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Where is my desk ?
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That is weird.
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This is not funny, this is totally
unprofessional.
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Okay, well, you're the
one who lost the desk.
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- I didn't lose my desk
- Okay, calm down.
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Where was the last place
you saw it ?
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Okay, who moved my desk ?
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I think you should
retrace your steps.
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Okay, I am going to tell Michael.
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And this entire office
will be punished.
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Colder.
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Warmer.
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Little warmer.
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There you go, ooh, warmer.
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Warmer.
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Warmer, warmer !
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Warmer, cold, cold ! Cold !
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Back up !
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Ooh, ooh, warmer.
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Hot, red hot. Hot.
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Very hot.
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- Dwight Schrute.
- Hi Dwight !
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What sort of discounts are we giving
on the 20 pound white bond ?
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Jim, I've given you this
information like 20 times.
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I know.
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It's by the ream ?
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- Uh, yeah.
- It is now 9.78.
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- So it's a discount of 7%.
- Okay thank you,
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I got to get back to work.
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Wash your hands Kevin.
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Saison 2 - Episode 6
The Fight
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Script: Nikki (twiztv.com)
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Synchronisation
Occeane & El Uploador
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pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
www.forom.com
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Right. Oh, well,
let me just check the pricing list.
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- Hold on one second.
- Sensei...
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Hello, it's sempai.
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Dwight.
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You know what, let me give
you a call right back.
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I'm going to find it and then
I'll call you back. Thanks.
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Yes, I just had a ques...
Yes, sensei.
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Arigato goazai mashta. Hai.
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- Was that you mom ?
- No. That was my sensei.
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- Thought it was your mom.
- I am now sempai,
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which is assistant sensei.
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Assistant to the sensei,
that's pretty cool.
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- Assistant sensei.
- Okay.
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I am a practitioner of Goju-Ryu
ka-ra-te, here in Scranton.
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- Hai !
- 2 !
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- Hai !
- Dwight, stamp and kick back. 3.
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My sensei, Ira, recently
promoted me to purple belt.
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And gave me duties of a sempai.
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Not that a lot of people here in
America know what a sempai is.
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But it's equally as
respected as a sensei.
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I don't want to stay until
7:00 again this year.
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I don't really have any
control over that, Stanley.
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Michael tends to procrastinate...
a bit whenever he has to do work.
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Time cards.
He has to sign these every Friday.
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Purchase orders have to be approved
at the end of every month.
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And expense reports.
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All he has to do is initial these,
at the end of every quarter.
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But once a year, it all falls on
the same Friday. And that's today.
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I call it the perfect storm.
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"I don't want to work,"
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"I just want to bang
on this mug all day."
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Did you ask me here
for any specific reason?
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Ah, yes, I did.
Here's the bizzle.
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I have a very top secret
mission for you.
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I want you to update all the
emergency contact information.
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- Why is that secret ?
- Hello. Oh, God
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Busy work.
Ah, get away, get away. Cretin.
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I put stickers so you know
where to sign.
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Yes, thanks, I know where to sign.
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It's just that last year, you...
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Last year, they were out of
order, weren't they, Pam.
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Well, the last pickup for
overnight deliveries is at 7:00.
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So you need to have them
signed by then. Or much earlier.
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Shalax, Pam.
Stop Pam-MSing.
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That's pretty good.
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Actually, I'm sending Ryan
on a top secret mission.
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Tell her what it is.
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Updating emergency contacts ?
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Well, is that really a priority ?
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Is it a priority ?
Oh, I don't know.
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What if there's a tornado, Pam ?
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People's legs are crushed
under rubble.
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Please, would you be so kind as to
call my wife ? No I can't.
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Because we don't have any
emergency contact information.
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Because Pam said
it wasn't a priority.
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Think. Think with your head Pam.
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Okay, well, she walks out.
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That's the problem with being a
boss, is that when you are tough,
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they resent you, and when you
are cool, they walk all over you.
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- Catch-22.
- Catch-22, yes.
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Why don't you give me your contact
information to start with ?
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Okay? What's your cell ?
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- Larissa Halpert.
- What's her address ?
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- 117 Vonburgen Street.
- Hello.
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Hey Ryan.
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This is Michael Jackson,
calling from Wonderland.
