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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:00,041 23.976 2 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,234 THE THINGS WE HAVE IN COMMON 3 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:34,029 I'm not that weird. 4 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:39,367 Some of my ideas might sound a little weird, but... 5 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:42,746 She's obsessed! 6 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:46,041 Go ahead and nod, but she is. 7 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:49,961 What happens to unworn clothes? 8 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,213 She goes crazy every season. 9 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,840 Her clothes won't fit! 10 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:57,802 Wool is made from elastic fibers, it shrinks. 11 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:01,639 She didn't gain weight, her clothes shrunk! 12 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,351 Chocolate is not fattening. 13 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:07,270 It helps you lose weight. 14 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:11,566 The energy makes you more active and you burn fat. 15 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:15,153 She pigs out on chocolate every night. 16 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,365 It's my fault she gains weight. 17 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,992 I put too much oil on her salad! 18 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,828 Pictures change. 19 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,914 At first you hate yourself. 20 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:29,000 Months later you realize you've changed. 21 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,419 What are you like in pictures? 22 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,297 You are what you are! 23 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:37,509 A few months later, you are what you were. 24 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,718 Big deal! 25 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:42,347 Pictures improve with time. 26 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,350 Okay, so we get older... 27 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,269 But I don't want to face that. 28 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:52,232 Life is too short to waste on mistakes. 29 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,985 You have to plan everything to a "T". 30 00:03:56,027 --> 00:04:01,116 Life is too short to waste on planning everything. 31 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,576 You gotta be flexible! 32 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:07,372 The only way to keep control is to be organized. 33 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,374 The only way to keep control is to be unorganized. 34 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,919 The only way to keep control... 35 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,755 - is to be unorganized. - You're right. 36 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,674 I lost my lighter. 37 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:22,846 Being jealous means you're afraid to lose the other person. 38 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:26,599 Being jealous means you don't trust the other person. 39 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,894 So when you're jealous, it's love! 40 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:34,399 If there's no trust, you're not in love! 41 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,987 THEY DON'T MAKE LOVE LIKE THEY USED TO 42 00:04:56,755 --> 00:05:00,008 - When did you find out? - At the video store. 43 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:04,387 I pick a movie and Andrea says we've seen it. 44 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,557 Maybe he saw it, but I didn't! 45 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:12,562 He starts making up crap, saying someone lent him that movie. 46 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,899 Then I remembered we never saw that movie 47 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,901 because it was playing at Mignon. 48 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:21,529 - Who takes your tickets at Mignon? - Silvia, his ex! 49 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,448 Of course he denies everything. 50 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:27,535 He didn't go there to see the movie, he went there to see... 51 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,871 - The sex bomb. - So, I decided. 52 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,415 There is a lack of trust here! 53 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,710 So I go: "What else has he hid from me?" 54 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:39,381 He goes: "I hate jealousy. Change or it's over." 55 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:43,301 So I go: "I'm not changing, it's over." 56 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,888 Since he's a wimp, he gave in. 57 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:50,392 Love means leaving room for mistakes. 58 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,434 No. 59 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,978 Love means never having to say: "I told you so". 60 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,730 Well, I told him so. 61 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,816 Ex's are just that: Ex! 62 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,738 Andrea. 63 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:08,535 We said we either get married or break up. 64 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,662 So we broke up. 65 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:14,916 But there's one thing I don't get. 66 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,835 Who broke up with who? 67 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:21,923 If I broke up with you, it's my own fault. 68 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:25,385 But if you broke up with me... 69 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,803 Pick up the phone! 70 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,139 I'm not calling to argue. 71 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,775 There's someone in here! 72 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,570 It's gonna be a while! 73 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,252 I'm just here to say bon voyage. 74 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,840 Mother says no more girl scout trips because it's time to mature. 75 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:51,429 I need to travel and have my own experiences. 76 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,350 Guys, let's go! 77 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,019 Proceed, I don't want to delay you. 78 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,355 You didn't see me here! 79 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,034 Hello, Mother. Ciao. 80 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,745 No, everything is fine. 81 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,873 I couldn't find them. 82 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:22,335 Quit going ballistic, the train was late! 83 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:25,213 I know, but... 84 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,798 I have a wicked idea! 85 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,926 I can get an Inter Rail ticket. 86 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:33,805 I'll travel Europe and have my own experiences. 87 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,559 I won't ruin your vacation! 88 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,479 I'm almost 15! 89 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,399 Good job, Martina. You act older. 90 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:47,861 I know, I'm mature for my age. 91 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,739 But call me Meggy. 92 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,074 Martina sounds old! Thanks. 93 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:56,244 Meggy isn't even short for Martina. 94 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,871 Like I know! It's way unfair. 95 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,918 Granny said that Mother said 96 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,963 I could stay at your house since you got dumped 97 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,923 and weren't going anywhere. 98 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,759 What? I dumped him! 99 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,721 I made all the decisions, as usual. 100 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:18,641 Can't they mind their own business? 101 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:22,645 You don't have a book, do you? 102 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,439 I'm not that stereotypical! 103 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:28,109 - I have a book. - Take another one. 104 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,907 Give me the one I have to read for summer homework. 105 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,658 Sure! 106 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:39,120 That one about teen angst... 107 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,956 - Young Holden? - No... 108 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,042 - Young Turles? - No... 109 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,836 - Young Werther? - Yes, that one. 110 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,630 They still make kids read those? 111 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:57,097 - 285! - Come on! 112 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,349 The German version is in there too. 113 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:05,814 I lived with a guy for 8 years who used his mother's bank account! 114 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:10,026 I had to thank his mother too for gifts he got me. 115 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:13,446 He couldn't make a decision! 116 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:18,743 When you ask him a question you have to answer it too. 117 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:23,248 How could I diet when he always cooked me things? 118 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:28,169 - You said we'd split it! - No, this is the last piece. 119 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,796 This is the Peace Pie. 120 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:33,717 Andrea made it whenever we argued. 121 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,719 Then we'd make up. 122 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,762 There's ice cream in the freezer. 123 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:43,768 This is good because of its secret ingredient. 