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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,715 --> 00:00:23,560 ♪ On Top Of The World 2 00:00:23,592 --> 00:00:26,586 ♪ You can have it all but not till you move it 3 00:00:27,575 --> 00:00:30,547 ♪ Now take it in but don't look down 4 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,561 ♪ Cos I'm on top of the world, hey 5 00:00:32,654 --> 00:00:34,636 ♪ I'm on top of the world, hey 6 00:00:35,564 --> 00:00:37,535 ♪ Waiting on this for a while now 7 00:00:37,692 --> 00:00:39,599 ♪ Paying my dues to the dirt 8 00:00:39,745 --> 00:00:42,571 ♪ I've been waiting to smile, hey 9 00:00:42,602 --> 00:00:44,553 ♪ Been holding it in for a while, hey 10 00:00:44,719 --> 00:00:46,732 ♪ Take it with me if I can 11 00:00:47,556 --> 00:00:48,713 ♪ Been dreaming of this since a child 12 00:00:50,632 --> 00:00:52,727 ♪ And I know it's hard when you're falling down 13 00:00:52,759 --> 00:00:55,564 ♪ And it's a long way up when you hit the ground 14 00:00:55,595 --> 00:00:58,704 ♪ Get up now, get up, get up now 15 00:00:58,777 --> 00:01:01,581 ♪ I'm on top of the world 16 00:01:02,759 --> 00:01:04,721 Hey! Hi, there! 17 00:01:05,722 --> 00:01:08,693 Boy, look at this. 18 00:01:14,689 --> 00:01:16,619 Pretty as ever. Ha! 19 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:18,621 Exciting! 20 00:01:22,595 --> 00:01:24,648 Did you pack your bowling ball collection in here? 21 00:01:24,679 --> 00:01:26,712 My God! He's in a good mood. 22 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:30,686 Who do I love? Who do I love? You know I love you. 23 00:01:30,717 --> 00:01:32,688 Yeah, I love you, too, Mom. 24 00:01:34,764 --> 00:01:37,746 Senior year? I mean, this is the one. 25 00:01:37,777 --> 00:01:39,811 They're all important but, boy, this is the one 26 00:01:40,593 --> 00:01:43,691 that really takes you to the finish line. What do I always tell you? 27 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:46,734 - I got this. - You got this. 28 00:01:46,766 --> 00:01:49,728 Tell you what I won't miss - paying 28 grand a year. 29 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:50,791 Dad! 30 00:01:50,823 --> 00:01:52,648 Don't listen to him. 31 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,744 He just likes to squeeze the coin purse. 32 00:01:56,641 --> 00:01:57,788 I just love it here. 33 00:01:57,819 --> 00:02:00,615 I love being back at our alma mater, right, honey? 34 00:02:00,646 --> 00:02:02,836 Well, technically, it's my alma mater. You didn't graduate. 35 00:02:03,618 --> 00:02:05,662 He loves it. 36 00:02:06,705 --> 00:02:08,801 Boy, here come the waterworks. 37 00:02:08,832 --> 00:02:10,678 - Mom! - You know what? 38 00:02:10,709 --> 00:02:14,683 I think I just need some cheese or something. I'm a little snackish. 39 00:02:14,714 --> 00:02:16,852 OK, traffic. We got traffic. 40 00:02:17,634 --> 00:02:18,822 Aww. 41 00:02:18,854 --> 00:02:20,741 All right. We're gonna release, OK? 42 00:02:22,826 --> 00:02:24,818 You're a remarkable young lady. 43 00:02:24,849 --> 00:02:28,646 And my love for you is very, very fierce. 44 00:02:28,677 --> 00:02:31,805 What? I'm only 22 minutes away! 45 00:02:31,836 --> 00:02:33,880 That's 22 minutes too far for me. 46 00:02:34,662 --> 00:02:37,676 Have so much fun in Italy, guys. It's gonna be amazing. 47 00:02:37,707 --> 00:02:38,844 Arrivederci! That's Italian. 48 00:02:38,876 --> 00:02:40,659 - Have fun. - Thanks. 49 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:42,807 Save your receipts. Just kidding, but save 'em. 50 00:02:42,838 --> 00:02:44,673 OK. 51 00:02:44,705 --> 00:02:46,675 Hatchback. 52 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,845 Yup. Boy. 53 00:02:50,858 --> 00:02:52,682 Ciao, honey! 54 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:53,767 Ciao! 55 00:02:53,881 --> 00:02:56,707 We're both fluent. I'm coming, Dan. 56 00:02:56,739 --> 00:02:58,814 Beep beep yourself, mister. 57 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,922 Somebody trying to get me in the car all to himself? 58 00:03:02,829 --> 00:03:05,780 Boy. Four weeks in Italy.? 59 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,792 Are you ready? I'm ready. 60 00:03:07,823 --> 00:03:09,826 I've always enjoyed our staycations 61 00:03:09,858 --> 00:03:13,768 but I think I'm ready for a little gondola ride with my fella. 62 00:03:13,799 --> 00:03:15,832 Wait, wait, wait! 63 00:03:15,864 --> 00:03:17,782 I wanna see our girl go in. 64 00:03:17,814 --> 00:03:20,744 Ho, look at that! 65 00:03:20,775 --> 00:03:21,944 Ho-ho! 66 00:03:23,832 --> 00:03:25,739 I want a divorce. 67 00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:28,952 - What? - I want a divorce. 68 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:32,903 God, it feels good to say that out loud. 69 00:03:32,935 --> 00:03:35,897 I wanna be completely transparent with you, Deanna. 70 00:03:35,928 --> 00:03:38,764 I am in love with someone else. 71 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,788 Who are you in love with? 72 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:42,946 Marcie. 73 00:03:43,874 --> 00:03:45,761 Marcie Strong. 74 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:47,961 The realtor? 75 00:03:48,889 --> 00:03:50,860 The one on the bus benches? 76 00:03:50,891 --> 00:03:53,749 She's also on a series of small billboards downtown 77 00:03:53,781 --> 00:03:55,982 and she has a pretty respectable social media following. 78 00:03:56,763 --> 00:03:57,838 My God! 79 00:03:57,869 --> 00:03:59,870 - Don't... Please... - Don't touch me! 80 00:03:59,901 --> 00:04:02,770 - Stay in the car, please. - I'm gonna be sick! 81 00:04:02,801 --> 00:04:05,950 Look, I know this seems mean but I'm doing it to facilitate a clean break. 82 00:04:05,981 --> 00:04:09,830 Like ripping a Band-Aid off quickly. This is better for you. 83 00:04:11,779 --> 00:04:14,835 Don't you dare tell me that this is better for me. 84 00:04:14,970 --> 00:04:17,921 Also in the interests of complete transparency, 85 00:04:17,952 --> 00:04:19,841 I'm gonna sell the house. 86 00:04:19,872 --> 00:04:21,873 You can't do that. That's not how it works. 87 00:04:21,904 --> 00:04:24,876 Marcie already started the paperwork and it's all in my name. 88 00:04:28,892 --> 00:04:32,011 Stop it! This is a lease. We still have ten months' payments. 89 00:04:32,791 --> 00:04:34,919 - Stop it, please! - I don't care if it's a lease. 90 00:04:35,993 --> 00:04:38,789 Please, get back in the car. 91 00:04:40,853 --> 00:04:42,011 That's gonna cost. 92 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,826 We'll talk about this later. 93 00:04:44,857 --> 00:04:46,036 Just go, Dan. 94 00:04:46,818 --> 00:04:48,841 Now I gotta use Waze. 95 00:05:03,878 --> 00:05:06,016 23 years of marriage, just down the tubes. 96 00:05:06,047 --> 00:05:08,060 I mean, can you believe that? 97 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:11,856 No. I'm just... I'm so disappointed in Dan. 98 00:05:11,887 --> 00:05:15,036 And what's Maddie gonna do? I mean, you've gotta cancel the trip to Italy. 99 00:05:15,997 --> 00:05:19,040 You know, I honest to God... I didn't see it coming. 100 00:05:19,072 --> 00:05:21,981 You always hear that but I didn't see it coming. 101 00:05:22,012 --> 00:05:23,994 Let me tell you this, Dan doesn't deserve you. 102 00:05:24,025 --> 00:05:26,038 You're such a great lady, Deanna. 103 00:05:26,069 --> 00:05:29,062 Thank you. That's very nice of you. 104 00:05:29,844 --> 00:05:33,066 This is it. My parents' house is just up here on the right. 105 00:05:36,059 --> 00:05:38,009 Thanks, Dale. And... 106 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,063 From the bottom of my heart... 107 00:05:40,095 --> 00:05:42,098 I'm gonna give you a great Uber review. 108 00:05:42,879 --> 00:05:44,079 Well, I hope your day gets better, Deanna. 109 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:46,039 I'm sure it will. 110 00:05:55,925 --> 00:05:58,083 Can I make you a sandwich? 111 00:05:58,115 --> 00:06:01,910 No, thanks, Mom. I'm just... I'm not hungry. 112 00:06:01,941 --> 00:06:05,038 What about a tuna salad sandwich or egg salad? 113 00:06:05,069 --> 00:06:08,032 - You like egg salad. - I do like egg salad. 114 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:13,934 But, I promise you, I'll let you know, but I'm really not hungry right now. 115 00:06:13,965 --> 00:06:17,021 Well, at least... at least Marcie is attractive. 116 00:06:17,052 --> 00:06:19,044 - Mike! - Dad! My God! 117 00:06:19,075 --> 00:06:22,965 What did I say? I mean, it'd be even worse if she was homely. 118 00:06:22,997 --> 00:06:25,112 - No! No, it would not! - Yeah, OK, well, you know what? 119 00:06:25,144 --> 00:06:27,094 That Dan, no good. 120 00:06:27,126 --> 00:06:30,963 I knew that the first time he tried to make you drop out of college. 121 00:06:30,994 --> 00:06:35,978 What kind of man makes his pregnant wife drop out of college with one year to go? 122 00:06:36,010 --> 00:06:38,001 Mike, lower your voice. 123 00:06:38,033 --> 00:06:39,952 You're upsetting Razzles. 124 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,141 I'm sorry, Razzy. 125 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:43,977 He didn't make me drop out of school. 126 00:06:44,008 --> 00:06:46,959 Dan and I decided that together. We were having a baby! 127 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,982 We needed to save money. 128 00:06:49,013 --> 00:06:51,976 We could only afford one of us to finish school 129 00:06:52,007 --> 00:06:54,124 and he thought it was more important that he went. 130 00:06:54,156 --> 00:06:55,970 - OK. - OK? 131 00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:58,149 I was always supposed to go back. It just never happened. 132 00:06:58,181 --> 00:07:00,965 You were just so close to graduating. 133 00:07:00,996 --> 00:07:03,071 I think it just kind of sticks in his craw. 134 00:07:03,102 --> 00:07:06,169 - Yeah, it just sticks in my craw a bit. - Yeah. 135 00:07:06,951 --> 00:07:08,973 I've got an idea, honey. 136 00:07:09,192 --> 00:07:12,008 What about a ham sandwich? 137 00:07:12,039 --> 00:07:14,969 Sandy, she doesn't want a ham sandwich. 138 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,138 But she likes ham, Mike. 139 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,192 Of course she likes ham. Everybody likes ham! 140 00:07:19,974 --> 00:07:22,206 But the point is that she's too upset to eat! 141 00:07:22,989 --> 00:07:25,992 You know what's upsetting me? It's that my marriage has collapsed 142 00:07:26,023 --> 00:07:28,975 and you two keep screaming about ham! 143 00:07:29,006 --> 00:07:32,009 - I'm not screaming about ham. - You are screaming about ham! 144 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,199 - Yeah, stop it! - You think I'm screaming about ham? 145 00:07:34,981 --> 00:07:36,223 Right now, your voice is going up with "ham"! 146 00:07:37,005 --> 00:07:39,142 Fine! I'm screaming about ham! I can't help it! 147 00:07:39,173 --> 00:07:42,072 I'm up on the roof there! I'm blowing through the roof! 148 00:07:42,104 --> 00:07:46,066 I feel like... like I'm gonna blow like a hot water heater! 149 00:07:46,097 --> 00:07:48,017 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go right now. 150 00:07:48,048 --> 00:07:51,051 I'm making everyone a sandwich. 151 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,076 Mom, am I the only one that didn't see it coming? 152 00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:57,213 Yeah. I'm gonna shoot Dan. 153 00:07:57,245 --> 00:07:59,017 - Mike. - Yeah! 154 00:07:59,049 --> 00:08:01,197 Put the gun down. You are not shooting Dan. 155 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,127 Dad, stop waving that gun around. 156 00:08:03,159 --> 00:08:05,212 I know exactly what I'm gonna do. 157 00:08:05,243 --> 00:08:08,164 My gosh! You almost hit Razzles! 158 00:08:08,195 --> 00:08:10,187 Michael, you put a hole in the stairs! 159 00:08:10,218 --> 00:08:12,178 Shit! 160 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:14,171 You know what? Dan's fault! 161 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,234 This was Dan's fault. 162 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:26,214 You've Got Me Up Tight 163 00:08:27,205 --> 00:08:29,186 ♪ You've got me up tight 164 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,073 ♪ Yeah 165 00:08:31,104 --> 00:08:33,087 ♪ I blow my mind now over you 166 00:08:33,118 --> 00:08:35,120 ♪ Up tight 167 00:08:35,245 --> 00:08:38,164 ♪ You've got me up tight 168 00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:41,283 ♪ The way you do that thing you do 169 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,067 ♪ Up tight, yeah 170 00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:48,269 ♪ Well, I'm certain of what I said 171 00:08:48,301 --> 00:08:50,282 ♪ You've got me out of my head 172 00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:53,067 ♪ Up tight 173 00:08:55,121 --> 00:08:57,102 ♪ Up tight 174 00:08:57,133 --> 00:08:59,074 Shit! 175 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,303 ♪ Up tight 176 00:09:03,202 --> 00:09:04,225 ♪ Up tight 177 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,271 ♪ Up tight 178 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:14,288 ♪ Well, I'm certain of what I said... 179 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,160 Whoa! Whoa! 180 00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:27,198 You can't call this racquetball. 181 00:09:27,229 --> 00:09:29,149 That's a disgrace to the game. 182 00:09:29,284 --> 00:09:32,152 You know what? I know I fought you on it 183 00:09:32,183 --> 00:09:34,319 but thank you for getting me out of the house. 184 00:09:34,351 --> 00:09:36,354 Come on. What do you think best friends are for? 185 00:09:37,136 --> 00:09:38,314 Hey! Hey! 186 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:41,181 Excuse me, there's no alcohol on the courts. 187 00:09:41,223 --> 00:09:43,216 Suck it, Eugene! 188 00:09:43,247 --> 00:09:44,330 Go easy on the kid? 189 00:09:44,362 --> 00:09:46,332 You know what? How many of those have you had? 190 00:09:46,365 --> 00:09:49,274 - I had three on the way over here. - Yeah. 191 00:09:49,306 --> 00:09:51,256 I made Frank drive me. 192 00:09:52,226 --> 00:09:55,229 - You've had four here. You've had seven? - I've had seven. 193 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:57,314 What are we supposed to do, wait around here all day? 194 00:09:57,345 --> 00:10:01,236 OK, let's just show them how it's done, OK? 195 00:10:04,155 --> 00:10:06,188 - My God! - I'm sorry. 196 00:10:06,219 --> 00:10:08,170 Right in the lady business. 197 00:10:08,253 --> 00:10:10,161 It's not funny! 198 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,163 - Shut up! - It's not funny. 199 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:16,158 - My! That's like a pain. - I'm really sorry. 200 00:10:16,189 --> 00:10:21,225 I think I was thinking about Dan's face or maybe... his crotchal area. 201 00:10:21,257 --> 00:10:23,217 - No, but you're good. - I kind of let loose. 202 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,407 You got good aim. Wow! 203 00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:27,254 What am I doing? I am drinking alcohol 204 00:10:27,286 --> 00:10:29,339 on a racquetball court and yelling at old men. 205 00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:31,184 I mean, what am I gonna do? 206 00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:34,365 Go get a studio apartment or start taking spin classes? 207 00:10:34,397 --> 00:10:37,233 God! I don't wanna start a blog. 208 00:10:37,264 --> 00:10:40,215 - I don't know how to do that. - Please don't do that. 209 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:45,419 I should have just fought more. 210 00:10:46,201 --> 00:10:48,328 - You know? - Don't do that to yourself. 211 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,320 You did great. 212 00:10:50,351 --> 00:10:52,270 What about Maddie? 213 00:10:53,365 --> 00:10:55,398 - She's so great. - She's so great. 214 00:10:55,429 --> 00:10:58,381 I don't regret that at all, I mean... 215 00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:00,415 That's the best, I mean, being her mom. 216 00:11:00,447 --> 00:11:02,437 I even liked being a wife. 217 00:11:03,218 --> 00:11:05,233 I just wanted to also have a career. 218 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:08,236 I didn't see why I couldn't have all of those things. 219 00:11:08,392 --> 00:11:12,345 Hey, yo! We don't have time for your heartfelt conversations! 220 00:11:13,241 --> 00:11:14,440 They're so ornery. 221 00:11:15,222 --> 00:11:17,371 OK, let's razzle-dazzle, and show... 222 00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:20,468 - God, we have to move again? - ..show the Muppet judges, right? 223 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,305 My sciatica's kicking. 224 00:11:23,336 --> 00:11:25,348 God! Wow! 225 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:27,475 The pain, it's blinding! 226 00:11:28,257 --> 00:11:30,479 I'm so sorry... I'm so sorry I did that. I didn't mean to hit you. 227 00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:34,358 You don't need to apologise to me. Just apologise to my vagina. 228 00:11:36,349 --> 00:11:38,383 I'm so sorry. 229 00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:40,270 Stacey accepts your apology. 230 00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:42,357 - Who's Stacey? - She's my vagina. 231 00:11:42,388 --> 00:11:45,360 You know what? I shouldn't say anything. Mine is LeVonne. 232 00:11:45,391 --> 00:11:48,374 - What? - I thought it sounded French. 233 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,444 My God. 234 00:11:57,352 --> 00:11:58,456 Ho! 235 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,384 That was not good hair. 236 00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,523 Too short. Too short, Deanna. 237 00:12:36,311 --> 00:12:37,385 A-boo! 238 00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:39,409 - God! - Mom! 239 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,432 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to actually scare you. 240 00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:44,381 - Hi! - Surprise! 