes. 337 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,541 (sighs) 338 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,583 What year did the Berlin Wall fall? 339 00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:23,625 What wall? 340 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:28,166 I can not anymore. You won. 341 00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:31,000 -No. Wait. One more question. -I am tired. 342 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,916 -A question. -OK. 343 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,208 Can your guts burst during sex? 344 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,875 I don't know the card at all. 345 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:45,041 Answer the question. 346 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,416 Very unlikely. 347 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:57,708 Why does dad's girlfriend have to be tied up during sex? 348 00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,916 What? 349 00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:12,583 Your daughter catches you having sex and you don't talk to her? 350 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,000 (embarrassed) Yes. I know. 351 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,333 (Ellen) Then you thought: 352 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:21,708 Your sister is a sexologist. That can fix that in a week. 353 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,458 (Ellen sighs angrily) 354 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,208 (snorts) Okay. 355 00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:31,291 What do you want to know? 356 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,791 Chicks are mostly in groups. 357 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,916 We stalk like lions at an antelope herd. 358 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:40,041 Hot chicks in particular don't want to be ignored. 359 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:43,583 Never talk to the horny, but first treat yourself to her friend, 360 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,166 until the horny comes to you all by yourself 361 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,666 -Okay, go. -Quiet, Digga, calm. 362 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,125 If you speak to her, make her small. 363 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,958 -How so? -How, why? 364 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,875 If I find her good, what does it do if she hates me? 365 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,875 Ask simple questions that she can't answer yes or no. 366 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,916 -And physical contact. -OK. 367 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,916 I should ask open questions, grab them 368 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,250 and get ready? 369 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,250 -Man! Just imitate me -OK. 370 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,000 (casual rock music) 371 00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,833 Bro, not that serious. You look like a psycho. 372 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,666 Keep smiling. 373 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:27,291 (Aaron) All hot chicks in one place. 374 00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:33,375 (charming) hey, nice outfit. 375 00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:35,458 Thank you. 376 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,083 Are you a model? 377 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:41,583 A little bit. I was on the front page of the Nordic dike display. 378 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:44,208 Cool. Is this a porn magazine? 379 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,625 What? 380 00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:48,500 Dude, are you still alright? 381 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,625 Diggi, why did you say that? That was insulting. 382 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,583 That's exactly what it's about. You have to break it. 383 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,416 Come on. And now you. 384 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,041 (casual rock music) 385 00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:11,125 Hey May I read your hand? 386 00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:15,416 Hi. I don't believe in it, but why not? 387 00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:17,708 (romantic guitar music) 388 00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:21,375 You seem to be a very sensual person. 389 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,791 Your venus mound is very distinctive 390 00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:25,916 and your heart line very powerful. 391 00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:29,000 You're getting to know a very cool guy 392 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:32,541 who will be the first German-Turkish Chancellor. 393 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,541 You could be... 394 00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,083 (hesitates) 395 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,166 I'll read the other hand later. 396 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,166 Ouch! 397 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,083 I look like a plucked chicken 398 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,583 with a pink runway between the legs. 399 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,833 -Morning is back to normal. -I'll let it grow again. 400 00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:54,458 Then nobody licks you. 401 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,125 Who doesn't lick me because I have a bush 402 00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,916 is not the right one. 403 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,583 So come here. 404 00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:03,458 Um 405 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,500 Do it once and off you go. 406 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:11,875 So if a man and a woman want to make love 407 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:15,333 then the penis becomes stiff and the vagina becomes moist. 408 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,666 How old am I? Five? 409 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,333 Do you have to be naked to fuck? 410 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,041 You don't have to, no. 411 00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:26,625 If you like it, do it in a diving suit. 412 00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:29,750 You would need a zipper or a hole in the... 413 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,625 Can you put the pill in your pussy? 414 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,625 Sure, you can do that. 415 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,958 - Just don't bring anything. -Very funny. 416 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,708 And what is a pussy pop? 417 00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:46,916 (imitates a pups) 418 00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:49,583 (chuckles) 419 00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:53,541 (both laugh) 420 00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:55,791 (relaxed R'n'B music) 421 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,291 (quiet conversations) 422 00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,375 (Mehmet) Two beers, please. 423 00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:12,291 Thank you. 424 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,791 Here, Digga. 425 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:19,875 -Hi, is there something to drink? -Yes, sure. 426 00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:22,791 Digga, give her a try. She likes you. 427 00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:26,375 Nah, man. Never. You have to ignore your target object. 428 00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:29,083 Come on, bring her one. Hey 429 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,708 Come on. 430 00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:36,208 -Now go now. - (sighs) 431 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,208 (Electric guitar music) 432 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,708 -Hi. -Hey. 433 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:44,125 (sighs nervously) 434 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:46,125 -All right? -How are you? 435 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,791 (swallows swiftly) 436 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:54,625 (belches) 437 00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:02,541 (groans) 438 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:09,125 (loud rumble) 439 00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:10,708 (Aaron) Oh, fuck. 440 00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,875 (slaps) Great. 441 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,875 Wow. 442 00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:20,541 (reads) "Take the ring and your thing will be ready." 