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- (people vocalizing)
- ♪ Alls my life I has to fight, nigga ♪
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♪ Alls my life I ♪
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♪ Hard times like, "God!" ♪
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♪ Bad trips like, "Yah!" ♪
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♪ Nazareth, I'm fucked up,
homie, you fucked up ♪
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♪ But if God got us,
then we gonna be all right ♪
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- ♪ Nigga, we gonna be all right... ♪
- Woman: And We Got Y'all offers
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after school tutoring,
mentoring programs,
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community service,
standardized test coaching,
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Big Brother Big Sister,
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and just general filling in the cracks.
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As youth liaison, I can assure
you that whatever it is
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you need to succeed, we got y'all.
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So do y'all have any questions?
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Don't be shy, guys. Fire away.
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Why you talk like a white girl?
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- (kids laugh)
- Ha.
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You caught me. I'm rocking blackface.
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(chuckles)
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(whispers) That's racist.
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Any other questions?
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What's up with your hair?
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I don't know what you mean.
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My cousin can put some tracks in it,
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unless you like it like that.
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You rude. She African.
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(kids laughing)
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We're all from Africa, guys.
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Absolutely. Let's stick to
questions about the program.
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(whispers) Sorry.
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Is this what you always wanted to do?
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Uh, no, but I got this job after college
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and it fit my interest at the time.
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- Are you single?
- Uh, I don't think that's appropriate.
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Yeah, she's single.
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(kids laughing)
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Okay, since you guys are so
interested in my personal life,
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here it is... I'm 28, actually 29,
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'cause today's my birthday.
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I came from a great family,
I have a college degree.
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I work in the nonprofit world
because I like to give back.
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I've been with my boyfriend
for five years,
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and I did this to my hair on purpose.
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So, I hope that covers everything.
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Does anybody actually have any
questions about We Got Y'all?
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- Why ain't you married?
- I'm just not right now.
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My dad said ain't nobody checkin'
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for bitter-ass black women anymore.
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(kids laughing)
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Dayniece, that's detention.
Apologize now.
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(mocking) Sorry.
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That... that's okay. And tell your dad
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that black women aren't bitter.
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They're just tired of being
expected to settle for less.
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Her outfit settled for less.
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(kids laughing)
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♪ Bitch, I'm taking calls,
no small talk ♪
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♪ Bitch, I'm taking calls,
no small talk... ♪
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Woman's voice: My boss
founded a nonprofit
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to help kids from the hood,
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but she didn't hire
anybody from the hood.
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I'm torn between the Booker T. method
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and the DuBois method.
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What would James Baldwin
say is most beneficial
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for people of color?
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In 2016? That's what
you're talking about?
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Woman's voice: I've been here
five years and they think
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I'm the token with all the answers.
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Let's just ask Issa.
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Issa, what's "on fleek"?
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I don't know what that means.
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Issa's voice:
I know what that shit means.
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But being aggressively passive
is what I do best.
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I used to keep a journal to vent.
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Now I just write raps.
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♪ Go, shawty, it's my birthday ♪
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♪ But no one cares because
I'm not having a party ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm feeling sorry
for my... self. ♪
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(chimes)
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(music playing)
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♪ Good runs all through you ♪
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♪ I can't help myself ♪
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- ♪ You found my weakest spot... ♪
- _
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♪ Oh, look, nigga,
guess you're still single ♪
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♪ Couldn't find another bitch
to make your toes tingle ♪
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♪ Hot shit. ♪
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Issa's voice: How different
would my life be
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if I actually went after what I wanted?
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Maybe I'd be more like
my best friend, Molly.
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She's like the Will Smith of corporate.
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So, they want us to be more
environmentally responsible.
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But it's like, seriously,
why do we need trees?
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(all laughing)
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Issa's voice: White people looove Molly.
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Black people also looove Molly.
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Domino, bitch!
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Issa's voice: What am I doing wrong?
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Wait. You got the LaVinci
family to settle?
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- Yep.
- No frickin' way. How?
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I convinced their
youngest son to testify.
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His inheritance was already guaranteed.
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God, that's unbelievable. Please,
please teach me your ways.
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- (phone chimes)
- One day.
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- Oh, is that that Arab guy?
- Yes. He says, "Hey."
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I love it.
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So sweet. What are you gonna write back?
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I think I'm just gonna call him
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'cause, I mean, "hey"
means "I wanna talk," right?
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Yeah, sure, I think it could.
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- (phone chimes)
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What'd he say?
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He... he must be
texting me from a meeting.
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You know, he's a product engineer,
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so he's probably engineering
shit as we speak.
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- Seems like you really like him.
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You know, I do.
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We've only been on three dates,
but he's so different.
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I never thought I'd end up
with someone who wasn't black.
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- You know?
- Totally.
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Me and Jamal are always talking
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about how we're not each other's types,
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but, I don't know, it works.
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(laughs) Girl, Jamal is frontin'.
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Niggas love Asians and Latinas
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and Indians and white
chicks and mixed chicks.
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But you know what, if they
are not checkin' for me,
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I ain't checkin' for them.
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(chimes)
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Jamal said I was his first.
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We were just going with the flow.
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It came out of nowhere,
'cause, personally,
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I thought we were having a good time.
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Wait? Whose idea was it
to go with the flow?
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Oh, it was mutual.
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Mm.
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Okay, bitch, it was his,
but I was cool with it.
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- Was he hairy?
- He was Arab.
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- So, yeah.
- Absolutely.
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And then he was also,
like, calling me every day
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and sending me text messages.
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- Oh, damn.
