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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,028 Car's here! 3 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,949 It's 9:00 already! We're going to miss our flight! 4 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,763 - Traveler's checks, passports. - Do you have the tickets, darling? 5 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,995 - Tabitha, did you feed Roddy? - Oops. 6 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,851 I know we've forgotten something. I just know we've forgotten something. 7 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,707 Roddy, where are you? 8 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,163 We'll be back in a few days, so here's enough food for you. 9 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:30,548 Here's a little more. 10 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:32,381 - Tabitha? - Here's a little more. 11 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,070 I hope you're not overfeeding him. 12 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,630 Of course not, Mum. 13 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:37,678 - Come on, Tabitha! - Bye, Roddy. 14 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,471 We don't want to miss our holiday. 15 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:41,265 I'm coming, I'm coming! 16 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,102 When the cat's away... 17 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,360 the mice will play! 18 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,692 The holiday starts now, everyone! 19 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,160 Music, maestro! 20 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,628 Hey, what are you all standing around for? 21 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:11,875 Got a big day planned! 22 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,957 Let's go, people! Chop-chop! 23 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,216 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 24 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,298 Nope. Nope. Nope. 25 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,384 Hmm. 26 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,720 Hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm. 27 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,179 Mmm. 28 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,402 Buckle up, everyone. 29 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,777 ♪ And I'm dancing with myself ♪ 30 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:43,112 ♪ Oh, oh, dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪ 31 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,117 ♪ Well there's nothing to lose ♪ 32 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,789 Fore! 33 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:51,873 Oops. Sorry. 34 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,501 ♪ If I looked all over the world ♪ 35 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,082 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 36 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,667 Game point. Service! 37 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:01,008 We win! We win, team! We win! 38 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,266 ♪ So let's sink another drink ♪ 39 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,765 ♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪ 40 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,437 ♪ If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance ♪ 41 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,937 ♪ And I'll be dancing with myself ♪ 42 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,268 Perfect. 43 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,900 ♪ Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪ 44 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,778 ♪ Well, there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove ♪ 45 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,914 ♪ Well, if I had a chance ♪ 46 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,540 Having a good time, darling? 47 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,675 Oh, thank you. 48 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,767 See you tomorrow. 49 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:52,814 ♪ Oh, oh, dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪ 50 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,640 ♪ Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪ 51 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:01,940 Good night! 52 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,320 Good night! Good night! 53 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,457 Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy. 54 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:21,755 What was that? 55 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,296 Who's there? 56 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,842 Wake up. I think there's someone in the house. 57 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,260 Sarge, wake up! 58 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,106 Approaching enemy lines. 59 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,736 - I'm armed and ready. - At ease, soldier. 60 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,034 Give up your weapons of mass destruction. 61 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,533 - Shh! Shush! - Come get me, enemy of freedom! 62 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,990 - Stop it. That's enough! Shush. - I'm armed and ready. 63 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,746 Tell Mom I... love... her. 64 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,390 What? 65 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,643 Yee-ha! 66 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,563 Oh. 67 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,208 Whoa! 68 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,213 Ah! 69 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:48,762 They do not, repeat, not, have food like this in the sewer. 70 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:53,184 A sewer rat! Who... What... How did you get here? 71 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:56,104 I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub. 72 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,397 Next thing you know, whoosh! 73 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:02,352 It's a burst water main! Off I go, shooting up the pipes. 74 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,903 And, well, here I am. 75 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,698 I have a plunger. We can shoot you right back. 76 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,117 - Do you like seafood? - Can I call you a cab? 77 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,199 Bleahh! See? Food! Get it? 78 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,122 Have you got a TV? 79 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,669 - Well, yes, but... - Say no more! 80 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,168 No, no, no, no. Leave that. 81 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,749 - Geronimo! - No, no! 82 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,800 No, don't... touch anything. 83 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:30,301 Would you look at the size of that monster? 84 00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:35,468 Careful, mate. 85 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,019 Those aren't chocolate buttons. 86 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,971 Ooh! 87 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,418 It's the match of the century! 88 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:41,358 The Cup final! 89 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,225 The FIFA World Cup Final! 90 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,277 - England. Germany. - Yes! Boo! 91 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,480 Live this Sunday. Be there. 92 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:51,158 This place is great! I'm staying here forever! 93 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,405 What? 94 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,576 Game point. Service! 95 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:00,250 We win, we win! You lose! In your face! 96 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,999 Whoa! 97 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,510 - Huh? - Right, my friend. 98 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,714 You don't belong here. I'm afraid it's time for you to leave. 99 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:13,923 Ew! 100 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:17,601 I would not do that if I was you, pal. 101 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:21,438 Let me lay this out for you. This place is mine now. 102 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,267 Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?" 103 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,068 Hey! Comprende? 104 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,362 Fetch us some Pop-Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves. 105 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,282 - Oh, and be snappy about it. - Um... 106 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,943 Yes, sir. Right away, sir. 107 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,490 That's more like it. 108 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,823 But before breakfast is served, um... 109 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:42,627 perhaps sir would care to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi. 110 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,455 A Jacuzzi? 111 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,623 Hmm. 112 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,297 You know what you are? You're a real gent. 113 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,720 Well, after a hard day of navigating sewer pipes, 114 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:57,642 there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath. 115 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:00,060 That looks so inviting. 116 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,434 Yes, yes. The water looks perfect! 117 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:06,897 Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going. 118 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,482 Right. In we go! 119 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,156 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 120 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,404 I know we got off on the wrong foot before, right? 121 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,532 But, you know, I really think we're gonna get along, don't you? 122 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:18,863 Swimmingly. 123 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,750 Be seeing you, my friend. 124 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,920 You plonker! 125 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,795 You think I don't know a toilet when I see one? 126 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,716 You were going to flush me down the loo. 127 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,261 No, no, no! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model! 128 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:37,090 Then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will ya? 129 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:40,551 No! Not the lever! Have mercy! No, I can't swim! 130 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,058 Bon voyage, me old cream cracker! 131 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,105 - Hold your nose! - Stop! You can't do this! 132 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:49,105 You were going to try and flush me. Let's see how you like it. 133 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:54,030 Ow! Ow! Ooh! 134 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,782 Aah! Ow! Ooh! 135 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,240 Oh! 136 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,664 Ah! 137 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,296 Oh, whoa! 138 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,586 Have you seen my dad? 139 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,893 Ah! 140 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,851 Aah! 141 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,523 Oh. 142 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,608 Oh! No! No! 143 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,623 Aah! 144 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:49,586 Ah! 145 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,839 Oh, no, I can't swim! 146 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,758 I can't swim! I can't... 147 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,587 swim. 148 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,558 I'm... in... the sewer! 149 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,601 No! 150 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,162 Hello? 151 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,912 Help? 152 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,453 I'm gonna open my eyes and I'm gonna be home. 153 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,005 This is all a bad dream. 154 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,294 Oh, I'm not home! I wanna go home! 155 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,923 Shush! Stop it. Stop it. Roddy! 156 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,173 Stop it, I want to go home! 157 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,881 Pull yourself together! I can't. I'm frightened. 158 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,682 Stop it, stop it, stop it! 159 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,888 All right, Roddy, old man, 160 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,480 you can get yourself out of here, and you will. 161 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,310 Never forget, 162 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,439 the blood of the courageous St. James clan flows through your veins. 163 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,011 A way out! Yes! 164 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:25,467 Aah! 165 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,057 Hey! That-a took me three years to draw! 166 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,267 I'm terribly sorry. Three years? 167 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,602 I just-a finished it this morning! 168 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,154 Three years? 169 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:42,984 Good grief! 170 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,298 - What is this place? - Hold the bus! 171 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,630 Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag! 172 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,846 It's a real city! Ah! 173 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,891 My smalls! 