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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,550 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,153 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 3 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,519 (PANTING) 4 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,188 Look, I don't want to take up a ton of your time, 5 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,192 but I'm gonna kill myself. 6 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,856 I just thought that someone should know. 7 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:18,976 I don't really know how this works. 8 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,198 I'm probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so... 9 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,679 Or a U-Haul maybe, just not a bus. 10 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,376 I'm not gonna be a dick and make people watch. 11 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,549 But it has to be big. 12 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,836 It's got to be so big that it just... (SNAPS FINGERS) 13 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,871 Done. Kills me. Lights out. 14 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,837 'Cause if it just maims me, and I'm like... 15 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,216 Well, then how's that good for anyone? 16 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,736 Then I got to find a nurse to smother me. 17 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,433 How am I gonna get across smothering if I'm... 18 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,776 We don't need to get caught up in the minutiae. 19 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,076 I just thought that an adult, so, you, should know. 20 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,830 Wow. This is, uh, 21 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,670 a lot to take in, Nadine. I... 22 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,758 I wish I knew what to say. 23 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:59,996 Well, I was actually just drafting my own suicide note. Just now. 24 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,553 "Dear everybody. 25 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,399 "As some of you know, 26 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:09,600 "I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness per school day during lunch, 27 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,908 "which has been eaten up, again and again, 28 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:19,115 "by the same especially badly dressed student. 29 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,517 "And I finally thought, 'You know what? 30 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:27,799 "'I would rather have the dark, empty nothingness.' 31 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,148 "I really would. 32 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,719 "It sounds 33 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,828 "relaxing. 34 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,109 "Have a nice life without me, fuckers." 35 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,709 You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it. 36 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,155 Well, not for sure, but I can dream. 37 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,958 NADINE: Let me start from the beginning. 38 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,319 Around second grade, I had a realization. 39 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,034 There are two types of people in this world. 40 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,670 The people who radiate confidence and naturally excel at life. 41 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,478 Yes! Yes! 42 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,632 And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion. 43 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,195 TOM: All right, knock 'em dead, kiddo. 44 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,870 NADINE: My brother, Darian, was a winner from day one 45 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,439 and had about a million fans. 46 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,754 Bye. 47 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,159 NADINE: His biggest one? 48 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,468 My mother. 49 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,590 Bye, sweetheart. (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 50 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,432 YOUNG DARIAN: Look, check it out. I won. 51 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,353 TOM: Okay, boss-lady. 52 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,549 See you tonight. 53 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,513 Nadine. 54 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,919 We're not doing this again. 55 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,594 You promised. Now, get out of the car. 56 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,474 (SIGHS) 57 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,318 Well, that's it. 58 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,793 (POUNDS ON DOOR) 59 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,869 NADINE: You could say my mother and I weren't exactly peas in a pod. 60 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,071 (BOTH STRUGGLING) 61 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,877 And the only one who could handle either of us was Dad. 62 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,195 YOUNG NADINE: I hate you. 63 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,275 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 64 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,193 NADINE: Dad had a nearly impossible task. 65 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,191 Having to manage us both. 66 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,593 All right, now. 67 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,478 I know kids can be mean. 68 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,357 (WHISPERING) But if you get a chance, 69 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,071 fart into their backpacks. 70 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:27,948 (CHUCKLES) 71 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,118 I wish you were small. 72 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,108 NADINE: Then I'd at least have one person to have lunch with. 73 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,592 Instead, the most attention I got at school was from these three. 74 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,754 (GROANS) 75 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,029 Nobody likes you. 76 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,910 You suck and you're gonna get AIDS. (ALL GIGGLING) 77 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,478 (CHILDREN CHATTERING) Over here. Come on! 78 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,711 NADINE: My childhood had become a raging dumpster fire, 79 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,756 and I couldn't take one more second 80 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,871 of this intolerable, unlivable nightmare of a... 81 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,279 Excuse me. 82 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,835 NADINE: And then, out of the clear blue, an angel appeared. 83 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,399 Can you move, please? 84 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:13,078 NADINE: She was dressed like a small elderly gentleman. 85 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,752 And her breath smelled of SweeTARTS. 86 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,239 You want to hold him? 87 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,955 But don't squash him. 88 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,475 Hi, guy. 89 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,754 If you want, you could be his other mom with me. 90 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,360 Really? 91 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,232 I'm gonna be your other mom and take such 92 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,833 good care of you. 93 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,472 NADINE: I accidentally suffocated him two hours later in my pencil box. 94 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,993 (FLUSHING) 95 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,198 But I had finally made my first friend. 96 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,753 We told each other things we never thought we'd say out loud. 97 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,913 Once, my grandpa's pajama flap accidentally came open, 98 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,594 and I saw his wiener and got real sad. 99 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,910 My mom has to take medicine, 100 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,560 or she'll get upset and buy too much at the mall. 101 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,752 It's true. (GIRLS GIGGLING) 102 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 103 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,816 NADINE: It turned out Krista's life wasn't perfect either. 104 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,512 Why, this pudding is delicious! 105 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,955 (SHOUTS) I'm walking away. 106 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,075 What am I, your mother? 107 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,176 Am I supposed to babysit you? 108 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,430 NADINE: But we got each other through. 109 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,158 We could play with this. 110 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,879 We could play with Mr. Penguin. Hee-hee. 111 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,272 NADINE: For the next few years, 112 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,555 everything was magic. 113 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:37,955 And then 114 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,349 some extremely fucked-up shit happened. 115 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,917 Oh, my God. 116 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:45,914 I knew it. 117 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,469 It's really just the hair. 118 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,074 It's not that bad. You can just grow it out. 119 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,039 Are you even up there? 120 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,037 Hey, move. I got to pee. 121 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,112 Darian, meanwhile, just got better looking. 122 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,593 And that asshole knew it. 123 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,994 That night, I picked up some cheeseburgers with my dad. 124 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,536 What do I have that's any good? 125 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,896 T ell me that. What have I ever had? 126 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:11,955 TOM: Hey, you have a lot. 127 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,072 You have love. You have my love. 128 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,391 Very soon you're gonna have cheeseburgers. 129 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,835 Oh, look! 130 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,953 Did I not tell you? Cheeseburgers. 131 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,308 Mmm. 132 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,191 You want a fry? Oh, yeah. 133 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,595 MAN: (SINGING) I told you dirty jokes... (CHANGES STATION) 134 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,918 Whoa, hey. That was Billy Joel. 135 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,475 You don't turn past Billy Joel. 136 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,753 (SINGING ALONG) I might be as crazy as you say 137 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,473 (BOTH LAUGHING) 138 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:44,797 If I'm crazy, then it's true 139 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,718 That it's all because of you Mmm... 140 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,671 And you wouldn't want me any other way 141 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,800 (GIGGLES) 142 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,792 (TOM COUGHING) You may be right 143 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,230 (GROANS) I may be crazy 144 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:00,754 Dad? 145 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,235 Dad, are you okay? 146 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,635 Dad! 147 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,274 It's too late to fight 148 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,954 Dad? 149 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,549 Dad. 150 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,150 (GASPING) But you may be right 151 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,628 (SOBBING) (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 152 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,992 (MONA WAILING) 153 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,390 NADINE: I'm not gonna depress you with the details, 154 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,555 so let's just say the next few years were complete shit. 155 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,677 (ALARM BEEPING) 156 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,639 (ALARM STOPS) 157 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,236 Oh, God. (SIGHS) 158 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,597 Well, except for one part. 159 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,954 I had Krista. 160 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,033 This was last Friday. 161 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,872 Look at me. I was in a good mood. 162 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,229 I love spoilers. 163 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,320 No. 164 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,436 Yes, I do. That means I don't have to watch it. 165 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,193 Then I can just know and move on with my life. 166 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,349 I'll give you a hint. 167 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,800 (HUMS WEDDING MUSIC) 168 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:32,190 I knew it! I knew it. They get married, yes! 169 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,149 Whoa! 170 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,996 God, juvy made him so hot. 171 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,351 Oh, God, I forgot to tell you something. 172 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,839 He works at Petland now. 173 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,708 I should go in there and be like, 174 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,096 "Excuse me, where are the Betta fish? 175 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,873 "And also, could you put your penis inside me?" 176 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,837 Not you. (LAUGHS) God. 177 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,273 What if you actually did that? 178 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,079 What if you actually lost your virginity in a Petland? 179 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,832 I think it'd be kind of nice. 180 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,480 All the little tropical fish watching. It'd be kind of spiritual. 181 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,033 (LAUGHS) 182 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,434 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 183 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,440 NADINE: Oh, my God. 184 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,040 Could you please look at that stupid shirt my brother's wearing? 185 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,394 KRISTA: Oh, you can see his nipples. 186 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,994 How does he not realize that all that does is scream, 187 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,355 "I have a body complex worse than a girl's"? 188 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,158 How much does he even work out now? 189 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,753 It's OCD. 190 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,216 You should've seen him. He had a conniption 191 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,037 'cause my mom won't buy him creatine anymore. 192 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,951 Since it fucks up your kidneys. 