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Last night, the Raving Teen Wolf
had an accident on stage
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a suspected nose was seen
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The press and the fans
have gathered outside the hospital overnight
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Hello
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I'm your anesthesiologist, Dr. Lau
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Before the procedure,
I have to ask you some questions
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What's your name?
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Who doesn't know I'm the Raving Teen Wolf
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What's the surgery today?
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Nose 'yob
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Alright
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Before we continue,
I have to take a look at your injury
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I come here every week
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Doctors only ever asked me for autographs
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never for my name
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You're not a doctor
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You're a Pl
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From my investigation
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This picture
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was taken when you tried to enter
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the Mr. Universe competition
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Slight adjustments
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is acceptable
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What you've done is face/off
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Can your mom recognise you?
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I've practised Iron Palm for 20 years
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I can finally put it to use
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Stop him
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He took my picture
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Don't move
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What're you doing?
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Doctor
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I need plastic surgery
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Which part?
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- Head to toe
- What?
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Do you have enough money?
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I've been to the ATM
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Let's do it now
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- Alright
- Please hurry up
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Hurry up
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Can I...
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Can I be good looking like Steven Yeun?
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Impossible!
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How about Steve Buscemi?
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Buscemi?
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I've heard he's a nice guy
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I'm sold
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Plastic surgery can't fix what's inside though
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Let's start with his eyes
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They're one of a kind
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Man, you know your watches
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There are only three in Asia
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One is on me, one is with my wife
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and this is the third one
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People are selling them for 130K
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Since fate bought us together, it's yours for 98K
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the original price
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Isn't this the panda edition of the latest Daytona
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- Well spotted
- ls this real?
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How could you asked that?
I've got the original box here
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And look at my decorations,
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why would it be a fake?
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I am a expert of Rolex
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This is the real deal!
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- Do you take cash?
- No, I don't do business like this
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- I promised to sell it to him
- I'll give you 100K
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- No...
- Cash
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- I promised to sell it to him for 98K
- 100K
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- We've agreed on a price
- 105K
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I promised to sell to you
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You take it
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I'm really buying
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- He's really buying
- Yeah, cash
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Then take it
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This watch is really nice, I really want to buy
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- It's fine, buy it
- I'm really buying
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- Sell it to him
- I'm buying
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- I'm taking his money
- Take it...
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What's wrong?
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Why stopped?
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Shy or what?
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You guys are so obvious
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You think I'm stupid or what?
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Are you ashamed of yourselves?
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If you're not buying, just leave
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- l'll buy it for 500
- RMB!
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- HK Dollars!
- Deal
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HK Police
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Hello
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I'm from the HK Police
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Chief Superintendent of Special Operation
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Wang
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Chief Wang
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ls there a misunderstanding?
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Yes, there is
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I thought you are in HK as a shopping tourist
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buying fake watches
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Maximum fine of 2000 dollars
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But after looking into it
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This watch
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was a stolen item from a heavy armed robbery
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They used AK47 and land to air missiles
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You're coercing me?
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lam
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He's the Thai Ice King, Eight-face Buddha
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According to the USSR's FBI
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USSR's FBI?
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Who said USSR's FBI?
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You did
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FBI is from the US, are you stupid?
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Let's get back to it
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We've found out, Eight-face is investing in films
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and has been getting close to our target
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according to our Intelligence Bureau
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In China's Pl circle, you're known as
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Sherlock Holmes
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They're just being nice
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Brave and smart
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As a representative of the HK Police
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We would like to invite you to go undercover
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Why don't you use someone from your task force?
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There are a lot of moles in the police
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I'm sure you've seen films like
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"lnfernal Affairs", "The Departed"
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the truth is
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they're all based on real life stories
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Really?
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Our target is a very special individual
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With you as our undercover
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even if you fail
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we can just disown you
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So the police doesn't have to take the fall
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And you think I'll say yes?
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You're a brave and smart Pl
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I'm sure you will take action against crime
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You're stupid
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Come on
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Our target is a hero of yours
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Police's spokesperson,
international action superstar
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Yuan Bao
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No way! His films are about righteousness
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How can he be a criminal? No way!
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I knew you'd be his fans
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Then there's more of a reason
for you to accept this mission
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infiltrate the crew, get close to Bao,
investigate the truth
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If our intelligence is wrong
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You can clear your hero's name
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I've already thought
of a codename for this mission
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Keep Calm and Be a Superstar
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Director Tsui, it's getting dark
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- Mr. Assistant Director
- Yes
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What's the call time for Bao?
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600
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It's nearly 1600, give him a call
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- Deal with it
- Yes, director
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Smoking break
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I am what I am
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I am my own special creation
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Who is it?
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Alan the assistant director, right?
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You're'?
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The Chief asked me to find you, Chief Wang
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Chief Wang
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I came prepared
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Come with me
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There are strict rules being a crew member
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I can't explain everything to you right now
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but there's one important thing to remember
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No underhand deals
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- Remember this?
- Yes
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- That's all you need
- Alan
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The girl you had an underhand with is here again
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need to give her a bigger role?
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Hi
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Yes
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Of course
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Who's that next to her?
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New extra, May
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NW“!
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Hi
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Take her to my room tonight
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- she needs casting
- OK
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Filmmaking is serious work, we mean business
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and I'll...
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You won't get what I'm telling you anyway
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I'm really busy today
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You go help action
choreographer Harley and his team
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Can't you guys even do a flip properly!
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You do a 540 degrees twist,
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land head first
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OK
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- Head first!
- Harley
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Tiezhu
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Alan asked me to help you
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Hello
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You do look like a smart guy
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We are filming some explosions today
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I've talked with the team
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I'll give you something easy to do
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Giving the cue
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The cue? Cue to what?
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Cue to the explosions
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Are you crazy?!
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Smoking next to the explosives
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Sorry...
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I'll tell the explosion team
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when to start the explosions
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I'll have to concentrate on the playback monitors
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so during the shoot, you have to look at me
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When I raise the left hand,
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- it's the 1st explosion
- Left?
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When I raise my right, it's the 2nd explosions
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And when I raise both hands, all hell breaks loose
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Don't get it wrong, people can die
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Bomberman Hung
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Roger
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This guy with the red cap
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- Red cap?
- He'll give you the cues
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- Here
- I can see you
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Chill out
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Harley, Bao is arriving
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Get to work
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Bao, the dressing room is over there
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We've prepared lunch for you
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Everything are low sugar, low fat,
low salt and high calcium
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If you don't feel like having that
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Catering can change them for you
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This way, please
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Come on, smile
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No need to be shy, come on
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Let's go
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If you don't feel like eating so healthy today
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Catering has also prepared
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cats, dogs, snakes and pangolins
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- Morning
- Morning
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Morning
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Morning, Director Tsui, what's the scene?
