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LAINEY: Back in the '90s,
there was nothing
Principal Glascott
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loved more
than the morning meeting.
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It's where he got to bring
everyone up to speed
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on what was happening
at his beloved William Penn.
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Okay, so, we need
three more chaperones
for the Spring dance.
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Uh, this weekend we'll be
cleaning out the kitchen,
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so any food
that you leave behind
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will become an app
for my book club.
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Not my celery sticks!
(LAUGHS)
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Also, tomorrow morning,
I will be going under
the knife and may die.
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Wait, what?
Oh, it's nothing
to worry about.
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It's just some very invasive,
life-threatening...procedure.
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Oh, my God,
why didn't you
tell us sooner?
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John, what's going on?
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You can tell us.
We can handle it.
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(SIGHS) I'm having
hallux valgus surgery.
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John, should we get
a prayer chain going?
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It sounds serious.
Calm down, people.
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The man has a bunion.
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Mee Maw Mellor had a bunion.
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It's, uh,
a little extra bone
on your big toe.
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Well, mine's actually
at the base of my baby toe,
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medically referred to
as a "bunionette."
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Anyways, I'll be out
for the next few days
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and will need someone
to fill in as acting principal
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while I'm gone
staring death in the face.
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Or just your gross toe.
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The person that I will be
passing the torch to is...
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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...CB.
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Really?
Really?
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Really?
Oh, my God!
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I-I don't even...
I don't even know
what to say.
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What an honor. Wow.
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I promise to represent
this school
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to the best of
my ability, John.
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Relax, Miss America.
It's a couple days.
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* One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here
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* Live your life
and finally be free
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* Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do
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* Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" *
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LAINEY: It was April 15th,
1990-something,
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and Coach Mellor
and Julie's relationship
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was chugging along
comfortably.
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Ah! There's the light of my
very healthy and active life.
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Are you ready for
Stouffer's French
Bread Pizza
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and Nash Bridges
tonight?
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Actually, I was thinking
that we could go see Rent
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at the Forrest Theater,
you know, have a night out?
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Great, but not on the night
of the season finale.
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We didn't watch 23 episodes
of Nash Bridges
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to miss the big finale.
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I'm sure they'll just solve
the 24th crime,
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but maybe we could go see
Rent tomorrow night.
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Tomorrow night is, uh,
tuna casserole and Boggle.
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The night after that?
Fajitas on the grill
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and washing
the mesh pinnies
from gym class.
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That's certainly
much better.
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That's my girl!
Back on track!
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(SMOOCHES AND CHUCKLES)
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Rick, I don't
mean to pry.
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Don't you, though?
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But that woman is clearly
looking to get out
and have a little fun,
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and all you want to do
is sit at home
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eating and sniffing
kids' gym clothes.
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Never at the same time.
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You two are clearly
in a rut.
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You're damn right
we are!
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Wait, do you think
that's a good thing?
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The rut is the dream!
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I mean, it just means
that the relationship
is smooth sailing,
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and there are
no kinks to iron out.
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Do you ever
do date nights?
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For us, every night
is a date night.
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You just heard
three of them.
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Did you hear
three date nights?
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At this point, I don't
know if I can identify
a date night.
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I mean, is that
when you go out
and listen to music
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that isn't about
what direction the wheels
on the bus go?
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I'm just trying
to help you.
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Julie wants
to shake things up.
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If you can't do that,
she may look for
someone who can.
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Julie shakes
things up plenty!
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In fact, lately, she's
been out studying
for her nursing exam
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with her gal pal,
Leslie!
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Hey, Rick.
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Leslie's here,
and I wanted
you guys to meet.
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Hi! You must be
Leslie's very ripped
and smoldering husband.
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I'm Rick Mellor.
Nice to meet you.
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(LAUGHING) No, Rick.
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This is Leslie.
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But you're a boy!
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No, he is all man.
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Yeah, people get it
confused all the time.
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Don't feel bad.
