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Yeah. Everything. It's all good.
It's all good. Phyllis.
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Dancing babies.
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Dancing babies.
I love it. I love it.
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We are making a commercial
for Dunder Mifflin today,
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our first ad ever.
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Corporate purchased some
airtime in local markets
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to spread the word
about Dunder Mifflin Infinity,
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and they are even sending up
a professional ad company
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to help us make it later.
So it's not too shabby.
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Best ad ever?
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Give me a break,
give me a break
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Break me off
a piece of that
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I am totally blanking.
What is the thing?
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Nobody tell him.
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What?
No. Why?
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You got it.
You're so close.
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Break me off
a piece of that
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Applesauce
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"Break me off a piece of that
applesauce." I don't think so.
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A piece of that
Chrysler car
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Nope.
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Football cream
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Okay.
It's football cream.
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It's football cream. All
right, so, anybody else?
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I'm taking a computer animation
class, so I can try to do a logo.
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Look at that.
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Even the receptionist is getting in on
the creativity. Very good. Very good.
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Hello. Hello.
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Hey. How you doing?
Michael Scott.
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Hey, Michael.
Regional manager.
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Hi, Michael. Nice to meet you.
Excited to talk ideas.
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Us, too, man.
You know what,
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I want this to be cutting edge.
I want it to be fast.
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Quick cuts, you know?
Youthful, sort of a
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MTV-on-crack
kind of thing.
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That sounds great.
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All right. Good. Well, this
is what we have to work with.
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I would like you to meet
Andrew Bernard, the Nard Dog.
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Who let
the Nard dog out?
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He gives the best back
rubs in the office.
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That's true, I give a mean back rub.
Also do good aromatherapy.
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You just got
Nard-dogged!
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Now, this gentleman right here
is the key to our urban vibe.
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Urban? I grew up
in a small town.
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What about me
seems urban to you?
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Stanley is hilarious.
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Phyllis is like
our Mrs. Butterworth.
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Kind of a less
urban Aunt Jemima.
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These are our accountants.
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And as you can see, they
are very different sizes.
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What you might
want to do is kind of
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a Papa Bear, Mama Bear,
Baby Bear thing.
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That might be
kind of fun.
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Mama Bear.
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Who else?
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I think it's great that the
company's making a commercial,
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because not very many
people have heard of us.
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I mean, when I tell people
that I work at Dunder Mifflin,
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they think that we sell mufflers
or muffins or mittens or...
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And frankly all of those sound better
than paper, so I let it slide.
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You playing
that game again?
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Second Life is not a game. It is a
multi-user virtual environment.
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It doesn't have
points or scores.
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It doesn't have
winners or losers.
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Oh, it has losers.
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I signed up for Second
Life about a year ago.
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Back then, my life was so great that
I literally wanted a second one.
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In my second life,
I was also a paper salesman
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and I was also
named Dwight.
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Absolutely everything
was the same.
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Except I could fly.
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Little girl in a field
holding a flower.
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We zoom back to find
that she's in the desert
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and the field
is an oasis.
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We zoom
back further,
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the desert is a sandbox in the
world's largest resort hotel.
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Zoom back further, the hotel
is actually the playground
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of the world's
largest prison.
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But we zoom back further...
Okay,
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I can tell that your
time is valuable...
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Actually,
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I don't get paid by the hour
anymore, but thank you.
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I get paid
by the year.
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So... That all sounds
really, really ambitious.
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Yeah. I know.
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Why don't we show you what we
did with the Nashua branch?
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Mmm...
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Okay.
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That's what Nashua
came up with?
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That sucks. Wow.
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That's what we
came up with.
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Well, we can do
better than that.
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Well, the main part of the ad
has to stay the same, actually.
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Yeah, it's the last five seconds
where we have some leeway.
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The waving?
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Well, no, no. You don't have to be waving.
That was just what they did.
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You guys can
be clapping
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or sitting, standing
outside, inside, whatever.
