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He is making a terrible
mistake -- and he knows it.
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I think she's lovely, Adam.
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- I'm going to be expelled.
- Your son desperately needs his dad.
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I'm about to get married.
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Before you are joined in
matrimony, I have to remind you
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of the solemn and binding character
of the vows you are about to make.
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.. wed.
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Adam? Adam?
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I'm sorry, I tuned out a wee
bit there. Where are we up to?
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I know declare you husband and
wife. You may kiss the bride.
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Hi.
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Come on. Oh God, oh God.
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- I can't leave Matthew.
- But Angela --
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Is expecting me to move back to Singapore.
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OK, what are you going to do?
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- ♪ They did a bad, bad thing
- Oh...
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♪ They did a bad, bad thing
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♪ You ever love someone so much
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♪ You thought your little
heart was gonna break in two?
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- Hiya.
- ♪ I didn't think so
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♪ You ever try with all
your heart and soul
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♪ To get you lover back to you?
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♪ I wanna hope so
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♪ You ever pray with
all your heart and soul
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♪ Just to watch her walk away ♪
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- The wedding present you bought
them, did you keep the receipt? - Eh?
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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♪ Baby did a bad bad thing
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♪ Baby did a bad bad thing
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Adam?
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We haven't even cut the cake
yet. I can't turn round and say,
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"Oh, we were gonna go on honeymoon,
then move into that lovely apartment
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we signed the lease on in Singapore.
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Slight change of plan. I'm not coming."
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Well, you're gonna have to.
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- When would be the best time to break
it to her? - Before you got married?
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- Well... - Before you
leave for your honeymoon.
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- OK. - ♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing...
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OK.
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♪ Baby did a bad bad thing
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♪ You ever love someone so much
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♪ You thought your little
heart was gonna break in two?
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♪ I didn't think so
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♪ You ever tried with
all your heart and soul
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♪ To get you lover back to you?
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♪ I wanna hope so
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♪ You ever pray with
all your heart and soul
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♪ Just to watch her walk away?
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Look, um, there's no good way to say this,
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so I'm just... gonna say it. Um...
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♪ Oh, feel like cryin'! ♪
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This isn't happening.
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You can't be serious?
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Married unless false
pretences! You bastard!
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You've led me on. You never had any
intention of living in Singapore!
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Look, we can make this work.
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Matt can visit us. We'll meet him halfway.
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Why come on our honeymoon if
you won't stay for the marriage?
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I just wanna be left on my own.
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Denial, anger,
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bargaining, and depression?
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- It's the five stages of grief, that,
and all before takeoff. - That's four.
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- What's the fifth?
- Acceptance.
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And if I know Angela, that's
gonna take quite a while.
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I accept that you have to put Matt first.
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Know her well, do ya?
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- Hiya.
- Hi.
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His exams are the most
important thing now,
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and if that means that you
have to stay, then fine.
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You mean you'll stay? With me?
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- In Manchester?
- For better or worse, eh?
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I knew there was a reason I picked you.
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I think you'll find that I picked you.
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Mmm...
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Here he is, Dad.
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He's been a bit down this morning.
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He's been looking forward to you coming.
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Dad? Look who's here.
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- Pete. - Of course it's Pete.
Nobody else visits, they're all dead.
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And he only comes cos he gets paid.
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Seven quid an hour? I
don't think it's worth it.
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- So how are you, you miserable old sod?
- Miserable and old.
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- It'll come to you.
- I think it already has.
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Right then, I'll see
you at the weekend, Dad.
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When you talk to that worthless brother
of yours, remind him where I live.
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People say I should be
proud of him, eh, our Paul.
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University lecturer. Huh. Never visits.
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He's probably busy, Harry.
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Aye, too busy to spare a
few minutes for his dad.
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I don't know, maybe it's my fault?
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Didn't give him enough
hugs when he was young, eh?
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Huh. That's usually the
charge nowadays, isn't it, eh?
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- Well, if I gave my son a hug,
he'd probably run a mile. - Mmm.
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You promised you wouldn't say anything.
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I wasn't going to, but I could
not let your dad get married
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- not knowing how unhappy you are.
- Still got married.
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And we're not going back to Singapore.
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We have to find you a new school.
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You can try the twins' school. It's coed.
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- What do you need to get in?
- In my case, David's chequebook.
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- Huh. That's good though, eh?
- Yeah, of course.
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Right, I'll give them a call. But
the dope smoking's gotta stop.
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- Dope?
- Oh, I'm so sorry, weed.
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And you can stop dealing
nitrous oxide to your friends.
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They weren't my friends.
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- You'll forgive me, won't you, Matt?
- You should, son.
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It's only because she cares
so much she said something.
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Right, we're off.
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Oh, can't he stay?
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I don't suppose he'll start
school for at least a week.
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If you like, you can have Josh's room.
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- Stash of porn behind
the radiator. - Ellie.
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I think I'd like to stay.
