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Whoo-hoo!
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Jake! Come on, Jake!
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Yeah, just a minute.
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Come on!
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Hi. I'm Jake Klein.
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And I'm the writer and director
of this film.
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Although, when I'm not writing
and directing, which,
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Unfortunately,
is most of the time,
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Um... I also sell real estate.
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Ex-Wife, couple of kids...
Got to pay the bills. Anyway...
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anyway...
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anyway, I've written and
directed a few films that you
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May or may not have heard of.
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Uh... not exactly blockbusters,
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But, you know, they...
They got around.
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You can imdb me
and check them out.
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So After my last film, I
was kind of hot for a heartbeat.
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But eight years later,
still no film.
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Came together... Fell apart.
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Money attached... Fell apart.
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Actors attached...
actors attached...
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actors attached... Fell apart.
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Showbiz.
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Finally, I couldn't take it
anymore.
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Started spending more time
selling houses.
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But I was dying creatively.
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I just really needed
to make a film.
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Like you would paint
a painting or...
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write a novel.
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So I decided Since I got
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This great house,
I'll use it myself, hm?
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Fill it up with a lot of
interesting people...
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ladies.
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...shoot the heck out of it...
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see what I get.
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♪ Scratching at my window
like a bougainvillea ♪
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♪ sensual memories ♪
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- Hey. Jake.
- Yeah?
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Why don't you come over here
for a second?
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I want you to introduce you
to the folks.
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- The folks?
- Yeah.
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Ladies and gentlemen, folks,
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Mike Vogel is gonna
be playing me.
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I'm playing him.
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This is good.
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This is... I mean... I...
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It...
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Thanks, mike.
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I mean, uh, Jake.
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Jake squared.
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Get it?
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Good. That's good.
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It's a little different.
That was different.
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I'll be back over here.
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Got to keep him on his toes.
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Pretty good-Looking guy, huh?
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But he's my pearl.
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Jake!
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Come on in!
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It's warm!
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Uh, come on.
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Come on.
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Bet he never thought playing me
came with such perks.
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Now, remember, this film
is about more than just sex.
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It's about love.
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'Cause love is all there is.
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Ooh! Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
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Hold on. Hold on.
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I'll... call her back.
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Um... Jake.
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Yeah, boss?
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I got this one.
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You're kidding me, right?
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Looks like this is one of those times
where I got to step into the story.
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How you girls doing?
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- Hey, Jake? Jake?
- Is somebody talking to me?
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- Jake. Okay, this is bullshit.
- There's a little fly.
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No, no. We had a deal, okay?
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Hey, have you paid attention
to contracts here?
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We had an understanding here
for these type of scenes.
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Yeah, yeah.
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If it's that hard, I'll walk.
I have no problem. What?
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No, no. It's okay.
It's all right. It's all right.
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It's good. It's good. It's good.
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Uh, I was getting, uh, a little
waterlogged anyway here.
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Hm. Aw. Mm.
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Wha... Uh, don't expect me to be
stepping out of the plot anytime soon.
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He's not great company, is he?
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♪ Good morni-i-i-i-ng!
Rise and shine, dad!
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Aah!
What the hell are you doing?
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- Where am I? - Better hurry up!
- Holy shit!
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You're the one who's always
yelling and screaming about
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Missing the bus,
and now it's you.
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Okay, so you guys go, go, go!
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Go get some breakfast or
something.
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I'm coming.
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He said "coming."
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Shut up, you little freak!
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Oh, um, by the way, you don't
need to be embarrassed.
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I'm not a child, you know.
It's perfectly normal.
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Yeah, me and viagra...
It's a terrible combination.
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Actors, take note.
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Never mess with your director.
All right?
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I guess now we know who calls
the shots around here.
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'Cause I got to keep an eye on
everything.
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It's my job.
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And, lucky for me, there's an
app for that.
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Aww.
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- Hey, Sheryl.
- Hey, Jake.
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Is this a good time?
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Um... well,
we're kind of in the middle of shooting.
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Oh. Sorry.
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I guess you'll just call me when
you can?
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Jake! We're waiting for you.
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No, no.
We're, uh... You know, this is okay.
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I can talk for a second.
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Yeah.
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What are you wearing?
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- Do you not have a shirt on?
- Uh, no.
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It's kind of like 100 degrees
here.
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What's the weather like
in Chicago?
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Windy.
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All right, let's roll.
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Oh, Sheryl, could you, uh,
hold on for a second?
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I got to check
on what's going on.
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Okay.
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Driver!
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Ye... No, no, no, no, no.
I don't...
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- I don't know about that. - Oh, come
on, dad. You know I'm doing great.
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Okay, but you almost took the side-View
mirror off a Prius the other day.
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But I didn't.
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Okay. Okay. I'm just kidding.
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You're doing fine.
You can drive.
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All right!
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- Shotgun. I called it.
- Uh, no way.
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Dad has to sit in the front
with me.
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It's the law.
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Jake!
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When are you coming?
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Oh, my god.
She said "coming," too.
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Shut up, freak.
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Jake!
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Um... I just want to see you.
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Yeah. Hold on. Hold on.
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Let me just, uh,
put on this shirt.
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No, I mean, see you see you...
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In person see you.
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Ah. Hmm.
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Well, I want to...
I want to see you, too.
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It's been three months.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's been way too long.
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Uh...
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let me just, uh, work through this and,
uh, we'll figure something out, okay?
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I promise.
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But listen, I got to get going.
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No telling what's been going
on since I was away, okay?
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Okay.
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All right.
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All right, let's see what's
going on here.
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Sarah, can you please move
your seat forward?
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I'm as far forward as I can go.
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My knees are rammed against
the back of the seat.
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You're too far from the wheel anyway.
Move it up.
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- Oh, my god!
- Move it up!
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I'm practically going through
the windshield, dad.
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Hey! Cut it out!
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I can't. I'm practically going
through the back of the seat.
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- Stop it!
- Okay, okay!
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That's enough!
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That's it.
Now I'm stepping out of the scene.
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But we're gonna be late for the bus.
What...
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See what you did?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's he doing?
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Okay, okay. Just relax.
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Just relax. Relax.
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And stepping in.
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Just give him a sec.
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It'll be interesting.
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Ooh. I got an idea.
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Oh, my god. Look at you.
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Look at you! What are you doing?
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You are fucking pathetic.
You know that?
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Now, I'm here, looking for love
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And a meaningful relationship.
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All you're thinking about is
sex.
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Excuse me, ladies.
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One second.
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Uh, did you see what I just
did there?
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Talk about turning lemons into lemonade...
Two versions of myself, two Jakes.
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Now, not only is that cool, but
it's a great way of showing two
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Sides of a person's personality.
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Anxious on one hand,
reluctant on the other.
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Shy to a fault,
overconfident at the same time.
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Looking for love...
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afraid to commit.
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You get the point.
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- Dad, wake up!
- Not now.
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Come on!
We have to get to school!
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- Again?
- Wake up!
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Shit.
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Good morni-i-i-i-ng! ♪
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Rise and shh...
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whoa.
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Aw, no, no, no. Now what?
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That's not supposed to happen.
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Dad?
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Did you get a facelift?
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That's not supposed to happen.
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Ah. Finally.
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So glad you're here.
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Shit! Cut!
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Cut, cut, cut, cut.
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Okay.
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What the fuck is going on here?
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Now, this is not gonna work.
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So much for lemonade.
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One of you has got to go.
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- You.
- I'm out.
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No, no, no, no, no. Me. Come on.
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I'm f-Freezing my ass off here.
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All right, yeah. W-W-W-Whatever.
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And who...
Who's that woman with the...
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In the blue-Green dress thing?
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'Cause I didn't...
I didn't hire her.
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Where is she?
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You. Where the hell
did you come from?
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Y-You got to go.
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Y-You're gonna ruin my film.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't know what to say.
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There's a lot at stake here.
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You screw up my film,
I swear to god I'm gonna...
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I'm... I'm...
I'm gonna kill you.
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Probably not such a good idea.
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Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
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Stepping out!
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Okay, did you ever see the movie
"the sixth sense"?
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But what if that's what's
happening to me?
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What if I'm not even alive?
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What if I'm fucking dead?
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Dead?
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And all this crazy shit is...
Is really...
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me in some kind of limbo? Yeah.
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And this whole party is a film.
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It's really some kind of...
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wake... for me.
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How fucked up would that be?
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That's not a knife.
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That's a knife.
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Ow!
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- Just put it right there?
- Yeah.
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- All right.
- All right, all right.
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Action! Action.
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W-W-What'd you do?
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Uh, nothing.
I just, uh, just scraped it.
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- Thanks.
- Mm-Hmm.
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W-W-What are you making here?
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Hot dog wrapped in bacon.
261
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,956
Hello? Maybe I'd like one.
262
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,357
Um, hello?
263
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,025
Maybe there were only two left.
264
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,894
Yeah. Whatever.
265
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:23,828
You want me to...?
266
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Get some silverware.
267
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,631
Yeah.
268
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,705
Mmm.
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Tuna.
270
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,477
Some things never change.
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May I have some, too?
272
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,452
Uh... yeah.
273
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,087
Sure, I guess.
274
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Don't forget the chips.
275
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,391
The chips.
276
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,393
Right.
277
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,060
It's a...
278
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:56,895
it's a time-Honored formula.
279
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,831
The kids tell me that's about
the only one he has.
280
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,968
So...
281
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,673
hmm.
282
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,487
So, there's this guy who's
283
00:15:56,489 --> 00:16:00,058
Really struggling with his life.
284
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,727
He's always been
unlucky in love.
285
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,028
Is that his fault?
286
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,130
Or is it just
the way things are?
287
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:09,667
He decides to make a movie
to help him sort it all out.
288
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:14,439
And the whole thing is supposed
to take place in this big party,
289
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:19,444
But things don't go exactly
according to plan.
290
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,512
Because not only is
he at the party,
291
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:25,583
But also himself at age 30,
292
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,586
As a teenager, and at 40.
293
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,521
And new loves are there, old
294
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,359
Loves are there, and one love
295
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:39,030
He's known since he was a
teenager all the way till now.
296
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,600
Will she be his future as well
as his past?
297
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:47,605
Or will it be... the new love?
298
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:52,443
Someone who lives really far
away and...
299
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,345
Well, I mean, it's not that far.
300
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,116
Or will it be his best friend,
301
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:01,753
Someone he's known for 25 years?
302
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:04,956
You know, where they know
everything there is to know
303
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,157
About each other and where
304
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:11,329
There's always been this
kind of... tension...
305
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,965
without any real action.
306
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,000
And you never know.
307
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,102
It could happen.
308
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:24,175
Or will it be what he so
309
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,544
Strongly suspects... Or I should
310
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:31,916
Say fears...
That there'll be no one?
311
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,519
Well, thank god there was never
a holy grail.
312
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:38,823
Or, at least,
that they never found one.
313
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,626
Because without the quest for
314
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,494
The grail, what would
315
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,330
Sir Galahad have done with the
rest of his life?
316
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,434
And without a never-Ending quest
317
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,569
For a perfect love, would
318
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:55,173
Jake Klein even be Jake Klein?
319
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,210
So, there you are.
320
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,423
Look at all that gray.
321
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,991
What a difference 10 years
322
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:47,992
Makes.
323
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,827
Holy shit.
324
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,165
I'm just kidding.
325
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,199
You look great.
326
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,637
Oh. Oh, yeah?
327
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,639
Oh. Ohh. That's good.
328
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,673
Oh, oh, no.
329
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:06,744
Oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh!
330
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:13,251
Maybe I was wrong.
331
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,485
Yeah.
332
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:19,924
Maybe you turning up wasn't such
a bad idea after all.
333
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,692
Cocteau.
334
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,029
What the fuck did he know?
335
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,222
♪ Remember the day on the
336
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:54,692
Highway one? ♪
337
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,994
♪ When the music said so,
338
00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:00,831
And we drove through the sun ♪
339
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,134
♪ we were on the run,
340
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:06,971
Cuttin' class for fun ♪
341
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,673
♪ and we didn't let go
342
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,510
Till the day was done ♪
343
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:17,848
♪ I remember wanting to say
344
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,051
♪ "we should live like this
345
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,987
Every day" ♪
346
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,222
♪ but I was afraid,
347
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,892
Oh, I was afraid ♪
348
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,627
♪ so I shut my mouth,
349
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,196
And we drove away ♪
350
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,404
Aw, sorry.
351
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,139
I didn't, uh, I didn't realize
352
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:42,940
Anyone was there.
353
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,675
L-I didn't mean to intrude.
354
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,244
I just couldn't help myself.
355
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,945
You're really good.
356
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,580
Uh... I don't know.
357
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,849
No, really. You're great.
358
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,085
What's your name?
359
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,289
Uh... I'm Damian.
360
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:01,525
Well, that's a cool name.
I'm rain.
361
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,794
Wow... Rain.
362
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,230
That's actually a lot cooler.
363
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:12,236
So, Damian, are you gonna
play me a song?
364
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,104
Uh, yeah.
365
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,140
I'm gonna write you a song.
366
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,314
Boss, where do you want that
shot set up?
367
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:59,183
Do you want that shot by the
pool outside or do you want it
368
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,384
Over there, out in the front?
369
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:01,752
- Excuse me. What?
- Oh, man.
370
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:05,222
Oh, man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I thought you were Jake.
371
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,924
I am.
372
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,126
What?
You guys got the same name?
373
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:09,660
Look at you, man.
374
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,461
You even look like him.
375
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,798
Maybe if he was like a...
Like a few decades younger or something.
376
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,133
Hey, don't tell him I said that,
though.
377
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:19,003
I won't. I won't.
378
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:28,979
So, tateleh,
how's everything going?
379
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,147
Great, grandpa.
380
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,816
I met an incredible girl.
381
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,684
Wonderful. What's her name?
382
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,753
- Rain.
- What kind of name is that?
383
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,856
Well, no, it's a... I-It's
more like a nickname.
384
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,093
- Her real name's Joanne Cohen.
- Joanne Cohen?
385
00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:42,760
Joanne Cohen?!
386
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:44,829
No, no. Don't touch that girl.
387
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:45,162
What?
388
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,931
I think she might be your
cousin.
389
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,166
Don't do anything till I call
you back.
390
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,701
Wait, but, grandpa, WA...
391
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,077
Roses are red.
392
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,779
Violets are blue.
393
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,481
I feel like an egotistical
394
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,150
Piece of shit.
395
00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:41,752
How about you?
396
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:49,059
With all the death and poverty
and hatred in the world, people
397
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:52,163
Enslaving and torturing each
other, what the hell is the
398
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:56,066
Relevance of a self-Indulgent
piece of shit like this?