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You mean Neverland ?
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This is Tito.
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What ?
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Calling from...
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Your major and minor
lines cross at a ridge.
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That sucks.
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You're making this up as
you go along, aren't you ?
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- I am just following the web site.
- Well, at least I don't have cavities.
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Yes, you have very nice teeth.
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T hanks
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Who's your emergency contact ?
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Stacey.
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Pick up.
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Hello ?
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This is Mike Tyson.
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Hey, Dwight.
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As sempai, do you ever think
there's gonna be a day,
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where humans and robots can
peacefully coexist ?
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Impossible.
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The way they're programmed...
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- You're mocking me.
- No, I'm not.
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Well, let me offer you
a little piece of advice.
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I am not afraid, to make
an example out of you.
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That's not advice.
What advice sounds like is this.
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Don't ever bring your
purple belt to work,
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because someone might...
steal it.
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- Okay, give that back to me.
- Okay, say please.
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- No, that is not a toy.
- Please.
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- Please ?
- Good.
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And it absolutely is a toy.
Arigato.
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Arigato. This is not a toy.
This is a message,
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for the entire office.
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So that everyone could see that I am
capable of physically dominating them.
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And this is more of
a ying yang thing.
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The Michael is all cursive,
Scott all caps.
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Left brain, right brain.
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Or duality of man.
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Could you practice on the forms ?
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No women or children,
unless provoked.
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Okay, Roy.
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- Warehouse guy. Doesn't count.
- Okay
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Michael. Could you beat up Michael ?
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Yeah, I don't think
that would happen.
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- Cause we're friends.
- Because I would kick his ass.
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Well, Dwight's a purple belt. So...
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So ? I've beat up black belts.
Yeah.
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How'd you know they were
black belts ?
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They told me, after.
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See, I used to run with a very
tough crowd, street fighter types.
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Real, real bad people.
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I'm just lucky I got out.
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Is your wife still your contact ?
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Ex-wife, yeah.
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Her last name is Becker now.
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Okay.
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You don't need to write ex.
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And after that, nobody ever messed
with the damn rascals ever again.
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Sounds tough.
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When you're a jet, your're a jet
all the way, right ?
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You're a jet ?
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Have you signed
the expense reports yet?
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Yes, in theory I have.
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I just need to cross some
Ts and dot some Is.
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Alright.
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I am going to be in my office
if anybody needs me.
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Oh Michael !
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Sleeper hold. Bedtime for vato.
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- Stop it.
- You are, the weakest link !
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I'm friends with everybody
in this office.
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We're all best friends
I love everybody here.
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But sometimes your best friends,
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start coming in to work late and,
start having dentist appointments
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that aren't dentist appointments.
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And that is when it's nice
to let them know
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that you could beat them up.
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- Just hit me. You'll see.
- I can't,
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- cause I just got a manicure. So...
- Oh, queer !
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Eye, Queer Eye. That's a good show.
Important show.
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Go ahead, do it.
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- Just have Dwight punch you.
- Oh, yeah
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Well, that would be
kind of worthless,
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because I know a ton of 14 years
old girls who could kick his ass.
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- You know a ton of 14-year-old girls ?
- What belt are they ?
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Look, Dwight is a wuss.
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- When we rented Armageddon...
- No...
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he cried at the end of it.
He did.
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Michael, I told you...
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That was because it was
New Year's Eve,
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and it started to snow
at exactly midnight.
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"Oh, Bruce Willis, they're going to
leave him on the asteroid."
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- Okay I'll punch you.
- Okay, here we go.
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Alright, come on.
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Did I want to harm Michael, the one
man I've been hired to protect ?
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- No, I did not.
- Are you okay ?
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- Yes.
- Are you sure you're all right ?
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Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
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I come from a long line of fighters.
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My maternal grandfather, was
the toughest guy I ever knew.
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World War II veteran.
Killed 20 men,
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then spent the rest of the
war in an allied prison camp.
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My father battled blood
pressure and obesity all his life.
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Different kind of fight.
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Okay, he has to be stopped.
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Please, please, please,
please, just ask Michael.
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- I don't know.
- Okay
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Okay. I'll buy you a bag of chips.
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Why are you twisting around?
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- French onion ?
- Obviously.
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Kevin, why are you
spinning around ?