(CHUCKLES)
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Well, that sure
shook things up.
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LAINEY: As Mellor was
beginning to worry
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about Julie's new
study partner,
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CB was starting the day off
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with a fun spin
on the morning
announcements.
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Good morning, William Penn!
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I don't know if you've heard,
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but there's a new
sheriff in town.
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(COCONUT HALVES CLACKING)
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(IMITATES HORSE WHINNYING)
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It's me, Charlie Brown,
your temporary interim
principal!
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Please mosey on over
for some counseling,
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discipline,
or just a nice high-five.
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(WOOD CLACKS)
My door will always be open,
and if it's shut,
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just give me a nice,
little...
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(KNOCKS ON TABLE)
...or a "ding-dong"!
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To be clear, you're gonna
have to say "ding-dong"
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because we don't actually
have a doorbell.
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Now, giddy on up
to your classes, everybody!
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(COCONUT HALVES CLACKING)
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LAINEY: Yep, CB was feeling
great about his new gig.
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That is, until he ran
into "The Pinkies,"
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a trio of popular girls
who ruled the school.
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They sometimes wore pink,
but always did this.
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Hi!
Hi, Mr. Brown!
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I mean, Principal Brown.
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I heard Glascott's foot died
and you're in charge now.
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Not entirely accurate,
but sure!
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So, I'm having my birthday
bash this Saturday,
and I was wondering...
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Oh, I am incredibly
flattered,
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but it's also
my Nana's b-day,
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and we are touring
the Yankee Candle Factory,
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so... (CHUCKLES)
But I'll take a party bag.
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Yeah, no.
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Anyway,
my dad owns Kinko's,
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so I'm kind of known
for having these rad
party invitations...
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Full-color cardstock,
photo-gloss finish.
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None of that matte garbage.
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Yeah,
we hate that garbage.
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Such garbage.
Stop it!
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Anyway, this year
I want to go all-out
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and surprise my guests
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by putting their invitations
inside their lockers.
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Oh, wow!
That is delightful!
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You're such
a good friend.
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So, can you do me
a teeny, tiny favor
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and get me the combinations
to these 37 lockers?
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Opening other
students' lockers to put
party invites in?
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Sounds awesome!
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Happy to oblige!
You're the best.
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I'll send Marni later
to pick them up.
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Bye-e-e!
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Bye!
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Hey. Did I just hear you
agree to give Gina
37 locker combinations?
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Yeah,
for her birthday invites.
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She's trying to make
her guests feel special.
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It's the exact opposite.
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She is trying to make
a very clear point
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of how exclusive
her party is
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so everyone who doesn't
get invited feels like crap.
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Why would she do that?
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That's what she feeds off of.
She's a monster.
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Gina?
She's a classic mean girl.
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The Pinkies are at
the top of the William Penn
social pyramid.
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They decide who's cool
and who's not.
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And they manipulate
anyone in their sights
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and use them
however they see fit.
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So they're
like super villains?
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I'm just saying
you're principal right now,
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and this party can
make for a pretty
rough couple of days.
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Do you think that
I don't have
what it takes?
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I'm just saying
you could really use
my help on this one.
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I see
what's going on here.
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Looks like someone
is jealous that Glascott
didn't pick you.
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CB, this is not a power grab
for an unpaid temporary job.
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Look, I was
a teenage girl once,
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and I've had my fair share
of dust-ups
with their kind.
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I know how to tangle.
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Thank you,
but I am good,
all right?
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And as your supervisor,
may I just say
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to get your caboose
over to that
fifth period right now?
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Toot-toot!
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Without my train
sound-effect whistle,
it just doesn't pop.
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(LAUGHS)
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So, Julie tells me
you're a tremendous
athlete, Rick.
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I, uh, played a little
high-school basketball.
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Probably shirts and skins.
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I imagine you played
on the skins team.
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I'm imagining it
right now.
