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[ Techno music plays ]
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Woman: Take it off!
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Oh, ladies, get a look at
that banana hammock!
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Truly the sleepiest banana
in the biz.
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Let's wake it up.
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I'm talking about boneeeeers,
ladies!
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How many times
do I have to say this?
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Stripping isn't about
taking off your clothes.
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It's about...
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All: "Making a connection."
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If you want to do this
for decades,
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you can't just
knick-knack-paddywhack
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show a girl your bone.
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Woman: [ Shouting ]
Show us your whole penis!
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Trust me.
You got to work the craft.
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Turn ladies on,
but make 'em feel safe.
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Could you
sew this for me.
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[ Laughing ] Whoop.
Okay, Todd. Put it away!
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Just leave it
by my station.
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Jesse, could youcover my shift Tuesday?
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Of course.
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I'll take all the stage time
I can get
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before the
World Series of Strip.
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Oh. You're gonna
compete in that?
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Yep. If I win,
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I'll finally have enough money
to open my club --
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Gentleman Jesse's, where exoticdancing can be what it once was,
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an art form.
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Not stripping,
but a place for...
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chivalric cabaret.
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Deejay: If all y'all ladies
like them big dicks,
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let me hear you scream!
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[ Women cheering ]That's my cue!
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Next up, a nice man who
helps out a lot around here.
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Bear with us, ladies,
for...Jesse.
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Why does he always
say that?
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[ Women cheering ]
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[ Low-tempo music plays ]
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Woman:
Whoo! Take something off!
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[ Fading cheers ]
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♪♪
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Show me that disco stick,
cowboy.
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How about I show you
my soul?
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Woman:
I'm getting less horny!
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[ Booing ][ Grunts ]
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Chivalric cabaret!
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I'm okay.
The dance will resume.
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Just need to catch my breath.
[ Coughs ]
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Oop, oh, that's a piece of
my spine, alright.
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♪♪
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I got to go.
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[ Grunting ]
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Got it.
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What are you doing
in my alcove?
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Dug up the old
NordicTrack.
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Getting back into
fighting shape.
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[ Banging ]
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Well, so much for that.
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But don't leave it
in my alcove.
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This is the only private space
in my viciously public life.
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[ Slurred ] You brokemy NordicTrack!
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Hey, everyone.What happened?
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Well, looks like
ol' Jesse's paralyzed.
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Oh, Jesse?
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So now
your stripper character,
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who won't take off his clothes,won't walk either?
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Can't walk,
Steve.
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Ooh.
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You should take him outin a field and shoot him.
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I'd put on shoes
to see that.
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Where was all this enthusiasm
when Jesse
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[sniffles]
could still dance?
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No matter.
Jesse's used to
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having the world
against him.
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That's why I'll never
give up on him
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or his dream of opening
his own club.
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Oh! You couldclub him to death!
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Uh, no.
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Instead, I'm applying for
a business loan.
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Just need my blueprints,
a ride in a van,
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and one of you to carry
my wheelchair ramp.
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A van, you say?
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[ Chuckles ]
We've got
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just the person
to help you out.
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Yeah.
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What these guysare saying.
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[ Whispering ]You're not throwing me
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under the bus,
are you?
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[ Quietly ]
No, Jeff.
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Oh, Jeff. Good!
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Yeah, screw Jeff.
Who likes Jeff?
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Mom.
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Do you like the outside ofthings or the inside of things?
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I like insides.
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Well, then,do I have a treat for you.
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I need 18 grand
for an exotic dance club.
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Strip clubsare great investments.
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It's called
Gentleman Jesse's,
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and it will be a place
with only classic stripping.
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Clothes stay on.
But it's so much more.
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Picture it -- Florida.
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You're in Port St. Lucie
for Mets spring training.
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You leave a game,
you're cruising the boardwalk
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feeling good,
eating smoked fish dip,
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but where are you going
for male dancing? Nowhere.
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Did you say
"clothes stay on"?
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And how!
There's dancing, singing,
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dinner done tableside.
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Steak Dianes for $5.99,
the way it should be.
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[ Loud thud ][ Gasps ]
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Free valet.Antique phones everywhere,
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inspired by the old phone cafes
of yesteryear.
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We have a summer movie series
on the rooftop.
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Apartments upstairs
where guys can board
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until they get settled!
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Normally there would be
music here.
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What I'm saying is...