Not for that reason.
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OK. OK.
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Thanks.
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Be good.
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- Bye, Matt.
- See you.
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I've got unused leave, but not
enough. We'll worry about that later.
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If it runs out, you can
always pull a sickie.
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- I'd like to do that, but I wouldn't get paid.
- Do you not enjoy your job?
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Well, I don't do it for the love of it.
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- Welcome drinks in the bar at six.
Help yourself to a goody bag. - Thanks.
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Oi! Oi, oi! One each. I saw that. Tsk.
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Welcome drinks in the bar at six.
Help yourself to a goody bag.
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I do get to meet new people, but
they all tend to be sales reps.
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Still, at least I like to socialise, which is
more than you can say for Pete at the minute.
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It's just a pity, they're
all a bit dull. Mind you,
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they probably say the same about me.
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Can you not pretend to be interesting?
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You know, they don't
have to know the truth.
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Oh, role play, like when
couples' marriages are flagging.
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Personally, I can't wait.
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David, time for a quick word?
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I'm meeting some people,
Roger. Already running late.
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- I hear you know Eddie Zubayr.
- Word does get about quickly.
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Well, if you will put it
about. By your age, David,
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many have become complacent,
they've lost their edge.
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But you, you have managed to
stay one step ahead of the pack,
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kept the youngsters at bay.
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But they are snapping
ever closer at your heels.
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Yes. Tenacious little bastards.
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Landing Eddie Zubayr would be quite
a coup for this firm. For you too.
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- Well, I've met him, but --
- Excellent.
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It should make your job a lot easier.
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I've told the board they can
expect an announcement soon.
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You won't let me down, will you?
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- So two hours after breaking up,
you were in bed together? - Mmm.
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- And two hours after that.
- Make-up sex. The best kind.
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- You should try it.
- Any kind would be a bonus.
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Are you and Pete not, um...?
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Um, he's sort of lost the urge.
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That happens, some men at his age.
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- I've seen no evidence of that.
- Her words, not mine.
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I do try and keep him interested.
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You know, gee him up.
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He said he'd rather go to sleep,
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and I'm trying not to take it personally.
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Oh God.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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David, aren't you forgetting something?
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- Sorry, Pete, yeah. Thanks for the lift.
- No, no, wait. Wait.
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You need to pay.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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- Of course, sorry.
- It's, er...
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- 19 quid?
- I had to wait.
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Here. Keep the change.
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I'll need a receipt.
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A blank one'll do.
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- Is Robyn not with you?
- Oh. Hi.
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Er, no, no, she's got something on.
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Did you even ask her?
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I think I mentioned it. In passing.
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Karen, um, whilst we're on our
own, I've got this for you to sign.
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- It's a stat dec saying that you
were driving when I was speeding. - OK.
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- And you've seen the photos? - Yes.
- You definitely can't tell it's you?
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It's a shocking likeness,
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and even better, it's
from the rear-view camera.
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- Angela, welcome to
Manchester. - Cheers. - Cheers.
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- We are delighted that you're both
staying. - Five months. - Tops.
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Ah. Does that mean that we might
be seeing more of your father?
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- No self-interest in
that question. - No, no.
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No.
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- We had dinner with him last
night, actually. - Really?
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Think what I'd gain. The
experience of a different culture.
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- Manchester.
- There's culture here.
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- It's Britain's second city.
- First. London's full of bellends.
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- Sorry, not bellends.
Um, dickheads. No. - Wait.
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I want to be here with Adam, and
he needs to be here for his son.
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Children are important.
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If you don't give him
enough attention now,
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when he grows up he'll
do exactly what he wants
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without a thought for you.
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He'll do that anyway.
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I dare say I could find a reason to visit.
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- A business opportunity.
- Well, you could just come to see me.
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Sorry.
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If I can be of any help, here's my card.
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I think I may have been a bit harsh
on that Angela. She's all right.
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Hmm.
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It was nice of Adam to treat us. Eh?
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Pete...
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do you remember when
we used to play games?
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What like? Buckaroo?
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- Pictionary? - Eh?
- Oh, I hated Pictionary.
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No. You know, make-believe.
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The maid. Eh? You liked her.
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And do you remember the mill owner?
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I do.
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And it felt faintly ridiculous even then.
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Well, look, I'm not saying it needs
to be about, you know, the sex,
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it's just a bit of fun.
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- Hey, OK, follow that car!
- What? Why? Why?
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I don't know. Just to see where
the driver's going. Come on.
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Home to bed, I would imagine.
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Which is exactly where I'm headed.
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OK.
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Dad, it's not that easy to fit
in. You have to have a group.
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- You know, meatheads,
cool kids, Goths. - Still?
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Most kids know which group
they belong to. I never have.
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- I mean, I'm quite good at sport.
- My genes.
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- But then I do well in exams too.
- Your mother's.
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And there's no way I want to be a nerd.