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- Okay.
- Yes.
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Take this pen, okay.
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And stab me with it.
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- Go away.
- I just have a quick question.
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I haven't signed them, okay ?
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No, it's not that.
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I was just wondering, since I'm
probably going to have to stay late
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could you ask Dwight to stay late too,
so he can walk me to my car ?
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Nice.
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Come in.
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Pam, I hate to break this to you,
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but Dwight can't stop you
from being mugged.
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He's just not tough enough.
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He's a purple belt.
That's really high.
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I could beat up Dwight.
That's ridiculous.
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I can murder him.
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- It's just that out there, you...
- Oh, is that what they're saying?
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- Yeah, kind of.
- Okay.
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Alright.
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Where's Dwight ?
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- Kitchen.
- Okay.
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Try it again. Here we go.
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Good.
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- It way actually pretty good, right ?
- Excellent.
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Now watch.
Let me take you from behind.
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Watch out Kelly,
might sucker punch you.
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- I didn't sucker punch you Michael.
- No, really ?
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In case you didn't remember,
I was defending my honor.
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- Like samoura�.
- Really, oh, is that it ?
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Well, the offer, Dwight,
was for one punch,
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which I absorbed.
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I had no idea that there'd be a
second punch. So, catch-22.
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Okay, fine, tit for tit.
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Give it your best shot,
two punches, go.
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Look, if we were in a bar,
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right now, there would be
two punches.
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Me punching you and
you hitting the floor.
247
00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,750
No, I'd block your first punch,
rending ineffective.
248
00:12:30,777 --> 00:12:31,590
- Really
- Yeah
249
00:12:31,635 --> 00:12:34,222
You know what, you're just lucky
that we're at work right now.
250
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:37,093
- What about, Dwight's dojo ?
- No, they just have classes.
251
00:12:37,118 --> 00:12:38,640
It's free during the day,
it's fine.
252
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,843
- Look !
- I've got the key.
253
00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:41,091
- Hey, Michael !
- Hey, Toby.
254
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:41,952
Any word on those...
255
00:12:42,007 --> 00:12:45,000
You know what ? I have an idea,
why don't you just leave right now?
256
00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:47,521
Why don't you walk away
from the room, okay ?
257
00:12:48,817 --> 00:12:50,030
Fine.
258
00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:51,793
We'll go at lunch.
259
00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:54,791
Pam, make an announcement.
260
00:12:56,065 --> 00:12:57,610
Figure out carpools.
261
00:13:00,616 --> 00:13:03,191
Well, we're all getting
excited to see this fight
262
00:13:03,327 --> 00:13:06,710
The Albany branch is working right
through lunch to prevent downsizing.
263
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:10,501
But Michael, he decided to
extend our lunch by an hour...
264
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:14,200
so that we could all go down to
the dojo and watch him fight Dwight.
265
00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:19,513
Fight, Fight, fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, I'm coming, fight.
266
00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:25,283
Sorry.
267
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:38,203
I recognize that. That is Japanese
for California roll.
268
00:13:38,437 --> 00:13:39,441
No it's not.
269
00:13:39,477 --> 00:13:41,161
I think it is, a guy told me
about that.
270
00:13:41,205 --> 00:13:43,451
Actually, it's a symbol
for eternal discipline.
271
00:13:44,398 --> 00:13:46,813
- Wow, that is really interesting.
- What ?
272
00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:49,571
Your love line... I'm just kidding,
I can't see anything.
273
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,040
Look closer.
274
00:13:51,895 --> 00:13:53,610
- Oh-kay.
- One point for me.
275
00:13:53,645 --> 00:13:54,810
- Tied up.
- Oh you're dead
276
00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:57,413
What ? What are you going to do?
Bring it Beesly. Bring it.
277
00:13:57,577 --> 00:13:58,951
Ooh, yeah. Good move.
278
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,382
Ooh, not such an ultimate
fighter now, huh ?
279
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,690
Hey, put me down.
Put me down !
280
00:14:04,107 --> 00:14:05,851
Oh my God. Hey, put me down.
281
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,260
Hey.
282
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,913
Okay, gentlemen, listen up.
283
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:16,280
After a clean strike to the chest,
284
00:14:16,376 --> 00:14:19,921
stomach, or kidneys, I will
separate you and award a point.
