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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:28,249 A BDB PRODUCTION 2 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,249 To be or not to be? 3 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,131 To be or not to be? 4 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,648 Why ask me? I'm not a prince. 5 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,804 Not anymore. 6 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,440 To be or not to be? 7 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:38,002 Not since I accidentally caused the fall of the Ching dynasty. 8 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,846 I moved to Shanghai, where everyone reinvents themselves. 9 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,322 I became a fixer for the rich. 10 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,689 A con artist. 11 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,286 To be or not to be? 12 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:56,004 I have a talent for telling lies. Is it my fault everyone believes me? 13 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:03,203 My story starts when Wu-Seven 14 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:07,604 seventh son of the great General Wu 15 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,491 came to me for a favour. 16 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,168 To be or not to be? 17 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,971 I am Ma Zouri. 18 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,563 I believe in Shanghai. I made it here. 19 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,611 My father made it here. My cousins made it here. 20 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,764 Anyway, here's how I shamed Shanghai. 21 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:31,163 I've fallen for an Italian broad who I wanted to bang. 22 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,004 I flew her to Shanghai. 23 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,323 She asked for a bowl of noodles from Chef Huang. 24 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,166 I said, Done! I cleared the street, booked the restaurant. 25 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,529 I even brought her the noodles myself. 26 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,571 She didn't touch them. She asked me: 27 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,929 Where's the chef? I said, She's gone. 28 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:55,166 Then she asked, And the people on the street? 29 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,641 I said, I got rid of them all. 30 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,162 She was furious. 31 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,847 She stuck her finger in my face and said: 32 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,048 You schmuck! 33 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,051 Me? Wu-Seven? 34 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,410 Called a schmuck by a little Italian tramp? 35 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,004 So the next day I sped to the airport 36 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,766 and stopped her plane on the tarmac. 37 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,288 I stuck my piece in her bodyguard's face. 38 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,044 Scram! 39 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:45,240 I boarded her plane and confronted her, Signorina 40 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:49,610 I'm here with your noodles and Chef Huang. 41 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,648 She tried the noodles, This is not wok-fresh. 42 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,530 I said, What? 43 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,045 Wok-fresh! 44 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,243 This is the essence of fine Chinese cooking. 45 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,246 Stray but 5 metres from her kitchen 46 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,801 that wok-fresh aroma is lost! 47 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,170 Master Wu-Seven 48 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,482 you are Chinese, the son of a warlord. 49 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,246 But you know crap about wok-fresh! 50 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,084 Forget about me. 51 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,562 Forget about Rome. 52 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,803 To me your nothing. 53 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:25,165 Nothing but new money. 54 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,047 With that she flew off to Tokyo 55 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,567 to try some Japanese udon. 56 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,485 I felt like a complete fool. 57 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:40,964 Even Chef Huang snickered at me. 58 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:48,408 So I asked all my advisers: 59 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,961 How do I restore my dignity 60 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,771 impress this babe 61 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,891 and turn my money from new to old? 62 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,363 Everyone said 63 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,569 I should come to see you 64 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,131 Ma Zouri. 65 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,727 Why did you take her to noodles 66 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,167 without coming to me first? 67 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:17,086 From now on, I'll always come to you first. 68 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,044 You have to help me. 69 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,645 How? 70 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,891 No, that I cannot do. 71 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,690 - Huang doesn't deserve to die. - Tell me. 72 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:50,164 You How much for a yes? 73 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,445 You have no respect for me. 74 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,490 You don't treat me as a friend. 75 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,521 You come for help without even addressing me properly. 76 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,409 You called me Ma, not Mr. Ma. 77 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,769 Mr. Ma, I've been so upset by this new money. 78 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,123 I can't even finish spending my cash. 79 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,040 - How much? - Enough to buy half of Shanghai. 80 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,403 Mr. Ma, help me spend it. 81 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,130 But with one condition. 82 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,089 Make me look like old money. 83 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:26,888 Do this, then name your own price. 84 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,526 Master Wu-Seven 85 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,808 why such disrespect? 86 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,883 I was once an aristocrat. 87 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,929 If I'd only been more careful 88 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:42,482 - it wouldn't have ended. - What ended? 89 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,881 Tell him. It's time for the truth. 90 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,816 Don't blame yourself for the empire's demise. 91 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,649 I am responsible. It was a snowy eve. 92 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,168 The empress dowager summoned me. 93 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:56,345 The Allies are invading, she cried. And the people are rebelling! 94 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,742 How do I save the empire? 95 00:06:57,767 --> 00:06:59,050 I said 96 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,162 No big deal. Starting tomorrow 97 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,243 all men should 98 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,643 cut off their pigtails. 99 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,451 The empress dowager gasped. 100 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,525 I went on show everyone 101 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,047 we nobles can be new. 102 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,569 The empress was delirious. 103 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,451 your my guy, Ma! 104 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:25,207 And now go. Get it done! 105 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,605 Tomorrow I'll issue an imperial edict. 106 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,060 I was so happy. 107 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,525 I ran all the way out of the palace. 108 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,807 The snow hushed the night. 109 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,123 I wanted to raise a toast to the emperor. Just one drink. 110 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,521 But I ended up with two whole jugs. 111 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:52,369 By the time I woke up, it was already the Republic! 112 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,331 We still cut our pigtails. 113 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,926 But we were forced to. 114 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:03,768 It's not the same as voluntarily. 115 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,481 Perhaps it's karma. 116 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:12,646 Because I drank the Ching dynasty fell. 117 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,691 Because it fell your father became general. 118 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:21,323 Because your father became general 119 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,927 you date girls out of your league. 120 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,448 A general's son bows to you 121 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,807 in the old Manchurian way. 122 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,043 I got him by the balls. - You the man. 123 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,930 Rise! - That means rise. 124 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,380 Rise! 125 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,806 Some day and that day may never come 126 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,281 I may call on you for a favor. 127 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,648 But before we get into that 128 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,847 let us turn your money from new 129 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,020 to old. 130 00:08:54,045 --> 00:08:55,904 - Sounds like money laundering. 131 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,725 It is. Didn't I make myself clear? 132 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,096 Yes you did. 133 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:03,169 I'm blowing money from my dad's military budget 134 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,243 in the name of peace. 135 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,811 Noble of you. 136 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,162 Thanks again. - your welcome. 137 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,049 Bye. 138 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:15,083 So much money. How will we spend it? 139 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,239 We'll spend it lavishly. 140 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,330 Shanghai city of adventure! 141 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,970 The Paris of the Far East! 142 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:33,408 And now, host to the modern age's most unusual election. 143 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,006 presidency of the Global Escort Nation! 144 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,080 That's right once a Shanghai contest 145 00:09:38,105 --> 00:09:40,075 limited only to Chinese working girls 146 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,309 for the first time this election opened 147 00:09:42,334 --> 00:09:44,548 its doors to candidates around the world. 148 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,244 And in cities and towns everywhere 149 00:09:46,269 --> 00:09:47,787 voters decided on their favorite. 150 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,445 courtesans from Canada 151 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,206 flower girls from France, geisha from Japan 152 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,193 and American streetwalkers. 153 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:56,389 And tonight in a grand finale 154 00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:00,047 three finalists will compete to become the world's First Lady of the Evening. 155 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,045 Every district in Shanghai hoped to host this final election. 156 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,646 The French District won, thanks to the help of Mr. Xiang 157 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,928 who happens to head the organizing committee. 158 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:11,682 The French Concession is honored to host the final escort election. 159 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:16,323 This honor belongs not just to the French and Chinese, but to the world! 160 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,763 Sadly this German nominee got her paperwork in late. 161 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:26,184 She committed suicide out of despair. 162 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,410 But the international and local communities in Shanghai 163 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:33,281 rallied to her memory prompting this statement from Mr. Ma Zouri 164 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,930 producer of the event 165 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:39,165 Making the election global is one small step for the Escort Nation 166 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,766 but one giant leap for mankind. 167 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:45,925 Can mankind be united by a common quest for truth and beauty? 168 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,004 That I can't say. 169 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,084 What I can say is 170 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,844 it couldn't hurt. 171 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,209 I believe this is the future of mankind. 172 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:06,085 So let us honor these hopeful and inspiring young leaders 173 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,210 as they ask not what service the world can do for them 174 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,807 but how they can service the world. 175 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,806 Ladies and gentlemen! 176 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,201 - Today is history. - Today is history. 177 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,690 Today is history. 178 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,571 - Today, we make history. - Today, we make history. 179 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,083 Today, we make history. 180 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:58,450 And today, we are part of history. 181 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:02,400 - And today, we are part of history. - And today, we are part of history. 182 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,288 I was told the whole world is staying up 183 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,283 - for our broadcast. - That's true. 184 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,805 How supportive! 185 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,440 Let's make it worth their while. 186 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,090 How do we do that? 187 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,844 Keep it moving. 188 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,241 So who are the finalists? 189 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,528 Shangguan, the Green Dragon. 190 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,570 Foster, the White Tiger. 191 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,724 - A dragon and a tiger. - It's astrological. 192 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:38,089 A battle of celestial bodies. 193 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:43,201 But only one super star can shine as our president. 194 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,691 And the last candidate? 195 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,763 - Our former president. - Who's that? 196 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,764 - Miss Wanyan Ying! - Miss Wanyan Ying! 197 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:54,689 And now, a song so new that Mr. Gershwin won't even write it 198 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,096 for another 10 years. 199 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:00,330 Miss White Tiger Foster, as she shares with us the beauty 200 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:04,399 and the passion of Summertime. 201 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,050 That's Wu-Six, Wu-Seven's sister. 