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It's the first time you arrived from the future
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after great difficulties you've found
the bad guys and fight them
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Harley
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Here
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Bao
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You'll jump out from the window
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Catches the virus container and swing across
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After you land, the explosions will...
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comes after you, and you run this way
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It's excellent
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How are you shooting this?
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Single shot on Bao swinging across
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so the audience can see clearly it's Bao himself
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Are you crazy?
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You can't shoot that in one shot
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I'm cool with one shot
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He's cool with one shot
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I think...
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Bao looks so cool when working
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Shut up
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What do you think?
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ExceHent
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Come on, let's start!
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Get to work...
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- Move...
- Got it
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Roll
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Action
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Yes
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You put this in?
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The stuntman slipped
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Bao's acting is damn good
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I traveled back 365 years in time
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from future to this moment
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to protect peace on earth
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Hand over the virus
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Why don't you go back to your future?
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Get ready
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- I'll give you the cue to cue him
- Alright
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What's he doing?
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- Shit
- Come on...
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Damn...
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BEN.!
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Here!
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Are you alright, still alive?
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Can you do another take?
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Don't move!
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Here... add some blood
285
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,333
- Hurry up
- Blood here
286
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,125
Here, touch up here
287
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,542
Listen everybody
288
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:42,375
We need continuity
289
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,375
I've always thought
290
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,042
Bao did all his own stunts
291
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,500
It's the same if it's done by the Bao's Team
292
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,542
Bao's team?
293
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,000
Everyone into positions
294
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,042
Move out
295
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:57,958
Go...
296
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,125
So what is the Bao's team doing now?
297
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:03,667
Re-shooting the aftermath of the accident
298
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,625
Action
299
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:08,000
- Bao, are you alright?
- Bao
300
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,583
- Bao, are you hurt?
- Bao, are you OK?
301
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,292
- Did you hurt yourself?
- I'm fine...
302
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:13,125
It's more important that we have a good shot
303
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,292
Here, film where the blood is
304
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,167
I can do another take
305
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:21,000
Don't, please, don't!
306
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,792
They're crying, shoot them
307
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,458
Bao, don't do this!
308
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,417
BEN.!
309
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,167
How're you feeling?
310
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,625
Come on, help me up...
311
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,583
Bao, let's go for another take
312
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,083
Are you kidding me?
313
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,542
How can I start the explosion
with so many people there?
314
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,375
Should I follow the cue?
315
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:55,167
Can anyone confirm?
316
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,167
I'll take the cue
317
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,667
No...
318
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,000
Don't...
319
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:20,583
You...
320
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:21,792
No...
321
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:26,625
Tai
322
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:34,958
The races hasn't finished yet
323
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,625
Help!
324
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:45,875
Help!
325
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:47,125
Come on, Bao...
326
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:48,125
Go...
327
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,083
My foot, it's trapped...
328
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,375
Get out, Bad.!
329
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:08,875
Get out!
330
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,500
Thanks, bro!
331
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,500
Come on!
332
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,292
What's your name?
333
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,208
Tiezhu
334
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:56,458
Yuan Bao
335
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,250
I know
336
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,875
Thanks for saving my life, dinner's on me
337
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:03,917
What are we having?
338
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:06,917
Come on
339
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,542
This is Bee's hideout,
everyone here are our friends
340
00:21:12,292 --> 00:21:14,833
Do whatever you want, everything's free
341
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,167
Hey!
342
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:26,958
Bao
343
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,333
I was lucky you were there today
344
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,250
if not I would have died
345
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,875
Come on, let's have a drink
346
00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:37,875
Stop looking around, drink
347
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,417
- To you
- Alright...
348
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:48,458
Well done, Bao...
349
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,750
Tai and the team is playing a card game
350
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:54,917
- Why don't you go join them?
- Alright
351
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,083
You're not coming?
352
00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:57,417
I don't gamble
353
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,125
What I like
354
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,000
is to play with girls
355
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,750
You know the game "Avoid the Post"?
356
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,125
What is it? I've never played
357
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,333
It's simple, listen up
358
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,583
2 and 10 are on the table, you place a bet
359
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,250
If it's anything from 3 to 9, you win
360
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,667
But if it's Jack, Queen, King or Ace, you lose
361
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,833
If it's 2 or 10, that'd suck
362
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:19,208
that's "hitting the post"
363
00:22:19,417 --> 00:22:21,333
You lose double, it's that simple, got it?
364
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,292
- Deal me something good, alright?
- Alright
365
00:22:23,292 --> 00:22:24,167
Deal
366
00:22:24,292 --> 00:22:26,042
Good hand...
367
00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:26,875
Ace
368
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:33,583
This is a gift from God, he wants me to win big
369
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:34,708
I'll bet everything
370
00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:36,667
Every cent that's on the table
371
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:38,625
- Come cheer for me
- Come...
372
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:47,708
Hit the post...
373
00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:56,167
Hit the post...
374
00:22:57,958 --> 00:22:58,833
Hit the post
375
00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:00,708
Who are you?
376
00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:02,667
Tiezhu
377
00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:03,917
Zhu as in post?
378
00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:05,458
No wonder I hit the post!
379
00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:07,792
You're such a bad loser
380
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:09,500
I'm a bad loser! I can kick your ass!
381
00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:12,500
Bao... I mean Tai
382
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,250
Calm down
383
00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:16,750
It's just a game
384
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,750
What you've lost is on me, OK?
385
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,083
OK, I'm going
386
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:23,625
Alright! Tai is tired, take him home
387
00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:27,125
Chill out, come on
388
00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:33,667
- Chill out, sleep well
- OK
389
00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:36,375
- I'll take you home
- Piss off!
390
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:39,250
Tai used to kick ass
391
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,083
King of Asia Boxing
392
00:23:42,292 --> 00:23:43,417
And me?
393
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:46,083
I was just a member of a stunt team
394
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:49,500
If it wasn't for him, I'd still be a nobody!
395
00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:53,000
Let's sing! Come on
396
00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:54,875
I'm not a singer,
you're a good singer, you do it
397
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:57,333
Alright, I'll sing, I'm good at it
398
00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:58,542
Microphone
399
00:24:05,292 --> 00:24:09,083
"That day under the sunset"
400
00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:13,375
"I saw a couple caressing each other"
401
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:17,292
"The past flashback in my mind"
402
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:21,333
"Tears came down like rain"
403
00:24:21,958 --> 00:24:25,083
"Last night, I was standing in the rain"
404
00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:29,292
"Looking across the street at a stand still"
405
00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:33,833
"It seems like it was yesterday"
406
00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:38,083
"I couldn't help myself but cried"
407
00:24:42,292 --> 00:24:47,208
"lt's been at least 10 years since I cried"
408
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:55,375
"At least 10 songs can bring me comfort"
409
00:24:56,458 --> 00:25:03,208
"But now tears will start flowing"
410
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:11,292
"Whenever I think of you"
411
00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:15,875
"Life is like a farewell"
412
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:18,708
Bao
413
00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:20,458
- What is it?
