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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,961 --> 00:00:02,532 It is Friday morning. 2 00:00:02,703 --> 00:00:04,608 And it is another beautiful day, 3 00:00:04,661 --> 00:00:07,687 In Scranton, Pennsylvania. 4 00:00:09,548 --> 00:00:11,226 Oh my God ! 5 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:18,491 Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. 6 00:00:20,685 --> 00:00:22,848 We have a serious problem here. 7 00:00:23,062 --> 00:00:25,049 Alright everybody. Lock the doors. Turn off the lights. 8 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,525 Pretend you're not here. 9 00:00:26,709 --> 00:00:27,499 Are we in danger ? 10 00:00:29,358 --> 00:00:31,170 There's no time to think about it. This is real. 11 00:00:32,593 --> 00:00:34,346 Just shh, everybody. 12 00:00:40,039 --> 00:00:41,590 Michael, should I call the... 13 00:00:42,136 --> 00:00:42,906 What ? 14 00:00:44,309 --> 00:00:48,672 The I.T. tech guy and me, did not get off to a great start. 15 00:01:19,425 --> 00:01:21,711 Synchro : Occeane Transcript : Nikki 16 00:01:23,428 --> 00:01:25,171 Yeah I tried to install it myself. 17 00:01:25,445 --> 00:01:29,423 But, you guys have these things so password-protected. 18 00:01:29,525 --> 00:01:31,950 That just means you have to enter your password. 19 00:01:32,568 --> 00:01:34,031 What's your password, Michael ? 20 00:01:36,488 --> 00:01:37,102 It's... 21 00:01:37,236 --> 00:01:39,220 - 1, 2, 3, 4. - Yes. 22 00:01:46,485 --> 00:01:47,923 Michael ! 23 00:01:49,525 --> 00:01:50,521 - Sorry. - Please don't do that. 24 00:01:50,585 --> 00:01:52,212 Okay, I'm sorry. What is going on in there ? 25 00:01:52,355 --> 00:01:53,503 Why is he here ? 26 00:01:53,838 --> 00:01:54,880 What are you doing? 27 00:01:55,217 --> 00:01:56,131 I can't tell you. 28 00:01:56,198 --> 00:01:58,100 - You have to tell me. - I don't have to tell you anything. 29 00:01:58,217 --> 00:01:59,553 Look, Michael. 30 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,513 I know you don't want to have to think about this. 31 00:02:02,605 --> 00:02:03,903 But if something were to happen to you, 32 00:02:03,955 --> 00:02:06,830 God forbid, then I would need to know in order to take over. 33 00:02:06,987 --> 00:02:08,681 Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, okay ? 34 00:02:08,748 --> 00:02:09,731 I'm in the best shape of my life. 35 00:02:09,936 --> 00:02:10,871 Look at this. 36 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,253 Yeah, but that doesn't matter, you could get a brain aneurysm. 37 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:14,463 - I'm not going to get a br- - Or get hit by a car. 38 00:02:14,546 --> 00:02:16,000 - Stop. - Or a bus or a train. 39 00:02:16,285 --> 00:02:17,603 You could get poisoned. Fall down a well. 40 00:02:17,647 --> 00:02:19,271 - Step on a mine. Choke. - Okay, 41 00:02:19,338 --> 00:02:21,530 If I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, 42 00:02:21,618 --> 00:02:23,000 and die, you can have my job, okay ? 43 00:02:23,558 --> 00:02:25,182 Why don't you just go away ? 44 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:28,582 There are certain things a boss does not share with his employees. 45 00:02:29,196 --> 00:02:30,052 His salary. 46 00:02:30,586 --> 00:02:32,190 That would depress them. 47 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,410 His bed. 48 00:02:34,226 --> 00:02:35,022 It... 49 00:02:36,058 --> 00:02:40,460 And I am not going to tell them that I'll be reading their e-mails. 50 00:02:42,075 --> 00:02:44,741 - So how do you search ? - By keyword phrase. 51 00:02:45,568 --> 00:02:47,560 Try profits. 52 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,602 No, try Michael Scott. 53 00:02:49,887 --> 00:02:53,451 Michael, boss, and funny. 54 00:02:56,486 --> 00:02:57,900 Oh my God ! 55 00:03:00,095 --> 00:03:01,313 E-mail from Stanley. 56 00:03:01,386 --> 00:03:03,572 Stanley, terribly nice guy. 57 00:03:03,938 --> 00:03:05,493 "Sorry I didn't write back sooner." 