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CHRIS:
I'm washing cars
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Washing a car
Washing a car
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Whoo!
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Dang it.
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Hey. What's up, man?
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-Good. Is this your Bimmer?
-Yeah.
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Okay, cool. I'm almost done.
I just gotta do the interior.
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-I'm Chris, by the way.
-Keith.
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Keith.
Nice to meet you, Keith.
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Be like, five minutes.
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-You good. Take your time.
-Yeah.
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-Where you from, man?
-Birmingham, Alabama.
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Birmingham. Whoa, okay.
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I'm a Florida guy.
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Born and raised.
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Just trying to hustle,
do my thing, you know.
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Yeah, same here.
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You gotta fake it
till you make it, right?
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That's it!
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CHRIS: That's what
I'm talking about.
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You know what's up.
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Okay. Right on. Cool.
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I knew a guy that, like,
got a, uh...
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Shit!
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That was my high school crush.
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-Huh?
-I swear to God,
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that's my crush
from high school.
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-KEITH: For real?
-Yeah, yeah.
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-That's Maria Li.
-For real?
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I haven't seen her
in forever, man. I'm like...
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-All right. Yeah.
-I'm shaking. Yeah, dude.
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That's why I got quiet.
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'Cause I promised myself
next time I saw her,
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I was gonna ask her out.
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But I haven't seen her
in forever.
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I don't even know
if she remembers me.
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Oh, man.
Shoot, you're just shy.
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-CHRIS: You think so?
-Yeah.
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I look like a schlub, though.
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Nah, you look good, man.
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You think so?
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The least you could do is
just... "Hey, how you doing?
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-"You remember me?"
-Yeah?
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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-"Good to see you."
-All right. Cool.
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I'll vacuum your car
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and then I'll get you
out of here. Yeah, yeah.
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Can you just
hit that "on" switch
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on the vacuum for me?
Thanks, man.
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-Right here?
-Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man.
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Yeah, there's probably so many
other guys that wanna...
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-Shit.
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Oh, shit.
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CHRIS: Shit!
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Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit!
What the fuck?
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-No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
Oh, my God! Turn it off.
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What did you press?
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-Turn it off! What the fuck?
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I'm gonna get fired again.
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-Oh, shit.
-Give me your jacket.
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Jacket, jacket,
jacket, jacket.
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Thanks, man. Holy fuck.
Why, why, why?
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-What did you do?
-I just pressed "on".
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-Shit.
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Oh, now, that's Maria.
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That's Maria. Holy shit.
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-MARIA: Hey, excuse me, sir.
-Oh, God.
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Hi. Hey. Hi.
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Um, do you know how long
an interior detail takes?
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I'm a little bit in a rush.
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I just wanna know how long
it's gonna take.
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-Um, I'm not sure.
-Psst! Psst!
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Don't let her leave.
Don't let her leave.
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Okay.
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I'm just gonna go
to another car wash.
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-CHRIS: Wait, wait. Keith!
-Okay, thank you.
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-Okay. Thanks.
-Get her number.
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Get her number.
Get her number.
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-Excuse me.
-MARIA: Yeah?
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Can I get your number
to have somebody call you?
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My number? No. Uh...
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Thank you, though.
I'm... I'm good. Thanks.
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Hey, dude,
what the fuck just happened?
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She's left, dude?
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Fuck.
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I was so close, though.
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-No, you weren't.
-Damn it.
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CHRIS:
Bud, you will never guess
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who I just ran into
at the car wash.
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It was crazy. Let's hang out.
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Okay, cool.
I got a customer.
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I'll see you after work.
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CHRIS: All right, bro.
I'll talk to you soon.
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BUD: Hi. How can I help you?
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I broke this.
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Is there any way
you could possibly fix it?
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I don't know if it's
ruined completely, but...
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I think there's something
we can actually do.
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Luckily, we're not as busy...
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WOMAN: Yeah. Are you normally
pretty busy?
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Yeah. For some reason
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everybody's breaking
their phone.
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Can I get your information?
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-0-5-7...
-What up, bro?
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What up...
What up, Trina? What's up?
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Nothing much.
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-How you doing?
-Hi. How are you?
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Good, good, good.
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Y'all see that car
right there?
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That's yours?
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TRINA: Yeah, that's my
Bad Bitch right there.
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When you see it,
it make everything okay.
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'Cause it's kinda like
Pepto-Bismol.
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-There you go. There you go.
-TRINA: It fixes everything.
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I like to drink Pepto-Bismol
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with a little bit of Hennessy
in it.
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WOMAN: Really?
TRINA: Yeah, it's good.
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What you need?
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I need 50 bucks.
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I'm at work right now.
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You can't be in here asking me
for money in front of
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-everybody like that.
-I'm sorry.
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-I'm sorry about that.
-No, no. That's okay.
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This is my little brother.
Come on.
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First of all,
ain't you supposed
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to be on house arrest?
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TRINA: House arrest,
smouse arrest.
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Ain't nobody worried
about that.
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Let me hold 50.
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Come on, bro.
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-I got $20.
-$20?
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That's all I got.
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-That's it?
-That's it.
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TRINA: I know
you got more than that.
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-What are you doing?
-Let me see.
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-What?
-I know you got some more.
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-Look at this.
-That's just $3.
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-You playin' with me?
-No, that's my lunch money.
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TRINA: No, this is mine.
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I'm so sick of you
with your stupid threats.
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-Give me this.
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Fuckin' crybaby-ass bitch.
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You ain't never
gonna get out this town.
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You ain't never gonna be shit.
You know what?
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Fuck house arrest.
Fuck all this shit.
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Hey, hold that for me.
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And here.
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-No, no, no.
-That's for you.
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Keep your mouth shut.
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-But...
-You too.
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Don't say nothin'.
I remember faces.
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I'm gonna kill every one of
you white motherfuckers
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if you snitch.
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Cheers. Thank you.
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Got you a snack
to cheer you up.
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Cheers. Ding.
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-Thanks, man.
-Of course.
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Don't let her get
in your mind, bro.
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You gotta stand up
to her, man.
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You know my sister.
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It's hard to stand up to her.
She's a bully.
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I think Trina's right, man.
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I don't think we're ever gonna
get out of this town.
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-No.
-Man, I hate that shit.
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No. Trina is not right, dog.
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I'm telling you,
seeing Maria today,
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that was a positive omen, man.
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Mark my words,
by this time next year,
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we're gonna be
out of these jobs.
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We're gonna be going
on big adventures.
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All right.
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-MAN: Hello?
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Oh! What the fuck?
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Who are you?
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-I'm a plumber.
-What time is it?
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Fuck, I'm late!
I'm late! I'm late for work!
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I'm late!
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Oh, I'm late for work!
Shit, shit.
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Oh, God!
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I cannot get fired.
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God damn it.
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Shortcut.
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Shit.
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I was looking at my watch.
Sorry!
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-Ow.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh! Whoa!
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Sorry.
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I thought the window was open.
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I'm late for work. My bad.
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I can help you.
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Thank you.
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Have a good one.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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MAN: Shit. No, shit.
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry!
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What the fuck, dude?
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I'm late. I'm late. I'm late.
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Oh, shit. Damn it.
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I'm sorry about that.
Sorry. Are you okay?
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-Yeah.
-Sorry.
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Allow me. Ladies first.
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Thank you.
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After you.
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All right. Nice! I made it.
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Can you, um, tell me
about the detox?
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Uh, it kind of makes you poop.
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You'll be in the bathroom
for a while.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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Yeah. You wanna try
our new flavor?
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WOMAN:
Oh, it's not a margarita?
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CHRIS: Oh, I wish.
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Put some of this in there.
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Some mango or whatever.
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But why would you put a spoon
in there
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if you're gonna use your hand?
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Oh, sometimes I forget.
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You know, the best chefs
in the world use their hands.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That's unacceptable.
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You work in health care,
you know...
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Germs actually help
your immune system.
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No, no, no.
You're touchin' the counters.
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You're touchin' the counters.
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You're touchin' all these
different things,
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and then you're gonna put
your hand in there
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and comment you're a chef?
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And we supposed to
accept that?
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Here, you want money
or something? Like...
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You can take out of this jar.
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Like, it doesn't even go
to that. Like...
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Can we just all settle
on that?
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What in the world?
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CHRIS: Maria!
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I'm sorry.
Was that loud? Maria.
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- Come, come...
-MARIA: Hi.
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She's a VIP customer.
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-Oh.
-Yeah, yeah.
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Just cut in front of
these people.
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-Hi, sorry. Hi.
-CHRIS: I'm sorry, guys.
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How you gonna do that
right there?
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She's a VIP, but we're in line
and we gotta get waited on.
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-Sorry.
-Chris Carey.
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From high school.
Biology class.
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-You know, "Crazy Chris".
-MARIA: Um...
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"Retard Chris".
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-Oh!
-Yeah!
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-How the hell are you?
-Oh, my God, Chris.
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CHRIS: I haven't seen you
in forever.
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Yeah. I'm actually living
in New York City.
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Wow, New York! The Big Apple.
254
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,503
Yeah.
255
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,027
Hey, that's an apple
I'd like to juice. Right?
256
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,987
What are you doing up there?
I've never been up there.
257
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:27,338
Oh, I'm actually, um,
a curator at an art gallery.
258
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,732
-So, yeah.
-Right on.
259
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,169
Um, here, uh, have a juice.
On the house.
260
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,128
-Okay. Oh.
-Huh?
261
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,826
This is terrible.
This is not good at all.
262
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,741
CHRIS: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
WOMAN: It's terrible.
263
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,178
I'm at work and it gets crazy
at work sometimes.
264
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,702
This is not good.
265
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,878
CHRIS: What do you, uh...
266
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,968
What...
267
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,361
What would you say, like...
268
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,842
What do you, uh...
What are you doing later?
269
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,323
You wanna, like,
get a bite or something?
270
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,456
I... God, I would
love to actually,
271
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,242
but I'm on my way
to the airport right now.
272
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,244
Yeah, there's this big
art show I'm doing on Friday
273
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,072
that I have to get back for.
274
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,204
-Oh, okay. Okay, cool.
-So, yeah.
275
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,337
But listen,
if you're ever in Manhattan,
276
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,382
you should come
to the gallery.
277
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:12,732
-Wait, what?
-Yeah.
278
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,391
-For real?
-Yeah, I'll show you around.
279
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,958
-Yeah. Okay. Great.
-Thank you for this.
280
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,265
-This is so great.
-This is great.
281
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,570
-Okay, I'll see you.
-Mix it up.
282
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,876
-Mix it up.
-I'll see you later.
283
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,834
MARIA:
Great seeing you, Chris.
284
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,184
See ya.
285
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,537
Can we order now?
286
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:48,550
Oh, my God!
287
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,511
Oh, my God.
He fell down, he fell down.
288
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,776
CHRIS: Yes!
289
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,966
You mind if I, uh,
ask you for advice?
290
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,272
I just saw my dream girl
291
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,058
and I finally mustered up
the courage to ask her out.
292
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,234
I'm in total shock.
293
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,846
Why? 'Cause she's accepted
or what?
294
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,283
Yeah. But she lives
in New York, that's the catch.
295
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,111
-So what?
-I've never felt this way
296
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,286
about a woman before.
297
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,940
What do you have going here?
298
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,289
I don't got anything
going here,
299
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,595
-that's the thing.
-No?
300
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,118
I got, you know,
my best friend is here.
301
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,206
My friend, Bud.
302
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,512
Man, you know, I say...
303
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,602
Go for it.
304
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,039
If you don't,
the rest of your life,
305
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,955
you're gonna be sitting here
saying, "What if I woulda?
306
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,174
"What if I coulda?"
307
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,350
Yeah. What am I doing here?
308
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,395
I can't...
309
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,876
I can't just wait around
and hope for things to happen.
310
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,182
I gotta make it happen.
311
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,574
There you go. Claim it.
312
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,141
Claim it. Yes.
313
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,664
-Yeah.
-Thank you, man.
314
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,362
-Thanks for the advice, man.
315
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,365
I'm going to New York.
316
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:10,110
I saw a girl today
317
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:14,114
I saw a girl, no way
318
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:18,161
I saw a girl today
319
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:21,904
And her name is Maria
320
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:25,038
I saw a girl today
321
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,169
What the...
322
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,954
The one that got away
323
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,433
I saw a...
324
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,001
Holy cow!
325
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,395
And her name is Maria
326
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:36,527
Whoo! Thank you, man.
327
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:39,574
I owe you. Thank you. Whoo!
328
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,706
I'm going to New York,
brother! Thank you!
329
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,404
Whoo!
330
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:47,147
He's in love. He's crazy.
331
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,543
I saw a girl today
332
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,023
What? Get off me.
333
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,547
I saw a girl, no way
334
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,114
What are you doing?
335
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,376
I saw a girl today
336
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,725
Get the fuck away from me.
337
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,250
And her name is Maria
338
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,518
Spinning my wheels,
I haven't done shit
339
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,303
I'm out of here,
I fucking quit
340
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:16,045
Maria has opened the door
341
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,483
Later, smoothies,
I'm off to New York
342
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,312
CHORUS: He saw a girl today
343
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,400
CHRIS: Oh, shit.
344
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,054
He saw her girl, no way
345
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,624
He saw a girl today
346
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,671
And her name is Maria
347
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:39,590
I saw a girl today
348
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,593
I saw a girl, no way
349
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,291
-Shit!
350
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:48,686
I saw a girl today
351
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:53,126
And her name is Maria
352
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:58,653
Maria
353
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,265
Maria
354
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:06,574
CHORUS: Maria
355
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,143
The fuck?
356
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,103
CHRIS: I'm telling you,
357
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:17,715
Maria just fell out of the sky
into my lap today.
358
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,109
And said, "Hey, Chris,
I haven't seen you in ages.
359
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,328
"What have you been up to?"
And I go...
360
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,677
"I don't know,
I just been working
361
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,895
"at the mall
since high school."
362
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,636
And she was, like,
"Oh, well, good news.
363
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,465
"I'm your guardian
fucking angel.
364
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,467
"And I'mma take you
outta this hellscape
365
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,601
"and bring you to the
motherfucking promised land!"
366
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,733
So what? I mean,
what does that mean?
367
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,779
Look at our lives, man.
368
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,651
Stuck in Florida,
spinning our wheels,
369
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,132
bullshit job
after bullshit job.
370
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,569
It's finally time for that
big adventure, brother.
371
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:50,139
I'm talking road trip
to the NYC!
372
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,098
Hey, has anybody here
been to New York City?
373
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,273
Yes!
374
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,796
New York
375
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:58,321
Concrete jungle
Texas albino
376
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,497
My pussy's on fire
377
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,456
Come on! New York, man. Pizza.
378
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,545
-Calm down, bruh.
379
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,591
Okay. I hear you, right?
And that sounds good.
380
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,071
Yeah.
381
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,464
But how we gonna get there?
We don't have a car.
382
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,423
I figured it out.
383
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,864
Hell, no.
We're not taking Trina's car.
384
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,605
-Are you fucking crazy?
-Wait, wait, wait.
385
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,172
Hear me out. Hear me out.
386
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,696
You're the one paying
to store her car.
387
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:26,828
-Right?
-Yes.
388
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,351
Trina is in jail.
389
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:32,181
She's been in jail.
She's gonna stay in jail.
390
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,489
She is in J-A-I-L. Prison.
391
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:36,838
-I'm not doing this.
-Okay.
392
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,231
-Trina is crazy.