241 00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,364 What are you doing here? 242 00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:49,566 Well, I was just bringing you some mini toiletries 243 00:12:50,347 --> 00:12:53,361 and I got you some more of that shampoo that I know you like so much. 244 00:12:53,392 --> 00:12:56,364 Mom, I've only been here a week. I don't need more shampoo. 245 00:12:56,395 --> 00:12:59,545 I always think everyone can use shampoo 246 00:12:59,577 --> 00:13:03,424 and floss and frozen vegetable medleys. 247 00:13:03,456 --> 00:13:05,458 Always a good thing to have around. 248 00:13:05,489 --> 00:13:09,420 That's why I stopped by and also to tell you that 249 00:13:09,451 --> 00:13:11,548 your father and I are getting a divorce. 250 00:13:11,579 --> 00:13:14,384 But if you want me to take the shampoo back... 251 00:13:14,415 --> 00:13:15,540 Wait, what? 252 00:13:16,594 --> 00:13:18,513 Yeah, honey. 253 00:13:20,536 --> 00:13:23,363 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to just blurt that out. 254 00:13:23,394 --> 00:13:24,469 I'm sorry. 255 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,397 - My God! - Come here. 256 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,413 I didn't mean to do it like that. 257 00:13:30,444 --> 00:13:33,603 You know that this has nothing to do with how much we love you. 258 00:13:34,385 --> 00:13:38,410 Because we love you. We love you so much. So much, OK? 259 00:13:39,411 --> 00:13:40,516 My God. 260 00:13:41,538 --> 00:13:42,624 What happened? 261 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,470 I guess in a nutshell, I would have to say 262 00:13:45,502 --> 00:13:49,443 that he is currently having an intimate sexual relationship 263 00:13:49,474 --> 00:13:50,632 with somebody named Marcie. 264 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,602 I'm so sorry, Mom. 265 00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:55,481 No, I'm... I'm sorry. 266 00:13:55,513 --> 00:13:56,586 I mean, this was not my plan. 267 00:13:56,619 --> 00:14:02,521 I did not mean to come over here and just dump bad news on you. 268 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:04,502 I wish I was... 269 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:06,483 I wish I knew how to do this better. 270 00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:07,652 Dad is such an ass! 271 00:14:08,434 --> 00:14:10,436 Yeah. But I'll tell you this. 272 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:13,658 I'm not even really a full week in but I'm feeling... 273 00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:16,536 ..peppier about it. 274 00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:17,662 Top of the week was... Whoo! 275 00:14:18,444 --> 00:14:21,552 ..really, really spiralling down there but I feel like 276 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,564 there's some big wheels in motion here. 277 00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:28,486 Exciting, big, semi-truck-size wheels. 278 00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,478 Yes, big wheels! 279 00:14:30,509 --> 00:14:32,648 Come on, seize the day! Go for the gold! 280 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,609 Yeah, at least medal, right? 281 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:39,541 That's why I'm gonna go back to college and get my archaeology degree. 282 00:14:39,572 --> 00:14:41,605 Right here, my alma mater. 283 00:14:41,636 --> 00:14:43,670 I'm gonna finish what I started! 284 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,547 - No. - Yes! 285 00:14:45,578 --> 00:14:48,560 Mom, you really gotta take a moment and think about this. 286 00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:52,534 I love it. 287 00:14:52,565 --> 00:14:55,525 OK. Boy. 288 00:14:57,538 --> 00:14:58,634 Boy. 289 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,512 I overwhelmed my gal. 290 00:15:01,543 --> 00:15:03,576 Mom came in and overwhelmed her. 291 00:15:03,607 --> 00:15:04,651 Yes, I did. 292 00:15:04,682 --> 00:15:07,717 No, this is... this is good news. 293 00:15:08,498 --> 00:15:10,521 Yeah, good news.. 294 00:15:10,552 --> 00:15:11,690 Good news. 295 00:15:12,598 --> 00:15:15,601 I'll tell you what. I would hate to have to clean all these spindles. 296 00:15:15,632 --> 00:15:17,728 - I think you could do it. - I know I could. 297 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,491 You doing OK? 298 00:15:20,522 --> 00:15:22,514 - Yeah, I'll be OK. - OK. I know. 299 00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:24,590 Yeah, you're a tough cookie. 300 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,646 Hey! Hello! 301 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,679 Look who's here. The gang's all here. 302 00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:33,505 - Hi! - Hi, Mrs Miles! 303 00:15:33,536 --> 00:15:36,509 Look at this. It's a study group. Study buddies already. 304 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,636 - You should be down here studying. - Please stop, Mom. 305 00:15:38,751 --> 00:15:41,690 Look at you. Boy, a sight for sore eyes? 306 00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:45,591 Hello to my fellow Tigers, fellow students, 307 00:15:45,622 --> 00:15:49,523 because somebody's mom just enrolled in college! 308 00:15:49,555 --> 00:15:51,619 I'm referring to myself. 309 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,579 Wait, you're going to school here now? 310 00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:55,738 She's thinking about it. It's not for sure yet. 311 00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:58,741 It's pretty for sure. I don't think I'm gonna change my mind. 312 00:15:58,773 --> 00:16:02,745 And, you know, it made me start wondering when I was signing up today. 313 00:16:02,777 --> 00:16:07,647 I thought, "Wasn't Amanda talking about switching to the archaeology department?" 314 00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:10,608 - Was that you? - No, I'm art history. 315 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,787 No. How about you? 316 00:16:12,569 --> 00:16:13,610 No, it's not me. 317 00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:17,553 No. I'm so sorry, we haven't met. I haven't had the pleasure. 318 00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:19,617 - I'm Helen. Hi! - Did I get lucky? 319 00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:23,581 Are you possibly an archaeology major? There's usually two of us in a room. 320 00:16:23,612 --> 00:16:24,790 I'm undeclared. 321 00:16:25,572 --> 00:16:26,783 There's still time. 322 00:16:27,565 --> 00:16:28,701 There's still time. Check into it. 323 00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:31,611 Now, I couldn't help noticing 324 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,801 that you're a little whisper older than the other girls. 325 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,730 Are you a TA or maybe a grad student? 326 00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:39,776 No, I'm a sophomore. But I started college a little bit later 327 00:16:39,807 --> 00:16:41,736 because I was in a coma for eight years. 328 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,655 My gosh! 329 00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:47,617 If I may, I'm just wondering, how did it... how did that happen? 330 00:16:47,648 --> 00:16:48,795 Yes, I was skydiving. 331 00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:50,631 Boy! 332 00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:52,800 One minute you're falling out of a plane, then the lights go out. 333 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,616 Next thing I know, I wake up. I think it's the next day 334 00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:57,838 but I've grown four inches and suddenly I have C cups. 335 00:16:58,619 --> 00:16:59,735 It was eight years gone. 336 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:02,759 I also have C cups. But I didn't have to go into a coma for them. 337 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:05,669 Mom! I think that's your cue. 338 00:17:05,701 --> 00:17:07,744 I think, maybe, you've gotta hit the road. 339 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,787 - Yes, I'm sorry. - Yeah. 340 00:17:09,818 --> 00:17:13,844 Yes. Put a fork in me. I'm done. So sorry. 341 00:17:14,626 --> 00:17:16,691 I'm gonna toddle off, on that note. 342 00:17:16,722 --> 00:17:17,776 So nice meeting you. 343 00:17:17,807 --> 00:17:21,685 So nice to meet you, Helen. Girls, what a delight to see you again. 344 00:17:21,717 --> 00:17:23,793 OK, all right. 345 00:17:23,824 --> 00:17:27,724 Well, I'll see you around campus or on the quad. 346 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,736 - Nobody says that, Mom. - Nobody says that? 347 00:17:29,768 --> 00:17:31,854 I'll bring it back. See you in the quad, Tigers. 348 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,731 Bye, Mrs Miles! 349 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,754 And welcome. 350 00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:39,538 Sugar Dyed 351 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,387 So, here's your class schedule. 352 00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,494 Wow! I am pumped! 353 00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:48,601 - Thank you so much! - You're so welcome. 354 00:17:50,385 --> 00:17:52,470 - All right, take care. - Bye now. 355 00:17:52,501 --> 00:17:55,421 I already got senioritis. Kidding! 356 00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:57,444 Yes! 357 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,602 ♪ Ain't nobody, ain't nobody 358 00:18:01,522 --> 00:18:03,597 ♪ Gonna steal my brand-new groove 359 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:06,422 Ooh! Yes! 360 00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:10,625 ♪ I'm about to lose my cool 361 00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,546 ♪ I need you, babe 362 00:18:17,539 --> 00:18:20,564 Did you see these in there? They're tiny footballs! 363 00:18:20,595 --> 00:18:23,577 - Aren't they so cute? - No idea what I'm gonna do with them. 364 00:18:23,608 --> 00:18:27,519 I guess I'll find tiny football players. 365 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,442 Let me just get my grip. 366 00:18:34,464 --> 00:18:35,621 You're a sight for sore eyes. 367 00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:38,498 If you could just maybe grab that... 368 00:18:39,521 --> 00:18:41,513 I guess chivalry's dead. 369 00:18:41,544 --> 00:18:44,453 Wearing sweatpants in broad daylight. 370 00:18:44,484 --> 00:18:46,425 There's another one. 371 00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:48,635 Future Dans of America. 372 00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:54,549 Hello? 373 00:18:55,486 --> 00:18:57,446 Hi!... 374 00:19:03,662 --> 00:19:05,644 Don't turn on the lights. 375 00:19:08,511 --> 00:19:10,461 Hi, there. 376 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:15,664 I'm Deanna and you must be Lenore or is it Leonor? 377 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:22,558 OK, well, I'm sure we'll get into that. 378 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,519 So we're roomies? 379 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,657 Fun to be roomies. 380 00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:29,565 Bunkmates. 381 00:19:31,526 --> 00:19:33,654 It's dark in here. Were you asleep? 382 00:19:33,685 --> 00:19:36,542 I don't sleep. I'm scared of the dark. 383 00:19:36,574 --> 00:19:38,628 Boy. 384 00:19:38,659 --> 00:19:42,685 I'm scared of a lot of things. I'm scared of crowds, books, flying, 385 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:45,604 people, ants, ketchup. 386 00:19:45,635 --> 00:19:47,574 Ketchup's a tough one for me. 387 00:19:47,606 --> 00:19:52,664 I mean, I like a moutarde but I'm kind of a ketchup gal. 388 00:19:52,695 --> 00:19:54,686 I like to dunk my taters. 389 00:19:54,718 --> 00:19:56,688 OK. I like that. 390 00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,692 OK, well, we are gonna get along just great. 391 00:20:02,623 --> 00:20:04,604 Look at that spring back. 392 00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:08,546 I'll tell you what, I did not expect that kind of resilience. 393 00:20:15,742 --> 00:20:18,619 First day at school! 394 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,734 Shut up! - Sorry. 395 00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:21,654 First day at school. 396 00:20:22,582 --> 00:20:25,616 Hey, guys. Go Tigers, right? 397 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,671 Man. 398 00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:29,735 I want it. Yes! 399 00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:32,738 I'd love a brainstorming session, I've got one. 400 00:20:32,769 --> 00:20:34,730 Hit it high! There we go. 401 00:20:35,596 --> 00:20:36,680 Hey, Mondays? 402 00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:40,717 This is amazing! 403 00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:58,664 OK. Let's do this. 404 00:20:58,695 --> 00:21:00,707 Good seats. Good pick. 405 00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:03,678 I'm gonna go a little further up because of my progressives. 406 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:06,599 You want a study buddy? I'll give you my landline. 407 00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:08,684 Maybe we could kind of...! 408 00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:09,810 - Hi! - Hi! 409 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,648 I hate to do this. God, there's always that one, right? 410 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,681 It's, like, "I gotta sit in the centre-centre." 411 00:21:15,712 --> 00:21:18,633 Ooh, look at you. Real big feet. 412 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,835 Sorry, let me give you that back. You got it. 413 00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:23,691 - Hi! - Hi. 414 00:21:23,722 --> 00:21:25,724 Hi, there. God, I'm sorry. 415 00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:27,695 Sorry. I apologise. 416 00:21:27,726 --> 00:21:30,699 You got hit by school spirit. 417 00:21:30,730 --> 00:21:33,785 Wow! Look at you, all decked out. 418 00:21:33,816 --> 00:21:36,736 You know what? I am excited to be in this class. 419 00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:39,781 Now, I have to say, I'm surprised to see you in here. 420 00:21:39,812 --> 00:21:43,702 Well, after I met you, I watched Indiana Jones. 421 00:21:43,734 --> 00:21:45,642 The best. 422 00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:48,665 - Then, scuttlebutt on the street is... - What is that? 423 00:21:48,696 --> 00:21:51,669 Everything's already been dug up, so this is a really easy class. 424 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:52,816 No, I gotta agree to disagree. 425 00:21:52,848 --> 00:21:55,820 But good news, this means we're both Jurassic junkies. 426 00:21:57,864 --> 00:21:59,813 Look at this place.. 427 00:21:59,844 --> 00:22:01,721 Boy. 428 00:22:03,651 --> 00:22:06,675 Excuse me, I think your bag's got a case of the dropsies. 429 00:22:06,706 --> 00:22:08,793 It went through the chute there. 430 00:22:08,824 --> 00:22:12,785 Farther in than I thought. You know what? 431 00:22:12,817 --> 00:22:13,818 That tip. 432 00:22:13,849 --> 00:22:15,883 The little tip of that cracked right off. 433 00:22:16,665 --> 00:22:19,731 But, luckily for you, I got a whole haul of mechanical pencils 434 00:22:19,762 --> 00:22:21,795 so the lead keeps replenishing as you twist. 435 00:22:21,827 --> 00:22:23,892 You want in on this? 436 00:22:24,673 --> 00:22:26,717 - No, thank you. - No? 437 00:22:26,822 --> 00:22:28,794 But I love your sweater. 438 00:22:30,754 --> 00:22:33,705 Thank you so much. Yeah, I thought it really popped. 439 00:22:33,736 --> 00:22:34,915 Yeah, I was kidding. 440 00:22:35,697 --> 00:22:36,833 It's a horrible sweater. 441 00:22:36,864 --> 00:22:39,837 It's a horrible, super-sad mom sweater. 442 00:22:43,799 --> 00:22:45,707 OK. 443 00:22:45,738 --> 00:22:46,855 I see we're still doing that. 444 00:22:46,886 --> 00:22:50,744 Girls being mean to other girls for no apparent reason. 445 00:22:50,775 --> 00:22:55,749 There is a reason. You're not a girl, you're 1,000 years old. 446 00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:57,939 You're ancient. A relic. 447 00:22:58,826 --> 00:23:00,849 She's pleased with herself over that one. 448 00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:05,740 Well, guess what? If I'm a relic, then I guess I'm in the right class. 449 00:23:05,771 --> 00:23:07,753 Whoo! 450 00:23:07,784 --> 00:23:08,899 Swoosh. 451 00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:10,891 It's an archaeology jam. 452 00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:14,865 Who made jam out of that mess of berries? Me. 453 00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:16,814 Good afternoon, everyone. 454 00:23:16,845 --> 00:23:20,787 Welcome to Archaeology 301. 455 00:23:21,809 --> 00:23:22,842 My God. 456 00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:24,938 I think that's Wayne Truzack. 457 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,909 He was a classmate of mine 20 years ago. 458 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:32,894 First of all, I wanna tell you that your satisfaction in this class is guaranteed 459 00:23:32,925 --> 00:23:35,835 or you'll get double your mummy back. 460 00:23:40,924 --> 00:23:42,822 "Mummy back." 461 00:23:42,853 --> 00:23:44,929 I don't get why that's funny. 462 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,922 It is funny but it's also punny. 463 00:23:48,891 --> 00:23:51,769 Hey, freaks, shut up! 464 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:01,956 No! No! No! 465 00:24:08,893 --> 00:24:10,790 No. No. No. 466 00:24:19,821 --> 00:24:21,824 I brought snacks! 467 00:24:24,816 --> 00:24:27,799 I don't know. I'm loving my classes. 468 00:24:27,830 --> 00:24:29,999 They're amazing. I feel like I'm learning. 