- Bao
414
00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:21,583
The song...
415
00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:22,833
is in Mandarin
416
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:23,750
Alright
417
00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:26,250
I'm Tiezhu
418
00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:28,167
You... take her home
419
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:32,792
Miss Tungtung
420
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,042
How did you know they call me Tungtung?
421
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:38,875
I'm so happy to see you in person today,
I'm ecstatic
422
00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:39,583
You recognised me?
423
00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:40,708
Of course...
424
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:43,125
Your debut was a fried chicken commercial
425
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,875
The poster from the ad. campaign
426
00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:47,875
I'm still using it as my screensaver, see
427
00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:49,208
Your poster
428
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,458
I've seen a lot of your works
429
00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:56,917
You've played a colleague twice
430
00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:58,958
- the sister to a male lead 3 times
- Yeah...
431
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,333
BFF to the lead actress 5 times, right?
432
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,083
Right...
433
00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:04,208
Even though the characters are not so important
434
00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:06,292
I think you played them with heart
435
00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:10,250
Thank you
436
00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:12,417
You're... in Bao's film?
437
00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:14,208
Yes, I just met with the director
438
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:15,292
I'm what he was looking for
439
00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:16,792
Of course, you're a black belt in Taekwondo
440
00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,042
you should have been in
an action film a long time ago
441
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,667
But, I don't get any action scenes
442
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,167
What's your character?
443
00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:25,542
I'm a hostage
444
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:26,500
What happens?
445
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:30,542
Director said, I'll get knockout in the first scene
446
00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:33,000
Get taken away on a car
447
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
and when I wake up I'm in a storage facility
448
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:38,042
waiting for Bao to rescue me as a hostage
449
00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:39,333
Well...
450
00:26:40,042 --> 00:26:41,708
Remember your lines! It's a great opportunity!
451
00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:43,167
Yeah!
452
00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:47,042
But when I wake up
453
00:26:47,042 --> 00:26:48,625
my mouth is stuffed
454
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,792
My lines are just...
455
00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:52,417
muffled sound
456
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,708
- Then... what happens?
- That's it
457
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:09,000
I die
458
00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:10,000
So quick?
459
00:27:12,042 --> 00:27:15,542
People come to see Bao's film
460
00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:17,375
for him and him alone
461
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:19,500
Actresses are just garnishes on the side
462
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,042
Then you must be the best garnish
463
00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:22,875
I'll be supporting you, come on
464
00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:24,958
I will work hard
465
00:27:24,958 --> 00:27:25,750
Rock on!
466
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,833
My assistant is here, I should go
467
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,625
- Bye
- Alright... Good bye
468
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,667
I...You...
469
00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:35,542
Yes
470
00:27:35,542 --> 00:27:37,833
I forgot to ask, what's your name?
471
00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:38,833
MY--- my name?
472
00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:40,833
My name is...
473
00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:42,375
Tiezhu
474
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,583
Tie is like...
475
00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:45,375
the metal - strong
476
00:27:45,542 --> 00:27:46,375
Zhu as in
477
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:47,375
schlong... I mean post
478
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,083
I'm... Tiezhu
479
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,917
Tiezhu, OK, I'll remember
480
00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:54,042
- I'll see you on set, bye
- See you
481
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,250
Why did I say schlong?
482
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:13,333
"There's at least 10 songs
that can bring me comfort"
483
00:28:14,167 --> 00:28:15,792
"At least"
484
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:19,292
I didn't know you can make
so much being a superstar
485
00:28:19,292 --> 00:28:22,458
You want to live here just being a superstar
486
00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:24,250
that's just naive
487
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,542
If not just being a superstar
488
00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:29,583
then where do your money come from?
489
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,292
I can tell you
490
00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:43,042
but I'll have to kill you
491
00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,917
There are so many awards
492
00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:08,542
They are all for action choreography
493
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:10,167
None of them are for best actor
494
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:11,375
Buy one
495
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:15,375
Anything can be bought but the best actor award
496
00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:16,583
Alright... don't buy one, OK?
497
00:29:16,583 --> 00:29:18,625
You're a great actor, have a lie down
498
00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:21,250
It's obvious you think us teen idols
have no acting skills
499
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:22,875
- I've never thought of you that way
- I'm sure you have
500
00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:25,167
You're a first class actor,
how could you be a teen idol
501
00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:26,417
Don't take it the wrong way
502
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,333
Test me!
503
00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:29,292
Test me!
504
00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:30,792
Alright
505
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:31,708
Come on
506
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,583
Brutal
507
00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:36,458
Kind
508
00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:39,000
Lost and found
509
00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:42,542
Internal conflict
510
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,250
Overwhelmed
511
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:52,542
What do you think?
512
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:53,917
Amazing...
513
00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:55,500
Bao
514
00:29:56,917 --> 00:29:59,042
Stephen Chow once said
515
00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:01,083
There was a man...
516
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:04,708
called Stan-something-ski, who once said
517
00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:08,250
acting comes from inside to the outside
518
00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:10,042
then...
519
00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:12,000
3&0?
520
00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:14,250
Bao
521
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:18,583
Bao
522
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:19,750
Wake up
523
00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:24,792
ls anyone here?
524
00:30:26,042 --> 00:30:27,083
Anyone?
525
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:29,792
Chief
526
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,167
I'm inside Bao's home
527
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,792
It's enormous
528
00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:33,875
Where's he?
529
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,417
He's passed out
530
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:36,458
Well done
531
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,417
Show me his home
532
00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:42,333
What the hell!
533
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,458
His bathroom is bigger than my apartment
534
00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:45,500
Here's a new mission
535
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:48,583
Get me one of everything that has Bao's logo on it
536
00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:49,833
Chief
537
00:30:49,917 --> 00:30:52,792
I'm an undercover for you, not a thief
538
00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:55,125
You have to be more flexible
539
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:57,417
Extreme time requires extreme measures
540
00:30:57,417 --> 00:30:58,583
I've found his computer
541
00:30:58,583 --> 00:30:59,958
Did you bring the device I gave you?
542
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:00,833
Yes
543
00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:04,458
This is the latest hacking tool
developed by the HK Police
544
00:31:04,458 --> 00:31:05,833
Once it starts
545
00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:09,667
All the data from his computer
will be transferred to ours
546
00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:11,583
Chief, isn't that just morally wrong?
547
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:12,917
To hell with moral
548
00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:16,208
All I, chief superintendent Wang,
care about are results
549
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,583
Hack his computer
550
00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:18,708
That's breaking the law
551
00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:20,417
I'm Wang and I'm the law
552
00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:22,458
Just do it, no questions asked!
553
00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:24,833
As you wish, this is on you
554
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,542
Do you see anything?