-Yeah, I know. I know.
393
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,188
You know that.
We can't take her car.
394
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:40,537
It's her car.
395
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,104
Just for once,
in your whole life,
396
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,192
forget about Trina.
397
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,107
Think about us.
398
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,196
Let's steal that goddamn car
and go to New York
399
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,719
and have the adventure
of a lifetime
400
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,330
that we always talked about.
401
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,681
I hate you.
402
00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,426
CHRIS:
We're going to New York!
403
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,777
Here you go. Bud Malone.
404
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,735
Yeah, we're driving
to New York.
405
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,781
-Looks good.
-What's your name again?
406
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,523
Kurt? Bud, Chris.
Nice to meet you.
407
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,872
-Nice to meet ya.
-Nice to meet ya, man.
408
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:24,712
Choo-choo!
409
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,890
BUD: Check this out, bruh.
410
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,239
I got it all mapped out,
all right?
411
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,414
I went on Google Maps
yesterday.
412
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,589
I get everything together,
right?
413
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,156
We're gonna take
the I-95, right?
414
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,462
It's gonna be the quickest way
to get to New York City...
415
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,464
No, no, no. No rush, mi amigo.
416
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:40,293
We got four whole days
till Maria's art opening.
417
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,860
We can kick back, relax,
and breathe in America, dude.
418
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,776
-Hey.
-Ow!
419
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,995
Feet down, man.
420
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,171
You cannot mess up
my sister's car, man.
421
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,390
Will you relax?
422
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,175
The car is fine.
Your sister's in prison.
423
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,786
She'll never know.
What's she gonna do?
424
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,137
Bust outta jail?
425
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,332
Bus is all clear.
426
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,948
WOMAN: Psst! Psst!
427
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,820
Excuse me.
428
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,344
I'm stuck up here.
I'm stuck.
429
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:33,694
Can you help me get out?
430
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,392
Please. I'm stuck under here.
431
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:37,654
Oh, God.
432
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,613
Oh. Thank you.
433
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,879
Oh, shit.
434
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,621
Hey. Shh.
435
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,536
Oh, man.
436
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,277
You see any guards out here
or anything?
437
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,846
You better take your ass off.
You better take off.
438
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,979
You better fucking...
You better run.
439
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,286
Man, I'm gonna get my car,
and I'm gonna go to Mexico
440
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,375
and I'm gonna just start
all over, man.
441
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,681
Get those clothes off
and get the fuck outta here.
442
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:05,943
Can I borrow your vest?
443
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,641
I can't give you my vest.
444
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,382
You my lookout.
I never forget a face.
445
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,687
Go.
446
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,385
Thank you
for helping me escape!
447
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,692
OFFICER: Hey.
448
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,914
We had a convict escape.
Did you see anyone?
449
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,005
-Where?
-Where?
450
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,529
They were here somewhere.
Did you see anybody?
451
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,749
No. You said someone escaped?
452
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,707
And you haven't
helped her at all?
453
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,579
No. How am I gonna help her?
454
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,277
-By giving her my vest?
-I don't know.
455
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:38,237
Did you see someone out here?
I need to know that.
456
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,021
Go that way.
457
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,371
That way?
458
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,286
-Someone went that way?
-Go that way.
459
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,374
Go that way?
460
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,680
Go that way.
461
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,551
Okay. It's an emergency.
462
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,553
We got an emergency here.
463
00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,041
TRINA: Man, I just wanted
to thank you.
464
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,347
Go, go, go.
He's looking for you.
465
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,913
TRINA: He really?
466
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,088
-They're looking for you.
-Oh, shoot. Thank you so much.
467
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,439
-Go.
-Thank you so, so much.
468
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,354
I really appreciate you.
You got a baby mama?
469
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,703
Run away, please.
Get away from me
470
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:10,747
before I get in trouble.
471
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,358
Thank you for helping me.
472
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,576
Get the fuck outta here.
473
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:14,969
-Don't! No. Bye!
-Thank you. Thank you.
474
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,580
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
475
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,887
God bless you.
You an accomplice to my shit.
476
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,543
Whoo! I'm free!
477
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,113
BUD: Look, man,
you don't realize
478
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,376
how strong she is, okay?
479
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,464
My sister's crazy.
480
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,596
I've told you that
a million times.
481
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,424
She doesn't have
a regular girl hand.
482
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:39,080
I once seen her fry some fish
with her bare hand.
483
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,603
She grabbed the fish
out the batter,
484
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,039
put it in the frying pan.
485
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,954
Set it there till it was done.
486
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,957
That's insane. I've seen her
flip barbecue ribs.
487
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,959
No spatula. Hand.
488
00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,005
God.
489
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:55,966
Pressing the meat. Bare hand.
490
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:58,491
I... I don't think I wanna eat
at your house anymore.
491
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:05,759
How you doing?
492
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,457
-Good, good.
-Hey, hey. Um...
493
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,633
I'm really excited
to get my car.
494
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,026
-Uh-huh.
-Uh, it's under Malone.
495
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:15,508
Pink Crown Vic.
Crown Victoria.
496
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,074
Someone just picked that up.
497
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:18,467
What?
498
00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,513
Bud Malone
just picked that up.
499
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,473
Bud picked up my car?
500
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,519
Was he with somebody?
501
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:27,824
Yeah, yeah.
502
00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,696
What'd he look like?
503
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:32,002
Uh, they were
African American.
504
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,656
Do you know
where they were going?
505
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,831
I think
they said, uh, New York.
506
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,486
-New York?
-Yeah.
507
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,140
Their name was
on the card, so...
508
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:43,666
TRINA: What's your name, man?
509
00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:47,844
Bob, I ain't trying to go back
to jail for killing nobody.
510
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,063
But I'm about to
kill somebody, Bob.
511
00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:53,676
You gave 'em my car,
now they got to die.
512
00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:56,549
BOB: Sorry.
513
00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:03,904
Okay.
514
00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,522
Dude, check it out. I got
a Chinese finger trap, man.
515
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,785
It'll be like our good luck
charm on the road.
516
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,047
How about this?
517
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:18,701
I'll ask one of these
fellow Americans
518
00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,094
where a cool bar is.
519
00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:22,575
Celebrate. First road trip.
520
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,446
BUD: All right, whatever
you say, man. I'm down.
521
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:25,578
CHRIS: Excuse me, sir.
522
00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,057
Is there a bar around here?
523
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:29,059
Me and my friend
wanna party tonight.
524
00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:30,496
We're going
to Electric Cowboy tonight.
525
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:32,062
Oh, really? Oh, thanks, man.
526
00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:33,586
Yeah. If you wanna turn it
around, I'll hold it for you.
527
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:34,761
Oh, really?
528
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,111
-Oh, shit.
529
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,853
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
530
00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:41,724
Help me. Help me. Help me.
531
00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:43,117
Shit.
532
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,162
Quickly, get away.
Get away, bro.
533
00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:47,251
Get away from it!
Get away, bro.
534
00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,557
Somebody just turn it off.
Turn it off. Turn it off!
535
00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:49,776
MAN: Get away!
536
00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,473
CHRIS: Hello?
Where's the shut-off? God!
537
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,779
-I swallowed some of it.
538
00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:56,565
-Where's the shut-off?
539
00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,088
Here, here, here. Hold this.
540
00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:00,613
No, I'm not touching that
shit. Get away from it, bro.
541
00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:01,788
Here, let's just
get outta here.
542
00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:03,050
That thing is broken, man.
543
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,486
BUD: Come on, man.
Not on the seat, man!
544
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:05,792
CHRIS: Thank you, cowboy man.
545
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,454
WAITRESS:
Chocolate glazed for you?
546
00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,154
-WAITRESS: Bacon? Sure.
-Great.
547
00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:21,938
TRINA: Hey, man.
You live in this area?
548
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:23,592
-Do we? Yeah.
-Yeah.
549
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:24,898
TRINA: You seen this dude?
550
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,508
These dudes right here,
they stole my car.
551
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:27,944
-MAN: No, ma'am.
-This is my car right here.
552
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,076
This is my Bad Bitch.
553
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,251
Sorry. No, I don't.
554
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:36,170
Well, they're all here.
They love donuts.
555
00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:42,611
-You okay?
-No, man.
556
00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:43,960
Have you seen this car?
557
00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,222
I have not.
558
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:47,616
This is my car.
559
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:50,576
My grandma gave me that car
for my 16th birthday.
560
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:52,491
I just got outta jail.
561
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:53,622
And these dudes,
I know they stole my car, man.
562
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,058
OFFICER: Where do you stay at?
563
00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:57,887
"Where do I stay at?"
I stay in the Avenues, man.
564
00:24:57,931 --> 00:25:00,629
Okay. You gotta go down
to the precinct.
565
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,065
Man, you are handsome.
566
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,632
-Huh?
-You are so handsome.
567
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:04,981
Thank you.
568
00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:07,549
Yeah, you gotta go to, um...
569
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:10,204
You gotta to the, uh,
Zone Four Precinct.
570
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,554
Man.
571
00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:15,644
It's been so long since a man
looked me in my eyes.
572
00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:17,037
-You are beautiful.
-Thank you.
573
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:17,994
You gotta go
to the Zone Four Precinct.
574
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,082
TRINA: Can we kiss?
575
00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:20,910
-No.
-No?
576
00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:23,652
It's been so long
since I kissed a man.
577
00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:25,741
What's your name, Officer?
Can I get your number?
578
00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,656
No. I'm married.
579
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,223
So? You a police.
580
00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:30,659
Y'all don't care
about shit like that.
581
00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:31,921
I do.
582
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,706
My pussy hairy like a booty.
583
00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:37,710
Hey, hey, hey.
584
00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:39,755
Excuse me. Y'all been out here
eating donuts and stuff.
585
00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:40,974
You seen these guys?
586
00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:42,236
Have you seen these two dudes?
587
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:43,890
-No.
-They stole my car.
588
00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:47,197
TRINA: They ain't trying
to holla at me.
589
00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:48,677
They're not helping at all.
590
00:25:48,721 --> 00:25:50,200
-WOMAN: Oh, wow.
-That's what I'm saying.
591
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:51,680
WOMAN: So you doing it
yourself right now?
592
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,682
-TRINA: Basically.
-MAN: Say "yes" to it.
593
00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:55,162
WOMAN: Yes. Say "yes" to it.
594
00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:57,164
You know what?
Sometimes you just gotta
595
00:25:57,207 --> 00:25:59,035
-do shit yourself.
-Uh-uh. You better not!
596
00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:00,863
-TRINA: Fuck the police!
597
00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:02,212
I'mma kill
these motherfuckers.
598
00:26:02,256 --> 00:26:03,562
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
599
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:05,346
-Holy shit!
600
00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:07,870
Holy shit!
601
00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:12,919
Hey! Hey, hey!
602
00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:16,009
-Oh, my God!
603
00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:24,191
Damn it.
604
00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,585
He's got to feel
like an idiot, doesn't he?
605
00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:36,072
Hey, what are you doing?
606
00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:38,379
CHRIS: Hey, White Chicks.
607
00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,250
BUD: Oh, yes.
608
00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,078
That's my favorite movie
right there, man.
609
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,210
You know something?
610
00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,081
The first time
I saw that movie, right?
611
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,648
Halfway through
I really thought
612
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,128
they were white women.
613
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,913
They look like, uh,
burn victims in that movie.
614
00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:53,089
You're stupid. You don't know
anything about good cinema.
615
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:55,439
I'm more like, "God damn,
some thick-ass white girls."
616
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:56,876
Fat-ass booties.
617
00:26:56,919 --> 00:26:58,312
I was like, "they got
black girl booties."
618
00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:02,882
Terry Crews was convinced.
You saw the movie.
619
00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:06,668
CHRIS: Ah, this is it.
620
00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:09,279
This is the place the cowboy
was talking about.
621
00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:12,152
Look at this place, man.
Fuck yes!
622
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,155
All right. Whoo!
623
00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:19,463
Yo!
624
00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:21,117
Chris, I don't know
about this, man.
625
00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:25,339
Dude, trust me.
It's gonna rock. Whoo!
626
00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:26,993
BUD: It's called
Electric Cowboy, though.
627
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,081
CHRIS: Mmm-hmm. Exactly.
628
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,299
BUD: We're not cowboys.
629
00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:31,127
CHRIS: We're about to be.
630
00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:45,272
What do you think, man? Huh?
631
00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:47,361
USA, baby!
632
00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,277
We are the only black people
in here.
633
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,322
I don't see race.
Didn't even notice.
634
00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:54,324
You know what race I see?
The American race.
635
00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:57,197
Right out on that dance floor.
636
00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:04,770
Sorry.
637
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,734
Bud, this is awesome!
638
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:13,866
Get your ass over here.
639
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:21,003
-Great job!
-Thank you. Thank you.
640
00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:23,223
Let's get some shots, huh?
641
00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:25,486
First night of the road trip.
642
00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:28,315
Couldn't ask for a better
partner on the road.
643
00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:34,408
Let me buy you a round.
644
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,279
Let me buy you
a round of some shots.
645
00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:37,977
Yeah, this is
my best friend, Bud.
646
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,456
He's a little shy.
647
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,067
Cheers. Pick it up. Cheers.
648
00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:43,069
Here's to you, Bud Malone.
649
00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:50,163
-Wow!
-This should be it, okay?
650
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,469
Give me one more shot.
651
00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:58,214
CHRIS: I guess it do.
652
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,398
I would have suggested
not to do that.
653
00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:10,357
Did he just drink
outta that thing?
654
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,098
CHRIS: I drank
a little bit too much.
655
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:13,273
I'll put it that way.
656
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,233
I gotta make a call
real quick.
657
00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:18,887
See you later, pal.
658
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,236
What's wrong with him?
659
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,542
He's just so wound up.
660
00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:23,065
He's so uptight.
I don't know. Like...
661
00:29:23,109 --> 00:29:24,588
Can we pray for him?
662
00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,068
Do you mind praying for him
real quick?
663
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,200
I'm not...
664
00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:30,072
Dear Jesus who art in Heaven,
665
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,205
Father be thy name.
666
00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:34,120
Thy kingdom come.
667
00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:37,863
I hope Bud has an amazing time
on this road trip.
668
00:29:37,906 --> 00:29:40,343
I hope I get to Maria
669
00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:41,954
and we fall in love...
670
00:29:41,997 --> 00:29:45,609
and we make love and have sex
with her without a condom.
671
00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:48,830
And, like, of course I'll
make her come first.
672
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:51,398
And then,
I'm kinda free to, like,
673
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,314
you know,
jizz whenever I want to.
674
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,446
I wanna make her come first,
675
00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,492
but then I'll jizz
whenever I want to. So...
676
00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,581
-Amen.
-Amen.
677
00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,975
-I gotta go pee-pee.
678
00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:03,889
I'll be right back.
679
00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:08,632
Uh, excuse me.
Where's the bathroom?
680
00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,591
Holy shit. I'm sorry.
681
00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:13,463
How much did you drink?
Are you a fucking camel?
682
00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:16,423
ALL:
Happy birthday, dear Lena
683
00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,948
Happy birthday to you
684
00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:23,125
WOMAN: Shots on him.
Now, I don't know your name.
685
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,605
BUD: Bud. I've never been out
like this before,
686
00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,085
but this is fun.
687
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,303
What do you want a shot of?
688
00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:31,090
Hey, DJ, cut the music!
689
00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:32,439
-Cut the music!