174 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,563 - Is it a bird? - Is it a plane? 175 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,642 Is that guy wearing my underpants? 176 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,504 Make him move, honey. 177 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,066 Boy, you've got a face like a frying pan! 178 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:23,361 - Come on, honey! - I don't think he speaks English. 179 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,909 Hey, he moved! Did you get it? 180 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,156 Got it. 181 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,113 - Good. - Oh, sorry, sorry. 182 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,324 It's coming! 183 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,658 What? Where? Who? 184 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,493 The Great Flood! 185 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,421 Those floodgates won't hold forever, you know! 186 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,214 We're doomed! 187 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,838 You think you can back away from the truth! 188 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,511 'Ello, hello, hello. What's all this then? 189 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,589 Oh, thank heavens! A policeman! 190 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,424 This wacko has been chasing after me! 191 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,885 - Morning, Harold. - Morning, Collin. How are you? 192 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,720 I can't complain. 193 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,226 Keep an eye on this one. He's a bit of a loony. 194 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,852 - What? Me? - We're doomed, I tell you! 195 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,650 - Are you kidding me? - Right. 196 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,853 Let's give you a police escort home, then. 197 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,483 Oh, great! Um... 198 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:06,112 I live in Kensington. Up there. The surface. 199 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,866 Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 200 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,118 The humans don't like our sort. 201 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,622 Speak for yourself. They like me very much up there. 202 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,500 Oh, I don't like your attitude. 203 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:21,047 I've got my eye on you, sunshine. 204 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,379 Ooh! Ooh, hot, hot, hot! 205 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:27,258 So... You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty? 206 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,344 Yes. 207 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,729 There's one person 'round here might be able to help you. 208 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,556 - Might. - Really? 209 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,735 Shady customer. The captain of the Jammy Dodger. 210 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:45,906 - If you can find it. - I know where it is! 211 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:57,752 And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger. 212 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,746 Uh, thanks for bringing me this far. 213 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,048 You're welcome. 214 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,344 See ya! 215 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:24,859 Beware. Beware. 216 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,191 Hello? 217 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,115 Uh, permission to come aboard? 218 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,872 Ahoy there? 219 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,617 Uh... 220 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,436 Ow! Yah! Oh. Oh! 221 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,769 Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. Captain Skipper Thingy. 222 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:08,731 Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you. 223 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,817 - Oops. - What are you doing on my boat? 224 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,324 Look, I've had a really bad day and I just need your help. 225 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,498 See, I've been thrown out of my home, I've been flushed down my toilet. 226 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,417 Thank you, too much information. I've got my own problems, mate. 227 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,790 She's around here somewhere! 228 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,964 Stay down. And keep quiet. 229 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,461 Why? Who are we hiding from? 230 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:34,344 I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me. 231 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,676 Well, I'll contain my amazement. 232 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:41,188 All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse. 233 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,687 Ah! 234 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,531 Over there! 235 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,778 You idiot! 236 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,735 Sorry about that. 237 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,536 Uh, I'll be offthen. 238 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,204 Oh, sorry. Ah! 239 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,329 Sorry. Sorry. 240 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,500 Sorry! 241 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,078 We can't let her get away! 242 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,206 Shh. Shh. 243 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,088 Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me! 244 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,837 - Come on. - Get her. 245 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,638 - Oh. - Ah! 246 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,596 Whoa! 247 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,143 - Oh. - Ah! 248 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,556 Let me go, you pink-eyed freak! 249 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,982 I'm upset now. 250 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,727 Ah! 251 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,153 Whatever's going on here, I swear, I'm not involved. 252 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,401 I'm an innocent bystander! 253 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,742 Rita, Rita, Rita! 254 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,574 You thought you could give us the slip. 255 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,461 What you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! 256 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,004 Right! 257 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,588 Who have we got here? 258 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,920 I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander. 259 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,757 - Millicent! - Actually, no... 260 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,093 Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita? 261 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,099 The boss wants it back. 262 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,930 I don't have your stupid ruby. 263 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,939 Okay, are we going to do it the easy way... 264 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,894 or the hard way? 265 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,947 Oh, I think we should do it the easy way, don't you, Spike? 266 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,365 Oh. 267 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,529 All right. Check the tin. 268 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:20,738 Good girl. 269 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,743 See, Whitey, this is how I do it. 270 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,574 Watch and learn, my son. Watch and... 271 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,878 Was it in there? 272 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,131 Right! Rip it up, lads! 273 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:40,340 Hey, you get your filthy paws off my stuff! 274 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,471 It's in here somewhere. I can feel it in me guts! 275 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,557 That'll be last night's curry, Spike. 276 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,563 I'm the same. I got a bum like a Japanese flag. 277 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,066 Will you please tell them I'm not involved in this? 278 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,487 - Nothing here. - Fine. 279 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,156 All right, all right, listen up. 280 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,780 This gentleman, he's not from around here. 281 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,031 - Thank you. - Just look how nicely he's dressed. 282 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,909 - Oh, thank you. - And why? 283 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,415 Because he's an international jewel thief! 284 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,869 - Precisely. What? No, no! - He stole the ruby from me! 285 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,723 - If you just put me down. - No, she's lying! 286 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,340 All right, all right! It's time to bring out... 287 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,384 the Persuader. 288 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:23,092 Your choice, mate. You can talk now or you can talk later. 289 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,596 Ain't that right, Persuader? 290 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,680 Yeah, in a much higher voice! 291 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,015 The Persuader's alive, Spike! 292 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,396 You'll be singing like a tea kettle. 293 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,148 Good one, Persuader. 294 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,946 I don't even know her! I don't know anything about anything! 295 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,824 Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself. 296 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,867 Oh! I know where it is! 297 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,287 - I know where it is! - Come on, then. Spit it out! 298 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,205 Don't you dare! 299 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,501 Look at her bottom. I mean, is it me, or is it oddly shaped? 300 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,125 You little snitch. 301 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,797 The booty's in the booty. 302 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,876 Hey! 303 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,095 Oh. 304 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:08,308 Thanks, mate! The boss is gonna be so happy with us. 305 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,523 You're toast. 306 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,312 So you're from Up Top, eh? 307 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,657 I used to work in a laboratory Up Top. 308 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,905 Yeah. Big shampoo job. 309 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:27,198 I was dark grey when we started. Yeah. 310 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:31,240 Still, it cleared up me dandruff. 311 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,543 The World Cup has become the most popular sporting event in the world. 312 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,670 Are you there, boss? We're back. 313 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,237 ...plays Germany in the final. 314 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,173 I've got it, boss. 315 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,717 The ruby. I found it. 316 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,054 Well, technically, Spike, it was Millicent that found it. 317 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:50,137 Um, actually, the name's Roddy. 318 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,599 And, and, in exchange for my assistance, I was hoping you might... 319 00:19:55,986 --> 00:20:00,356 Uh, you might help me out of the pickle I'm in. 320 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,406 Hello, Rita. 321 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,237 Hello, handsome. 322 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:11,116 And who is this? Is your new boyfriend a waiter? 323 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,293 - Boyfriend? - Waiter? 324 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,253 The prize returns to me. 325 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,546 Did you imagine that I would let you steal it from me? 326 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,303 What? That jewel belongs to my father, and you know it! 327 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,350 Your father? 328 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,638 A good-for-nothing scavenger, just like his daughter! 329 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,473 Uh, excuse me. 330 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,150 Actually, I'm the one that found your ruby. 331 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,775 So... you... um... 332 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,983 Perhaps you'd be generous enough to repay the favor and help me get home. 333 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,277 Help me! 334 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,492 Dispose of them. 335 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,789 No, no, no, please! 336 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,288 I just want to get home to Kensington! 337 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,503 Kensington? The Royal Borough? 338 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:02,001 - Up Top? - Uh, yes. Up Top. 339 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,712 Huzzah! A man of quality! 