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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,923 --> 00:00:06,923 - Hi. - Hi. How are you? 2 00:00:26,539 --> 00:00:28,539 What does it mean? 3 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:58,740 Evelyn, can I have some warm cocoa? 4 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:01,080 - Will the children come to us? - No, this is for me. 5 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:04,314 Sorry for being late, the hotel does not have a decent gym, 6 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:06,801 had to get freerun. - Freerun? 7 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:09,250 - What is it like? - Watch and learn, baby. 8 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:14,667 Any news on China? 9 00:01:14,748 --> 00:01:18,673 My friend from the NSA did a great job 10 00:01:18,754 --> 00:01:20,496 and collected lethal information. 11 00:01:20,521 --> 00:01:22,364 My friend is the best in his field. 12 00:01:22,610 --> 00:01:24,610 This is from Wikipedia. 13 00:01:25,258 --> 00:01:28,978 Is it in Britain too? Can I have a protein shake? 14 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:32,739 - Yes. Do you need lamb or beef? - That's all. Thank you, Evelyn. 15 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:35,669 By the way, with whom to talk about the hotel? 16 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:37,750 Definitely not with me and not now. 17 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,530 I need a hotel where organic chicken 18 00:01:39,555 --> 00:01:41,253 breasts are served around the clock. 19 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,890 So, keep in mind, in Keyless, everyone has to go through again 20 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:47,205 proficiency tests. - True? True? 21 00:01:47,286 --> 00:01:48,297 This is because I accidentally 22 00:01:48,322 --> 00:01:49,569 deleted personal files of employees 23 00:01:49,626 --> 00:01:51,630 and the results of all past certifications? 24 00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:53,710 - What do you think? “Or maybe just a coincidence?” 25 00:01:53,791 --> 00:01:58,140 This is a great opportunity for me to understand who is what. 26 00:01:58,230 --> 00:02:02,529 Why would the most ordinary NSA intermediary know who it is? 27 00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:05,780 Who knows what I have to mediate. It is so? 28 00:02:06,249 --> 00:02:09,254 In addition, we spend several times a day at the NSA 29 00:02:09,335 --> 00:02:12,320 aptitude tests so as not to lose shape. 30 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,740 Here we are at the same time and check how your form is. 31 00:02:14,821 --> 00:02:16,236 “But I am not participating.” 32 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,674 - Why all of a sudden? - I'm from the NSA. 33 00:02:17,731 --> 00:02:19,850 Moreover, you have to pass the test, you now, 34 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,931 so to speak, a member of the team. 35 00:02:22,012 --> 00:02:24,425 We should probably discuss this in private. 36 00:02:24,506 --> 00:02:27,200 I do not want to drop my morale with my high scores. 37 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,484 Nothing, everyone will survive. I guess you know 38 00:02:29,565 --> 00:02:32,314 what will the lie detector test be? 39 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,333 Chris, purely theoretical. 40 00:02:34,358 --> 00:02:36,046 And if someone who is fine right now 41 00:02:36,103 --> 00:02:37,948 not counting a couple of small punctures 42 00:02:37,973 --> 00:02:39,863 - it works in the central control center, 43 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,620 but it will not show the best test result? 44 00:02:42,701 --> 00:02:45,505 “Then you will be fired.” - And why immediately me? 45 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:48,320 Even positive discrimination has its limits. 46 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,243 “I never understood her.” - This is when you are not white, 47 00:02:52,418 --> 00:02:53,952 but a big specialist in his field. 