193 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,518 I was like, "I know, Darian. I know. 194 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,696 "What, does Mom expect, you to win 195 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,836 "people over with your personality?" (LAUGHS) 196 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,119 (KNOCKING ON DESK RHYTHMICALLY) 197 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,199 Hey. So, just a heads up, 198 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,716 but yesterday, when you were giving your lecture, you were like, 199 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,673 "Blah, blah, blah, blah, then the North seceded from the Union," 200 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,591 you meant to say the South seceded. 201 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,280 You accidentally said the exact opposite. 202 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,456 I didn't want to raise my hand and be all, 203 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,596 "Excuse me. These kids are pretty confusable." 204 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,272 Just thought maybe you'd want to know. 205 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,471 Oh, hey. Yeah? 206 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,635 (CLEARS THROAT) 207 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,593 Great catch. Yeah. 208 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:21,639 Now, I know that it was a long lecture, and you probably don't recall, 209 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,158 but, uh, was there any point during it where you thought to yourself, 210 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:32,556 "Gosh, I wonder what it's like to actually have a life"? 211 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,478 No. 212 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,840 No, I was too concentrated on how 213 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,336 you were effin' the whole thing up, so... 214 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,759 Well, I understand that, 215 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,752 but just know that I haven't given up hope. Not yet. 216 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,389 Okay. 217 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,229 Hey. 218 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,480 Hey. 219 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,114 I like your sweatshirt today. 220 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,474 It's nice. 221 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,629 Thank you. 222 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,109 Where'd you get it? 223 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,516 (STAMMERS) The sweater. Sweatshirt. (CLEARS THROAT) 224 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,829 (STAMMERS) I... 225 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,276 I don't know. I don't remember. (CHUCKLES) 226 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,718 Kewlio. 227 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,952 Yup. Yeah. (GIGGLES) 228 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,951 Don't know where that came from. What? 229 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,235 KRISTA: What's his name? NADINE: Erwin Kim. 230 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,320 KRISTA: I don't know him. 231 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,868 Well, you would freaking love him. He's adorable. 232 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,760 So, you gonna hook up with him? 233 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,955 No, not like that. 234 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,080 Like pathetic adorable. 235 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,799 Like I want to carry him around in a BabyBjörn. 236 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,074 (KRISTA LAUGHS) 237 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,469 Oh. Oh, good, good, good, good! 238 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,949 I caught you. I'm so glad. Oh! 239 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,919 Do you like this dress? 240 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,033 Does it look bad? I just think it looks kind of bad. 241 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,873 You know, it's kind of poofy, and I don't know. 242 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,473 Do my arms look bad? 243 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,315 No. 244 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,736 (SIGHS) Yeah, you don't sound very believable, 245 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,200 and you're making me nervous, Nadine. 246 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,192 Your upper arms are breathtaking. 247 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,153 Where are you going? Well, 248 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,348 it's last minute, but Brent called me. 249 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,759 The dentist one. 250 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:10,037 And he asked if I wanted to go to Manzanita for the weekend, 251 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,513 and I thought, "You know what? 252 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,273 "I deserve to be a little selfish once in a while, so..." 253 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,109 Is that one of the, uh, match.com guys? 254 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,200 Yeah. 255 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,430 You should go for as long as you want. 256 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:25,349 Very funny. I'm gonna be back on Sunday. Okay? 257 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,237 Just in time to surprise you. 258 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,360 Oh, I tried to call Darian, 259 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,880 but he must be in his AP study group. 260 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,439 I'll tell him. 261 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,639 Be good. 262 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,713 (DOOR CLOSES) (LAUGHS) 263 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,472 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 264 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,235 What? Huh? Dibs. Dibs, dibs, dibs! 265 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,588 What are you even saying? 266 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,536 Oh. Mom's fucking a dentist in Manzanita for two days, 267 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,959 so I call dibs on the house, okay? 268 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,440 Ew. Bye! 269 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,636 Dude, you are so sick for saying it like that. 270 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,995 Mom's boobs are jangling around a dentist's face. 271 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,120 See it, Darian. 272 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,873 See Mom's titties all up in that dentist's face. 273 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,080 (IMITATES BREASTS FLAPPING) 274 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,391 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 275 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,391 (BOTH WHOOPING) 276 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,840 Ow! 277 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,479 (LAUGHS) 278 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,875 Oh, my God, I love you. 279 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,190 I love those teeth in your mouth. 280 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,955 That's your nose. You just picked my nose. 281 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,600 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 282 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,518 No way. Mmm-mmm. BOY: Do a gainer! 283 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:37,920 KRISTA: Where are you going? 284 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,439 Darian! 285 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,839 (SPLASHING) (BOY CHEERING) 286 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,919 Darian! 287 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:51,190 You need to get all these people out of the pool. 288 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,236 Excuse me, all of you need to leave. 289 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,878 Bye-bye! 290 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,556 Hey, no one's listening to you. 291 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,096 You said you weren't gonna drink until after soccer. 292 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,076 You failed, failure! 293 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,674 Dude, I'm not drinking. It's orange juice, genius. 294 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,795 How drunk is she? 295 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,359 I've had one drink, okay? 296 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,193 Now, you get your friends out of the pool. 297 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:10,920 No. 298 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,956 Okay, then. I'm gonna call the cops. 299 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,508 Okay, yup, you're cut off now. We're going upstairs. 300 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,840 Excuse me, I'm calling the cops. 301 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,677 Hey, you're retarded. 302 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,360 Beep-beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! 303 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,994 I'm still dialing. (IMITATES SOBBING) Hello, operator? 304 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,071 Yeah, um, can you please help me? 305 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,160 KRISTA: Oh, my God. 306 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:31,153 My brother's hurting me in my no-no hole! 307 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,958 (VOMITING) 308 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,109 (GROANS LOUDLY) 309 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,436 Why am I so grotesque? 310 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,035 (SHUSHING) 311 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,430 How do you even like me? What's wrong with you? 312 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,829 Stop. 313 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,718 I don't even like me. 314 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,829 I heard my voice in a voice mail yesterday. 315 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,196 I was like, "How could anyone stand listening to you?" 316 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,993 You're just drunk right now, okay? I hate my face. 317 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,192 I hate the way it looks when I talk or when I chew gum. 318 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,555 Don't ever let me chew gum, okay? 319 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,949 Don't let me chew gum. 320 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,593 (CHUCKLES) 321 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,798 And then I had the worst thought. 322 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:20,358 I got to spend the rest of my life with myself. 323 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,872 (SHUSHING) 324 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,800 Let's go to your room. 325 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,474 Don't you want to wake up in your bed tomorrow morning? 326 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,039 Don't you want to do that? 327 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,395 You don't want to sleep here. Come on, Nadine. 328 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,393 Hey, is there any more aspirin anywhere? 329 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,152 Maybe. Try... Try that thing over there. 330 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,309 (SIGHS) 331 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,913 Hey, no, you don't have to. 332 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,960 No, it's... It's cool. It'll just go faster, so... 333 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,469 All right. 334 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,074 So, what happened? Uh... 335 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,671 Somebody let Baxter in and he pissed. 336 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,954 (CHUCKLES) 337 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,656 Hey, can you do me another quick favor? 338 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,040 Can you grab me those paper towels? 339 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,829 Cool, and just clean up all this dog urine? 340 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,194 Yeah, right. 341 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,918 (BOTH LAUGHING) 342 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,358 (GROANS) 343 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,754 (THUDS) 344 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,108 (SIGHS) 345 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,996 (KRISTA LAUGHING) 346 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,593 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 347 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,435 (DARIAN MOANING) 348 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,993 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 349 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,036 What the fuck! Oh, oh! God. Can you... 350 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,838 Just get out. Get out of my room, man! 351 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,956 Just stop looking, man! Just get out! 352 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,317 I don't know, I don't know. I don't... 353 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,675 I swear I don't even know what happened. 354 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,433 I don't even know how it happened. 355 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,760 It was... 356 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,875 I don't know. 357 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,555 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 358 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,873 Are you okay? 359 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,518 I'm just... Just thinking. 360 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,313 Okay, I'll see you later. 361 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,709 Nadine, you can't just leave without saying anything. 362 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,074 Nadine. 363 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,880 Look, you're my best friend and I love you. 364 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,473 It wasn't your fault. 365 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,157 You disgust me. 366 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,429 That's nice. 367 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,514 Go grow yourself a wispy mustache, you pervert, 368 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,113 and stay away from my friends, okay? 369 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,195 Did you just say "friends" plural? 370 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,552 Your head is too big for your body. 371 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,279 It makes you look ridiculous, and you'll never be able to fix it. 372 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,794 (SIGHS) 373 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,680 Mr. Bruner. 374 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,677 I didn't have a chance to do the homework last night because... 375 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,397 Well, I don't know if you know this, but my dad passed away. 376 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,197 It's just been really hard to do anything. 377 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,638 Date of passing? 378 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,838 Sorry? When, uh... When did he die? 379 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,239 Um, 2011. 380 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,189 Ooh. Hmm. 381 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,471 Yeah, I have a one-year expiration date 382 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,591 on freebies for the dead and dying. 383 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,560 Are you serious? 384 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,096 MR. BRUNER: There'll be other opportunities. 385 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:58,715 Your grandparents can't stick around forever. 386 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,357 (SCOFFS) Have a seat. 387 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,115 Okay, class, the Young Mr. Lincoln. 