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I played
high-school basketball,
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but then I went on
to play college ball.
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You got me beat there.
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College ball
is a different beast.
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I mean, I had a couple
of scholarship offers,
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but then one morning
I just woke up
and I decided
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to grab a backpack
and travel the world,
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wherever the wind takes me.
And I'm speaking literally.
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I was on
a one-man sailboat.
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That's Leslie.
Mr. Spontaneity.
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Well,
this has been great!
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Uh, but, uh, Julie and I
have our regular
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weekly Taco Tuesday lunch,
so...
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Actually, Rick,
with the nursing test
coming up,
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I want to get in
as much studying
as I can.
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So Leslie and I are going
to have a "studying lunch"
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on myology at the cafe
down the street.
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Myology.
Nice meeting you, Rick.
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Nice to meet you,
man Leslie.
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And I'm sorry, but I think
I'm gonna have to skip
Nash Bridges tonight.
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Leslie's coming over
so we can study anatomy.
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Anatomy.
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(COFFEE MUG TAPS LIGHTLY)
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For the first time ever,
I envy Julie.
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Wilma, you're right!
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Julie and I
are in a rut!
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No! You're in the rut!
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Julie's climbed out
and is about to
free solo Mount Leslie!
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LAINEY: The writing was
on the wall for Mellor.
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As for Principal CB,
he was trying to get some
signatures for Glascott.
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Come on, man.
That's all of my food.
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Sorry, it's a "get well"
card for John.
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I'm trying to get
the whole faculty to sign it.
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I never know
what to write
in these things.
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There's
too much pressure.
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Okay. Mean girls.
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I don't know what
Lainey's talking about.
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Those three are thick
as thieves.
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No!
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Oh, Gina, Marni,
come on.
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Oh, that's not good.
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All right, time to be
Principal CB here
and get to work.
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Are you about to talk
to Gina and her crew?
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That is correct.
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No. They're in
my Spanish class.
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I call them
Las rosaditas del diablo.
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"The devil's pinkies"?
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Oh, my God, you, too?
Come on.
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CB!
I've got this!
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CB!
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Hi, Jessica.
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Everything okay?
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I just got this
from Gina's people.
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That'd be Marni.
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"You're not invited."
What?
240
00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,809
Right? I thought I was
a "Pinky for Life."
241
00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:56,910
That's our motto.
242
00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:57,978
Well,
did something happen?
243
00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,146
I don't know.
244
00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,781
Maybe I looked
at Todd weird.
245
00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,083
Maybe my sweater
was too much like hers.
246
00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,618
Maybe she's just jealous
because my hair
247
00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,719
looks better
in a French braid.
248
00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:08,956
Well, you know my motto...
"If you feel bad,
249
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,924
"tell the person
who made you feel bad
250
00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,026
"and find out why
they made you feel bad
251
00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,662
"so that you don't
feel bad."
252
00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,031
That's super clunky.
253
00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,567
I'll just
find other friends...
254
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,702
Or eat lunch alone
for the rest of my life.
255
00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,806
That is not
a pink devil girl.
256
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,340
That is just
someone in need.
257
00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,743
And lucky for her
she's got a principal
who won't give up.
258
00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,378
Not giving up
is a big mistake.
259
00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,213
(GROANS) You sound
just like Lainey.
260
00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,314
Why, is she right, too?
261
00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,016
I'm already
formulating a plan
262
00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,785
that's not only
gonna help Jessica,
263
00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,287
but it's gonna get
all three friends
back together.
264
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,955
Well, we're
gonna miss you
around here.
265
00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:42,990
Good luck!
266
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,395
LAINEY: CB was
determined to solve the drama
between The Pinkies,
267
00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,930
and I had thought up
a solution of my own.
268
00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,865
Hey. Coop came by and told me
what happened with Jessica
269
00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,134
getting de-invited
from Gina's party.
270
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,669
Yeah,
she's really upset.
271
00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,237
I know how I can help.