58 00:03:05,577 --> 00:03:07,983 "I can't go to the game tonight because my boss, Michael is an ass" 59 00:03:08,046 --> 00:03:09,122 "And making me stay late." 60 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:11,170 Well, Stanley's an ass. 61 00:03:11,808 --> 00:03:13,072 Not one of our harder workers. 62 00:03:19,376 --> 00:03:20,721 Hey, what's the deal Michael ? 63 00:03:20,776 --> 00:03:22,283 Why are you spying on our computers ? 64 00:03:22,528 --> 00:03:26,041 Oh, no. Everybody, Oscar's gone crazy. 65 00:03:26,138 --> 00:03:28,000 What other ghost stories have you got for us ? 66 00:03:28,205 --> 00:03:29,742 That I'm a robot ? 67 00:03:31,496 --> 00:03:34,612 I will destroy, everything in my path. 68 00:03:34,706 --> 00:03:36,912 Actually, we just... 69 00:03:38,207 --> 00:03:39,390 - Okay. 70 00:03:41,176 --> 00:03:42,581 - Oil can. Oil can. 71 00:03:45,965 --> 00:03:47,293 Tin man. 72 00:03:47,616 --> 00:03:49,730 Actually we just got a memo from I.T, 73 00:03:49,815 --> 00:03:51,743 saying you're doing e-mail surveillance. 74 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,313 Oh, what ? No, that defeats the whole purpose. 75 00:03:54,357 --> 00:03:56,443 So it's true ? You have access to our e-mails ? 76 00:03:56,545 --> 00:03:57,613 You know what the problem is ? 77 00:03:57,646 --> 00:03:58,642 I think I do. 78 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:02,513 The problem is that when people hear the term "Big Brother", 79 00:04:02,637 --> 00:04:05,320 They immediately think it's scary or bad. 80 00:04:05,386 --> 00:04:08,512 But I don't, I think, "Wow. I love my Big Brother". 81 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:11,193 I gotta erase a lot of stuff. 82 00:04:11,775 --> 00:04:14,582 A LOT, of stuff. 83 00:04:14,865 --> 00:04:18,851 Oh, hey. Just so you know. If you have any sensitive e-mails, 84 00:04:19,005 --> 00:04:20,963 they need to be deleted immediately. 85 00:04:21,175 --> 00:04:22,722 - I know. - Good. 86 00:04:26,335 --> 00:04:27,193 Hey. 87 00:04:31,185 --> 00:04:32,230 Something just happened. 88 00:04:32,387 --> 00:04:36,113 Dwight just told Angela that she has to delete all of her sensitive e-mails. 89 00:04:36,195 --> 00:04:37,553 - Immediately ! - What ? 90 00:04:37,818 --> 00:04:39,270 I know. 91 00:04:40,846 --> 00:04:42,452 - Do you they're like... - No. 92 00:04:42,806 --> 00:04:43,800 Right, no. 93 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:50,893 Maybe. 94 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:53,531 It's like squishing a spider under a book. 95 00:04:54,788 --> 00:04:56,423 It's gonna be really gross. 96 00:04:56,495 --> 00:04:59,410 But I have to look and make sure that it's really dead. 97 00:05:00,415 --> 00:05:01,800 So... 98 00:05:01,985 --> 00:05:03,782 If you guys see anything. 99 00:05:04,366 --> 00:05:05,491 Hey, Dwight ? 100 00:05:06,837 --> 00:05:09,891 My friend is kind of into these two girls that he works with. 101 00:05:10,025 --> 00:05:10,672 Nice. 102 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:12,572 One is tall and brunette. 103 00:05:13,057 --> 00:05:16,191 And the other is short and blond. 104 00:05:16,366 --> 00:05:18,552 And perky and kind of judgmental. 105 00:05:19,588 --> 00:05:21,851 Who do you think he should choose ? 106 00:05:22,507 --> 00:05:24,660 Does he have access to their medical records ? 107 00:05:28,645 --> 00:05:31,082 I think on of the greatest things about modern America, 108 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:33,252 is the computerization of medical records. 109 00:05:33,807 --> 00:05:34,940 As a volunteer sheriff, 110 00:05:34,975 --> 00:05:38,360 I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. 111 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:41,223 Yeast infections. 112 00:05:41,695 --> 00:05:45,250 There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. 113 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,192 Probably, 114 00:05:48,456 --> 00:05:52,580 because we're down river, from that old bread factory. 