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- No, who would? Not even the nerds. - Most of
them aren't aware, that's what marks them out.
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- Can you not be between
groups? A floater? - A misfit.
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No, an individual who's above such things.
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It's a long time since you were at school.
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When I was we didn't have
groups. We just had mates.
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Like Pete. He wasn't one of the cool kids.
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- That's the group I really
want to be in. - Oh, whoa.
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- Listen, you know what it takes?
Confidence, that's all. - Ohh.
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Being comfortable in your own skin.
You wanna work hard and do well?
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Do it, be proud. You wanna be in the first
15, play the lead in the school play, do it.
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- Don't let anyone tell you you can't.
- You can't,
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- because rehearsals always clash
with training. - OK, but my point
is, be the person you wanna be.
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That's how people will see you. You
should try that in your new school.
238
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I'm telling you, girls love that shit.
239
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:05,510
That's... That's if girls are your thing?
240
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,560
It's easy if you know who
you are. Maybe that's it.
241
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,830
- What?
- I don't know who I am.
242
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:15,160
I'm just not... comfortable being me.
243
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,150
Right. Well, I'll be your
point of contact 27/7
244
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,590
- for any questions you may have.
- As it happens,
245
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,910
- I do have a couple of questions --
- David, I have a phone call for you.
246
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,560
Not now, Georgia, I'm with a client.
247
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,200
What... Golden Goose?
248
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:45,030
Um, I think that this is far
too important for a quick fix.
249
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,070
So, I'm going to go away,
250
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:52,430
and I am going to map out the best
strategy for you, going forward.
251
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,150
- Well, my couple of queries --
- Whatever they are,
252
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,910
I can promise you, you're gonna love
the answers. It's great to see you.
253
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,400
- Georgia, will you show Mr Lamb
to reception? - It's Mr Kidd.
254
00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:07,390
Eddie, sorry to have kept you so long.
255
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,230
One moment, Mr Marsden.
256
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:13,230
We have to increase our stake. Nine
percent. Don't alert the markets.
257
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,220
- I'll leave it with you.
- David Marston.
258
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,910
Do you have a daughter, David?
259
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:25,400
- Um, well, yes, I do. Actually two.
- Mine told me I had to ring you.
260
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,630
Right. Look, I'll be brief.
261
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:32,510
- I'd like to manage your investments
in this country. - It's Frankfurt.
262
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,630
- .. the most highly regarded -- - David --
- international advisors in the North West,
263
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:40,670
- and I am the firm's top performer --
- David -- - specialising in tax minimisation.
264
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,670
- Avoidance, we don't call it that.
- Mr Marston,
265
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,990
Mr Zubayr will be in Manchester next week
266
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:51,270
- addressing a business forum
dinner. He would like to invite
you and a guest. - That's wonderful.
267
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,310
May I speak to Mr Zubayr to thank him?
268
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,900
I shall pass on your appreciation.
269
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,800
OK, do you...
270
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,430
Do you want to shower here,
271
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,910
or do you want just get
your bag and go back to ours?
272
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,670
I don't mind staying
on a couple more days.
273
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,670
It's your honeymoon.
274
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,710
Are you sure? As long
as Karen doesn't mind.
275
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,390
She, er... She said it's fine.
276
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,550
- How did it go?
- Yeah, good.
277
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,830
- I thought I was gonna struggle, but
I managed to keep up, didn't I? - Yeah.
278
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,550
I might do a second lap. What?
279
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,990
Work up a sweat. Are you up for it?
280
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,840
Yeah. No. About in a
month's time. Go. Goodbye.
281
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:51,080
Look... Hah... Look. Never
again. I'm gonna be sick.
282
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,630
- Do you think I need a new carpet?
- Well, it's seen better days.
283
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,400
So have I. That's no reason
for getting shot of owt.
284
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:07,040
1967, that's when we moved in here. Hmm.
285
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,360
The carpet's a bit more recent.
286
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:15,430
Ooh, I've been in our house 20 years.
287
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,030
You must be close to paying
off your mortgage then?
288
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,710
- I should be, but I had to borrow
against the house a few years ago. - Mmm.
289
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,230
I never want to leave this place.
290
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,950
Peter, will you do something for me?
291
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,390
Well, if it involves a
happy ending, then no.
292
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,790
- Finish me off?
- I said no.
293
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,870
If they try to put me into a home.
It's what they want to do, my kids.
294
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:45,270
They say it's in my best
interests. Suits them more like.
295
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,390
- It'll kill me. - Well, I won't
have to do it then, will I?
296
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:53,200
A slow, lingering death. Shitting
in a nappy, being fed with a spoon.
297
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,420
Spare me that indignity, son.
298
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,750
- Put me out of my misery.
- I can't do that, Harry.
299
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,350
- Yes, you can. - No, I can't.
- Go on, say it. - I'm not doing it.
300
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,310
- Say you will. Go on now, say it. - No.
301
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,030
- Go on, say it!