124 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,645 Actually there are two. 125 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,647 Ginger and cinnamon. 126 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,524 He couldn't even decide on that. 127 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:54,112 - There's only one secret ingredient. - Got a picture of Andrea? 128 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,489 In the trash. 129 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,701 Under there, in the trash. 130 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:04,622 Are you nuts? You trashed 8 years of pictures! 131 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,750 Only where you could see him. 132 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,140 The world passed right by us! 133 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:26,102 People got married and the cute guys came out of the closet. 134 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:30,607 It's not my fault the train broke and I was late! 135 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:34,903 Scout camp could have been a major educational experience! 136 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,697 You can't dump someone after 8 years! 137 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,866 Especially at your age! 138 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:44,662 You wanna be free but you're too young. 139 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:49,334 When you are free, you're too old to enjoy it! 140 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:03,723 As if I would go with you and those wrinkly old farts! 141 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:08,019 As it is, our hometown reeks! 142 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,315 You don't trust me. 143 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:17,487 Sibilla Balzarro went to the States by herself when she was 13! 144 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,741 Yes, I would jump off a bridge if she did! 145 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:24,744 All teenagers copy each other. 146 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:28,915 We lack major equilibrium, I didn't choose to be your daughter! 147 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,626 You chose to be my mother! 148 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:36,089 Your daughter needs to go on vacation with her friends. 149 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:39,300 If you won't take her because you're selfish, 150 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:42,220 then I'll take my niece. 151 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,348 Why? Why can't I go to scout camp? 152 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,144 You know what I'm like? 153 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,312 What are you like? 154 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:54,983 Martina is staying with me. 155 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,818 It's Meggy, not Martina. 156 00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:00,363 Whatever. Have a nice trip. 157 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,283 Your mother is terrible! 158 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,994 I have to live with her all year. 159 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,996 How can we be sisters? 160 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,420 I'll take you, if you want. 161 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,005 Where are these girl scouts? 162 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,677 I'm not waiting for Andrea's call. 163 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,555 My friends are in Greece. 164 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,558 Nice, especially since you're taking classical studies. 165 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,685 Where exactly? 166 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,104 Los, in the Cyclades. 167 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,277 Beaches, hot sun... 168 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,406 Sorry, I can't. 169 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:48,620 I break out in a rash if I get too much sun. 170 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,585 Stop looking at me like that. 171 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,754 Don't you dare cry! 172 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:17,065 Stefy! Over here. 173 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,903 Everyone's feet stinks! 174 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,280 There's fresh air over here. 175 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,447 I love you, Auntie! 176 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,033 That's sweet of you. 177 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,619 Too bad we never hang out, you're a nice person. 178 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,372 No, I'm not. 179 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,000 I'm like a total liar. 180 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:21,713 I try to tell the truth, but something else comes out. 181 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:25,633 It's because of your mother! 182 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,230 I missed the train on purpose. 183 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,816 I'm mature enough to be on my own. 184 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,235 Never mind. 185 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,946 Once you see your friends it won't be a lie anymore. 186 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,449 Sweet dreams. 187 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,118 I sort of like told another lie... 188 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,497 But I can't tell you, 'cause you'd get mad. 189 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,339 I won't get angry. 190 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:13,348 My friends aren't in Greece, they're in Spain. 191 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:17,394 I caused this royal mess to go to los. 192 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:21,356 The island of love, it's always been my dream! 193 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,192 And there I will lose my virginity. 194 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,194 If not there, where? 195 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,988 Who said you have to? 196 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,825 It's a big deal for me! 197 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:35,745 Guys get turned off because they can tell I'm still a virgin! 198 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:51,177 Stop staring, go back to sleep! 199 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,847 You sleep, I have to learn! 200 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,548 Now what? 201 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:31,051 Do you hate me now that I told you the truth? 202 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,640 You grownups always want us to lie behind your backs. 203 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,977 You're like Mother, 204 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,979 you can't handle the truth! 205 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:49,319 I'm in charge of you now, this is too big of a responsibility. 206 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,988 I can handle the truth. 207 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,950 It's that you want to do it with a complete stranger! 208 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,787 Listen to me! 209 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,540 It will be horrible and you'll remember it forever. 210 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:07,003 No. I'm going to have a triple orgasm. 211 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,050 I read all about it. 212 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:15,136 You have to be relaxed. 213 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,475 You have to practice first. 214 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:25,605 So when you fall in love you don't give a bad impression! 215 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,274 What kind of logic is that? 216 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,527 That's my philosophy. 217 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,012 How old were you the first time you did it? 218 00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,098 You do it when you're ready. 219 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,434 Okay, I was 19. 220 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,395 Were you in love? 221 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:08,064 Of course. 222 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,692 How was it? 223 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:15,196 - It just was! - See? 224 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,241 You were in love and it sucked. 225 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:22,537 - It was my first time! - You should have done it before. 226 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,540 - Before what? - Before the first time. 227 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,088 Do you only do weird things? 228 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,757 You eat dessert before your meal? 229 00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,426 Who decides what's normal? 230 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,805 Weren't you on a diet? 231 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,474 Chocolate makes you lose weight. 232 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,315 I knew it! 233 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,193 It's exactly like Andrea's cake! 234 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,278 Some secret! They make it here. 235 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,322 It's really good, though. 236 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:42,826 Not as good as his. 237 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,121 What are you doing? 238 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:50,291 My head has to be in the North or I can't sleep. 239 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,585 Get up, I need to move the bed. 240 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:11,521 - Is this your summer homework? - Yes. 241 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:14,482 What if he does tantric sex? 242 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:17,402 I'll have to do it for 5 hours! 243 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,404 You have a serious problem. 244 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,365 I know, my hormones are out of control. 245 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,658 Let's go to the beach! 