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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 22 00:00:01,930 --> 00:00:03,440 Here you go. Cheers. 23 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:40,210 Oh, bloody hell. 25 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,800 Put them on the... 26 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:23,280 The rooms are amazing, aren't they? 27 00:01:23,570 --> 00:01:25,010 Have you got a jacuzzi bath? 28 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:26,810 Yeah. Yeah. 29 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,890 Can you believe we're getting married, there, tomorrow? 31 00:01:32,130 --> 00:01:33,090 Yeah. 32 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:36,360 - Do we really need to stay in different rooms? - Yeah, yeah. 33 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,240 I know it's stupid, but it's tradition. 34 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,280 Yeah, but if we spend the night together, who's going to know? 35 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:43,640 My nan. She's got a sixth sense. 36 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:44,560 Right. 37 00:01:45,290 --> 00:01:46,730 - Drink? - Yeah. 38 00:01:48,770 --> 00:01:50,560 - I need you to promise me... - Yeah. 39 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:53,680 ..you're going to get from here to the castle 40 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:57,720 in your suit, on time, tomorrow, no problems. 41 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,400 Yeah, I will. Don't worry. 42 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,970 - Oh, they've got Scrabble. Fancy a game? - In a pub? 43 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:05,680 No. Not really. 44 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:07,040 Come on, quick game of Scrabble 45 00:02:07,050 --> 00:02:08,080 before we have to go our separate ways. 46 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,050 No, I don't want to play it. 47 00:02:10,570 --> 00:02:15,480 - Why? - Because...it's a pub, there'll be two letters missing. 48 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:19,080 They've got to do the food, change the barrels, clean the lines, 49 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,280 do the staff rota, clean the floor every night 50 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:21,950 AND serve customers - 51 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,690 who's going to be checking all the letters are there? 52 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:25,610 There's always two letters missing! 53 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,690 - I reckon all the letters will be there. - No, they won't! 54 00:02:31,290 --> 00:02:32,640 I can't handle this. 55 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:33,920 What do you mean you can't handle it? 56 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:35,560 You're just so optimistic. 57 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:39,610 All right, forget Scrabble, it's fine. Move on. 58 00:02:43,170 --> 00:02:45,360 - Connect Four! - No! 59 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,600 Because the thing at the bottom will be loose 60 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:51,160 and all the pieces will fall out and we won't be able to relax. 61 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,200 Oh, THERE they are! 62 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:55,610 The happy couple. 63 00:02:56,650 --> 00:03:00,200 - Isn't the hotel lovely? - Yes, Nan. 64 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:02,360 Are you all right? Yeah. What's up, love? 65 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:03,800 Just a bit emotional. 66 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,170 Maybe I should stay with her tonight. 67 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:09,480 Not on your nelly. 68 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,850 Yeah, yeah, I was joking. 71 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,170 When you aren't able to relax, 72 00:04:02,770 --> 00:04:04,480 just focus on your breathing. 73 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:07,730 Yeah, I know, mate, but sorry to keep going on about this, but... 74 00:04:07,850 --> 00:04:10,200 ..she's not acted like this before, 75 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:11,810 like, I think she's getting cold feet. 76 00:04:13,410 --> 00:04:16,890 Come back to me, yeah? Come on. Come on. 77 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,610 Find your chi and centre your breath. 78 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,170 Big Daddy Coops is here for you. 79 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:25,530 Go on, breathe in for me. 80 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:28,920 And breathe out. 81 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,170 There we go. Nice big breath in. 82 00:04:35,010 --> 00:04:36,120 And out. 83 00:04:39,810 --> 00:04:43,530 Right, I'm going back to my room cos you're really annoying me. 84 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:09,970 - All right. - You all right? 85 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,890 These best man duties never end. 86 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:16,050 - Here's your suit. - Yeah, cheers, mate. 87 00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:19,050 - Did you get any sleep in the end? - Yeah, barely. 88 00:05:19,330 --> 00:05:21,560 Kept imagining Jemma calling off the wedding. 89 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,000 Where would I go? 90 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,960 I'd have to move back in with you. 91 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,040 I don't think I can go back to no door on the bathroom 92 00:05:29,050 --> 00:05:31,890 and you sleep-walking round with, you know, 93 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:34,160 tinfoil on your head talking about chicken dinners and stuff. 94 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,890 Hey, hey, come here, come here. Yeah. Now, listen. 95 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,170 You stop cutting out that coupon 96 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:42,720 cos it ain't that big of a deal. 97 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,560 Yeah? Jemma's fine, yeah? 98 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:48,040 She's having her hair done now. Come on. 99 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:49,610 Yeah. Yeah. 100 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,330 There we go. 101 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,400 She was definitely being weird last night, though, Coops. 