- Right?
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And then this motherfucker
got the audacity
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to hit me with this bullshit.
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"Sorry. I'm not looking for
a relationship right now.
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Sad face."
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He did not sad face you.
I will slap you right...
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bish... whaat?
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That's my life.
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Can we eat? I'm hungry as fuck, okay?
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Have you ever tried, like, the raw meat?
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Not that raw meat,
but you know what I'm sayin'.
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But, like, the food. (giggles)
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You okay?
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Yeah, girl. You know what,
this is your birthday.
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I don't wanna make this about me. No.
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Girl, stop. What's going on?
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(sighs)
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It's, like, it doesn't
matter what I do, Issa.
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If I'm into them,
then I'm too smothering.
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If I take my time
or try to give them space,
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"Oh, I didn't think you were into me."
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Fine. Sex right away. Lose interest.
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Wait to have sex. Lose interest.
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If I don't have sex at all...
motherfucker, no!
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I'm a grown-ass woman. I did
not sign up for that bullshit.
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I think your pussy's broken.
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- What?
- No, I read about it.
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It's, like, pussies breaking everywhere.
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I think your pussy's sad.
It's had enough.
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And if it could talk, it would
make that sad Marge Simpson groan.
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(groans)
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Yes, that's it! That's your pussy!
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You're an asshole. Fuck you, Issa.
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They're gonna kick us
out this restaurant.
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- Are you ladies ready?
- Uh, no.
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Can you give us, like, two minutes?
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- We're just, you know.
- All right.
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- She not gonna come back for hours.
- Her broke pussy talking.
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Where's the broken pussy?
Choose number four.
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- Thanks for treating me, girl.
- You know I got you.
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Now, why don't you go home and get
you some of that good birthday ass?
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"Yes, Lawrence. How you doin' there?"
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Actually, I'm thinking about
ending things with Lawrence.
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I'm sorry, what was that?
Did you not just see me
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crying tears of singleness in there?
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No, no, no. One of us
is having sex tonight.
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We don't do anything.
Like, there's no excitement.
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It's just too comfortable.
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Okay, wait.
Are you guys fighting or what?
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No, I wish.
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Sometimes I wish he'd just slap the
shit out of me out of angry passion.
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Not really, but kinda.
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So, you're an idiot. That's cool.
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No, seriously. I'm
starting to resent him.
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Like, I spent my entire 20s
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with a dude that I'm not
even gonna end up with.
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Well, I mean, you're still 29.
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You got one more year.
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- Bitch, you're right.
- I know.
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I don't have time
for the bullshit anymore.
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- Wait, what are you saying?
- I'm breaking up with him tonight.
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- Bitch, no you're not.
- Yeah, you're right I'm not.
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- 'Course I'm not.
- I know you.
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- Hey. Happy birthday, babe.
- Thank you.
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Why aren't you dressed?
The show starts at 10:00, right?
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- I bombed the interview.
- Jeez, Lawrence.
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I... I just got nervous,
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and I started saying stuff
that didn't make any sense.
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I didn't talk about anything
I could bring to the table.
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I just spit words out.
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I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
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No, I literally spit on him, all right?
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Then I spilled hot coffee
all over his desk.
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Never mind, then.
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Hey, I'm sorry for
ruining your birthday.
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All right? But can we, you
know, do a Redbox movie
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and just stay in?
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I promise I'll make it up to you.
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Come on, hmm?
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Hmm? Mm-wah! All right, thanks.
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Let me finish watching this video
and then we can go to 7-Eleven.
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Man on TV: You want pecs? You want abs?
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It takes fucking discipline.
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So stop making excuses and do it.
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- Make it happen.
- It's not gonna happen...
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by sittin' on your ass!
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What did you want to rent?
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- You know what, you pick.
- _
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Man: I wish I could come
through that screening
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- pump the fuck out of your lazy ass.
- _
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And these poor, poor children
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need our guidance more than anything.
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They were so intent on not acknowledging
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the burdens that face them every day.
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They focused mostly on Issa's love life,
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which I have to say served
as a great icebreaker.
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(all laugh)
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Ahem, Thomas Jefferson
Middle School statistics
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state that 40% will not
graduate high school
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and 20% will become teen parents.
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(fading) We absolutely
have to intervene.
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(echoing) Educated black women
are highly unlikely to get married
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the more education they have.
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On the bright side, many
black women are work-focused
248
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and find happiness in their careers.
249
00:10:49,746 --> 00:10:53,703
- (heart beating)
- But, then, there is a small percentage
250
00:10:53,704 --> 00:10:56,453
of pathetic women who have neither.
251
00:10:56,454 --> 00:10:57,745
They are purposeless.
252
00:10:57,746 --> 00:10:59,204
You're wrong!
253
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,453
What is she wrong about, Issa?
254
00:11:05,454 --> 00:11:07,453
What do you think we need to do
255
00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:10,495
to help these kids?
256
00:11:10,496 --> 00:11:14,120
Well, stop treating them like
they're all the same, for one.
257
00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:15,870
They already get enough of that.
258
00:11:15,871 --> 00:11:19,453
I think these kids need permission
to explore on their own.
259
00:11:19,454 --> 00:11:22,120
Okay, well, where does
We Got Y'all fit in?
260
00:11:22,121 --> 00:11:23,995
Right, uh...
261
00:11:23,996 --> 00:11:26,245
nothing's gonna change for these kids
262
00:11:26,246 --> 00:11:28,745
if they're stuck
in the same shitty place.
263
00:11:28,746 --> 00:11:31,245
They need to know that there's
more out there for them.
