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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,287 >> HEY. I'M ON MY WAY HOME. 4 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:21,355 I JUST HAVE TO STOP OFF AND PICK 5 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,590 UP SOME GROCERIES. 6 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,592 UH, GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU HEAR 7 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:25,226 BACK. 8 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,261 I CAN PICK UP THE DRY CLEANING. 9 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:30,198 HEY, PAUL, I WAS JUST CALLING 10 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:30,764 YOU. 11 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,300 [ CHUCKLES ] 12 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,667 NO, NO, I HAD A CLIENT MEETING 13 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,103 OUTSIDE, SO I'M OUT OF THE 14 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:35,503 OFFICE. 15 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:37,205 I'M AT, UH... 16 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:39,173 WHAT? 17 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,142 AGAIN? 18 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,510 NO. NO, NO. NO, NO. 19 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,444 IT'S OKAY. 20 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,479 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA HAVE 21 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,081 THE HORRIBLE EVENING. 22 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,549 GOD, THAT AUDIT IS GOING ON 23 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,784 FOREVER. 24 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:53,554 AH. NO, I WON'T WAIT UP FOR YOU. 25 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,089 I'LL PROBABLY JUST FALL ASLEEPU. 26 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,225 IN FRONT OF THE TV. 27 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,727 OKAY. BYE-BYE. 28 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,806 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 29 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,343 >> HI. TABLE FOR ONE? 30 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:17,445 >> OH, NO. [ CHUCKLES ] 31 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:18,779 NO, I JUST WANT TO TAKE OUT. 32 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,281 UM, DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT 33 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,749 CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH THE CRUSHED 34 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:22,383 ALMONDS? 35 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:22,816 >> YES. 36 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,285 >> MY HUSBAND USED TO LOVE THAT. 37 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,453 IF I COULD GET A TAKEOUT FOR 38 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:26,387 TWO, THAT'D BE GREAT. 39 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,521 >> I'LL CHECK IF WE HAVE ANY 40 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,423 LEFT. 41 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:45,406 I'M SO SORRY. 42 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,408 WE JUST SOLD OUR LAST... 43 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,577 SLICE. 44 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,486 >> [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 45 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:11,732 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 46 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:18,506 >> HELLO? 47 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,508 >> SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME 48 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:22,510 OVER ME, BUT, UM, I JUST FORGOT 49 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:25,346 WHAT TIME YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE 50 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:25,946 HOME. 51 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:26,947 >> LATE. 52 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:30,551 >> OH. LATE. 53 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:33,854 YEAH. RIGHT. 54 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,323 OKAY. 55 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,591 WELL, LET ME LET YOU GET BACK TO 56 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,793 YOUR AUDIT. 57 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,396 OKAY. 58 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:48,569 >> I'M GONNA GO. 59 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,204 >> [ Spanish accent ] WHAT? 60 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:54,375 >> [ GASPS ] OH. OH, MY GOD. 61 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,477 [ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD. 62 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:57,611 [ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD! 63 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,313 >> PAUL. 64 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,689 >> [ GASPS ] 65 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,457 >> PAUL, WAIT! 66 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,391 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS?! 67 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:11,692 >> STOP IT, LUCY. 68 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,793 >> YOU'RE -- PAUL, YOU CAN'T GO! 69 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,562 >> STOP IT. 70 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:18,666 >> [ GASPS ] 71 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:22,303 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 72 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,604 >> LADY, ARE YOU BUYING 73 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,405 SOMETHING? 74 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,707 >> UH, Y-YES. SURE, SURE. 75 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,708 >> WHAT? 76 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,743 >> UH, A NEWSPAPER. 77 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,029 [ BELL CHIMES, DOOR CLOSES ] 78 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,732 >> HI. 79 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,268 >> [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] 80 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:54,868 >> HUH? 81 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,904 >> [ SOBS ] A ROPE. 82 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,740 >> WHAT? 83 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,941 >> A rope. 84 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,576 >> HEY, UH, W-WHAT IS SHE 85 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,277 SAYING? 86 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:03,977 >> MM. 87 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,045 >> [ CRYING ] 88 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,047 >> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 89 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,849 >> I WANT... 90 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:12,052 >> HEY, W-WHAT IS SHE SAYING? 91 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:14,322 >> [ WHIMPERS ] 92 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,356 >> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 93 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,958 >> [ Sobbing ] I WANT A ROPE! 94 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,493 [ SNIFFLES ] 95 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,994 I WANT A ROPE. 96 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,964 >> UH...A ROPE. 97 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:26,567 >> A ROPE? 98 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,536 OKEYDOKEY. 99 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:31,004 ONE ROPE IS COMING UP. 100 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,806 IS IT A GOOD LENGTH? 101 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,675 >> YEAH. [ SNIFFLES ] 102 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,610 AND I'LL TAKE THIS, TOO. 103 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,345 >> OH, NO, NO. 104 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,512 LISTEN, THIS IS NOT FOR SALE. 105 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,513 >> HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT? 106 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:40,648 >> I'M SAVING IT FOR TONIGHT 107 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:41,081 BECAUSE -- 108 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,917 >> JUST TAKE IT. 109 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,820 WHO CARES? 110 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,055 [ BELL CHIMES ] 111 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,424 >> SHE GAVE YOU OVER $200. 112 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,959 WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? 113 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,894 >> WHAT CAN I SAY? 114 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:54,895 PEOPLE LIKE ME. 115 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,730 >> WHAT ON EARTH WOULD SHE WANT 116 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:57,565 A ROPE FOR? 117 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,099 >> UH, ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR 118 00:04:59,099 --> 00:04:59,700 THAT? 119 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,736 >> [ SOBBING ] 120 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:13,547 [ WHIMPERING ] 121 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:24,625 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 122 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,627 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] 123 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,505 [ KEYS JINGLING ] 124 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:45,846 [ LATCH RATTLING ] 125 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,881 >> UM, EXCU-- UH, ARE YOU 126 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:48,816 ALL RIGHT? 127 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,984 >> WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 128 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,621 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 129 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:56,857 [ SOBBING ] 130 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,860 >> UH... 131 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,830 [ KNOCKS ON DOOR ] 132 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:03,697 >> YEAH? 133 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,966 >> I -- UH, W-WE JUST MET IN THE 134 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,168 HALLWAY JUST NOW, AND, UH, I-I 135 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,571 THINK I SAW YOU EARLIER IN THE 136 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,740 STORE, AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE 137 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,775 SURE THAT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 138 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,544 >> I'M FINE. 139 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:17,778 >> OKAY. 140 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,613 BUT YOU -- YOU DON'T SEEM FINE. 141 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:20,548 >> I'M FINE! 142 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,182 >> SORRY. 143 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,584 >> [ SOBBING ] 144 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,453 >> UM... 145 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,855 OKAY. 146 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:28,956 UH, LISTEN. 147 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,124 THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLY 148 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:34,027 STRANGE, BUT HOW DO I KNOW THAT 149 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,864 YOU'RE NOT STANDING ON A CHAIR 150 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:40,501 WITH A NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK? 151 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,035 I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DON'T 152 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:46,674 WANT TO GET INVOLVED, BUT... 153 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:47,107 >> [ SOBBING ] 154 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,141 >> OH! 155 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:51,712 OH. OH. OH, GOOD GOD. 156 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,714 UH...OKAY. 157 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:54,748 IT'S -- IT'S ALL RIGHT. 158 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,649 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 159 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,017 >> [ Sobbing ] NOTHING IS EVER 160 00:06:57,017 --> 00:07:00,921 GONNA BE ALL RIGHT AGAIN. 161 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,590 EVER. 162 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,224 >> OH, UH, NO. 163 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:04,958 STOP THAT. 164 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,527 STOP -- Y-YOUNG LADY, STOP. 165 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:07,628 STOP. STOP DRINKING. 166 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:08,496 GIVE ME THAT. 167 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:10,130 I'LL JUST -- I'LL GET YOU SOME 168 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:10,764 WATER. 169 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,701 UH, ALCOHOL IS A DEPRESSANT. 170 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,135 IT'S THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD 171 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:19,740 YOU NEED RIGHT NOW. 172 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,776 >> Y-YOU'RE, LIKE, THE NICEST 173 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,045 PERSON I'VE EVER MET. 174 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,814 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS FOR A 175 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:27,981 COMPLETE STRANGER? 176 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:31,752 >> OH, WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT ME. 177 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:34,722 UM...OKAY. 178 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:39,760 UH, SO... 179 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,531 WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE YOU SO... 180 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,733 SAD? 181 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,200 >> I CAN'T -- I CAN'T TALK ABOUT 182 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:47,668 IT. 183 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,136 >> OH, WELL, SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD 184 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:49,803 TO TALK. 185 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:50,571 >> [ SIGHS ] 186 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,139 >> NO, REALLY OPEN UP -- SPILL 187 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,741 OUT ALL THE GORY DETAILS. 188 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:54,842 >> I'M ITCHING TO. 189 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,176 >> I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE. 190 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,578 >> THERE'S THIS MAN. 191 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,047 >> AH! 192 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:00,981 >> I LOVE HIM. 193 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:01,849 >> UH-HUH. 194 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,817 >> AND I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA 195 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,153 GET MARRIED, HAVE CHILDREN, A 196 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,289 LIFE TOGETHER, BUT... 197 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,591 >> BUT? 198 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,025 >> IF I TELL YOU THIS, YOU'RE 199 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,527 NOT GONNA LIKE ME ANYMORE. 200 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,028 >> OH, WELL, I'M SURE I'LL LIKE 201 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,030 YOU JUST AS MUCH AS I...LIKE YOU 202 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:17,898 RIGHT NOW. 203 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,132 >> ARE YOU MARRIED? 204 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,568 >> UH, YES. 205 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,002 BUT I'M A BIG GIRL. 206 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,904 >> HE'S MARRIED, TOO. 207 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,839 >> SMALL WORLD. 208 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,575 >> BUT HE DOESN'T LOVE HIS WIFE. 209 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,009 PAUL AND HER GOT MARRIED WHEN 210 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,711 THEY WERE PRACTICALLY CHILDREN, 211 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,212 AND IT HASN'T MEANT ANYTHING IN 212 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,947 YEARS, SO I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA 213 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,148 LEAVE HER. 214 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:38,051 BUT TONIGHT SHE KEPT PHONING AND 215 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,588 PHONING, AND HE THOUGHT SHE 216 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,789 SOUNDED SUSPICIOUS. 217 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,591 SO HE SAID HE HAD TO GO HOME 218 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,192 BEFORE SHE CHECKED UP ON HIS 219 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,027 ALIBI, AND I SAID, "WELL, WHY 220 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,662 NOT TELL HER THE TRUTH?" 221 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,129 RIGHT? 222 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,098 ISN'T IT MEANER TO LET HER THINK 223 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,900 SHE'S PARANOID AND THEN IN A 224 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,301 MONTH SAY, "GUESS WHAT. 225 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,936 I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE." 226 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:56,637 RIGHT? 227 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,338 I MEAN, A CLEAN BREAK HURTS 228 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,609 LESS, RIGHT? 229 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,876 W-WHAT DO YOU THINK? 230 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,813 >> UH, WELL, WHAT I THINK HAS 231 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,347 NO...RELEVANCE. 232 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,850 >> BUT YOU MUST HAVE AN OPINION. 233 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:13,053 >> WHAT DID HE SAY? 234 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,755 >> HE SAID I CAN'T UNDERSTAND 235 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:17,090 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE MARRIED. 236 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,025 [ SOBS ] 237 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:22,162 AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? 238 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:25,899 HOW COULD HE GO HOME TO HER? 239 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,701 WE SHOULD BE MAKING LOVE ON THIS 240 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,136 COUCH LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER, 241 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:33,373 WONDERFUL TIMES, AND HE... 242 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,975 DO YOU THINK THIS MEANS HE 243 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,276 DOESN'T REALLY LOVE ME? 244 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:39,680 >> UM... 245 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:43,617 WELL, UH, HE...HE SAID THAT 246 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:48,188 HIS -- HIS MARRIAGE TO, UH... 247 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,723 >> I DON'T KNOW HER NAME. 248 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:50,991 HE CALLS HER "THE WIFE." 249 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:51,959 >> AH. THE WIFE. 250 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,727 >> HE DOESN'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT 251 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:54,061 HER. 252 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,629 IT MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE. 253 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,930 >> OH, I'M SURE IT WOULD. 254 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,900 >> BUT HE DID SAY THEY HAVEN'T 255 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,135 HAD SEX IN TWO YEARS. 256 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,403 [ LAUGHS ] 257 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,106 WHAT KIND OF A WOMAN MUST SHE 258 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,240 BE, RIGHT? 259 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,176 I CAN'T GO TWO DAYS WITHOUT SEX. 260 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,678 WHO CAN? [ CHUCKLES ] 261 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:11,879 I MEAN, I-I'VE BEEN 262 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,681 MULTIORGASMIC SINCE I WAS 8. 263 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,649 >> HOW NICE FOR YOU. 264 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,017 UM, UH... 265 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,719 ARE YOU SURE THAT HE'S TELLING 266 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,419 YOU THE TRUTH? 267 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,888 I MEAN, I KNOW MARRIAGE. 268 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:25,926 I KNOW...MARRIAGE, AND I'M SURE 269 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,862 THAT THEY STILL HAVE SEX 270 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,364 SOMETIMES. 271 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,299 MM-HMM. 272 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,401 >> OH, WELL, THAT'S... 273 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:38,271 YOU -- YOU THINK HE... 274 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:41,675 HE'S BEEN LYING TO ME? 275 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,276 UH, IF HE'S... 276 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,312 IF HE'S JUST BEEN USING ME, I 277 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,314 DON'T THINK I COULD TAKE IT. 278 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,882 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 279 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,784 >> OH. UM... 280 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,186 OH, UH... 281 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,222 UH, I-I'M JUST GONNA TAKE IT IN, 282 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,323 UH... 283 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,158 >> [ SOBBING ] 284 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,228 >> UH, HELLO? 285 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,696 UM, NO. 286 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,332 NO, I'M NOT AT HOME. 287 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,200 WELL, UH, WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU 288 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,002 WERE GONNA WORK LATE, I, UH, I 289 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,172 DECIDED TO, UM, TO GO VISIT MY 290 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,407 MOM. 291 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,475 JOIN ME? NO. 292 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,910 NO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 293 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:17,978 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 294 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,112 OH, WHEN WILL I BE HOME? 295 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,047 SO MANY QUESTIONS. 296 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:24,117 UM...UH, WELL IT'LL BE A WHILE. 297 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:24,852 UH, Y-YEAH. 298 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,086 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, MOM. 299 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,255 [ SIGHS ] I GOT TO GO. 300 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:28,956 BYE. 301 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,991 OKAY. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 302 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,392 SO, YOU WERE JUST GETTING READY 303 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,093 TO TELL -- 304 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,128 [ GASPS ] NO! 305 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:35,495 OH. 306 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,064 >> JUST LET ME DIE, PLEASE. 307 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,265 >> YOUNG LADY, LISTEN. 308 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,000 LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, PLEASE. 309 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,736 SUICIDE IS AN IMPULSE ACT. 310 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,104 IF YOU'D JUST WAIT A LITTLE 311 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,773 WHILE, I'M SURE YOU'LL CHANGE 312 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:46,306 YOUR MIND. 313 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,041 >> SO I-I SHOULD DO IT REALLY 314 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:48,876 FAST, OKAY? 315 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,111 JUST -- CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR? 316 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,913 IF I JUST GET BRAIN DAMAGE, DO 317 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,447 YOU PROMISE TO HOLD A PILLOW 318 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,348 OVER MY FACE? 319 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,316 >> OH, MY GOD. 320 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,250 I FEEL DIZZY. 321 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,051 I FEEL... 322 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,186 >> WHAT'S WRONG? 323 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,921 >> I-I HAVEN'T EATEN YET. 324 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,422 >> I'M SO SORRY. 325 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,057 DO YOU WANT SOME GRAPES? 326 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,092 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 327 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:08,495 >> OH. OH. IT'S... 328 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,529 >> [ GASPS ] 329 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,231 >> OH, MY GOD. 330 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:11,999 OH. 331 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:15,235 >> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 332 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,504 IT -- IT'S PAUL. WHAT DO I DO? 333 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,939 >> WHAT? OH, YOU'RE ASKING ME? 334 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,073 >> WHAT? YOU'RE SO -- 335 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,408 >> DON' ANSWER IT. 336 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,409 >> HI. 337 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,812 I'm sorry. 338 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,480 MM-HMM. 339 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,149 He wants to come over. 340 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,951 >> I guess his wife isn't home 341 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,553 after all. 342 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:37,424 >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE? 343 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,092 YEAH. 344 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,393 He says he doesn't care what she 345 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,195 thinks. 346 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,964 >> WELL, THEN WHY DOESN'T HE 347 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,132 JUST ASK HER FOR A DIVORCE 348 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,367 INSTEAD OF COMING OVER HERE... 349 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,336 FOR... 350 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,571 >> YOU'RE SO RIGHT. 351 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,140 [ SCOFFS ] 352 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,876 PAUL, I REFUSE -- I REFUSE TO 353 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,846 SEE YOU AGAIN UNTIL YOU ASK YOUR 354 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,547 WIFE FOR A DIVORCE. 355 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,050 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 356 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,886 T-THAT WAS SMART, RIGHT? 357 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,388 >> YEAH. I HOPE SO. 358 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,424 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 359 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,597 >> I-I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED 360 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,365 TO OLDER MEN. 361 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,900 >> UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 362 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,068 >> I SLEPT WITH MY ENGLISH 363 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,335 TEACHER WHEN I WAS IN MADRID. 364 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,070 [ CHUCKLES ] 365 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,537 AND WHEN I CAME HERE AS AN 366 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,107 AU PAIR, THE DADS... 367 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,976 WELL, THE AU PAIR THING DIDN'T 368 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:29,576 WORK OUT. 369 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,511 BUT, UM, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND I, 370 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,613 I'M NOT AS YOUNG AS I SEEM. 371 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,916 >> OH, NO. YOU COULDN'T BE. 372 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,085 >> WHEN PAUL AND I GET MARRIED, 373 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,352 I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE DEAD 374 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,020 MARRIAGES. 