340 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,843 Finally, somebody gets it. 341 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,596 Come, let me show you my private collection. 342 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,848 I know you'll find it diverting. 343 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,026 My shrine to beauty. 344 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:24,948 Works of high art crafted in tribute to our beloved Royal Family. 345 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,993 Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain. 346 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:31,037 - Classy! - Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say? 347 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,490 It's as if she were here. 348 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,042 Mmm. Smooth to the touch. 349 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,041 Easy, tiger. 350 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:44,422 But come! Let us restore the heart and highlight of my collection... 351 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:49,549 this ruby. Fallen from the very brow of ancient kings. 352 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,760 A true crown jewel! 353 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,606 Well, what do you think? 354 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,480 He's a madman! Run away! 355 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,903 Pardon me. My fly's undone. 356 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:08,488 Well, your ruby certainly is a biggie. 357 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,159 Indeed. 358 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:15,078 How did it ever find me, here in the underbelly of the world? 359 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,868 In this dark, low place. 360 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,793 Yes, speaking of which, I'd love to see more of your collection. 361 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,590 It's very amusing, but I do... 362 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,259 "Amusing"? 363 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,177 Didn't you say I'd find it amusing? 364 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:32,383 I said you'd find it diverting, not amusing! 365 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,765 Ah, well, when I said "amusing" I really meant it in the sense 366 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:39,098 of the ancient Greek muse, the goddess of inspiration. 367 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,229 Muse. 368 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,034 Smashing. 369 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:58,413 Oh, heaven help me! 370 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,127 Ice him! Ice them both! 371 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,875 Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge. 372 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,794 Former enemies, one and all. 373 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:14,224 A catalogue of thieves, double-crossers, and do-gooders. 374 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,221 Prepare to meet your maker. 375 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,932 Your ice maker. 376 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,814 Makes me laugh every time, that one. 377 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,270 Shut that door. 378 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,029 Liquid nitrogen! That will freeze us instantly! 379 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,702 There's a paper clip in my back pocket. See if you can get it. 380 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,996 In the pocket, in the pocket! 381 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,249 Blimey, it's cold. 382 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,922 That's why I wore me mittens. 383 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,466 Huh? Hit men don't wear mittens! 384 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,509 Take them off! You're embarrassing me. 385 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,134 Well, it's all right for you. You've got little hands. 386 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:55,089 - Got it! - They don't get as cold. 387 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,642 - I ain't got little hands! - Yeah, you have. 388 00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,344 You've got lady's hands. 389 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,806 Well, they might be small, but they're lethal weapons, these. 390 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,766 You've got your mother's hands. 391 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,152 Right. Put your hands together. 392 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,109 You could have wiped your feet. 393 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,444 - Stop squirming! - Oh! 394 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,372 Goodbye, vermin. 395 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:31,965 Now, let me see the latest addition to my cubist collection. 396 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:39,014 - What? Impossible! - Oi! Kermit! 397 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:43,980 The prize returns to me! 398 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,524 You big, fat, slimy airbag! 399 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,603 After them! 400 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,698 Why are you stopping? Don't we have a plan? 401 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,241 "We"? Who's "we"? 402 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,410 Wait, wait, wait. You can't just leave me here! 403 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,079 Faster, you idiots! They're escaping! 404 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,245 Oh! Oh... 405 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:18,302 No! Not the master cable! 406 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,850 - We have a plan? - Put that back! 407 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,890 Wait, wait! That will never hold both of us. 408 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,722 You're right. Toodle-oo. 409 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,227 No, no, wait! 410 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,728 F-f-f-freeze! 411 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,941 Ah! 412 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,693 Oh, no! 413 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,565 No, no, no, no, don't break! 414 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,026 There are things I want to do, sights I want to see! 415 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,788 - That wasn't on the list. - Aah! Hey! 416 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,247 Do something! 417 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,956 Huh? Whoa. Ow! 418 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,589 Keep your legs straight when you hit the water! 419 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,850 - I kept me legs straight, Spike. - Ow. 420 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,396 Ow. 421 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:10,146 Oh, good grief, that's high. 422 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,318 Quite high. Rather high. So very, very high. 423 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,986 Hmm. 424 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,858 Hmm. Yeah. 425 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,443 Cool. 426 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,823 See ya! 427 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,640 Oh... If she can do it... 428 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,600 Here goes. 429 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,312 Ah. Ah! No! 430 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:52,517 Ah! 431 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,523 Oh! 432 00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,615 Ahh! 433 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,786 And gently down. 434 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,244 Oh! 435 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,667 - My ball, too. - It's my ball, too! 436 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,336 - It's my ball, too! - Rita? Rita! 437 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,884 Oh, where is she? Rita! 438 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,679 - Ah! - Target's at twelve o'clock! 439 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,257 Oh, come on! 440 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:29,892 Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin. 441 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,937 - Rita! - Whew. Over there! 442 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:53,128 Ah! Whoa! Oh. 443 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,296 You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent. 444 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,255 Ahh! 445 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,011 Keep your legs straight! 446 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,762 Oh... 447 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,275 What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? 448 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,028 - Give me back my ruby! - I haven't got your ruby! 449 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,282 Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby. 450 00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,957 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 451 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,463 Please be careful. 452 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:41,293 That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless! 453 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,593 Hold on. 454 00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:44,804 It's a fake. 455 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,802 No, it's blooming not. It's real! 456 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,758 No, no, no, look, it's just glass. 457 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,263 - It's real! - Fake. 458 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,016 - Real! Real! - Fake. Fake. 459 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,065 - Real! - Fake. 460 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,147 - Real, real. - Fake, fake. 461 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,645 - Real! - Look, look, look, look. 462 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:57,976 You can tell. Watch this. 463 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,657 There, you see? I mean, you can't break a real ruby. 464 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,742 Right. I probably shouldn't have done that. 465 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,289 Uh, but look on the bright side. I've saved your neck. 466 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:15,585 I mean, once The Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it. 467 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,503 Roddy St. James saves the day. 468 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,381 Oh! 469 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,051 Good grief! 470 00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:26,174 You try to do somebody a favor, and they... Ow! 471 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:31,511 A favor? That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown! 472 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,186 It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace! 473 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,890 Well, maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry. 474 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,691 Keep still! 475 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,359 Can we just talk about this? 476 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:44,689 Real or not, that ruby was gonna change my life! 477 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,025 Han Chin Chinese takeout. 478 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,611 Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman. She's got crayons! 479 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:52,573 - One chicken chow mein. With wonton? - No, crayons! 480 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,158 No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white? 481 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:58,290 - Um, fried. No, wait! - You want wonton or what? 482 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,792 Uh, cancel that order. 483 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:04,584 - Rita? - Just go away, please. 484 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:06,673 Um... 485 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:12,308 - I'm sorry. - Sorry? 486 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,512 Me and my dad worked these drains for years. 487 00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:19,308 He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby. 488 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,978 It was going to be the answer to all our prayers. 489 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:26,739 And now, it turns out it was a stupid fake. 490 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:30,068 Well... 491 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,574 Maybe I can make it up to you. 492 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,031 - Get stuffed. - No, no, no, I mean it. 493 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:38,960 See, back at my place, we've got a jewelry box crammed with rubies and diamonds. 494 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,753 Real ones. So... 495 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,003 All you have to do is get me home to Kensington... 496 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:48,135 and I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. 497 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:54,430 How do I know this ain't just a load of old rubbish? 498 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:57,728 Well, I suppose you'll just have to trust me. 499 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:01,520 I must be out of my mind. 500 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,360 All right. You've got yourself a deal. 501 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,987 Go on. You too. 502 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,537 Your own hand. 503 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:27,959 Where are those idiots? 504 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,966 It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys. 505 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,679 Yes, that's right. Oh, come on out, my lovelies. 