388 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,029 Uh-huh. 389 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,357 Enjoy. (SIGHS) 390 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,510 (MUSIC PLAYING ON VIDEO) 391 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,119 How was your weekend? 392 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,874 Hmm? 393 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,110 It was below average. 394 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,275 Yeah. 395 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,759 Okay. 396 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,269 How was your weekend? 397 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,035 Oh, I, uh... 398 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,560 I golfed. 399 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,155 You know, like, mini. Like mini-golf. 400 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,696 Like... (IMITATES GOLF PUTT) (PEN CLATTERS) 401 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,676 I don't know why I did that. I'll pick that up. 402 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,359 Um, but, yeah. Yeah. 403 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,278 Tim's Fun Park. Yeah. 404 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:57,955 I love that place. 405 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,549 We should go sometime. 406 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,959 Yeah, we should. 407 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,917 But with, like, a group of people. 408 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,276 (STAMMERS) Like, with several people. 409 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,713 (MUTTERS) 410 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,109 Or just us. 411 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,238 Like, just-just-just us? Yeah. You know. 412 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,151 I think we... Yeah, or a group. 413 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,309 Yeah. Yeah. A group. 414 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,896 I think that would be... I think that would be great. 415 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,536 It would be so much more fun, right? Yeah. 416 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,391 You know. Yeah. 417 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,152 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 418 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,976 Hey, I'm gonna catch up with you guys, all right? 419 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 FRIEND 1: All right, man. FRIEND 2: See you later. 420 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,793 Hey. Hi. 421 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,788 Look, I just... I want to say that, uh, 422 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,909 you're my sister's friend, 423 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,036 and what happened the other night, you know... 424 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,593 Yes, thank you. Thank you. So weird. 425 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,999 Yeah, it was just... 426 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,230 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 427 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,673 It was all me, 'cause... 428 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,200 Uh... 429 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,952 It was, uh... It was, uh... 430 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,268 (KRISTA LAUGHS) 431 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,439 Anyways... Yeah. 432 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,192 Cool. I'll see you... 433 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,349 At the house or... 434 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,351 Around. Cool. 435 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,549 Hey, um... 436 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,872 I had a really good time with you. 437 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,759 Me, too. 438 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,871 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 439 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,352 KRISTA: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 440 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,755 I'm sorry. 441 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,829 (GRUNTS) 442 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,560 One second. 443 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,673 It's cool. 444 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,394 Continue. 445 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,473 Okay, that was weird. That was a weird thing to do. 446 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,589 (SLURPS) 447 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,518 Um... (SIGHS) 448 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,277 What do you want me to do, Nadine? 449 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,828 I want you to think about how shitty this is for me. 450 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,389 I know. 451 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,838 What if I did this to you? 452 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,394 What if... 453 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,832 What if... What if I liked your dad? 454 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,958 What if I gave your dad a hand job? 455 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,270 Oh, Louis. Wow, you look so hot with that belt phone of yours. (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 456 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,600 Wow. Okay. Um... 457 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,120 Oh, Krista, you're home early! Okay. 458 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:33,319 Why? Why? Why? Why do you even like him? 459 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,628 I don't know. 460 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,997 Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 461 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,117 Is it a girl thing that, like, you hooked up with him, so now 462 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,376 you're emotionally attached? No. 463 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,595 Are you unconsciously mad at me, maybe, 464 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,160 and this is like some kind of revenge? 465 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,998 Are you unconsciously mad at yourself, 466 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,838 and this is some kind of self-punishment? 467 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,256 'Cause if that's what it is, then we can work... 468 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,636 Will you stop talking! Because you're driving me insane! 469 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,949 Please! 470 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,353 (SIGHS) 471 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,431 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 472 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,548 (CLEARS THROAT) 473 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:08,960 (SIGHING) 474 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,954 He invited me to a party on Friday. 475 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,712 And I want you to come with us. 476 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,153 Like you're gonna go with him, and I'm gonna tag along. 477 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,511 I'm gonna have to see if I'm around. 478 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,600 Yeah. 479 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,680 Okay. 480 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,835 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 481 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,755 Thank you for coming. 482 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,796 What? No, no, I'm having a great time. 483 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,598 Oh, hey. Hey, look, maybe you guys can fuck on the lawn later. 484 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,193 Please rise above yourself, Nadine. 485 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,390 Please suck several dicks, Darian. 486 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,310 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 487 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,556 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 488 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,230 Oh, hey. I want you to meet some people. 489 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,120 What's up? This is Krista. 490 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,428 SHANNON: Hi! KRISTA: Hi. 491 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,656 I'm Shannon. You were in my chem class last year, right? 492 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,638 Yes! Yes. Nice to officially meet you. 493 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,995 Oh, my God. I love your outfit. It's so cute. 494 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,798 SHANNON: Oh! Thank you very much. 495 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,320 KRISTA: I love the lace and the necklace. SHANNON: Thank you. 496 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,478 Hey, do you want to play, uh, beer pong? 497 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,393 KRISTA: Yes! I would love to play beer pong. 498 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,914 I don't really know a lot of people here. 499 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,508 That's totally fine. Like, you'll meet people. 500 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,272 It'll be a great icebreaker. 501 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,400 Sounds good. 502 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,590 Hi! I think I'm gonna go play beer pong with them. 503 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,914 SHANNON: Come on! 504 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,994 GIRL: Yeah! New player! 505 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:23,517 PLAYERS: (CHANTING) Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 506 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,273 (ALL CHEERING) 507 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,316 God, just don't be so weird. 508 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,960 God, why are you so awkward? 509 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,713 God. Just have a good time. 510 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,155 Just relax. Just relax. Have a good time. 511 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,196 Go talk to people. 512 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,118 Okay. All right, great. Yeah, perfect. I'll do that. 513 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,590 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 514 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,955 (POP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 515 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,758 (ALL CHEERING) 516 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,275 That's two cups! 517 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,788 KRISTA: I don't know how I did it! DARIAN: That's two cups! 518 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,829 It's cool if I sit here? 519 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,880 Yeah. 520 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,918 You having fun? 521 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,839 Feeling pretty good. 522 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,872 I respect that. 523 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,159 Hey. 524 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,878 Aren't you Darian Franklin's sister? 525 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,509 Yep. 526 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,194 Do you watch TBS ever? 527 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,916 Sometimes. There's this old movie 528 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,096 that's always playing on there. 529 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,519 It's got Arnold Schwarzenegger 530 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,239 and the little bald guy from It's Always Sunny? 531 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,878 Yeah, they play twin brothers. 532 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,394 Only Arnold's all tall and buff and hot. 533 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,736 Yeah, yeah, and the other guy's like little and funny looking. 534 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,829 Yes! God. 535 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,598 Twins! Yes! 536 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,711 I love that movie! Love that movie. It's so good. 537 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,149 You and your brother kind of remind me of that. 538 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,237 (SIGHS) 539 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,469 God. 540 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,240 MONA: Hi. 541 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,839 I need you to come pick me up. 542 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,794 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 543 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,915 How was it? 544 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,837 Uh, it was probably one of the worst nights of my life. 545 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,831 God. You wouldn't believe the night I had. 546 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,397 Sorry I look like hell. 547 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,159 What happened? 548 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,598 (SIGHS) 549 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,591 So, the dentist? 550 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,197 I was home tonight, having a relaxing glass of wine, 551 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,316 and I got an email 552 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,310 from his wife. 553 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,598 I was about to call Dr. Hill, hysterical, but then I thought, "No, Mona. 554 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,108 "You're gonna do this on your own. 555 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,111 "You've done everything on your own since 2011. 556 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,760 "You're gonna do this on your own, too." 557 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,712 (MONA SIGHS) 558 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,873 God, I feel like such a loser. 559 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:20,960 You're not a loser. 560 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,153 I feel like one. You're not a loser, Mom. 561 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,233 You're attractive. You're good at decorating. 562 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,472 You're very diligent with your eyebrows. 563 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,776 Think about if it did work out, "Hey, did you floss today? 564 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,758 "You know, gum disease is a silent killer, Mona." 565 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,151 (LAUGHING) 566 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,096 You know what I'm gonna do tonight? 567 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,120 What? 568 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,240 I want to go home. 569 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,673 Fix my hair. 570 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,469 Put on a beautiful face of makeup and the best dress I own. 571 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,950 Then take it all off and go to sleep. 572 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,754 Fun. 573 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,672 (HAIR DRYER WHIRRING) 574 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,038 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 575 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,237 "Hey, Nick. I sent you a friend request a while ago. 576 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,231 "Maybe you just skipped over it. 577 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,915 "Or sometimes there's a glitch where Facebook doesn't send the email. 578 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,675 "So, I just thought that I'd 579 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,148 "inform you." 580 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,559 (SOFTLY) Oh, my God. 581 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,869 You are truly pathetic. 