48 00:02:53,977 --> 00:02:55,334 It's not like that at all. 49 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:58,553 I understand what that means, I just don’t get it, 50 00:02:58,634 --> 00:03:00,150 why discrimination is necessary at all: 51 00:03:00,175 --> 00:03:01,614 at least positive, at least negative. 52 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,398 Personally, I think that the one 53 00:03:03,423 --> 00:03:05,354 who works best should get the job. 54 00:03:05,410 --> 00:03:07,493 - Thank you, I agree. - Why are you nodding? 55 00:03:07,574 --> 00:03:09,919 Whether it is white, black or do not understand what... 56 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,659 Hello! 57 00:03:10,684 --> 00:03:12,661 You know, I'm 2% Native American, 58 00:03:12,855 --> 00:03:15,530 even though it’s not visible. “I can always see.” 59 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:19,777 Once we were all black, weren't we? 60 00:03:22,394 --> 00:03:26,152 This is not racism, just so mom likes to talk. 61 00:03:47,389 --> 00:03:49,527 - Fine, is this my chicken? - Yes. 62 00:03:49,608 --> 00:03:51,052 I did not know what you like, 63 00:03:51,077 --> 00:03:52,593 so I took french fries and a couple of big breasts. 64 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:53,670 Did you make inquiries about her? 65 00:03:53,695 --> 00:03:54,360 About the chicken? 66 00:03:54,385 --> 00:03:54,954 Yes. 67 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,120 This is just fried chicken. 68 00:03:57,201 --> 00:03:59,201 - And not the fact that organic? - Is not a fact. 69 00:03:59,686 --> 00:04:03,859 Close the door. And the blinds. Sit down. 70 00:04:05,038 --> 00:04:07,400 I thought about tomorrow's tests... 71 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,761 Yes, me too. I hope if I get a bad score, 72 00:04:09,842 --> 00:04:12,050 they’ll just lower me, and not immediately dismiss me. 73 00:04:12,131 --> 00:04:14,429 Where else to lower you? 74 00:04:14,517 --> 00:04:16,387 After all, you already get the least. 75 00:04:16,412 --> 00:04:17,691 Why do you think so? 76 00:04:17,748 --> 00:04:19,748 Let's help each other. 77 00:04:19,829 --> 00:04:23,030 What if I will be testing? 78 00:04:23,319 --> 00:04:25,456 - Will you help me pass? - Well, I'll see 79 00:04:25,537 --> 00:04:27,582 how bad your result will be 80 00:04:27,663 --> 00:04:29,850 I don’t want to pull you too clearly. 81 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:30,431 By itself. 82 00:04:30,456 --> 00:04:31,957 Besides, sometimes it’s useful, 83 00:04:32,014 --> 00:04:34,296 for someone in the group to screw up exponentially 84 00:04:34,377 --> 00:04:37,058 to others as a warning. - Understand. Do you want, 85 00:04:37,139 --> 00:04:40,159 so I specifically fail the test? I just spit. 86 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,397 Of course not. But look: if the Titanic 87 00:04:42,478 --> 00:04:43,819 successfully crossed the Atlantic 88 00:04:43,844 --> 00:04:46,134 and arrived in New York, 89 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:48,385 do you think would have collected 90 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:50,741 more than two billion films at the box office? 91 00:04:51,456 --> 00:04:54,686 What, you want to say that he deliberately sank? 92 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:58,850 Not. Just support me and everything will be fine. 93 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:01,290 Hope it's true, 94 00:05:01,371 --> 00:05:03,371 and then the Scar in “The Lion King” said the same thing, 95 00:05:03,452 --> 00:05:06,889 until everything went upwards. Already agreed upstairs? 96 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:09,810 Yes. Something like that. Who is Chris's boss? 97 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:11,890 - Rupert. “Then no.” - I see. 98 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:14,100 I can arrange everything. 99 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:17,979 Rupert is on the plane right now, but I can connect... 100 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:20,386 Give me a second to figure out how to better ask... 101 00:05:20,467 --> 00:05:22,700 - Yes Yes. Hello? - Hello! - Heck! 102 00:05:23,182 --> 00:05:27,652 Rupert, hello! This is Jerry Bernstein of the NSA. 103 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:30,050 - Jerry! - Hello. 104 00:05:30,131 --> 00:05:32,149 Chris says you're already comfortable. 