469 00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:32,856 I think I felt for so long like my brain was in a freezer 470 00:24:32,887 --> 00:24:34,910 and now I've really come room temp. 471 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:36,026 It's just great! 472 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,018 - Can I say something? - You could say whatever you want, Debbie. 473 00:24:39,050 --> 00:24:42,012 - You don't have to ask. - Thanks, Amanda. 474 00:24:42,043 --> 00:24:44,963 I think it's really great you had something bad happen to you 475 00:24:44,994 --> 00:24:47,060 and that you're making lemons out of lemonade. 476 00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:51,877 I think you did kind of flip-flop that saying. 477 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,890 It's supposed to be "lemonade out of lemons". 478 00:24:53,922 --> 00:24:57,017 You take something sour and you turn it into something sweet. 479 00:24:57,049 --> 00:24:59,949 Pretty sure it's "make lemons out of lemonade". 480 00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:02,858 It's kind of the idea that something bad happened to you, 481 00:25:02,889 --> 00:25:06,873 like your husband leaving you and squashing you to make lemonade. 482 00:25:06,904 --> 00:25:10,011 Then pulling yourself back together again and now you're a whole lemon. 483 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:13,943 That was a very visual story. 484 00:25:13,974 --> 00:25:16,018 Very painful visual 485 00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:20,960 but then the whole lemon really does bring it back around to the flip side. 486 00:25:20,991 --> 00:25:22,066 So thank you for that. 487 00:25:22,098 --> 00:25:25,924 I appreciate the sentiment and I appreciate these cheeks. 488 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:28,908 My God! I can't let go! 489 00:25:28,939 --> 00:25:30,930 Deanna, you wanna stick around and hang out? 490 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:34,079 I would love to hang. My first college hang. 491 00:25:34,111 --> 00:25:37,876 I am free as a bird. I'm down to clown. 492 00:25:37,907 --> 00:25:39,930 Deanna's such a mouthful. 493 00:25:39,961 --> 00:25:41,086 What if I called you Dee Dee? 494 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:43,903 I have always wanted a nickname. 495 00:25:43,934 --> 00:25:45,978 What about Dee Rock or Dee Train? 496 00:25:46,009 --> 00:25:47,052 Or Glenn? 497 00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,960 Why would we call her Glenn? 498 00:25:48,991 --> 00:25:53,006 Just cos I love Glenn Close and I was thinking about her. 499 00:25:53,037 --> 00:25:55,112 - I love Glenn Close. - You do? 500 00:25:55,895 --> 00:25:57,031 Fatal Attraction, best movie ever. 501 00:25:57,063 --> 00:25:59,118 - That the one where she boiled a rabbit? - It is. 502 00:25:59,899 --> 00:26:02,934 I think I showed that to Maddie a little too early on 503 00:26:02,966 --> 00:26:05,061 because she urinated in her underpants. 504 00:26:05,092 --> 00:26:06,093 Mom! 505 00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:10,151 And would not eat anything out of a stew pot for a good six to eight months. 506 00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:14,978 Or she would just keep re-urinating in her underpants. 507 00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:16,032 Mom, stop! 508 00:26:16,063 --> 00:26:18,930 Let's watch it. Let's rent it. Movie night. 509 00:26:18,962 --> 00:26:21,945 Yeah, you know... I love a good movie night. 510 00:26:21,976 --> 00:26:25,948 But I think... my mom does not want to hang out here. 511 00:26:25,979 --> 00:26:29,932 She's just stopping by. She's not gonna hang out with her daughter's friends. 512 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:32,175 That would be so weird. That would be weird. 513 00:26:33,947 --> 00:26:37,065 Maddie's right. I can't hang out right now. 514 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:41,018 I've gotta get home and get in some good hang time with my new roomie. 515 00:26:41,049 --> 00:26:44,083 - What's her name? - You know what? It's Leonor or Lenore. 516 00:26:44,115 --> 00:26:45,126 I'm not really sure. 517 00:26:45,157 --> 00:26:48,171 We're just kind of getting used to each other, I'm sure. 518 00:26:48,953 --> 00:26:51,132 She kind of mutters around the room, talking to herself. 519 00:26:51,163 --> 00:26:55,043 I just kind of get a Voldemort vibe from her. 520 00:26:55,075 --> 00:26:58,963 But I will take a rain check on the movie, if that... Or not. 521 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,049 - Rain check. - OK. Rain check. 522 00:27:01,081 --> 00:27:02,102 Aw! 523 00:27:02,134 --> 00:27:05,095 I'll make the popcorn. I got a sweet and savoury one. 524 00:27:05,126 --> 00:27:06,159 - Great! - Bye. 525 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:07,995 - Bye, Mom. - Bye, Dee Rock. 526 00:27:08,026 --> 00:27:09,142 - She's amazing. - Yeah. 527 00:27:09,174 --> 00:27:13,063 That was very nice of her to bring food for you guys. 528 00:27:13,095 --> 00:27:15,076 I love your mom. 529 00:27:15,107 --> 00:27:18,173 Last thing. You're not gonna... Thunder dunder clouds up ahead. 530 00:27:18,205 --> 00:27:21,156 And I just said rain check. It's like I conjured it. 531 00:27:21,186 --> 00:27:25,076 - Great. - OK. Bye-bye. Last hug. 532 00:27:25,108 --> 00:27:26,129 - OK. - I love you. 533 00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:28,048 Look at her dancing me out! 534 00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:30,019 We're like Fred and... OK. 535 00:27:36,129 --> 00:27:38,090 You're a bookworm? 536 00:27:40,030 --> 00:27:42,188 My God. How long have you been there? 537 00:27:42,219 --> 00:27:44,086 Six minutes. 538 00:27:48,205 --> 00:27:50,240 You're a quiet one. 539 00:27:51,021 --> 00:27:52,158 You get good grades? 540 00:27:52,190 --> 00:27:54,077 ...well... 541 00:27:54,108 --> 00:27:58,050 I try. I really enjoy the subject matter and... 542 00:27:58,081 --> 00:28:01,094 I don't know, I just find archaeology a constant wonder. 543 00:28:01,126 --> 00:28:04,130 You like to dig up stuff? I like to bury stuff. 544 00:28:04,161 --> 00:28:06,037 OK. 545 00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:08,268 Look at us! Kind of yin and yang... 546 00:28:09,051 --> 00:28:11,283 having our first conversation? 547 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,139 Fun. 548 00:28:13,170 --> 00:28:17,226 Listen, while we're gabbing, I was just kind of wondering... 549 00:28:17,257 --> 00:28:20,114 It's been a few weeks. 550 00:28:20,146 --> 00:28:22,264 I'm thinking, "I wonder if she's ever gonna go... 551 00:28:22,296 --> 00:28:25,068 outside the room?" 552 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:28,197 Maybe for a class or a... you know, a coven meeting. 553 00:28:29,146 --> 00:28:30,189 I'm kidding. 554 00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:32,222 I've gone on the other side of that door. 555 00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:33,265 Yeah... 556 00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:36,248 I find you behind that door all the time 557 00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:39,074 but that's inside my closet. 558 00:28:39,104 --> 00:28:41,128 So, I was just wondering... 559 00:28:41,159 --> 00:28:46,196 are you ever gonna go out of maybe that door... into the, let's say, hallway? 560 00:28:46,321 --> 00:28:49,085 I'll probably stick to that door. 561 00:28:49,116 --> 00:28:51,096 - You wanna stick to my closet? - Yeah. 562 00:28:51,128 --> 00:28:52,243 OK. 563 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:55,268 I like you. 564 00:28:58,115 --> 00:28:59,242 And we're friends. 565 00:28:59,273 --> 00:29:01,119 I certainly hope so. 566 00:29:01,151 --> 00:29:02,307 I'm might go back to my room. 567 00:29:04,226 --> 00:29:05,279 OK. 568 00:29:12,288 --> 00:29:15,165 Wow! That smells great. What is that? 569 00:29:15,196 --> 00:29:17,323 Yes, it's Fiori Antichi Della Novella. 570 00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:19,347 Remember? We got it a Firenze. 571 00:29:20,129 --> 00:29:21,349 Mi piace. 572 00:29:22,131 --> 00:29:23,299 - It turns me on. - Yeah. 573 00:29:29,128 --> 00:29:30,306 What is that smell? 574 00:29:31,214 --> 00:29:34,196 It's probably garlic and Dial. 575 00:29:34,228 --> 00:29:36,166 And a little mayo. 576 00:29:36,198 --> 00:29:38,181 I had an Italian sandwich. 577 00:29:38,212 --> 00:29:39,369 They're lovers. 578 00:29:40,151 --> 00:29:41,309 No, they're not. They're jealous. 579 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:43,373 No, we're best... best friends. 580 00:29:44,156 --> 00:29:46,293 - Yes. - I can't believe you brought her. 581 00:29:46,324 --> 00:29:48,357 I can't believe you brought Christine. 582 00:29:48,389 --> 00:29:51,278 I can't believe you shacked up with a bitch! 583 00:29:51,309 --> 00:29:52,362 Hey! Hey! 584 00:29:52,394 --> 00:29:55,397 - That is not gonna be useful today. - This bitch... 585 00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:58,243 has a lot of reason to be here. 586 00:29:58,275 --> 00:30:01,246 I am an excellent negotiator. I am a realtor. 587 00:30:01,278 --> 00:30:04,261 Yes. Not only do you destroy homes, you also sell them. 588 00:30:04,292 --> 00:30:06,378 - Isn't that come full circle? - Good burn! 589 00:30:06,410 --> 00:30:08,201 OK. 590 00:30:08,232 --> 00:30:09,381 Hello, all. As you know, 591 00:30:09,413 --> 00:30:13,396 this mediation is here to help facilitate the terms of your divorce. 592 00:30:14,178 --> 00:30:15,347 So, just so you know, 593 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:17,297 this is not a court of law, all right? 594 00:30:17,328 --> 00:30:21,341 You will all be civilised and you will please address all speech to me. 595 00:30:21,372 --> 00:30:22,427 - To you. - To you. 596 00:30:23,209 --> 00:30:24,293 - No crosstalk. - No. 597 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:28,361 Even if we wanna talk to one another, we can't. If I wanted to say, "Dina..." 598 00:30:28,392 --> 00:30:31,196 - You'd look at me. - I'd look at you, I'd say, "Dina... 599 00:30:31,227 --> 00:30:34,304 I am going to have... a beautiful life with your husband... 600 00:30:34,335 --> 00:30:35,357 Dina." 601 00:30:35,388 --> 00:30:39,299 - If I were to say, "Marky..." - Marcie. 602 00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:42,218 "..you're gonna be very disappointed in bed 603 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,357 cos Dan's downstairs is not gonna do the trick." 604 00:30:46,348 --> 00:30:49,352 I don't know why you're laughing. Frank's not great downstairs, either. 605 00:30:49,384 --> 00:30:51,375 To me. - We play tennis together. 606 00:30:51,406 --> 00:30:54,326 - Frank is no big deal down there. - He's right. Frank is not. 607 00:30:54,357 --> 00:30:55,452 I have a question, Dan. 608 00:30:56,234 --> 00:30:59,394 Why is it that you're playing tennis with Frank pantsless? 609 00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:02,366 - This is not helping our process. - Thank you. 610 00:31:02,398 --> 00:31:06,350 - OK. Can we proceed? - She's not signing anything, Your Honour. 611 00:31:06,381 --> 00:31:07,403 If I may. 612 00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:10,343 I'm not a judge. Remember, I said this isn't a court of law. 613 00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:15,254 My name is Christine Davenport, good friend to Deanna. 614 00:31:15,286 --> 00:31:16,432 And I am here as a support. 615 00:31:16,464 --> 00:31:23,358 And also I have been studying lots of documents on legalzoom.com. 616 00:31:23,389 --> 00:31:26,309 Thank you. Thank you for that. I just want to get this over with. 617 00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:27,362 Terrifying! 618 00:31:27,393 --> 00:31:33,338 I want it on the record that the accused are currently in the process 619 00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:38,395 of selling my client's home... and not splitting the proceeds. 620 00:31:38,426 --> 00:31:43,515 Because the house was 100 per cent in Daniel's name. So... 621 00:31:44,298 --> 00:31:47,290 That was our house, Dan. You know that was our house. 622 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:50,481 I understand, but we're gonna settle this, and that's why we're here, OK? 623 00:31:50,512 --> 00:31:52,358 - Daniel... - Don't interject. 624 00:31:52,389 --> 00:31:54,455 - Don't be a weenie. - I'm not being a weenie. 625 00:31:54,486 --> 00:31:56,331 - OK... - I'm not being a weenie. 626 00:31:56,362 --> 00:31:58,533 Well, that's debatable. This is not... 627 00:31:59,315 --> 00:32:00,440 This is not helping our process. 628 00:32:00,471 --> 00:32:04,393 There is no probable clause to implicate this witness. 629 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:06,332 I move to dismiss. 630 00:32:06,363 --> 00:32:10,389 I just want to say for the record, I just needed an upgrade in my life, Deanna. 631 00:32:10,421 --> 00:32:12,547 - You son of a... OK. To me, please. 632 00:32:13,329 --> 00:32:15,341 I'm sorry. You son of a bitch. 633 00:32:15,372 --> 00:32:18,335 - No, you're the son of a bitch. - You're the son of a bitch! 634 00:32:18,366 --> 00:32:20,431 - You're the son of a bitch. - I object! 635 00:32:20,462 --> 00:32:22,558 I object! I'm not even a judge. OK? 636 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:24,487 I'm just gonna take... 637 00:32:24,518 --> 00:32:27,375 I'm just gonna take a break. Gotta strategise. 638 00:32:27,406 --> 00:32:28,481 Are you coming back? 639 00:32:28,512 --> 00:32:32,329 I refuse to disclose information about my client. 640 00:32:34,457 --> 00:32:35,573 Case adjourned. 641 00:32:36,553 --> 00:32:38,419 Deanna! 642 00:32:38,451 --> 00:32:40,494 We know what room she's in. We don't need to yell. 643 00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:43,363 - I like to yell! - Let her yell. 644 00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:45,426 Guys, why are we going to see my mom right now? 645 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:47,586 Because we haven't seen her all week and we miss her. 646 00:32:53,468 --> 00:32:54,594 Hey, Mom. What's up? 647 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:58,367 Hey, what are you guys doing in here? 648 00:32:58,399 --> 00:33:00,360 What's wrong? 649 00:33:01,455 --> 00:33:03,498 We filed our paperwork today, 650 00:33:03,530 --> 00:33:07,450 so your dad and I are officially getting divorced. 651 00:33:08,515 --> 00:33:10,413 My God! I'm so sorry. 652 00:33:10,444 --> 00:33:13,500 I'm sorry. I don't even like talking to you about this stuff. 653 00:33:13,531 --> 00:33:15,439 No, don't worry at all. 654 00:33:15,471 --> 00:33:18,462 I just know he's gonna fight me on, like, every little thing. 655 00:33:18,494 --> 00:33:20,549 So it's just... it's a little frustrating is all. 656 00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:23,572 - That looks really good. - Yeah, it used to be in a can. 657 00:33:23,604 --> 00:33:25,471 Can I say something? 658 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:26,629 - Just say it, Debbie. - Just say it. 659 00:33:27,411 --> 00:33:28,505 Yes, honey. 660 00:33:28,536 --> 00:33:31,529 We need to get you jackhammer blasted. 661 00:33:32,416 --> 00:33:35,544 I just am not really in the mood to kind of, you know, hang out. 662 00:33:35,575 --> 00:33:38,569 - And I don't want to impose, so... - Come on! 663 00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:41,425 You're not imposing, Mom. 664 00:33:41,456 --> 00:33:43,489 - I am imposing. - No, you're not. 665 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:44,649 You're not imposing. 666 00:33:45,430 --> 00:33:48,413 You just got some really rough news and to be honest, 667 00:33:48,444 --> 00:33:49,591 we both got really rough news. 668 00:33:49,622 --> 00:33:53,533 But, you're in college now. You gotta learn how to party through it. 669 00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:56,546 All right, girl. I'm gonna go to a party with my mom. 670 00:33:56,577 --> 00:33:58,591 Let's do it. I'm gonna be that girl! 671 00:33:58,622 --> 00:34:01,489 Come on. I wanna... ♪ Party with my mama 672 00:34:01,521 --> 00:34:03,575 ♪ We all wanna party with your mama 673 00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:07,516 ♪ Party with your mama Party with your mama 674 00:34:07,673 --> 00:34:11,573 - All right. I'm down to clown! - Dee Rock's down to clown! 675 00:34:11,605 --> 00:34:13,637 I am also down to clown. I'm always down to clown. 676 00:34:13,668 --> 00:34:15,672 It's just something that I do all the time. 677 00:34:16,453 --> 00:34:17,664 - I like your vibe. - Why? 678 00:34:21,761 --> 00:34:24,900 - It's pretty lively! - Yeah, it's a party, Mom. 679 00:34:24,931 --> 00:34:26,933 Well, it's also a school night. 680 00:34:27,715 --> 00:34:29,843 Dee, I think those guys just checked you out. 681 00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:31,731 - No, they weren't! - Yes, they were. 682 00:34:31,762 --> 00:34:34,922 They're probably just looking at my smock. It tends to catch the light. 683 00:34:34,954 --> 00:34:37,737 They're so young. 684 00:34:37,862 --> 00:34:39,801 I think I'm too old to be here. 685 00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,773 No, come on! It'll be so fun. 686 00:34:41,804 --> 00:34:43,964 Let's rock out with our lady dongs out. 687 00:34:44,745 --> 00:34:45,955 That's not a thing. 688 00:34:47,863 --> 00:34:49,730 Shots! Shots! Shots! 689 00:34:49,761 --> 00:34:52,764 - What do we want? - Full velocity! 690 00:34:52,795 --> 00:34:54,767 Workin' On My Tan B*tch 691 00:34:54,798 --> 00:34:58,822 It's so loud in here! I can barely hear myself think. 692 00:35:00,804 --> 00:35:01,847 Hey! 693 00:35:01,878 --> 00:35:04,808 There's your boyfriend. Doesn't he look sharp? 694 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,811 - Yeah, let's go get a drink. - Stairs! 695 00:35:06,843 --> 00:35:07,885 Yep. 696 00:35:07,917 --> 00:35:10,877 I just wish you would have let me bring a covered dish. 697 00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:14,757 - That would have been so weird. - No, it's weird to not bring something. 698 00:35:14,788 --> 00:35:15,999 - Hell, no. - Hell, no. 699 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:19,783 Maddie, you're not bringing old people to this party. 