582 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,354 (SIGHS) 583 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,393 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 584 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,395 Hello. 585 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,994 Hey, it's Nadine from history. 586 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,038 Um, what are you doing right now? Uh... Oh, uh... 587 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,833 Hi, I'm, uh... 588 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,239 Hi. I'm just, uh... 589 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,514 Hey. Hi. 590 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,272 Hey. You all right? Yeah, I'm good. 591 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,753 'Cause I'm good. I mean, you good? 592 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,757 You all right? You cool? You all right? Great. 593 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,353 Yeah. What's up? Sorry, I keep... 594 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,032 (LAUGHING AWKWARDLY) 595 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,496 How are you? Are you good? You all right? 596 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,590 Hey, so Tim's Theme Park's open late tonight. 597 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,035 Do you want to meet there? 598 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,590 (PEOPLE WHOOPING) 599 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,956 So, how come they canceled the party? 600 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,672 Oh. By "canceled," I more meant I left. Ah. 601 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,994 Gotcha. Yeah. 602 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,832 Thanks for driving, by the way. 603 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,440 I don't have a license 'cause I'm like, 604 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,033 "Why not just have people drive you?" 605 00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,633 People make such a big deal about 606 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,597 being able to do things for themselves. 607 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,669 That was a joke. I failed the test. Oh. (LAUGHS) 608 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,509 Hello. (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 609 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,835 You can get that. 610 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,598 NADINE: Uh, no. It's cool. 611 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,595 Um, hey, look, there's no line at the Ferris wheel. 612 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,915 (CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING) 613 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,358 (EXHALES) 614 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,176 So, tell me something I don't know about you, Erwin. 615 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,394 I, uh... 616 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,708 What are your hopes and dreams? 617 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,637 Take me on a tour of your psyche. 618 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:40,834 Gee. I don't know. I guess I'm just your average guy, I guess. 619 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,831 Right, but if you had to expand 620 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,911 for the two minutes that we're on the ride? 621 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,629 Right. 622 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,456 What are your parents like? Oh. Well, my dad... 623 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,096 Actually, wait, wait, wait. Let's see if I can guess. 624 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,976 I want to see if I'm psychic. Okay, here it is. Sure. Okay. 625 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,416 Your mom gets on you about your grades 626 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,680 and practicing your instruments. 627 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,896 She makes a great egg sandwich 628 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,070 after years of owning a small restaurant downtown. 629 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,997 Your dad, quiet, gruff. 630 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,594 Never really says, "I love you." Um... 631 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,150 But with his stoic presence, I mean, you know he cares. 632 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,616 I'm really hoping none of that was racist, 633 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,119 but now I'm thinking all of it was. 634 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,590 No, no. Not racist at all, you know. You're good. Yeah. 635 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,696 Whoa! What are you... Oh, my God. Whoa, I'm sorry. 636 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,119 Was that bad timing? 637 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,376 'Cause I thought it was good timing 638 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,856 'cause you're on a Ferris wheel, you're upset. 639 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,016 Okay. I'm just trying to comfort you. 640 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,696 That was weird? We should probably get off. 641 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:28,597 We should get off. Yeah, that was... 642 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:31,029 Hey! Excuse me, could we be let off? Erwin. Erwin? 643 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,789 Can we please? Can we stop the fucking ride? (LAUGHING) 644 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,393 Can we just stop it? 645 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,394 I'm sorry for... I didn't mean to raise my voice. 646 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,550 Oh, my God, Erwin. 647 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,719 ERWIN: Wait, wait, wait! Wait! 648 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,880 Oh! 649 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,194 Okay. What! 650 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,231 You got it! That was all you. I got it. 651 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,231 We got it. We got it. (LAUGHS) 652 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,639 Holy crap. 653 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,994 Nobody saw that. 654 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,275 We're good. We're out of here. 655 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,992 (LAUGHS) 656 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,835 This has been a really fun night. 657 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,196 I'm sorry if I flipped out on you on the Ferris wheel earlier. 658 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,670 Oh. No, my timing was just bizarre. (LAUGHS) 659 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,216 I'm going through a lot of shit right now. 660 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,912 It's a long story. 661 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,070 I'm sorry you're going through stuff. 662 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,432 You're a really great guy, Erwin. 663 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,555 Aww. 664 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,517 No, I'm serious. 665 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,639 I look at you and I just see this really, really, 666 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,432 really old man. 667 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,835 "Old"? I'm complimenting you. 668 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:39,473 I just see this very kind, very gentle, very wise old man. 669 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,998 In a convalescent home. 670 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,439 In a wheelchair. 671 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,672 Hmm. 672 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,795 Thank you. 673 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,800 Hi. 674 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,435 Hi. 675 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,475 I... 676 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,976 I know you're mad at me because you think 677 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,958 that I ditched you to play beer pong, and... 678 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,429 I never said I was mad. 679 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,868 Okay, well, I know that you are, and... 680 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Nadine. 681 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,832 Would you like to know an observation that I made this weekend? 682 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,159 Sure. 683 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,275 "Oh, my God, Shannon. Your outfit, it's so cute! I love it!" (GIGGLES) 684 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,355 Yeah, okay. 685 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,038 And you tossed me aside? 686 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,196 The person who's had your back since second grade. 687 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,736 Who's been with you through everything. 688 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,216 You know what? Fine. Yeah, that's what happened. 689 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:54,673 Because chances are, those pricks, 690 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,296 they're not gonna give a shit about you 691 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,118 when Darian drops your ass for someone hotter. 692 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,035 (CHUCKLES) 693 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,039 You don't know anything, Nadine. 694 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,478 Look, it's really shitty to hear. I'm sorry. It's gonna happen. 695 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,357 No, I'm sorry, it's not gonna happen. 696 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,793 Because your brother just asked me 697 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,155 to be his girlfriend and to prom in May. 698 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,673 No. Yeah, he did. 699 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,830 He just asked me that. 700 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,271 You can't. You can't have both. 701 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,590 It's me or him. Pick. 702 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,710 No, I'm... No, I'm not gonna pick. 703 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,279 It's me or him. Do you want him? 704 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,696 Nadine. Nadine... Or do you want me? 705 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,416 This isn't a choice. Why can't you just say me? 706 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,476 Him or me, now! No, I'm not gonna pick! 707 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,391 You know what? Then we're done. 708 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,229 We're done. 709 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,628 (SCOFFS) 710 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,995 Fine. 711 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,953 (WHISPERS) Nadine. 712 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,109 Nadine. Hmm. 713 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,394 Hey, wake up. 714 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,040 You had a brain operation. It worked. 715 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,076 They made you pleasant and agreeable. 716 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,118 Ah, just wishful daydreaming. 717 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,633 Hey, the bell rang. Leave, please. 718 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,153 DARIAN: Mmm-hmm. Yeah, you know what, just ignore her. She's... 719 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,793 I'll call you later. 720 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,199 Bye. 721 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,759 I don't want to hear about it. 722 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,353 Work it out between yourselves. 723 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,310 In a couple weeks, Dad'll be dead four years. 724 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,990 When I was on my way home today, this memory came back to me. 725 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,919 It was that night, 726 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,717 after everything happened. 727 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,840 I got up to go to the bathroom, and I saw you 728 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,836 crying so hard. 729 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,355 I mean, so hard your pillow was just soaked. 730 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,431 That made me so sad. 731 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:15,632 I got up and I went in my room. I got my pillow. 732 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,790 Took the wet one for myself. 733 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,632 I wish you loved me that much. 734 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,639 Asshole. 735 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,233 No, no. 736 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,709 Hey, you're so messed up for bringing up that story. 737 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,153 You're so messed up! 738 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,296 I mean, do you even realize how sick 739 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,696 in the head you are for bringing that up? 740 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:44,871 Oh, I'm sorry you feel guilty for never caring about anyone but yourself. 741 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,200 Oh, yeah. No, that's exactly it. 742 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,838 Face it, you're obsessed with yourself. 743 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,069 Oh, my God. 744 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,879 Your report card on the refrigerator, like you're five years old! 745 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,678 "Hey, everybody! Hey, everybody, look! 746 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,796 "I pooped in the big potty!" 747 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,788 God, do you even know what it feels like to love another human being? 748 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,150 Oh, man, you are so dramatic. 749 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,871 Okay? Hey, life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? Get over it! 750 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,896 I swear to God. I swear to God, I'm gonna clock you! 751 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,069 Don't touch me, man. 752 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,435 Stop saying stuff like that! Calm down already, man! 753 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,148 Stop it! 754 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,875 What is the matter with you? 755 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,632 I... (SIGHS) 756 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,216 I know what this is about. No, you don't. 757 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,710 Yes, I do. Krista and Darian are a thing. 758 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,920 You guys think I don't know things, but I know things. 759 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,268 I'm leaving. No, you're not. 760 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,634 Where are you going? NADINE: I'm taking a therapeutic walk. 761 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,159 Get back here! 762 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,750 Oh, God. Darian! 763 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,478 DARIAN: Just don't worry about it. 764 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:42,792 (SIGHS) Can I just ask you a question? 765 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,756 Is it worth turning the house into a war zone? 766 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,958 What am I supposed to say to that? 767 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,911 I'm just... I'm just asking you the question. 768 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,195 I'm not turning it into a war zone, Mom. 769 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,157 She is. Why don't you talk to her? 770 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,072 Because she doesn't listen to me. You do. 771 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,753 (SIGHS) 772 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,110 You'll do the right thing. I know you will. 773 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,832 I mean, look at that drink you're making. 