399
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,168
One.
400
00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,669
How can anyone care about the
401
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,104
Love-Life musings of one guy who
402
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,639
May or may not be afraid that
403
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:02,506
He's going to wind up alone,
404
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:06,677
With people being slaughtered
all over the world?
405
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,712
Two.
406
00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:11,582
Skinheads want to kill Jews and
blacks and Hispanics.
407
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:14,185
Some people want to deny the
poorest children healthcare and
408
00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:17,354
Nutrition so the richest people
won't have to pay a few thousand
409
00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:18,956
More each year in taxes.
410
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:23,694
The lack of morality is so
disheartening.
411
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:24,528
Shit.
412
00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:27,231
Things are no different than
they were 3,000 years ago.
413
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,200
All the advances don't make a
bit of difference.
414
00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:31,669
We may be able to text each
other, but all the evils that
415
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:35,539
Existed at the beginning of
mankind still exist today!
416
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,049
9, 10.
417
00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:09,840
Grandpa?
418
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,275
You're dead. You're dead.
419
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:12,343
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
420
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:15,646
Tateleh, you're confused.
421
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,416
Uh...
422
00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:22,152
yeah... Confused.
423
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:26,056
Jakey, each one of us is alive
424
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:28,626
In our own time and place.
425
00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:30,294
And each one of us has to deal
426
00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:31,962
With the same problems that
427
00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,998
Humans have dealt with since the
428
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,165
Beginning of our time.
429
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,400
Now, none of the problems that
430
00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:40,037
You're thinking of have been
solved yet.
431
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,439
We tried, but, uh...
432
00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:45,509
still they remain,
essentially the same.
433
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:47,311
Son.
434
00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:49,613
Dad.
435
00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:53,918
The problems of the world are
huge.
436
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,355
No one of us can solve them all.
437
00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:00,524
M-Mostly busy with our own daily
438
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:07,197
Lives, so we try our best
to solve the large ones.
439
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,800
But we leave them to the leaders
440
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:10,935
And great thinkers...
441
00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:13,437
The ones we've delegated the
responsibility to.
442
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,839
And they haven't had much luck,
by the way.
443
00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:18,342
I feel like I'm at a Seder.
What is this...
444
00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:20,611
The responsive-Reading part?
445
00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:21,378
Do you mind?
446
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,280
- No, not at all.
- No.
447
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:27,351
So, you see, Jake, that's the
answer to your question.
448
00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:30,554
That's what makes your movie
relevant and not self-Indulgent.
449
00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:33,657
We need to hear about people's
relationship struggles.
450
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:36,026
We need to hear about their
career issues.
451
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:39,496
What other yardsticks
do we have?
452
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,969
Which means...?
453
00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:48,872
It can't all be about serving
the larger cause.
454
00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:50,307
The immediate and more temporal
455
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:55,379
Must be served, as well, and
perhaps, even first.
456
00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:56,880
- Yeah.
- Mm-Hmm.
457
00:26:56,882 --> 00:27:00,851
And then there are the
mother Teresa's of the world.
458
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:01,852
Thank god we have them.
459
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:04,655
They're here to deal with the
other stuff.
460
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:07,057
With a little help from us,
of course...
461
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:10,127
When we're not too
busy worrying about our love
462
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:14,331
Lives and our mortgages,
that is.
463
00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:17,868
What about you?
Do you have anything to say?
464
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,137
Yeah.
465
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,171
Go ahead.
466
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,875
You're cute.
467
00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:27,344
You know, I like that.
468
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:28,412
I like that.
469
00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:30,914
Feeling better now?
470
00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:31,949
Yeah.
471
00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,351
I'm feeling much better now.
472
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:04,982
Jakey! Jakey!
473
00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:06,083
I almost forgot to tell you...
474
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:07,751
Geez, grandpa, I told you...
475
00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:08,852
It's "Damian."
476
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:09,653
Damian.
477
00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:10,788
Of course, tateleh.
478
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,423
So, how long is that gonna last?
479
00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:13,991
Quit stalling. Just...
480
00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:14,958
What'd you find out?
481
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,560
I checked it out, and it's
482
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:17,528
Just what I thought.
483
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,563
She's your cousin, all right.
484
00:28:19,565 --> 00:28:20,030
Shit!
485
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,266
Second cousin once removed.
486
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:24,268
W-Wait. W-What's that mean?
487
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:27,037
That means it's okay...
Strictly kosher.
488
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,474
- Wait... Seriously?
- Seriously.
489
00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:32,943
All right!
490
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,953
A little odd, maybe.
491
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,415
♪ Remember the day on the
492
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:14,818
Highway one? ♪
493
00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:17,621
♪ When the music said so, and we
494
00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:21,425
Drove through the sun ♪
495
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:22,960
♪ we were on the run,
496
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,562
Cuttin' class for fun ♪
497
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:29,032
♪ and we didn't let go
498
00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:33,003
Till the day was done ♪
499
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:38,509
♪ I remember wanting to say
500
00:29:38,511 --> 00:29:40,644
♪ "we should live like this
501
00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:43,647
Every day" ♪
502
00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:45,315
♪ but I was afraid,
503
00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:49,153
Oh, I was afraid ♪
504
00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,688
♪ so I shut my mouth,
505
00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:56,026
And drove away ♪
506
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,334
Oh.
507
00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:05,836
I remember that song.
508
00:30:05,838 --> 00:30:07,204
Oh, I'm sorry.
509
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:07,671
I didn't...
510
00:30:07,673 --> 00:30:09,039
I didn't realize anyone
was there.
511
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:15,145
That's exactly what you said that night,
and it wasn't true then, either.
512
00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:20,250
It is you, isn't it, rain?
513
00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:20,717
Of course.
514
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:26,456
Although, I haven't used that
name in... several decades.
515
00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,360
Damian.
516
00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:33,363
I remember everything.
517
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:35,599
I remember what
you wore, what I wore.
518
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:39,736
What you said, what I said.
519
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:44,775
I was so in love with you.
520
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:48,612
I didn't know.
521
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,714
How could you not know?
522
00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:53,750
So insecure.
523
00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:56,720
Guess I still am.
524
00:30:56,722 --> 00:31:00,357
Didn't need to be.
525
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,760
You were my dream come true.
526
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:17,741
You were mine.
527
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,147
I think.
528
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:35,726
Wake up! You overslept again!
529
00:31:58,650 --> 00:31:59,750
Morning, sleepyhead.
530
00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:02,252
Better hurry up, or you're gonna
miss the bus.
531
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,088
- Yeah, like I care.
- Unless I drop you off.
532
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,257
It's out of my way, but for you,
sonny boy...
533
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,659
- Driver.
- Oh. Sorry I asked.
534
00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:10,661
Come on!
Dad, you know I'm doing great.
535
00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:12,129
You nearly took the side-View
536
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:13,497
Mirror off a Lincoln yesterday!
537
00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:15,933
Yeah, but... But I didn't.
538
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:18,635
You're doing fine.
539
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,437
Okay. You can drive.
540
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,406
All right!
541
00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:23,674
Uh, mom, I'm gonna need to have
542
00:32:23,676 --> 00:32:25,242
A cup of coffee... Black,
please.
543
00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:27,711
You know I don't like you
drinking coffee.
544
00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:28,946
It gets you all wound up.
545
00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:29,780
Don't worry, ma.
546
00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:31,181
I'm not gonna get wound up.
547
00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:33,517
It's just, I'm half asleep.
548
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:34,384
I got to drive.
549
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:37,287
All right. Just one cup.
550
00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:44,795
What is that?
551
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:47,464
I don't know.
552
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,699
I'll go check it out.
553
00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:18,028
Excuse me.
554
00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:29,940
Mom.
555
00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:36,446
Mom.
556
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:39,783
Oh. Hello.
557
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,986
Um, do you know me?
558
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:45,989
Of course I know you.
559
00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:46,923
Who am I?
560
00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:47,691
Don't be ridiculous.
561
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:51,628
What mother wouldn't know her
own son?
562
00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:56,066
Look at you.
563
00:33:57,770 --> 00:34:00,804
You're so young, so beautiful.
564
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:04,508
Thank you, sweetheart.
565
00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:06,276
Look at me.
566
00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:08,712
You look wonderful.
567
00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,484
"Wonderful."
568
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:16,720
I'm at least 10 years
older than you.
569
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:17,687
How is that possible?
570
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,956
Jakey, you seem stressed.
571
00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,425
Do you want a cup of coffee?
572
00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:23,560
I thought you didn't like me
having coffee.
573
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,996
Well, sweetheart, you're not
exactly 17 anymore.
574
00:34:25,998 --> 00:34:29,900
I think we can make an
exception this one time.
575
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,235
- Okay?
- Yeah.
576
00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:45,415
I don't get it.
577
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:49,052
H-How did you and dad do it?
578
00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:50,654
Married 55 years.
579
00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:51,421
55 years?
580
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:52,422
Well, a-At least, that's how
581
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:55,992
Long you will be
married before dad...
582
00:34:57,395 --> 00:34:59,329
W... I mean, what I'm trying
583
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,064
To say is, no matter how hard I
584
00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:03,567
Try, I can't seem to do what you
585
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:06,670
And dad did, so...
586
00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:08,238
effortlessly.
587
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,440
Maybe you're trying too hard,
Jakey.
588
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:14,978
Your father and I were very
lucky... A miracle.
589
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:18,849
He never thought that he was
gonna make a relationship work.
590
00:35:18,851 --> 00:35:23,420
And then we fell in love at
first sight, and there was never
591
00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:25,522
Any need to look anywhere else.
592
00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,791
That's great. That's great.
593
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,459
Don't worry.
594
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:32,562
You'll know when the right one
comes along.
595
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:34,631
Well, I thought I did.
596
00:35:35,033 --> 00:35:37,367
I thought Jocelyn was the one,
but I was wrong.
597
00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:39,136
Love at first sight is
wonderful.
598
00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:41,271
But then it takes a lot of
599
00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:44,040
Work to make a real
relationship.
600
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:47,277
Maybe it wasn't so effortless as
you think.
601
00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,246
Your father wasn't the easiest
of men.
602
00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:52,582
He could be...
very difficult at times.
603
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,385
Well, mom...
604
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:59,156
I don't think it's gonna happen
for me.
605
00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:03,059
But it's all I ever wanted...
606
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:05,896
what you and dad had.
607
00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:10,734
I'm not even capable of...
608
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:14,104
what?
You were 20 when you met dad?
609
00:36:14,106 --> 00:36:15,639
I'm not 20.
610
00:36:15,641 --> 00:36:17,974
I'm not even 40.
611
00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:23,580
Problem is I've had
612
00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:26,917
Too many right ones come along.
613
00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:29,019
Oh, my god.
614
00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:31,154
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
615
00:36:31,156 --> 00:36:32,589
Jakey.
616
00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:34,791
I feel so bad.
617
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:37,260
I want to see you have
everything you want.
618
00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:39,262
And I hate seeing you
sad like this.
619
00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:40,830
No, no, ma. Cut it out. Please.
620
00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:44,301
Look, everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
621
00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:46,303
Please... Don't worry. I'm fine.
622
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,305
"Don't worry, ma."
"Don't worry, ma."
623
00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:50,473
That's what you always say.
I can't help but worry.
624
00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:51,975
I'm just having a moment.
That's it.
625
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:54,177
Everybody's entitled
to a moment.
626
00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:54,644
It's good.
627
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,313
It's all right, you know?
628
00:36:56,315 --> 00:37:01,785
I mean, I got two beautiful
kids, got a beautiful life.
629
00:37:02,955 --> 00:37:05,255
Not to mention a beautiful
mother.
630
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:10,060
So don't worry... Please. Okay.
631
00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:13,029
I'm gonna have another cup
of coffee.
632
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:13,630
One cup.
633
00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:16,266
I don't want you getting all
wound up... Again.
634
00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:19,736
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't worry.
635
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,004
All right? Don't worry.
636
00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:23,907
Don't you worry.
637
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:37,153
You are so lucky.
638
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:38,521
You're telling me.
639
00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:40,757
No, seriously.
640
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,593
You are lucky to be Jewish.
641
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,497
Really?
642
00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:48,665
Yeah.
643
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,600
I really admire the Jewish
people.
644
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:54,104
I've even thought about
converting.
645
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:57,307
Very cool. Very cool.
646
00:37:57,309 --> 00:38:00,644
I mean,
you people are amazing...
647
00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:03,680
So smart and successful.
648
00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:06,449
I mean,
Jews pretty much control everything.
649
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:11,554
Especially in show business,
and I'm an actress, you know,
650
00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:15,158
So, that's very important to me.
651
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,926
So you think by converting,
652
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:20,230
You'll kind of get in on that?
653
00:38:20,232 --> 00:38:22,032
Yeah.
654
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,467
So right after the ceremony,
655
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:25,201
You'll get a call from the
656
00:38:25,203 --> 00:38:30,974
Central Jew committee,
asking where to send your share?
657
00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:35,412
No.
658
00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:40,183
Well, I guess.
659
00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:48,792
I got to go.
660
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,496
Damn it.
661
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:57,901
Damn it. Damn it.
662
00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:14,584
Well, at least
I almost got laid.
663
00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,086
Yeah, well... you didn't.
664
00:39:16,088 --> 00:39:17,721
Long story.
665
00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:19,622
Mm. Always is.
666
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,559
What's your excuse?
667
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,260
What are you waiting for?
668
00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:25,128
Yeah?
669
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:26,429
I'm, uh...
670
00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:26,963
I'm working it.
671
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:28,965
We got a... We got a thing going
672
00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:29,366
On over here.
673
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:32,635
Just waiting for the right
moment.
674
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,175
Ladies, how are we?
675
00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:40,410
Fine.
676
00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:41,344
I'm Jake.
677
00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:43,680
Uh, Jake, I'm Laurie.
678
00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:46,383
Laurie. That is beautiful.
679
00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:49,052
Do you like hot tubs?
680
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,754
N...
681
00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:52,889
Doesn't everybody?
682
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:53,957
Yeah.
683
00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,025
Shall we?
684
00:40:02,134 --> 00:40:03,233
Nnngh!
685
00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:05,001
Unngh!
686
00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:36,232
Doomed.
687
00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:39,369
So fucking doomed.
688
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:40,456
I'll call her tomorrow.
689
00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:03,279
So, I don't get it.
690
00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:07,450
If you really like Sheryl,
why don't you get her to move here?
691
00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:08,885
She's a fabulous woman, and,
692
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,553
Surprisingly enough,
she likes you.
693
00:43:10,555 --> 00:43:14,157
- Oh. Thank you. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
694
00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:16,626
Hey, boss.
We're ready when you are.