- No!
302
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,670
- Say it, go on!
- All right! All right.
303
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,680
I'll kill you, if only to shut you up.
304
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,030
Good lad.
305
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,870
- Jenny, isn't it?
- Er, yeah.
306
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,920
Coming for a drink?
307
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,950
- Well, I was just off home.
- Just the one.
308
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,880
It's on expenses.
309
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,470
I can't miss it. I didn't
go to the last meeting.
310
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,070
It's a book club, not
the UN Security Council.
311
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,910
Robyn, please? Eddie's
invited me to bring a guest,
312
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,750
and it would look rude if I
sat next to an empty chair.
313
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,510
Ah, so it's just my bum
on a seat you want,
314
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,070
- not my scintillating company?
- That would be a bonus.
315
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:56,710
Take someone from the office,
or one of your friends. Pete.
316
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,640
He looks like he'd appreciate a free feed.
317
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,990
This is a full-time job for you?
318
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,040
No. I also play poker.
319
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,430
What, professionally?
320
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:15,510
- I make a decent living.
- So why do this, then?
321
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:19,590
- Well, what does a poker player
need more than anything? - Four aces.
322
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:24,670
Well, yeah, good point, but no,
the ability to read people.
323
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,190
You know, this helps me keep my hand in.
324
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,550
For instance, I can tell you're married.
325
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,870
- Well, wedding ring.
- But it's not your first marriage,
326
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,510
- and you've recently had a baby.
- How do you know that?
327
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,760
Registration form, please?
328
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,310
People reveal more about
themselves than they realise.
329
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,830
I'm having a drink with Sherlock.
330
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,760
All right, Dad.
331
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,110
- Hiya. So how did rehearsals go?
- It was all right.
332
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,510
Spent about 20 minutes
learning a hard song,
333
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,350
then two hours bickering
over what to call the band.
334
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,150
- Most bands split up before they can agree.
- We're A Work In Progress.
335
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,030
- So what are you called, then?
- That's it.
336
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,870
- That's It?
- No. A Work In Progress.
337
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,430
Oh. Hmm...
338
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,830
- Shite, innit?
- Yeah.
339
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,270
Actually, I quite like That's It.
340
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,310
It's all right. It's a bit like Take That.
341
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,350
Not that we're a middle-aged former
boy band of diminishing numbers,
342
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,070
or can really sing, but...
343
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:29,470
it's better. People think it's ironic.
344
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,860
I'm going to ask the lads now.
345
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,640
Er... Dad?
346
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:54,160
- What are you doing?
- I'm just giving you a hug, son.
347
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,440
♪ Let the desert wind
348
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,750
♪ Cool your aching head...
349
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,790
Mmm.
350
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,180
That was in Seattle, I think.
351
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,920
That's Christmas with his granddad.
352
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,390
- Do you think he might be gay?
- Why?
353
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,950
Something he said. Or
rather he didn't say.
354
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,870
Look, I don't care,
355
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,830
but I want him to feel
like he can tell me.
356
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,150
We used to share everything.
357
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,280
Not any more.
358
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,560
Ant without Dec. It doesn't
bear thinking about.
359
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,230
You'll get there.
360
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,550
♪ Let the weight of the world
361
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,640
♪ Drift away instead... ♪
362
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,560
Thanks for filling in
at such short notice.
363
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,470
How's Robyn? Is she feeling any better?
364
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,590
Still in bed. She'll be fine tomorrow.
365
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,710
Just a touch of gastro.
366
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,200
- I should call.
- No, no, no, she'll be sleeping.
367
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,350
- She isn't ill. She doesn't
know I invited you. - What?
368
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,470
- She didn't want to come. I had to
invite someone. - That's flattering.
369
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,390
It was meant to be.
370
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,710
- You're my first choice. - Madam?
- No, not for me, thank you.
371
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,710
So, David, keeping secrets from your wife.
372
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,760
If you will.
373
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,200
Please?
374
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,590
Karen's problem is she won't
put herself out there,
375
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,910
and it's not like she's gonna
meet anyone through work.
376
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,230
There are very few men in
publishing, well, that aren't gay.
377
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,750
- She seems happy being on her own.
- Wait till the girls leave home.
378
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,590
She'll be on the wrong side of 50
then. Oh, the dark side of the moon.
379
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,230
No, she needs to get
herself in the game now
380
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,910
while she still stands any
chance of success whatsoever.
381
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,790
- I don't think she really wants to.
- I know she doesn't.
382
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,310
That's why she needs her friends.
383
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,960
Ooh, hello.
384
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,270
End of the bar.
385
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,760
Old picnic shirt. He's
all right, isn't he?
386
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,560
Hello.
387
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,750
- I can't just drop everything.
I'm working. - Oh, I know.
388
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,230
- I need a cab right now.
- Why, where are you going?
389
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,670
Nowhere. They're just driving me mad.
I'm paying you to come and drink.