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the word "strip" comes from
"stropen -- to plunder."
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And we've plundered
our innocence.
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But Gentleman Jesse's is a placewe ache to go back to,
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a place where we know we're
loved, a place to call yours.
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Are you talking aboutchivalric cabaret?
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Why, they warn us
against that
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on the first day of
banker school!
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Get out!
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Dolores!Send in my next appointment!
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It better be good!
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Clear out.
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I want to open a gym.
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Oh, yeah!
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The big bills, Dolores.
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The big bills!
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♪♪
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Hey, Steve.
Aah!
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Why are you in here?
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Were you going throughmy stuff?
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A bit, but mainly I'm here
about my alcove.
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My space is totally
disrespected.
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Now, I found an unused doghouse
in the woods,
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and [inhales]
would you grant me
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a small plot in your room
where I can put it?
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Ugh, I don't know, Klaus.
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Please?
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, okay, fine.
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Really?!
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Yeah.Put it in the corner.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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Jurgen, he said yes!
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Jurgen: Yeah!
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[ Back-up alarm beeping ]
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This dog house
is made of plastic.
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Why did Jurgen have touse that crane?
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Look, I can literally lift itwith one hand.
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I'm sorry that didn't
go well, Jesse.
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I can't dance.
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I don't have the money
to open my club.
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And that man
laughed at me.
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They say no one can make you
feel inferior
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without your consent.
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Well, I consent!
I consent!
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And now this?
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[ Cocks gun ]
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
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I can fix it.
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Better keep
a few feet back
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while the car is jacked up,
to be safe.
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How chivalrous of you.
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I'll just keep this up herein case something goes wrong.
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[ Sensual music plays ]
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Don't want to get oil
on my hands.
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♪♪
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Moans ]
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♪♪
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[ Moans ]
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♪♪
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What talent.
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He can be my protégé.
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He can dance atthe World Series of Strip.
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He can win
the prize money.
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He can give the moneyto me!
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I know how I'm gonnaopen the club!
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How?
Through you!
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You'll be the one to helpbring my dream to life.
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You want me to help you
with your dream?
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I'd be so honored!
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[ Screams ]Oh, my God!
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I forgot I was holding
that thing!
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, that was intense.
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[ Chuckles ]Caught me off guard.
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Whew.
Okay, okay.
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It's okay.
We're okay.
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Bring it in, buddy.
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Okay,now fix the tire again.
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[ Women cheering ]
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Well, Jeff,
a lot's happened
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since that
bank parking lot.
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You began learningmy classical stripping form.
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We picked 10 amateur events
to compete in
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so we can qualify forthe World Series of Strip,
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and Linda Memari
passed away.
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Deejay:
You ladies ready for more men?!
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[ Women cheering ]Okay, Jeff,this is the first step
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toward winning the money to open
Gentlemen Jesse's.
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Just go out and make a...
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Connection.
Yes.
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You ready?
Connection.
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You are in the zone
right now!
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Confection.
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Huh? What?
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Next up...Jeff!
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[ Applause ]
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[ The Moody Blues'
"Nights in White Satin" plays ]
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♪♪
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♪ Nights in white satin
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He's connecting!
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Now I understand what he meant
when he said "confection."
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A sweet connection.
The kid's a natural!
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Is he too good?
Is he outshining me?
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Do I need to take him down?
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[ Cocks gun ]
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No. He's the one.
[ Uncocks gun ]
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The one to make
chivalric cabaret huge again.
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And these Oklahoma women
in denim shorts
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are the perfect audience.
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[ Women booing, hissing ]
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Did I
do something wrong?
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No, Jeff. Ramp.
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It's these times
we live in.
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Men used to lie on their bonerstill they went away.
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Now they'repointing them around,
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giving directions
with them.
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So you're saying I should
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take off all my clothes
like the other guys.
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Huh? No, I'm saying we shouldtrust the process.
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We make a few tweaks,lean more on the glove work,
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and people will
catch on soon.
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[ Women booing, hissing ]Perverts! Ramp.
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[ Women booing, hissing ]Hicks! Ramp.
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You no-good, mouth-breathing --
ramp, Jeff!
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Ramp!
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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He did what?!
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Bro, friends don't do thingslike that.
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[ Sighs ]
He's toxic.
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You should cut him
out of your life.
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Alright.
Talk later, Toshi.
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Boy, what a day.