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And this is where you
really get to be creative.
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I need some advice. I've been spending a
lot of time making out with Angela lately.
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We've been necking.
But only necking. Right?
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Not actually
kissing our mouths.
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Just neck on neck.
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It's just like rubbinglnuzzling
our necks together.
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It's hot. I'm not gonna lie to
you, but it's a little weird.
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But you seem like
a guy with answers.
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So how do I fast track
this, get to first base?
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We cannot
talk about this,
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because someone
might hear us.
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We'll use code names.
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Angela can stay the same, but
we'll change Andy to Dwight.
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That's not
different enough.
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Dwike?
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You have a call
from Eddie Murphy.
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Hello.
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MICHAEL IMITATING EDDIE MURPHY Shrek.
Shrek. I'm a donkey.
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I'm a donkey, Shrek.
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I'm just kidding.
It's me. Hello, Ry.
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What?
Okay, calm down.
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I just have
a small problem.
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I told you not to call
about small problems.
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Yeah. Well, when I call
about big problems,
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you don't like that either,
so make up your mind, kiddo.
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Here is the deal, the ad guys that you
sent are locking me in a creative box
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and sort of
ignoring my ideas.
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That's good. They're creative.
You're not.
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I'm creative, Ryan.
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It's not part
of your job.
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It's, like,
maybe you can cook,
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but that doesn't mean you
should start a restaurant.
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Well, actually I can't cook and
I am starting a restaurant,
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Mike's Cereal Shack.
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I'm thinking we'll have as many
varieties as you can buy in the store.
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Okay. I'm not really
interested in that right now.
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I'm delegating creativity
to creative professionals.
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It's a different
skill set.
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Look, I wasn't good at sales, right?
Yeah!
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But I'm good at managing
people who do sales.
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Are you? I don't think you're
doing such a great job here,
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suppressing ideas
and creativity.
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All right, let me ask you this. Tell
me if you think this is creative.
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When I was five,
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I imagined that there was
such a thing as a unicorn.
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And this was before I had even
heard of one or seen one.
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I just drew
a picture of a horse
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that could fly over rainbows and
had a huge spike in its head.
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I was five,
five years old.
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Couldn't even talk yet.
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Hey, guys. You know what? We
cannot shoot this ad today.
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Okay, when should we come back?
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How about
never-hundred hours, sir?
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Wait, we were
sent here to help...
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I'm not gonna
argue with this guy.
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Let's go.
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Good luck, dude.
Hey, thanks.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Michael,
David Wallace.
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What is this about
dismissing the ad people?
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Yeah. I'm glad you called. Ryan
is being a little bitch again.
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I'm on, Michael.
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What's up,
my brother?
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Listen, David, I would like
to do this ad in-house.
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I want to use only the creativity that
we have right here in the office,
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and I will send it to
you tomorrow morning.
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Take a look at it. If you do not
think that it's ready to air,
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send the ad agency
back down here
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and we'll do it
on my dime.
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This is weird.
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I'm willing to stake
my entire reputation on it.
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Okay. I'll see
you tomorrow.
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Okay.
Okay.
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And thus Michael Scott
sealed his own destiny.
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In a good way.
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Has anyone ever come up to you
and said, "You're not creative"?
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Yes.
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Well, they're wrong.
You are creative.
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You are damn creative,
each and every one of you.
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You are so much
more creative
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than all of the other dry, boring
morons that you work with.
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Who are you talking to,
specifically?
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I kind of know what it's
like to be in commercials.
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My nickname in high school
used to be Kool-Aid Man.
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When I was younger I always wanted
to be an actor in commercials,
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then I realized
I had a brain.
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I'm excited about doing the ad, but
I'm not really used to doing videos
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with so many
people around.
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We have three scenes
to film, big scenes.
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We have a song to write,
so let's get cracking.
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Kelly, I want you
to do makeup.
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Oscar, I would like you to do
costume design, obviously.