443 00:24:29,541 --> 00:24:31,041 (groans) 444 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,416 (She moans) 445 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:38,500 (Rubber squeaks) 446 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,083 (Cell phone rings) 447 00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:56,458 (Aaron grumbles) 448 00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:02,791 (Woman with a French accent) Chéri, I'm so keen on you. 449 00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:05,708 Are you coming over? 450 00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:08,791 (whispers) Hello? 451 00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:10,458 (snores) 452 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:12,750 (loud) hello? 453 00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:21,083 -Morning. -Morning. 454 00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:24,375 -Do you want to go to the bathroom too? -Yes, in front of you! 455 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:27,291 (groan) 456 00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:31,541 (Julia) Ey! 457 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:34,875 Sorry baby, but Noah is mine. 458 00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:37,291 You are such a pussy, ey. 459 00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:39,750 (David) At least I don't have one. 460 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,833 (Rock music) 461 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,333 -Hey. -Hey. 462 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,875 Hey 463 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,375 -Hey. - (hesitates) You have... 464 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:09,375 -Cool style. -Thank you. 465 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:10,750 Hops 466 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,750 (David laughs nervously) 467 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:16,541 -Jo, do we start? -Yes! 468 00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:20,208 (Noah) So, we know the position. We are in support. 469 00:26:20,458 --> 00:26:24,125 Now we want to raise our hips quickly and vigorously, 470 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:27,625 jump on both feet and then ride the wave, okay? 471 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:28,958 And off! 472 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:32,583 A little more up. 473 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,125 Hold down so that you are stable. 474 00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:36,291 I agree. 475 00:26:36,541 --> 00:26:38,958 Do you have experience or is it your first time? 476 00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:40,875 He is still a virgin. 477 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,583 Then we feel our way slowly? 478 00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:48,791 Hey 479 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,791 I am also a virgin. 480 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:53,208 Good. 481 00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:56,583 (clears throat) Are you ready for the water? 482 00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:57,916 -Yes. -Yes / Yes. 483 00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,083 Cool. 484 00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,791 (David) Oh... Ah! 485 00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:06,583 I have a smoothie here, self-made. 486 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,083 Cool, thanks. 487 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:09,833 (Rock music) 488 00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:20,416 Mmh. 489 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,666 -Megalecker, man. -Thank you. 490 00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:26,833 We start with the basics, yes? 491 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:31,791 Hey Aaron. Wake up. 492 00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:33,791 -Aaron! - (grumbles) 493 00:27:34,041 --> 00:27:35,666 (Squeak) 494 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:37,666 Emma, ​​what are you doing here? 495 00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:40,500 What about our boat trip now? 496 00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,250 (Clapping) 497 00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:45,500 Equal. 498 00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,000 (groans) 499 00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:56,041 (Woman with French accent) Did you sleep well? 500 00:27:56,208 --> 00:28:00,791 (whispers) Hotel Seeblick. I'll be waiting for you in the lobby. 501 00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:02,541 Fuck. 502 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:06,458 -Are you coming? Please... -Fuck. 503 00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:09,625 -Please, I'm so keen on you. -What's this? 504 00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:12,000 -A double rabbit. -Please come. 505 00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,541 -Can I have it? -It's for fucking. 506 00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:19,000 But not for boring pensioner sex, 507 00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:21,625 but for hot porn star sex. 508 00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,208 (Double rabbit vibrates) 509 00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:25,750 (groans annoyed) 510 00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:36,166 (groans in pain) 511 00:28:38,791 --> 00:28:40,291 Fuck. Ouch! Crap. 512 00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:42,125 (Rock music) 513 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:44,541 Sorry, Diggi, in a hurry. The bitch is waiting. 514 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,125 The caller? 515 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:49,708 Exactly, it is already groaning on the be "Aaron, please, come." 516 00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:51,708 "Oh, please get me!" 517 00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:54,583 A little tip: Don't call them "Bitch". 518 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:56,416 What bitch? 519 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:01,583 (Aaron) Major Shag doesn't burn anything. 520 00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:04,750 Better a blind date than no date at all. 521 00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:11,208 (casual) Okay, here comes Aaron. 522 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,875 I am also called Major Shag, 523 00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,583 and I'll get it from you. 524 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,875 (Rock music) 525 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,250 (Woman) good afternoon. 526 00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:26,416 Good day, 527 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:41,583 Everything okay? 528 00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:43,125 (breathless) Easy. 529 00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:45,541 You don't even have stamina while jogging. 530 00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:50,125 Thank you. So is it up to me? 531 00:29:58,708 --> 00:30:00,500 -Hey. -Hey. 532 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,708 Your girlfriend, what's her name? 533 00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:04,708 Do you mean julia 534 00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:07,208 Give your arm. 535 00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:16,125 (Engine roars) 536 00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:18,833 -You can get in touch. -I tell her. 537 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,458 What did he want from you? 538 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,583 Sex. 539 00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:32,541 (wild rock music) 540 00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:54,375 - (cries out) - (laughs) Come up. 541 00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:57,833 The best thing is to get more power out of your legs. 542 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:00,708 (groans) 543 00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:03,083 (Julia) Noah, help! 544 00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,750 Yes wait. Wait. 545 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:08,500 (cries out) 546 00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:11,500 (Julia calls) Help, Noah! 547 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,833 (cries out) 548 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,458 -Hey. -Are you helping me now? 549 00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:19,708 - (David moans) - (Noah) Sure. 550 00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:21,375 (groans frantically) 551 00:31:23,291 --> 00:31:25,541 - (laughs shyly) -What? 552 00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:27,708 Um .. 553 00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:33,833 Oh god, have you never seen breasts? 554 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:43,875 (David) Vegan, organic, fair trade and gluten free. 555 00:31:44,041 --> 00:31:45,541 Mmh. 556 00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:49,541 You should be a cook. 557 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,000 Really? Do you find? 558 00:31:51,166 --> 00:31:53,583 No, I'm not good enough for that. 559 00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:55,666 Clear. 