246 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,994 No, the sun is too hot. 247 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,912 Let's take a nap. 248 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,498 I'm almost 15, I'll sleep when I'm old. 249 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:14,209 There's your last chance. 250 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,961 - She must be 30! - Exactly. 251 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,881 Wouldn't you put out at her age? 252 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,050 If I was a woman I'd put out non-stop. 253 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,691 Italian? 254 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,110 I'm Marco, this is Pippo. 255 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:42,737 Stefania, nice to meet you. This is my niece Meggy. 256 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:46,700 Where is everyone on this island? 257 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,577 - What are we? - I mean everyone... 258 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:52,080 They party at night and sleep all day. 259 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:55,417 And you losers go to bed early. 260 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,252 Don't you want a tan? 261 00:22:57,293 --> 00:23:01,172 The sun is bad for you at this time of day. 262 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:05,260 I get polymorphous light eruption. 263 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,561 Are you going to the Scorpion tonight? 264 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,271 Yuck! 265 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,690 Only toddlers go there! 266 00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:25,405 Since you insist on talking to us, let's take a test. 267 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,825 "What are you like in bed?" 268 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:32,328 "A friend invites you to a partouze." 269 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:35,248 - What's that? - An orgy. 270 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,001 "What do you do?" 271 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,295 A. You are shocked and decline. 272 00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:43,298 B. You go check it out. 273 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:46,718 C. You plan the next one at your house. 274 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,972 A. I am shocked and decline. 275 00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:53,725 - Right? - Well, it depends. 276 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,854 C. The next one would be at my house. 277 00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:01,524 - How would you know? - That's why I choose C! 278 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:04,027 - I choose C too. Pippo? - C. 279 00:24:05,195 --> 00:24:08,531 We get five points. Stefania... zero! 280 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,536 "How do you feel about someone watching you have sex?" 281 00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:15,455 "A. Major turn-on". I pick A. 282 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,582 Read B and C! 283 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,751 You just want the most points! 284 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,420 Just chill! 285 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,506 Enough talking, I want some action. 286 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:28,510 Later I'll quiz you on oral sex. 287 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,387 Where are you going? 288 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:33,682 Are you sure you're related? 289 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,684 Unfortunately. 290 00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,395 Is her best friend her mother? 291 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:40,980 How do I know? Why? 292 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:43,441 Girls like that are teases. 293 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:45,318 Mothers are an important factor. 294 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,029 They don't put out to rebel, they do it when they want to. 295 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:51,241 Friendship has ruined it for us. 296 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:56,204 - Mother is my best friend. - All you do is fight! 297 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:58,623 Because of the fight on the phone? 298 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:01,876 No, I have to go ballistic on her. 299 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:06,214 Otherwise she thinks she isn't a good mother. 300 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:10,343 - We talk about everything. - You can talk to me too. 301 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:15,306 I don't want to be a normal old aunt. 302 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:19,019 I want to be your friend. Do you? 303 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,730 Menopause is lingering and I'm still a virgin! 304 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:22,772 What? 305 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,652 Andrea, it's me. 306 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:30,572 Was being free a problem with us? 307 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,741 I don't think it was. 308 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:36,870 You went to Lucca in 1997 and I let you sleep there. 309 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,290 And something else... 310 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:44,419 if we had had children, what would we have been like? 311 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:47,005 Being parents is a pain! 312 00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:52,177 Anyway, this freedom thing was a misconception. 313 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:57,223 When you claimed I was holding back your freedom, I was actually... 314 00:25:57,265 --> 00:26:00,894 Well it was for your own good! 315 00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:07,484 Call me if you get this message. 316 00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:10,487 I'm in los, Cyclades. Greece! 317 00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,781 Some crazy teenager island! 318 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,532 Write this number. 319 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:21,206 Panorama Hotel. You can call collect! 320 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:28,797 Are you not answering because you're screwing Silvia Magliocchetti? 321 00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:31,800 Or are you on vacation with her? 322 00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:34,469 In either case, you and Silvia can both fuck off! 323 00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:35,804 You idiot! 324 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:36,865 I could have popped a blood vessel! 325 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:01,097 You're coming with me. 326 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,974 - Why? - Who is this? 327 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:05,226 - How would I know? - And you're kissing him? 328 00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:07,729 How else can I get to know him? 329 00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:10,148 Will you get moving! 330 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,485 If I only have to make out, I'm set. 331 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:17,906 When I was little I made up new forms of kissing. 332 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:22,035 The penguin, butterfly, chipmunk. 333 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:27,874 I was Epicurean and didn't know it! 334 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:30,377 We hadn't even studied philosophy yet. 335 00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,964 I wasn't even into that guy. 336 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,098 Can I talk about Epicurus? 337 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:46,476 Epicurus was all: 338 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:50,897 "The liberation of your passions is the path to happiness. 339 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:53,191 Through philosophy... 340 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:57,529 man frees himself from all grievous sentiments." 341 00:29:04,494 --> 00:29:07,914 - Have you guys seen Meggy? - She went swimming. 342 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:10,041 - By herself? - Yeah. She'll be fine. 343 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,252 Have a seat. 344 00:29:14,337 --> 00:29:16,339 - Want a beer? - At breakfast? 345 00:29:16,381 --> 00:29:19,342 I'd probably puke. 346 00:29:24,347 --> 00:29:26,224 See what I mean? 347 00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:31,938 I can't stand seeing everyone so relaxed! 348 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,482 Have they done their summer homework? 349 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,139 Selfish. 350 00:30:57,065 --> 00:31:00,068 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS COINCIDENCE 351 00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:20,797 What's your name? 352 00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:24,426 Andrea. 353 00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:26,845 Huh? Aeneas? 354 00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:29,681 Uh, yeah. 355 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:32,225 Fab! I got an A on The Aeneid! 356 00:31:57,667 --> 00:31:59,878 My name's Meggy. 357 00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:06,009 - What are you doing? - Drawing. 358 00:32:06,051 --> 00:32:10,096 Well, I'm learning how to draw. 359 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:13,767 Are you here by yourself? 360 00:32:13,808 --> 00:32:16,478 Lucky you! On the island of love... 361 00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:18,855 Are you with your parents? 362 00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:24,694 - I'm with... - Your boyfriend? 363 00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:28,073 Yeah... I mean... 364 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,116 No, he left. 365 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,826 It's not "boyfriend". 366 00:32:31,868 --> 00:32:34,204 It's either "remorse" or "regret". 367 00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:37,791 Remorse, if you boinked. 368 00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:40,210 Regret, if you didn't. 369 00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:42,837 Which one is he? 370 00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:45,423 Remorse. 371 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:48,635 I'm like way mature for my age. 372 00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:54,349 I'll be in the square tonight, will you? 373 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,706 Hey! 374 00:33:19,916 --> 00:33:21,876 This scale is broken, right? 