700 00:35:19,814 --> 00:35:21,994 Absolutely not. No moms allowed. 701 00:35:22,775 --> 00:35:25,874 I will break your face. No-one will recognise you. 702 00:35:25,905 --> 00:35:28,877 You'll die in a ditch. 703 00:35:28,908 --> 00:35:30,837 OK, my mom needs a drink. 704 00:35:30,869 --> 00:35:33,955 So back up before I back you up! 705 00:35:34,894 --> 00:35:35,967 Hop out! 706 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:39,962 I'm so proud of you for owning your power. 707 00:35:39,993 --> 00:35:41,870 Don't escalate it. 708 00:35:41,902 --> 00:35:43,861 But, wow! Impressive. 709 00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:45,958 God, I don't know what's sadder, 710 00:35:45,989 --> 00:35:49,878 the mom perm...or the mom boobs. 711 00:35:50,003 --> 00:35:53,861 Mom perm! I gotta tell... Time-out, guys. 712 00:35:53,893 --> 00:35:56,042 God-given curls. All I'm doing is a little... 713 00:35:56,823 --> 00:35:59,046 maybe a foam mousse, a little spray, hot roller 714 00:35:59,828 --> 00:36:01,871 and I set it, and I forget it. 715 00:36:01,903 --> 00:36:05,875 And secondly, these allowed this one to suckle at these teats 716 00:36:05,907 --> 00:36:07,033 - for 28 wonderful... - We're not... 717 00:36:07,815 --> 00:36:10,819 - We're not... - ..wonderful tender months. 718 00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:14,009 - I wear them around my waist proudly. - This isn't the time. 719 00:36:15,021 --> 00:36:16,877 I just feel like... 720 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:20,068 I don't know if it's more pathetic to party with your mom... 721 00:36:20,850 --> 00:36:22,915 or to party with your daughter. 722 00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:26,856 Come on. Let's do something cool. 723 00:36:26,887 --> 00:36:29,026 Real cool. Bye, nerds. 724 00:36:34,961 --> 00:36:37,952 OK, this was a lot of fun. 725 00:36:37,983 --> 00:36:42,009 Um, but I want you to enjoy yourselves tonight, so I'm just gonna go. 726 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,073 No, no, no. 727 00:36:43,855 --> 00:36:46,055 - We're gonna have a good time. - I should not be here. 728 00:36:46,086 --> 00:36:48,954 This is not a party for me. 729 00:36:48,985 --> 00:36:50,904 If you go, evil wins! 730 00:36:50,935 --> 00:36:54,919 OK, you know what? I have an idea. Let's go to the bathroom. 731 00:36:54,950 --> 00:36:56,984 - I don't have to tinkle. - I think you do. 732 00:36:57,015 --> 00:37:00,956 I think I'd know if I had to tinkle. Except that one time. 733 00:37:00,988 --> 00:37:03,876 All right. Let's go. 734 00:37:03,907 --> 00:37:05,899 Please tell me you're not doing the cocaine. 735 00:37:05,930 --> 00:37:07,068 My God! No! Come on. 736 00:37:08,049 --> 00:37:11,968 No, I already told you. I do not have to go to the bathroom. 737 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,890 Mom, you're a college girl now and we gotta make some changes. 738 00:37:16,130 --> 00:37:17,965 What does that mean? 739 00:37:17,996 --> 00:37:19,926 - Let's start with these glasses. - No! 740 00:37:19,957 --> 00:37:21,980 - You gotta start wearing contact lenses. - No! 741 00:37:22,012 --> 00:37:23,919 This is horrible! 742 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,954 Then this, this is just... Let's get this off. 743 00:37:26,985 --> 00:37:29,957 - Come on, Mom. - My God! What has gotten into you? 744 00:37:29,988 --> 00:37:33,138 Don't fight it, Mom! It's like a Band-Aid. You gotta rip it off quickly. 745 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:36,140 - All I have on is my undershirt. - Yeah! 746 00:37:37,027 --> 00:37:39,061 I'm gonna unbutton. 747 00:37:39,092 --> 00:37:41,063 Not one, not two... 748 00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,950 but three. 749 00:37:42,981 --> 00:37:44,995 Not three buttons, no! 750 00:37:45,026 --> 00:37:46,152 Look at your breasts! 751 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:49,041 - Mom! - What? I don't know what's happening. 752 00:37:49,072 --> 00:37:51,940 - Those are gorgeous! - They're all right. 753 00:37:51,972 --> 00:37:55,068 Maybe how about we just do something about that hair just a little bit? 754 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:58,103 No! God, it's full of hair. 755 00:37:58,134 --> 00:38:00,939 Come on, it'll be fine. Let me have it. 756 00:38:00,970 --> 00:38:02,993 No! God, don't! No! 757 00:38:03,024 --> 00:38:06,091 Hey, what's up? You're that girl in the coma, right? 758 00:38:06,122 --> 00:38:07,946 Not any more. 759 00:38:07,977 --> 00:38:10,971 - Yeah, I follow you on Twitter. - I don't date fans. 760 00:38:12,086 --> 00:38:13,119 OK. 761 00:38:14,194 --> 00:38:16,017 So beautiful. 762 00:38:16,978 --> 00:38:18,083 God. Now I've got a bare... 763 00:38:18,114 --> 00:38:20,137 You know what I can't wear is a bare lip. 764 00:38:21,076 --> 00:38:23,079 What is that? 765 00:38:23,110 --> 00:38:24,987 It's mauve. 766 00:38:26,186 --> 00:38:28,992 You know I love mauve. 767 00:38:32,098 --> 00:38:35,185 No, I'm not a fan, I just... I got a lot of respect for comas. 768 00:38:36,093 --> 00:38:38,126 I like sleeping pretty long, too, I guess. 769 00:38:40,179 --> 00:38:42,067 Whoa! 770 00:38:42,099 --> 00:38:44,069 God! Are you in a coma again? 771 00:38:44,101 --> 00:38:46,103 God, I gotta get help. 772 00:38:49,107 --> 00:38:50,202 Can I look? Can I look now? 773 00:38:50,234 --> 00:38:52,151 Yes! I think you're done. 774 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,138 Hey! Wow! 775 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,028 My God! "What are you, 20?" 776 00:39:03,163 --> 00:39:06,010 - OK. I wouldn't go that far. - I'm 21. 777 00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:07,095 OK. 778 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,170 You know, I used to wear my hair like this. 779 00:39:09,201 --> 00:39:11,151 Eons ago... 780 00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:14,061 when you were in here. 781 00:39:14,092 --> 00:39:16,042 You look so beautiful, Mom. 782 00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:18,054 Wow! 783 00:39:18,085 --> 00:39:20,182 You know what? OK. 784 00:39:20,213 --> 00:39:22,143 I think you're ready, college girl. 785 00:39:23,144 --> 00:39:26,115 - Are you sure? - Yeah, let's go. But let's leave this. 786 00:39:26,147 --> 00:39:29,056 Let's never touch... or talk about that brush again. 787 00:39:29,087 --> 00:39:30,172 OK. 788 00:39:30,256 --> 00:39:32,186 - Thank you. - Of course. I love you. 789 00:39:32,217 --> 00:39:34,167 I love you, too. 790 00:39:34,198 --> 00:39:35,220 Boom. 791 00:39:38,066 --> 00:39:39,193 - Hey. - Hey! 792 00:39:41,195 --> 00:39:43,072 Get a room! 793 00:39:43,103 --> 00:39:46,170 Just kidding, don't. L-O-L. Hashtag. 794 00:39:47,242 --> 00:39:49,203 - Hey, Ms Miles. - Hi, how are you? 795 00:39:49,234 --> 00:39:51,143 Good. You guys both look amazing! 796 00:39:51,175 --> 00:39:53,145 - Thank you. - Charmer. 797 00:39:53,177 --> 00:39:55,199 I heard you're back at school now, which is awesome. 798 00:39:55,231 --> 00:39:57,201 - It is. - You get to party with all of us. 799 00:39:57,233 --> 00:39:58,286 Well... 800 00:39:59,068 --> 00:40:02,196 How about a drink or something? Let me introduce you to my friend Jack. 801 00:40:02,227 --> 00:40:03,302 Hi, I'm Jack. 802 00:40:04,084 --> 00:40:05,284 Deanna. Hi. 803 00:40:06,264 --> 00:40:08,110 Wow, that's... 804 00:40:08,141 --> 00:40:11,103 You have wonderfully intricate hair. 805 00:40:12,166 --> 00:40:14,106 - Thank you. - Yeah. 806 00:40:14,262 --> 00:40:16,255 Well, can I get you something to drink? 807 00:40:16,286 --> 00:40:21,269 OK. I would love a Chardonnay, maybe something oaky. 808 00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,096 Um... 809 00:40:25,097 --> 00:40:26,265 Did you pick up the Chardonnay? 810 00:40:26,296 --> 00:40:31,114 - We have some boxed wine. - We have some boxed wine. 811 00:40:31,146 --> 00:40:32,291 - In a box? - I don't know. 812 00:40:32,323 --> 00:40:34,231 I'm sure it tastes real cardboardy. 813 00:40:34,262 --> 00:40:36,350 I'm sure it tastes very cardboardy! 814 00:40:37,131 --> 00:40:40,354 Really, it comes in a plastic bladder, so it's not touching the cardboard. 815 00:40:41,135 --> 00:40:43,357 I told him we should not get anything that comes in a bladder. 816 00:40:44,139 --> 00:40:47,152 - I'm the only one who likes wine. - I love wine! 817 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:49,301 But I don't like drinking it out of bladders. 818 00:40:50,177 --> 00:40:51,313 I don't blame you. 819 00:40:52,242 --> 00:40:54,212 She'll just have a shot and a beer, please. 820 00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:55,265 - Perfect. - There we go. 821 00:40:55,297 --> 00:40:59,342 Why not? I'm here to get the full college experience. 822 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:02,378 So...what is the spirit du jour? 823 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,317 This is 100 per cent agave tequila. 824 00:41:05,348 --> 00:41:09,218 Agave! I use that when I bake muffins. 825 00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:10,281 - OK. - She loves to bake. 826 00:41:10,313 --> 00:41:12,231 - I do. - All right, let's do it. 827 00:41:13,275 --> 00:41:16,393 - What do we want? - Full velocity! 828 00:41:17,174 --> 00:41:19,281 And equal work for equal pay. 829 00:41:22,254 --> 00:41:24,193 God. 830 00:41:24,224 --> 00:41:26,363 - God. - That is aggressive. 831 00:41:27,363 --> 00:41:29,282 That's just burning. 832 00:41:29,313 --> 00:41:31,388 It's burning all the way down. 833 00:41:32,171 --> 00:41:34,256 Just follow my lead and we'll do this again, OK? 834 00:41:34,288 --> 00:41:37,270 We'll try it again. 835 00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:40,314 All right. What do we want? 836 00:41:40,346 --> 00:41:42,421 Full velocity! 837 00:41:43,203 --> 00:41:47,428 And cleaner oceans. Our coral reefs are dying, guys. 838 00:41:48,344 --> 00:41:51,253 No, er...Ms Miles... 839 00:41:54,424 --> 00:42:00,296 Look, Ms Miles, coral reefs and equal work for equal pay, all great things. 840 00:42:00,327 --> 00:42:01,442 But at our parties... 841 00:42:02,224 --> 00:42:06,437 when somebody says "What do we want?" we just say "Full velocity." 842 00:42:07,219 --> 00:42:08,408 You don't need to say anything else. 843 00:42:08,439 --> 00:42:10,307 It's more of a party tradition. 844 00:42:10,338 --> 00:42:14,237 OK. So, it's just a flat answer of full... 845 00:42:14,456 --> 00:42:17,220 - Velocity. - Velocity. 846 00:42:17,251 --> 00:42:19,326 - OK. - You ready? 847 00:42:19,357 --> 00:42:21,224 Well... 848 00:42:21,255 --> 00:42:22,412 Third time's the charm, right? 849 00:42:22,444 --> 00:42:26,312 - What do we want? - Full velocity! 850 00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:31,246 And full maternity leave for non-gender-specific working parents. 851 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:35,270 And full velocity! 852 00:42:47,492 --> 00:42:49,349 Where's my mom? 853 00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:52,289 She's over there busting it out. 854 00:42:55,293 --> 00:42:56,345 Hi, honey! 855 00:42:56,377 --> 00:42:58,347 Hi! 856 00:42:59,442 --> 00:43:02,385 I feel that in my C-section scar! 857 00:43:03,322 --> 00:43:04,470 - Are you OK? - Ooh, yeah! 858 00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:06,503 ♪ Let me see you MILF shake 859 00:43:07,483 --> 00:43:09,485 ♪ Let me see you MILF shake 860 00:43:11,352 --> 00:43:13,333 Thinking Out Loud 861 00:43:13,364 --> 00:43:16,400 ♪ Your soul could never grow old 862 00:43:16,431 --> 00:43:18,432 ♪ It's evergreen 863 00:43:19,506 --> 00:43:23,302 It's not over. It's full velocity! Let's go! Come on, guys! 864 00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:26,296 ♪ Baby, your smile's 865 00:43:26,327 --> 00:43:30,393 ♪ Forever in my mind and memory... 866 00:43:36,474 --> 00:43:39,320 My God! 867 00:43:39,415 --> 00:43:40,520 My God! Mom! 868 00:43:42,438 --> 00:43:44,471 You don't have to make a big deal. 869 00:43:44,502 --> 00:43:47,486 Don't jump to conclusions. You don't know what's happening here. 870 00:43:47,517 --> 00:43:51,522 Really? It looks like my mother is doing the walk of shame out of a frat house. 871 00:43:53,346 --> 00:43:56,505 OK, I guess technically that's... what's happening. Let's just go. 872 00:43:56,536 --> 00:43:58,518 Let's get out of here. My God! 873 00:43:59,499 --> 00:44:01,542 I don't think you've gotta rub it in.! 874 00:44:01,574 --> 00:44:04,358 Fella, close your robe. 875 00:44:04,389 --> 00:44:06,381 Can we please just get out of here? 876 00:44:06,412 --> 00:44:07,580 Aren't they gonna serve breakfast? 877 00:44:08,362 --> 00:44:10,585 No, they're not gonna serve breakfast. This isn't the Hilton. 878 00:44:11,366 --> 00:44:14,399 I knew that. But I thought maybe they'll have a bagel spread or something. 879 00:44:14,430 --> 00:44:15,495 My God! 880 00:44:16,359 --> 00:44:19,541 My God! My foot keeps charley horsing. 881 00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:22,451 I'm telling you, I can't even get my boots back on. 882 00:44:22,482 --> 00:44:25,568 I guess that's what I get for getting my toes curled last night. 883 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,570 And I mean cu-urled. 884 00:44:27,602 --> 00:44:29,469 Mom, please stop! 885 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:33,609 I think it was mutually enjoyable... for both parties. 886 00:44:34,391 --> 00:44:35,600 I mean, I had fun. 887 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:39,479 He enjoyed himself. He kept yelling, "Please, more!" 888 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:42,619 I thought he was doing a scene from Oliver! "Please, more." 889 00:44:43,401 --> 00:44:45,486 I heard that through the wall 890 00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:47,551 and I thought he was saying, "Cheese store." 891 00:44:47,582 --> 00:44:49,469 And I was very confused. 892 00:44:49,502 --> 00:44:52,494 One time we were playing kind of a cheesemonger 893 00:44:52,525 --> 00:44:54,465 and I was a poor peasant girl but... 894 00:44:54,496 --> 00:44:55,634 That's disgusting, Mom. 895 00:44:56,416 --> 00:44:58,459 - No! It was fun. - Mom! 896 00:44:58,491 --> 00:44:59,501 And I love cheese. 897 00:44:59,532 --> 00:45:01,452 I love you so much. 898 00:45:01,483 --> 00:45:04,570 Have I asked you once about any of this? No. You just keep blabbing. 899 00:45:04,601 --> 00:45:08,429 I'm asking you to please be quiet and stop talking. 900 00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:11,545 OK. I think we should keep communication lines open. 901 00:45:12,411 --> 00:45:14,497 You know what? I'm older, I'm wiser. I... 902 00:45:14,654 --> 00:45:17,500 This, essentially a Google. 903 00:45:18,470 --> 00:45:21,504 Right down here, where you came from. 904 00:45:21,536 --> 00:45:23,496 I'm like the Google of vaginas. 905 00:45:23,527 --> 00:45:25,582 "Ask me anything, please." 906 00:45:25,613 --> 00:45:27,428 Turn off your vagoogle. 907 00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:29,452 - It can't be turned off. - OK, I don't like it. 908 00:45:29,483 --> 00:45:32,674 You're scaring me... and you're scaring everyone around you. 909 00:45:33,456 --> 00:45:36,594 I think... I think my vagoogle scared Jack last night. 910 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:38,659 - My God! - But in a good way. 911 00:45:39,442 --> 00:45:41,621 Like when you intentionally go through a haunted house. 912 00:45:41,652 --> 00:45:43,528 Eww! 913 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,644 Not saying... 914 00:45:45,573 --> 00:45:46,689 You know what I mean. 915 00:45:47,471 --> 00:45:49,619 Please, I just don't wanna talk about your vagoogle. 916 00:45:56,679 --> 00:46:01,507 All right. I've got a little pop quiz for you here. 917 00:46:01,539 --> 00:46:04,699 But don't worry, I promise to grade it pharaoh and squaraoh. 918 00:46:09,557 --> 00:46:14,688 Hey, I've got to tell you, your work so far is impeccable. 919 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,721 This department is lucky to have you back. 920 00:46:17,504 --> 00:46:21,570 My gosh. Wayne, thank you so much. You know, it's still my passion. 921 00:46:21,602 --> 00:46:24,543 I guess once a dighead, always a dighead? 922 00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:27,525 - Yes, you certainly are. - Guess that makes me a dighead, too. 923 00:46:27,556 --> 00:46:30,518 OK, my advice to you is to crack a book, all right? 924 00:46:30,549 --> 00:46:33,667 You are failing this class in spectacular fashion. 925 00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:38,715 And I would love to see you on a dig one day. 926 00:46:38,746 --> 00:46:42,521 That makes two of us wanting to see me on a dig. 927 00:46:42,553 --> 00:46:44,711 That's... Thank you. It's a lovely sediment. 928 00:46:46,713 --> 00:46:49,581 No. I did not. I did it, though. 929 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,616 You're gonna make me become Stone-unhinged. 930 00:46:57,610 --> 00:46:59,633 No, you get out! 931 00:46:59,664 --> 00:47:02,709 Anyway, I can't wait to see your mid-term presentation. 932 00:47:02,740 --> 00:47:04,690 I'm pretty excited for you to read it. 933 00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:07,559 No, no. It's an oral presentation. 934 00:47:07,590 --> 00:47:09,561 It's a... What is it? 935 00:47:09,592 --> 00:47:12,751 Instead of with your hands, you present your work with your mouth and tongue. 936 00:47:14,577 --> 00:47:16,610 OK. You're gonna be great. 937 00:47:16,642 --> 00:47:18,581 Just keep up the good work. OK. 938 00:47:22,617 --> 00:47:23,680 What's the matter? 939 00:47:23,711 --> 00:47:27,685 I'm just not fond of speaking in public. 940 00:47:28,582 --> 00:47:33,609 OK, let's get started on those quizzes. You have 15 minutes, so do not dally. 941 00:47:40,636 --> 00:47:41,721 Dee Dee. 942 00:47:41,752 --> 00:47:44,672 - Hey, Jack. - Hey! I um... 943 00:47:44,703 --> 00:47:49,583 I saw Maddie and she said that you were gonna be in here studying. 944 00:47:49,615 --> 00:47:50,793 So, I got you a coffee. 945 00:47:50,825 --> 00:47:53,662 Thank you, Jack. That's so nice of you. 946 00:47:53,693 --> 00:47:55,653 I couldn't find any Chardonnay, so... 947 00:47:55,685 --> 00:47:57,790 It's probably for the best. 948 00:47:58,802 --> 00:48:01,826 Hey, have you... been getting my texts? 