560 00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:58,166 I'm finishing my studies 561 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,583 and then we do it on a really nice beach 562 00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:04,541 together a restaurant. 563 00:32:04,708 --> 00:32:07,208 - (laughs) Don't kid me. -I do not do. 564 00:32:12,958 --> 00:32:14,791 I really don't. 565 00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,291 Hey 566 00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:37,291 It was not me. 567 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,875 What are you still doing today? 568 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,291 Win a bet. 569 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:04,000 -Well, you lollipops? -Hey. 570 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,333 N / A. 571 00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:07,333 Can I have a piece? 572 00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:09,916 -Clear. - (giggles) 573 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:17,333 -Delicious. -OK. I hit it, okay? 574 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,500 I still have an hour. See you later. 575 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:21,166 -Ciao. - goodbye 576 00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:25,708 You are so cheap, ey. 577 00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:38,333 (melancholic guitar music) 578 00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:54,708 (Aaron) Easy. Every defeat brings you closer to your goal. 579 00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:06,875 (Splashing) 580 00:34:07,125 --> 00:34:09,583 (Screams and laughter) 581 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:12,833 Um... sorry. 582 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,833 Take off your clothes, man. This is nudism here. 583 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:24,041 It looks like a donut. Hair everywhere and a hole in the middle. 584 00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:27,583 - You look the same later. -That's real masculinity. 585 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:30,750 King, Ghandi, Marx: Everyone had hair on their chests. 586 00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:32,875 I like smooth and slippery. 587 00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,666 -How about the caller? -Class number. 588 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:38,166 Five mega orgasms. I got her so... 589 00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:41,416 Hi. Are you going to cream my back 590 00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:43,791 (nervous) Sure. 591 00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:56,208 Thank you. 592 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,625 (romantic music) 593 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,333 Thank you. 594 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:20,416 (Mehmet laughs) 595 00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:41,083 (breathes hectically) 596 00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:44,833 (Rock music) 597 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,500 Fuck. 598 00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:04,625 -What's happening? -Nothing. 599 00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,083 Did you get your days 600 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,583 Wow. 601 00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:15,541 It's nice. 602 00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:18,333 -Welcome to the club. - fucking club! 603 00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:20,416 -I have it too. -Yet again? 604 00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:21,833 Me too. 605 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,916 I bleed like a pig for five days every three weeks. 606 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:27,083 I all six, but then nothing works. 607 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,583 I know babe. 608 00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:30,791 Thanks for the information. 609 00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:33,208 Guys, we're bleeding. And another thing: 610 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,750 We don't just blow bubbles. 611 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,458 We poop! 612 00:36:37,708 --> 00:36:38,791 (Laughter) 613 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,958 Guys, I'm bleeding to death here! 614 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:45,916 Here you can have. 615 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:47,833 Uh... I'm still a virgin. 616 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:49,375 I hope so. 617 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,333 (laughs) Oh no. I can not believe it. 618 00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:54,958 My nieces believe the virgin delusion? 619 00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:57,166 What delusion? 620 00:36:57,416 --> 00:37:00,125 The myth of the sacred hymen. 621 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:02,000 This is utter nonsense. 622 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:05,041 The first time it doesn't have to bleed or hurt. 623 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,666 How do you know if a girl has had sex? 624 00:37:07,916 --> 00:37:10,958 You can't see that. Not even gynecologists. 625 00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:12,583 -Really? -Yes. 626 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,083 I can do it. 627 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,708 Because of this nonsense, so many girls worldwide suffered. 628 00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:21,375 I can not hear it anymore! 629 00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,583 Sorry, I have my days. 630 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,708 I really have other problems now. 631 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:32,000 I come with you. 632 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:41,708 Truth or Dare? 633 00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,250 Truth. 634 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:47,166 -What was your most embarrassing experience? -(Laughter) 635 00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:50,583 We had swimming training in school. 636 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,500 I noticed afterwards that I got out of the swimsuit 637 00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:55,500 the cord is hanging out of the tampon. 638 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,791 (soft murmur) 639 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:04,791 -Truth or Dare? -Mandatory. 640 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,541 Pick someone you want to kiss. 641 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,791 - (Aaron) Noah. -(Laughter) 642 00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:12,708 -Noah, Noah! - (Hannah) kissing! 643 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:18,958 (everyone goes silent) 644 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,958 (calm guitar music) 645 00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,500 (Boy) Hui. 646 00:38:39,958 --> 00:38:41,291 (Boy) Wow. 647 00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:52,666 (all hoot and whistle) 648 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:54,333 Age. 649 00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:11,125 (Julia) He meant you. 650 00:39:11,291 --> 00:39:12,708 You won. 651 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,125 -Mandatory. -(Laughter) 652 00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:21,875 Give the bottle... 653 00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:24,583 a blowjob. 654 00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:27,208 -Easy. - (hoot) 655 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:33,333 (groans) 656 00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:35,416 (Laughter) 657 00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:37,458 (Boy) Be careful with your teeth. 658 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:41,375 - (girl) Hi. -Hey. 659 00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:43,875 -Hi. -N / A? 660 00:39:44,041 --> 00:39:46,583 - (Aaron swallows) - (laughter) 661 00:39:46,833 --> 00:39:49,041 (appreciative hoot) 662 00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:51,125 (swallows hard) Oh fuck! 663 00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:54,875 (Laughs) 664 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:02,916 Does anyone know the corkscrew trick? 665 00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:04,333 Nah. 666 00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:06,041 (Mehmet) Nah. 667 00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:09,250 Guys, the corkscrew trick? Nobody? 