105 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:35,440 - Yes, I'm here... - How do you... Sorry. 106 00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:38,430 - How do you... - I'm here... I... 107 00:05:38,511 --> 00:05:40,511 - I like... - How are you... 108 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,640 - Speak. - What? 109 00:05:43,145 --> 00:05:45,915 I said I really like everything. Highly. 110 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:46,739 What? 111 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:48,531 Looks like we're having a delay here.” 112 00:05:48,588 --> 00:05:50,636 Fix that bullshit! 113 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,389 - Yes, I'm on a plane. - Yes, I see. 114 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:55,069 And now you are stuck. 115 00:05:55,094 --> 00:05:56,514 A successful still image, but it all hung... 116 00:05:56,571 --> 00:05:59,161 - Listen, Jerry. - Yes? 117 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,940 Tell me, do you get along well with Chris? 118 00:06:01,965 --> 00:06:04,104 And then her reputation is not a fountain. 119 00:06:04,277 --> 00:06:06,837 True? Because she sleeps with everyone in a row? 120 00:06:07,010 --> 00:06:09,010 No, because she doesn’t let anyone down! 121 00:06:09,329 --> 00:06:12,987 Yes. I even thought maybe she had something with her head, 122 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:17,089 because usually I easily get in touch with a variety of women. 123 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:20,310 Listen, Jerry, we are going to land in Syria. 124 00:06:20,390 --> 00:06:24,392 I see you. With champagne! Do you mind if I do these myself 125 00:06:24,473 --> 00:06:26,630 how are they there, aptitude tests, 126 00:06:26,655 --> 00:06:28,572 which are planned for tomorrow? 127 00:06:29,649 --> 00:06:34,181 I did not hear anything, but in general - not a question. 128 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:37,087 Excellent. Excellent. I said, 129 00:06:37,168 --> 00:06:41,031 that since I’m going to test for aptitude, 130 00:06:41,112 --> 00:06:43,560 what have you just given the go-ahead for 131 00:06:43,850 --> 00:06:46,206 then I myself can’t pass the test, 132 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,519 and about this I’m wildest upset. 133 00:06:48,827 --> 00:06:50,590 But I will definitely tell Christine 134 00:06:50,615 --> 00:06:52,043 about our conversation. Good? 135 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:56,534 - I think on Tuesday... - Great. 136 00:06:56,662 --> 00:06:58,886 Nice to relax in Syria. 137 00:07:02,183 --> 00:07:04,990 - Yes, it seems to us... - You famously broke him! 138 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,310 - And then! Is he an alcoholic? - Yes, an alcoholic. 139 00:07:08,599 --> 00:07:10,599 - Sorry? - Heck! 140 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:15,810 Jerry? It seems you are now frozen. 141 00:07:18,751 --> 00:07:20,751 Chris, I don't know what to say. 142 00:07:20,832 --> 00:07:22,137 Rupert and I just came up with 143 00:07:22,162 --> 00:07:23,684 options to diversify these tests, 144 00:07:23,741 --> 00:07:25,741 - and suddenly, oops! - and he appointed me in charge! 145 00:07:25,822 --> 00:07:27,907 You don’t think that I asked for it myself? 146 00:07:27,988 --> 00:07:30,126 Only now he can’t get through to check it. 147 00:07:30,207 --> 00:07:32,207 And you, I suppose, are not participating? 148 00:07:32,630 --> 00:07:36,352 Not. Since I will improve the testing, 149 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:38,960 I would not like to somehow influence the result. 150 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,270 I think first you need to detect 151 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,251 how quickly everyone will undress 152 00:07:43,308 --> 00:07:45,700 and then get dressed again. 153 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:47,780 - To test your suitability? - Yes. 154 00:07:47,861 --> 00:07:50,527 And also, did you know the game "Herring in Barrels"? 155 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:00,493 So, now we’ll quickly run a lie detector test. 156 00:08:00,574 --> 00:08:02,649 - And what is this bandura? - Spare device. 157 00:08:02,854 --> 00:08:04,854 I prefer old models. 