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酆都城是個鬼地方
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人死了之後，變成鬼
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鬼就住在酆都城
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到酆都城
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雖然不要領護照、辦簽證
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可是也要經過鬼門關
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鬼門關？
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閻王好見，小鬼難纏
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排好…
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死了也要排隊，有沒有搞錯？
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不要吵，快排隊
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排好…
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站住，你拿著什麼？
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這是什麼年月，還用這個東西
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把嘴張開…張開
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不是我走私，是我家裏人
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在我死後放的
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你過來
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過來
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裏面是什麼？
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小腸疝氣
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走
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做鬼都那麼難！
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廢話！
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吵什麼吵？
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當然，大有大難，小有小難
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人有人難，鬼有鬼難
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到了轉輪庭
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更叫你更擔驚害怕
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誰知道來世，托生做些什麼呢？
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快走
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別走…
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雞？
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我不要做雞，我要做明星
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做雞好過明星
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不做雞，怎做明星？
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做雞賺得錢比較多
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好…
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靜一靜…
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你們很幸運，可以再世為人
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你們都有選擇權
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來人
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在
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你上一輩子是銀行出納員
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每天你給別人錢
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下一輩子你有什麼願望？
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我希望每天別人給我錢
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給你錢？
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好
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大人老爺，賞一個錢吧！
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我快餓死了，可憐可憐
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謝謝
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可憐可憐
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陳麗珠
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在
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上一輩子妳有什麼不滿意的？
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下一輩子妳想做什麼樣的人？
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我是一個家庭主婦
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我喜歡到澳門賭場賭廿一點
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可是丈夫沒有錢
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做義會，會頭又跑了
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最好下一輩子，讓我賭個夠
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嗯，好
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廿一點
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妳該下班了！
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開
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喂，上班了
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他們兩個上輩子是個啞巴
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下輩子他們兩個想多說點話
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嗯，好
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謝謝光臨…
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歡迎下次再來…
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包不死
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在
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你是被劫匪用刀刺死的
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是呀，一刀就玩完了
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嗯，你來生的願望是…
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我叫包不死
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可是沒想到，一刀就死了
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我想下輩子刀砍不死
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劍刺不死、槍射不死、炮轟不死
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機關鎗也掃不死
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瘋子，我也想…
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安靜…
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好
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他死了嗎？
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死了…
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他不會死，永遠都不會死
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因為他是演員
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上鏡頭的時候，不會死
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可是上床的時候…就保不住了
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長髮為君剪、短髮為君留
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髮型永不變、以示長相守
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莎士比亞說過
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死是一個探險旅程
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所有的旅客都一去不復返
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可是中華民國元年
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有個旅客，就是我兆實億
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河北省保定府的兆實億
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我就去而復返了
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叫什麼？
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叫兆實億
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什麼毛病死的？
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好像病死的
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是就是，不是就是不是
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什麼好像是
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你們中國人做事就是不肯定
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什麼好像、或者、也許、大概是
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說，是還是不是
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Yes or No，You see？
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是
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不對…你不是病死的
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你應該是憋死的
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拿回去…回去再說，快點
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重新死過
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重新死過？
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回去再死過…
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俗語說得好，閻王叫你三更死
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誰能留人到五更
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可是死錯了也不行
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都想牡丹花下死
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做鬼也風流，還行嗎？
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起碼你得會踢兩腳
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唱戲的有句定場詩
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人死如燈滅、好似湯澆雪
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若要還陽轉、海底撈明月
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我倒是撈到明月了
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可是又怎麼樣？
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死了、死了，一了百了
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我這樣一還陽，不但沒了
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而且變了，全變了
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到哪兒去？
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大冷的天，回家呀！