668 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,625 (spacey music) 669 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,750 (Aaron) It's too hot. 670 00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:39,958 - (Aaron) She's killing me. - (she breathes loudly) 671 00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:42,500 (Aaron) It kills me. 672 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,416 (Cell phone vibrates) 673 00:40:56,708 --> 00:40:58,291 (calls) It's dad. 674 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,583 (Ellen) Talk to him. 675 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,958 Oh, no buck. 676 00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:04,666 (Cell phone keeps vibrating) 677 00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:06,458 (Ellen) Fuck. 678 00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:12,625 -Hi there? -It's me. 679 00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:14,250 Yes? 680 00:41:14,416 --> 00:41:16,958 -What are you doing now? -How so? 681 00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:19,458 -You're already in bed, right? -Yes. 682 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:22,583 -For real? I hear there... -It's very quiet here. 683 00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:25,750 - Promise me... -By Mama's inheritance: everyone is in bed. 684 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,500 -It's important... -Yes. 685 00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:29,958 -... that they rest. -Good night! 686 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:31,708 (Ellen moans) 687 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,500 And where are they? 688 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,750 Truth. 689 00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:49,875 Tell me: when was the last time you got one down? 690 00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:51,375 (Laughter) 691 00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:56,708 (Aaron) I would like to get one down now. 692 00:41:57,625 --> 00:42:00,791 Earlier. I need it at least once a day. 693 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:02,250 What? 694 00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:04,916 You always have time for the important things. 695 00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:07,041 (Boy) Once a day? 696 00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:10,750 I have an appointment with Dr. five times a day Masturbinski. 697 00:42:10,916 --> 00:42:13,666 That is why the toilet paper is always at home. 698 00:42:15,541 --> 00:42:18,500 OK. I have a whole starry sky on the ceiling. 699 00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:21,916 -Uh. - You have no pressure five times. 700 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:24,458 I shoot higher than anyone I know. 701 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,333 Let's start. Village versus city. 702 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:31,041 Or don't you shoot far enough with your party pickles? 703 00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:35,041 -We jerk you off! -I want to see that. 704 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:37,833 -Count me in. -Ey, but not here please. 705 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,916 (Mumble) 706 00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:44,083 -Oh. Nah, right? - (Hannah) Oh, how gross. 707 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:47,666 -The bullies, ey. What's that about? -Oh God. 708 00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:52,708 Guys, don't you do it yourself? 709 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000 But already. 710 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,083 That is really nice. 711 00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:59,958 -No. I do not do such things. -What for? 712 00:43:00,208 --> 00:43:02,333 Maybe because it's fun? 713 00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:05,041 How else do you want to know how you like it? 714 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,958 I bet you don't know what yours looks like. 715 00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:11,125 Yes, it's not that easy either. 716 00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:13,333 Don't you have a mirror 717 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,791 I don't like pussies. 718 00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:17,958 Not on your own, either? 719 00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:21,041 Well, I would lick myself 720 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:23,125 but I can't get it. 721 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,375 (wild rock music) 722 00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:28,625 (strained groan) 723 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,708 What are you staring at? Envious? 724 00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:48,791 On what? On his gonorrhea? 725 00:43:49,041 --> 00:43:53,000 What's up dude Give your best. We still lose because of you. 726 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:55,125 Digga, don't stare like that. 727 00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:57,291 Ey, he can't even get one up. 728 00:43:57,541 --> 00:44:00,208 (breathless) How old are you? Pensioner? 729 00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:01,875 (Moan) 730 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:08,583 Well guys. 731 00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:09,708 Oh fuck. 732 00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,208 (hectic calls) 733 00:44:12,125 --> 00:44:13,375 (wild rock music) 734 00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:20,500 And who won now? 735 00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:52,791 What did I say when you should be home? 736 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:54,375 Seriously... 737 00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:57,166 Did you look at yourself down there? 738 00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,291 Nah. You? 739 00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:00,916 Hi there? 740 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:03,583 I'm talking to you. No more funny. 741 00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:07,041 From now on you will stay at home. Or I'll come with you. 742 00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:08,708 I'm 16. 743 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:11,416 You're so embarassing. Fully the philistine aunt. 744 00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:13,625 Embarrassing? 745 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,916 (snotty) Yes. 746 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:19,208 At least I know what my pussy looks like. 747 00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:20,791 Oh. 748 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,458 (Hannah) Oh, here. It's from the ice cream seller. 749 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,291 (Hannah) Take a picture. 750 00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:37,750 -What's up. -He gave it to me for you. 751 00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,916 -Really? -Yes. Really. 752 00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:48,500 But I want Noah. 753 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:51,875 Come on! You just don't want David to get Noah. 754 00:45:58,333 --> 00:45:59,833 Hey, come here. 755 00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:08,708 I know how it hurts you But it doesn't get any better that way. 756 00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:23,166 Promise me you'll call him. 757 00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:27,041 Never. 758 00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:32,208 (Clapping) 759 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:38,041 (Aaron) Boah, I think blowjob without swallowing is not possible. 760 00:46:38,291 --> 00:46:40,125 What, dude? 761 00:46:40,291 --> 00:46:42,583 Everyone has to decide for himself 762 00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:44,625 what he swallows and what doesn't. 763 00:46:44,875 --> 00:46:47,916 As long as she chooses to swallow. 764 00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:53,791 Say, is there XXL here? 765 00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:56,250 There's only XS for you. 766 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:57,416 Funny. 767 00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:00,500 Wrong. 768 00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:01,958 (sighs annoyed) 769 00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:04,541 You have to hold it on top at the top. 770 00:47:04,708 --> 00:47:08,166 There must be no air in there. Then carefully pull down. 771 00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:10,333 Boah, Digga. 772 00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:12,708 Oh, you're annoying. 773 00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:14,833 I think I fell in love. 774 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,125 -The surfer? - (Aaron) A megapussy. 775 00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:19,666 Are you crazy? Political correctness? 776 00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:22,583 Man, Diggi. I mean the pussy over there. 777 00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:24,791 (Harp music) 778 00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:27,833 (Aaron moans) Oh, cool. 779 00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:29,583 (whispers) Age. 780 00:47:30,875 --> 00:47:32,666 (amazed) 781 00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:35,791 Hey guys, come on. Let's get away 782 00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:39,625 (Aaron moans) 783 00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,375 (Mehmet laughs) 784 00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:45,208 (Aaron) Oh, you're making me all wet. 785 00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:47,875 - (Mehmet) I'll get you. -Hot. 786 00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:49,833 (groans) 787 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,625 (Battle cries) 788 00:47:55,791 --> 00:47:57,583 (laugh) 789 00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:11,250 (in a dark voice) Luke, I'm your father. 