115 00:05:53,397 --> 00:05:57,581 Meredith has an E-vite, from Jim. 116 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:00,333 "Barbecue at Jim's tonight." 117 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:02,240 Tonight ? 118 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:04,580 Wonder where my e-vitation is ? 119 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,693 Click on guest list. 120 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,863 Angela, Stanley, Oscar... 121 00:06:09,835 --> 00:06:12,662 Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed. 122 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,472 Must be... 123 00:06:17,596 --> 00:06:19,061 No. 124 00:06:24,145 --> 00:06:26,423 Hey, Angela. How's it going ? 125 00:06:26,618 --> 00:06:27,823 It's okay. 126 00:06:27,898 --> 00:06:30,243 Listen, are you bringing anyone to Jim's party tonight ? 127 00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:32,550 No. Are we supposed to ? 128 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,691 No. I mean, I don't know. I don't think so. 129 00:06:36,585 --> 00:06:37,501 Excuse me. 130 00:06:50,657 --> 00:06:54,491 There's always a distance between a boss and the employees. 131 00:06:54,646 --> 00:06:57,360 It is just nature's rule. 132 00:06:57,968 --> 00:06:59,472 It's intimidation, mostly. 133 00:06:59,595 --> 00:07:02,023 It's the awareness that they are not me. 134 00:07:02,245 --> 00:07:04,363 I do think that I am very... 135 00:07:04,785 --> 00:07:08,431 approachable as one of the guys. 136 00:07:09,565 --> 00:07:12,601 But maybe I need to be even approachabler. 137 00:07:14,678 --> 00:07:16,522 - That's pretty. - Yeah. 138 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:20,161 Are you going to eat with us ? 139 00:07:20,605 --> 00:07:22,773 Of course. Hanging with my crew. 140 00:07:23,335 --> 00:07:24,890 Crew that I am one of. 141 00:07:25,025 --> 00:07:28,553 Hanging with my Cup of Noodles. 142 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,582 This is a meal in a cup, right here. 143 00:07:31,645 --> 00:07:33,890 Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college. 144 00:07:34,123 --> 00:07:36,356 Lived on this stuff. Brain food. 145 00:07:37,889 --> 00:07:39,720 You know what I really, really miss about college ? 146 00:07:40,276 --> 00:07:41,576 The parties. 147 00:07:41,769 --> 00:07:45,773 Everybody'd go, the athletes, the nerds, the professors. 148 00:07:46,307 --> 00:07:48,251 The professors would go to the parties ? 149 00:07:48,358 --> 00:07:50,573 Yeah. They were the most fun. 150 00:07:51,615 --> 00:07:53,433 We always invited them. 151 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,963 It's true. I'm having a party. 152 00:07:58,366 --> 00:08:00,672 I've got tree cases of imported beer. 153 00:08:01,258 --> 00:08:02,630 Karaoke machine 154 00:08:02,866 --> 00:08:04,920 And I didn't invite Michael. 155 00:08:05,095 --> 00:08:07,543 So, three ingredients for a great party. 156 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,343 And it's nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, 157 00:08:10,676 --> 00:08:12,821 people wouldn't be able to relax and you know, have fun. 158 00:08:13,067 --> 00:08:15,161 And my roommate wants to meet everybody. 159 00:08:15,736 --> 00:08:18,063 Because, I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up. 160 00:08:20,106 --> 00:08:21,890 He is very real. 161 00:08:27,467 --> 00:08:28,510 What ? 162 00:08:32,237 --> 00:08:35,263 Oh! Yes! Thank you. 163 00:08:43,096 --> 00:08:44,250 Question. 164 00:08:44,427 --> 00:08:46,551 On the internet, there are several different options, 165 00:08:46,597 --> 00:08:48,361 to get to your house for the party tonight. 166 00:08:48,786 --> 00:08:51,212 No, no, no. Keep that down. 167 00:08:51,786 --> 00:08:52,940 Why ? 168 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,811 Because not everybody knows about the party. 169 00:08:56,497 --> 00:08:58,571 Like who ? Who doesn't know ? 