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[ Chorus ]
♪ The Simpsons ♪
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[ Bell Ringing ]
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[ Whistle Blowing ]
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[ Beeping ]
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♪♪ [ Jazzy Solo ]
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Tires Screeching ]
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D'oh!
[ Screams ]
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♪♪ [ GetSmart Τheme ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Announcer ] Welcome back
to Animal Survivor.
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[ Monkey Cackling ]
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Okay, tribes,
it's been a rough week.
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Rhino, you lost the tribe's
fishing equipment.
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[ Groans ]
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And we saw a dramatic collapse
in the lion-gazelle alliance.
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[ Slurping, Roars ]
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Oh, l hate reality shows.
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A year ago you said they
were the greatest thing
that ever happened to us.
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l've grown, you haven't.
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[ Announcer ]
And now we're back...
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to Touch the Stove.
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So, Kevin, I hear you collect
amusing postcards.
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Yeah. lt all started when-
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Τouch the stove.
[ Screams ]
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l can't take any more
of these shows.
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lf I wanted reality, l'd finally
have this Iump looked at.
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Networks love reality shows
because they don't have
to pay writers or actors.
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Stupid writers and actors.
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Priced yourselves
right out of the business.
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Nice going, geniuses.
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Hey, let's get one of those
home satellite dishes.
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Τhen we can stop suckling
on the six-network teat.
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Get back, honky cat.
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Τhose systems are too expensive.
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Marge, we can't pinch pennies...
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on the machine that's going
to be raising our chiIdren.
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Come on, kids.
Daddy knows a way to get
some money with no risk.
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♪♪ [ Bugle: Fanfare ]
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[ Announcer ]
And the winner by a nose
is No Risk!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Okay. Now all we have to do
is install your satellite dish.
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Can you be home from 8:00 a.m.
Monday morning through June?
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No problem.
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Ηey, Flanders,
check out my new satellite dish.
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[ Whistles ]
Boy, that's jim-dandy roof candy.
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l'd love to come over sometime
and watch that Church ChanneI.
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l bet you would.
Oh, you'd win that bet.
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Seems like l'm spending
all my money
on religious pay-per-view.
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Or, as l like to call it,
"pray-per-view."
[ Laughs ]
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Damn your sparkling wordplay!
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And bless
your humbIe home.
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[ Shudders ]
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Oh, it's red wire
to red wire.
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[ Scoffs ]
What idiot dreamed that up?
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And the Lord said,
"Let there be crap."
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[ Static ]
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♪♪ [ Τhe Blue Danube ]
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[ All Chittering ]
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[ CackIing ]
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[ Channel Flips ]
[ SIurps ]
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...and thereby reducing
the number of states to 49.
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Cool. lt's the NBC news feed.
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Mmm. Feed.
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You get to see what they do
during commerciaI breaks.
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We'll be right back
with a speciaI report...
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on soccer moms
who hate soccer.
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[ Man ]
CIear!
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Oh, Lord. l'm so fat.
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[ Retches, Vomits ]
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[ Vomiting Continues ]
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Hey, Lise. Want to try
some sateIlite TV?
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We've got Japanese Friends.
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♪♪ [ Theme Song ]
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Do you Iike my new shirt?
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lt says "Reggae Hairstyle
Rock n' RoIl."
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Could l be more Japanese?
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You are the emperor
of last year.
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Your comeback shames me.
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How about the Clock Channel?
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[ Announcer ]
Coming up
on The Clock Channel- 6:00.
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Wait a minute.
I saw this one.
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Bart, I have to study
for the eIementary school
achievement test.
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And so do you.
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Hey, l don't have to study
on the weekend.
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lt's Wednesday night!
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Kids, kids, you're both right.
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[ Moans ]
[ Sighs ]
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[ Announcer On TV ]
We're back with Who Wants to
Marry an Internet BilIionaire?
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Uh, no, millionaire.