790 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:14,333 (Aaron) I'm a great pussy. Oh, Mehmet. 791 00:48:16,166 --> 00:48:18,916 (Aaron) I'll get you. Oh yes, come here. 792 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:20,416 (groans) 793 00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:22,583 -Hi there? - (vibrator whirring) 794 00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:26,791 -We were looking for you. -Do you have an appointment? 795 00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:28,916 (Whirring) 796 00:48:32,041 --> 00:48:36,250 -What do you do with something like that? - She'll show us right away. 797 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:39,583 -So something like that. -What then? 798 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,750 We still don't know how she likes it. 799 00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:51,958 (tenderly) Maybe she likes it very tender. 800 00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:55,125 Or maybe a little harder. 801 00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:57,958 This is the clit pearl. 802 00:48:59,375 --> 00:49:02,625 It is extremely sensitive. 803 00:49:02,875 --> 00:49:06,041 With every touch it's like a violent explosion. 804 00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:08,500 I think I'll get a stand. 805 00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:11,750 -Take it seriously. -You shouldn't rub it on. 806 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,500 Nah. 807 00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:17,750 And here... it also feels particularly good. 808 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,708 The clitoris is a huge erectile tissue. 809 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,541 As big as the penis, just inside. 810 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:25,791 Awesome. 811 00:49:25,958 --> 00:49:28,250 How do you notice that she is horny? 812 00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:31,708 Dude, how stupid are you? When she screams with lust. 813 00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:34,500 Well, you can't be so sure about that. 814 00:49:34,666 --> 00:49:37,791 If it comes towards you with the pool, is damp... 815 00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:41,625 Sometimes it's like she sucks her finger in on her own. 816 00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:43,250 (laughs) Now me. 817 00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:45,458 (groans exaggeratedly) 818 00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:46,875 No, no, no. 819 00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:50,125 From the outside to the inside 820 00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,083 prepare with feeling. 821 00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:55,958 It feels good. 822 00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,125 I think I'll be right there. 823 00:49:58,291 --> 00:50:01,333 (Mehmet) How do you know that she has an orgasm? 824 00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:03,375 -If she... - (Aaron moans) 825 00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:05,958 ... flinches rhythmically inside. 826 00:50:07,791 --> 00:50:09,125 (clears throat) 827 00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:11,125 Sometimes you don't feel it. 828 00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:14,125 Can it be that she doesn't notice it herself? 829 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:16,083 Yes, she notices when she comes. 830 00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:18,000 (sensual music) 831 00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:22,166 Do you have any questions? 832 00:50:24,791 --> 00:50:27,791 -Uh... -Good. I still have something to do. 833 00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:30,250 -Yes, sure. -You leave it here! 834 00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,666 (laughs) Yes, of course. 835 00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:39,750 (Moan) 836 00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:51,916 Have you ever had an orgasm? 837 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,458 Clear. 838 00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:58,375 Through clitoral stimulation or through the G-spot? 839 00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:01,250 Um... 840 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:06,208 So... 841 00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:08,875 How... How are you coming? 842 00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:11,750 How... how do you do that? 843 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:15,791 Well... 844 00:51:16,458 --> 00:51:18,166 With your fingers? 845 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:25,333 (groan with delight) 846 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,916 (flutes into cell phone) Ciao, brother heart. 847 00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:29,958 Ellen? Hi there? Hi there! 848 00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:32,458 (Ellen) It's my birthday tomorrow! 849 00:51:32,708 --> 00:51:34,875 We celebrate in. It’s going to be really cool. 850 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:36,666 -Sexparty! - (cheers) 851 00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:38,958 (sighs contentedly) 852 00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:43,250 (Mehmet) Digga, the milf is so hot. 853 00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:46,250 - Would you fuck them? -I? No way. 854 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,500 Neither do I. 855 00:51:49,583 --> 00:51:51,583 On old horses you learn to ride. 856 00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:55,125 I'll show you who the real "sex expert" is here. 857 00:51:55,291 --> 00:51:57,208 -Let the shit, man. -Aaron! 858 00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:08,458 -Oh man. - (David) Oh, Aaron. 859 00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:12,250 (loud farting sound) 860 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:16,583 Strike! 861 00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:19,875 Has anyone lost a condom? 862 00:52:20,125 --> 00:52:21,166 Nope. 863 00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:23,958 Things are supposed to stay on it. 864 00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:28,583 Um... we can't do it. 865 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:31,041 Can you show us, Mistress? 866 00:52:31,291 --> 00:52:33,250 I have no duty today. 867 00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,458 You're welcome. 868 00:52:40,166 --> 00:52:43,666 Well, pull down your swimming trunks. 869 00:52:43,916 --> 00:52:45,708 All three. 870 00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:47,375 (Ellen) Hopp, hopp. 871 00:52:47,625 --> 00:52:50,916 She just wants to demonstrate her superiority. 872 00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:53,333 Was that a political statement? 873 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:56,291 -Sex is always political. -Mehmet Luther King. 874 00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:58,458 (Laughter and shouting) 875 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:00,833 (happy ska music) 876 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000 (Ellen) Oh no, it's wet! 877 00:53:04,708 --> 00:53:06,541 (wild screeching) 878 00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:25,958 - (Hannah) Hey! - (cries out) 879 00:53:32,666 --> 00:53:34,458 (Martin) Hello? Ellen! 880 00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:36,625 Hi there? Ellen! 881 00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:41,666 Martin? 882 00:53:43,041 --> 00:53:44,208 Martin? 883 00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:49,875 And? What about my mega romantic date? 884 00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:52,083 What more do you want? You have everything. 885 00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:54,500 -That was the deal. -Shit deal. 886 00:53:54,750 --> 00:53:56,958 You are a bad loser! 887 00:53:57,791 --> 00:54:00,250 Better than a fagot! 888 00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:09,708 At least I don't stay a virgin forever. 889 00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:13,250 (melancholic guitar music) 890 00:54:33,666 --> 00:54:35,166 Here are you. 891 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,291 What is it? 892 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,833 No wonder nobody wants me. 893 00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:43,083 With the fat butt 894 00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:47,083 with the breast, and look at these feet. 895 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,291 (Emma) I have the same feet and I like them. 896 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,458 Great. 897 00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:56,000 Thank you. Now I feel so much better. 898 00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:59,708 Sorry, I just wanted to help you. 899 00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:03,500 Should I help you? Dad won't leave his new girlfriend 900 00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:05,833 just because you think she sucks. 901 00:55:28,916 --> 00:55:30,666 Violent. 902 00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:33,000 (Beat) 903 00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,083 (hectic) Hannah! 