202 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:07,166 Her dream is to become China's Lumière. 203 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,844 Amazingly, tonight's footage will wind up as China's first feature film. 204 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,610 The bad news? 205 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,845 It will be titled Executing Ma Zouri. 206 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,087 What a touching performance 207 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:03,006 about motherly love from the American. 208 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,766 It'll be hard to top! 209 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:11,889 I admit there is nothing greater than a mother's love. 210 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,885 Except? 211 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,725 Except maybe the love of a father. 212 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,168 So here she is! Singing Puccini 213 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,620 Miss Green Dragon. 214 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,326 - O Mio Babbino Caro! - O Mio Babbino Caro! 215 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,281 Wanyan Ying always believed 216 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,841 she was the granddaughter of Emperor Wanyan Aguda. 217 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,686 Me? I'm descended from Genghis Khan. 218 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,130 And just like that, Wanyan fell for me. 219 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:03,527 But I often doubt it. 220 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:08,447 We're together 221 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,365 but we're not really together. 222 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:25,131 Wanyan has been elected president twice. 223 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,806 Unfortunately at the time Escort Nation 224 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,009 was just a brothel in Shanghai. 225 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,084 Now she has to defend her title 226 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,130 against an international field. 227 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,522 White Tiger from America 228 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,126 and Green Dragon from Europe. 229 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,251 Ladies and gentlemen! 230 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,483 Our global broadcast has the world buzzing! 231 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,440 We've received over 2300 telegrams. 232 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,682 From England, France, Austria 233 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,571 - Japan, Russia. - How can we pick one? 234 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,643 Without offending the others. 235 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,928 - We'll pick from a country. - Smaller units. 236 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,844 - You mean families? - Smaller. 237 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,367 An individual? Too many of those. 238 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,000 - So pick the most miserable. - Like this one. 239 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:33,006 It's from Private Olgakov of Ukraine. 240 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,122 Cease-fire reached with the enemy. 241 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,362 Awaiting Wanyan's appearance. 242 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,330 If she doesn't show 243 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,567 all hell will break loose. 244 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,961 - What does that mean? - It means 245 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,009 if Madam President doesn't show up 246 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,006 Ukraine will burn. 247 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,860 Madam President! 248 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,564 Stop fighting. Can you hear me? 249 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,201 - They can't reply. - It's a live broadcast! 250 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,886 But not a phone call. 251 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,804 Perhaps they'll cable. 252 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,008 Hurry up, war's about to start again! 253 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,844 Why must men always fight? 254 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,204 You all deserve a good spanking! 255 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,646 Man needs woman's love. Just like a child needs its mother. 256 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,325 Men, give up your arms 257 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,001 and return to the arms of your women! 258 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,644 Let's be content as women. 259 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,201 Let's not fight like men. 260 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,169 - Yes, yes, yes. - Green Dragon 261 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,242 and White Tiger 262 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,766 all have such beautiful moves. 263 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,651 I didn't want to step on their moments. 264 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,211 But now I've done it. 265 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,728 No, no, keep going! 266 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,999 In your opinion, what should we do? 267 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,400 In your opinion, what should we do? 268 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,608 Take less. Give more. 269 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:54,560 Giving makes one happy. 270 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:58,088 Giving blesses the world. 271 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:02,211 - Why not give a little yourself? - A little? How about I give it all? 272 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,249 All my possessions. 273 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,326 Jewellery, clothing, car, property. 274 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,166 Everything. 275 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,723 - To who? - To babies 276 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:19,886 who need milk. To the poor who need homes. 277 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,088 To the old who need care. 278 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,762 I have money, and so do you. To hell with middlemen! 279 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,251 I'll give directly. All! 280 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,244 Hold it, please! 281 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:37,808 I've just decided I'll also donate myself. 282 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:42,571 My past, my present and my future. 283 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,660 Look at you! 284 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,122 I'm auctioning my virginity. For 30 nights. 285 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,884 The bidding will start soon. 286 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,886 Please be generous! All proceeds will be donated. 287 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,405 I won't keep a dime. 288 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,322 What did you say you'll auction off? 289 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,845 My virginity. 290 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,211 Funny, right? 291 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,366 A working girl speaking of virginity? 292 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,087 As the saying goes, the past is dead. 293 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,049 The future is unknown. 294 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,051 Like the sunrise or a newborn 295 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:20,603 like the dew or our new world 296 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,570 we greet each morning reborn. 297 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,130 Each night can also be a first. 298 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,649 The secret to love? 299 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,885 Treat each time like the first time! 300 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,610 Wanyan! Wanyan! 301 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:47,005 According to our charter, whoever gets the loudest cheers 302 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,801 will be the next president. 303 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,530 And now 304 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,609 Green Dragon and White Tiger. 305 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,603 - On stage, please! - On stage, please! 306 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,411 Who votes for Miss White Tiger? 307 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,770 Wanyan! Wanyan! 308 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,651 - What about Green Dragon? - Wanyan! Wanyan! Wanyan! 309 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:15,363 Just as we planned, Wanyan became 310 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,251 the president of Escort Nation. 311 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,641 We thought the story would end here. 312 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,088 But stories, like life, get out of control. 313 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,700 Good news! 314 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,411 Telegram from the Ukrainian front! 315 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,889 Permanent cease-fire. 316 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,522 - Cease-fire! - Cease-fire! 317 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,687 Wanyan! Wanyan! Wanyan! 318 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,407 - Listeners! - Honored guests! 319 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:51,642 Prepare yourselves for the biggest, the boldest surprise. 320 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:57,762 Who will crown the new president? 321 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,450 A glittering star. 322 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,241 A living legend. She is 323 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,050 Madam Sai. 324 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,565 - Jin. - Hua. 325 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:20,249 History calls her the Joan of Arc of China. 326 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,563 Alone, she faced the Allied armies 327 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,489 and their horny German commander. 328 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,723 She is Madam Sai. 329 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,089 Super siren! 330 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,603 Dearest friends 331 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:50,766 the eyes of the world are upon you. 332 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:55,290 So open your checkbooks and be generous to your new president. 333 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,729 The crowning of Miss Wanyan 334 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:04,408 will conclude our auction. 335 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,643 We succeeded. 336 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,441 Master Wu-Seven's money became clean. 337 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,365 In fact, we cleaned him out. 338 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,888 We spent it all. 339 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:36,045 Every last dime. 340 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,888 Miss! Miss! 341 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,963 Miss! One more thing. 342 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,884 - Yes? - I don't get it. 343 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,886 You didn't eat or drink, you even brought your own bed. 344 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:55,364 - Now you even refuse a tip? - Grandpa 345 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,285 I did it for charity. 346 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,527 Miss! Miss! This is my mother's ring. 347 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,804 I never married, so I want you to have it. 348 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,004 Please, your bid was payment enough. 349 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:16,365 At my age, I thought I'd seen it all. 350 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,727 Life had lost its luster. 351 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,724 But now 352 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:25,090 you just showed me what I've missed out on. 353 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:28,170 You have re-lit the fire within me. 354 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,448 That's why I'm here. 355 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,967 To rekindle your fire. 356 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,565 Can I have your number? 357 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,660 Give him my card. 358 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,043 Grandpa, here's my card. Call me. 359 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,283 Grandpa, keep your fire lit. 360 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,960 I'll hold a torch for you. 361 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,282 Forget me not! 362 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,523 - Next stop. - Joseph's place. 363 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,569 Lafayette, B1389. 364 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,442 I thought our next appointment was with Mr. Liu. 365 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,329 Mr. Liu won the bid originally 366 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,403 but he gifted her to Joseph. 367 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,049 He can't do that! Gift her away! 368 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,567 We can't be picky. 369 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,246 We must reward every bidder. 370 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,700 The world watches. 371 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:26,090 - Where to, which road? - Lafayette, B1389. 372 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,607 It's right here. 373 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,650 In Red Chamber, it's written. 374 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,246 When the fake is taken to be real 375 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,801 the real often becomes fake. 376 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:41,090 Wanyan really believes she's president now. 377 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,686 A washed in platonic love 378 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,969 she treats me like a lowly driver. 379 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,842 I drive her from charity to charity. 380 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,288 I try to wake her up 381 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,569 but she's lost in her dream. 382 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,008 What a mess! 383 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:07,849 We're heading for trouble. 384 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,642 Shuwan Gou, I thought we were going to Joseph's. 385 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,928 This is Zhu-Three's place. 386 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,280 Joseph is Zhu-Three! 387 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,041 Really? 388 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,001 I know a Zhu-Three. I hate him. 389 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,960 - Hope it's not the same guy. - Same guy. 390 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,241 Then it's your fault. If I knew 391 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,644 I wouldn't have brought her here. 392 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,561 Wanyan said we shouldn't be picky. 393 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,451 The whole world is watching us. 394 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,042 She's acting presidential. 395 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,409 Joseph or Zhu-Three, we have to treat them equally. 396 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,042 She's a pro. I respect her. 397 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,570 Ma Zouri! Ma Zouri! Ma Zouri! 398 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,326 No! Oh, no! Ma Zouri! 399 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,450 I thought we were friends! 400 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:29,002 Peking, Shanghai, Paris. 401 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:33,529 I've been to all their best restaurants. 402 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,124 On several occasions 403 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,769 the restaurant had but one table. 404 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,091 And I was the only guest. 405 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,204 It must be a thing with you men. 406 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,725 Come. 407 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,046 This is the highest building in Shanghai. 