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這面茶我喝了多個地方
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就是這裏好喝
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哪裏
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老闆，你做的面茶要加芝麻醬呀
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好…
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來，再喝
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真冷
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是呀！
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不錯…
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我這面茶几十年經驗
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喝了是暖身又強身呀！
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好
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好
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小心燙
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還多著，慢慢喝
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老闆，再來一碗
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勞駕請問掌櫃的，這是什麼地方？
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是西之門外，還是府之門外？
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這不是西之門嗎！
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前面就是高梁橋啦！
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你快進城，十二點就關門了
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那我進城，往哪邊走呀？
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朝南一直走
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到十字路口拐個彎就看見了
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鬼…
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怎麼事？
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鬼呀…
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這怎麼回事？
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我怎麼這個打扮？
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成了大屁官的二百五
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大爺，過來嘛
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兩位大爺，裏面坐
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別吵…
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你玩得起嗎？
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臭美…討厭…
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大爺，過來，大爺，別走
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誰玩兔子
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老兔邁子
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你他媽的
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一生一死，交情難見
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一死一生，乃見交情
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誰疼我？誰愛我？
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還不是我老婆吧
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還給我立了個靈堂
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貓哭耗子假慈悲
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去看看去
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別哭了，妳別太難過了
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爸爸都死了七天了
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那就是頭七了，別哭了
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妳身子顧好要緊，節哀順變
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哭壞了身體，怎麼辦？
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我難受
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可不是嗎？年紀輕輕的
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一個人怎麼受
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別難過，我回來了，別哭
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我又活著回來了
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想不到妳對我這麼好
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怎麼這個哭法？
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這像一個人在哭嗎？
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他媽的，妳難受
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我他媽的才難受呢？臭婊子
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呂平，我的好朋友
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你他媽的什麼好朋友
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我不要
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我快等不及日子了
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誰都知道我跟老兆是最好的朋友
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他剛死了六天，頭七還沒過
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我怎麼好就跟妳結婚呢？
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怕什麼？
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中國很多地方都興叔接嫂
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何況是朋友呢？
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總要給他兒子兆明留點面子嘛
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留什麼面子，他根本看不起我
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我跟老兆結婚五、六年了
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他連一聲媽都沒有叫過我
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有什麼面子不面子
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我知道，你呀…
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還不是為了你那個董事長的太太
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騷貨，什麼表姐表弟
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一表三千里
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除了你們董事長金榮祿之外
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差不多全世界的人都知道
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你跟他老婆有一腿
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好了…別提這個了，好不好？
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慢慢來…不要急
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我們這個樣子不是也很好嗎？
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又是慢慢來，慢慢來
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老兆活著的時候
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我們偷偷摸摸，心驚肉跳的
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老兆死了，我們還怕什麼？
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也很好？你當然好了
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00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,399
你可以明修棧道
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又可以暗渡陳倉
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一箭雙鵰，你當然好了
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人言可畏嘛！
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帶孝人知，上供人吃
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這些都是做給活人看的
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不然，你戴白花幹什麼？
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給你看嘛！
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要得俏，三分笑
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我還要
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還要？我的媽呀！
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我說四不過三
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妳說要四面楚歌
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又說五福臨門，再來就第六次了
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六六大順嘛！
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00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,937
過了十二點，就是老兆的頭七
243
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,010
這種事他本人不肯出席
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00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,814
誰能代表呀！
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00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,217
你不是叫呂品嘛！
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00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:36,157
別人一個口，你五個口嘛！
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不行…
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00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:33,584
怎麼樣？夠不夠？
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00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:34,947
差不多了
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00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:36,718
爹的保險金三萬塊
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明天可以拿到
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老孫他們四個人，每人湊五千
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加起來一共是五萬塊
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00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:45,286
公司總可以開成了
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那不是很好嗎？
256
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,895
世上的事，真是沒有十全十美的