555
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,333
It's on...
556
00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:36,417
Chief, the press conference is about to start
557
00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:37,250
Alright
558
00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:40,583
I have a online press conference
559
00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:42,458
with the US Police
560
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:43,708
Stay alert
561
00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:45,542
Alright... don't be too long
562
00:31:51,417 --> 00:31:53,000
"ANTl-HACKING DEFENSE ACTIVATED"
563
00:31:55,917 --> 00:31:57,708
As technology advances
564
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,625
internet crimes can no longer be underestimated
565
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:08,333
As the leader to largest professional team in HK
566
00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:09,583
is my superior
567
00:32:09,792 --> 00:32:11,125
I will give my all
568
00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:14,417
to fight for the core values we all believe in
569
00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:15,417
God bless our homeland
570
00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:17,167
"I'm Wang and I'm the law"
571
00:32:17,167 --> 00:32:18,667
"Just do it, no questions asked"
572
00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,292
"Hack his computer"
573
00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:21,333
"To hell with moral"
574
00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:23,875
"I'm Wang... I'm... I'm... Wang"
575
00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:26,708
"Just do it..."
576
00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:28,833
"Hack his computer"
577
00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:31,125
"No questions asked"
578
00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:35,083
"I'm Wang... No questions asked... I'm Wang"
579
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:39,042
"No questions asked... I'm... I'm... Wang"
580
00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:44,792
Bao, the inspector is here
581
00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:46,542
What inspector?
582
00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:48,500
I told you last month
583
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,458
The academy is considering to give you an award
584
00:32:50,458 --> 00:32:51,375
in recognition
585
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:54,875
of your professionalism in
doing all of your own stunts
586
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,042
The inspector is here to assess you
587
00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,167
Mr. Yuan
588
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:04,333
Hi
589
00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:06,958
I'm Richard Billingham from Hollywood
590
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,917
Hello, welcome
591
00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:12,292
Aero... plane
592
00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:14,208
- Sleep good?
- Sure
593
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:16,792
So what will you be filming today, any stunts?
594
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:20,458
Just a few simple moves
595
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,250
Yeah“.
596
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,125
Me stunt
597
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:24,792
Follow me
598
00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:30,625
Why is this happening?
599
00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:32,583
Assistant director said you're having a massage
600
00:33:32,917 --> 00:33:34,333
We thought we'd film your double first
601
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:35,750
We didn't know you'd come up
602
00:33:40,667 --> 00:33:41,542
What the hell?
603
00:33:41,542 --> 00:33:42,792
Why is Bao doing his own jump?
604
00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:45,000
Stop messing around, do it with the double
605
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,708
Chief, what should I do next?
606
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:48,000
You have no choice
607
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,750
but to gain Bao's trusts
608
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:52,333
to have a chance to learn of his secrets
with the Eight-face Buddha
609
00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:54,000
You have to know him inside out
610
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,833
Like, what he has for breakfast
611
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:57,250
Chinese or western style
612
00:33:57,250 --> 00:33:58,417
Drinks coffee or tea
613
00:33:58,417 --> 00:34:00,542
We're in luck that 5220's doing his own stunt
614
00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:01,500
And if...
615
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,875
he has an accidents
616
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,375
falls down from above
617
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:06,750
This film Will be a hit
618
00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:08,167
and breaks box office records
619
00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:10,667
There might even be awards
620
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:12,583
ExceHent
621
00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:14,792
As his manager, do you worry?
622
00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:18,458
Yes, well...
623
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:19,667
My name is
624
00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:20,708
TaiGor
625
00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:22,375
He good
626
00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:23,833
Shoot him...
627
00:34:34,125 --> 00:34:35,333
ls the handle strong enough?
628
00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:36,417
Yes
629
00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:37,917
but there's a long way to slide
630
00:34:37,917 --> 00:34:39,667
so your ability to hold on is more important
631
00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:42,208
Hold on tight to the handle and slide across
632
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:43,208
then you'll be safe
633
00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:45,208
There're boxes and mats
634
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,417
You'll be fine, trust me
635
00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:48,875
Where's there?
636
00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:50,833
Over there
637
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,708
Where the green rectangle is
638
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:53,750
You see it?
639
00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,792
That'll cost me a fortune by taxi
640
00:34:56,792 --> 00:34:57,625
Yeah
641
00:34:57,667 --> 00:34:59,708
That's why you must hold on tight
642
00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,583
- If not...
- If not what?
643
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:02,750
Let me show you
644
00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,375
Fall into pieces
645
00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:19,875
Into positions
646
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:20,958
Ready
647
00:35:21,292 --> 00:35:22,125
Bao
648
00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:24,292
My lucky charm for you
649
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,125
What's the red stuff on it?
650
00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:30,250
Just blood
651
00:35:30,417 --> 00:35:31,375
It's alright
652
00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:33,875
I'll put it here, to keep you safe
653
00:35:35,792 --> 00:35:37,000
Break a leg
654
00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:39,292
Roll camera
655
00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:43,125
Get into positions
656
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,292
Action!
657
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,167
Come on!
658
00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,250
Bao, don't jump!
659
00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:25,167
I won't...
660
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,833
- Help me down...
- Be careful
661
00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:30,417
What's happening? Why's he not jumping?
662
00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:31,917
Cut...
663
00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:34,750
Glad you are safe
664
00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:41,458
Why shouldn't I jump?
665
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,042
The story doesn't make sense
666
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,375
Right
667
00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:46,375
Let's ask the director
668
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,875
Tell them why you think
the story doesn't make sense
669
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,000
I want to know
670
00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:54,208
Why do everything happen to Bao's character?
671
00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:55,333
He is the lead actor
672
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:56,667
Things happen to him
673
00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:57,583
is very normal
674
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,458
Then why only Bao faces danger?
675
00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:01,042
Yeah, why am I the only one
676
00:37:01,042 --> 00:37:02,083
who face danger?
677
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:04,792
- Get that
- Young people goes to cinema these days
678
00:37:04,792 --> 00:37:06,458
Why don't we ask someone younger
679
00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:07,875
Young man, tell them
680
00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:13,042
For me personally...
681
00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:14,833
We want to see Bao...
682
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,417
because we like...
683
00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:17,792
to see Bao in danger
684
00:37:17,792 --> 00:37:20,500
If Bao's in danger, then there's action
685
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,833
If there's action then we should ask
686
00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:22,833
action choreographer
687
00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:28,042
I designed all the actions
according to the screenplay
688
00:37:28,042 --> 00:37:29,292
and it was written by
689
00:37:29,292 --> 00:37:30,417
you, the director
690
00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:31,958
Dickhead
691
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,667
The truth is
692
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,542
Bao said during the meeting
693
00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:37,500
Audience only comes because of you
694
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:40,083
That's why all the dangers happen to you
695
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:41,583
WTF?