390
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,590
- Do I get extra to let you patronise
me as well? - That could be included.
391
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,340
Are you having a bad day?
392
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,630
Look, I've got a fare. I've got to go.
393
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,680
Pete?
394
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,270
Just a touch of gastro. When Karen
heard there was a spare ticket...
395
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,390
Do you have a particular
interest in bilateral trade?
396
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,430
More so since your talk.
397
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,070
Excuse me, a quick photo.
398
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,750
A bit closer together... Thank you.
399
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:22,070
- David, how much do you know about football?
- I'm more of a rugger man.
400
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:26,080
I'm thinking of investing in a team.
Have you been to Old Trafford?
401
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:31,110
- You want to buy
Manchester United? - No,
402
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,190
even if my pockets were deep enough.
No, I thought a smaller club,
403
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,550
- once that I could take places.
- A Bournemouth, say. - Exactly.
404
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,000
Before they became Bournemouth.
405
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,990
Yes, very good. Yes, I could scout
around for prospects. Actually,
406
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,710
my company has a box at Old Trafford,
if you'd like to come to a game?
407
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:54,510
- Perhaps Karen can join us -- since
she knows her football? - No, no,
408
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:58,680
- it's really not -- - She'd
love to. Absolutely. - Mr Zubayr?
409
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,390
- Single?
- Er, yeah.
410
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,910
- Straight?
- What is this?
411
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,160
- How old are you?
- 42.
412
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,790
- 51. - Hmm. Solvent? - I'm
a company director, actually.
413
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,390
But still sitting on a bar stool on
your own, aren't you, love? OK, now,
414
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,960
what do you think of her?
415
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,150
- Very nice.
- Isn't she.
416
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,480
OK, so... No, glasses off.
417
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,400
Better. Smile.
418
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:34,750
Gorgeous.
419
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,590
What's Jen doing?
420
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,600
- Asking that guy for his number.
- What?
421
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,550
You will come to Old Trafford, won't you?
422
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,880
- I think Eddie likes you.
- Oh, don't be ridiculous.
423
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,480
Oh, my God.
424
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,560
Oh!
425
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:22,460
- Is that your married man?
- How did you guess?
426
00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:26,520
Oh.
427
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:30,610
- David?
- You know you were saying
428
00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:33,650
how you wanted to find something
special to do with Matt?
429
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:37,850
- Sort of father-son bonding thing?
- I don't remember saying that bit.
430
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:41,980
Well, how about watching the next
Manchester United home game...
431
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:46,770
- from the comfort of a corporate box?
- Are you wise?
432
00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:50,090
- Great. - Yeah. I thought
I might get a stretch limo.
433
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:53,730
Too much? Yeah, you're probably
right. We are gonna have such fun.
434
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,050
And you remember the songs, eh? Uh?
435
00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:57,970
♪ We love United, we do!
436
00:26:58,020 --> 00:27:00,770
♪ We loved United, we do!
437
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:04,210
♪ We love United, we do!
Oh, United, we love you!
438
00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:08,090
♪ 20 times, 20 times Man United... ♪
439
00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:13,410
Ah! I hate tunnels.
440
00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:17,730
You never told me about
your dinner the other night.
441
00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:20,410
- The business forum?
- Hmm. - Yeah, I did.
442
00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:22,930
No, you said I'd dodged a bullet.
443
00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:25,720
You didn't say whether Pete enjoyed it.
444
00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,980
I think he enjoyed the dessert.
445
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:35,970
- Hey! I was just about to reach the next level.
- I just had Debbie Paignton on the phone.
446
00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:39,340
Suggested I might like to have
a look at the forum's website.
447
00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:42,400
Would you care to explain... this?
448
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:48,930
You lying shit, David. Pete wasn't there.
449
00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:51,130
- You took your ex-wife.
- I can explain.
450
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:55,660
- Who people might be forgiven for
thinking you were still married
to. - Why would they think that?
451
00:27:57,100 --> 00:28:00,900
"Eddie Zubayr with David
and Karen Marsden."
452
00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:04,450
She could be my sister.
453
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,770
Agh! Robyn!
454
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:09,730
How do you think it makes me
look? Like I'm the ex-wife!
455
00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:12,610
Which right now is quite
a tempting proposition.
456
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:14,970
- Karen asked if she could come.
- What?
457
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,730
Yeah, I was quite surprised too,
458
00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:19,690
but she's got the hots for
Eddie, and I think it's mutual.
459
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:24,020
He insisted I invite her to Old
Trafford this weekend, the corporate box.
460
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,780
You must come too.
461
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,610
Ah, Pete, you should
have seen Matthew's face,
462
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:35,050
- a corporate box, he was that made up.
- I'm absolutely delighted for you.
463
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,890
You could at least pretend to be.
464
00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:39,930
Why? You've got everything, haven't you?
465
00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:43,010
A hot new wife, money to throw around.