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Yeah, listen, I got a chapter
of pre-calc left, so --
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I hear that.
I'm just gonna
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do a spliff
and play Rock Band.
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I'll put the headphones onso you won't hear a thing.
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[ Lighter flicks, paper burns ]
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[ Moaning ]
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The vector "r" has magnitude
"5", and direction angle --
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[ Tapping ]
Klaus?
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[ Sighs ] The vector "r"
has magnitude --
260
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,048
One and two
and one and two.
261
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,354
Klaus?
Three and one,
again, again --
262
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,660
Klaus, please!
263
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,793
[ Scatting ]
Klaus?!
264
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:23,013
For the love of God,
will you shut up?!
265
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,581
Steve, please.I need to concentrate.
266
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,150
I'm trying to play"Hot For Teacher" on expert.
267
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:31,326
[ Lighter flicks, paper burns ]
268
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,808
[ Moaning ]
269
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:35,809
[ Smoke detector beeps ]
270
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:39,247
♪♪
271
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,249
Should I have told Haleyabout this?
272
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,294
What?
Sorry, I -- I just --
273
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,906
I just had, like,
the most incredible idea
274
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,603
for Gentleman Jesse's.What is it?
275
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,824
I'm thinking the name
should have two J's.
276
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:51,955
I could see that!
277
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:55,306
And what if the sign had,like, a dolphin on it?
278
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,700
Oh, my God,
that's perfect.
279
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,528
Really? You think so?
280
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,706
That looks amazing!It should.
281
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,838
It's the finished design.
282
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,536
Building on that,I have another idea.
283
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:12,280
What if we threw a few actualstripper moves in my routine?
284
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,847
You know,so we don't get booed
285
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,806
all the timeand turned down for loans.
286
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,155
Oh, that's a great idea,
Jeff.
287
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,984
We should dumb down
and dirty up our routine.
288
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,507
Oh, and going off that,
289
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:25,597
why don't we just 69 anyone
who buys two drinks?
290
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:28,426
[ Grunting ]
291
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,647
Get over here and flip this
table for me, you sleaze ball!
292
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,518
[ Sighs ]
293
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,607
He's got this vision of
stripping,
294
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,784
but I just don't think
people want to see it.
295
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:41,744
And I know he's paralyzed --
well, 90% sure.
296
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,399
It's tough to tell what's real
with him sometimes.
297
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,835
Hey, schmuck face.
298
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,358
Your credit card
was declined.
299
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:50,753
If you don't come up with somecash quick, you're out of here.
300
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,363
[ Yelps ]
301
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,935
Hold this.
302
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,245
♪ People walk in,and then they walk out ♪
303
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:08,336
♪ Guess that's what motels
are about ♪
304
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,990
[ Loud bass ]
305
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,339
I'd like to
try stripping.
306
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,210
Absolutely.
Right this way.
307
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,647
[ Electronic music plays ]
308
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:16,910
[ Women cheering ]
309
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:24,265
♪♪
310
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,833
[ Women booing ]
311
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,488
[ Women cheering ]
312
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,842
[ Women cheering ]
313
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,845
♪♪
314
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,412
[ Laughter, cheering ]
315
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,851
♪♪
316
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,244
[ Crickets chirping ]
317
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,988
Uh, what --what are you doing in here?
318
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,077
Klaus doesn't let me
smoke inside.
319
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,383
Shoshanna!
320
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,385
Are we gonna
watch this porn or what?
321
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,909
Oh, Steve.
I see you met my girl.
322
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,825
I didn't know you were going tobe having visitors over.
323
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,088
We'll get out of
your hair.
324
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,442
So what do you think
of Steve?
325
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,488
I don't like him.
326
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:20,190
$268 million
Super Lotto winner?
327
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,191
Me?
328
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,019
[ Gasps ]
Oh, thank God!
329
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,542
It was just a dream.
330
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,717
Jeff?
331
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:28,851
[ Women cheering ]
332
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:33,073
♪♪
333
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,553
[ Women chanting "Jeff" ]Jeff?! Jeff?!
334
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:36,859
Jeff?! Jeff?!
335
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:37,991
I'm looking for Jeff!
336
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,644
I hear his name
being chanted.
337
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,255
Maybe he came
for extra rehearsal
338
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,126
and the crowd is finally
starting to understand
339
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,432
what we're trying to do.
340
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,129
[ Gasps ]
341
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:49,132
I want my face
in this guy's --
342
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,526
Taint!