375 00:33:29,592 --> 00:33:32,595 I found him! The guy who's going to deflower me. 376 00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:36,141 He's gorgeous, funny and a major sex monster. 377 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,476 Like the gay guy in Savage Garden. 378 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:40,520 His name's Aeneas! Like in The Aeneid! 379 00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:42,605 Which one should I get? 380 00:33:42,647 --> 00:33:46,317 The colored ones are childish, I don't trust "Super-Thin". 381 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:48,236 "Increased Duration"? 382 00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,363 He'll be self-conscious. "Ribbed"? 383 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:52,991 Not the first time! 384 00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:55,410 - Which one? - Get them all. 385 00:33:55,452 --> 00:33:57,078 Oh my God, really? 386 00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:06,713 Not all questions have specific answers. 387 00:34:06,796 --> 00:34:10,383 Ask a specific question and you get a specific answer. 388 00:34:10,425 --> 00:34:14,095 What do I do when my orgasm starts? 389 00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:16,264 Nothing! 390 00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:20,060 If it happens, thank God and enjoy it! 391 00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:21,978 Does this embarrass you? 392 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:25,398 - You're avoiding the question! - I am not! 393 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,777 Does the word "orgasm" freak you out? 394 00:34:28,818 --> 00:34:31,863 It's an actual scientific word! 395 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:34,908 This is the island of love, no one would freak over it. 396 00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:37,702 This club is called 69. 397 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,789 And they have a drink called Orgasm. 398 00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:44,250 - Orgasm! - I get the picture. 399 00:34:44,292 --> 00:34:47,337 - Relax. - No one is even looking! 400 00:34:51,299 --> 00:34:54,761 If a dude asks you out, you can't say yes right away. 401 00:34:54,844 --> 00:34:57,639 You have to be all: "I don't know..." 402 00:34:57,681 --> 00:35:00,266 Make him sweat. 403 00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:04,437 - Did you say no to Aeneas? - He's different. 404 00:35:04,479 --> 00:35:07,148 He was too shy to ask me out. 405 00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:09,943 So I had to be all strategical. 406 00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:12,570 I was all: "I'll be in the square tonight..." 407 00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:17,033 I set it up without him feeling embarrassed. 408 00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:19,703 When are you meeting him? 409 00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:23,331 Don't people set exact times and places anymore? 410 00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:30,922 Oh my God, I miss him already. 411 00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:34,801 - Doesn't he have to sweat? - Like, right. 412 00:35:36,594 --> 00:35:38,805 You have to be way patient! 413 00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:42,225 Tell me about it. 414 00:36:13,715 --> 00:36:16,551 He's not coming. It's 4:15. 415 00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,928 - It's late! - It's early! 416 00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:23,641 I'm tired. Let's go to bed. 417 00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,143 Go ahead! 418 00:36:27,479 --> 00:36:29,564 I'm like a total loser! 419 00:36:29,606 --> 00:36:31,858 I'm only into one guy on this island. 420 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,902 And he stood me up! 421 00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:36,446 He could have told me! 422 00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:39,032 Men are never upfront with you. 423 00:36:39,074 --> 00:36:43,078 In eight years Andrea couldn't say no. 424 00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:45,955 Always vague about everything. 425 00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:48,333 Let's change islands. 426 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:51,127 They're either too young or too shitty around here. 427 00:36:51,169 --> 00:36:56,841 You want me to pack my bags because some jerk stood you up? 428 00:36:56,883 --> 00:36:59,636 - Yes. - Right. 429 00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:51,021 What's up? 430 00:37:51,062 --> 00:37:53,023 Hey, Potato Head. 431 00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,904 Sorry I couldn't make it last night. 432 00:38:02,949 --> 00:38:05,660 - Where? - Out to the square. 433 00:38:05,702 --> 00:38:09,622 - You said you'd come too. - Ah, the square. 434 00:38:09,664 --> 00:38:12,042 I was busy. 435 00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:22,677 - Well, later. - Later. 436 00:38:29,684 --> 00:38:31,353 Did you call me? 437 00:38:31,394 --> 00:38:32,854 No. 438 00:38:49,954 --> 00:38:51,790 - I got a present for you. - For me? 439 00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:56,670 Meggy will never read it. 440 00:38:56,753 --> 00:38:58,880 Isn't it all descriptions? 441 00:38:58,922 --> 00:39:01,299 No, the title is sad. 442 00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:05,512 A best-seller title would be "The Loves of Young Werther". 443 00:39:05,553 --> 00:39:09,516 We always have to read books about teen angst. 444 00:39:09,557 --> 00:39:11,851 - What's the deal? - What do you think? 445 00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:13,812 I know, we're young... 446 00:39:13,853 --> 00:39:16,398 You know what it's going to say. 447 00:39:16,439 --> 00:39:21,986 "Young people think life is so bad, enjoy it while you can!" 448 00:39:22,028 --> 00:39:24,698 In one ear and out the other! 449 00:39:25,990 --> 00:39:28,284 Five more kilometers? 450 00:39:28,326 --> 00:39:32,455 There's no way, the sun's too hot. 451 00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:34,749 It's Homer's tomb! 452 00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:37,377 Bart, Lisa and Marge might be there! 453 00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:40,380 What are you talking about? Don't you know "Odyssey"? 454 00:39:40,422 --> 00:39:43,967 - Don't you know "The Simpsons"? - What about them? 455 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:49,389 We'll see the tomb another time. 456 00:39:49,472 --> 00:39:52,976 It's not a tomb, it's a cenotaph. 457 00:39:53,018 --> 00:39:55,603 All this way and it's not even a tomb. 458 00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:57,939 Cenotaph, an empty tomb! 459 00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:01,359 Oh, it was a joke. 460 00:40:08,408 --> 00:40:11,745 Keep reading, geek. Maybe you'll learn something! 461 00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:14,831 - Fuck you! - You'd like that! 462 00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:19,544 Pippo makes me sick! 463 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:21,629 Virgin is written all over his face. 464 00:40:21,671 --> 00:40:24,716 You look like you're going to a porn star convention! 465 00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:26,968 I wish I was! 466 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:29,471 Maybe Aeneas would be nicer to me. 467 00:40:30,722 --> 00:40:33,683 Wait! You're always running. 468 00:40:33,683 --> 00:40:36,561 Not existing just sucks! 469 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:39,898 I don't exist for him. I'm invisible! 470 00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:44,069 He called me "Potato Head"! 471 00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:46,321 So? 472 00:40:46,363 --> 00:40:48,323 It's a term of endearment. 473 00:40:48,365 --> 00:40:49,991 Know what he talked about? 474 00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:52,077 Cartoons! 475 00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:55,705 What will his next topic be? Barbie? 476 00:40:55,747 --> 00:40:59,334 I gave up cartoons a whole year ago! 477 00:40:59,376 --> 00:41:03,296 What's wrong with cartoons? 478 00:41:03,338 --> 00:41:05,757 Guys grow up slower. 479 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:08,176 I don't even know his cartoons! 480 00:41:08,218 --> 00:41:10,261 Who's the Hair Bear Bunch? 481 00:41:10,303 --> 00:41:14,808 The three bears on an invisible motorcycle! 482 00:41:14,849 --> 00:41:17,185 It was on when I was little. 483 00:41:17,227 --> 00:41:19,354 That was years ago! 484 00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:21,815 I used to watch it. 485 00:41:23,608 --> 00:41:25,735 How can this kid know about it? 486 00:41:27,779 --> 00:41:31,449 - How old is this Aeneas? - Don't know and don't care. 487 00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:33,785 Well, I do! 488 00:41:34,994 --> 00:41:37,831 It won't work if he's too old. 489 00:41:37,872 --> 00:41:41,960 Catherine Zeta-Jones is 30 years younger than Michael Douglas. 490 00:41:42,002 --> 00:41:45,046 The art world doesn't count. 491 00:41:45,088 --> 00:41:48,550 Aeneas is an artist. He's a killer drawer! 492 00:41:48,591 --> 00:41:53,555 10 or 15 years difference means he's experienced. 493 00:41:53,596 --> 00:41:56,891 15 years is too much! 494 00:41:56,933 --> 00:42:01,396 When you were coming out of your mother's uterus, 495 00:42:01,438 --> 00:42:05,942 he was already trying to get in someone else's! 496 00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:09,696 - Like I care. - Well, the law does! 497 00:42:09,738 --> 00:42:12,449 Emotions obey no law! 498 00:42:15,785 --> 00:42:19,622 - He's from a different generation. - Like who cares? 499 00:42:19,664 --> 00:42:22,375 He had to get up to change the TV station! 500 00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:26,880 - Why? - There were no remote controls yet! 501 00:42:26,963 --> 00:42:28,673 Shut up! 502 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:07,253 He's not here! 503 00:43:38,326 --> 00:43:40,995 Hear that? He said you're beautiful. 504 00:43:46,251 --> 00:43:49,462 When he comes, don't say you're my aunt. 505 00:43:52,674 --> 00:43:54,634 Say you're my cousin. 506 00:43:54,718 --> 00:43:58,221 No, say you're my friend. 507 00:44:01,391 --> 00:44:04,519 No, stand over there and scope him out. 508 00:44:04,561 --> 00:44:07,689 Then tell me what you think later. 509 00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:10,400 Get moving. 510 00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:28,418 Andrea and I broke up exactly ten days ago. 511 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:31,046 As if anyone cared! 512 00:44:40,055 --> 00:44:41,056 Great! 513 00:44:41,097 --> 00:44:42,849 Sun rash. 514 00:44:45,769 --> 00:44:47,228 It's your fault! 515 00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:51,107 I told you the sun is too hot at this time of day. 516 00:44:51,149 --> 00:44:54,361 - You know what this means? - You can't lay out anymore. 517 00:44:54,402 --> 00:44:57,530 You ruined my vacation! 