375 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,088 YOU KNOW, YOU SEE THOSE 376 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,455 COUPLES -- NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT 377 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,924 BUT WHAT CHORES TO DO, WHAT TV 378 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,125 SHOW TO WATCH. 379 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,527 I'M GONNA HAVE SEX THREE TIMES A 380 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,096 DAY UNTIL WE DIE. 381 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,397 >> JESUS. THREE TIMES A DAY -- 382 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,631 HOW WOULD YOU EVEN FIND THE 383 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,132 TIME? 384 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,600 UH, W-WHAT DO YOU DO? 385 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,303 >> I DON'T KNOW. 386 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,205 >> HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU 387 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:58,538 DO? 388 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,473 >> OH, WELL, REALLY, I'M AN 389 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,208 ACTRESS. 390 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,076 BUT I HAVEN'T HAD A PART IN A 391 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,611 WHILE, SO I DO TEMP WORK IN 392 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,378 OFFICES. 393 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,914 THAT'S HOW I MET PAUL. 394 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,115 I WAS TAKING SOME PAPERS INTO 395 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:08,581 HIS OFFICE. 396 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,649 THE DOOR WAS CLOSED, SO I 397 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,984 THOUGHT THEY'D GONE OUT FOR 398 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:11,318 LUNCH. 399 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,920 YOU KNOW, I JUST OPENED THE 400 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,421 DOOR, AND HE WAS JUST THERE AT 401 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,223 HIS DESK, HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS, 402 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,557 CRYING. 403 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,927 >> H-HE WAS CRYING? 404 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,129 >> YEAH, HE WAS CRYING. 405 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,630 HE TOLD ME LATER THAT HE FELT 406 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,298 LIKE HIS LIFE MEANT NOTHING, 407 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,000 LIKE HE MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD 408 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,500 ALREADY. 409 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,636 >> WELL, WE ALL FEEL LIKE THAT 410 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,570 SOMETIMES. 411 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,072 I MEAN, EVEN I FEEL LIKE THAT 412 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:32,572 SOMETIMES. 413 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,274 BUT DO I SCREW THE OFFICE TEMP? 414 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,177 NO, I-I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING 415 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,578 AND I-I DO THE LAUNDRY AND I 416 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,147 COOK AND I GO TO WORK AND I 417 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,548 VISIT MY MOTHER, WHO DOESN'T 418 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,983 EVEN REMEMBER WHO I AM. 419 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,385 OKAY, SOMETIMES I...WATCH TV. 420 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,586 [ CHUCKLES ] 421 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,989 I TALK ABOUT WHAT GROCERIES I'M 422 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:49,923 GONNA BUY. 423 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,059 >> BUT YOU'RE NOTHING -- NOTHING 424 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,660 LIKE PAUL'S WIFE. 425 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,028 >> [ SNIFFLES ] 426 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,265 >> YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT. 427 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,199 YOU'RE SO KIND. 428 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,633 YOUR HUSBAND MUST LOVE YOU SO 429 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,202 MUCH. 430 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,405 >> [ SIGHS ] 431 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,507 NO. 432 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,176 [ SNIFFLES ] 433 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,578 HE DOESN'T. 434 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,380 >> ARE YOU SURE? 435 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,182 >> MM-HMM. YEAH. 436 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,317 >> DOES HE HAVE AFFAIRS? 437 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:21,254 >> YES. AT LEAST ONE. 438 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:25,058 >> OH, MY GOD. THAT'S TERRIBLE. 439 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,226 IS IT STILL GOING ON? 440 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,327 >> [ SNIFFLES ] YES. 441 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,329 >> OH, SHIT. 442 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,530 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 443 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,332 >> YOU MEAN AM I GONNA GO BUY A 444 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,034 BOTTLE OF SCOTCH AND DRINK IT 445 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,368 STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE? 446 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:35,702 NO. 447 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,504 AM I GONNA PUT A NOOSE AROUND MY 448 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,105 NECK? 449 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,407 NO. 450 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,574 PILLS -- I CAN GET PILLS. 451 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,976 WOMEN CAN ALWAYS GET PILLS. 452 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,244 AND WHO CARES IF ONE DAY YOU 453 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,512 JUST HAPPEN TO TAKE TOO MANY? 454 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,014 NOT YOUR HUSBAND. NO, NO, NO. 455 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,615 THEN HE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER 456 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,350 AFTER WITH A BOUNCING BIMBO. 457 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,319 [ SLURPS ] 458 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,721 NO. I CAN'T DIE. 459 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,190 I NEED TO STAY ALIVE SO THAT I 460 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,026 CAN DESTROY HIS FUTURE 461 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,493 HAPPINESS. 462 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,628 [ GASPS ] OH! 463 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,196 I ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON TO 464 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:03,563 LIVE. 465 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,265 FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT I 466 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:05,698 DIDN'T. 467 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,467 [ SNIFFLES ] 468 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,435 >> OH, MY GOD. 469 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,103 YOU'RE NOT WHO YOU'VE BEEN 470 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,538 PRETENDING TO BE TONIGHT. 471 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,040 >> WHAT? 472 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,607 >> I RECOGNIZE YOU. 473 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,542 >> OH, I'M SORRY. 474 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,443 >> I-I'M SORRY. 475 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,078 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE 476 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,346 PEOPLE THAT, ARE, YOU KNOW, 477 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,680 HAPPY WITH A NOTHING LIFE, A 478 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,315 BORING MARRIAGE, AN OFFICE JOB. 479 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,250 BUT YOU'RE NOT. 480 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,717 YOU'RE LIKE ME, AND YOU'RE SO 481 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,787 MUCH LIKE ME! 482 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,024 >> I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU. 483 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,559 WE ARE EXACT OPPOSITES. 484 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,327 GIVE US ANY SITUATION -- 485 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,396 SITUATION "X" -- AND YOU WOULD 486 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,465 CHOOSE TO DO "B," WHILE I WOULD 487 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,133 DO "A." 488 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,035 AND EVEN WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I 489 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,570 WOULD NOT HAVE SLEPT WITH A 490 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,804 SOBBING BUSINESSMAN. 491 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,706 I WOULD NOT EVER BE AN ACTRESS. 492 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,541 I WOULD NEVER BE A POET OR AN 493 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,409 ASTROLOGER. 494 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,577 >> ACTRESS AND ASTROLOGER ARE 495 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,344 NOT EQUIVALENT. 496 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,512 >> WELL, THEY'RE CLOSE ENOUGH. 497 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,746 >> IT'S TRUE, THERE WAS A MOMENT 498 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:54,781 THERE WHERE I WAS A FOOT 499 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:55,715 REFLEXOLOGIST. 500 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,184 BUT THAT'S SCIENTIFICALLY 501 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,218 PROVEN, SO IT'S... 502 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,486 >> MY POINT IS THAT I WOULD DO 503 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,054 EVERYTHING DIFFERENTLY IF I WERE 504 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,355 YOU AND YOU WOULD DO EVERYTHING 505 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,690 DIFFERENTLY IF YOU WERE ME, TOO. 506 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,691 [ SNIFFLES ] 507 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,259 ALTHOUGH IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE 508 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,594 THAT OUR LIVES COULD BE ANY 509 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,196 WORSE THAN THEY ARE RIGHT NOW. 510 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,530 SO HOW MUCH WORSE WOULD OUR 511 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,165 LIVES BE IF I WOULD DO WHAT YOU 512 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,666 WOULD DO AND YOU WOULD DO WHAT I 513 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,334 WOULD DO? 514 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,835 >> THAT'S SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA! 515 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:16,669 >> WHAT IDEA? 516 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:17,804 I HAVEN'T HAD AN IDEA. 517 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,206 >> NO, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. 518 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,673 WE'VE BEEN FEELING AND THINKING 519 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,275 AND DECIDING FOR OURSELVES, AND 520 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,376 OUR LIVES ARE A MESS. 521 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,711 WE SHOULD TRY THE OPPOSITE! 522 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,346 >> DECIDE ONE THING AND THEN DO 523 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,080 THE OTHER? 524 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,782 >> I MEAN LIKE -- LIKE I GET TO 525 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,484 THINK WHAT YOU SHOULD DO, AND 526 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,253 YOU GET TO THINK WHAT I SHOULD 527 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,787 DO -- LIKE WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO 528 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,389 STOP DRINKING AND NOT KILL 529 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:36,856 MYSELF. 530 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,293 I WOULD BE DRUNK AND DEAD IF I'D 531 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,694 MADE UP MY OWN MIND INSTEAD OF 532 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,330 LETTING YOU MAKE UP MY MIND FOR 533 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:43,596 ME. 534 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,265 >> MAYBE THAT JUST MEANS THAT... 535 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:45,832 [ SNIFFLES ] 536 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,567 ...I MAKE BETTER DECISIONS THAN 537 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,201 YOU DO. 538 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,104 >> NO OFFENSE, MADELYN, BUT 539 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,106 YOUR LIFE SOUNDS CRAPPIER THAN 540 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:53,573 MINE. 541 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,642 >> MY LIFE SOUNDS CRAPPIER THAN 542 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,343 YOURS? 543 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,344 [ SNIFFLES ] 544 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,745 >> I'M NOT THE ONE MARRIED TO A 545 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,113 MAN WHO'S CHEATING ON ME. 546 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,414 LOOK AT IT THIS WAY -- WE'RE 547 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,782 BOTH SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PEOPLE OR 548 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,417 WE WOULDN'T BE INVOLVED WITH MEN 549 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,552 THAT TREAT US LIKE SHIT. 550 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,553 BUT WE WOULD NOT BE 551 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,787 SELF-DESTRUCTIVE IF WE WERE 552 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,289 MAKING DECISIONS FOR SOMEONE 553 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,457 ELSE, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO 554 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,724 DESTROY YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON'T 555 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,327 WANT TO DESTROY MY LIFE. 556 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,229 >> NO, OF COURSE NOT. 557 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,398 >> SO THE WAY TO FIX OUR LIVES 558 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,300 IS TO STOP MAKING OUR OWN 559 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,634 DECISIONS AND LET THE OTHER ONE 560 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,569 MAKE THEM INSTEAD. 561 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,736 NOT ON LITTLE THINGS, LIKE 562 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,205 "WHAT COLOR LIPSTICK SHOULD I 563 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,707 WEAR?" -- I'D GO PINKER IF I 564 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,276 WERE YOU -- BUT ON -- ON -- 565 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,643 ON -- ON THE BIG STUFF, YOU 566 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,211 KNOW? 567 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,645 WE CALL EACH OTHER BEFORE WE 568 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:37,584 DECIDE ANYTHING MAJOR. 569 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,386 >> YOU WOULD REALLY DO ANYTHING 570 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:39,852 I SAID? 571 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,421 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 572 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,389 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 573 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,656 I DIDN'T REALIZE I DIDN'T HAVE 574 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,291 ANY MONEY. 575 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,393 >> NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. I GOT IT. 576 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,195 >> SO, SHOULD YOU STAY WITH YOUR 577 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,796 HUSBAND OR SHOULD YOU LEAVE HIM? 578 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,730 >> I SHOULD... 579 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,499 >> I-I-I GET TO DECIDE. 580 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,900 I'M THE OBJECTIVE ONE. 581 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,768 S-SUBJECTIVE. 582 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,869 I-I ALWAYS GET THOSE TWO MIXED 583 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,370 UP. 584 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,271 >> OBJE-- OBJECTIVE. 585 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,472 >> OBJECTIVE. 586 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,607 OKAY. THINK. 587 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,409 OKAY, IF HE LOVES HER, YOU 588 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,743 SHOULD KICK HIM OUT. 589 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,678 IF HE LOVES HER, YOU'RE GONNA 590 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,414 GET DUMPED SOON ANYWAY. 591 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,582 BUT MAYBE -- MAYBE HE DOESN'T 592 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,383 LOVE HER. 593 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,951 MAYBE SHE'S JUST SOME BIMBO. 594 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,886 YOU KNOW, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN 595 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:14,654 MARRIED? 596 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,688 >> A LONG TIME. 597 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,624 >> AND WOULD YOU THROW ALL THOSE 598 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,326 YEARS AWAY OVER SOME SILLY 599 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:19,792 FLING? 600 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,493 >> YES. 601 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,194 >> NO. 602 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:21,728 >> NO. 603 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,429 >> NO. 604 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,297 YOU'RE SUCH A NICE PERSON. 605 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,299 IF HE STILL LOVES YOU, YOU'LL 606 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,436 FIND A WAY TO MAKE THINGS WORK. 607 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,304 AND IF NOT, ONCE THE BIMBO IS 608 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,273 OUT OF THE PICTURE, YOU DUMP THE 609 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:33,740 CREEP. 610 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,674 >> [ SIGHS ] 611 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,943 >> SO, FIRST STEP... 612 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,411 YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT WHO HE 613 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,214 LOVES -- YOU OR HIS GIRLFRIEND. 614 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:41,548 OKAY? 615 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,882 SO YOU GO HOME AND ASK YOUR 616 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,686 HUSBAND -- WHAT'S HIS NAME? 617 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,654 >> FRED. 618 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,588 >> FRED. 619 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,224 YOU SAY, "FRED, DO YOU STILL 620 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,292 LOVE ME?" 621 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,393 AND THEN CALL AND TELL ME WHAT 622 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,527 HE SAID AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT 623 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,728 TO DO NEXT. 624 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,763 >> OKAY. 625 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,531 >> OKAY. 626 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,434 >> I FEEL A LITTLE BIT LIKE 627 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,403 ALICE IN WONDERLAND. 628 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,271 >> OH, MY GOD! 629 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,638 I SPENT HALF MY LIFE FEELING 630 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,539 LIKE THAT GIRL. 631 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:06,939 >> OH. 632 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,375 >> ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE? 633 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:08,808 >> YES. 634 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,377 >> WOW! WE'RE SO MUCH ALIKE. 635 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,480 >> NO, WE'RE NOTHING ALIKE. 636 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,447 >> THERE YOU GO. 637 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:14,981 >> UH-HUH. 638 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,416 >> THAT'S YOUR MISSION. 639 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,385 AND WHEN I HEAR FROM PAUL, 640 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,453 YOU'LL GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO 641 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:20,853 DO. 642 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,688 >> OKAY. 643 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,789 UH, I GO THIS WAY. 644 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,391 I HAVE TO TAKE THE SUBWAY. 645 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,925 >> YOU DON'T LIVE IN MY 646 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,361 BUILDING? 647 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,897 >> UH...NO. 648 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,599 NO. 649 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,635 I...I SAW YOU BUYING THE ROPE, 650 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,438 AND I-I FOLLOWED YOU HOME. 651 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,507 >> OH, MY GOD. 652 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:41,908 YOU REALLY ARE THE KINDEST 653 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,310 PERSON I'VE EVER MET. 654 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:43,976 [ SNIFFLES ] 655 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:44,577 >> OH. 656 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,044 >> HUG? 657 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:45,678 >> OH. 658 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,679 >> AHH. 659 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,747 >> OKAY. 660 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,449 >> OH... 661 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,585 I'M GONNA WORK SO HARD TO MAKE 662 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,955 YOU HAPPY. 663 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:56,789 BYE! 664 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,358 >> OKAY. BYE-BYE. 665 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,628 GOOD NIGHT. 666 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:06,699 DON'T...CALL ME. 667 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:10,803 [ SIGHS ] 668 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,373 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! 669 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:40,533 HI, MOM. 670 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,602 >> HENRY? 671 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,071 >> NO. IT'S ME. 672 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,774 [ CHUCKLES, SIGHS ] 673 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,343 I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 674 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,077 DO YOU WANT IT? 675 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,812 I GOT YOU SOME ICE CREAM. 676 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,913 HERE YOU GO. 677 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:54,981 [ SNIFFLES ] 678 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:55,715 NOW... 679 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,949 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 680 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,918 IT'S YOUR FAVORITE. 681 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,019 >> [ LAUGHS ] 682 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,822 THANK YOU, HENRY. 683 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,957 MMM. 684 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,489 >> [ SOBBING ] 685 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,166 >> HEY. I'M IN HERE. 686 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:47,934 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 687 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,869 [ KEYS JINGLING ] 688 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,984 >> YOU'VE BEEN WORKING LATE A 689 00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:06,719 LOT OF EVENINGS. 690 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,855 >> YEAH. WORK'S BEEN ROUGH. 691 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,958 >> MM. 692 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:17,029 ARE YOU... 693 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:25,472 ARE... 694 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,640 DO YOU STILL LOVE ME? 695 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,675 >> [ SCOFFS ] 696 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,109 OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. 697 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,011 GOD, VISITS TO YOUR MOTHER 698 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,646 ALWAYS GET YOU DOWN. 699 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:38,184 UH, WHERE'S MY SWEATSHIRT? 700 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:44,223 >> ON THE CHAIR. 701 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,958 >> I'M JUST GONNA GO CATCH THE 702 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,628 END OF THE GAME. 703 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:06,479 >> OKAY. I'VE ASKED HIM. 704 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,247 >> AND WHAT DID HE SAY? 705 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,782 >> HE SAID HE LOVED ME, BUT I 706 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,183 DON'T KNOW THAT I BELIEVED HIM. 707 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,785 AND FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW THAT 708 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,185 I CARE. 709 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,921 SO, NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT I 710 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,689 WANT YOU TO SAY TO YOUR MARRIED 711 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:17,023 MAN. 712 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,190 >> [ GASPS ] I'VE GOT IT! 713 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,692 YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR HUSBAND 714 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:20,927 YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE 715 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:21,260 ELSE. 716 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,829 >> WHY ON EARTH WOULD I DO THAT? 717 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,130 >> TO SEE IF HE GETS JEALOUS. 718 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,698 IF HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, 719 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:26,966 IT WON'T BE THAT BIG A DEAL, 720 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,868 OTHER THAN THE MALE EGO -- YOU 721 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,870 KNOW, "IS MY PENIS BIGGER THAN 722 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:31,538 HIS?" 723 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,939 IF PENIS SIZE COMES UP, JUST 724 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,674 TELL HIM THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME. 725 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,242 THAT TAKES THE WHOLE PENIS ISSUE 726 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,276 OFF THE TABLE. 727 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,512 BUT IF HE GETS REALLY ANGRY AND 728 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,080 THE PENIS THING IF OFF THE 729 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,049 TABLE, THAT MEANS HE LOVES YOU. 730 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,784 THEN CALL ME, BUT NOT TILL AFTER 731 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:46,252 MIDNIGHT SO I CAN TELL YOU WHAT 732 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:47,920 PAUL SAID ABOUT THE ULTIMATUM. 733 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,588 >> WAIT. 734 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,222 UH, U-UNDER THIS -- THE RULES OF 735 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,924 THIS PACT THINGY, YOU'RE NOT 736 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:53,760 ALLOWED TO CALL HIM UNTIL I GIVE 737 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,694 MY PERMISSION. 738 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,529 WELL, I'M NOT CALLING HIM. 739 00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:58,531 EVERY NIGHT, WHEN HIS WIFE IS 740 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,600 BRUSHING HER TEETH, HE CALLS ME 741 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,934 TO SAY HE LOVES ME. 742 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:04,270 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 743 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,591 >> YOU DIDN'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 744 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:25,992 >> I DON'T FEEL LIKE BRUSHING MY 745 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:26,559 TEETH. 746 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:27,927 >> YOU ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 747 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:28,961 >> WELL, NOT TONIGHT. 