Well, now he's broke.
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[ Both Yawn ]
[ Mutters ]
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Why don't you turn off the TV
and join us for dessert?
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l made a pie.
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Put pie here.
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[ Sighs ]
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Would you like some
ice cream with that?
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Me not pig.
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♪♪ [ TV: Rock Τheme ]
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[ Snoring ]
[ Announcer ]
We now return...
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to Robo Τrouble.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Imean, Robot Rumble.
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[ Both Grunting ]
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[ Robotic Voice ]
Why are we fighting each other?
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Together we can defeat
the humans and rule the Earth.
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[ Robotic Voice ]
I agree.
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[ All Gasp ]
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[ Screams ]
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Sucker.
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[ Laughs ]
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Homicidal robots.
So like us.
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[ Snores ]
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Bart, the test
is in two hours,
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and you haven't slept
in a fortnight.
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- What's a fortnight?
- You should know. It's on the test.
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[ Groans ]
[ Fabric Tears ]
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No pressure, children,
but these test results...
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will follow you for the rest of your life
and beyond the grave.
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[ Τhinking ]
This test is boring.
What eIse is on?
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[ Vomits ]
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[ Sinister Laugh ]
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♪♪ [ Theme Song ]
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[ Τicking ]
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lt's finally happened, Bart.
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You've lost your mind.
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♪ Ηava nagila ♪
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♪ Venis'mecha ♪
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♪ Hava neranena
Hava neranena ♪
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♪ Hava neranena
Venis'mecha ♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Skinner ]
Now let's raise the roof for
the bland, informative rap...
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of M.C. Safety
and the Caution Crew!
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Yo, yo, yo!
Y'aIl feeIing cautious?
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♪ I say a cross, walk
A cross-ity walk ♪
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♪ And you don't stop crossin'
till you're on
the next bIock ♪
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♪ First you look both ways
then you waIk not run ♪
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♪ Obeying safety rules
is acceptable fun ♪
Break it down now.
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♪ Just walk, don't run
Drink juice, yum-yum ♪
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[ Laughs ]
Watch out, Beatles.
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Now, I have one more important
announcement to share with you.
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Would Lisa Simpson
join me on stage?
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Huh?
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Lisa, because
of your outstanding score...
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on yesterday's big test,
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you're being
immediately moved up to...
the third grade!
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- ♪♪ [ Fanfare ]
- [ Cheering ]
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She's not so great!
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She got diarrhea when
we went to Carlsbad Caverns!
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Gasps ]
[ Laughing Continues ]
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Okay, Bart, since you like
attention so much,
I have a second announcement.
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[ Chattering ]
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l was going to tell you
this privately,
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but because of your
incredibIy low test score,
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we're sending you
back to third grade.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Stammering ]
Huh?
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What? I gotta be
in the same class as her?
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What? l gotta be
in the same class as him?
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Ηmm?
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They're gonna be in the same
class as each other?
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[ Channel Flips ]
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[ Gasps ]
An oId army buddy is visiting Mannix?
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Class, meet our newest
third graders,
Lisa and Bart Simpson.
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Lisa comes to us
from Miss Ηoover.
[ Imitates Chugging ]
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While Bart was taught
by Mrs. Krabappel.
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Slut!
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[ AIl ]
Hi, Bart and Lisa!
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A rooster sits on a roof
facing north.
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lt lays an egg.
Which way does it roll?
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Okay. The sun rises
in the east.
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So the rooster would
probably want to lay it
on the cool side-
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Roosters don't lay eggs.
They're boys.
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- Very good, Bart.
- Mm-hmm.
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Lisa, l want you to stick close
to your big brother
until you catch up.
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[ Gasps ]
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Ha-ha!
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Young man,
you're not in this class.
What are you doing here?
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Laughing at jerks.
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"Quiet nerds burp
only near school."
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Bart, l'm doing
my geography homework.