272
00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,972
I'll start a rumor there's
a Germantown party
273
00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,074
the night of Gina's party
that Jessica's going to,
274
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,309
which will make
everyone go,
275
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,611
"What's the big
Germantown party?"
276
00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:06,013
And Gina will be nervous
that kids are gonna
not go to her party.
277
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,081
So, to make sure the pretend
Germantown party
278
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,483
doesn't overwhelm her party,
she'll invite anyone,
279
00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,620
including
the dis-invited Jessica.
280
00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,854
Okay, you're acting
like a child,
281
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,388
whereas I'm the person
in charge.
282
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,725
So, while I appreciate your
input... Actually, not at all.
283
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:21,328
Who said that?
This stuff is clearly out
of your pay grade, okay?
284
00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,196
Hi, Mr. Brown.
You wanted to see me?
285
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,365
Jessica, yes, I did.
Please take a seat.
286
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,433
Am I in trouble?
287
00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,535
No, the opposite
of trouble.
Don't worry.
288
00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:31,504
What are they
doing here?
289
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,840
What's she doing here?
290
00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,107
Yeah, what's she
doing here?
291
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,709
What are all of them
doing here?
292
00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,111
Chill. CB the Principal
has got this.
293
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:41,414
I am about
to turn back time.
294
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,515
You're gonna
sing like Cher?
295
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:45,052
No, something better.
Please, take a seat.
296
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,621
A journey through
the long history
297
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,156
of your beautiful
friendship,
298
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,891
as told by
the William Penn yearbook.
299
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,292
Here we go.
300
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,027
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS)
301
00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,428
Oh, my God.
This isn't happening.
302
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,930
Aww, look at you guys.
303
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,032
Second grade.
Thick as thieves.
304
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,568
Speaking of thick,
you really did hold
on to that baby fat.
305
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,704
Yeah. I remember
you called me
"Miss Piggy."
306
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,605
Well, you do snort
when you laugh.
(CHUCKLES)
307
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,007
I don't think this is
making them any closer.
308
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,408
Let me start
my second-party rumor.
309
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,778
No! You are a teacher.
We do not start rumors,
okay?
310
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,313
I am principal,
authorized by John Glascott,
311
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,749
who may or may
not have survived
his bunion surgery.
312
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,651
So do not undermine me,
please.
313
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,319
And... First day
of high school!
314
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,321
Oh, my God, you never
gave me that shirt back!
315
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,455
I did you a favor.
316
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,257
As if you've
ever been able
to pull off olive.
317
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,425
Klepto!
Bitch!
318
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,094
Christmas pageant!
Abort!
319
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,796
They feel your desperation,
and it repulses them!
320
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,598
You know what?
You are both officially
off my party list!
321
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,666
(BOTH GASP)
322
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,068
But, "Pinkies for Life."
323
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,469
Why don't you
put that away?
324
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,638
CB's plan hadn't worked out
like he'd hoped.
325
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,108
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Meanwhile, Julie and Leslie
were hoping to have
326
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,143
a productive study session.
327
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,244
Hey-oh!
328
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,345
Rick, what are
you doing here?
329
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,748
Brought you some brain food
for your study sesh.
330
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,916
Unexpected.
331
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,751
Some might even say
spontaneous.
332
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:54,587
We've got, uh, manchego,
chorizo, pan y mantequilla.
333
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,989
That all sounds
delicious.
334
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,458
Well, I thought we'd get
a head start on the food
we'll be eating in...
335
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,693
(SPANISH ACCENT) Barcelona!
336
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,528
(GASPS)
Which is the first stop
on our spontaneous
337
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,996
trip around the world.
338
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,965
Oh, Barcelona
is beautiful.
339
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,335
If you go, you must
see the Basilica
de la Sagrada Familia.
340
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,237
Must we?
And do me a favor.
341
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,940
Go to the Cafe de l'Opera,
tell Roberto I sent you,
342
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:16,276
and ask him to make you his
special paella de Leslie.