949 00:48:02,765 --> 00:48:04,632 Um... 950 00:48:04,663 --> 00:48:05,800 You know what? I usually... 951 00:48:05,831 --> 00:48:08,781 I turn off my little chimey alert. 952 00:48:08,812 --> 00:48:12,713 Yeah. You gotta be quiet in the library, right? 953 00:48:14,746 --> 00:48:16,634 Wow, that's... 954 00:48:16,748 --> 00:48:18,699 That's a lot of texts, Jack. 955 00:48:18,731 --> 00:48:21,691 - Now that I'm here... - Yeah. 956 00:48:21,722 --> 00:48:23,663 Yeah, I can just tell you. 957 00:48:24,717 --> 00:48:26,656 I um... 958 00:48:26,687 --> 00:48:28,783 I kind of can't stop thinking about you. 959 00:48:30,691 --> 00:48:31,817 Jack, that is so sweet. 960 00:48:32,725 --> 00:48:34,789 You wanna know what I can't stop thinking about? 961 00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:37,793 Us. Me and you, we leave this school. 962 00:48:37,824 --> 00:48:40,807 We can go backpacking across Europe. 963 00:48:40,838 --> 00:48:42,767 Me and you - Eat Pray Love style. 964 00:48:42,798 --> 00:48:46,875 I-I can... I can bartend, we'll make it work... 965 00:48:47,657 --> 00:48:48,711 Jack. 966 00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:52,652 Years ago, somebody asking me to do that with them 967 00:48:52,683 --> 00:48:54,769 would have been an absolute dream. 968 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,888 But I can't travel with a backpack any more. 969 00:48:58,889 --> 00:49:01,674 I need luggage with wheels. 970 00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:02,769 I mean, I... 971 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,885 Even my carry-on has wheels, Jack. 972 00:49:05,854 --> 00:49:08,806 My hips can't really sustain a backpack. 973 00:49:08,838 --> 00:49:11,851 They're never the same after a childbirth, you know, but... 974 00:49:12,706 --> 00:49:15,699 But it's such a wonderful offer 975 00:49:15,730 --> 00:49:17,742 and you're such a terrific guy but... 976 00:49:18,796 --> 00:49:20,830 I think what we had the other night 977 00:49:20,861 --> 00:49:24,896 was really kind of a one-time special thing. 978 00:49:37,837 --> 00:49:40,758 That was amazing! That was so nice. 979 00:49:41,790 --> 00:49:42,927 My God! 980 00:49:44,772 --> 00:49:45,931 My God! 981 00:49:46,713 --> 00:49:47,839 - My God! - My God. 982 00:49:47,870 --> 00:49:49,871 You are my sexual Dumbledore. 983 00:49:49,902 --> 00:49:51,904 - I mean... - What does that mean? 984 00:49:51,937 --> 00:49:54,794 Dumbledore, he's from Harry Potter. 985 00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:57,839 You know, Harry Potter's, like, mentor... 986 00:49:57,870 --> 00:49:59,955 he's got the beard, and he's got the hat. 987 00:50:00,737 --> 00:50:03,761 - Dumbledore. - I'm gonna stop you right there. 988 00:50:05,868 --> 00:50:07,829 Um...this is just... 989 00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:09,853 This will ride you through life. 990 00:50:09,884 --> 00:50:13,919 I don't think ever there's a woman that's gonna want you to say 991 00:50:13,950 --> 00:50:15,911 that during a sexual encounter 992 00:50:15,942 --> 00:50:20,750 you're thinking of her as an old, grey, grizzled wizard. 993 00:50:20,781 --> 00:50:21,906 Aww! 994 00:50:21,937 --> 00:50:23,826 - Yeah. - Aww! Um... 995 00:50:23,857 --> 00:50:26,891 - OK. I'm sorry. - So good up until... 996 00:50:26,923 --> 00:50:29,947 until you called me an old, grey, male wizard. 997 00:50:29,979 --> 00:50:31,814 Wizard talk's gone. 998 00:50:31,845 --> 00:50:33,773 - Well... - All right. 999 00:50:34,003 --> 00:50:35,973 OK, well, um... 1000 00:50:36,944 --> 00:50:39,009 - I'd better... - See you later? 1001 00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:42,002 No, no, no. That was the last... 1002 00:50:42,784 --> 00:50:44,796 That was the last time... 1003 00:50:44,827 --> 00:50:46,882 - You said that earlier. - I know. 1004 00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:51,919 I know, but your wrist got involved and I got distracted, so... 1005 00:50:52,931 --> 00:50:54,796 Last time. OK. 1006 00:50:55,871 --> 00:50:57,946 OK, that's it. And we're done. 1007 00:50:57,977 --> 00:50:59,979 It's a clean... clean break. 1008 00:51:01,001 --> 00:51:03,015 You know what? Just a finale. 1009 00:51:06,945 --> 00:51:08,854 OK. I'll text you. 1010 00:51:10,981 --> 00:51:12,973 OK, I'll miss that. I'll miss that. 1011 00:51:13,004 --> 00:51:15,925 OK. You go that way. I'll go this way. 1012 00:51:16,915 --> 00:51:18,031 Damn it, man. 1013 00:51:20,951 --> 00:51:22,827 My God! 1014 00:51:23,902 --> 00:51:24,945 Come on, come on, come on. 1015 00:51:24,976 --> 00:51:26,040 Hello? 1016 00:51:26,822 --> 00:51:27,918 What are you doing? 1017 00:51:27,949 --> 00:51:30,909 I think my forks have oxidised. 1018 00:51:30,941 --> 00:51:32,901 I'm just... I'm trying to get it off. 1019 00:51:32,932 --> 00:51:35,008 - What are you doing? - I just had sex in the library. 1020 00:51:35,039 --> 00:51:37,876 - What? - I just had sex in the library. 1021 00:51:37,907 --> 00:51:38,991 You had what? 1022 00:51:39,846 --> 00:51:41,838 I... I just had sex in the library. 1023 00:51:41,869 --> 00:51:44,862 You had sex in a library? 1024 00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:46,030 - Frank! - No, don't tell Frank. 1025 00:51:46,062 --> 00:51:49,054 - Deanna just had sex in a public place. - What? Where? 1026 00:51:49,086 --> 00:51:51,994 - In the stacks! - In her slacks? 1027 00:51:52,025 --> 00:51:54,092 No. Shut up, Frank. 1028 00:51:54,873 --> 00:51:56,083 Hang on for one second. 1029 00:51:59,911 --> 00:52:02,047 You know what? I have to go. I'll call you later. 1030 00:52:04,081 --> 00:52:06,021 Can you believe this, Frank? 1031 00:52:06,052 --> 00:52:07,961 Good for Deanna. 1032 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,046 Frank? 1033 00:52:13,988 --> 00:52:16,094 Why don't we ever have sex in public? 1034 00:52:16,991 --> 00:52:19,098 Because, honey, last time you blew your knee out 1035 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,049 and I had to carry you out of Six Flags. 1036 00:52:25,907 --> 00:52:27,940 But I do like those fuzzy socks. 1037 00:52:27,971 --> 00:52:29,984 Frank. 1038 00:52:31,976 --> 00:52:34,083 Thanks for coming, Mom. Debbie's really freaking out. 1039 00:52:34,114 --> 00:52:37,055 It sounded serious. I'm gonna make my lasagne. 1040 00:52:39,119 --> 00:52:40,225 OK... 1041 00:52:41,142 --> 00:52:43,010 Hey, Debbie. 1042 00:52:43,041 --> 00:52:46,023 Do you think you're ready to maybe start talking about it now? 1043 00:52:46,053 --> 00:52:48,118 She went to a job fair and now she's all freaked out. 1044 00:52:49,015 --> 00:52:52,019 I thought fairs were supposed to be fun. This one wasn't fun at all. 1045 00:52:52,050 --> 00:52:54,240 I don't even know what I really wanna do with my life. 1046 00:52:55,022 --> 00:52:57,222 - Why did I study kinesiology? - That's... 1047 00:52:58,004 --> 00:53:00,236 I mean, that's basically like physical therapy, right? 1048 00:53:01,017 --> 00:53:02,177 Kind of, but not as useful. 1049 00:53:02,208 --> 00:53:04,252 It's the theoretical study of human movement. 1050 00:53:05,169 --> 00:53:07,098 OK. Wow. 1051 00:53:07,130 --> 00:53:11,081 I can see that does feel slightly limited 1052 00:53:11,113 --> 00:53:14,147 in employment opportunities. 1053 00:53:15,045 --> 00:53:19,132 I took out $45,000 in student loans and what am I ready for? Nothing. 1054 00:53:19,163 --> 00:53:23,053 OK, come on. You can't make such a big deal out of everything. 1055 00:53:23,084 --> 00:53:25,169 Ladies, you gotta have a little faith in yourselves. 1056 00:53:25,201 --> 00:53:30,155 I spent 20 years just giving it all away. I worried about what other people thought. 1057 00:53:30,186 --> 00:53:33,136 I worried about what they thought I should be doing. Never what I thought. 1058 00:53:33,167 --> 00:53:36,056 Look at me now. I'm living in a dorm with a roommate 1059 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:38,058 that I'm pretty sure watches me while I sleep. 1060 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:40,260 I got the clothes on my back. I got nothing. 1061 00:53:40,292 --> 00:53:43,127 The last 20 years of my life have been a real shit show. 1062 00:53:43,158 --> 00:53:44,232 Thank you. 1063 00:53:45,129 --> 00:53:47,090 Not meaning you... I mean... 1064 00:53:47,121 --> 00:53:49,134 You know... You know what I mean. I just... 1065 00:53:49,165 --> 00:53:50,249 Give me those fingers. 1066 00:53:50,281 --> 00:53:54,076 Every single little thing about you is a dream. 1067 00:53:54,108 --> 00:53:55,234 I wouldn't change any of that. 1068 00:53:55,265 --> 00:53:58,205 The rest, I would like to rewind that clock 1069 00:53:58,237 --> 00:54:02,273 and 20 years ago start speaking up for myself, so that's my point. 1070 00:54:02,304 --> 00:54:05,120 You gals are terrific. You're not quitters. 1071 00:54:05,151 --> 00:54:07,205 I'm afraid I'm never gonna be in a real relationship. 1072 00:54:07,236 --> 00:54:09,124 Amanda! Come on! 1073 00:54:09,155 --> 00:54:11,261 - Come on! - I'm so sorry. 1074 00:54:11,292 --> 00:54:15,329 Honey, if you can't use what the good Lord made you and make that work, 1075 00:54:16,110 --> 00:54:18,228 then what the hell hope do any of us have? 1076 00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:21,263 - None. - You're all amazing. I mean, look at you. 1077 00:54:21,294 --> 00:54:25,111 You're all lovely here and you're smart and you're wonderful 1078 00:54:25,143 --> 00:54:27,342 and you're weird, in the best, best way. 1079 00:54:28,124 --> 00:54:29,291 I just... I mean, if you look... 1080 00:54:29,323 --> 00:54:31,305 My God! Look at Carol's legs. 1081 00:54:31,336 --> 00:54:33,161 Legs for days. 1082 00:54:33,192 --> 00:54:34,266 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1083 00:54:34,297 --> 00:54:36,279 Just enjoy 'em, for God's sakes. 1084 00:54:36,310 --> 00:54:40,116 Just... We all have to realise everybody's great, right? 1085 00:54:40,147 --> 00:54:41,346 And this is good. OK? 1086 00:54:42,128 --> 00:54:44,236 And this is good, and this is good, and these are good. 1087 00:54:44,267 --> 00:54:47,176 - And this is... My God! - Mom, do not touch Amanda's butt! 1088 00:54:47,207 --> 00:54:48,345 You know what it makes me think of? 1089 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:51,285 It's like a three-day-old loaf of bread. 1090 00:54:51,316 --> 00:54:54,247 It's firmer, but it's kept its original shape. 1091 00:54:54,278 --> 00:54:57,334 Now, I... I think I've just been looser structurally. 1092 00:54:57,365 --> 00:55:01,149 You know, I could explain to you the differences in your bodies. 1093 00:55:01,181 --> 00:55:02,349 But only as it pertains to movement. 1094 00:55:02,381 --> 00:55:06,166 Look what's happening right now. Look what's happening right... 1095 00:55:06,197 --> 00:55:07,344 You're using your degree. 1096 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:10,212 - You're doing it! - I am. 1097 00:55:10,244 --> 00:55:13,319 You guys, there's a party tonight at Deltas and it's '80s themed. 1098 00:55:13,350 --> 00:55:16,281 So, ladies, time to crush a party. 1099 00:55:16,312 --> 00:55:18,377 I brought my dress-up trunk. 1100 00:55:19,159 --> 00:55:21,266 Girls Just Want To Have Fun 1101 00:55:27,252 --> 00:55:30,182 ♪ I come home in the morning light 1102 00:55:30,214 --> 00:55:34,363 ♪ My mother says when you gonna live your life right? 1103 00:55:35,198 --> 00:55:38,222 ♪ Mother dear... - I told you we should have done Dynasty. 1104 00:55:38,253 --> 00:55:40,370 Why do they all look so good? 1105 00:55:40,402 --> 00:55:43,228 - Welcome to the '80s! - Thank you. 1106 00:55:43,259 --> 00:55:45,218 Hey! Theta Gammas! 1107 00:55:45,249 --> 00:55:48,378 Hi, there! Well, I'm not officially a member. 1108 00:55:48,410 --> 00:55:50,412 I'm a little too young to join a sorority. 1109 00:55:52,403 --> 00:55:54,333 No! 1110 00:55:55,209 --> 00:55:56,407 Don't drink that. 1111 00:55:56,439 --> 00:55:59,433 This is a 2017 Italian Chardonnay. 1112 00:56:00,214 --> 00:56:02,301 - Jack... - Yeah, it's truly one of a kind. 1113 00:56:02,332 --> 00:56:04,271 Very oaky, very buttery. 1114 00:56:04,303 --> 00:56:06,388 Because it was a hot and dry fall this year in Italy. 1115 00:56:06,419 --> 00:56:09,401 So, the grapes are very, very succulent. 1116 00:56:09,433 --> 00:56:13,334 Well, far be from me to turn down a succulent grape. 1117 00:56:13,365 --> 00:56:16,274 You're being really weird with the grape descriptions. 1118 00:56:16,305 --> 00:56:18,401 It's lovely. It really is. 1119 00:56:18,432 --> 00:56:20,236 Hey, Grandma. 1120 00:56:21,237 --> 00:56:24,325 Hey, Jack, could you help me track down a drink? 1121 00:56:25,409 --> 00:56:28,245 OK, Jennifer, there's a keg out back. 1122 00:56:28,277 --> 00:56:30,267 There's also boxed wine. 1123 00:56:30,423 --> 00:56:33,396 You know what? I think we're gonna go take a little spin around, 1124 00:56:33,427 --> 00:56:35,367 try to figure out who shot JR. 1125 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,475 Someone was shot? 1126 00:56:38,256 --> 00:56:41,249 No. No! God, no, it's from Dallas. 1127 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:42,427 It's a television programme. 1128 00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:45,254 OK, I'll explain it. 1129 00:56:46,390 --> 00:56:50,291 Hey, if there's anything else I can get for you... 1130 00:56:50,322 --> 00:56:52,303 Seriously, anything. More wine... 1131 00:56:52,334 --> 00:56:55,368 Anything, honestly, just, just... just let me know. 1132 00:56:55,399 --> 00:56:56,453 OK, thanks, Jack. 1133 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,426 I love what's left of your top. 1134 00:57:01,354 --> 00:57:02,470 Ha! 1135 00:57:04,461 --> 00:57:06,328 So, what's your deal, man? 1136 00:57:06,359 --> 00:57:08,351 I don't know. 1137 00:57:08,477 --> 00:57:11,397 She makes me so nervous. Can you tell? 1138 00:57:12,345 --> 00:57:13,451 Yeah. 1139 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,531 Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car 1140 00:57:21,461 --> 00:57:22,535 ♪ Get into my... 1141 00:57:26,413 --> 00:57:27,519 I know this one. 1142 00:57:28,301 --> 00:57:29,469 - No, Mom. - I know this one. 1143 00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:31,491 Get it! 1144 00:57:31,523 --> 00:57:34,402 Apache 1145 00:57:41,555 --> 00:57:43,484 - Your mom can dance? - I guess so. 1146 00:57:44,391 --> 00:57:48,322 ♪ Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it 1147 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,384 ♪ Kemosabe, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it 1148 00:57:56,415 --> 00:57:57,531 Whoo! 1149 00:58:01,379 --> 00:58:04,538 ♪ Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it 1150 00:58:09,470 --> 00:58:12,422 ♪ Apache, jump on it, jump on it 1151 00:58:15,477 --> 00:58:16,593 ♪ A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga 1152 00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:18,450 It's a car! 1153 00:58:18,481 --> 00:58:21,400 Yeah, I can see that. Yes, Mom! 1154 00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:22,516 What a woman! 1155 00:58:22,547 --> 00:58:25,479 - You're doing so well! - I'm so hot. 1156 00:58:25,510 --> 00:58:27,418 You know so many moves! 1157 00:58:27,585 --> 00:58:29,576 Get back in there. Go get her! 1158 00:58:30,442 --> 00:58:31,578 ♪ Jump on it 1159 00:58:33,424 --> 00:58:34,560 Boo! 1160 00:58:34,592 --> 00:58:36,385 I got hair hit. 1161 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,430 ♪ Jump on it, jump on it 1162 00:58:45,604 --> 00:58:47,481 I'm good! 1163 00:58:52,518 --> 00:58:53,622 I'm so happy you're here. 1164 00:58:54,404 --> 00:58:55,541 I am too, honey! 1165 00:58:57,586 --> 00:58:59,400 OK. 1166 00:59:03,468 --> 00:59:06,470 Hi! You need some friends and some vitamin D. 1167 00:59:06,502 --> 00:59:08,608 OK, pal. Sunscreen's on my desk. 1168 00:59:10,465 --> 00:59:12,592 Thank you, best friend. 1169 00:59:13,603 --> 00:59:14,646 Come on, girls! 1170 00:59:15,534 --> 00:59:17,441 This is our moment! 1171 00:59:20,631 --> 00:59:22,478 - Hi, Deanna! - Hi, guys! 1172 00:59:22,509 --> 00:59:24,574 Rebecca, I'll see you in lab. 1173 00:59:24,605 --> 00:59:26,492 - There she is. - Hey! 1174 00:59:26,659 --> 00:59:28,599 Whoo! 1175 00:59:28,630 --> 00:59:30,496 No legs! 1176 00:59:40,592 --> 00:59:42,448 Yes! 1177 00:59:45,513 --> 00:59:46,640 Hey, Dee! 1178 00:59:47,662 --> 00:59:49,538 Have a good day. 1179 00:59:50,456 --> 00:59:52,479 Bye, Jack. 1180 01:00:00,592 --> 01:00:02,469 Ssh. Be careful. 1181 01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:03,616 I can't see out of my holes! 1182 01:00:03,647 --> 01:00:05,608 Guys, why did I have to do this? 1183 01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,652 Just hold her up, so we can get her head in there. 1184 01:00:10,499 --> 01:00:12,689 - My God! - Aw, kidnapping? 1185 01:00:12,721 --> 01:00:14,650 - No! Leonor! - Come on. 1186 01:00:14,681 --> 01:00:15,724 No! 1187 01:00:18,613 --> 01:00:19,666 Hello? 1188 01:00:20,584 --> 01:00:22,606 Is there.... 1189 01:00:24,514 --> 01:00:27,507 Deanna Miles, welcome to your trial by fire. 1190 01:00:27,664 --> 01:00:31,502 What is that device that's making your voice so strange? 1191 01:00:31,533 --> 01:00:32,638 It's a voice modulator! 1192 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:34,566 Everybody, take off your masks. 1193 01:00:36,725 --> 01:00:39,572 My face got so hot under there. 1194 01:00:39,604 --> 01:00:42,555 God, Debbie, what's wrong with your face? 1195 01:00:42,586 --> 01:00:43,745 I'm allergic to latex. 1196 01:00:44,526 --> 01:00:45,746 Then why would you put the mask on? 1197 01:00:46,527 --> 01:00:48,697 I just wanted to be a team player. 1198 01:00:49,583 --> 01:00:54,527 Deanna Miles, are you ready to become an honorary member of Theta Mu Gamma? 1199 01:00:55,757 --> 01:00:58,677 Really? Is that what this is about? 1200 01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:00,658 Wow, ladies! I mean, as long as it's... 1201 01:01:00,689 --> 01:01:02,619 Is that OK with Maddie? 1202 01:01:02,651 --> 01:01:04,611 It was my idea, Mom. 1203 01:01:06,582 --> 01:01:08,666 Maddie Miles, please untie your mother. 1204 01:01:09,543 --> 01:01:11,607 Am I supposed to act scared or anything or can I... 1205 01:01:11,639 --> 01:01:12,671 - No. - OK. 1206 01:01:12,702 --> 01:01:13,745 - Just be yourself. - OK. 1207 01:01:13,776 --> 01:01:15,612 Thank you, honey. 