695
00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:19,095
Uh, we'll...
We'll be right there.
696
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:21,497
Come on. Got to get going.
697
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,200
I don't know, Beth.
698
00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,836
Just doesn't seem fair somehow,
you know?
699
00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:29,639
I mean, she lives halfway across
the country.
700
00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:32,809
She's got a small kid.
You know, I live here.
701
00:43:32,811 --> 00:43:34,711
I got two kids. W-W-What?
702
00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:37,680
What am I supposed to do...
Move her and her kid here?
703
00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:39,682
I mean, that'll screw
up their lives...
704
00:43:39,684 --> 00:43:44,387
Take them away from all
their friends, school.
705
00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:45,655
Not to mention the kid's dad.
706
00:43:45,657 --> 00:43:50,126
I mean, I don't know how I'd
feel if somebody did that to me,
707
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,995
You know? I mean...
708
00:43:52,497 --> 00:43:57,300
And then, after all that, you
find out, hey, it doesn't work.
709
00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:59,602
That... That... That'd be awful.
710
00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:01,304
Then why don't you...
711
00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,939
you could move there.
712
00:44:02,941 --> 00:44:04,407
No. You kidding me?
713
00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:06,476
Man, I got an ex-Wife...
714
00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:07,410
Joint custody.
715
00:44:07,412 --> 00:44:10,647
You know, so I think she'll have
something to say about that.
716
00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:15,184
Not to mention, you know how
cold it is in Chicago?
717
00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:16,185
Hmm.
718
00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:18,221
What?
What's that supposed to mean?
719
00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:19,422
Oh, nothing. Just "hmm."
720
00:44:19,424 --> 00:44:21,124
I don't think I like the
sound of that "hmm."
721
00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:25,695
Well, then,
you're too sensitive.
722
00:44:25,697 --> 00:44:27,230
You know...
723
00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:27,830
I don't know.
724
00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:29,899
I just think that these sound
725
00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:33,002
Like really good excuses for not
pulling the trigger yet again.
726
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,537
No. Look, come on.
Give me a break.
727
00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:37,040
I mean, look, look.
If she lived here and, you know,
728
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:39,042
Had a life, was raising her kid
729
00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,611
Here, you know, then... T-Then
730
00:44:41,613 --> 00:44:43,613
Anything's possible.
You know what I mean?
731
00:44:43,615 --> 00:44:45,014
We could see each other
normal-Like.
732
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:47,450
But you would still find
something wrong.
733
00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:49,886
'Cause you'd search and you'd,
you know, you'd get all
734
00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:52,455
Intellectual about it and in
your head about it.
735
00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:53,623
If you were really in love,
736
00:44:53,625 --> 00:44:54,590
You would figure out a
way to make it work.
737
00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:59,328
What makes you think that she would even
want to do anything like that, anyway?
738
00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:02,432
- Wha...
- All right, you guys ready?
739
00:45:02,434 --> 00:45:04,367
Yeah. Almost there.
740
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,502
All right. 10-4.
741
00:45:06,504 --> 00:45:07,970
"10-4"?
742
00:45:07,972 --> 00:45:09,772
You're not a cop.
743
00:45:09,774 --> 00:45:10,173
"10-4. 10-4."
744
00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:12,141
What else... What should I say?
745
00:45:12,143 --> 00:45:13,376
Like, "over and out," or what?
746
00:45:14,179 --> 00:45:16,179
So, have you... I mean, do
you know how many that you...
747
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:18,448
- You're working on this thing?
- No, I don't.
748
00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:18,948
They didn't tell me.
749
00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:20,817
Whoa. W-What is that?
What is this?
750
00:45:20,819 --> 00:45:22,919
- Wig.
- No, I don't... I don't do wigs.
751
00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:25,321
- No wigs?
- No, it's contractual.
752
00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:26,222
Take it up with Jake.
753
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:28,925
So, what happened with the
other thing?
754
00:45:28,927 --> 00:45:33,162
- Oh, my god.
- The... The internet thingy?
755
00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:35,298
Ah, it's a total bust.
756
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:35,732
Oh, no! Why?
757
00:45:35,734 --> 00:45:39,535
I went one of the worst
dinners of my life.
758
00:45:39,537 --> 00:45:40,870
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
759
00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:44,107
- Why? What happened?
- Major attitude, major
760
00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:46,509
Appetite, major nose job.
761
00:45:46,511 --> 00:45:48,377
- No!
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
762
00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:52,315
I mean, she told me she was
slender.
763
00:45:53,283 --> 00:45:55,017
And she wasn't?
764
00:45:55,019 --> 00:45:57,019
Not if you consider 5'7" and
765
00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:57,854
150 pounds slender.
766
00:45:57,856 --> 00:46:02,191
That's... That... That's a
very nice figure.
767
00:46:03,227 --> 00:46:04,560
That kind of is slender,
768
00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:06,763
Actually, if you think about it.
769
00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:09,165
- I'm awful.
- Yes, you're awful.
770
00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,967
- I'm awful!
- Very superficial.
771
00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:12,535
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
772
00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:15,171
You didn't tell me about that
date you went on.
773
00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:16,305
- How'd that go?
- Ohhh!
774
00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:18,975
No, no. How... How Di... What?
775
00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:21,344
Okay, well, you know how when
people are...
776
00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:23,746
yeah.
...single and they just want
777
00:46:23,748 --> 00:46:24,480
To be in a relationship?
778
00:46:24,482 --> 00:46:28,951
And then, once you're with
someone, you just feel like...
779
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,019
trapped.
780
00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:32,088
Ah. Okay. I got it.
781
00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:35,024
So he wasn't... He didn't have,
um... He wasn't spiritual.
782
00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:37,326
- Oh, god!
- Don't do that to me.
783
00:46:37,328 --> 00:46:39,295
He just, you know, didn't
have much to say.
784
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:42,598
You're changing the subject,
and we're supposed to talk about
785
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,533
How fucked up you are.
786
00:46:43,535 --> 00:46:44,967
On the next film, we can talk
787
00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,035
About how fucked up I am.
788
00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:47,370
- Okay.
- Okay?
789
00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:49,205
Okay, all right. We'll do that.
790
00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:50,039
You can't?
791
00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:52,942
No, but I could talk to him.
I could see if I could get you,
792
00:46:52,944 --> 00:46:54,844
Like, another, uh, another scene
or something.
793
00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:56,946
We have great hot tubs,
great, great party scenes.
794
00:46:56,948 --> 00:47:01,717
- Oh, yeah. That'd be great.
- Scene 55, take 4.
795
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:02,785
All right, uh...
796
00:47:02,787 --> 00:47:03,319
get your water.
797
00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:06,055
Let's see the Evamor
bottle... Bottles.
798
00:47:06,057 --> 00:47:07,356
- Yep.
- All right.
799
00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:09,859
This is shameless.
800
00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:10,726
Okay, boss.
801
00:47:10,728 --> 00:47:13,229
We're ready down here.
802
00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:16,699
All right, action!
803
00:47:16,701 --> 00:47:18,434
Is that "action"?
804
00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:19,035
Action.
805
00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:21,137
I'm telling you, she... She
806
00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:24,307
Is the most beautiful, you know,
807
00:47:24,309 --> 00:47:27,543
Funny, loving, supportive girl
808
00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:29,679
That I-I've met in my entire
life.
809
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:31,214
I can't wait to meet her.
810
00:47:31,216 --> 00:47:34,350
Yeah, Beth, I'm telling you,
you're gonna love her.
811
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,151
- Boom!
- But...
812
00:47:35,153 --> 00:47:37,286
"but" what? What?
813
00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:38,788
- "But" what?
- Oh, come on.
814
00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:41,457
- You know, what's the "but"?
- No, there's no "but."
815
00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:43,025
- She's fabulous.
- No, no.
816
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:43,659
There is always a "but."
817
00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:45,528
Yeah, no, and that's what I
thought, too, right?
818
00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:48,631
I thought that there's no way that
I could ever fall in love, right?
819
00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:51,367
It's not because I hadn't met the
right one yet, you know what I mean?
820
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:55,438
Uh... but... But... But it's because
there couldn't possibly be...
821
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,406
in the frame!
822
00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:58,207
...There couldn't possibly...
823
00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,177
be a right one, you know what I mean?
Because of me.
824
00:48:01,179 --> 00:48:03,379
I have to admit, that thought
did cross my mind.
825
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:04,580
Right.
So if you take... Like, if you
826
00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:09,752
Take the girl that I... That I cared
about least in my life, you know?
827
00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:10,620
- Mm.
- Um...
828
00:48:10,622 --> 00:48:15,024
- sandy.
- What's the line?
829
00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:15,558
"In my life."
830
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,093
We'll take it again. Hold on.
831
00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:17,793
So if you take the girl that
832
00:48:17,795 --> 00:48:21,497
I've cared about least in my
life with the girl that I cared
833
00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:23,099
About the most in my life,
834
00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:23,966
Right, and you put them on a
835
00:48:23,968 --> 00:48:27,637
Scale from here to here,
Jocelyn is like... She's... She's...
836
00:48:27,639 --> 00:48:32,241
Pyew! I mean, she's on the other
side of that canyon, you know?
837
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,710
I'm telling you, this girl,
she's off the charts.
838
00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:36,946
She is the one.
839
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,853
Jake? Jake!
840
00:48:43,855 --> 00:48:48,724
I think this is when you're
supposed to say, "cut."
841
00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:49,959
- Hmm?
- "Cut."
842
00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:51,394
Oh.
843
00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:53,429
Cut!
844
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:54,463
Thanks.
845
00:48:54,465 --> 00:48:55,031
Camera cuts.
846
00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:57,199
Anyway, I'll talk to him.
I'll see if we can't, uh...
847
00:48:57,201 --> 00:49:00,436
Yeah, do that. Yeah.
...get another scene or something.
848
00:49:01,406 --> 00:49:03,406
She's cute.
849
00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:06,842
You really think she looks
like me?
850
00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:10,613
Nah, you're significantly
better-Looking.
851
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:13,783
All right, let's do it again.
852
00:49:18,722 --> 00:49:21,557
You're a taskmaster.
853
00:49:27,731 --> 00:49:30,599
After you, my love.
854
00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:33,069
Careful. Careful.
855
00:49:34,439 --> 00:49:35,705
Welcome home!
856
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,374
Mom. Dad.
What are you doing here?
857
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:41,377
- Oh, welcome home.
- You didn't think we'd miss
858
00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:42,445
The birth of our first
859
00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:43,746
Grandchild, did you?
860
00:49:43,748 --> 00:49:45,581
So darling.
861
00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:51,387
- Oh, hello, there, little...
- Sarah. We named her Sarah.
862
00:49:51,389 --> 00:49:55,491
You named her after my mother.
863
00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:56,359
Aw.
864
00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:58,995
I don't know what to say.
865
00:49:58,997 --> 00:49:59,528
Aw.
866
00:49:59,530 --> 00:50:03,833
Probably the happiest day
of my life.
867
00:50:07,037 --> 00:50:09,405
That guy doesn't look
anything like me.
868
00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:11,173
It doesn't have to look
exactly like you.
869
00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:14,310
I mean, it... It... It... It's
just an artistic interpretation.
870
00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:17,546
Well, how come your
interpretation looks like Brad Pitt?
871
00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:20,516
My guy looks like
James Cromwell.
872
00:50:23,553 --> 00:50:25,521
- Here.
- You want to see her?
873
00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:26,389
- I got her.
- Oh.
874
00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:28,824
Just c-Careful.
Just ca... Be careful.
875
00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:30,960
What up, fake dad?
876
00:50:30,962 --> 00:50:34,363
Hey, fake dad.
877
00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:35,598
What? Who's that?
878
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,834
♪ Who told them
boys you'd be runnin' with me,
879
00:50:38,836 --> 00:50:39,835
Runnin' with me? ♪
880
00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:44,974
♪ Who told them boys you'd be
runnin' with me now? ♪
881
00:50:44,976 --> 00:50:45,408
Hello?
882
00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:49,045
Mike. Hi. Jake.
Listen, you got to help me.
883
00:50:49,047 --> 00:50:50,980
Okay. What's up, man?
884
00:50:50,982 --> 00:50:51,781
That's Jocelyn.
885
00:50:51,783 --> 00:50:53,549
Yeah, I know that's Jocelyn.
886
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:56,018
No, not her, but the one that
just pulled in?
887
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:59,789
- Yeah.
- That... That is the real Jocelyn.
888
00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:01,924
Oh, my god.
889
00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:07,530
Wow. That has got to be all
sorts of weird... for you.
890
00:51:07,532 --> 00:51:08,097
Yeah. You think?
891
00:51:08,099 --> 00:51:11,033
You got to... You got to handle
this for me.
892
00:51:11,035 --> 00:51:11,500
No.
893
00:51:11,502 --> 00:51:13,235
God, no.
It's not part of my deal.
894
00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:16,839
Listen, please. Please.
I've had a couple of drinks.
895
00:51:16,841 --> 00:51:18,707
There's no way that I can...
896
00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:20,843
Just... Just...
897
00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:22,578
All right. All right.
898
00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:26,382
It's just uncomfortable
listening to you beg.
899
00:51:27,684 --> 00:51:31,120
I'm gonna need another hot-Tub
scene, huh?
900
00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:32,855
Done. Done.
901
00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:37,326
Done.
902
00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:39,462
Now where's he going?
903
00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:44,567
Hey.
904
00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:45,468
Need a hand?
905
00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:50,272
Does it look like I need a hand?
906
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:51,974
Oh.
907
00:51:51,976 --> 00:51:53,976
Where's...
908
00:51:53,978 --> 00:51:54,910
Ohh!
909
00:51:54,912 --> 00:51:55,511
I forgot.
910
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:58,013
He's making his little movie.
911
00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:02,351
You, uh, you must be... Jake.
912
00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:04,286
Yeah. Yep. That's me.
913
00:52:04,288 --> 00:52:06,589
I'm... I'm Jake.
Let me give you a hand.
914
00:52:06,591 --> 00:52:09,625
I, uh, I should
have been so lucky.
915
00:52:12,662 --> 00:52:13,662
Hi.
916
00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:14,864
I'm Jocelyn.
917
00:52:14,866 --> 00:52:17,099
Oh, my god!
918
00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:18,601
Really?
919
00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:20,202
You look just like me.
920
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,608
This is...
921
00:52:25,610 --> 00:52:26,909
can't believe you guys.
922
00:52:26,911 --> 00:52:27,776
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
923
00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,612
That's really nice of you,
you know that?
924
00:52:29,614 --> 00:52:31,313
Absolutely.
You got a lot of stuff.
925
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:33,682
- I know. The kids, you know?