506 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,976 Cheer your old dad up. 507 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:43,942 Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats in this joyless, sunless void! 508 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,856 But don't worry, little men. 509 00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:50,315 Daddy will get rid of them all! He will. 510 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,822 They'll all be deady-weady. 511 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:58,118 Mwah. 512 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,494 Did you find it? 513 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,247 - Huh? - Ach! Did you find it? 514 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:05,830 Ah... well, we got most of it, boss. 515 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:11,002 Forget the ruby! It's the master cable that I want. 516 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,672 The one that grubby creature Rita took. 517 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:14,972 Oh. 518 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,641 - Without it, my plan is ruined! - Ow. 519 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:21,016 Oh, okay, chief. Yeah. Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone. 520 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,222 Woo-hoo! 521 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:26,184 Yeah, see? You see? Moving on. We are now your cable guys. 522 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,021 Focused. Cable-centric, boss. 523 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,532 You need to be back in time for the World Cup Final. 524 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:35,576 Oh, great! Are we watching the game together, boss? 525 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:39,122 Just get the cable! 526 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,869 Keep your legs straight! 527 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,543 Should we be stopping with all those goons on our tail? 528 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,871 We aren't gonna get far without a map, are we? 529 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:53,462 - Is that a house? - Yes, and it's very dangerous. 530 00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:54,716 So... 531 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,047 ...why don't you wait here? 532 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,973 Waiting here. Excellent idea. 533 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,176 Watch out for the piranha. 534 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,564 Rita! 535 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,896 Here you go, Annie. For you, too, Shamus. 536 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,607 Mimi, get your finger out of your nose. Fergus. 537 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:18,035 - Yes, Jojo, no biting. - That is wild good! 538 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,908 Rita! 539 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,909 Rita's back! 540 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,746 - Oh, Rita! - Mum! Oh, Mum. 541 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,546 Thank goodness you're safe. 542 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:34,836 Rita! 543 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,090 - Hello, Dad. - Give us a hug, girl! 544 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,596 Whoa! Oh! 545 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,436 Oi, Mum, there's a peeping Tom outside! 546 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:51,145 Tom? Ohh, it's Tom Jones! 547 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,779 Mother, it's not Tom Jones. 548 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,822 That's just my passenger. 549 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:59,949 - Oh, he's very good-looking. - He is not coming in. 550 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:04,286 Soup's on! 551 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,493 It's lovely. Thanks, Mum. 552 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,965 So how long have you been Rita's boyfriend? 553 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,637 He is not my boyfriend. 554 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,466 So, are you gonna make an honest woman of my daughter? 555 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,926 Dad! 556 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:26,228 Well, we were thinking of a spring wedding, weren't we, cream puff? 557 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,772 Look, I just want all of you to know he's... 558 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:31,441 Tom Jones! 559 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:34,236 So your name is "Roddy," is that right? 560 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,154 Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James. 561 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,823 What a beautiful name. 562 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,322 - Hi, Roddy. - And who might you be, little chap? 563 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,075 - They call me Shocky. - And why do they call you that? 564 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,575 Shocky! 565 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:45,747 Yes! Got it. 566 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:49,077 Rita, where are you taking this handsome young man, then, eh? 567 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:52,254 Well... Actually, that's why I need your maps, Dad. 568 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,706 Because he's from, uh... 569 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,507 ...Up Top. 570 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,426 Kitchen. Now. 571 00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:05,093 Oh, sing us a song, Tom! 572 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,686 I'm not saying it isn't risky. 573 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,855 Yeah, but it's impossible, Rita. 574 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,399 No one's ever got past the rapids at Hyde Park. 575 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:15,899 - Once the current gets you... - Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us. 576 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:19,608 For the last time, we don't need the money! 577 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:25,158 A new stove might be nice. 578 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:29,288 - ♪ Talkin' about the little lady ♪ - Go, Tom! Go! 579 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:32,666 - ♪ Whoa, whoa, she's a lady ♪ - Sing to my heart! 580 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,338 ♪ Talkin' about that old lady ♪ 581 00:35:34,424 --> 00:35:37,041 You hop down, you. Get off, come here. 582 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,218 ♪ And the lady wears big undies ♪ 583 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,144 - Oh, yes! - Huge undies. Whoo! 584 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:43,714 Psst! Rita! 585 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:47,222 It's okay. It's me, Liam. Quick, in the kitchen. 586 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:50,726 Look at those moves! I love you, Tom! 587 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,681 This bloke isn't who he says he is. 588 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:56,690 His real name is Millicent Bystander. He's an international jewel thief. 589 00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,692 A mastermind, a super-criminal. 590 00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:01,024 Looks like he crossed The Toad and got away with it. 591 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:04,155 He's dangerous man, but I'm a thinker. I've got a plan. 592 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,237 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 593 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:09,574 More! More! 594 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:12,081 - That was brilliant! - Oh, it was nothing. 595 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,833 - So you're from Up Top? - Yes. 596 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,256 - I've met one of your lot before. - Oh, really? 597 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:19,334 Used to be some old lady's pet. 598 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:20,427 That's nice. 599 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:24,256 Terribly lonely for him, though. He had no one to talk to. 600 00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,674 No one to cuddle with! 601 00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:30,227 - No one to shocky. - Well, that's no life, is it? 602 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,474 Oh, I'd better get these dishes started. 603 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,940 Oh, please, permit me. 604 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,021 Oh, you're such a gentleman! 605 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:46,661 Great! So I hand Roddy over to The Toad and claim the reward. 606 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,784 Then we're all sitting pretty for the rest of our lives. 607 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,582 - Is that the idea? - The Toad'll pay a fortune for him. 608 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:55,252 He's a bad one anyway, so that's all right, isn't it really? 609 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,204 Oh, you cheeky little monkey. 610 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,836 I won't have no son of mine acting the rat. 611 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:02,339 We Malones never go back on our word. 612 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:04,796 - He's gonna steal your boat. - He won't steal my boat. 613 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,506 - He's stealing your boat. - He isn't stealing my... 614 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,637 - He stole your boat. - What? 615 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,095 It's like Robin Hood in reverse. 616 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,857 Oi! I thought we had a deal! 617 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,059 So did I! 618 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,779 This is an emergency! Get out of the way! Emergency! 619 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,986 Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr. Jones! 620 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,366 I'm coming! Oh, marry me, Mr. Jones! 621 00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:31,823 Roddy! 622 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,830 Oh, that double-crossing little schemer. 623 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,084 I don't need her. 624 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,167 I mean, anyone can get out and sail. Look at me! 625 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,925 All right, Sid, you're in for a big surprise. 626 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,348 Look out! 627 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,595 Sorry! 628 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,350 Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlor. 629 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,272 It's Roddy. Remember me? 630 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,518 - The butler? - Roddy! 631 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:03,150 Listen, you! If you're still there when I get back... 632 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:07,529 Back? Back? And how you gonna do that then, Roddy? 633 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,360 What was that? 634 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:12,322 - Well, I've gotta go, Rodders. - If I find one thing out of place... 635 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,123 Ah! Oh. 636 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,013 ♪ Here's a little song I wrote ♪ 637 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,974 ♪ You might want to sing it Note for note ♪ 638 00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,980 ♪ Don't worry ♪ 639 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,233 ♪ Be happy ♪ 640 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,732 ♪ Don't worry, be happy now ♪ 641 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,996 Where are they hiding? 642 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,117 Think. Think. 643 00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:01,750 To find a rat, you got to think like a rat. 644 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,718 Hey, guys. I've had a tip-off. 645 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:10,842 They're heading west to Kensington. 646 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,135 Bingo! 647 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,717 Scrabble! 648 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,269 Enough games. To the ratmobiles! 649 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,599 Okay, okay. We can fix it. 650 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:24,481 Yes, we can. Obviously, just... 651 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:27,439 Ah! Fairly major burn to the hand there. 652 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,239 Smell of burning flesh. 653 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:30,611 Maybe I should just... 654 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,820 Ow! Oh... 655 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,159 Oh, oh, ow! That really hurt. 656 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,086 Just start, you worthless old pile of rubbish! 657 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:45,755 You useless, unreliable... 658 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:50,337 Untrustworthy, double-crossing, two-faced, conniving little toe-rag! 659 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,549 Ha! Ha! Oh... 660 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:59,762 So I'm the double-crosser? Oh, yes, that's rich! 661 00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:01,639 I overheard everything. 662 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,817 Yes, you and your family were gonna sell me to The Toad! 663 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,360 What? 664 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:10,656 You dipstick! That was my stupid little brother's plan. 665 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,404 And no one listens to him. 666 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,493 Ah, must have missed that part. 667 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:17,697 - How'd you think I'd sell you out? - Um... 668 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:20,954 When I make a deal, I make a deal. 669 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,128 - Your hair's on fire. - What? 670 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:26,170 Ow! Ah! Oh... 671 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:29,253 Rita, look... 672 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,506 I'm sorry, all right? I was wrong. 