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Phyllis, I'd like you
to look around town
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and see if we have any
celebrities in our local area.
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Sue Grafton is at
the Steamtown Mall.
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She's doing a book
signing right now.
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Okay, okay. Phyllis, this
is what I want you to do.
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I want you to go down to the mall.
I want you to get in line.
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I want you to get her
to be in this commercial.
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This would be a huge coup, people.
All right?
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Do not take no for an answer.
Okay.
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Does anyone actually know
what Sue Grafton looks like?
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I mean is she hot, or...
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She's crazy hot.
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Well, then maybe we should just use
Angela and say she's Sue Grafton.
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Would anyone notice?
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That's not happening.
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I find the mystery
genre disgusting.
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I hate being titillated.
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Bye, everyone.
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Light it up, Phyllis.
Get her, Phyl.
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Out of paper, out of stock
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Those friendly faces
around the block
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Break loose
from the chains
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That are causing
you pain
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Call Michael and Stanley,
Jim, Dwight, Creed
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Call Andy and Kelly
For your business paper needs
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Dunder Mifflin
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The people person's
paper people
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Dunder Mifflin
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The people person's
paper people
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Time out. Time out.
Time out. I thought...
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I was under the impression that
this was going to be a rap.
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What's rap?
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Okay, Darryl, wow.
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You need to learn a lot
about your own culture.
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I'll make you a mix.
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Great.
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News flash. I got some juicy updates
on Operation F'allen Angel.
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Remind me to
tell you later.
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Hey.
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No talk.
I'm animating.
231
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Why don't we take a quick
10-second break from that
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so I can show you
what's going on here.
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Okay, this is Dwight's Second Life.
He's on it all the time.
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00:12:04,405 --> 00:12:07,966
So much so that his little guy
here has created his own world.
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It's called
Second Second Life
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for those people who want to be
removed even further from reality.
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Are you serious?
Yeah.
238
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Oh, my God.
He's really in pain.
239
00:12:17,384 --> 00:12:18,578
Who's that?
240
00:12:18,652 --> 00:12:21,177
Oh, it's just my avatar guy.
Whatever.
241
00:12:21,255 --> 00:12:23,223
He looks
a lot like you.
242
00:12:23,657 --> 00:12:25,591
Yeah. How much time did
you spend on that?
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00:12:25,659 --> 00:12:28,958
Not much. It's just for
tracking Dwight, so...
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00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:32,089
Right. You're a sports
writer in Philadelphia?
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Nice build, too.
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Yep.
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You have a guitar
slung on your back.
248
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,198
I did not know
you played guitar.
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00:12:41,408 --> 00:12:42,500
I...
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00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:46,204
Why don't we go back to the animation?
No, no, no.
251
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I want to see more of Philly Jim.
No, show me how this...
252
00:12:48,082 --> 00:12:49,208
I want Philly Jim.
253
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Show me
how this works.
254
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Oh, boy.
255
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Out of paper,
out of stock
256
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Those friendly faces
around the block
257
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Break loose from the chains
258
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That are causing you pain
259
00:13:10,371 --> 00:13:12,430
Call Michael, Stanley,
Jim, Dwight and Creed
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Call Andy and Kelly
for your business paper needs
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Call Dunder Mifflin
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People person's
paper people
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Dunder Mifflin
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It's the people
person's paper people
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Stop, stop, stop.
266
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:28,419
This is not me. This is not...
It's not my music.
267
00:13:28,489 --> 00:13:31,253
You're right. It's better than you.
It's us.
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Dunder Mifflin
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The people person's
paper people
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No, no, no. I hate it!
I hate it.
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I don't hate it. I just don't like
it at all, and it's terrible.
272
00:13:44,371 --> 00:13:45,633
You're on your own, Mike.
273
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Okay, you know what?
Hold on, hold on, Darryl.
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You just said you hated it. No.
275
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You said you hated it.
I said I hate the style.
