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Police Squad! In color.
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Starring Leslie Nielsen.
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Also starring Alan North.
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And Rex Hamilton
as Abraham Lincoln.
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Tonight's special guest star,
Lorne Greene.
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Tonight's episode,
The Broken Promise.
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Sally, I just can't
cover up for you anymore.
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I'm in this thing
way too deep already.
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Oh, not as deep as I am.
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Oh, honey, please, my orthodontist is
getting anxious. He wants his money.
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Well, tell him you haven't got it.
What can he do?
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What can he do? He'd beat up his
own mother when it comes to money.
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Oh, Jim, please, you gotta go along
with me or I'm in serious trouble.
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I'm sorry, Sally.
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Please, I only need
a couple more days.
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By then,
the rubber bands will be off.
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Yeah, sure, then next week you'll
need a retainer. There's no end to it.
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Jim, please, one more visit.
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Just for tightening.
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Sally, I'm sorry.
This is it. End of the line.
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All right.
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I'll think of something.
I've got to.
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Look, Sally,
you know I'd like to help you,
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but with the auditors coming in,
I've got to balance the books.
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Good afternoon, sir.
May I help you?
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I'd like to cash this check.
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Payroll check?
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Yes, I'm with
the Lerman tire company.
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At least I used to be.
I just got laid off today.
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Well, since this is
your first time here,
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can I see some
identification, uh, Mr. Twice?
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Yeah, sure.
Here's my driver's license.
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Do you have
two major credit cards?
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Uh, thumbprint here, please.
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Now stand on that line and
look directly into the camera.
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Thank you.
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Now look to your left and cough.
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And again.
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Now, spread your toes, please.
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And the other foot.
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Thank you.
Come and see us anytime, Mr. Twice.
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Thanks.
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Sally!
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Sally!
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My name is
Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant,
Police Squad,
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a special detail
of the police department.
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There'd been a recent wave
of gorgeous fashion models
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found naked and unconscious in
Laundromats on the West Side.
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Unfortunately,
I was assigned to investigate
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holdups at neighborhood
credit unions.
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I was across town
doing my laundry
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when I heard their call
on the double killing.
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It took me 20 minutes
to get there.
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My boss was already
on the scene.
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An attempted holdup, Frank.
Cashier's the only witness.
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According to her,
the gunman shot the teller,
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she grabbed the gun
and shot the holdup man.
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It's the same M.O.
as the others.
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It could be, but this one
has an interesting wrinkle.
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The gunman, Twice,
is a good family man with no prior record.
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Could I talk to her?
Sure.
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This is Sally Decker, Frank.
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Hello, Miss Decker.
Hello.
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I'm Captain Frank Drebin.
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I understand you've had
a pretty rough time.
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Yeah, it was pretty bad.
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Cigarette?
Yes, I know.
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Well.
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Do you feel up to any questions?
I'll try.
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Where were you
when all this happened?
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I was right here
at my desk, working.
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And when was the first time you
noticed something was wrong?
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Well, when I first heard the
shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
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Uh, he's the teller, Frank.
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What, Jim Fell's the teller?
No, Jim Johnson.
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Who's Jim Fell?
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Oh, he's the auditor, Frank.
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He had the flu,
so Jim filled in.
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Phil who?
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Phil Din. He's
the night watchman, Frank.
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If only, Phil, had been here.
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Now wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
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Twice came in and shot
the teller and Jim fell.
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No, he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson.
Fell is ill.
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Okay, then after he shot the
teller, you shot Twice.
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No, I only shot once.
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Twice is the holdup man.
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Then I guess, I did shoot Twice.
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Oh, so now you're
changing your story.
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No, I shot Twice after Jim fell.
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You shot Twice and Jim Fell?
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No, Jim fell first,
and then I shot Twice once.
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Who fired twice?
Once.
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He's the owner of the tire
company, Frank.
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Okay.
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Wunce is the owner of the tire
company and he fired Twice.
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Then, Twice shot the teller once.
Twice.
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And Jim fell and then
you fired twice. Once.
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Mmm.