748 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,296 >> BUT YOU NEVER MISS. 749 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:31,764 YOU USE YOUR ELECTRIC 750 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,800 TOOTHBRUSH. 751 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,867 YOU SAID YOUR DAD HAD GUM 752 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:35,267 DISEASE. 753 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,202 YOU WANT TO BE SAFE. 754 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:40,172 >> GOOD NIGHT. 755 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:44,844 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 756 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,213 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 757 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,223 >> [ SIGHS ] IT'S 3:00. 758 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,858 >> OH, MY GOD! 759 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,761 THE NURSING HOME -- MY MOTHER! 760 00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:02,695 HELLO? 761 00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:05,832 >> HE DIDN'T CALL ME. 762 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:10,336 >> UH...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 763 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:11,871 >> IS IT THE NURSING HOME? 764 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:16,342 >> NO. 765 00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:17,977 IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING. 766 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:18,845 >> HE DIDN'T CALL. 767 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,146 AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME 768 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,380 AFTER YOU TOLD YOUR HUSBAND YOU 769 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,381 WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 770 00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:23,883 >> WELL, I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET. 771 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:24,350 >> WHY NOT? 772 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:25,384 >> BECAUSE I GOT SLEEPY. 773 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,786 >> HOW CAN YOU SLEEP WHEN YOU 774 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:27,987 DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA BE 775 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,021 MARRIED TOMORROW OR NOT? 776 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,256 >> WELL, MAYBE NOW IT WON'T BE 777 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:30,823 SO EASY. 778 00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,024 >> WHY DO YOU THINK HE DIDN'T 779 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:32,324 CALL? 780 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,193 >> UH, M-MAYBE HIS WIFE FORGOT 781 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,327 TO BRUSH HER TEETH. 782 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,629 >> OH, NO. OH, NO, NO. 783 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,330 SHE ALWAYS BRUSHES HER TEETH. 784 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,000 SHE'S GOT, LIKE, THIS OBSESSIVE 785 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,902 THING ABOUT HER GUMS. 786 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,303 PAUL THINKS IT'S STUPID, BUT 787 00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:45,972 HE'S AFRAID TO TELL HER 'CAUSE 788 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,306 HE THINKS SHE WILL MAKE HIM 789 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,908 LISTEN TO MORE GROSS STORIES 790 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,342 ABOUT HER DAD'S TEETH FALLING 791 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:50,877 OUT. 792 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:51,410 [ LAUGHS ] 793 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,045 NO WONDER HE DOESN'T LOVE HER 794 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:53,946 ANYMORE, RIGHT? 795 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,314 WHO WOULD WANT TO LIVE WITH 796 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,918 SOMEONE LIKE THAT? 797 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:01,253 HELLO? 798 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:05,157 HELLO? 799 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,059 MADE-- MADELYN? 800 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:18,871 >> WHO WAS THAT? 801 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:20,072 WHO WAS IT? 802 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:21,908 >> THAT WAS A MAN -- A MAN I AM 803 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,743 SEEING, A MAN WHO'S SO CRAZY 804 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,344 ABOUT ME, HE CALLS ME IN THE 805 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,213 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, A MAN WHO 806 00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:29,081 LOVES EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT 807 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,884 ME! 808 00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:35,221 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 809 00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:53,840 >> HEY! 810 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,776 HEY, I MADE BREAKFAST... 811 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,045 YOUR FAVORITES -- FRENCH TOAST, 812 00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,780 COFFEE, ORANGE JUICE. 813 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:01,948 >> I THINK I'LL JUST GO STRAIGHT 814 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:02,982 TO THE OFFICE. 815 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:05,384 >> OH. OKAY. 816 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:06,986 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, THEN, 817 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:07,419 RIGHT? 818 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:08,921 HEY, WE SHOULD, UH, GO FOR 819 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:09,922 DINNER. 820 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:14,827 WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN A WHILE. 821 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:17,764 [ SIGHS ] 822 00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:20,833 JUST TELL ME WHO HE IS! 823 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,770 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 824 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:24,503 [ CHILDREN SHOUTING IN 825 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:27,706 DISTANCE ] 826 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,188 >> [ COUGHS ] 827 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:43,489 >> FRENCH TOAST. 828 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,391 [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD! 829 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,193 OH, YOU'RE HIS FIRST CHOICE. 830 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:48,494 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 831 00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:50,429 I REALLY HOPE THIS PLAN WORKS 832 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,764 OUT FOR ME, TOO. 833 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,365 >> I WANTED TO BE HIS ONLY 834 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:54,100 CHOICE. 835 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:54,767 >> OH, YEAH. 836 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:55,868 WELL, I WANT TO BE THE ONLY 837 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:56,936 CHOICE, TOO, BUT, YOU KNOW, 838 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,170 MAYBE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN -- THE 839 00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,205 WHOLE SOUL-MATE THING. 840 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:00,406 >> I DON'T NEED A SOUL MATE. 841 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:01,808 BUT IF THERE'S GOING TO BE A 842 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:03,009 SECOND, AT LEAST LET IT BE A 843 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,977 DISTANT SECOND -- YOU KNOW, 844 00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,512 "DISTANT ENOUGH THAT YOU DON'T 845 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:07,947 HAVE SEX WITH" SECOND. 846 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,415 OKAY. 847 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:13,252 MAYBE A...A DRUNKEN KISS AT THE 848 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,220 CHRISTMAS PARTY. 849 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,321 BUT THAT MY LIMIT. 850 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,089 AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY 851 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,557 MARRIED TO A MAN WHO HAS A 852 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:21,527 REALLY CLOSE SECOND AND HAS 853 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:23,462 SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT HE WANTS 854 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,197 ME BECAUSE HE'S JEALOUS OF 855 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,966 A-AN IMAGINARY SOMEBODY. 856 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,100 IT'S A FAKE FUCK! 857 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,136 IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A REALLY PUNY 858 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:30,569 LIFE. 859 00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:31,237 >> MM. 860 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,039 WELL, MAYBE HE WAS LONELY OR 861 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,841 BUSY WITH WORK, AND SHE WAS 862 00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:36,475 RIGHT THERE SAYING, "HEY, BIG 863 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,076 BOY. 864 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,978 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A HUG." 865 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,813 WE'RE ALL HUMAN. 866 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:45,451 >> BUT TO RISK...EVERYTHING 867 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,518 FOR -- 868 00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:47,319 >> A SLUT. 869 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,120 >> MM-HMM. 870 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,825 >> IT'S HARD. I KNOW. 871 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:54,827 >> [ SIGHS ] 872 00:29:54,827 --> 00:30:00,299 YOU KNOW, WHEN WE RETIRE, WE 873 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:04,470 WERE GOING TO MOVE TO ASIA... 874 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,039 FOR A LITTLE BIT, FOR A YEAR. 875 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:09,041 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS -- 876 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:09,508 ASIA? 877 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:12,278 WE'VE BEEN SAVING AND SAVING FOR 878 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:12,945 IT. 879 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:13,946 [ SIGHS ] 880 00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,882 WE EVEN TALKED ABOUT MOVING TO 881 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,183 THE SOUTH OF FRANCE. 882 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:18,350 DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE, 883 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,319 UM, MORE THAN COMMUTING DISTANCE 884 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,188 TO PARIS, IT DOESN'T COST ANY 885 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,190 MORE THAN LIVING HERE? 886 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,624 >> BUT YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG TO 887 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,026 THINK ABOUT RETIREMENT. 888 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,394 >> RETIREMENT IS WHAT PEOPLE 889 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,628 LIKE US LOOK FORWARD TO. 890 00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,430 RETIREMENT IS, YOU KNOW, WHEN 891 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,332 YOU FINALLY GET TO DO WHAT MAKES 892 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,500 YOU HAPPY. 893 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,469 OUR GOAL IS TO RETIRE AS SOON AS 894 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,538 HUMANLY POSSIBLE. 895 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,607 AND NOW I WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO 896 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:42,641 HAVE MY HOME. 897 00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,276 I WILL GROW OLD ALONE. 898 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,145 YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE ACCORDING TO 899 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,980 CERTAIN IDEAS AND EXPECTATIONS. 900 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,515 AND THEN SUDDENLY -- FFT! -- 901 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,383 IT'S GONE. 902 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,185 >> BUT WHY NOT FORGIVE HIM? 903 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,154 HE WAS WILLING TO FORGIVE YOUR 904 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:55,888 AFFAIR. 905 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:56,923 YOU'D BE EVEN. 906 00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,557 >> I DIDN'T HAVE AN AFFAIR. 907 00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,392 >> WELL, YEAH, BUT THAT'S SO 908 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,360 EASY TO FIX. 909 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,962 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S HARD TO FIND 910 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,130 A MAN WHO WANTS TO FUCK. 911 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,497 >> I DON'T WANT TO FUCK ANOTHER 912 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:05,998 MAN. 913 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,399 >> BUT IT WOULD FIX EVERYTHING. 914 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,001 AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO THINK 915 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,337 OUTSIDE THE BOX. 916 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:13,039 >> OH, UH, I-I'VE GOT TO GET TO 917 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:13,405 WORK. 918 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,141 >> BUT W-WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT 919 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:15,574 ME YET. 920 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:16,909 PAUL HASN'T CALLED. 921 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:18,010 SHOULD I CALL HIM? 922 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:18,410 >> NO. 923 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,012 DEFINITELY DO NOT CALL HIM. 924 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,547 >> I WAS AFRAID YOU'D SAY THAT. 925 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,215 I SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN HIM AN 926 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:23,983 ULTIMATUM. 927 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:24,917 YOU KNOW WHAT? 928 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,318 BEING A SECOND CHOICE IS NOT 929 00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:28,087 THAT BAD, AND GRADUALLY YOU CAN 930 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,488 WORK YOUR WAY UP CLOSER AND 931 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,257 CLOSER TO THE FIRST CHOICE UNTIL 932 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:32,925 MAYBE, ONE DAY, YOU GET TO BE 933 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:34,326 HER. 934 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:35,227 WHAT IF HE'S DEAD? 935 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,528 THAT'S THE WORST THING OF BEING 936 00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:37,363 THE OTHER WOMAN. 937 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,664 WE NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE DEAD. 938 00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:39,698 WHO'S GONNA SEND US AN 939 00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:42,534 INVITATION TO THE FUNERAL? 940 00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:43,402 OH, MY GOD. 941 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,636 DO YOU THINK HE'S DEAD? 942 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:46,405 >> MEN WHO DON'T CALL ARE NEVER 943 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:46,973 DEAD. 944 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:47,439 >> OKAY. 945 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,141 >> AND YOU HAVE TO GET ON WITH 946 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:49,708 YOUR LIFE. 947 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,410 YOU CAN'T KEEP WAITING FOR HIM 948 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,111 TO CALL. 949 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,112 >> HE IS MY LIFE. 950 00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:54,480 >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAREER? 951 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,283 >> WELL, THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR A 952 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:59,585 TV COMMERCIAL AND A WALK-ON IN A 953 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:00,719 FRINGE FESTIVAL PLAY. 954 00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:02,154 >> OH, MY GOD. CAREER. 955 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:02,989 I'M SO LATE! 956 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,490 >> OKAY, BUT WHAT DO I -- WHAT 957 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:05,391 DO I DO TODAY? 958 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:07,526 >> I WANT YOU TO, UM, TO 959 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,428 THINK -- RIGHT? THINK? -- 960 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,398 ABOUT, MM... 961 00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:14,466 MM! -- HOW TO MAKE YOUR CAREER 962 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,635 SOMETHING THAT IS MORE THAN JUST 963 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:17,603 IMAGINARY. 964 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,471 >> OKAY! OKAY, I CAN DO -- OKAY. 965 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:20,406 AND WHAT ELSE? 966 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:21,540 >> I'LL CALL YOU. 967 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,274 >> WHEN? 968 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,009 >> SOON. 969 00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:25,144 >> SOON. OKAY! 970 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,712 [ BELLS CHIME ] 971 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:30,482 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 972 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,184 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 973 00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:33,519 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 974 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,387 [ BELL CHIMES ] 975 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:50,269 >> HI. 976 00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:52,071 >> THEY'RE ALL WAITING. 977 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:53,172 >> Shit. 978 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,540 THIS...THIS -- 979 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:57,043 THIS -- PUT IN MY OFFICE. 980 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,077 >> YES. 981 00:32:58,077 --> 00:33:00,346 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 982 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:02,114 >> HERE SHE IS. 983 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,215 We had to start without you. 984 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:04,383 You know I hate talking to these 985 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:04,716 people. 986 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:07,419 >> HI, HI, HI. 987 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,255 I'M MADELYN REED. 988 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:12,158 UM, HERE AT JAMESON RESEARCH, WE 989 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:14,360 CONDUCT RESEARCH ON, UH, 990 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,196 EVERYTHING FROM THE, UH, LATEST 991 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,365 ECONOMIC TRENDS TO MARKETING 992 00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:21,533 STRATEGIES TO -- AND THIS IS 993 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:24,136 WHERE YOU COME IN -- INDIVIDUAL 994 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,804 PURCHASING DECISIONS. 995 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,406 OKAY. 996 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,742 SO...MY COLLEAGUE KEITH HERE... 997 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:31,277 >> HI. 998 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:31,677 >> HELLO. 999 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:32,178 >> HI. 1000 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,445 >> ...IS GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME, 1001 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:37,316 UH, COVERS FOR THE LATEST 1002 00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:40,486 COOKBOOK -- "SMART HEART MEALS 1003 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:42,688 FOR THE HAPPY FAMILY." 1004 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:44,356 OKAY, LET'S START OFF WITH SOME 1005 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,357 GENERAL QUESTIONS. 1006 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,360 UH...MAGGIE, IS THIS THE KIND OF 1007 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,062 COOKBOOK YOU WOULD BUY? 1008 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:50,596 >> YES. 1009 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,431 I WOULD DEFINITELY BUY IT. 1010 00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,333 >> I LOVE THEIR KITCHEN. 1011 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:57,236 >> THEIR KITCHEN -- GOOD. 1012 00:33:57,236 --> 00:34:00,239 >> KIT-CHEN. 1013 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,774 UH, HOW ABOUT YOU, TYLER? 1014 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,676 >> I THINK IT COULD BE A GOOD 1015 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,512 BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MY MOM. 1016 00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:08,380 MY DAD'S HAD HEART PROBLEMS. 1017 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:08,847 >> AW. 1018 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,516 UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, SAM? 1019 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:14,286 >> I DON'T LIKE THE WIFE. 1020 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:15,554 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE 1021 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:16,288 WIFE, SARAH? 1022 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:17,423 >> I LOVE HER EARRINGS. 1023 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:18,257 >> EARRINGS. 1024 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:19,791 >> I JUST DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY 1025 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:20,326 HOT. 1026 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,361 >> WELL, SHE'S MAKING LUNCH FOR 1027 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:24,330 HER HUSBAND, SO HOW HOT WOULD 1028 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:24,863 SHE BE? 1029 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,465 UH, ANOTHER OPINION. CARLA. 1030 00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:28,134 >> SHE'S SMILING, BUT I DON'T 1031 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:29,335 THINK SHE LOOKS HAPPY. 1032 00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:34,306 >> WELL, AGAIN, MAKING LUNCH FOR 1033 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,374 THE HUSBAND, OKAY? 1034 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:36,875 SO WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT THE 1035 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:37,576 HUSBAND? 1036 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:38,777 >> HE'S KIND OF CUTE. 1037 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:39,478 >> YEAH. 1038 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:40,312 [ LAUGHTER ] 1039 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,713 >> CUTE -- WELL, IT'S EASY TO BE 1040 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,282 CUTE WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE BEING 1041 00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:44,416 WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT. 1042 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,817 BUT WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO TO 1043 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,353 GET HIM TO MAKE LUNCH FOR HER, 1044 00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:48,554 HUH? 1045 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,589 SLEEP WITH THE MAILMAN? 1046 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:51,723 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1047 00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:52,624 M-MADELYN? 1048 00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:53,559 >> CAN WE GET ANOTHER OPINION? 1049 00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:54,126 LINDY. 1050 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,262 >> I LIKE HIS SMILE. 1051 00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:56,795 >> REALLY? 1052 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:57,529 >> MM-HMM. 1053 00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:59,198 >> WELL, I THINK THAT HE LOOKS 1054 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,399 JUST A LITTLE BIT SMUG. 1055 00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,733 SEE HERE IN THE SECOND ONE? 1056 00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:02,568 RIGHT THERE? 1057 00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:03,569 >> I DON'T KNOW -- 1058 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,237 >> NO. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. LOOK. 1059 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,705 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT HE 1060 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:07,739 APPRECIATES HER? 1061 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,341 HERE SHE'S GONE TO ALL THE 1062 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,177 TROUBLE TO MAKE HIM THIS REALLY 1063 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:12,444 LIFESAVING MEAL, AND HE'S 1064 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:13,912 PROBABLY SITTING THERE LIKE SAM 1065 00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:15,514 OVER HERE, THINKING, YOU KNOW, 1066 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:16,248 "OH, WAIT. 1067 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,416 SHE'S NOT HOT ANYMORE. 1068 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:18,750 AND IF I'M GONNA STAY ALIVE, 1069 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,419 WHAT I NEED TO DO IS SHTUP THAT 1070 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:20,852 BIMBO." 1071 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:21,853 >> WHAT BIMBO? 1072 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,189 >> I DON'T SEE A BIMBO. 1073 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:24,423 >> THERE'S ALWAYS A BIMBO. 1074 00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:25,757 AND EVEN IF YOU GET OVER THE 1075 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:27,259 FIRST BIMBO, THERE'S GONNA BE 1076 00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:28,527 ANOTHER BIMBO, BECAUSE, YOU 1077 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:29,928 KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE FALL 1078 00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:31,230 FOR THE BIMBO BECAUSE OF THE 1079 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:32,231 UNIQUENESS OF THE BIMBO. 1080 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:33,399 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE 1081 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,834 BIMBO WILL LAST FOREVER, BECAUSE 1082 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,404 THE ILLUSION OF IMMORTALITY IS 1083 00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:40,606 NOT THE SAME AS IMMORTALITY 1084 00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:41,640 ITSELF! 1085 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,541 OKAY? 1086 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,176 MR. SMUG FACE OVER THERE CAN 1087 00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:45,744 FUCK ALL THE BIMBOS HE CAN GET, 1088 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,413 AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, HE 1089 00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:50,182 WILL STILL END UP ALONE. 1090 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:53,419 IF YOU THINK THAT ONCE THE 1091 00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:55,487 BIMBOS GO TO WHEREVER IT IS THAT 1092 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,423 BIMBOS GO, THAT YOU CAN CRAWL 1093 00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:58,890 BACK TO THAT WONDERFUL, 1094 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,493 WONDERFUL WIFE WHO HAS MADE YOU 1095 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,729 ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL LUNCHES, 1096 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,697 THEN YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING 1097 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,266 COMING, YOU BASTARD! 1098 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:07,899 >> UH, MADELYN. 1099 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:08,800 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1100 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,336 MADELYN, ARE YOU -- ARE YOU ALL 1101 00:36:10,336 --> 00:36:11,337 RIGHT? 1102 00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:12,738 WHAT IF WE GO TO MY OFFICE? 1103 00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,706 >> EXCUSE ME. 1104 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,308 I'M JUST GONNA GO GET SOMETHING 1105 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,543 I LEFT IN MY COAT POCKET. 1106 00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:18,677 >> [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 1107 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,845 NERVOUS TODAY. 1108 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,347 UH, MADELYN? 