- Right. Right.
926
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:34,783
Well, I mean, I don't know.
927
00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:37,653
Just... O... Kay.
928
00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:40,422
I'll, uh...
I'll see you later, then.
929
00:52:40,424 --> 00:52:43,359
We'll see you next week.
Will you still be around?
930
00:52:43,361 --> 00:52:44,760
I mean, I don't know.
I have no idea.
931
00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:46,795
You know,
the way this thing's going...
932
00:52:47,398 --> 00:52:51,367
Well,
I hope you'll still be around.
933
00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:59,875
Nice ass.
934
00:52:59,877 --> 00:53:01,477
Whew.
935
00:53:01,479 --> 00:53:03,546
I know you're watching me.
936
00:53:03,548 --> 00:53:05,514
Jesus.
937
00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:09,518
Hi, real dad.
938
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,620
Oh. Hey, sweetie.
939
00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:13,289
Whatcha doing out here?
940
00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:15,391
Uh... nothing.
941
00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:18,661
Just relaxing, enjoying the
afternoon.
942
00:53:18,663 --> 00:53:21,230
Ah. So I see.
943
00:53:21,232 --> 00:53:24,633
- Mm-Hmm.
- Can I have a sip?
944
00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:25,834
No, it's just water.
945
00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:28,003
Give me a break.
946
00:53:32,577 --> 00:53:34,610
- What?
- Oh, god.
947
00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:35,277
What is that?
948
00:53:35,279 --> 00:53:37,746
What is... Oh! Wow.
That's vodka.
949
00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:39,949
What are you doing
drinking vodka?
950
00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:41,283
Oh, dad.
951
00:53:41,285 --> 00:53:43,586
Oh, dad, dad, dad.
952
00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:44,653
It's after 6:00, anyway.
953
00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:47,523
Yeah, maybe in New York.
954
00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:51,560
So, uh, dad,
can you loan me 20 bucks?
955
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,262
Me and Alyssa want to catch a
movie later.
956
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:58,133
Loan you?
You mean you're actually gonna pay me back?
957
00:53:58,135 --> 00:54:00,069
Don't I always?
958
00:54:00,071 --> 00:54:02,805
Seriously?
959
00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,206
Whatever.
960
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:07,109
Hey, hey. Hey.
961
00:54:08,878 --> 00:54:09,979
Here.
962
00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:14,683
Come on.
963
00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:16,685
- $40?
- Yeah.
964
00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:18,187
That was it.
965
00:54:18,189 --> 00:54:19,622
- Thanks, dad.
- All right. All right.
966
00:54:19,624 --> 00:54:21,290
I'll pay you back. I promise.
967
00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:23,659
That's not necessary.
You don't have to.
968
00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:24,827
Thanks, dad. Love you.
969
00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:27,229
Enjoy your... afternoon.
970
00:54:27,231 --> 00:54:28,030
Love you, too.
971
00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:29,898
Did you do your homework?
972
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:31,100
Um...
973
00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:33,435
well, that's a "no."
974
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:35,804
Okay, so, no film, no movie
975
00:54:35,806 --> 00:54:38,173
Till you do your homework.
976
00:54:38,175 --> 00:54:40,509
All right, all right.
977
00:54:44,714 --> 00:54:46,315
- Hey, sweetie!
- Hey, dad.
978
00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:49,118
- Uh, any homework tomorrow?
- Nope.
979
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,154
Great! See you later.
980
00:54:52,156 --> 00:54:54,990
Hey, uh... dad...
981
00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:56,592
can I borrow 20 bucks?
982
00:54:56,594 --> 00:55:00,696
Me and Alyssa want to catch a
movie later.
983
00:55:01,765 --> 00:55:03,532
Can you borrow 20 bucks?
984
00:55:03,534 --> 00:55:05,200
Yeah.
985
00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:06,435
Um...
986
00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:08,170
Yeah. Sure.
987
00:55:10,707 --> 00:55:11,707
20 bucks.
988
00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:13,809
Great. Thanks, dad.
989
00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:15,678
Yeah.
990
00:55:34,130 --> 00:55:36,565
♪ Ohh
991
00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:42,004
♪ there's a fire in me
992
00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:46,275
♪ embers leap from tree to
993
00:55:46,277 --> 00:55:49,511
Tree ♪
994
00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:51,680
♪ when the forest is burned
995
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:57,019
Down and the animals flee ♪
996
00:55:57,021 --> 00:56:01,390
♪ come draw this fire
997
00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:06,161
Out of me ♪
998
00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:13,068
All right, what the hell's he
doing now?
999
00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:16,271
You look beautiful, sweetie.
1000
00:56:16,273 --> 00:56:18,807
Thanks, "dad."
1001
00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:21,076
You're very talented.
1002
00:56:21,078 --> 00:56:25,681
All that money on lessons was
definitely not wasted.
1003
00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:30,753
Hey.
1004
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:33,622
That was groovy. We should jam.
1005
00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:35,524
He's a really great guitar
player.
1006
00:56:35,526 --> 00:56:37,993
He'll blow your mind. I'm rain.
1007
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,962
I'm Damian.
1008
00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,663
Damian.
1009
00:56:42,966 --> 00:56:44,400
Really?
1010
00:56:44,402 --> 00:56:46,068
Yeah.
1011
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:50,072
Nice to meet you.
1012
00:56:51,841 --> 00:56:54,343
All right, that's just about
enough.
1013
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:58,847
No, no, no! Stop, stop, stop!
I'm telling you, there's, like,
1014
00:56:58,849 --> 00:57:00,449
- A million dads down there.
- So what?
1015
00:57:00,451 --> 00:57:02,718
- It's just part of the movie.
- No, it's not.
1016
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,485
I read the entire script.
1017
00:57:03,487 --> 00:57:05,020
That's not how it's supposed
to be.
1018
00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:05,754
What... All five pages?
1019
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:07,856
No, there's nothing in there
about all these dads!
1020
00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:10,192
All right, all right!
Don't have a heart attack.
1021
00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:11,660
I'm not having a heart attack.
1022
00:57:11,662 --> 00:57:13,595
Dad's the one.
He's, like, freaking out!
1023
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,098
Don't be such a drama queen!
1024
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,000
There's even a kid who calls
1025
00:57:18,002 --> 00:57:21,303
Himself Damian and plays the
guitar.
1026
00:57:21,305 --> 00:57:22,137
So what?
1027
00:57:22,139 --> 00:57:24,006
So that was dad's stage name
1028
00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:25,841
When he was some, like, hippie
1029
00:57:25,843 --> 00:57:27,643
Folk singer in high school.
1030
00:57:27,645 --> 00:57:29,044
Remember?
1031
00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:30,212
No! Don't.
1032
00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:31,647
It'll freak you out.
1033
00:57:31,649 --> 00:57:32,781
I'd love to freak out.
1034
00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:34,349
No, don't...
1035
00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:37,953
Awesome!
1036
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,488
What are you doing here?
1037
00:57:39,490 --> 00:57:40,522
Uh...
1038
00:57:40,524 --> 00:57:43,058
I don't know.
1039
00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,359
Not sure.
1040
00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:45,694
Yeah, I, uh...
1041
00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,062
this is my movie.
1042
00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:49,765
I say what happens.
1043
00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:51,400
Oh, yeah, big shot?
1044
00:57:51,402 --> 00:57:52,267
What happens?
1045
00:57:52,269 --> 00:57:52,801
I don't know.
1046
00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:55,537
But you're not supposed to be
here.
1047
00:57:55,539 --> 00:57:58,006
Only he is.
1048
00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,141
What? Oh.
1049
00:57:59,143 --> 00:57:59,608
Don't look at me.
1050
00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:02,578
Well, maybe we're just trying to
figure out the same thing as you.
1051
00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:05,881
Maybe... Maybe that's why
we're here... To help you.
1052
00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:08,116
- With what?
- Love.
1053
00:58:08,118 --> 00:58:10,185
How to find it. How to keep it.
1054
00:58:10,187 --> 00:58:11,987
Hey, guys, I don't mean to
interrupt or anything, 'cause,
1055
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:14,723
- You know, clearly you got a lot to
work through here. - What?
1056
00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:15,924
I'm just looking at the call
sheet here.
1057
00:58:15,926 --> 00:58:20,095
I'm wondering if any of you
happened to notice which way, uh...
1058
00:58:20,097 --> 00:58:22,097
uh, bathing beauty 3 went?
1059
00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:23,398
Are you kidding?
1060
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,667
She thought you were a little
harsh on her.
1061
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:26,768
You know, all the Jew stuff.
1062
00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:28,003
So I figured that I'd, uh...
1063
00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:28,770
Oh, my god.
1064
00:58:28,772 --> 00:58:31,340
Okay, whatever.
Listen, I'll just... I'll leave
1065
00:58:31,342 --> 00:58:33,408
You guys to it.
1066
00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:38,046
We just want to fall in love.
Same as you.
1067
00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:39,381
I don't want to fall in love.
1068
00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:41,850
Been there, done that.
1069
00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:49,157
Just think how you felt when
you first met Joanne.
1070
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:51,393
How beautiful it was.
1071
00:58:51,395 --> 00:58:53,829
And what did you do?
1072
00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:55,163
You totally blew it.
1073
00:58:55,165 --> 00:58:55,864
He does?
1074
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,200
There's still time.
1075
00:59:05,441 --> 00:59:06,808
Huh.
1076
00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:08,577
- That's not a real quote.
- Yeah, it is.
1077
00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:11,079
- It's from a song.
- That I wrote.
1078
00:59:11,081 --> 00:59:14,283
So that doesn't count.
1079
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:20,322
Come on. You know this one.
1080
00:59:25,428 --> 00:59:29,398
You know this one.
1081
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,466
♪ Love is a pain
1082
00:59:31,468 --> 00:59:36,772
♪ you might as well put a bullet
straight through your brain ♪
1083
00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:41,276
♪ you want to see your life spin
out of control ♪
1084
00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:44,146
♪ right down the drain
1085
00:59:44,148 --> 00:59:45,547
♪ go ahead
1086
00:59:45,549 --> 00:59:47,282
♪ fall in love
1087
00:59:47,284 --> 00:59:48,884
♪ it's a pain
1088
00:59:48,886 --> 00:59:51,853
♪ love is a drag
1089
00:59:51,855 --> 00:59:53,822
♪ after the bomb explodes
1090
00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:58,527
♪ the dust's so thick, you start
to gag! ♪
1091
00:59:58,529 --> 01:00:02,531
♪ Pick up your million
shattered pieces ♪
1092
01:00:02,533 --> 01:00:05,367
♪ put 'em in a body bag
1093
01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:07,302
♪ go ahead, fall in love
1094
01:00:07,304 --> 01:00:08,203
♪ it's a drag
1095
01:00:08,205 --> 01:00:10,939
♪ yeah, baby, it's a drag
1096
01:00:11,808 --> 01:00:15,377
♪ listen, my children,
to what I say to you ♪
1097
01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:16,612
♪ love really stinks
1098
01:00:16,614 --> 01:00:18,780
♪ it never, ever, ever, ever is
true ♪
1099
01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:24,920
♪ it always promises forever,
but then it never lasts ♪
1100
01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:28,190
♪ it never la-a-a-sts!
1101
01:00:28,192 --> 01:00:33,328
♪ It never lasts!
1102
01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:41,870
Huh.
1103
01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:42,871
Shall we?
1104
01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:44,473
Yeah.
1105
01:00:45,842 --> 01:00:46,842
Uh...
1106
01:00:46,844 --> 01:00:50,712
anyone else think that song was
a little harsh?
1107
01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:51,113
Kinda.
1108
01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:53,682
Is that seriously how I'm
gonna become?
1109
01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:55,550
No. Never.
1110
01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:56,551
I mean, he's so jaded.
1111
01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:57,819
You're nothing like that.
1112
01:00:57,821 --> 01:01:00,656
Crap. You don't get it.
1113
01:01:00,658 --> 01:01:02,290
Sure we do.
1114
01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:04,459
You're just a helpless... Oh, I
1115
01:01:04,461 --> 01:01:07,562
Mean, hopeless romantic.
1116
01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:11,133
That's it.
1117
01:01:11,135 --> 01:01:13,035
Run away.
1118
01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:14,403
Same as always.
1119
01:01:14,405 --> 01:01:16,371
Don't blame us when we end up
1120
01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:18,206
Old and alone and in a room
1121
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,342
Somewhere with no one to even
1122
01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:21,376
Change our diaper.
1123
01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:23,745
Whose fault would it be then,
1124
01:01:23,747 --> 01:01:24,646
Huh?
1125
01:01:24,648 --> 01:01:27,182
Okay, fuck you.
1126
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:28,183
Fuck you.
1127
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:31,086
You better be gone when I get
back.
1128
01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:33,422
All of you!
1129
01:01:35,491 --> 01:01:36,758
All of you.
1130
01:01:46,135 --> 01:01:48,470
This is so awesome.
1131
01:01:53,009 --> 01:01:56,244
Making movies sucks.
1132
01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:00,816
I'd rather pay bills and balance
checkbooks.
1133
01:02:00,818 --> 01:02:02,217
I should have been an
accountant.
1134
01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:04,419
Everything would have been so
much easier!
1135
01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:07,189
One... I could have been a cool
1136
01:02:07,191 --> 01:02:09,224
Accountant, not a nerdy one.
1137
01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:12,060
Cool... The hank moody of
accountants.
1138
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,962
Cool clothes, cool chicks, cool
1139
01:02:13,964 --> 01:02:16,465
Cars, cool watches, cool,
cool, cool.
1140
01:02:16,467 --> 01:02:19,201
Two... Meet some beautiful
girls.
1141
01:02:19,203 --> 01:02:20,235
"What do you do?"
1142
01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,803
"Me? I'm an accountant."
1143
01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:22,504
"Ooh! Really?"
1144
01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:24,473
"Yeah, I play around with other
1145
01:02:24,475 --> 01:02:26,541
People's money all day long."
1146
01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:28,210
"That's so sexy."
1147
01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:30,112
"Yeah.
Let's go back to my place."
1148
01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:32,614
"I thought you'd never ask."
1149
01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,349
I heard that.
1150
01:02:34,351 --> 01:02:35,617
Hey.
1151
01:02:35,619 --> 01:02:37,552
You did not.
1152
01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:40,522
It's all internal dialogue.
1153
01:02:40,524 --> 01:02:41,656
I'm not exactly sure what
1154
01:02:41,658 --> 01:02:45,594
That means, but I heard it
nevertheless.
1155
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,601
Thank you.
1156
01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:53,902
Hey, Jake.
1157
01:02:53,904 --> 01:02:56,204
Yeah?