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Okay, all right,
that'll be all for now, Miss Decker.
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Now, we'll need you to make a formal
statement down at the station.
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Oh, of course.
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You've been very helpful.
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We think we know how he did it.
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Oh, Howie couldn't have done it.
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He hasn't been in for weeks.
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Well.
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Thank you again, Miss Decker.
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Weeks?
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Sol Weeks.
He's the controller, Frank.
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Sally Decker
told a convincing story.
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I thought she would make
a good witness
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if the case ever came to trial.
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But somehow,
something didn't sit right.
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I drove back to Police Squad
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to see what Homicide and
the lab boys had picked up.
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So, Billy, when
the moisture in the air
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comes in contact
with the cold pitcher,
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it forms water droplets,
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what we call
"condensation."
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Just like on your mother when
she gets out of the shower,
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glistening
with tiny little beads of...
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Oh, hi, Frank.
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That'll be all for today, Billy.
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Next week, we'll look into
some interesting experiments
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we can do
with discarded swimwear.
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Gee, thanks,
Mr. Olsen. Bye.
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You come up with anything, Ted?
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Well, we got
the coroner's report
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on the depth of penetration of
the bullet in Jim Johnson's body.
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If the holdup man had been
where Sally Decker said,
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the bullet should have
penetrated deeper.
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Let me show you what we did.
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These guns are identical to the
one that killed Jim Johnson.
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Watch carefully
as I test fire this gun
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into these videotapes of
Barbara Walters interviews.
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As you can see, it completely
destroys the Burt Reynolds interview.
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And everything from...
from Bo Derek to Paul Newman.
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But only up to the point where Barbra
asks him, "Is it difficult to love?"
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Now let me show you what happens when
the gun is fired from three feet.
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Which is the distance Sally
claimed the shots were fired from.
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Notice?
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Complete destruction.
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Right up to the point where
she asked Katharine Hepburn
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what kind of tree
she'd like to be.
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Our next stop was a neighborhood
known as Little Italy.
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A criminal investigation
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seldom follows a straightforward,
clear-cut course.
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This one was obviously
no exception.
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I felt we had to talk
with Ralph Twice's widow
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to see how much she knew.
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Oh, please go away.
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Please go away.
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I don't want to answer
any more of your questions.
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We're sorry to bother you at
a time like this, Mrs. Twice.
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We would have come earlier,
but your husband wasn't dead then.
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Oh, Ralph was such a good man.
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Who could have done
such a horrible thing?
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Did he owe any money?
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Doctor bills?
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Gambling debts?
Book-of-the-Month Club?
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No, nothing.
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Just two more payments
on our solar telescope.
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Oh, poor Ralph.
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Do you know what it's like
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to be married to a
wonderful man for 14 years?
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No, I can't say that I do.
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I did, uh, live
with a guy once, though,
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but that was just
for a couple of years.
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Usual slurs, rumors, innuendos,
people didn't understand.
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Oh!
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Ran him out of town
like a common pigmy.
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Did he have any enemies?
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Well, the Democrats
didn't like him.
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Sure, he was a physical education
major, but he had a mind.
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He could think. He wasn't all
muscle, all body, all sinewy limbs.
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He got married, you know,
later, had three kids.
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Never cared for her.
Sent a nice gift, never got a note.
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Now, I know this is a long shot,
but did he ever eat chop suey?
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Why, no. No,
he never did.
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It was just a hunch.
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I told him she was wrong.
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And that youngest boy,
just like his father, football hero.
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Lived with him for a year.
It wasn't the same.
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Can't go back.
Oh, poor Ralph.
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And what about my daughter?
What am I gonna tell her?
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Yeah, you're gonna have
to tell her something.
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Tell her he went on a long trip.
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Tell her...
Wait a minute.
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How about a big monster came
and took him to Daddy Heaven?
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Oh!
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Nah.
What about this?
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He threw himself on a grenade to
save the battalion? Yeah, that's it.
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No, no, wait a minute. He was killed
by left wing insurgents from Paraguay.
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No, Bolivia!
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I got it. I got... He... He was
traded to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson.