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00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,734
爸爸不死，保險金拿不到
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00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:59,833
爸爸死了，公司又開成了
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00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,978
這樣也好，要不然他知道
260
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,584
呂品跟你後媽的事
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00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,618
病不死，也氣死了
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00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,784
妳告訴我之後
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00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:16,690
我聽了真氣，要不是妳攔著我
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00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,227
我真的會告訴爸爸
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00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:21,656
沒有用的，他會信嗎？
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00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,859
一個是心交心的好友
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00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:26,061
一個是身貼身的太太
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00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:27,264
你說了
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00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,170
爸爸反而會講你容不下後媽
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00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,311
你過去把窗簾拉上
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怎麼辦？我怎麼辦？
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00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:56,327
要是保險公司知道我沒死
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00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:59,494
我兒子的前途就毀了
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00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,300
再加上這麼個老婆
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00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,410
我還有什麼臉回家呢？
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00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:11,311
算了，把臉洗一洗，找董事長
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00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,384
跟了他大半輩子了
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00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:17,852
沒有功勞，還有苦勞
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00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:22,727
跟他借點錢，遠走高飛
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00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:25,696
眼不見為淨了
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00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:50,945
王媽
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去看看這麼晚了，是誰呀？
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喔
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00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:04,333
來了…誰呀？
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00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:12,634
王媽
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00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:14,074
兆先生
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00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:14,974
董事長在嗎？
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在…
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您請進
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是誰？
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00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:23,914
是兆先生
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董事長
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老兆
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00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,024
這麼晚了，有事嗎？
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00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:31,526
有點小事
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00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:32,652
請進…
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00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:33,661
好
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00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,097
進來坐
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00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,298
誰呀？
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00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,566
老兆嘛！
301
00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:46,007
哪個老兆？
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00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:48,374
兆實億
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00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:50,613
老闆娘
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00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:55,585
太太…
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00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:57,015
太太妳怎麼了？
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00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:58,383
老闆娘
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00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:01,354
我是老兆，兆實億
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00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:02,755
鬼…
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00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,021
什麼鬼？老兆嘛！
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00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:06,397
老兆
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00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:07,589
兆實億呀！
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00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:11,133
是呀！老闆娘，妳連我都不認識了
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00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:13,260
兆實億？他不是死了嗎？
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00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:27,781
我明白了…
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00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,216
你明白了吧！
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00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:31,015
我是老兆
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00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:33,351
你是兆實億
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00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:37,556
不錯
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00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,194
您的這件長袍
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00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,131
還是入殮時候的衣服
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00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,831
廢話
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00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,472
你什麼人不好裝
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00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,670
你裝兆實億幹什麼？
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00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:00,942
我裝兆實億幹什麼？
325
00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:03,281
我本來就是兆實億
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00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:05,747
兆實億？
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00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:07,555
難道你不知道
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00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:09,216