264
00:11:31,246 --> 00:11:33,870
So, as youth liaison,
I want to take the lead
265
00:11:33,871 --> 00:11:36,946
on building a program for the
kids outside of the school.
266
00:11:38,871 --> 00:11:40,453
Great. Work with Frieda.
267
00:11:40,454 --> 00:11:42,620
Have a proposal to me by Monday.
268
00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:44,828
- All right, Ken and Patricia...
- Love it.
269
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,245
...tell me about
San Pedro Middle School.
270
00:11:47,246 --> 00:11:49,495
- Ken: Last year, we had black and white.
- (phone buzzing)
271
00:11:49,496 --> 00:11:52,829
We didn't want to spend
a lot on the brochures, but...
272
00:11:52,853 --> 00:11:54,745
_
273
00:11:54,746 --> 00:11:56,870
- Good job.
- Thanks.
274
00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:59,495
Diane: I just was not expecting it!
275
00:11:59,496 --> 00:12:02,370
I walk in, and, first of
all, he was being shady.
276
00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:04,995
All night I had
no idea what was going on.
277
00:12:04,996 --> 00:12:07,828
- And I go into the house...
- Hey, guys.
278
00:12:07,829 --> 00:12:10,578
What'd I miss?
279
00:12:10,579 --> 00:12:12,120
(screams)
280
00:12:12,121 --> 00:12:15,621
Molly, I got engaged.
He proposed last night!
281
00:12:16,829 --> 00:12:18,620
Wow. Oh, my God.
282
00:12:18,621 --> 00:12:20,370
I'm so happy for you.
283
00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:22,203
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
284
00:12:22,204 --> 00:12:24,620
- Finish the story. Finish the story.
- Okay, okay.
285
00:12:24,621 --> 00:12:26,703
So, um, okay. So, where was I?
286
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,745
I walked in and my favorite
flowers are, like, everywhere.
287
00:12:30,746 --> 00:12:31,995
And he had these little notes
288
00:12:31,996 --> 00:12:33,870
that were, like, tied to balloons.
289
00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:35,953
Balloons. Wow, for real?
290
00:12:35,954 --> 00:12:38,120
Girl, that... that is crazy. Balloons.
291
00:12:38,121 --> 00:12:42,203
Yeah, they were, like, tied to
my friends and family... sorry.
292
00:12:42,204 --> 00:12:44,959
- Wow, balloons.
- Man: That's insane. You deserve it.
293
00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:49,495
(phone rings)
294
00:12:49,496 --> 00:12:50,496
Hi, girl.
295
00:12:50,497 --> 00:12:52,370
It is never happening for me.
296
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,870
You sound like you're exercising.
You don't exercise.
297
00:12:54,871 --> 00:12:56,495
Diane got engaged.
298
00:12:56,496 --> 00:12:59,203
- To her black boyfriend?
- Yes!
299
00:12:59,204 --> 00:13:00,495
Damn!
300
00:13:00,496 --> 00:13:02,370
That wife "others" up with a quickness.
301
00:13:02,371 --> 00:13:04,495
Right? And they don't
even have to be that cute.
302
00:13:04,496 --> 00:13:06,703
You know, I'm not trying to be
shady, but why does she deserve
303
00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:08,370
to get married, and I don't?
304
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,078
Girl, stop. Who says you
don't deserve to be married?
305
00:13:11,079 --> 00:13:12,370
Jesus, apparently!
306
00:13:12,371 --> 00:13:14,370
He the nigga that gave me
this broken-ass pussy!
307
00:13:14,371 --> 00:13:17,203
Okay, listen, I promise
Jesus isn't conspiring
308
00:13:17,204 --> 00:13:19,204
against you and your pussy.
309
00:13:20,746 --> 00:13:22,619
- You need to go out tonight.
- No.
310
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:23,876
I'm taking you out.
Be ready by 8:00. Bye.
311
00:13:23,901 --> 00:13:24,945
Wait...
312
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,871
Issa? Issa?
313
00:13:28,079 --> 00:13:29,828
♪ Lavish, lavish ♪
314
00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:32,370
♪ Welcome to the life
of the rich and the fly ♪
315
00:13:32,371 --> 00:13:35,703
♪ Got a 9-inch dick
that'll fuck your mind up ♪
316
00:13:35,704 --> 00:13:38,745
♪ I'm a bad-ass kid
'bout to tear shit up... ♪
317
00:13:38,746 --> 00:13:39,995
Hi, I'm sexy.
318
00:13:39,996 --> 00:13:42,620
Let's get outta here. You're super!
319
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,578
Oh, my God, you're a music producer.
Do you know Beck?
320
00:13:45,579 --> 00:13:47,120
I don't make love, I fuck.
321
00:13:47,121 --> 00:13:48,995
You want some of this pussy pot pie?
322
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,578
Pop, pop, pop! Prrrrr pop, pop!
323
00:13:51,579 --> 00:13:53,203
Pot pie!
324
00:13:53,204 --> 00:13:55,078
(British accent) Well, hello, Daniel.
325
00:13:55,079 --> 00:13:58,328
No, you drive on the wrong
side of the street.
326
00:13:58,329 --> 00:14:01,120
(normal accent) Let me sprinkle
some pussy Parmesan on you.
327
00:14:01,121 --> 00:14:02,620
(laughing) Awesome.
328
00:14:02,621 --> 00:14:04,495
You hungry?
329
00:14:04,496 --> 00:14:06,495
Hey, tiger. Mm-hmm.
330
00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:08,203
No, that's so stupid.