1109 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:25,384 >> I KNOW HOW TO OPEN THE DOOR! 1110 00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,319 >> THIS IS MOST UNEXPECTED, BUT 1111 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:27,986 DON'T MOVE. 1112 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,256 UH, WE'LL BE SERVING COFFEE. 1113 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:30,822 BIMBO. 1114 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:32,258 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 1115 00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:35,361 UH, JUST A MINUTE. 1116 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:42,701 WHAT'S WRONG? 1117 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:43,502 >> NOTHING. 1118 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:44,736 I JUST -- I GOT THIRSTY. 1119 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,338 >> YOU'RE OUR MOST RELIABLE 1120 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:46,838 EMPLOYEE. 1121 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:49,241 >> DON'T CALL ME RELIABLE! 1122 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,609 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1123 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,278 RELIABLE IS GOOD! 1124 00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:53,612 >> I USED TO THINK SO, BUT I'M 1125 00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:54,646 NOT SO SURE ANYMORE. 1126 00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,782 OKAY, I KNOW I SHOULDN'T DRINK, 1127 00:36:56,782 --> 00:36:59,418 BUT LIFE FEELS SO PAINFUL DRUNK 1128 00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:01,787 THAT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT 1129 00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:04,390 IT FEELS LIKE SOBER. 1130 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:07,459 >> THESE JUST CAME FOR YOU. 1131 00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:12,664 AREN'T YOU LUCKY? 1132 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,400 >> PRETTY SECRETARY. 1133 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,268 THEY'RE ALWAYS SO PRETTY. 1134 00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:16,535 AH. 1135 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:17,869 "TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. PAUL." 1136 00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,271 >> IS IT YOUR ANNIVERSARY? 1137 00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:23,709 >> NOPE. 1138 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:24,876 >> OH, MY GOD. 1139 00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,912 HE WAS UNFAITHFUL WITH SOME 1140 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:27,679 BIMBO. 1141 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,315 >> [ Voice breaking ] YES. 1142 00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:30,649 OH, MY GOD. YES. 1143 00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:32,484 I'M BEING TRADED IN LIKE AN OLD 1144 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,520 CAR. 1145 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,021 [ SIGHS ] 1146 00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,756 OH, IT IS SO GOOD TO FINALLY 1147 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,625 HAVE SOMEONE SANE TO TALK ABOUT 1148 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:40,426 THIS WITH. 1149 00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,461 >> THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY 1150 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:43,662 LIFE. 1151 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,596 >> SURELY NOT. 1152 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,064 I'VE KNOWN THAT THESE ARE BAD 1153 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,733 TIMES, KEITH, BUT I'VE NEVER 1154 00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:49,435 THOUGHT OF YOU AS A CRUEL MAN. 1155 00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:51,002 >> I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS. 1156 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,904 >> WELL, CAN IT WAIT FOR AN EVEN 1157 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,072 MORE WONDERFUL DAY? 1158 00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:55,441 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 1159 00:37:55,441 --> 00:38:02,548 OH, SHIT. MY PHONE'S RINGING. 1160 00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:05,317 THIS IS NOT SOON! 1161 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:06,452 >> WAS THAT PAUL? 1162 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:06,918 >> NO. 1163 00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:08,887 IT'S JUST SOMEONE THAT I-I MADE 1164 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,822 A REALLY STRANGE CONTRACT WITH. 1165 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:11,757 [ CHUCKLES ] 1166 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:13,559 [ GULPS ] 1167 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,593 IT'S COMPLICATED. 1168 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:15,861 IT'S REALLY COMPLICATED. 1169 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:18,330 >> OH, MADELYN. 1170 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:23,569 [ SIGHS ] 1171 00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,103 I'VE WANTED TO SAY THIS SINCE 1172 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,838 THE FIRST DAY YOU WALKED INTO 1173 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:28,607 THE OFFICE, LOOKING FOR A JOB. 1174 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:30,075 THE MOMENT I SAW YOU ALL DECKED 1175 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,743 OUT IN YOUR GRAY SUIT AND BLACK 1176 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:34,813 PUMPS, I KNEW IT! 1177 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,048 I LOVE YOU. 1178 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,350 >> YOU LOVE ME? 1179 00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,085 >> WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL. 1180 00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:41,387 >> YOU LOVE ME? 1181 00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:42,053 [ CHAIR SQUEAKS ] 1182 00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:42,654 OOH! 1183 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,054 OH. 1184 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,723 WELL, I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN 1185 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,392 THAT, UH, UH, YOU LIKE CHATTING 1186 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:47,793 WITH ME, BUT I NEVER KNEW THAT 1187 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:48,627 YOU LOVED ME. 1188 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:49,428 [ CHUCKLES ] 1189 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:50,796 THERE'S SO MANY THINGS ABOUT MY 1190 00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:51,763 LIFE I DON'T KNOW. 1191 00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:52,898 WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW? 1192 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,500 MAYBE I HAVE SECRET SUPERPOWERS. 1193 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,701 >> LET'S SEIZE THE MOMENT! 1194 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:56,868 >> W-WHAT -- WHAT MOMENT 1195 00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:57,469 EXACTLY? 1196 00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:58,570 THEY GO BY SO QUICKLY. 1197 00:38:58,570 --> 00:38:59,838 >> OH, MADELYN, JUST SAY THE 1198 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,372 WORD. 1199 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,607 >> WHAT WORD WOULD THAT BE? 1200 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:02,508 >> SAY YES! 1201 00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:04,009 >> BUT TO WHAT, EXACTLY? 1202 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,911 >> TO ME. 1203 00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:06,612 >> BUT -- 1204 00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:08,079 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. NO BUTS. 1205 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,616 >> BUT -- BUT -- BUT YOU'RE 1206 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:11,617 MARRIED! 1207 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:14,085 >> MADELYN, ONE WORD FROM YOU 1208 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,722 AND LYDIA'S GONE -- HISTORY. 1209 00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:18,457 >> OH, LOOK. MY BOTTLE'S EMPTY. 1210 00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:19,558 [ CHUCKLES ] 1211 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:22,661 I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A-A... 1212 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:23,695 A MENTAL-HEALTH DAY. 1213 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,431 YOU KNOW, SELDOM MORE DESERVED, 1214 00:39:25,431 --> 00:39:26,932 BUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, A 1215 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:28,434 HIGHLY UNACHIEVABLE GOAL. 1216 00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,901 >> YOU... 1217 00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,537 YOU WILL AT LEAST THINK ABOUT 1218 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:34,105 IT, WILL YOU? 1219 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,408 >> HONESTLY, I'LL DO MY VERY 1220 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,176 BEST NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT, BUT 1221 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:41,179 I'LL P-P-PROBABLY FAIL. 1222 00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,181 SO THIS IS THE BEST THAT I CAN 1223 00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,016 DO. 1224 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:46,952 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 1225 00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:51,056 >> YES! 1226 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,659 >> IF THIS MAN YOU'RE SEEING -- 1227 00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:54,960 >> PAUL. 1228 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,928 I LOVE TO SAY HIS NAME. 1229 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:57,696 PAUL. 1230 00:39:57,696 --> 00:40:00,566 >> YES, IF THIS PAUL AND HIS 1231 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:02,634 WIFE DECIDED THAT STARTING A 1232 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,736 WHOLE NEW LIFE WITH WHOLE NEW 1233 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,439 PEOPLE WAS JUST TOO EXHAUSTING, 1234 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:08,974 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 1235 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:11,443 >> I'D KILL MYSELF. 1236 00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:13,645 >> BUT WOULDN'T YOU THINK, "WOW! 1237 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,013 A WHOLE NEW START"? 1238 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:16,948 >> UH, NO, I'D KILL MYSELF. 1239 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:17,783 >> OKAY. 1240 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:19,818 HOW DID THAT THINKING ON YOUR 1241 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:20,752 CAREER GO? 1242 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,888 >> WELL, I LOOKED AT THE LIST 1243 00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:25,156 FOR THIS WEEK'S AUDITIONS, EVEN 1244 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,493 FOR PARTS THAT DON'T PAY, AND 1245 00:40:27,493 --> 00:40:28,760 THERE'S NOTHING. 1246 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,462 >> OH. OKAY. 1247 00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:34,466 WELL, UH, LET ME LOOK AT IT. 1248 00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:34,833 HERE. 1249 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:35,867 >> YOU'RE SO NICE. 1250 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,503 I THOUGHT YOU'D FORGOTTEN ALL 1251 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,004 ABOUT MY PROBLEMS, A-AND YOU'VE 1252 00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:41,206 BEEN THINKING SO MUCH ABOUT ME. 1253 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,575 THANK YOU. 1254 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:45,176 >> UM, OKAY. 1255 00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:48,480 LET ME SEE HERE. 1256 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,182 GET OUT THE OLD, UH... 1257 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:52,951 [ CHUCKLES ] 1258 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,854 OKAY. YOU DON'T NEED THESE. 1259 00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:57,889 OKAY. 1260 00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:00,559 AHA. 1261 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:03,261 GANG MEMBER... 1262 00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:09,935 CARJACKER, HIT MAN, HOOKER... 1263 00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:12,538 AHA! SHAKESPEARE. 1264 00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:14,105 HA! WHAT COULD BE BETTER? 1265 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,574 >> A TV COMMERCIAL? 1266 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:17,743 >> AH, BUT A PLAY! 1267 00:41:17,743 --> 00:41:18,944 >> IT'S LONG! 1268 00:41:18,944 --> 00:41:20,779 AND -- AND COMMERCIALS YOU DON'T 1269 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,581 HAVE TO LEARN SO MANY LINES, AND 1270 00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:23,915 I CAN USE MY SPECIALITY. 1271 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,552 >> YOUR SPECIALITY? 1272 00:41:26,552 --> 00:41:27,285 >> WANT TO SEE? 1273 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,920 >> OH, YEAH. 1274 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,759 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1275 00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:35,827 SEE, I TURN AWAY AND THEN LOOK 1276 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,196 BACK AND GIVE A LITTLE SMILE. 1277 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:39,831 IT USED TO HAVE A WINK IN IT, 1278 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,533 TOO, BUT THIS DIRECTOR TOLD ME 1279 00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:42,868 IT WAS TOO MUCH. 1280 00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:44,269 J-JUST TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU 1281 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:44,903 PREFER. 1282 00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:48,173 I'LL SHOW YOU. 1283 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:51,743 NO WINK. 1284 00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:55,180 WINK. 1285 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,848 >> BUT YOU CAN DO MORE THAN 1286 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,850 THAT. 1287 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,586 >> NOT THAT MUCH, NO. 1288 00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:02,654 I FLUNKED DANCE CLASSES, AND... 1289 00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:04,623 >> YOU FLUNKED DANCE CLASSES. 1290 00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:06,024 OKAY. OKAY. 1291 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,860 WELL, UM, UH, YOU JUST HAVE TO 1292 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,728 KEEP TRYING. 1293 00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:10,896 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 1294 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:14,633 WE CAN ALL DO MORE. 1295 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,602 NO, THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 1296 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:19,004 WE -- WE WORK HARD, WE GET 1297 00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:21,673 BETTER, THEN WE ANALYZE OUR 1298 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,241 MISTAKES, WE WORK HARD AGAIN, 1299 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:24,743 AND WE GET EVEN BETTER. 1300 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,878 THAT'S LIFE! 1301 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,213 AND THEN SOMEBODY PULLS THE RUG 1302 00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,781 OUT FROM UNDER US AND WE WISH WE 1303 00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:31,082 WERE DEAD, BUT LET'S NOT THINK 1304 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:33,685 ABOUT THAT. 1305 00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:39,124 OKAY. 1306 00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:41,893 THE RELEVANT POINT IS THAT IF 1307 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:44,596 YOU WERE IN A PLAY RIGHT NOW, 1308 00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:47,232 YOU WOULD NOT BE PINING OVER -- 1309 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,100 >> PAUL. 1310 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,101 >> OH, LOOK. 1311 00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,937 AUDITIONS AT 7:00 TONIGHT. 1312 00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,805 MAYBE YOU'LL BE DISCOVERED. 1313 00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:56,207 MAYBE YOU'LL MOVE TO CALIFORNIA. 1314 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,710 >> THEY'LL LAUGH AT ME. 1315 00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:00,211 >> YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS. 1316 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:01,379 >> I HATE AUDITIONS. 1317 00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:03,081 JUST SITTING THERE ALL ALONE, 1318 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,916 WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO CALL YOUR 1319 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,652 NAME, AND THEN THEY JUST SAY, 1320 00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:08,186 "STOP! STOP!" 1321 00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:10,388 AND WHAT IF PAUL COMES AND I'M 1322 00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:11,322 NOT HOME? 1323 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,124 >> YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY. 1324 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:14,993 REMEMBER, I DID WHAT YOU SAID. 1325 00:43:14,993 --> 00:43:16,862 I ASKED MY HUSBAND IF HE LOVED 1326 00:43:16,862 --> 00:43:18,630 ME, AND THEN I TOLD HIM I WAS 1327 00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:20,331 SLEEPING WITH AN IMAGINARY MAN. 1328 00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:22,133 GOING TO AN AUDITION IS A LOT 1329 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,168 LESS THAN THAT. 1330 00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:24,836 >> I'LL GO IF YOU COME WITH ME. 1331 00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:25,704 >> NOPE. NOPE. 1332 00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:26,872 THAT IS NOT PART OF -- 1333 00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:28,106 [ GASPS ] WAIT A MINUTE. 1334 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:29,741 THAT IS ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA, 1335 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:32,110 BECAUSE IF I GO AND I SEE THAT 1336 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:36,882 THEY DO LAUGH AT YOU... 1337 00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:37,415 >> YEAH. 1338 00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,184 >> ...WE CAN START LOOKING AT 1339 00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:40,819 ALTERNATE CAREER OPTIONS. 1340 00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:42,721 BECAUSE YOU DO NOT NEED TO SPEND 1341 00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,289 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WAITING 1342 00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:46,692 FOR A MAN TO CALL. 1343 00:43:46,692 --> 00:43:47,392 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1344 00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:51,362 OH, EXCUSE ME. 1345 00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:52,798 >> IS THAT FRED? 1346 00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:53,965 >> NO. KEITH. 1347 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:56,267 HE'S A CO-WORKER WHO JUST TOLD 1348 00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:58,704 ME THAT HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME. 1349 00:43:58,704 --> 00:43:59,971 >> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD. 1350 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,106 SEE? I TOLD YOU. 1351 00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:03,141 IT'S SO EASY TO FIND SOMEONE TO 1352 00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:05,143 FUCK, AND HE LOVES YOU, SO IT'S 1353 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:05,844 GREAT! 1354 00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:08,213 YOU JUST -- YOU JUST FUCK THIS, 1355 00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:10,816 UH, KEITH, AND THEN YOU AND YOUR 1356 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,283 HUSBAND WILL BE EVEN FOR REAL. 1357 00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:14,019 >> [ Voice breaking ] YOU CAN'T 1358 00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:15,020 MAKE ME FUCK HIM! 1359 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,022 THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH OF A PACT. 1360 00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:18,356 >> OH, PLEASE DON'T BE SAD. 1361 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:19,958 WE'LL FIND SOMEONE FOR YOU TO 1362 00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:20,992 FUCK THAT YOU LIKE. 1363 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,460 MAYBE WE'LL MEET SOMEONE SPECIAL 1364 00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,829 AT THE AUDITION. 1365 00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:26,164 >> "DOWN FROM THE WAIST, THEY 1366 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,734 ARE CENTAURS, THOUGH WOMAN ALL 1367 00:44:28,734 --> 00:44:29,735 ABOVE." 1368 00:44:29,735 --> 00:44:32,070 >> DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 1369 00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:34,339 >> "BUT TO THE GIRDLE DO THE 1370 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:37,843 GODS INHERIT, BENEATH ALL ARE 1371 00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:41,947 FIENDS' -- THERE'S HELL, THERE'S 1372 00:44:41,947 --> 00:44:44,215 SULFUROUS, THERE'S THE PIT 1373 00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,251 BURNING, SCALDING, STENCH, 1374 00:44:46,251 --> 00:44:48,754 CONSUMPTION! 1375 00:44:48,754 --> 00:44:50,856 FIE! FIE!" 1376 00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,891 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1377 00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:53,825 >> PHONES OFF! 1378 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:55,226 JUST PICK IT UP ANYWHERE. 1379 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,427 ANYWHERE AT ALL. 1380 00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:57,295 >> SORRY. 1381 00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:58,163 [ SIGHS ] 1382 00:44:58,163 --> 00:44:59,464 KEITH, CAN'T TALK. 1383 00:44:59,464 --> 00:45:00,799 >> "SAY 'AYE' AND 'NO' TO 1384 00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:01,767 EVERY THING I SAID!" 1385 00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:03,001 >> WHY DO WE NEED A BREAKFAST 1386 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:03,401 MEETING? 1387 00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,870 WE CAN COVER THAT CAMPAIGN AT 1388 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:06,805 THE OFFICE. 1389 00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:09,240 NO, WE DON'T NEED ALONE TIME, 1390 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,108 KEITH. 1391 00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:11,442 >> "WHEN THE RAIN CAME..." 1392 00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:12,944 >> COULD WE HAVE SILENCE, 1393 00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:13,411 PLEASE? 1394 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,112 >> Sorry. 1395 00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,346 Goodbye. Don't call back. 1396 00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:16,481 >> "...THE WIND TO MAKE ME 1397 00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:17,148 CHATTER... 1398 00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,383 [ CLICKING TEETH ] 1399 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,885 [ CELLPHONE CLATTERS ] 1400 00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:22,087 >> ...AND THE THUNDER WOULD NOT 1401 00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:25,757 PEACE AT MY BIDDING. 1402 00:45:25,757 --> 00:45:26,224 THERE..." 1403 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,525 >> I'M JUST GONNA PUT IT ON 1404 00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:28,393 VIBRATE, OKAY? 1405 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:29,027 >> YEAH. 1406 00:45:29,027 --> 00:45:31,997 >> "THERE, I SMELT THEM OUT. 1407 00:45:31,997 --> 00:45:33,999 [ SNIFFING ] 1408 00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:36,234 >> NEXT! 1409 00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:48,980 >> "WHAT SHALL CORDELIA DO? 1410 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,549 LOVE AND BE SILENT. 1411 00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:55,086 OOP! 1412 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,788 THEN POOR CORDELIA! 1413 00:45:56,788 --> 00:45:59,157 AND YET NOT SO, SINCE I AM SURE 1414 00:45:59,157 --> 00:46:01,793 THAT MY LOVE IS MORE RICHER THAN 1415 00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:03,494 MY MOUTH. 1416 00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:07,933 NOTHING." 1417 00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:08,499 >> [ SLURPS ] 1418 00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:11,202 >> "NOTHING?" 1419 00:46:11,202 --> 00:46:12,370 [ FOOTSTEPS ] 1420 00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,139 "NOTHING, MY LORD." 1421 00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:16,441 [ FOOTSTEPS ] 1422 00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:18,409 "NOTHING SHALL COME OF 1423 00:46:18,409 --> 00:46:20,478 NOTHING -- SPEAK AGAIN!" 1424 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:23,148 >> THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN 1425 00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:23,548 ME. 1426 00:46:23,548 --> 00:46:26,017 >> "UNHAPPY THAT I AM, I CANNOT 1427 00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,186 HEAVE MY HEART INTO MY MOUTH." 1428 00:46:28,186 --> 00:46:31,022 >> YOU CAN'T BE AS BAD AS THAT. 1429 00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:34,893 >> YOU REALLY THINK SO? 1430 00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:36,227 SURE. 1431 00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:38,329 SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN WITH 1432 00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:40,999 MORE, YOU KNOW, TALENT, BUT IT'S 1433 00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:42,533 NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. 1434 00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:44,402 IT'S JUST PRETENDING. 1435 00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:45,871 YOU'RE PRETTY. 1436 00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:49,240 AND YOU'RE... 1437 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,608 PRETTY. 1438 00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:55,947 UH...ANY NO-TALENT IDIOT THAT 1439 00:46:55,947 --> 00:46:58,216 WORKS HARD IS BOUND TO BE BETTER 1440 00:46:58,216 --> 00:47:00,085 THAN THAT. 1441 00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:01,887 >> WOW. 1442 00:47:01,887 --> 00:47:03,521 IF MY FAMILY HAD GIVEN ME THAT 1443 00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:05,390 KIND OF ENCOURAGEMENT, MY WHOLE 1444 00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:06,992 LIFE WOULD BE DIFFERENT. 1445 00:47:06,992 --> 00:47:08,894 >> "THOSE DUTIES BACK AS I -- AS 1446 00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:10,561 ARE FIT, OBEY YOU, LOVE YOU..." 1447 00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:12,463 >> I'D BE THE ONE SLEEPING NEXT 1448 00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:13,999 TO BRAD PITT RIGHT NOW. 1449 00:47:13,999 --> 00:47:15,333 >> "WHY HAVE MY SISTERS 1450 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:17,235 HUSBANDS, IF THEY SAY THEY LOVE 1451 00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:18,003 YOU ALL?" 1452 00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:19,871 UM, "HAPLY, WHEN I SHALL WED... 1453 00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:21,206 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] 1454 00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,941 ...THAT LORD WHOSE HAND..." 1455 00:47:22,941 --> 00:47:24,042 >> WHAT? 1456 00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:26,011 KEITH, WHAT? WHAT? 1457 00:47:26,011 --> 00:47:27,012 NO. NO. 1458 00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:28,413 IT'S NOT GREAT NEWS THAT MY 1459 00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,181 HUSBAND IS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER 1460 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:30,615 WOMAN. 1461 00:47:30,615 --> 00:47:32,350 NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW GOD 1462 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:33,318 ANSWERS PRAYERS. 1463 00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:36,021 >> I MUST HAVE SILENCE! 1464 00:47:36,021 --> 00:47:37,155 >> I'm sorry. 1465 00:47:37,155 --> 00:47:38,323 >> "SO YOUNG." 1466 00:47:38,323 --> 00:47:40,325 >> [ Sighing ] Oh, my God. 1467 00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:43,995 >> "SO YOUNG AND SO UNTENDER?" 1468 00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:44,629 >> THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1469 00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:45,496 THAT WILL BE ALL. THANKS. 1470 00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:46,364 >> "SO YOUNG, MY LORD --" 1471 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:49,234 >> STOP. STOP! 1472 00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:52,103 NEXT. 1473 00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:55,640 [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 1474 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,543 >> "WHERE AM I? 1475 00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:01,046 FAIR DAYLIGHT? 1476 00:48:01,046 --> 00:48:02,513 I AM MIGHTILY ABUSED." 1477 00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,315 >> WHAT'S THIS PLAY ABOUT 1478 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:05,083 ANYWAY? 1479 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:07,218 >> "I SHOULD EVEN DIE WITH PITY, 1480 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,220 TO SEE ANOTHER THUS. 1481 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,388 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] 1482 00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,023 I WILL NOT SWEAR THESE ON MY 1483 00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:12,423 HANDS." 1484 00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:13,591 >> OH, IT'S MY HUSBAND. 