1158
01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:57,739
Do you want to make out?
1159
01:02:57,741 --> 01:02:58,273
Say what?
1160
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:02,477
I was just... thinking you and
I should make out.
1161
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:05,680
Why?
1162
01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:08,784
No reason.
1163
01:03:08,786 --> 01:03:11,386
Just because.
1164
01:03:14,257 --> 01:03:17,292
Hey, didn't we make out one time
before?
1165
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:17,859
Yeah.
1166
01:03:17,861 --> 01:03:23,198
Like 25 years ago, when we first met,
but, like, for a second, maybe.
1167
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,734
L-I don't remember that.
1168
01:03:25,736 --> 01:03:26,468
Thanks.
1169
01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:27,536
No, I mean, no offense.
1170
01:03:27,538 --> 01:03:28,403
It's just... Are you sure?
1171
01:03:28,405 --> 01:03:30,839
Yeah.
I don't forget things like that.
1172
01:03:30,841 --> 01:03:31,306
Oh, yeah?
1173
01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:32,641
Well, what about that woman we
1174
01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:34,176
Met that time and she went on
1175
01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:35,510
And on about how you dated and
1176
01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:38,713
You hadn't a clue who she was?
1177
01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:39,447
No, she was lying.
1178
01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:41,516
I'd never seen her before
in my life.
1179
01:03:41,518 --> 01:03:42,584
Why would she do that?
1180
01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:44,085
Well, because you don't
1181
01:03:44,087 --> 01:03:45,787
Remember making out with me.
1182
01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:50,926
Let's go for a hike.
1183
01:03:52,562 --> 01:03:54,763
But I was serious.
1184
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,001
Really?
1185
01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:04,005
Yeah.
1186
01:04:29,799 --> 01:04:31,366
That was fun.
1187
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:33,635
It was even better than the
first time.
1188
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:37,439
I thought you didn't remember
the first time.
1189
01:04:37,441 --> 01:04:38,974
I don't.
1190
01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:43,011
But if it was that good,
I wouldn't have forgotten.
1191
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,215
Okay. Let's go for a hike.
1192
01:04:50,186 --> 01:04:52,554
Yeah. Whatever.
1193
01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:07,035
Hey! Jake!
1194
01:05:07,037 --> 01:05:07,569
Yeah.
1195
01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:10,105
Jake, am I working today?
1196
01:05:12,341 --> 01:05:14,709
Dibs on the Porsche.
1197
01:05:16,512 --> 01:05:17,512
I got the Volvo!
1198
01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:18,313
Hey! What about me?!
1199
01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:21,216
Maybe I want to go somewhere,
too, you jerks!
1200
01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:26,087
Okay, does anybody know if
I'm working today?
1201
01:05:28,391 --> 01:05:30,892
Hey.
1202
01:05:32,361 --> 01:05:34,829
This your first day?
1203
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,800
Ohh.
1204
01:05:38,802 --> 01:05:39,601
Old Porsche.
1205
01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:41,636
- Ooh.
- Oh, my god.
1206
01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:43,538
I love that sound.
1207
01:05:51,047 --> 01:05:52,080
Oh, hell no.
1208
01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:52,814
♪ You beautiful doll
1209
01:05:52,816 --> 01:05:55,016
♪ you great big, beautiful
doll ♪
1210
01:05:55,018 --> 01:05:58,553
What is this...
Cirque Du soleil?
1211
01:06:00,489 --> 01:06:03,058
Hey!
You should be wearing a helmet!
1212
01:06:04,895 --> 01:06:06,962
Come on.
1213
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:21,977
Well?
1214
01:06:21,979 --> 01:06:26,014
It's not easy reading backwards.
1215
01:06:27,850 --> 01:06:29,651
"Daily om."
1216
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:33,021
That's a lot of pressure.
1217
01:06:33,023 --> 01:06:34,389
I rely on you.
1218
01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:37,692
A quote from a website...
Really?
1219
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:38,526
Yeah.
1220
01:06:38,528 --> 01:06:41,196
And I'm very confused.
1221
01:06:42,565 --> 01:06:46,668
Well, then you've come to the
right place.
1222
01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:48,036
Tell me something, Jake.
1223
01:06:48,038 --> 01:06:48,803
Mm-Hmm.
1224
01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:49,637
Are you happy?
1225
01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:51,072
I don't know why I wouldn't be.
1226
01:06:51,074 --> 01:06:53,775
I mean, I've got so much to be
happy about, you know?
1227
01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:55,143
I mean, I got a beautiful home,
1228
01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:59,180
Friends, some money,
wonderful kids. You know?
1229
01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:00,882
I'm still meeting women, which,
1230
01:07:00,884 --> 01:07:04,119
At my age, is, you know, it's
pretty amazing.
1231
01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:08,156
So... yeah. I'm... I'm happy.
1232
01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:10,225
Of course, those things have
1233
01:07:10,227 --> 01:07:12,527
Nothing to do with the question
1234
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:13,528
I'm asking you.
1235
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,797
I mean, you can go out for a
1236
01:07:15,799 --> 01:07:17,732
Great dinner, you can...
1237
01:07:17,734 --> 01:07:19,534
kiss a beautiful woman.
1238
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:21,436
These are pleasures, you know?
1239
01:07:21,438 --> 01:07:25,573
You... You feel a rush of
endorphins in that moment.
1240
01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:27,142
You can have great moments of
1241
01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:30,378
Pleasure in your life and still
be unhappy.
1242
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:32,080
So, my question remains...
1243
01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:33,481
Are you happy?
1244
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,521
I guess if you put it that way,
1245
01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:41,456
No, I'm not.
1246
01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:44,225
Big surprise.
1247
01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:47,162
Mitch Klein?
1248
01:07:47,164 --> 01:07:47,862
Hello, dear.
1249
01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:49,564
Jake, that's your father!
1250
01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:50,532
Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
1251
01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:52,934
- You're... He's... He's...
- Dead?
1252
01:07:52,936 --> 01:07:54,002
What can I say?
1253
01:07:54,004 --> 01:07:56,371
He's like the ghost of
Jacob Marley.
1254
01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:57,672
Where are your chains, dad?
1255
01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,140
- Jacob who?
- Never mind.
1256
01:07:59,142 --> 01:08:01,009
I did most of the reading
in the family.
1257
01:08:01,011 --> 01:08:03,645
Jake, it's no wonder you're
not happy.
1258
01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:05,880
You should have never ended your
1259
01:08:05,882 --> 01:08:06,181
Marriage.
1260
01:08:06,183 --> 01:08:08,850
I didn't end my marriage, dad.
1261
01:08:08,852 --> 01:08:09,350
She left me.
1262
01:08:09,352 --> 01:08:11,252
Successful marriage is the
key to happiness.
1263
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:11,986
I didn't leave her, dad.
1264
01:08:11,988 --> 01:08:14,456
Your mother and I were
married 55 years... Until I
1265
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,558
Passed away,
which kind of ended that.
1266
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,493
Yeah? Well,
maybe it wasn't such a bed
1267
01:08:18,495 --> 01:08:19,227
Of roses as you might think.
1268
01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:21,196
- What's that supposed to mean?
- I don't know.
1269
01:08:21,198 --> 01:08:25,834
Maybe mom...
thought you were difficult.
1270
01:08:25,836 --> 01:08:28,069
She said that?
1271
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:32,907
No, she didn't.
I-I'm just talking shit.
1272
01:08:32,909 --> 01:08:33,541
I'm sorry.
1273
01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:35,243
I guess it's because, you know,
1274
01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:36,744
You just keep saying that I left
1275
01:08:36,746 --> 01:08:37,879
My marriage, which I didn't do.
1276
01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:41,382
Jake, I don't know how you
could have done what you did.
1277
01:08:41,384 --> 01:08:43,952
I didn't leave her, dad!
1278
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:47,622
What, am I talking to myself?
1279
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:48,723
Apparently.
1280
01:08:50,861 --> 01:08:52,727
Oy. Oy.
1281
01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:54,796
Beth, this is my grandfather.
1282
01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:56,865
He's been dead for 30 years.
1283
01:08:56,867 --> 01:08:57,332
Uh...
1284
01:08:57,334 --> 01:09:00,935
granddad, this is my best
friend, Beth.
1285
01:09:00,937 --> 01:09:02,904
Ah. Very attractive.
1286
01:09:02,906 --> 01:09:04,606
Thank you.
1287
01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:06,274
- Jewish?
- No.
1288
01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,376
She's, uh, she's not Jewish,
grandpa.
1289
01:09:08,378 --> 01:09:09,777
At your age, I suppose it
1290
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:10,879
Doesn't make that much
1291
01:09:10,881 --> 01:09:11,412
Difference, tateleh.
1292
01:09:11,414 --> 01:09:13,781
You're certainly not gonna have
any kids anymore.
1293
01:09:13,783 --> 01:09:16,684
But, believe me, you're much
better off with a Jewish girl.
1294
01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:19,521
We're... We're just best
friends, grandpa.
1295
01:09:19,523 --> 01:09:21,756
What ever happened to
Joanne Cohen?
1296
01:09:21,758 --> 01:09:23,458
She may have been your cousin,
1297
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,926
But at least she was Jewish.
1298
01:09:24,928 --> 01:09:26,694
Okay, hello. Hello.
1299
01:09:26,696 --> 01:09:27,762
I'm right here.
1300
01:09:27,764 --> 01:09:28,863
I'm sorry, dear.
1301
01:09:28,865 --> 01:09:30,131
L-I don't mean any harm.
1302
01:09:30,133 --> 01:09:32,800
I'm just a silly, old, Jewish
grandfather.
1303
01:09:32,802 --> 01:09:33,968
And I'm sure that your family
1304
01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:37,138
Would much rather you marry some
nice catholic boy.
1305
01:09:37,140 --> 01:09:38,273
Um...
1306
01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:40,942
I'm protestant.
1307
01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:41,442
I...
1308
01:09:41,444 --> 01:09:43,311
But, anyway, as Jake said, we're
just good friends.
1309
01:09:43,313 --> 01:09:45,413
And that was some friendly
kiss back there.
1310
01:09:45,415 --> 01:09:46,881
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second.
1311
01:09:46,883 --> 01:09:50,051
I've just had about enough
of this.
1312
01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:52,420
What do you two guys want?
1313
01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,889
I'm all grown up now, you know?
1314
01:09:54,891 --> 01:09:55,223
Shit.
1315
01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:57,792
I mean, I'll... I'll be
collecting social security
1316
01:09:57,794 --> 01:09:58,359
Before you know it.
1317
01:09:58,361 --> 01:10:00,428
Does anybody know the
combination to this lock?
1318
01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:02,397
I'm getting, like,
really exhausted.
1319
01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:05,967
I want to, you know, like, lock
this thing up someplace.
1320
01:10:05,969 --> 01:10:06,734
Jakey!
1321
01:10:06,736 --> 01:10:08,369
"Damian"!
1322
01:10:08,371 --> 01:10:10,171
Hi, grandpa.
1323
01:10:10,173 --> 01:10:11,272
Jake!
1324
01:10:11,274 --> 01:10:14,008
Sheryl?
1325
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:16,144
Oh, shit.
1326
01:10:16,146 --> 01:10:18,947
Oh, no, no, no.
1327
01:10:18,949 --> 01:10:20,181
Stay! No!
1328
01:10:20,183 --> 01:10:21,616
No! Hey, hey!
1329
01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:24,085
- Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!
- Oh.
1330
01:10:24,087 --> 01:10:25,019
Hell no.
1331
01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:27,455
Hell no!
1332
01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:29,257
Jake!
1333
01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:31,392
Jake! Jake!
1334
01:10:32,695 --> 01:10:35,029
Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!
Sorry! Sorry!
1335
01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:35,430
Hey, man!
1336
01:10:35,432 --> 01:10:37,699
My past... It's catching up
with me!
1337
01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:39,300
I'm serious! Look out!
1338
01:10:39,302 --> 01:10:43,071
Look o-o-o-o-out!!
1339
01:10:43,073 --> 01:10:44,339
Oh. So sorry.
1340
01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:46,641
What the hell?
1341
01:10:46,643 --> 01:10:47,108
Jake, wait!
1342
01:10:47,110 --> 01:10:49,344
I came all the way from Chicago!
1343
01:10:49,346 --> 01:10:50,211
Sorry!
1344
01:10:50,213 --> 01:10:51,846
Jesus!
1345
01:10:55,452 --> 01:10:57,118
Joanne?
1346
01:11:04,827 --> 01:11:07,795
Jake!
1347
01:11:07,797 --> 01:11:10,498
Am I working today or not?
1348
01:11:12,968 --> 01:11:14,502
Hey.
1349
01:11:58,947 --> 01:12:00,214
Shh.
1350
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,020
Hey.
1351
01:12:06,022 --> 01:12:07,455
Hello.
1352
01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:13,027
Noisy, isn't he?
1353
01:12:14,097 --> 01:12:16,431
Yeah. You always were.
1354
01:12:16,433 --> 01:12:17,965
I was not.
1355
01:12:17,967 --> 01:12:20,201
Ohhh.
1356
01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:29,610
Are you really Joanne?
1357
01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:31,212
Yeah.
1358
01:12:32,381 --> 01:12:35,216
My Joanne?
1359
01:12:35,218 --> 01:12:36,951
Yes.
1360
01:12:38,188 --> 01:12:40,021
Far out.
1361
01:12:45,627 --> 01:12:48,596
Chicago... All the way from
Chicago.
1362
01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:49,297
And you do this... You guys
1363
01:12:49,299 --> 01:12:52,834
Do this... You see each other
two or three times a year?
1364
01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:54,035
Yes.
1365
01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:55,503
You serious?
1366
01:12:55,505 --> 01:12:57,438
Why? Why would you do that?
1367
01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:00,007
Well, I probably wouldn't if
1368
01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:03,478
It were anyone else.
1369
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:06,114
Huh.
1370
01:13:06,116 --> 01:13:09,917
Oh. I'm sor... I'm sorry.
1371
01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:13,521
I just... I think he's a jerk.
1372
01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:15,390
I... No. If... If... If it were
1373
01:13:15,392 --> 01:13:20,828
Me, I mean, I would not let you
out of my sight for a second,
1374
01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:22,697
And I mean that. No, seriously.
1375
01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:25,032
L-I think you've got it all.
Look at you.
1376
01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:27,168
You're... You're... You're
beautiful.
1377
01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:30,238
You're... You know, you're
funny, you're smart.
1378
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:32,607
I think...
1379
01:13:32,609 --> 01:13:35,076
I just think that he is out of
his mind.
1380
01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:36,043
That's what I think.
1381
01:13:36,045 --> 01:13:37,512
Well...