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l know. Τhat's how
you remember the four
original provinces of Canada.
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Quebec, New Brunswick,
Ontario, Nova Scotia.
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"Quiet nerds burp
only near school."
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And here's how you remember
their principaI exports.
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"Dogs eat barf solely
on Wednesday, Mabel."
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Stop! l want
to learn on my own.
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Canada's governors generaI:
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"Clowns love haircuts.
So should
Lee Marvin's vaIet."
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Get out!
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Here are your math tests.
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Morgan. Dakota. Ashley.
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Dakota. Τyler. Tyler.
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Lisa.
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What's this weird mark
next to my "A"?
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That's an A-minus.
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Mm. Minus?
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Nice work, Bart.
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An "A"? Copacetic.
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You did better than me?
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Eh, l took this test last year.
The answer key never changes.
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"B," "C," "B," "C," "A," "A,"
"B," "B," "C," "C," "D,"
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faIse, false, true,
William Jennings Bryan.
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That's cheating! Bart cheated!
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Young lady,
in the third grade,
we don't care for tattletales.
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[ Moans ]
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And we don't care
for moaners either.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Sobbing onIy pushes
Bart's grade higher.
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[ Marker Squeaks ]
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[ Sobbing Continues ]
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Pukers in back.
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Kids, look what l got you
for your third grade fieId trip!
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Matching fanny packs!
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Now your fannies match.
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[ Both Groan ]
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[ Grunting ]
Hey, get away from me.
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Get-
Ow! Ooh!
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Quit it! Ow!
Stop it!
Ow! Let go!
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Ow!
Stop! You'lI crush
your juice boxes!
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[ Both Groan ]
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[ Both Grunting ]
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All right.
Everybody choose a buddy
for the field trip.
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- l'll take Kyle.
- I'll take Ashley.
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Saying your buddy's name
out Ioud is a security risk.
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l'll just put
you two together.
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[ Both Groan ]
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[ Tony Bennett ]
♪ Τhere's a swingin' town
I know ♪
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♪ Called Capital City ♪♪
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Punch buggy red.
[ Grunts ]
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Ow! You are
such an immature-
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Punch buggy white.
Ow!
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- Stop fighting!
- He started it.
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Ηe did Punch Buggy first.
What's Punch Buggy?
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When you see a Volkswagen Bug,
you punch somebody
and yell the color.
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[ All Murmuring, Gasping ]
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[ Boy ]
Punch buggy bIue.
[ BIow Lands ]
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[ Boy #2 ]
Ow!
[ Girl ] Punch buggy green.
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[ Blow Landing ]
[ Child Groaning ]
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[ Boy #3 ]
Punch buggy taupe.
[ BIows Landing ]
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Oh! That really hurt!
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[ Otto ]
Two for flinching.
[ Two BIows Land ]
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[ All Groaning ]
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00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:31,467
[ Groaning Continues ]
244
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,928
Now, as we cross the street,
l want you to hold hands
with your buddy.
245
00:12:35,013 --> 00:12:37,347
[ Both Groaning ]
246
00:12:40,518 --> 00:12:43,437
Hey, dude,
who's your girlfriend?
247
00:12:43,521 --> 00:12:46,648
[ All Laughing ]
Did you see his face?
248
00:12:49,194 --> 00:12:51,862
What happened, dude?
Did your girlfriend
dump you?
249
00:12:51,946 --> 00:12:54,198
[ All Laughing ]
250
00:12:54,282 --> 00:12:55,574
[ Ηorn Blares ]
251
00:12:55,658 --> 00:12:57,534
[ Both Groan ]
252
00:12:57,619 --> 00:13:00,496
Now, chiIdren, if you Iook up
at the capitol dome,
253
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:04,416
you'll see a mural
of our state bird,
the potbelIied sparrow,
254
00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:06,710
eating our state pasta,
bow-tie.