兆實億已經死了嗎？
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00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:13,161
我知道，我太太說我死了六天了
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00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,856
明兒就是頭七
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00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,865
你死了六天？
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00:27:17,002 --> 00:27:18,435
對
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00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:25,976
是不是酆都城的入境證沒辦好呀
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00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:27,971
那倒不是
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00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:33,139
他們說我死錯了
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00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,220
死錯了？
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00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:47,063
是不是手續不齊，沒有種牛痘呀
338
00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:48,665
不…
339
00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:54,233
是…這個…這個…
340
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:55,930
什麼這個那個的
341
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,532
你叫兆實億？
342
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:02,135
照實說，你到底打什麼主意？
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00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,714
請董事長，您可別誤會
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00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:09,616
我只是想跟董事長…
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00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,048
一言難盡
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00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:17,218
一言難盡？想借錢是不是？
347
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,624
我…想到別處去
348
00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:25,930
免人家知道我死而復生，活著回來
349
00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:26,969
我這個…
350
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:30,336
我兒子拿不到那筆人壽保險
351
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,807
你的心倒是挺好的
352
00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:37,314
可是你誰不好裝
353
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:39,314
你偏要裝兆實億
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00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,884
他活著的時候
355
00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:43,920
自以為對我的公司有多大的貢獻
356
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,319
一直以為自己是開國功臣
357
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,791
倚老賣老，目空一切
358
00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:52,453
我已經忍了不是一天了
359
00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:53,962
你以為我對他笑
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00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:58,331
對他言聽計從，對他有求必應
361
00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,529
我有什麼短處落在他手裏
362
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:03,072
所以你就假扮他，來敲詐我呀！
363
00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:05,836
你呀！你醒一醒吧！
364
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:07,604
我告訴你
365
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,010
要是沒有呂品替他說好話
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00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:11,740
我老早把他開除了
367
00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,646
呂品替我說好話？
368
00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:18,620
我告訴你，呂品是我太太的表弟
369
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,884
我不能不照顧他的
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00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:24,586
呂品跟老兆的老婆兩人有一腿
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00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:28,825
除了老兆，差不多全世界都知道了
372
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,265
為了可憐老兆那頂綠帽子
373
00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:33,768
我不好意思而已
374
00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:35,964
你聽明白了沒有？
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00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,335
你聽明白了沒有？
376
00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:41,309
兆實億，你聽著
377
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:48,310
好…好極了
378
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:52,256
一死一生，交情難見
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00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:56,724
一生一死，乃見交情
380
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,653
我一毛錢都不會向你借的
381
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,823
您放心好了
382
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:04,298
不過，我要告訴你
383
00:30:04,435 --> 00:30:06,995
你太太的表弟呂品
384
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:10,665
在表面上叫你太太做表姐
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00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:15,337
在床上的時候，那叫表妹呀！
386
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,880
你聽明白了沒有？
387
00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:20,684
你聽明白了沒有？
388
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:24,448
你聽明白了沒有，金榮祿先生
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00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:25,613
胡說
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00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,387
你…你胡說
391
00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:29,959
胡說？
392
00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:34,263
我幹嘛要胡說？
393
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:37,732
金榮祿，你頭上那頂帽子
394
00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:40,963
怎麼綠法？除了你看不見之外
395
00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:43,801
也全世界人都知道了，呸！
396
00:30:57,922 --> 00:31:00,618
呸！真是鬼話連篇
397
00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:07,927
春冰薄，人情更薄
398
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:12,162
江湖險，人心更險
399
00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:19,402
畫虎畫皮難畫骨，知人知面不知心
400
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,036
人情冷暖，世態炎涼
401
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,352
不見棺材不落淚
402
00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:32,183
不到黃河不死心
403
00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:37,090
黃河見過了，回去再看看棺材吧
404
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:42,962
天寒地湊，棺材裏面還暖暖的
405
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:49,235
我都說了，外邊冷呀！
406
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:54,209
出去幹什麼呢？不是還得回來
407
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:26,036
喂，起來
408
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,671
起來呀！
409
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:35,385
起來…出去
410
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,487
幹什麼？
411
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:37,679
我叫你出去
412
00:32:37,822 --> 00:32:39,312
出去？
413
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:41,618
笑話，這棺材是你的嗎？
414
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:42,817
當然是我的
415
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,657
什麼？是你的
416
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:46,695
你看
417
00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:06,478
那邊
418
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,296
呸，他媽的
419
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,864
我就剩口棺材來，你還跟我爭
420
00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:57,593
河北省來的站在這邊
421
00:33:57,735 --> 00:33:58,724
你叫什麼名字？
422
00:33:58,870 --> 00:33:59,768
兆實億
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00:33:59,904 --> 00:34:02,304
對不對？我說你是憋死的吧！
424
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,498
這邊…