285
00:14:20,158 --> 00:14:21,650
First person to three wins, alright?
286
00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:23,591
- Yes, sensei !
- Lot of rules. Lot of rules.
287
00:14:23,638 --> 00:14:26,232
On the street, we didn't
have any rules. Maybe one,
288
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,092
no kicks to the groin,
home for dinner.
289
00:14:28,545 --> 00:14:29,601
Hajime!
290
00:14:31,077 --> 00:14:32,661
- What the hell was that ?
- Dwight.
291
00:14:32,687 --> 00:14:33,633
- Yes.
- No way.
292
00:14:33,646 --> 00:14:34,510
- One point.
- Okay.
293
00:14:34,538 --> 00:14:35,422
- Eat it !
- Alright
294
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,471
- That's the way you want to do it ?
- Two more.
295
00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:39,700
You want to play dirty, huh?
Okay, game on, man.
296
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:42,103
- Sweep the leg.
- I'm coming at you, man.
297
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,523
Ha ! Okay, purple belt.
298
00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:52,533
- Okay, I got it.
- No.
299
00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:54,313
- I got his pants.
- That was my pants.
300
00:14:54,775 --> 00:14:56,343
No points for pants.
301
00:14:56,995 --> 00:14:59,602
Dwight, you have...
No, look. No, you have something...
302
00:14:59,707 --> 00:15:00,972
You have something...
303
00:15:01,226 --> 00:15:03,023
God, you look like such an idiot.
304
00:15:12,195 --> 00:15:13,271
Clean technique gentlemen.
305
00:15:13,388 --> 00:15:15,812
Come on. Do that again.
Do that again. I dare you.
306
00:15:17,657 --> 00:15:20,131
Okay, break. Break. No holding.
307
00:15:20,205 --> 00:15:22,631
Oh, you can't see ?
You can't see ?
308
00:15:23,128 --> 00:15:25,183
One point. Two points. Three points.
309
00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:27,283
- I said break.
- How many points now ?
310
00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:28,673
I win, I win.
311
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,200
No, you didn't.
312
00:15:33,577 --> 00:15:35,563
Eight points, nine points.
313
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,492
Stop it. No.
314
00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:40,531
Come on, Michael!
315
00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:42,572
- Open your mouth.
- No, Michael !
316
00:15:58,227 --> 00:15:59,341
You talkin' to me ?
317
00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:01,620
You talkin' to me ?
318
00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:04,071
Raging Bull, Pacino.
319
00:16:04,636 --> 00:16:06,883
Oh, I want that footage.
I want it. I need it.
320
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,062
Oh, I have to get back to work.
I have lots of work.
321
00:16:10,855 --> 00:16:12,871
Check this out, come here.
322
00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:15,353
There he is, Mr.Temp.
323
00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:17,943
Having lunch by the car.
324
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,740
Let us play with him.
325
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:22,381
See what we can learn.
326
00:16:29,425 --> 00:16:31,421
Oh, we're playing phone tag.
327
00:16:32,597 --> 00:16:34,533
Seven new messages.
328
00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:36,121
First new message.
329
00:16:36,236 --> 00:16:38,942
Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein.
330
00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:43,453
- Next message.- Hey Ryan, this is your girlfriend.
331
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,440
And I'm mad.
332
00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:10,582
My emergency contact
is Todd Packer.
333
00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:13,971
Todd F. Packer
334
00:17:14,056 --> 00:17:16,292
- You know what the F stands for ?
- Fudge ?
335
00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:19,053
Yeah.
Oh, come in.
336
00:17:19,615 --> 00:17:21,073
Oh, hey, Karate Kid.
337
00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:23,032
The Hillary Swank version.
338
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,341
Hi, how are you ?
339
00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:27,912
I need to change my emergency
contact information
340
00:17:28,075 --> 00:17:29,291
from Michael Scott.
341
00:17:29,777 --> 00:17:32,493
- Okay, to what ?
- Just put...
342
00:17:33,576 --> 00:17:34,880
The hospital.
343
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:36,891
Contact number :
344
00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:38,282
Just put 911.
345
00:17:39,777 --> 00:17:41,871
He is such a sore loser.