1208 01:01:16,718 --> 01:01:19,678 Linda, please bring forth the candle. 1209 01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:21,556 Where's Linda? 1210 01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:25,623 - Welcome. - Thank you, Linda. 1211 01:01:25,655 --> 01:01:29,732 Now you will be presented with the sacred paddle. 1212 01:01:29,763 --> 01:01:32,620 Welcome, Dee Rock. 1213 01:01:33,621 --> 01:01:34,779 Carol, my...your brushwork 1214 01:01:34,811 --> 01:01:37,616 is absolutely lovely. 1215 01:01:37,647 --> 01:01:39,722 They're actually just stickers, but... 1216 01:01:39,753 --> 01:01:43,715 Maddie, please spank your mother with the ceremonial paddle. 1217 01:01:44,591 --> 01:01:46,802 No, I'm not... I'm not paddling my mother. 1218 01:01:47,585 --> 01:01:48,669 Come on, Maddie. 1219 01:01:48,701 --> 01:01:49,733 Maddie, team player! 1220 01:01:49,764 --> 01:01:53,747 You know what? I have to ask. Has everybody else been paddled? 1221 01:01:53,778 --> 01:01:56,604 Because I don't wanna be the stick in the mud. 1222 01:01:56,636 --> 01:01:59,703 Should I crouch? I'm assuming I should take a crouched position. 1223 01:01:59,734 --> 01:02:00,819 I crouched. 1224 01:02:01,601 --> 01:02:03,779 I want the full Greek experience because I've always wondered... 1225 01:02:08,650 --> 01:02:09,765 God, that hit bone! 1226 01:02:09,796 --> 01:02:10,839 - Mom. - Maddie! 1227 01:02:11,621 --> 01:02:12,842 I'm sorry. 1228 01:02:13,624 --> 01:02:14,697 Mom. 1229 01:02:14,729 --> 01:02:15,855 Is someone still hitting me? 1230 01:02:16,637 --> 01:02:19,620 - I'm not touching you! - I feel it! 1231 01:02:19,651 --> 01:02:22,738 They're like phantom pains except they're real! 1232 01:02:23,843 --> 01:02:25,720 Get off of me! 1233 01:02:26,762 --> 01:02:28,629 God. 1234 01:02:28,775 --> 01:02:30,766 I thought I was gonna vomit. 1235 01:02:31,769 --> 01:02:32,791 No. 1236 01:02:32,822 --> 01:02:34,731 I'm sorry... 1237 01:02:34,762 --> 01:02:37,671 if I may have raised my voice. 1238 01:02:37,702 --> 01:02:39,840 - Are you OK, Dee Rock? - It's like when you stub a toe. 1239 01:02:39,871 --> 01:02:42,718 You just... You skyrocket 1240 01:02:42,749 --> 01:02:46,837 and then 30 seconds later, you didn't lose the toe, 1241 01:02:46,869 --> 01:02:49,662 which you swore 30 seconds earlier... 1242 01:02:49,694 --> 01:02:50,800 "I'm gonna lose the toe." 1243 01:02:50,831 --> 01:02:53,886 Right? We've all been at that bedpost. 1244 01:02:54,668 --> 01:02:56,713 - Are you ready to continue? - I'd love to. 1245 01:02:56,744 --> 01:02:57,766 All right. 1246 01:02:57,797 --> 01:03:01,832 By the power vested in me by this great state and educational facility, 1247 01:03:01,863 --> 01:03:05,785 I declare you a member of Theta Mu Gamma. 1248 01:03:09,894 --> 01:03:11,739 My gosh! 1249 01:03:11,771 --> 01:03:15,911 I just wanna say, I mean, pound sign, hashtag gratitude. 1250 01:03:16,693 --> 01:03:17,726 Right here. 1251 01:03:17,757 --> 01:03:19,821 And there's cake upstairs! 1252 01:03:21,834 --> 01:03:22,887 Cake! 1253 01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:26,797 She's allergic. She... 1254 01:03:26,828 --> 01:03:27,923 Honey, you're allergic. 1255 01:03:28,706 --> 01:03:29,812 Not tonight! 1256 01:03:34,858 --> 01:03:35,932 All right. 1257 01:03:36,714 --> 01:03:38,706 Exciting day. Hello to you, class. 1258 01:03:38,737 --> 01:03:41,919 I am very much looking forward to discovering the treasure 1259 01:03:41,951 --> 01:03:43,837 of your mid-term presentations. 1260 01:03:44,953 --> 01:03:47,727 - You're not gonna laugh at that? - It's funny. 1261 01:03:47,759 --> 01:03:49,896 I'm just... I'm too nervous about this presentation. 1262 01:03:49,927 --> 01:03:51,794 - I can't. - OK, tell you what. 1263 01:03:51,825 --> 01:03:54,818 Why don't we start off with... No offence to the rest of you! 1264 01:03:54,849 --> 01:03:56,768 ..my favourite student? 1265 01:03:56,799 --> 01:03:57,862 God. I gotta get some air. 1266 01:03:57,894 --> 01:04:00,908 Don't worry about it. It's me. I'm clearly his favourite. 1267 01:04:00,939 --> 01:04:01,972 Excuse me. Sorry. 1268 01:04:02,754 --> 01:04:05,818 Deanna Miles, would you get us started, please? 1269 01:04:07,790 --> 01:04:08,906 God! 1270 01:04:10,751 --> 01:04:11,867 I'm um... 1271 01:04:14,808 --> 01:04:15,956 - You wanna... - No. 1272 01:04:17,947 --> 01:04:20,982 - I know you're gonna knock our socks off. - Thank you. 1273 01:04:21,763 --> 01:04:23,923 Deanna Miles is gonna start us off, everybody. Lights. 1274 01:04:26,812 --> 01:04:28,771 I didn't expect that. 1275 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:30,971 Hello. 1276 01:04:32,881 --> 01:04:33,965 God. 1277 01:04:33,996 --> 01:04:35,842 Sorry. 1278 01:04:42,995 --> 01:04:45,811 I didn't... Is it a crank? 1279 01:04:45,842 --> 01:04:46,916 It's a crank. 1280 01:04:46,948 --> 01:04:48,950 I'm sorry, I just need to... 1281 01:04:50,837 --> 01:04:51,953 We are gonna... 1282 01:04:53,007 --> 01:04:55,863 I'm here to... God! 1283 01:04:55,895 --> 01:04:56,939 I'm sorry. 1284 01:04:57,929 --> 01:04:58,982 I'm so sorry. 1285 01:04:59,014 --> 01:05:04,019 Is it part of the core curriculum that I must use the podium? 1286 01:05:04,801 --> 01:05:05,937 Of course not. No, not at all. 1287 01:05:05,969 --> 01:05:10,954 OK. I'm going to opt to not use that. 1288 01:05:14,884 --> 01:05:16,824 She's totally pitting out. 1289 01:05:16,856 --> 01:05:18,013 She's gonna be fine. 1290 01:05:21,966 --> 01:05:23,039 I'm here... 1291 01:05:23,821 --> 01:05:24,957 Too loud, too loud. 1292 01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:26,980 I'm here to discuss... 1293 01:05:27,011 --> 01:05:31,840 not an exciting find but rather an exciting truth. 1294 01:05:32,988 --> 01:05:35,929 The tomb of Attila the Hun, 1295 01:05:36,054 --> 01:05:40,966 thought to be in Budapest, Hungary, in 2014, 1296 01:05:40,997 --> 01:05:42,895 but was in fact a hoax. 1297 01:05:42,926 --> 01:05:44,084 But how do we know? 1298 01:05:46,064 --> 01:05:47,921 How do we know? 1299 01:05:47,952 --> 01:05:49,860 Ms Miles, are you OK? 1300 01:05:49,892 --> 01:05:51,987 Yes. I'm fine. Just... 1301 01:05:52,019 --> 01:05:56,086 You know what? If I could just maybe get into a couple of those tissues... 1302 01:05:56,867 --> 01:05:58,056 Of course. 1303 01:06:01,957 --> 01:06:03,010 - I'm sorry. - No. 1304 01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:08,975 You may wanna check with your HVAC guy because something's going on in here. 1305 01:06:11,895 --> 01:06:12,970 - Thank you. - You've got... 1306 01:06:16,911 --> 01:06:18,068 Thank you. That's better. 1307 01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:20,946 Tissue. 1308 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,908 My God. 1309 01:06:26,891 --> 01:06:28,017 My God. 1310 01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:34,930 Historically... 1311 01:06:34,961 --> 01:06:37,131 Historically, the Huns have... 1312 01:06:40,009 --> 01:06:45,088 Could I just have a small... small sip of water from someone? 1313 01:06:46,079 --> 01:06:47,945 Can I... Do you mind if I just... 1314 01:06:47,976 --> 01:06:50,062 Thank you so much. Thank you. 1315 01:06:52,126 --> 01:06:54,045 Don't be a dick now. 1316 01:07:02,096 --> 01:07:05,099 That is surprisingly challenging my body. 1317 01:07:05,130 --> 01:07:07,174 - Wayne! - Deanna. 1318 01:07:09,071 --> 01:07:10,991 Girl. 1319 01:07:12,951 --> 01:07:15,046 I think it's OK now. 1320 01:07:17,071 --> 01:07:18,978 So sorry for that. 1321 01:07:20,136 --> 01:07:24,173 Rümschtein discovered a tomb, 1322 01:07:24,955 --> 01:07:29,074 - allegedly that had many human... - skeletons, 1323 01:07:29,105 --> 01:07:33,088 and many various different kinds of horse skeletons, 1324 01:07:34,089 --> 01:07:36,019 ie, carcasses, 1325 01:07:37,113 --> 01:07:40,157 to enable them to come into the next dimension. 1326 01:07:41,159 --> 01:07:43,120 Are there any questions...? 1327 01:07:45,163 --> 01:07:47,186 - Deanna? - No. OK... 1328 01:07:48,146 --> 01:07:49,981 Ms Miles! Ms Miles! 1329 01:07:50,012 --> 01:07:51,055 Dee Rock! 1330 01:07:52,119 --> 01:07:54,038 How did I do? 1331 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,176 Girl, you sweat through your pants. 1332 01:07:56,208 --> 01:07:59,231 No. I love these pants. 1333 01:08:05,144 --> 01:08:08,158 It was the first time I've taken a look at his entire portfolio. 1334 01:08:08,189 --> 01:08:15,009 And I looked at him and I said, "Tom, your 401 is 401 not OK." 1335 01:08:16,104 --> 01:08:17,146 Interesting. 1336 01:08:17,178 --> 01:08:19,087 Sounds like a really exciting business. 1337 01:08:19,118 --> 01:08:21,036 I'm glad to see you. 1338 01:08:21,067 --> 01:08:23,048 - Yeah, me, too. - I'm glad you called me. 1339 01:08:23,079 --> 01:08:25,092 You're being quiet tonight. What is it? 1340 01:08:25,123 --> 01:08:28,180 No, I'm enjoying the wine, and the neat banter. 1341 01:08:28,211 --> 01:08:31,173 My God. We're too old and boring for you now. 1342 01:08:31,204 --> 01:08:34,092 - Don't say that. That's not true. - I knew it. Don't dump me. 1343 01:08:34,124 --> 01:08:35,271 - I'm not gonna dump you. - I mean it. 1344 01:08:36,053 --> 01:08:39,067 I will leave Frank. In a heartbeat. 1345 01:08:39,098 --> 01:08:42,101 I don't give two rats' asses about Amy and Bill. 1346 01:08:42,268 --> 01:08:45,084 - Excuse me? - Your jokes make me wanna kill myself. 1347 01:08:45,115 --> 01:08:46,199 They're not very good. 1348 01:08:46,230 --> 01:08:47,284 No, they're the worst. 1349 01:08:48,066 --> 01:08:49,202 That's... That's fair. 1350 01:08:50,057 --> 01:08:53,082 - My God. - My God. 1351 01:08:53,113 --> 01:08:55,114 - Those pricks are here. - Who? 1352 01:08:55,146 --> 01:08:57,097 - They can't see me. - Where are you going? 1353 01:08:57,128 --> 01:09:00,089 - What are you doing? - Maybe they're going the other... 1354 01:09:00,278 --> 01:09:03,176 I can't believe... I did not know they were gonna be here. 1355 01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:06,232 - Well... - Here it is. Found my contact. 1356 01:09:06,263 --> 01:09:08,244 - Hey, gang. What's the good word? - Hi! 1357 01:09:11,081 --> 01:09:13,125 What a surprise! I didn't know you were here. 1358 01:09:13,156 --> 01:09:14,303 - You guys know Marcie, right? - Yeah. 1359 01:09:15,085 --> 01:09:17,087 - I don't think I introduced you. - Hi. Hello. 1360 01:09:17,119 --> 01:09:18,286 Pleasure. It's great. 1361 01:09:18,318 --> 01:09:23,084 What is... What is on your lobe, Dan? 1362 01:09:23,251 --> 01:09:25,315 It's an earring. It works for Harrison Ford. 1363 01:09:26,097 --> 01:09:27,119 Sure does. 1364 01:09:27,150 --> 01:09:29,319 Harrison Ford blew up the Death Star and freed a galaxy. 1365 01:09:30,101 --> 01:09:31,144 What have you done, Dan? 1366 01:09:31,175 --> 01:09:34,293 Six-minute abs. He completed the 30-day challenge of six-minute abs. 1367 01:09:34,324 --> 01:09:36,244 My goal is to have a washboard. 1368 01:09:36,275 --> 01:09:39,330 Now, Deanna, what are you up to? You still pretending to go to college? 1369 01:09:40,111 --> 01:09:42,251 Because you know, Dan can't foot that bill forever. 1370 01:09:42,282 --> 01:09:46,119 What was the word we learned in Italy for "pathetic"? 1371 01:09:46,151 --> 01:09:49,113 - I don't remember any more. - I do. It was Deanna. 1372 01:09:49,144 --> 01:09:51,333 Pathetico in Italian. Pathetic, pathetico. 1373 01:09:52,115 --> 01:09:58,143 Bill, you look like Orson Welles had a stroke and stayed that way. 1374 01:09:58,174 --> 01:10:00,176 Not the first time I've heard it. 1375 01:10:00,207 --> 01:10:03,304 God, I hate him so much. I hate him so much. 1376 01:10:03,335 --> 01:10:05,233 He's hateable. 1377 01:10:05,264 --> 01:10:08,164 Deanna, I wanted to speak to you privately for a second. 1378 01:10:08,195 --> 01:10:13,138 No. I don't have any time for you and I will never have any time for you again. 1379 01:10:13,169 --> 01:10:17,226 Fine. I was going to say, Marcie and I have some big news. 1380 01:10:17,351 --> 01:10:19,228 We're getting married next week. 1381 01:10:19,261 --> 01:10:21,252 Small ceremony but super classy. 1382 01:10:21,283 --> 01:10:22,316 Mazel tov! 1383 01:10:22,347 --> 01:10:24,337 Shut up, Bill! 1384 01:10:24,369 --> 01:10:26,288 What the hell is wrong with you? 1385 01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:30,219 They said they were getting married. We should... Mazel tov! 1386 01:10:30,251 --> 01:10:32,306 Read the room, Bill. 1387 01:10:32,337 --> 01:10:34,224 Thank you. That was very kind. 1388 01:10:34,256 --> 01:10:35,402 I'm not Jewish, but thank you. 1389 01:10:36,184 --> 01:10:37,289 This is a bona fide shit show. 1390 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,240 Jeez. 1391 01:10:39,271 --> 01:10:41,252 I was hoping for a "congratulations". 1392 01:10:41,284 --> 01:10:43,213 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1393 01:10:43,244 --> 01:10:46,174 - Can I get you any starters, appetisers? - Jack! 1394 01:10:47,217 --> 01:10:48,270 - What...? - Deanna. 1395 01:10:48,301 --> 01:10:52,286 Wow, you look...stunning. 1396 01:10:52,317 --> 01:10:54,288 I don't know. 1397 01:10:54,319 --> 01:10:57,364 - Um...this is my mom. - What? 1398 01:10:57,395 --> 01:10:59,408 Mom, this is who I was telling you about. The girl. 1399 01:11:00,190 --> 01:11:01,212 - No. - What? 1400 01:11:01,243 --> 01:11:03,349 - No! - What am I hearing? 1401 01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:04,414 What's happening? 1402 01:11:05,196 --> 01:11:09,303 Jack, you told me you were seeing a college girl named Dee Dee. 1403 01:11:09,334 --> 01:11:13,266 Yeah, she came to the frat house and we met at a party. 1404 01:11:14,226 --> 01:11:16,343 That's not what you meant. 1405 01:11:16,375 --> 01:11:17,428 Gosh! 1406 01:11:18,210 --> 01:11:20,346 She had sex with your son! 1407 01:11:20,378 --> 01:11:23,215 She had sex with your son and she called me right after. 1408 01:11:23,246 --> 01:11:24,446 Because we are friends! 1409 01:11:25,227 --> 01:11:27,293 My goodness! 1410 01:11:27,324 --> 01:11:31,453 Everybody, she slept with her son in a library! 1411 01:11:34,269 --> 01:11:36,386 This is the greatest thing I've ever been a part of. 1412 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:37,429 - I get it. - Cheers. 1413 01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:40,349 It's just a cruel joke. It's cruel, and you're right. 1414 01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:43,393 You know what? I might deserve it. I've been rough on you, but come on, 1415 01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:47,387 seriously, did you have intercourse with my son? 1416 01:11:48,378 --> 01:11:50,276 Did you? 1417 01:11:52,454 --> 01:11:58,253 In terms of your question of like, did anything happen between us? 1418 01:11:58,284 --> 01:12:00,286 Have we slept together? 1419 01:12:00,317 --> 01:12:02,478 Yeah. Yeah, we have. 1420 01:12:03,259 --> 01:12:05,386 And I rocked...his world. 1421 01:12:05,417 --> 01:12:07,337 - My God! - Come on. 1422 01:12:07,368 --> 01:12:10,277 Well, best night of my life. 1423 01:12:10,413 --> 01:12:12,290 I'll drink to that. 1424 01:12:13,448 --> 01:12:15,355 All right. Bye, Jack. 1425 01:12:16,367 --> 01:12:21,300 Whoa! That's my girl! That's my lady! 1426 01:12:22,374 --> 01:12:23,521 Nice to finally meet you, Jack. 1427 01:12:24,303 --> 01:12:26,284 I love you! 1428 01:12:26,315 --> 01:12:29,474 I love you! You're my hero! Whoa! 1429 01:12:29,506 --> 01:12:32,374 I need... I'm gonna check on Dee Dee. 1430 01:12:37,232 --> 01:12:38,391 - Dee Rock! - Dee! 1431 01:12:39,173 --> 01:12:40,352 Dee, where are you? There she is! 1432 01:12:40,383 --> 01:12:42,375 - Hi! How are you? - I heard you had sex in here! 1433 01:12:42,406 --> 01:12:45,243 - So good to see you. - My God, you guys. Ssh. 1434 01:12:45,275 --> 01:12:48,256 - What are you doing here? - We're here to get you out of here. 1435 01:12:48,287 --> 01:12:49,382 No. Why? 1436 01:12:49,413 --> 01:12:52,250 Your ding-dong ex-husband's getting married tonight. 1437 01:12:52,282 --> 01:12:54,388 You were here for our girl when she was freaking out. 1438 01:12:54,419 --> 01:12:56,296 You've been there for all of us. 1439 01:12:56,327 --> 01:12:58,226 Let us be there for you. 1440 01:12:58,257 --> 01:13:01,312 My friend Lance who I was in a coma with is having a gathering this evening. 1441 01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:03,376 His place is kind of a dump, but it'll be fun! 1442 01:13:03,407 --> 01:13:06,265 No. You know what? I'm pretty much partied out. 1443 01:13:06,297 --> 01:13:08,247 I just wanna stay in for the night 1444 01:13:08,278 --> 01:13:09,341 - and hit the books. - Please! 1445 01:13:09,373 --> 01:13:11,448 I'm sorry, Dee. I'm sorry. I'm not taking this. 1446 01:13:12,230 --> 01:13:13,430 You should not be alone tonight, so... 1447 01:13:14,211 --> 01:13:16,213 - No! - I'm afraid you don't have an option. 1448 01:13:16,244 --> 01:13:18,446 Yeah, this is not like those other parties. It's jazz night! 1449 01:13:19,343 --> 01:13:21,251 OK. You know what? 1450 01:13:21,282 --> 01:13:23,243 You're right. If I stay here any longer, 1451 01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:25,328 I'm just gonna keep thinking about that wedding. 1452 01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:28,289 Yeah, she's probably getting her dress on. 1453 01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:30,282 Hair and make-up, going over her vows. 1454 01:13:30,313 --> 01:13:32,378 OK, you know what? Let's just go. 1455 01:13:32,409 --> 01:13:34,400 Yeah! 1456 01:13:34,431 --> 01:13:36,309 No! No! 1457 01:13:38,238 --> 01:13:42,472 You know, Lance, I have to say, you know, you have a lovely, lovely home here. 1458 01:13:43,254 --> 01:13:44,390 Are you sure tonight is a party? 1459 01:13:44,421 --> 01:13:46,475 Sorry. Lance, what's going on? Where is everybody? 1460 01:13:47,257 --> 01:13:48,426 - You promised me a jazz party. - I know. 1461 01:13:48,457 --> 01:13:51,472 You got people doing role-playing games. And Tuesday night is jazz. 1462 01:13:52,253 --> 01:13:54,382 - Thursday night is role-playing. - I know. It's my bad. 1463 01:13:54,413 --> 01:13:57,311 I tried to combine them and I'm regretting that choice now 1464 01:13:57,342 --> 01:13:59,334 because I feel like I'm losing the jazz crowd 1465 01:13:59,365 --> 01:14:01,326 and I've also lost the role-playing crowd. 