466
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:44,970
Life comes easy to you, doesn't it,
467
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:47,290
while some of us, some
of us have to graft,
468
00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:50,650
and even then can't afford to
take our sons to Old Trafford.
469
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:55,050
That's where you're wrong, Grumpy,
cos David's invited you and Adam.
470
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,930
He said bring whoever you
want, the more the merrier.
471
00:28:57,980 --> 00:29:01,780
- They'll probably lose.
- Oh, you need a pint. Come on.
472
00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:10,100
Agh! Jesus.
473
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,050
- Are you trying to kill me?
- I'm so sorry, Harry.
474
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:16,300
- What are you doing out?
- I'm absconding, making a getaway.
475
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:20,580
Unless you swap seats, you're
not gonna get very far, mate.
476
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:24,050
- Oh, this is my mate
Adam. - Oh. Hello. - Hiya.
477
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,490
- We're just going down the pub.
- Do you wanna come?
478
00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:30,850
Oh, I'd love to, but I'm supposed
to wait here. Go on, then.
479
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:33,410
Go on, United fans together, eh?
480
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:36,930
- I'm not dead yet, you know? - Sorry.
- Despite your pal's best efforts.
481
00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:42,770
- Dad, what's going on? - Oh, sorry,
it's our fault, we put him up to it.
482
00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:45,690
- And you are?
- This is my carer, Pete.
483
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:48,330
And his friend Adam. And
we're going for a pint.
484
00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:52,330
- We're due there in ten minutes.
- I told you, I'm not interested.
485
00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:55,880
- Is this a care home?
- There's no harm in looking.
486
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,380
Enjoy your drinks.
487
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:04,420
- Can you believe it?
- What a gobshite. - I know.
488
00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:12,730
Football's not really my thing,
but corporate hospitality is.
489
00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:15,850
- Is this David's firm?
- Mmm. - He's invited me.
490
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:19,810
- David has? - Mmm. - Are
you two, er...? - No.
491
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,610
There's this businessman
who's got the hots for Mum.
492
00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:26,250
- She's meant to flirt with him.
- Dad's basically pimping her. - Ellie.
493
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:30,250
It isn't my dad, is it? Oh,
my God, you don't fancy him?
494
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:33,530
- No offence, but -- - She's
racist. - I'm not racist.
495
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:36,050
He's a businessman, not my type.
496
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:42,050
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. OK,
well, maybe this bloke is.
497
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:46,450
Wait. OK, he was in the bar the other night,
and we got talking. Well, I went up to him.
498
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,370
Anyway, he's dead keen to meet you, Karen.
499
00:30:49,780 --> 00:30:53,010
Um, admittedly, a police mugshot
would be more flattering.
500
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,930
The light was crap. But
you'd do him, wouldn't you?
501
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:58,650
- No. OK, he had all his own teeth.
- Oh, right.
502
00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,890
And I'm meant to ring him
and say what exactly?
503
00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:03,010
"Hello. I hear you have
all your own teeth"?
504
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:06,530
- Er, I wouldn't open with that.
- I'm not gonna open with anything.
505
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:09,130
Honestly, Jen, I know you
meant well, but really?
506
00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:11,490
- It's as much my fault. - Yeah.
- What is it with couples?
507
00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:14,610
Why do you think no-one can be happy
unless you're part of the club?
508
00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:16,890
Sorry. I'm just trying to help.
509
00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:19,940
I'm just not interesting
in meeting anyone.
510
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,580
I'd have done him.
511
00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:31,290
- "See, the thing is, it turns out
the corporate box is full." - David,
you said there'd be plenty of room.
512
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:34,580
- "The more the merrier."
- Yes, well, ordinarily there is, but...
513
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:40,210
The chairman got wind that Eddie's coming and
wants to come too, along with half the board,
514
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:44,490
- so now I've only got three guests.
- OK. Me, Matthew and Ang.
515
00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:49,170
- No, Eddie, Karen and Robyn.
- But I've already promised Matthew.
516
00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:52,740
- He's been so looking forward to it.
- Adam, I'm so sorry.
517
00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:56,810
Now, I'll tell you what. Georgia?
518
00:31:58,020 --> 00:32:00,010
My PA will get some off the internet.
519
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,660
It's my treat. How many do you want?
520
00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:07,300
- Six. - Six? - 'Uh-huh.'
521
00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:11,330
- Ah, no, it's fine.
- Thank you.
522
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:13,380
Yeah, it's fine.
523
00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:20,810
Are you all right?
524
00:32:20,860 --> 00:32:24,850
I can't decide what to wear
tomorrow. 1968, first European Cup.
525
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:28,660
1978, our centenary, or '99, the treble.
526
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,980
Right.
527
00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:37,620
Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome Matthew Williams.
528
00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:41,220
Come up, get up here. Come on, son.
529
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:45,970
- There you are, son, there.
- Photo. Let me take a photo. Say "cheese".
530
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:47,730
- Cheese.