255
00:13:06,795 --> 00:13:08,128
[ Students Gasp ]
[ Boy ]
Wow.
256
00:13:08,213 --> 00:13:11,548
Order, order, order.
[ Gavel Raps ]
257
00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:14,885
Τhe chair recognizes
the esteemed representative
from Capital City.
258
00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:18,180
[ Bart ]
The Capital City Goofball?
259
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:21,975
That's right.
To win, he spent 80 million
from his own pocket.
260
00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:25,813
Mr. Speaker,
the time has come
to redesign our state flag.
261
00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:28,315
Τhis Confederate symbol
is an embarrassment,
262
00:13:28,399 --> 00:13:31,443
particularly as
we are a northern state.
263
00:13:31,528 --> 00:13:32,736
[ All Chattering ]
264
00:13:32,821 --> 00:13:35,489
This lively debate
has given me an idea.
265
00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:39,910
Tonight, each buddy team
is going to design
a new state flag.
266
00:13:39,994 --> 00:13:43,288
Homework on a field trip?
What have you been huffin'?
267
00:13:44,999 --> 00:13:48,168
Well, Bart's being
his usual jerky self.
268
00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:51,505
But, Mom, l'm really excited
about this new flag design.
269
00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:55,008
Oh! And the hotel
gives you a free USA Today
outside your room.
270
00:13:55,093 --> 00:13:56,969
No, l'm sure it's free.
271
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,679
Okay, l won't touch it.
272
00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,681
Well, make sure you don't.
273
00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:03,934
And try not to let your brother
get under your skin, honey.
274
00:14:04,018 --> 00:14:07,646
Believe me, he doesn't.
His act is getting old fast.
275
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,857
He thinks he's really cool.
276
00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:14,403
But frankly, the other kids
are starting to wake up
and smell the cooties.
277
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,699
One last sunbeam, and we're done.
278
00:14:18,783 --> 00:14:20,784
"Τo Fraternal Love."
279
00:14:20,869 --> 00:14:24,621
When l get through with that flag,
it's gonna be a Bart-mangled banner.
280
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:32,296
So, l understand you children
have some state flags for me.
Who wouId like to go first?
281
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:35,007
We would, Governor Bailey.
Team Simpson.
282
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,592
l spearheaded this one.
283
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,720
l'lI just unfurl this.
284
00:14:39,804 --> 00:14:43,390
[ Screaming ]
285
00:14:43,474 --> 00:14:44,975
[ Screaming Continues ]
286
00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:46,518
[ Gasping ]
287
00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:49,229
Τhat was my worst unfurling ever!
288
00:14:49,314 --> 00:14:52,399
Lisa, how could you?
The governor is crying.
289
00:14:52,483 --> 00:14:54,735
[ Screams, Sobbing ]
No!
290
00:14:54,819 --> 00:14:56,904
[ Groans ]
291
00:14:56,988 --> 00:14:59,489
Ha-ha!
292
00:14:59,574 --> 00:15:02,284
You weren't
on this field trip.
How did you get here?
293
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,619
Biked.
294
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,709
Bart, l am so mad at you!
295
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:14,087
[ Laughs ] You should have
seen the look on your face.
It was something Iike this.
296
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:15,380
[ Laughs ]
297
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:16,757
[ Growls ]
298
00:15:16,841 --> 00:15:18,759
[ Gasps ]
299
00:15:18,843 --> 00:15:20,719
[ Growling ]
[ Grunting ]
300
00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:23,263
[ Bart ]
Whoa-oa-oa!
301
00:15:23,348 --> 00:15:26,975
[ Muffled Shouting ]
302
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,019
[ Both Grunting ]
303
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,896
[ Ηorn Honks Twice ]
304
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:32,856
Ηuh?
[ Gasps ]
The bus!
305
00:15:34,359 --> 00:15:37,319
[ Students Chattering ]
Okay, chiIdren,
before we leave,
306
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,113
- is anyone missing their buddy?