425
00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:06,800
排好…
426
00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:10,539
鬼佬注意
427
00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:13,912
法國鬼、美國鬼、英國鬼…
428
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,418
請到六號閘入境
429
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:18,181
俄羅斯鬼，聽著…
430
00:34:18,523 --> 00:34:19,114
真有這事？
431
00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:20,087
可不是嗎？
432
00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,988
他是我們狗場的快遞兆實億
433
00:34:23,127 --> 00:34:24,719
就這麼死了兩次
434
00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:28,291
小二哥、要飯的全親眼看見的
435
00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:34,268
各位趁熱吧！
436
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:35,929
香肉
437
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:39,441
好香，真是名不虛傳，滋陰補陽
438
00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:40,635
來，乾杯
439
00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,177
干…
440
00:34:48,986 --> 00:34:50,010
這邊請
441
00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:53,120
請坐裏面
442
00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:01,088
你吃點什麼？
443
00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:02,164
先泡壺香片
444
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,028
好
445
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:03,895
再來一碗炸醬麵
446
00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,024
是的，你了
447
00:35:05,169 --> 00:35:07,433
香片一壺，炸醬麵一碗
448
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,300
掌櫃的
449
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:12,970
什麼事呀？
450
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,203
我想跟你打聽一下
451
00:35:14,345 --> 00:35:16,506
山東會館在哪兒？
452
00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:19,741
山東會館？什麼事呀
453
00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:22,148
我到這兒來是考大學的
454
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:23,913
旅館客棧住不起
455
00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,683
朋友介紹我到山東會館去住
456
00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:28,689
你可千萬不能去
457
00:35:28,826 --> 00:35:29,815
為什麼？
458
00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:32,528
那兒鬧鬼
459
00:35:32,663 --> 00:35:34,221
鬧鬼？
460
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:36,663
如今一個住客都沒有
461
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,826
全部都是棺材
462
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,836
這個年頭哪有什麼鬼！
463
00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:43,868
走開
464
00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:51,814
讓開…大帥來了
465
00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:53,883
讓開
466
00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:08,126
這位就是住在
467
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:11,360
山東會館隔壁的孫大帥
468
00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:14,597
三多九如呀！
469
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:21,271
錢多、兒子多、姨太太的姘頭多
470
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:24,047
九如呢？
471
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,878
九個如夫人
472
00:36:28,085 --> 00:36:30,747
他們不怕山東會館的鬼呀？
473
00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:34,722
勢敗奴欺主，時衰鬼欺人
474
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,259
人家鴻運當頭
475
00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:39,858
我運氣也不見得壞
476
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:45,560
不聽老人言，吃虧在眼前
477
00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:07,052
院子裏有人嗎？
478
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,719
有人嗎？
479
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:35,999
你是…
480
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:39,803
小姓吳，我就是這裏的管事
481
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,241
你是…
482
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,207
你大概是吳言路，吳大叔
483
00:39:44,348 --> 00:39:47,215
不敢，你是…
484
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:51,348
我是到這兒來考大學的
485
00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:53,018
孔天介紹來的
486
00:39:54,425 --> 00:39:57,326
對，前幾天孔先生跟我提過
487
00:39:57,461 --> 00:39:58,792
你府上是潮州吧
488
00:39:58,929 --> 00:39:59,987
是…
489
00:40:03,634 --> 00:40:05,829
明德？你是徐明德先生
490
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,437
你就叫我明德吧！
491
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:08,401
裏面請…
492
00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:09,267
我自個兒來…
493
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,806
自己人客氣什麼，請
494
00:40:39,236 --> 00:40:40,100
裏面請
495
00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:41,226
好
496
00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:47,008
我把鑰匙啦在這兒
497
00:40:47,745 --> 00:40:48,939
我給你泡壺茶去
498
00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:50,569
別客氣，我自個兒來
499
00:40:50,714 --> 00:40:51,612
到了這兒，我是主人
500
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:53,614
你是客人，應該我來
501
00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:57,980
大叔
502
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:01,819
聽說這兒不大乾淨
503
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,052
回頭我給你打掃打掃
504
00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:08,398
我是說這兒鬧鬼
505
00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:09,999
鬧鬼？
506
00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:12,325
怎麼，你怕？
507
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:12,993
不是怕
508
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:15,401
如果夜裏聽見什麼動靜
509
00:41:15,539 --> 00:41:16,870
你只管睡你的覺
510
00:41:17,007 --> 00:41:19,032
千萬別爬起來看
511
00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:20,471
你是說…
512
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:23,546
我不是說鬼，是…
513
00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:26,907
大僊
514
00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:27,574
大僊？
515
00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:29,151
對，大僊
516
00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:32,414
清晨三叩首，早晚一爐香
517
00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:34,581
多燒香，勤叩頭
518
00:41:34,725 --> 00:41:37,751
少管閒事，多睡覺
519
00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:44,372
怎麼樣？摔倒沒有
520
00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:46,815
還好
521
00:54:48,018 --> 00:54:50,612
我在這兒拿石灰抹抹瓦楞
522
00:54:50,754 --> 00:54:52,745
下雨天漏咯
523
00:55:07,437 --> 00:55:09,701
那小子命真大，居然沒死
524
00:55:09,839 --> 00:55:11,534
是誰呀？沒頭沒尾的
525
00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:13,939
就住在山東會館那個
526
00:55:14,344 --> 00:55:17,245
就說那兒不乾淨，鬧鬼嗎？
527
00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:20,372
那是大僊，不是鬼
528
00:55:22,419 --> 00:55:26,355
我看不是僊，也不是鬼
529
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:29,981
是那個吳管事鬧鬼
530
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:34,521
你呀，年紀輕輕還是軟著點
531
00:55:34,664 --> 00:55:38,361
要是有個芝麻綠豆的，犯不上
532
00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:40,867
不是什麼犯不犯得上的問題
533
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:43,768
總要弄個水落石出嘛！
534
00:55:43,907 --> 00:55:45,397
今兒晚上，我一定把它給抓住
535
00:58:27,036 --> 00:58:29,027
怎麼回事？來呀！
536
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:30,366
不行了
537
00:58:35,078 --> 00:58:36,272
對不起
538
00:58:39,415 --> 00:58:42,384
他媽的，越來越沒用
539
00:58:49,959 --> 00:58:51,483
沒用的東西
540
00:59:04,507 --> 00:59:06,805
妳每天如狼似虎的
541
00:59:06,943 --> 00:59:08,001
我早就準備好了
542
00:59:08,144 --> 00:59:10,578
鞠躬盡瘁，死而後已
543
00:59:11,748 --> 00:59:15,115
什麼鞠躬盡瘁，死而後已
544
00:59:17,654 --> 00:59:18,985
你這個窩囊廢
545
01:00:00,630 --> 01:00:02,530
走…
546
01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:03,825
快點
547
01:00:12,075 --> 01:00:14,509
求求你，饒了我吧！
548
01:00:14,644 --> 01:00:16,908
求求你，饒了我吧！
549
01:03:04,647 --> 01:03:06,444
我千叮嚀萬囑咐
550
01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:09,346
叫你少管閒事多睡覺
551
01:03:09,485 --> 01:03:11,077
你這不是自找麻煩嗎？
552
01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:13,586
我…我也是為了好奇