331
00:14:08,204 --> 00:14:10,870
Take a drink. Whoo! Shots, shots!
332
00:14:10,871 --> 00:14:12,078
(rolls tongue)
333
00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:13,370
You gonna take this nonny or not?
334
00:14:13,371 --> 00:14:15,370
Take this nonny! Take it!
335
00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,745
(groans)
336
00:14:17,746 --> 00:14:19,495
It's too aggressive.
337
00:14:19,496 --> 00:14:21,245
♪ Lavish life ♪
338
00:14:21,246 --> 00:14:24,120
♪ Lavish, lavish fly ♪
339
00:14:24,121 --> 00:14:28,079
♪ Welcome to the life
of the rich and the fly. ♪
340
00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:31,579
(crunching)
341
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:33,603
Wow. What are you all dressed up for?
342
00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:35,578
I'm taking Molly out tonight.
343
00:14:35,579 --> 00:14:38,245
On a date? Should I be jealous?
(chuckles)
344
00:14:38,246 --> 00:14:39,870
Uh, no, she's just really upset
345
00:14:39,871 --> 00:14:41,578
and I want to make her feel better.
346
00:14:41,579 --> 00:14:43,120
What's wrong with her now?
347
00:14:43,121 --> 00:14:44,995
She doesn't think
she'll ever get married.
348
00:14:44,996 --> 00:14:48,953
Ha! She might be onto something.
349
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,495
Don't be a dick. Dating is hard.
350
00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:54,120
Not if she didn't take it so seriously.
351
00:14:54,121 --> 00:14:56,056
Plus her standards are way too high.
352
00:14:59,621 --> 00:15:01,828
Yeah, maybe she should
lower them like I did.
353
00:15:01,829 --> 00:15:03,620
(chuckles) Wait, what the fuck?
354
00:15:03,621 --> 00:15:05,495
Never mind. Just forget it. I'm sorry.
355
00:15:05,496 --> 00:15:06,953
No. What's that supposed to mean?
356
00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:08,703
It means sometimes
357
00:15:08,704 --> 00:15:10,120
I don't know what the fuck we're doing.
358
00:15:10,121 --> 00:15:11,995
Uh, we're together?
359
00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:13,495
Yeah, but where are we going?
360
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,620
- Are we here? Is this it?
- Babe.
361
00:15:15,621 --> 00:15:17,495
Because maybe I didn't know
it before, but I know it now,
362
00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:19,620
and I don't wanna just
sit on the couch with you
363
00:15:19,621 --> 00:15:22,370
for the rest of my life and
wait for something to happen.
364
00:15:22,371 --> 00:15:23,745
What are you talking about?
365
00:15:23,746 --> 00:15:25,578
Nobody's just sitting on the couch.
366
00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:27,328
I'm almost done with my business plan.
367
00:15:27,329 --> 00:15:29,245
You know, I'm just
getting my shit together.
368
00:15:29,246 --> 00:15:31,995
You've been getting your shit
together for four years, Lawrence.
369
00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:33,245
(sighs)
370
00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:34,953
I just feel like we're wasting our time.
371
00:15:34,954 --> 00:15:36,871
I don't have time to waste.
372
00:15:39,579 --> 00:15:40,995
So what are you saying?
373
00:15:40,996 --> 00:15:43,120
I'm saying maybe we should
374
00:15:43,121 --> 00:15:46,329
get our shit together separately
and see what happens.
375
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,995
You wanna break up with me?
376
00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:51,712
- Molly's waiting on me. I'm...
- _
377
00:15:51,736 --> 00:15:52,929
- gonna spend the night at her house.
- _
378
00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:55,370
- We can talk about this tomorrow.
- Hey. Issa!
379
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,454
- See you later.
- Hey! Iss!
380
00:15:59,996 --> 00:16:02,404
- (music blaring)
- (chatter)
381
00:16:06,871 --> 00:16:09,620
Issa, why are we in 1997 Inglewood?
382
00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:12,620
Bitch, I don't know.
I've never been here before.
383
00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:14,328
But I've heard really good things.
384
00:16:14,329 --> 00:16:16,453
Nigga, from who,
your middle-school Crips?
385
00:16:16,454 --> 00:16:18,703
Will you stop being
all judgmental, okay?
386
00:16:18,704 --> 00:16:21,328
I could've taken you to some
stuck-up Hollywood spot
387
00:16:21,329 --> 00:16:24,328
with a bunch of assholes,
but we're here, okay?
388
00:16:24,329 --> 00:16:26,496
Let's have fun tonight.
389
00:16:29,246 --> 00:16:31,620
- (Marge Simpson groan)
- (mouths word) Yes.
390
00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:33,370
Fine, but you are buying me a drink.
391
00:16:33,371 --> 00:16:35,495
Okay. You're gonna have
some drinks tonight.
392
00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:38,120
You're gonna get so fucked up.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
393
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:40,745
Oh. It's gonna be a strong drink.
394
00:16:40,746 --> 00:16:42,745
♪ Pocket back, blow a dime sack ♪
395
00:16:42,746 --> 00:16:44,745
♪ Man, I love shootin' these niggers ♪
396
00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,620
♪ Fuck the police and fuck the feds ♪
397
00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:48,370
♪ I love shooting' these niggers... ♪
398
00:16:48,371 --> 00:16:51,287
- So, are y'all broken up or not?
- I think so.
399
00:16:51,288 --> 00:16:53,037
You know, I told him how I felt,
400
00:16:53,038 --> 00:16:55,662
and his last words were, "You
wanna break up with me?"