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No further progress was made
in the next 10 hours.
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The following morning,
I reported back to Police Squad.
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About 10:00, Sally Decker
dictated a formal statement.
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She said the holdup man had come in
once before, to extort protection money.
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Something new?
Nothing.
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Anything here?
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Not until we get
the lab reports.
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I got them right here, Chief.
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Reports on our APB, negative.
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R and I rundown
on Twice, negative.
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Fingerprint identification,
negative.
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Well, if he was crooked,
he sure had a lot of people fooled.
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What about the final autopsy
report on Johnson and Twice?
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They should rest in peace.
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Yeah, anything unusual there?
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Yeah, take a look at that
section on bullet penetration.
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Mmm, according to this,
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the bullet canals in both
bodies took an upward course.
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And they were standing
face to face.
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Just a few feet apart.
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Get me Pete Preussing
at Homicide.
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Tell him I want to meet
him and a few of his men
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down at the Acme Credit Union.
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Right away, sir.
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Now, Preussing,
move closer, slowly.
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All right, that's it.
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This is the approximate distance
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the two men were apart
when the shots were fired.
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Now, McBeen,
you're gonna be the teller.
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Preussing, you're Ralph Twice.
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The tape indicates the
path the bullet took.
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All right.
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Holdup man enters,
demands money and fires.
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I spent most of the
afternoon trying to determine
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the possible angles from which
the bullets might have been fired.
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Reenactment of a crime in
this way can be a helpful tool
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in a criminal investigation.
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If the teller had his back turned
and then the gunman fired...
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Hmm.
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A ricochet.
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After several hours, I had some interesting
theories, but still nothing conclusive.
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When my boss called,
I gave him the information,
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but I knew
I needed more answers.
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And I had an idea
of where I could get some.
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What's the word
on the street, Johnny?
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I don't know.
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I hear a lot of things.
Pick a topic.
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Do you know anything about the double
killings at the Acme Credit Union?
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00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:11,723
You're barking up the wrong
tree with this Ralph Twice.
247
00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:15,046
He's a good family man
and makes a decent living.
248
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,092
Wasn't his fault he got
fired from the tire company.
249
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,888
But who could predict that Brazil
would cut off the rubber supply?
250
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,162
They're nationalizing the
industry in two weeks,
251
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,971
so he would have gotten
his job back anyway.
252
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,674
Now, Sally Decker,
that's another story.
253
00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:32,738
She used to be Joe Surlow's girl
254
00:14:32,807 --> 00:14:34,637
until she got involved
in the numbers.
255
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,279
Before you knew it,
she was up to her pretty little neck
256
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,354
in penny-ante bunko scams.
257
00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,422
Where do I locate this Surlow?
258
00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:46,415
He's working at this address.
259
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:51,390
Thanks, Johnny.
260
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,640
What do you know
about life after death?
261
00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:06,605
I wouldn't know
anything about it.
262
00:15:10,144 --> 00:15:12,384
You talking existential being
263
00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:14,447
or anthropomorphic deity?
264
00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:19,691
After taking care
of an urgent personal matter,
265
00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:22,864
I proceeded directly to the
address that Johnny had given me.
266
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,993
It turned out to be one of
those all-night wicker places.
267
00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:32,533
Surlow had done some time years
earlier for a minor offense.
268
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,030
He was one of those guys who had come
up through the school of hard knocks.
269
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:40,243
Eventually, he admitted that he and
Sally had been long-time acquaintances.
270
00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,038
She had come to him recently
271
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,539
to ask for money
to pay off an oral debt.
272
00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,912
The orthodontist
needed the money.
273
00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:49,111
Surlow had done
what he could for her.
274
00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:52,753
Fortunately,
he had remembered the dentist's name,
275
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,750
Dr. Robert Zubatsky.
276
00:15:59,727 --> 00:16:02,927
Zubatsky's office was
located in Fox Point Heights.
277
00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:05,257
A fashionable area of town
where foreign imports
278
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,633
and two-martini lunches
were the order of the day.
279
00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:12,413
His clientele were the sons and
daughters of the privileged.