904 00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:38,208 (hasty knock) 905 00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:41,208 (hasty knock) 906 00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:44,166 How long have you been graduating? 907 00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:48,583 The pee does not come from the pussy, but from the hole under the clitoris. 908 00:55:48,833 --> 00:55:51,166 (confused) How do you figure that out? 909 00:55:55,916 --> 00:55:57,416 (Handygame drifts) 910 00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:00,875 (Cell phone rings) 911 00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:09,541 (timid) Hello? 912 00:56:10,041 --> 00:56:13,541 (Woman whispers) Chéri, come over. 913 00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:15,583 You're welcome... 914 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:18,166 You know where to find me. 915 00:56:19,166 --> 00:56:22,041 Eight o'clock? Please really come this time, yes? 916 00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,583 (hoarse) yes. 917 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,541 - (clears throat) Yes. -OK. (soft laughter) 918 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:29,250 Hi there? 919 00:56:32,583 --> 00:56:34,833 (Aaron) Now you can start. 920 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,250 (lively indie pop music) 921 00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:41,875 Yes, okay. 922 00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:51,250 Oh fuck! 923 00:58:00,125 --> 00:58:01,208 Hey 924 00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:05,625 -Hi. -So, what do you look like? 925 00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:08,625 How so? 926 00:58:11,541 --> 00:58:13,708 But you don't go to the party like that, do you? 927 00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:16,041 Don't you like it? 928 00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:17,208 But. 929 00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:20,583 But I don't want you to go to this sex party like that. 930 00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:22,958 So am I embarrassing you? 931 00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:27,666 You are not embarrassing me. The dress is embarrassing to me. 932 00:58:28,625 --> 00:58:30,000 The dress, yes? 933 00:58:30,166 --> 00:58:32,666 You're just going to control me. 934 00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:36,500 Trust is good, control is better. Lenin already said that. 935 00:58:37,166 --> 00:58:40,083 I assume Lenin also said 936 00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:42,750 that you should fuck me? 937 00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:47,750 You're constantly working on this moped servant. 938 00:58:47,916 --> 00:58:49,416 What? 939 00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:53,625 (angry) You forgot them. 940 00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:57,791 (he groans) 941 00:58:57,958 --> 00:59:00,958 Oh, Major Shag. Would you get me hard? 942 00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:03,333 Oh yes, that's how you like it. 943 00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:05,041 Allow, 944 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,583 Major Shag. 945 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:09,416 Pornstar Number One. Always ready. 946 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,000 (he groans) 947 00:59:19,375 --> 00:59:20,375 (Beat) 948 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:22,208 Hey 949 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:24,250 Let's go boating. 950 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:27,166 Emmchen, not today. I have my date. 951 00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:28,791 With who? 952 00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:30,958 (hesitates) With sex? 953 00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:33,208 You now too? 954 00:59:33,875 --> 00:59:35,541 Sorry, happens. 955 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:40,000 But you promised me. You even suggested it. 956 00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:42,083 Nobody does anything to me. 957 00:59:48,416 --> 00:59:52,666 Hey, big one. In a few years you will be a really cool woman. 958 00:59:52,916 --> 00:59:56,583 Then the boys fight over who can go boating with you. 959 01:00:53,041 --> 01:00:55,166 And? Does everything stand for my date? 960 01:00:56,666 --> 01:00:58,458 Don't forget the rubbers. 961 01:01:14,083 --> 01:01:16,208 Hey, wait a minute. 962 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:18,833 I'm so sorry. 963 01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:25,458 What? That you called me fagot? 964 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:28,625 Man, I didn't mean that. 965 01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:37,833 Maybe I just did it with Noah 966 01:01:38,083 --> 01:01:40,708 so that I can finally get over you 967 01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:46,791 (sighs) 968 01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:55,333 And? Did it work? 969 01:01:58,416 --> 01:01:59,791 A little bit? 970 01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:06,375 You're my best friend, 971 01:02:06,541 --> 01:02:09,625 but I stand on tails and you have none. 972 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,500 Thank God. 973 01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:18,916 What about the ice cream guy? 974 01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:22,708 -What about that? - "What about that?" 975 01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:24,750 Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla... 976 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,791 There was something. 977 01:02:29,708 --> 01:02:33,250 Who wants to make the party playlist? 978 01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:42,333 Julia cannot. She has a very romantic date. 979 01:02:44,166 --> 01:02:45,458 Uh. 980 01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:54,041 -Really now? -Yes, go. Come over. 981 01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:04,708 (Julia) Hey. 982 01:03:05,583 --> 01:03:06,583 Hi. 983 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,083 Vanilla, please. 984 01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:27,791 (casual pop music) 985 01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:54,375 Come on. 986 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:12,875 (slow rock music) 987 01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:46,500 Hi. 988 01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:53,375 -You? -Didn’t you really check that? 989 01:04:55,541 --> 01:04:58,458 How did you like my French accent? 990 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,166 (laughs) 991 01:05:01,333 --> 01:05:03,250 Oui. 992 01:05:05,250 --> 01:05:07,333 Falling in on it. 993 01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:12,333 (quiet guitar playing) 994 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:23,416 (Julia sings) When I fall asleep And I'm going to dream 995 01:05:23,666 --> 01:05:27,625 Then it's you I'm thinking of 996 01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:30,000 So sweet 997 01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:34,458 Singing the rain away 998 01:05:34,708 --> 01:05:37,208 And I wake up with a smile 999 01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:40,500 Just being happy for a while 1000 01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:45,208 You said you know that you're not the only one 1001 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:49,708 But a song may confirm That you are wrong, it's true 1002 01:05:49,875 --> 01:05:53,041 That I just want you 1003 01:05:53,291 --> 01:05:56,041 You and nothing else to do 1004 01:05:57,458 --> 01:06:01,000 You know I'm yours And I'm singing just for you... 1005 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:03,625 (Vocals end) 1006 01:06:05,916 --> 01:06:09,458 (Aaron) Is this real or a lucid dream? 1007 01:06:52,166 --> 01:06:54,000 And now? 1008 01:06:54,166 --> 01:06:55,541 Um... 1009 01:06:57,250 --> 01:06:58,250 Uh... 1010 01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:03,083 Watch TV? 1011 01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:06,375 ... countless animal species. 1012 01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:09,250 Millions of birds come every year, 1013 01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:11,375 to rest and brood. 1014 01:07:11,541 --> 01:07:14,125 By planting with dune grass... 1015 01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:16,208 -Is that yours? -Yes. 1016 01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:19,041 Wow. 1017 01:07:20,291 --> 01:07:22,625 I wrote for you. 1018 01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:26,458 Didn't you 1019 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:30,625 - (laughs) -It's okay. 1020 01:07:37,041 --> 01:07:38,958 ... for coastal protection... 1021 01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:41,791 Hey 1022 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,791 -Hi. - (in a high voice) Hi. (coughs) 1023 01:07:47,791 --> 01:07:49,125 (deep) Hi. 1024 01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:03,500 What would you have done if I hadn't come? 1025 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:06,541 -Then I would have called again. -Really? 1026 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,458 Really. 