401
00:16:55,663 --> 00:16:57,395
And you said?
402
00:16:57,419 --> 00:16:59,120
That I was spending
the night at your house
403
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,537
and that we'd talk about it later.
404
00:17:00,538 --> 00:17:02,245
But I'm pretty sure he got the message.
405
00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:04,537
Yeah, and the message was,
"She mad, we good."
406
00:17:04,538 --> 00:17:07,162
We need to find you somebody.
407
00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:09,995
Every dude in here got dry cornrows.
408
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:10,996
That's a fact.
409
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,412
Listen, bougie bitch,
410
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:14,745
half of these dudes are cute, okay?
411
00:17:14,746 --> 00:17:16,412
- Where? Mm-mm.
- What?
412
00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,662
Let's just go stand by
them so they notice you.
413
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,287
Since when did you
become Party McPartisan?
414
00:17:20,288 --> 00:17:22,162
I usually have to drag your ass out.
415
00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:24,662
- Come on, over here.
- What? Issa, where are we going?
416
00:17:24,663 --> 00:17:26,162
No. Jesus.
417
00:17:26,163 --> 00:17:29,787
- (music playing)
- (chatter)
418
00:17:29,788 --> 00:17:33,162
(both vocalizing)
419
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:36,412
♪ Crying on the bathroom
floor full of tears ♪
420
00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:39,745
♪ My baby mama left me, said I
couldn't face my fears... ♪
421
00:17:39,746 --> 00:17:42,662
(sobbing)
422
00:17:42,663 --> 00:17:44,620
No, let me finish. I got it.
423
00:17:44,621 --> 00:17:46,662
♪ Hey, yo, you a bitch... ♪
424
00:17:46,663 --> 00:17:48,537
Ah, ah, ah.
425
00:17:48,538 --> 00:17:50,620
- Pop it. Yes. Yes.
- I'm not doing this.
426
00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:51,995
♪ Couldn't relive it ♪
427
00:17:51,996 --> 00:17:53,537
♪ She got an iceberg heart ♪
428
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:56,120
♪ She just sunk my ship... ♪
429
00:17:56,121 --> 00:17:57,787
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
430
00:17:57,788 --> 00:18:00,162
Hey. How y'all ladies doing tonight?
431
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,995
Both: Good.
432
00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:03,120
I'm Jered, by the way.
433
00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:05,037
- Molly.
- Nice to meet you.
434
00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:06,537
- Issa.
- Uh...
435
00:18:06,538 --> 00:18:08,745
So, like, y'all performing?
What's going on?
436
00:18:08,746 --> 00:18:10,162
Oh, my God, no.
437
00:18:10,163 --> 00:18:12,412
We didn't even know it was
this kind of a party.
438
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:14,412
- Oh, word.
- Are you performing?
439
00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,412
No. Hell, no. Hell, no. No, no, no.
440
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,537
- Thank God.
- My little brother is.
441
00:18:18,538 --> 00:18:21,370
I don't know if this is really his
kind of crowd, you know what I mean?
442
00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:23,620
Oh, you mean he's not a gin and
juice, smoke weed every day,
443
00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:25,412
fuck bitches, get money kinda guy?
444
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:29,037
Ha! He's more like a
skinny-jeans, juicing-type dude.
445
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:30,663
(laughing)
446
00:18:33,163 --> 00:18:35,912
- M.C.: Hey, give it up for Train Wreck.
- (cheering)
447
00:18:35,937 --> 00:18:37,763
- So, your little brother?
- Yeah, yeah.
448
00:18:37,788 --> 00:18:39,282
- Is he a poet?
- He's supposed to be up there soon.
449
00:18:39,307 --> 00:18:40,370
Yeah.
450
00:18:40,371 --> 00:18:43,038
(music playing)
451
00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:54,413
Yo.
452
00:18:58,163 --> 00:19:01,413
♪ I should be downtown
whippin' on the way to you ♪
453
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:05,787
♪ You've got something
that belongs to me... ♪
454
00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:07,412
Iss!
455
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,371
Daniel? Whoa, hey!
456
00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:12,870
What are you even doing here?
457
00:19:12,871 --> 00:19:14,287
My friend's performing tonight.
458
00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:15,787
I produce some of his tracks.
459
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:16,788
What are you doing here?
460
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,662
Oh, um, my friend Molly
461
00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:21,287
had suggested, um, here, this place,
462
00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,662
where we are.
463
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:25,120
What a coincidence.
How was your birthday?
464
00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:28,037
Oh, it was chill.
You know, nothing special.
465
00:19:28,038 --> 00:19:30,662
Well, we're celebrating tonight.
Let me get you a drink.
466
00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:31,663
Okay.
467
00:19:32,996 --> 00:19:34,745
♪ But you don't have the time ♪
468
00:19:34,746 --> 00:19:36,495
♪ To wait on me... ♪
469
00:19:36,496 --> 00:19:40,287
- What you want?
- A vodka tonic.
470
00:19:40,288 --> 00:19:41,912
Two vodka tonics, man.
471
00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:44,537
♪ This is 'tween us,
you and I are committed ♪
472
00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:46,870
♪ I'm the type of player
always rep my city ♪
473
00:19:46,871 --> 00:19:49,287
♪ Step to the plate
like I'm a Ken Griffey ♪
474
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,995
♪ Grand slam, bringing
three hos home with me ♪
475
00:19:51,996 --> 00:19:54,537
♪ Slide to home base, hit 450... ♪
476
00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:57,412
Wait. I just don't understand
why these grown-ass men
477
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,120
are still dressing like Kris Kross.