408 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,082 Just opened today. 409 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,041 I took over the restaurant. 410 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,608 Got the best Italian chef. 411 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,647 - Just for you. - Thanks. 412 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,121 On my 8th birthday, I made a wish. 413 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,923 If one day a man would fight for me, I'd marry him. 414 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,885 Just 8 years old? 415 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,328 I waited until my 18th birthday. 416 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,608 And then my 28th. 417 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,969 I lost hope. 418 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,124 Will I be waiting at 38? 419 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,130 Finally 420 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,728 when I least expected it 421 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,451 he appeared. 422 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,564 He's you. 423 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,980 Impossible. 424 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,241 You beat up Joseph for me, out of jealousy. 425 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,050 Me, jealous of him? 426 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,931 Because you love me. 427 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,970 You and I have been friends for 30 years. 428 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,420 That long? 429 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,563 - And we've been intimate. - Exactly. 430 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,805 And you got so jealous, you beat up Joseph 431 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,282 your good friend. That's love. 432 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,761 I beat him up because he's an ass. 433 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,687 He's a copycat. He copies everything I do. 434 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,890 - If I date a plump girl... - Excuse me. 435 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,576 Thank you. 436 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,967 Have you ever said, I love you? 437 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,929 Baby, I love you. 438 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,300 Speak Chinese. 439 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,005 - Love you. I. - Who loves? 440 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,488 - Who do you love? Say the whole thing. - You. 441 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,008 - I loveth thee. - Thee? So formal. 442 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,969 Because I respect you. 443 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,886 I don't want you to respect me, I want you to love me! 444 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,289 Off-the-shoulder! 445 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,122 - Sweetheart neckline. - Oh, my! 446 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:15,208 - Strapless, high waist! - Look at that! 447 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,609 Mermaid tail. 448 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,486 Look at the leggings! 449 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,180 Looks like pants to me. 450 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,766 How many times do you plan to be married? 451 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,211 Whenever I see a gown I like 452 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,924 I buy it. 453 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,128 I've been collecting for years. 454 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,811 - Pretty, right? - your prettier the other way. 455 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,440 - What do you mean? Pig! - Naked. 456 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,448 Can't get married without a dress. 457 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,126 - Just who will you marry? - You. 458 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,169 Shuwan Gou! Shuwan Gou! Shuwan Gou! 459 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,131 - What do you want with her? - I want her to save me. 460 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,601 Why save you? My assistant saves only me. 461 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,740 Just ignore him! 462 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,726 your acting strange today. 463 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,202 Accusing me of being jealous. 464 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,689 Telling me to say I love you. 465 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,162 Now ordering me to marry you. 466 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,647 That's three giant steps in one day. 467 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,601 - Let's make love. - We just did. 468 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:34,130 My mother comes in two days. 469 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,606 We'll marry then. A Western wedding. 470 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,936 Why Western? 471 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,931 I love it when the couple stands there and says. 472 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,045 - I do. - You even know what I do means? 473 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,970 I love thee. 474 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,844 Wrong. That's not what it means. 475 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,163 You know how the English say, How do you do? 476 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,847 What does the do mean? 477 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,401 It means to force it, to push, to doo-doo. 478 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,603 When an Englishman wakes up 479 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:08,161 he trots to the bathroom and takes care of business. 480 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,971 It makes him feel noble. 481 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,806 When a friend asks him, How do you do? 482 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:19,010 what does do mean? It means, Did you take a noble dump? 483 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,083 - It's all about poo-poo. - Yes 484 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,490 it's about making doo-doo! 485 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,163 Don't laugh. If you don't do it regularly, your brain will explode. 486 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,450 It killed Caesar, Nero and George II. 487 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:37,640 So Why would you say do at a wedding? 488 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,529 We are gathered here to do 489 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,650 Everybody will shit themselves. 490 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,020 I see. 491 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,331 But I still want a Western wedding. 492 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:53,371 I'm going to say I do and so will you. 493 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,841 - Stop pinching me! - Say it! 494 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,660 No! 495 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,530 - I can pinch you back. Cry out. - Say I do. 496 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,728 - I'm going to hurt you. - Just say it! 497 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,560 - This doesn't hurt? - Say I do. 498 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,091 Why aren't you crying? your bruised. 499 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,448 You can hurt me all you want 500 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,490 - but you'll marry me. - But I don't want either. 501 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,529 What do you have against marriage? 502 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,282 It's a serious business. 503 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,364 You don't want to marry someone like me. 504 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,403 - Why not? - Well, I'm still a child. 505 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:33,403 You are too old to be a child, and too hung. 506 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,291 I'm too hung up to settle down. 507 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,930 Afraid of responsibility? 508 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,242 Fine. I'll take charge. 509 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,240 I proposed, didn't I? 510 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,961 I'll arrange everything. 511 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,726 I'm just begging you to say I do! 512 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,647 Since we're old friends, I'll do you this favor. 513 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,883 We've pulled many scams before. 514 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,644 Is that what this is to you? 515 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,600 - I thought you wanted to fool your mom? - No! 516 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,603 - So whose mother are we fooling? - Yours! 517 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,481 You fraud! 518 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,884 Wait, is that a gun? 519 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,849 I was just kidding. What's with the gun? 520 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,048 Do you even know how to use it? 521 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:43,131 I'll shoot you and then I'll shoot myself. 522 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,328 Then I'll marry you in hell. 523 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,529 Why are you still acting like a princess? 524 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,282 - China's now a republic. - Couldn't care less. 525 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,042 - Have I ever begged? - No. 526 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,089 - Have I ever grovelled? - Definitely not. 527 00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:00,642 I was elected president because I played my part perfectly. 528 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,564 Indeed you did. You were perfect. 529 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,044 Now I just want you to love me and marry me. 530 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,409 - But you turned me down. - No, I didn't. 531 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,483 I care for you. 532 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,729 I think your wonderful. 533 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,008 You don't need to marry me. 534 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,491 I am already yours. 535 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,885 If you don't marry me, I don't want to live. 536 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,282 Our hearts should be as one. 537 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,763 That's not where the heart is. 538 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,808 It's here. 539 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,161 Pull the trigger! 540 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,531 What if the gun was loaded? 541 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,540 You'd be dead. 542 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,850 Come on! 543 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,323 Don't threaten me again with a fake gun. 544 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,404 It's loaded. 545 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,971 In my previous life 546 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,639 I must have owed you big time. 547 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,131 Otherwise, why would I 548 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:47,004 put up with you? 549 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,851 In our previous lives, we must have been 550 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,291 two eyeballs on the same face. 551 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,320 We were born as a pair. 552 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,247 But destined never to see each other. 553 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,643 So which one of us was the left eye? 554 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,291 Take your pick. 555 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,330 You can be the left, I'll be the right. 556 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,610 - I was the right. - Then I was the left. 557 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:30,484 So close, but never to meet 558 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,881 that's sad. 559 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,365 What if we were cross-eyed? 560 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,211 You must have a really flat nose 561 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,569 for the right to see the left! 562 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,485 No way. 563 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,167 One could never see the other. 564 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,322 So sad. 565 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,687 I know how they could meet. 566 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,930 Pluck one eyeball out 567 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,681 then they can see eye-to-eye. 568 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,284 - No! - Then what? 569 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,762 - A snail! Eyes on a snail! - A snail? 570 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:20,562 - A snail has eyes like this. - About this high! 571 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,041 It can even see behind itself. 572 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:29,769 We're eye-crossed lovers! 573 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,288 - Or we could be two waves. - Waves? 574 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,364 I'll forever be chasing after you. 575 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,968 - Do you want to steer our boat? - I do. 576 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,171 - Where are we going now? - Wherever you say. 577 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,402 - I don't want to go anywhere. - I do. 578 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,449 We don't want to go anywhere! 579 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,728 Why so fast if we're not going anywhere? 580 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,689 We have to go fast to be nowhere. 581 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,646 - Take me home. - I do. 582 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,089 We are home! 583 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,811 - Is this home? - It is. 584 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,965 Home is wherever you are. 585 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,841 - Lights! - I do. Lights! 586 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,688 Too bright. 587 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,171 I'll turn them off. 588 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,620 Aim! Fire! 589 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,730 Look at that! 590 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,811 Are you singing? 591 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,124 I'll bring down the brightest lantern for you. 592 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,243 Stop! You'll scare my friends! 593 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,740 The man in the moon? 594 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,168 No, the rabbit! 595 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,324 I can see his ears. 596 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,881 If you see his ears, then he's close by. 597 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,122 Too close. 598 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,408 Look at him! Making a mess. 599 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,166 - He's making medicine. - He's a dirty rabbit. 600 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,448 - A dust bunny! - Let's go sweep the dust! 601 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,964 Then the moon will shine bright in the day. 602 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,889 Let's go! 603 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,650 - So, what's this medicine for? - Immortality. 604 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,888 Perfect. Let's go. 605 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,008 Let's live forever! 606 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,130 Who else is up there? 607 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,484 - The woman in the moon. - What about her man? 608 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,211 - He couldn't commit. - Then kick him out! 609 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,921 It'll just be her, the rabbit, me and you. 610 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,128 - You'll marry me, then? - I'll marry you all. 611 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,647 - No, just me. - I do. 612 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,931 Never smoke opium. 613 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,845 Never! 614 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,801 It's what killed Wanyan. 