170 00:08:59,837 --> 00:09:01,003 Michael. 171 00:09:02,335 --> 00:09:04,340 Why just Michael ? 172 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:07,382 Because it's a surprise. 173 00:09:07,787 --> 00:09:08,450 Is it ? 174 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:09,800 Oh, that's perfect. 175 00:09:10,638 --> 00:09:11,582 So don't tell. 176 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:12,802 - I won't. - Okay. 177 00:09:14,545 --> 00:09:17,741 So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael. 178 00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:19,952 - Really ? That's great. - I know. 179 00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:21,911 Maybe we can get him to hide and wait somewhere. 180 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:24,772 Oh man. 181 00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:28,022 Oh, you know what ? Speaking of which, I was just trying to get a handle on, 182 00:09:28,116 --> 00:09:30,271 You know, the numbers for food and stuff. 183 00:09:30,335 --> 00:09:32,341 So do you think Roy's gonna come or... 184 00:09:32,395 --> 00:09:33,663 Oh, no, he can't make it. 185 00:09:33,758 --> 00:09:35,500 Oh, okay. Cool. 186 00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:40,253 - Hey there. - Hey. 187 00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:42,162 Almost quitting time. 188 00:09:42,377 --> 00:09:44,641 Yup. It's, 4:00. 189 00:09:45,176 --> 00:09:49,542 One more hour to take care of anything you forgot to do. 190 00:09:52,445 --> 00:09:55,301 Hey, you know, I don't know if you have any plans tonight. 191 00:09:55,447 --> 00:09:57,281 But if you don't, we could hang out. 192 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,283 - I can't. - You have plans ? 193 00:10:04,678 --> 00:10:06,420 - Yeah, I do. - Yeah, I do too, I do too. 194 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,761 - You do? - Big plans. I do yeah. 195 00:10:08,865 --> 00:10:09,452 Because you just... 196 00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:11,423 - You wanted to hang out. - Tonight, no I can't do it tonight. 197 00:10:11,537 --> 00:10:14,693 Improv class. I have improv class. Hanging out with... 198 00:10:14,817 --> 00:10:16,131 - Really ? - My improve buds.Yeah. 199 00:10:16,285 --> 00:10:17,443 Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun. 200 00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:19,072 Oh, it's the best. It's the best. 201 00:10:19,128 --> 00:10:20,951 I would not miss it for the world. 202 00:10:21,047 --> 00:10:23,193 But if something else came up, I would definitely not go. 203 00:10:26,456 --> 00:10:28,262 Improv sounds great. 204 00:10:28,797 --> 00:10:30,751 It is. 205 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,043 Okay. 206 00:10:36,116 --> 00:10:37,442 Alright. 207 00:10:38,837 --> 00:10:40,011 What ? 208 00:10:40,217 --> 00:10:42,763 I think Stanley just coughed. 209 00:10:50,657 --> 00:10:53,261 Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk you to your vehicular transport ? 210 00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:55,042 - No thanks. - Alright. 211 00:10:55,305 --> 00:10:57,151 - Oscar, you have big plans tonight... - I'm on a call. 212 00:10:57,235 --> 00:10:57,982 Okay. 213 00:10:58,066 --> 00:10:59,970 Kevin. Big man, big man ! 214 00:11:00,048 --> 00:11:01,481 What are you doing tonight ? Where you off to ? 215 00:11:01,545 --> 00:11:02,900 My brother is in town. 216 00:11:03,027 --> 00:11:05,671 and we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival... 217 00:11:05,717 --> 00:11:07,171 - ...at the Si... - Okay, alright. 218 00:11:07,265 --> 00:11:10,962 Hey, Angela. Rushy, rushy. Where you rushing off to ? 219 00:11:11,207 --> 00:11:13,873 - I'm just leaving for the day. - Yeah. Where are you headed ? 220 00:11:14,527 --> 00:11:16,813 Charity. Bake Drive. 221 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,172 - Liar ! You are a liar. - No, I'm not ! 