346
00:17:42,076 --> 00:17:43,732
You heard obviously,
347
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,451
that I mopped the floor
with him this afternoon.
348
00:17:47,986 --> 00:17:51,543
You know what, do yourself a favor.
Just leave me as his contact.
349
00:17:51,807 --> 00:17:54,843
And I will call the hospital.
Cut out the middleman.
350
00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:07,160
- Later Jim.
- Later Kev.
351
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:16,320
- Have a good weekend.
- Yeah, you too.
352
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:29,842
Yeah.
353
00:18:30,007 --> 00:18:31,460
I have the emergency contacts.
354
00:18:31,587 --> 00:18:34,031
Just lay 'em on the chair.
I'll take it from here.
355
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,982
So what you up to this weekend ?
356
00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:40,282
Hanging out with some
friends probably.
357
00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:42,321
Well, if you do anything crazy,
give me a shout.
358
00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:44,340
Yeah. Alright, I will,
see you Monday.
359
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,590
Alright. Bye.
360
00:18:55,326 --> 00:18:57,702
- Dwight ?
- Michael, did you finish yet ?
361
00:18:57,907 --> 00:19:00,230
This close. Dwight, may I speak
with you for a minute.
362
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:01,292
I'm busy.
363
00:19:01,325 --> 00:19:03,152
Well, busier.
But I'm making the time.
364
00:19:03,216 --> 00:19:05,432
Michael, can't your conversation
wait till Monday ?
365
00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:06,823
- We want to go home.
- Well,
366
00:19:06,927 --> 00:19:09,190
You don't even have anybody
to go home to, Toby. So...
367
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,213
The shipping place closes
in a half hour.
368
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,261
I know.
369
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:15,443
But I've been carrying the
load on my back all day.
370
00:19:15,576 --> 00:19:18,471
And if everyone would
just chip in a little bit,
371
00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,011
might help me out.
372
00:19:21,237 --> 00:19:22,263
What do you say ?
373
00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:24,063
Let's gang bang this thing
and go home.
374
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,143
Good.
375
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,320
- This is illegal.
- I don't care.
376
00:19:38,788 --> 00:19:41,212
I have been testing you
the entire day.
377
00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:42,921
Did you know that ?
378
00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:46,191
Of course.
379
00:19:46,246 --> 00:19:48,342
And I'm happy to say that you passed.
380
00:19:49,217 --> 00:19:51,452
So, effective immediately,
I am promoting you,
381
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,062
from assistant
to the regional manager
382
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,923
to assistant regional manager.
383
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:00,931
Michael...
384
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:03,550
I don't know.
I, I know. I know. I know.
385
00:20:03,848 --> 00:20:07,033
I know. I wouldn't be offering it if
I didn't think you could handle it.
386
00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:10,050
- I can handle it, I can.
- I know. Okay.
387
00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:16,011
So I guess this'll just by my office.
388
00:20:16,097 --> 00:20:18,733
No. No. Title change only.
389
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,201
- I'll have Pam send out a memo.
- No, nope.
390
00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:22,631
Three month probationary period.
391
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:25,663
Let's just not tell anybody
about this right now.
392
00:20:25,748 --> 00:20:27,391
- Just a formality ?
- Absolutely.
393
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:28,931
But not really.
394
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:30,483
Michael.
395
00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:38,192
I have so much, to learn, from you.
396
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:39,861
Yes you do.
397
00:20:43,156 --> 00:20:44,662
Thank you.
398
00:20:46,247 --> 00:20:47,361
Sensei.
399
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,383
And, Ditto.
400
00:20:54,048 --> 00:20:57,000
I told Dwight that there
is honor in losing.
401
00:20:57,265 --> 00:20:59,413
Which as we all know is
completely ridiculous.
402
00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:03,560
But, there is, however, honor in
making a loser feel better.
403
00:21:03,825 --> 00:21:05,602
Which is what I just did
for Dwight.
404
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,661
Would I rather be feared or loved ?
405
00:21:10,405 --> 00:21:15,170
Easy. Both. I want people to be
afraid of how much they love me.
406
00:21:15,727 --> 00:21:18,492
And I think I proved
that today at the dojo.
407
00:21:18,665 --> 00:21:21,493
- Typewriter torture.
- Sensei help !
408
00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:23,541
- No.
- Typewriter !
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