1466 01:14:01,358 --> 01:14:03,308 Taking a ding on both sides. 1467 01:14:03,339 --> 01:14:04,496 Yeah, it's like a double loss, really. 1468 01:14:05,278 --> 01:14:07,353 You know what? I'm having a wonderful time 1469 01:14:07,385 --> 01:14:12,494 and I have to say, I cannot stay out of this unbelievable choc... 1470 01:14:13,276 --> 01:14:15,383 You are quite a gifted chocolatier. I mean... 1471 01:14:15,414 --> 01:14:18,354 - They're really good. - I don't usually like chocolate. 1472 01:14:18,385 --> 01:14:21,389 I just started eating because I was nervous but it's really good. 1473 01:14:21,420 --> 01:14:23,370 It is a weed bark. So, maybe... 1474 01:14:23,402 --> 01:14:25,467 I would probably hold off from having any more. 1475 01:14:26,490 --> 01:14:28,292 - Just cos... - What is it? 1476 01:14:28,323 --> 01:14:32,350 I have a medicinal marijuana card for early-onset glaucoma. 1477 01:14:33,299 --> 01:14:34,456 - No. - Yeah. 1478 01:14:34,487 --> 01:14:36,521 - No, it's not. - No, it most certainly is. 1479 01:14:37,303 --> 01:14:40,431 Lance, damn it! Why'd you put out chocolate weed bark? You gotta label that. 1480 01:14:40,462 --> 01:14:42,329 I am so sorry. It is... 1481 01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:45,406 I've had 14. I've eaten a lot of bark. 1482 01:14:45,437 --> 01:14:47,408 - I've eaten a lot of bark too. - So much bark. 1483 01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:49,316 So much bark. 1484 01:14:49,347 --> 01:14:51,474 I just wanted to hear some Miles Davis, you know. 1485 01:14:51,505 --> 01:14:53,351 I'm sorry. 1486 01:14:53,549 --> 01:14:57,491 Is that it? Because I'm starting to feel a little fungly. 1487 01:14:57,522 --> 01:14:59,462 Yeah, it's pretty powerful stuff. 1488 01:14:59,494 --> 01:15:02,507 Fungly. Fun-Fungle. Fungl-y. 1489 01:15:02,538 --> 01:15:05,343 You have such pretty eyes. 1490 01:15:07,388 --> 01:15:09,400 Thank you. 1491 01:15:11,403 --> 01:15:13,394 My tongue is so big. 1492 01:15:18,369 --> 01:15:21,434 ♪ The final countdown! 1493 01:15:21,466 --> 01:15:23,552 That was recognisable. 1494 01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:25,595 Really good jam. I'm just gonna... 1495 01:15:26,377 --> 01:15:27,472 - Can I get in here? - Please. 1496 01:15:27,503 --> 01:15:28,556 It's so comfy. 1497 01:15:28,587 --> 01:15:30,538 OK, wait. I... 1498 01:15:30,569 --> 01:15:32,498 was thinking about something... 1499 01:15:32,530 --> 01:15:35,469 and if I do marry Jack... 1500 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:37,451 No! Just listen. Wait, wait. 1501 01:15:37,483 --> 01:15:40,507 That would make Marcie my stepmom... 1502 01:15:40,539 --> 01:15:44,419 and that would make Dan my new stepdad. 1503 01:15:44,450 --> 01:15:49,434 And then I would have to say things like, "Nuh-Dan. You're not my real dad. 1504 01:15:49,465 --> 01:15:50,570 You can't tell me what to do. 1505 01:15:50,602 --> 01:15:52,572 Give me the car!" 1506 01:15:54,481 --> 01:15:56,577 Or, wait a minute... Or... 1507 01:15:56,609 --> 01:15:58,526 I could flip it. 1508 01:15:59,454 --> 01:16:00,633 And I could make peace with Dan. 1509 01:16:01,416 --> 01:16:04,585 What a great teaching lesson, right, that would be for Maddie 1510 01:16:04,617 --> 01:16:08,506 to see forgiveness and truly being the better person. 1511 01:16:08,537 --> 01:16:10,519 - That's better. - You're so smart. 1512 01:16:10,550 --> 01:16:12,500 You gotta go to that wedding. 1513 01:16:13,555 --> 01:16:14,608 Are we doing it? 1514 01:16:14,639 --> 01:16:16,652 My God. We're doing it! 1515 01:16:19,601 --> 01:16:25,546 Dan, when I first saw you, I thought the kerb appeal wasn't great, 1516 01:16:26,558 --> 01:16:28,560 the layout was a bit dated 1517 01:16:28,592 --> 01:16:31,562 and the kitchen a little small for my liking. 1518 01:16:31,594 --> 01:16:33,555 Dee Rock, good for you. 1519 01:16:33,586 --> 01:16:35,463 You're being the better person. 1520 01:16:35,494 --> 01:16:36,610 Thank you. That's the whole plan. 1521 01:16:36,641 --> 01:16:38,633 I'm gonna see Dan, I'm gonna shake his hand, 1522 01:16:38,664 --> 01:16:41,679 I'm gonna extend an olive branch to him and... 1523 01:16:42,460 --> 01:16:46,475 What? He... He's taking her name! 1524 01:16:46,506 --> 01:16:47,549 Who does... 1525 01:16:47,580 --> 01:16:49,656 Men don't do that. 1526 01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:53,546 I tried to do that and he told me it was silly. 1527 01:16:55,662 --> 01:16:58,489 That is a very alarming picture. 1528 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,616 Hey! I mean, is... 1529 01:17:00,647 --> 01:17:02,483 Is that a shot at me? 1530 01:17:02,514 --> 01:17:03,588 - ...yeah. - I think so. 1531 01:17:13,557 --> 01:17:15,652 You know what? Dan just lost his olive branch. 1532 01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:18,646 Throw It Down 1533 01:17:20,721 --> 01:17:23,527 ♪ Like the way I work it Then I bend it over show 'em shots 1534 01:17:23,558 --> 01:17:25,497 ♪ All these hoes around here sitting on they ass shots 1535 01:17:25,529 --> 01:17:28,688 ♪ He think he finna hit it like the way he rocks his fitted when he's round 1536 01:17:28,719 --> 01:17:30,597 ♪ Don't make me throw it down 1537 01:17:33,558 --> 01:17:34,684 ♪ Don't make me throw it down 1538 01:17:37,562 --> 01:17:38,595 ♪ Throw it down 1539 01:17:41,691 --> 01:17:42,704 ♪ Down 1540 01:17:46,552 --> 01:17:47,688 ♪ D-Down 1541 01:17:59,534 --> 01:18:00,555 ♪ Down 1542 01:18:03,633 --> 01:18:05,656 ♪ Down 1543 01:18:10,558 --> 01:18:11,672 One second. 1544 01:18:14,624 --> 01:18:16,678 Deanna, what the hell is wrong with you? 1545 01:18:16,710 --> 01:18:18,576 My God! 1546 01:18:18,712 --> 01:18:19,765 My God! 1547 01:18:20,715 --> 01:18:23,571 Hey, Dan. 1548 01:18:24,759 --> 01:18:27,638 Marcie... You're... 1549 01:18:27,670 --> 01:18:29,703 a big Beetlejuice fan? 1550 01:18:29,734 --> 01:18:31,580 Mom! 1551 01:18:31,705 --> 01:18:34,645 Hey, honey. That's... 1552 01:18:35,731 --> 01:18:39,725 I think we may have just gotten slightly... 1553 01:18:39,756 --> 01:18:43,760 You know, I think... I think if we all kind of work together... 1554 01:18:43,792 --> 01:18:46,670 we can have this shipshape and... 1555 01:18:46,701 --> 01:18:49,621 you won't even know, or it will be better. 1556 01:18:49,652 --> 01:18:51,780 - Mom, why did you do this? - Um... 1557 01:18:51,811 --> 01:18:55,731 You know, it's a great um...question. 1558 01:18:55,762 --> 01:18:58,599 I mean, I actually came here... 1559 01:18:58,631 --> 01:19:01,613 fully with the intention of offering an olive branch. 1560 01:19:01,644 --> 01:19:05,628 Then I don't know if it was the crazy wedding propaganda in the hallway 1561 01:19:05,659 --> 01:19:08,840 or, you know, was it the bark high that I'm on? 1562 01:19:09,621 --> 01:19:13,835 Shut up. You are, as of this moment, completely financially cut off. 1563 01:19:14,616 --> 01:19:17,672 - What? - Not one more penny for you. 1564 01:19:17,787 --> 01:19:19,747 - Dad. - Ssh. 1565 01:19:20,696 --> 01:19:21,812 Would it help if I just... 1566 01:19:21,843 --> 01:19:23,732 You know, you... 1567 01:19:23,763 --> 01:19:25,650 You did a good job. 1568 01:19:25,681 --> 01:19:26,807 - It looks good. - It did. 1569 01:19:26,839 --> 01:19:28,850 - It did look good. - It was pretty. 1570 01:19:29,632 --> 01:19:31,792 - I think you all should leave. - OK. 1571 01:19:37,663 --> 01:19:38,862 The other way. 1572 01:19:44,838 --> 01:19:46,766 Get out! 1573 01:19:47,694 --> 01:19:48,801 Thank you. 1574 01:19:49,761 --> 01:19:51,709 The cake was really good. 1575 01:19:51,741 --> 01:19:53,753 You got a blender. 1576 01:20:04,682 --> 01:20:07,884 Hey! Look! I got your favourite. 1577 01:20:09,719 --> 01:20:11,721 You haven't been returning any of my calls. 1578 01:20:11,752 --> 01:20:13,910 Yeah, I've been pretty busy destroying hotel banquet rooms 1579 01:20:14,693 --> 01:20:16,861 - and crashing weddings. - OK. I get you're upset. 1580 01:20:16,893 --> 01:20:18,906 No, Mom. I don't think you do. 1581 01:20:19,823 --> 01:20:22,901 Is this why you went back to college? So you could act like some dumb frat guy? 1582 01:20:23,682 --> 01:20:25,767 Cos I actually thought you wanted to learn something. 1583 01:20:25,799 --> 01:20:28,875 But you've just been getting stoned and sleeping with guys half your age. 1584 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:31,878 OK, Jack is not half my...age. 1585 01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:34,893 My God, I think he's less than half my age. 1586 01:20:34,924 --> 01:20:37,937 OK, I hear you and you're right. 1587 01:20:38,719 --> 01:20:40,743 Which is why I'm leaving school. 1588 01:20:40,774 --> 01:20:42,703 What? 1589 01:20:42,776 --> 01:20:44,830 I'm gonna drop out of school, honey. 1590 01:20:45,759 --> 01:20:48,803 You know, it wasn't that easy for me getting used to you being here. 1591 01:20:48,834 --> 01:20:50,940 And now I actually did and you're just giving up? 1592 01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:53,777 You said the one thing you regret most in your life 1593 01:20:53,809 --> 01:20:56,886 is not finishing school and now you're gonna do it again? 1594 01:20:56,917 --> 01:20:58,836 You know what I regret? 1595 01:20:58,867 --> 01:21:01,859 I regret that when you look back on your senior year of college, 1596 01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:05,771 all you're gonna think about is your mom's crazy mid-life crisis. 1597 01:21:05,802 --> 01:21:06,886 That's what I regret. 1598 01:21:06,917 --> 01:21:10,901 The worst part is I don't think I was being a very good mom to you lately. 1599 01:21:10,932 --> 01:21:13,893 And I'm so... I'm so sorry about that. 1600 01:21:13,924 --> 01:21:14,978 No, it's OK. 1601 01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:16,980 It's not OK, actually. 1602 01:21:17,763 --> 01:21:20,754 Not one bit. Not with me, shouldn't be with you. 1603 01:21:20,911 --> 01:21:22,933 And I'm... I'm gonna do better. 1604 01:21:22,965 --> 01:21:24,989 - I love you, Mom. - I love you, too. 1605 01:21:25,917 --> 01:21:27,773 You're so great. 1606 01:21:27,804 --> 01:21:29,796 - What are we gonna do? - Well... 1607 01:21:29,942 --> 01:21:31,818 You can start by drinking that. 1608 01:21:31,850 --> 01:21:34,958 Let's go round up the girls and... tell them all about it. 1609 01:21:36,867 --> 01:21:38,994 I don't get it. Why are you leaving school? 1610 01:21:39,776 --> 01:21:43,812 Well, I'm in a bit of a tricky position, financially. 1611 01:21:43,843 --> 01:21:48,003 So, for right now I can't cover my tuition and it's over. 1612 01:21:48,785 --> 01:21:49,881 It's never over! 1613 01:21:49,912 --> 01:21:51,904 Was it over when I fell into a coma? 1614 01:21:51,935 --> 01:21:53,905 Well, for eight years, it was. 1615 01:21:53,936 --> 01:21:55,856 That's an awesome point, Amanda. 1616 01:21:55,887 --> 01:21:57,858 But now I'm back and I'm kicking ass. 1617 01:21:57,889 --> 01:21:58,994 Just like Dee Rock here. 1618 01:21:59,026 --> 01:22:02,812 She's gonna kick ass and graduate and get a job 1619 01:22:02,843 --> 01:22:04,886 and become the next Indiana Jones. 1620 01:22:05,845 --> 01:22:07,014 - Come here. - Please don't go. 1621 01:22:08,839 --> 01:22:11,029 You guys, we can't let this happen to my mom a second time. 1622 01:22:11,810 --> 01:22:13,855 She deserves to graduate. We gotta help her. 1623 01:22:13,886 --> 01:22:17,817 OK, in order to finish, Dee Rock needs in the neighbourhood of... 1624 01:22:17,849 --> 01:22:19,037 No, it's almost $12,000. 1625 01:22:19,819 --> 01:22:21,895 - My God! - I don't have that kind of money. 1626 01:22:21,927 --> 01:22:25,899 You know what? This isn't your problem to solve, ladies. You can let this go! 1627 01:22:25,931 --> 01:22:28,913 - Can I say something? Yes, Debbie, just say it. 1628 01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:29,976 Say it. 1629 01:22:30,007 --> 01:22:33,021 OK, we throw a party to raise money to keep Glenn in school. 1630 01:22:33,052 --> 01:22:35,921 Deb, we can't raise that much money from a party. 1631 01:22:35,952 --> 01:22:37,912 We don't throw just any party. 1632 01:22:37,944 --> 01:22:40,936 We throw the best party this school has ever seen. 1633 01:22:40,967 --> 01:22:43,064 If we charge $40 a head... 1634 01:22:43,908 --> 01:22:45,943 - 1,000 students... - OK. 1635 01:22:45,974 --> 01:22:50,050 ..that is $4,000. 1636 01:22:50,916 --> 01:22:53,993 - No, it's not. - No. That's $40,000. 1637 01:22:54,024 --> 01:22:55,943 What? Done! 1638 01:22:55,974 --> 01:23:00,896 A bunch of kids are not gonna pay $40 to keep some divorcée in college. 1639 01:23:00,927 --> 01:23:02,095 No, but they might pay 20. 1640 01:23:02,877 --> 01:23:04,076 Which is $200,000. 1641 01:23:04,859 --> 01:23:06,934 No, $20,000. 1642 01:23:06,965 --> 01:23:08,029 - Helen, come on. - No, honey. 1643 01:23:08,060 --> 01:23:11,011 But that's way more money than we need to keep Mom in school. 1644 01:23:11,042 --> 01:23:12,877 What do you say, Mom? 1645 01:23:12,909 --> 01:23:14,055 - Come on, Glenn. - Please. 1646 01:23:16,099 --> 01:23:18,957 I say you ladies are pretty remarkable. 1647 01:23:18,989 --> 01:23:20,105 I mean, to be this age 1648 01:23:20,886 --> 01:23:23,900 and to have your whole world turned upside down 1649 01:23:23,932 --> 01:23:26,101 and to come out with friends like you on the other side 1650 01:23:26,883 --> 01:23:29,031 is quite a thing, really. 1651 01:23:29,062 --> 01:23:31,065 And I'm proud to be your sister. 1652 01:23:31,096 --> 01:23:34,057 And I'm so proud to be your mom and I'm proud of you. 1653 01:23:34,088 --> 01:23:36,017 I'm proud of you. 1654 01:23:37,009 --> 01:23:41,106 And I'm so worried about the math skills in this room. 1655 01:23:42,003 --> 01:23:43,109 I don't mean to single you out 1656 01:23:43,141 --> 01:23:47,019 but, Helen, I'm staring right down the barrel at you. 1657 01:23:48,113 --> 01:23:53,078 And I'm starting to think that maybe this party plan just might work! 1658 01:23:53,995 --> 01:23:55,048 Come on, Mom. 1659 01:23:55,081 --> 01:23:56,925 No! I don't know! 1660 01:23:56,957 --> 01:23:58,115 All right, I'm down to clown! 1661 01:24:01,066 --> 01:24:04,070 This is going to be epic! 1662 01:24:09,085 --> 01:24:11,160 OK. No one wants to show up first to a party. 1663 01:24:11,942 --> 01:24:14,111 I'm sure lots of people are gonna come. 1664 01:24:14,142 --> 01:24:17,094 Guess everyone's at the Christina Aguilera concert. 1665 01:24:17,125 --> 01:24:19,961 - What? That's tonight? - Yeah. 1666 01:24:19,992 --> 01:24:21,974 My God. We don't stand a chance. 1667 01:24:22,089 --> 01:24:23,997 All right, ladies, 1668 01:24:24,028 --> 01:24:25,978 we gotta do something drastic. 1669 01:24:26,155 --> 01:24:29,013 Because this is not working. 1670 01:24:29,171 --> 01:24:32,110 You know, I don't wanna be a negative Nelly 1671 01:24:32,141 --> 01:24:34,165 but that is a tough pic, guys. 1672 01:24:34,197 --> 01:24:36,188 You look happy and scared. 1673 01:24:36,970 --> 01:24:38,201 I do, don't I? 1674 01:24:38,983 --> 01:24:40,099 - All right. - I like it. 1675 01:24:40,131 --> 01:24:41,986 Screw this. Give me your phone. 1676 01:24:42,017 --> 01:24:43,185 Why? What do you want? 1677 01:24:43,967 --> 01:24:46,178 I'm gonna tweet out a juicier carrot. 1678 01:24:49,984 --> 01:24:51,204 - Maddie! - You're crazy. 1679 01:24:51,985 --> 01:24:53,133 What is it? What did you do? 1680 01:24:53,164 --> 01:24:56,053 I just tweeted to Helen's three million followers 1681 01:24:56,084 --> 01:24:59,995 that Christina Aguilera is gonna come to the party after her concert tonight. 1682 01:25:00,027 --> 01:25:03,029 My God! My God! My God! 1683 01:25:03,060 --> 01:25:04,218 I love Christina Aguilera! 1684 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,044 She's the only person I ever had a poster of. 1685 01:25:07,180 --> 01:25:09,162 She's not actually coming, Debbie. 1686 01:25:09,193 --> 01:25:11,070 But nobody needs to know that. 1687 01:25:11,101 --> 01:25:13,156 How do you have three million followers? 1688 01:25:14,094 --> 01:25:16,117 Coma Girl. I'm a medical mystery. 1689 01:25:16,148 --> 01:25:19,152 Now, Maddie, I don't know. There's a real... 1690 01:25:19,183 --> 01:25:22,165 fibbing element to that that I don't like. 1691 01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:26,086 Do you think it'll work? 1692 01:25:27,056 --> 01:25:28,140 I believed it. 1693 01:25:34,251 --> 01:25:36,200 I think it's definitely working. 1694 01:25:36,231 --> 01:25:38,109 Hell yeah, it is. 1695 01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:41,071 Hey, here you go. Have fun! 1696 01:25:41,102 --> 01:25:44,043 Thanks for posting about Christina. I couldn't get tickets. 1697 01:25:44,075 --> 01:25:45,275 - Coma Girl rules. - Thank you! 1698 01:25:46,056 --> 01:25:47,068 All right. 1699 01:25:47,099 --> 01:25:49,237 - Thank you. - It's amazing. 1700 01:25:49,268 --> 01:25:51,145 I'm tired of doing this. 1701 01:25:51,176 --> 01:25:52,240 No, Helen, we can't all... 1702 01:25:52,271 --> 01:25:54,148 Hey! When's Christina getting here? 1703 01:25:54,179 --> 01:25:55,232 - Guys... - Yeah. 1704 01:25:55,264 --> 01:25:58,195 Christina's coming. She's the voice of our generation. 1705 01:25:58,226 --> 01:26:00,123 - True. - We can wait for her. 1706 01:26:00,154 --> 01:26:01,259 ♪ ..confession 1707 01:26:01,291 --> 01:26:04,065 ♪ I'm gonna teach you boys a lesson 1708 01:26:04,274 --> 01:26:06,161 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1709 01:26:09,061 --> 01:26:10,207 - It's good! - It's not bad! 1710 01:26:10,238 --> 01:26:12,250 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1711 01:26:12,282 --> 01:26:14,294 Do you wanna meet in the garage in 20 minutes? 1712 01:26:15,077 --> 01:26:17,121 - Yes, I do. - Yes, you would. 1713 01:26:17,237 --> 01:26:19,123 No, no, no! 1714 01:26:20,082 --> 01:26:21,293 God, make better choices. 1715 01:26:22,074 --> 01:26:24,212 Um...hey, come on back. 1716 01:26:24,244 --> 01:26:26,277 That popped right out of my mouth 1717 01:26:26,308 --> 01:26:29,323 when actually I meant to say we're not gonna do that. 1718 01:26:30,178 --> 01:26:32,252 The... That's... You don't like the wine? 1719 01:26:34,098 --> 01:26:36,330 No, the wine is great and... 1720 01:26:37,299 --> 01:26:39,166 and you're great and... 1721 01:26:40,116 --> 01:26:43,139 I just think when you meet the right person, 1722 01:26:43,170 --> 01:26:44,285 which is not me, 1723 01:26:45,172 --> 01:26:47,342 she's gonna be really, really lucky 1724 01:26:48,124 --> 01:26:51,116 but I think that we're... 1725 01:26:51,148 --> 01:26:54,140 Yeah, we should just really be good friends. 