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Break me off a piece
of that lumber tar
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Snickers bar
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Okay. Wow. Wow.
This looks terrible.
279
00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:02,479
Break me off a piece
of that Grey Poupon
280
00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:05,150
Andy. Andy. This is a
pivotal scene in the ad.
281
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And if we don't get this,
if we don't nail it,
282
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we're gonna lose the whole
triumph of the moment.
283
00:14:10,097 --> 00:14:14,966
The triumph of the will. Now, God, what?
What, Phyllis?
284
00:14:15,035 --> 00:14:18,368
Well, I got in line
to buy Sue Grafton's book
285
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and when it came
to my turn,
286
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,934
I asked her if she wanted to be in the
ad, and she said, "No, thank you."
287
00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:25,001
But I wasn't supposed to
take no for an answer...
288
00:14:25,079 --> 00:14:26,569
Attagirl.
...so I kept on asking,
289
00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:30,447
and they finally threw me out of the
store in front of all my friends.
290
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Okay.
291
00:14:33,754 --> 00:14:36,120
Did you or did you
not get Sue Grafton?
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No.
293
00:14:39,159 --> 00:14:41,491
Oh, you're...
294
00:14:41,562 --> 00:14:44,030
Can somebody give her a tissue?
Please?
295
00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:49,664
I hope you're not killing yourself on
this, because I'm sure it's good enough
296
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for Michael's ad that will
probably be seen by no one.
297
00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:56,037
Maybe. But it's not
good enough for me yet.
298
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Okay. Do you want me to stay?
299
00:14:58,112 --> 00:15:00,546
No, no, you can go home.
I'm good.
300
00:15:01,048 --> 00:15:04,677
Pam is staying late tonight
to achieve her dreams,
301
00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:06,844
so I'm pretty
proud of her.
302
00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:08,182
Unfortunately,
she was my ride home.
303
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,120
You coming?
304
00:15:11,391 --> 00:15:12,619
I...
305
00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,684
Piss or get
off the pot!
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00:15:21,802 --> 00:15:22,996
Dunder Mifflin.
This is Pam.
307
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,935
Good morning.
308
00:15:28,342 --> 00:15:30,071
Yeah, I'm sorry. I looked
away for a second,
309
00:15:30,144 --> 00:15:32,374
and Creed snatched
your hash browns.
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00:15:32,446 --> 00:15:33,936
Thank you.
You're welcome.
311
00:15:34,214 --> 00:15:36,682
I worked until
about 2:45 a.m.,
312
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:40,277
and then I had to decide if I wanted
to spend the night with Michael
313
00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:44,723
editing in his office and Dwight
watching Michael edit in his office,
314
00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:47,157
or drive home and probably
fall asleep at the wheel
315
00:15:47,227 --> 00:15:48,592
and die in
a fiery car wreck.
316
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:51,826
I passed out on my
keyboard trying to decide.
317
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:55,232
Let me pour
you some bubbly,
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00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:58,829
because somebody got to a
whole new level last night.
319
00:15:58,906 --> 00:16:00,396
Andy, I can't hear
this right now.
320
00:16:00,474 --> 00:16:02,271
No. No. No.
This is good.
321
00:16:02,342 --> 00:16:03,832
You know how we haven't
really gotten anywhere
322
00:16:03,911 --> 00:16:06,106
that I want to get
to physically yet?
323
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:09,411
Well, last night,
that changed.
324
00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:12,919
We're making out. I'm kissing
her neck and her cheek
325
00:16:12,986 --> 00:16:16,547
and her ear lobe, and she's
not really kissing me back,
326
00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:20,286
but she closes her
eyes and she's like,
327
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,420
"Oh, D. Oh, D."
328
00:16:25,999 --> 00:16:28,229
She called you D?
329
00:16:28,702 --> 00:16:31,330
Yeah.
D for Andy.
330
00:16:32,839 --> 00:16:34,534
Oh, D.
331
00:16:35,676 --> 00:16:36,836
Oh, D.