690
00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:34,136
I'd like to make a toast
691
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:37,139
to my best friend, Bud Malone.
692
00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:39,272
What the fuck are you doing
up there? Get down.
693
00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:41,013
Yeah, he's a little nervous.
694
00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:43,537
We're the only
black guys in here.
695
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,974
He's the coolest guy
in the world, man.
696
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:47,323
-Get down from there! Wait!
-I love you all.
697
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:51,197
MAN: Hey, he all right?
698
00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:53,199
BUD: Oh, shit!
699
00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:54,504
-Are you okay?
-MAN: Get him out there.
700
00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:56,332
-MAN: Is he all right?
701
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:57,507
Come on, come on, come on.
Get up. Get up.
702
00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:00,859
MAN 2: Give him some room.
Give him some room.
703
00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:04,166
CHRIS: No, no, no.
704
00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:05,341
NURSE: You just fell off
a freaking bar,
705
00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:06,168
so you need to get
checked out.
706
00:31:06,212 --> 00:31:07,517
I'm fine.
707
00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:09,128
Do you have a water bottle?
Or a cup?
708
00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:10,651
-MAN: I got a wet rag.
-Yeah, give him some water.
709
00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:21,053
Oh, my God.
710
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:23,707
Okay. I'm serious about
calling this guy an ambulance.
711
00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:25,535
-He's not okay if he's puking.
-I'm fine.
712
00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:28,669
Somebody needs to get me
a fucking drink and chill out.
713
00:31:28,712 --> 00:31:29,888
WOMAN: No, seriously,
that's not gonna be good.
714
00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:41,943
CHRIS: Easy now, killer.
715
00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,299
What the fuck is wrong
with you? Like, seriously?
716
00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:52,693
I wanted to celebrate you.
717
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:56,566
This is a celebration of you
and your life.
718
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:01,223
I don't know. Thank you
for talking me into this.
719
00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:03,704
Felt good to be out.
I needed it.
720
00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:11,277
We should probably get
some rest or wash up.
721
00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:35,475
Good night, Bud.
722
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:37,956
Night, Chris.
723
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,698
God damn it.
What type of light is this?
724
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:44,310
What the fuck?
725
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,096
CHRIS: One day closer
to Maria.
726
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:49,532
-All right, let's do this.
-BUD: All right. Okay.
727
00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:50,620
I feel good.
It's a new day, right?
728
00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:51,752
Yeah, a new day.
729
00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:53,667
Okay. USA.
730
00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:24,524
The price of art
is skyrocketing.
731
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:27,309
This is the first one that
I wanted to show because it's
732
00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:29,311
the one that there's
a lot of debate about.
733
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,487
I was thinking it looked like
Lord of the Rings,uh, thing.
734
00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:33,489
It kinda looks like, uh,
735
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:35,143
a relic.
736
00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:41,062
Maria.
737
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:42,237
Chris?
738
00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:43,673
Oh, God. Yes.
739
00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:45,284
Yes, Chris! Yes!
740
00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:49,549
Chris.
741
00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:53,509
Chris!
742
00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:56,643
Chris!
743
00:33:57,557 --> 00:34:00,081
This looks awesome.
744
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,692
We're doing
some free sampling.
745
00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:04,346
Well, let's get, like,
three of those,
746
00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:05,608
and maybe some bread.
747
00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:07,219
Hey, looking good, babe.
748
00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:10,700
You talking to my girl?
749
00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:11,788
-I got this. I got this, baby.
-MAN: Oh, that's your girl?
750
00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:13,051
-Yeah.
-MAN: I'm sorry about that.
751
00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:13,703
-Are you sure?
-I got this. You all right?
752
00:34:13,747 --> 00:34:15,183
Come on.
753
00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,663
MARIA: You like hitting on
women at farmers markets?
754
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:19,318
-What's wrong with you?
-MARIA: Piece of shit!
755
00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:20,406
-MAN: Crazy ass.
-What the fuck are you doing?
756
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:21,755
You're fucking
hitting on me here?
757
00:34:21,798 --> 00:34:23,104
MAN: What's wrong with you?
758
00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:24,801
Damn. What the fuck?
759
00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:27,195
-Fuck. Crazy bitch.
-That is hot.
760
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,066
What are you looking at?
761
00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,591
WOMAN: Hey, he's blind.
He's blind.
762
00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:33,767
He's blind.
He's blind. Please!
763
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,551
MARIA: Fucker.
764
00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:39,381
Get his money. Get his money.
Get his money.
765
00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:41,296
-No! He didn't do anything.
-What is happening?
766
00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:43,342
Run. Let's run. Let's run.
Let's just go. Let's just go.
767
00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:44,299
MARIA: Go, go, go!
768
00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:45,605
MAN: Go, go, go!
769
00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:46,736
WOMAN 1: Oh, my God.
WOMAN 2: Stop!
770
00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:58,444
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
771
00:34:59,358 --> 00:35:00,794
You may kiss the bride.
772
00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:10,108
And you may now
773
00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:11,805
kiss me.
774
00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:14,416
Uh...
775
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,635
-What?
776
00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:17,811
WOMAN: Oh, my God.
777
00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:04,727
Okay, there's no way
White Chickswould work
778
00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,207
-in real life, man.
-I'm telling you...
779
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:07,469
They look like bleached
Ninja Turtles.
780
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:08,949
Bruh, matter of fact,
781
00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:10,559
this lady right here.
That could be a brother.
782
00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:11,952
CHRIS: That's ridiculous.
Okay, watch this.
783
00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,301
-Excuse me, miss.
-Yes?
784
00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:15,303
Are you a black man?
785
00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:16,826
No.
786
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:18,698
Case in point.
787
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:19,829
Why would you ask
somebody that?
788
00:36:19,873 --> 00:36:21,831
You said that it could work.
789
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:23,006
It'd look frightening.
790
00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:25,313
Wait a minute. What is this?
791
00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:27,228
The zoo?
Come on, man.
792
00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:28,490
You know I love zoos.
793
00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:29,622
We gotta do this, bruh.
794
00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:31,014
I think we got time, right?
795
00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:32,320
Yeah. We're more
than halfway there.
796
00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:33,408
We're making great time.
797
00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:35,410
-CHRIS: Thank you, ma'am.
-No problem.
798
00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:36,672
Or black sir.
799
00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:40,502
-BUD: Take care, brother.
800
00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:52,253
Dude, zoos are sick!
801
00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:53,689
-This makes me happy, man.
-You're having fun,
802
00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:54,777
-aren't you?
-I'm having fun.
803
00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:55,865
Look at that.
That's a fancy cat.
804
00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:59,260
-Two buds on the road.
-What up?
805
00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:00,653
-Booyah.
-Booyah.
806
00:37:00,696 --> 00:37:01,828
I like it, man.
807
00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:03,264
-This is a good idea.
-Yeah, man.
808
00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,875
CHRIS: Zoo life, baby!
809
00:37:05,919 --> 00:37:07,007
GUIDE: Right now,
we'd like to take you guys
810
00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:08,878
up here to see our wolves
811
00:37:08,922 --> 00:37:10,880
and our large primate area.
812
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,534
Do me a favor, everybody,
813
00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:15,276
and keep just
a little bit of room off here.
814
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,582
Okay, come on in.
815
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:19,933
Oh, I like the Silverback.
816
00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:22,022
Hey.
817
00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:24,894
GUIDE: Step on in, guys.
Step on in.
818
00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:26,853
Guys, this is Jesse.
Everybody can say hi to Jesse.
819
00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:27,941
-Dude.
-GROUP: Hey, Jesse.
820
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,334
Gorilla.
821
00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:31,336
CHRIS: Dude.
822
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:34,556
- The gate's open.
-Why don't you close that?
823
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,862
-Put it down.
-CHRIS: Shut up.
824
00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:37,080
I'm gonna get a selfie
with the gorilla.
825
00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:38,734
-No. No.
-Yes. For Maria.
826
00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:39,866
Come on. It'll melt her heart.
827
00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:40,910
Are you crazy?
828
00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:42,651
Come back here.
829
00:37:42,695 --> 00:37:44,436
Shut up. Don't wake him up.
830
00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,002
-What the fuck are you doing?
-Shut up. Keep it down.
831
00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:47,526
BUD: Hey. No, don't.
832
00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:48,918
Come back here.
833
00:37:48,962 --> 00:37:51,094
Come back here. Here.
834
00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:52,574
-BUD: Hey.
835
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,663
JESSE: Good.
836
00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:56,622
Very good. Good work.
837
00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:58,058
So this is Gideon,
838
00:37:58,101 --> 00:38:00,713
and he is our primary
ambassador wolf over here.
839
00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:03,324
And Gideon is really,
really good at jumping.
840
00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:05,935
JESSE: Good.
841
00:38:07,067 --> 00:38:09,374
- He's got my leg!
842
00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:12,377
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
843
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,292
GUIDE: Sir!
Sir, you can't be in there.
844
00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:16,598
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
845
00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:17,904
-Oh, my God!
846
00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,473
Hey, hey.
847
00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:22,735
Please.
848
00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,302
Be quiet. Be quiet.
849
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:27,435
GUIDE: Don't look him
in the eye.
850
00:38:27,479 --> 00:38:28,306
I'm so scared.
851
00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,396
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
852
00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:32,788
Oh, my God!
853
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,616
MAN: Oh, my God!
GUIDE: Stay calm.
854
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:36,488
-Stay calm.
-Bud, help me.
855
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:37,576
WOMAN: Oh, my God.
856
00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:42,624
-Stop that!
-CHRIS: Oh, my God!
857
00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:46,976
BUD: You fucking a man.
858
00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:49,109
He's a human being.
859
00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:51,416
Oh, my God. Fuck.
860
00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:52,634
-What's his name?
-His name is Chris.
861
00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:53,983
Chris, come on!
862
00:38:54,027 --> 00:38:56,986
-WOMAN: Stay still.
863
00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:58,814
-Shit! Shit!
-Stay calm. Stay calm.
864
00:38:58,858 --> 00:38:59,989
-Stay calm.
-Shit!
865
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,427
-Oh, shit.
-Jimmy, back in.
866
00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:03,515
Jimmy, back in.
Bananas for you.
867
00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:04,646
WOMAN: Shit! Damn, we on this.
868
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:07,519
Help me, Jesus. Jesus!
869
00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:10,043
-GUIDE: Back in there.
-Jesus!
870
00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:12,001
BUD: Would you put the lock on
or something?
871
00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:13,960
-GUIDE: Good boy.
-Why did you go in there?
872
00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:15,788
The rest of us have kids.
873
00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:17,485
I wanted to take a picture.
874
00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,618
You wanted to take a picture
of the gorilla?
875
00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:21,010
-Face to face?
-Yeah, for this girl.
876
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:23,012
WOMAN: Would she go in there
for you?
877
00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:24,536
-CHRIS: No.
-Exactly.
878
00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:26,102
So why are you
going in there for her?
879
00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:27,843
I'm trying to get her
to be my girlfriend.
880
00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:29,715
She's not your girlfriend yet?
881
00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:31,673
No. I gotta get my cell phone.
882
00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,022
-No, you can't go in there.
-What the fuck are you doing?
883
00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:34,502
Sir, you can't go in there.
884
00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,678
If that damn thing come back,
you gonna be through.
885
00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:37,505
Oh, here it is.
886
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,470
BUD: Keep your mouth closed!
887
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:50,953
WOMAN 1: What are you doing
in there?
888
00:39:50,997 --> 00:39:52,041
WOMAN 2: Oh, Lord, have mercy.
889
00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:55,044
Bud.
890
00:39:55,088 --> 00:39:56,524
WOMAN 3: How did he get
in there?
891
00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:58,047
WOMAN 4:
Pull your pants up, buddy.
892
00:40:02,051 --> 00:40:03,531
TRINA: Hey, excuse me,
brothers.
893
00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:05,228
-Y'all seen this car today?
-MAN: No.
894
00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:07,230
This my brother Bud
and his friend Chris.
895
00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:09,537
This dude don't look familiar
to you at all?
896
00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,539
-No.
-You sure you don't know them?
897
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,888
I'm pretty sure
I don't know them.
898
00:40:12,932 --> 00:40:14,716
Okay. We gotta walk. Okay?
899
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,152
This ain't you, man?
900
00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:18,067
-That ain't.
-Your name ain't Craig?
901
00:40:18,111 --> 00:40:19,329
Yeah.
902
00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:20,679
And you're telling me
you don't know them?
903
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,071
You sitting up here
lying to me in my face?
904
00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:23,682
This is you and them.
905
00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:24,944
You, Bud, Chris.
906
00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:27,947
Craig.
907
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,949
-Where'd you get that picture?
-This is you!
908
00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,907
-I know.
-Your name is Craig, right?
909
00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:33,561
It is. And I don't know them.
910
00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:35,476
Where is these dudes at?
911
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,564
Dude, I don't know
where they're at.
912
00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:37,826
Well, when you see them...
913
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:38,914
The next time you see
these motherfuckers,
914
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,394
let 'em know
I'mma kill their ass.
915
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,614
Well, I ain't got your car,
and stop yelling at me.
916
00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:44,572
No, you know
where my car at, Craig.
917
00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:47,575
I've seen your ass on Facebook
and everything with them.
918
00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:48,620
What the fuck
are you talking about?
919
00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:49,751
TRINA: Where's my car at?
920
00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:51,057
Ask your fucking brother!
921
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:52,928
Well, tell me
where my brother is!
922
00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:54,582
And why the fuck
would I know that?
923
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,932
Because you're taking pictures
with these niggas!
924
00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,891
I just want you to
tell me where my car is.
925
00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:00,283
Well, if I knew where your car
fucking was, I would.
926
00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:01,546
Would you?
927
00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:02,895
-Yes, I would.
-Would you really?
928
00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:04,200
-Would you? Really?
-Yes. Why wouldn't I?
929
00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:05,463
'Cause I feel like
you lying to me right now.
930
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:06,551
I feel like you are
a motherfucking liar!
931
00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:07,769
You feel like
everybody's lying to ya.
932
00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:15,951
CHRIS: Oh, God.
933
00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:17,562
Still got that gorilla
cum taste in my mouth.
934
00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:18,824
Ugh.
935
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,129
Does Trina got any mints
in the car?
936
00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:21,566
Hey, hey, hey.
Look, don't be going around
937
00:41:21,609 --> 00:41:22,915
digging in the car
like that, okay?
938
00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:24,307
CHRIS: Dude, she's got a ton
of mints in here.
939
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,614
-This is great.
-What?
940
00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,137
Boy, if you gonna have a mint,
I want a mint.
941
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:30,139
-CHRIS: All right.
-Let me get some.
942
00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:31,271
You need it
more than me, homie.
943
00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:32,533
Your breath is so bad,
944
00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,187
people look forward
to your farts.
945
00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:38,191
Oh, okay. Your breath smells
like Steve Harvey's mustache.
946
00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:40,106
I don't even know
what that smells like but...
947
00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:44,327
You're pretty funny, man.
948
00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:46,852
You're, like,
way funny tonight.
949
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,294
Yeah, I'm boiling.
950
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,306
Hello?
951
00:42:06,349 --> 00:42:07,176
I mean, it's moving.
952
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:41,297
CHRIS: Can you put this
on your finger?
953
00:42:41,341 --> 00:42:42,995
Sir, if you carry on
doing that,
954
00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:44,213
I will turn around
and punch you
955
00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:45,258
in your goddamn face.
956
00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:49,915
CHRIS: Ooh. Electrolytes.