774 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,035 You want one? 775 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,554 Oh. 776 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:17,516 What did I do to make such a perfect kid, huh? 777 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,878 (SLURPING) 778 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,114 Could you point me in the direction of the cat litter? 779 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,956 Uh... Eight, I think. 780 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,158 You go to Lakewood, right? 781 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,309 Sometimes. 782 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,873 I've seen you around. 783 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,235 We've just never really talked. 784 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,440 Freshman. 785 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,593 Junior. 786 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,509 (STAMMERS) I don't really need the cat litter, I just, um... 787 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,398 I don't even know why I said that. I don't even have a cat. 788 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,696 I just know they shit a bunch, so... 789 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:24,755 I like your shoes. 790 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,232 I got to go. 791 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,674 Uh... Okay. 792 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,839 Look on the bright side, you know? 793 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,829 I mean, "Maybe they'll get married. 794 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,878 "And then my best friend will be part of my family." 795 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,309 Helpful, thank you. 796 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,159 It really bothers me she's not giving you rides anymore, though. 797 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,656 I'm gonna have to talk to her about that. 798 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,079 No, you're not! 799 00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,959 I can't drive you every morning. 800 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,600 It puts me on the freeway late and adds 40 minutes. 801 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,076 If you do that, I will do something equally terrible to you. 802 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,594 I will tell everyone on Facebook that you pluck your nipples. 803 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,795 How about that? 804 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,760 (SIGHS) 805 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,896 All right. Look, just tell me what you wanna hear, and I'll say it. 806 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,592 Mom. I want to make you feel better. 807 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,318 What can I say to do that? 808 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,753 I don't know. 809 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,080 Here's what I do when I'm feeling down. 810 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,310 I get very quiet and very still. 811 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,317 And I say to myself, 812 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:46,558 "Everyone in the world is as miserable and empty as I am. 813 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,197 "They're just better at pretending." 814 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,312 Try it sometime. 815 00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,756 It might bring you some peace. 816 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,319 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 817 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,233 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 818 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,435 (PANTING) 819 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,114 (ALL LAUGHING) 820 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,039 Hey, do you guys know where Erwin Kim is? 821 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,872 I guess he hangs out around here sometimes. 822 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,520 Yeah, he's working on his project for SFF. 823 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,828 SF what? 824 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,433 The Student Film Festival. 825 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,109 Right. Yeah. 826 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,476 SFF. 827 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,789 (SIGHS) 828 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,160 Hey, um, I got to talk to you about some homework. 829 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,400 I didn't need to talk to you about homework, I lied. 830 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,991 You enjoying my company? 831 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,318 You're a barrel of monkeys. 832 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,072 You never told me if you have a wife. 833 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,951 You should date my mother. (CHUCKLES) 834 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,000 Her last boyfriend turned out to be an Internet perv. 835 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,433 She's very, very fragile. 836 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,954 Very "Oh, save me." 837 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,200 Men like that, right, though? 838 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,716 'Cause at the end of the day they all want to be a hero. 839 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,276 Everyone just wants to feel important in life. 840 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,936 Thing is, no matter how important they are, 841 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,951 there's always gonna be someone more important. 842 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,678 People get so uptight about that. 843 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,040 "Oh, no! They're better than me." 844 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,112 It's like, God, they don't realize important doesn't matter. 845 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:25,296 (LOUD WHIRRING) It's confidence. The most confident person 846 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,231 in the room wins every single time. 847 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,560 It doesn't matter if it's real. 848 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,536 Doesn't matter if they're pulling it straight outta their ass. 849 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,630 People are dumb. They don't know the difference. 850 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,469 You know what? 851 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,676 I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna tell you 852 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,640 the real reason I'm having lunch with you today. 853 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,154 You see, I don't really have any friends at the moment. 854 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:59,199 And to be completely honest with you, I'm not interested at all. 855 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,635 My entire generation is a bunch of mouth-breathers. 856 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:04,792 They literally have a seizure if you take their phone away for a second. 857 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,216 They can't communicate without emojis. 858 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,959 And they actually think that the world wants to know that they are, 859 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,918 "Eating a taco, exclamation point, smiley face, smiley face." 860 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,439 Like we give a fuck. 861 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:14,948 (NADINE SIGHS) 862 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,116 I am an old soul. 863 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:20,357 I like old music and old movies 864 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,670 and even old people. 865 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,436 Bottom line is I have nothing in common with the people out there, 866 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,795 and they have nothing in common with me. 867 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,600 (SIGHS) 868 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,788 Nadine? 869 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,400 Max? 870 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,114 Maybe 871 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,792 nobody likes you. 872 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,918 You're a dick. 873 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,596 Maybe nobody likes you, huh? 874 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,870 You know, you're always in a shit mood. 875 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,718 You're a really shitty teacher. 876 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,070 You put zero effort into everything you do here, 877 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,720 and there's no way you're proud of that. 878 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,268 Look at you. Look at, like, you do nothing. 879 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,475 Look at your hair. 880 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,836 You don't do your hair 'cause you don't have any hair. (SCOFFS) You're bald. 881 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,736 And you know what? You know why you're not married? 882 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,876 Because bald men are gross, and they're disgusting 883 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,992 and especially the ones that make $45,000 a year. 884 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,469 (CHUCKLES) What? 885 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,791 I've been doing this 23 years, 886 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,668 and you're the first person to ever underestimate my salary. 887 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,754 (SIGHS) 888 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,038 That made me feel good. 889 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,190 I mean, that part. 890 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,035 What are you doing? 891 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,073 I'm giving you half my cookie. 892 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,799 Why? 893 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,674 Make you feel better. Jesus. 894 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,279 Guess what? 895 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,718 You're my favorite student. 896 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:31,360 Does that help? 897 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,038 Am I really your favorite student? 898 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,711 Felt like the right thing to say. 899 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:59,716 I didn't mean like completely bald, by the way. 900 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,120 It's smart what you do there, too. 901 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,754 You kind of, you know... 902 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,274 I don't know. Do you poof it up a little bit? 903 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,120 Give a little zhuzh? 904 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,674 Glad you circled back around and cleaned that up. 905 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,432 Certainly made me feel better. 906 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,789 (SNORING ON TV) 907 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,635 The dog's good, but our real competition is the hypnotoad. 908 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,829 (SIGHS) 909 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,034 KRISTA: No, no. DARIAN: Yeah. No, I'm serious. 910 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,111 Practice is so totally boring. 911 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,959 (DOOR CLOSES) 912 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,638 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 913 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,155 (SIGHS) 914 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,308 (SIGHS) 915 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:25,509 (VIBRATES) 916 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,200 Hey. 917 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,397 Hey, I heard you were looking for me at lunch. 918 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,915 Yeah, I can't talk right now. 919 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,474 Oh, okay. I just got... Okay. 920 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,838 (SIGHS) 921 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,713 (RINGING) 922 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,678 ERWIN: Hello? Sorry. 923 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,478 Um, I just took some medicine. 924 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,736 I'll call you after it kicks in. 925 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,149 Wait, wait, what's wrong? Are you sick? 926 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:02,639 No, I'm fine. I'm not... No. 927 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:04,312 Medicine, like, uh, 928 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,520 an antidepressant-whatever. 929 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,835 They gave them to me when my dad died. 930 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,640 I was only on them for like a month, though. 931 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:12,016 People take them, like, all the time. 932 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,268 It's totally normal. 933 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,188 Oh? 934 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,296 Does that make you think I'm pathetic all of the sudden? 935 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,390 Oh, no. No. No. 936 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,550 (STAMMERS) I think you're perfectly fine. 937 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:24,560 Seriously. 938 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,074 (SIGHS) 939 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,031 Hey, do you have a swimming pool? 940 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,910 Yeah. Can I come swim in it? 941 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,228 I know I could swim in mine. I just know I wouldn't relax. 942 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:43,355 Yes. 943 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,238 I got towels. We're good to go. 944 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,679 We're green. We're good. 945 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,399 Okay. Cool. I'll text you the address. 946 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,056 Yeah, I'll see you in a little bit, then. 947 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,080 Okay. 948 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,759 Yeah-yeah-yeah. Yes! 949 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,473 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 950 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,868 Hey. 951 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,600 Jeez, Erwin, I would've been nicer to you. 952 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,788 Ah. 953 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,478 (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 954 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,752 God, I wish my bathtub got this hot. 955 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,717 Why didn't you tell me you were rich? 956 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,870 I thought I did. I always try to tell everyone. 957 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,154 (LAUGHS) What? 958 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,839 Well, you didn't tell me that you were in a film festival, either. 959 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,870 You don't tell me anything, Erwin. 960 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,118 Well, maybe it's because I couldn't get a word in. 961 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:48,360 Do I really talk that much? 962 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,919 Oh, yeah. 963 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,753 I'm gonna drown myself now. Goodbye. 