158 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,850 - May I touch your head? - But where exactly? 159 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:10,324 - Here and here. - Yes, you can. 160 00:08:13,371 --> 00:08:15,762 - What's the matter? 161 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,550 I can’t stick, too much hair. 162 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:22,300 - So take it off, is it a wig? - Not. 163 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,881 - I can shave there. - No, this is superfluous. 164 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,962 Just hold it with your hands. 165 00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:31,845 - Not you! - Sorry. 166 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:35,579 Sorry, my fingers stink a little. 167 00:08:35,959 --> 00:08:38,634 Thanks Quentin. Okay, Mary, 168 00:08:38,659 --> 00:08:41,804 let's start with a couple of trial questions. 169 00:08:41,861 --> 00:08:46,169 So, give your full name. 170 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,439 Mary Fanny Needham. 171 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:50,710 I decided to a little Americanize 172 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:53,944 your standard proficiency tests. 173 00:08:54,025 --> 00:08:56,025 Jump a little on this thing. 174 00:08:58,101 --> 00:09:02,881 No, you need to get up on that crossbar. Where did you jump? 175 00:09:05,662 --> 00:09:07,683 - Like this? - What are you doing? 176 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:10,863 Now I’ll name ten numbers and ask you to repeat them, 177 00:09:10,944 --> 00:09:12,944 only in reverse order. 178 00:09:13,025 --> 00:09:17,722 3, 0, 34, 9, 81, 4, again 4 179 00:09:17,803 --> 00:09:20,834 53, 9 and 528. 180 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,725 - Who are you talking to now? - With you, damn it! Yes or no. 181 00:09:26,806 --> 00:09:30,053 Can you commit treason for drugs, money or sex? 182 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:35,827 Sex. 528, 9, 3, again 4, 4... 183 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,310 528, 9, 53, 4, 184 00:09:39,391 --> 00:09:43,190 4, 81, 9, 34, 0, 3. 185 00:09:43,271 --> 00:09:45,399 Now I’ll check if everything is right. 186 00:09:45,424 --> 00:09:46,405 That's right. 187 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:50,800 Four? Three hundred and twelve... 188 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:54,300 - Get up! Repeat. - Have you voted for Brexit? 189 00:09:54,972 --> 00:09:56,972 I do not know. Who is it? 190 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:04,980 Aw! Lord, why are you hitting me? 191 00:10:05,061 --> 00:10:07,061 Checking your reaction. 192 00:10:07,826 --> 00:10:10,087 What was the name of your first pet? 193 00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:10,864 Wolf. 194 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:13,660 - Your pet's name was Wolf? - Yes. 195 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:17,191 And what... Was that a wolf? Yes. 196 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,358 Cool. 197 00:10:18,757 --> 00:10:21,283 How are my successes? 198 00:10:21,308 --> 00:10:24,253 I have a feeling I'm doing pretty well. Aw! 199 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,310 - You try to hit me too. - Good. 200 00:10:26,391 --> 00:10:28,391 - What the hell ?! - Sorry! 201 00:10:28,472 --> 00:10:30,253 Would you sleep with a colleague? 202 00:10:30,278 --> 00:10:31,691 God, how embarrassing. 203 00:10:31,748 --> 00:10:34,340 Perhaps if he were an American... 204 00:10:36,481 --> 00:10:38,481 - Sorry. 205 00:10:38,562 --> 00:10:39,947 You would have slept with a colleague... 206 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:40,647 Yes, with Mary. 207 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,683 Yes to you! 208 00:10:43,764 --> 00:10:45,541 Would you sleep with a colleague? 209 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:46,976 I'm just cleaning up. 210 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,746 What are you doing on friday? 211 00:10:48,771 --> 00:10:50,764 Would you sleep with a colleague? 212 00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:52,821 Of course not. 213 00:10:54,910 --> 00:10:57,569 But the device says the opposite. 