1726 01:26:54,171 --> 01:26:56,247 I don't think I can get on board with this, Dee. 1727 01:26:56,279 --> 01:26:58,343 Well, I think it's for the best. 1728 01:26:59,262 --> 01:27:00,315 - OK. - OK? 1729 01:27:00,346 --> 01:27:02,275 Yeah, if you say so. 1730 01:27:02,306 --> 01:27:04,350 Hey, Mom, look who's here! 1731 01:27:05,131 --> 01:27:07,259 - Hi! - Hi, what are you doing here? 1732 01:27:07,291 --> 01:27:10,304 Well, I started following Coma Girl on Twitter 1733 01:27:10,335 --> 01:27:12,255 and I came to see... 1734 01:27:13,204 --> 01:27:14,351 Xtina! 1735 01:27:15,133 --> 01:27:16,279 Yeah! 1736 01:27:16,310 --> 01:27:19,293 Hi, Jack. I'm Christine. 1737 01:27:19,324 --> 01:27:21,181 We met at the restaurant. 1738 01:27:21,212 --> 01:27:25,144 - Yeah, hi. I remember you...both. - My man. 1739 01:27:26,365 --> 01:27:28,387 God, I just... I wanna go back to college so bad. 1740 01:27:29,168 --> 01:27:30,336 Just go back to Frank. Go back to Frank. 1741 01:27:30,368 --> 01:27:33,195 Hey, hey! We're here. 1742 01:27:33,382 --> 01:27:36,271 My God! What are they doing here? 1743 01:27:36,302 --> 01:27:38,274 I don't wanna be at a party with my mom and dad. 1744 01:27:38,305 --> 01:27:40,347 Yeah, that must be so weird for you, Mom. 1745 01:27:41,307 --> 01:27:44,269 - Mom. - Sweetheart! 1746 01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:46,261 Hi. Hey, Dad. 1747 01:27:46,292 --> 01:27:48,221 We heard you were having a party. 1748 01:27:48,252 --> 01:27:49,389 So I made a taco salad. 1749 01:27:50,171 --> 01:27:52,329 Yeah, I told her a bunch of kids don't want a taco salad. 1750 01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:55,374 - I would love to have some taco salad. - Please, yeah! I love taco salad. 1751 01:27:55,405 --> 01:27:58,222 - See, I told you! - OK. All right. 1752 01:27:58,253 --> 01:27:59,264 Your parents? 1753 01:27:59,296 --> 01:28:02,278 Yeah. This is my mom and dad, Mike and Sandy. 1754 01:28:02,309 --> 01:28:03,373 - Yeah. - Hello. 1755 01:28:04,322 --> 01:28:06,230 Wow! OK. Um... 1756 01:28:06,261 --> 01:28:09,245 Wow! A lovely, lovely couple. 1757 01:28:09,276 --> 01:28:11,278 It's... It's such a pleasure to meet you. 1758 01:28:11,310 --> 01:28:15,272 You've raised...wow! What an incredible woman! 1759 01:28:15,366 --> 01:28:17,243 Sorry, I'm Jack Strong. 1760 01:28:17,274 --> 01:28:20,287 We've been seeing each other for a little bit now. 1761 01:28:20,319 --> 01:28:23,311 Well, I guess we're kind of on a break. Pretty recent. 1762 01:28:23,342 --> 01:28:25,396 But I want you both to know 1763 01:28:25,428 --> 01:28:29,443 that I'm gonna take the best care of your daughter that I can. 1764 01:28:30,225 --> 01:28:32,342 - She means the world to me. - OK. 1765 01:28:32,373 --> 01:28:35,314 I... I gotta... I have a gun, son. 1766 01:28:35,345 --> 01:28:36,408 No. 1767 01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:38,254 We're just gonna walk off. 1768 01:28:38,285 --> 01:28:40,257 - Are you kidding me? - All right. No. 1769 01:28:40,288 --> 01:28:43,272 Taco salad train. Choo-choo! 1770 01:28:47,307 --> 01:28:49,371 Hey, where's Christina Aguilera? 1771 01:28:49,403 --> 01:28:51,342 This is false advertising! 1772 01:28:51,373 --> 01:28:53,251 Guys, she's coming, OK? 1773 01:28:53,283 --> 01:28:54,388 She's gonna be here soon. 1774 01:28:54,419 --> 01:28:57,452 Hey...I saw your tweet. 1775 01:28:57,484 --> 01:28:59,414 Where's Xtina? 1776 01:28:59,445 --> 01:29:01,374 She's not gonna show up, is she? 1777 01:29:01,405 --> 01:29:03,303 You guys suck! 1778 01:29:03,334 --> 01:29:05,337 If Christina doesn't show soon... 1779 01:29:07,298 --> 01:29:09,392 ..I'm gonna put your ass in another coma. 1780 01:29:09,424 --> 01:29:11,342 Count of three, bitch. 1781 01:29:11,374 --> 01:29:13,304 One, two... 1782 01:29:21,469 --> 01:29:24,295 Look, honey, we love you. 1783 01:29:24,327 --> 01:29:26,319 We want you to graduate. 1784 01:29:26,350 --> 01:29:28,300 This is for you. 1785 01:29:29,311 --> 01:29:30,488 What is... 1786 01:29:31,386 --> 01:29:33,367 - No. - Yep. 1787 01:29:33,399 --> 01:29:35,359 I love you so much, but I'm not gonna let you 1788 01:29:35,390 --> 01:29:37,331 take apart your 401 for this. 1789 01:29:37,362 --> 01:29:38,405 I got this. 1790 01:29:38,436 --> 01:29:40,334 Honey, come on... 1791 01:29:42,366 --> 01:29:44,390 Hey! Hey! 1792 01:29:45,474 --> 01:29:47,486 - Eat gluten! - I ain't allowed to have gluten! 1793 01:29:47,518 --> 01:29:49,311 My God! 1794 01:29:49,343 --> 01:29:50,438 Frank, do something! 1795 01:29:50,471 --> 01:29:53,305 - What am I gonna do? - I don't know! Do something. 1796 01:29:53,336 --> 01:29:54,359 Come on, girls! 1797 01:29:54,390 --> 01:29:56,331 Ladies! Hey! Let's break it up! 1798 01:29:59,323 --> 01:30:00,408 You! 1799 01:30:03,557 --> 01:30:07,331 Her skull is so strong. 1800 01:30:07,363 --> 01:30:09,407 Sweetheart, you were so brave. 1801 01:30:09,439 --> 01:30:12,462 That's my brave man. Come on, let's go make love in the bathroom. 1802 01:30:12,494 --> 01:30:16,331 OK. I can't see, so...just lead me. 1803 01:30:16,362 --> 01:30:17,426 There we go. 1804 01:30:18,343 --> 01:30:20,450 No! Stop fighting, girls! 1805 01:30:20,481 --> 01:30:22,473 - Say night-night. - No! No! 1806 01:30:22,505 --> 01:30:24,527 No! 1807 01:30:28,354 --> 01:30:29,481 Boy! 1808 01:30:29,513 --> 01:30:31,535 - My God, Mom! - Dee Dee! 1809 01:30:31,567 --> 01:30:34,352 - She got me in the biscuits! - My God! 1810 01:30:34,383 --> 01:30:35,540 I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! 1811 01:30:35,572 --> 01:30:38,428 You punched Dee Rock? I'm gonna squish you like a grape! 1812 01:30:38,459 --> 01:30:42,370 Guys, stop it! Stop it! Stop it! God! 1813 01:30:42,402 --> 01:30:45,373 Ladies, we have enough stuff to worry about as women. 1814 01:30:45,405 --> 01:30:48,408 - You shouldn't be fighting each other. - I'm sorry, Dee Rock. 1815 01:30:48,439 --> 01:30:50,483 I'm sorry I punched you in the mom boob. 1816 01:30:50,514 --> 01:30:52,505 - Tell each other sorry. - I'm sorry, Dee Rock. 1817 01:30:52,537 --> 01:30:53,612 Thank you. 1818 01:30:54,519 --> 01:30:56,510 Would you care for a Kahlúa and cranberry? 1819 01:30:57,397 --> 01:30:58,481 Ew. That... 1820 01:30:58,512 --> 01:31:00,599 I would do it. I would do it. Yeah. 1821 01:31:01,474 --> 01:31:02,496 - OK. - OK. 1822 01:31:02,528 --> 01:31:03,623 I want one. 1823 01:31:04,499 --> 01:31:06,386 Mom, are you OK? 1824 01:31:06,418 --> 01:31:07,607 She popped me right in the bosom. 1825 01:31:08,389 --> 01:31:10,390 I really got T-boned. 1826 01:31:10,421 --> 01:31:11,610 - Mom. - You know, what... 1827 01:31:12,393 --> 01:31:13,571 What am I doing here? 1828 01:31:14,489 --> 01:31:17,481 I'm lying to these kids. I'm taking their money. I... 1829 01:31:18,442 --> 01:31:19,536 I got this. 1830 01:31:19,568 --> 01:31:21,569 Hey, everybody, you know what? 1831 01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:22,632 Party's over. 1832 01:31:23,414 --> 01:31:25,532 Head on back to the door. We're gonna give you a refund. 1833 01:31:25,563 --> 01:31:27,544 Christina Aguilera is in no way... 1834 01:31:27,576 --> 01:31:29,588 Can I see you for a second? 1835 01:31:29,619 --> 01:31:31,529 God bless! 1836 01:31:32,601 --> 01:31:34,657 Leonor or Lenore... 1837 01:31:35,438 --> 01:31:36,596 you gotta stop doing that. 1838 01:31:36,627 --> 01:31:38,630 Can I see you for a second? 1839 01:31:38,662 --> 01:31:40,570 Now is not really a good time. 1840 01:31:40,601 --> 01:31:41,665 Outside! Now! 1841 01:31:42,447 --> 01:31:44,522 Don't make eye contact. 1842 01:31:44,636 --> 01:31:47,650 Look at me. Look me in my eyes. 1843 01:31:48,432 --> 01:31:49,620 - Look me in my eyes now. - Debbie. 1844 01:31:49,652 --> 01:31:51,446 I'm scared. 1845 01:31:51,478 --> 01:31:53,511 Look. Look, look. 1846 01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:54,605 Come outside. 1847 01:31:54,636 --> 01:31:56,639 - Let's go! - If I'm going, you're going. 1848 01:31:57,442 --> 01:31:58,683 - I don't wanna go. - We're stronger as a group. 1849 01:31:59,998 --> 01:32:01,906 Leonor. 1850 01:32:03,982 --> 01:32:06,859 Leonor, what is going on? 1851 01:32:09,936 --> 01:32:11,865 Hey, guys. I'm Christina. 1852 01:32:13,929 --> 01:32:14,972 - My God! - My God! 1853 01:32:15,003 --> 01:32:17,881 - I love you. I love you so much! - I love you, too. 1854 01:32:17,913 --> 01:32:19,028 How is this happening? 1855 01:32:19,810 --> 01:32:23,002 I knew she wasn't playing at your party cos Christina's my cousin. 1856 01:32:23,972 --> 01:32:25,890 We're more like sisters. 1857 01:32:25,922 --> 01:32:27,976 She always says that, but we're just cousins. 1858 01:32:28,007 --> 01:32:29,050 Isn't she so funny? 1859 01:32:29,978 --> 01:32:34,013 That's what I'm always saying to you. I'm always saying you're so funny. 1860 01:32:34,045 --> 01:32:37,039 I just can't kind of figure out why you're doing this. 1861 01:32:37,820 --> 01:32:39,916 Because you're a good lady. 1862 01:32:39,947 --> 01:32:42,836 I mean, you're a sad, older lady 1863 01:32:42,868 --> 01:32:45,912 but you're still a good lady that needs help. 1864 01:32:45,944 --> 01:32:47,060 Us ladies gotta stick together. 1865 01:32:47,842 --> 01:32:50,001 She filled me in about, you know, you being here. 1866 01:32:50,032 --> 01:32:53,890 - I support your cause. I wanna do this. - Thank you. God, you're cool! 1867 01:32:53,921 --> 01:32:55,026 Where are we doing this thing? 1868 01:32:55,058 --> 01:32:57,070 Backyard. We just put up some twinkle lights. 1869 01:32:57,852 --> 01:32:59,030 Love twinkle lights but I've got my own lights. 1870 01:32:59,062 --> 01:33:01,013 Boys, bring 'em out. Let's go! 1871 01:33:01,044 --> 01:33:04,911 Donald, Craig, Jerry, let's go. 1872 01:33:07,039 --> 01:33:11,982 Ladies and gentlemen, my cousin, Christina Aguilera. 1873 01:33:12,014 --> 01:33:13,880 Get it, girl! 1874 01:33:19,106 --> 01:33:20,993 ♪ After all you put me through 1875 01:33:21,900 --> 01:33:23,922 ♪ You'd think I'd despise you 1876 01:33:23,953 --> 01:33:26,040 ♪ But in the end, I wanna thank you 1877 01:33:26,071 --> 01:33:28,021 ♪ Because you've made me that much stronger 1878 01:33:28,052 --> 01:33:30,117 ♪ Well, I thought I knew you 1879 01:33:30,899 --> 01:33:32,996 ♪ Thinkin' that you were true 1880 01:33:33,027 --> 01:33:35,069 ♪ Guess I, I couldn't trust 1881 01:33:35,101 --> 01:33:36,978 ♪ I called your bluff - My God! 1882 01:33:37,009 --> 01:33:38,094 ♪ Because I've had enough 1883 01:33:38,126 --> 01:33:40,962 ♪ You were there by my side 1884 01:33:40,993 --> 01:33:43,089 ♪ Always down for the ride 1885 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:46,093 ♪ But your joyride just came down in flames 1886 01:33:46,124 --> 01:33:48,074 ♪ Because your greed sold me out in shame 1887 01:33:48,105 --> 01:33:51,954 ♪ after all of the stealing and cheating 1888 01:33:51,985 --> 01:33:55,061 ♪ You probably think that I hold resentment for you 1889 01:33:55,092 --> 01:33:59,117 ♪ But no, you're wrong 1890 01:33:59,149 --> 01:34:01,964 ♪ Because if it wasn't for all that you tried to do 1891 01:34:01,995 --> 01:34:03,049 ♪ I wouldn't know 1892 01:34:03,081 --> 01:34:06,011 ♪ Just how capable I am to pull through 1893 01:34:06,928 --> 01:34:09,014 Yeah! We got it! You got the money! 1894 01:34:09,045 --> 01:34:11,985 ♪ Because it makes me that much stronger 1895 01:34:12,017 --> 01:34:14,123 ♪ Makes me work a little bit harder 1896 01:34:14,154 --> 01:34:17,012 ♪ It makes me that much wiser 1897 01:34:17,044 --> 01:34:19,931 ♪ So thanks for making me a fighter 1898 01:34:19,962 --> 01:34:21,965 This is the best night of my life! 1899 01:34:22,112 --> 01:34:24,114 ♪ Made my skin a little bit thicker 1900 01:34:24,145 --> 01:34:27,034 ♪ Makes me that ♪ Much smarter 1901 01:34:27,065 --> 01:34:30,069 ♪ So thanks for making me a fighter 1902 01:34:44,135 --> 01:34:45,157 Just a minute. 1903 01:34:45,188 --> 01:34:47,170 It seems... I got it now. 1904 01:34:47,202 --> 01:34:48,995 - Got it? - Yeah. 1905 01:34:50,017 --> 01:34:52,061 May I just have a minute? 1906 01:34:52,092 --> 01:34:56,117 I just... I wanted to thank you for giving me a second chance. 1907 01:34:56,148 --> 01:34:57,213 It means a lot to me. 1908 01:34:57,994 --> 01:35:01,050 Of course. It's only because it's a requirement to pass the course. 1909 01:35:01,082 --> 01:35:03,032 That and the fact you're my favourite student. 1910 01:35:03,063 --> 01:35:05,189 - Well... - Break a leg. 1911 01:35:05,221 --> 01:35:07,109 - Well... - Let's hope not. 1912 01:35:07,140 --> 01:35:08,183 Yeah, sorry. 1913 01:35:08,214 --> 01:35:11,103 Um...Deanna Miles, everybody. 1914 01:35:11,989 --> 01:35:13,033 Thank you. 1915 01:35:15,138 --> 01:35:18,078 Also, this is here if you need it. 1916 01:35:18,110 --> 01:35:19,195 Thank you. 1917 01:35:24,023 --> 01:35:25,129 Hello. 1918 01:35:31,071 --> 01:35:36,025 March 25th, 2014, historian Albert... 1919 01:35:36,203 --> 01:35:43,023 Albrecht Rümschtein announced that the burial tomb of Attila the Hun 1920 01:35:43,054 --> 01:35:45,234 had been discovered in Budapest, Hungary. 1921 01:35:46,089 --> 01:35:47,247 Now, the... 1922 01:35:50,082 --> 01:35:52,262 - Sorry about your eye. - Yeah, it's fine. 1923 01:35:53,044 --> 01:35:54,056 Hi! 1924 01:35:54,087 --> 01:35:56,058 - It's for her. - That's my mom. 1925 01:35:56,214 --> 01:35:59,103 It's important for her. It's emotional support. 1926 01:35:59,135 --> 01:36:00,208 I'll give you five bucks. 1927 01:36:00,239 --> 01:36:02,199 OK, thanks. OK. 1928 01:36:03,191 --> 01:36:05,130 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1929 01:36:07,184 --> 01:36:09,145 I'm so sorry for the interruption. 1930 01:36:09,176 --> 01:36:11,294 These are my sorority sisters. 1931 01:36:12,075 --> 01:36:13,296 Hey. It's me, Helen. 1932 01:36:14,078 --> 01:36:15,110 I know. 1933 01:36:15,141 --> 01:36:16,289 He knows that. 1934 01:36:18,145 --> 01:36:20,064 You got this, Mom. 1935 01:36:25,246 --> 01:36:29,251 A group of archaeologists using carbon dating 1936 01:36:29,282 --> 01:36:33,129 proved that the grave was in fact a hoax. 1937 01:36:33,160 --> 01:36:36,289 There were so many scientists involved that it was... 1938 01:36:39,167 --> 01:36:41,306 ..it was standing tomb only. 1939 01:36:42,088 --> 01:36:44,214 Whoo! 1940 01:36:46,112 --> 01:36:49,105 Thank you. I wasn't sure about that one. 1941 01:36:49,325 --> 01:36:52,339 Now I hope that you're all Hungary... 1942 01:36:53,121 --> 01:36:54,258 ..for some facts 1943 01:36:54,289 --> 01:36:59,106 because I'm about to give you the thrilla about Attila. 1944 01:36:59,137 --> 01:37:01,224 Guys, that's my mom. She's killing it! 1945 01:37:01,255 --> 01:37:03,205 Go, Dee! 1946 01:37:11,306 --> 01:37:13,330 OK, guys, thanks. 1947 01:37:14,290 --> 01:37:17,199 Number one, there was no Professor Rümschtein. 1948 01:37:17,230 --> 01:37:18,367 Complete, complete hoax. 1949 01:37:19,149 --> 01:37:21,130 This person didn't exist, PR fact. 1950 01:37:21,161 --> 01:37:23,227 I know. I was shocked when I found out, too. 1951 01:37:24,269 --> 01:37:26,377 These young men and women comport themselves 1952 01:37:27,159 --> 01:37:29,191 with astounding grace and wisdom. 1953 01:37:29,222 --> 01:37:31,349 Every one of them brings tremendous pride 1954 01:37:31,381 --> 01:37:34,145 to this hallowed institution. 1955 01:37:34,176 --> 01:37:35,302 And on a personal note, 1956 01:37:35,333 --> 01:37:39,276 I will say that the future of this world is in pretty good hands. 1957 01:37:39,307 --> 01:37:43,175 You may now move your tassels to the left. 1958 01:37:43,206 --> 01:37:49,223 Congratulations to Decatur University's graduating class of 2018. 1959 01:37:51,257 --> 01:37:52,372 Whoo! 1960 01:37:54,407 --> 01:37:56,409 - Hey, Christine! - Hey! 1961 01:37:57,191 --> 01:37:59,234 - Congratulations! - Proud of you! 1962 01:37:59,267 --> 01:38:00,299 - Thank you. - I love you. 1963 01:38:00,330 --> 01:38:01,373 I love you, too. 1964 01:38:01,404 --> 01:38:03,396 Come on. Let's go make love in the science lab. 1965 01:38:04,178 --> 01:38:05,366 OK. Be right back. 1966 01:38:05,398 --> 01:38:06,409 OK. 1967 01:38:07,191 --> 01:38:08,422 Hey, Mom! Hi. 1968 01:38:09,204 --> 01:38:11,342 - I'm so proud! - Congrats, baby. 1969 01:38:11,373 --> 01:38:13,374 - Thank you for coming. - Look at our girl. 1970 01:38:13,406 --> 01:38:15,345 Sweetheart! 1971 01:38:15,376 --> 01:38:17,307 - Congrats. - Thank you, honey. 1972 01:38:17,338 --> 01:38:18,401 - I'm ready. - You look great! 1973 01:38:18,433 --> 01:38:20,268 I'm so proud of you guys. 1974 01:38:20,299 --> 01:38:23,418 You two have made an old man very happy. 1975 01:38:24,199 --> 01:38:27,327 My daughter, my granddaughter, both got a degree today. 1976 01:38:27,358 --> 01:38:29,257 Screw you, Dan! 1977 01:38:29,288 --> 01:38:30,331 - Dad! - Grandpa! 1978 01:38:30,362 --> 01:38:32,229 - What? - Hey. 1979 01:38:32,260 --> 01:38:34,398 I'm starving. Can we please go to Mike and Sandy's house? 1980 01:38:34,430 --> 01:38:37,391 You know what? We'll catch up with you in a minute. 1981 01:38:37,422 --> 01:38:40,415 But I just want... just a moment here with my girl. 1982 01:38:40,446 --> 01:38:42,387 - OK, babe. - Sure, honey. 1983 01:38:43,461 --> 01:38:45,431 - Bye. - You get out. 1984 01:38:51,344 --> 01:38:54,316 Look at us! Couple of college grads! 1985 01:38:54,348 --> 01:38:56,433 Mom, you did it. You got your degree. 1986 01:38:56,464 --> 01:38:58,423 I'm so proud of you. 1987 01:38:59,404 --> 01:39:01,240 I'm proud of me, too. 1988 01:39:01,271 --> 01:39:03,242 But I'm really proud of you. 1989 01:39:03,273 --> 01:39:05,348 I hope you soak it all in. This is your big day. 1990 01:39:05,379 --> 01:39:08,279 I will. Wait, you didn't throw your hat! 1991 01:39:08,310 --> 01:39:10,448 I think there were so many people 1992 01:39:10,479 --> 01:39:13,462 and I just want to keep it as a memento for my alma mater. 1993 01:39:13,494 --> 01:39:15,412 You can keep it, but you gotta throw it. 1994 01:39:15,443 --> 01:39:19,292 - You don't wanna jinx it. - OK. I don't wanna jinx myself. 1995 01:39:19,323 --> 01:39:20,490 - Yeah, already. - All right, here goes! 1996 01:39:21,272 --> 01:39:22,315 Whoo! 1997 01:39:25,434 --> 01:39:27,321 - My God. - Who did that? 1998 01:39:27,352 --> 01:39:29,458 Marcie, the earring. 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