1382
01:13:37,514 --> 01:13:41,682
as a matter of fact,
I have thought that myself...
1383
01:13:41,684 --> 01:13:43,050
- on occasion.
- On occasion?
1384
01:13:43,052 --> 01:13:45,853
Try working for him, okay?
1385
01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:48,856
It's just "ooh-Ooh!"
1386
01:13:50,393 --> 01:13:54,896
How much, uh, how much longer
you in town?
1387
01:13:54,898 --> 01:14:00,034
Mm... it depends. I don't know.
1388
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:05,072
You guys planning on seeing
each other that time or...
1389
01:14:05,074 --> 01:14:07,408
well, talk to Jake.
1390
01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:10,945
I'll talk to Jake, all right.
1391
01:14:15,852 --> 01:14:19,654
So... how have you been all
this time?
1392
01:14:19,656 --> 01:14:22,089
Like, who are you? I mean...
1393
01:14:22,091 --> 01:14:23,357
who did you become?
1394
01:14:23,359 --> 01:14:25,927
You know, what did you do?
1395
01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:28,629
Becoming me.
1396
01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:30,898
I've had a beautiful life.
1397
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,900
So what are you now?
1398
01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:34,435
Like... 40?
1399
01:14:35,438 --> 01:14:37,138
40?
1400
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,206
God, I wish.
1401
01:14:38,208 --> 01:14:41,142
No, you're gonna have to add
quite a bit to that.
1402
01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:45,780
So, did you ever get married
or did you ever have kids?
1403
01:14:45,782 --> 01:14:49,350
Yeah, I was married once
a long time ago.
1404
01:14:49,352 --> 01:14:52,053
Didn't work out.
1405
01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:54,021
I have a daughter.
1406
01:14:54,023 --> 01:14:56,390
She's a grown woman now.
1407
01:14:59,528 --> 01:15:01,896
We were supposed to have kids.
1408
01:15:01,898 --> 01:15:05,333
I mean, we used to talk about
that all the time.
1409
01:15:12,674 --> 01:15:13,674
And what the hell happened?
1410
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:18,846
I mean, how... How is it that we
didn't end up together?
1411
01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:22,116
I guess we both just needed to
be free.
1412
01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:24,051
What does that even mean?
1413
01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:24,986
I mean, I don't get that.
1414
01:15:24,988 --> 01:15:28,055
I mean, who says I ever wanted
to be free?
1415
01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:41,869
♪ Good morni-i-i-i-ng!
1416
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:43,504
Rise and shine!
1417
01:15:43,506 --> 01:15:45,406
Let's go! Get up!
1418
01:15:45,408 --> 01:15:46,807
Gonna be late for school!
1419
01:15:46,809 --> 01:15:48,676
Go!
1420
01:15:57,419 --> 01:15:58,653
I met him on jdate.
1421
01:15:58,655 --> 01:16:01,856
And, then, that's a Jewish
dating site, isn't it?
1422
01:16:01,858 --> 01:16:03,357
Yes.
1423
01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:05,726
So, you're Jewish.
1424
01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:06,794
No.
1425
01:16:06,796 --> 01:16:08,563
So, then, why were you on jdate?
1426
01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:10,965
Lots of girls who aren't
Jewish are.
1427
01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:12,266
I like Jewish guys.
1428
01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:12,967
Why is that?
1429
01:16:12,969 --> 01:16:15,169
Are you... Are you some sort of
a Woody Allen fan?
1430
01:16:15,171 --> 01:16:17,905
Something like that?
1431
01:16:18,441 --> 01:16:21,142
Everybody knows that Jewish
1432
01:16:21,144 --> 01:16:23,411
Men make the best providers.
1433
01:16:23,413 --> 01:16:26,581
And they never hit their wives.
1434
01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:30,284
Well, I thought he was nice and
all that.
1435
01:16:30,286 --> 01:16:31,385
But, um...
1436
01:16:31,387 --> 01:16:34,055
he wasn't really my type.
1437
01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:35,423
A little too Jewish.
1438
01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:38,125
So... So it wasn't a match.
1439
01:16:38,127 --> 01:16:39,327
No way.
1440
01:16:40,663 --> 01:16:43,364
But... But he was totally
into me, though.
1441
01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:45,933
L-I kind of felt bad about that.
1442
01:16:45,935 --> 01:16:46,801
Well, it was obvious.
1443
01:16:46,803 --> 01:16:49,270
He sent me a bunch of e-mails
after that.
1444
01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:49,971
I just never answered.
1445
01:16:49,973 --> 01:16:53,507
That is such bull.
I didn't e-Mail you.
1446
01:16:53,509 --> 01:16:54,275
You did too.
1447
01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:57,044
No, yo... No, no.
You e-Mailed me.
1448
01:16:57,046 --> 01:16:58,613
As if.
1449
01:16:58,615 --> 01:17:00,448
You want me to get my laptop?
I-I-I'll show you.
1450
01:17:00,450 --> 01:17:03,017
Okay, all right, all right,
all right, you two...
1451
01:17:03,019 --> 01:17:04,485
Plus... Plus...
1452
01:17:04,487 --> 01:17:06,153
he lied on his profile.
1453
01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:08,522
I think he lied about his age.
1454
01:17:08,524 --> 01:17:09,557
Is that true?
1455
01:17:10,893 --> 01:17:12,126
It's totally not true.
1456
01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:12,793
Yeah. I doubt that.
1457
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:16,430
What about you?
Your profile said that you were
1458
01:17:16,432 --> 01:17:18,399
Slender.
1459
01:17:18,401 --> 01:17:19,700
And?
1460
01:17:19,702 --> 01:17:21,002
And...
1461
01:17:21,004 --> 01:17:22,370
listen, I think you're lovely.
1462
01:17:22,372 --> 01:17:23,638
I just can't understand why you
1463
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,940
Just wouldn't describe yourself
as you really are.
1464
01:17:25,942 --> 01:17:28,809
And that way, you would just get
calls from guys who are only
1465
01:17:28,811 --> 01:17:33,014
Into... Interested
in people like you.
1466
01:17:33,016 --> 01:17:33,781
People like me?
1467
01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:36,751
Yeah... People who aren't...
1468
01:17:36,753 --> 01:17:38,753
slender.
1469
01:17:38,755 --> 01:17:42,490
I am slender.
1470
01:17:44,593 --> 01:17:46,627
Okay, let's get out of here,
kids.
1471
01:17:46,629 --> 01:17:48,062
We're gonna be late.
1472
01:17:48,064 --> 01:17:49,497
I'm slender.
1473
01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:50,665
Absolutely.
1474
01:17:50,667 --> 01:17:53,300
Are you Jewish?
1475
01:17:53,302 --> 01:17:54,835
- What?
- You were on jdate?
1476
01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:58,072
Yeah, but just for one second.
1477
01:17:58,074 --> 01:17:58,506
That's all.
1478
01:17:58,508 --> 01:18:01,108
You're... You're...
You're such a loser.
1479
01:18:01,110 --> 01:18:02,009
No, I'm not!
1480
01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,278
I think it's great that people take
their destinies into their hands.
1481
01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:07,348
I know a lot of people who have met
their husbands and wives that way.
1482
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:08,949
It just wasn't for me. Come on.
1483
01:18:08,951 --> 01:18:09,784
Come on, come on, come on.
1484
01:18:09,786 --> 01:18:11,719
- I need the keys. Buh-Bye.
- Hey!
1485
01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:13,187
Driver!
1486
01:18:15,825 --> 01:18:17,425
Hey!
1487
01:18:17,427 --> 01:18:18,159
Wait up!
1488
01:18:18,161 --> 01:18:20,528
The hell you think you're going?
1489
01:18:20,530 --> 01:18:22,329
School, man. Driver.
1490
01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:23,030
Uh, get real, dude.
1491
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,832
You're totally in the wrong
generation.
1492
01:18:24,834 --> 01:18:27,768
Do you even know what an
automatic transmission is?
1493
01:18:27,770 --> 01:18:30,504
Why are you going to school,
anyway?
1494
01:18:30,506 --> 01:18:31,672
Uh, I don't know.
1495
01:18:31,674 --> 01:18:33,441
Aren't I supposed to?
1496
01:18:33,443 --> 01:18:35,276
How old are you?
1497
01:18:35,278 --> 01:18:37,545
17.
1498
01:18:37,547 --> 01:18:40,448
Get in.
1499
01:18:40,450 --> 01:18:42,650
Scoot over.
1500
01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:45,453
All right.
1501
01:18:45,455 --> 01:18:48,856
Make sure you don't hit the
fence.
1502
01:18:48,858 --> 01:18:50,057
Again.
1503
01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:51,392
Got it, loser.
1504
01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:54,395
You know, give me the keys.
1505
01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:56,197
W-W-What are you doing?
1506
01:18:56,199 --> 01:18:57,531
We're gonna be late.
1507
01:18:57,533 --> 01:18:59,667
No, we won't.
1508
01:18:59,669 --> 01:19:01,836
Dad...
1509
01:19:01,838 --> 01:19:03,104
Oh, my god.
1510
01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:05,339
Why does everybody keep doing
this?
1511
01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:07,408
Stepping out.
1512
01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:10,144
You know, sometimes this is,
um...
1513
01:19:11,047 --> 01:19:12,947
Um...
I mean, what I'm trying to say...
1514
01:19:12,949 --> 01:19:15,983
trying to say is, um...
what I want to say...
1515
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:21,422
These things that are...
That are happening to me...
1516
01:19:23,392 --> 01:19:26,594
Come on, dad! Let's go!
1517
01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:32,500
Ah. Shit.
1518
01:19:33,202 --> 01:19:35,169
Marcus Aurelius, emperor of
1519
01:19:35,171 --> 01:19:36,103
Rome in the second century
1520
01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:37,705
A.D., Reigned through war
and disaster.
1521
01:19:37,707 --> 01:19:40,741
He thought that all things in
life flowed naturally and it
1522
01:19:40,743 --> 01:19:45,846
Was better to go with the flow
than to fight against it.
1523
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:53,320
Marcus Aurelius... Seriously?
1524
01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:56,223
Would have thought it was
the Beatles.
1525
01:19:56,225 --> 01:19:58,926
All right. I give up.
1526
01:19:58,928 --> 01:20:00,127
I can do that.
1527
01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:02,730
I can do that. I can relax.
1528
01:20:02,732 --> 01:20:04,098
Go with the flow.
1529
01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:09,503
I wonder who said "do your own
thing."
1530
01:20:09,505 --> 01:20:11,572
Julius Caesar?
1531
01:20:15,443 --> 01:20:16,744
Let's go.
1532
01:20:16,746 --> 01:20:19,113
Let's go with the flow.
1533
01:20:43,038 --> 01:20:46,507
I can tell there's a
gentleman in there.
1534
01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:47,708
Hey. Jake.
1535
01:20:47,710 --> 01:20:48,475
Hey, Jake.
1536
01:20:48,477 --> 01:20:51,212
Oh, wow. You're both named Jake?
1537
01:20:51,214 --> 01:20:53,080
Jake and Jake. Jake squared.
1538
01:20:53,082 --> 01:20:56,550
- More like Jake to the fifth.
- Huh?
1539
01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:58,219
It's an inside joke.
1540
01:20:58,221 --> 01:20:59,386
- Oh.
- Yeah.
1541
01:21:00,122 --> 01:21:01,655
But remember... I'm Jake and
1542
01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:02,790
He's Jake, but a lot of people
1543
01:21:02,792 --> 01:21:06,026
Think that he's Jake and I'm Jake,
but it's really the other way around.
1544
01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:08,062
Nah, he's full of it.
Don't listen to him.
1545
01:21:08,064 --> 01:21:10,464
I'm Jake. He's... He's Jake.
1546
01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:10,998
Okay.
1547
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,167
> Hey, Jake, can you meet me in
the dining room in 10 minutes?
1548
01:21:13,169 --> 01:21:15,336
- What's up, Jake?
- Nothing... I just have a few
1549
01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:17,071
Things I want to talk over with
everyone.
1550
01:21:17,073 --> 01:21:19,273
No problem.
I'll be right there, Jake.
1551
01:21:19,275 --> 01:21:20,474
Oh. Me too?
1552
01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:23,777
No, just Jakes.
1553
01:21:23,779 --> 01:21:26,547
Oh. Okay.
1554
01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:27,448
Well...
1555
01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:28,349
Jake.
1556
01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:29,984
It was really nice talking
with you.
1557
01:21:29,986 --> 01:21:32,119
- Mm-Hmm.
- How about we talk a little
1558
01:21:32,121 --> 01:21:34,955
More about that part after your
meeting?
1559
01:21:34,957 --> 01:21:35,422
- Yeah?
- What?
1560
01:21:35,424 --> 01:21:39,860
Like you wouldn't do the same
thing if you were making a movie?
1561
01:21:48,536 --> 01:21:51,572
Richie?
1562
01:21:51,574 --> 01:21:54,441
Is that you? Richie madden?
1563
01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:56,777
I'm Richard madden.
1564
01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:00,447
Nice to see you,
my young friend.
1565
01:22:00,449 --> 01:22:01,248
How are you?
1566
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:02,082
I'm... I'm fine!
1567
01:22:02,084 --> 01:22:05,920
But... look at you...
All growed up!
1568
01:22:05,922 --> 01:22:07,154
I can't believe it!
1569
01:22:07,156 --> 01:22:08,789
It's like Gandalf the Grey.
1570
01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:10,624
And look at that stomach!
1571
01:22:11,594 --> 01:22:12,626
Excuse me?
1572
01:22:12,628 --> 01:22:14,295
Oh, god, no, I'm sorry.
1573
01:22:14,297 --> 01:22:15,162
I'm just kidding.
1574
01:22:15,164 --> 01:22:16,297
No, really, though, man,
1575
01:22:16,299 --> 01:22:18,299
You really let yourself go!
1576
01:22:18,301 --> 01:22:20,768
I-I-I'm sorry.
I'm not really remembering...
1577
01:22:20,770 --> 01:22:22,670
Hey, Jake.
Hey, man, listen, I'm calling a
1578
01:22:22,672 --> 01:22:24,405
Little meeting
in the dining room.
1579
01:22:24,407 --> 01:22:25,773
All the others are coming.
1580
01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:26,674
Okay, great.
1581
01:22:26,676 --> 01:22:28,142
All right?
1582
01:22:28,144 --> 01:22:29,076
Jake.
1583
01:22:29,078 --> 01:22:30,477
Yeah?
1584
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:31,879
Hey. Richard. How's it going?
1585
01:22:31,881 --> 01:22:32,947
What's going on here?
1586
01:22:32,949 --> 01:22:33,781
Oh, nothing, man.