964 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,319 Bye. (CHUCKLES) 965 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:06,919 Hey. 966 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,638 Thanks for letting me come over. 967 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,954 I'm glad you did. 968 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,511 Do you wanna have sex right now? 969 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,440 Okay. 970 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,116 (SNICKERS) I'm just kidding. I was just... 971 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,634 You know that I was just playing out the movie scene. 972 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,392 You ever feel like you have to do that? 973 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,515 I mean, come on. 974 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,016 There's a waterfall. It's all romantic. 975 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,713 Sure. Sure. Yeah. Right. 976 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:42,112 I'm sorry. I just... 977 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,115 Whatever. 978 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,468 What, are you mad now? You can't be mad. 979 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,016 You were gonna have sex with me two seconds ago. 980 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,632 You don't say that stuff to a man. 981 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,199 Oh, "a man," huh? 982 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,069 All right. 983 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,709 Erwin, come... What are you doing? 984 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,597 You're gonna press a button that sucks me into the drain, aren't you? 985 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,314 MAN: (SINGING) Dickhead You're such a dickhead 986 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,833 (LAUGHS) Oh, my God. 987 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,313 And everybody knows it 988 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,152 Everyone but you 989 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,832 You're a dickhead 990 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,990 I hope you'll soon be dead 991 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,591 And this is payback time for what you put me through 992 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,472 You're a dickhead 993 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,318 Everybody's said 994 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:25,913 I hope you like the song so screw you 995 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,437 (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 996 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,071 So, what's your film about, anyway? 997 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,440 Still figuring it out. Uh... 998 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,471 My drawing teacher asked a few of us to enter an animation project. 999 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:49,394 Oh, that's cool. I didn't know you draw. What kind of stuff? 1000 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,836 NADINE: Look at these. Wow. 1001 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,913 Damn, Erwin. 1002 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,355 Yeah, this is mostly unfinished. 1003 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,396 Just doodling, mostly. 1004 00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,038 But not quite where I... 1005 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,829 Oh, I think I found my favorite. 1006 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,434 ERWIN: Oh, yeah, my parents love that one, too. 1007 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,397 NADINE: Do they? No, they don't. 1008 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,199 That's just... No, they're very conservative. No. They don't. 1009 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,470 Wow. They're both you, right? 1010 00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,632 Yeah, I'm multifaceted. 1011 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,311 Rad self-portrait. 1012 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,075 Man. 1013 00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,879 Wow. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1014 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,708 Man, Erwin, you're really good. 1015 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,910 Do you, uh, you know, want to come on Saturday? 1016 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,032 To see the film? 1017 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,158 It's early in the morning, super inconvenient, so... 1018 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,434 I mean, I hope you say yes, 1019 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,136 but, you know, you can take that and think about it. 1020 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,912 I don't expect an answer, like, right now. 1021 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,399 I mean, 'cause that would be rude. 1022 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:48,635 That's a lot of pressure. 1023 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,914 So, just laying it out there. 1024 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,152 Yeah, I'd love to come. 1025 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,675 Oh. Okay. 1026 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,319 Are your parents going? 1027 00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,992 I could just sit with them. 1028 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:04,319 Well, my parents are in Korea for three months. 1029 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,751 So, they won't make it. Are you serious? 1030 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,475 You've had this whole place to yourself for three months? 1031 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,516 Yay. (CHUCKLES) 1032 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,508 No, I get it. It's... It's a big house. 1033 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,079 You're bored. 1034 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,471 You know what you need? 1035 01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,791 You need someone to rob you, so you can reenact Home Alone. 1036 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,199 That is... 1037 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,757 That is exactly what I need. Thank you. 1038 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,195 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1039 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,553 (KRISTA LAUGHING) 1040 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:48,479 That's crazy. 1041 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,548 You're so bad. 1042 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,672 I can't get out. 1043 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,435 Can you just go around the block once? 1044 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,200 I'm not going around the block. We're here. 1045 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,196 Look, it's an inappropriate time. Just go. 1046 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,397 I have to be at work at 8:30, Nadine. 1047 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,834 Oh, my God. 1048 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,070 Are we really back to this again? 1049 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,357 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 1050 01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,389 Thank you. You could just loop around up here. 1051 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,629 No, no, no. 1052 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,709 I'm going to work. You're coming with me. 1053 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,190 You know, my boss isn't gonna be happy about it, 1054 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,396 and you're the one that gets to explain it to him. 1055 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,758 MONA: Don't you have something to do? 1056 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,271 Schoolwork or something? 1057 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,509 Hmm? 1058 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,680 Can I have this hole punch? Give that to me. 1059 01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:06,976 I want you to just sit there for the next eight hours 1060 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,991 and don't touch anything and don't make any noise. 1061 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:13,469 Can I mime? 1062 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:20,954 (IMITATES GUNSHOT) 1063 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,073 You're not funny. 1064 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,360 If my husband had any idea what I was gonna have to deal with... 1065 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,833 I love how you refer to him as your husband. 1066 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:38,754 He is my husband. 1067 01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,115 You can run off and get a new husband. 1068 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,838 What he is, is my dad. 1069 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,110 Can't you just say that occasionally? Fine. 1070 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,797 But we're not talking about him right now. 'Cause it's just too upsetting. 1071 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:51,632 "It's just too hard and too sad 1072 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:53,318 "and it gives me a cluster headache." 1073 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,799 I know. 1074 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,115 Oh, my God. You have no compassion. 1075 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,429 Actually, I'm just bored because I know 1076 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,240 everything you're gonna do before you do it. 1077 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,950 Sure you do. Oh, you don't believe me. 1078 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:08,360 No, I don't. 1079 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,752 I'm gonna write down the next thing you're gonna say to me. 1080 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:12,955 I'm not gonna play 1081 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,120 your little games, Nadine. Your little games, Nadine. 1082 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,437 Congratulations. Mmm. 1083 01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,039 All right, you know what? 1084 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,616 Here's something you're not gonna guess. 1085 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:25,755 Hmm. 1086 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,552 Your dad would be so disappointed in the way you're turning out. 1087 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,278 Did you just take my keys? 1088 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,195 Nadine. 1089 01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:55,598 (ENGINE STARTING) 1090 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,440 Don't you take that car! (TIRES SCREECHING) 1091 01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,910 I will call the police! 1092 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,431 (PANTING) 1093 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:20,995 God. 1094 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,560 "Nick, I'm just gonna say it. 1095 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:46,280 "I like you. I've liked you for months. 1096 01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:48,096 "I think about you every second. 1097 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,111 "I don't know, maybe I even love you. 1098 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,959 "You're so complicated. But simple. 1099 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,156 "And I just feel this connection between us. 1100 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:59,028 "I feel like I already know you, and I just wanna be with you. 1101 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,232 "I wanna give you head. 1102 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:04,118 "I want you to put your mouth on my tits. 1103 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,316 "I wanna feel you inside me. 1104 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,358 "We can do it in the Petland stockroom. 1105 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:09,509 "Nadine." 1106 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,838 Oh, my God. 1107 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:17,713 Oh, my God. 1108 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,596 You sound like a fuckin' psychopath. 1109 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,908 (SIGHS) 1110 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,831 You can't send this. 1111 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:27,829 What? No. 1112 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:29,919 (GASPS) 1113 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:31,519 Oh, my God. 1114 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,511 Oh, my God, no way. No, no, no way. No. 1115 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,029 Fuck! 1116 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:37,918 Oh, my God! 1117 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,713 Shit. 1118 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,557 Look, I don't want to take up a ton of your time, 1119 01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,872 but I'm gonna kill myself. 1120 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:07,955 "You're complicated. And simple. 1121 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,759 "And I just feel this connection between us. 1122 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,393 "Feel like I already know you." 1123 01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,869 This is kind of sweet. I mean, I think you're overreacting. 1124 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:19,272 "I just wanna be with you. I wanna give you head. 1125 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:25,520 "I want you to put your mouth on my tits. 1126 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:30,469 "I wanna feel you inside me." Mmm. 1127 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:36,034 "We can do it in the Petland stockroom." 1128 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:38,071 (WHIMPERS) 1129 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,469 Say something. 1130 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:44,757 Oh, my God. Say something, please! Help me! 1131 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,752 You need to watch out for run-on sentences. 1132 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,056 But can't you just do something? 1133 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:50,680 (STAMMERING) Can't you just do something? 1134 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:52,631 You've gotta be able to do something. 1135 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,915 Come on. 1136 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,239 I don't know, maybe confiscate his phone? Um... 1137 01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,832 Oh, his computer. His computer. 1138 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,514 You can maybe get his address. 1139 01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:05,496 If you get his address, and you confiscate his phone. 1140 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:06,976 Great. Get his address. You give it to me. 1141 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,274 I'm gonna go there, and I'm... 1142 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,356 Nadine, Nadine. 1143 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:15,957 Just take fifth period off, all right? Try to relax. 1144 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,876 Listen to some music. Have a yogurt. 1145 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:24,351 Maybe just take it easy. Can you do that? 1146 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:30,597 And, uh, if you have any, you know, complications, 1147 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,235 let me know. 1148 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,598 (PANTING) 1149 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,278 Okay? Okay. 1150 01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:40,509 Don't worry. Thank you. 1151 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:42,878 It's gonna be okay. 1152 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:44,313 Thank you. 1153 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,715 Can I have some money for the yogurt? 1154 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:54,238 I want change. 