615 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,567 If I knew 616 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:32,121 that love would have kept you alive! 617 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,365 Why didn't I confess sooner? 618 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,251 What should I do now? 619 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,802 I run. 620 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,850 No one will believe what happened here. 621 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,968 I don't remember myself. 622 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,690 Who can I turn to? 623 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,683 Wu-Six. 624 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,081 Her dad is a warlord. 625 00:43:57,240 --> 00:44:01,040 And her mom was my beloved grade-school teacher. 626 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,900 - Name? - Ma Zouri. 627 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,610 Business? 628 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,526 - Looking for Wu-Six. Seven. - Who? 629 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,763 - Six or Seven? - Six, I guess. 630 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,220 This way! 631 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,460 Sit! 632 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,491 Read! 633 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,449 Escort Nation President found 634 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,209 Miss Wu-Six will see you now! 635 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,010 We're taking the train to film the sunset. 636 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,208 Perfect, I can help. 637 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,931 I made films in France. 638 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,050 A train arrives. Another train arrives. 639 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,806 - Say something in French. - Yes, very good. 640 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,485 Cheese. 641 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:12,806 At Siruiying Elementary, I mastered six languages. 642 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,849 My mother taught there. 643 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,300 - What's her name? - Qi. 644 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,563 My 3rd grade teacher! 645 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,523 Your mother was quite a looker. 646 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,291 Every boy's fantasy. 647 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,206 She enlightened us in many ways. 648 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,044 What'd you do in France? 649 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,380 I was in love 650 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,044 and followed this girl home 651 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:42,645 to Loch Lomond. 652 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,600 We sat on its bonny banks 653 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,643 - watching the sun rise and set. - What happened? 654 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,882 The war started. 655 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,806 I told her, Wait at the lake. 656 00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,721 If I die, my soul will take the high road 657 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,923 and you'll take the low road. And I'll be home before ye. 658 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,321 Isn't that a Scottish song? 659 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,005 - They sing of me there too? - You know 660 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,640 that you die in that song? 661 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,724 Well, I almost died. 662 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,929 A cannonball exploded near me. 663 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,002 I survived, but I lost my leg. 664 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,525 Lost your leg? 665 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,126 They gave me a wooden one. 666 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,886 Can't tell which one it is, right? 667 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,340 Of course I can! 668 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,761 You kicked me in the good leg! 669 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,729 That one hurts even more. 670 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,050 Wu-Six broke my leg. 671 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,409 She actually broke them both. 672 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:53,441 She doesn't like show-offs. 673 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:59,323 They went on to film the sunset without me. 674 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:05,601 If only I'd gone with her 675 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,446 You startled me. 676 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,888 It's been a while. You've aged. 677 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,963 - Really? - Yes. 678 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,321 You look like a teacher in those glasses. 679 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,608 I borrowed these, for a disguise. 680 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,530 What have you done? 681 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,126 Is that why you came to see me? 682 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,126 Actually, I hate to trouble you, but 683 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,682 Trouble me or your Teacher Qi? 684 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,764 - Is she here? - Xiao Qiang! 685 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,448 Take Mr. Ma to see his Teacher Qi. 686 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,970 Is that a robot? 687 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,605 - Did you build it? - I'm still monkeying with it. 688 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,845 Oh, destiny, changeable like the moon. 689 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,321 Is that really you, my beloved Teacher Qi? 690 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,780 Siruiying Elementary, right? 691 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,680 - You recognise me? - At Siruiying Elementary 692 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,927 I was Teacher Qi. 693 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,926 At Yijing High, I was Madam Qi. 694 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:16,084 At Peking College, I was Principal Qi. 695 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:19,244 That's how I know your school. 696 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,008 But I can't place you. 697 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,561 - It's Ma Zouri. - Doesn't ring a bell. 698 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:26,936 I went by my Manchurian name. 699 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,611 - I sat in the last row. - Never mind. 700 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:34,402 - What can I do for you? - Dear Teacher Qi, I humbly bid you... 701 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,801 What's with dear teacher? 702 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,406 - Tell her. - I was about to. 703 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:42,121 Mother, he said you were his lover 704 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,291 in his dreams. He said you awoke him. 705 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,484 - Carnally. - I don't recall saying that. 706 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,447 - Years ago in the train. - You desired me? 707 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:57,322 - Sorry. - Don't be shy. 708 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:01,451 Few students admit it. 709 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,605 your the first. your blushing. 710 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,167 - Disaster! - Cut the drama! 711 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,482 The old dog is mad. 712 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,246 - He bites the puppy. - What's going on? 713 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,644 She calls our husband the old dog and her son a puppy. 714 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,848 - Your son-in-law? - No, no! 715 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,361 - Why are you holding hands? - He was my student. 716 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,170 - Prepare dinner. - Yes, ma'am! 717 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,891 Tell the kitchen, one guest. 718 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:32,011 - Military songs tonight? - Always! 719 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,324 Washroom? 720 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,565 Here, here, here again and behind. 721 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,611 All ways lead to a toilet. 722 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,848 - How about I show you? - You come with me. 723 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,810 - I'll find it. Yes. - You sure? 724 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,530 Will you ever grow up? 725 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,451 Ma Zouri, time to grovel. 726 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,648 Cat got your tongue? 727 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,644 Am I ashamed to ask for help? 728 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,609 No shame! No shame! 729 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,208 - Who's there? - It's me, Feitian. 730 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,287 - Help me, Zouri. - Is that really you? 731 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,681 - What's going on? - Don't pull, that's a horse bit. 732 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,127 - Horse bit? - There's a saddle on my back. 733 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,580 Who did this to you? 734 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,126 - General Wu. He said - Why? 735 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,681 I'm not fit to be human. 736 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,730 - He's devolving me into a monkey. - A monkey? 737 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,325 But your in the stable. 738 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,369 I'm starting as a horse. 739 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,288 You really offended him. 740 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,740 What'd you do? 741 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,446 Wu-Seven took me out. His father caught us. 742 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,924 - Whoring? - What else? 743 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,570 All this for? 744 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:57,121 - We screwed Daddy's whores. - No! 745 00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,580 You see that clock? 746 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,803 At midnight 747 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,920 he sics those stallions on me. 748 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,410 What? No way! 749 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,449 I don't envy you. 750 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,251 I don't think I can take it. 751 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:15,369 - I'll unhook you. - Don't! If I run 752 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,010 he'll kill me. 753 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,370 Ask Wu-Six to call off her dad. Save me, brother. 754 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,140 Charm her. 755 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,965 What time is it? 756 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,162 - 11.37. - Twenty-three minutes left for salvation. 757 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,919 - If I can't? - I'll be double horse-fucked! 758 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,684 All rise! Sing! 759 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,811 We know what we know 760 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,884 No pretending, none at all 761 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,806 If we don't know, we say so 762 00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,770 No pretending, none at all 763 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,367 Always honest, that's our thing 764 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,650 No pretending, none at all 765 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,407 Confucius gave us these words to sing 766 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,928 No pretending at all, none at all 767 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,923 No pretending at all! 768 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,290 No pretending. Period! 769 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,927 - Sit! - Sit! 770 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,607 - Who the hell is he? - I'm me. 771 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,569 Are you my son? Which one is your mother? 772 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,047 - My Teacher Qi. - Not a son-in-law? 773 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:22,725 He was my student. He sees me as a parent. 774 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,322 Get those two bastards in here! 775 00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,721 You know what Seven's problem is? 776 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,050 He spends everything and screws everyone! 777 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,007 - My military budget? - Spent it on whores. 778 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,444 - My poor puppy! - Mom 779 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,011 stop crying! I'm not dead! 780 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,686 The money was for my cadet school! 781 00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,004 The U.S. has West Point. 782 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,367 China needs East Point! 783 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,649 You just want exotic concubines. 784 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,290 I'm fitter than you think! 785 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:03,289 I want my soldiers to be fit too. 786 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,169 But these two assholes... 787 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:10,042 Spent money meant for men 788 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,123 - on women. - That's right. 789 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,160 - He's got it. - General 790 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,288 you are a man of vision. 791 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,451 If I were younger 792 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,400 I'd follow you into battle. 793 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,927 Other generals spend money on weapons. 794 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,890 You spend it on people. 795 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,930 You should be angry. 796 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,321 Those assholes deserve to be shot. 797 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,260 Bring me the horse! 798 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,411 Horse-screw them! Then shoot them. 799 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,925 Hold it, sir! 800 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:49,723 Money isn't the only way to make our soldiers strong. 801 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,486 - What can we do without money? - Science! 802 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:56,281 Science is for improving weapons, not human beings. 803 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,683 It can also improve the human body. 804 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,082 Don't believe me? I'll prove it. 805 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,444 Can you touch the floor? 806 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,921 - I know I can't. - Do as I say 807 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,731 and you'll be able to immediately. 808 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,168 Don't bullshit me. Or you'll be horse-hammered 809 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,166 - and shot. - Let's try something else. 810 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,482 - No need. Go for it! - Let's do this. 811 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,940 Get up! 812 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,447 - Show me! - Everybody ready? 813 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:24,900 - Are you all game? - Of course. 814 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,408 Raise your hands. 815 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,406 Straighten your legs. 816 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,369 Lower your hands slowly. 817 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,841 - Can you touch the floor? - No. 818 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,571 That's right. Now follow me. 819 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,202 - Just do this 20 times. - Begin! 820 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,569 One, two, three, four 821 00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,051 The moment of truth. 