1027 01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:13,416 Hey You've been a bad boy. 1028 01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:16,166 Come here. I need to spank you. 1029 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:21,416 (Aaron) Oh. (laughs) 1030 01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:24,500 (laugh) 1031 01:08:37,083 --> 01:08:40,708 (casual pop music) 1032 01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:19,916 (happy pop music) 1033 01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:23,375 Hey 1034 01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:25,541 -Is everything going well again? -Yes. 1035 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,333 -Hi. -Hi. 1036 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:36,000 -You're there? -I missed you. 1037 01:09:43,041 --> 01:09:44,125 - (ringing) -Oh. 1038 01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:48,833 -Brother dear. -I'll take the ferry now. 1039 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,916 -What do you do? -See you soon. 1040 01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:53,875 What? Now? 1041 01:09:56,458 --> 01:09:58,708 My brother is on the way here. 1042 01:09:59,333 --> 01:10:02,666 Emma, ​​sorry, do you know where your sister's... 1043 01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:04,083 Emma? 1044 01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:06,375 Oh shit. 1045 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:13,666 (Baby cries) 1046 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:21,541 (Man scolds) 1047 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:31,333 -Ah! -Ah! 1048 01:10:43,375 --> 01:10:45,458 (relaxed guitar music) 1049 01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:07,708 (Julia breathes loudly) 1050 01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:30,375 Oh. 1051 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:32,125 Don't you like it? 1052 01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:34,291 But. 1053 01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:35,833 Runway. 1054 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:48,000 -Do you like that? -I'm crazy for you. 1055 01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:53,041 Oh yes baby. 1056 01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:56,166 Major Shag will screw your brain out. 1057 01:11:56,625 --> 01:11:57,625 Who? 1058 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:04,041 Uh... well, my avatar. 1059 01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:06,250 Your avatar? 1060 01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,583 Yes. 1061 01:12:08,833 --> 01:12:11,833 (laughs) Come here, you. 1062 01:12:16,041 --> 01:12:17,250 (Beat) 1063 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:19,125 -He? -Aaron! 1064 01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:21,041 Shit. 1065 01:12:25,791 --> 01:12:27,333 -Hey. -Hey. 1066 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,750 Um, here you forgot it. 1067 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,958 Emma, ​​are you crazy? Come on, get out. 1068 01:12:34,666 --> 01:12:36,500 (softly) huh? 1069 01:12:39,375 --> 01:12:41,125 Pensioner sex. 1070 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:46,583 (Mats laughs briefly) 1071 01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:49,583 You're in a hurry. 1072 01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:52,583 (Julia giggles briefly) 1073 01:12:54,166 --> 01:12:56,541 -That will not do. - Wrong around? 1074 01:13:00,166 --> 01:13:01,791 Don't just turn around. 1075 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:04,458 (Julia sighs) 1076 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,375 Do you have another 1077 01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:22,375 Now he's tired anyway. 1078 01:13:23,791 --> 01:13:25,375 Do not you enjoy it anymore? 1079 01:13:31,166 --> 01:13:33,500 (both moan violently) 1080 01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:36,375 Hey Hey, easy. 1081 01:13:36,541 --> 01:13:37,958 Easy. 1082 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:44,125 -What is? - (breathes exhausted) 1083 01:13:47,541 --> 01:13:50,958 -I thought you wanted sex. - (sighs) 1084 01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:54,333 Is this your first time? 1085 01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:55,791 So... 1086 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,500 No. 1087 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:01,750 Come over. 1088 01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:05,416 Give me your hand. I'll show you how I like it. 1089 01:14:15,041 --> 01:14:16,541 A little firmer. 1090 01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:18,041 Yes. (laughs) 1091 01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:20,208 Yes, that's good. 1092 01:14:21,291 --> 01:14:24,291 (both moan) 1093 01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:31,291 (Aaron groans) 1094 01:14:37,166 --> 01:14:40,208 -Oh no. -Never mind. 1095 01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:45,041 Hey, don't worry. 1096 01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:48,041 Yes, do something. 1097 01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:55,291 - (groans) -You really like me, don't you? 1098 01:15:00,166 --> 01:15:03,166 I have wanted you since I saw you. 1099 01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:04,375 I also you. 1100 01:15:04,916 --> 01:15:06,333 -Really? -Really. 1101 01:15:06,583 --> 01:15:07,625 Yes. 1102 01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:12,458 I'll give you 20 minutes. 1103 01:15:22,208 --> 01:15:26,125 - Just pull him out. -No, I don't do that. 1104 01:15:27,416 --> 01:15:30,166 Why not? I take the pill afterwards. 1105 01:15:35,125 --> 01:15:37,333 There are also diseases. 1106 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,166 OK. You think i'm sick 1107 01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:47,250 That... I didn't say that. 1108 01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:50,708 Yes, maybe you are sick. 1109 01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:54,000 Who has the runway? 1110 01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:57,208 You do not even know me. 1111 01:16:11,666 --> 01:16:14,416 But am I good enough to fuck? 1112 01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:16,666 Apparently not even that. 1113 01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:39,625 (calm pop music) 1114 01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:24,958 -Hi there. -Hi. 1115 01:17:30,541 --> 01:17:32,958 You can definitely be helped, right? 1116 01:17:33,208 --> 01:17:36,166 -I want to look around first. -OK. 1117 01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:46,083 Yes, it's great for prostate stimulation. 1118 01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:48,541 You have never had an orgasm like this. 1119 01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:51,125 Aha, okay, and um... 1120 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:52,916 For women, so... 1121 01:17:53,083 --> 01:17:55,791 Is there something, um... 1122 01:17:56,041 --> 01:17:59,000 um... so that the woman comes to orgasm? 1123 01:18:00,250 --> 01:18:01,333 Definitely? 1124 01:18:02,291 --> 01:18:07,791 Oah. Always this pressure to perform. Definitely? 1125 01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:11,666 Sorry. 1126 01:18:15,791 --> 01:18:18,041 And maybe with something else? 1127 01:18:18,583 --> 01:18:20,958 Mhm... no 1128 01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:23,875 Are you kidding me? This is a sex shop. 1129 01:18:24,125 --> 01:18:26,791 No. Yes, this is a sex shop, but... 1130 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:33,875 Have you never heard of cool sex or the silent union? 1131 01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:37,916 Enjoy, that's what it's all about. 1132 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:43,083 To let go. Orgasm is not the goal. 1133 01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:45,416 Maybe not for you. 1134 01:18:45,583 --> 01:18:49,791 We offer great workshops on slow sex. 1135 01:18:51,708 --> 01:18:53,333 Come on by some time. 1136 01:18:55,791 --> 01:18:59,875 Um, I'll just take this one. 1137 01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:02,708 So... see you again. 1138 01:19:04,541 --> 01:19:05,583 Bye. 1139 01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:17,458 "You can only get over David if you fuck someone else." 1140 01:19:18,416 --> 01:19:20,458 That worked really well. 1141 01:19:21,333 --> 01:19:22,833 (laughs) 1142 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:25,166 If it were that easy. 1143 01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:33,750 "Or just leave you with a runway." 1144 01:19:33,916 --> 01:19:36,250 Yes, a runway. 1145 01:19:44,125 --> 01:19:46,083 (swelling rock music) 1146 01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:07,333 (Music becomes softer) 1147 01:20:49,708 --> 01:20:50,708 Empty. 1148 01:20:52,791 --> 01:20:56,041 Fuck. Always the same. Fucking coffee. 1149 01:20:56,541 --> 01:20:58,583 I know where we can get them. 1150 01:20:58,833 --> 01:21:00,166 Where, then? 1151 01:21:00,416 --> 01:21:02,375 (brisk 80s pop) 1152 01:21:08,416 --> 01:21:11,125 -Strawberry taste? -Mmm. Delicious. 1153 01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:17,041 (Hannah screams) 1154 01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:20,666 (Moan) 1155 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:32,041 (cries out) 1156 01:21:33,625 --> 01:21:36,666 (groans, sighs) 1157 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:47,583 (laughs) 1158 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:04,333 (sighs) 1159 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:40,458 What are you doing alone on the street in the middle of the night? 