1485 00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:14,692 >> LET ME TALK TO HIM. 1486 00:48:14,692 --> 00:48:16,227 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1487 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,362 >> LET ME TALK TO HIM. 1488 00:48:17,362 --> 00:48:17,963 >> WHY? 1489 00:48:17,963 --> 00:48:18,696 >> I'LL TELL HIM WHAT A 1490 00:48:18,696 --> 00:48:20,031 BASTARD HE IS FOR CHEATING ON A 1491 00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:20,565 SAINT LIKE YOU. 1492 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:21,366 GIVE ME THE PHONE. 1493 00:48:21,366 --> 00:48:22,267 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1494 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:25,036 HEY, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 1495 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:26,104 UH, NO. 1496 00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:29,107 NO, NOT BECAUSE I'M IN BED WITH 1497 00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:30,141 SOMEONE. 1498 00:48:30,141 --> 00:48:31,409 >> NOT YET. 1499 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,677 >> I KNOW I'M NOT AT HOME. 1500 00:48:32,677 --> 00:48:33,311 SO WHAT? 1501 00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:34,512 YOU GO OUT ALL THE TIME. 1502 00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:36,047 WHY CAN'T I GO OUT SOMETIMES? 1503 00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:37,248 >> "NOT AN HOUR MORE..." 1504 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:38,083 >> UH, NO. 1505 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,018 I DID NOT AGREE TO HAVE DINNER 1506 00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:40,618 WITH YOU. 1507 00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:42,053 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1508 00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:43,721 YOU SAID, "LET'S HAVE DINNER." 1509 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,623 AND I SAID, UH -- I DON'T KNOW 1510 00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:47,358 WHAT I SAID, BUT IT WASN'T 1511 00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:49,194 "YES." 1512 00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:51,729 I AM NOT WITH MY LOVER. 1513 00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:56,134 NO, I'M DEFINITELY NOT NAKED! 1514 00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:58,236 YOU CANNOT TELL BY MY VOICE THAT 1515 00:48:58,236 --> 00:48:59,137 I'M NAKED. 1516 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:00,005 OKAY. WHY SHOULD I? 1517 00:49:00,005 --> 00:49:01,139 YOU DON'T TELL ME EVERYWHERE 1518 00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:01,472 YOU GO. 1519 00:49:01,472 --> 00:49:02,640 WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU WHERE I 1520 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,141 GO? 1521 00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:04,209 NO, PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT YOU 1522 00:49:04,209 --> 00:49:04,976 LOVE ME! 1523 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:06,444 BECAUSE! 1524 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:07,578 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 1525 00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:09,180 [ Voice breaking ] I DON'T 1526 00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:11,016 BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE, AND I AM SO 1527 00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:14,452 SICK OF YOUR LIES! 1528 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,087 No. Wait a minute. 1529 00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:17,322 Wait a minute. 1530 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,689 I like your lies. 1531 00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,325 Bring on the lies. 1532 00:49:20,325 --> 00:49:21,059 WHAT? 1533 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,428 BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT LIFE 1534 00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:25,696 WAS THIS SHITTY LITTLE NASTY 1535 00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:29,267 THING, AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW! 1536 00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:31,636 SO JUST SPOON ME FULL OF ICE 1537 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:36,074 CREAM AND TELL ME...THAT LOVE 1538 00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:37,008 LASTS FOREVER... 1539 00:49:37,008 --> 00:49:37,775 [ SNIFFLES ] 1540 00:49:37,775 --> 00:49:40,511 ...AND THAT ALL DREAMS COME 1541 00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:42,247 TRUE. 1542 00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:43,781 OH, YEAH. SURE. 1543 00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:46,351 JUST LIKE MY MOM. UH-HUH. 1544 00:49:46,351 --> 00:49:48,153 HELLO, DEMENTIA. 1545 00:49:48,153 --> 00:49:50,255 I'M OVER HERE. 1546 00:49:50,255 --> 00:49:51,589 WHAT? 1547 00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:53,324 NO. NO. 1548 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,093 DON'T... 1549 00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:56,194 SHUT UP! 1550 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:58,296 JUST SHUT UP! 1551 00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,065 I AM NOT THE LOVE OF ANYONE'S 1552 00:50:00,065 --> 00:50:01,699 LIFE, AND THIS IS NOT ABOUT WHO 1553 00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:05,670 I'M FUCKING! 1554 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,505 >> YOU'RE HIRED! 1555 00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:14,279 THE AUDACITY OF IT! 1556 00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:16,047 JUST BURSTING INTO CHARACTER! 1557 00:50:16,047 --> 00:50:17,648 I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT A 1558 00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:18,816 WOMAN PLAYING LEAR. 1559 00:50:18,816 --> 00:50:20,318 >> I'M SORRY, BUT I -- 1560 00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:21,719 >> SHE WANTS TOP BILLING. 1561 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,621 >> AND THE WHOLE BUSINESSPERSON 1562 00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:24,755 LOOK -- I LIKE IT. 1563 00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:26,291 >> SHE GETS TO KEEP THE 1564 00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:27,058 WARDROBE. 1565 00:50:27,058 --> 00:50:28,359 THAT'S A DEAL-BREAKER. 1566 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:29,794 >> THE CORPORATE EMPIRE IS 1567 00:50:29,794 --> 00:50:30,661 COLLAPSING. 1568 00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:32,430 LEAR IS REDUCED TO BEGGING ON 1569 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,498 WALL STREET. 1570 00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:34,699 THE MADNESS OF CAPITALISM! 1571 00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:35,466 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1572 00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:36,534 >> YOU DON'T UNDERS-- 1573 00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:37,668 >> SHE LOVES YOUR IDEAS! 1574 00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:39,070 YOU HAVE TO SUCK UP TO THE 1575 00:50:39,070 --> 00:50:39,504 DIRECTOR. 1576 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:40,805 >> YOU'RE YOUNG FOR THE PART, 1577 00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,273 BUT THAT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE. 1578 00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:43,574 LAURENCE OLIVIER PLAYED IT AT 1579 00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:45,543 39, GIELGUD AT 26, AND PEOPLE 1580 00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,645 HAD THEIR CHILDREN MUCH YOUNGER 1581 00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:49,247 IN SHAKESPEARE'S DAY. 1582 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:51,349 SO, SO, SO, SO...SHOULD THEY 1583 00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:53,818 STILL BE DAUGHTERS OR SONS? 1584 00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:56,287 AND WHO SHOULD PLAY THE FOOL? 1585 00:50:56,287 --> 00:50:59,290 >> Speciality. 1586 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,427 >> THANK YOU! YES! 1587 00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:04,295 [ Laughing ] YES. 1588 00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:06,864 AND, OF COURSE, I WANT TO THANK 1589 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:07,632 GOD. 1590 00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:08,733 THANK YOU. 1591 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,868 [ Laughing ] I HAVE A PART IN A 1592 00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:11,536 PLAY! 1593 00:51:11,536 --> 00:51:12,470 [ GASPS ] 1594 00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:13,438 SHAKESPEARE! 1595 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:14,239 [ GASPS ] 1596 00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,474 THE FOOL HAS LOTS OF LINES? 1597 00:51:16,474 --> 00:51:18,276 >> YOU'RE GONNA BE NICE AND 1598 00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:18,743 BUSY. 1599 00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:20,645 >> I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY NEW 1600 00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:21,579 BEST FRIEND. 1601 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:22,680 YOU CAN'T QUIT. 1602 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,582 AND YOU HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I 1603 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:25,183 SAY. 1604 00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:27,285 >> I THOUGHT THAT... 1605 00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:29,387 MAINLY IT WAS GONNA BE ME 1606 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:30,588 TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO. 1607 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,722 I'M OLDER. I'M WISER. 1608 00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:35,860 I'M...BETTER EQUIPPED TO HAVE 1609 00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:38,863 INFORMATION, AND, UH, IN THIS 1610 00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:41,666 CASE, I'M A BIG BITCHER -- PIG 1611 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:42,667 BICTURE. 1612 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:47,305 BIG...KIND OF PERSON. 1613 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:48,539 >> BUT YOU WERE SO RIGHT. 1614 00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:50,908 I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT PAUL... 1615 00:51:50,908 --> 00:51:52,310 FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES. 1616 00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:53,544 I HAVEN'T GONE 20 MINUTES 1617 00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:55,213 WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT HIM SINCE 1618 00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:57,682 THE FIRST TIME HE KISSED ME. 1619 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:59,550 DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT OUR 1620 00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:00,418 FIRST KISS? 1621 00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:03,221 IT WAS LIKE THE BEST FIRST KISS 1622 00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:07,325 EVER. 1623 00:52:07,325 --> 00:52:08,693 >> MAYBE ANOTHER TIME. 1624 00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:09,460 >> OKAY. 1625 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:12,530 UM...I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO 1626 00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:14,232 KISS HIM RIGHT NOW. 1627 00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:16,667 DO YOU REALLY THINK I SHOULD NOT 1628 00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:17,635 CALL HIM? 1629 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,769 >> I'M SURE. 1630 00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:19,837 ABSOLUTELY. 1631 00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:22,340 START THINKING ABOUT THE PLAY, 1632 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,275 LEARNING ALL THE LINES. 1633 00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:25,743 >> WELL, MAYBE TONIGHT WHEN THE 1634 00:52:25,743 --> 00:52:27,278 WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS 1635 00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:28,646 BRUSHING HER YUCKY TEETH, HE 1636 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,381 WILL CALL ME. 1637 00:52:33,518 --> 00:52:37,555 >> IT JUST SEEMS SO STRANGE. 1638 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:38,756 YOU'VE ALWAYS BRUSHED YOUR TEETH 1639 00:52:38,756 --> 00:52:40,958 BEFORE BED. 1640 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:48,333 >> CAN'T WE JUST GO TO SLEEP? 1641 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:50,568 >> IS... 1642 00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:56,374 HIS PENIS BIGGER THAN MINE? 1643 00:52:56,374 --> 00:52:57,575 >> NO, NO. 1644 00:52:57,575 --> 00:53:00,378 IT'S AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE. 1645 00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:04,215 THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE. 1646 00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:10,821 >> YOU'VE MEASURED THEM? 1647 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:15,526 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 1648 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:16,661 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 1649 00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:17,895 WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU 1650 00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:18,929 WERE DOING LAST NIGHT? 1651 00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:20,398 >> YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME IF I 1652 00:53:20,398 --> 00:53:21,799 TOLD YOU. 1653 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,734 OH, I'LL BE HOME LATE, AGAIN, 1654 00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:24,502 TONIGHT. 1655 00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:26,471 >> [ SIGHS ] 1656 00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:27,405 WHO IS HE?! 1657 00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:28,773 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1658 00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:32,810 [ SIGHS ] 1659 00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:33,778 IT'S THE OFFICE. 1660 00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:34,779 I BETTER TAKE IT. 1661 00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:36,281 WELL, YOU'RE HEADING OUT. 1662 00:53:36,281 --> 00:53:37,282 WE'LL TALK LATER. 1663 00:53:37,282 --> 00:53:37,848 >> OH, NO. 1664 00:53:37,848 --> 00:53:39,617 I'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO FINISH YOUR 1665 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:39,984 CALL. 1666 00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:41,519 >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT. 1667 00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:42,487 >> I DON'T MIND. 1668 00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:43,588 GO AHEAD -- TAKE IT. 1669 00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:44,755 [ RINGING CONTINUES ] 1670 00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:46,457 >> WHERE'D I LEAVE THE NOTES ON 1671 00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:47,258 THAT AUDIT? 1672 00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:49,427 I THINK THEY'RE UPSTAIRS. 1673 00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:51,429 [ SIGHS ] 1674 00:53:51,429 --> 00:53:52,963 THIS IS PAUL. 1675 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:54,599 [ FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING ] 1676 00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:04,709 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 1677 00:54:08,813 --> 00:54:09,914 >> UH, DAMN IT. 1678 00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:11,782 I GOT TO WORK LATE TONIGHT. 1679 00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:17,522 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1680 00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:21,459 >> YEAH? 1681 00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:26,764 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 1682 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,499 >> WHO WAS THAT? 1683 00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:30,468 >> WE NEED TO TALK. 1684 00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:32,002 >> [ SIGHS ] NO. 1685 00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:34,605 [ GROANS ] 1686 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,940 I'M NOT HAVING THE TALK, OKAY? 1687 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,408 YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME YOU'RE 1688 00:54:37,408 --> 00:54:38,643 LEAVING ME FOR ANOTHER MAN. 1689 00:54:38,643 --> 00:54:42,780 >> SIT -- SIT DOWN. 1690 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,949 >> [ SIGHS ] 1691 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,951 >> I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP. 1692 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:50,755 SO...THERE IS NO OTHER MAN. 1693 00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:51,456 >> RIGHT. 1694 00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:52,890 WELL, THEN WHO KEEPS CALLING 1695 00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:53,624 YOU, THEN? 1696 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:54,692 >> [ STAMMERS ] 1697 00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:56,427 JUST A...FRIEND. 1698 00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:57,662 >> JUST A FRIEND. OKAY. 1699 00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:58,929 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? HUH? 1700 00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:00,565 THAT YOU'VE SEEN HIM BUT YOU 1701 00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:01,666 HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET? 1702 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,335 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1703 00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:05,570 >> MADELYN. 1704 00:55:05,570 --> 00:55:07,738 HOW FAR HAVE YOU GONE? 1705 00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:09,374 AND WHERE DID YOU DO IT? HUH? 1706 00:55:09,374 --> 00:55:09,740 HERE? 1707 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,908 UPSTAI-- IN OUR HOME? 1708 00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:11,676 IN OUR BED? 1709 00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,010 >> WHY DOES THE THOUGHT OF 1710 00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:14,779 SOMEONE ELSE WANTING ME SUDDENLY 1711 00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:15,913 MAKE ME IRRESISTIBLE? 1712 00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:18,416 I SHOULD GO. 1713 00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:20,351 >> WELL, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? HUH? 1714 00:55:20,351 --> 00:55:21,952 IS HE SOMEBODY YOU WORK WITH? 1715 00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,888 >> I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT IF 1716 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,590 I WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR, IT 1717 00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:27,091 WOULD BE WITH SOMEONE MORE 1718 00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:28,893 INTERESTING THAN THE MEN WITH 1719 00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:29,794 WHOM I WORK. 1720 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:31,929 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1721 00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:32,997 >> SO HELP ME GOD, IF THAT'S 1722 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:33,864 HIM, I'LL KILL HIM. 1723 00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:34,699 >> IT CAN'T BE HIM. 1724 00:55:34,699 --> 00:55:36,967 HE DOESN'T EXIST! 1725 00:55:36,967 --> 00:55:39,770 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1726 00:55:39,770 --> 00:55:40,738 >> OH, FUCK! 1727 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,707 I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SPENT MORE 1728 00:55:42,707 --> 00:55:44,609 ON THE FLOWERS. 1729 00:55:44,609 --> 00:55:46,110 >> IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED. 1730 00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:47,077 [ CHUCKLES ] 1731 00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:49,079 THE PHONE JUST RANG, AND IT WAS 1732 00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:49,747 PAUL. 1733 00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:51,716 I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU TO SEE 1734 00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:53,718 IF I SHOULD SEE HIM OR NOT, BUT 1735 00:55:53,718 --> 00:55:55,553 HE WAS IN SUCH A HURRY, AND 1736 00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:57,488 REALLY, I MEAN, I HAVE TO SEE 1737 00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:59,023 HIM AGAIN SOMEDAY, RIGHT? 1738 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,758 IT'S NOT LIKE OUR PATHS WILL 1739 00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:02,593 NEVER CROSS AGAIN AND WE COULD 1740 00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:04,462 BE REALLY OLD AND, "OH, MY GOD. 1741 00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:06,096 YOU WERE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE." 1742 00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:07,732 SO, HE'S COMING OVER HERE 1743 00:56:07,732 --> 00:56:08,466 TONIGHT. 1744 00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:09,867 IS IT OKAY IF I HAVE SEX WITH 1745 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,637 HIM? 1746 00:56:12,637 --> 00:56:14,505 >> [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 1747 00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,541 IF HE CALLED YOU, SURE. 1748 00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:17,842 >> YEAH. OKAY. 1749 00:56:17,842 --> 00:56:20,411 >> BUT IF YOU CALLED HIM -- I 1750 00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:22,980 KNOW YOU DIDN'T, BUT IF YOU HAD, 1751 00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:25,483 UM, THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT. 1752 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:26,684 >> IT WOULD? 1753 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:28,653 >> MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 1754 00:56:28,653 --> 00:56:29,554 MM-HMM. 1755 00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,055 MM-HMM. 1756 00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,923 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A 1757 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:34,992 HOME WRECKER, WOULD YOU, LUCY? 1758 00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:36,927 OKAY, SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL 1759 00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:38,963 TONIGHT -- IF YOU'RE NOT TOO 1760 00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:40,531 BUSY. 1761 00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:42,767 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 1762 00:56:53,911 --> 00:57:00,217 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1763 00:57:00,217 --> 00:57:03,220 >> IS THIS... 1764 00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:07,858 I'M CONFUSED. 1765 00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:10,528 OH, MY GOD. 1766 00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:13,498 YELLOW ROSES? 1767 00:57:13,498 --> 00:57:17,134 HIS FAVORITE? 1768 00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:18,869 MY GOD. 1769 00:57:18,869 --> 00:57:21,472 I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP. 1770 00:57:21,472 --> 00:57:23,541 THIS MORNING HE WAS SINGING. 1771 00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:25,710 HE ONLY SINGS WHEN HE'S HAPPY. 1772 00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:27,111 I WENT ONLINE TO CHECK THE 1773 00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:28,913 CREDIT CARD -- A FLORIST -- BUT 1774 00:57:28,913 --> 00:57:33,718 I HAD NO IDEA. 1775 00:57:33,718 --> 00:57:37,187 MY HUSBAND IS GAY?! 1776 00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:39,056 OH. 1777 00:57:39,056 --> 00:57:40,725 IN MY HEART, I KNEW IT. 1778 00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:42,760 I KNEW IT THE FIRST TIME WE HAD 1779 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,995 SEX. 1780 00:57:44,995 --> 00:57:45,730 >> WAIT. 1781 00:57:45,730 --> 00:57:47,231 YOUR HUSBAND IS THE ONE WHO 1782 00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:49,099 SENT MY WIFE FLOWERS? 1783 00:57:49,099 --> 00:57:50,635 >> YOU HAVE A WIFE? 1784 00:57:50,635 --> 00:57:51,702 HE ISN'T GAY? 1785 00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:52,937 OH. 1786 00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:54,872 WELL, WHO IS SHE? 1787 00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:56,140 MADELYN REED. 1788 00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,609 >> RINGS A BELL, BUT JUST A 1789 00:57:58,609 --> 00:58:00,044 TINKLE. 1790 00:58:00,044 --> 00:58:01,846 DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO? 1791 00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:03,948 >> YEAH. 1792 00:58:03,948 --> 00:58:06,150 >> THA MADELYN?! 1793 00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:10,020 MY HUSBAND IS KEITH HALBERTSON. 1794 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,856 >> I KNEW IT WAS A CO-WORKER. 1795 00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:13,624 >> DON'T TELL HER YOU KNOW. 1796 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:14,892 SHE'LL JUST DENY IT. 1797 00:58:14,892 --> 00:58:16,894 AND WE NEED PROOF SO THAT WE CAN 1798 00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:18,596 SOAK THEM IN THE DIVORCE. 1799 00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:19,597 WAIT. 1800 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:23,200 WELL...WHAT DO WE KNOW? 1801 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,802 DO YOU THINK THEY'VE SLEPT 1802 00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:26,604 TOGETHER YET, OR...DID WE CATCH 1803 00:58:26,604 --> 00:58:29,073 THEM IN TIME? 1804 00:58:29,073 --> 00:58:31,075 >> HE...HE CALLS HER IN THE 1805 00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:32,710 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 1806 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:33,878 >> OH, SHIT! 1807 00:58:33,878 --> 00:58:35,846 JUST SHIT, SHIT, SHIT. 1808 00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:37,582 >> I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT 1809 00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:38,849 I WAS JUST HEADING OUT. 1810 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:39,984 >> HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO US? 1811 00:58:39,984 --> 00:58:41,151 DON'T THEY KNOW HOW MUCH THEY'RE 1812 00:58:41,151 --> 00:58:42,152 HURTING US? 1813 00:58:42,152 --> 00:58:43,821 HAVE THEY NO MORALS? 1814 00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:45,756 TO PERFORM SUCH AN ACT OF 1815 00:58:45,756 --> 00:58:48,893 CRUELTY, OF...SELFISHNESS, OF 1816 00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:51,061 LUST -- A SIN AGAINST GOOD 1817 00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:53,063 PEOPLE WHO PROMISED "FOR BETTER 1818 00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:54,899 OF WORSE, TILL DEATH DO YOU 1819 00:58:54,899 --> 00:58:56,901 PART," WHO'D LOOK AFTER THEM IF 1820 00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,769 THEY HAD CANCER OR THEY WENT 1821 00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:01,338 BLIND OR -- OR WHO WOULD GIVE 1822 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,707 THEM A KIDNEY. 1823 00:59:02,707 --> 00:59:05,242 WHAT KIND OF SCUM WOULD DO 1824 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:11,916 THAT -- SNEAK AROUND, LIE, HAVE 1825 00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:13,317 SEX FOR KICKS JUST 'CAUSE THEY 1826 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:15,986 WERE BORED? 1827 00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,088 [ SIGHS ] MY GOD. 1828 00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:21,091 THERE IS NOTHING MORE DISGUSTING 1829 00:59:21,091 --> 00:59:22,292 THAN INFIDELITY. 1830 00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:24,128 DON'T YOU AGREE? 1831 00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:28,232 >> I MUST LOVE YOU... 1832 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,600 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1833 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,035 >> ...AND SUE TO KNOW YOU 1834 00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:31,736 BETTER. 1835 00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:34,805 >> SIR, I SHALL STUDY... 1836 00:59:34,805 --> 00:59:36,173 DESERVING. 1837 00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:39,009 >> HE HATH BEEN OUT NINE YEARS, 1838 00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:41,245 AND AWAY HE SHALL AGAIN. 1839 00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:46,250 AH, THE KING IS COMING. 1840 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:49,654 THE KING IS COMING. 1841 00:59:49,654 --> 00:59:50,187 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1842 00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:51,722 YOUR LINE. 1843 00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:54,692 >> OH, UH...CAN YOU CARRY ON 1844 00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:55,760 WITHOUT ME? 1845 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,795 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1846 00:59:57,795 --> 01:00:00,164 YOU'RE LEAR. 1847 01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:05,936 >> OH, I KNOW. 1848 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:10,107 Can I speak to you in private? 1849 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:12,376 >> WE HAVE NO SECRETS HERE. 1850 01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:13,878 WE ARE A TEAM. 1851 01:00:13,878 --> 01:00:16,213 ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE. 1852 01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:16,947 >> TEAM! 1853 01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,315 >> HURRAH! 1854 01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,349 >> OKAY. 1855 01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:22,152 WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE DEPENDING 1856 01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:24,689 ON -- ON ME TO PLAY LEAR, 1857 01:00:24,689 --> 01:00:27,357 BECAUSE, WELL, I MEAN, ALL THE 1858 01:00:27,357 --> 01:00:29,293 OTHER LEARS SUCKED. 