553
01:03:13,723 --> 01:03:17,022
好奇？有驢子有馬給你騎
554
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:18,559
還好奇
555
01:03:19,428 --> 01:03:21,521
昨天晚上要不是我說情
556
01:03:21,664 --> 01:03:23,291
早就把你給斃了
557
01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:29,130
昨天晚上是你給了我一下子
558
01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:29,704
不是我，是誰？
559
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,774
真有鬼，真有大僊
560
01:03:32,909 --> 01:03:34,877
孫大帥就是大僊
561
01:03:35,011 --> 01:03:37,445
是孫大帥在這兒鬧鬼
562
01:03:38,414 --> 01:03:41,747
這孫大帥也真怪
563
01:03:41,884 --> 01:03:43,647
姨太太是他自己的，他…
564
01:03:43,786 --> 01:03:45,276
他願意
565
01:03:45,421 --> 01:03:48,413
這叫妻不如妾，妾不如偷
566
01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:51,959
偷不如摸，摸不如摸不著
567
01:03:52,128 --> 01:03:54,255
不這麼著，他就提不起興來
568
01:03:54,397 --> 01:03:55,989
關你什麼事
569
01:04:09,245 --> 01:04:11,907
一百年不死都有新聞
570
01:04:12,048 --> 01:04:12,707
對
571
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:15,317
這就叫蘿蔔青菜，各有所愛
572
01:04:15,451 --> 01:04:17,942
來了
573
01:04:22,758 --> 01:04:23,588
等一會兒
574
01:04:23,726 --> 01:04:24,420
怎麼福祿壽？
575
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,857
我們常喝的五加皮沒有了
576
01:04:25,995 --> 01:04:27,223
怎麼了，告訴你
577
01:04:27,363 --> 01:04:29,228
好多人爭著喝都喝不到
578
01:04:29,365 --> 01:04:31,959
這是我們早年存下的
579
01:04:32,768 --> 01:04:34,531
我告訴你，二哥
580
01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:38,470
人不說不知，木不鑽是不透
581
01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:41,338
沙鍋不打，一輩子不漏
582
01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:43,035
我考考你
583
01:04:43,646 --> 01:04:45,477
你知道這福祿壽酒是什麼來歷？
584
01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:46,604
怎麼不知道
585
01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:49,843
酒廠是趙永福、馬寶祿、黃元壽
586
01:04:49,986 --> 01:04:53,353
把兄弟三個開的，所以叫福祿壽
587
01:04:53,489 --> 01:04:55,514
對呀，你聽著
588
01:04:55,658 --> 01:04:59,958
趙永福一死，換了他兒子趙小福
589
01:05:00,096 --> 01:05:01,427
那就出事了
590
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,958
小福這孩子不錯呀！
591
01:05:05,368 --> 01:05:08,826
可是黃元壽，他不是人湊的
592
01:05:08,971 --> 01:05:13,169
一天到晚吃、喝、嫖、賭，逛憲子
593
01:05:13,309 --> 01:05:15,743
他在翠紅堂那喜子就不錯
594
01:05:15,878 --> 01:05:17,903
一天到晚往憲子裏跑
595
01:05:18,047 --> 01:05:21,016
樓上樓下的姑娘們見客
596
01:05:21,150 --> 01:05:23,448
來了…
597
01:05:23,986 --> 01:05:26,511
花天酒地，把外面該收的賬
598
01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:28,624
全給折騰完了
599
01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:31,420
還把馬寶祿老頭子給急壞了
600
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:34,358
年紀大了，薪水發不出
601
01:05:34,497 --> 01:05:37,022
夥計們一個個都走光了
602
01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:40,192
收了定洋，交不出貨
603
01:05:41,137 --> 01:05:44,629
這一急，老毛病可就犯了
604
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,709
連咳嗽帶喘呀！
605
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:53,843
各位老闆
606
01:06:06,562 --> 01:06:11,465
小鬍子…
607
01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:24,203
小鬍子
608
01:06:27,883 --> 01:06:29,316
小鬍子
609
01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:34,217
小鬍子
610
01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:37,720
快開門
611
01:06:40,096 --> 01:06:41,427
來了…
612
01:06:47,303 --> 01:06:47,860
二叔
613
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:48,993
幹什麼你？
614
01:06:49,572 --> 01:06:50,561
落玩呀！
615
01:06:50,706 --> 01:06:51,900
我等門呀
616
01:06:52,041 --> 01:06:55,670
就這麼等門？喊得我嗓子都啞了
617
01:07:04,787 --> 01:07:06,015
去倒盤水來
618
01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:43,919
又沒收著
619
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:44,958
收？
620
01:07:45,694 --> 01:07:48,026
大有大難，小有小難
621
01:07:48,164 --> 01:07:50,325
最好借他們好的
622
01:07:52,268 --> 01:07:54,065
那…咱們米不夠
623
01:07:55,504 --> 01:07:57,369
沒有米怎開工
624
01:07:58,441 --> 01:08:00,170
多歇兩天也好
625
01:08:00,876 --> 01:08:02,002
涼快，涼快
626
01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:06,311
咱們收了人錢，不按期交貨，那…
627
01:08:07,016 --> 01:08:08,506
用你操心
628
01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:11,151
你爹沒跟你說過
629
01:08:11,287 --> 01:08:13,915
船到橋頭自然直
630
01:08:14,056 --> 01:08:14,818
睡覺去
631
01:08:14,957 --> 01:08:16,015
是
632
01:08:19,895 --> 01:08:20,827
那…
633
01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:21,860
那什麼？
634
01:08:21,997 --> 01:08:25,023
船到橋頭，可要是不直呢？
635
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:26,532
不直？
636
01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:29,635
船要是打橫，卡在那兒呢？
637
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:31,740
卡在那兒？
638
01:08:31,874 --> 01:08:34,536
那就把橋給拆了
639
01:08:34,910 --> 01:08:35,899
睡覺去
640
01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:38,479
小王八蛋，多管閒事
641
01:08:38,614 --> 01:08:39,603
出去
642
01:09:25,761 --> 01:09:28,195
小鬍子…
643
01:09:29,565 --> 01:09:30,224
來了
644
01:09:33,035 --> 01:09:33,899
快來
645
01:09:34,870 --> 01:09:35,928
來了…
646
01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:41,336
什麼事呀？
647
01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:43,573
什麼事呀？
648
01:09:44,413 --> 01:09:45,710
這是怎麼回事？
649
01:09:47,149 --> 01:09:48,480
你說吧！
650
01:09:50,553 --> 01:09:51,713
這你認不認識？
651
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:52,718
認識…
652
01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:53,947
是誰？
653
01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:55,317
那是我三叔
654
01:09:55,457 --> 01:09:58,984
廢話，我知這是你三叔
655
01:09:59,128 --> 01:10:01,460
我問你，這女的是誰？
656
01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:02,689
女的？
657
01:10:02,831 --> 01:10:04,093
那女的常常來
658
01:10:04,233 --> 01:10:07,066
有時候三叔跟她還住在這兒
659
01:10:07,903 --> 01:10:09,393
什麼？
660
01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:14,435
住在這兒？
661
01:10:15,411 --> 01:10:17,038
前線的人到天津送貨
662
01:10:17,179 --> 01:10:20,444
三叔跟她常常住在這兒
663
01:10:23,719 --> 01:10:25,584
住在這兒？
664
01:10:26,622 --> 01:10:28,214
她叫什麼？
665
01:10:28,357 --> 01:10:30,291
三叔讓我叫三嬸
666
01:10:31,327 --> 01:10:33,056
三嬸
667
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:37,888
荒唐！簡直是荒唐
668
01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:41,730
你沒聽到她叫什麼嗎？
669
01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:44,737
有，有叫，叫得好大的聲
670
01:10:44,873 --> 01:10:46,033
她怎麼叫？
671
01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:48,109
她…她好像肚子疼
672
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,336
肚子疼？
673
01:10:49,478 --> 01:10:51,275
你怎麼知道她肚子疼？
674
01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:52,243
我呀？
675
01:10:52,381 --> 01:10:54,872
我聽見她叫我就跑上來瞧嘛！
676
01:10:55,017 --> 01:10:57,144
我這麼一瞧呀！
677
01:10:57,286 --> 01:10:59,481
我的媽呀！
678
01:10:59,622 --> 01:11:05,083
唉喲…
679
01:11:05,227 --> 01:11:06,922
好了…
680
01:11:07,563 --> 01:11:12,057
然後，我就聽見三叔在叫喜子
681
01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:14,465
喜子…
682
01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:17,766
我的喜子，我的福祿壽喜子
683
01:11:17,906 --> 01:11:19,897
我喜出望外
684
01:11:20,042 --> 01:11:21,236
就聽見三叔
685
01:11:21,377 --> 01:11:23,436
拍…在打她
686
01:11:23,579 --> 01:11:26,605
她就叫唉喲…饒了我吧！
687
01:11:26,749 --> 01:11:27,875
好了…
688
01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:39,191
這樣怎麼能好得了？
689
01:11:39,828 --> 01:11:41,557
怎麼好得了？
690
01:11:41,697 --> 01:11:43,324
還是正事不幹
691
01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:47,925
整天吃、喝、嫖、賭，濫用公款
692
01:11:48,070 --> 01:11:52,234
弄得我現在連工都開不成
693
01:11:57,446 --> 01:11:58,674
睡覺去
694
01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:02,948
叫你睡覺，聽見沒有？
695
01:12:03,419 --> 01:12:04,784
睡覺去
696
01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:06,579
睡覺…
697
01:12:36,752 --> 01:12:37,844
不像話
698
01:12:53,268 --> 01:12:54,098
三叔
699
01:12:55,404 --> 01:12:57,895
叫三嬸…
700
01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,098
三嬸
701
01:12:59,742 --> 01:13:02,677
這是我老大的兒子叫小鬍子
702
01:13:03,545 --> 01:13:06,343
喜娃，妳這個屁股倒挺大的
703
01:13:06,482 --> 01:13:07,710
去你的
704
01:13:07,850 --> 01:13:09,442
去我的…
705
01:13:11,186 --> 01:13:12,949
喜娃，一會兒你知道我的厲害
706
01:13:13,088 --> 01:13:14,316
我才不怕呢？
707