696
00:37:46,417 --> 00:37:48,417
Since when you're such a good soldier?
697
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:52,167
If Bao told you to work for free,
would you work for free?
698
00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:53,208
Sorry, Tai
699
00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:56,375
It's okay, Tai
700
00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:59,125
lam a superstar
701
00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:01,375
but no need everything me
702
00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:03,833
Not always me, me, me, me, me
703
00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:05,125
No
704
00:38:05,542 --> 00:38:07,792
Everything they too
705
00:38:08,167 --> 00:38:10,458
They good, me good
706
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:12,042
movie good
707
00:38:16,417 --> 00:38:17,292
Well said!
708
00:38:18,042 --> 00:38:20,042
I see that you have a great
potential as a screenwriter
709
00:38:20,042 --> 00:38:20,792
Me?
710
00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:21,667
Re-write a draft
711
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:22,500
l.
712
00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:23,708
l.
713
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,833
I'll give it a try
714
00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:33,333
So? Do you like the character?
715
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,583
There's a lot to work with
716
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:36,500
Tiezhu
717
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,125
Why did you write something so great for me?
718
00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:40,250
You could have just let me be a hostage
719
00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:42,292
with my mouth stuffed, like this
720
00:38:42,625 --> 00:38:43,750
What was wrong with that?
721
00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:47,042
Why do you have me playing
a robot from the future
722
00:38:47,167 --> 00:38:49,125
learning the love of human?
723
00:38:49,667 --> 00:38:52,083
Ever since I've gotten the screenplay
724
00:38:52,083 --> 00:38:53,917
I've been worrying about this scene
725
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:57,625
I mean, if life...
726
00:38:57,625 --> 00:38:58,875
gives me lemon
727
00:39:00,042 --> 00:39:02,042
how should I feel?
728
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,375
Stop messing around!
729
00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:10,167
Let's have hotpot tonight
730
00:39:10,208 --> 00:39:11,458
You guys order the rest
731
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,458
I'll stop messing around, don't stress out
732
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:15,583
I'll get you into character, OK?
733
00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:16,750
Come on, stand up...
734
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,375
Let's think
735
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:21,375
Has anything ever upset you in life?
736
00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:22,667
Think
737
00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:25,208
I have never faced any difficulties in my life
738
00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:27,042
Then... what about boyfriends?
739
00:39:27,042 --> 00:39:28,500
Have you ever been lied to?
740
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,750
I've never had a bad boyfriend
741
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:30,500
How about family?
742
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,708
5 generations alive and well
743
00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,500
My great grandparents are nearly 100
744
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:34,583
They're still very active
745
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:35,750
even do pole dancing
746
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:36,458
Your great grandpas too?
747
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:37,833
They watch
748
00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:39,667
Good for them...
749
00:39:40,917 --> 00:39:44,250
How about pets, like when a dog dies?
750
00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:46,458
My pet is a turtle
751
00:39:46,458 --> 00:39:47,500
His name is Tutu
752
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,542
He's such a cutie
753
00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:50,667
When he hears my footsteps
and knows that I'm home
754
00:39:50,708 --> 00:39:53,083
He'll stick his tiny head out and let me kiss it
755
00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:54,333
like this
756
00:39:58,917 --> 00:40:00,042
Do you feel the pain?
757
00:40:00,417 --> 00:40:01,625
Does it hurt?
758
00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:03,625
Do you want to cry?
759
00:40:06,958 --> 00:40:08,708
Remember what you look like
760
00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:10,500
Remember the feeling
761
00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:13,125
Recreate this when they are shooting
762
00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:14,667
Understand?
763
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,250
Will you remember?
764
00:40:23,042 --> 00:40:25,667
I want to practise on my own
765
00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:27,375
Alright...
766
00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:29,708
- Bao
- Remember
767
00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:32,625
Tiezhu
768
00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,792
How can a man beat a woman in public?
769
00:40:34,792 --> 00:40:35,458
You've mistaken...
770
00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:37,042
She's quite pretty, who is she?
771
00:40:37,542 --> 00:40:39,625
She's our female lead, Tungtung
772
00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:41,292
Really? We have a female lead?
773
00:40:41,292 --> 00:40:42,667
She's been shooting for a few weeks
774
00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:45,667
What I did is called
"Maggie Cheung's Into Character Method"
775
00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:47,375
- Get her into character
- What?
776
00:40:47,375 --> 00:40:49,125
Maggie Cheung Into Character Method
777
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,167
- Yeah, Maggie...
- Bao,
778
00:40:50,167 --> 00:40:51,708
wardrobe and makeup is waiting
779
00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:53,083
What's the scene?
780
00:40:53,542 --> 00:40:55,333
It's the scene with you sacrificing yourself
781
00:40:55,458 --> 00:40:57,333
dead in Tungtung's arm
782
00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:59,250
as she spills her heart out
783
00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:00,583
Just shoot it from a low angle,
784
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:01,583
to avoid my face
785
00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:03,792
then give her a dummy to play against
786
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:23,167
Ready
787
00:41:23,542 --> 00:41:24,625
Roll camera
788
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:25,917
Action
789
00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:29,875
I've met you at the best of time
790
00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:35,333
was my good fortune
791
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,542
it's a shame
792
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:42,333
we have run out of time
793
00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:47,000
To be honest with you
794
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:55,458
You had once graced my heart
795
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:18,500
but that was as far as it could be
796
00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,208
Cut!
797
00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:38,792
- Excellent
- Marvellous
798
00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:40,792
You will be the next Maggie Cheung
799
00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,708
She why is Maggie Cheung?
800
00:42:43,292 --> 00:42:45,250
I why not is Maggie Cheung?
801
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:46,917
What do you want then?
802
00:42:46,917 --> 00:42:49,042
I want to Maggie Cheung
803
00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:51,750
This is how it should be
804
00:42:51,958 --> 00:42:55,042
Time Adventurer has a non-destructible system
805
00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:57,750
She dies, and I do the gut-wrenching lines
806
00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:00,250
Lights on
807
00:43:00,833 --> 00:43:02,833
You must capture my tears when they fall
808
00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:06,417
When I'm in character
809
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:08,875
whatever happens, even if I get my lines wrong,
810
00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:09,875
nobody can cut
811
00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:11,750
only I can say cut
812
00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:13,292
OK
813
00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:14,375
Ready
814
00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:16,250
Camera rolling
815
00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:17,083
Action
816
00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:25,875
What's he doing?
817
00:43:26,583 --> 00:43:27,667
Obviously
818
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:28,750
he wants to cry
819
00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:30,292
but couldn't
820
00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:33,125
WHY!!
821
00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:40,083
I want to say no regrets
822
00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:45,625
no regrets...
823
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,333
no regrets...