957
00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:53,092
Maria?
958
00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:55,616
-Maria! Maria, where'd you go?
959
00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:01,883
I look perfectly normal.
960
00:43:01,927 --> 00:43:03,276
I look great.
961
00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:04,799
Yeah, motherfuckers!
Try to find me now.
962
00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:18,334
Oh, my God.
963
00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:19,901
Snowball fight.
964
00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:23,296
Yeah!
965
00:43:31,130 --> 00:43:33,959
-Are you Maria?
-Nah. My name is Will.
966
00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,309
Let's go to the dream place.
967
00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:56,634
- Chris.
-Huh?
968
00:43:58,070 --> 00:43:59,158
Where are we?
969
00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:02,814
Oh, fuck,
I got a headache, man.
970
00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,163
What happened last night?
971
00:44:04,859 --> 00:44:06,992
-I don't even know.
-Oh.
972
00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:09,777
I really gotta pee.
973
00:44:09,821 --> 00:44:10,952
Ah!
974
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,133
BOTH: Fuck!
975
00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:21,963
Ow! Why are our dicks
in a Chinese finger trap?
976
00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:23,138
What did you do to us, man?
977
00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:24,270
I didn't do anything
to anybody.
978
00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:25,837
I don't remember a thing!
979
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,142
I wouldn't put my dick
connected to your dick.
980
00:44:27,186 --> 00:44:28,317
CHRIS: Maybe if your dick...
981
00:44:28,361 --> 00:44:29,579
BUD: Man, get your hands
off my dick.
982
00:44:29,623 --> 00:44:30,885
Sorry, sorry. Just get up.
Get up, get up.
983
00:44:30,929 --> 00:44:32,452
-Dude, let go of my...
-Stop pulling my dick!
984
00:44:32,495 --> 00:44:34,410
-CHRIS: Come on!
985
00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:35,847
BUD: We gonna do this together
if we gonna do this.
986
00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,762
Okay. I'm gonna go for it!
987
00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:41,940
Look, there's a golfer
over there.
988
00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:43,768
We can ask him
to get us out of this.
989
00:44:43,811 --> 00:44:44,943
BUD: My God, he's not going to
fucking help us.
990
00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:46,858
CHRIS: Help!
991
00:44:46,901 --> 00:44:49,208
Help us.
992
00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:50,905
Please.
We got stuck in this thing.
993
00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:52,820
How'd you guys do that? What
the fuck did you guys do?
994
00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:53,995
How do we get outta this?
995
00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:56,171
Just, uh, relax your dick
996
00:44:56,215 --> 00:44:57,172
-and friggin' pull it out.
-CHRIS: Okay.
997
00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:01,350
Push them together.
Push together.
998
00:45:01,394 --> 00:45:02,830
Walk together.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
999
00:45:02,874 --> 00:45:03,831
Okay. Okay.
1000
00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:06,181
Just, uh...
1001
00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:07,835
I have no idea
what to fucking do.
1002
00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:11,447
You need to cut that fucker
in the middle.
1003
00:45:11,491 --> 00:45:13,362
Hey, hey, easy,
Harvey Weinstein.
1004
00:45:13,406 --> 00:45:14,842
Get the fuck out.
I'm gonna play golf.
1005
00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:16,191
-Go!
-You turned on us.
1006
00:45:16,235 --> 00:45:17,889
Yes! Get the fuck outta here.
1007
00:45:17,932 --> 00:45:19,020
Go! Before I hit...
1008
00:45:19,064 --> 00:45:20,195
You wanna really...
Fuck. Okay.
1009
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:21,849
-Let's go. I'll do it.
-No, no, no!
1010
00:45:21,893 --> 00:45:23,459
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Get the fuck outta here.
1011
00:45:23,503 --> 00:45:25,200
Okay, okay, okay,
I'm sorry, man.
1012
00:45:29,204 --> 00:45:30,162
CHRIS: We'll go
to a barber shop.
1013
00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:32,077
They got scissors.
1014
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,253
Hey, sir, can you get
our dicks outta this thing?
1015
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:35,515
BARBER: Yo, man!
I promise you!
1016
00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:36,864
CHRIS: Hey. Hey. Hey.
1017
00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:38,213
BARBER: I promise you,
my nigga. I promise you.
1018
00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:39,388
CHRIS: Hey.
You know where to get a...
1019
00:45:39,432 --> 00:45:40,215
BARBER: Yo,
get the fuck outta here!
1020
00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:41,390
CHRIS: He's got a knife.
1021
00:45:44,393 --> 00:45:45,917
-CHRIS: Help! Help us!
1022
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,353
CHRIS: Help us!
1023
00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:49,311
-BUD: Oh, shit. Shit.
-Oh!
1024
00:45:49,355 --> 00:45:50,443
CHRIS: Okay, okay.
1025
00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:53,359
It's a Chinese finger trap.
1026
00:45:59,234 --> 00:46:00,235
CHRIS: Help!
1027
00:46:00,279 --> 00:46:02,803
Just come this way!
Ow! Ow!
1028
00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:03,891
Help us.
1029
00:46:03,935 --> 00:46:05,414
Somebody, help us!
1030
00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:08,156
Somebody! Help!
Oh, my God. Somebody!
1031
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,418
Come this way, please!
1032
00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:10,593
BUD: Wait, chill! Would you?
1033
00:46:10,637 --> 00:46:11,899
I don't know what to do!
1034
00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:12,944
-Okay.
-BUD: What the... No!
1035
00:46:12,987 --> 00:46:15,076
-It's do or die!
1036
00:46:18,601 --> 00:46:20,516
We're free! We're free!
1037
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,083
BUD: Does anybody got any ice?
1038
00:46:22,127 --> 00:46:23,955
Can I borrow water? Can I?
1039
00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:26,522
It don't even matter.
I just wanna...
1040
00:46:30,135 --> 00:46:32,093
BUD: It's really hard
to concentrate on food
1041
00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:34,966
when your dick was just
attached to another man's.
1042
00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:35,967
CHRIS: I don't know, man.
I'm pretty hungry.
1043
00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:39,448
BUD: All right. So,
you're about to see Maria.
1044
00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:40,885
Do you know what you're
going to say
1045
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:42,234
to her once you see her?
1046
00:46:42,277 --> 00:46:44,453
You know
in the Boyz II Men video
1047
00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:46,238
when the baritone dude
breaks it down?
1048
00:46:46,281 --> 00:46:48,980
-Yes.
-And he's like, "Damn, girl.
1049
00:46:49,023 --> 00:46:52,287
"Ooh, I would suck a skittle
out your bootyhole, girl."
1050
00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:54,115
That's not
in any of the songs.
1051
00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:55,334
It's similar.
1052
00:46:55,377 --> 00:46:57,466
-Question. I have a question.
-Yeah, go.
1053
00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:00,469
Can my friend try something
on you real quick?
1054
00:47:00,513 --> 00:47:02,167
And I just wanna see
how you'll react to it.
1055
00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:03,646
Okay.
1056
00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:05,910
I'm in love with an angel.
Chasing a girl.
1057
00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:11,002
Mmm-hmm. So I'm just gonna go
up to her and say, like...
1058
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,004
"I love you.
1059
00:47:13,047 --> 00:47:15,484
"Let's make love under
the sunset, us two."
1060
00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:19,271
CHRIS: Yeah.
1061
00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:22,317
CHRIS: Oh, okay.
1062
00:47:26,147 --> 00:47:27,148
Okay.
1063
00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:30,325
Ooh.
1064
00:47:30,369 --> 00:47:31,979
Yeah. That's what
I was saying to him before.
1065
00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:33,372
That's the kinda stuff
I was saying.
1066
00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:36,984
-At first?
-Let her make the first move.
1067
00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:38,681
Quick question, 'cause
you keep saying "at first."
1068
00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:41,206
When is the best time
to, like, all right.
1069
00:47:41,249 --> 00:47:42,424
Now you say
all the nice stuff,
1070
00:47:42,468 --> 00:47:43,512
and you be like,
"Okay, now sexually..."
1071
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,865
Oh, so this is still
on the first meeting?
1072
00:47:49,214 --> 00:47:50,215
Same.
1073
00:47:55,220 --> 00:47:56,482
Same.
1074
00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:59,006
"Genders and genres"?
God damn.
1075
00:48:03,576 --> 00:48:05,273
BOTH:
Traveled down the road
1076
00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:07,145
And back again
1077
00:48:07,188 --> 00:48:09,408
Your heart is true
1078
00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:12,150
You're a pal and a confidant
1079
00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:42,397
CHRIS: Yeah, our battery died.
1080
00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:45,444
Thanks so much for doing this.
The car's making crazy noises.
1081
00:48:45,487 --> 00:48:47,576
All right, start revving it.
1082
00:48:54,409 --> 00:48:55,628
What did you do to my friend?
1083
00:48:55,671 --> 00:48:57,543
-I didn't do anything.
-BUD: You okay?
1084
00:48:57,586 --> 00:48:59,458
She revved the thing.
I don't know.
1085
00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:01,373
You told me to do that.
Don't play that.
1086
00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:02,591
CHRIS: Why did you do that?
1087
00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:04,419
You asked for a fucking jump.
1088
00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:05,638
Don't play with me,
motherfucker.
1089
00:49:14,473 --> 00:49:16,431
I'm coming to fuck y'all up.
1090
00:49:30,837 --> 00:49:32,273
This is good.
1091
00:49:36,277 --> 00:49:37,626
-Right here or...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1092
00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:41,326
Oh, jeez. Oh, it's starting.
1093
00:49:46,505 --> 00:49:47,680
-BUD: Help!
1094
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:49,464
What happened?
1095
00:49:49,508 --> 00:49:51,075
-BUD: Fuck.
-What happened?
1096
00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:52,293
I'm stuck.
1097
00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:54,469
I'm sinking.
1098
00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:56,080
-Shit.
-I know. Come here.
1099
00:49:59,692 --> 00:50:01,302
Wait a minute,
go get some butter.
1100
00:50:01,346 --> 00:50:02,434
Butter me out of this thing.
1101
00:50:06,612 --> 00:50:09,702
Shit!
1102
00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:11,617
Oh, my God.
1103
00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:13,314
-BUD: It's all over me.
-Oh, my God. What the fuck?
1104
00:50:23,107 --> 00:50:25,674
Thank you for being a friend
1105
00:50:53,876 --> 00:50:56,140
Y'all seen these dudes before?
Right here?
1106
00:50:56,183 --> 00:50:57,315
MAN: I don't know them.
1107
00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:59,099
-Hey, brother.
-MAN: What?
1108
00:50:59,143 --> 00:51:00,405
I'm looking for these dudes
right here.
1109
00:51:00,448 --> 00:51:02,537
They stole my car. Look at it.
She beautiful.
1110
00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:03,712
That's a colorful car.
1111
00:51:03,756 --> 00:51:05,192
TRINA: This is Bud right here.
1112
00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:07,107
He, like, this tall,
real dark.
1113
00:51:07,151 --> 00:51:09,109
Real, kind of, chubby.
Look like a peanut.
1114
00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:11,155
This dude right here, Chris,
1115
00:51:11,198 --> 00:51:12,678
got a big nose,
that white boy nose,
1116
00:51:12,721 --> 00:51:14,506
-but black features.
-MAN: All right.
1117
00:51:14,549 --> 00:51:16,160
Matter of fact, might have to
staple his nuts.
1118
00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:17,726
You know what I'm saying?
1119
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,902
If y'all see these niggas
right here, they stole my car.
1120
00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:21,556
-I'mma kill these niggas.
1121
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,775
Just like that.
1122
00:51:23,341 --> 00:51:25,647
Just like fucking that.
1123
00:51:25,691 --> 00:51:27,388
Uh-uh!
Don't tear up in here, now.
1124
00:51:29,782 --> 00:51:31,566
That girl,
she could've came in here
1125
00:51:31,610 --> 00:51:33,090
-and just started blazing.
-MAN 2: Exactly.
1126
00:51:41,968 --> 00:51:43,274
CHRIS: You didn't get that
new Wesley Snipes CD?
1127
00:51:43,317 --> 00:51:44,797
BUD: Wesley Snipes
don't make music, man.
1128
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,755
CHRIS: Man, he made
the Bladesoundtrack.
1129
00:51:46,799 --> 00:51:48,583
BUD: No, he didn't.
CHRIS: Yeah.
1130
00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:49,758
And he's got that song.
1131
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,591
Where do you wanna sit at?
1132
00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:58,550
-Is anybody sitting here?
-No.
1133
00:51:58,593 --> 00:51:59,812
No?
1134
00:51:59,855 --> 00:52:00,943
WOMAN: Crazy girl
just came in here
1135
00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:01,857
and said
she's gonna kill somebody.
1136
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,687
WOMAN: See that brother
right there?
1137
00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:07,907
Said she gonna kill him
if he stole her car.
1138
00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:09,256
What the fuck is that?
1139
00:52:12,607 --> 00:52:14,609
Oh, fuck.
1140
00:52:14,653 --> 00:52:16,742
That's them. That's them.
1141
00:52:16,785 --> 00:52:17,917
BUD: I gotta get the fuck
outta here, bro.
1142
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,179
CHRIS: Wait, wait, wait.
1143
00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:20,485
WOMAN: I told you that's them.
1144
00:52:20,528 --> 00:52:21,964
-That girl wanna kill 'em.
-Who put this up?
1145
00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:23,618
MAN: She was coming through
the restaurant with them.
1146
00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:24,750
CHRIS: What'd she look like?
1147
00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:26,578
About 5'5".
1148
00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:28,928
African American.
Lighter than you.
1149
00:52:29,276 --> 00:52:30,495
I mean,
1150
00:52:31,322 --> 00:52:32,497
light color.
1151
00:52:32,540 --> 00:52:34,151
CHRIS: That could be anybody.
1152
00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,327
Y'all driving around in a hot
pink car that say "Bad Bitch."
1153
00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:38,285
She gonna find y'all.
1154
00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:40,200
I mean, there's a lot of cars
that say that.
1155
00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,811
That say "Bad Bitch"
on the back?
1156
00:52:42,855 --> 00:52:44,726
She said you her brother.
She said...
1157
00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:46,293
"Oh, that's Bud.
1158
00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:47,816
-"I'm killing him first."
-I don't think she cares.
1159
00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:48,991
Oh, I gotta get the fuck
outta here.
1160
00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:50,428
She's a killer.
That girl's a killer.
1161
00:52:50,471 --> 00:52:52,212
She's a real killer?
1162
00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:54,475
She got marks on her face.
She got teardrops on her face.
1163
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:55,694
-That bitch'll kill you.
-CHRIS: Stay!
1164
00:52:55,737 --> 00:52:57,348
-Stay! Bud, man, please.
-Man, fuck you, man.
1165
00:52:57,391 --> 00:52:59,219
CHRIS: Bud, please.
We are almost to Maria, man.
1166
00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:00,960
He's not a good friend, Bud.
1167
00:53:01,352 --> 00:53:02,918
I told you it's them.
1168
00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:04,529
-I don't forget nothing, baby.
-CHRIS: It could be anybody.
1169
00:53:04,572 --> 00:53:05,747
-Eyes.
-BUD: Fuck you.
1170
00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:06,966
CHRIS: No, fuck you.
We're staying here.
1171
00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:08,533
No. We gotta take
the car back, bro.
1172
00:53:08,576 --> 00:53:09,882
-No, we do not.
-Oh, shit.
1173
00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:11,666
What I told you?