822 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,286 Raise your hands. Reach for the sun. And the moon. 823 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,650 For the stars. For the ocean. 824 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,644 Deep into the ocean. 825 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,204 - I did it! - Stretching adds years 826 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,888 - to life. - From now on, we sing before dinner 827 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,690 and touch toes afterward. 828 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,009 But you can touch something else. Your face. 829 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,522 - What do you feel? - My beard. 830 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,685 No, your smile. The smile of a child. 831 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:27,686 I bet you haven't smiled like this in 40 years. 832 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,491 You son of a bitch, you haven't smiled at me for ages. 833 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,009 I am smiling. 834 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:37,565 Let me reward you! 835 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,485 - No need. - I insist. I owe nobody. 836 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,325 - Must I? Let these two go. - You must. 837 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,765 Shut up! 838 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,365 My general 839 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,011 please let them go. 840 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,371 I've never been so humiliated. 841 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,656 That'll teach you 842 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,047 - for being my brother's buddy. - Yes 843 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,368 he is wicked. 844 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,922 Most murder victims are killed by buddies. 845 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,126 Ma Zouri is your buddy. But he just saved your ass. 846 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,900 Me? 847 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,402 Your father wasn't really going to hurt them. 848 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,528 He just needed an excuse to let you go. 849 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,762 But you kept the horse out of my bed. 850 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:25,125 In spite of his bullshit, Ma's true blue. 851 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,126 Miss Wu-Six, be my witness. Should Ma come to me one day 852 00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,688 - I'll die a thousand times to help him. - Thanks. 853 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,091 Thanks for the ride. And my life. 854 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:46,130 - Your hat! - Hey, your hat! 855 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,361 About that stallion 856 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,491 please tell no one. Least of all my French bosses. 857 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,928 Relax. See you. 858 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,841 Ma Zouri! Ma Zouri! 859 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,401 your wanted for murder! 860 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:14,446 your acting kind of weird. 861 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:21,122 - Weird? - Something's bothering you. 862 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,725 No. I'm fine. 863 00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,565 - You sure? - Of course. 864 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,087 If you have a problem, come tell me. 865 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:34,483 I can't. Your father would shoot me. 866 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,443 Miss Wu treated me nicely that day. 867 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:42,400 She kept asking if she could help me. 868 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:46,963 I kept insisting I was fine. 869 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,646 How could I be fine? 870 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,441 They think I'm a murderer now. 871 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,481 I don't understand. 872 00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,924 Why was I so free with Wanyan 873 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:04,527 but so nervous 874 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,730 and tongue-tied around Wu-Six? 875 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,443 The old Peking crowd is upstairs. 876 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,887 - Wanna join us? - I'll park the car. 877 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,247 - See you upstairs. - Okay. 878 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,044 - Sir. Yes, sir. - Give the key to that lady. 879 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,123 - And money for you. Thanks. - Thank you, sir. 880 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,725 Thank you. 881 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,121 Want a ride? 882 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,005 Where to? 883 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,685 That's too much. 884 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:51,208 - You hop on. - But this is not proper. 885 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,561 Does this count as being unselfish? 886 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:03,169 I went to the general to save my life. 887 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:08,167 Instead, I saved Xiang's life by accident. 888 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,290 Xiang's evolved back into a human. 889 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:16,440 But he's coming after me now. 890 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:23,401 Is he being ungrateful? 891 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,845 I can't blame him really. 892 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,925 Everyone needs help at some point. 893 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:37,925 But no one wants to be reminded of it afterward. 894 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,927 For years, I eluded his grasp. 895 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:48,406 He started arresting innocent men for crimes of passion 896 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:53,088 they didn't commit. 897 00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:58,280 That's how he made a name for himself 898 00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:02,809 and became Shanghai's 899 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,203 top Chinese detective. 900 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,927 As for me, I have to keep running. 901 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,764 As time passes 902 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:18,290 I don't even know who I am anymore. 903 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,724 Hey, friend. Where can I find some Peking opera? 904 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,644 No Peking opera, Shanghai opera. 905 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:57,043 Shanghai? No, no. Peking opera. Ma Zouri. 906 01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,601 - The play about him, you mean? - Ma Zouri. 907 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,683 - Only Shanghai opera. - Executing Ma Zouri. 908 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,729 Wanyan, Wanyan 909 01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,804 you ungrateful slut! 910 01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,724 You had it coming. 911 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,962 She's Wanyan, the whore. 912 01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,282 I'm Ma Zouri, the son of a bitch. 913 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,171 We're a pair of deviants. 914 01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:22,562 When she became president, she stopped giving me cash. 915 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,165 And stopped giving me ass. 916 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,086 I've no more use for her. 917 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,809 So don't blame me for going psycho. 918 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:35,130 I'm just doing God's work! 919 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,763 Oh, no, the ditch is too small. 920 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,529 Can't find a shovel. 921 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,887 Can't modify the ditch. 922 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,450 So I'll have to modify the bitch. 923 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,649 - Which one should I use? - The big one! 924 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,100 The big one! 925 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:09,484 Madam President 926 01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:17,124 You had a change of heart 927 01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:23,962 So I ripped you apart 928 01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:30,811 Now you are à la carte 929 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,684 Hey, who are you? 930 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,525 They said you waited for me all night. 931 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:40,685 I would've waited a year to get an audience with you. 932 01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,089 - Autograph? - No. 933 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,720 I've been asked to deliver something to you. 934 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,449 - From who? - Ma Zouri. 935 01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,331 His cousin. 936 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:58,249 Is that so? 937 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,402 Oh, my, this is too much. 938 01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,485 Drinks, please. 939 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,930 Besides the gold coins, did his cousin? 940 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,084 - Tea, sir. - Thanks. 941 01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,250 - What else did he want? - He asked me 942 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,085 to relay three messages. 943 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,881 - Go ahead. - The first one is, he hopes 944 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,405 you stay honest 945 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:31,368 - and be a serious actor. - That goes without saying. Number 2? 946 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,648 The second message is 947 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,007 he hopes that you 948 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:41,164 stop performing Executing Ma Zouri. 949 01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,369 - Why? - Because 950 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,444 it's not good for Ma Zouri. 951 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,967 And it's certainly not good for you. 952 01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,562 - And the third? - The third message is Got it? 953 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,121 I meant the cousin's third message. 954 01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:59,841 That is the third message. Got it? 955 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,004 Ma's cousin 956 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,771 What's he do for a living? 957 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,730 This cousin? 958 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,771 His cousin Everything. 959 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:20,687 And nothing. He's a fixer. An enforcer. 960 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:24,487 He doesn't ask twice. 961 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,769 Yesterday, I was threatened by someone. 962 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,211 I was offered a bribe to stop acting in this show. 963 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,328 I want to hear from you. Should I keep acting? 964 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,450 - Yes! - And should I slice and dice? 965 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,201 - Slice! Dice! - Which knife should I use? 966 01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:40,660 The big one! 967 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,564 No need for these! 968 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,163 And after I cut her up? 969 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,970 Rape and kill! 970 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,324 Today, I will kill, but not rape. 971 01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:01,090 Tomorrow, I will rape, but not kill. 972 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,164 And the day after tomorrow, I'll rape and kill. 973 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,567 So to see it all 974 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,563 you have to come three days in a row. 975 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:20,004 Madam President 976 01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:27,083 You had a change of heart 977 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,529 XIANG FEITIAN EXECUTES MA ZOURI! 978 01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,480 Starring. Xiang Feitian, Wanyan Ying, Ma Zouri 979 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,608 Directed by. Wu-Six 980 01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,060 Shanghai Louis Studio 981 01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:46,004 His name is Ma Zouri. 982 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,004 A scheming, conniving man. 983 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:59,201 She loved him. He made her. 984 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,420 Today we make history. 985 01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:16,207 I will auction myself for the poor. 986 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,964 Give it away? What's in it for me? 987 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:19,929 He decides to murder her. 988 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,243 Wanyan! President! 989 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,690 His mind is made up. 990 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,048 You ungrateful bitch! I'm going to kill you! 991 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:46,889 Ma, let go of me! You want to leave me penniless? 992 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,540 Help! Help! 993 01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,060 He killed her and took off. 994 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:04,896 Xiang Feitian was torn. 995 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,520 But he decided he had to arrest Ma Zouri. 996 01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,360 I've known him since childhood. But I have to uphold the law. 997 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,880 Xiang kills all prisoners who commit crimes of passion. 998 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,683 Wang Tianwang lured Ma Zouri out of hiding. 999 01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:28,044 English and French detectives jointly arrest Ma Zouri. 1000 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,800 Ma Zouri is incarcerated. Xiang is a genius. 1001 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,880 A great hero, Xiang Feitian, a promise fulfilled, and justice served. 1002 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:47,220 Xiang, please save me! 1003 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,299 I am good, you are evil. 1004 01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:51,476 I am good, you are evil. 1005 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,348 I'm justice, you are damned. 1006 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,050 I will execute you personally. 1007 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:01,601 Escort Nation's president was found dead. 1008 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:03,524 Murdered by her lover. 1009 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,180 He was on the run. 1010 01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,760 But I got him after two years! 1011 01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:09,968 And the whole thing, incredibly 1012 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:14,729 was filmed by Miss Wu. 1013 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:19,844 All of it. Locations! Characters! Pathos! 1014 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:24,130 It's unprecedented, even in Paris! 1015 01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:27,927 - Unprecedented! - It's an unprecedented feat 1016 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:31,050 brought about solely by my efforts. 1017 01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,726 Lucky bastard, stumbling on such good fortune. 1018 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,405 Fortune favors the prepared. 1019 01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,562 But let me ask you, what's our plot? 1020 01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:42,323 - Inspector Xiang kills Ma Zouri. - Why? 1021 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:45,006 - Because he killed Wanyan Ying. - When? 1022 01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:47,561 Why? How? Any witness? 1023 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:52,765 If you don't show all this, the movie is incomplete. 