1587
01:22:33,783 --> 01:22:35,649
Just got a little family issue.
1588
01:22:35,651 --> 01:22:36,784
Enjoy yourself.
1589
01:22:36,786 --> 01:22:37,184
Come on.
1590
01:22:37,186 --> 01:22:39,620
Later, Richie.
1591
01:22:39,622 --> 01:22:41,722
"Richard."
1592
01:22:41,724 --> 01:22:43,190
Y-Yeah.
1593
01:22:43,192 --> 01:22:44,758
L-Later.
1594
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:47,661
Jesus! Richie madden!
What the hell happened to him?
1595
01:22:47,663 --> 01:22:49,997
I mean, he used to be so
good-Looking!
1596
01:22:49,999 --> 01:22:52,733
God, we really held up a whole
lot better than him.
1597
01:22:52,735 --> 01:22:54,201
Good job.
1598
01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:55,869
- You think?
- Oh, yeah.
1599
01:22:55,871 --> 01:22:58,439
- Really?
- Yeah.
1600
01:22:58,441 --> 01:23:00,674
Yeah. All right. Good.
1601
01:23:00,676 --> 01:23:03,344
Good. Good.
1602
01:23:03,346 --> 01:23:05,112
First of all, I want to thank
1603
01:23:05,114 --> 01:23:07,548
You, uh, all for,
uh, being here.
1604
01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:10,217
I mean, I got to admit, at first,
I was a little freaked out.
1605
01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:14,321
I mean, you know, it's not every
day, uh, someone gets to hang
1606
01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:15,322
Out with themselves.
1607
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:18,759
Literally.
1608
01:23:21,897 --> 01:23:24,732
Yeah, I was freaked out.
1609
01:23:24,734 --> 01:23:26,000
Anyway, all in all, this has
1610
01:23:26,002 --> 01:23:30,037
Turned out to be one of the best
experiences of my life.
1611
01:23:30,039 --> 01:23:31,772
All right.
1612
01:23:31,774 --> 01:23:35,342
As you all know all too well,
I've been looking for love all
1613
01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:38,912
My life, and the journey has
been brutal.
1614
01:23:38,914 --> 01:23:39,646
Amen to that.
1615
01:23:39,648 --> 01:23:42,282
Covered a lot of territory.
1616
01:23:42,284 --> 01:23:43,283
And I just wanted to thank
1617
01:23:43,285 --> 01:23:45,185
You and let you know how much I
1618
01:23:45,187 --> 01:23:47,554
Appreciate and understand that
1619
01:23:47,556 --> 01:23:50,524
You all being here is to help me
1620
01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:53,827
Try to figure this
whole mess out.
1621
01:23:53,829 --> 01:23:55,796
Okay.
1622
01:23:56,998 --> 01:23:58,532
Who's it gonna be?
1623
01:23:58,534 --> 01:23:59,767
Who's it g...
1624
01:23:59,769 --> 01:24:01,702
Uh, what do you mean?
1625
01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:03,037
Who did you pick?
1626
01:24:03,039 --> 01:24:04,538
No. No, no, no.
1627
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,373
That is not why I called
you here.
1628
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:07,641
Well, obviously it's Joanne.
1629
01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:09,743
Joanne? You got to be kidding.
1630
01:24:09,745 --> 01:24:11,345
She's the perfect choice.
1631
01:24:11,347 --> 01:24:12,913
I mean, when Joanne and I met,
1632
01:24:12,915 --> 01:24:14,248
It was love at first sight.
1633
01:24:14,250 --> 01:24:16,817
Absolutely no doubt
it was meant to be.
1634
01:24:16,819 --> 01:24:17,384
Are you serious?
1635
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:20,120
I mean, Joanne is great, but she
was never there for us.
1636
01:24:20,122 --> 01:24:23,190
She was the quicksilver.
You put your finger down just a
1637
01:24:23,192 --> 01:24:25,059
Little too hard,
she scoots way over there.
1638
01:24:25,061 --> 01:24:28,429
Well, maybe you just didn't
give her enough of a chance.
1639
01:24:28,431 --> 01:24:30,297
- Okay? I did.
- That's a laugh.
1640
01:24:30,299 --> 01:24:31,098
You started this whole thing.
1641
01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:34,334
Every time you guys got a little
close, you ran for the hills.
1642
01:24:34,336 --> 01:24:36,203
It'd be hard to say
who ran faster.
1643
01:24:36,205 --> 01:24:39,206
Look, man, I'm only 17. Okay?
1644
01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:41,141
I-I-I'm not supposed
to settle down.
1645
01:24:41,143 --> 01:24:42,509
I'm supposed to sow my wild
oats.
1646
01:24:42,511 --> 01:24:45,112
You guys are the ones that are
supposed to settle down.
1647
01:24:45,114 --> 01:24:46,146
Hey, hey, hey! Guys, guys! Guys!
1648
01:24:46,148 --> 01:24:49,683
Personally, I think we should
take another look at Jocelyn.
1649
01:24:49,685 --> 01:24:51,018
Jocelyn?! No!
1650
01:24:51,020 --> 01:24:53,487
No fucking way Jocelyn!
1651
01:24:53,489 --> 01:24:56,190
Guys! Jakes! Please?
1652
01:24:56,192 --> 01:24:57,157
No, no, seriously. Hear me out.
1653
01:24:57,159 --> 01:25:01,328
I mean, first of all, she's the
mother of our kids.
1654
01:25:01,330 --> 01:25:03,730
Well, there's definitely
something to be said for that.
1655
01:25:03,732 --> 01:25:05,165
Hey! Is anybody listening?
1656
01:25:05,167 --> 01:25:08,402
And when we met, it was
really love at first sight,
1657
01:25:08,404 --> 01:25:10,737
Not some teenage thing.
1658
01:25:10,739 --> 01:25:11,872
No... offense.
1659
01:25:11,874 --> 01:25:12,940
Yeah, none taken.
1660
01:25:12,942 --> 01:25:16,043
But a real, full-Blown, adult
1661
01:25:16,045 --> 01:25:17,744
Love at first sight.
1662
01:25:17,746 --> 01:25:19,379
When I first met her, I was
1663
01:25:19,381 --> 01:25:22,182
Pretty certain that she
was the one.
1664
01:25:22,184 --> 01:25:23,617
Pretty certain?
1665
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:25,552
Very... certain.
1666
01:25:25,554 --> 01:25:27,221
But that's not what you said.
1667
01:25:27,223 --> 01:25:28,555
- That's what I meant.
- Oh.
1668
01:25:28,557 --> 01:25:30,624
Anyway, you didn't know her 10
years later.
1669
01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,326
She wasn't exactly the same
person at all.
1670
01:25:32,328 --> 01:25:36,630
I can promise you, there's no
way we're going back to that.
1671
01:25:36,632 --> 01:25:39,366
Tell him.
1672
01:25:39,368 --> 01:25:40,501
Uhh...
1673
01:25:40,503 --> 01:25:43,036
Enh. You heard what dad said.
1674
01:25:43,038 --> 01:25:44,838
It's not too late.
1675
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,306
Hey, are you kidding?
1676
01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:47,808
Well, you know, it seems
1677
01:25:47,810 --> 01:25:52,679
Unlikely that, uh...
1678
01:25:52,681 --> 01:25:53,514
uh...
1679
01:25:53,516 --> 01:25:55,883
just seems highly unlikely.
1680
01:25:55,885 --> 01:25:58,018
Okay, see?
1681
01:25:58,020 --> 01:25:59,153
Good.
1682
01:26:02,557 --> 01:26:04,057
What about Sheryl?
1683
01:26:04,059 --> 01:26:05,893
Sheryl's the greatest.
1684
01:26:05,895 --> 01:26:08,495
She represents a mature love.
1685
01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:11,031
Now, now, I admit... Jocelyn,
1686
01:26:11,033 --> 01:26:14,501
Joanne were big loves, right?
1687
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:17,804
But Sheryl is something
completely different, man.
1688
01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:20,107
I mean, she is something really
special.
1689
01:26:20,109 --> 01:26:23,877
She's a sweet lady, she's attentive,
she's compassionate,
1690
01:26:23,879 --> 01:26:26,346
She's loving, no blow-Ups, no
drama.
1691
01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:28,749
- That's also pretty important.
- Right.
1692
01:26:28,751 --> 01:26:30,617
But the thing is, every time she
gets just a little under his
1693
01:26:30,619 --> 01:26:35,856
Skin, he starts finding new ways on why
he wouldn't want to belong to that club.
1694
01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:37,324
Y-Y-You know what I mean?
1695
01:26:37,326 --> 01:26:38,525
Just, gentlemen, please.
1696
01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:42,062
Could you... Could I...
Could I speak?
1697
01:26:42,064 --> 01:26:44,464
Can I speak?
1698
01:26:44,466 --> 01:26:46,099
Oh!
1699
01:26:46,101 --> 01:26:47,167
Beth.
1700
01:26:47,169 --> 01:26:48,068
What about Beth?
1701
01:26:48,070 --> 01:26:50,404
Yeah.
1702
01:26:50,406 --> 01:26:52,439
I mean, y-You didn't know her.
1703
01:26:52,441 --> 01:26:53,840
She was after your time.
1704
01:26:53,842 --> 01:26:55,709
But Beth is the greatest.
1705
01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:56,276
Absolutely.
1706
01:26:56,278 --> 01:26:59,246
We've been friends for over 20
years.
1707
01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:01,081
If you knew her, you'd be crazy
about her.
1708
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:05,385
Not to mention that she's a
great kisser, right, Jake?
1709
01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:09,656
Look, that sounds good,
1710
01:27:09,658 --> 01:27:11,925
But...
I mean, if something was gonna
1711
01:27:11,927 --> 01:27:14,494
Happen, don't you think it
already would've happened?
1712
01:27:14,496 --> 01:27:16,029
I mean, 25 years...
1713
01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:18,198
That's a long time.
1714
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:19,900
Yeah, I suppose so.
1715
01:27:19,902 --> 01:27:23,070
Yeah, the kid's got a point.
1716
01:27:23,072 --> 01:27:24,304
Hmm.
1717
01:27:26,041 --> 01:27:27,808
Hey.
1718
01:27:29,078 --> 01:27:30,877
Hey!
1719
01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:33,914
- The fuck is the matter with you?
- Me?
1720
01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:37,384
I mean, do you really think
that there is something wrong
1721
01:27:37,386 --> 01:27:39,152
With every single woman
in the world?
1722
01:27:39,154 --> 01:27:42,556
Or might there possibly be
something wrong with, uh...
1723
01:27:42,558 --> 01:27:45,058
I don't know... You?
1724
01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:48,195
Why are you guys blaming me?
1725
01:27:48,197 --> 01:27:51,231
Who says any of them even want
to be with me?
1726
01:27:51,233 --> 01:27:56,536
Who says anyone would
ever want to be with me?
1727
01:27:56,538 --> 01:28:01,708
Did that ever occur to you?
1728
01:28:01,710 --> 01:28:06,747
Man, this is a lot harder
than I thought.
1729
01:28:06,749 --> 01:28:08,715
Unbelievable.
1730
01:28:08,717 --> 01:28:11,551
UN-Fucking-Believable.
1731
01:28:11,553 --> 01:28:16,590
Did you ever think about
putting some color in your hair?
1732
01:28:16,592 --> 01:28:18,258
No, I mean, maybe just a little
1733
01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:20,961
Bit around the temples
and sideburns.
1734
01:28:20,963 --> 01:28:23,397
I mean...
1735
01:28:35,610 --> 01:28:38,578
Unbelievable.
UN-Fucking-Believable.
1736
01:28:38,580 --> 01:28:39,813
I can't believe they're
lecturing me.
1737
01:28:39,815 --> 01:28:43,617
They're the ones who always found
something wrong with everybody.
1738
01:28:43,619 --> 01:28:44,918
One. "Oh, no, no.
1739
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:48,255
This one's too tall.
That one's too short.
1740
01:28:48,257 --> 01:28:50,724
This one's too this.
This one's too that."
1741
01:28:50,726 --> 01:28:52,726
Shit! I'm the one who had
two kids.
1742
01:28:52,728 --> 01:28:54,861
I'm the one who made a
commitment!
1743
01:28:54,863 --> 01:28:55,629
Two.
1744
01:28:55,631 --> 01:28:56,897
Did it ever occur to them that
maybe searching for the right
1745
01:28:56,899 --> 01:29:01,902
One is just some kind of unconscious,
defensive thing so I don't get hurt again?
1746
01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:03,003
It's psychological!
1747
01:29:03,005 --> 01:29:04,137
Three. I don't know.
1748
01:29:04,139 --> 01:29:07,174
Maybe the Jakes are right.
Maybe it is Cheryl.
1749
01:29:07,176 --> 01:29:08,842
Four. Sheryl's great.
1750
01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:10,911
She's beautiful. She's smart.
1751
01:29:10,913 --> 01:29:15,349
She's always fun to be with.
Yeah.
1752
01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:16,616
Sheryl.
1753
01:29:16,618 --> 01:29:17,384
Five.
1754
01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:20,754
She has a really weird laugh.
It's kind of irritating.
1755
01:29:20,756 --> 01:29:23,056
But I can get used to that.
I can get used to that.
1756
01:29:23,058 --> 01:29:27,127
Really, I can.
I mean, she's so sweet and she's so kind.
1757
01:29:27,129 --> 01:29:29,162
7, 8, 9, 10.
1758
01:29:33,669 --> 01:29:35,769
No, I want a funny story.
1759
01:29:35,771 --> 01:29:36,937
Not good on point?
1760
01:29:36,939 --> 01:29:40,574
It never...
It never comes easy...
1761
01:29:41,142 --> 01:29:44,644
- I can't fucking believe it.
- Jake. Oh, god. Jake, no.
1762
01:29:44,646 --> 01:29:47,547
- This is not what it looks like.
- You did not say that.
1763
01:29:47,549 --> 01:29:49,483
Come on, Jake.
Don't be that way.
1764
01:29:49,485 --> 01:29:52,652
Come on. Get in the tub with us.
1765
01:29:54,822 --> 01:29:59,226
Could you believe I'm
actually gonna do this?
1766
01:30:01,162 --> 01:30:02,396
Okay.
1767
01:30:04,265 --> 01:30:05,766
- How could you do this?
- How could I not?
1768
01:30:05,768 --> 01:30:08,635
What'd you think...
I was gonna wait around forever?
1769
01:30:08,637 --> 01:30:09,903
I can't fucking believe it.
1770
01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:10,537
I mean, especially now.
1771
01:30:10,539 --> 01:30:14,808
I finally f-F-Figured out it's
you that I want to be with.