1859 01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:32,262 AND I'M USUALLY VERY RELIABLE, 1860 01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:34,999 AND I'M USUALLY SOBER, BUT, 1861 01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:38,002 UH... 1862 01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:40,237 I CAN'T DO THIS. 1863 01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:42,439 >> YES, YOU CAN. 1864 01:00:42,439 --> 01:00:44,975 WE BELIEVE IN YOU. 1865 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,911 >> ALL: WE BELIEVE IN YOU. 1866 01:00:46,911 --> 01:00:48,779 >> WE DO. WE DO. 1867 01:00:48,779 --> 01:00:55,219 >> UH... 1868 01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:59,089 [ INHALES SHARPLY, SOBS ] 1869 01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:00,457 OKAY. 1870 01:01:00,457 --> 01:01:02,993 WHAT I MEAN IS THAT I'M GOING 1871 01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:05,696 THROUGH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW WITH 1872 01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:07,965 SOMEONE YOU KNOW, AND IF YOU 1873 01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:10,467 ONLY KNEW WHAT IT WAS, YOU WOULD 1874 01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:12,970 UNDERSTAND, OKAY? 1875 01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:16,440 AND EVERYTHING THAT I HAD -- 1876 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,844 EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING IS 1877 01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:22,046 SUDDENLY JUST GONE! 1878 01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:24,314 YOU KNOW, KAPUT! POW! 1879 01:01:24,314 --> 01:01:27,351 AND IT'S ALL BEEN REPLACED BY 1880 01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,318 MADNESS. 1881 01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:31,121 >> HOLD THAT FEELING. 1882 01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:32,823 >> WHY WOULD I HOLD IT? 1883 01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:33,457 IT HURTS. 1884 01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,192 >> YOU'RE SO LUCKY. 1885 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:37,061 YOU'RE ALREADY THERE. 1886 01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:38,362 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 1887 01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:40,831 >> Shh! She's coming. 1888 01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:42,332 Okay, don't say anything that I 1889 01:01:42,332 --> 01:01:42,900 said. 1890 01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:43,968 Did I say anything? 1891 01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:45,102 Okay, just act natural. 1892 01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:45,870 Act natural. 1893 01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:46,503 You're actors. 1894 01:01:46,503 --> 01:01:47,872 You know how to do that. 1895 01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:49,139 >> [ YAWNS ] 1896 01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:53,043 >> HI. 1897 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,846 I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 1898 01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:06,490 [ CHAIR SLIDING ] 1899 01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:18,769 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 1900 01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:20,805 >> HE DIDN'T COME. 1901 01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:25,275 I GUESS HE LOVES HIS WIFE MORE. 1902 01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:27,044 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D GET THROUGH 1903 01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:30,547 THIS WITHOUT YOU. 1904 01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:34,451 >> I ADORE SUBTEXT. 1905 01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:36,921 >> SHE NEEDS A SCRIPT. 1906 01:02:36,921 --> 01:02:40,190 >> THANK YOU. 1907 01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,926 [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 1908 01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:50,034 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1909 01:02:50,034 --> 01:02:51,468 >> AREN'T YOU GONNA ANSWER THAT? 1910 01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:54,504 >> NO. 1911 01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:55,572 >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1912 01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:56,841 >> IT MEANS I'M ASLEEP. 1913 01:02:56,841 --> 01:02:58,075 >> DID YOU SPLIT UP WITH HIM? 1914 01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,510 >> HE DOESN'T EXIST. 1915 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:01,879 >> I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK I 1916 01:03:01,879 --> 01:03:05,482 KNOW. 1917 01:03:05,482 --> 01:03:06,183 I'LL ANSWER IT. 1918 01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:07,217 I'LL TELL THE BASTARD WHAT I 1919 01:03:07,217 --> 01:03:08,252 THINK OF HIM FUCKING MY WIFE. 1920 01:03:08,252 --> 01:03:10,020 >> HOLD IT. 1921 01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:12,289 WHAT?! 1922 01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:32,176 >> HEY. 1923 01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:32,576 >> HEY. 1924 01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:34,078 >> CALLED THE PASTOR FOR YOU. 1925 01:03:34,078 --> 01:03:34,945 HE'S ON HIS WAY. 1926 01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:36,446 >> OH. 1927 01:03:36,446 --> 01:03:42,152 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO... 1928 01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:44,554 SPEAK TO A COMPLETE STRANGER. 1929 01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:46,223 >> I'M SURE HE'LL MAKE YOU FEEL 1930 01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:46,623 BETTER. 1931 01:03:46,623 --> 01:03:47,858 HE'S A LOT OF FUN. 1932 01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:49,093 HE DID CARD TRICKS AT THE 1933 01:03:49,093 --> 01:03:50,360 CHRISTMAS PARTY. 1934 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,229 >> OOH. [ LAUGHS ] 1935 01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:53,297 [ SNIFFLES ] 1936 01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:54,932 WELL, IN THAT CASE, I THINK I'LL 1937 01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,333 JUST HEAD DOWN THE HALL AND GET 1938 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,902 SOME COFFEE AND MAKE SOME PHONE 1939 01:03:57,902 --> 01:03:58,268 CALLS. 1940 01:03:58,268 --> 01:03:59,904 IF HE DOES SHOW UP, TELL HIM NOT 1941 01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:04,108 TO WAIT AROUND ON MY ACCOUNT. 1942 01:04:04,108 --> 01:04:06,543 THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF HER. 1943 01:04:28,632 --> 01:04:30,634 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1944 01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,111 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1945 01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:43,948 I'M SORRY. 1946 01:04:43,948 --> 01:04:44,414 I'M SORRY. 1947 01:04:44,414 --> 01:04:45,983 I HAVEN'T TURNED THIS THING OFF, 1948 01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:47,317 DAY OR NIGHT, FOR THE PAST TWO 1949 01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:48,585 YEARS, JUST IN CASE I GOT THE 1950 01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:51,155 CALL. 1951 01:04:51,155 --> 01:04:55,592 I GOT THE CALL. 1952 01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:58,295 >> ME TOO. 1953 01:04:58,295 --> 01:04:59,997 MOTHER OR FATHER? 1954 01:04:59,997 --> 01:05:02,166 >> MOTHER. 1955 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:03,433 YOU? 1956 01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:09,239 >> FATHER. 1957 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:12,442 >> LAST ONE? 1958 01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:15,245 >> YEAH. 1959 01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:18,448 >> IT'S... 1960 01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:21,085 IT'S SCARY. 1961 01:05:21,085 --> 01:05:22,586 WHY? 1962 01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,554 WE'VE BEEN THE ADULTS FOR A LONG 1963 01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:25,189 TIME. 1964 01:05:25,189 --> 01:05:28,192 >> HMM. 1965 01:05:28,192 --> 01:05:30,627 MAYBE BECAUSE WE'RE NEXT. 1966 01:05:30,627 --> 01:05:34,198 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1967 01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:35,699 DO I FEEL MORE MORTAL? 1968 01:05:35,699 --> 01:05:38,702 YES, BUT LITTLE, LITTLE, LITTLE, 1969 01:05:38,702 --> 01:05:40,304 LITTLE, TOO, YOU KNOW? 1970 01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:41,038 >> HUH. 1971 01:05:41,038 --> 01:05:43,040 >> LIKE A KID WHO CAN'T GO HOME 1972 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,042 WHEN SHE SCREWS UP BECAUSE HOME 1973 01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,443 JUST DIED IN HER SLEEP. 1974 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:50,080 >> "DAD, I NEED MONEY." 1975 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,016 >> "MOM, I QUIT SCHOOL." 1976 01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:54,384 >> "DAD, COULD YOU EXPLAIN WOMEN 1977 01:05:54,384 --> 01:05:59,156 TO ME?" 1978 01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:06,130 >> "MOM, HE BROKE MY HEART." 1979 01:06:06,130 --> 01:06:06,997 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 1980 01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:12,136 >> THOSE...WERE THE DAYS. 1981 01:06:12,136 --> 01:06:13,137 >> YOU? 1982 01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:16,706 >> OH, YES, PLEASE. 1983 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,182 FAVORITE MEMORIES? 1984 01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:28,218 >> WHEN I WAS, UH, 30, I'D HAD A 1985 01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,454 REALLY BAD MISCARRIAGE. 1986 01:06:30,454 --> 01:06:32,422 I HAD REALLY WANTED KIDS. 1987 01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:34,524 AND EVERYBODY WAS SAYING THE 1988 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,660 RIGHT THINGS -- "YOU'LL HAVE 1989 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,695 OTHER CHANCES," "CHEER UP." 1990 01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:41,231 MY HUSBAND SAID -- HE WAS TRYING 1991 01:06:41,231 --> 01:06:43,100 TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER -- HE 1992 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:45,102 SAID, UH, "MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST 1993 01:06:45,102 --> 01:06:46,570 SAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A 1994 01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:47,604 DOWN PAYMENT FIRST." 1995 01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:48,305 [ LAUGHS ] 1996 01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:49,106 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1997 01:06:49,106 --> 01:06:50,440 >> AND I THOUGHT I HAD TO SAY 1998 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,642 ALL THAT SAME KIND OF CRAP. 1999 01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:55,312 SO THEN MY MOTHER CAME TO VISIT 2000 01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:57,681 ME IN THE HOSPITAL, AND, UH, I 2001 01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,583 SAID, "I'LL BE FINE." 2002 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:02,252 AND SHE JUST CLIMBED UP ONTO MY 2003 01:07:02,252 --> 01:07:04,554 HOSPITAL BED AND HELD ME AND 2004 01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:09,559 JUST LET ME CRY AND CRY. 2005 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:11,428 THAT'S MY MOM. 2006 01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:13,730 >> WOW. 2007 01:07:13,730 --> 01:07:16,466 >> YOU? 2008 01:07:16,466 --> 01:07:20,704 >> WELL, I DECIDED ON MY 16th 2009 01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,672 BIRTHDAY THAT I WAS GONNA QUIT 2010 01:07:22,672 --> 01:07:24,641 HIGH SCHOOL AND JUST HITCHHIKE 2011 01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:26,410 ALL OVER SOUTH AMERICA AND 2012 01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:28,145 NOBODY WAS GONNA STOP ME. 2013 01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:30,247 NOW, SUDDENLY, I'M THE COOLEST 2014 01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:32,382 GUY IN THE SCHOOL, WHERE I WAS 2015 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:33,717 NOT POPULAR AT ALL. 2016 01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:35,785 I WENT HOME, AND I'M PACKING UP 2017 01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:37,854 EVERYTHING IN MY BACKPACK IN MY 2018 01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:38,522 ROOM. 2019 01:07:38,522 --> 01:07:40,457 MY OLD MAN WALKS IN. 2020 01:07:40,457 --> 01:07:43,360 HE SAYS, "YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TELL 2021 01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,629 THEM I WOULDN'T LET YOU." 2022 01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:47,264 AND I THOUGHT, "HOW DID HE 2023 01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:47,864 KNOW?" 2024 01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:49,833 I MEAN, I WAS PETRIFIED. 2025 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,701 AND I SAID, "DAD, THEY'RE JUST 2026 01:07:51,701 --> 01:07:53,637 GONNA SAY, 'YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE 2027 01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:54,404 ANYWAY.'" 2028 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,206 HE SAID, "THEN YOU TELL THEM 2029 01:07:56,206 --> 01:07:57,807 I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR 2030 01:07:57,807 --> 01:07:59,609 BODY IF YOU GO." 2031 01:07:59,609 --> 01:08:02,546 THIS MAN HAD NEVER EVEN LAID A 2032 01:08:02,546 --> 01:08:04,148 FINGER ON ME. 2033 01:08:04,148 --> 01:08:06,816 SO I WENT BACK TO SCHOOL THE 2034 01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:08,685 NEXT DAY, AND I SAID, "MY DAD 2035 01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:10,587 STORMED INTO MY ROOM WITH HIS 2036 01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:12,589 BELT OUT, THREATENING TO BEAT ME 2037 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,392 TO A PULP IF I DARED..." 2038 01:08:15,392 --> 01:08:19,229 [ CHUCKLES ] 2039 01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:24,201 HE SAVED MY HONOR. 2040 01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:28,172 WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING 2041 01:08:28,172 --> 01:08:30,607 TO THEM? 2042 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,909 >> YOU MEAN, LIKE, WHERE ARE 2043 01:08:32,909 --> 01:08:33,710 THEY? 2044 01:08:33,710 --> 01:08:34,778 RIGHT NOW? 2045 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:36,213 >> RIGHT NOW. 2046 01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:39,416 >> OR IS THIS IT? 2047 01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:41,151 IT'S OVER -- THE ONLY CHANCE YOU 2048 01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:43,153 GET. 2049 01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:45,455 >> WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT 2050 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:46,590 BEING ALIVE? 2051 01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:47,591 >> LESS AND LESS. 2052 01:08:47,591 --> 01:08:49,326 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 2053 01:08:49,326 --> 01:08:51,628 NO, REALLY, I MEAN, MAYBE THIS 2054 01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,497 IS HOW IT WORKS. 2055 01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:56,466 IF YOU'RE LUCKY AND YOU DIE OLD, 2056 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,735 THAT YOUR LIFE HAS JUST BECOME 2057 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:01,271 SO DISAPPOINTING AND SO LONELY, 2058 01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:04,441 SO LOVELESS, SO EMPTY, SO 2059 01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:05,942 ACHY-BREAKY PAINFUL, THAT WHEN 2060 01:09:05,942 --> 01:09:07,644 DEATH FINALLY DOES COME ALONG, 2061 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:10,580 YOU SAY... 2062 01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:12,282 "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" 2063 01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:13,283 >> OH, COME ON. 2064 01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:14,951 YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO CHEER 2065 01:09:14,951 --> 01:09:15,752 ME UP. 2066 01:09:15,752 --> 01:09:18,622 [ LAUGHS ] 2067 01:09:18,622 --> 01:09:20,424 BUT COME ON. 2068 01:09:20,424 --> 01:09:23,827 GIVE UP SPIKED WHISKEY COFFEE 2069 01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:27,664 AND NURSING-HOME WAITING ROOMS? 2070 01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:29,499 >> ICE CREAM. 2071 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:30,834 I LIKE ICE CREAM. 2072 01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:31,968 >> WIND. 2073 01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:38,275 I LIKE -- I LOVE WINDY DAYS. 2074 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:42,479 >> WELL, KISSES. 2075 01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:45,249 NOT, YOU KNOW, KISS-KISS, "SEE 2076 01:09:45,249 --> 01:09:47,617 YOU LATER" KISS, BUT KISSES 2077 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:50,354 LIKE... 2078 01:09:50,354 --> 01:09:53,557 LIKE... 2079 01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,858 LIKE THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER 2080 01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:57,261 KISS SOMEBODY. 2081 01:09:57,261 --> 01:09:59,629 YOU KNOW? KISSES. 2082 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:11,441 WHEN WAS OUR LAST FIRST KISS? 2083 01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:12,776 AND DID WE EVEN KNOW IT WAS OUR 2084 01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:15,479 LAST? 2085 01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:17,747 >> THEN OUR FIRST KISSES WERE 2086 01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:21,785 GONE FOREVER. 2087 01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,459 >> I JUST HAD DRUNK SEX WITH A 2088 01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:31,428 STRANGER IN A NURSING-HOME 2089 01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:32,696 WAITING ROOM. 2090 01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:35,432 WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER SEX WITH A 2091 01:10:35,432 --> 01:10:37,701 STRANGER IN A NURSING-HOME 2092 01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:38,968 WAITING ROOM? 2093 01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:41,405 >> I KNOW. IT'S KIND OF... 2094 01:10:41,405 --> 01:10:42,806 AWKWARD. 2095 01:10:42,806 --> 01:10:45,642 WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO...HAVE 2096 01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:49,513 TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN -- 2097 01:10:49,513 --> 01:10:50,814 BREAKFAST OR SOMETHING, 2098 01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:52,516 OTHERWISE IT'LL BE THE MOST 2099 01:10:52,516 --> 01:10:54,017 SURREALIST EXPERIENCE OF OUR 2100 01:10:54,017 --> 01:10:54,651 LIVES. 2101 01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:56,320 >> WELL, IT WOULD HAVE SOME 2102 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,487 COMPETITION FOR ME. 2103 01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:58,822 NOW, I'VE GOT A-A BUSY DAY. 2104 01:10:58,822 --> 01:11:00,424 I'VE GOT A FUNERAL TO PLAN. 2105 01:11:00,424 --> 01:11:02,959 >> OH, SHIT. SO DO I. 2106 01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:05,795 DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS 2107 01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:07,331 ON PEOPLE... 2108 01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:09,666 >> I THINK, UH, I'M GONNA 2109 01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:11,468 USE...AMBERSON'S. 2110 01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:12,736 THAT'S WHERE I BURIED MY DAD. 2111 01:11:12,736 --> 01:11:13,537 >> AMBERSON'S? 2112 01:11:13,537 --> 01:11:14,003 >> MM-HMM. 2113 01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:15,305 >> AMBERSON'S ON HUNTER? 2114 01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:16,840 >> YES. YEAH. 2115 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,876 >> MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 2116 01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:21,745 THAT IS POTENT STUFF. 2117 01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:23,713 I MEAN, I'M ACTUALLY GONNA, UH, 2118 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:25,649 GRAB A CAB, LEAVE MY CAR HERE. 2119 01:11:25,649 --> 01:11:27,584 DO -- DO YOU WANT TO SHARE A 2120 01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:28,017 CAB? 2121 01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:29,486 >> NO. NO, THANKS. 2122 01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:30,687 UM, I JUST -- I HAVE PHONE CALLS 2123 01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:33,357 TO MAKE AND... 2124 01:11:33,357 --> 01:11:36,426 I'LL JUST...STAY. 2125 01:11:36,426 --> 01:11:37,827 >> OKAY. 2126 01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:43,099 WELL, UM... 2127 01:11:43,099 --> 01:11:44,634 >> THANKS. BYE. 2128 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:45,702 >> THANKS. 2129 01:11:45,702 --> 01:11:46,603 >> DON'T SAY "THANKS." 2130 01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:50,306 >> NO, NO. 2131 01:11:57,046 --> 01:11:58,715 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 2132 01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:00,384 >> I TOLD YOU IT'D BE EASY. 2133 01:12:00,384 --> 01:12:01,951 >> I DIDN'T EVEN ASK HIS NAME. 2134 01:12:01,951 --> 01:12:04,688 A-A COMPLETE STRANGER. 2135 01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:06,456 >> I LOVE SEX LIKE THAT. 2136 01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:08,057 "YOU HAD ME AT 'HELLO.'" 2137 01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:09,459 OH, AND NOW YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND 2138 01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:10,627 CAN STAY MARRIED, 'CAUSE YOU'LL 2139 01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:12,028 BE EVEN. 2140 01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:13,530 >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M 2141 01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:14,798 DOING THE THINGS I'M DOING. 2142 01:12:14,798 --> 01:12:16,400 I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST TOLD YOU 2143 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,834 THAT, BUT WHO ELSE WOULD I ADMIT 2144 01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:18,368 IT TO? 2145 01:12:18,368 --> 01:12:19,503 >> WELL, YOU TOLD ME 'CAUSE 2146 01:12:19,503 --> 01:12:20,804 THAT -- THAT'S WHAT BEST FRIENDS 2147 01:12:20,804 --> 01:12:21,771 DO, RIGHT? 2148 01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:23,807 >> UH, YEAH. 2149 01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:24,974 >> AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO 2150 01:12:24,974 --> 01:12:26,943 CONFESS. 2151 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,144 PAUL DIDN'T CALL ME YESTERDAY 2152 01:12:28,144 --> 01:12:28,745 MORNING. 2153 01:12:28,745 --> 01:12:31,715 I-I CALLED HIM. 2154 01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:34,651 YOU COULD TELL, RIGHT? 2155 01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:36,119 WOW. YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 2156 01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:38,054 THAT'S WHY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A 2157 01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:38,988 BEST FRIEND. 2158 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:41,425 BUT HE DID CALL ME TODAY. 2159 01:12:41,425 --> 01:12:43,627 >> HE...CALLED YOU TODAY? 2160 01:12:43,627 --> 01:12:44,994 >> HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW DIED, SO 2161 01:12:44,994 --> 01:12:46,630 NOW THE "WIFE" REALLY NEEDS HIM. 2162 01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:47,431 >> THE WIFE. 2163 01:12:47,431 --> 01:12:48,832 >> HOW LONG DO YOU THINK HE HAS 2164 01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:50,467 TO WAIT UNTIL HE TELLS HER HE'S 2165 01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:51,801 LEAVING HER? 2166 01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:53,102 TWO WEEKS? 2167 01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:54,438 >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT 2168 01:12:54,438 --> 01:12:55,772 THERE'S A SET TIME FOR THAT KIND 2169 01:12:55,772 --> 01:12:56,473 OF THING. 2170 01:12:56,473 --> 01:12:57,774 >> MAYBE I CAN GOOGLE IT. 2171 01:12:57,774 --> 01:12:59,509 BUT WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF HE 2172 01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:00,844 CAME TO THE OPENING NIGHT? 2173 01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:02,579 AND MY DREAM IS COMING TRUE -- 2174 01:13:02,579 --> 01:13:03,880 I'M -- I'M AN ACTRESS! 2175 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:08,418 >> "GOOGLE IT"? 2176 01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:10,520 >> "WE THAT ARE YOUNG SHALL 2177 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:17,594 NEVER SEE SO MUCH NOR LIVE. 2178 01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:18,962 SO LONG." 2179 01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:20,897 >> WE MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE 2180 01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:21,765 END OF THE PLAY! 2181 01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:23,166 I CAN'T BELIEVE I ONLY FELL OFF 2182 01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:24,668 THE STAGE ONCE. 2183 01:13:24,668 --> 01:13:25,902 >> OH, IT WAS TWICE. 2184 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:28,838 >> THAT WAS... 2185 01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:31,475 THAT WAS... 2186 01:13:31,475 --> 01:13:33,743 THAT WAS... 2187 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:36,012 SO HORRIBLE. 2188 01:13:36,012 --> 01:13:40,750 SO, SO HORRIBLE! 2189 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:43,186 EXCEPT FOR MY STAR. 2190 01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:45,722 BLESS YOU. 2191 01:13:45,722 --> 01:13:47,557 ALL OF YOU WERE BAD! 2192 01:13:47,557 --> 01:13:52,896 BUT THEN THERE WAS YOU. YEAH. 2193 01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:55,064 WHAT WAS THAT THING YOU DID WHEN 2194 01:13:55,064 --> 01:14:00,604 LEAR SAYS, "OH, HO! 'TIS FOUL"? 2195 01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,539 YOU HAVE NO TALENT WHATSOEVER. 2196 01:14:02,539 --> 01:14:03,940 NOT A SINGLE DROP. 2197 01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:07,511 YOU ARE A TALENTLESS VOID! 2198 01:14:07,511 --> 01:14:11,180 AN EMPTY PIT OF INEPTITUDE! 2199 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:13,116 >> WELL, MADELYN SAYS LIFE IS 2200 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,484 NOT ABOUT TALENT. 2201 01:14:14,484 --> 01:14:16,252 LIFE IS ABOUT WORKING HARD AND 2202 01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:18,054 GETTING BETTER BIT BY BIT. 2203 01:14:18,054 --> 01:14:23,793 SO I JUST HAVE TO KEEP TRYING. 2204 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:27,731 AND -- AND TRYING. 2205 01:14:27,731 --> 01:14:29,499 AND TRYING. 2206 01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:31,234 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] 2207 01:14:47,283 --> 01:14:49,118 >> YOU WERE GREAT. 2208 01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:50,754 DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AT MY 2209 01:14:50,754 --> 01:14:51,521 PLACE? 2210 01:14:51,521 --> 01:14:52,188 >> UH... 2211 01:14:52,188 --> 01:15:01,898 I GOT TO GO HOME TO FRED. 2212 01:15:01,898 --> 01:15:03,032 >> YOU CAN SAY IT. 2213 01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:06,936 I SHOULD GIVE UP ACTING. 2214 01:15:06,936 --> 01:15:10,674 >> MAYBE... 2215 01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:12,642 WE SHOUL GO HANG OUT. 2216 01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:14,778 >> "COURT HOLY WATER INDOORS IS 2217 01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:16,613 SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS 2218 01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:18,181 RAINWATER OUT OF DOORS. 2219 01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:21,284 GOOD NUNCLE, ASK THY DAUGHTERS' 2220 01:15:21,284 --> 01:15:26,122 FORGIVENESS, FOR HERE'S A..." 2221 01:15:26,122 --> 01:15:29,959 SOMETHING PITIES... 2222 01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:31,160 SOMETHING. 2223 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:31,895 >> "NIGHT." 2224 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:33,730 >> I COULDN'T EVEN DO EASY 2225 01:15:33,730 --> 01:15:34,263 ACTING. 2226 01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,164 YOU KNOW WHAT? 2227 01:15:35,164 --> 01:15:36,966 I ONLY GOT THE COMMERCIAL 'CAUSE 2228 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:37,901 I HAVE NICE BREASTS. 2229 01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:40,670 SEE? 2230 01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:43,573 >> LUCY, COME ON, NOW. 2231 01:15:43,573 --> 01:15:46,776 TAKE IT FROM THE TOP. 2232 01:15:46,776 --> 01:15:48,244 AND THIS TIME REMEMBER -- IT'S 2233 01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:49,646 NIGHT. 2234 01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:50,880 SHE'S COLD. 2235 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,782 >> I'M NEVER GONNA GET IT RIGHT. 2236 01:15:52,782 --> 01:15:53,983 >> JUST KEEP AT IT. 2237 01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:55,852 >> HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE? 2238 01:15:55,852 --> 01:15:56,319 YEARS! 2239 01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:57,821 IT'S TOO HARD. 2240 01:15:57,821 --> 01:16:00,123 >> LUCY, YOU WERE SO HAPPY WHEN 2241 01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:02,626 YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GOING 2242 01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:03,960 TO BE A REAL ACTRESS. 2243 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,695 >> I'M NOT HAPPY NOW, SO I GIVE 2244 01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:06,362 UP. 2245 01:16:06,362 --> 01:16:07,030 >> NO. 2246 01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:09,032 I DECIDE, AND YOU'RE NOT GIVING 2247 01:16:09,032 --> 01:16:09,365 UP. 2248 01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:10,366 NOW, COME ON. 2249 01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:12,301 TAKE IT FROM THE TOP. 2250 01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:13,837 THINK ABOUT THE WORDS. 2251 01:16:17,874 --> 01:16:20,810 [ SNORING ] 2252 01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:25,715 [ BRAKES SQUEALING ] 2253 01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:28,051 [ BEEPING IN DISTANCE ] 2254 01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:40,830 FUCK! 2255 01:16:40,830 --> 01:16:42,331 >> SO YOU STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT. 2256 01:16:42,331 --> 01:16:43,166 THAT'S GREAT. 2257 01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:44,367 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 2258 01:16:44,367 --> 01:16:47,871 >> I'M SO SORRY. 2259 01:16:47,871 --> 01:16:49,205 >> I'M NOT AS STUPID AS YOU 2260 01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:50,206 THINK I AM, OKAY? 2261 01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:51,708 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 2262 01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:54,043 >> SHE WILL BE MISSED. 2263 01:16:54,043 --> 01:16:57,847 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 2264 01:16:57,847 --> 01:17:00,083 >> I KNOW WHO HE IS, MADELYN. 