Did I not tell you?
1174
00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:13,494
Listen to me, we are so close.
1175
00:53:13,538 --> 00:53:15,322
-No, you're not listening.
-We are staying here.
1176
00:53:15,366 --> 00:53:17,324
These people don't know
what they're talking about.
1177
00:53:17,368 --> 00:53:18,673
The hell?
Y'all gonna say I'm lying?
1178
00:53:18,717 --> 00:53:19,631
WOMAN 2: She said
she's trying to kill y'all.
1179
00:53:19,674 --> 00:53:20,719
You just missed her.
1180
00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:22,242
She seemed angry?
1181
00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:23,330
Very angry.
1182
00:53:23,374 --> 00:53:24,505
WOMAN 2: You have to take
the car back.
1183
00:53:24,549 --> 00:53:25,941
She's supposed to be in jail.
1184
00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,639
She's supposed to be
in a jail?
1185
00:53:27,682 --> 00:53:28,988
CHRIS: She's supposed to be.
1186
00:53:29,031 --> 00:53:30,250
That's why I don't know
if it's her for sure.
1187
00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:33,035
It's her.
She said she gonna kill y'all.
1188
00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:34,515
Y'all stole her car.
1189
00:53:34,559 --> 00:53:35,821
Now go ahead on
from over here.
1190
00:53:35,864 --> 00:53:36,865
Go, go.
I don't wanna die with you.
1191
00:53:36,909 --> 00:53:38,345
-Go ahead on.
-No, no, no.
1192
00:53:38,389 --> 00:53:40,260
-Get your ass from by me now.
-Wait, wait, wait.
1193
00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,218
No. I just need information.
I just need information.
1194
00:53:46,745 --> 00:53:48,268
Get your ass from by me.
1195
00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:49,661
CHRIS: Wait, wait, wait.
1196
00:53:49,704 --> 00:53:51,010
Bud. Bud. Bud.
1197
00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:53,360
Fuck that. No. We gotta
take her car back now.
1198
00:53:53,404 --> 00:53:54,927
-We're so close to New York.
-Get in the car.
1199
00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:56,885
-We're going back to Florida.
-We're going to New York.
1200
00:53:56,929 --> 00:53:58,235
-No.
-Please!
1201
00:54:05,807 --> 00:54:07,374
"I gotta take her car back.
I gotta take her car back."
1202
00:54:07,418 --> 00:54:08,593
WOMAN 2: Oh, my God.
1203
00:54:08,636 --> 00:54:10,421
I said, "That nigga finna
kill you, nigga."
1204
00:54:14,729 --> 00:54:15,600
MAN: I heard that.
1205
00:54:23,695 --> 00:54:25,566
Hey, did you see these dudes?
Did they come up in here?
1206
00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:27,176
'Cause I know
they love chicken.
1207
00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:28,526
-Girl, you just missed them.
-Them motherfuckers was here?
1208
00:54:28,569 --> 00:54:29,570
I was about to call you.
1209
00:54:29,614 --> 00:54:30,919
Did anybody here see
1210
00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:32,443
which way
these motherfuckers went?
1211
00:54:32,486 --> 00:54:34,575
-They went that way.
-That way.
1212
00:54:34,619 --> 00:54:36,447
They got in the car
and went that way.
1213
00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:37,274
TRINA: I'm finna fuck
these niggas up.
1214
00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:40,668
-Fuck these niggas up!
-Fuck them niggas up!
1215
00:54:40,712 --> 00:54:42,888
Damn it. I missed it.
1216
00:54:42,931 --> 00:54:43,802
-Bop-bop.
1217
00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:46,979
Oh, shit. Let me get
the fuck outta here.
1218
00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,424
What the fuck, man?
1219
00:54:57,468 --> 00:54:58,686
How the fuck did she get
outta jail, man?
1220
00:54:58,730 --> 00:54:59,774
-We'll figure it out later.
-God damn it!
1221
00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:01,080
We gotta get to Maria, please.
1222
00:55:01,123 --> 00:55:02,908
We're going back to Florida
right now!
1223
00:55:02,951 --> 00:55:04,605
Trina's on our ass.
Look, I can't
1224
00:55:04,649 --> 00:55:06,128
do this shit, man.
We gotta take the car back.
1225
00:55:06,172 --> 00:55:08,435
Bud, stop living your life
in fear of your sister, man.
1226
00:55:08,479 --> 00:55:10,611
You know how crazy Trina is.
She gonna fucking kill us.
1227
00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,831
You need to stand up
to your sister for once, man.
1228
00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,006
We're going back to Florida,
all right?
1229
00:55:14,049 --> 00:55:14,963
-No, we're going to New York!
-No.
1230
00:55:15,007 --> 00:55:16,791
Come on. I gotta see Maria!
1231
00:55:16,835 --> 00:55:18,010
-No!
1232
00:55:25,844 --> 00:55:28,020
-Oh, my God.
1233
00:55:29,674 --> 00:55:31,458
MAN 1: You all right?
1234
00:55:31,502 --> 00:55:32,807
MAN 2: Oh, shit.
1235
00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,421
Shit.
1236
00:55:40,772 --> 00:55:41,990
WOMAN: Y'all okay?
1237
00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:43,818
MAN: You guys can move?
WOMAN: Call 911.
1238
00:55:43,862 --> 00:55:45,342
BUD: Fucking asshole.
1239
00:55:48,475 --> 00:55:50,999
-Uh... Uh...
-Sit down. Sit down.
1240
00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:52,610
Let's sit down.
Let's sit down.
1241
00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:54,002
No, we gotta get to New York.
1242
00:55:54,046 --> 00:55:55,134
Let's sit down.
1243
00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:57,484
We're never getting
to New York now.
1244
00:55:57,528 --> 00:55:58,703
What the fuck you did?
1245
00:55:58,746 --> 00:56:01,096
Maybe we can get somebody
to help us fix it.
1246
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:04,622
We get back on the road,
and we get to New York.
1247
00:56:04,665 --> 00:56:05,666
BUD: New York?
1248
00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:11,498
You know somethin', man?
You ain't a real friend.
1249
00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:13,761
Real friends
wouldn't do shit like this.
1250
00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:15,023
You're an idiot, man.
1251
00:56:15,067 --> 00:56:17,156
-I'm done. You bitch.
-I am done with you.
1252
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:18,636
-Don't! Hey, hey, hey, man.
-Get the fuck away from me.
1253
00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:19,767
Come on, bruh.
1254
00:56:19,811 --> 00:56:21,073
Chill out.
Hey, you take a seat, man.
1255
00:56:21,116 --> 00:56:22,466
-Yeah, you take a seat, Bud.
-Chill out, man.
1256
00:56:22,509 --> 00:56:24,163
-Hey, you take a seat as well.
-Listen to him.
1257
00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:25,512
Y'all need to
talk this shit out, man.
1258
00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:26,644
Listen to him.
1259
00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:27,862
Listen, you shut
the fuck up, man.
1260
00:56:27,906 --> 00:56:29,168
That's my sister's car, man.
1261
00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:30,430
I told you this was
gonna happen.
1262
00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:33,041
-See?
-You ain't listen.
1263
00:56:33,085 --> 00:56:34,869
And if we wait here till the
police come, we going to jail.
1264
00:56:34,913 --> 00:56:36,567
-No.
-That's a stolen car.
1265
00:56:47,229 --> 00:56:49,144
Hey, hey. Hey, man.
1266
00:56:49,188 --> 00:56:51,886
Chill out. Chill out, man.
Chill out, bro.
1267
00:56:51,930 --> 00:56:54,019
-Fucking kick you in the face.
-Chill out, man. Hey.
1268
00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:55,716
CHRIS: What are you gonna
do about it?
1269
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,197
That's why you have no job.
You're a fucking loser.
1270
00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,938
All you do is
make stupid ass decisions.
1271
00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:01,156
Hey, man,
he got a concussion, man,
1272
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,723
so he don't know
what he's thinking.
1273
00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:04,682
BUD: He's a fucking idiot.
This is how he always thinks.
1274
00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:06,074
I mean, he probably is, man.
1275
00:57:06,118 --> 00:57:07,206
But right now's not
a proper time for that, man.
1276
00:57:07,249 --> 00:57:08,468
Hey, chill out, man.
1277
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:09,861
I'm done with you, man.
Look at that shit.
1278
00:57:09,904 --> 00:57:11,123
-Look at it!
-Yeah, you do need
1279
00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:12,603
-to look at that shit.
-CHRIS: It's your fault.
1280
00:57:12,646 --> 00:57:13,081
It is kinda fucked up.
You need to look at that shit.
1281
00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:14,213
It's my fault?
1282
00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:15,736
-No!
1283
00:57:18,086 --> 00:57:19,697
BUD: Shit, man. This is all
your fucking fault.
1284
00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:21,307
CHRIS: Fuck you.
1285
00:57:21,350 --> 00:57:22,830
-Chill. We gotta get back...
-You better stay away from me.
1286
00:57:22,874 --> 00:57:23,918
-...before this car blows up.
-CHRIS: It's your fault.
1287
00:57:23,962 --> 00:57:25,093
It don't matter
whose fault it is.
1288
00:57:25,137 --> 00:57:26,617
-We gotta get outta here.
-It's his fault for being
1289
00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:27,748
-a pussy his whole life.
-BUD: I'm done, motherfucker.
1290
00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:29,141
CHRIS: Not standing up
to his sister.
1291
00:57:29,184 --> 00:57:30,142
No. No, listen. That don't
even matter right now,
1292
00:57:30,185 --> 00:57:31,491
because that car explodes,
we all dead.
1293
00:57:31,535 --> 00:57:32,579
So let's get away, y'all,
1294
00:57:32,623 --> 00:57:33,711
-and talk about it.
-I'm done.
1295
00:57:33,754 --> 00:57:35,060
-Let's go. Let's go.
-I'm done.
1296
00:57:35,103 --> 00:57:35,930
-You are done. Let's go.
-I'm done!
1297
00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:37,541
I'm done with you, too.
1298
00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:40,587
Yeah, exactly. Walk away.
1299
00:57:40,631 --> 00:57:42,633
I'll get to New York
on my own.
1300
00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:44,112
I don't need any of you.
1301
00:57:44,156 --> 00:57:45,505
Stupid fucking car.
1302
00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:47,507
MAN: Hey, watch out
for that gas, man.
1303
00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:49,640
Hey, listen, you gonna walk
to your death if that...
1304
00:57:49,683 --> 00:57:50,641
You know what, man?
1305
00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:54,209
I don't need him.
I don't need anybody.
1306
00:57:54,253 --> 00:57:55,994
I'll get to New York
on my own.
1307
00:57:57,169 --> 00:57:58,779
Get to New York on my own.
1308
00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:05,220
What about you, Lexus?
1309
00:58:05,264 --> 00:58:06,874
-Going to New York!
1310
00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:08,006
Come on!
1311
00:58:14,969 --> 00:58:17,102
BUD: All you do is
think about yourself, man.
1312
00:58:23,674 --> 00:58:24,762
Bud?
1313
00:58:25,763 --> 00:58:27,634
Bud. Bud. Bud.
1314
00:58:27,678 --> 00:58:28,983
-Oh.
-What?
1315
00:58:29,027 --> 00:58:31,725
I thought you were Bud.
With the glasses.
1316
00:58:31,769 --> 00:58:35,163
You look like my best friend,
Bud. And I miss him.
1317
00:58:35,207 --> 00:58:36,208
All right, sir.
1318
00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:39,820
Bud? Oh.
1319
00:58:39,864 --> 00:58:41,518
I thought you were
my friend, Bud.
1320
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,215
I miss him.
1321
00:58:48,350 --> 00:58:50,788
Bud? Bud? Bud?
1322
00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,050
What's up, bro?
1323
00:58:52,093 --> 00:58:54,661
Oh, I thought
you were my friend, Bud.
1324
00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:56,576
Everybody got a friend
named Bud nowadays.
1325
00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:57,664
CHRIS: Yeah.
1326
00:58:57,708 --> 00:59:00,624
Bud!
1327
00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:10,024
What wars are going on now?
1328
00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:11,112
-What wars?
-Yeah.
1329
00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:12,636
We've still got conflict in,
1330
00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:14,202
you know,
across the Middle East.
1331
00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:16,553
I just wanna
go over there 'cause...
1332
00:59:18,076 --> 00:59:20,731
I just wanna die.
1333
00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:22,602
Man, what's going on
to make you say that?
1334
00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:24,256
I lost my best friend.
1335
00:59:24,299 --> 00:59:28,216
We got in a huge falling out
kind of fight.
1336
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:31,655
I'll go over
to Afghanistan or Iraq,
1337
00:59:31,698 --> 00:59:34,701
stand on the front lines
and then just bombs away.
1338
00:59:34,745 --> 00:59:36,268
I understand you're going
through a hard time right now,
1339
00:59:36,311 --> 00:59:38,052
but that's strong words
saying you wanna die, brother.
1340
00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:40,359
I'll go to Vietnam or whatever
1341
00:59:40,402 --> 00:59:43,057
and I'll just get shot
by everybody.
1342
00:59:43,101 --> 00:59:44,276
I will suck your dick
if you kill me.
1343
00:59:44,319 --> 00:59:46,104
-Get it together.
-Please, man.
1344
00:59:46,147 --> 00:59:47,061
-Get it together.
-Please.
1345
00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:48,846
-Get it together.
1346
00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:50,064
Right now you're acting
like a danger
1347
00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:51,326
to yourself and to others.
1348
00:59:51,370 --> 00:59:53,720
I hate myself.
1349
00:59:57,202 --> 00:59:59,378
Please stop. Stop, stop.
1350
00:59:59,421 --> 01:00:02,033
You're okay. All right?
1351
01:00:02,076 --> 01:00:04,252
Look, you're in a bad place
right now.
1352
01:00:04,296 --> 01:00:05,906
You've talked to me
for five minutes
1353
01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:07,038
and you've offered
1354
01:00:07,081 --> 01:00:08,866
-to suck my dick to kill you.
-Yeah.
1355
01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:09,736
I mean, you know
that's not right.
1356
01:00:09,780 --> 01:00:11,172
Right.
1357
01:00:11,216 --> 01:00:13,087
I get it, brother. I've been
in a bad place before.
1358
01:00:13,131 --> 01:00:14,785
-Yeah.
-You know, everybody has.
1359
01:00:14,828 --> 01:00:15,960
Yeah.
1360
01:00:16,003 --> 01:00:17,265
You just gotta
get it together, man.
1361
01:00:17,309 --> 01:00:18,919
Talk to your buddy
and apologize to him,
1362
01:00:18,963 --> 01:00:20,181
and you'll be fine.
1363
01:00:20,225 --> 01:00:21,400
Just tell him how you feel.
1364
01:00:21,443 --> 01:00:23,271
-Just tell him you're sorry.
-Yeah, yeah.
1365
01:00:23,315 --> 01:00:24,272
And if he's really
your friend,
1366
01:00:24,316 --> 01:00:25,273
and if you guys
have been friends
1367
01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:26,710
for as long as you have...
1368
01:00:26,753 --> 01:00:27,928
-Yeah.
-...he's gonna forgive you.
1369
01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:30,627
Yeah. God! Dude.
1370
01:00:33,499 --> 01:00:35,806
Let's bring it in, brother.
Thank you.
1371
01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:38,069
I was kinda out of it, man.
1372
01:00:38,112 --> 01:00:39,766
You really brought me back.