518 00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:24,808 It's Meggy! 519 00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:29,229 Is there a porn star convention on the island? 520 00:45:29,270 --> 00:45:31,606 No, I'm going to Shooters. 521 00:45:31,648 --> 00:45:34,818 That's a club. You go there at night. 522 00:45:34,859 --> 00:45:37,862 I am always ready ahead of time. 523 00:45:37,904 --> 00:45:40,448 Aren't you going? 524 00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:43,076 Maybe, I don't know. 525 00:45:46,996 --> 00:45:50,208 - Where are you going now? - Swimming. 526 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:54,462 - If you wanna come... - I'm not wearing my suit! 527 00:45:54,504 --> 00:45:57,424 Well, see you. 528 00:45:57,465 --> 00:46:00,135 When will I see you again? 529 00:46:02,262 --> 00:46:04,264 Maybe tonight at Shooters. 530 00:46:04,347 --> 00:46:06,933 Late, though. 531 00:46:06,975 --> 00:46:10,353 Or we'll run into each other, it's a small island. 532 00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:17,318 Later, Potato Head. 533 00:46:44,804 --> 00:46:46,973 I have light eruption! 534 00:46:47,015 --> 00:46:50,810 Now I have to go out at night and sleep during the day. 535 00:46:52,228 --> 00:46:55,440 - Wanna dance? - I quit dancing. 536 00:46:55,482 --> 00:47:00,278 It should be illegal at a certain age and over a certain waist size! 537 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,322 This music isn't really... 538 00:47:03,907 --> 00:47:06,701 - Is that ecstasy? - Antihistamine. 539 00:47:09,037 --> 00:47:11,206 Are all guys like this? 540 00:47:11,247 --> 00:47:15,835 They're all: "I'll be there", then they never show up? 541 00:47:15,877 --> 00:47:20,215 Guys will promise anything. 542 00:47:20,256 --> 00:47:23,927 They'll take you places, take the trash out... 543 00:47:23,968 --> 00:47:28,723 Once they get what they want... see ya! 544 00:47:28,765 --> 00:47:32,769 I'm a loser! I didn't get to enjoy the first part. 545 00:47:39,651 --> 00:47:44,906 Are we sure this Aeneas really exists? 546 00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:50,036 Now I'll never see him! 547 00:47:50,078 --> 00:47:52,122 Let's find out... 548 00:47:52,163 --> 00:47:54,082 Aeneas? 549 00:47:54,124 --> 00:47:56,584 - Meggy's here! - Clam up! 550 00:48:24,696 --> 00:48:26,656 Are you angry? 551 00:48:26,698 --> 00:48:29,284 I thought you were "way mature". 552 00:48:31,327 --> 00:48:33,705 You humiliated me in public! 553 00:48:33,747 --> 00:48:37,000 I was just trying to help. 554 00:48:37,042 --> 00:48:39,586 You're the one who needs help! 555 00:48:43,673 --> 00:48:47,761 Your problem is that you do everything backwards. 556 00:48:47,802 --> 00:48:51,639 Dessert before salad. Sex before love. 557 00:48:51,681 --> 00:48:55,602 You're my problem, and you're clueless about yourself! 558 00:48:55,643 --> 00:48:59,814 - And how am I? - You're anal! 559 00:48:59,856 --> 00:49:02,901 I can imagine you and Andrea boinking. 560 00:49:02,942 --> 00:49:06,988 "You're messing up my hair, you're hurting my back!" 561 00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:09,324 "My chiropractor said I can't do that position!" 562 00:49:09,366 --> 00:49:12,118 I bet you only do the missionary. 563 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,663 - Admit it! - Men like to feel dominant! 564 00:49:15,705 --> 00:49:18,583 Andrea dumped you for that Magliocchetti chick, 565 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:21,002 who boinks 100 times better than you! 566 00:49:21,044 --> 00:49:25,548 I doubt he does the same things with her. 567 00:49:25,590 --> 00:49:28,218 Like what? 568 00:49:28,259 --> 00:49:30,011 Foreplay? 569 00:49:30,053 --> 00:49:31,846 Did he discover your erogenous zones? 570 00:49:31,888 --> 00:49:34,683 Your G-spot? 571 00:49:42,023 --> 00:49:44,776 It was something only we did. 572 00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:47,028 Clean up your mess! 573 00:49:48,113 --> 00:49:51,533 - What was it? - Not now. It's late. 574 00:49:51,574 --> 00:49:54,786 You can sleep when you're old, but I need sleep now. 575 00:49:54,828 --> 00:49:59,082 Duh, you need to sleep! You're way mature for your age! 576 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,561 Fuck off! 577 00:50:51,217 --> 00:50:52,344 Breakfast! 578 00:50:56,806 --> 00:51:00,268 Sorry about what I said last night. 579 00:51:00,310 --> 00:51:04,856 You're right. I do everything backwards. 580 00:51:06,941 --> 00:51:09,235 But I still think you're anal. 581 00:51:12,989 --> 00:51:17,160 - Do you know what I do before sex? - What? 582 00:51:17,202 --> 00:51:20,663 - I fold my clothes. - Shut up! 583 00:51:24,542 --> 00:51:27,462 - God, you're a nutcase. - I know. 584 00:51:27,504 --> 00:51:32,509 I try to lighten up but I just can't. 585 00:51:32,550 --> 00:51:34,552 Change. 586 00:51:34,594 --> 00:51:37,222 I don't know how. 587 00:51:38,515 --> 00:51:41,601 You totally lie to yourself. 588 00:51:41,685 --> 00:51:47,440 You pretend you're on this major diet, but you eat whatever you want. 589 00:51:47,482 --> 00:51:51,986 You're all: "Chocolate makes you lose weight". 590 00:51:52,028 --> 00:51:54,864 Half a piece is way less fattening! 591 00:51:54,906 --> 00:51:57,409 You say you're a loser. 592 00:51:57,450 --> 00:51:59,536 This is the best time of your life! 593 00:51:59,577 --> 00:52:02,747 Being 15 sucks! 594 00:52:02,789 --> 00:52:05,166 Wait till you're 30! 595 00:52:07,085 --> 00:52:09,087 Peace? 596 00:52:09,129 --> 00:52:12,173 - I love you, Auntie. - Me too. 597 00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:16,636 I thought about this creep you like. 598 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,805 Give up. 599 00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:21,558 There are two kinds of women. 600 00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:26,354 Ones who get serious with the wrong guy... like me. 601 00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:30,775 And those who never date because they want unattainable guys, like you. 602 00:52:38,616 --> 00:52:40,535 Why is Aeneas unattainable? 603 00:52:40,577 --> 00:52:42,704 You have nothing to talk about. 604 00:52:42,746 --> 00:52:45,707 People should have things in common. 605 00:52:45,749 --> 00:52:48,168 Like I care! 606 00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:50,253 I just like his body! 607 00:52:50,295 --> 00:52:52,839 Maybe he wants more. 608 00:52:52,922 --> 00:52:54,883 You can leave... 609 00:52:54,924 --> 00:52:59,054 You mean he's not attracted to me? 610 00:52:59,095 --> 00:53:02,807 Maybe he needs a connection with you. 611 00:53:02,849 --> 00:53:05,769 A similar cultural background is important. 612 00:53:05,810 --> 00:53:10,357 Andrea and I grew up in the 80's so we liked the same things. 613 00:53:10,398 --> 00:53:14,194 He fell in love with me because I cried watching "Facts of Life". 614 00:53:16,279 --> 00:53:18,865 We used to watch the same TV shows. 615 00:53:21,034 --> 00:53:23,536 "Little House on the Prairie". 616 00:53:25,413 --> 00:53:28,458 "Three's Company", "Bewitched". 617 00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:31,044 "Eight Is Enough". 618 00:53:31,127 --> 00:53:33,505 "Fantasy Island"! 619 00:53:36,132 --> 00:53:38,760 What do you say, I could get my navel pierced! 620 00:53:41,721 --> 00:53:45,350 It's hard to talk about the 80's. 621 00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:48,353 That was the best decade ever and it's over. 622 00:53:48,395 --> 00:53:51,231 - Give me the cortisone. - Do you itch? 623 00:53:51,272 --> 00:53:53,775 No, just to keep you company. 624 00:53:55,110 --> 00:53:56,528 You know what it reminds me of? 625 00:53:56,569 --> 00:53:58,947 In school, my friends and I 626 00:53:58,988 --> 00:54:02,075 would practice what to say to guys. 627 00:54:02,117 --> 00:54:05,829 If you like a guy, you had to use his words. 628 00:54:05,870 --> 00:54:08,832 You had to say what he wanted to hear. 629 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:11,793 For example? 630 00:54:13,628 --> 00:54:15,463 Talking about old movies was a winner. 631 00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:18,550 - SAY IT IN MY WORDS ..."Love Story" was perfect. 632 00:54:20,844 --> 00:54:22,721 Then what? 633 00:54:22,762 --> 00:54:26,766 To talk about politics without being political, you talked about punk music 634 00:54:26,808 --> 00:54:29,561 being a counter-reaction to Thatcher. 635 00:54:29,602 --> 00:54:32,480 A real artist has to have a nemesis. 636 00:54:32,522 --> 00:54:35,191 I don't understand, but it sounds great. 637 00:54:35,233 --> 00:54:37,318 So I'm all: 638 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:41,239 "What if all he cares about is physical attraction"? 639 00:54:41,281 --> 00:54:43,408 Who? 640 00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:47,245 You! You are not paying attention! 641 00:54:47,287 --> 00:54:50,165 You only use single syllable words! 642 00:54:50,165 --> 00:54:52,500 Because I'm drawing! 643 00:54:52,542 --> 00:54:54,836 Come over here and try. 644 00:54:57,047 --> 00:55:01,468 It stimulates your artistic brain and turns off your mouth. 645 00:55:01,551 --> 00:55:03,511 Come on, here's a piece of paper. 646 00:55:03,553 --> 00:55:04,596 Go ahead. 647 00:55:06,431 --> 00:55:08,808 My brain must be in stereo. 648 00:55:08,850 --> 00:55:13,188 I can draw and talk at the same time! 649 00:55:14,773 --> 00:55:19,611 I think it's way important to have similar cultural backgrounds. 650 00:55:19,652 --> 00:55:23,865 Let's talk about movies. I think "Love Story" is great. 651 00:55:23,907 --> 00:55:26,368 The book was good too. 652 00:55:26,409 --> 00:55:28,578 Well, I saw the movie! 653 00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:31,331 Maybe they wrote a book afterwards. 654 00:55:31,373 --> 00:55:34,334 Comparing a book to a movie 655 00:55:34,417 --> 00:55:37,212 is like totally absurd! 656 00:55:37,253 --> 00:55:39,005 How about music? 657 00:55:39,047 --> 00:55:42,092 Thatcher was like royally strict. 658 00:55:42,133 --> 00:55:46,554 - She's not a school teacher. - Okay, so I don't know who she is. 659 00:55:46,596 --> 00:55:48,390 But punk music was a counter-reaction. 660 00:55:48,431 --> 00:55:52,769 - A real artist has to... - Have a nemesis. 661 00:55:52,811 --> 00:55:54,354 Everyone says that. 662 00:55:54,396 --> 00:55:55,772 What is this? 663 00:55:55,814 --> 00:55:58,024 You want right-winged extremism so you can 664 00:55:58,066 --> 00:56:01,444 listen to revolutionary music in your bedroom? 665 00:56:03,321 --> 00:56:05,240 Pick another topic. 666 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,283 The 1980's! 667 00:56:07,325 --> 00:56:10,704 - The 80's were horrible! - You don't like anything! 668 00:56:10,745 --> 00:56:12,914 What are we supposed to talk about? 669 00:56:13,915 --> 00:56:16,918 You get one more chance. TV shows. 670 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,671 The "Love Boat" rocked! 671 00:56:19,713 --> 00:56:24,259 - And "Eight Is Enough". - Girlie shows. 672 00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:27,095 What about "Facts of Life"? 673 00:56:27,137 --> 00:56:30,849 Could you get any more pathetic? 674 00:56:30,890 --> 00:56:34,728 The best minds of my generation were brainwashed by "Facts of Life". 675 00:56:36,146 --> 00:56:38,773 - You feel all right? - I'm fine. 676 00:56:47,741 --> 00:56:49,701 You're getting sunstroke. 