343
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,112
Nah, we're not gonna
have any time for that.
Pack a bag, baby!
344
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,849
This is, uh, all very sudden
and... And exciting!
345
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,316
I know. I don't even
have a passport.
346
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,153
But I can't travel
or go anywhere
until after I take
347
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,388
my nurse practitioner
certification test.
348
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:32,359
All right, well,
we'll put a spontaneous pin
in our spontaneous trip!
349
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,728
Thank you.
And when you ace this test,
350
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,197
I am personally gonna
have a name plate made
that says
351
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,967
"School Nurse Practitioner
Julie."
352
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,035
We can even bring it
to Barcelona.
353
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,704
Rick, I'm taking this test
so I can get a job
back at the hospital
354
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,940
and continue to learn
and advance my career.
355
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:49,142
But your career
is at William Penn,
with me.
356
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,510
I like working
at the school,
357
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,112
but for me,
it was always temporary.
358
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,881
Julie's an exceptional nurse.
359
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,682
In fact, when she passes
her certification,
360
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,184
I'm gonna do my best
to get her a position
361
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,685
at Abington Memorial
with me.
362
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,587
With you?
Yes, that's where
Leslie works.
363
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,855
And he said he's gonna
put in a good word
364
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:02,990
with his
department head.
365
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,758
That's very helpful
of you, Leslie.
366
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,726
I appreciate you extending
the courtesy to my girlfriend.
367
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,830
(BREATHES SHARPLY)
Ah, you're truly
a good guy.
368
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,664
Leslie's truly an (BLEEP).
369
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,201
I'm gonna take him down
and show Julie
I'm the dominant male.
370
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,770
Seems like so far,
he's dominated you
everywhere.
371
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,706
Which is why the next battle
will be in my arena!
372
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,608
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS)
373
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,610
(MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS)
374
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,345
You're gonna play him
in badminton?
375
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,849
No, one-on-one basketball,
or as they say in Barcelona,
376
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,785
uno-a-uno
en baloncesto.
377
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,888
LAINEY: While Mellor
was getting pumped to go
head-to-head with Leslie,
378
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:38,225
CB was feeling deflated
due to some tough feedback
from his boss.
379
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,961
So, I heard all about
your Pinkies disaster.
380
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,263
John, I have got everything
under control, all right?
381
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,932
It's just
three upset friends.
382
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,733
Oh, this is way bigger
than upset friends.
383
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,235
The whole party is off.
384
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,104
I got Marni's mom up my ass
'cause she can't get a refund
385
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,206
for her daughter's
dumb sequin party dress.
386
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,376
Like somehow it's
my fault she lost the receipt
from Wet Seal.
387
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,511
I'm... I'm sorry.
GLASCOTT:
Oh, that's not all.
388
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,780
Gina's dad permanently
revoked our school's discount
389
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,816
on all banner printings
from Kinko's.
390
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,717
So I guess
the football players
will be taking the field
391
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,086
running through nothing!
392
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,187
It's hard to cheer
for that
393
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,555
'cause you can see them
the whole time.
394
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,358
And Jessica and Marni
both dropped out
of the school musical
395
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,960
and took
all the other girls
with them
396
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,062
to show solidarity
against Gina!
397
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,764
Now it's just Guys?
No Dolls?
398
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,766
Sorry to interrupt,
but I thought you should know
399
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,968
I was just able
to subdue
400
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,569
a colossal food fight
in the cafeteria.
401
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,906
What happened?
All I really know is what with
The Pinkies disbanding,
402
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,675
the students feel no need to
abide by the rules of society.
403
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,443
Don't worry.
I'll clean it up.
404
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,644
Just be careful out there!
405
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,813
Oh, my God,
it's even worse
than I thought!
406
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,248
I can fix this, all right?
407
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,918
We haven't even
tried puppets yet
with the girls.