2265 01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:02,686 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 2266 01:17:02,686 --> 01:17:04,187 >> IT WAS HER TIME. 2267 01:17:04,187 --> 01:17:05,822 >> WE HAVE A TIME? 2268 01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:06,890 >> OH, YES. 2269 01:17:06,890 --> 01:17:08,157 I BELIEVE THAT. 2270 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,759 >> THAT'S NICE FOR YOU. 2271 01:17:09,759 --> 01:17:11,728 >> I FUCKING KNOW WHO HE IS. 2272 01:17:11,728 --> 01:17:13,362 >> THIS IS A BLESSING. 2273 01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:14,363 >> REALLY? 2274 01:17:14,363 --> 01:17:16,866 >> SHE'S OUT OF HER MISERY NOW. 2275 01:17:16,866 --> 01:17:19,202 >> BUT...NO MORE ICE CREAM. 2276 01:17:26,843 --> 01:17:30,146 >> THANK -- OH, KEITH AND, UH, 2277 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:31,080 YOUR WIFE. 2278 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,682 I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU. 2279 01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:34,818 >> OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T, BUT I 2280 01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:36,853 WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS FOR 2281 01:17:36,853 --> 01:17:37,787 THE WORLD. 2282 01:17:37,787 --> 01:17:38,722 >> REALLY? 2283 01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:39,823 >> MM-HMM. 2284 01:17:39,823 --> 01:17:41,958 >> OH, MADELYN, MADELYN. 2285 01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:44,127 >> OH, MY GOODNESS. 2286 01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:46,896 OKAY. 2287 01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:48,798 >> IF YOU NEED ANYTHING -- 2288 01:17:48,798 --> 01:17:51,000 ANYTHING -- YOU HAVE MY NUMBER. 2289 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,736 CALL ME DAY OR NIGHT. 2290 01:17:52,736 --> 01:17:56,005 >> WE.. WILL DO ANYTHING WE 2291 01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:56,439 CAN. 2292 01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,875 BUT I'M SURE WHAT YOU MOST NEED 2293 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,877 RIGHT NOW IS TIME WITH YOUR 2294 01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:02,111 HUSBAND. 2295 01:18:02,111 --> 01:18:04,213 >> FOR THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU 2296 01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:05,815 NOW, OF ALL TIMES. 2297 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:07,751 BUT JUST REMEMBER, GOD DOESN'T 2298 01:18:07,751 --> 01:18:09,385 GIVE US ANY MORE THAN WE CAN 2299 01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:10,086 CARRY. 2300 01:18:10,086 --> 01:18:11,888 >> OH, GOD HAS SOME FORMULA 2301 01:18:11,888 --> 01:18:13,790 WHERE HE CAN CALCULATE EXACTLY 2302 01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:15,825 HOW MUCH PAIN TO INFLICT ON EACH 2303 01:18:15,825 --> 01:18:17,026 INDIVIDUAL? 2304 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:18,261 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 2305 01:18:18,261 --> 01:18:20,063 ISN'T IT INTERESTING THAT THINGS 2306 01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:21,297 THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 2307 01:18:21,297 --> 01:18:22,832 MINDLESSLY COMFORTING ARE 2308 01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:24,267 REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLE -- YOU 2309 01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:25,869 KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT? 2310 01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:27,136 >> THAT'S MY MADELYN -- NO 2311 01:18:27,136 --> 01:18:27,503 BULLSHIT. 2312 01:18:27,503 --> 01:18:28,738 [ CHUCKLES ] I LOVE IT. 2313 01:18:28,738 --> 01:18:29,873 COME ON. COME ON. 2314 01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:31,107 GIVE ME ANOTHER HUG. 2315 01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:31,841 COME ON. 2316 01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:32,475 >> OH. 2317 01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:35,411 >> OH, TAKE AS MUCH TIME OFF AS 2318 01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:35,979 YOU NEED. 2319 01:18:35,979 --> 01:18:37,113 THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T MISS 2320 01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:38,815 YOU AT THE OFFICE. 2321 01:18:38,815 --> 01:18:40,049 WE MISS YOU SO MUCH. 2322 01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:40,884 >> WELL... 2323 01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:41,785 [ CHUCKLES ] 2324 01:18:41,785 --> 01:18:43,452 SPEAKING OF "NO BULLSHIT," YOU 2325 01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:45,822 KNOW, EVERYBODY'S MOTHER DIES. 2326 01:18:45,822 --> 01:18:48,257 WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL HERE? 2327 01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:48,992 >> LYDIA! 2328 01:18:48,992 --> 01:18:50,526 SHOW SOME RESPECT, FOR CHRIST'S 2329 01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:51,127 SAKE. 2330 01:18:51,127 --> 01:18:52,762 THE OLD LADY'S LYING DEAD IN 2331 01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:58,434 THAT BOX OVER THERE. 2332 01:18:58,434 --> 01:19:00,269 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 2333 01:19:00,269 --> 01:19:02,839 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 2334 01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:05,441 >> AS IT WAS IN THE BEGINNING, 2335 01:19:05,441 --> 01:19:08,377 IS NOW, AND EVER SHALL BE, WORLD 2336 01:19:08,377 --> 01:19:09,412 WITHOUT END. 2337 01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:11,214 NOW, I'M SURE MARGARET'S 2338 01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:13,216 DAUGHTER WOULD LIKE TO SHARE 2339 01:19:13,216 --> 01:19:15,218 SOME MEMORIES OF HER BELOVED 2340 01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:17,386 MOTHER. 2341 01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:18,487 MADELYN? 2342 01:19:18,487 --> 01:19:21,257 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY A FEW 2343 01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:27,463 WORDS? 2344 01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:30,166 >> OH. UH... 2345 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:31,868 I GUESS. I... 2346 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:40,109 I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING 2347 01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:42,045 PREPARED. 2348 01:19:42,045 --> 01:19:43,446 I KEEP EXPECTING HER TO WALK 2349 01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:49,018 THROUGH THE DOOR AND SAY, "HI." 2350 01:19:49,018 --> 01:19:53,056 >> OH. 2351 01:19:53,056 --> 01:19:54,023 HI. 2352 01:19:54,023 --> 01:19:59,395 >> HI. 2353 01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:01,597 UM, WHAT -- WHAT CAN I SAY? 2354 01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:04,901 SHE'S IN A BETTER PLACE. 2355 01:20:04,901 --> 01:20:08,504 HER TIME HAS COME. 2356 01:20:08,504 --> 01:20:15,478 SHE LIVED A GOOD LIFE. 2357 01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:19,482 "HOWL...HOWL... 2358 01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:23,419 [ Voice breaking ] HOWL... 2359 01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:27,023 OH, YE ARE MEN OF STONES. 2360 01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:31,527 HAD I YOUR EYES AND TONGUES, I'D 2361 01:20:31,527 --> 01:20:35,899 USE THEM TO CRACK... 2362 01:20:35,899 --> 01:20:38,167 HEAVEN'S VAULTS. 2363 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:41,537 SHE'S GONE FOREVER. 2364 01:20:41,537 --> 01:20:43,606 I KNOW WHEN ONE IS DEAD AND WHEN 2365 01:20:43,606 --> 01:20:47,610 ONE LIVES. 2366 01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:50,246 SHE'S DEAD... 2367 01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:52,548 AS EARTH." 2368 01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:57,020 >> KEITH ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE 2369 01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:58,521 VERY GOOD AT YOUR JOB, BUT I 2370 01:20:58,521 --> 01:21:00,256 DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SUCH A 2371 01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:04,360 TALKER. 2372 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,162 >> EXCUSE ME. 2373 01:21:06,162 --> 01:21:07,330 >> I AM SO SORRY. 2374 01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,297 HOW ARE YOU? 2375 01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:09,298 ARE YOU OKAY? 2376 01:21:09,298 --> 01:21:11,134 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 2377 01:21:11,134 --> 01:21:11,667 >> Yes. 2378 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,136 Do you have the time to go 2379 01:21:13,136 --> 01:21:14,137 someplace with me? 2380 01:21:14,137 --> 01:21:14,603 >> Yeah. 2381 01:21:14,603 --> 01:21:15,238 >> Okay. 2382 01:21:15,238 --> 01:21:16,372 >> Want to duck in the coatroom 2383 01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:17,206 and have a quick go? 2384 01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:18,474 >> [ LAUGHS ] Shh. 2385 01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:20,676 >> Death, be not proud. 2386 01:21:20,676 --> 01:21:22,111 >> No. I have another idea. 2387 01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:23,980 You better come over. 2388 01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:26,615 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] 2389 01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:27,516 >> HELLO. 2390 01:21:27,516 --> 01:21:29,919 >> I'M JUST GONNA POP OUT AND, 2391 01:21:29,919 --> 01:21:34,690 UH, GET SOME ICE CREAM WITH... 2392 01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:36,192 I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME. 2393 01:21:36,192 --> 01:21:37,293 >> DEREK. 2394 01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:37,693 >> DEREK. 2395 01:21:37,693 --> 01:21:39,128 >> DEREK. 2396 01:21:39,128 --> 01:21:40,396 >> UH, DEREK, THIS IS MY 2397 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:43,432 HUSBAND, PAUL. 2398 01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:45,668 >> HUSBAND. PAUL. 2399 01:21:45,668 --> 01:21:48,437 >> DEREK. 2400 01:21:48,437 --> 01:21:50,373 >> AND YOU'RE... 2401 01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:51,407 >> MADELYN. 2402 01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,176 >> MADELYN. 2403 01:21:53,176 --> 01:21:55,211 MADELYN. 2404 01:21:55,211 --> 01:21:56,379 >> I'M KEITH. 2405 01:21:56,379 --> 01:21:57,580 >> KEITH. 2406 01:21:57,580 --> 01:21:58,547 >> I'M LYDIA. 2407 01:21:58,547 --> 01:21:59,182 >> LYDIA. 2408 01:21:59,182 --> 01:22:00,516 I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER 2409 01:22:00,516 --> 01:22:01,384 ALL THESE. 2410 01:22:01,384 --> 01:22:03,219 [ CHUCKLES ] 2411 01:22:03,219 --> 01:22:05,088 NICE TO MEET YOU ALL. 2412 01:22:05,088 --> 01:22:06,922 >> HERE. SEE YOU LATER. 2413 01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:17,333 >> IS THAT THE UNDERTAKER? 2414 01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:19,368 >> I DON'T THINK SO. 2415 01:22:19,368 --> 01:22:22,671 >> MMM. 2416 01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:26,475 THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 2417 01:22:26,475 --> 01:22:28,311 GOOD ICE CREAM. 2418 01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:32,181 >> IT IS. IT IS. 2419 01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:33,582 OH, MY GOD. I GOT TO GO. 2420 01:22:33,582 --> 01:22:35,251 UM, I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR 2421 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:36,085 REHEARSAL. 2422 01:22:36,085 --> 01:22:37,120 I'M IN A PLAY. 2423 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,754 >> WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? 2424 01:22:38,754 --> 01:22:40,023 YOU'RE AN ACTRESS? 2425 01:22:40,023 --> 01:22:41,157 >> [ Laughing ] NO. 2426 01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:41,757 NO, NO, NO. 2427 01:22:41,757 --> 01:22:43,426 UM, I'M JUST -- THIS IS JUST 2428 01:22:43,426 --> 01:22:45,028 SOMETHING THAT MY HUSBAND'S 2429 01:22:45,028 --> 01:22:46,762 GIRLFRIEND WANTED ME TO DO. 2430 01:22:46,762 --> 01:22:48,164 >> YOUR HUSBAND'S GIRLFRIEND 2431 01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:48,998 WANTED YOU TO... 2432 01:22:48,998 --> 01:22:50,266 >> IT'S NOT AS BONKERS AS THAT 2433 01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:51,667 SOUNDS. 2434 01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:53,036 YES, IT IS. 2435 01:22:53,036 --> 01:22:55,004 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 2436 01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:56,005 >> WHAT'S THE PLAY? 2437 01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,074 >> UH, "KING LEAR." 2438 01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,475 I PLAY LEAR. 2439 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:00,776 I'VE -- I'VE GOT TO GO. 2440 01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:01,577 I'M SORRY. 2441 01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:02,411 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 2442 01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:03,479 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 2443 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:04,247 YOU CAN'T JUST... 2444 01:23:04,247 --> 01:23:05,314 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 2445 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:07,016 YOU CAN'T JUST WALK OFF LIKE 2446 01:23:07,016 --> 01:23:07,416 THAT. 2447 01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:10,119 YOU'RE STARRING IN "KING LEAR." 2448 01:23:10,119 --> 01:23:11,087 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ONE IN A 2449 01:23:11,087 --> 01:23:13,122 BILLION. 2450 01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:15,524 >> IF YOU ONLY KNEW. 2451 01:23:15,524 --> 01:23:17,460 >> LISTEN, IF YOU'RE FREE, 2452 01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:19,362 TOMORROW NIGHT'S MY DAD'S 2453 01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:20,196 FUNERAL. 2454 01:23:20,196 --> 01:23:22,198 IT SHOULD BE A ROCKIN' GOOD 2455 01:23:22,198 --> 01:23:22,665 TIME. 2456 01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,367 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 2457 01:23:24,367 --> 01:23:26,569 IT SHOULD BE. 2458 01:23:26,569 --> 01:23:28,804 WILL YOU -- WILL YOU JOIN ME? 2459 01:23:28,804 --> 01:23:31,207 >> I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN. 2460 01:23:31,207 --> 01:23:32,375 I JUST DON'T. 2461 01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:33,376 I'M SORRY. 2462 01:23:33,376 --> 01:23:34,477 >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 2463 01:23:34,477 --> 01:23:35,711 I'VE BEEN TURNED DOWN BY LESSER 2464 01:23:35,711 --> 01:23:36,345 WOMEN. 2465 01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:38,114 I KNOW WHAT I WANT IT TO SAY ON 2466 01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:40,383 MY GRAVE! 2467 01:23:40,383 --> 01:23:42,385 "HE SLEPT WITH KING LEAR." 2468 01:23:43,619 --> 01:23:45,754 >> "SO FAREWELL TO YOU BOTH." 2469 01:23:45,754 --> 01:23:47,523 >> "PRESCRIBE NOT US OUR 2470 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:48,824 DUTIES." 2471 01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:52,261 [ LAUGHS ] 2472 01:23:52,261 --> 01:23:55,331 >> "LET YOUR STUDY BE TO CONTENT 2473 01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:58,434 YOUR LORD WHO HATH RECEIVED YOU 2474 01:23:58,434 --> 01:23:59,635 AT FORTUNE'S ALMS. 2475 01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:00,536 YOU HAVE --" 2476 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,105 >> HI. 2477 01:24:02,105 --> 01:24:02,638 SORRY I'M LATE. 2478 01:24:02,638 --> 01:24:04,073 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. 2479 01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:06,075 I'M SICK OF PEOPLE WALTZING IN 2480 01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:08,144 HERE WHENEVER THEY FEEL LIKE IT. 2481 01:24:08,144 --> 01:24:09,078 YOU BETTER HAVE ONE HELL OF A 2482 01:24:09,078 --> 01:24:11,114 GOOD REASON FOR BEING LATE. 2483 01:24:11,114 --> 01:24:12,348 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 2484 01:24:12,348 --> 01:24:13,782 YOU'RE WEARING BLACK. 2485 01:24:13,782 --> 01:24:15,618 LET'S HOPE SOMEBODY DIED. 2486 01:24:15,618 --> 01:24:17,653 >> IT'S A TRAGEDY -- EVERYBODY 2487 01:24:17,653 --> 01:24:18,354 DIES. 2488 01:24:18,354 --> 01:24:20,389 >> THAT -- THAT'S WHY I PREFER 2489 01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:24,527 COMEDIES -- HAPPY ENDINGS. 2490 01:24:24,527 --> 01:24:26,429 KISSES. 2491 01:24:26,429 --> 01:24:29,832 [ HORN HONKING ] 2492 01:24:29,832 --> 01:24:31,667 >> WE'RE WAITING, LUCY. 2493 01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:43,212 >> "OH, NUNCLE, COURT HOLY WATER 2494 01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:45,714 INDOORS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN 2495 01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:52,321 THIS RAINWATER OUT OF DOORS. 2496 01:24:52,321 --> 01:24:55,424 GOOD NUNCLE, IN -- ASK THY 2497 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:58,294 DAUGHTERS' FORGIVENESS. 2498 01:24:58,294 --> 01:25:00,129 HERE'S A NIGHT PITIES NEITHER 2499 01:25:00,129 --> 01:25:05,868 WISE MEN NOR FOOL." 2500 01:25:05,868 --> 01:25:08,537 >> THAT'S... 2501 01:25:08,537 --> 01:25:10,506 THAT IS A REMARKABLE 2502 01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:12,708 IMPROVEMENT. 2503 01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,677 DAMN, I'M SUCH A GOOD DIRECTOR. 2504 01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:18,381 >> WE SHOULD CELEBRATE -- GO OUT 2505 01:25:18,381 --> 01:25:19,248 TO DINNER. 2506 01:25:19,248 --> 01:25:22,151 >> TODAY I RAN INTO THE STRANGER 2507 01:25:22,151 --> 01:25:23,919 THAT I HAD DRUNK SEX WITH. 2508 01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:24,787 >> OKAY. 2509 01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:25,921 MY JOB IS NOT YET DONE. 2510 01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,423 I OFFICIALLY FORBID YOU FROM 2511 01:25:27,423 --> 01:25:28,757 SEEING A GUY YOU HAD SEX WITH 2512 01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:30,159 WHEN YOU DIDN'T KNOW EACH 2513 01:25:30,159 --> 01:25:30,793 OTHER'S NAMES. 2514 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:32,828 ONE DAY IT'S THE HOTTEST SEX YOU 2515 01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:34,863 EVER HAD, AND THE NEXT DAY IT'S, 2516 01:25:34,863 --> 01:25:37,333 "YOU PLAY THE ACCORDION!" 2517 01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:39,268 REALLY, IT DOESN'T WORK. 2518 01:25:39,268 --> 01:25:40,903 >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 2519 01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:42,505 >> THAT'S WHAT YOU -- WE'RE 2520 01:25:42,505 --> 01:25:43,806 STARTING TO THINK ALIKE? 2521 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:44,840 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 2522 01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:45,741 LET ME TRY IT. 2523 01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:47,643 OKAY, SO WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I 2524 01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:49,312 TOLD YOU I REALLY FELT LIKE 2525 01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:50,946 CALLING PAUL AND ASKING HIM, 2526 01:25:50,946 --> 01:25:52,348 "HEY, HOW WAS YOUR 2527 01:25:52,348 --> 01:25:53,882 MOTHER-IN-LAW'S FUNERAL?" 2528 01:25:53,882 --> 01:25:54,817 YOU'D SAY -- 2529 01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:55,484 >> YES. 2530 01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:56,185 >> WHAT? 2531 01:25:56,185 --> 01:25:56,852 >> CALL HIM. 2532 01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,720 >> CALL HIM? 2533 01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:00,323 >> YES. CALL HIM. 2534 01:26:00,323 --> 01:26:02,358 FUNERALS -- THAT'S THE TIME WHEN 2535 01:26:02,358 --> 01:26:04,327 WE START THINKING ABOUT OUR OWN 2536 01:26:04,327 --> 01:26:07,463 LIVES, TIME SLIPPING AWAY -- "IF 2537 01:26:07,463 --> 01:26:09,965 ONLY, IF ONLY..." 2538 01:26:09,965 --> 01:26:11,867 WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO FINALLY 2539 01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:13,569 KNOW WHAT'S IN HIS HEART? 2540 01:26:13,569 --> 01:26:15,271 >> YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW. 2541 01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:16,972 TO ME, IT JUST SEEMS...A LITTLE 2542 01:26:16,972 --> 01:26:17,706 BIT RUDE. 2543 01:26:17,706 --> 01:26:19,475 WON'T THEY BE SHARING SNACKS AND 2544 01:26:19,475 --> 01:26:21,744 MEMORIES ABOUT THE DEAD LADY? 2545 01:26:21,744 --> 01:26:23,279 >> YOU'LL KNOW THE TRUTH. 2546 01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:24,780 DON'T YOU WANT TO FINALLY KNOW 2547 01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:25,781 THE TRUTH? 2548 01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:27,650 >> YEAH. 2549 01:26:27,650 --> 01:26:29,952 >> DO IT. 2550 01:26:29,952 --> 01:26:31,620 >> OKAY. 2551 01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:33,722 OKAY. 2552 01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:37,860 UM... 2553 01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:40,429 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 2554 01:26:43,566 --> 01:26:45,501 He's not picking up. 2555 01:26:45,501 --> 01:26:47,770 HI. 2556 01:26:47,770 --> 01:26:48,637 What do I say? 2557 01:26:48,637 --> 01:26:50,273 >> What do you want to say to 2558 01:26:50,273 --> 01:26:51,507 him? 2559 01:26:51,507 --> 01:26:53,342 >> YEAH. YEAH, I'M HERE. 2560 01:26:53,342 --> 01:26:53,909 SORRY. 2561 01:26:53,909 --> 01:26:55,911 UM, I'M JUST CALLING YOU... 2562 01:26:55,911 --> 01:26:58,013 I-I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I 2563 01:26:58,013 --> 01:26:59,848 LOVE YOU. 2564 01:27:07,256 --> 01:27:08,324 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 2565 01:27:08,324 --> 01:27:09,725 >> HE SAID, "JESUS CHRIST. 2566 01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:10,726 LEAVE ME ALONE. 2567 01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:17,833 I'M A MARRIED MAN." 2568 01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:19,302 [ Voice breaking ] HE LOVES HIS 2569 01:27:19,302 --> 01:27:22,305 WIFE. 2570 01:27:22,305 --> 01:27:23,472 >> ARE YOU GOING TO BE ALL 2571 01:27:23,472 --> 01:27:24,907 RIGHT? 2572 01:27:24,907 --> 01:27:25,941 >> I'LL BE OKAY. 2573 01:27:25,941 --> 01:27:27,410 ALL RIGHT! 2574 01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:29,545 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH 2575 01:27:29,545 --> 01:27:31,914 TOGETHER, I FORGOT HOW WE MET. 2576 01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:34,383 I'M NOT GONNA KILL MYSELF WHEN I 2577 01:27:34,383 --> 01:27:37,320 JUST LANDED A JUICY ROLE. 2578 01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:40,022 SHAKESPEARE. 2579 01:27:40,022 --> 01:27:41,424 AND I THINK I CAN DO A REALLY 2580 01:27:41,424 --> 01:27:44,059 GOOD JOB AT IT. 2581 01:27:44,059 --> 01:27:45,661 AND I'LL BECOME A STAR. 2582 01:27:45,661 --> 01:27:47,630 AND HE'LL SPEND THE REST OF HIS 2583 01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:53,068 LIFE MISSING ME. 2584 01:27:53,068 --> 01:27:56,038 I'm okay. 2585 01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:15,658 >> SO, WHO WAS THE MAN AT THE 2586 01:28:15,658 --> 01:28:17,426 FUNERAL, AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN 2587 01:28:17,426 --> 01:28:19,595 DOING WITH HIM FOR SIX HOURS? 2588 01:28:19,595 --> 01:28:20,463 >> THERE, THERE. 2589 01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:21,697 YOU'RE NOT QUITE YOURSELF, ARE 2590 01:28:21,697 --> 01:28:21,964 YOU? 2591 01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:23,065 >> THAT'S TRUE. 2592 01:28:23,065 --> 01:28:25,100 I DON'T KNOW THAT I OWE ANYBODY 2593 01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:27,002 AN EXPLANATION, BUT, FOR THE 2594 01:28:27,002 --> 01:28:29,705 RECORD, UH, THAT MAN'S DAD DIED 2595 01:28:29,705 --> 01:28:32,007 THE SAME NIGHT AS MY MOTHER, AND 2596 01:28:32,007 --> 01:28:35,578 WE GOT TO -- TO...TALKING. 2597 01:28:35,578 --> 01:28:37,346 AND TODAY I FELT LIKE HE WAS THE 2598 01:28:37,346 --> 01:28:38,847 ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD WHAT I 2599 01:28:38,847 --> 01:28:39,648 WAS FEELING. 2600 01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:41,083 >> OH, AND HOW LONG HAS THIS 2601 01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:41,984 BEEN GOING ON? 2602 01:28:41,984 --> 01:28:43,886 >> YES. YOU'VE BEEN A BUSY GIRL. 2603 01:28:43,886 --> 01:28:45,888 >> I SWEAR I MET HIM FOR THE 2604 01:28:45,888 --> 01:28:47,856 FIRST TIME THE NIGHT MY MOM 2605 01:28:47,856 --> 01:28:48,391 DIED. 2606 01:28:48,391 --> 01:28:49,758 >> I SAID THAT MADELYN WOULDN'T 2607 01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:51,093 HAVE SEX WITH A MAN WHOSE NAME 2608 01:28:51,093 --> 01:28:53,696 SHE DIDN'T KNOW. 2609 01:28:53,696 --> 01:28:55,030 SHE'S NO CHEAP SLUT, FOR 2610 01:28:55,030 --> 01:28:55,998 CHRIST'S SAKE. 2611 01:28:55,998 --> 01:28:56,932 >> WAIT, WAIT. 2612 01:28:56,932 --> 01:28:58,033 SO LYDIA WAS RIGHT. 2613 01:28:58,033 --> 01:28:59,602 HE'S NOT THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN 2614 01:28:59,602 --> 01:29:00,035 SLEEPING WITH? 2615 01:29:00,035 --> 01:29:01,036 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2616 01:29:01,036 --> 01:29:02,538 >> YOU BET I'M RIGHT. 2617 01:29:02,538 --> 01:29:04,039 >> WHY ARE THEY EVEN HERE? 2618 01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:06,542 >> Hard to get rid of. 2619 01:29:06,542 --> 01:29:08,411 >> YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE SO 2620 01:29:08,411 --> 01:29:10,145 SMART, BUT WE KNOW EVERYTHING. 2621 01:29:10,145 --> 01:29:11,747 >> OH, SURELY NOT. 2622 01:29:11,747 --> 01:29:13,416 >> YES. WE DO. 2623 01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,650 >> THE PHONE CALLS, THE LATE 2624 01:29:14,650 --> 01:29:15,851 NIGHTS -- THAT ALL STARTED 2625 01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:16,952 BEFORE YOUR MOTHER DIED. 2626 01:29:16,952 --> 01:29:18,487 >> WE SAID WE'D KEEP IT SECRET 2627 01:29:18,487 --> 01:29:19,822 TILL WE HAD PROOF, BUT I'VE HAD 2628 01:29:19,822 --> 01:29:20,556 ENOUGH. 2629 01:29:20,556 --> 01:29:22,391 WE KNOW YOU TWO ARE HAVING AN 2630 01:29:22,391 --> 01:29:22,925 AFFAIR! 2631 01:29:22,925 --> 01:29:25,060 >> NO, WE'RE NOT! 2632 01:29:25,060 --> 01:29:26,562 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WANTED AN 2633 01:29:26,562 --> 01:29:26,929 AFFAIR. 2634 01:29:26,929 --> 01:29:28,130 >> I... 2635 01:29:28,130 --> 01:29:29,832 >> YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME. 2636 01:29:29,832 --> 01:29:31,634 THOUGH I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP 2637 01:29:31,634 --> 01:29:31,967 TO. 2638 01:29:31,967 --> 01:29:32,768 >> OH, NO. 2639 01:29:32,768 --> 01:29:34,002 WAIT. LISTEN, PLEASE. 2640 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,804 CAN WE JUST NOT GET INTO ALL 2641 01:29:35,804 --> 01:29:36,405 THAT? 2642 01:29:36,405 --> 01:29:37,806 I BURIED MY MOTHER TODAY. 2643 01:29:37,806 --> 01:29:39,808 >> YELLOW ROSES! 2644 01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:42,044 ON OU CREDIT CARD. 2645 01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,412 >> YES, I SENT HER FLOWERS 2646 01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:45,013 BECAUSE HER MOTHER WAS DEAD -- 2647 01:29:45,013 --> 01:29:48,917 WELL, WAS DYING. 2648 01:29:48,917 --> 01:29:50,986 RIGHT? 2649 01:29:50,986 --> 01:29:52,020 >> YES. SURE. RIGHT. 2650 01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:53,622 I TOLD KEITH THAT MY MOTHER WAS 2651 01:29:53,622 --> 01:29:54,690 DYING. 2652 01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:56,459 >> YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT. 2653 01:29:56,459 --> 01:29:58,193 >> BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY BEING 2654 01:29:58,193 --> 01:30:01,630 AUDITED. 2655 01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:04,533 SO...THE MAN AT THE FUNERAL'S 2656 01:30:04,533 --> 01:30:06,201 DAD DIED, AND KEITH SENT ME 2657 01:30:06,201 --> 01:30:08,170 FLOWERS BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS 2658 01:30:08,170 --> 01:30:08,871 DYING. 2659 01:30:08,871 --> 01:30:10,506 QUESTIONS ALL ANSWERED? 2660 01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:11,206 HMM? 2661 01:30:11,206 --> 01:30:12,608 GREAT. 2662 01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:13,041 GOOD NIGHT. 2663 01:30:13,041 --> 01:30:13,709 >> WAIT. 2664 01:30:13,709 --> 01:30:14,943 WAIT. I HAVE A QUESTION. 2665 01:30:14,943 --> 01:30:16,545 >> I AM SO TIRED, PAUL. 2666 01:30:16,545 --> 01:30:18,146 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME 2667 01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:18,881 ALONE? 2668 01:30:18,881 --> 01:30:20,849 >> BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, AND I 2669 01:30:20,849 --> 01:30:23,018 WANT TO KNOW IF OUR MARRIAGE CAN 2670 01:30:23,018 --> 01:30:25,087 BE SAVED. 2671 01:30:39,201 --> 01:30:42,037 >> ASK YOUR QUESTION. 2672 01:30:42,037 --> 01:30:43,071 >> [ SIGHS ] 2673 01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:45,173 IF IT'S NOT KEITH AND IT'S NOT 2674 01:30:45,173 --> 01:30:47,476 THE MAN AT THE FUNERAL, WHO IS 2675 01:30:47,476 --> 01:30:48,544 IT THAT CALLS YOU IN THE MIDDLE 2676 01:30:48,544 --> 01:30:50,713 OF THE NIGHT? 2677 01:30:50,713 --> 01:30:51,780 >> DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SAVE 2678 01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:54,082 THIS MARRIAGE? 2679 01:30:54,082 --> 01:30:56,051 >> MORE THAN ANYTHING. 2680 01:30:56,051 --> 01:30:57,152 >> THEN LET'S TALK IN THE 2681 01:30:57,152 --> 01:30:59,588 MORNING. 2682 01:31:48,971 --> 01:31:50,305 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 2683 01:31:50,305 --> 01:31:52,107 >> LUCY! 2684 01:31:52,107 --> 01:31:53,776 [ KNOCKING CONTINUES ] 2685 01:31:53,776 --> 01:31:56,044 LUCY! 2686 01:31:56,044 --> 01:32:00,916 >> [ GRUNTS ] 2687 01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:02,117 OH, PAUL, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! 2688 01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:03,085 >> STOP IT. 2689 01:32:03,085 --> 01:32:04,152 GET OFF. 2690 01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:06,021 GET OFF. 2691 01:32:06,021 --> 01:32:07,756 HOW DID YOU GET HER NUMBER? HUH? 2692 01:32:07,756 --> 01:32:08,657 I WAS SO CAREFUL. 2693 01:32:08,657 --> 01:32:10,025 I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU HER NAME. 2694 01:32:10,025 --> 01:32:10,626 >> WHAT? 2695 01:32:10,626 --> 01:32:11,960 >> DID YOU LOOK AT MY PHONE WHEN 2696 01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:12,761 I WAS SLEEPING? 2697 01:32:12,761 --> 01:32:13,729 HOW DARE YOU DO THAT! 2698 01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:14,963 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2699 01:32:14,963 --> 01:32:16,064 >> I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN 2700 01:32:16,064 --> 01:32:17,232 DOING, LUCY. 2701 01:32:17,232 --> 01:32:18,601 >> YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PLAY? 2702 01:32:18,601 --> 01:32:19,768 >> OH, STOP PLAYING GAMES. 2703 01:32:19,768 --> 01:32:21,003 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN CALLING MY 2704 01:32:21,003 --> 01:32:21,804 WIFE. 2705 01:32:21,804 --> 01:32:23,071 >> YOUR WIFE? 2706 01:32:23,071 --> 01:32:24,640 >> OH, COME ON! 2707 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,141 YOU MIGHT BE AN IDIOT, BUT I'M 2708 01:32:26,141 --> 01:32:26,675 NOT. 2709 01:32:26,675 --> 01:32:28,210 I CHECKED HER CELL TO SEE WHO'S 2710 01:32:28,210 --> 01:32:29,678 BEEN CALLING HER. 2711 01:32:29,678 --> 01:32:31,179 WHAT DID I FIND, LUCY? 2712 01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:31,814 HUH? 2713 01:32:31,814 --> 01:32:34,082 YOUR NUMBER! 