1024 01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:55,891 But it's water under the bridge. 1025 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:59,768 - What to do? - Hire a few actors. 1026 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:01,963 Your mother loves cross-dressing. 1027 01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:04,248 - She can play Ma Zouri. - Your mother can! 1028 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:07,887 She can only play Wanyan. She can't play a man. 1029 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,247 - Only your mother can. - Your mother can! 1030 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,846 Let's talk movies. All mothers are women. 1031 01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:17,165 Obviously. Obviously. 1032 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,561 What I really appreciate is your way of life. 1033 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,042 A man can marry many wives, have many kids 1034 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:26,204 Lovely! Make me Chinese! 1035 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:31,603 By the way, isn't your father marrying again? 1036 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:33,649 - Ask your father. - I'd rather not. 1037 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:39,129 We must find a good actor. A star. 1038 01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:41,248 Wang Tianwang. 1039 01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:44,046 His most popular play Executing Ma Zouri 1040 01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:45,929 sold out 1000 performances. 1041 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:48,367 - And made it to the headlines. - Ma Zouri. 1042 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:50,930 Ma can play Ma Zouri. 1043 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:55,700 Genius! Genius! 1044 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:59,289 Leading man as murderer. 1045 01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:00,805 - Genius! - Genius! 1046 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,167 Realism is the key to a good movie. 1047 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,448 We'll show a real man who killed his friend 1048 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:08,080 and the climax. His friend shoots him for real. 1049 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:10,448 Wait, what's the climax? 1050 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,126 - Executing Ma Zouri. - On film or for real? 1051 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,681 - Both. - But he is your friend. 1052 01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:17,444 No more than the inspector. 1053 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,011 The law outweighs friendship. 1054 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:22,209 He murdered a defenseless woman. 1055 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,730 We must kill him! 1056 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,326 I can't wait to see this movie. 1057 01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:31,563 - We'll shoot as soon as Ma Zouri arrives. - If he is unwilling? 1058 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,529 Leave it to Inspector Xiang. 1059 01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:35,285 I'm not so sure. 1060 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:38,843 I'll give you an old story that'll hook him right in. 1061 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,127 I'm not good at telling tales. 1062 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,891 - Memorize it! - Attention! 1063 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,883 - Salute! - At ease. 1064 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,176 Attention! 1065 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,929 - Salute! - At ease. 1066 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,560 - Attention! - Salute! 1067 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,020 At ease. 1068 01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:59,689 You killed Wanyan, hid for two years. 1069 01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:02,127 You were free and clear. 1070 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,363 But an actor insulted you. 1071 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:09,521 So you beat him up, got arrested 1072 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,330 and landed on death row. 1073 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,320 That sounds about right. 1074 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:16,649 Totally irrational. 1075 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:25,411 If you saw this actor again, would you still beat him up? 1076 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,220 Of course! 1077 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,929 You prefer death to insult? 1078 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:32,851 You've got to come to your senses! 1079 01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:38,721 What's the point? I'm about to die. 1080 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,162 Let me tell you a story 1081 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:45,928 about facing death sensibly. 1082 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:49,766 There was once a samurai in Japan 1083 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,048 named Sukyohama Jr. 1084 01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:55,842 When he was 7, his father got into big trouble 1085 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,889 and was hunted down nationwide. 1086 01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:03,723 One moonless night, they showed him a severed head and asked him. 1087 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:08,010 Is this your father? He shook his head, No. 1088 01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:10,926 Another moonless night 1089 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,568 they brought him another head. 1090 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:18,884 Is this your father? Again the boy said, No, it's not my father. 1091 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:21,681 One more moonless night. One more head. 1092 01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:25,208 One more moonless night. One more head. 1093 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:28,682 They screamed at Sukyohama Jr., Is this your father? 1094 01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:33,964 He stared at it for a longtime. 1095 01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:36,646 His face went pale and he fell to his knees 1096 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:40,646 stabbed himself with his own sword, shouting, Father 1097 01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:43,566 I'm coming with you! 1098 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:51,210 So 1099 01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:53,363 You gonna kill yourself for me? 1100 01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:59,521 - Ma Zouri! - I don't need your help! 1101 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:07,250 That was a classic samurai story. 1102 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:11,689 About what? About a simple-minded son? 1103 01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:16,562 No. A clever son 1104 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,768 who saved his father. 1105 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:22,170 Which of the heads was his father's? 1106 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,125 None. 1107 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:36,404 By committing suicide 1108 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:39,245 he convinced the guards of his father's death 1109 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:42,330 and stopped the manhunt. 1110 01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:45,211 For the last two years 1111 01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:50,288 I have been executed over and over in many plays. 1112 01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:53,603 - Why haven't I been saved? - You know why? 1113 01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:56,684 - I don't have a son like that. - You do. 1114 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,244 You are Sukyohama Jr 1115 01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:03,371 and Sukyohama Sr. 1116 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:07,320 Whether you can escape depends on whether you can commit suicide. 1117 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,042 You want me to live or die? 1118 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,601 Be patient. People demand justice. 1119 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:17,128 Act in our movie Executing Ma Zouri. 1120 01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:22,081 We'll show you committing the murder. 1121 01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:25,967 I'll pretend to shoot you on film, but the real you 1122 01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:28,327 will live on as a Vietnamese. 1123 01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:34,006 Here's your new identity. As your brother in arms 1124 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,970 I am ever ready to risk my life for you. 1125 01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:44,365 If your willing, open up this envelope. 1126 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:54,285 Tell Wu-Six to come and see me. 1127 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,439 We got you a great acting coach. 1128 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:05,601 Ma Zouri! Ma Zouri! 1129 01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:11,282 You stay true and honest, and be a serious actor. 1130 01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,602 - Say it. - Why? 1131 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:17,841 You taught me, remember? Say it. 1132 01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:22,248 You stay true and honest, and be a serious actor. 1133 01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:24,607 - Say it in Shanghainese. - I don't speak it. 1134 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,724 Stay true and honest. 1135 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:28,650 Stay true and honest. 1136 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,964 And be a serious actor. 1137 01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:34,089 - Actor. - Now say it together. 1138 01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:37,403 Stay true and honest, and be a serious actor. 1139 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,321 How do you like my take on the crime scene? 1140 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:43,405 Romantic, grandiose, sentimental. 1141 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:47,208 - Get changed. - Ma Zouri! Ma Zouri! 1142 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:48,656 Shut up, degenerates! 1143 01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:50,887 Keep cheering for a killer, and I'll kick you out! 1144 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,690 Hey, hey, hey! 1145 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:54,330 Be nice. 1146 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:57,249 - These are my friends. - Now I get it. 1147 01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:00,928 - The kind of dear friends - I got it. 1148 01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:06,405 Who will pay to watch me direct. 1149 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,964 Do you know why your dressed like this? 1150 01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:20,804 It sells tickets. 1151 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:27,530 I envy you, little asshole, starring in a movie. 1152 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:29,205 My friends, what is a movie? 1153 01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:33,604 Film is an art form that can be appreciated by all. 1154 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,206 There is a saying. 1155 01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:38,442 Love is a universal language. 1156 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:39,931 I disagree. 1157 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,243 Does love sell tickets? 1158 01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,561 Love is nice, but violence makes money! 1159 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:50,250 So the universal language is violence. 1160 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:53,449 With that outfit, the audience immediately gets it. 1161 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:57,446 your a violent son of a bitch. 1162 01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:00,562 Let's start shooting. 1163 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:04,083 Get in the car, we start shooting. 1164 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,607 Close your eyes. your dead. 1165 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,081 - I'm scared. - Why? 1166 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:11,045 Of him? 1167 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:16,164 See all the French cops with their guns? If he tries anything 1168 01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:20,690 he'll be shot dead in an instant! We'll film the execution scene a day early! 1169 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,803 - Slate! - Executing Ma Zouri 1170 01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:25,566 Act 1, Scene 1, Take 1! Camera A! 1171 01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:26,856 Camera B! 1172 01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:28,769 - Camera C and D! - Camera! 1173 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,620 Start acting! 1174 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,965 Your pacing is totally off. 1175 01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:45,488 Don't you remember what you've done? 1176 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:47,405 Let me show you. 1177 01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:51,281 Just follow my instructions. Here, open the car door! 1178 01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,289 Now pick her up. 1179 01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:56,020 Drag her behind the car. 1180 01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:00,651 Good. Good. Hurry! 1181 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,802 Pull backward. 1182 01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:04,769 Lay her down. 1183 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:07,848 Okay. Ma Zouri, catch! 1184 01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:10,605 Now chop! 1185 01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,447 Full swing. One, two 1186 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:16,001 three. Go! 1187 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:18,900 Do it! 1188 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:25,767 Madam President 1189 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:28,726 You had a change of heart 1190 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:31,010 Okay. Excellent! 1191 01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:32,460 Now rape the body. 1192 01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:35,844 Now rape the body. 1193 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,962 Put the chopper down first. 1194 01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:41,616 Move! 1195 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:42,940 What's this? 1196 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:47,810 Ma Zouri! 1197 01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:50,686 Police! French police! 1198 01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:07,290 Can I have a word with him, sir? 1199 01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:09,927 All right, you have two minutes. 1200 01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:11,730 Ma Zouri 1201 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,490 do you have a death wish? 1202 01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:16,690 - Just kill me. - Stop this macho bullshit. 1203 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:19,969 Didn't Inspector Xiang explain to you? 1204 01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:23,369 You'll be released after the movie. 1205 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:25,808 Yes, he did. 1206 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,602 But I can't do this! 1207 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:31,206 Are you afraid people will see how evil you are? 1208 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:32,885 I am not evil! 1209 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:35,128 I am innocent. 1210 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:37,568 Wanyan died because of me. 1211 01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:41,802 Have me shot, I deserve it. 1212 01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:46,249 But she shouldn't be humiliated. 1213 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,323 She was a noble person. 1214 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:51,802 - She had honor. - So, what did you do 1215 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:55,848 - to cause her death that day? - I can't tell you. 1216 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,002 - Why? - Because I don't remember! 1217 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:07,082 She was very happy that day. 1218 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,123 She asked me to say I love you. 1219 01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:12,171 I didn't. She wanted me to marry her. 1220 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:15,568 I wouldn't. 1221 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,048 I gave her some opium. 