- United.
531
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:50,330
- Well, put it on.
- No. - Oh, yeah, go on.
532
00:32:50,380 --> 00:32:53,050
- Come on, here.
- Go on, get it on.
533
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,280
Ow!
534
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,330
- Ah.
- Give it a twirl.
535
00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:00,780
Ah, come here to me.
536
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:05,290
- Are you sure you're gonna be warm enough?
- Stop mithering.
537
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:08,080
It's very good of you to take him out.
538
00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,170
(Er, Adam.)
539
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,700
Well, go on, then.
540
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:27,440
It's not an early kick-off, is it?
541
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:31,460
Get the door, Adam.
542
00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:54,020
That's you.
543
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,890
I'm sorry you're not in the box.
544
00:33:57,940 --> 00:34:00,090
It's better in the
stands anyway, you know?
545
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,130
- The purer, like.
- Hang on, hang on.
546
00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:04,010
- Wait, wait, wait. - Come on. - Agh!
547
00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:06,530
Do you wanna try this? Try that.
548
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:09,600
- What?
- Hold on, hold on. One more.
549
00:34:10,460 --> 00:34:12,490
- Uh?
- No, yours is the same.
550
00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:14,890
- What's going on? Huh?
- This is no good. - What?
551
00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:18,610
- No, these cost a fortune, pal. - Sorry,
lads, you've been had. - What? - Hey?
552
00:34:18,660 --> 00:34:22,180
Right team, wrong season.
They're for last year's game.
553
00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:25,490
David!
554
00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:32,040
Karen, lovely to see you.
555
00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:35,930
Say hello to Eddie. He's
been asking after you.
556
00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:39,010
I've come here to do you a
favour, not to be set up.
557
00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:41,130
- Eddie, hi. How are you?
- Very well. How are you?
558
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,700
- Good.
- Thank you for coming.
559
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:51,890
Oh, hello. I didn't see
your name on the list.
560
00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:54,980
No, I was passing. I thought
I'd pop in for a free coffee.
561
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,000
Oh.
562
00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:59,340
There you go.
563
00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:02,490
- Played any poker lately?
- Eh?
564
00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:05,730
Oh, yeah, about that.
565
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:09,250
I have a confession. I made it up.
566
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:14,410
This is me. Sorry. Rubbish. Just
trying to make myself interesting.
567
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,490
Well, that does make you interesting.
568
00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:20,860
I'm not really a sales
rep. I'm an undercover cop.
569
00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:26,930
Well, that's what I tell
myself when I check in,
570
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:29,250
that it's all part of an investigation.
571
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:32,610
So, are you working undercover today?
572
00:35:32,660 --> 00:35:36,140
Cos I might be free later
-- if you want backup?
573
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,710
- How old are you, son?
- 15.
574
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,030
- 18, you say?
- No. 15.
575
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,080
I thought you said 18.
576
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,910
- Here.
- Thanks.
577
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,270
Hey, get us another one, will you, lad?
578
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,390
- What, already?
- Aye.
579
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,840
- You don't have to worry about
Matt having a good time. - What?
580
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,040
Oh God!
581
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,960
Do sit down.
582
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,680
Thanks.
583
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,910
I've got a ready sauna.
584
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:31,880
"Jose Mourinho had to check on the fitness of
both Wayne Rooney and Zlatan Ibrahimovic..."
585
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,670
".. he didn't like the judge.
.. he didn't like the decision."
586
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,870
You're a wanker, referee!
587
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,630
- "And here's Harry Kane in
the clear. Kane..." - Offside!
588
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:57,950
If we funnel any investments through an
entity incorporated in the Dominican Republic,
589
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,960
we can reduce the
effective tax rate to zero.
590
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,590
".. very much in the balance..."
591
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,440
Dad, can I tell you something
you might not like to hear?
592
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,030
Is it that you're gay? If
it is that, that's fine.
593
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,870
I don't have a problem with that.
594
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,190
Your granddad's gay, or he's bisexual.
595
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,310
He's with a woman right now,
but that could go either way.
596
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,230
I mean, the point is, I'm cool with that.
597
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,750
Is that what you were gonna say?
598
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,070
- I find football a bit boring.
- What?
599
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,750
Look... You just have
to go to a few games.
600
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,510
- No, I don't want to. - No, son, I
thought that was gonna be our thing.
601
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:44,390
You know, Saturday afternoon at Old
Trafford, fish supper on the way home
602
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,710
then we can watch a replay of the match.
603
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,870
Or, like, a family film like we used to.
604
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,910
- I think the last time we did that,
we watched Finding Nemo. - Yeah.
605
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,630
No, I mean I was, like, ten.
606
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,470
- You still like films, don't you?
- Dad, it's not like it was.
607
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,130
I've grown up.
608
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:05,490
- You're 15, son. - Yes, I'm not a kid any
more. I'm really pleased you're staying.