824
00:43:49,542 --> 00:43:50,917
He's forgotten his lines
825
00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:52,583
maybe there're regrets
826
00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:53,750
Who cares
827
00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:55,708
To be honest
828
00:43:58,792 --> 00:44:00,875
I don't know if I ever graced your heart?
829
00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:06,542
Please a drop of tear, so we can go home
830
00:44:10,042 --> 00:44:11,083
So bad
831
00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:23,042
We want tears...
832
00:44:25,042 --> 00:44:26,875
Don't die on me!
833
00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:30,750
Don't...
834
00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:34,042
He can't cry,
so he's using Tungtung to block his face
835
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,333
Genius
836
00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:41,333
Please don't...
837
00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:42,375
I don't...
838
00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:44,250
I don't want to live
839
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,875
I will save you
840
00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:52,375
I don't want to live
841
00:44:53,708 --> 00:44:55,042
I don't want to live
842
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:57,125
Enough!
843
00:44:59,708 --> 00:45:00,583
Wait
844
00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:01,375
Bao said
845
00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:03,667
We can't out, only he can say cut
846
00:45:05,708 --> 00:45:07,417
What... what're you doing?
847
00:45:18,042 --> 00:45:20,000
Are you using the Maggie Cheung Method
848
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,625
to help me cry?
849
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:22,625
Yes
850
00:45:22,708 --> 00:45:23,667
That's what I'm doing
851
00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:26,083
I recognise you
852
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,208
You are the Conscience from my Heart
853
00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:29,833
appearing here to give me a boost
854
00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:31,125
Yes, that's me...
855
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:32,458
So deep
856
00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:34,292
Are you trying to use violence,
857
00:45:34,292 --> 00:45:35,583
to tell me not to give up?
858
00:45:35,583 --> 00:45:36,625
Time Adventurer
859
00:45:37,208 --> 00:45:38,458
Don't give up
860
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:41,500
Don't give up
861
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,708
Don't give up
862
00:45:43,417 --> 00:45:44,875
Here, don't move
863
00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:46,667
- More
- Don't give up
864
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,458
Thank you
865
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:53,500
I won't give up
866
00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:55,917
This is not working
867
00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:57,833
I don't feel anything
868
00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,583
but anger building up
869
00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:00,917
I want to revenge
870
00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:02,708
Don't
871
00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:03,833
Maybe I'm not powerful enough
872
00:46:03,833 --> 00:46:05,208
Time Adventurer's Consciences
873
00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:07,333
Show up and beat the crap out of him!
874
00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:09,958
We don't dare, without Time Adventurer's say-so
875
00:46:11,917 --> 00:46:13,708
Consciences from my Heart
876
00:46:13,708 --> 00:46:15,792
Come and give me the boost I need!
877
00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:17,792
Come on
878
00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:23,875
Beat him harder... to spur him on
879
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,333
Tungtuflg
880
00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:31,375
Take a nap, I'll wake you up
881
00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:33,458
Stay strong...
882
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,833
Fantastic
883
00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:42,000
My resignation letter
884
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,417
I'm done
885
00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:46,208
Hey, Director Tsui!
886
00:46:57,708 --> 00:46:59,667
Enough!
887
00:47:07,833 --> 00:47:09,792
Thank you, my Consciences
888
00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:11,917
I swear
889
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,292
I'll never give up on myself again
890
00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:16,208
I'll travel back in time
891
00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:18,167
to save world peace
892
00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:21,750
Ouch...
893
00:47:23,167 --> 00:47:24,667
Cut!
894
00:47:33,292 --> 00:47:34,542
How was my acting?
895
00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:37,833
With your amount of blood,
you must have been good
896
00:47:37,833 --> 00:47:41,083
That was the most touching
action sequence I've ever seen
897
00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:43,958
- Real blood
- So much blood
898
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,208
I'll give my highest recommendation to the Academy
899
00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:47,917
You'll definitely get the award
900
00:47:47,917 --> 00:47:49,417
Yeah!
901
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:50,667
It's all because of you
902
00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:52,792
You have pushed the best out of me
903
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,542
You should stop the bleeding first
904
00:47:55,792 --> 00:47:57,833
I can't thank you enough
905
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,583
Your acting complements mine so well
906
00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:00,875
\, " Me'?
- m . -
907
00:48:01,417 --> 00:48:03,583
You'll be my co-star in "The Time Adventurer"
908
00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:04,625
MY Partner!
909
00:48:04,708 --> 00:48:05,750
Your partner?
910
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:07,417
Let me take a picture of you two
911
00:48:31,167 --> 00:48:33,000
"RISING STAR TIEZHU"
912
00:48:46,792 --> 00:48:49,125
- Let me help you
- Thanks
913
00:48:49,125 --> 00:48:50,958
Look how good I look on camera
914
00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:00,417
Alright
915
00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:02,792
Come on, I'll take you to see our boss
916
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,292
Who's the boss?
917
00:49:04,958 --> 00:49:06,292
Thai Ice King
918
00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:41,500
- Eight-face
- Bao, hello
919
00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:43,250
Hello...
920
00:49:46,167 --> 00:49:47,792
Come, try my coconut water
921
00:49:50,292 --> 00:49:51,500
It's so sweet!
922
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:52,458
Sweet, right?
923
00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:54,875
Being the Thai Ice Cube King
924
00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:57,333
I had to monopolise the coconut business
925
00:49:57,375 --> 00:50:00,042
Now all the coconuts in Asia are mine
926
00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:02,833
But something does still bothers me a little
927
00:50:03,042 --> 00:50:05,625
My mom has gifted me such good looks and smarts
928
00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:08,833
With me being a hard worker,
I'm a near perfection of a human
929
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,083
Isn't that just outrageous?
930
00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:12,917
Not at all, Eight-face
931
00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:14,833
You're born to be exceptional
932
00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,542
- You have two of everything
- Right
933
00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:17,917
You smoke double ended cigar
934
00:50:17,917 --> 00:50:19,458
- You have twins as girlfriends
- Right
935
00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:21,792
- You prayed to an Eight-faced Buddha
- Of course
936
00:50:21,792 --> 00:50:23,917
My brother from another mother, Tiezhu
937
00:50:24,042 --> 00:50:24,583
Eight-face
938
00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:25,292
Try some coconut water
939
00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:27,250
- No thanks
- No?
940
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,625
Let him sleep with the fishes
941
00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:30,208
- Calm down, Eight-face
- What are you doing?
942
00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:32,042
You trust people far too easily
943
00:50:32,042 --> 00:50:33,333
He's an undercover
944
00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:34,333
What is this?
945
00:50:35,083 --> 00:50:35,917
Tiezhu
946
00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:37,750
ls it true?
947
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,833
True? Don't go crazy with him!
948
00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:41,000
Then why aren't you drinking this?
949
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,042
The timing is...
950
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,667
- ...unfortunate
- How so?