222 00:11:21,536 --> 00:11:24,030 Dwight. Oh, Dwight, my loyal compadre. 223 00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:26,503 You and I are hanging tonight. 224 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:31,342 The two of us. We are celebrating, our freedom and our manhood. 225 00:11:32,165 --> 00:11:34,300 You know what ? Why don't we watch that show you've been wanting to watch? 226 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,822 That stupid Battleship Galaxy. 227 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:37,902 Battlestar Galactica ? 228 00:11:38,026 --> 00:11:40,770 That's, whatever stupid show you want to watch, we're watching it. 229 00:11:40,885 --> 00:11:44,011 Unfortunately I've got plans. I have to go to practice. 230 00:11:45,045 --> 00:11:46,513 Soccer practice. 231 00:11:46,877 --> 00:11:48,921 I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight. 232 00:11:49,138 --> 00:11:50,283 Clarinet. 233 00:11:50,457 --> 00:11:51,981 You too, Dwight ? 234 00:11:52,556 --> 00:11:53,501 Have fun tonight. 235 00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:57,441 Whatever it is that you're doing. And I'll see you Monday. 236 00:12:00,205 --> 00:12:01,342 He has no idea. 237 00:12:09,018 --> 00:12:11,330 Quick announcement everybody, if I can get everybody's attention. 238 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,031 We do have wine in the kitchen. 239 00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:15,722 And there is, ah, beer available on the porch. 240 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:18,673 nd despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly. 241 00:12:18,755 --> 00:12:20,211 - So please enjoy. - Jim ! 242 00:12:20,316 --> 00:12:22,433 You really think this is a good idea ? 243 00:12:22,836 --> 00:12:24,640 A hide-a-key rock? 244 00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:26,420 Hey, you must be Dwight. 245 00:12:26,485 --> 00:12:28,581 - You don't work with us. - That's because Mark's my roommate. 246 00:12:29,985 --> 00:12:31,672 Hey, I love the Birkenstocks. 247 00:12:31,737 --> 00:12:33,103 Thanks. Yeah. 248 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:36,312 I always keep an extra set in the car for special occasions. 249 00:12:37,237 --> 00:12:38,780 Jim, come here. 250 00:12:39,037 --> 00:12:40,862 When is the guest of honor coming ? 251 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,750 - Later-ish. - He's going to love it ! 252 00:12:44,857 --> 00:12:46,483 Great. 253 00:12:46,816 --> 00:12:50,042 I just wanted to let you guys know that we will be taking the tour like I promised 254 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,751 Hey ! Just in time. 255 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:54,112 Do you want to go on a group tour ? We were just about to leave. 256 00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:54,713 Definitely. 257 00:12:54,718 --> 00:12:57,042 Well, the group tour is now leaving then. 258 00:12:57,238 --> 00:12:58,360 Ladies and gentlemen ! 259 00:12:58,408 --> 00:12:59,911 Just a few things that we're going to be pointing out to you today. 260 00:13:00,136 --> 00:13:02,241 You will be able to see both bedrooms. 261 00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:05,512 If we're lucky, maybe get a chance to peek into the bathroom. 262 00:13:05,607 --> 00:13:09,151 Who knows ? I have to remind you also that flash photography is prohibited. 263 00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:12,313 And as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. 264 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:13,843 I know you might want to. 265 00:13:14,108 --> 00:13:15,190 Hey, is Katy coming ? 266 00:13:15,476 --> 00:13:17,033 Actually, I haven't talked to her in a while. 267 00:13:18,388 --> 00:13:19,300 Is it cool if I call her? 268 00:13:19,807 --> 00:13:21,401 We'll talk about that later. 269 00:13:21,828 --> 00:13:24,222 Okay, let's get right into it. I need two people for the first scene. 