677 00:57:07,927 --> 00:57:09,971 I can't go out like this. 678 00:57:10,013 --> 00:57:12,307 Do I look fat here? 679 00:57:12,307 --> 00:57:14,476 No, it makes you look younger! 680 00:57:16,144 --> 00:57:18,813 - So I look like my grandma? - Let's play a game. 681 00:57:18,855 --> 00:57:23,526 I think of a question in my head and find the answer in a book. 682 00:57:23,568 --> 00:57:25,987 - What kind of game is that? - You'll see. 683 00:57:26,029 --> 00:57:28,365 First question. 684 00:57:31,326 --> 00:57:33,036 Answer. 685 00:57:35,246 --> 00:57:37,999 "A 20-minute orgasm". Here we are! 686 00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:41,586 - Massage and stimulation... - Are you insinuating something? 687 00:57:43,171 --> 00:57:47,509 - Of course! - Is that all you men think about? 688 00:57:47,509 --> 00:57:51,388 - This is the island of love! - Sex is highly overrated! 689 00:57:51,429 --> 00:57:54,099 Because you've had it. 690 00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:55,892 For me it's just highly rated! 691 00:57:55,934 --> 00:57:58,853 I just got out of a long relationship. 692 00:57:58,895 --> 00:58:00,897 Let's... 693 00:58:00,939 --> 00:58:02,607 Let's just be friends, okay? 694 00:58:04,067 --> 00:58:07,445 Know who I am? Every woman's best friend! 695 00:58:07,487 --> 00:58:11,991 Does a guy become an enemy after he has sex? 696 00:58:12,075 --> 00:58:13,868 Where's the logic? 697 00:58:13,910 --> 00:58:15,995 We can do it and still be friends. 698 00:58:16,037 --> 00:58:18,373 Listen. 699 00:58:18,415 --> 00:58:20,500 You'll make up for it at 50. 700 00:58:20,542 --> 00:58:23,545 When you're friends are old and gray! 701 00:58:23,586 --> 00:58:25,547 You will still be handsome. 702 00:58:25,588 --> 00:58:28,883 God, were you about to boink? 703 00:58:28,925 --> 00:58:32,220 Yeah, maybe in 34 years! 704 00:58:32,262 --> 00:58:36,725 Then you can wait, this is way more important. 705 00:58:36,766 --> 00:58:40,311 Okay, we're like a couple now. 706 00:58:40,353 --> 00:58:42,522 We argued for an hour. 707 00:58:42,564 --> 00:58:47,402 He hates "The Young Werther", the book you both love! 708 00:58:47,444 --> 00:58:50,030 Sorry for the interruption. 709 00:58:50,071 --> 00:58:53,742 The storm has passed, let love come shining through! 710 00:58:56,953 --> 00:59:00,790 This kid hates "Werther" but at least he read it! 711 00:59:00,832 --> 00:59:06,463 I would tell Andrea the plot then he'd act like he read it. 712 00:59:07,797 --> 00:59:12,093 You may be from the 80's but you don't understand shit! 713 00:59:15,472 --> 00:59:18,641 You men always bail out of promises. 714 00:59:18,683 --> 00:59:20,435 Like what? 715 00:59:20,477 --> 00:59:23,897 You say you'll take the trash out or whatever, then... 716 00:59:23,938 --> 00:59:26,858 Are you all carbon copies? 717 00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:28,777 You all say the same things! 718 00:59:31,279 --> 00:59:34,240 Women are the ones who don't keep promises. 719 00:59:36,576 --> 00:59:38,536 You never diet the first two months. 720 00:59:38,578 --> 00:59:43,833 Then you're allergic to this, that's too fattening... 721 00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:45,627 I'm not like that. 722 00:59:45,627 --> 00:59:48,171 I'm totally straight-up! 723 00:59:48,213 --> 00:59:51,216 Not you, women in general. 724 00:59:51,257 --> 00:59:54,260 My teacher was like that 725 00:59:54,344 --> 00:59:57,472 when I was still in school. 726 00:59:57,472 --> 01:00:00,684 She'd be all: "Someone is talking". 727 01:00:00,725 --> 01:00:04,145 Then she'd be all: "It's Vittorio Passarelli"! 728 01:00:06,731 --> 01:00:08,650 Who are you thinking about? 729 01:00:11,736 --> 01:00:13,697 Come on, tell me! 730 01:00:18,952 --> 01:00:22,455 There must be 800 calories in this. 731 01:00:22,497 --> 01:00:24,582 I have a royal problem. 732 01:00:24,624 --> 01:00:26,501 Guess who I remind him of? 733 01:00:26,501 --> 01:00:29,254 - Who? - His ex! 734 01:00:29,295 --> 01:00:32,507 - His ex? - Yes, he's still into her. 735 01:00:32,549 --> 01:00:35,051 He got all sad as soon as he mentioned her. 736 01:00:35,093 --> 01:00:39,681 Then you have to find a way to destroy her! 737 01:00:39,723 --> 01:00:43,059 - Groovy, you're on my side! - It's a matter of principle. 738 01:00:43,101 --> 01:00:47,188 You have to ruin the image of ex-girlfriends early on. 739 01:00:47,230 --> 01:00:50,108 They forget about their faults in time 740 01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:53,153 and no other woman can ever live up to them! 741 01:00:53,236 --> 01:00:56,489 How can I ruin someone I don't even know? 742 01:00:56,531 --> 01:00:59,367 Did he say anything about her? 743 01:00:59,409 --> 01:01:01,703 What was she like? 744 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:09,210 She was thin but thought she was fat! 745 01:01:09,252 --> 01:01:14,382 Those girls who try clothes on and say: "I look fat" 746 01:01:14,424 --> 01:01:16,760 just so someone says they're not. 747 01:01:16,801 --> 01:01:20,180 I detest them! 748 01:01:20,221 --> 01:01:24,559 There's only one way to define girls like that, a bitch! 749 01:01:24,559 --> 01:01:27,145 Just like all ex's! 750 01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:30,565 We'll totally destroy her. I've already figured her out. 751 01:01:30,607 --> 01:01:33,443 Find out what you can. 752 01:01:33,485 --> 01:01:35,987 I'll handle it, I'll take care of her. 753 01:01:39,449 --> 01:01:40,784 Where are you going? 754 01:01:40,825 --> 01:01:44,662 - To sleep. - It's 9:30, it's early! 755 01:01:44,704 --> 01:01:47,582 Aeneas gets up at 7. 756 01:01:47,582 --> 01:01:49,542 We like enjoying the day together. 757 01:01:50,543 --> 01:01:52,170 Didn't you notice? 758 01:01:52,212 --> 01:01:56,508 - Awesome! New clothes! - No, they're yours! 759 01:01:56,549 --> 01:02:00,345 It makes you look younger! 760 01:02:07,477 --> 01:02:10,480 I wanna know everything about your past and your ex. 761 01:02:10,522 --> 01:02:12,816 It will help me know you better. 762 01:02:12,857 --> 01:02:16,569 - What? - It will help me know you better. 763 01:02:18,571 --> 01:02:20,198 Differences. 764 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:23,743 I'd lose things and she'd always find them. 765 01:02:23,785 --> 01:02:26,955 I'd run out of money and she has a hidden stash. 766 01:02:26,996 --> 01:02:30,375 I sleep at night and she stays awake. 767 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:34,295 I have a headache and she shows up with aspirin. 768 01:02:36,423 --> 01:02:39,134 She likes mountains, I like the sea. 769 01:02:39,175 --> 01:02:41,553 She's... and I'm... 770 01:02:41,594 --> 01:02:44,889 She goes... and I go... 771 01:02:44,931 --> 01:02:47,308 You couldn't really agree on anything! 772 01:02:47,350 --> 01:02:49,394 Not really. 773 01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:53,648 At first we cherished our differences. 774 01:02:53,690 --> 01:02:56,276 We thought they would enrich us. 775 01:02:56,359 --> 01:03:01,114 Then she suddenly decided we had to be the same. 776 01:03:01,156 --> 01:03:03,450 I had to be just like her. 777 01:03:03,491 --> 01:03:06,536 You don't know her, being like her is... 778 01:03:08,621 --> 01:03:11,332 I would never dream of changing you! 779 01:03:14,753 --> 01:03:18,631 I've got a lot of ideas and plans. 780 01:03:18,673 --> 01:03:21,343 She'd cut them all down. 781 01:03:21,384 --> 01:03:23,970 I'd tell her about an idea and she'd say: "No". 782 01:03:24,012 --> 01:03:26,598 No to everything! 783 01:03:26,639 --> 01:03:29,517 I am the queen of recognizing hip ideas! 784 01:03:29,559 --> 01:03:32,354 All of my CD's are at the top of the charts. 785 01:03:35,023 --> 01:03:37,108 - Hit me. - What? 786 01:03:37,150 --> 01:03:40,362 - Tell me an idea! - Just like that? 787 01:03:40,403 --> 01:03:45,575 - Come on, man! - I don't know, nothing comes to me. 788 01:03:45,617 --> 01:03:47,660 - Come on! - All right. 789 01:03:50,288 --> 01:03:52,457 I write them in here. 790 01:03:52,499 --> 01:03:54,292 You never know. 791 01:03:54,334 --> 01:03:57,712 I might need them someday. 792 01:03:57,754 --> 01:03:59,464 How about this one... 793 01:04:01,675 --> 01:04:04,427 I could open a store... 794 01:04:04,469 --> 01:04:06,930 No, not this one. 795 01:04:08,723 --> 01:04:11,226 This one has already been done. 796 01:04:11,267 --> 01:04:13,728 Really? No way! 797 01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:16,189 Listen to this one. 798 01:04:16,231 --> 01:04:19,734 This sounds stupid. 799 01:04:19,776 --> 01:04:23,113 I'm a guy who... 800 01:04:23,154 --> 01:04:25,740 I think you're a total genius. 801 01:04:39,462 --> 01:04:42,799 Oh my God, he sells ideas! 802 01:04:42,841 --> 01:04:45,218 Who doesn't? 803 01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:47,387 Andrea tried to, too. 804 01:04:47,429 --> 01:04:50,306 He wasn't good at it because he wasn't self-confident. 805 01:04:50,348 --> 01:04:51,599 I kept telling him. 806 01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:58,398 How cute, they're making love! 807 01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,735 I think I like this Aeneas! 808 01:05:01,776 --> 01:05:03,486 He sounds perfect for me. 809 01:05:03,528 --> 01:05:07,574 - Friends don't steal boyfriends! - I know! 810 01:05:07,657 --> 01:05:09,617 But he sounds really cool. 811 01:05:09,659 --> 01:05:11,953 And he went out with a bitch. 812 01:05:11,953 --> 01:05:13,955 It figures! 813 01:05:13,955 --> 01:05:16,958 Two nice people never go out. 814 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,170 It's always one good and one bad person. 815 01:05:20,211 --> 01:05:23,131 That's why I went out with Andrea. 816 01:05:23,173 --> 01:05:25,633 What else did he say? 817 01:05:25,675 --> 01:05:29,012 She wanted to change him into her. 818 01:05:29,054 --> 01:05:32,807 No, the classic mistake! 819 01:05:32,849 --> 01:05:35,143 You can't change people. 820 01:05:35,185 --> 01:05:36,394 But he stayed himself. 821 01:05:36,436 --> 01:05:39,898 - And the bitch dumped him. - Good for him. 822 01:05:39,939 --> 01:05:43,943 - There's a real man. - No, I doubt he beats women. 823 01:05:43,985 --> 01:05:45,653 He's just the cheating type. 824 01:05:45,695 --> 01:05:49,324 How awful! He cheated on her! 825 01:05:53,328 --> 01:05:55,121 They've been at it for 20 minutes! 826 01:05:55,163 --> 01:05:57,499 - Did he cheat on her? - They can, why can't I? 827 01:05:57,499 --> 01:05:59,626 Did he cheat on her or not? 828 01:05:59,709 --> 01:06:01,836 I don't know, I didn't ask. 829 01:06:01,878 --> 01:06:05,298 You're still here? Go find out! 830 01:06:07,092 --> 01:06:09,010 Knock it off! 831 01:06:14,015 --> 01:06:18,144 I can't believe you sleep all day and I sleep at night. 832 01:06:18,186 --> 01:06:20,438 You should have come with someone your own age! 833 01:06:21,523 --> 01:06:23,191 Get moving! 834 01:07:04,482 --> 01:07:07,027 - I found out. - He cheated? 835 01:07:07,068 --> 01:07:08,820 Affirmative. 836 01:07:12,949 --> 01:07:16,286 I think cheating is morally wrong. People shouldn't cheat... 837 01:07:16,327 --> 01:07:20,665 but now that we've analyzed the entire situation, 838 01:07:20,707 --> 01:07:24,419 I'd say the bitch deserved it. 839 01:07:26,087 --> 01:07:27,922 Poor girl! 840 01:07:31,217 --> 01:07:33,386 - You wanna hear? - Yes! 841 01:07:33,428 --> 01:07:36,264 He did it with an ex-ex. 842 01:07:36,306 --> 01:07:40,769 - Two girlfriends ago. - Then she's a double bitch! 843 01:07:40,810 --> 01:07:45,357 They couldn't see each other because bitch number 1 wouldn't let them. 844 01:07:45,398 --> 01:07:47,275 Of course! 