408
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:41,288
And as you know,
that is the ultimate
conflict resolution tool.
409
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,790
You do not have the authority
to go into my puppet drawer!
410
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,992
(DRAWER SLAMS)
411
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,394
Oh, God, and to think
this could all
have been solved
412
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,429
with a rumor
about a competing party!
413
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,630
That is what
I've been saying!
414
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,099
You have?
415
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,867
I see.
416
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,502
Lainey Lewis,
you are now
417
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,504
the new Interim Principal
of William Penn.
418
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,172
Huh?
Well, well done.
419
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,941
Guess you've got everything
you ever wanted.
420
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,044
What?
Yeah, you've been gunning
for my job since Day One.
421
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,212
This is Day One.
422
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,881
You've angled
and you've played,
and you know what?
423
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,516
You are just like
those Pinkie girls.
424
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,251
You are
a Pinkie teacher.
425
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,619
So, bye-e.
426
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,821
LAINEY:
As CB was giving me
the cold shoulder,
427
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,724
Mellor was warming up for his
one-on-one game with Leslie.
428
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,327
All right, Rick.
It's game time.
429
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,828
Leslie hasn't arrived yet,
but when he does,
430
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,330
I am prepared to give him
431
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,165
the worst
basketball-related
beat-down
432
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,967
since the Jocks
defeated the Rocks
433
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,003
in MTV's
Rock Jock B-Ball Jam '93.
434
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,271
Why do you
even know that?
435
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,505
That event was
the perfect confluence
436
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,475
of my love for basketball
and my disdain for Urkel
437
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:39,446
and his abject refusal to
admit that he did "do that."
438
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,881
Hey, Rick.
Ready to hoop it up.
439
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:42,983
Where are the rest
of the guys?
440
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,351
The rest
of the eight guys flaked.
441
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,354
I don't know why I keep
inviting those eight guys.
They always flake.
442
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,022
They're the flakiest
eight guys I know.
443
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,723
Right, Wilma?
Don't involve me
in your weirdness.
444
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,025
Well, since it's just
you and I,
445
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,226
what do you say
we go one-on-one?
446
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,762
Uh, yeah, sure.
Just give me
a minute to stretch.
447
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,330
All right!
(CHUCKLES)
448
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,166
My plan is going off
like clockwork.
449
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,467
Julie will arrive
in the middle of the game
450
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,202
and see me
dominating Leslie,
451
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,537
and that image
will be seared
into her brain.
452
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,039
Leslie, a sniveling loser,
453
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,308
curled up
in the fetal position
on the gym floor
454
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,077
while I stand over him
455
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,645
like a mythical
basketball Minotaur,
456
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,347
half man, half bull!
457
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,083
All champion!
458
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,051
All right, I'm ready.
Ah, time to play.
459
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:22,389
Now, so we know
who's on whose team,
let's go shirts and skins.
460
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,690
Rick, you're shirts.
461
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,692
I guess that makes
you skins, Leslie.
462
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,060
Pop that top, big boy!
463
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,362
It's pretty clear
what the teams are, Wilma.
Let's do this!
464
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,430
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
465
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,733
**
466
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,777
LAINEY: Word spread
of Coach's heated
one-on-one game.
467
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,980
And soon enough, there was
a full house watching,
468
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,781
as Mellor dominated Leslie.
469
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,451
(CROWD CHEERING)
470
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,254
**
471
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,993
Time!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
472
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,129
Julie, what a nice surprise.
473
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,263
You asked me
to come here.
474
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,998
Are you playing
one-on-one
against Leslie?
475
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,967
Yeah, just for fun.
I mean, I'm the 15
and he's the 6,
476
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,636
so I'm winning
by a lot.
477
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,604
Why don't you sit down
and enjoy the game?
478
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,273
Sure.
Time back in!
479
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,576
Since I've been
running away
with this,
480
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,778
I'll go a little
easier on you,
starting about now.