270 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:26,680 Mr. Kotter. 271 00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:28,410 Mr. Kot-ter ! 272 00:13:28,587 --> 00:13:30,533 Okay, Michael. And... 273 00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:34,852 Anybody ? How about Marybeth ? 274 00:13:35,526 --> 00:13:37,090 - Okay. - Come on. 275 00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:40,051 - Okay, so you start us off, Marybeth. -Alright, great. 276 00:13:46,485 --> 00:13:48,561 Detective Michael Scarn, I'm with the F.B.I. 277 00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:49,360 Think about this. 278 00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:54,330 What is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies or in real life? 279 00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:56,172 Somebody has a gun. 280 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,580 That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it. 281 00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:02,062 You just can't. 282 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,971 I'm supposed to meet my doctor here. 283 00:14:04,057 --> 00:14:06,603 Have you seen him ? He's a very angry midget. 284 00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:09,232 Boom ! Freeze ! Michael Scoon, F.B.I. 285 00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:10,583 You know what you did 286 00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,742 Yeah, you thought you could get away with your little ruse didn't you? 287 00:14:15,848 --> 00:14:18,303 Didn't you ? Well, you didn't. 288 00:14:18,366 --> 00:14:20,770 Because I know where you hid the diamonds. 289 00:14:20,835 --> 00:14:23,023 I've been on to you and your little friends for weeks. 290 00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:26,782 I'm not even in the scene. 291 00:14:26,976 --> 00:14:28,370 Stop, stop ! Stop. 292 00:14:30,006 --> 00:14:31,702 - Okay, you shot me. Great. Stop. - Why... 293 00:14:31,818 --> 00:14:34,082 You can't just shoot everyone in the scene. 294 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,361 if you hadn't stopped the scene, you would've seen where it was going. 295 00:14:36,558 --> 00:14:37,800 Okay. What about the scene the set up ? 296 00:14:39,176 --> 00:14:40,332 No, it wasn't. 297 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:43,162 No more guns. No. No. Michael. 298 00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:45,411 I want you to give me all the guns you have. 299 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,820 Just get rid of all your guns and give them to me. 300 00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:50,253 Great. 301 00:14:51,906 --> 00:14:53,061 Okay. 302 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,280 Jim's bedroom. 303 00:15:04,846 --> 00:15:07,503 See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour. 304 00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:10,001 Cool. This is your desk. 305 00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:12,373 - This is my desk. - Your home office ? 306 00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:14,662 Home office. This is it. 307 00:15:14,786 --> 00:15:17,050 Yeah. You have to sit down so I can get the full effect. 308 00:15:17,198 --> 00:15:19,520 Okay. Sure, will do. 309 00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:23,862 Okay, wait. So that would make me... 310 00:15:25,336 --> 00:15:26,911 Like right here. 311 00:15:27,048 --> 00:15:27,811 Yeah. 312 00:15:28,288 --> 00:15:29,620 Yep, that feels about right. 313 00:15:29,707 --> 00:15:31,531 And then Dwight would be like... 314 00:15:31,658 --> 00:15:33,551 You know what ? Let's just leave that image out of it. 315 00:15:33,595 --> 00:15:35,072 Because this is a happy place. 