673 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,339 And I think we should just, just put it behind us. 674 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:38,930 Okay, I suppose I can put it behind me. 675 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:43,102 This is such an overreaction! 676 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:47,317 Rita, you can't just leave me here on a... 677 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:50,020 On a duck! Up the creek without a... 678 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,241 You're getting everything you deserve. 679 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:57,661 Sneaking around, eavesdropping on other people's conversations. 680 00:40:57,747 --> 00:40:59,955 I was not sneaking around. 681 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,120 Right. 682 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:06,374 I say, you can't really intend to just strand me like this. 683 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:08,672 You're not that heartless. 684 00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:11,216 Okay, maybe you are. 685 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,591 Look, if you're trying to teach me a lesson, consider it taught! 686 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,968 I'm on a duck, begging! 687 00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:32,108 ♪ Ice cold Rita ♪ 688 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,406 ♪ Never did I meet a ♪ 689 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:38,361 ♪ Girl who's half so cruel I offered her a jewel ♪ 690 00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:40,913 ♪ But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck ♪ 691 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,958 ♪ What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy ♪ 692 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,124 ♪ Me ♪ 693 00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,578 ♪ That's Roddy St. James of Kensington ♪ 694 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:50,164 ♪ Poor, poor Roddy ♪ 695 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:52,841 ♪ Flushed down his own potty ♪ 696 00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:56,420 ♪ Rita, can't you find it in your heart ♪ 697 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,348 ♪ To help him? ♪ 698 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,847 ♪ How mean will one rat be? ♪ 699 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,973 ♪ Ice cold Rita ♪ 700 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:09,275 ♪ Won't you be sweeter to me? ♪ 701 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,192 Oh! Ah! 702 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,067 Am I forgiven? 703 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,946 No. I was just afraid you'd sing another verse. 704 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:21,029 Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping, I swear to you. 705 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:22,784 Oh, really? 706 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,116 Ah! Whoa! 707 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,121 What were you doing then, Roddy? 708 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:32,298 Well, I was actually, uh, just watching you with your family... 709 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:36,009 and... thinking how lucky you were. 710 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:47,896 Lucky? Stuck with you? 711 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:52,230 - So our deal's still on? - Sure it is. 712 00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,614 Look, I really want to help out more around here. 713 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:04,242 Just give me a job. Anything, um, engineer, navigator. 714 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,325 I could drive for a bit if you like. 715 00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:10,498 Pick on someone your own size! 716 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,428 - You heard the captain. - Get lost! 717 00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:14,920 There's no room for passengers on this boat. 718 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:19,466 Let go, you sticky little... 719 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,176 I'm the captain, and I say go left. 720 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,556 Would that be port or starboard, Spike? 721 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:28,728 There they are! 722 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,931 Go get them, lads! 723 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:35,443 Whee! 724 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:40,990 - Rita! - Hmm. 725 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,455 Wait for it, wait for it... Now! 726 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,786 Come and have a go if you think you're fast enough! 727 00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:55,338 - Whoo-hoo! - Ahh! 728 00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:56,960 Hold on, Roddy! 729 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:58,963 Get that cable, lads! 730 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,136 Whoa! 731 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,056 ♪ You've got a great car ♪ 732 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,175 ♪ Yeah, what's wrong With it today? ♪ 733 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,433 - You may now kiss the bride. - Huh? 734 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:17,569 Congratulations, by the way! 735 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:21,232 - Watch your starboard! - Rita! 736 00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:28,952 Rita! Can we go a little faster, please? 737 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,623 We don't have to! 738 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,916 Go, go, purple custard! 739 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,581 Ooh! 740 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,166 Oh! 741 00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,262 Ah! 742 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,057 Whoa! 743 00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:50,761 End of the line, Millicent. 744 00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:55,357 Whoo! Oh, yeah! Haha! 745 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,107 - Rita, try and go right! - What? 746 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,358 Just trust me! 747 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,610 I hope you know what you're doing! 748 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:06,485 Now head for the rope! 749 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:07,865 Okay. 750 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,827 Whoa! 751 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:20,715 Oh, no. 752 00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:23,134 Well done, Roddy! 753 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:25,679 Hurray! We did it! We did it! 754 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:29,140 We didn't do it. 755 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:32,720 Whoa! Rita, can you get me back on the boat? 756 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:36,105 Oh! 757 00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:38,813 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 758 00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:41,816 Are you sure about this, Spike? 759 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,068 These things are supposed to be dangerous. 760 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:46,696 Danger is my middle name. 761 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:49,529 I thought it was Leslie. 762 00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:59,288 Just thought I'd drop in. 763 00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:01,590 Rita, do something quick! Anything! 764 00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:04,505 Hang on tight! 765 00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:08,801 Ah! 766 00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:12,601 Whoa! 767 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,854 Uh-oh. 768 00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,521 Any last requests? 769 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:20,984 Yes, yes. 770 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:23,357 Could you fly off the boat, screaming like a girl? 771 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,531 What? 772 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:34,616 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 773 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,620 Oh, dear. 774 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:44,546 - Whoo-hoo! - Oh, yeah! 775 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,048 Yes! 776 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:51,132 ♪ Sailing takes me away ♪ 777 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:55,390 ♪ To where I've always heard it could be ♪ 778 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:59,644 Look... out! 779 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,154 You darn foreigners! 780 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:14,867 Do you think the boss will be annoyed with us? 781 00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:17,908 You incompetent cheese-eaters! 782 00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,413 You let them escape? 783 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:26,963 It's obvious I should never have sent rodents to do an amphibian's job. 784 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,921 Where is he? Why is he always late? 785 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:33,473 Ooh. 786 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:37,052 En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust! 787 00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:41,265 Le Frog? 788 00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,441 Bonjour. 789 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,272 You're late, Le Frog. 790 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:52,451 Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. 791 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:53,777 I know no other way. 792 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:59,333 Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice have stolen something irreplaceable. 793 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:01,660 It's all right, boss! We've got another one! 794 00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:07,169 A master cable of unique design and purpose. 795 00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:09,216 I want it back. 796 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:12,046 Don't worry. I'll get it back for you. 797 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:14,552 Once it is returned, my plan will be complete. 798 00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:20,771 To wash away, once and for all, the curse, the scourge of... 799 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,141 rats. 800 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,691 Forgive me, my warty English cousin, 801 00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:32,900 but this bizarre obsession with the rats, it is not good for you. 802 00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:37,529 You are becoming what we French call le fruitcake. 803 00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:43,619 Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise! 804 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:46,955 Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again! 805 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:48,919 My memoirs. 806 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:54,551 Volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth. 807 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,222 Oh, mon Dieu! 808 00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:00,845 Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace, 809 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:04,101 the young Prince Charles fancied me the best. 810 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:10,028 We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon, 811 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:14,358 sharing that sweet and ever magical bond between boy and toad. 812 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,364 You're gonna make me throw up. 813 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,912 We were inseparable until... 814 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,789 it arrived. 815 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,788 That rat! 816 00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:26,791 While the poor boy's head was turned, 817 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:32,009 I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair. 818 00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:34,966 I know, I know. 819 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:37,923 You were flushed away down the loo, right? 820 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:40,517 Blech! Oi. 821 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:47,309 Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark, so cold, so terrible! 822 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:50,189 You find my pain funny? 823 00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:52,692 I find everyone's pain funny but my own. 824 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,319 I'm French. 825 00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:57,867 Just get the cable! 826 00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:00,575 Henchfrogs! 827 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:04,374 We have a mission. Let nothing stand in our way. 828 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,793 We leave immediately. 829 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,629 What about dinner? 830 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,673 We leave... in five hours. 831 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:25,012 ♪ Love, love, love, love ♪ 832 00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:30,650 Mmm. This is quite tasty. 833 00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:31,772 Thanks. 