845 01:07:47,275 --> 01:07:51,071 It's easy to screw an ex because you've already done it! 846 01:07:51,112 --> 01:07:53,323 Can I continue? 847 01:07:53,365 --> 01:07:56,534 He sees this ex-ex again 848 01:07:56,576 --> 01:07:59,579 and old memories resurface in him. 849 01:07:59,621 --> 01:08:02,791 - And they had sex. - No! Way worse! 850 01:08:02,832 --> 01:08:04,584 What could be worse? 851 01:08:04,626 --> 01:08:08,296 They spent the whole night wrapped in each other's arms 852 01:08:08,338 --> 01:08:11,466 crying and solving unresolved things. 853 01:08:11,508 --> 01:08:14,844 The next morning they were healed. 854 01:08:14,886 --> 01:08:17,389 Healed by love! 855 01:08:22,686 --> 01:08:24,479 IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME 856 01:08:24,521 --> 01:08:27,190 Disgusting! 857 01:08:27,232 --> 01:08:29,234 IF WE GOT BACK TOGETHER, I WOULD: 858 01:08:33,113 --> 01:08:37,117 That's it! I'm getting rid of this. 859 01:08:37,158 --> 01:08:39,744 Voice mail is the most useless thing in the world! 860 01:08:39,786 --> 01:08:43,790 Andrea is with that sex bomb and hasn't left any messages! 861 01:08:43,832 --> 01:08:46,584 No more wrinkle-free cream or medicines! 862 01:08:46,626 --> 01:08:50,005 You can have all my hidden chocolate! 863 01:08:50,046 --> 01:08:51,297 Here. 864 01:08:51,339 --> 01:08:54,968 Diets are against nature. 865 01:08:55,010 --> 01:08:57,137 From now on I'm eating and drinking! 866 01:08:57,178 --> 01:09:02,017 It isn't food that makes you fat, it's guilt! 867 01:09:02,017 --> 01:09:05,937 I'm tired of hearing "it makes you look younger"! 868 01:09:05,979 --> 01:09:09,691 - You're going nuts. - No, I'm normal now. 869 01:09:09,691 --> 01:09:12,360 This cake made me realize it. 870 01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:15,030 I like it better than Andrea's! 871 01:09:15,071 --> 01:09:20,535 Now go tell Aeneas he wasted years on the wrong person. 872 01:09:20,535 --> 01:09:22,704 It's time to start over and live! 873 01:09:22,746 --> 01:09:25,749 - I'm gonna do it. - Go. 874 01:09:25,790 --> 01:09:28,335 - I'm taking your chocolate. - Okay. 875 01:09:29,836 --> 01:09:32,547 - I'm going to eat it. - Sure. 876 01:09:32,547 --> 01:09:34,174 It makes you lose weight. 877 01:09:34,215 --> 01:09:37,177 But half a piece is even less fattening. 878 01:09:46,895 --> 01:09:50,231 Your relationship totally sucked. 879 01:09:50,231 --> 01:09:53,401 She was all anal and tried to change you. 880 01:09:53,443 --> 01:09:57,405 She was clueless about your creativity and hated your friends. 881 01:09:57,405 --> 01:10:00,325 She was jealous about your ex's. 882 01:10:00,367 --> 01:10:02,619 I hope I'm not going overboard, 883 01:10:02,660 --> 01:10:07,916 but you wasted years on someone who wasn't all that. 884 01:10:10,585 --> 01:10:13,254 You are such a honey! 885 01:10:18,426 --> 01:10:20,637 Isn't all that chocolate... 886 01:10:20,679 --> 01:10:22,597 Fattening? 887 01:10:22,597 --> 01:10:24,724 No. Because I don't feel guilty. 888 01:10:27,769 --> 01:10:30,230 Aeneas was all: "What are we doing tonight?" 889 01:10:30,271 --> 01:10:34,818 I'm no longer a potato head, I'm a human girl! 890 01:10:34,859 --> 01:10:38,446 - So? - What's going to happen? 891 01:10:38,488 --> 01:10:41,950 Whatever happens, happens. 892 01:10:41,991 --> 01:10:44,577 Don't you get it, it's a royal mess! 893 01:10:44,619 --> 01:10:47,914 I'll look like a total loser with the guy I'm in love with! 894 01:10:47,956 --> 01:10:50,417 Oh my God, I'm in love! 895 01:10:50,458 --> 01:10:53,253 We should have done it before. 896 01:10:53,294 --> 01:10:55,296 You're coming too! 897 01:10:55,338 --> 01:10:57,632 Are you crazy? 898 01:10:57,674 --> 01:11:01,720 It's your responsibility, I'm a minor! 899 01:11:01,761 --> 01:11:05,557 You want to rebel and expect me to give you permission? 900 01:11:05,598 --> 01:11:07,600 I've quit mothering people. 901 01:11:07,642 --> 01:11:10,228 Look what happened with Andrea! 902 01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:13,106 Now he's screwing the sex bomb! 903 01:11:13,148 --> 01:11:16,234 If you're ready, do it. 904 01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:18,069 This is your problem. 905 01:11:18,111 --> 01:11:20,363 So like, my heart will guide me? 906 01:11:20,405 --> 01:11:24,784 Something will guide you but it won't be your heart. 907 01:11:24,826 --> 01:11:28,121 - A different organ? - Yes. 908 01:11:28,163 --> 01:11:30,999 - A sex organ? - Guess so. 909 01:11:35,754 --> 01:11:38,089 What's our song? 910 01:13:09,055 --> 01:13:10,432 You wanna come up? 911 01:13:15,270 --> 01:13:17,188 You didn't bring anything to drink! 912 01:13:40,295 --> 01:13:45,967 - What do you want? - An orgasm. If they have it. 913 01:13:56,394 --> 01:13:59,189 - What do you wanna do? - Let's mosh. 914 01:14:31,179 --> 01:14:35,225 I'm not uncomfortable talking about sex with you. 915 01:14:35,266 --> 01:14:38,019 What do you want to talk about? 916 01:14:38,019 --> 01:14:41,439 - Duration. - All right, duration. 917 01:14:41,481 --> 01:14:44,693 I bet the guys you've had all had that problem. 918 01:14:44,734 --> 01:14:47,487 - Yes. - See? 919 01:14:47,529 --> 01:14:48,988 It's not their fault. 920 01:14:49,030 --> 01:14:51,157 It was because they were inexperienced. 921 01:14:51,199 --> 01:14:56,246 Sex is being aware, experimenting and exploring. 922 01:14:56,287 --> 01:15:00,041 I finally found my own method. 923 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:02,168 What? 924 01:15:02,210 --> 01:15:04,170 Breathe in your chakra? 925 01:15:04,212 --> 01:15:07,173 - What? - It's tantric sex. 926 01:15:07,215 --> 01:15:09,759 - You like tantric sex? - Of course! 927 01:15:09,801 --> 01:15:11,219 I don't. 928 01:15:11,261 --> 01:15:14,681 It's like studying extinct languages, Latin or Greek. 929 01:15:14,723 --> 01:15:18,018 I worked out my own method. 930 01:15:18,059 --> 01:15:20,478 When the situation... 931 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:24,065 gets critical, 932 01:15:24,107 --> 01:15:26,735 I focus on Richie Cunningham's mom. 933 01:15:26,776 --> 01:15:28,486 Then the system shuts down. 934 01:15:28,528 --> 01:15:32,741 When the situation in my other half cools down, 935 01:15:32,782 --> 01:15:35,201 I change channels in my head again. 936 01:15:35,243 --> 01:15:37,370 To see what's there. There's always a game show. 937 01:15:37,412 --> 01:15:39,247 And then ready, set, go! 938 01:15:39,247 --> 01:15:41,291 I don't feel well. 939 01:15:42,584 --> 01:15:44,419 I'm going back to my tent. 940 01:15:46,796 --> 01:15:48,006 Goodnight. 941 01:15:50,425 --> 01:15:51,843 Goodnight? 942 01:15:51,885 --> 01:15:54,637 What's this? 943 01:15:57,432 --> 01:15:59,768 So Werther... 944 01:15:59,809 --> 01:16:03,313 doesn't kill himself because of love, 945 01:16:03,355 --> 01:16:05,315 but because of lack of love. 946 01:16:05,357 --> 01:16:08,902 It even says it in the preface! 947 01:16:08,943 --> 01:16:12,364 Anyway, it has a bad ending! 948 01:16:12,405 --> 01:16:15,617 At least he found love. 949 01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:19,788 There are more important things than books. 950 01:16:22,957 --> 01:16:25,960 Help, I can't hold back! 951 01:16:26,002 --> 01:16:28,463 Something is taking control of me! 952 01:16:28,463 --> 01:16:30,507 I have to dance! 953 01:17:01,996 --> 01:17:06,251 - All the photocopies... - What photocopies? 954 01:17:50,837 --> 01:17:53,965 Oh my God, what's happening to me? 955 01:17:54,007 --> 01:17:58,762 If I can kiss you, then I'm capable of anything! 956 01:17:58,803 --> 01:18:00,305 Thanks a lot! 957 01:18:13,526 --> 01:18:15,403 Here. 958 01:18:23,203 --> 01:18:25,580 Goodnight. 959 01:19:13,586 --> 01:19:15,171 I'm in love with you. 960 01:19:38,987 --> 01:19:41,656 Are we going to have sex now? 961 01:20:28,370 --> 01:20:31,706 Oh my God, Aeneas is dead! 962 01:20:34,668 --> 01:20:36,836 Slow down, you're hurting me! 963 01:20:36,878 --> 01:20:38,171 Stop it! 964 01:20:41,549 --> 01:20:43,343 He's in there. 965 01:20:43,385 --> 01:20:45,929 You look, I'll freak out. 966 01:20:54,521 --> 01:20:56,147 What is it? 967 01:20:56,189 --> 01:20:59,776 - Tell me you didn't do it! - You said you wouldn't care. 968 01:20:59,818 --> 01:21:03,571 - Tell me you didn't do it! - No, we just kissed! 969 01:21:03,571 --> 01:21:07,409 - Get her out of here. - No, let go of me! 970 01:21:07,409 --> 01:21:10,161 Will you chill? 971 01:21:41,401 --> 01:21:43,111 Oh, fuck off! 972 01:21:43,153 --> 01:21:45,321 I get the point! 973 01:22:12,432 --> 01:22:14,476 Is he okay, is he dead? 974 01:22:14,517 --> 01:22:18,104 No, he's better off than both of us. 975 01:22:18,146 --> 01:22:23,610 - He's cute, isn't he? - He's all right. 976 01:22:25,403 --> 01:22:29,324 Sometimes people aren't what they seem. 977 01:22:29,366 --> 01:22:31,618 Not today! 978 01:22:41,503 --> 01:22:46,883 Is it possible that all your life you think you're a certain way, 979 01:22:46,925 --> 01:22:51,471 then suddenly you find out people think you're something else? 980 01:22:52,889 --> 01:22:54,808 What are you really like? 981 01:22:54,849 --> 01:22:59,813 What you feel inside or how other people see you? 982 01:22:59,854 --> 01:23:03,108 How other people see you. 983 01:23:03,149 --> 01:23:05,610 The majority always rules. 984 01:23:14,035 --> 01:23:15,829 Wish me happy birthday. 985 01:23:17,872 --> 01:23:19,624 I'm 15 today! 986 01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:22,836 Do you want a cake? 987 01:23:22,877 --> 01:23:25,755 Chocolate, ginger and cinnamon okay? 988 01:23:29,426 --> 01:23:31,594 What's wrong? 989 01:23:31,636 --> 01:23:35,265 Being 15 trips me out. 990 01:23:36,558 --> 01:23:40,812 I'm like halfway to being you! 991 01:23:50,238 --> 01:23:52,407 Why aren't you talking? 992 01:23:52,449 --> 01:23:55,785 Are you embarrassed about passing out? 993 01:23:55,827 --> 01:23:57,328 Yeah, right. 994 01:23:57,370 --> 01:24:01,249 - Nothing would have happened. - We kissed. 995 01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:03,293 - We did? - Yes. 996 01:24:03,335 --> 01:24:06,921 - It doesn't mean anything. - It does so! 997 01:24:06,963 --> 01:24:08,757 Make a decision. 998 01:24:08,798 --> 01:24:10,759 Yes or no! 999 01:24:13,136 --> 01:24:15,513 You won't decide or you decided no? 1000 01:24:15,555 --> 01:24:17,307 I decided no. 1001 01:24:17,349 --> 01:24:20,769 - Why not? - Because I said so. 1002 01:24:20,810 --> 01:24:23,772 You're still thinking about your ex! 1003 01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:28,860 But we totally ruined her! 1004 01:24:30,528 --> 01:24:32,655 I'm totally wasting time with you. 1005 01:24:32,697 --> 01:24:34,449 You're probably anal too! 1006 01:24:34,491 --> 01:24:37,660 I bet you fold your clothes before you have sex! 1007 01:24:38,703 --> 01:24:40,747 This was a present for you! 1008 01:25:27,377 --> 01:25:29,838 Ginger and cinnamon. 1009 01:25:33,633 --> 01:25:36,553 This freedom thing was a misconception. 1010 01:25:36,594 --> 01:25:41,016 When you claimed I was holding back your freedom I was actually... 1011 01:25:42,642 --> 01:25:44,936 I was doing it for your own good! 1012 01:25:44,978 --> 01:25:47,480 If you get this message, call me. 1013 01:25:47,522 --> 01:25:50,108 I'm in los, Cyclades. Greece. 1014 01:25:50,150 --> 01:25:52,736 This crazy teenager island. 1015 01:25:52,777 --> 01:25:54,279 Write this number. 1016 01:25:58,199 --> 01:26:01,536 Hotel Panorama. You can call collect. 1017 01:26:02,787 --> 01:26:06,833 Are you not answering because you're screwing Silvia? 1018 01:26:11,379 --> 01:26:14,716 He changed his mind from one day to the next! 1019 01:26:14,716 --> 01:26:17,302 I'm sure he has his reasons. 