280
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:15,683
I decided it might be a good
time to have my teeth checked.
281
00:16:17,345 --> 00:16:20,475
Mr. Drebin,
Dr. Zubatsky will see you now.
282
00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:26,288
That's the second door
on your left, Mr. Drebin.
283
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,131
You're next, Carl.
284
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:40,566
As soon as this
impression is complete,
285
00:16:40,635 --> 00:16:42,325
we'll know a lot more,
Mr. Drebin.
286
00:16:42,403 --> 00:16:44,403
Are those x-rays ready,
Miss Frenzell?
287
00:16:44,472 --> 00:16:46,272
Yes, Doctor.
Would you like to take a look?
288
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,010
Yes, I would.
289
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,985
All right, let's get
started, shall we?
290
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:48,168
Sally Decker? Sally Decker.
That name rings a bell.
291
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:49,636
No, I can't place it.
292
00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:52,558
Look, I'm telling
you, I don't know her.
293
00:17:56,177 --> 00:17:58,777
All right, I know her.
She was a patient of mine.
294
00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:01,146
Her lower left quadrant was all messed
up, but so what?
295
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:08,069
Okay, okay, now, look, uh, she's a good...
good... good-looking dame.
296
00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:09,719
We went out and had, uh, laughs,
297
00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:12,790
a couple of drinks, but, uh,
uh, that's the whole story.
298
00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:18,028
Look, look, I... I don't need trouble.
I'll cooperate.
299
00:18:18,065 --> 00:18:19,965
My God, you're an animal!
300
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:24,403
I am not an animal!
301
00:18:24,472 --> 00:18:28,012
I am a human being!
302
00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:32,740
Zubatsky's information
pointed in the same direction,
303
00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:34,353
Sally Decker.
304
00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:37,575
The pieces were now coming together,
but they still weren't enough.
305
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:40,451
We needed something more
for a conviction.
306
00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:44,591
I stopped back at Police Squad
to set the trap.
307
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:48,388
When I got to the elevator,
my boss was already on the scene.
308
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:53,131
Any luck with the
dentist, Frank?
309
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,470
Sally paid him up in full, one day
after the double killing and theft.
310
00:18:57,572 --> 00:18:58,872
How do you know that?
311
00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:00,169
Went through his files.
312
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,210
Sally was seeing Zubatsky,
six years, maybe seven.
313
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,806
Eight times a year.
314
00:19:04,879 --> 00:19:08,049
Always in arrears.
Then suddenly, 24 hours after the killing,
315
00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:09,345
she's paid up in full.
316
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:15,085
Well, it looks like she's in this
thing up to her pretty little ears.
317
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,315
Was the, uh, dentist
cooperative?
318
00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:19,321
Yeah, he gave us plenty of rope.
319
00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:21,533
Now we have to see
if we can get Sally
320
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,955
to stick her head
into the noose.
321
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,060
Yeah.
322
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,980
Hello?
323
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:41,475
Hello, Sally,
this is Dr. Zubatsky.
324
00:19:41,549 --> 00:19:43,149
I need to talk to you.
325
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,477
Sorry, B.Z.,
we're through.
326
00:19:45,553 --> 00:19:47,593
I paid you in full.
327
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,985
I made an appointment
with another orthodontist.
328
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,020
That's right, Sally.
You did pay me.
329
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:53,832
I have the money right here.
330
00:19:53,828 --> 00:19:56,458
Fresh from the mint, traceable.
331
00:19:57,932 --> 00:19:59,102
You wanna talk?
332
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,374
Yeah, okay, you win.
333
00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:03,836
Half an hour.
334
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:05,544
Corner of Cherry and Galena.
335
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,512
What was
the phony phone call about?
336
00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:12,208
Just socializing.
337
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,479
Talked to our little
friend, Sally Decker.
338
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:17,248
Well, outside of the fact
that she paid off the dentist,
339
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,617
we still have no real proof
and no motive.
340
00:20:19,687 --> 00:20:21,787
Well, I say dippin'
into the till for $1,200
341
00:20:21,856 --> 00:20:23,316
is a pretty good motive.