1155 01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:15,717 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1156 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,496 MONA: (ON VOICE MAIL) I just want you to know 1157 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,273 I've never been more humiliated in my entire life. 1158 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:30,351 I absolutely cannot... (BEEPS) 1159 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,917 Okay, Nadine, so now I need you to pick up the phone. 1160 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,000 (BEEPS) 1161 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:38,038 I just don't understand you, Nadine. I... 1162 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,752 If you think you're keeping that phone, you are dreaming. 1163 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,035 The second you come home, that phone is going. 1164 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,918 I am done. I am done trying to understand you. 1165 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,473 (URINATING) 1166 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:58,919 (SOFTLY) Come on. Please. 1167 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,871 Please, God, help me. 1168 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:11,389 (SIGHS) 1169 01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,071 Why do I even bother? 1170 01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,831 Why do I even... 1171 01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,957 You've never given me one thing. 1172 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,389 Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, 1173 01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:31,233 "You need help with something? Let me help you. 1174 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:34,232 "I'm just playin'. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more." 1175 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,354 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1176 01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,754 (NADINE SPEAKING) 1177 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,959 Oh, my God. 1178 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,996 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1179 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,469 What? 1180 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:24,513 Holy shit. 1181 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,032 Holy shit. Oh, my God. Okay. Calm down. 1182 01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,037 Just relax. 1183 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:31,633 Um... 1184 01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:42,397 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1185 01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:44,630 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 1186 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:45,909 Thank you. 1187 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,469 (SIGHS) 1188 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,352 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 1189 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,194 Ooh. 1190 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:32,195 Oh, mother... 1191 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,916 (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1192 01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:45,108 Oh, my... 1193 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,068 (GRUNTS) 1194 01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,680 BOY: How many of those do you bet are this asshole's? 1195 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,096 Please hurry the hell up and graduate. 1196 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,553 (ALL LAUGHING) 1197 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,079 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1198 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,559 Hey, one sec. 1199 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,229 BOY: Oh, tell Krista about the time when... 1200 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:15,068 What? Wait. Just slow down. What do you mean? 1201 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,556 Okay, Mom, calm down. 1202 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:25,870 Man, I do my best to big you up. 1203 01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:30,035 I'm just saying, we could've won every game. 1204 01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:32,873 I'm gonna catch up with you guys later. 1205 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:35,269 Are you kidding, man? No, it's a long story. 1206 01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:36,589 All right. I'll see you. 1207 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,239 See you, man. 1208 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:40,715 KRISTA: Hey. Hey, what happened? It's fine. 1209 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,233 It's not fine. 1210 01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:43,880 No, you're having fun. You should stay. 1211 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,109 I'll come with you. 1212 01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,873 Thanks. Yeah. 1213 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,789 Hey. 1214 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,636 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 1215 01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:27,639 You look cute. 1216 01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,559 Thank you. 1217 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,348 So do you... Yeah. 1218 01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:43,875 Mom? 1219 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:46,908 Hey, Mom? 1220 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:48,992 MONA: Oh. 1221 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:52,949 What are you doin'? 1222 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,794 It's going to Goodwill. All of it. 1223 01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,996 Everything that's on the floor, gone! 1224 01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:01,111 Mom, why don't you just calm down, okay? 1225 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,633 No. I'm done putting up with it. 1226 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:05,959 All of this? 1227 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:07,109 All right. Hey. 1228 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:08,640 MONA: Oh, my God! Can you believe it? 1229 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,193 It's okay. What is this? 1230 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:11,355 What is all this crap? 1231 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,616 Just please, please stop for a second. 1232 01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:13,959 She left her flat iron on. 1233 01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:15,792 She wants to burn the goddamn house down! 1234 01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,480 Can you stop for a second, please? This is going. 1235 01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:20,391 Okay. All right. All right. All right. 1236 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,754 Stop. Just give it to me. Hey! 1237 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:23,273 Just give me the bag! Hey! 1238 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,634 I am the adult here! Not you. 1239 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,638 Then why do you always call me? 1240 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:32,319 Oh, my God. 1241 01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:37,157 Oh, my God. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1242 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,477 I just don't have anybody else. You're the only one. 1243 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,319 What are you doing? 1244 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,478 I'm handling it. 1245 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,830 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 1246 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:12,833 Wow. 1247 01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,434 Look at this view, it's amazing. 1248 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,510 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1249 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:44,016 NADINE: (ON VOICE MAIL) Look, you know what to do. 1250 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,031 I'm not gonna be an asshole and tell you. 1251 01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:49,709 Look, you know what to do... 1252 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,153 I love this song. (INCREASES VOLUME) 1253 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,355 It's really good. 1254 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,834 (SOFTLY) I can't believe this is happening. 1255 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:45,158 There's so much that I've wanted to tell you and ask you. 1256 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,920 And I just can't believe this is happening. 1257 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,718 (SEAT WHIRRING) 1258 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,358 Um... (IMITATES SEAT WHIRRING) 1259 01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:57,398 Oh, wow, this just keeps going back, doesn't it? 1260 01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:24,034 NICK: Pull this down. 1261 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:25,754 Oh, God. 1262 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,073 I... I don't know if... 1263 01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:30,275 Yeah. Just... 1264 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:36,035 Hold on, I gotta... 1265 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:37,456 (STAMMERING) I don't know if I should... 1266 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,232 No, get off! Get off! Off! 1267 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:40,514 Get off! Okay! Okay. 1268 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:44,149 What the hell? 1269 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,872 (SEAT WHIRRING) 1270 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,033 (SIGHS) 1271 01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:12,560 I, uh... I really liked that song earlier. What was the name of it again? 1272 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:16,117 Uh, I don't remember. 1273 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:20,796 I can just google it. 1274 01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:29,948 Anyway, 1275 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:34,473 do you maybe wanna go for a walk or something? 1276 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,399 We could maybe catch a movie. 1277 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:49,791 Or we could sit here silently in your Mercury Marquis all night. 1278 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:53,875 Are you serious? 1279 01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:55,555 What? 1280 01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:57,512 What, now you're making fun of my car? 1281 01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:00,148 What? No. I was just being specific. 1282 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,840 I wasn't saying that because it's shitty. 1283 01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,074 All right. 1284 01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:04,616 No, God, no. Look, I love your car, okay. 1285 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:05,914 I don't even have a car. 1286 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,096 I'm just acting weird, and this is just all a lot. (STARTS ENGINE) 1287 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,680 And please stop. Please don't leave. 1288 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,957 (TURNS ENGINE OFF) 1289 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,159 Fuck! What? 1290 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,117 I don't understand you. What do you... What? 1291 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:41,200 What do you want? 1292 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:42,416 What do you mean, what do I want? 1293 01:19:42,440 --> 01:19:43,509 What do you want! 1294 01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:45,632 To talk. To get to know you. 1295 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,256 Not just do it in the first five seconds. 1296 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:49,430 You wrote me a novel about how you were dying 1297 01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:51,033 to blow me in Petland, you psycho. 1298 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,078 I'm not here to get to know you. 1299 01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:59,553 This is so stupid. So stupid. 1300 01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:01,393 Why didn't I listen to my friends? 1301 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,514 Oh, come on. Come on. 1302 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:11,356 Now you're gonna try to make me the bad guy? 1303 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:12,873 You're the one who messaged me. 1304 01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:14,791 I hope you hit a tree in this piece of shit. 1305 01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:16,717 I hope you get fucking paralyzed! 1306 01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,036 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1307 01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:25,388 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1308 01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:35,956 (SOBBING) 1309 01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:30,640 (DOOR OPENS) 1310 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:35,678 Let's go, lady. 1311 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,958 Did you get a donut from these people? 1312 01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:41,709 No. 1313 01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:14,960 NADINE: What the... (BABY COOING) 1314 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,833 Why is that baby in your house? 1315 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,715 Oh, shit. How the hell'd that thing get in here? 1316 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,200 Hello. 1317 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:23,840 (KISSES BABY) 1318 01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:27,553 This is Toby. And this is Greer. 1319 01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:30,040 GREER: Hi. MR. BRUNER: How are you? 1320 01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:32,111 Good, how are you doin'? Good. 1321 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,355 Nice to meet you. 1322 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:34,999 Hi, nice... 1323 01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:37,719 Now, your mother's number? 1324 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:43,234 MR. BRUNER: And who's got the stinky feet? Who's got the stinky feet? 1325 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,759 Let me smell. Hold on. 1326 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,591 (SNIFFS) Oh! Oh! Oh... 1327 01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:51,191 (LAUGHS) Toby's got the stinky feet. 1328 01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:54,032 Don't stare. It makes him self-conscious. 1329 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:55,800 (GREER CHUCKLES) 1330 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,108 Can I get you something else? 1331 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,515 Any ice cream or anything before I put the baby down? 1332 01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:00,868 I'm good, thank you. 1333 01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:03,635 No, no, I can feed and water her from here. 1334 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:04,994 GREER: All right. 1335 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:07,594 All right. Come on, tiny man. It's you and me, buddy. 1336 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,318 Big boy. There you go. 1337 01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:11,909 (GRUNTS) Yeah. 1338 01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,549 Look, I just want to say, I don't know the whole story, 1339 01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:17,108 but, whatever it is, it'll pass. 1340 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:19,356 I went through a rough time not too long ago, too. 1341 01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:20,953 But look where it led me. 1342 01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:23,231 This is the face of hope. 1343 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:24,440 (MR. BRUNER CHUCKLES) 1344 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,718 All right. Good night. 1345 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,791 I'll be in, in a minute. All right. Good night. 