1222 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:21,644 I took her out for a drive. 1223 01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,131 That night the moon was 1224 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:28,445 so big. So big. 1225 01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:31,448 She said. 1226 01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,447 Let's race to the moon! 1227 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,921 And so we raced to the moon. 1228 01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:41,127 When I woke up, the car was overturned. 1229 01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:43,362 She lay there. 1230 01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:46,561 Like she was asleep. 1231 01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:49,420 Take off the mask. 1232 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:52,003 - No. No. - Take it off. 1233 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:53,460 - Take it off! - No! 1234 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,300 Ma Zouri 1235 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:03,090 can I believe you? 1236 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:22,451 Lights! 1237 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,604 So much for our docu-drama. 1238 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:30,650 Ma Zouri refuses to act. 1239 01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,121 We can still kill him on camera? 1240 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,248 Half a masterpiece. 1241 01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,968 A half-assed masterpiece? We're ruined. 1242 01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:40,043 Indeed. 1243 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:43,647 - May I share a thought? - Out with it! 1244 01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:47,208 Show a man's face 1245 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:50,011 followed by a baby, you see tenderness. 1246 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:51,525 Show a man's face 1247 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,889 followed by a naked woman, it's perverse. 1248 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,322 Show Ma Zouri's ugly mug 1249 01:21:57,480 --> 01:21:59,209 then a woman's corpse 1250 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:01,931 the audience thinks they saw the killing. 1251 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,606 I love artists! 1252 01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:07,889 So from the audience's point of view 1253 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:11,362 - they've seen it all. - Who kills Ma Zouri? 1254 01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:13,648 - You or me? - A toast to Miss Wu! 1255 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:15,131 - Cheers! - Get lost. 1256 01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:16,691 - Who? - All of you. 1257 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:18,900 Go screw yourselves. 1258 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,810 Why are you pissed at us? 1259 01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:24,769 Ma Zouri said he didn't kill anyone. 1260 01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:27,686 Yet here you are, plotting his execution. 1261 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:32,971 If I remember correctly, you demanded we shoot him. 1262 01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:35,600 But only because I thought he was guilty. 1263 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:38,240 - Killing him is a popular demand. - What? 1264 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,209 The audience is never wrong, girl. 1265 01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:44,004 - Who are you talking to? - I was... 1266 01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:45,685 Who do you think you are? Get up! 1267 01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:47,731 Get up! 1268 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:54,165 Attention! 1269 01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:57,927 Sis, please. Ma Zouri isn't worth this. 1270 01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,162 If it wasn't for him 1271 01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:04,609 our father would've made Xiang a monkey. 1272 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:12,207 Out! Out! Out! 1273 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,849 See, he acts like a monkey. 1274 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:20,004 I didn't want them to eavesdrop. 1275 01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:24,210 You should attend the opera. You should be hanging out with stars 1276 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,524 not slumming at a police station. 1277 01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:30,445 Or cozying up to a male jailbird. 1278 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:33,490 Has your promotion gone to your head? 1279 01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:36,166 - How dare you. - Please. 1280 01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:38,129 We all benefited from the empire's fall. 1281 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,806 - New power, new money. - your a Manchu. 1282 01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:42,883 Your people fell with the empire. 1283 01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:45,771 Hey, I'm French now. Bruno Xiang! 1284 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:50,562 When Jean-Pierre is not around, I run the French Concession. 1285 01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:52,131 I can kill Ma whenever I want. 1286 01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:56,731 You only do what your French master says. 1287 01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:58,810 You said I was new power. 1288 01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:02,170 I'll show you new power. 1289 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,961 I'm taking the film with me. Nobody kills Ma. 1290 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,487 I'll have him extradited to the Shanghai Garrison. 1291 01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:09,165 So you command your father now? 1292 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,520 Watch me. 1293 01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:18,721 It's a legal matter. 1294 01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:21,611 - Leave it to the courts. - So our movie's dead? 1295 01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:24,001 And we don't get to kill Ma Zouri? 1296 01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:26,288 Killing Ma Zouri is up to you. 1297 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:30,406 - I can't do that myself. - Yes, you can. 1298 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:33,530 Your sister may be a softie, but... 1299 01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:37,048 Get out! Justice is my job. 1300 01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:40,286 Killing Ma Zouri isn't personal. 1301 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:42,408 For two years, the public has cried out. 1302 01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:46,082 Be a hero. Kill him for the people. 1303 01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:49,289 your not killing Ma Zouri, the people are. 1304 01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:50,740 I totally got it. 1305 01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:53,724 That's a good baby general. 1306 01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:58,404 Ma Zouri! 1307 01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:02,129 The one the public has wanted dead for years? 1308 01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:06,001 - That guy? - That's him. 1309 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:07,491 He's innocent. 1310 01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:10,086 Have him extradited, give him a fair trial. 1311 01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:11,730 That's between two countries. 1312 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:14,690 - I can't decide that. - But you have to. 1313 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:16,300 Aren't you a general? 1314 01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:20,322 A true general doesn't only kill who he wants. 1315 01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:22,801 He saves who he wishes. 1316 01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:26,740 Man! 1317 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,884 Go to the French Concession 1318 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:30,724 - and bring that - Ma Zouri. 1319 01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:33,690 Ma Zouri. Bring him to me. Alive. 1320 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:38,724 Also, don't marry any more concubines. 1321 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,530 - Why not? - It's embarrassing. 1322 01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:43,684 The French mock the concubine tradition. 1323 01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:45,171 They are just jealous! 1324 01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:48,642 They talk about science and democracy, but they think like perverts. 1325 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:52,330 One request a day! What will it be? 1326 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:55,927 Concubine for me or Ma Zouri for you? 1327 01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:58,804 - Ma Zouri. - Okay. Deal. 1328 01:25:59,520 --> 01:26:00,820 Sit. 1329 01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:04,050 Little Six 1330 01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:08,446 I'm getting old, and you are grown up. 1331 01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:15,606 I want to let you in on a few secrets. 1332 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:19,606 My heart will always be in your mother's stomach. 1333 01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:22,202 You think I like having concubines? 1334 01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:24,329 Wrong! It's exhausting. 1335 01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:27,683 - Carry on. - These concubines 1336 01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:30,320 are strategic assets. If I don't marry them 1337 01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:34,127 some other warlords will. They'll form new alliances through them 1338 01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:35,691 and threaten our power base. 1339 01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,731 I've faced death for this family. 1340 01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:44,007 For your future, I'd wed all the concubines in the world. 1341 01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:47,243 No regrets. It's all strategy. 1342 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:49,528 Are you with me? 1343 01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:54,530 Ma Zouri! Don't forget! 1344 01:26:57,280 --> 01:27:00,363 - Hello? Bonjour. - Bonjour my ass. It's me. 1345 01:27:00,520 --> 01:27:02,363 My baby general. 1346 01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:04,488 Witnesses and evidence are all lined up. 1347 01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:07,610 I've dealt with my father and sister. How's the extradition coming? 1348 01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:11,048 Local and international press are invited. 1349 01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:15,248 I have one concern, your sister. 1350 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:17,926 She may be dragged through the mud. 1351 01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:20,327 What if she is? Big deal. 1352 01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:22,528 This is a major event. 1353 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:24,411 We should film it. 1354 01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:27,882 Like we'll film Ma Zouri's execution. 1355 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,520 Extradition, execution, movie. 1356 01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:32,728 Three birds with one stone. 1357 01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:35,451 You are a better strategist than your father. 1358 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:39,286 - And a better filmmaker than your sister. - Still not as wicked as you! 1359 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:41,651 - Am I wicked? - Nasty. 1360 01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:44,804 Do I have the face of a villain? 1361 01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:49,605 Now, Ma Zouri, he was born looking evil! 1362 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:52,810 You need to look presentable tomorrow. 1363 01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:56,851 Once extradited, I can at least guarantee you'll get a fair trial. 1364 01:27:57,480 --> 01:28:00,370 But you have to act humble. The press will be there. 1365 01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:02,643 My old man needs it to go well. 1366 01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:04,569 Be upbeat, but don't smile! 1367 01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:09,487 The extradition is a major bilateral event. The French like to be wooed, not wowed! 1368 01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:12,962 Use your brain, not your mouth. 1369 01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:22,020 Did that hurt? 1370 01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:24,168 - Did it? - Yes. 1371 01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:26,727 Just remember what you can and can't say. 1372 01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:28,564 No bullshitting! 1373 01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:00,962 Let Chinese people handle our own affairs! 1374 01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:03,360 Chinese criminals should be tried by the Chinese! 1375 01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:19,769 Let Chinese people handle our own affairs! 1376 01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:53,443 Ladies and gentlemen! 1377 01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:55,731 Today! 1378 01:29:56,240 --> 01:30:00,086 Today is history! 1379 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:04,764 Today we make history! 1380 01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:11,280 And today, we are part of history! 1381 01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:14,486 Extradition a ruse! 1382 01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:17,723 Cover-up affair between killer and Wu-Six! 1383 01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:20,851 Personal desires sink public interest! 1384 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:23,684 your just a sissy with a beard! 1385 01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,646 Extradition was meant to be a show of force. 1386 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:29,924 No, we've become a joke! 1387 01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:32,367 Your bloody wedding! Had I known about this 1388 01:30:32,420 --> 01:30:34,436 I would've banned all your concubines. 1389 01:30:34,460 --> 01:30:36,162 Teacher Qi 1390 01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:41,363 Concubines come and go. You are forever. 1391 01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:44,364 Tomorrow, in an interview, I'll deny the rumors. 1392 01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:47,531 Moron! Denial only spreads rumors! 1393 01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:49,842 - What should I do? - Sit! 1394 01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:52,211 Sit! 1395 01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:55,923 Let's play along. You want to save Ma Zouri? 1396 01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:58,651 We'll execute him! 1397 01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:00,930 What's going on? 1398 01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:03,731 Why is Ma Zouri in the stable? 1399 01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:06,247 At least the French put him in a cell. 1400 01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:10,247 - Here. - You believe this trash? 1401 01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:12,402 Others do! 1402 01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:16,963 Let them! Who cares? 1403 01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:21,045 Dad, at your wedding, can you pardon all prisoners? 1404 01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:24,649 That's a thought. Inform the press 1405 01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:26,882 that you'll grant an amnesty 1406 01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:29,281 - except for Ma Zouri. - Why? 1407 01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:31,727 - After the wedding, he'll be executed. - What? 1408 01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:33,882 Think big picture. 1409 01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:37,249 - You don't love him. - Shut up! 1410 01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:40,368 Who's talking about love? Mother. 1411 01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:42,602 Please! 1412 01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:45,127 Dad, you promised! 1413 01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:50,002 Life changes like the weather. 1414 01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:52,640 - Get out, you two! - Teacher Qi! 1415 01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:54,056 Out! 1416 01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:57,368 Listen to your mom. She's the brains here. 1417 01:31:57,520 --> 01:32:00,091 Sweetie. Let's talk. 1418 01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:01,605 Come here. 1419 01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:06,527 Sit down. I have something to say to you. 1420 01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:10,602 You are my only daughter. 