481
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,814
(CROWD CHEERS)
482
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:25,018
STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Mellor!
483
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,153
(COUGHS)
484
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,420
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
485
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,022
Tom's choking!
486
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,423
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Come here.
Come on. Come on.
487
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,558
I gotcha. I gotcha.
488
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,727
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS)
489
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,263
Oh, my God, Leslie!
490
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,797
You saved his life!
491
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,466
STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Leslie!
492
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,633
No, no.
493
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,735
Let's not forget the score.
494
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,604
It's 18-6.
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
495
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,973
Did you see
what Leslie did?
Can you believe it?
496
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,575
Yeah,
he stole my thunder.
497
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,143
Tom Scott was choking.
498
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,112
Yeah, well,
he's partially
to blame, too.
499
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,181
Rick, are you jealous
of Leslie?
500
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,983
Of course I'm jealous.
He's got a paella named
after him, for God's sake!
501
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,153
I'm just
some boring routine guy
502
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,622
who makes you stay at home
and wash gym clothes.
503
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,058
You deserve that job
and to spend all your
time with him.
504
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,793
Rick.
Don't.
505
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,328
And it's true.
We are stuck in a rut.
506
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,996
Maybe going to work
with Leslie
507
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,231
is the best way
to get out of it.
508
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,335
(BALL BOUNCES)
509
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,806
LAINEY: After calling me out
as a mean girl,
510
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:23,376
CB was going
to get back at me by pulling
a mean girl move of his own.
511
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,878
Oh, I'm sorry.
This party is invite-only.
512
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,181
What party?
This is the teachers' lounge.
513
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,183
With balloons
and a cheese plate.
514
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,051
No.
Yeah, so clearly a party.
515
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,553
The cheese choice
is yellow or white.
516
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,722
With either Ritz crackers
or broken Ritz crackers.
517
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,224
And again,
if you don't have
a party invite,
518
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,425
you're gonna
have to skedaddle
519
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,093
'cause this is
an exclusive private event.
520
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,261
Okay, I see
what you're doing.
521
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,029
Gosh,
the tables have certainly
been turned on me.
522
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,798
Oh, my God!
523
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:50,036
A party for me
and my new perfectly
symmetrical feet?
524
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,239
Oh, uh...
So, Lainey,
how'd everything go?
525
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,174
Pretty good.
Pinkie problem solved.
526
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,709
CB reluctantly helped me
start a Germantown party rumor
527
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,278
that worked so well
528
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,847
there somehow actually is
a Germantown party now.
529
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,715
A bunch of kids over there
are disappointed
they're not invited,
530
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,050
but, hey, not our problem.
531
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,253
Not our problem at all.
(CHUCKLES)
532
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,887
So, I'm glad you two
got to work together.
533
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,422
Well, I guess
it was dumb
to think that
534
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,391
old photos of The Pinkies
would remind them
535
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,992
how much they care
about each other.
536
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:16,463
(LAUGHS) Yeah, Gina Rivera
has no feelings whatsoever.
537
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,065
But it doesn't matter
whose idea it was.
It got it done.
538
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,768
Well, it was Lainey,
so here's your
new heir apparent.
539
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,069
I have no interest
in this job.
540
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,404
But I did.
541
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,439
I always thought
I would follow in
your footsteps, John,
542
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,176
going from teacher
to counselor to principal.
543
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,043
You still can.
But I sucked at it.
544
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,312
So what if you have
to go to Lainey
545
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,846
to help you
with a student issue
546
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,483
or to Coop
to help you plan
this awesome party
547
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:40,953
or Johnny Atkins to get
the beanies and/or weenies
off the cafeteria wall?
548
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,455
For the record,
it was both.
549
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,857
Good leaders
don't do everything
themselves.
550
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,793
They get the best
out of everyone they lead.
551
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,060
It's true, CB.
552
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,630
And just so you know,
I was on your side
the whole time.
553
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,931
There's no one
that can inspire
554
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,099
this entire school
the way you do.