1020 01:26:17,344 --> 01:26:19,763 Hopefully you'll never find out why. 1021 01:26:19,804 --> 01:26:22,098 He's probably already left the island. 1022 01:26:22,140 --> 01:26:24,100 I won't ever know why, he's a coward. 1023 01:26:24,142 --> 01:26:26,853 The bitch doesn't know he cheated. 1024 01:26:26,895 --> 01:26:29,981 - Stop calling her a bitch. - Why? 1025 01:26:30,023 --> 01:26:32,942 Because I said so. 1026 01:26:32,984 --> 01:26:35,862 Oh my God, it's him! 1027 01:26:35,904 --> 01:26:39,240 - He's gonna see how old I am! - Just eat your candles! 1028 01:26:41,743 --> 01:26:43,953 Happy Birthday! 1029 01:26:43,995 --> 01:26:46,331 Well? 1030 01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:51,836 You look cool in the shirt I got you! 1031 01:26:55,423 --> 01:26:57,425 I'm Pippo. 1032 01:27:00,345 --> 01:27:02,847 Stefania, this is Aeneas. 1033 01:27:02,889 --> 01:27:04,974 Nice fucking name you picked out! 1034 01:27:16,319 --> 01:27:19,114 So, how did you know about my birthday party? 1035 01:27:19,114 --> 01:27:20,782 The cake. 1036 01:27:20,824 --> 01:27:23,618 - Do you want a piece? - No. 1037 01:27:23,618 --> 01:27:26,204 It's good, there's a secret ingredient. 1038 01:27:26,246 --> 01:27:28,081 There are two. Ginger and cinnamon. 1039 01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:34,170 - Have you already tried it? - I made it. 1040 01:27:37,132 --> 01:27:38,883 He made it. 1041 01:27:42,429 --> 01:27:45,265 - THE ISLAND OF HYSTERICAL FEMALES - I'm gonna kill you! 1042 01:28:30,226 --> 01:28:33,772 I'm such a loser! Couldn't you be someone else's ex? 1043 01:28:34,898 --> 01:28:38,401 Get over it! We'll find someone else. 1044 01:28:39,069 --> 01:28:42,614 You're clueless! I care who it is! 1045 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:47,452 And you gave me too much freedom. 1046 01:28:47,494 --> 01:28:50,246 If you wanna be my aunt, act like it! 1047 01:28:56,544 --> 01:29:00,632 You know that nothing happened between Meggy and me. 1048 01:29:00,674 --> 01:29:04,761 She put me on a pedestal, poor thing. 1049 01:29:04,803 --> 01:29:07,347 She sees me as... 1050 01:29:07,389 --> 01:29:09,641 - This... - This what? 1051 01:29:10,767 --> 01:29:12,686 Give it up! 1052 01:29:14,896 --> 01:29:17,691 She kissed me, I didn't kiss her. 1053 01:29:17,732 --> 01:29:22,362 You never do anything, do you? 1054 01:29:22,404 --> 01:29:24,239 You got dumped and you got kissed! 1055 01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:26,741 - By an adolescent! - So? 1056 01:29:26,741 --> 01:29:28,201 I'm an adolescent. 1057 01:29:28,243 --> 01:29:30,078 Guys don't count. 1058 01:29:32,455 --> 01:29:35,875 We've got a big problem, so what do we do? 1059 01:29:35,917 --> 01:29:37,252 What do you do? 1060 01:29:37,293 --> 01:29:39,295 You're the creative one. 1061 01:29:39,337 --> 01:29:42,507 You'll find a unique way out of this. 1062 01:29:43,925 --> 01:29:45,510 Any suggestions? 1063 01:29:48,304 --> 01:29:51,182 Take that shirt off, you look ridiculous. 1064 01:29:52,392 --> 01:29:55,061 - Are you back together? - Please! 1065 01:29:55,103 --> 01:30:00,191 It would be way wrong if you got back together with him. 1066 01:30:00,233 --> 01:30:02,235 We all stick together now. 1067 01:30:02,277 --> 01:30:06,114 We're sleeping and going out together. I want a strawberry smoothie! 1068 01:30:54,454 --> 01:30:58,166 I couldn't see any shooting stars from over there. 1069 01:31:20,772 --> 01:31:23,024 It's cold, put this on. 1070 01:31:31,366 --> 01:31:33,618 Can we talk about our relationship? 1071 01:31:34,661 --> 01:31:36,162 What relationship? 1072 01:31:41,334 --> 01:31:43,586 Look at all the stars. 1073 01:31:44,671 --> 01:31:47,340 They're millions of light years away. 1074 01:31:47,382 --> 01:31:51,011 We sure are insignificant in this universe. 1075 01:31:52,053 --> 01:31:53,888 Speak for yourself. 1076 01:31:53,930 --> 01:31:55,807 Excuse me! 1077 01:32:13,491 --> 01:32:16,119 They're cute, aren't they? I'm happy for her. 1078 01:32:16,161 --> 01:32:19,873 She's seems to be doing good. 1079 01:32:19,914 --> 01:32:22,542 Quiet! I've had enough of you! 1080 01:32:22,584 --> 01:32:25,754 She's fine one day and a mess the next! 1081 01:32:25,795 --> 01:32:29,674 She's 15. So what if she has a bad day? 1082 01:32:29,716 --> 01:32:33,219 Stop it, we're all getting along now. 1083 01:32:33,261 --> 01:32:36,806 Who? What kind of tour group are we? 1084 01:32:36,848 --> 01:32:39,726 We've got a walking time bomb, every girl's best friend, 1085 01:32:39,768 --> 01:32:42,103 and let's not even mention you and me! 1086 01:32:42,103 --> 01:32:44,105 - I feel sick. - What's wrong? 1087 01:32:44,147 --> 01:32:47,609 - I just heard myself speak. - So? 1088 01:32:47,650 --> 01:32:50,111 I'm boring! 1089 01:32:50,111 --> 01:32:51,863 I'm boring! 1090 01:32:51,905 --> 01:32:53,907 I even bore myself! 1091 01:32:53,948 --> 01:32:56,201 - She's weird. - Yeah. 1092 01:32:56,242 --> 01:32:57,744 She's always been. 1093 01:32:57,786 --> 01:32:59,996 Why are you so melodramatic? 1094 01:33:00,038 --> 01:33:04,542 I analyzed my own self and defined myself "the bitch"! 1095 01:33:04,584 --> 01:33:06,795 Wouldn't that upset you? 1096 01:33:06,836 --> 01:33:10,340 From the outside our relationship is a mess! 1097 01:33:10,382 --> 01:33:12,884 You wanted to change me and I wanted to change you. 1098 01:33:12,926 --> 01:33:17,931 You never know what to say and I'm always judging everyone! 1099 01:33:17,972 --> 01:33:20,809 That's why people like you. 1100 01:33:20,850 --> 01:33:22,769 - Because you're so... - What? 1101 01:33:22,811 --> 01:33:23,937 Say it! A... 1102 01:33:23,978 --> 01:33:26,606 I wasn't going to say "bitch"! 1103 01:33:26,648 --> 01:33:29,484 No one likes me! 1104 01:33:29,484 --> 01:33:32,987 And now I don't even like myself. 1105 01:33:33,029 --> 01:33:34,739 I do everything wrong! 1106 01:33:34,781 --> 01:33:37,158 Always dieting, I never lose weight. 1107 01:33:37,158 --> 01:33:40,787 - Now I quit dieting and... - You've gained weight. 1108 01:33:40,829 --> 01:33:42,539 - I've lost weight! - That's good! 1109 01:33:42,580 --> 01:33:43,915 No, it isn't! 1110 01:33:43,957 --> 01:33:48,712 It means I've done everything wrong. I hide and eat, I was lying to myself. 1111 01:33:55,427 --> 01:34:01,099 I know you, you're angry at me because of that night. 1112 01:34:01,141 --> 01:34:04,686 - What night? - That night with you-know-who. 1113 01:34:04,728 --> 01:34:07,147 - Who? - Silvia. 1114 01:34:07,188 --> 01:34:09,858 Can we talk about it? 1115 01:34:10,900 --> 01:34:12,610 Sure, let's talk about it. 1116 01:34:12,652 --> 01:34:16,573 Let's hold each other all night and it will be fine tomorrow. 1117 01:34:16,614 --> 01:34:19,659 Go do that shit with your sex bomb! 1118 01:34:34,758 --> 01:34:37,969 At least give me credit for trying. 1119 01:34:38,011 --> 01:34:40,096 I'm trying to be honest. 1120 01:34:40,138 --> 01:34:44,893 You've told me a sack of lies and now you want to be honest? 1121 01:34:44,893 --> 01:34:47,020 What do I care now? 1122 01:34:50,190 --> 01:34:53,193 But I do have one question. 1123 01:34:54,235 --> 01:34:56,738 - Promise you'll tell the truth. - I promise. 1124 01:34:56,780 --> 01:34:59,074 Ask me. 1125 01:35:03,661 --> 01:35:06,498 Was Silvia better than me in bed? 1126 01:35:12,837 --> 01:35:16,216 She's just more sex-oriented. 1127 01:35:16,257 --> 01:35:19,803 - She's got natural abilities. - So she was better than me? 1128 01:35:19,844 --> 01:35:23,932 - Yes, because she really likes it... - Why did you tell me? 1129 01:35:26,893 --> 01:35:29,062 But I like it with you much better! 1130 01:35:29,104 --> 01:35:32,857 With her I'm always worried about my performance because... 1131 01:35:36,653 --> 01:35:39,614 - Did I hurt you? - A little. 1132 01:35:39,656 --> 01:35:41,908 Good. 1133 01:35:42,951 --> 01:35:45,912 - Can I do my thing? - No, not that. 1134 01:35:45,954 --> 01:35:48,748 You're saying that because I'm sad. 1135 01:35:48,790 --> 01:35:51,626 No, I'm serious. I want to. 1136 01:35:51,626 --> 01:35:54,004 Well, I don't. 1137 01:35:54,045 --> 01:35:56,047 Bitch. 1138 01:36:44,471 --> 01:36:48,850 So like I didn't get deflowered but it's still cool. 1139 01:36:48,850 --> 01:36:53,897 When I get back to school everyone will be all: "I did it". 1140 01:36:53,938 --> 01:36:56,441 Their stories will be way identical. 1141 01:36:56,483 --> 01:37:00,528 But my story is like totally unique. 1142 01:37:03,573 --> 01:37:05,158 It doesn't matter. 1143 01:37:16,378 --> 01:37:20,006 I have a question and I want an honest answer. 1144 01:37:20,048 --> 01:37:23,301 What is this, honesty night? 1145 01:37:23,343 --> 01:37:28,973 If you hadn't fallen asleep that night, would you have made love to me? 1146 01:37:35,897 --> 01:37:38,149 Just chill, I wouldn't have done it! 1147 01:37:40,318 --> 01:37:43,571 Your first time can't be with someone you like. 1148 01:38:59,939 --> 01:39:04,235 I was totally sure you'd get back together with him. 1149 01:39:04,277 --> 01:39:07,697 - Oh, please. - But you didn't do it. 1150 01:39:09,157 --> 01:39:11,910 I'll give you credit for that. 1151 01:39:11,951 --> 01:39:15,080 You proved you're not a wimp. 1152 01:39:15,121 --> 01:39:19,584 It was obvious he was waiting for you to go: "Okay". 1153 01:39:19,626 --> 01:39:22,754 - You held out! - See? 1154 01:39:44,526 --> 01:39:46,695 You taught me that a woman 1155 01:39:46,736 --> 01:39:51,449 doesn't have to put her ideals aside for the man of her life! 1156 01:39:51,491 --> 01:39:53,284 Exactly. 1157 01:39:53,326 --> 01:39:55,912 Ideals are way important. 1158 01:39:58,415 --> 01:40:01,251 There are exceptions, you know. 1159 01:40:11,011 --> 01:40:13,179 I want off! 1160 01:40:13,221 --> 01:40:17,058 I have to get off, it's important! 1161 01:40:17,058 --> 01:40:19,436 Captain! 1162 01:41:31,299 --> 01:41:34,636 - No, it doesn't count! - Why doesn't it count? 1163 01:41:34,636 --> 01:41:37,138 Because I said so. 1164 01:41:37,138 --> 01:41:39,349 I'm doing it for me, not for you. 1165 01:41:49,651 --> 01:41:51,736 With me, you can... 1166 01:41:51,778 --> 01:41:54,072 ...smoke your pipe when you want. 1167 01:41:54,114 --> 01:41:58,493 Because I like you much more... 1168 01:41:58,493 --> 01:42:04,207 ...so romantic! 1169 01:42:04,249 --> 01:42:08,169 Blue smoke! 1170 01:42:08,169 --> 01:42:11,923 Oh, a cloud inside you. 1171 01:42:11,965 --> 01:42:15,969 And a man who smells like smoke... 1172 01:42:16,011 --> 01:42:20,223 ...is a real man, oh yes! 1173 01:42:20,265 --> 01:42:24,686 I will love you, as long as you want! 1174 01:42:24,686 --> 01:42:28,440 Because that is what you are! 1175 01:42:31,943 --> 01:42:34,654 - A man is a man. - When he smells like smoke. 1176 01:42:36,031 --> 01:42:38,658 - A man is a man. - When he smells like smoke... 1177 01:42:40,493 --> 01:42:43,955 A kiss is ten times better from you! 1178 01:43:55,276 --> 01:43:57,570 - Wait. - What? 1179 01:43:57,612 --> 01:43:59,197 - I have to fold my clothes. - Okay. 1180 01:43:59,239 --> 01:44:02,242 No! You have to say no sometimes! 1181 01:44:02,283 --> 01:44:03,993 Whatever. 1182 01:44:06,788 --> 01:44:11,960 If two obsessive people are together, at least they don't hurt anyone else. 1183 01:44:12,002 --> 01:44:15,338 No, that's the typical S&M relationship. 1184 01:44:15,380 --> 01:44:17,632 As if you knew! You're a virgin! 1185 01:44:17,674 --> 01:44:22,220 - So are you! - That's normal for my age. 1186 01:44:29,477 --> 01:44:34,024 - So you and I are just friends? - No, we will never be friends! 1187 01:44:34,024 --> 01:44:38,194 >> Napisy pobrane z http://napisy.org << >>>>>>>> nowa wizja napisów <<<<<<<< 80598