- [ AII ] No!
307
00:15:40,198 --> 00:15:43,283
Ah, the buddy system.
Foolproof.
308
00:15:43,368 --> 00:15:44,868
Floor it, Otto.
309
00:15:49,499 --> 00:15:52,292
[ Lisa ]
Wait! Wait!
[ Both Panting ]
310
00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:55,253
Ηa-ha! They Ieft without you.
311
00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:57,214
Τhey left without you too,
you idiot.
312
00:15:57,298 --> 00:16:00,676
Well, if l'm such an idiot,
how come l'm the smartest kid
in the third grade?
313
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,637
Because you've already done it once!
314
00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:04,930
You've lost me.
315
00:16:05,014 --> 00:16:07,349
Oh, forget it!
316
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,435
Hey, how do we get back?
No probIem.
317
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,896
We'll just circle around
like those kids
in The Blair Witch Project.
318
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,112
l must be getting close.
I recognize that girl.
319
00:16:23,992 --> 00:16:26,201
Oh, Bart, I think we're lost.
320
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:27,953
l used to be lost-
321
00:16:28,037 --> 00:16:29,871
until a friend turned me
onto a book.
322
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,040
A book that changed my life.
323
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,042
It's called Lisa Is Stupid.
324
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,544
You die now!
325
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,462
[ Grunting ]
Whoa!
326
00:16:37,547 --> 00:16:39,464
[ Grunts ]
Hey!
327
00:16:39,549 --> 00:16:41,091
[ Bart Laughing ]
328
00:16:41,175 --> 00:16:43,552
[ Sobbing ]
329
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,096
Τhey're gone.
I don't know what happened.
330
00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:50,517
lf the buddy system can fail,
I don't know what to beIieve in.
331
00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:53,645
Τhere, there, Audrey.
It's happened to all of us.
332
00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,440
Willie, we have two more
names for the waIl.
333
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,068
[ Sniffles, Sobs ]
334
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:03,739
Why is it always the kids
with the long names?
335
00:17:10,288 --> 00:17:12,039
[ DoorbelI Rings ]
336
00:17:12,123 --> 00:17:14,082
Hello, Principal Skinner.
337
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,084
A parent who waives
the right to sue says what?
338
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,919
- What?
- Got it.
339
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:21,214
Ηey, you can't fool us.
We're from the "Learn to Fart" state.
340
00:17:21,299 --> 00:17:26,261
[ Sighs ] Bart and Lisa
are lost in Capital City
and presumed crying.
341
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:29,056
[ Gasps ]
My poor babies!
342
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:32,893
l'm so sorry.
Lisa's a very special little girI,
343
00:17:32,977 --> 00:17:35,729
and we'Il spare no expense
in finding her.
344
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:38,065
- Well, what about Bart?
- We're Iooking.
345
00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:41,151
But in the meantime,
the class clown pro tem
wiIl take his place.
346
00:17:41,235 --> 00:17:43,195
Cowabunga!
347
00:17:45,656 --> 00:17:49,409
[ Lisa Shivering ]
348
00:17:49,494 --> 00:17:51,161
- You cold?
- What do you care?
349
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:54,873
Ηere.
350
00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:56,917
Thanks. Where'd you get-
351
00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:57,959
Oh.
352
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,253
Bart, you're my big brother.
353
00:18:00,338 --> 00:18:01,922
You should act like it more often.
354
00:18:02,006 --> 00:18:05,383
You know, protect me from
the bad things in the world.
355
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,678
Well, as far as nerdy little sisters go,
356
00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:09,930
you're the coolest.
357
00:18:10,014 --> 00:18:11,139
Thanks, Bart.
358
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,433
And l'm sorry l sabotaged your flag.
359
00:18:13,518 --> 00:18:15,644
l'm sorry l got us lost out here.
360
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,189
Oh, and l'm sorry I sawed the heads
off your MaIibu Stacy doIls.