478
00:19:59,121 --> 00:20:01,412
I bagged you looking like Kris Kross.
479
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:03,412
Okay, that was high school
480
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,412
when I thought prison jeans were sexy,
481
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,787
and you didn't bag me till
college, fuck you very much.
482
00:20:07,788 --> 00:20:10,287
I'm pretty sure my jeans
were still sagging then.
483
00:20:10,288 --> 00:20:13,870
Oh. Well, I'm just glad
your pants grew up.
484
00:20:13,871 --> 00:20:16,495
♪ Show me you can biddy up ♪
485
00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:18,412
♪ Let me see you giddy up. ♪
486
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:20,746
(cheering)
487
00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:25,287
Yo, remember when we used to rap?
488
00:20:25,288 --> 00:20:26,745
You still flow?
489
00:20:26,746 --> 00:20:29,620
You know, I might actually still write.
490
00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:31,620
You lying. You lying.
491
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,787
M.C.: All right, now.
It's open mic night.
492
00:20:33,788 --> 00:20:35,870
So you rappers, singers,
493
00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:38,495
get it off your chest, all right?
494
00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:39,745
I dare you.
495
00:20:39,746 --> 00:20:41,287
No. I'm... nope.
496
00:20:41,288 --> 00:20:44,620
Come on, Iss. It was just your birthday.
497
00:20:44,621 --> 00:20:47,288
You're never gonna
have this moment again.
498
00:20:50,038 --> 00:20:51,870
(exhales) You got this.
499
00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:54,663
You got this.
500
00:20:59,371 --> 00:21:01,037
What up, y'all?
501
00:21:01,038 --> 00:21:03,787
(chattering)
502
00:21:03,788 --> 00:21:05,412
- You were polite.
- Yo.
503
00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:07,037
- Isn't that your girl?
- What?
504
00:21:07,038 --> 00:21:09,245
- (music playing)
- That's your girl, right?
505
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,142
What the fuck?
506
00:21:14,663 --> 00:21:16,037
♪ Love rookie ♪
507
00:21:16,038 --> 00:21:17,662
♪ She give them all the cookies ♪
508
00:21:17,663 --> 00:21:19,162
♪ By cookies I mean pussy ♪
509
00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:20,537
♪ This girl is kinda loosey ♪
510
00:21:20,538 --> 00:21:22,037
♪ Dudes take her off the shelf ♪
511
00:21:22,038 --> 00:21:23,662
♪ And they put her on credit ♪
512
00:21:23,663 --> 00:21:26,745
♪ 30 days later,
they return it and regret it ♪
513
00:21:26,746 --> 00:21:30,037
♪ Used like a dishrag,
dumped with a hashtag ♪
514
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:33,037
♪ I blame it on the pussy,
that shit must be bad ♪
515
00:21:33,038 --> 00:21:34,788
♪ Broken pussy ♪
516
00:21:36,288 --> 00:21:37,871
♪ Broken pussy ♪
517
00:21:39,538 --> 00:21:41,037
♪ Maybe it's dry as hell ♪
518
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,412
♪ Maybe it really smells ♪
519
00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:43,787
♪ Broken pussy... ♪
520
00:21:43,788 --> 00:21:45,912
Oh, my God. She's talking about me.
521
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,787
♪ Maybe it's really rough,
maybe it's had enough ♪
522
00:21:48,788 --> 00:21:50,163
♪ Broken pussy ♪
523
00:21:51,996 --> 00:21:55,037
♪ Nobody wants you 'cause
you got a broken pussy ♪
524
00:21:55,038 --> 00:21:57,870
♪ Nobody wants you
'cause you got a broken pussy ♪
525
00:21:57,871 --> 00:22:01,037
- ♪ Broken pussy ♪
- Crowd: ♪ Broken pussy ♪
526
00:22:01,038 --> 00:22:02,662
All: ♪ Broken pussy ♪
527
00:22:02,663 --> 00:22:04,412
♪ Hey ♪
528
00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:07,245
♪ Maybe it's really rough,
maybe it's had enough ♪
529
00:22:07,246 --> 00:22:09,037
All: ♪ Broken pussy ♪
530
00:22:09,038 --> 00:22:10,662
♪ Hey! ♪
531
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,412
♪ Maybe it's really rough,
maybe it's had enough ♪
532
00:22:13,413 --> 00:22:15,037
All: ♪ Broken pussy ♪
533
00:22:15,038 --> 00:22:17,912
♪ Hey, broken pussy. ♪
534
00:22:17,913 --> 00:22:20,912
- (cheering, applause)
- Thank you, guys.
535
00:22:20,913 --> 00:22:24,412
Girl, I'm sorry, okay?
It wasn't even about you.
536
00:22:24,413 --> 00:22:25,620
Daniel dared me to do it.
537
00:22:25,621 --> 00:22:26,870
And you know how we were talking
538
00:22:26,871 --> 00:22:28,412
about this being the last year of my 20s
539
00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:29,870
and how I need to make the most of it.
540
00:22:29,871 --> 00:22:31,412
I don't even know what came over me,
541
00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:33,037
but I just went up there
542
00:22:33,038 --> 00:22:35,287
and I just did that shit, you know?
543
00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:38,037
Oh! I mean, I don't know. You tell me.
544
00:22:38,038 --> 00:22:39,746
I thought I was pretty good up there.
545
00:22:44,288 --> 00:22:46,038
Mm-hmm.
546
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,245
So, am I still spending the night,
547
00:22:55,246 --> 00:22:58,745
or no... t?