2714 01:32:34,082 --> 01:32:36,919 >> I'VE -- I'VE NEVER CALLED 2715 01:32:36,919 --> 01:32:38,721 YOUR WIFE. 2716 01:32:38,721 --> 01:32:41,023 >> AGAIN AND AGAIN. 2717 01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:42,290 WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, IN THE 2718 01:32:42,290 --> 01:32:43,626 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT... 2719 01:32:43,626 --> 01:32:46,895 >> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE... 2720 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,997 WHAT'S YOUR WIFE'S NAME? 2721 01:32:48,997 --> 01:32:50,232 >> YOU KNOW MY WIFE IS 2722 01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:51,133 MADELYN REED. 2723 01:32:51,133 --> 01:32:52,835 WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE CALLING 2724 01:32:52,835 --> 01:32:55,671 HER? 2725 01:32:55,671 --> 01:32:56,872 >> BUT YOUR LAST NAME IS 2726 01:32:56,872 --> 01:32:57,606 JEFFERSON. 2727 01:32:57,606 --> 01:32:58,874 >> SHE USES HER OWN NAME. 2728 01:32:58,874 --> 01:33:00,609 LOOK -- AND WILL YOU STOP TRYING 2729 01:33:00,609 --> 01:33:02,010 TO COME UP WITH SOME EXCUSE? 2730 01:33:02,010 --> 01:33:02,377 WHAT? 2731 01:33:02,377 --> 01:33:04,012 LIKE, OH, YOU'RE JUST RANDOMLY 2732 01:33:04,012 --> 01:33:05,681 CALLING SOME WOMAN WHO HAPPENS 2733 01:33:05,681 --> 01:33:06,381 TO BE MY WIFE. 2734 01:33:06,381 --> 01:33:06,982 JESUS! 2735 01:33:06,982 --> 01:33:08,651 WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE CALLING 2736 01:33:08,651 --> 01:33:10,085 HER COUNTLESS FUCKING TIMES? 2737 01:33:10,085 --> 01:33:11,720 >> WE'RE FRIENDS. 2738 01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,121 >> OH! [ LAUGHS ] 2739 01:33:13,121 --> 01:33:14,389 FRI-- COME ON! 2740 01:33:14,389 --> 01:33:15,824 REALLY. 2741 01:33:15,824 --> 01:33:17,159 >> BUT I'M TELLING YOU THE 2742 01:33:17,159 --> 01:33:17,760 TRUTH! 2743 01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:19,161 >> OH, SURE. ABSOLUTELY. 2744 01:33:19,161 --> 01:33:20,829 YOU JUST HAPPENED BY SHEER 2745 01:33:20,829 --> 01:33:22,631 CHANCE TO BECOME BEST BUDDIES 2746 01:33:22,631 --> 01:33:24,867 WITH MY WIFE. 2747 01:33:24,867 --> 01:33:27,269 >> SHE -- SHE MUST HAVE SEEN US 2748 01:33:27,269 --> 01:33:29,137 THE DAY WE HAD THE FIGHT. 2749 01:33:29,137 --> 01:33:31,206 SHE SAID SHE FOLLOWED ME HOME, 2750 01:33:31,206 --> 01:33:33,408 BUT SHE NEVER, NEVER TOLD ME SHE 2751 01:33:33,408 --> 01:33:35,077 WAS YOUR WIFE. 2752 01:33:35,077 --> 01:33:36,311 WE MADE A PACT. 2753 01:33:36,311 --> 01:33:38,714 SHE HAD TO DO WHATEVER I TOLD 2754 01:33:38,714 --> 01:33:45,654 HER, AND I'VE BEEN DOING... 2755 01:33:45,654 --> 01:33:46,188 >> JESUS. 2756 01:33:46,188 --> 01:33:47,890 OKAY, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND. 2757 01:33:47,890 --> 01:33:49,191 THIS IS LIKE SOME FUCKING 2758 01:33:49,191 --> 01:33:50,759 "FATAL ATTRACTION" HERE. 2759 01:33:50,759 --> 01:33:52,160 NEVER CALL MY WIFE AGAIN! 2760 01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:53,228 YOU UNDERSTAND? 2761 01:33:53,228 --> 01:33:55,263 AND NEVER CALL ME OR I'LL PHONE 2762 01:33:55,263 --> 01:33:56,164 THE POLICE. 2763 01:33:56,164 --> 01:33:58,901 I'M GONNA GO HOME AND JUST PRAY 2764 01:33:58,901 --> 01:34:01,236 TO GOD MY WIFE FORGIVES ME. 2765 01:34:01,236 --> 01:34:03,171 >> I'M SURE SHE WILL. 2766 01:34:03,171 --> 01:34:05,073 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, SHE CHEATED 2767 01:34:05,073 --> 01:34:07,409 ON YOU, TOO... 2768 01:34:07,409 --> 01:34:08,844 WITH THAT GUY SHE MET A COUPLE 2769 01:34:08,844 --> 01:34:10,779 OF NIGHTS AGO. 2770 01:34:10,779 --> 01:34:12,715 SHE SAW HIM AGAIN YESTERDAY. 2771 01:34:12,715 --> 01:34:16,118 UM...WHAT'S HIS NAME? 2772 01:34:16,118 --> 01:34:17,085 OH, RIGHT. 2773 01:34:17,085 --> 01:34:20,322 SHE DOESN'T KNOW HIS NAME. 2774 01:34:20,322 --> 01:34:21,990 >> YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM? 2775 01:34:21,990 --> 01:34:23,926 >> SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING. 2776 01:34:23,926 --> 01:34:25,160 >> SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE SEX 2777 01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,795 WITH HIM. 2778 01:34:26,795 --> 01:34:29,397 >> OH. 2779 01:34:29,397 --> 01:34:31,266 AND WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT 2780 01:34:31,266 --> 01:34:34,436 HER CO-WORKER KEITH? 2781 01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,070 >> KEITH? 2782 01:34:35,070 --> 01:34:36,238 SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE SEX 2783 01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:37,740 WITH HIM EITHER. 2784 01:34:37,740 --> 01:34:39,374 >> REALLY? 2785 01:34:49,417 --> 01:34:51,887 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 2786 01:34:51,887 --> 01:34:53,722 [ BIRD CAWING ] 2787 01:35:12,340 --> 01:35:15,878 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. 2788 01:35:15,878 --> 01:35:17,780 >> LOVELY HOME. 2789 01:35:17,780 --> 01:35:21,183 YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT. 2790 01:35:21,183 --> 01:35:22,417 >> YOU DO NOT PLAY ME LIKE A 2791 01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:22,951 GAME. 2792 01:35:22,951 --> 01:35:24,319 YEAH, I CHEATED ON YOU, MADELYN, 2793 01:35:24,319 --> 01:35:25,253 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 2794 01:35:25,253 --> 01:35:26,822 NOW I REALIZE WHY I TOOK UP WITH 2795 01:35:26,822 --> 01:35:28,056 LUCY -- BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I 2796 01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:29,424 SENSED YOU WERE ALREADY CHEATING 2797 01:35:29,424 --> 01:35:29,958 ON ME. 2798 01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:30,392 >> WHAT?! 2799 01:35:30,392 --> 01:35:31,860 >> DON'T GIVE ME ANY MORE OF 2800 01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:32,327 YOUR LIES! 2801 01:35:32,327 --> 01:35:33,428 LUCY TOLD ME EVERYTHING. 2802 01:35:33,428 --> 01:35:34,362 >> OH, EVERYTHING? 2803 01:35:34,362 --> 01:35:35,197 >> OH, YEAH. 2804 01:35:35,197 --> 01:35:36,865 AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT 2805 01:35:36,865 --> 01:35:38,333 THE STRANGER YOU HAD SEX WITH, 2806 01:35:38,333 --> 01:35:38,934 MADELYN. 2807 01:35:38,934 --> 01:35:40,235 MY GOD, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIS 2808 01:35:40,235 --> 01:35:41,904 NAME! 2809 01:35:41,904 --> 01:35:43,772 I KNOW ALL ABOUT KEITH, TOO. 2810 01:35:43,772 --> 01:35:44,372 >> KEITH? 2811 01:35:44,372 --> 01:35:45,407 >> I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING 2812 01:35:45,407 --> 01:35:46,942 WITH HIM FOR OVER A YEAR. 2813 01:35:46,942 --> 01:35:47,342 YEAH. 2814 01:35:47,342 --> 01:35:49,044 JUST HOPING I'D HAVE AN AFFAIR 2815 01:35:49,044 --> 01:35:50,512 SO THAT YOU CAN GET A BETTER 2816 01:35:50,512 --> 01:35:51,279 DIVORCE SETTLEMENT. 2817 01:35:51,279 --> 01:35:52,280 WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, 2818 01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:53,281 MADELYN! 2819 01:35:53,281 --> 01:35:54,082 OKAY? 2820 01:35:54,082 --> 01:35:56,284 I'M FIGHTING YOU FOR EVERYTHING! 2821 01:35:56,284 --> 01:35:59,354 >> OKAY. 2822 01:35:59,354 --> 01:36:00,989 ABSOLUTELY OUT OF YOUR MIND. 2823 01:36:00,989 --> 01:36:01,389 HERE. 2824 01:36:01,389 --> 01:36:02,257 THERE YOU GO. 2825 01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:03,225 I'LL PACK THAT. 2826 01:36:03,225 --> 01:36:04,226 TAKE THESE. 2827 01:36:04,226 --> 01:36:05,493 YOU CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP 2828 01:36:05,493 --> 01:36:06,795 AFTER YOURSELF, PACK YOUR 2829 01:36:06,795 --> 01:36:08,063 PILLOW, SO YOU CAN SNORE ALL YOU 2830 01:36:08,063 --> 01:36:12,167 WANT WITH LUCY! 2831 01:36:12,167 --> 01:36:14,469 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 2832 01:36:43,231 --> 01:36:44,232 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MADELYN'S 2833 01:36:44,232 --> 01:36:45,333 NOT COMING? 2834 01:36:45,333 --> 01:36:47,502 >> WELL, I'M NOT CERTAIN, BUT -- 2835 01:36:47,502 --> 01:36:49,604 BUT I'D BE VERY SURPRISED IF -- 2836 01:36:49,604 --> 01:36:50,973 IF SHE SHOWED UP. 2837 01:36:50,973 --> 01:36:51,940 >> IS SHE ILL? 2838 01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:52,340 >> NO. 2839 01:36:52,340 --> 01:36:53,608 >> COULD YOU CALL HER? 2840 01:36:53,608 --> 01:36:55,243 >> NO. I'M NOT CALLING HER. 2841 01:36:55,243 --> 01:36:56,578 >> BUT WE NEED OUR LEAR. 2842 01:36:56,578 --> 01:36:58,380 >> CAN'T YOU FIND SOMEONE ELSE? 2843 01:36:58,380 --> 01:37:00,015 >> NO, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE 2844 01:37:00,015 --> 01:37:01,116 ANYBODY PLAY LEAR. 2845 01:37:01,116 --> 01:37:01,850 >> [ SCOFFS ] 2846 01:37:01,850 --> 01:37:03,385 >> [ SCOFFS ] 2847 01:37:03,385 --> 01:37:05,553 >> WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL THE 2848 01:37:05,553 --> 01:37:06,321 PLAY. 2849 01:37:06,321 --> 01:37:07,622 SHE SEEMED SO RELIABLE! 2850 01:37:07,622 --> 01:37:08,556 WHAT HAPPENED? 2851 01:37:08,556 --> 01:37:10,192 >> WELL, SHE'S NOT EVEN AN 2852 01:37:10,192 --> 01:37:10,893 ACTRESS. 2853 01:37:10,893 --> 01:37:11,426 I'M THE ACTRESS. 2854 01:37:11,426 --> 01:37:12,527 I'M THE ONE THAT HAS THE RIGHT 2855 01:37:12,527 --> 01:37:14,062 TO BE HERE. 2856 01:37:14,062 --> 01:37:15,998 AND FRANKLY, SHE WAS HERE JUST 2857 01:37:15,998 --> 01:37:17,866 FOR ONE REASON -- SHE HAD THIS 2858 01:37:17,866 --> 01:37:19,467 SCHEME TO DISTRACT ME SO I'D 2859 01:37:19,467 --> 01:37:21,870 FORGET ABOUT THE MAN I LOVE. 2860 01:37:21,870 --> 01:37:24,406 >> WOULD THAT BE HER HUSBAND? 2861 01:37:24,406 --> 01:37:26,141 >> YEAH. 2862 01:37:26,141 --> 01:37:27,542 >> I THOUGHT SO. 2863 01:37:27,542 --> 01:37:29,177 PERHAPS WE COULD CALL HER 2864 01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:29,912 HUSBAND. 2865 01:37:29,912 --> 01:37:32,147 PRESUMABLY, YOU HAVE HIS NUMBER. 2866 01:37:32,147 --> 01:37:34,282 HE COULD TELL US WHERE SHE IS. 2867 01:37:34,282 --> 01:37:36,318 >> NO, HE COULD NOT. 2868 01:37:36,318 --> 01:37:39,454 HE'S LIVING WITH ME NOW. 2869 01:37:39,454 --> 01:37:41,023 >> AH. 2870 01:37:41,023 --> 01:37:43,959 NOW I UNDERSTAND. 2871 01:37:43,959 --> 01:37:45,093 ARE YOU SURE THAT MADELYN IS 2872 01:37:45,093 --> 01:37:46,228 ALL RIGHT? 2873 01:37:46,228 --> 01:37:49,064 IF HER HUSBAND LEFT HER TODAY, 2874 01:37:49,064 --> 01:37:52,935 FOR YOU, PRESUMABLY SHE'D BE 2875 01:37:52,935 --> 01:37:54,169 UPSET. 2876 01:37:54,169 --> 01:38:01,243 WE'VE ALL READ THE TRAGEDIES. 2877 01:38:01,243 --> 01:38:10,919 >> OH, NO! SHE WOULDN'T. 2878 01:38:10,919 --> 01:38:12,354 I DON'T THINK SO. 2879 01:38:12,354 --> 01:38:14,356 >> YOU DON'T THINK. 2880 01:38:19,962 --> 01:38:21,596 [ KNOCKING ] 2881 01:38:21,596 --> 01:38:22,597 >> KNOCK HARDER. 2882 01:38:22,597 --> 01:38:23,531 >> DO IT AGAIN. 2883 01:38:23,531 --> 01:38:24,499 >> IS SHE HURT? 2884 01:38:24,499 --> 01:38:26,368 [ POUNDING ] 2885 01:38:26,368 --> 01:38:27,435 >> I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE 2886 01:38:27,435 --> 01:38:28,403 POLICE. 2887 01:38:28,403 --> 01:38:29,471 >> SERIOUSLY? 2888 01:38:29,471 --> 01:38:30,505 >> OH! THANK GOD. 2889 01:38:30,505 --> 01:38:31,639 >> OH! 2890 01:38:31,639 --> 01:38:33,675 >> OH. 2891 01:38:33,675 --> 01:38:35,443 >> COME ON. 2892 01:38:35,443 --> 01:38:36,644 THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 2893 01:38:36,644 --> 01:38:37,179 >> HI. 2894 01:38:37,179 --> 01:38:38,380 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WOULD 2895 01:38:38,380 --> 01:38:39,581 HAVE DONE IF YOU HADN'T BEEN 2896 01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:41,083 HOME. 2897 01:38:41,083 --> 01:38:42,517 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 2898 01:38:42,517 --> 01:38:44,119 >> OF COURSE. I'M FINE. 2899 01:38:44,119 --> 01:38:45,420 >> WELL, WHEN WE HEARD WHAT 2900 01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:47,589 HAPPENED, WE... 2901 01:38:47,589 --> 01:38:51,293 >> OH. 2902 01:38:51,293 --> 01:38:53,295 IT'S JUST LIFE. 2903 01:38:53,295 --> 01:38:56,398 50% OF MARRIAGES END UP IN 2904 01:38:56,398 --> 01:38:57,699 DIVORCE. 2905 01:38:57,699 --> 01:39:01,703 AND EVERYBODY'S MOTHER DIES. 2906 01:39:01,703 --> 01:39:03,471 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'LL BE 2907 01:39:03,471 --> 01:39:05,273 GLAD TO GET RID OF THIS HOUSE. 2908 01:39:05,273 --> 01:39:07,042 I SWEAR I'VE SPENT THE LAST 10 2909 01:39:07,042 --> 01:39:10,078 YEARS DOING HOUSEWORK. 2910 01:39:10,078 --> 01:39:12,647 I JUST... 2911 01:39:12,647 --> 01:39:15,317 NEED A DAY TO DEAL WITH IT. 2912 01:39:15,317 --> 01:39:16,584 >> THEN -- THEN YOU'LL BE AT 2913 01:39:16,584 --> 01:39:18,020 REHEARSAL TOMORROW? 2914 01:39:18,020 --> 01:39:19,087 >> NO. 2915 01:39:19,087 --> 01:39:20,355 I'M NOT DOING THE PLAY. 2916 01:39:20,355 --> 01:39:21,423 >> [ GASPS ] 2917 01:39:21,423 --> 01:39:23,691 >> YOU CAN'T QUIT! 2918 01:39:23,691 --> 01:39:24,726 >> IF YOU QUIT, THEY HAVE TO 2919 01:39:24,726 --> 01:39:25,427 CANCEL. 2920 01:39:25,427 --> 01:39:27,229 >> I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH SHE'S 2921 01:39:27,229 --> 01:39:28,696 TOLD YOU. 2922 01:39:28,696 --> 01:39:30,999 >> EVERYTHING. 2923 01:39:30,999 --> 01:39:32,400 >> OH, WELL, THEN YOU KNOW WE 2924 01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:34,069 CAN'T BE ON THE STAGE TOGETHER. 2925 01:39:34,069 --> 01:39:35,403 >> I CAN IF SHE CAN. 2926 01:39:35,403 --> 01:39:36,738 I'LL GET SOME COFFEE. 2927 01:39:36,738 --> 01:39:38,473 YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING 2928 01:39:38,473 --> 01:39:40,708 ALCOHOL -- IT'S A DEPRESSANT. 2929 01:39:40,708 --> 01:39:42,144 >> WELL, AND IF WE HAVE TO 2930 01:39:42,144 --> 01:39:43,511 CHOOSE, WE'D RATHER GET RID OF 2931 01:39:43,511 --> 01:39:44,346 LUCY THAN YOU. 2932 01:39:44,346 --> 01:39:45,113 >> DEFINITELY. 2933 01:39:45,113 --> 01:39:46,414 >> LOOK, I KNOW -- I KNOW THIS 2934 01:39:46,414 --> 01:39:47,549 ISN'T THE BEST TIME, BUT I 2935 01:39:47,549 --> 01:39:49,084 WOULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THIS IF I 2936 01:39:49,084 --> 01:39:50,352 DIDN'T BELIEVE IT WAS THE BEST 2937 01:39:50,352 --> 01:39:53,121 THING FOR YOU AND ALSO... 2938 01:39:53,121 --> 01:39:56,058 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 2939 01:40:21,616 --> 01:40:22,817 >> I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT 2940 01:40:22,817 --> 01:40:26,154 EVERYBODY, BUT... 2941 01:40:26,154 --> 01:40:27,622 I'M EXHAUSTED. 2942 01:40:27,622 --> 01:40:29,124 I MEAN, MAYBE IF I WAS THEIR 2943 01:40:29,124 --> 01:40:29,791 AGE, YOU KNOW... 2944 01:40:29,791 --> 01:40:30,492 >> NO, NO. 2945 01:40:30,492 --> 01:40:31,726 IF YOU WERE THEIR AGE, YOU 2946 01:40:31,726 --> 01:40:33,195 WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE PART. 2947 01:40:33,195 --> 01:40:34,496 GIELGUD WAS A HORRIBLE LEAR AT 2948 01:40:34,496 --> 01:40:35,497 26. 2949 01:40:35,497 --> 01:40:37,099 THAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT 2950 01:40:37,099 --> 01:40:39,067 BEING OLD. 2951 01:40:39,067 --> 01:40:40,768 LOOK, YOU HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH 2952 01:40:40,768 --> 01:40:42,604 MORE ABOUT LIFE -- LOVE NEVER 2953 01:40:42,604 --> 01:40:45,240 WORKS OUT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO... 2954 01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:47,475 DIE. 2955 01:40:47,475 --> 01:40:49,111 SO YOU CAN FINALLY PLAY THE 2956 01:40:49,111 --> 01:40:51,513 JUICY ROLES. 2957 01:40:51,513 --> 01:40:53,581 WELL, MEN CAN. 2958 01:40:53,581 --> 01:40:55,117 >> PLEASE DON'T MAKE US CANCEL 2959 01:40:55,117 --> 01:40:55,383 IT. 2960 01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:56,618 >> I MEMORIZED ALL MY LINES! 2961 01:40:56,618 --> 01:40:58,086 >> MY GRANDMOTHER'S ALREADY PAID 2962 01:40:58,086 --> 01:40:59,121 FOR HER PLANE TICKET. 2963 01:40:59,121 --> 01:41:00,388 >> IT'S ONLY THREE WEEKS TILL 2964 01:41:00,388 --> 01:41:01,189 OPENING NIGHT. 2965 01:41:01,189 --> 01:41:02,357 >> YEAH, AND THE PLAY WILL 2966 01:41:02,357 --> 01:41:03,658 PROBABLY CLOSE AFTER THE FIRST 2967 01:41:03,658 --> 01:41:04,426 NIGHT. 2968 01:41:04,426 --> 01:41:05,227 >> YES. 2969 01:41:05,227 --> 01:41:08,430 WE'VE ONLY SOLD 17 TICKETS. 2970 01:41:08,430 --> 01:41:09,697 >> LOOK, I KNOW THIS MIGHT MEAN 2971 01:41:09,697 --> 01:41:11,099 NOTHING TO YOU, BUT IT'S THE 2972 01:41:11,099 --> 01:41:12,367 BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED 2973 01:41:12,367 --> 01:41:14,169 TO ME. 2974 01:41:19,474 --> 01:41:20,842 >> THREE WEEKS. 2975 01:41:20,842 --> 01:41:23,211 [ CHEERING ] 2976 01:41:23,211 --> 01:41:24,579 >> WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL, 2977 01:41:24,579 --> 01:41:25,413 WONDERFUL. 2978 01:41:25,413 --> 01:41:27,115 YOU -- YOU TAKE TODAY TO DO 2979 01:41:27,115 --> 01:41:28,116 WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU NEED TO 2980 01:41:28,116 --> 01:41:31,753 DO, AND WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 2981 01:41:31,753 --> 01:41:33,655 I PROMISE THIS IS JUST WHAT YOU 2982 01:41:33,655 --> 01:41:34,722 NEED. 2983 01:41:34,722 --> 01:41:37,259 OH, I'M SO HAPPY. 2984 01:41:37,259 --> 01:41:38,793 YOU GET SOME SLEEP. 2985 01:41:38,793 --> 01:41:40,328 ARE YOU EATING? 2986 01:41:40,328 --> 01:41:41,529 YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF 2987 01:41:41,529 --> 01:41:42,230 YOURSELF. 2988 01:41:42,230 --> 01:41:43,198 A-AND IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, 2989 01:41:43,198 --> 01:41:44,332 ANYTHING AT ALL, YOU JUST LET US 2990 01:41:44,332 --> 01:41:46,334 KNOW, ALL RIGHT? 2991 01:41:46,334 --> 01:41:47,602 >> WE DID IT! 2992 01:41:47,602 --> 01:41:49,837 [ LAUGHTER ] 2993 01:41:49,837 --> 01:41:50,872 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 2994 01:41:50,872 --> 01:41:51,906 >> IT'S SO WONDERFUL! 2995 01:41:51,906 --> 01:41:53,608 >> YOU REMEMBER THE DAY WE MET, 2996 01:41:53,608 --> 01:41:54,909 YOU TOLD ME, "IF YOU GIVE 2997 01:41:54,909 --> 01:41:56,444 YOURSELF A LITTLE TIME, AN 2998 01:41:56,444 --> 01:42:00,548 IMPULSE WILL GO AWAY"? 2999 01:42:00,548 --> 01:42:01,883 >> YES. 3000 01:42:01,883 --> 01:42:03,685 NOW GO AWAY. 3001 01:42:46,494 --> 01:42:51,199 [ DOOR OPENS ] 3002 01:42:51,199 --> 01:42:51,899 >> OH. 3003 01:42:51,899 --> 01:42:53,268 I'M SORRY. 3004 01:42:53,268 --> 01:42:57,839 I-I WAS...JUST, UH...WAITING FOR 3005 01:42:57,839 --> 01:43:00,942 SOMEONE I THOUGHT MIGHT...SHOW 3006 01:43:00,942 --> 01:43:05,680 UP. 3007 01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:07,282 >> TAXI DROPPED THIS OFF FOR 3008 01:43:07,282 --> 01:43:07,782 YOU, SIR. 3009 01:43:07,782 --> 01:43:09,384 >> OH. 3010 01:43:09,384 --> 01:43:11,619 THANK YOU. 3011 01:43:42,850 --> 01:43:46,821 [ MOANING ] 3012 01:43:46,821 --> 01:43:49,524 [ HUMMING ] 3013 01:43:49,524 --> 01:43:50,892 >> MM-HMM. 3014 01:43:50,892 --> 01:43:53,328 OTHER WAY. 3015 01:43:53,328 --> 01:43:54,429 UH-HUH. 3016 01:43:54,429 --> 01:43:57,832 UH-HUH. 3017 01:43:57,832 --> 01:43:59,467 LION FACE. 3018 01:43:59,467 --> 01:44:00,768 MOUSE FACE. 3019 01:44:00,768 --> 01:44:02,804 LION FACE. 3020 01:44:02,804 --> 01:44:04,472 RELEASE THE JAW. 3021 01:44:04,472 --> 01:44:08,543 [ MOANING ] 3022 01:44:08,543 --> 01:44:10,978 AND SHAKE IT OUT. SHAKE IT OUT. 3023 01:44:10,978 --> 01:44:11,879 NO, NO, NO. 3024 01:44:11,879 --> 01:44:13,915 SHE'S A C.E.O.'S DAUGHTER, NOT A 3025 01:44:13,915 --> 01:44:15,383 HOOKER. 3026 01:44:15,383 --> 01:44:16,718 ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 3027 01:44:16,718 --> 01:44:17,952 IT'S FIVE MINUTES TO PLACES. 3028 01:44:17,952 --> 01:44:19,321 LET'S GO OUT THERE AND MAKE 3029 01:44:19,321 --> 01:44:19,921 MAGIC TONIGHT. 3030 01:44:19,921 --> 01:44:20,555 [ CHEERING ] 3031 01:44:20,555 --> 01:44:23,491 MAGIC! 3032 01:44:23,491 --> 01:44:25,026 YES, JUST A LITTLE CLOSER. 3033 01:44:25,026 --> 01:44:26,694 NO, JUST A LITTLE CLOSER. 3034 01:44:26,694 --> 01:44:28,563 >> THAT'S MY MOTIVATION. 3035 01:44:28,563 --> 01:44:29,297 >> THEY LOOK GOOD. 3036 01:44:29,297 --> 01:44:30,031 >> YOU'RE MAKING ME REALLY 3037 01:44:30,031 --> 01:44:31,566 UNCOMFORTABLE. 3038 01:44:31,566 --> 01:44:34,569 [ LAUGHTER ] 3039 01:44:34,569 --> 01:44:37,339 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 3040 01:44:37,339 --> 01:44:38,773 >> All: [ Chanting ] LEAR, LEAR, 3041 01:44:38,773 --> 01:44:41,409 LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, 3042 01:44:41,409 --> 01:44:43,945 LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR! 3043 01:44:43,945 --> 01:44:45,980 LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR! 3044 01:44:45,980 --> 01:44:47,415 [ LAUGHTER ] 3045 01:44:47,415 --> 01:44:48,516 >> GO, SHAKESPEARE! 3046 01:44:48,516 --> 01:44:51,853 [ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ] 3047 01:44:51,853 --> 01:44:54,489 >> IT'S TIME. 3048 01:45:01,496 --> 01:45:03,565 ARE YOU STILL WORRIED ABOUT YOUR 3049 01:45:03,565 --> 01:45:05,967 ACTING ABILITIES? 3050 01:45:05,967 --> 01:45:07,802 I THINK YOU'VE PROVED THAT 3051 01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:09,371 THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD. 3052 01:45:09,371 --> 01:45:13,341 LET'S JUST GET ON WITH IT, OKAY? 3053 01:45:13,341 --> 01:45:14,509 >> DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM? 3054 01:45:14,509 --> 01:45:15,076 >> FUCK OFF. 3055 01:45:15,076 --> 01:45:16,043 >> DO YOU MISS HIM? 3056 01:45:16,043 --> 01:45:17,011 >> FUCK OFF! 3057 01:45:17,011 --> 01:45:19,080 WE WERE MARRIED FOR A LONG TIME, 3058 01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:19,847 LUCY. 3059 01:45:19,847 --> 01:45:22,350 WE SHARED EACH OTHER'S LIVES. 3060 01:45:22,350 --> 01:45:23,651 MY MOTHER'S GONE, I'M ABOUT TO 3061 01:45:23,651 --> 01:45:25,052 LOSE MY HOME, AND THE ONLY THING 3062 01:45:25,052 --> 01:45:26,554 THAT'S GOTTEN ME THROUGH THESE 3063 01:45:26,554 --> 01:45:27,955 LAST FEW WEEKS IS THIS PLAY, AND 3064 01:45:27,955 --> 01:45:29,457 WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO BE LAUGHED 3065 01:45:29,457 --> 01:45:30,558 OFF THE STAGE. 3066 01:45:30,558 --> 01:45:32,660 SO DON'T EXPECT ME TO MAKE YOU 3067 01:45:32,660 --> 01:45:34,095 FEEL BETTER, OKAY? 3068 01:45:34,095 --> 01:45:35,096 >> IT'S ALL "MADELYN THIS" AND 3069 01:45:35,096 --> 01:45:37,131 "MADELYN THAT." 3070 01:45:37,131 --> 01:45:38,600 >> WHAT? 3071 01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:39,901 >> I KNEW HE DIDN'T LOVE ME. 3072 01:45:39,901 --> 01:45:41,536 I JUST WANTED TO GET BACK AT YOU 3073 01:45:41,536 --> 01:45:43,004 FOR TRICKING ME. 3074 01:45:43,004 --> 01:45:44,939 SO LET'S HOPE YOU WERE RIGHT 3075 01:45:44,939 --> 01:45:46,774 WHEN YOU SAID I COULD DO BETTER. 3076 01:45:46,774 --> 01:45:48,643 TONIGHT I'LL TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 3077 01:45:48,643 --> 01:45:50,445 I'LL -- I'LL TELL HIM YOU NEVER 3078 01:45:50,445 --> 01:45:51,946 SLEPT WITH THAT GUY YOU WORK 3079 01:45:51,946 --> 01:45:53,581 WITH, AND I'LL TELL HIM YOU 3080 01:45:53,581 --> 01:45:54,949 DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THE OTHER ONE, 3081 01:45:54,949 --> 01:45:55,450 TOO. 3082 01:45:55,450 --> 01:45:56,684 I MEAN, ONLY MARRIED PEOPLE 3083 01:45:56,684 --> 01:45:57,985 THINK ONE FUCK MATTERS ANYWAY. 3084 01:45:57,985 --> 01:46:01,556 >> WE'RE STARTING! 3085 01:46:01,556 --> 01:46:04,792 >> I GET...WHY YOU WOULD HATE 3086 01:46:04,792 --> 01:46:06,794 THE WOMAN WHO'S TRYING TO STEAL 3087 01:46:06,794 --> 01:46:07,795 YOUR HUSBAND. 3088 01:46:07,795 --> 01:46:10,031 I GET IT. 3089 01:46:10,031 --> 01:46:13,000 BUT THEN WHY...WHY DID YOU HELP 3090 01:46:13,000 --> 01:46:15,970 ME? 3091 01:46:15,970 --> 01:46:17,138 >> BECAUSE I STARTED TO LIKE 3092 01:46:17,138 --> 01:46:19,707 YOU. 3093 01:46:21,976 --> 01:46:24,011 >> HE HATH BEEN OUT NINE YEARS 3094 01:46:24,011 --> 01:46:24,746 AND... 3095 01:46:24,746 --> 01:46:26,448 >> JUST REMEMBER -- THIS ENTIRE 3096 01:46:26,448 --> 01:46:27,682 PLAY IS RESTING ON YOUR 3097 01:46:27,682 --> 01:46:29,784 SHOULDERS. 3098 01:46:29,784 --> 01:46:30,885 NOW RELAX. 3099 01:46:30,885 --> 01:46:33,054 >> THE QUEEN IS COMING. 3100 01:46:42,129 --> 01:46:48,102 >> Go. 3101 01:46:48,102 --> 01:46:49,737 >> UH... 3102 01:46:49,737 --> 01:46:55,743 UH, ATTEND THE LORDS OF -- OF... 3103 01:46:55,743 --> 01:47:00,915 FRANCE, BURGUNDY, GLOUCESTER. 3104 01:47:00,915 --> 01:47:02,183 >> I SHALL, MY LIEGE. 3105 01:47:02,183 --> 01:47:05,887 >> UM, MEANTIME... 3106 01:47:15,463 --> 01:47:20,201 MEANTIME, WE SHALL EXPRESS OUR 3107 01:47:20,201 --> 01:47:21,736 DARKER PURPOSE. 3108 01:47:21,736 --> 01:47:27,108 GIVE ME THE MAP THERE. 3109 01:47:27,108 --> 01:47:32,880 KNOW THAT WE HAVE DIVIDED IN 3110 01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:36,751 THREE OUR KINGDOM, AND 'TIS OUR 3111 01:47:36,751 --> 01:47:40,254 FAST INTENT TO SHAKE ALL CARES 3112 01:47:40,254 --> 01:47:42,524 AND BUSINESS FROM OUR AGE, 3113 01:47:42,524 --> 01:47:44,592 CONFERRING THEM ON YOUNGER 3114 01:47:44,592 --> 01:47:48,062 STRENGTHS WHILE WE, UNBURDENED, 3115 01:47:48,062 --> 01:47:53,535 CRAWL TOWARD DEATH. 3116 01:47:53,535 --> 01:47:56,604 I DID HER WRONG. 3117 01:47:56,604 --> 01:47:57,739 >> CANST YOU TELL ME HOW AN 3118 01:47:57,739 --> 01:47:58,740 OYSTER MAKE HIS SHELL? 3119 01:47:58,740 --> 01:47:59,073 >> NO. 3120 01:47:59,073 --> 01:48:00,575 >> NOR I NEITHER, BUT I CAN TELL 3121 01:48:00,575 --> 01:48:01,743 YOU WHY A SNAIL HAS A HOUSE. 3122 01:48:01,743 --> 01:48:02,109 >> WHY? 3123 01:48:02,109 --> 01:48:03,511 >> WHY, TO PUT HER HEAD IN IT, 3124 01:48:03,511 --> 01:48:04,646 NOT TO GIVE IT AWAY TO HER 3125 01:48:04,646 --> 01:48:05,847 DAUGHTERS AND LEAVE HER HORNS 3126 01:48:05,847 --> 01:48:06,881 WITHOUT A CASE. 3127 01:48:06,881 --> 01:48:08,750 >> I SHALL FORGET MY NATURE -- 3128 01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:11,719 SO KIND A MOTHER. 3129 01:48:11,719 --> 01:48:12,820 BE MY CARS READY? 3130 01:48:12,820 --> 01:48:14,522 >> THY ASSES ARE GONE ABOUT 3131 01:48:14,522 --> 01:48:15,256 THEM. 3132 01:48:15,256 --> 01:48:18,626 >> TO TAKE IT AGAIN, PERFORCE! 3133 01:48:18,626 --> 01:48:22,096 MONSTER INGRATITUDE! 3134 01:48:22,096 --> 01:48:23,665 >> IF THOU WERE MY FOOL, I'D 3135 01:48:23,665 --> 01:48:24,699 HAVE THEE BEATEN... 3136 01:48:24,699 --> 01:48:26,200 FOR BEING OLD BEFORE THY TIME. 3137 01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:27,735 >> HOW IS THAT? 3138 01:48:27,735 --> 01:48:29,170 >> THOU SHOULDST NOT HAVE BEEN 3139 01:48:29,170 --> 01:48:33,908 OLD TILL THOU HADST BEEN WISE. 3140 01:48:33,908 --> 01:48:39,947 >> YOU SEE ME HERE, YOU GODS, 3141 01:48:39,947 --> 01:48:44,952 AN OLD WOMAN, FULL OF GRIEF AS 3142 01:48:44,952 --> 01:48:48,022 AGE -- WRETCHED IN BOTH. 3143 01:48:48,022 --> 01:48:50,592 IF IT BE YOU THAT STIR THESE 3144 01:48:50,592 --> 01:48:53,027 DAUGHTERS' HEARTS AGAINST THEIR 3145 01:48:53,027 --> 01:48:55,663 MOTHER, FOOL ME NOT TO BEAR IT 3146 01:48:55,663 --> 01:48:56,664 TAMELY. 3147 01:48:56,664 --> 01:48:59,701 TOUCH ME WITH NOBLE ANGER, AND 3148 01:48:59,701 --> 01:49:02,770 LET NOT WOMEN'S WEAPONS, WATER 3149 01:49:02,770 --> 01:49:06,841 DROPS, STAIN MY CHEEKS. 3150 01:49:06,841 --> 01:49:11,946 NO, YOU UNNATURAL HAGS, I WILL 3151 01:49:11,946 --> 01:49:14,816 HAVE SUCH REVENGES ON YOU BOTH 3152 01:49:14,816 --> 01:49:17,652 THAT ALL THE WORLD SHALL -- I 3153 01:49:17,652 --> 01:49:19,220 WILL DO SUCH THINGS -- YET I 3154 01:49:19,220 --> 01:49:21,022 KNOW NOT WHAT I WILL DO, BUT 3155 01:49:21,022 --> 01:49:23,925 THEY SHALL BE THE TERRORS OF THE 3156 01:49:23,925 --> 01:49:24,692 EARTH. 3157 01:49:24,692 --> 01:49:26,160 YOU THINK I'LL WEEP? 3158 01:49:26,160 --> 01:49:27,729 NO. I'LL NOT WEEP. 3159 01:49:27,729 --> 01:49:29,897 I HAVE FULL CAUSE OF WEEPING. 3160 01:49:29,897 --> 01:49:32,133 BUT THIS HEART SHALL BREAK INTO 3161 01:49:32,133 --> 01:49:34,368 A HUNDRED THOUSAND PIECES OR ERE 3162 01:49:34,368 --> 01:49:35,803 I'LL WEEP. 3163 01:49:35,803 --> 01:49:38,272 SINGE MY HEAD! 3164 01:49:38,272 --> 01:49:40,274 >> AUNTIE, COURT HOLY WATER 3165 01:49:40,274 --> 01:49:42,276 INDOORS IS MUCH BETTER THAN 3166 01:49:42,276 --> 01:49:47,281 THIS RAINWATER OUT OF DOORS. 3167 01:49:47,281 --> 01:49:51,285 >> AND THAT ALL-SHAKING THUNDER, 3168 01:49:51,285 --> 01:49:53,087 STRIKE. 3169 01:49:53,087 --> 01:49:55,256 >> HERE'S A NIGHT PITIES NEITHER 3170 01:49:55,256 --> 01:49:57,925 WISE MAN NOR FOOL. 3171 01:49:57,925 --> 01:50:01,295 WITH A HEIGH-HO, THE WIND AND 3172 01:50:01,295 --> 01:50:04,632 THE RAIN MUST MAKE CONTENT WITH 3173 01:50:04,632 --> 01:50:08,269 HIS FORTUNES FIT, FOR THE RAIN, 3174 01:50:08,269 --> 01:50:11,172 IT RAINETH EVERY DAY. 3175 01:50:11,172 --> 01:50:18,680 >> NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, 3176 01:50:18,680 --> 01:50:23,184 NEVER... 3177 01:50:23,184 --> 01:50:25,286 DO YOU SEE THIS? 3178 01:50:25,286 --> 01:50:26,854 LOOK UPON HER. 3179 01:50:26,854 --> 01:50:28,990 LOOK -- HER LIPS. 3180 01:50:28,990 --> 01:50:32,126 LOOK THERE. 3181 01:50:32,126 --> 01:50:34,228 LOOK THERE. 3182 01:50:34,228 --> 01:50:36,330 THERE. 3183 01:50:43,270 --> 01:50:45,940 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 3184 01:50:47,274 --> 01:50:49,811 [ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ] 3185 01:50:56,017 --> 01:50:59,286 >> * HERE I GO AGAIN 3186 01:50:59,286 --> 01:51:02,857 * MY HEART'S ON THE LINE 3187 01:51:02,857 --> 01:51:06,794 >> BRAVO! 3188 01:51:06,794 --> 01:51:08,796 BRAVO! 3189 01:51:08,796 --> 01:51:11,365 BRAVO! 3190 01:51:11,365 --> 01:51:14,101 BRAVO! 3191 01:51:14,101 --> 01:51:17,338 BRAVO! 3192 01:51:17,338 --> 01:51:19,707 >> * WHEN I REACH THE END, 3193 01:51:19,707 --> 01:51:20,374 WILL YOU * 3194 01:51:20,374 --> 01:51:21,275 >> * WILL YOU 3195 01:51:21,275 --> 01:51:24,178 >> * WILL YOU BE MINE? 3196 01:51:24,178 --> 01:51:26,748 * THIS TIME I KNOW YOU'RE NOT 3197 01:51:26,748 --> 01:51:31,018 THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS * 3198 01:51:31,018 --> 01:51:32,787 * AND I HAVE GROWN 3199 01:51:32,787 --> 01:51:34,922 WITH EACH DISAPPOINTMENT 3200 01:51:34,922 --> 01:51:35,990 THROUGH THE YEARS * 3201 01:51:35,990 --> 01:51:37,324 >> LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE. 3202 01:51:37,324 --> 01:51:40,094 >> * AND AS BAD AS I AM 3203 01:51:40,094 --> 01:51:43,430 * AND AS BAD AS I AM, 3204 01:51:43,430 --> 01:51:45,266 I'M STILL HERE * 3205 01:51:51,939 --> 01:51:55,176 ON THE ROAD AGAIN 3206 01:51:55,176 --> 01:51:58,913 I'VE PAID A FINE 3207 01:51:58,913 --> 01:52:01,182 * WHERE NOW IS THE FRIEND 3208 01:52:01,182 --> 01:52:02,183 I LEAVE * 3209 01:52:02,183 --> 01:52:03,017 >> * I LEAVE 3210 01:52:03,017 --> 01:52:05,452 >> * I LEAVE BEHIND? 3211 01:52:05,452 --> 01:52:09,190 * I'M GOING AROUND THE BEND 3212 01:52:09,190 --> 01:52:12,226 * ONE MORE CLIMB 3213 01:52:12,226 --> 01:52:14,962 * BUT WHEN I REACH THE END, 3214 01:52:14,962 --> 01:52:15,830 WILL YOU * 3215 01:52:15,830 --> 01:52:16,530 >> * WILL YOU 3216 01:52:16,530 --> 01:52:19,834 >> * WILL YOU BE MINE? * 3217 01:52:19,834 --> 01:52:25,106 >> * IT ALL WORKS OUT 3218 01:52:25,106 --> 01:52:27,842 * IN THE END 3219 01:52:27,842 --> 01:52:32,880 * AND IF I TRY 3220 01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:35,216 * WE'LL MAKE IT 3221 01:52:35,216 --> 01:52:40,988 * 'CAUSE MAYBE I'M A BITCH 3222 01:52:40,988 --> 01:52:43,557 * BUT I'M THE BEST 3223 01:52:43,557 --> 01:52:48,395 * SOMEHOW THIS ALL MAKES SENSE 3224 01:52:58,840 --> 01:53:00,875 * DON'T EXPLAIN 3225 01:53:00,875 --> 01:53:07,214 WHAT'S COMING NEXT * 3226 01:53:07,214 --> 01:53:09,050 * WE'VE FOUND 3227 01:53:09,050 --> 01:53:15,089 WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH * 3228 01:53:15,089 --> 01:53:23,030 * TOO LATE TO CHANGE THE FACTS 3229 01:53:23,030 --> 01:53:29,403 * OF STORIES WITH NO ENDING 3230 01:53:29,403 --> 01:53:31,305 AT ALL * 3231 01:53:46,988 --> 01:53:52,359 * IT ALL WORKS OUT 3232 01:53:52,359 --> 01:53:55,096 * IN THE END 3233 01:53:55,096 --> 01:54:00,134 * AND IF I TRY 3234 01:54:00,134 --> 01:54:02,469 * WE'LL MAKE IT 3235 01:54:02,469 --> 01:54:08,242 * 'CAUSE MAYBE I'M A BITCH 3236 01:54:08,242 --> 01:54:11,078 * BUT I'M THE BEST 3237 01:54:11,078 --> 01:54:16,117 * SOMEHOW THIS ALL MAKES SENSE 3238 01:54:16,117 --> 01:54:18,953 * AND YES 3239 01:54:18,953 --> 01:54:24,291 * IT ALL WORKS OUT 3240 01:54:24,291 --> 01:54:26,593 * IN THE END 3241 01:54:26,593 --> 01:54:31,632 * AND IF I TRY 3242 01:54:31,632 --> 01:54:34,168 * WE'LL MAKE IT 3243 01:54:34,168 --> 01:54:40,041 * 'CAUSE MAYBE I'M A BITCH 3244 01:54:40,041 --> 01:54:42,676 * BUT I'M THE BEST 3245 01:54:42,676 --> 01:54:47,048 * OUR STORY HAS NO END 185913