361
00:18:19,273 --> 00:18:22,025
- Okay, you go.
- I don't think I've done anything else.
362
00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:25,695
Okay, I'll go again.
Remember when your bike
was mangIed by "gypsies"?
363
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:26,822
Yes.
364
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,698
Yeah, funny story.
365
00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:33,370
One day l was really bored,
and Dad had left his steamroller
idling in the driveway.
366
00:18:33,454 --> 00:18:35,705
This is where the kids
were last seen.
367
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:39,668
[ Gasps ]
The plastic casing from
the tip of Bart's shoelace!
368
00:18:40,795 --> 00:18:42,546
A mother knows.
369
00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:45,549
Well, he's not gonna get
very far without that.
370
00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:47,759
Bart, is that you?
371
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:48,927
[ Man ]
No!
372
00:18:52,306 --> 00:18:54,516
[ Rifles Cocking ]
[ Both Gasp ]
373
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,393
Say your prayers!
374
00:18:56,477 --> 00:18:58,895
Oh, Lord, please strike
these mountain folk dead.
375
00:18:58,980 --> 00:18:59,980
Bart!
376
00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:01,523
Listen, we're really sorry.
377
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,067
We got Iost on a field trip
from Springfield Elementary.
378
00:19:04,152 --> 00:19:07,863
[ Stammers ]
Lost on a field trip?
Heck, why didn't you say so?
379
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,490
That's how Grandpappy
wound up in these parts.
380
00:19:10,575 --> 00:19:15,495
They was taking us to Capital City
to see The Nutcracker.
381
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:19,541
And l wandered away from the group,
married a bear,
382
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,668
and I started up my famiIy.
383
00:19:21,752 --> 00:19:23,753
l told you l ain't a bear!
384
00:19:23,838 --> 00:19:26,339
[ Laughing ]
Rawr, rawr, rawr!
385
00:19:26,424 --> 00:19:30,594
No one understands you,
She-Bear!
386
00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:34,097
[ Engine Backfires ]
387
00:19:34,182 --> 00:19:35,932
Thanks for driving us
back to town.
388
00:19:36,017 --> 00:19:37,684
No problem.
We were going
there anyway...
389
00:19:37,768 --> 00:19:39,769
to pick up
the new Spy magazine.
390
00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:42,564
l'm sorry. Τhey don't
pubIish that anymore.
391
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:46,526
The world l "grewed" up in
is gone.
392
00:19:46,611 --> 00:19:49,154
[ Marge Groaning ]
393
00:19:49,238 --> 00:19:53,700
Oh, my special little guys!
You're okay! You're okay!
394
00:19:53,784 --> 00:19:55,076
[ Kissing ]
395
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,661
And, Maggie,
396
00:19:56,746 --> 00:20:00,624
you no longer have
to live with the burden
of repIacing Bart and Lisa.
397
00:20:03,544 --> 00:20:06,004
Well, if this episode
has taught us anything,
398
00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:08,173
it's that nothing works better
than the status quo.
399
00:20:08,257 --> 00:20:10,300
Bart, you're promoted back
to the fourth grade.
400
00:20:10,384 --> 00:20:11,384
Yay!
401
00:20:11,469 --> 00:20:13,345
And, Lisa, you have a choice.
402
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,889
You may continue to be
chalIenged in third grade,
403
00:20:15,973 --> 00:20:19,184
or return to second grade
and be merely a big fish
in a smaII pond.
404
00:20:19,268 --> 00:20:22,062
- Big fish! Big fish!
- [ AlI ] Aw!
405
00:20:22,146 --> 00:20:24,856
Τhe status quo.
406
00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:26,775
"Τhe status quo"?
407
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,818
iAy, caramba!
408
00:20:28,903 --> 00:20:31,154
That's just sad.
409
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,911
[ Murmuring ]
Shh!
410
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,583
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