1346 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:32,672 Good night. GREER: Say, "Night-night." 1347 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,671 Good night. Night-night, Daddy. 1348 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,159 Night-night. 1349 01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:38,191 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 1350 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:39,872 I think that's for you. 1351 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:43,954 Come on. 1352 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:54,032 No, that's not my mother. Don't open the door. 1353 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:55,599 Hello there. 1354 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:00,440 (SIGHS) 1355 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:08,628 What are you doing here? 1356 01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:10,035 Get in the car. Let's go. 1357 01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:12,470 No, Mom's picking me up. No, she's not. 1358 01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:13,868 Get in the car. 1359 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:18,000 Well, I don't feel like getting in the car with you and her. 1360 01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:23,831 Do you know what I've been doing all night? 1361 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,797 I'll find another ride. 1362 01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:27,995 Hey. Hey, get in the car. 1363 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,240 Stop! 1364 01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,998 No, you think this is fun for me? 1365 01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:32,758 Let go of me! You think I like this? 1366 01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:33,915 Where were you? 1367 01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:36,918 You can't pick up your phone even once? 1368 01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:38,576 You don't need to pretend to give a shit about me 1369 01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:39,919 just because people are watching. 1370 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:41,149 Oh, give me a break. 1371 01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:42,309 Oh, face it. 1372 01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:44,914 You can't wait to take me home so you can be Mom's little hero. 1373 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,911 You live for that shit. 1374 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:02,829 KRISTA: Just let it go. 1375 01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:05,913 Darian. 1376 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:08,355 Darian? 1377 01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:13,296 Hey, I just want you to know you're right, Nadine. 1378 01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:15,920 Darian, we don't need to do this... You're right about everything! 1379 01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:22,110 I don't give a shit about you. 1380 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:26,637 I'm only here for me, and my life is fuckin' incredible. 1381 01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:28,429 I love it. 1382 01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:33,879 No, I love spending another night talking Mom off the ledge. 1383 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,632 I love only applying to schools nearby 1384 01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:37,176 because who knows what'll happen in the house 1385 01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:38,428 if I'm not around to fix it? 1386 01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:39,794 And I love 1387 01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:42,478 that the one person who makes me feel 1388 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:44,192 like I could take a fuckin' breath, 1389 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,713 I can't have without completely destroying you. 1390 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,079 So, you're right. 1391 01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,236 You're right. It's a blast. 1392 01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:00,069 I win. 1393 01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:09,956 Hey, can you give her a ride home, please? 1394 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,149 Thanks. 1395 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:45,800 (SIGHS) 1396 01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:57,436 Look, I'm not very good at this kind of thing. Uh... 1397 01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:03,429 But I think we both know what needs to be said right now, 1398 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:06,951 so I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 1399 01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:11,833 Get out of the car. 1400 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:13,960 (CHUCKLES) 1401 01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:19,678 (SIGHS) 1402 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:24,156 Bye. See you Monday. 1403 01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:21,434 Hey. 1404 01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:35,390 Look, I just wanted to say that 1405 01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:41,471 I'm sorry for being a bitch tonight. 1406 01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:47,074 For the past couple weeks. 1407 01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:51,396 And the past 17 years before that. 1408 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,275 I know this isn't any easier for you. 1409 01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:58,509 I know that. 1410 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,349 I think some deranged part of me likes thinking 1411 01:29:02,480 --> 01:29:04,994 I'm the only one with real problems. 1412 01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:08,318 Like that makes me special. 1413 01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:15,236 You know, ever since we were little, 1414 01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:17,430 I would get this feeling like... 1415 01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:23,758 Like I'm floating outside of my body, looking down on myself. 1416 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:28,355 And I hate what I see. 1417 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:33,789 How I'm acting, the way I sound. 1418 01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:38,908 And I don't know how to change it. 1419 01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:42,715 And I'm so scared 1420 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:46,712 that that feeling is never gonna go away. 1421 01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:55,558 I'm sorry. 1422 01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:58,519 Really. 1423 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:01,993 Good night. 1424 01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:06,109 Hey, Nadine. 1425 01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:52,676 Good night. Good night. 1426 01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:19,756 Hey. Hey. 1427 01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:21,949 You're up early. 1428 01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:25,709 Uh, yeah. I, um, I got... I got a thing to go to. 1429 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,069 Yeah. 1430 01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,516 (CHUCKLES) Well, have a good day. 1431 01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:35,920 You as well. 1432 01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:40,514 Have a good day, both of you. 1433 01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:41,789 Have a great day. 1434 01:31:42,280 --> 01:31:43,633 Thank you. 1435 01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:45,560 Um... 1436 01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:49,033 Can I call you later? 1437 01:31:50,040 --> 01:31:51,234 Okay. 1438 01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,598 That was good. Mmm-hmm. 1439 01:31:56,680 --> 01:31:58,636 Right? That was so good. 1440 01:31:58,720 --> 01:32:00,073 I miss her. 1441 01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:30,159 Nadine? 1442 01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:40,791 Sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy the films. 1443 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,877 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1444 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:52,319 (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 1445 01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:55,276 (WHISPERS) Turn off your cell phone, please. 1446 01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:57,197 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON SCREEN) 1447 01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:02,232 (WHISPERING) Can I squeeze in? Thanks. 1448 01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:05,675 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1449 01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:20,520 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1450 01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:22,999 (SIGHS) 1451 01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:01,120 (EXHALES) 1452 01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:06,553 Really somethin', wasn't it? Let's keep things going. 1453 01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:09,473 Our next entry, ladies and gentlemen, comes from Erwin Kim of... 1454 01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:10,880 Whoo! 1455 01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:15,436 (CHUCKLES) Thank you. Of Lakewood High. Mr. Kim, would you like to come out 1456 01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:17,158 and say a few words about your film? 1457 01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:23,079 Come on. 1458 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:28,914 Hello. Thank you for coming. Um... 1459 01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:32,954 (STAMMERING) Hope you enjoy this, uh... 1460 01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:36,595 My, uh... 1461 01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:41,797 (CHUCKLES) Uh... 1462 01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:46,316 You can just take this. Thanks. Thank you. 1463 01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:47,400 Whoo. 1464 01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:53,671 Uh, okay. Well, here it is. 1465 01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:55,757 Mr. Kim's film. (CHUCKLES) 1466 01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:58,110 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1467 01:35:02,600 --> 01:35:07,196 NARRATOR: Once upon a time on a planet called Not Saturn 1468 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,868 at Alien Planet High School... 1469 01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:14,599 ALL: Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! 1470 01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:20,076 ...there was an alien adolescent who was struck by love. 1471 01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:21,394 (SMACKS LIPS) 1472 01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:22,480 (CHUCKLES) 1473 01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:26,472 Hmm? Mmm-mmm. 1474 01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:27,869 (SIGHS) 1475 01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:29,800 Hmm? 1476 01:35:29,960 --> 01:35:30,960 Mmm-mmm. 1477 01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:34,153 (EXCLAIMS) Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm! 1478 01:35:34,960 --> 01:35:36,154 (GROWLING) 1479 01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:37,715 (ALL SCREAMING) 1480 01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:38,915 (SHRIEKING) 1481 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:41,036 (GROWLING) (SHRIEKING) 1482 01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:43,515 (BLOWS) 1483 01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:44,600 (GASPS) 1484 01:35:48,360 --> 01:35:50,396 (ALL LAUGHING) 1485 01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:53,156 (SCREAMING) (LAUGHING EVILLY) 1486 01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:55,393 (SIGHS) 1487 01:35:55,840 --> 01:35:56,840 (GROANS) 1488 01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:02,558 (SOFT GRUNTS) 1489 01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:04,160 (GASPS) 1490 01:36:06,080 --> 01:36:08,116 (ROARING) 1491 01:36:09,680 --> 01:36:11,352 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1492 01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:12,840 ALL: Aww. 1493 01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:14,793 (CHATTERING) 1494 01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:16,029 Huh? 1495 01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:18,349 Hmm. 1496 01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:21,040 Oh. 1497 01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:22,160 Aww. 1498 01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:25,635 Uh-oh. 1499 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,797 (MARCHING BAND PLAYING) (CROWD CHEERING) 1500 01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:32,991 Mmm. (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1501 01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:34,274 Too late! 1502 01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:36,228 Pool party! 1503 01:36:36,480 --> 01:36:37,549 (SPLASHES) 1504 01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:40,039 (EXCLAIMING IN DELIGHT) 1505 01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:41,835 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1506 01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:44,711 (SHRIEKING) 1507 01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:49,679 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1508 01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:51,560 Whoo! 1509 01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:57,357 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1510 01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:06,913 Erwin. 1511 01:37:07,840 --> 01:37:09,068 That... 1512 01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:11,400 Wow. 1513 01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:13,831 Well, I mean, I wouldn't go that far. 1514 01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:16,629 It was all right. (LAUGHS) It was amazing. Really. 1515 01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:19,913 Oh, thanks! 1516 01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:27,319 And I got the message, all right? I know... 1517 01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:29,431 I know she's me. 1518 01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:32,712 But I already figured out how great you are. 1519 01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:35,519 You're so fucking great. 1520 01:37:35,600 --> 01:37:38,114 You're like the best person I know. 1521 01:37:41,120 --> 01:37:43,270 What? What's wrong? 1522 01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:46,478 Um, the film wasn't about you. 1523 01:37:47,760 --> 01:37:49,318 (SOFTLY) Oh, God. 1524 01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:51,435 Shoot. 1525 01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:55,120 Sorry, I thought maybe because the hair 1526 01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:57,270 and, like, the cool shoes that... Oh... 1527 01:37:58,440 --> 01:38:01,113 Wow. I'm one of those people that thinks everything is about them. 1528 01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:03,712 I'm just messing with you. 1529 01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:08,438 Yeah, I'm just messing with you. I set that up. 1530 01:38:08,760 --> 01:38:10,398 You shithead. Yes. 1531 01:38:10,480 --> 01:38:12,256 Felt pretty good. You... You being nervous for once. 1532 01:38:12,280 --> 01:38:14,874 And I'm just over here, like, just sniffin' my flowers. 1533 01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:16,040 (LAUGHS) 1534 01:38:16,240 --> 01:38:18,356 I hate you so much. 1535 01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:20,149 You free to hang? 1536 01:38:22,040 --> 01:38:24,713 Yeah, I am. Cleared my whole schedule for you. 1537 01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:26,392 Oh, good. Come on. 1538 01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:28,636 Say hi to some people. 1539 01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:32,750 Dude, you did such a good job. 1540 01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:33,989 Insane! 1541 01:38:34,080 --> 01:38:35,274 Thank you, thank you. 1542 01:38:35,840 --> 01:38:37,353 Guys, this is Nadine. 1543 01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:38,668 Hi. How's it goin'? 1544 01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:39,915 Good, how are you? 1545 01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:42,036 I'm good. Thanks. That was so good. 1546 01:38:42,120 --> 01:38:44,918 I just can't get over it. It was amazing.108547