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00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,775
Oh, D.
333
00:16:38,845 --> 00:16:41,143
Oh, D.
334
00:16:41,215 --> 00:16:43,376
Oh, D!
Oh, D!
335
00:16:46,587 --> 00:16:49,055
Oh, D!
Oh, D!
336
00:16:51,525 --> 00:16:56,224
I'm about to send the ad to corporate.
And it is sent.
337
00:16:58,065 --> 00:17:01,057
They'll probably watch it right away.
I would.
338
00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:03,527
Okay.
339
00:17:07,975 --> 00:17:10,375
Yes? Pam, please clear
my phone lines.
340
00:17:10,444 --> 00:17:11,604
Certainly.
341
00:17:15,549 --> 00:17:16,948
Okay, clear.
342
00:17:18,285 --> 00:17:20,276
They could call
any second now.
343
00:17:23,957 --> 00:17:25,322
Oh, God.
344
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,490
I better call.
345
00:17:39,273 --> 00:17:41,366
Well, it's been tough.
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00:17:41,441 --> 00:17:44,638
The geniuses at corporate
rejected my commercial,
347
00:17:44,711 --> 00:17:47,145
and tonight they are airing
the brain-dead version.
348
00:17:47,214 --> 00:17:49,273
So welcome
one and all
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00:17:49,683 --> 00:17:52,550
to the world premiere
of corporate crap fest.
350
00:18:12,472 --> 00:18:13,598
Hey, seemed
like a big hit.
351
00:18:13,674 --> 00:18:15,107
No.
People are stupid.
352
00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:19,339
People like waving.
Waving sells, not art.
353
00:18:20,514 --> 00:18:23,813
The ad we made, our ad,
the real one,
354
00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:29,379
was full of humor and full of depth
and full of heart, and it was real.
355
00:18:30,857 --> 00:18:34,725
Hey, could you do me a favor? Could
you put that in the DVD player?
356
00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:36,695
Hey, everybody, I just
want to welcome you all
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00:18:36,763 --> 00:18:40,665
to the premiere of the real
Dunder Mifflin commercial.
358
00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:44,226
The Michael Scott director's cut.
Hope you like it.
359
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,233
It all starts
with an idea.
360
00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:53,703
But you can never tell
where an idea will end up.
361
00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:00,616
Because ideas spread.
362
00:19:01,021 --> 00:19:02,818
They change, grow.
363
00:19:04,524 --> 00:19:06,822
They connect us
with the world.
364
00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:15,530
And in a fast-moving world,
365
00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:18,469
where good news moves
at the speed of time,
366
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:28,038
and bad news isn't
always what it seems.
367
00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:42,327
Because when push
comes to shove,
368
00:19:48,568 --> 00:19:50,798
we all deserve
a second chance
369
00:19:55,409 --> 00:19:56,671
to score.
370
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:08,047
Dunder Mifflin. Limitless
paper in a paperless world.
371
00:20:19,866 --> 00:20:22,164
Animation, all her, by the way.
Really?
372
00:20:22,235 --> 00:20:24,100
Yeah, I just thought...
The animation was cool.
373
00:20:24,171 --> 00:20:25,229
Thanks.
374
00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:27,899
Hey, listen, you ever been
on a motorcycle because...
375
00:20:27,974 --> 00:20:29,839
Michael, that was fun.
376
00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:32,177
That was fun.
377
00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:35,006
Next round of drinks
is on me, people.
378
00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:41,248
Claude Van Damme
379
00:20:44,024 --> 00:20:45,491
Hair for men
380
00:20:45,859 --> 00:20:48,020
Poison gas, NutraSweet
381
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,656
It's got to rhyme
with "piece."
382
00:20:50,764 --> 00:20:52,061
F'ancy F'east.
383
00:20:52,132 --> 00:20:54,862
Break me off a piece
of that Fancy Feast
384
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,797
It's the cat food.
Nailed it.
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