102 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,960 - Are you sure she's all right? - It's all good. Yeah? 103 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,610 I mean, she was crying just now when I saw her... 104 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:02,640 ..and when I saw her earlier, 105 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:05,480 but apart from that, she seemed all right, yeah? 106 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,680 You're just nervous. You need to calm down. 107 00:06:07,690 --> 00:06:10,360 Do you want to go for a couple of beers, settle ourselves? 108 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,120 No. No, I'm going to stay here, have a bath, 109 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:14,440 get in my suit and stay out of trouble. 110 00:06:14,450 --> 00:06:15,770 Yeah, all right, mate. All right. 111 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:19,450 Crying crying? Like... 112 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:23,240 Well, yeah, but, you know, it's an emotional day, isn't it? 113 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,640 Her dad was in the bar earlier 114 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,330 having a little cry to himself too. 115 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:27,970 Who else has been crying? 116 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:32,650 Have you been crying? 117 00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:34,290 What? 118 00:06:34,650 --> 00:06:35,560 No. 119 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:39,650 Well, I mean... 120 00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:44,170 It's been a stressful morning, mate. 121 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:47,650 I had to put a suit on a baby. 122 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,360 That's your best man. 125 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:25,800 What's up? 126 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:29,800 Is Jemma all right? Cooper said she'd been crying. 127 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,170 Ah, she's all right. 128 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:32,520 She just got a bit worked up that 129 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,040 you'd cause some sort of situation and ruin the wedding. 130 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,250 She's not crying, she's fine. 131 00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:41,680 - Has she got cold feet? - It's all going to be fine. 132 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,960 All you've got to do is get yourself over to that courtyard 133 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:47,650 in your suit, on time, without any issues. 134 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,410 - I will. - Good. 135 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,440 Now, I'd better get these tissues over to Jemma. 136 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,200 - She's run out again. - Right. 137 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:55,920 Sorry, what? 138 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:17,920 Oh, no. 139 00:10:49,970 --> 00:10:52,200 - Hi, Auntie. - Hello, love. 140 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,130 I think you and Jordan have got each other's suits. 141 00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:02,290 Thank God for that! 142 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:05,080 And now, these are a bit wet. 143 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,440 Sorry. 144 00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:08,290 Little accident in the bathroom. 145 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:12,890 Ok. 146 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,200 Be quick, then. 147 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,370 It's open. 148 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,680 Looking good, mate. 149 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,200 What happened here? 150 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:37,010 - Don't ask. - There you go. 151 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:38,010 Thank you. 152 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,490 - How is she? - Yeah, you know, uh... 153 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:45,680 ..people deal with things in different ways. 154 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,610 - Listen, she's going to calm down and be fine. - What? 155 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:50,720 Look, one thing I've learned on my journey 156 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:51,680 down the dusty road of life... 157 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:52,960 Yeah, no, enough of that now. 158 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:54,320 I've had enough. I'm calling her. 159 00:11:54,330 --> 00:11:55,320 If she's having second thoughts, 160 00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:56,600 I'd rather nip this in the bud now. 161 00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:58,850 - Ah, OK, all right. - Yeah. 162 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,320 Jemma, you look beautiful. 163 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,560 This is breaking tradition. 164 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:22,050 I literally had to wrestle my nan to come and meet you. 165 00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:23,600 Yeah, well, crying every five minutes is 166 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,010 - hardly traditional either, is it? - I know. 167 00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:28,400 I just feel so confused. 168 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,840 This is a massive thing we're doing, what if it's wrong? 169 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,320 What, so you're having second thoughts cos I... 170 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,120 ..smashed a TV and... 171 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,250 ..asked if you wanted to play a board game in a pub? 172 00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,490 No, it's not you. 173 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,800 Is it cos we can't get pregnant? 174 00:12:47,890 --> 00:12:50,920 - Cos we will. - No, it's not that, but, look, we're so different. 175 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,800 You're so optimistic and I feel bad because I'm not. 176 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:55,970 I don't understand. 177 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:58,360 I can't just hope for the best 178 00:12:58,370 --> 00:12:59,720 and let things happen to me in life. 179 00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:01,730 Everything isn't always all right. 180 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:05,440 I was convinced you'd get in some sort of calamity 181 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,050 and ruin the whole wedding. 182 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:08,680 But I haven't. 183 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:11,680 Then, what were all the bubbles coming out of your window? 