1373
01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:41,768
You brought me back, brother.
1374
01:00:41,812 --> 01:00:42,769
Sir, I salute you.
1375
01:00:42,813 --> 01:00:44,292
You too, sir.
1376
01:00:44,336 --> 01:00:45,772
And I salute your shorts.
1377
01:00:45,816 --> 01:00:47,818
-Have a good day.
1378
01:00:47,861 --> 01:00:49,167
Yeah! I'm gonna...
1379
01:00:49,210 --> 01:00:51,169
Oh, you know what?
The bus is leaving soon.
1380
01:00:51,212 --> 01:00:52,779
-You gotta go.
-I should go. Thank you.
1381
01:00:52,823 --> 01:00:53,954
Thank you.
1382
01:01:29,207 --> 01:01:30,861
CHRIS: Stop the...
1383
01:01:30,904 --> 01:01:33,472
Stop the bus! Hey!
1384
01:01:33,515 --> 01:01:36,823
-Stop the fucking bus!
1385
01:01:36,867 --> 01:01:38,869
MAN: He's saying stop the bus.
Stop the bus.
1386
01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:40,827
Hold that bus!
1387
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,437
Please, please.
1388
01:01:42,481 --> 01:01:44,439
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry. Thank you.
1389
01:01:44,483 --> 01:01:48,008
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1390
01:01:48,052 --> 01:01:49,314
I need to talk
to my best friend.
1391
01:01:49,357 --> 01:01:50,837
I can't let you guys go
any further.
1392
01:01:52,056 --> 01:01:54,232
Bud.
1393
01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,843
Please.
1394
01:01:56,887 --> 01:01:59,367
For the first time in my life,
let me apologize.
1395
01:01:59,411 --> 01:02:02,501
I am so, so sorry, man.
I'm shit.
1396
01:02:02,544 --> 01:02:04,764
I realized I'm shit.
I'm an asshole.
1397
01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:06,200
-Miss, I'm an asshole.
-WOMAN: Okay.
1398
01:02:06,244 --> 01:02:08,986
CHRIS: I suck shit
out of assholes.
1399
01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:10,988
That's what I am.
I'm lower than that.
1400
01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:12,859
And I'm sorry, man.
1401
01:02:12,903 --> 01:02:15,209
I'm sorry I destroyed
your sister's car.
1402
01:02:15,253 --> 01:02:18,343
I'm sorry
I took advantage of you.
1403
01:02:18,386 --> 01:02:20,388
And I know you probably
never wanna talk to me
1404
01:02:20,432 --> 01:02:22,042
for the rest of your life,
1405
01:02:22,086 --> 01:02:24,436
but just know that this trip
1406
01:02:25,567 --> 01:02:27,831
has been the adventure
of a lifetime.
1407
01:02:27,874 --> 01:02:30,442
And I'm so grateful
I had you by my side.
1408
01:02:30,485 --> 01:02:32,444
And you're the best friend
a guy could ask for.
1409
01:02:33,097 --> 01:02:34,751
WOMAN: Aw.
1410
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:37,449
So you think you could just
1411
01:02:38,232 --> 01:02:39,886
chase a bus down,
1412
01:02:39,930 --> 01:02:42,933
bang on the windows,
jump on here,
1413
01:02:42,976 --> 01:02:44,891
and just apologize like that
and I just forgive you
1414
01:02:44,935 --> 01:02:47,546
and everything's all good?
Huh?
1415
01:02:47,589 --> 01:02:48,677
I... I don't know.
1416
01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:50,288
BUD: You thought
that was gonna work?
1417
01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:52,246
I...
1418
01:02:52,290 --> 01:02:53,552
BUD: Well, guess what.
1419
01:02:55,293 --> 01:02:57,817
It did.
1420
01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,514
That's the best thing
anybody's ever done for me.
1421
01:02:59,558 --> 01:03:02,082
Look, man,
you're my best friend, bruh.
1422
01:03:02,126 --> 01:03:04,215
Aw, that's so sweet.
1423
01:03:04,258 --> 01:03:07,087
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1424
01:03:07,131 --> 01:03:08,436
So, look, you wanna still make
1425
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,134
this trip to New York,
I'm down.
1426
01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:12,397
Don't fuck with me, man.
1427
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,833
I'm really vulnerable
right now.
1428
01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:16,096
-Are you being serious?
-Forget my sister.
1429
01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:17,837
Yes, you are going
to see Maria.
1430
01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,447
Yes!
1431
01:03:19,491 --> 01:03:21,275
New York City,
here we come, baby!
1432
01:03:24,104 --> 01:03:25,497
Yes! Yes!
1433
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:29,066
We're going to New York.
Yes! Yes!
1434
01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:31,459
Let's go. Let's go.
Can I give you a hug?
1435
01:03:31,503 --> 01:03:33,331
Can I give you a hug?
I love you, man.
1436
01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:35,072
I don't know you,
but I love you, man.
1437
01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:37,422
Let's go.
Take this bus to New York!
1438
01:03:37,465 --> 01:03:39,337
-No. No.
1439
01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:40,512
BUD: Get the fuck out.
1440
01:03:40,555 --> 01:03:42,122
WOMAN: That was the craziest
shit ever.
1441
01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:58,486
CHRIS: Dude, this is awesome!
1442
01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:01,185
BUD: Wow.
1443
01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:07,191
We made it, man.
1444
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:11,325
Damn it. I left Maria's
business card in the car.
1445
01:04:11,369 --> 01:04:13,153
-Seriously?
-Damn it.
1446
01:04:13,197 --> 01:04:15,503
Do you know
where the galleries are?
1447
01:04:15,547 --> 01:04:17,679
-Straight that way.
-That way? Thank you.
1448
01:04:17,723 --> 01:04:19,551
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris!
-Shit. I'm sorry.
1449
01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:22,467
Excuse me, do you know
where Maria's gallery is?
1450
01:04:22,510 --> 01:04:23,642
-I have no idea.
-CHRIS: Maria Li.
1451
01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:25,513
She's like, half Chinese.
1452
01:04:25,557 --> 01:04:26,471
MAN: I have no idea
who that is.
1453
01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:27,689
CHRIS: She's really sweet.
1454
01:04:27,733 --> 01:04:29,691
She stuck up for me
in high school.
1455
01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:31,258
She's probably the hottest
girl in New York City.
1456
01:04:31,302 --> 01:04:32,303
You gotta know who she is.
1457
01:04:33,565 --> 01:04:35,045
I don't really know...
1458
01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:36,046
CHRIS: You're not from here?
1459
01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:42,879
TRINA: I'm about to get
these motherfuckers.
1460
01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:46,883
Mmm-mmm.
1461
01:04:55,413 --> 01:04:56,457
BUD: Hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1462
01:04:56,501 --> 01:04:58,155
There it is right there.
1463
01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:02,246
That's where your girl at,
brother.
1464
01:05:02,289 --> 01:05:03,377
CHRIS: I'm freaking out.
1465
01:05:03,421 --> 01:05:05,031
I can't feel my throat
1466
01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:06,598
and my hands are disconnected
to my body...
1467
01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:09,340
Chris. Chris, hey.
Chris, calm down. Calm down.
1468
01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:11,124
Look, you gotta trust
yourself, okay, man?
1469
01:05:11,168 --> 01:05:12,604
- Yeah. Yeah.
-You gotta trust yourself.
1470
01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:13,561
What you gonna do?
You gonna go in there,
1471
01:05:13,605 --> 01:05:14,649
you gonna be yourself,
1472
01:05:14,693 --> 01:05:15,999
and just talk
how you always talk,
1473
01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:17,348
and she's gonna fall in love
with you, brother.
1474
01:05:17,391 --> 01:05:18,566
You got this.
1475
01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:19,654
Go get your girl, brother.
1476
01:05:19,698 --> 01:05:21,221
Okay, I got this.
Thank you, Bud.
1477
01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:24,703
Believe in yourself.
1478
01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:27,053
Put some ChapStick on.
1479
01:05:27,097 --> 01:05:29,708
CHRIS: I got this. I got this.
I got this. I got this.
1480
01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:33,494
Do you have a wristband?
1481
01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:35,583
-No. Uh, wristband?
-Yeah.
1482
01:05:35,627 --> 01:05:37,498
Maria just invited me
from Florida.
1483
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:38,760
That's crazy.
1484
01:05:38,804 --> 01:05:40,023
I don't have
a wristband on you,
1485
01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:41,111
or I don't have your name.
1486
01:05:41,154 --> 01:05:43,069
-I don't need a wristband.
-You do.
1487
01:05:43,113 --> 01:05:44,462
You don't know what I've just
been through to get here.
1488
01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:45,637
You can't be stopping me
right now.
1489
01:05:46,507 --> 01:05:49,728
You gotta let me in,
please. Please.
1490
01:05:49,771 --> 01:05:51,251
-No. Take a walk, sir.
-Please let me in, sir.
1491
01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:52,992
No. Take a walk, sir.
1492
01:05:53,036 --> 01:05:54,341
Please let me in.
You have to let me in.
1493
01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:55,734
-You're not on my list, sir.
-Okay, okay, okay.
1494
01:05:58,650 --> 01:06:01,479
Come on. Come on, man!
1495
01:06:02,784 --> 01:06:05,352
I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
1496
01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:06,440
I just got $2.
1497
01:06:06,484 --> 01:06:09,095
-Go that way.
-And, uh...
1498
01:06:09,139 --> 01:06:10,749
-And I got some Lincolns.
-No. Put your money away.
1499
01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:12,707
-Looks like one, two...
-Pick up your pennies.
1500
01:06:13,317 --> 01:06:14,622
...four.
1501
01:06:15,841 --> 01:06:17,451
Chill out. Chill out.
Chill out.
1502
01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:18,800
The woman I love is in there.
1503
01:06:18,844 --> 01:06:20,324
-Do you understand?
-Okay, but chill out.
1504
01:06:20,367 --> 01:06:21,629
-It's gonna be all right.
-Have you ever been in love?
1505
01:06:21,673 --> 01:06:22,804
-Yeah, I am now.
-Yeah, so you know
1506
01:06:22,848 --> 01:06:24,154
-what I'm going through.
-Okay, but listen.
1507
01:06:24,197 --> 01:06:25,285
That's not the way you do it.
1508
01:06:25,329 --> 01:06:26,286
CHRIS:
I sacrificed everything.
1509
01:06:26,330 --> 01:06:27,635
My job, my money. I...
1510
01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:29,507
I gave this guy the last
1511
01:06:29,550 --> 01:06:31,030
-$2.05 I had.
-No.
1512
01:06:31,074 --> 01:06:33,163
You need to find another way
to talk to that lady.
1513
01:06:33,206 --> 01:06:35,426
I'm telling you, man,
from the bottom of my heart,
1514
01:06:35,469 --> 01:06:37,776
I've been waiting,
since I was a kid
1515
01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:39,560
to tell her how I feel.
1516
01:06:39,604 --> 01:06:41,649
So if you've
ever been in love,
1517
01:06:41,693 --> 01:06:43,260
you will let me through
that door.
1518
01:06:48,047 --> 01:06:48,743
You letting me in?
1519
01:06:50,484 --> 01:06:51,659
Yes! Thank you, man.
1520
01:06:51,703 --> 01:06:54,097
Yes! Thank you!
1521
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:56,795
This is amazing, man.
I owe you my life, dude.
1522
01:06:56,838 --> 01:06:58,188
Go inside.
1523
01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:00,103
Wow.
1524
01:07:16,684 --> 01:07:18,077
MARIA: Hi, you guys.
1525
01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:19,687
We just wanna let you know
there's an artist
1526
01:07:19,731 --> 01:07:21,515
that's gonna be speaking
at 3:45.
1527
01:07:21,559 --> 01:07:22,734
-Okay. Awesome.
-Okay.
1528
01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:23,604
So if you're able to stay
until that point,
1529
01:07:23,648 --> 01:07:24,692
that would be so great.
1530
01:07:26,216 --> 01:07:29,219
Um, thank you guys so much
for coming today.
1531
01:07:29,262 --> 01:07:31,177
This is our second group show.
1532
01:07:31,221 --> 01:07:32,352
Some of these artists
sell at auction
1533
01:07:32,396 --> 01:07:34,180
for millions of dollars,
1534
01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:36,704
so we're very excited
to have their work here today.
1535
01:07:36,748 --> 01:07:38,793
We really wanna hear
what you guys think about
1536
01:07:38,837 --> 01:07:41,274
this particular collection
of artists.
1537
01:07:41,318 --> 01:07:45,539
And, of course, Anthony's work
which is unbelievable.
1538
01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:47,063
And I don't think
you ever show anywhere.
1539
01:07:49,456 --> 01:07:51,719
Okay, some of you guys
can't say. You can't speak.
1540
01:07:51,763 --> 01:07:53,634
Because you know
some of my work.
1541
01:07:53,678 --> 01:07:55,201
Well, I think it's a...
1542
01:07:55,245 --> 01:07:56,333
-Hi.
-CHRIS: Hey.
1543
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,074
-Maria. Sorry.
-Oh, my God.
1544
01:07:58,857 --> 01:08:00,380
MARIA: Hi.
CHRIS: Hi.
1545
01:08:00,424 --> 01:08:01,773
Hey, Chris.
What are you doing here?
1546
01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:03,383
How you doing? I'm sorry.
Do you wanna just talk...
1547
01:08:03,427 --> 01:08:04,732
-for a second? Sorry.
-Yeah.
1548
01:08:04,776 --> 01:08:06,212
I'm sorry, guys. Anthony is...
1549
01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:07,561
ANTHONY: Okay.
1550
01:08:07,605 --> 01:08:09,737
MARIA: He can tell you
all about his experience.
1551
01:08:09,781 --> 01:08:11,130
I'm sorry,
I know you're working.
1552
01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:12,218
MARIA: No. Of course.
1553
01:08:12,262 --> 01:08:13,698
This is such a nice surprise.
1554
01:08:14,568 --> 01:08:16,788
Uh... Maria, I, um...
1555
01:08:18,790 --> 01:08:21,923
I don't quite know the words
to use right now.
1556
01:08:21,967 --> 01:08:23,229
Uh...
1557
01:08:23,273 --> 01:08:25,405
So I'm just gonna speak
from the heart.
1558
01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:27,581
Okay.
1559
01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:29,714
Maria, when you walked into
my work the other day...
1560
01:08:29,757 --> 01:08:31,933
I felt something special.
1561
01:08:31,977 --> 01:08:33,848
And I knew
right then and there
1562
01:08:33,892 --> 01:08:36,373
that I would stop at nothing
1563
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:37,939
to be able to see you again.
1564
01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:40,159
And, uh...
1565
01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:42,770
Trust me,
this trip was not easy.
1566
01:08:42,814 --> 01:08:44,946
I went through hell
and high water to get here.
1567
01:08:44,990 --> 01:08:47,775
I experienced emotional
and physical traumas
1568
01:08:47,819 --> 01:08:50,778
I may never recover from,
1569
01:08:50,822 --> 01:08:53,172
but I would do it
a million times over
1570
01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,131
just to be able to tell you...
1571
01:08:56,001 --> 01:08:57,742
Oh. Uh...
1572
01:08:57,785 --> 01:09:01,789
Maria Li,
I am crazy about you.
1573
01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:05,141
And I want to start a new life
with you.
1574
01:09:06,664 --> 01:09:09,580
Oh, Chris. Oh, my God.
1575
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:11,669
That is...