834 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,570 I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, 835 00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:36,148 six raisins, and a box of rice. 836 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:38,366 Rice? 837 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:42,199 ♪ What's that urge from deep inside? ♪ 838 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:45,282 ♪ The need to hurl won't be denied ♪ 839 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:49,586 ♪ That isn't rice That's maggots you're eating ♪ 840 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:52,881 ♪ Larva, larva, larva ♪ 841 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,378 Whee! 842 00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:57,882 That explains why it all ran to one side when I put the salt in. 843 00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:00,009 You know... 844 00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:03,217 I think we did pretty well today. 845 00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:08,973 I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit. I mean, you're not... 846 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,399 Do I hear an actual compliment coming? 847 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,853 - Never mind. - No, no, no, say it. 848 00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:19,111 I mean, you're not entirely the useless, whiny, stuck-up, 849 00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:21,284 pompous, big girl's blouse I thought you were. 850 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:23,327 There. Was that so hard? 851 00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:27,579 Well, we better get some rest if we're gonna get you home tomorrow. 852 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,375 Catch. 853 00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:33,834 Heh... 854 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,665 Tell me about yourself, Roddy. 855 00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:39,511 Well, there's, uh, not much to tell. 856 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,884 You know everything about me, warts and all. 857 00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,848 I don't even know what you do. 858 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,391 I'm, uh... 859 00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:47,518 I'm in a boy band. 860 00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:49,688 - Wha... - Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one. 861 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:52,516 I'm serious. 862 00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:56,729 Tell me about your life Up Top. Friends, family. 863 00:51:57,281 --> 00:52:00,570 - Uh... - You do have a family, don't you? 864 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:02,150 Oh, of course I do. 865 00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:05,658 Uh, brothers, sisters, cousins. Yeah, we're quite a clan. 866 00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:08,206 Oh, you wouldn't believe the fun we have. 867 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:11,706 Hanging out at the movies, playing golf, going skiing. 868 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:14,037 It's just, just so great! 869 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:17,503 No wonder you want to get home. 870 00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:19,877 Yeah. 871 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:23,930 Well, I guess tomorrow we'll both get what we want. 872 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:29,140 - Good night. - Good night, Roddy. 873 00:52:32,191 --> 00:52:33,523 Good night. 874 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:35,812 Good night. 875 00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:39,232 - Good night. - Good night. 876 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:43,316 - Good night. - Good night, Roddy. 877 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,694 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 878 00:52:45,788 --> 00:52:47,745 Aah! 879 00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:51,161 Eee! 880 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:07,599 Aah! 881 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,768 Wakey-wakey! 882 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,685 We're getting close to Kensington. 883 00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:14,560 Tie down anything loose. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. 884 00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:16,562 Aye, aye, Captain. 885 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:29,947 Ah, thank you. 886 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,622 - You're welcome. - Ah! 887 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,120 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 888 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,210 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 889 00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:35,577 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 890 00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,084 Who invited you onboard? 891 00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:39,914 Hop it. Hop it! 892 00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:41,465 Ah... 893 00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:44,966 The English little girly, she's so aggressive. 894 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,388 Le Frog. 895 00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:51,100 I like a woman with a little fire. 896 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:57,641 You're going to pay for that, my little chocolate croissant! 897 00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,685 But first, a word from our sponsor. 898 00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:02,987 Marcel? 899 00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:17,414 Aha... 900 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,416 Oh, I should have known. 901 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:22,999 Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir. 902 00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:26,840 Now then, Rita, hand it over. 903 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:29,422 Hand what over? 904 00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:32,884 This dance of deception must end. 905 00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:35,891 Return what you have stolen from me. 906 00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:37,847 Enough dancing! 907 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:40,775 I don't have it anymore. It was a fake anyway. 908 00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:42,568 What? 909 00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:44,361 Oh, the ruby. 910 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:52,695 He's cuckoo, but family. 911 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:55,282 Oh, this is rich. 912 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,867 The ruby was a pretty thing. 913 00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:01,420 Stop that. 914 00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:05,672 But nothing when compared to the master cable. 915 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,798 The master what? 916 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,299 The cab... 917 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,297 Turn. 918 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:16,970 The cable! The one you're now wearing as a belt. 919 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,848 - Well, if that's all he wants... - Hang on. 920 00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:21,729 What do you want it for anyway? 921 00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:25,779 Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon. 922 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:29,574 The World Cup Final? 923 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,743 Okay, okay, cousin, take a breath. 924 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:32,829 Leave it to me. 925 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:34,578 We'll get your cable, kill the rodents, 926 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:37,999 and then me and my team can settle down to a decent breakfast. 927 00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:41,578 Okay, men, to action! 928 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,163 We surrender! 929 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:46,882 No, not that one, you idiots! The kung fu thing! 930 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,426 Ohh... 931 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,423 I've got a plan. 932 00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,437 Go for it. 933 00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:00,764 Fly at twelve o'clock! 934 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,269 - Huh? - Oh, bother. 935 00:56:06,572 --> 00:56:08,359 Fools! Grab them! 936 00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:16,203 Le Frog! No! Get that cable! 937 00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:17,531 Oh, mon Dieu! 938 00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:20,367 You rats, this is not over yet! 939 00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:24,162 Roddy! The rapids! 940 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:28,132 Oh, no! 941 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,931 En garde! Hee-hee. 942 00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:40,933 Hey! 943 00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:43,231 Rita? We're going over! 944 00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:45,149 Well, do something! 945 00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:49,979 No! 946 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,321 Whoa. 947 00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:57,487 No, no, no, no! 948 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,007 Gotcha! 949 00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,760 Au revoir, ma cherie! 950 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,058 Take your flippers off me! 951 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:23,930 I have triumphed! 952 00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:25,560 You stupid English, 953 00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:29,235 with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish, 954 00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:31,938 you thought you could defeat Le Frog? 955 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:33,739 Un... 956 00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,111 ...deux... 957 00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:41,323 trois! 958 00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:47,248 Nibble for your life! 959 00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:57,714 My belt, I think. 960 00:57:57,808 --> 00:58:01,347 You rodents! 961 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:06,139 Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate. 962 00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:12,653 Whoa! 963 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,857 Whee! 964 00:58:19,246 --> 00:58:21,329 We're okay, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay. 965 00:58:21,415 --> 00:58:23,452 Try opening your eyes! 966 00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:28,874 Hold up, hold up. We're over Kensington! 967 00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:33,675 Yeah, only a terrifying 900-foot drop between you and a nice comfortable bed. 968 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:37,129 - Where's your house then? - Right, now. Let me see... 969 00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:41,341 Uh, Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate, Kensington High Street. 970 00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:42,926 Try and go left. 971 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,854 That's it. Now go right. Yeah. 972 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:47,472 Oh, this is gonna be tricky. 973 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:50,559 Oh, yeah, and everything else has been a piece of cake. 974 00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:52,234 All right, here we go. 975 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:56,856 Uh, 45, 47, 49... 976 00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:59,025 now! 977 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,163 Ow. 978 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:11,542 Well, I've had softer landings. 979 00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:20,047 We did it. I'm home. 980 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:25,097 The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives! Ha ha! 981 00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:27,850 - Yep. - Oh... Rita? 982 00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:34,440 Oh, oh, of course. I'm such an idiot. Oh, the Dodger. 983 00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:36,065 Wasn't your fault, Rod. 984 00:59:37,282 --> 00:59:39,239 Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it? 985 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,693 Oh, Rita, I am so sorry. 986 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:46,789 But I think I might be able to cheer you up. 987 00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:53,129 Ta-da! As promised, the Kensington jewels. 988 00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:56,090 A genuine star-cut ruby. 989 00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:59,009 It's just beautiful! 990 00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:01,338 And the best part? 991 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:02,592 Unbreakable. 992 01:00:07,312 --> 01:00:09,019 I don't know what to say. 993 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:12,520 You think it will be enough? I mean, to take care of your family? 994 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:18,776 And maybe this could be the Jammy Dodger Mark Il. 995 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:28,114 Well... 996 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,250 I suppose this is it. 997 01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:34,878 Thank you... for the lift. 998 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,043 You're welcome. 999 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:40,968 - Roddy? - Yes. 1000 01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:44,889 I don't suppose you'd have time to give me a quick tour? 1001 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,011 Of course. 1002 01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:48,309 I'd love to meet your family. 1003 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,145 Ah... 1004 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:54,061 Hello? 1005 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:56,768 Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home? 1006 01:00:57,112 --> 01:01:00,230 Wouldn't you know it? Just when you need 'em, all out, every one of them. 1007 01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,235 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1008 01:01:07,622 --> 01:01:10,205 - What is that? - Oh, that. 1009 01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:12,742 Um... that's my... 1010 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:14,247 That's my master bedroom. 