555
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,735
Thanks, guys.
556
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,104
Now let's get that
"welcome back" party
started!
557
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,639
Coop, what all
do you have planned?
558
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,074
Uh, we... Um, uh.
(CHUCKLING) Whoa...
559
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,576
(HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH'S
HOLD MY HAND PLAYS)
560
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,646
LAINEY: CB was taking
everything Glascott and I
said to heart.
561
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,048
* With a little love
and some tenderness *
562
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,783
LAINEY: Meanwhile,
Julie was hoping to have
563
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,619
a heart-to-heart of her own
with Mellor.
564
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,454
Are you rocky-roading
at 8:00 a.m.?
565
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,955
With rainbow sprinkles.
566
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,957
Not even the new
confetti colors
567
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,693
can brighten the darkness
I feel inside.
568
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,298
Look,
Leslie is just a friend.
569
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,834
That's all he's ever been.
And the job?
570
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,669
Even though I always planned
on leaving this school
571
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,238
for bigger
career opportunities,
572
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,839
I never planned
on leaving you.
573
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,708
With this new job,
you're gonna be leaving
at the crack of dawn,
574
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,545
you'll come home late,
exhausted.
575
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,947
I just feel like we're
not gonna have
as much time together.
576
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,716
But maybe there's a way
that we could add to the time
577
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,418
that we see each other
outside of school.
578
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,487
Like, on the weekends?
579
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,988
I was thinking
during the week,
580
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:53,125
if, uh, maybe
we moved in together?
581
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,694
Wow!
582
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:58,798
Not... Not immediately
or anything, but...
But someday.
583
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,801
Because no matter
how much life changes,
584
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,036
I always want you
there with me.
585
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,507
And I, too, also,
with change, want that.
586
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,542
For the changes... Wait.
587
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,611
I understand.
588
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,880
I love you.
Oh, I love you.
589
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,948
LAINEY:
Life can throw a lot
of changes our way.
590
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:19,151
(CLACKING)
And sometimes those changes
can make us feel insecure,
591
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,187
and we second-guess
ourselves.
592
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,523
That's why, as long as you
stay true to who you are,
593
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,825
those insecurities
will fade away.
594
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:29,061
And if you keep an open mind,
you'll find your friendships
595
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,763
will flourish
more than ever.
596
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,432
And who knows?
597
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,335
You might even discover
a new one in the process.
598
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,004
Or learn a lesson
and make an improvement
599
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,772
in one that you already have
600
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,008
and cherish
with all your heart.
601
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,876
**
602
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:49,749
Good morning,
William Penn!
603
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,051
(IMITATES ROOSTER CROWING)
604
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,053
I hope everyone
had a great weekend,
605
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,522
even though we had
all that rain...
606
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:56,589
(KERNELS PATTERING)
607
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,224
...wind...
(HAIR DRYER BLOWING)
608
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,592
...and thunder!
609
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,927
(FOIL WHOOSHING LIGHTLY)
610
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,395
That sounds
nothing like it.
611
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,096
It's all I have, John.
Workshop it.
612
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,499
Anyway, we have
a great week
coming up.
613
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,768
Wednesday night's
the varsity
basketball game.
614
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,570
(BASKETBALL THUMPING)
(IMITATES CROWD ROARING)
615
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,439
Hopefully there won't be
any broken bones.
616
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,942
(CELERY SNAPS)
Because we don't want anyone
carted off in an ambulance.
617
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,977
(IMITATES ENGLISH SIREN)
618
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,245
In England?
619
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,713
(IMITATES AMERICAN SIREN)
620
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,248
You guys need to stop!
621
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,816
Okay, uh,
let's put on the brakes.
622
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,752
(IMITATES BRAKES SCREECHING)
CB, please give it a rest.
623
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,354
(SNORING)
(GLASCOTT CHUCKLES)
624
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,921
Hey,
I think we're a hit.
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