214 00:10:58,756 --> 00:11:02,930 My God. Is it really the person to whom you feel... 215 00:11:03,011 --> 00:11:05,221 I don’t feel anything for anyone. 216 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,236 is in this room? 217 00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:14,037 We are only wasting our time. 218 00:11:18,783 --> 00:11:20,783 Wow. 219 00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:31,477 Herring in a barrel. 220 00:11:47,136 --> 00:11:49,136 Chris. 221 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,816 Of course, in the 50s rabbits were poisoned by anthrax. 222 00:11:59,016 --> 00:12:01,016 This one looks like my dad! That will not be fun, 223 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:03,487 if one of your relatives suddenly turns out to be... 224 00:12:03,568 --> 00:12:05,568 - By the terrorist? - Yes. 225 00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:08,096 What will you do if they expose you? 226 00:12:08,826 --> 00:12:12,416 I’m not lost. I always wanted to teach trumpet playing. 227 00:12:12,536 --> 00:12:15,026 - What a delight. - Do you play the trumpet? 228 00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:17,596 No, you have to learn first, but... 229 00:12:17,677 --> 00:12:20,463 Jerry. Jerry! Are our results ready? 230 00:12:20,566 --> 00:12:22,228 I have not finished all the calculations, 231 00:12:22,253 --> 00:12:23,597 but, Tuva, with such a high score 232 00:12:23,716 --> 00:12:25,994 you will easily be taken to the NSA. 233 00:12:26,019 --> 00:12:28,480 Mary, you have nothing to fear, either. 234 00:12:31,406 --> 00:12:34,453 Do you still need urine for analysis? 235 00:12:34,478 --> 00:12:35,600 How else. 236 00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:39,316 - Jerry, Mary and I need to...? - Not. 237 00:12:44,826 --> 00:12:48,349 I beg you, stop sitting here. Go find out when Rupert returns. 238 00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:51,016 Of course I'll ask Pa. 239 00:12:51,506 --> 00:12:56,075 - Who do you ask? - Pa. Isn't that her name? 240 00:12:57,919 --> 00:13:02,122 His PA? This stands for "personal assistant," 241 00:13:02,247 --> 00:13:07,326 how can you not know this? This is your position! Go away 242 00:13:07,886 --> 00:13:09,886 Yes, God, you are mine! 243 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:15,276 - It smells nice to you. - Yeah. 244 00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:18,524 Yes? 245 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,250 Hello, honey. Don't call me that. 246 00:13:20,306 --> 00:13:23,318 Listen, about our conversation, 247 00:13:23,744 --> 00:13:27,161 I think, probably, your feelings for me should be kept secret. 248 00:13:29,205 --> 00:13:32,158 If there was something to keep secret, believe me, it’s not so, 249 00:13:32,239 --> 00:13:34,986 I would be the last to share with you. 250 00:13:35,186 --> 00:13:37,436 I understand why you deny everything 251 00:13:37,537 --> 00:13:39,561 but for your information, you are not the first. 252 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,370 Not the first? 253 00:13:40,426 --> 00:13:43,053 About 80% of NSA employees dry up for me. 254 00:13:43,134 --> 00:13:45,131 And these are only those of whom we know. 255 00:13:45,156 --> 00:13:46,771 I don't dry for you, Jerry. 256 00:13:46,828 --> 00:13:48,345 This is not a world war for you, 257 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,847 when the British threw off their trousers 258 00:13:49,904 --> 00:13:52,706 in front of every American rascal with a Hershys chocolate. 259 00:13:52,786 --> 00:13:56,427 Your biometric data suggests otherwise. 260 00:13:57,412 --> 00:13:59,986 I would not want everyone to know about this. 261 00:14:00,066 --> 00:14:02,286 We both understand that a polygraph cannot be trusted. 262 00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:06,713 I know only two cases when this device was mistaken. 263 00:14:06,794 --> 00:14:08,530 And both times were in the movies. 264 00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:10,190 Means, some kind of failure. 