1011 01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:17,296 - It's a cage. - No! No, no, it's not, actually. 1012 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:18,793 Then why the lock and bars? 1013 01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:22,173 Well, it's, that's my, um... home security system. 1014 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,014 So much to see, so little time to see it in. 1015 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,592 - Shall we? - Roddy. 1016 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:33,897 You're all alone up here, aren't you? 1017 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,477 Goal! 1018 01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:41,358 - Who's that? - Um... 1019 01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:44,949 That would be... my brother! 1020 01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:47,527 Wow, what a game! I can't believe it! 1021 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:50,785 He shoots! He scores! Back of the net! Group hug. 1022 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:56,289 - Oh, hello. - Rita, this is, uh... Rupert. 1023 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,792 - What? - Rupert, this is Rita. 1024 01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:02,546 She's been so looking forward to meeting my brother. 1025 01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:03,672 Uh... 1026 01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:06,505 Obviously, there's not a huge family resemblance. 1027 01:02:06,598 --> 01:02:08,464 I rather got the brains and... 1028 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:12,893 Well, actually, I got the looks too, but we're very close, aren't we, Rupert? 1029 01:02:13,688 --> 01:02:16,021 Well, how time flies when you're having fun! 1030 01:02:16,107 --> 01:02:18,099 Still, on with the tour, shall we? 1031 01:02:18,193 --> 01:02:20,560 - Hello, Sid. - Hello, Rita. 1032 01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:24,689 - How's your dad? - Better, yeah. Thanks for asking. 1033 01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:27,491 Rupert? 1034 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,991 What was that all about? Come here, you poor little thing. 1035 01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:35,200 Look at his little face. You ever seen anything so pathetic? 1036 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:38,331 Brothers? 1037 01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:41,380 All Mr. Lonely has got is a couple of dolls 1038 01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:44,254 and a little wheel to run around in his cage. 1039 01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:46,552 Oh, this is too sweet! 1040 01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:50,222 What a loo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ser! 1041 01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:57,058 Oh... It's okay, Roddy. 1042 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,600 Okay? 1043 01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:05,029 Look at this place, Rita. Look at my home. It's a palace! 1044 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,529 I can do whatever I want whenever I want to. 1045 01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:11,361 I mean, I'd say that's a little more than okay, wouldn't you? 1046 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:15,039 I mean, what do I need a family for? What do I need friends for? 1047 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,376 I'm sorry, but if you have everything you need, then... 1048 01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:21,336 I really have to get going. 1049 01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:24,507 I have a serious infestation to deal with. 1050 01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:29,299 I'll say goodbye, then... 1051 01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:32,593 Roddy St. James... 1052 01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:34,683 of Kensington. 1053 01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:10,594 ♪ Lonely ♪ 1054 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,548 ♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪ 1055 01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:16,258 ♪ I have nobody ♪ 1056 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:19,266 ♪ For my own ♪ 1057 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:25,943 Only ten minutes left till halftime. 1058 01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:27,691 What an amazing match this has been... 1059 01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:30,273 Come on, England! Oh, this is fantastic! 1060 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:33,860 A rare attack here by Germany, but it comes to very little. 1061 01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:38,615 Come here, bro! Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy. 1062 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:42,918 Here, have a cheese puff. 1063 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,580 Have another. 1064 01:04:46,925 --> 01:04:48,086 Here you go. 1065 01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,463 No! Duh. You're supposed to eat them. 1066 01:04:50,804 --> 01:04:52,796 Move... over. 1067 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:55,256 - What? - Move over! 1068 01:04:56,893 --> 01:05:00,637 I'll take some of that. 1069 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:04,724 Word of advice, mate. Take it easy with the drink, seriously, 1070 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,730 or you'll never make it till halftime. 1071 01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:10,647 What did you say? 1072 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,231 Oh, the bathroom. 1073 01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:14,567 I'm waiting till halftime. 1074 01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,493 I don't want to miss any of the game. 1075 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:19,947 Halftime. He's waiting till halftime! 1076 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:23,121 Those floodgates won't hold forever, you know! 1077 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,378 No! Not the master cable! 1078 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,672 What do you want it for anyway? 1079 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:32,718 Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon. 1080 01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:37,761 Half... time. 1081 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:42,519 Half... time. 1082 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:44,972 Of course. That's The Toad's plan! 1083 01:05:45,066 --> 01:05:46,523 That's why he needs the cable! 1084 01:05:46,609 --> 01:05:49,852 When everyone goes to the toilet, the whole city will be flushed away! 1085 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,733 - Come with me. - Wha... No! 1086 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,655 But what about the game? 1087 01:05:53,741 --> 01:05:55,403 And what a game it is! 1088 01:05:55,493 --> 01:05:58,861 Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers, the big center. 1089 01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:00,992 Can you see all right, Fergus? 1090 01:06:01,082 --> 01:06:02,368 Yes, thanks, Mum. 1091 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,700 Where's your helmets? 1092 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,204 Which one's the quarterback? 1093 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,877 Pick up the ball! Pick up the ball! 1094 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:10,252 Oh, these Brits don't know the first thing about football. 1095 01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:15,845 Enjoy your last moments, you egregious vermin. 1096 01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,722 I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita! 1097 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:21,767 Get off me, you lab reject! 1098 01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:23,435 Ha! You missed. 1099 01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:27,139 Ow. 1100 01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:31,944 Ah, Rita. It's so good of you to return the cable. 1101 01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:34,480 Bonjour. 1102 01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,156 Hey! 1103 01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:40,278 At last! It's mine! 1104 01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:48,540 Just take it. 1105 01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:54,049 Let there be light! 1106 01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:06,307 Please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there! 1107 01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,855 I've gone soft! 1108 01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:11,605 Sid, I want you to flush me. I'm going back. 1109 01:07:11,694 --> 01:07:14,027 - Back? - Rita's in terrible danger. 1110 01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:15,900 Everyone's in terrible danger! 1111 01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:17,822 Now, you like it here, don't you? 1112 01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:21,198 Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much. 1113 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,449 And if I leave you, will you be good to Tabitha, 1114 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:24,850 the little girl that looks after me? 1115 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:29,289 I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy. And I will be the best pet ever! 1116 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,086 Then the place is all yours. 1117 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:32,754 - Sweet! - Right. 1118 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,878 Let's get the bubbles going. I've got a big job to do down there. 1119 01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:37,881 Right away, sir! 1120 01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,220 So long, Sid. 1121 01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:44,300 So long, Rodnick Saint Something of Someplace or other. 1122 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:47,558 Geronimo! 1123 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:52,900 And, Io, a chosen one shall come down from above, 1124 01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:56,400 and he shall be our savoir from the Great Flood! 1125 01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:00,649 I'm terribly sorry. 1126 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:03,736 Just two minutes left till halftime! Incredible! 1127 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:06,038 - It's a fantasy start for England. - Rita! 1128 01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:08,582 England leads Germany by three goals to one. 1129 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:10,268 - What an amazing game... - Rita! 1130 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,581 ...this is turning out to be! 1131 01:08:11,963 --> 01:08:15,502 The grand opening. 1132 01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:25,925 And the referee again has to bring play to a halt. 1133 01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:27,976 Rita! 1134 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:31,188 Fans for the fans! Get your England fans here. 1135 01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:33,186 Pied Piper lures thousands to their death! 1136 01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:34,312 Read all about it. 1137 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,359 Balloons! 1138 01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:44,864 Rita! 1139 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,787 - Rita! - Roddy! 1140 01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:52,869 I'm so sorry. I've been such a fool. 1141 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:55,079 You were right about me, about everything. 1142 01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:58,211 I should've admitted that. I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore. 1143 01:08:58,301 --> 01:09:01,544 Do you think we can talk about this after you've rescued me? 1144 01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:04,472 Of course. There's no time. When that whistle blows 1145 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:07,721 and everyone Up Top goes to the toilet, it's gonna flush away the whole city. 1146 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:10,348 I know. And my family are all down there. 1147 01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:11,724 We've got to warn everyone. 1148 01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:13,146 Stop them! 1149 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,902 Oh, dear. 1150 01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:31,122 Whoa! Whitey! 1151 01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:34,293 I saw an opportunity and I seized it. 1152 01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:39,586 So you thought you could make a fool of The Toad, eh? 1153 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,718 You don't need us for that. 1154 01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:47,094 Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? 1155 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,266 Well, I'll be the one laughing 1156 01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:53,847 when every last revolting rat is flushed away! 1157 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:57,354 For I shall repopulate the city... 1158 01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:02,439 with these! 1159 01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:05,532 - Eww! - Nasty. 1160 01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:09,612 - Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, Dad? - Anything for you, my little man. 1161 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:10,992 - Can I have a pony? - No. 1162 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:12,618 - A puppy? - We'll talk about it. 1163 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,041 - Can we talk about it now? - No. 1164 01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:16,460 - Can I have a puppy? - Me too. 1165 01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:19,789 No, you can't all have puppies! Please! Daddy's working! 1166 01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:22,295 We need to get downstairs and pull out that cable. 1167 01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:24,877 How? It's impossible. 1168 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:29,640 England is winning. Anything's possible. 1169 01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:32,389 Help! 1170 01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:34,640 Turn it off, Whitey! 