548
00:22:58,746 --> 00:23:01,287
Yo, can you shut the fuck up?!
549
00:23:01,288 --> 00:23:02,662
Damn!
550
00:23:02,663 --> 00:23:04,162
What did I say?
551
00:23:04,163 --> 00:23:06,662
The only reason we came to
that hoodrat-ass club tonight
552
00:23:06,663 --> 00:23:08,537
is so that you could
hook up with Daniel.
553
00:23:08,538 --> 00:23:10,162
I didn't even know
he was gonna be there.
554
00:23:10,163 --> 00:23:11,537
Just stop it. You knew.
555
00:23:11,538 --> 00:23:13,287
This was always about you.
556
00:23:13,288 --> 00:23:14,870
It was about you, too.
557
00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:17,912
Is my life a joke to you?
No, no, no, real talk.
558
00:23:17,913 --> 00:23:20,662
'Cause it's bad enough that I got
to deal with real triflin' niggas
559
00:23:20,663 --> 00:23:22,912
and real untraditional niggas
on a daily basis.
560
00:23:22,913 --> 00:23:25,995
Now I got to worry about dealing
with a triflin' best friend?
561
00:23:25,996 --> 00:23:28,912
You made a joke
of my heartbreak up there.
562
00:23:28,913 --> 00:23:31,745
I didn't mean to. I didn't
think about it like that.
563
00:23:31,746 --> 00:23:34,245
That's the damn problem, Issa. You don't
stop to think about the shit you do
564
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,037
- can actually affect others.
- Are you kidding me?
565
00:23:37,038 --> 00:23:39,870
My whole life is about how
shit affects others, okay?
566
00:23:39,871 --> 00:23:42,245
My job, my boyfriend, you.
567
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:43,912
I care about how shit affects you, too.
568
00:23:43,913 --> 00:23:45,037
I always listen to you.
569
00:23:45,038 --> 00:23:46,245
You only listen to me
570
00:23:46,246 --> 00:23:47,995
because I make you
feel better about you.
571
00:23:47,996 --> 00:23:50,537
- (phone chimes)
- Damn it. This is bullshit.
572
00:23:50,538 --> 00:23:52,362
- I didn't even want to go out tonight.
- _
573
00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:54,870
You drag me out here,
then I meet a decent dude,
574
00:23:54,871 --> 00:23:56,662
but you should've seen
how fast Jered left.
575
00:23:56,663 --> 00:23:58,412
- You're right.
- What if he was the one?
576
00:23:58,413 --> 00:23:59,778
- Oh, that's right, nigga.
- _
577
00:23:59,802 --> 00:24:01,042
I'll never know.
578
00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:02,537
- (muttering)
- Never know.
579
00:24:02,538 --> 00:24:05,662
Bitch, I know you did not just respond
580
00:24:05,663 --> 00:24:07,912
to that motherfucking text message.
581
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,537
- I didn't.
- You're lying.
582
00:24:09,538 --> 00:24:11,537
Did you just send a text message?
583
00:24:11,538 --> 00:24:13,412
I swear on my brother's life and my life
584
00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:15,412
I did not send a text.
585
00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:19,662
- (phone whooshes)
- Okay, now it's technically sent.
586
00:24:19,663 --> 00:24:22,245
- But Daniel, he disappeared...
- You know what, fuck you!
587
00:24:22,246 --> 00:24:23,787
And if you fuck Daniel,
588
00:24:23,788 --> 00:24:26,620
you're as much of a dumb bitch as I am.
589
00:24:26,621 --> 00:24:27,930
Fucking asshole.
590
00:24:27,954 --> 00:24:30,131
- Motherfucker, open the door!
- It's the child locks.
591
00:24:30,156 --> 00:24:32,620
- I was just playing with you.
- Shut the fuck up.
592
00:24:32,621 --> 00:24:34,163
(door slams)
593
00:24:37,413 --> 00:24:40,120
♪ Sometimes we love, sometimes we hate ♪
594
00:24:40,121 --> 00:24:42,745
♪ I'm not inspired, why are we dating? ♪
595
00:24:42,746 --> 00:24:45,245
♪ Flirting and fussing,
yelling and cussing ♪
596
00:24:45,246 --> 00:24:47,787
♪ Losin' my voice, I need Robitussin ♪
597
00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:50,537
♪ Maybe a Valium 'cause of your volume ♪
598
00:24:50,538 --> 00:24:53,037
♪ Headaches and shit, give me a minute ♪
599
00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:55,537
♪ Give me a pause, give me a break ♪
600
00:24:55,538 --> 00:24:58,162
♪ Give me a gun and get outta my face ♪
601
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:01,287
♪ Give me your heart,
'cause you ain't in it... ♪
602
00:25:01,288 --> 00:25:03,496
(knocking)
603
00:25:06,996 --> 00:25:09,787
Hey. Where you going?
604
00:25:09,788 --> 00:25:11,662
I shouldn't be here.
605
00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:13,370
Why? Come on.
606
00:25:13,371 --> 00:25:14,663
You're here.
607
00:25:22,163 --> 00:25:23,912
I got you this.
608
00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:27,287
Not Moscato, but some
shit Drake would like.
609
00:25:27,288 --> 00:25:29,037
Why are you assuming I like Drake?
610
00:25:29,038 --> 00:25:31,245
Every black girl that went
to college likes Drake.
611
00:25:31,246 --> 00:25:33,245
He just really gets us.
612
00:25:33,246 --> 00:25:34,371
(laughing)
613
00:25:46,288 --> 00:25:47,912
I'm not a dumb bitch!