951
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:47,000
I'm taking Chinese medicine
952
00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:48,958
Coconut water is cool-natured
953
00:50:50,292 --> 00:50:51,292
- Yeah
- Exactly
954
00:50:51,292 --> 00:50:52,833
He's like a brother to me
955
00:50:52,833 --> 00:50:55,000
He looks like a chump
956
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,125
You can trust him
957
00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:58,167
There are three distinctions being an undercover
958
00:50:58,167 --> 00:50:59,000
One
959
00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:01,208
Undercovers never drink coconut water
960
00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,042
Then“.
961
00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:04,458
He's an undercover, too
962
00:51:04,458 --> 00:51:06,292
He's not drinking coconut water, that's milk
963
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:07,625
Me?
964
00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:10,000
Two, wandering eyes
965
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,125
You can insult me
966
00:51:11,125 --> 00:51:12,417
but you can't insult my tiny beautiful eyes
967
00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:13,333
What're you doing?
968
00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:14,583
I'm sorry
969
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,500
But they do wander around
970
00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:17,458
You...
971
00:51:18,917 --> 00:51:19,750
Then“.
972
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:20,917
Look at him
973
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,667
- Look at how he dresses
- Me again?
974
00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:23,917
He dress exactly like an undercover
975
00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:25,000
The same as the movie "lnfernal Affairs"
976
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,042
Three
977
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,000
When you came in,
978
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,750
I saw your hand moving around your crotch
979
00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:31,250
Very busy hand
980
00:51:31,292 --> 00:51:32,958
I bet you were typing Morse code
981
00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:35,208
Morse code? Are you kidding me?
982
00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:36,667
I was just itchy
983
00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:38,917
Didn't he say he was taking Chinese medicine
984
00:51:38,917 --> 00:51:42,042
Itchy balls must be a side effect
985
00:51:42,042 --> 00:51:43,750
As a man, you must understand
986
00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:46,000
If scratching is typing Morse code
987
00:51:46,792 --> 00:51:49,000
Then he must have finished a novel, right?
988
00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:57,167
Come on?
989
00:51:59,042 --> 00:51:59,917
Come on
990
00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,000
Stop quibbling
991
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,042
Eight-face, he's really my friend
992
00:52:04,042 --> 00:52:05,042
$0?
993
00:52:05,625 --> 00:52:07,208
You want to protect him?
994
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:10,417
I suddenly realise he is an undercover
995
00:52:10,417 --> 00:52:11,792
concentrate on dealing with him
996
00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:14,625
I'll count to three
997
00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,583
If you admit to being an undercover I'll shoot
998
00:52:16,583 --> 00:52:17,917
You'll shoot, even if I admit to it?
999
00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:18,958
My bad
1000
00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:20,958
If you don't admit to it, I'll shoot
1001
00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:22,958
One
1002
00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,167
Two
1003
00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:28,042
Three
1004
00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,625
Gotcha, right?
1005
00:52:36,167 --> 00:52:37,833
Just messing with you
1006
00:52:43,542 --> 00:52:46,250
Your acting was so incredible, it totally got me
1007
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,542
Then give me a role in your film
1008
00:52:48,542 --> 00:52:49,917
Definitely
1009
00:52:51,333 --> 00:52:53,417
Eight-face is a super film buff
1010
00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:54,917
He loves acting
1011
00:52:55,042 --> 00:52:58,917
Even though it's just a prop,
but look how real it is
1012
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:03,208
That is a real gun
1013
00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:04,333
This is the prop
1014
00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:05,458
Take him away
1015
00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,750
Get him a band aid
1016
00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:09,292
What did he say?
1017
00:53:09,292 --> 00:53:11,042
There's some reaction from the girl
1018
00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,750
This chick was born bald
1019
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:22,667
even she has grown hair
1020
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:25,542
Our hair regrowth drug is finally a success
1021
00:53:25,542 --> 00:53:26,958
Yeah!
1022
00:53:26,958 --> 00:53:29,417
My bald patch is saved
1023
00:53:29,667 --> 00:53:30,958
Saved!
1024
00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:58,292
Can't fight bad guys with messy hair
1025
00:54:07,917 --> 00:54:09,042
That's drunken fist
1026
00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:11,167
Tiezhu
1027
00:54:11,208 --> 00:54:11,875
Bao
1028
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:15,125
Us fans love watching you fight with drunken fist
1029
00:54:15,125 --> 00:54:16,375
If you re-make this
1030
00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:17,625
it'll be a massive hit
1031
00:54:19,333 --> 00:54:20,292
Re-make this
1032
00:54:20,667 --> 00:54:22,542
That was 20 years ago
1033
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:26,333
Let me show you something
1034
00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:27,292
What is it?
1035
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,125
- Not bad
- That's not it...
1036
00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:38,042
Not these
1037
00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:40,125
There's more
1038
00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,458
This is the one
1039
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:46,750
You see this?
1040
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,625
The doctor said if I injured these places again
1041
00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:52,417
I'll be paralysed
1042
00:54:53,083 --> 00:54:54,583
That's when I started using doubles
1043
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,667
I'm tired with all the fighting
1044
00:54:57,917 --> 00:55:00,167
I don't want to do action films anymore
1045
00:55:00,167 --> 00:55:01,333
What I want...
1046
00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:03,167
is for the audiences to see me...
1047
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:05,292
in a proper acting role
1048
00:55:07,292 --> 00:55:08,042
I get it
1049
00:55:08,208 --> 00:55:09,667
I've been making films for 30 years
1050
00:55:09,667 --> 00:55:11,375
broken numerous box office records
1051
00:55:11,375 --> 00:55:13,667
but have no best actor award to show for it
1052
00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:15,750
Bao
1053
00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:18,250
Does the award really mean so much to you?
1054
00:55:21,042 --> 00:55:22,292
I'm not young anymore
1055
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,000
I've earned enough money
1056
00:55:25,083 --> 00:55:26,792
I want to earn recognition
1057
00:55:26,792 --> 00:55:28,833
I see actors like Tony Leung...
1058
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:30,958
Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep,
1059
00:55:30,958 --> 00:55:33,000
they are called Mr. and Miss
1060
00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:34,958
Such elites
1061
00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:37,167
But me?
1062
00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:40,083
Every time when I'm being introduced...
1063
00:55:41,208 --> 00:55:42,333
Let's welcome...
1064
00:55:43,958 --> 00:55:44,792
Yuan“.
1065
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,125
Bao
1066
00:55:49,958 --> 00:55:51,125
Like a circus act
1067
00:55:52,542 --> 00:55:56,750
Well, I like Tony, Bob and Meryl
1068
00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:57,917
I admire them
1069
00:55:58,250 --> 00:55:59,958
but they haven't changed me
1070
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:01,375
You're different
1071
00:56:02,417 --> 00:56:03,833
You have made a difference
1072
00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:07,958
l.