1772
01:30:14,810 --> 01:30:17,077
Jake. No, you don't.
1773
01:30:17,079 --> 01:30:18,945
You just think you want me,
1774
01:30:18,947 --> 01:30:21,681
Because now it looks like...
1775
01:30:21,683 --> 01:30:23,350
maybe you can't have me.
1776
01:30:23,352 --> 01:30:24,851
Now I'm a safe bet.
1777
01:30:24,853 --> 01:30:25,585
That's not true.
1778
01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:28,355
I mean, I was hoping that you'd
feel the same way.
1779
01:30:28,357 --> 01:30:32,859
Is it because he's younger
and better-Looking than me?
1780
01:30:32,861 --> 01:30:36,596
I mean, my pearl?
1781
01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:37,964
Ech.
1782
01:30:37,966 --> 01:30:38,498
No.
1783
01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:43,503
The fact that he's a total hunk
has nothing to do with it.
1784
01:30:43,505 --> 01:30:46,206
Jake, I love you.
1785
01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:49,810
But if I move from this side of
the tub to that side,
1786
01:30:49,812 --> 01:30:51,445
You'd immediately start
noticing all
1787
01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:54,548
The reasons why I can't possibly
be the right one.
1788
01:30:54,550 --> 01:30:57,083
- No, I wouldn't.
- Yes, you would.
1789
01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:06,827
Look, could I... Could I...
Could I just say something?
1790
01:31:06,829 --> 01:31:07,794
Oh, god, how I wish you
wouldn't.
1791
01:31:07,796 --> 01:31:13,433
All right, I-I may not be a real Jake Klein,
okay, but I do play one in the movies.
1792
01:31:13,435 --> 01:31:14,434
Go right ahead.
1793
01:31:14,436 --> 01:31:17,170
You don't really want to fall
in love.
1794
01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:18,405
- Of course I do.
- No.
1795
01:31:18,407 --> 01:31:22,509
No, what you really want... Only,
you're just too ashamed to admit it...
1796
01:31:22,511 --> 01:31:24,311
Is the endless search.
1797
01:31:24,313 --> 01:31:26,847
I mean, y-You love being free.
1798
01:31:26,849 --> 01:31:29,115
No. I don't.
1799
01:31:29,117 --> 01:31:30,617
I want to be in love.
1800
01:31:30,619 --> 01:31:32,853
I want to spend the rest of my
life with somebody.
1801
01:31:32,855 --> 01:31:35,088
That may be what you
think you want.
1802
01:31:35,090 --> 01:31:36,423
Okay, Jake.
1803
01:31:36,425 --> 01:31:38,191
Why don't you tell me what I
really want?
1804
01:31:38,193 --> 01:31:42,496
You want exactly what you
1805
01:31:42,498 --> 01:31:44,030
Already have.
1806
01:31:44,032 --> 01:31:47,234
- I do?
- You're the master of your destiny.
1807
01:31:47,236 --> 01:31:49,236
I'm the master of my destiny.
1808
01:31:49,238 --> 01:31:50,770
Okay, check this out.
1809
01:31:50,772 --> 01:31:51,872
You want perfect love.
1810
01:31:51,874 --> 01:31:55,041
But, poor you, you can't
find it anywhere.
1811
01:31:55,043 --> 01:31:56,776
I mean, how could you say yes to
1812
01:31:56,778 --> 01:31:59,846
This one when she doesn't have
what that one has?
1813
01:31:59,848 --> 01:32:01,248
How could you say yes to that
1814
01:32:01,250 --> 01:32:02,782
One when you could meet someone
1815
01:32:02,784 --> 01:32:05,318
This afternoon and she's got
everything?
1816
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:06,453
You see what I'm saying?
1817
01:32:06,455 --> 01:32:10,056
So it's... It's the possibility
that's exciting.
1818
01:32:10,058 --> 01:32:12,259
Even at a time of life of...
1819
01:32:12,261 --> 01:32:14,060
rapidly diminishing
1820
01:32:14,062 --> 01:32:16,296
Opportunities.
1821
01:32:16,298 --> 01:32:16,830
It's true.
1822
01:32:16,832 --> 01:32:20,834
Jake, look at all the other
Jakes trying to make their old
1823
01:32:20,836 --> 01:32:21,668
Loves fit the bill.
1824
01:32:21,670 --> 01:32:24,971
But you don't want the bill
filled at all.
1825
01:32:24,973 --> 01:32:26,506
Your parents' long-Term
relationship...
1826
01:32:26,508 --> 01:32:32,579
"That's what I want," you thought,
always punishing yourself for not being
1827
01:32:32,581 --> 01:32:34,681
Able to do it.
1828
01:32:34,683 --> 01:32:36,850
And the truth is, you're already
1829
01:32:36,852 --> 01:32:40,387
Exactly who you're supposed
to be.
1830
01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:43,857
You're the person you designed.
1831
01:32:45,660 --> 01:32:48,395
I'm the person I designed.
1832
01:32:54,268 --> 01:32:55,769
I like e.e. Cummings.
1833
01:32:55,771 --> 01:32:58,572
Oh, my god.
Dude, I just wanted to say thank you.
1834
01:32:58,574 --> 01:33:01,908
Like, this has been the best
movie I've ever worked on.
1835
01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:03,143
So many beautiful chicks.
1836
01:33:03,145 --> 01:33:05,946
It's just been Like a
smorgasbord.
1837
01:33:05,948 --> 01:33:09,416
And Sheryl.
Sheryl, she's, this one,
1838
01:33:09,418 --> 01:33:10,584
- She's the keeper.
- Hmm.
1839
01:33:10,586 --> 01:33:12,719
Seriously.
God, you think we'll end up
1840
01:33:12,721 --> 01:33:16,222
Making one of these movies
someday?
1841
01:33:18,326 --> 01:33:24,230
I am the person I designed.
1842
01:33:34,343 --> 01:33:36,242
Ohh!
1843
01:33:36,244 --> 01:33:39,279
I am the person I designed.
1844
01:34:39,441 --> 01:34:42,475
There you have it.
1845
01:34:42,477 --> 01:34:45,045
I finally figured it out,
1846
01:34:45,047 --> 01:34:49,182
Thanks to actor Jake and Sheryl.
1847
01:34:49,184 --> 01:34:50,884
I never was capable of falling
1848
01:34:50,886 --> 01:34:53,353
In love and being
with one person.
1849
01:34:53,355 --> 01:34:55,088
My marriage was the oddity...
1850
01:34:55,090 --> 01:34:58,958
A temporary departure from who
I really am.
1851
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:01,695
I thought I'd spent my whole
1852
01:35:01,697 --> 01:35:04,631
Like looking for the one,
perfect love.
1853
01:35:04,633 --> 01:35:08,068
And it was really always about
being able to fall in love with
1854
01:35:08,070 --> 01:35:12,105
So many different qualities
in so many different people.
1855
01:35:12,107 --> 01:35:15,475
So... I created.
1856
01:35:15,477 --> 01:35:19,312
I created this situation myself.
1857
01:35:19,314 --> 01:35:23,583
Now that I realize it...
1858
01:35:23,585 --> 01:35:28,021
I can relax and be happy.
1859
01:35:35,663 --> 01:35:38,832
This is the life.
1860
01:35:38,834 --> 01:35:42,202
I think you're full of shit.
1861
01:35:42,204 --> 01:35:43,169
Not only are you full of shit,
1862
01:35:43,171 --> 01:35:46,139
But I think you're the
loneliest, most miserable fuck
1863
01:35:46,141 --> 01:35:48,541
I've ever known on the face of
the earth.
1864
01:35:48,543 --> 01:35:50,410
- No, I'm not.
- All you ever really wanted
1865
01:35:50,412 --> 01:35:54,314
Was to fall in love with the
right person and spend the rest
1866
01:35:54,316 --> 01:35:54,981
Of your days with her.
1867
01:35:54,983 --> 01:35:58,785
And I think you're despondent
that time is running out.
1868
01:35:58,787 --> 01:35:59,753
And even if you met her today,
1869
01:35:59,755 --> 01:36:01,788
You'd only have a few,
short years together.
1870
01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:03,423
- No.
- And I think you're crushed.
1871
01:36:03,425 --> 01:36:07,961
I think you're crushed that the
1872
01:36:07,963 --> 01:36:10,597
Possibility of a lifelong love
1873
01:36:10,599 --> 01:36:12,198
Has passed you by.
1874
01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:13,733
Oh, god. Man, you're wrong.
1875
01:36:13,735 --> 01:36:15,068
You're wrong. I am happy.
1876
01:36:15,070 --> 01:36:16,336
I am the master of my destiny.
1877
01:36:16,338 --> 01:36:18,271
Ah, that's a good one,
don Quixote.
1878
01:36:18,273 --> 01:36:23,042
Now, listen.
Don't forget... I know.
1879
01:36:23,044 --> 01:36:25,345
Hmm?
1880
01:36:27,349 --> 01:36:30,049
You know, even if it means
1881
01:36:30,051 --> 01:36:34,921
Spending the rest of your life
alone...
1882
01:36:34,923 --> 01:36:38,158
you're still not willing
to settle.
1883
01:36:38,160 --> 01:36:40,693
How stupid is that?
1884
01:36:40,695 --> 01:36:42,262
Pretty damn stupid, huh?
1885
01:36:42,264 --> 01:36:43,763
You're damn right it is.
1886
01:36:43,765 --> 01:36:47,133
Pretty damn stupid.
1887
01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:49,469
Thanks a lot, asshole.
1888
01:36:49,471 --> 01:36:51,771
Pass the chips.
1889
01:36:59,013 --> 01:37:00,880
You know, I got to admit...
1890
01:37:00,882 --> 01:37:03,049
It's kind of...
1891
01:37:03,051 --> 01:37:05,485
it's kind of romantic in a,
you know,
1892
01:37:05,487 --> 01:37:08,721
Bizarre, self-Destructive
sort of way.
1893
01:37:08,723 --> 01:37:11,224
- Really?
- Yeah.
1894
01:37:11,226 --> 01:37:16,029
- Maybe even a little... noble.
- Really?
1895
01:37:16,031 --> 01:37:18,331
But don't tell anyone
I said that.
1896
01:37:18,333 --> 01:37:20,600
I'll deny it.
1897
01:37:24,505 --> 01:37:26,172
Don't worry.
1898
01:37:26,174 --> 01:37:30,944
At least we always have
each other.
1899
01:37:30,946 --> 01:37:32,912
You know?
1900
01:37:32,914 --> 01:37:35,114
Oy vey.
1901
01:37:35,116 --> 01:37:37,784
Should I shoot myself now?
1902
01:37:40,488 --> 01:37:43,656
Oh, man.
1903
01:38:05,446 --> 01:38:07,580
♪ Scratching at my window
1904
01:38:07,582 --> 01:38:10,116
Like a bougainvillea ♪
1905
01:38:10,118 --> 01:38:13,553
♪ sensual memories
1906
01:38:13,555 --> 01:38:15,255
♪ there's a little black
1907
01:38:15,257 --> 01:38:18,091
Message trying to get my
attention ♪
1908
01:38:18,093 --> 01:38:22,395
♪ heart bits and pieces
scattered on the floor ♪
1909
01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:23,796
♪ if the glass cracks,
1910
01:38:23,798 --> 01:38:26,799
Maybe we can study the
patterning ♪
1911
01:38:26,801 --> 01:38:30,003
♪ beep-bop-bop ba-ba-da
da-di-dum ♪
1912
01:38:30,671 --> 01:38:35,608
♪ holding on to something
'cause it fits my little theory ♪
1913
01:38:35,610 --> 01:38:39,078
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-Di-DA DA-DA
1914
01:38:39,080 --> 01:38:39,579
♪ freedom
1915
01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:44,217
♪ miles from Arizona
with a broken tie-Rod ♪
1916
01:38:44,219 --> 01:38:47,420
♪ la-di-da-di-da da-by-yoo
1917
01:38:47,422 --> 01:38:52,258
♪ you can flag down a passing
motorcar ♪
1918
01:38:52,260 --> 01:38:55,762
♪ beep-bop-bop Ba-Ba-DA
DA-Di-Doo ♪
1919
01:38:55,764 --> 01:39:00,566
♪ if we get back safely,
I can show you my drawing ♪
1920
01:39:01,169 --> 01:39:04,270
♪ beep-Ba-By Ba-Ba-Ba
DA-DA-daa ooh ♪
1921
01:39:04,272 --> 01:39:08,474
♪ honey, are you okay?
You seem quite distracted ♪
1922
01:39:08,476 --> 01:39:13,012
♪ seems we always knew they
we would leave as we came ♪
1923
01:39:13,014 --> 01:39:13,746
♪ with love
1924
01:39:13,748 --> 01:39:15,548
- Pow.
- Punch.
1925
01:39:15,550 --> 01:39:17,450
- Ooh!
- Bang bang.
1926
01:39:29,463 --> 01:39:32,398
- Come here.
- ♪ boom, boom
1927
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:35,635
♪ boom, boom, Ba-Dum
1928
01:39:35,637 --> 01:39:36,869
♪ boom, boom
1929
01:39:36,871 --> 01:39:39,072
♪ boom, hmmmmmmm
1930
01:39:39,074 --> 01:39:43,910
♪ scratching at my window
like a bougainvillea ♪
1931
01:39:43,912 --> 01:39:46,913
♪ sensual memories
1932
01:39:46,915 --> 01:39:51,884
♪ if we drive toward the
sunset, it'll never go down ♪
1933
01:39:51,886 --> 01:39:55,655
♪ love and bits and pieces
crawling under my skin ♪
1934
01:39:55,657 --> 01:40:00,326
♪ but we're stuck here in the
desert with nobody to hear us ♪
1935
01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:04,697
♪ breathless now, and the
ground is shaking ♪
1936
01:40:04,699 --> 01:40:09,002
♪ walking on the shells of
microscopic feelings ♪
1937
01:40:09,004 --> 01:40:09,635
♪ we slide
1938
01:40:09,637 --> 01:40:10,970
♪ through time and space into
your hand ♪
1939
01:40:10,972 --> 01:40:13,940
♪ would you care to have a
little piece of heaven ♪
1940
01:40:13,942 --> 01:40:15,742
- Pow.
- Punch.
1941
01:40:15,744 --> 01:40:17,643
- Ooh!
- Bang bang.
1942
01:40:29,890 --> 01:40:31,724
Come here!
1943
01:40:47,608 --> 01:40:48,608
Come here!
1944
01:40:48,610 --> 01:40:53,413
♪ Bang, bang, bang, bang
1945
01:40:53,415 --> 01:40:56,916
♪ bang, bang, bang ♪
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