265 00:14:10,256 --> 00:14:12,996 Why then are you so nervous? Look at you! 266 00:14:13,076 --> 00:14:16,982 - I do not feel any feelings... - The polygraph does not lie. 267 00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:20,636 There is only one way to prove it? 268 00:14:21,606 --> 00:14:22,524 Check on you. 269 00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:25,302 Yes, I'm not afraid of your polygraph. 270 00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:27,773 Stop. 271 00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:33,496 What are my results? Can you pull me up 272 00:14:33,576 --> 00:14:36,126 I will try, but your results were on the verge. 273 00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:38,207 God, which side? 274 00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:41,846 Listen, I’ve cornered myself a little. 275 00:14:41,927 --> 00:14:45,516 I will give you signs during testing... 276 00:14:45,596 --> 00:14:47,876 - In terms of? - It does not matter. 277 00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:49,013 What do the signs mean? 278 00:14:49,038 --> 00:14:50,920 Quiet! What did Joseph forget here? 279 00:14:51,195 --> 00:14:53,953 I would like an impartial examiner to do the verification, 280 00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:56,216 who lacks mental abilities 281 00:14:56,297 --> 00:14:57,064 falsify the results. 282 00:14:57,089 --> 00:14:58,623 It’s logical. Well, have some fun? 283 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,982 - Ready? - Nearly. Ho. Ho. 284 00:15:04,346 --> 00:15:06,927 - You're healthy? - Yes. 285 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:11,286 I have a tick from time to time, do not pay attention. 286 00:15:12,276 --> 00:15:14,345 Chris, will I ask a couple of trial 287 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,150 questions to check the device? 288 00:15:16,226 --> 00:15:19,068 - Come on. - Ready? Yes. 289 00:15:20,506 --> 00:15:23,553 Answer yes or no: What is your favorite movie? 290 00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:25,634 "The greatest showman." 291 00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:28,496 Have you taken illegal substances? 292 00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:34,362 Not. Once in the NSA I had to smell the work surface, 293 00:15:34,443 --> 00:15:36,213 but it turned out that the entire 294 00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:38,320 working surface was covered with crack. 295 00:15:39,555 --> 00:15:42,106 - Yes, the device is working. - Well. Let's start 296 00:15:42,726 --> 00:15:44,756 Wait a minute, now... 297 00:15:51,964 --> 00:15:53,985 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. 298 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:57,417 - Two months ago... - Stop, stop, stop. Listen, 299 00:15:57,675 --> 00:16:01,896 it would be fair if Joseph asked all the questions. 300 00:16:01,977 --> 00:16:04,125 Good. How many legs do you have? 301 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:07,146 No, you don’t have to come up with questions. Just read it. 302 00:16:07,226 --> 00:16:09,229 - Two. Two legs. 303 00:16:09,846 --> 00:16:13,236 Yes. What's this word? 304 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,628 - Extinct. - I see. 305 00:16:15,901 --> 00:16:19,017 Two months ago, the DSP intercepted... 306 00:16:19,281 --> 00:16:21,281 - Extinct. Extinct. - Sorry. 307 00:16:21,362 --> 00:16:23,362 File from the Oval Office, 308 00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:24,262 which talked about hiding 309 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,597 criminals in the ranks of the NSA. 310 00:16:25,654 --> 00:16:27,654 Did you know this: yes or no? 311 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,916 Not. 312 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,329 - It's a lie. - What the hell? 313 00:16:48,464 --> 00:16:51,246 That is, go on. This does not count. Ask another question. 314 00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:54,196 - What is a tampon? - Not mine! Her question. 315 00:16:54,277 --> 00:16:57,870 Sorry. Despite requesting access to your personal NSA dossier, 316 00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:00,925 it remains classified. 317 00:17:01,006 --> 00:17:03,205 - Why? - Glory to bo... I don’t know. 318 00:17:03,286 --> 00:17:05,286 However, according to the NSA authorities, 319 00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:08,868 your transfer to a DSP is like trying to save your reputation. 