184 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:15,040 Uh, that was a mistake with the jacuzzi bath. 185 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,200 There were so many of them, Leslie. 186 00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:21,170 Look, I'm not a complete idiot. 187 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,850 I don't think everything is going to be fine ALL the time. 188 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,280 - Don't you? - No. I mean, 189 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,360 I've hardly slept 190 00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:29,800 thinking you're going to call off this wedding, to be honest. 191 00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:32,650 I just feel so confused. 192 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,200 Well, I love you more than anything. 193 00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:41,320 And I want to marry you more than anything. 194 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,320 But if you don't feel the same way... 195 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,170 ..then you just need to tell me now. 196 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,560 You know, whatever you decide, I promise... 197 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:54,970 ..it'll be totally cool. 198 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,320 I'm so sorry. 199 00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:04,120 I just got scared that you were going to ruin everything, 200 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,370 and now I have. 201 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,010 No, come here, come here. 202 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:12,010 You haven't... You haven't ruined anything. 203 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:14,800 It's not even started yet. 204 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,080 I know. 205 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,440 We just won't tell people about this bit. 206 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:27,320 I love you so much. 207 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,800 Let's get married. 208 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:42,890 Leslie, come on. 209 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:48,170 What is it? Come on. 210 00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:50,680 I don't think I can. 211 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,490 I want to spend my whole life with you, come on. 212 00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:03,920 Please. 213 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:06,970 I can't, Jem. 214 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,130 I can't. 215 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,800 Why? 216 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,530 I've got my finger stuck in the castle. 217 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:21,680 What? 218 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,490 I've got my finger... 219 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:26,560 ..stuck in the castle. 220 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:29,850 You've what? 221 00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:33,410 Right, while we were talking just then, 222 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,560 I found a hole... 223 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,560 ..and I stuck my finger in it - I was just curious, I suppose -and 224 00:15:41,970 --> 00:15:43,040 I can't get it out. 225 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,200 Get it out. 226 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:49,280 I've been trying a while, but I think it's swelling up. 227 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,730 Not today. This can't happen today! 228 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,130 - See? - We are so close! 229 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,050 Here we go. 230 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,320 I have not paid all this money 231 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,410 for you to get your finger stuck in a castle. 232 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,520 No, no, no, it's just swelling up worse. 233 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,680 It's not actually a castle, it's a Tudor gatehouse. 234 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,290 - Told you. - Really? 235 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:24,890 Well, whatever it is, he's stuck in it. 236 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,800 I'm going to my van. We need some power tools. 237 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,200 No. You can't do that. 238 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:30,480 No-one can touch this wall 239 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,280 without a senior representative of the National Heritage present. 240 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,200 But they need to get married now. 241 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,920 I mean, you do have to ask yourself what are old stones 242 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:41,120 - compared to living people? - Yes! Yes. 243 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,680 Is not the institution of marriage older than any castle? 244 00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:46,120 - Tudor gatehouse. - Please. 245 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,720 I have done a grand on the flowers alone. 246 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:52,440 I'll go and call them, but it is a Saturday. 247 00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,680 You know, I saw this documentary one time 248 00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:58,130 about a wolf who chewed off his own arm to escape a trap. 249 00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:03,170 - Do wolves have arms? - Well...legs. 250 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,880 So your suggestion is I chew off my leg, Coop? 251 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,960 Yeah, I didn't really think about it. 252 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,840 Anyway, I'm off to the bar. 253 00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:14,400 I'm going to work on my speech. 254 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,760 I might add this to it. 255 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:17,360 Yeah, you crack on, mate. 256 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,360 Look how many people are here already. 257 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:21,450 I need to finish getting ready. 258 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,240 Everything's going to be fine. I'll be out of here in a minute. 