You've tainted yourself!
343
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,093
I thought I was helping.
344
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,659
I got us all this money.
345
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:55,704
Money?!
346
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,662
You thought
this was about money!
347
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:58,925
Money?! Ha!
348
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:02,015
Where is your precious money
now, you hack?!
349
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,016
I am not a hack!
350
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,235
Everything I've donehas been for your idea
351
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,020
that everyone else
thinks is stupid!
352
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,586
Not everyone!
353
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,153
Not...Stan.
354
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:13,156
Stan? Why would you
say him first?!
355
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,158
Doesn't matter.
You don't matter.
356
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:18,118
I'll find a new protégé to win
the World Series of Strip
357
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,033
and open Gentleman Jesse's
myself!
358
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,600
Well, I have
the opposite plan.
359
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,689
I'll win,and I'll keep the money.
360
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,910
You're on! And that's
not exactly the opposite plan!
361
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,956
Well,it's a little different!
362
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,566
I'll show you different!
363
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,915
Pretty different, right?
364
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,351
Yeah.
Exactly.
365
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,266
Next time you want to
call something different,
366
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,269
think about whether
it passes the hat test.
367
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:43,143
You seem so stupid to me
right now.
368
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,499
Welcome tothe World Series of Strip.
369
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:55,155
I just need your name
to check in.
370
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,505
Oops. Butterfingers.[ Chuckles ]
371
00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:01,074
Allow me.
372
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,772
Kermit the Hog.
373
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,905
[ Pops ]
374
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,084
Uh...
375
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:14,435
Oh, so you're not going to
drop the pen for me?
376
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:17,438
Drop it.
377
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:20,006
Allow me.
378
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,010
[ Grunts ]
379
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,228
Hello, Jeffrey.
380
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,013
How awkward for you
catching me
381
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,971
in the middle of seducing
this woman.
382
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,233
Hey, Roger.
383
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,408
Can I help you up?
384
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,758
You wish.
You've been replaced.
385
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,195
I have a new protégé,
386
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,110
ready to perform
and win tonight.
387
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,807
Honestly,
it's been pure magic
388
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:42,071
seeing him soak up my craft
with such passion.
389
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,812
Hey, Jesse,
so I'm gonna quit.
390
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,379
What?!
Nate, why?!
391
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,685
Finally got the callfrom the big show --
392
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,383
Enterprise Rental Car.
393
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,429
Front desk.Greenville, North Carolina.
394
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:57,043
I hope we haven't shaken
your confidence too much.
395
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,567
[ Klaus screaming,
glass breaking ]
396
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,004
Klaus: I feel like you'rejust with me for my house!
397
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,353
I'm 40 years old!
398
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,573
I want a man
who can provide!
399
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,924
Someone call in
a noise complaint?
400
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,144
They think you're a bum!Yes! Right there!
401
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,406
They've been at it
all night long!
402
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,582
So you've been hanging outon their lawn all night?
403
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,889
It's not their lawn,
it's my room!
404
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,065
Aggression!
405
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,068
[ Screams ]
406
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,895
[ Both panting ]
407
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,593
Great instincts.
408
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,987
Let's book him.
409
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,600
♪♪
410
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,255
You got a nice side-to-side,J Dog.
411
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,084
But what I like to do is[grunts loudly]
412
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,607
And then,
[grunts loudly]
413
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,870
And it's fun to dothe [grunts loudly] right?
414
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,828
Roger: What do you mean
I can't complete?!
415
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,308
I don't need to use
the pole!
416
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,180
All I need
to turn a woman on
417
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:50,444
are these two peepersand a bolt of lace!
418
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,622
Okay. Out we go.
419
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,406
[ Scoffs ]
That weirdo's dream
420
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,279
is to open a strip club whereyou don't even show your balls.
421
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,150
We got
way better dreams.
422
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,543
Clint,
say yours.
423
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,197
A Kawasaki.
424
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,287
Yeah!Yeah!
Yeah!
425
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,331
And what's yours,
Brigham?
426
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,203
Oh, just,like, feelin' good
427
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,335
all the timeand never feelin' pain,
428
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,423
never gettin' sad.
429
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,339
Oh, yeah.[ Chuckles ]
Oh, yeah.
430
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,081
Wow, you guys have
amazing dreams.
431
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,648
What's your dream,Jeff?