614
00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:49,788
I never said you were.
615
00:25:50,913 --> 00:25:53,120
No, you didn't.
616
00:25:53,121 --> 00:25:56,245
But I just got out of a
relationship, I think,
617
00:25:56,246 --> 00:25:59,495
and I-I wanna try being
this new, different person,
618
00:25:59,496 --> 00:26:00,995
and you seem like the perfect person
619
00:26:00,996 --> 00:26:02,495
to be this new, different person with
620
00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:04,370
because you've always
been my "what if" guy,
621
00:26:04,371 --> 00:26:07,162
but I... I can't just jump from
one relationship to another
622
00:26:07,163 --> 00:26:10,037
- because that's crazy...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
623
00:26:10,038 --> 00:26:11,913
Relationship?
624
00:26:13,413 --> 00:26:15,370
I'm not looking for a relationship.
625
00:26:15,371 --> 00:26:16,662
Maybe...
626
00:26:16,663 --> 00:26:19,163
maybe I gave you the wrong idea.
627
00:26:22,746 --> 00:26:23,996
No, you didn't.
628
00:26:25,788 --> 00:26:28,038
That's good to know.
629
00:26:40,663 --> 00:26:42,996
(doorbell rings)
630
00:26:48,538 --> 00:26:50,662
Bitch, you still mad?
631
00:26:50,663 --> 00:26:52,528
Bitch, you still trippin'?
632
00:26:54,288 --> 00:26:56,162
(chuckles)
633
00:26:56,163 --> 00:26:57,537
My...
634
00:26:57,538 --> 00:27:00,537
Both: ♪ Girlfriend. ♪
635
00:27:00,538 --> 00:27:02,412
If you don't get off of me...
636
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:04,412
Where is your bag?
'Cause I only see one.
637
00:27:04,413 --> 00:27:06,120
It's not under your big-ass wrap?
638
00:27:06,121 --> 00:27:08,412
♪ Bling, bling, bitch,
do my own thing, bitch ♪
639
00:27:08,413 --> 00:27:11,412
♪ Fuck a wedding ring, that
ding-a-ling was just a fling, bitch ♪
640
00:27:11,413 --> 00:27:13,662
♪ Bling, bling, bitch,
do my own thing, bitch ♪
641
00:27:13,663 --> 00:27:16,537
♪ Fuck a wedding ring, that
ding-a-ling was just a fling, bitch ♪
642
00:27:16,538 --> 00:27:19,037
♪ Wake up, li'l bitches,
let me show you how to live ♪
643
00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:21,662
♪ Hair done, nails done,
keep everything did ♪
644
00:27:21,663 --> 00:27:24,287
♪ Like Rihanna forehead bitch,
you gotta think big ♪
645
00:27:24,288 --> 00:27:27,037
♪ Don't let me catch you knocked
up havin' that nigga's kids ♪
646
00:27:27,038 --> 00:27:29,245
♪ You are not the wifey
for swallowing nigga's kids ♪
647
00:27:29,246 --> 00:27:31,787
♪ These niggas be doing bids,
these niggas be in my fridge ♪
648
00:27:31,788 --> 00:27:34,370
♪ These niggas be smokin' mids and
thinkin' that they the shit ♪
649
00:27:34,371 --> 00:27:36,537
♪ Am I a thot for lovin' Cîroc? ♪
650
00:27:36,538 --> 00:27:39,037
♪ Gucci or not,
I'm a cheat 'cause I got ♪
651
00:27:39,038 --> 00:27:41,912
♪ All my hot girls with me and we ♪
652
00:27:41,913 --> 00:27:44,287
♪ Dance around
and bounce those titties ♪
653
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:46,912
♪ Dance around and bounce
those titties ♪
654
00:27:46,913 --> 00:27:48,912
♪ Dance around
and bounce those titties ♪
655
00:27:48,913 --> 00:27:51,912
♪ Dance around and bounce
those titties ♪
656
00:27:51,913 --> 00:27:54,162
♪ Bling, bling, bitch,
do my own thing, bitch ♪
657
00:27:54,163 --> 00:27:56,995
♪ Fuck a wedding ring, that
ding-a-ling was just a fling, bitch ♪
658
00:27:56,996 --> 00:27:59,287
♪ Bling, bling, bitch,
do my own thing, bitch ♪
659
00:27:59,288 --> 00:28:01,662
♪ Fuck a wedding ring, that
ding-a-ling was just a fling, bitch ♪
660
00:28:01,663 --> 00:28:04,120
♪ Eenie meenie miney mo, how
many niggas is ready to go? ♪
661
00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:06,620
♪ Down on a bitch for the Galaxy 4,
99 reasons why niggas ain't shit ♪
662
00:28:06,621 --> 00:28:09,245
♪ 103 ways to suck on a clit, five
ugly niggas drive they mama's whip ♪
663
00:28:09,246 --> 00:28:11,787
♪ 13 bitches spit game in the Uber, took my
weave out 'cause my real hair is cuter ♪
664
00:28:11,788 --> 00:28:14,245
♪ Ain't texting him back
'cause the nigga's a loser ♪
665
00:28:14,246 --> 00:28:16,620
♪ Got a big mouth,
but your mindset is little ♪
666
00:28:16,621 --> 00:28:18,787
♪ Shit is not funny,
the mission is critical ♪
667
00:28:18,788 --> 00:28:20,912
♪ Talked to these hoes and I
got them to switch on you ♪
668
00:28:20,913 --> 00:28:23,288
♪ Talked to your mom and now
she gonna shit on you. ♪
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