320 00:17:08,949 --> 00:17:10,949 Why would you suddenly? 321 00:17:14,336 --> 00:17:16,336 - Let's take a break? - Yes. Not. 322 00:17:16,775 --> 00:17:19,241 I think I'm sneezing now. 323 00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:21,520 I do not want this to affect the result. 324 00:17:21,577 --> 00:17:23,577 Okay, I will wait. 325 00:17:38,798 --> 00:17:40,798 Don't rush me. 326 00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:47,206 What do you need, Evelyn? Why are you at the supermarket? 327 00:17:47,287 --> 00:17:49,525 - Hook on the thumb. - Why is this? 328 00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:51,057 Take and cling to your fucking finger. 329 00:17:51,082 --> 00:17:52,049 Not! I do not want... 330 00:17:52,106 --> 00:17:53,182 Hey! Want to take a test? 331 00:17:53,207 --> 00:17:55,230 And I did not pass? - Are you kidding me? 332 00:17:55,286 --> 00:17:57,286 - Lord. - Catch on the finger. 333 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,560 - This is ridiculous. - I agree. 334 00:17:59,641 --> 00:18:01,864 Let's finish. Answer yes or no. Is it true 335 00:18:01,945 --> 00:18:03,533 that you discredited yourself in the NSA 336 00:18:03,558 --> 00:18:05,016 and were forced to come here? 337 00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:08,336 - Not. I apologize! - Not. 338 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,367 Do you always have two pulses? 339 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:14,946 Yes. I have a Siamese twin inside. 340 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,697 What the hell! Joseph, leave the room. 341 00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:22,461 - It's not fair. - Joseph. Get out of here! 342 00:18:23,706 --> 00:18:25,895 - And what to do? - Keep it. 343 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,029 Do not give me back. Just not me. 344 00:18:28,054 --> 00:18:29,100 And what to do? 345 00:18:31,136 --> 00:18:34,225 - What is it?! - Here you go. - Go out the door. 346 00:18:34,306 --> 00:18:37,036 - Go out the door! Sir! - Forgive me! 347 00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:41,443 Wow! 348 00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:46,296 Let's try again. 349 00:18:53,446 --> 00:18:56,506 - Ready? - Yeah. 350 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:10,366 Answer yes or no. Is it true... 351 00:19:11,508 --> 00:19:14,284 Is it true that you are... Is it true 352 00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:15,823 that you discredited yourself in the NSA 353 00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:17,186 and were forced to come here? 354 00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:24,096 Not. Your mother! 355 00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:30,800 Okay. So, for both of us, this situation is not the best. 356 00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:37,889 On the other hand, this equipment is very moody, 357 00:19:38,951 --> 00:19:42,263 - is not it? 358 00:19:42,776 --> 00:19:45,616 Maybe you should ask Rupert to do the test again, 359 00:19:45,697 --> 00:19:47,697 when we calm down. 360 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:04,966 In my opinion, this is... a great idea. 361 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,505 Only between us. I was right, 362 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:24,790 right? Are you really partial to me? 363 00:20:25,497 --> 00:20:27,497 We will never know. 364 00:20:29,256 --> 00:20:31,123 I swear I didn’t eavesdrop, 365 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:33,120 but is it true that all tests are canceled? 366 00:20:33,177 --> 00:20:37,571 Yes, it seems. You blew through. This time. 367 00:20:37,652 --> 00:20:43,066 Hallelujah. This time. 368 00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:50,665 - She's in love with me! True? - Sadness! 369 00:20:56,306 --> 00:20:58,446 Uma, hello! 370 00:20:58,796 --> 00:21:01,446 Hello, I came to pick up the trash from the basket. 371 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:03,836 - No, no, I myself. - Never mind. 372 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,917 Come on, me. 373 00:21:06,493 --> 00:21:10,343 Sorry! Sorry. 28285

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