259 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,440 I am going to the petrol station to get some WD-40. 260 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,490 You wait there, Leslie. 261 00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:32,490 Yeah. 262 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,960 Hello, what service do you require? 263 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,320 Um hello. Uh, fire brigade, I think. 264 00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:11,770 Transferring. 265 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,800 - Hello, fire brigade. - Oh, hello. 266 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:19,320 - I've got my finger stuck in a castle. - OK. 267 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:20,730 How big is the castle? 268 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,800 Yeah, it's pretty big. 269 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:29,770 Sorry, I wouldn't like to guess. Is it important? 270 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:31,800 Could you make your way to A&E? 271 00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:34,120 No. 272 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:38,320 Do you have no-one to drive you? Could you get a taxi? 273 00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:40,760 Right, sorry, I don't think you understand - 274 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,560 I've got my finger stuck in a castle. 275 00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:44,080 A toy castle? 276 00:18:44,530 --> 00:18:46,930 No, a real castle. 277 00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:49,010 There's a hole in a wall, 278 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,250 I stuck my finger in and I can't get it out. 279 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,600 Sorry, is this an emergency? 280 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,730 Yeah. It's my wedding day. 281 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:58,960 So which castle are you stuck in, please? 282 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,250 It's Bamworth Castle. 283 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,690 Oh, yes, the Tudor gatehouse. 284 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,320 Well... Hold the line, please. 285 00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,600 Here he is, the groom! 286 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,210 - How are you feeling? - Hello? 287 00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,170 Yeah, great, yeah. 288 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:14,120 Hello? 289 00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,730 You look lovely. 290 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,120 So do you. 291 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,280 Sorry, we thought we were late. 292 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,960 Oh, no, you're all right. 293 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,410 It's running a bit behind. 294 00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:28,690 So... 295 00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:33,640 - Are you coming over? - Yeah, in a minute. 296 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,600 I'm just going to wait here and... 297 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:37,730 ..get my head together. 298 00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,080 Ok. 299 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,480 - See you in a bit. - See you later. 300 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,490 Be good. Behave yourselves, fellas. 301 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,170 Hello. Sorry about that. 302 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:54,650 How quickly could you get someone out to me? 303 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,050 Hello? 304 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,320 Hello... 305 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,050 Here, I brought you a little extra present. 306 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,650 Open it later. 307 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,280 - Go on, wiggle it. - I am. 308 00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:38,400 I knew something was going to go wrong today, I knew it, 309 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,880 I just didn't think it would be this bad. 310 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,530 Well, it could be worse. 311 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,400 How, Nan? How can it be worse than this? 312 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,560 Chris, I can't hold it any longer. 313 00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,170 You're going to have to get me something to wee in. 314 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,530 Oh, good, that's how. Great. 315 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,450 I reckon it's going to be fine, Jem. 316 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:54,080 We might get in the paper. 317 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:56,120 Look how beautiful it looks. 318 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,760 Oh, come on, don't start crying again. 319 00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:00,600 Well, I'm marrying a man 320 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:02,160 who's got his finger stuck in a castle, Nan, 321 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,800 and if the person from the National Heritage doesn't turn up, 322 00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:06,360 I might not even be doing that. 323 00:21:06,530 --> 00:21:08,040 It's a Tudor gatehouse. 324 00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:09,440 Thank you. 325 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,760 Right, if we can't get him to the wedding, 326 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,440 we'll have to bring the wedding to him. 327 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,760 OK? We can move it all over 328 00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:16,970 if every single one of us carries something. 329 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,360 Yes, except for you, Leslie. 330 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:06,360 *Let me take you by the hand, lady* 331 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,490 *You don't have to walk alone* 332 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:17,200 *If I fall behind, keep going, I'll catch you 333 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,650 *You're not solo any more* 334 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:27,600 *Bending round all the places we have been* 335 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,210 *Somersaults on funny nights* 336 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:38,720 *We'll look back at this and laugh, believe me* 337 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,840 *Dirty windows and long goodbyes* 338 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:11,120 *Looking everywhere for change to save us* 339 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:15,530 *Anything to help us out* 340 00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:21,840 *Tea and toast and hanging round the pavements* 341 00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:26,360 *We're gonna show 'em what it's all about* 342 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:41,360 And we're done. 343 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,250 OK, get him out. 344 00:23:57,850 --> 00:23:59,250 How's the reception going? 