01:13:22,865 --> 01:13:24,059
我才不怕呢？
708
01:13:31,874 --> 01:13:33,364
急什麼嘛！
709
01:13:33,509 --> 01:13:37,070
先躺下，躺下
710
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:44,716
看什麼？
711
01:13:46,121 --> 01:13:47,713
小王八蛋
712
01:14:32,768 --> 01:14:39,105
喜子…我的福祿壽喜子
713
01:15:04,366 --> 01:15:08,427
二叔…
714
01:15:18,914 --> 01:15:19,938
二叔
715
01:15:24,386 --> 01:15:25,410
二叔
716
01:15:32,027 --> 01:15:33,289
二叔
717
01:15:37,099 --> 01:15:38,225
二叔
718
01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:41,366
二叔
719
01:15:49,444 --> 01:15:52,470
二叔…
720
01:15:58,520 --> 01:15:59,452
二叔
721
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,929
二叔
722
01:16:14,002 --> 01:16:18,462
我都說船到橋頭不一定直嘛！
723
01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:23,574
你不是說直不了，就拆橋嘛！
724
01:16:23,712 --> 01:16:26,840
你不拆橋，也犯不著這樣嘛！
725
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:29,440
現在好了，船不直
726
01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:36,115
您直了，二叔…
727
01:17:02,017 --> 01:17:03,211
三叔
728
01:17:04,686 --> 01:17:08,087
我看還是先報派出所吧！
729
01:17:08,557 --> 01:17:10,388
報派出所？
730
01:17:11,927 --> 01:17:14,259
小孩子話
731
01:17:14,396 --> 01:17:17,092
怎麼報呀！三星酒坊的老闆
732
01:17:17,232 --> 01:17:19,632
跳在酒缸裏自殺了
733
01:17:20,268 --> 01:17:22,566
那這個酒坊的酒，還有人喝？
734
01:17:22,704 --> 01:17:25,798
還賣得出去？真是…
735
01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:29,903
可是總得給二嬸捎個信
736
01:17:30,045 --> 01:17:31,569
怎麼跟她說？
737
01:17:31,713 --> 01:17:35,376
她病壞躺在床上好幾年了
738
01:17:37,185 --> 01:17:39,380
想早點催她死呀！
739
01:17:42,524 --> 01:17:46,016
那總不能讓二叔老泡在缸裏
740
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:50,222
變醉蝦醉蟹，還有醉人呀！
741
01:17:56,638 --> 01:17:58,731
福祿壽三星
742
01:17:59,574 --> 01:18:03,101
福也沒了，祿也沒了
743
01:18:03,245 --> 01:18:06,373
就剩我這個壽，在受罪
744
01:18:12,487 --> 01:18:13,920
我爹還算好
745
01:18:14,389 --> 01:18:16,118
總算有我這麼一個小鬍子
746
01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:19,059
你也不能說是受罪
747
01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:21,059
你家裏有三嬸
748
01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:22,823
外面有喜子
749
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:26,664
可不是嘛！
750
01:18:26,802 --> 01:18:30,101
你瞧，你們哥兒三個
751
01:18:30,238 --> 01:18:33,435
福祿壽，又有喜
752
01:18:33,575 --> 01:18:36,942
福祿壽喜，現在福祿是沒了
753
01:18:37,079 --> 01:18:40,139
你又長壽，又喜性
754
01:18:42,350 --> 01:18:43,681
可是我二叔
755
01:18:43,819 --> 01:18:47,448
馬寶祿…每天泡在酒缸裏
756
01:18:47,589 --> 01:18:48,817
還寶祿呢！
757
01:18:48,957 --> 01:18:51,585
過兩天，可就變成了玫瑰露
758
01:18:52,494 --> 01:18:56,157
還他媽的竹葉青呢！玫瑰露…
759
01:19:03,472 --> 01:19:05,337
我告訴你，小鬍子
760
01:19:05,474 --> 01:19:08,500
這件事只有天知、地知
761
01:19:08,643 --> 01:19:10,406
你知、我知
762
01:19:10,545 --> 01:19:13,173
要是傳到第三個人耳朵裏的
763
01:19:13,315 --> 01:19:15,306
你可當心點
764
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,912
三叔，那喜子要問呢？
765
01:19:18,053 --> 01:19:19,680
誰問你都不能告訴她
766
01:19:19,821 --> 01:19:21,152
知道嗎？
767
01:19:21,289 --> 01:19:23,018
就算漏了一點風聲
768
01:19:23,158 --> 01:19:24,591
我就剝了你的皮
769
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,627
泡在酒缸裏當五加皮
770
01:19:28,697 --> 01:19:30,494
拿釘子袋，跟我走
771
01:19:47,315 --> 01:19:48,839
三叔，慢著…
772
01:19:50,585 --> 01:19:53,679
你讓我瞻仰瞻仰二叔的遺容吧
773
01:19:53,822 --> 01:19:56,689
呸！幹什麼？
774
01:19:56,825 --> 01:20:01,159
你當這是什麼地方？殯儀館呀
775
01:20:02,497 --> 01:20:03,429
釘
776
01:20:06,835 --> 01:20:07,995
哭什麼你！
777
01:20:09,838 --> 01:20:11,305
你怕人家聽不見呀！
778
01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:14,067
你這個小兔邁子，釘
779
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,622
小鬍子，你去看看是什麼人？
780
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,955
先別開門，管不著
781
01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:35,221
去呀
782
01:20:42,504 --> 01:20:44,096
那麼慢也不開門
783
01:20:44,606 --> 01:20:45,538
警察
784
01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:48,407
什麼人？
785
01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:50,135
三叔，警察來了
786
01:20:50,278 --> 01:20:51,302
警察？
787
01:20:51,446 --> 01:20:52,276
你先去開門呀！
788
01:20:52,414 --> 01:20:52,846
可是…
789
01:20:52,981 --> 01:20:54,209
去呀！
790
01:21:05,227 --> 01:21:06,387
怎麼這麼久沒人？
791
01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:06,960
來了…
792
01:21:07,128 --> 01:21:08,026
快開門
793
01:21:10,832 --> 01:21:11,821
請進
794
01:21:12,968 --> 01:21:16,131
看什麼？有什麼好看，走…
795
01:21:16,271 --> 01:21:17,397
現在有張告票
796
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:20,599
是你們開給仁泰米鋪的支票沒兌現
797
01:21:20,742 --> 01:21:22,004
那就告下來了
798
01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:24,169
錢債官法有得打
799
01:21:24,312 --> 01:21:25,472
在這兒蓋蓋印吧！
800
01:21:31,486 --> 01:21:32,578
二位喝杯茶再走吧！
801
01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:34,018
不客氣
802
01:21:35,223 --> 01:21:36,190
走好
803
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:45,655
再見
804
01:21:55,443 --> 01:21:56,705
黃老闆
805
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,646
崔老闆，收貨呀
806
01:22:00,782 --> 01:22:01,248
請進
807
01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:02,610
進來…
808
01:22:13,295 --> 01:22:14,523
這邊…
809
01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:20,157
上次這個價錢…
810
01:22:36,151 --> 01:22:37,015
三叔
811
01:22:39,921 --> 01:22:42,947
三叔，貨出的差不多了
812
01:22:43,091 --> 02:45:27,729
要有人再提貨…
813
01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:46,257
哎…
814
01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:55,496
跟我來
815
01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:17,416
三叔，這酒…
816
01:23:17,559 --> 01:23:18,992
明天義合來收貨
817
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:19,854
三個醰子裏頭
818
01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:21,292
每醰子對三分之一
819
01:23:21,429 --> 01:23:23,590
先對付他們再說
820
01:23:23,732 --> 01:23:25,165
那…
821
01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:27,393
那…那什麼呀！
822
01:23:27,535 --> 01:23:29,935
天知、地知、你知、我知
823
01:23:30,071 --> 01:23:31,663
酒不醉人人自醉
824
01:23:31,806 --> 01:23:34,104
什麼酒不醉人呀！
825
01:23:34,976 --> 01:23:36,841
不是這麼說！
826
01:23:36,978 --> 01:23:40,379
你良心過意得去嗎？三叔
827
01:23:40,515 --> 01:23:41,982
良心？
828
01:23:42,417 --> 01:23:44,749
良心賣多少錢一斤？
829
01:23:44,886 --> 01:23:47,446
良心，要是講良心
830
01:23:47,589 --> 01:23:49,750
連狗都不吃屎了，放屁
831
01:24:00,568 --> 01:24:03,002
聽說最近三星酒坊
832
01:24:03,171 --> 01:24:04,866
產的福祿壽酒
833
01:24:05,006 --> 01:24:07,201
味道跟以前大不相同
834
01:24:07,342 --> 01:24:09,276
來，嘗嘗…
835
01:24:14,482 --> 01:24:15,574
沒酒了
836
01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:17,480
夥計…
837
01:24:17,852 --> 01:24:19,285
來了…
838
01:24:26,561 --> 01:24:27,391
再拿瓶酒來
839
01:24:27,529 --> 01:24:28,689
是…
840
01:24:29,197 --> 01:24:30,528
來…
841
01:24:33,468 --> 01:24:34,730
干…
842
01:24:37,138 --> 01:24:38,435
真的還不錯
843
01:24:39,007 --> 01:24:41,407
穿紅掛綠的，這酒不錯
844
01:24:41,543 --> 01:24:43,773
真的是名不虛傳
845
01:24:47,182 --> 01:24:49,480
這福祿壽真不錯
846
01:24:49,617 --> 01:24:50,641
可不是嘛！
847
01:24:50,785 --> 01:24:54,448
做人要有人味，喝酒要有酒味
848
01:24:54,589 --> 01:24:55,453
對…
849
01:24:55,590 --> 01:24:57,114
你說是不是？小鬍子
850
01:24:57,258 --> 01:24:58,987
那當然啦！
851
01:24:59,127 --> 01:25:01,061
我們三星酒坊的酒
852
01:25:01,196 --> 01:25:03,926
不但有酒味，還有人味
853
01:25:04,065 --> 01:25:05,089
人味？
854
01:25:06,668 --> 01:25:08,863
這酒怎麼會有人味？
855
01:25:09,871 --> 01:25:11,395
怎麼酒有人味？
856
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:14,840
酒怎麼會有人味呢？
857
01:25:14,976 --> 01:25:16,273
人味？
858
01:25:16,411 --> 01:25:18,208
你剛說的，酒有人味
859
01:25:18,346 --> 01:25:19,370
我說的嗎？
860
01:25:19,514 --> 01:25:21,175
是你說的
861
01:25:23,451 --> 01:25:25,385
我剛才說酒有人味
862
01:25:25,553 --> 01:25:26,417
你剛說的
863
01:25:26,554 --> 01:25:27,248
是我說的嗎？
864
01:25:27,388 --> 01:25:28,514
你說的
865
01:25:29,524 --> 01:25:31,651
就是人情味
866
01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:36,321
老話說得好，交朋友煙酒飲後
867
01:25:36,464 --> 01:25:38,955
賭錢賭博，對不對？
868
01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:41,295
所以說我們三星酒坊的酒
869
01:25:41,436 --> 01:25:46,135
是越喝越厚，越厚越有人情味
870
01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:49,207
於是人有酒味，是酒有人味
871
01:25:49,344 --> 01:25:52,575
味氣相投，是朋友越交越厚