316 00:15:35,207 --> 00:15:37,172 Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts. 317 00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:42,370 - Yearbook. - Yeah, you don't have to. 318 00:15:42,928 --> 00:15:45,882 Alright, yes, that's not gonna be awkward at all. 319 00:15:50,756 --> 00:15:51,401 Oh, yeah. 320 00:15:51,508 --> 00:15:53,610 You were so dorky ! 321 00:15:53,956 --> 00:15:55,830 Thank you. 322 00:16:02,785 --> 00:16:04,253 - Freeze ! - I'm in. 323 00:16:04,327 --> 00:16:05,512 You want to go over the rules one more time ? 324 00:16:05,578 --> 00:16:07,253 No, no, no. 325 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,113 I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune. 326 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,891 I promise it's worth it. 327 00:16:18,016 --> 00:16:20,312 Oh, I can see you walking out of here. 328 00:16:20,366 --> 00:16:22,253 And you're thrilled with your reading. 329 00:16:24,587 --> 00:16:26,382 What are you... 330 00:16:33,455 --> 00:16:35,663 - Michael, what did you tell him ? - Nothing. 331 00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:38,213 Then why are his hands up ? Bill ? 332 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,001 He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun. 333 00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:45,810 Okay, let's call it a day. 334 00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:47,282 That was good. 335 00:16:48,587 --> 00:16:50,083 Good work, everybody. 336 00:16:50,156 --> 00:16:52,841 Angela, burger, dog ? 337 00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:54,360 Having fun? 338 00:16:54,658 --> 00:16:56,590 I got sap on me. 339 00:16:56,977 --> 00:16:58,753 Chicken, hot dog, burger. 340 00:16:59,897 --> 00:17:01,771 I'm a vegetarian. 341 00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:04,271 There's soda inside. 342 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,640 I didn't think the premium laser color copy batch would sell as well as it did, 343 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,003 would sell as well as it did. 344 00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:10,410 It surprised us all. I'll tell you why, because. 345 00:17:10,535 --> 00:17:13,053 I'm sorry, guys, can we please not talk about paper ? 346 00:17:13,505 --> 00:17:15,531 There's gotta be something else that we can talk about. 347 00:17:23,507 --> 00:17:26,703 I think it's alright. I mean, Jesus drank wine. 348 00:17:31,707 --> 00:17:34,163 Hey, Phyllis. Come here for a second. 349 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:35,001 Sure. 350 00:17:35,148 --> 00:17:39,521 Have you heard anything about any secret office romances or... 351 00:17:39,836 --> 00:17:41,752 You tell me. 352 00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:44,753 Well, you do mean you and Jim, right ? 353 00:17:46,675 --> 00:17:48,360 Oh, God. I am so sorry. 354 00:17:48,457 --> 00:17:51,242 I mean, I thought, you guys hang out all the time. 355 00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:54,503 And you're talking all the time. I'm sorry, it's like... 356 00:17:54,686 --> 00:17:56,861 It's okay. It's okay. 357 00:17:59,707 --> 00:18:02,911 Not so fast, fire guy. 358 00:18:04,888 --> 00:18:06,400 How do we get to Bernie's Tavern from here ? 359 00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:07,992 So, Bernie's, huh? 360 00:18:06,496 --> 00:18:07,990 - Don't worry, we're all going to carpool. - So, Bernie's ? 361 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,672 We're all going to Bernie's ? 362 00:18:10,786 --> 00:18:12,450 Sorry. We're not going as a group. 363 00:18:13,045 --> 00:18:14,612 It's just a private friend who happens to know 364 00:18:14,688 --> 00:18:17,281 all of us from different ways is throwing a private birthday thing. 365 00:18:17,278 --> 00:18:18,060 Right, right, right. 366 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:21,002 Well, guys, I'd love to go to Bernie's with you but I have an office party. 367 00:18:21,108 --> 00:18:23,480 Big office party I need to go to. So, can't get out of it. 368 00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:24,721 - Good job. - Hey, see you later. 