1160 01:22:40,625 --> 01:22:42,208 What does it look like? 1161 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:43,958 Mhm. 1162 01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:47,166 (Phone rings and music from a distance) 1163 01:22:57,125 --> 01:22:58,958 (Policewoman) What is it? 1164 01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:02,833 This is an anal plug. 1165 01:23:06,333 --> 01:23:09,916 And Emma, ​​what's the matter? 1166 01:23:15,708 --> 01:23:18,291 And uh... that there? 1167 01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:20,250 The... 1168 01:23:20,416 --> 01:23:22,500 is the double rabbit. 1169 01:23:29,583 --> 01:23:30,958 Ellen is there. 1170 01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:32,375 Kinnings. 1171 01:23:34,166 --> 01:23:36,000 (Policewoman) I have it. 1172 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:40,041 Ellen! At last. 1173 01:23:42,541 --> 01:23:45,375 Uh, wait. Something is still missing. 1174 01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:48,708 -Here... um... -Thank you. 1175 01:23:48,875 --> 01:23:50,208 Not for that, right? 1176 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:53,375 Greetings to Elke. Beautiful evening. Come over. 1177 01:23:53,541 --> 01:23:55,041 Yes bye. 1178 01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:01,666 Julia! 1179 01:24:17,750 --> 01:24:19,041 (coughs) 1180 01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:28,458 Shit. 1181 01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:44,500 (screams) Oh god. 1182 01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:48,791 Don't look down. 1183 01:24:51,625 --> 01:24:52,625 Oh God! 1184 01:24:54,916 --> 01:24:58,583 Dear God, don't let me die as a virgin. 1185 01:24:59,250 --> 01:25:00,291 (groans loudly) 1186 01:25:01,041 --> 01:25:02,458 (Emma) Julia! 1187 01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:04,916 (Julia) Ah! Help! 1188 01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:07,583 -Help! -Julia! 1189 01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:09,875 -Help! -Julia! 1190 01:25:10,125 --> 01:25:12,333 Ellen! Ellen, help, please! 1191 01:25:13,208 --> 01:25:16,208 -Please help me. -I help you. Take my hand. 1192 01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:19,250 - (screams) -Take it again. 1193 01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:27,333 -Julia! -I can not. 1194 01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:29,875 -Come over! - (Emma) You can do it! 1195 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,458 Give me your hand. 1196 01:25:31,708 --> 01:25:33,375 -Three two one. -(screams) 1197 01:25:36,416 --> 01:25:37,791 (Emma) Yes, go! 1198 01:25:40,125 --> 01:25:41,583 (to cough) 1199 01:25:47,250 --> 01:25:49,833 You won't do that again. 1200 01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:15,041 Look at the moped servant. 1201 01:26:15,291 --> 01:26:17,291 -Did you take care of her well? -He? 1202 01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:22,958 (Mats) Huh? 1203 01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:29,000 Julia. 1204 01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:57,333 Brother dear. 1205 01:26:57,583 --> 01:27:00,333 -Hi. -Surprise! 1206 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:03,333 Julia. Next time I think of rubbers. 1207 01:27:04,458 --> 01:27:08,583 And I think your pink porn hairstyle is actually cool. 1208 01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:11,458 What I want to tell you... 1209 01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:13,583 Yes... 1210 01:27:14,416 --> 01:27:17,125 -I want to sleep with you. -Hey. 1211 01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:23,083 This is my father. 1212 01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:25,958 Oh shit. 1213 01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:29,166 Am I right here? Tell me what's going on here. 1214 01:27:29,416 --> 01:27:32,708 Don't blame me. You have no idea. 1215 01:27:32,958 --> 01:27:35,666 You made the only shit. 1216 01:27:37,083 --> 01:27:40,416 What do you want from me? I have sex, okay? 1217 01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:44,333 Or better, do I have sex too? In my way. 1218 01:27:44,583 --> 01:27:46,750 Dad, please no details. 1219 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,583 Hey, Mr. Koller. What's up? 1220 01:27:55,583 --> 01:27:57,500 I'm going to get a beer now. 1221 01:28:01,416 --> 01:28:03,500 I just wanted you 1222 01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:05,500 best wishes from. 1223 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:08,833 Nice that you're here. 1224 01:28:19,458 --> 01:28:21,375 - (girl) Hey. -Hi. 1225 01:28:21,625 --> 01:28:23,833 You still wanted to read my hand. 1226 01:28:24,583 --> 01:28:27,125 I don't feel like palm reading right now. 1227 01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:46,416 And? Do you have? 1228 01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:49,958 Nah. I will wait a little longer. 1229 01:28:51,791 --> 01:28:53,291 But he's cute. 1230 01:28:56,625 --> 01:28:58,083 May I? 1231 01:29:01,208 --> 01:29:04,250 You will always be my first lady. 1232 01:29:10,416 --> 01:29:11,375 OK. 1233 01:29:30,583 --> 01:29:33,208 Rub, lick, suck, circle... 1234 01:29:33,708 --> 01:29:34,750 Beat? 1235 01:29:36,333 --> 01:29:38,250 What about spray cream? 1236 01:29:38,875 --> 01:29:41,083 -You tried everything? -Yes. 1237 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,416 Have you ever asked what she's into? 1238 01:29:44,666 --> 01:29:47,250 So how does she like it? 1239 01:29:47,416 --> 01:29:49,166 Fuck. 1240 01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:54,166 I'm really such a miserable feminist. 1241 01:30:30,750 --> 01:30:32,125 (Pups sound) 1242 01:30:33,875 --> 01:30:36,500 (both laugh) 1243 01:30:43,958 --> 01:30:45,958 (both moan faster) 1244 01:30:49,250 --> 01:30:50,750 (Groans ebbs) 1245 01:31:00,750 --> 01:31:02,833 (relaxed disco music) 1246 01:31:26,541 --> 01:31:31,833 Emma, ​​I know the whole scene wasn't that cool for you. 1247 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,125 And... 1248 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:35,541 I'm so sorry. 1249 01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:41,041 Next time, just close your fucking door. 1250 01:31:46,833 --> 01:31:49,291 That means we're good now? 1251 01:31:49,458 --> 01:31:51,458 Do you still have your girlfriend 1252 01:31:51,625 --> 01:31:53,125 Which friend? 1253 01:32:00,250 --> 01:32:02,458 -I'll get another beer. -Mhm. 1254 01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:06,583 And that is confiscated. 1255 01:32:16,125 --> 01:32:18,375 We'll have it right away. 1256 01:32:18,625 --> 01:32:20,458 (loud moan) 1257 01:32:22,958 --> 01:32:24,000 Uh... 1258 01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:27,458 Do not feel disturbed. Have fun. 1259 01:32:28,583 --> 01:32:30,750 (both moan loudly) 1260 01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:34,250 Where's Aaron? 1261 01:32:35,375 --> 01:32:37,875 (Emma in silence) He's fucking! 1262 01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:43,791 Oh. 1263 01:32:52,291 --> 01:32:53,750 (Twittering birds) 1264 01:33:09,291 --> 01:33:11,083 I have a lucid dream. 1265 01:33:47,041 --> 01:33:49,375 (Aaron) Sometimes you're looking for the one... 1266 01:33:49,625 --> 01:33:51,041 Hey, wait! 1267 01:33:51,208 --> 01:33:53,500 ... and find something completely different. 1268 01:33:56,666 --> 01:33:59,458 And sometimes that's so much better. 1269 01:34:13,541 --> 01:34:16,541 Sex changes everything. 1270 01:34:16,708 --> 01:34:18,583 It's like riding a bike. 1271 01:34:18,750 --> 01:34:21,208 You fall on the snout a thousand times. 1272 01:34:21,375 --> 01:34:24,166 But at some point it works all by itself. 1273 01:34:33,458 --> 01:34:34,500 Come on. 1274 01:34:37,833 --> 01:34:38,791 (Shouting) 1275 01:34:40,416 --> 01:34:41,791 Hello my dears. 1276 01:34:44,041 --> 01:34:45,250 Concentrated masculinity. 1277 01:34:51,791 --> 01:34:55,125 None has burst. Oh shit! 1278 01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:57,166 -N / A? - (laughs) 1279 01:34:59,916 --> 01:35:03,458 - (laughter) Hello? Command to the headquarters. 1280 01:35:03,708 --> 01:35:06,083 (Hannah) And zack. 1281 01:35:08,333 --> 01:35:09,333 -And zack. -Ah. 1282 01:35:15,666 --> 01:35:17,750 Are you so happy to see me? 1283 01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:23,625 - (woman) Why are you coming now? - Unfortunately, I can't say that. 1284 01:35:25,666 --> 01:35:28,500 Wait a minute. Huh? I have sex. 1285 01:35:34,541 --> 01:35:35,750 (Hammer) 1286 01:35:37,416 --> 01:35:38,541 Ah. (Lapping) 1287 01:35:39,791 --> 01:35:41,625 Ready for take-off. 1288 01:35:46,250 --> 01:35:47,833 (hisses) 1289 01:35:48,083 --> 01:35:49,833 (groan and laugh) 1290 01:36:00,083 --> 01:36:02,250 -What... -I can pop with that. 1291 01:36:02,500 --> 01:36:04,250 (laugh) 1292 01:36:13,833 --> 01:36:16,166 Cut wood? Hot. 1293 01:36:16,333 --> 01:36:17,833 (laugh) 1294 01:36:21,750 --> 01:36:23,000 (Cheers) 1295 01:36:27,666 --> 01:36:30,916 OK. Hey guys uh... (hisses) 1296 01:36:34,833 --> 01:36:36,916 -That... -That was over there. 1297 01:36:37,166 --> 01:36:38,583 (moan) 1298 01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:08,250 (Woman moans loudly) 1299 01:37:16,750 --> 01:37:18,416 (Woman screams) 1300 01:40:05,750 --> 01:40:08,458 No Limits Media 2019 Subtitles: A.Pristouschek, M.Seifert 1300 01:40:09,305 --> 01:40:15,325 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 85210

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