872
01:25:52,714 --> 01:25:56,115
對，酒有人味，人有酒味
873
01:25:56,284 --> 01:25:58,878
小鬍子，來，乾一杯
874
01:26:00,054 --> 01:26:02,318
不…戒掉了…
875
01:26:02,457 --> 01:26:04,049
各位多喝兩杯
876
01:26:04,192 --> 01:26:06,956
三杯通大道，一斗合自然
877
01:26:07,095 --> 01:26:09,359
但得酒中趣，勿為醒者傳
878
01:26:09,497 --> 01:26:10,088
各位多喝點
879
01:26:10,231 --> 01:26:11,596
來…喝…
880
01:26:15,103 --> 01:26:17,264
怎麼了？喝醉了
881
01:26:17,405 --> 01:26:20,897
醉？我會醉，真笑話
882
01:26:21,042 --> 01:26:23,203
就這點酒，我怎麼會醉
883
01:26:24,212 --> 01:26:28,478
我…我沒別的，我要多喝兩杯
884
01:26:31,886 --> 01:26:34,753
天若不愛酒，酒僊不在天
885
01:26:34,889 --> 01:26:38,552
地若不愛酒，地應無酒泉
886
01:26:38,693 --> 01:26:42,493
天地既愛酒，愛酒不愧天
887
01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:44,222
來…喝
888
01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:50,360
這回我…我請客
889
01:26:50,505 --> 01:26:52,166
來…
890
01:26:52,307 --> 01:26:53,399
螃蟹一呀爪八個
891
01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:55,008
兩頭尖尖這麼大個
892
01:26:55,176 --> 01:26:56,973
眼一擠，脖一縮
893
01:26:57,111 --> 01:26:59,341
爬呀！爬呀！過沙河
894
01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:00,913
哥倆好，該誰喝
895
01:27:01,049 --> 01:27:02,641
六六大順，該誰喝
896
01:27:02,784 --> 01:27:05,378
三星高照，該你喝
897
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:06,851
該我喝，我就喝
898
01:27:06,988 --> 01:27:08,751
喝酒從來不囉唆
899
01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:09,879
這個酒是真不錯
900
01:27:10,024 --> 01:27:11,491
我來斟來，你來喝
901
01:27:11,659 --> 01:27:14,890
我斟酒從來不囉唆
902
01:27:15,029 --> 01:27:16,121
我說小鬍子
903
01:27:16,264 --> 01:27:18,528
怎麼現在的福祿壽跟以前不同呀
904
01:27:18,666 --> 01:27:19,928
怎麼不同？
905
01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:22,628
當然不同，加了料
906
01:27:22,770 --> 01:27:23,964
加料？
907
01:27:24,105 --> 01:27:25,663
加料
908
01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:27,234
過去問一問
909
01:27:28,643 --> 01:27:30,975
加什麼料？
910
01:27:35,950 --> 01:27:39,283
這個…這竅門呀！不能說
911
01:27:39,420 --> 01:27:40,944
廢話…
912
01:27:44,025 --> 01:27:46,926
有個新名字，你們可得記住
913
01:27:47,061 --> 01:27:48,551
什麼新名字？
914
01:27:48,730 --> 01:27:50,391
叫…
915
01:27:50,531 --> 01:27:52,761
叫什麼？快說
916
01:27:54,202 --> 01:27:57,069
這叫二鍋頭
917
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:04,973
老黃，您放心，我們先錢後貨
918
01:28:05,113 --> 01:28:06,512
三個月交貨，沒關係
919
01:28:06,648 --> 01:28:07,512
對…
920
01:28:07,649 --> 01:28:09,776
曾老闆，這不是錢的問題
921
01:28:09,917 --> 01:28:12,317
你們幾位都是經常有交易的老主顧
922
01:28:12,453 --> 01:28:13,112
是呀！
923
01:28:13,254 --> 01:28:15,313
我總不能有偏有相呀！
924
01:28:15,456 --> 01:28:18,220
再說這個釀酒不比自來水公司
925
01:28:18,359 --> 01:28:20,486
一開水龍頭，水就往外流
926
01:28:20,628 --> 01:28:22,562
這得要有時間的
927
01:28:22,730 --> 01:28:24,721
時間沒問題，三個月不行
928
01:28:24,866 --> 01:28:27,960
六個月都行，你先收錢…
929
01:28:28,102 --> 01:28:29,569
六個月不行，不就一年
930
01:28:29,737 --> 01:28:31,227
一年不行，一年半也可以
931
01:28:31,406 --> 01:28:33,203
大家老朋友，錢先收下
932
01:28:33,341 --> 01:28:34,330
不要那麼囉唆
933
01:28:34,475 --> 01:28:36,102
收了錢再說吧！
934
01:28:36,244 --> 01:28:38,337
不行…這個錢我不能收
935
01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:40,811
到時候交不了貨怎麼算？
936
01:28:46,921 --> 01:28:48,718
話可不是這麼說
937
01:28:48,856 --> 01:28:52,292
你們總不想我在酒裏頭摻水吧！
938
01:28:52,460 --> 01:28:54,894
三星酒坊，怎麼會呢？
939
01:28:55,063 --> 01:28:56,724
我們相信你
940
01:28:56,864 --> 01:28:58,297
收下…
941
01:28:58,466 --> 01:29:00,866
好…
942
01:29:01,002 --> 01:29:02,526
我就駁為其難吧！
943
01:29:02,670 --> 01:29:03,568
謝謝…
944
01:29:15,950 --> 01:29:18,885
三叔，這總不是辦法
945
01:29:19,053 --> 01:29:21,317
你得想辦法找人開工呀！
946
01:29:21,456 --> 01:29:22,718
找人開工？
947
01:29:23,891 --> 01:29:24,949
人多嘴雜
948
01:29:25,093 --> 01:29:27,220
你能整天把著看著他嗎？
949
01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:29,853
要是讓人知道你二叔泡在這裏頭
950
01:29:29,997 --> 01:29:31,828
我的媽就完了
951
01:29:31,966 --> 01:29:33,558
那…
952
01:29:34,268 --> 01:29:35,667
你老這麼對水
953
01:29:35,803 --> 01:29:38,738
二叔那把老骨頭還能夠泡幾缸呀
954
01:29:38,906 --> 01:29:41,568
現在是酒有人味，人有酒味
955
01:29:41,709 --> 01:29:44,439
到後來變成酒有水味
956
01:29:44,579 --> 01:29:46,740
水有酒味，那…
957
01:29:46,881 --> 01:29:48,348
那不就砸鍋了嗎？
958
01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:50,278
那還不方便
959
01:29:50,418 --> 01:29:52,113
到時候咱們就不對水了
960
01:29:52,253 --> 01:29:54,346
往裏頭對人了
961
01:30:01,295 --> 01:30:03,593
沒什麼…睡覺去
962
01:30:03,731 --> 01:30:06,097
船到橋頭自然直，睡覺去
963
01:30:17,979 --> 01:30:18,946
二叔
964
01:30:23,351 --> 01:30:26,343
我…想起二叔
965
01:30:26,487 --> 01:30:27,886
你…
966
01:30:29,457 --> 01:30:30,890
你叫什麼你？
967
01:30:31,058 --> 01:30:32,992
去…睡覺去
968
01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:35,490
去
969
01:30:48,743 --> 01:30:50,142
討厭…
970
01:31:31,185 --> 01:31:31,844
別那麼急嘛！
971
01:31:31,986 --> 01:31:33,419
我家裏還有點事，我要回去了
972
01:31:33,588 --> 01:31:34,350
下次一定來
973
01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:35,751
下次早點來
974
01:31:42,129 --> 01:31:44,120
等一等，我來開燈
975
01:31:44,298 --> 01:31:45,458
我送妳出去
976
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:46,532
討厭
977
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:54,873
親一個…
978
01:31:56,477 --> 01:31:58,411
讓人家看到不好意思，討厭
979
01:31:58,579 --> 01:32:00,979
那下次早點來，再見
980
01:32:58,306 --> 01:32:58,863
三叔
981
01:32:59,006 --> 01:32:59,938
什麼時候了？
982
01:33:00,074 --> 01:33:02,201
太陽都曬到屁股了，還不起來
983
01:33:28,502 --> 01:33:30,265
小鬍子，走呀！你
984
01:33:36,043 --> 01:33:37,203
給我喝一點，你
985
01:33:37,345 --> 01:33:39,142
三叔，我戒酒呀！
986
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:41,214
你給我喝呀！
987
01:33:41,382 --> 01:33:43,612
三叔，我不能喝
988
01:33:44,118 --> 01:33:46,484
三叔，我的小雞雞
989
01:34:17,018 --> 01:34:18,315
我的媽呀！
990
01:34:18,753 --> 01:34:20,550
你這小子，還有得跑
991
01:34:31,365 --> 01:34:33,333
你這小兔邁子
992
01:36:48,469 --> 01:36:51,996
小兔邁子…你
993
01:37:23,237 --> 01:37:26,866
小鬍子…不行
994
01:37:28,275 --> 01:37:31,039
小鬍子…
995
01:37:53,367 --> 01:37:55,892
螃蟹一呀！爪八個
996
01:37:56,036 --> 01:37:58,596
兩頭尖尖這麼大個
997
01:37:58,739 --> 01:38:01,173
眼一擠呀！脖一縮
998
01:38:01,308 --> 01:38:04,072
爬呀！爬呀！過沙河
999
01:38:04,211 --> 01:38:06,543
哥倆好呀！該誰喝
1000
01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:10,446
哥倆好呀！該你喝，你就喝
1001
01:38:10,584 --> 01:38:13,917
你喝酒從來不囉唆
1002
01:38:29,136 --> 01:38:32,594
三叔，你想喝酒
1003
01:38:32,773 --> 01:38:34,900
早點告訴我嘛
1004
01:38:35,042 --> 01:38:38,239
我好得準備一下下酒的菜嘛！
1005
01:38:45,886 --> 01:38:48,320
你們說這酒怎麼能喝
1006
01:38:48,455 --> 01:38:49,387
這酒怎麼能喝
1007
01:38:49,523 --> 01:38:50,751
來，換一瓶五加皮
1008
01:38:50,891 --> 01:38:51,823
是…
1009
01:38:51,992 --> 01:38:53,289
我就不喝這種酒
1010
01:38:53,427 --> 01:38:54,086
是呀！
1011
01:38:54,228 --> 01:38:55,786
這酒不能喝
1012
01:39:17,918 --> 01:39:21,081
王八蛋，你他媽的造謠言
1013
01:39:21,221 --> 01:39:22,882
也不是一天了
1014
01:39:23,023 --> 01:39:25,787
大家做生意，井水不犯河水
1015
01:39:25,926 --> 01:39:29,623
老黃賣瓜，自賣自誇，沒有關係
1016
01:39:29,763 --> 01:39:31,594
你可以說你自個兒的瓜甜
1017
01:39:31,732 --> 01:39:34,166
你為什麼要說人家的瓜苦呀！
1018
01:39:34,301 --> 01:39:35,791
我說
1019
01:39:35,970 --> 01:39:38,598
你說你的酒醇，可也沒關係
1020
01:39:38,739 --> 01:39:39,103
是…
1021
01:39:39,239 --> 01:39:41,764
你不能說我們的酒裏泡死人
1022
01:39:41,909 --> 01:39:42,637
算了…
1023
01:39:42,776 --> 01:39:44,141
什麼算，跟他沒個完
1024
01:39:44,278 --> 01:39:45,210
你個老王八蛋
1025
01:39:45,346 --> 01:39:47,780
你不想想看，你有沒有良心…
1026
01:39:47,948 --> 01:39:49,472
什麼事？兩位給我點面子
1027
01:39:49,650 --> 01:39:50,048
有話好說
1028
01:39:50,184 --> 01:39:51,048
去…
1029
01:39:51,185 --> 01:39:53,346
這可不關我事，我可聽人家說的
1030
01:39:53,520 --> 01:39:54,646
聽誰說的？
1031
01:39:54,788 --> 01:39:56,221
聽…
1032
01:39:56,390 --> 01:39:57,823
都是你這個老朽子
1033
01:39:57,958 --> 01:40:00,518
叫新聞界去造謠言
1034
01:40:00,661 --> 01:40:02,891
你一面向衛生局寫黑信
1035
01:40:03,030 --> 01:40:04,497
說我們勾結亂黨
1036
01:40:04,665 --> 01:40:06,690
一面又叫你老婆的乾爹乾媽
1037
01:40:06,834 --> 01:40:08,096
出來瞎起哄
1038
01:40:08,235 --> 01:40:09,463
這不關我老婆的事
1039
01:40:09,603 --> 01:40:10,661
呸！
1040
01:40:10,804 --> 01:40:13,272
你別他媽的不要臉，沒有你老婆
1041
01:40:13,440 --> 01:40:15,908
你做老闆，你開酒廠？
1042
01:40:16,076 --> 01:40:17,873
你根本連挑水的資格都不夠
1043
01:40:18,012 --> 01:40:19,946
走，咱們到局子裏頭去評評理
1044
01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:21,809
走…
1045
01:40:22,349 --> 01:40:23,543
老王八蛋
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