342
00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:25,391
Not enough, Frank.
We'll need more.
343
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,729
Don't worry.
344
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:29,255
I got a date with her.
345
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,773
Frank, one thing.
346
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,433
Now, if you're right,
347
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,871
she's already killed two men.
348
00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:38,567
You'd better watch your step.
349
00:21:04,065 --> 00:21:05,625
Sergeant Drebin!
350
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,470
Hello, Sally,
you waiting for someone?
351
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,204
I was just about to leave.
352
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,749
Yeah, that's the trouble with doctors.
They always keep you waiting.
353
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,412
I don't know
what you're talking about.
354
00:21:13,474 --> 00:21:16,214
Come on over here and sit down.
I'll tell you.
355
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:20,006
I've been doing some checking
up, Sally, and it doesn't add up.
356
00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:21,711
What do you mean, Lieutenant?
357
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,752
I don't think that
Twice shot Johnson.
358
00:21:23,818 --> 00:21:26,048
I don't understand.
I was there when it happened.
359
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:29,220
I think that you took the
money, to pay your orthodontist.
360
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:32,790
Oh, Captain Drebin!
That just isn't true.
361
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:34,490
You knew it was
just a matter of time.
362
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,901
You knew that,
until the payoff was discovered.
363
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,834
But that's impossible.
364
00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:41,399
I haven't ever been involved
in anything so heinous.
365
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,598
Yeah, that's right.
366
00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:44,740
Sally Decker has no record.
367
00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:48,235
But Sally was formerly
Babs Caltrane.
368
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,508
Notorious gunrunner in Memphis.
369
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,947
Only difference is,
Babs has red hair.
370
00:21:56,416 --> 00:22:00,546
And before that, she was a
brunette hit man named Zazu Pitts.
371
00:22:02,623 --> 00:22:06,493
And before that,
she sang backup for Aretha Franklin.
372
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,325
All right, Frank,
373
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:12,527
did your research
reveal that I did a stint
374
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,029
with the marines and reupped?
375
00:22:16,737 --> 00:22:20,567
No, I can't say that it did.
376
00:22:54,775 --> 00:22:57,575
Sally! Sally Decker!
377
00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,344
This is the police.
378
00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:01,153
You are surrounded.
379
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:03,545
Throw down your gun
and surrender.
380
00:23:03,617 --> 00:23:05,347
You do not have a chance.
381
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:26,637
All right, Sally,
you're under arrest.
382
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,736
Sergeant,
take her away and book her.
383
00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:30,209
Sergeant Takeraway.
384
00:23:30,277 --> 00:23:31,437
Sergeant Booker.
385
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:36,480
Well, that was some pretty
fancy police work, Frank.
386
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:39,419
I know you got Sally's
record from R and I,
387
00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:41,946
but how did you know she
handled the loan office heist?
388
00:23:42,022 --> 00:23:43,662
Just a little hunch
back at the office.
389
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,293
Thought so.
390
00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:46,698
I brought that little
hunchback with me.
391
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,556
Charlie, come out here.
Charlie, good going.
392
00:23:55,936 --> 00:23:57,396
Oh, hi, Frank.
393
00:23:57,471 --> 00:23:59,671
Hi, Ed. Just got back
from the arraignment.
394
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,850
Sally Decker's,
gonna have to get her teeth straightened
395
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,635
in the Statesville Prison
from now on.
396
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,710
Good. And there'll be plenty
of time to do it, too.
397
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:09,280
Got something on the
side of your mouth, Al.
398
00:24:11,385 --> 00:24:13,075
No, no, no, the other side.
399
00:24:17,224 --> 00:24:20,734
You know, Frank, there's one
thing I still don't understand.
400
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,664
Now, how did you know
that the money
401
00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:26,129
Sally gave to Dr. Zubatsky
wasn't traceable?
402
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,630
I didn't.
Yeah?
403
00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:29,401
But neither did Sally.
404
00:24:54,094 --> 00:24:57,234
Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
405
00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:59,758
from the files of Police Squad!
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