345 00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:02,120 - Everyone's having a really nice time. - Oh, good. 346 00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:03,760 I'm really sorry about the first dance. 347 00:24:03,770 --> 00:24:05,800 - I was looking forward to that. - That's OK. 348 00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:07,720 I just danced on my own for ages 349 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,770 and everyone stared, it was weird. 350 00:24:11,010 --> 00:24:11,930 Really? 351 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,360 No. 352 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,490 Ok. 353 00:24:20,330 --> 00:24:21,450 I'm really happy, Jem. 354 00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:23,170 Me too. 355 00:24:25,850 --> 00:24:26,970 Keep still! 356 00:24:29,530 --> 00:24:33,650 I don't believe it! Oh! Thanks so much, guys. 357 00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:39,320 Do you know, this wall has stood here undamaged for 600 years, 358 00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:40,120 now look at it. 359 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,410 Yeah, well, um... 360 00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:43,800 ..at least there's a story to it now. 361 00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:44,690 What? 362 00:24:44,810 --> 00:24:47,290 Are you aware of the history of this building? 363 00:24:47,330 --> 00:24:50,170 All right, chill out, mate, it's only a Tudor gatehouse. 364 00:24:53,530 --> 00:24:55,120 Thanks so much for coming out, mate. 365 00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:58,080 I am just taking my apron back. 366 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,280 Oh, I'm so sorry. 367 00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:02,320 Thank you, though. 368 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:04,490 Right, Mrs Winner... 369 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,530 ..there's a dance floor with our name on it. 370 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,930 I just... 371 00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:12,410 I can't really face it yet. 372 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,730 Can we just go to the pub for one, just you and me. 373 00:25:15,570 --> 00:25:16,760 Yeah, whatever you want, babe. 374 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:18,970 - Is that OK? - Yeah, course. 375 00:25:19,650 --> 00:25:21,880 Listen, mate, whoever built it, 376 00:25:21,890 --> 00:25:23,560 they shouldn't have left a hole in it. 377 00:25:23,570 --> 00:25:26,320 Like, someone was bound to get their finger stuck eventually. 378 00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:29,120 See ya. 379 00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:31,170 Sorry. I'll just get that. 380 00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:32,650 Thank you. 381 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,490 - Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry. - Yep. 382 00:25:53,810 --> 00:25:54,800 There we go. 383 00:25:56,370 --> 00:25:57,290 Cheers. 384 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,800 Here we go. 385 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,290 See? 386 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,450 Everything was fine in the end - I told you, it always is. 387 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,050 - You all right? - Yeah. 388 00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:23,490 I'm just going to nip to the toilet. 389 00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:27,210 Could you get the Scrabble? 390 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:30,530 I need you to count all of the letters. 391 00:26:31,330 --> 00:26:32,770 I'll be back in a minute. 392 00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:47,890 Well? 393 00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:50,930 Yeah, you were right, two letters missing. 394 00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:56,800 Right. I told you. There's always two missing. 395 00:26:59,330 --> 00:27:00,290 Cheers. 396 00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:03,530 I don't want that. 397 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,080 Why? 398 00:27:06,770 --> 00:27:08,170 Because... 399 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,080 Because... 400 00:27:21,810 --> 00:27:23,320 Your nan got you a vape pen? 401 00:27:25,330 --> 00:27:26,210 No. 402 00:27:27,090 --> 00:27:28,800 We're having a baby. 403 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:31,450 What? 404 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,080 I'm pregnant! 405 00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:37,680 That's why I've been crying all day, 406 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,560 before you got your finger in the castle. 407 00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:42,890 My nan just worked it out. 408 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,200 Really? We're having a baby? 409 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,770 - Yeah. - We're... Oh, Jem. 410 00:27:48,850 --> 00:27:51,560 - It's not a mistake? You're sure? - No. Yeah, I'm sure. 411 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:54,490 Oh, Jem. 412 00:27:57,890 --> 00:27:59,930 We've got a party to go to. 413 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,690 - Sorry. - It's all right. 414 00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:06,210 Cool. 415 00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:10,010 - Sorry. - No, it's all right. 416 00:28:14,810 --> 00:28:15,960 Would you wait one minute? 417 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,410 I've just got to do one thing. 418 00:28:21,890 --> 00:28:22,690 All right. 419 00:28:24,090 --> 00:28:26,360 Here you are, mate, these must have fallen out the box. 420 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:37,760 *You can take me by the hand maybe* 421 00:28:37,770 --> 00:28:42,050 *I'll take a chance or two on you* 422 00:28:42,570 --> 00:28:47,360 *Messy afternoons, no start and no end* 423 00:28:47,370 --> 00:28:51,930 *A single bed that's made for two* 424 00:28:52,490 --> 00:28:57,280 *We'll look back and wonder how we did it* 425 00:28:57,290 --> 00:29:01,770 *But for now all I've got is you.* 28304

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