609
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,110
["The referee didn't hesitate."]
610
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,510
I want to live with you and Angela,
611
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,590
but I won't want to spend
all my time with you.
612
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,750
You do understand that, Dad, don't you?
613
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,000
".. drew the foul, stonewall penalty."
614
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,310
- Well... - ".. this
could be the match here!"
615
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,350
"It could be the whole title
race, and it's Wayne Rooney..."
616
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,950
You don't like football, eh? I think
I'd prefer it if you came out.
617
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,030
Well, there's still time.
618
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,870
- "Rooney with the penalty. Two-nil!"
- I think you've scored.
619
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,790
What?
620
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,590
"Just into the top corner.
Lloris didn't have a prayer."
621
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,150
"It's a great night to be a
Manchester United fan. Look at..."
622
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,950
Tell me, Eddie, why do you
wanna own your own club?
623
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,240
I own a canning factory. That
doesn't mean I like sardines.
624
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,640
- For the prestige, I suppose.
- Which no amount of tinned fish could give you.
625
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,310
You're not like most women I meet.
626
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,310
They don't make me feel like
I have to do the running.
627
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,360
I like that about you.
628
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,110
Eh?
629
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,900
That put a smile back on your face, eh?
630
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,680
- Didn't it, big man, eh?
- Oh, give over, will ya.
631
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,380
Harry? Oh, Jesus!
632
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,960
Jesus, Adam, call an ambulance.
633
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,320
- I'm so sorry, Harry.
- It's all right, mate.
634
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,910
Takes me back to the old days,
when we used to play Millwall.
635
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,390
- David, I'm going to slip away.
- Yes, of course. Does Eddie know?
636
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,200
- David, no. I hope my being
here helped. - It did.
637
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:07,280
- I think he's on the verge of giving us some
business. - Well, I'm very pleased for you.
638
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,990
Don't let them on the internet all
night, and I should be back by ten.
639
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,840
Well, 10:30, tops. OK.
640
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,310
Hey.
641
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,470
- Vodka and tonic.
- Oh. Should we be drinking on duty?
642
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,060
We're undercover. Different rules.
643
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,230
So here's the deal.
644
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,680
See the guys on the next table?
645
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,350
Big-time drug dealers.
646
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,270
There's five ks of coke in that briefcase.
647
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,150
Oh, it's exciting.
648
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,400
- We're not to let them
out of our sight. - OK.
649
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,390
OK, they're leaving, they're leaving.
650
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,560
Playboys on the move. Repeat, on the move.
651
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,080
Oh, right.
652
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,950
- I hope Harry's going to
be all right. - God, yeah.
653
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,150
And poor Pete. He took it hard.
654
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,430
Yeah, you're not seeing him at his best.
655
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,630
- You mean he's not always Eeyore?
- Well, he's never Tigger,
656
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,310
but, I mean, lately he's
been so bloody miserable.
657
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,600
He's always down, and...
658
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:32,040
- That's it.
- What?
659
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,680
He's depressed.
660
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:41,430
♪ You move like a bird...
661
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,070
♪ With a wounded wing
662
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,720
♪ Wounded nerves... ♪
663
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,200
(Come on.)
664
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,080
(Oh. What are we gonna do?)
665
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,670
- What are you doing?
- Well, I didn't want to blow our cover.
666
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,240
Whoa. Hey, no, stop it.
667
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,680
Oh. You've spoilt it now.
668
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,670
There's someone here to see you.
669
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,950
- Eddie. - I hope you don't
mind me calling unannounced.
670
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,670
How did you get... Oh. David.
671
00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:00,910
You fled Old Trafford before I had a
chance to invite you out for dinner.
672
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,510
I thought that might be your intention,
673
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,560
so I thought, how might you persuade her?
674
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,750
A private jet?
675
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,400
Reservations at Le Marais in Paris?
676
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:18,310
No. This woman is not so easily impressed.
677
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,870
- Well... - She'd be just
as happy with a takeaway.
678
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,750
That's what makes her so beguiling.
679
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,680
Did you know Manchester has the
best baltis this side of Birmingham?
680
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:38,680
I wonder then what you might
say... to a very hot Indian?
681
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,950
Matt, Ellie, supper.
682
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,310
Ellie, are you in there?
683
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,190
Yep.
684
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:13,640
- Ellie, have you seen Matt?
- Mum, don't come in.
685
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,520
(Jesus.)
686
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,840
Ah, shit.
687
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,480
- Oh.
- Jen.
688
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,200
Hey.
689
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,480
Come here, come here.
690
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,080
It's OK. It's gonna be OK.
691
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,760
Promise.
692
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,310
♪ I'm freefalling
693
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,160
♪ Cos I'm free
694
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,030
♪ And I'm freefalling
695
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,960
♪ Freefalling
696
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,840
♪ Yes, I'm free
697
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,840
♪ Freefalling... ♪
697
00:45:44,305 --> 00:45:50,749
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