1421 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:15,647 In this world, I love you most. 1422 01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:21,127 When I was young, I was a beauty too. 1423 01:32:21,280 --> 01:32:24,727 With a waist so small, it could be broken with one hand. 1424 01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:26,882 Many gentlemen proposed 1425 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:32,081 but I liked the lost puppy type. 1426 01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:35,210 - Thought I could save them. - Was Dad a lost puppy? 1427 01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:38,409 God, no! He's just a dumb soldier! 1428 01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:42,326 But he won me. Why? I chose him! 1429 01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:46,087 He had a future. And money. And power. 1430 01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:48,250 I didn't pick a man for me 1431 01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:51,563 - but a father for you. - Mom. 1432 01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:55,202 Stop guilting me. I didn't ask to be born. 1433 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:59,684 Besides, I wouldn't brag about that. 1434 01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,365 It's revolting. 1435 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,208 It's opportunism. 1436 01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:07,045 No, it's the natural order! 1437 01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,851 Have you read Huxley's Evolution and Ethics? 1438 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:14,005 The Manchus were still in power. How'd you know Dad would be a general? 1439 01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:18,245 - I had a vision. - What if Ma succeeds one day? 1440 01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:21,085 I knew him as a child. 1441 01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:24,289 A bum if I have ever seen one! 1442 01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:29,089 Mom, have you ever been in love? 1443 01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:34,526 Love? A brief hormonal rush. 1444 01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:38,163 But I like that rush. 1445 01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:41,369 A moment of joy you've never known. 1446 01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:45,081 Please! I said the same things to my mother. 1447 01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:48,967 A woman will pick one of two types. 1448 01:33:49,120 --> 01:33:51,282 Rich and powerful. 1449 01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:53,807 Or dreamy and desirable. 1450 01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:56,611 What's Ma Zouri? 1451 01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:59,451 Rich and powerful? Not really. 1452 01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:01,921 - Dreamy and desirable? - I like him. 1453 01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:04,208 I want to help him. I won't see him suffer. 1454 01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:07,967 What do you know? your new to men. 1455 01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:09,850 Talk to me again 1456 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:13,288 after you've bedded 40 of them. My understanding 1457 01:34:13,440 --> 01:34:16,171 comes from cumulative experience! 1458 01:34:16,320 --> 01:34:18,288 You? With your looks? Forty men? 1459 01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:21,120 It's a metaphor! Four, forty, what's the difference? 1460 01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:24,045 What have you done? Slept with him? 1461 01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:26,487 Kissed? Held hands? 1462 01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:30,684 Mother. The other day, Dad said 1463 01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:33,764 concubines were tactics. 1464 01:34:33,920 --> 01:34:36,969 Today, you say sex is a strategy. 1465 01:34:37,480 --> 01:34:40,563 your one of a kind! 1466 01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:44,527 Come back when you've grown up! 1467 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:49,608 Murder. Captured. Extradition. 1468 01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:52,001 You made the front page three times. 1469 01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:55,209 Your execution tomorrow will make it four. 1470 01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:58,206 You've charmed many ladies. 1471 01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:01,445 Including my sister. 1472 01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:05,924 I really wanted you as my brother-in-law. 1473 01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:08,321 But you had to choose death. 1474 01:35:08,480 --> 01:35:10,164 Look at you! 1475 01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:12,527 A murderer's face. 1476 01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:17,362 Why couldn't you have a friendly face like Xiang? 1477 01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:21,525 You say your innocent? Your face says different! 1478 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:25,686 And your name, Ma, it's too short! 1479 01:35:25,840 --> 01:35:28,161 And now you've fallen short. 1480 01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:32,166 Inspector Xiang's name is powerful! 1481 01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:35,689 It has four letters! 1482 01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:38,563 Five. 1483 01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:40,020 Five? 1484 01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:44,651 - Five. - Are you freaking kidding me? 1485 01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:47,770 Why correct my math at a time like this? 1486 01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:54,569 I'll be delighted to watch you die, Mr. Ma. 1487 01:35:54,720 --> 01:35:57,090 You've finally learned to call me mister. 1488 01:35:57,140 --> 01:35:59,159 Wu Danian, do you take Katerina Sergejevna Ivanova 1489 01:35:59,160 --> 01:36:01,830 Wu Danian, do you take Katerina Sergejevna Ivanova 1490 01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:03,484 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 1491 01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:06,730 Wu Danian, do you take Katerina 1492 01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:08,484 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 1493 01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:10,881 - I do. - I do. 1494 01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:12,371 I do. 1495 01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:16,447 Katerina Sergejevna Ivanova, do you take Wu Danian 1496 01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:18,523 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 1497 01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:20,404 - I do. - The rings, please. 1498 01:36:20,560 --> 01:36:22,449 Give her the ring. 1499 01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:27,527 By the power vested in me by the laws, I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1500 01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:32,049 By the power vested in me by the laws, I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1501 01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:33,500 - Kiss her. - Kiss her. 1502 01:36:34,720 --> 01:36:36,290 On the lips. 1503 01:36:48,160 --> 01:36:49,460 Daughter! 1504 01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:05,246 Pay attention. This is my daughter. 1505 01:37:05,480 --> 01:37:07,369 We've worked up a little treat for you. 1506 01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:51,842 - I'm taking him with me. - Okay. 1507 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:54,048 I don't want to get you in trouble. 1508 01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:55,500 No trouble. 1509 01:40:03,880 --> 01:40:06,770 That'd be your alibi. Run! 1510 01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:12,007 Are you luring me somewhere to shoot me? 1511 01:40:12,320 --> 01:40:15,051 If I wanted to kill you, I'd have done it long ago. 1512 01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:16,500 Step on it! 1513 01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:26,340 Wu-Six! 1514 01:40:26,480 --> 01:40:30,849 Stop the car. Let's talk. 1515 01:40:31,520 --> 01:40:33,204 No more talking! 1516 01:40:33,360 --> 01:40:36,330 You have given me a lifetime of lies! 1517 01:40:36,480 --> 01:40:41,520 What are you saying? I'm a revered teacher across China. 1518 01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:44,331 I never lied to you! 1519 01:40:44,480 --> 01:40:49,122 You read my diary and expelled the boys I liked. 1520 01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:53,490 Well, the joke's on you! 1521 01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:57,326 If I hated a boy, I'd put him in my diary. So you'd expel him! 1522 01:40:57,480 --> 01:41:01,246 Insolent twit, I spilled my guts to you. 1523 01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:03,841 Too bad! 1524 01:41:04,160 --> 01:41:08,290 Maybe you shouldn't have slept with 40 men! It taught you nothing! 1525 01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:10,887 Your wife slept with 40 men? 1526 01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:12,340 Your wife! 1527 01:41:12,480 --> 01:41:16,565 Did you go see Ma Zouri last night? 1528 01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:19,769 I did go see him, but I didn't sleep with him. 1529 01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:21,604 Because I love him! 1530 01:41:21,840 --> 01:41:24,650 Ma Zouri is garbage! 1531 01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:27,451 How can I shut her up? How can I shut her up? 1532 01:41:27,720 --> 01:41:30,087 - You want to kill her? - I want to silence the horn! 1533 01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:31,536 - Are you a good shot? - No. 1534 01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:32,696 Aim at your mother! 1535 01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:35,326 - What if I shoot her by accident? - She's safe. 1536 01:41:37,120 --> 01:41:38,849 There's another car between us. 1537 01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:42,565 Aim at the driver and shoot! 1538 01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:45,284 I hit it! 1539 01:41:45,440 --> 01:41:48,091 Instead of the driver, you shot the hood off. 1540 01:41:48,240 --> 01:41:50,686 One, two, three! 1541 01:41:51,200 --> 01:41:53,202 - Is your mother still there? - I shot the horn! 1542 01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:55,100 Keep shooting! 1543 01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:56,890 I've told you to repent. 1544 01:41:57,240 --> 01:42:00,483 But I'm telling you now, it's too late. 1545 01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:01,940 Keep shooting! 1546 01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:04,008 Mother, please don't move 1547 01:42:04,160 --> 01:42:05,460 I may shoot you! 1548 01:42:05,600 --> 01:42:08,331 Wu-Six, your taking potshots at me? 1549 01:42:08,480 --> 01:42:09,780 She's still talking. Quickly! 1550 01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:13,169 Let's sever our ties 1551 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:16,251 once and for all. 1552 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:22,921 Mother, go ahead and kill me! 1553 01:42:23,080 --> 01:42:25,287 The Wu women are Valkyries! 1554 01:42:25,600 --> 01:42:28,206 - What does that mean? - My bitches are tough. 1555 01:42:51,560 --> 01:42:53,483 I'll run off alone. 1556 01:42:53,640 --> 01:42:56,086 - Go apologise to your mother! - Damn you! 1557 01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:57,890 What mother shoots at her daughter? 1558 01:42:58,040 --> 01:43:00,520 - I don't deserve you. - Go to hell! 1559 01:43:00,960 --> 01:43:02,883 Save yourself! 1560 01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:04,963 Come back! Come back! 1561 01:43:06,240 --> 01:43:07,651 Come back or I'll shoot! 1562 01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:09,928 I'll shoot you! 1563 01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:27,446 Ma Zouri, wake up! 1564 01:43:27,600 --> 01:43:28,900 Told you not to run. 1565 01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:35,247 Last time I ran away, it was because Wanyan died. 1566 01:43:35,400 --> 01:43:40,804 But this time, I run because I don't want Wu-Six to be killed. 1567 01:43:41,840 --> 01:43:44,650 - Why'd you shoot me? - I didn't. 1568 01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:46,100 Don't die. 1569 01:43:46,160 --> 01:43:48,288 They'll think I killed you. 1570 01:43:48,440 --> 01:43:49,805 Wake up! 1571 01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:52,440 You wouldn't have shot me, I know. 1572 01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:55,162 your trying to help me. Water 1573 01:43:55,640 --> 01:43:57,961 If you die, I'll kill myself. 1574 01:43:58,440 --> 01:43:59,740 I'll shoot myself. 1575 01:44:00,040 --> 01:44:01,485 Please don't. 1576 01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:04,166 your not that kind of person, Wanyan. 1577 01:44:04,480 --> 01:44:05,780 I'm not Wanyan. 1578 01:44:06,200 --> 01:44:10,046 I know. your Wu-Six. 1579 01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:14,409 - Wake up! We're out of gas! - I know. Run! 1580 01:44:14,560 --> 01:44:16,483 - Run? - Hurry! 1581 01:44:26,920 --> 01:44:28,365 - Why'd we stop? - Out of gas. 1582 01:44:28,520 --> 01:44:29,931 - What do we do? - I'll fill it up. 1583 01:44:45,240 --> 01:44:48,608 Wu-Six, are we going to die? 1584 01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:54,281 - You scared? - I should've died long ago. 1585 01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:57,644 Ma Zouri, I want to die with you. 1586 01:44:57,920 --> 01:45:00,366 - Are you willing to die with me? - I'm not. 1587 01:45:00,520 --> 01:45:02,921 your unwilling? Why? 1588 01:45:05,240 --> 01:45:10,929 Wu-Six, you don't find a man to die with him. 1589 01:45:11,080 --> 01:45:15,244 Live. Be happy. 1590 01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:18,210 Wait! Take me with you! 1591 01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:22,809 Why'd you wake up? 1592 01:45:23,440 --> 01:45:26,967 Are you a masochist or what? 1593 01:45:27,120 --> 01:45:28,724 I'm sorry. 1594 01:45:28,880 --> 01:45:30,769 But what else can I do? 1595 01:45:31,080 --> 01:45:32,411 Stay down. 1596 01:45:36,960 --> 01:45:39,088 Wu-Six, farewell. 1597 01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:42,080 Here's Ma Zouri! 1598 01:45:42,240 --> 01:45:45,323 Shoot me! 1599 01:45:45,480 --> 01:45:47,005 But stay back! 1600 01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:49,931 I kidnapped Wu-Six. 1601 01:45:50,240 --> 01:45:52,686 She's in there. 1602 01:45:53,000 --> 01:45:56,482 Why kidnap her? Wasn't I on the run? 1603 01:45:56,640 --> 01:45:59,371 Where to? Here! 1604 01:45:59,520 --> 01:46:02,490 Don't you all want to execute Ma Zouri? 1605 01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:04,130 Now's the time. 1606 01:46:04,440 --> 01:46:08,809 Why not kill myself? 1607 01:46:09,160 --> 01:46:10,650 That's no way to go. 1608 01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:15,204 For Ma Zouri, it's either kill or be killed. 1609 01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,089 How can I shoot myself? 1610 01:46:19,160 --> 01:46:22,687 Terrible aim! A breeze! 1611 01:46:23,920 --> 01:46:25,922 I'm sorry, Wu-Six. 1612 01:46:26,080 --> 01:46:27,923 And also Wu-Seven! 1613 01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:31,443 He stole money from his father. 1614 01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:33,125 Asked me to launder it. 1615 01:46:33,280 --> 01:46:39,447 I said, I'll spend it all on an international hookers' contest! 1616 01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:41,568 Where'd I get all those hookers? 1617 01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:44,326 I made them up. 1618 01:46:44,840 --> 01:46:48,561 So why you gotta kill Ma Zouri? 1619 01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:51,128 Beats me. 1620 01:46:51,280 --> 01:46:53,931 Everyone believes I killed Wanyan. 1621 01:46:54,080 --> 01:46:56,321 Well, I did. 1622 01:46:56,480 --> 01:46:59,245 Here's what happened. 1623 01:46:59,400 --> 01:47:03,200 She became president and wanted to marry me. I declined. 1624 01:47:03,520 --> 01:47:08,162 I never thought she'd die. 1625 01:47:08,320 --> 01:47:12,769 I would've married her if I knew. 1626 01:47:12,920 --> 01:47:15,924 Listen, if somebody wants to marry you 1627 01:47:16,520 --> 01:47:18,170 don't hesitate. 1628 01:47:18,440 --> 01:47:22,604 Marry her! Otherwise, it could cost two lives. 1629 01:47:22,800 --> 01:47:25,041 I survived, but suffered. 1630 01:47:25,480 --> 01:47:27,130 So, what happened 1631 01:47:27,280 --> 01:47:32,684 on that fateful night? How'd she die? 1632 01:47:33,520 --> 01:47:35,124 I'll come clean. 1633 01:47:35,280 --> 01:47:36,580 That night 1634 01:47:38,920 --> 01:47:40,684 That night 1635 01:47:41,680 --> 01:47:43,489 the snow hushed the night. 1636 01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:47,363 The empress dowager summoned me. 1637 01:47:47,520 --> 01:47:50,251 She sat me down and said. 1638 01:47:51,080 --> 01:47:53,003 I need your advice. 1639 01:47:53,160 --> 01:47:55,561 I said, Again? 1640 01:48:11,520 --> 01:48:14,410 Hey, hey! Come back here! 1641 01:48:15,840 --> 01:48:19,731 Just like that, I'm shot dead. 1642 01:48:19,880 --> 01:48:22,087 Or so I've been told. 1643 01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:27,524 Being dead ain't that different from being alive. 1644 01:48:27,800 --> 01:48:32,522 Just wish I knew what happened to Wu-Six. 1645 01:48:32,680 --> 01:48:37,129 Will someone please find out for me? 116368