432
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,692
Mine?
433
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,218
I guess I...
never really had one.
434
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,350
[ Chuckles ]
You should get one.
435
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,004
They're totally
awesome.
436
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,788
Kawasaki!
437
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,313
[ Imitating motorcycles ]
438
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,531
Vrooom!
439
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,882
Let's hear it for
the mysterious sexy mouse!
440
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,537
[ Cheers and applause ]Who is it?!
Why is he doing this?!
441
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,323
Next up,
let's hear it for Jeff!
442
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,194
[ Cheers and applause ]
443
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,717
[ Sultry techno plays ]
444
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,111
Boo! Boo!
445
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:52,245
Sir, you have to show thesebig-dicked dancers some respect.
446
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,596
Why? They never showed me
any respect!
447
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,511
Boo! Boo!
448
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,121
That's it.
You're out of here.
449
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,688
[ Whines ]
450
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:05,040
♪♪
451
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,042
Deejay: Hmm,
off to a slow start.
452
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,525
Could be a little delaaayed
gratifica-tionnn.
453
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:15,485
Maybe I do have a dream.
Jesse's dream.
454
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:19,402
♪ I've seen you shine
so bright ♪
455
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,491
What?
456
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:25,843
♪ Mm-hmm What's this?
457
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,195
I feel so seduced,
yet so...safe.
458
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,371
♪ I've never seen so many menask you if you wanted to dance ♪
459
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,633
Woman: Let's go,
take something off!
460
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,287
I don't think
they like it.
461
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,202
You shouldn't do
this here.♪ Given half a chance
462
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,378
Then let's go
somewhere else.
463
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,642
Connectionnnnn...
464
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:47,213
♪ Or the highlights in your hairthat catch your eyes ♪
465
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:50,172
♪ I have been blind
466
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:54,002
♪ The lady in red
467
00:18:56,265 --> 00:19:00,313
♪ Is dancing with me
468
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,315
♪ Cheek to cheek
469
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:08,103
♪ There's nobody here
470
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,192
Stan! You made it!
471
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,324
No place I'd rather be.
472
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,804
Jesse, I only have
one suggestion.
473
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,546
What's that?Never close this place.
474
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:17,895
Oh, stop!
475
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,201
[ Laughs ] You stop!
476
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,768
You're too much.
477
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,813
No, stop now!
478
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:26,077
You are ruining this!
Just stop it!
479
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:29,907
[ Audience boos ]
480
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,349
Jeff,
what happened back there?
481
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,307
I just wanted to
say thanks.
482
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:41,354
Well, you're welcome, of course,but what for, exactly?
483
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,399
For letting me be
part of your dream.
484
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,445
I've never had one.
485
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,229
And I'd rather
see yours through,
486
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,491
no matter how dumb it is,
487
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,364
and it is dumb,than never dream at all.
488
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,017
That means a lot, Jeff.
489
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,628
Even though it felt like
an insult.
490
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,673
I guess we aren't gettingthat prize money.
491
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,632
Not likely,
but ol' Jesse
492
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,504
might have one
crazy idea left.
493
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,028
And they threw things
and shouted!
494
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:07,510
And that stage most certainly
was not wheelchair accessible,
495
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:08,468
which is a law!
496
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,947
And I want
a buncha money!
497
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,601
I'll give you
50 bucks to piss off.
498
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:15,301
Deal!
Hot dog!
499
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,607
What the hell?
You can walk?
500
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,479
Roger: Hell yeah!
501
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,045
Get the 50 bucks
from that dipshit
502
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,308
and meet me at
"The Golden Girls"
503
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,179
slots by the bottom of
the stairs.
504
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,311
Aah![ Thudding down stairs ]
505
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:29,402
Ooh! Nngh! Ow! Aah!
Ow! Ah! Ahh! Nngh!
506
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,055
[ Groans ]
507
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,406
Oh, God,
I can't walk.
508
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,929
This is for real.
509
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,845
Is that wonderful man
still giving out money?
510
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:41,936
And please tell me you didn't
throw out the ramp.
511
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:49,465
Oh, thank God.
Thank sweet heavenly --
512
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,642
No! No!
513
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,122
You can't take my --Shh.
514
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,429
It's already done,
it's already done.
515
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:59,301
Please, eat.
516
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:02,173
Steve!
I see you've met Gevorg!
517
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,175
Bye-bye! See you soon!
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