1171 01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:36,097 - No! - Huh? 1172 01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:37,543 - Come on! - They're getting away! 1173 01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,894 Oh. Hi, boss. 1174 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:46,440 Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help! 1175 01:10:46,534 --> 01:10:48,571 I'm coming, Spike! 1176 01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,494 You fools! Grab them! 1177 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:55,495 Top floor, lingerie, housewares, and certain doom! 1178 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:12,383 Do I have to do everything myself? 1179 01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:22,063 There goes the whistle for halftime! 1180 01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:24,736 We're gonna take a break, but we'll be back in a few minutes. 1181 01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:29,237 You're too late to do anything! You and your kind are finished! 1182 01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:33,536 Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us then, you warty windbag. 1183 01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:41,795 Oh, no! 1184 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,974 The gate. Back this way! Come on! 1185 01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:01,143 Rita! 1186 01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:03,647 If I'm going, you're both coming with me! 1187 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,978 Just go, Roddy! 1188 01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:13,948 That's it. 1189 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:15,779 Roddy! 1190 01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:16,909 Stop moving! 1191 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:19,582 Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag! 1192 01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:22,419 Roddy, look out! 1193 01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,172 - Yes! - Ah! 1194 01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:38,218 Le Frog! 1195 01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:41,976 Oh. 1196 01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:44,357 Let's finish this. 1197 01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:46,025 Yeah, let me go! 1198 01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:48,354 Goodbye, rat! 1199 01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,780 Rita! 1200 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,403 Hmm? 1201 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:01,284 - Feeling a little tongue-tied? - Impossible! 1202 01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:04,791 - Toodle-oo. - No! 1203 01:13:12,138 --> 01:13:15,176 - Wave! Wave! - England! 1204 01:13:15,266 --> 01:13:17,804 No, giant wave! 1205 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,392 Please work. Please work. Please work! 1206 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:48,705 High five! 1207 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:50,419 Oh, yeah. 1208 01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:56,509 Look! It's Roddy and Rita! 1209 01:13:56,599 --> 01:13:57,931 Good on you, girl! 1210 01:13:58,017 --> 01:14:00,680 Hooray for Millicent Bystander! 1211 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,136 Millicent! 1212 01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:06,064 Millicent! Millicent! Millicent! 1213 01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:08,312 You're a hero, Roddy. 1214 01:14:08,986 --> 01:14:11,194 Big deal. 1215 01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:16,153 You wretched vermin! 1216 01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:18,075 I'll make you pay for this! 1217 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:20,279 Ah, give it a rest, cousin. 1218 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:22,656 And get your kids a puppy. 1219 01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:26,877 Rita... 1220 01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:32,633 I was wondering, if you do build a Jammy Dodger Mark Il, you, um... 1221 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:37,425 you wouldn't happen to need a first mate, would you? 1222 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:46,472 ♪ Left a good job in the city ♪ 1223 01:14:48,109 --> 01:14:52,649 ♪ Workin' for the man Every night and day ♪ 1224 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:54,230 ♪ Rollin' ♪ 1225 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:57,282 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 1226 01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,952 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 1227 01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:04,698 Okay. 1228 01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:12,672 Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze! 1229 01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:19,300 All right, chaps. 1230 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:22,432 ♪ Big wheel keep on turnin' ♪ 1231 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:25,352 ♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin' ♪ 1232 01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:28,181 ♪ Rollin', rollin' ♪ 1233 01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:30,106 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 1234 01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:38,992 ♪ All right ♪ 1235 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,414 Oh, I love a happy ending. 1236 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:50,540 Oh, you've gone soft! I like unhappy endings, with lots of violence. 1237 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:57,338 Are you... are you happy now, Spike? 1238 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,256 Woo-hoo! 1239 01:16:03,684 --> 01:16:06,142 - Shall we? - Go for it. 1240 01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:07,969 ♪ Big wheel keep on turnin' ♪ 1241 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,064 ♪ Turnin' ♪ 1242 01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,063 ♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin' ♪ 1243 01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:12,067 ♪ Burnin' ♪ 1244 01:16:12,069 --> 01:16:14,481 ♪ Rollin', rollin' ♪ 1245 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,562 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 1246 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:19,986 ♪ Rollin', rollin' ♪ 1247 01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,739 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 1248 01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:29,992 - Where are we going? - I have no idea. 1249 01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:32,920 But we're gonna get there really fast! 1250 01:16:33,464 --> 01:16:35,956 I'm coming, Mr. Jones! I'm coming! 1251 01:16:49,271 --> 01:16:51,934 Ah, this is the life, eh? 1252 01:16:52,024 --> 01:16:53,981 Roddy, I'm home! 1253 01:16:54,068 --> 01:16:55,855 And I've brought you a new friend! 1254 01:16:59,323 --> 01:17:01,736 ♪ What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1255 01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:06,946 ♪ What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1256 01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:12,538 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers ♪ 1257 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:16,588 ♪ And lots of hours to spend with you ♪ 1258 01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:21,419 ♪ So go and powder your cute Little pussycat nose ♪ 1259 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:26,507 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I love you ♪ 1260 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,389 ♪ Yes, I do ♪ 1261 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:33,187 ♪ You and your pussycat nose ♪ 1262 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,440 ♪ What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1263 01:17:38,529 --> 01:17:43,490 ♪ What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1264 01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:49,409 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat You're so thrilling ♪ 1265 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:53,492 ♪ And I'm so willing to care for you ♪ 1266 01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:58,581 ♪ So go and make up your Big little pussycat eyes ♪ 1267 01:17:59,633 --> 01:18:03,502 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I love you ♪ 1268 01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:06,054 ♪ Yes, I do ♪ 1269 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:10,304 ♪ You and your pussycat eyes ♪ 1270 01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:15,480 ♪ What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1271 01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:20,652 ♪ What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1272 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:26,532 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat, you're delicious ♪ 1273 01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:30,659 ♪ And if my wishes can all come true ♪ 1274 01:18:30,748 --> 01:18:35,459 ♪ I'll soon be kissing your Sweet little pussycat lips ♪ 1275 01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:40,626 ♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I love you ♪ 1276 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,582 ♪ Yes, I do ♪ 1277 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:48,342 - ♪ You and your pussycat lips ♪ - ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 1278 01:18:48,432 --> 01:18:51,891 - ♪ You and your pussycat eyes ♪ - ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 1279 01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:55,432 ♪ You and your pussycat ♪ 1280 01:18:56,273 --> 01:18:59,391 ♪ Nose ♪ 1281 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,820 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1282 01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:06,148 ♪ Uhm hmm hm hm ♪ 1283 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:09,155 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta take it from me ♪ 1284 01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:10,452 ♪ It's a wonderful night ♪ 1285 01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:12,244 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1286 01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:15,039 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta shake it for me ♪ 1287 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,582 ♪ It's a wonderful night ♪ 1288 01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:18,080 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1289 01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:21,004 ♪ It's a wonderful night Everybody can see ♪ 1290 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:22,456 ♪ It's a wonderful night ♪ 1291 01:19:22,549 --> 01:19:24,085 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1292 01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:27,010 ♪ It's a wonderful night Go ahead and release ♪ 1293 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:28,553 ♪ It's a wonderful night ♪ 1294 01:19:28,639 --> 01:19:30,096 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1295 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:32,515 ♪ You know the music Search engine need a tune-up ♪ 1296 01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:35,765 ♪ Soon as they out the gate They all a wanna hear da corner, uh-huh ♪ 1297 01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:38,688 ♪ Feel the connectedness energy Disprojected the weighted ♪ 1298 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:40,481 ♪ The whole collective consciousness ♪ 1299 01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:43,310 ♪ Arise like helium up Groovin' out of the question ♪ 1300 01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:44,770 ♪ Won't disrespect him, but ♪ 1301 01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:47,856 ♪ Our styles Posh Like Dave Beckham c'mon ♪ 1302 01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:51,114 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta take it from me ♪ 1303 01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:52,444 ♪ It's a wonderful night ♪ 1304 01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,154 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1305 01:19:54,248 --> 01:19:57,116 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta shake it for me ♪ 1306 01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:58,541 ♪ It's a wonderful night ♪ 1307 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:00,539 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1308 01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:07,629 ♪ That the spot will get hot ♪ 1309 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:09,086 ♪ That it's ready to pop ♪ 1310 01:20:09,179 --> 01:20:10,511 ♪ Don't even look at the clock ♪ 1311 01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:12,054 ♪ All of your problems forgotten ♪ 1312 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:13,598 ♪ It's time to rock till you drop ♪ 1313 01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:15,050 ♪ Feel the force and just flock ♪ 1314 01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:18,057 ♪ To the epicenter Of the party's bass tremors, c'mon ♪ 1315 01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:20,935 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta take it from me ♪ 1316 01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:22,561 ♪ It's a wonderful night ♪ 1317 01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:24,233 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1318 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:27,154 ♪ It's a wonderful night You've gotta shake it for me ♪ 1319 01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:28,571 ♪ It's a wonderful night ♪ 1320 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,239 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1321 01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:31,567 ♪ It's a wonderful night ♪ 1322 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:33,572 ♪ Come on and break it on down ♪ 1323 01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,744 Woo-hoo! 1324 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:40,791 Whee! 1325 01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:30,877 [gentle music playing 1326 01:21:57,913 --> 01:22:00,747 Woo-hoo! 1327 01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:24,432 ♪ Land of hope and glory ♪ 1328 01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:29,183 ♪ Mother of the free ♪ 1329 01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:35,311 ♪ How shall we extol thee ♪ 1330 01:24:35,404 --> 01:24:38,863 ♪ Who are born of thee? ♪ 1331 01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:49,199 ♪ How shall we extol thee ♪ 1332 01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:52,957 ♪ Who are born ♪ 1333 01:24:53,046 --> 01:24:57,165 ♪ Of thee? ♪ 1334 01:24:58,305 --> 01:25:04,712 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 96251