369 00:18:24,815 --> 00:18:26,683 Nice job Bill. 370 00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:27,900 Not. 371 00:18:37,205 --> 00:18:39,563 hey, how's your new side project going ? 372 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,062 - Oh, yeah, I gave that up - Really ? 373 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,401 Yeah. It turns out I was, just grasping at straws. 374 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,222 Just becase two people are hanging out, 375 00:18:48,307 --> 00:18:50,522 it doesn't mean that they're together. 376 00:18:50,615 --> 00:18:52,681 You know ? Like people can just be friends. 377 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,323 And I think that it was really unfair of us, 378 00:18:55,357 --> 00:18:57,151 to assume that there was anything else going on. 379 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:05,233 "Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore." 380 00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:07,703 "And I- and I've got all my l..." 381 00:19:07,696 --> 00:19:09,241 SURPRISE ! 382 00:19:11,328 --> 00:19:12,522 - Everybody. - Dwight. 383 00:19:13,638 --> 00:19:15,763 Who opened the morgue for this thing ? 384 00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:17,540 I was just driving by. Thought I'd drop in. 385 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,422 Here's some wine. I would love a glass if you're gonna open it. 386 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,450 Hello temp. Take my jacket. 387 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,983 Oh, come on. That guy ? 388 00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:30,362 He is a good guy. Not a terrorist. 389 00:19:30,956 --> 00:19:32,320 Karaoke. I love it. 390 00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:35,533 I am a karaoke fiend ! 391 00:19:35,897 --> 00:19:38,353 I call dibs, I've got next. I've got next up. 392 00:19:38,688 --> 00:19:42,092 Come on. Let's, Let's get this party started ! 393 00:19:43,177 --> 00:19:45,322 Okay. Where's that wine ? 394 00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:49,640 Okay, this is a duet, so, somebody else ? 395 00:19:49,736 --> 00:19:53,223 Pam, you want to... Come up and sing this one. 396 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,520 Need somebody else. Takers, please. 397 00:19:56,795 --> 00:20:01,091 "Baby when I met you there was peace unknown" 398 00:20:01,215 --> 00:20:02,021 Kelly ? 399 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:05,650 "I tried to get you with a fine tooth comb" 400 00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:11,571 "I was soft inside, there was something going on" 401 00:20:11,738 --> 00:20:14,811 This is the part that goes to the, girl. 402 00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:20,241 "You do something to me that I can't explain." 403 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:05,213 Talk ! Just talk ! 404 00:21:05,237 --> 00:21:06,440 - I am... - Shut up ! 405 00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:07,170 Funny story. 406 00:21:07,277 --> 00:21:09,432 They way I got into improv was, 407 00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:10,902 I got into improv, 408 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,333 The story about me getting into improv was, 409 00:21:13,445 --> 00:21:16,933 that I was walking down the street, that I waw walking down the street. 410 00:21:17,107 --> 00:21:18,293 And the guy says : 411 00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:20,802 "Hey, you're funny, you're the funniest guy I've ever seen. " 412 00:21:20,908 --> 00:21:24,171 "Or my name is not Dale Earnhardt." 413 00:21:25,347 --> 00:21:27,042 And that was an improv. 414 00:21:28,986 --> 00:21:31,531 The real way was that I found a flyer. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 30658

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