1576
01:09:12,539 --> 01:09:14,280
-Thank you...
-Yeah.
1577
01:09:14,324 --> 01:09:15,151
...for that.
1578
01:09:16,326 --> 01:09:17,327
But no.
1579
01:09:18,328 --> 01:09:19,503
No.
1580
01:09:20,678 --> 01:09:23,637
That's... That's crazy.
1581
01:09:25,552 --> 01:09:29,295
This is just kinda outta
left field, and I'm at work.
1582
01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:30,470
Yeah.
1583
01:09:30,514 --> 01:09:32,211
MARIA: We don't really
know each other.
1584
01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:36,433
Listen, is it okay
if we're just friends?
1585
01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:38,304
-Oh!
-MARIA: Um...
1586
01:09:44,223 --> 01:09:45,442
MAN: It's a cop!
1587
01:09:48,053 --> 01:09:48,836
Oh, my God.
1588
01:09:50,534 --> 01:09:51,839
Motherfucker!
1589
01:09:51,883 --> 01:09:53,276
CHRIS: Hey, hey, hey.
Wait, wait, wait!
1590
01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:54,451
-You guys stole my Bad Bitch.
-CHRIS: Hey, Trina.
1591
01:09:54,494 --> 01:09:55,582
-Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
-Piece of shit!
1592
01:09:57,715 --> 01:09:59,673
-CHRIS: Jesus.
1593
01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:01,936
-Stop! Stop!
1594
01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:03,547
-TRINA: I hate you.
1595
01:10:03,590 --> 01:10:04,722
CHRIS: Please stop.
Please stop.
1596
01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:06,289
TRINA: Gonna fuck you up,
you dumb bitch.
1597
01:10:06,332 --> 01:10:07,855
Where you running to?
Where you running to, hoe?
1598
01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:08,900
CHRIS: Fuck!
1599
01:10:14,384 --> 01:10:17,256
MARIA: No, no, no way!
No, no, no!
1600
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,605
CHRIS: Please!
Somebody help me!
1601
01:10:18,649 --> 01:10:20,216
Somebody, help me.
1602
01:10:22,566 --> 01:10:24,263
MAN: Hey, hey, hey!
Stop, stop!
1603
01:10:28,485 --> 01:10:29,877
TRINA: You lying, skinny hoe!
1604
01:10:32,402 --> 01:10:33,533
Oh, fuck!
1605
01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:34,969
Shit. Shit, shit, shit.
1606
01:10:35,013 --> 01:10:36,406
No. No, no, no.
1607
01:10:36,449 --> 01:10:37,407
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
1608
01:10:39,757 --> 01:10:41,541
Shit, shit, shit.
1609
01:10:41,585 --> 01:10:43,500
Shit, shit, shit.
1610
01:10:43,543 --> 01:10:44,544
Oh, fuck!
1611
01:10:44,588 --> 01:10:46,372
No, no, no. No, no.
1612
01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:47,547
-Oh, fuck!
-Where's Bud?
1613
01:10:47,591 --> 01:10:48,940
Wait, wait, wait. Trina.
1614
01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:50,898
You destroyed my car,
now I'm gonna destroy you.
1615
01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:56,295
You better tell me
where the fuck Bud is.
1616
01:10:59,951 --> 01:11:01,387
TRINA: Shut the fuck up!
CHRIS: Oh, my God.
1617
01:11:01,431 --> 01:11:03,737
-Oh, my God. Oh!
1618
01:11:03,781 --> 01:11:06,653
Oh, help! Help! Help!
1619
01:11:06,697 --> 01:11:08,525
-Dead man.
-Help! Help!
1620
01:11:08,568 --> 01:11:10,744
-Where the fuck is Bud?
1621
01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:12,355
TRINA: What the fuck
y'all looking at?
1622
01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:13,617
Mind your goddamn business!
1623
01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:16,272
Oh, my God!
Somebody needs to help him.
1624
01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:21,712
MAN: I can't stand under him.
1625
01:11:21,755 --> 01:11:23,583
CHRIS: Please.
Talk her outta killing me.
1626
01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:24,932
No! I'm gonna
let your bitch-ass go.
1627
01:11:24,976 --> 01:11:26,543
CHRIS: Help me!
Please! Somebody!
1628
01:11:26,586 --> 01:11:27,935
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Please pull him up.
1629
01:11:27,979 --> 01:11:30,416
-No. I'mma drop his ass.
-Help me.
1630
01:11:30,460 --> 01:11:32,766
The cops won't
get here in time.
1631
01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:34,942
What the hell you do to her?
1632
01:11:34,986 --> 01:11:37,423
You better scale your ass
back up that wall!
1633
01:11:37,467 --> 01:11:38,729
What?
1634
01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:40,426
That nigga ain't worth it.
1635
01:11:40,470 --> 01:11:41,949
Hey, I'm from where you from.
I'm from where you from.
1636
01:11:41,993 --> 01:11:43,647
TRINA: No, you ain't from
where I'm from!
1637
01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:45,213
-I'm from these streets!
-MAN: It ain't worth it, baby.
1638
01:11:45,257 --> 01:11:47,607
If you was from the street,
you wouldn't be doing that.
1639
01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:49,087
MAN: I don't know how to talk.
CHRIS: Help! Help!
1640
01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:50,349
People from the street
don't hang people from roofs.
1641
01:11:50,393 --> 01:11:51,872
MAN: Hey!
1642
01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,788
CHRIS: Can somebody else
chime in too and give advice?
1643
01:11:54,832 --> 01:11:56,616
Don't let it happen.
1644
01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:59,358
I know you got children.
You got family that love you.
1645
01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:01,142
-I ain't got no goddamn kids.
-Help!
1646
01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:02,840
You got a family
that loves you, though.
1647
01:12:02,883 --> 01:12:05,451
My family don't love me.
My family stole my shit.
1648
01:12:05,495 --> 01:12:08,019
There's somebody
that loves you.
1649
01:12:08,062 --> 01:12:09,107
You better pray
for this nigga,
1650
01:12:09,150 --> 01:12:10,587
because I'm about to
drop his ass.
1651
01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,415
Lord, help us.
Help us right now.
1652
01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:14,025
Lord, help us, please.
Jesus, help us.
1653
01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:15,461
CHRIS: No, no, no.
1654
01:12:15,505 --> 01:12:16,941
Don't, baby. Please.
1655
01:12:16,984 --> 01:12:18,159
BUD: Put him down!
1656
01:12:18,203 --> 01:12:19,944
Bud, is that you?
1657
01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:21,467
BUD: Yeah. It's me, friend.
1658
01:12:21,511 --> 01:12:23,643
Trina, you heard me.
I said put him down!
1659
01:12:23,687 --> 01:12:25,123
What? What the fuck
did you just say to me?
1660
01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:26,385
You heard me.
1661
01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:27,995
CHRIS: Kill me first, Trina.
1662
01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,649
Bud's my brother.
1663
01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:32,478
I don't wanna see him die.
1664
01:12:32,522 --> 01:12:34,480
Lord Jesus.
1665
01:12:34,524 --> 01:12:35,873
Lord Jesus.
1666
01:12:36,961 --> 01:12:39,050
What? You got
some courage today?
1667
01:12:39,093 --> 01:12:41,008
You're looking
at a new Bud Malone.
1668
01:12:41,052 --> 01:12:43,141
That's right.
This trip made me better!
1669
01:12:43,184 --> 01:12:46,057
Bud Malone ain't scared
of shit no more!
1670
01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:48,364
Well, you smell like shit!
1671
01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:50,366
That may be true.
1672
01:12:50,888 --> 01:12:52,411
And for a lot of reasons
1673
01:12:52,455 --> 01:12:54,021
I don't feel like
fucking talking about now.
1674
01:12:54,065 --> 01:12:56,720
But God damn it,
I'm not scared of you.
1675
01:12:56,763 --> 01:12:58,852
TRINA: Fuck you think
you talking to, huh?
1676
01:12:58,896 --> 01:13:00,854
You gonna die today.
1677
01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:02,769
Go and say hi to Grandma,
motherfucker.
1678
01:13:02,813 --> 01:13:04,031
I'm gonna live!
1679
01:13:05,468 --> 01:13:06,991
You've bullied me,
you've picked on me,
1680
01:13:07,034 --> 01:13:08,296
and I'm done with it.
1681
01:13:08,340 --> 01:13:10,995
You might be saying hi
to Grandma and not me.
1682
01:13:11,038 --> 01:13:12,562
-What?
-That's right.
1683
01:13:12,605 --> 01:13:13,867
You think
you gonna fuck me up?
1684
01:13:13,911 --> 01:13:15,042
I'mma try!
1685
01:13:15,086 --> 01:13:16,827
-Really, bitch?
-Really!
1686
01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:18,524
-Okay, then.
-Okay, then.
1687
01:13:18,568 --> 01:13:19,699
Let's go.
1688
01:13:22,615 --> 01:13:24,835
Give me some, little nigga.
I'm so proud of you.
1689
01:13:25,792 --> 01:13:27,577
I'm proud of you.
1690
01:13:27,620 --> 01:13:30,188
You've been acting
like a bitch for years!
1691
01:13:30,231 --> 01:13:32,756
You finally stood up
for yourself.
1692
01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:34,192
I know that I was hard on you,
growing you up.
1693
01:13:34,235 --> 01:13:35,454
You know what I'm saying?
1694
01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:37,761
It was hard for me
to grow you.
1695
01:13:37,804 --> 01:13:38,936
But that's only because
1696
01:13:38,979 --> 01:13:40,590
I didn't want you to be
no punk, man.
1697
01:13:40,633 --> 01:13:42,026
Look at you.
1698
01:13:42,069 --> 01:13:43,680
It fucking worked.
1699
01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:45,769
I guess it did.
1700
01:13:47,901 --> 01:13:49,250
-Look at me. I'm a tough guy.
1701
01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:50,643
-TRINA: You're a tough guy.
-I stood up to you.
1702
01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:52,123
-You know what I mean?
-Yeah, you stood up to me.
1703
01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:54,038
-That's crazy.
-And I forgive you, man.
1704
01:13:54,081 --> 01:13:55,474
-Thank you.
-I forgive you.
1705
01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:56,780
I didn't think you would.
You know what I mean?
1706
01:13:59,913 --> 01:14:01,915
What the hell was that for?
1707
01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:03,613
You did steal my car.
1708
01:14:04,962 --> 01:14:06,267
Yeah, that's fair.
1709
01:14:06,311 --> 01:14:07,704
All right, bro.
1710
01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:09,183
I'm proud of you, man.
1711
01:14:09,227 --> 01:14:11,272
I'm real proud of you.
1712
01:14:11,316 --> 01:14:13,231
I'll catch you
in the wind, nigga.
1713
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:17,801
I was ready to eat.
1714
01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:30,596
CHRIS: Hey, Maria.
1715
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:35,775
I realize in hindsight
this was all a little crazy.
1716
01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:37,211
And I was bummed out
1717
01:14:37,255 --> 01:14:39,126
because I thought
we were soul mates.
1718
01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:42,086
But it turns out
that I do have a soul mate.
1719
01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:44,088
My best friend, Bud.
1720
01:14:44,131 --> 01:14:46,307
I mean, the guy saved my life.
1721
01:14:46,351 --> 01:14:47,918
So, anyway,
I mulled it over...
1722
01:14:47,961 --> 01:14:50,529
Get the fuck out of here!
1723
01:14:50,573 --> 01:14:52,270
Get out!
1724
01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:56,535
Look at my gallery!
Look at what you did!
1725
01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:58,581
-Assholes!
-CHRIS: Let's go, let's go.
1726
01:14:58,624 --> 01:14:59,973
-Get the fuck out of here!
-Let's go, let's go, let's go.
1727
01:15:00,713 --> 01:15:02,889
-MARIA: Now!
-Nice to meet you.
1728
01:15:02,933 --> 01:15:04,325
-Yeah. Okay.
-I'm Bud.
1729
01:15:04,369 --> 01:15:05,849
-Get the fuck out!
-Shit. All right.
1730
01:15:09,287 --> 01:15:10,941
Oh, God.
1731
01:15:12,899 --> 01:15:14,597
WOMAN: It's okay.
1732
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:15,859
Thank you.
1733
01:15:18,035 --> 01:15:19,036
MARIA: Thank you.
1734
01:15:25,172 --> 01:15:27,305
BUD: I wanna thank you
for bringing me on this trip.
1735
01:15:27,348 --> 01:15:29,220
Bruh, I'm about to do so much.
I'm about to do it big now.
1736
01:15:29,263 --> 01:15:31,570
You know what I mean?
I'mma dress better.
1737
01:15:31,614 --> 01:15:33,006
Can't keep wearing
these big-ass jeans no more.
1738
01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:35,356
Bud, I owe you, man.
1739
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,011
No, honestly,
you do so much for me.
1740
01:15:38,055 --> 01:15:39,578
It's time I do
something nice for you.
1741
01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:41,188
And I think
I figured out a way
1742
01:15:41,232 --> 01:15:42,886
to finally make
your dreams come true.
1743
01:16:10,696 --> 01:16:11,915
BUD: Wow.
1744
01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:13,699
I can't believe this, man.
This is great.
1745
01:16:13,743 --> 01:16:15,222
My dream finally came true.
1746
01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:16,702
Is this gonna work though?
1747
01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:19,052
-I think. So far, so good.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1748
01:16:19,096 --> 01:16:20,053
What do I do? Should I just...
1749
01:16:20,097 --> 01:16:21,185
We just gotta have fun.
1750
01:16:21,228 --> 01:16:22,403
-Blend in.
-Okay, okay.
1751
01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:23,622
And change your voice a bit
if you can.
1752
01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:24,710
-Okay.
-Wow, let's do it.
1753
01:16:24,754 --> 01:16:26,016
I'm gonna think
white thoughts.
1754
01:16:26,059 --> 01:16:26,886
-Think white thoughts.
-Think white thoughts.
1755
01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:28,192
Think white thoughts.
1756
01:16:30,194 --> 01:16:31,630
Hi.
1757
01:16:31,674 --> 01:16:34,720
Uh... I'm going to yoga
and golf later.
1758
01:16:34,764 --> 01:16:36,026
Yeah?
1759
01:16:36,069 --> 01:16:39,943
CHRIS: And I'm gonna
go see Megyn Kelly,
1760
01:16:39,986 --> 01:16:42,075
uh, do a TED Talklater.
1761
01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:44,687
-Cool.
-Great.
1762
01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:47,080
-How you doing?
-Good. How are you?
1763
01:16:47,124 --> 01:16:48,647
BUD: I just got my lips done.
1764
01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:49,909
WOMAN: I think you look
beautiful tonight.
1765
01:16:49,953 --> 01:16:51,215
BUD: Aw.
1766
01:16:51,258 --> 01:16:53,739
CHRIS: You know
if Dow Jones is here?
1767
01:16:53,783 --> 01:16:55,785
Mmm. Ah.
1768
01:16:59,136 --> 01:17:00,398
Let's Lady and the Trampit.
1769
01:17:02,095 --> 01:17:03,619
I'm looking for a sugar daddy.
1770
01:17:05,795 --> 01:17:07,100
Dude, I gotta
hand it to you, man.
1771
01:17:07,144 --> 01:17:08,798
White Chicks
totally works in real life.
1772
01:17:08,841 --> 01:17:10,974
I think
we found our third link.
1773
01:17:11,017 --> 01:17:12,802
-I'm Kitty.
-BUD AND CHRIS: Kitty?
1774
01:17:12,845 --> 01:17:15,108
-KITTY: Meow-meow.
-To Kitty. Meow-meow.
1775
01:17:15,152 --> 01:17:17,154
-Are you a white chick?
1776
01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:21,724
I was penetrated by a gorilla.
1777
01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:23,116
-Oh!
1778
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:24,770
CHRIS: Isn't this party fun?
1779
01:17:24,814 --> 01:17:26,293
They got all different
types of... Fuck!
1780
01:17:26,337 --> 01:17:27,730
What the hell, dude?
1781
01:17:27,773 --> 01:17:28,992
TRINA: Mmm-hmm.
1782
01:17:29,035 --> 01:17:30,994
Trina, is that you?
1783
01:17:31,037 --> 01:17:32,778
-Oh!
-What up?
1784
01:17:32,822 --> 01:17:34,258
Trina!
1785
01:17:34,301 --> 01:17:35,476
TRINA: You know, since I'm
on the run and everything,
1786
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,783
I figured I might as well
go with this look.
1787
01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,132
And take it down to Mexico,
1788
01:17:39,176 --> 01:17:41,091
and start life all over again
as a white man.
1789
01:17:41,134 --> 01:17:42,309
How's it feel so far
being a white man?
1790
01:17:42,353 --> 01:17:43,223
Oh, it's cooler
than a motherfucker
1791
01:17:43,267 --> 01:17:44,398
being a white man.
1792
01:17:44,442 --> 01:17:46,313
I'm living
my best motherfucking life.
1793
01:17:46,357 --> 01:17:47,575
-You know what I'm saying?
-BUD: Yeah.
1794
01:17:47,619 --> 01:17:48,620
I got to walk
right in this motherfucker,
1795
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,274
didn't nobody stop me
from shit.
1796
01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:51,492
Let me grab your pussy.
1797
01:17:53,364 --> 01:17:54,495
I mean, I'm sick of this
1798
01:17:54,539 --> 01:17:55,975
boring-ass ballroom
dancing bullshit.
1799
01:17:56,019 --> 01:17:57,847
-I'll be back.
-Okay.
1800
01:17:57,890 --> 01:17:59,196
Anybody tell you
you look like a turtle?
1801
01:18:00,327 --> 01:18:01,328
Whatever.
1802
01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:07,987
Hey, I need you to leave.
1803
01:18:08,031 --> 01:18:10,163
I need you to get
the fuck outta here!
1804
01:18:10,207 --> 01:18:11,991
Cut this music off.
1805
01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:13,514
-Go!
1806
01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:16,735
I said
get the fuck off the stage!
1807
01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:18,345
This is my party.
All right, come on, bitches.
1808
01:18:18,389 --> 01:18:20,739
-Let's do this!
1809
01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:23,481
Oh, shit.
We gotta do it, man.
1810
01:18:25,788 --> 01:18:27,137
BUD: I hope
you motherfuckers ready.
1811
01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:30,357
Y'all gonna
Make me lose my mind
1812
01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:32,838
Up in here, up in here
1813
01:18:32,882 --> 01:18:37,843
Y'all gonna make me go all out Up in here, up in here
1814
01:18:37,887 --> 01:18:42,369
Y'all gonna make me act a fool Up in here, up in here
1815
01:18:42,413 --> 01:18:44,763
Y'all gonna make me
Lose my cool
1816
01:18:44,807 --> 01:18:46,330
Up in here, up in here
1817
01:18:46,373 --> 01:18:49,333
Go, go, go, go, go.
1818
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,864
Here we go, nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga
1819
01:18:58,908 --> 01:19:01,519
Fuck that nigga
Suck my dick, nigga
1820
01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:07,090
Nigga
1821
01:19:12,008 --> 01:19:13,444
MAN: Get off me.
1822
01:19:15,272 --> 01:19:17,796
BUD: Motherfuckers! Yeah!
1823
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,450
Whoo! We did it!
1824
01:19:22,627 --> 01:19:25,586
Yo, that shit was disgusting,
but we got it all on camera.
1825
01:19:27,197 --> 01:19:29,199
Are you fucking kidding me?
1826
01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:32,115
I thought I needed
to help somebody.
1827
01:19:32,158 --> 01:19:34,552
You see that box right there?
There's a camera guy in there.
1828
01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:36,859
Yeah, but your throw up
is nasty, man.
1829
01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:37,903
Yeah, it's gross.
1830
01:19:37,947 --> 01:19:39,862
Hey, Adam,
wave to the people, Adam.
1831
01:19:39,905 --> 01:19:40,950
Wave to them. Say hi.
1832
01:19:42,908 --> 01:19:45,302
-MAN: Hell yeah!
-Oh, my God!
1833
01:19:45,345 --> 01:19:46,912
You guys know you're wrong
for that, seriously.
1834
01:19:46,956 --> 01:19:48,087
WOMAN: Lord have mercy.
1835
01:19:48,131 --> 01:19:50,568
Man! Y'all is playing.
This the worst.
1836
01:19:50,611 --> 01:19:51,917
-MAN: Give him that moment.
1837
01:19:51,961 --> 01:19:52,962
Hold that for me.
1838
01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,093
There's a camera right there.
1839
01:19:54,137 --> 01:19:57,096
Oh, my God.
I still don't see it.
1840
01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:58,837
Clap it shut.
Watch your fingers. Slam it.
1841
01:19:58,881 --> 01:20:00,970
What did you think
was up with the vacuum?
1842
01:20:01,013 --> 01:20:03,581
I was like, "Oh, shit."
1843
01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,452
-Here's your...
-I got pranked.
1844
01:20:05,496 --> 01:20:06,627
Oh, God.
1845
01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:07,890
JEFF TREMAINE: Scalpel.
1846
01:20:07,933 --> 01:20:09,935
Oh, how many fingers
can you fit in there?
1847
01:20:09,979 --> 01:20:11,110
I think we gotta
go in the hole.
1848
01:20:11,154 --> 01:20:12,329
Get the fuck out.
1849
01:20:12,372 --> 01:20:14,331
No, no. You gotta
knot it up and put it in.
1850
01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:16,202
I trust you back there.
I do not trust him back there.
1851
01:20:16,246 --> 01:20:19,249
Sorry, man. Shit.
1852
01:20:19,292 --> 01:20:21,294
Five-second rule, right?
1853
01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:23,296
What if I drive like this?
1854
01:20:28,214 --> 01:20:30,869
ERIC ANDREÉ:
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
1855
01:20:30,913 --> 01:20:31,914
And action.
1856
01:20:32,915 --> 01:20:34,960
Oh! What the fuck?
1857
01:20:35,004 --> 01:20:36,005
Who are you?
1858
01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:37,528
I'm a plumber.
1859
01:20:37,571 --> 01:20:39,922
That was amazing. He's like,
"I'm a plumber."
1860
01:20:42,054 --> 01:20:43,926
-Oh, shit!
1861
01:20:43,969 --> 01:20:46,015
-ANDREÉ: Who are you?
-What the fuck?
1862
01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:47,146
What time is it?
1863
01:20:47,190 --> 01:20:48,495
-Yo.
-What time is it?
1864
01:20:53,370 --> 01:20:54,588
-What the hell?
-ANDREÉ: What?
1865
01:20:54,632 --> 01:20:55,938
I need my clothes.
I'm late for work.
1866
01:20:55,981 --> 01:20:57,113
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1867
01:20:57,156 --> 01:20:59,245
What the fuck
is going on right now?
1868
01:20:59,289 --> 01:21:00,420
Hey.
1869
01:21:06,383 --> 01:21:10,474
Stop! Stop!
1870
01:21:10,517 --> 01:21:12,041
All right, Eric,
let's set test the rig.
1871
01:21:13,042 --> 01:21:14,304
MAN: Squeeze it.
1872
01:21:14,347 --> 01:21:16,132
ANDREÉ: And the safe word
is "popcorn", right?
1873
01:21:16,175 --> 01:21:17,263
If somebody attacks me?
1874
01:21:17,307 --> 01:21:19,657
Uh, excuse me.
Where's the bathroom?
1875
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:22,355
Oh, God.
1876
01:21:22,399 --> 01:21:23,922
I thought that was the urinal.
1877
01:21:23,966 --> 01:21:25,315
I'm gonna tell you
somethin' right now.
1878
01:21:25,358 --> 01:21:26,490
I don't care where you piss,
1879
01:21:26,533 --> 01:21:28,187
but get away from me, okay?
1880
01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:30,015
Because I don't wanna
smell your piss.
1881
01:21:30,059 --> 01:21:32,975
ANDREÉ: I'll shower and play
pool with you if you want.
1882
01:21:34,063 --> 01:21:35,281
I guess he don't understand.
1883
01:21:35,325 --> 01:21:36,717
No, okay, all right.
1884
01:21:36,761 --> 01:21:39,155
All right, goose bumps
or whatever.
1885
01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:40,460
Popcorn. Popcorn.
Popcorn. Popcorn.
1886
01:21:47,076 --> 01:21:49,208
You've got the coolest beard
I've ever seen in my life.
1887
01:21:50,340 --> 01:21:51,689
You just look like an artist
1888
01:21:51,732 --> 01:21:54,474
that never sells his paintings
and I love it.
1889
01:21:54,518 --> 01:21:57,086
You just keep
all that art to yourself.
1890
01:21:57,129 --> 01:21:58,478
You don't make a dime,
1891
01:21:58,522 --> 01:22:00,219
your girlfriend left
because you don't pay rent.
1892
01:22:00,263 --> 01:22:02,656
'Cause you won't sell
any of your pieces.
1893
01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:04,571
That's the beard you got.
You look amazing.
1894
01:22:04,615 --> 01:22:06,530
That's so specific.
1895
01:22:06,573 --> 01:22:08,445
Hey. I'm Chris Carey,
nice to meet you.
1896
01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:09,707
WOMAN: Hi.
CHRIS: Hey.
1897
01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:12,275
A champagne toast
to my best friend, Bud.
1898
01:22:12,318 --> 01:22:14,364
-CHRIS: To the birthday boy.
1899
01:22:14,407 --> 01:22:15,800
BUD: What are you doing, man?
1900
01:22:15,843 --> 01:22:17,454
-Do you guys wanna hit this?
-I do not. Thank you.
1901
01:22:17,497 --> 01:22:19,282
-Are you sure?
1902
01:22:22,459 --> 01:22:24,591
You're in a movie!
1903
01:22:27,594 --> 01:22:29,118
What were you thinking?
1904
01:22:29,161 --> 01:22:30,989
I was thinking somebody
was coming after him,
1905
01:22:31,033 --> 01:22:32,469
and they was gonna come
after me right away.
1906
01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:34,340
I'm like, "Oh, I have to hide
under the table."
1907
01:22:37,561 --> 01:22:40,303
I'm just
a typical white chick.
1908
01:22:40,346 --> 01:22:42,609
MAN: Got the number and the name
1909
01:22:42,653 --> 01:22:43,784
of a honky-tonk bar.
1910
01:22:43,828 --> 01:22:46,222
Shit. You scared
the shit outta me, dude.
1911
01:22:46,265 --> 01:22:48,441
KITAO SAKURAI: Make sure
it reads as face-fucking.
1912
01:22:48,485 --> 01:22:49,616
-Yeah.
1913
01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:51,270
And then, Adam,
look around to me.
1914
01:22:51,314 --> 01:22:52,445
Like whip your head around.
1915
01:22:52,489 --> 01:22:55,318
-Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Great.
1916
01:22:55,361 --> 01:22:57,581
SAKURAI: Right, yeah,
you just, like,
1917
01:22:57,624 --> 01:22:59,452
fuck his face while
you're making eye contact.
1918
01:22:59,496 --> 01:23:02,281
Like, you're just like,
"Who's next."
1919
01:23:02,325 --> 01:23:05,154
-You guys are in a movie.
1920
01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:10,028
-You guys are in a movie.
1921
01:23:10,072 --> 01:23:11,595
I had no idea
y'all was shooting a movie.
1922
01:23:12,857 --> 01:23:16,556
I ought to beat your butt.
Oh, my God.
1923
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,254
Hey, man, you're a hero.
1924
01:23:18,297 --> 01:23:19,777
Hey, man, I was just trying
to make sure everything's...
1925
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,257
You're a goddamn hero.
You're a goddamn hero.
1926
01:23:22,562 --> 01:23:23,650
Thanks for doing
the movie, buddy.
1927
01:23:23,694 --> 01:23:24,869
They should've
probably put, like,
1928
01:23:24,912 --> 01:23:26,653
a towel over this
when we ain't filming.
1929
01:23:26,697 --> 01:23:28,307
It's a buddy film.
1930
01:23:28,351 --> 01:23:29,352
ANDREÉ: Thank you.
Thank you, folks.
1931
01:23:29,395 --> 01:23:30,483
TIFFANY HADDISH: Hey!
1932
01:23:30,527 --> 01:23:32,050
-Hey, girl!
-ANDREÉ: Thank you.
1933
01:23:32,094 --> 01:23:33,486
You are so good.
1934
01:23:33,530 --> 01:23:37,099
-You're an angel.
-I didn't know what to do.
1935
01:23:37,142 --> 01:23:38,491
HADDISH: You was doing
a good job.
1936
01:23:38,535 --> 01:23:39,753
But y'all just standing there,
1937
01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:41,320
y'all weren't even trying
to help or nothing.
1938
01:23:41,364 --> 01:23:42,713
Because y'all scared as hell.
1939
01:23:42,756 --> 01:23:43,627
Y'all just
standing there like...
1940
01:23:45,237 --> 01:23:46,673
-I know.
-WOMAN: That ain't right.
1941
01:23:46,717 --> 01:23:48,197
You ain't right.
1942
01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:51,156
You was gonna let me
kill this black man.
1943
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:52,766
I always wanted to talk
to her, you know what I...
1944
01:23:52,810 --> 01:23:54,551
Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
1945
01:23:54,594 --> 01:23:56,814
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
1946
01:23:57,684 --> 01:23:58,685
What the fuck?
1947
01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:00,644
What happened?
1948
01:24:02,211 --> 01:24:04,343
What in the fuck happened?
1949
01:24:04,387 --> 01:24:06,345
-What did you do?
-Okay. You're naked, man.
1950
01:24:06,389 --> 01:24:07,694
Hey, Craig.
1951
01:24:07,738 --> 01:24:09,348
CRAIG:
You're selling it, woman.
1952
01:24:09,392 --> 01:24:11,437
You're selling it.
1953
01:24:11,481 --> 01:24:13,700
That is awesome.
1954
01:24:13,744 --> 01:24:15,746
-That blew my mind.
1955
01:24:17,574 --> 01:24:19,532
MALE CUSTOMER:
They've caught us on film.
1956
01:24:20,403 --> 01:24:21,752
MAN: Good job, guys.
1957
01:24:21,795 --> 01:24:24,537
I just saw this girl
snatch a door off a cop car.
1958
01:24:26,278 --> 01:24:28,150
And I was wondering.
I was like, "She's strong."
1959
01:24:29,412 --> 01:24:32,371
That's wrong. You better
get my good side too.
1960
01:24:32,415 --> 01:24:33,677
ANDREÉ: Did you think
I was, like...
1961
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,548
Did you think I was,
like, schizophrenic?
1962
01:24:35,592 --> 01:24:37,246
I thought you were fucked up.
1963
01:24:38,856 --> 01:24:39,726
Three...
1964
01:24:43,252 --> 01:24:44,383
Four...
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