1073
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,542
have asthma since I was born
1074
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,542
I was very weak
1075
00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:14,917
But it was your film that told me
1076
00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:19,417
"Use your confidence, be a strong man"
1077
00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:22,292
That's when I started training
1078
00:56:24,292 --> 00:56:27,292
I grew up in a run down part of town
1079
00:56:28,917 --> 00:56:30,458
it wasn't easy
1080
00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:32,542
being good
1081
00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:34,875
But I could look up to you
1082
00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:36,792
Bao
1083
00:56:40,292 --> 00:56:41,625
You're my hero
1084
00:56:47,417 --> 00:56:49,000
But I'm not an elite
1085
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:52,375
An ordinary hero is better
1086
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,500
If a hero needs to be an elite
1087
00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:58,708
that's just pretentious
1088
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:02,875
Pretentious?
1089
00:57:03,917 --> 00:57:04,833
Pretentious
1090
00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:10,875
Tiezhu
1091
00:57:11,292 --> 00:57:12,000
Yes?
1092
00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:14,625
If I tell you a secret
1093
00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:18,083
Can you promise not to tell another soul?
1094
00:57:18,208 --> 00:57:19,625
Alright, tell me
1095
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:43,792
Bao
1096
00:57:44,042 --> 00:57:45,333
I want to laugh
1097
00:57:48,042 --> 00:57:50,167
Why am I so good looking but bald
1098
00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:51,958
but someone like you has a full set of hair
1099
00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:52,875
ls that fair?
1100
00:57:53,542 --> 00:57:55,375
I'm... I'm good
1101
00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:10,125
"Use your confidence, be a strong man"
1102
00:58:11,042 --> 00:58:16,042
"And fight for your life"
1103
00:58:16,792 --> 00:58:25,417
"Fight with heart and blood to find your true calling"
1104
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:33,458
"Give everything to write your own heroic story"
1105
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:40,708
"When facing adversity, fight like a beast"
1106
00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:43,042
Yeah!
1107
00:58:49,792 --> 00:58:51,125
Bao
1108
00:58:51,417 --> 00:58:52,250
Did you bring...
1109
00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:53,292
a spare hairpiece?
1110
00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:54,542
Why do you ask?
1111
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:57,708
There's still a lot of people
inside and your hair...
1112
00:58:58,208 --> 00:58:59,333
Isn't that a problem?
1113
00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:00,250
Yep
1114
00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,292
Here
1115
00:59:20,333 --> 00:59:21,917
What's the emergency?
1116
00:59:21,917 --> 00:59:23,667
When are you paying me back your debt?
1117
00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:27,500
I'll pay all of it within 3 years
1118
00:59:27,875 --> 00:59:28,750
You don't believe me?
1119
00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:30,917
- I can bet you 5 million
- 5 million?
1120
00:59:31,625 --> 00:59:33,292
You're full of it
1121
00:59:33,542 --> 00:59:34,833
I told Bao
1122
00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:37,583
I'll lend him these Jinsha
extraterrestrial artifacts for props
1123
00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:38,625
Thank you for your support
1124
00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:39,625
Support?
1125
00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:40,958
Support your ass
1126
00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:43,208
I'm using them for drug trafficking
1127
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:45,667
If they are so valuable
1128
00:59:46,292 --> 00:59:48,667
we better not borrow them,
I don't want to lose them
1129
00:59:48,667 --> 00:59:50,542
Don't you shoot all over the world?
1130
00:59:50,542 --> 00:59:53,417
What's wrong with trafficking for me?
1131
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:57,125
You want me to be a drug mule?
1132
00:59:57,125 --> 00:59:57,792
I'm dead if Bao knows
1133
00:59:57,833 --> 00:59:59,250
If Bao knows...
1134
00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:00,750
then his luck is out
1135
01:00:01,375 --> 01:00:03,875
He does so many dangerous sequences
1136
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,500
having an accident is not unusual
1137
01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:10,208
With Bao as our trafficking front
1138
01:00:10,208 --> 01:00:12,292
Our products can have easy access...
1139
01:00:12,292 --> 01:00:14,917
around the world, we'll be filthy rich
1140
01:00:16,167 --> 01:00:19,750
But I have some heavy news I need to share
1141
01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:21,750
We have a mole among us
1142
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:28,417
What is this?
1143
01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:32,833
My doctor's been looking for this
1144
01:00:32,833 --> 01:00:34,625
Isn't this his car remote?
1145
01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:37,375
He left it inside my cast
1146
01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:39,375
Come here
1147
01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:55,000
- Let him sleep with the fishes
- Quickly
1148
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,958
Are you tired? Because I am, see you
1149
01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:05,167
From now on, we are partners
1150
01:01:05,333 --> 01:01:07,167
When you shoot abroad
1151
01:01:07,167 --> 01:01:09,500
you can be my distributor
1152
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,625
Forget about the money you owe me
1153
01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:14,708
I'll even split the profits with you
1154
01:01:29,917 --> 01:01:31,833
Do you have any news from Eight-face?
1155
01:01:31,833 --> 01:01:33,417
He's a businessman
1156
01:01:34,167 --> 01:01:35,208
who really love movies
1157
01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:37,542
He can act quite well
1158
01:01:37,833 --> 01:01:38,625
That's about it
1159
01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:40,917
We're sure he's doing something illegal
1160
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:45,833
As the FBI had placed an undercover by his side
1161
01:01:46,417 --> 01:01:47,750
Have you seen him?
1162
01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:50,458
No...
1163
01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:53,125
The last time FBI heard from him
1164
01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:56,417
he said some guy kept on outing him
in front of Eight-face
1165
01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:57,667
Saying he's an undercover
1166
01:01:57,667 --> 01:01:59,750
Did you see the bastard who did that?
1167
01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:01,125
No...
1168
01:02:01,208 --> 01:02:03,208
Why do you look so flustered?
1169
01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:05,083
Not flustered...
1170
01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:08,083
Are you scared of telling me who did this?
1171
01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:09,583
No...
1172
01:02:09,667 --> 01:02:11,375
Aren't you that newcomer doing the movie with Bao?
1173
01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:12,625
What's his face?
1174
01:02:12,917 --> 01:02:14,833
Something to do with metal
1175
01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:16,542
Chief
1176
01:02:16,792 --> 01:02:18,000
What are they doing?
1177
01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:20,667
You asked to meet here
1178
01:02:21,792 --> 01:02:23,917
It's not like everyday
I get to be an undercover in HK
1179
01:02:24,125 --> 01:02:26,625
Of course I want to pay a visit
to the infamous rooftop from "lnfernal Affairs"
1180
01:02:27,583 --> 01:02:29,292
But what has happened since?
1181
01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:34,042
Ever since the movie, this place is a hit
1182
01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:39,625
It is now a tourism hotspot
1183
01:02:39,667 --> 01:02:40,500
Why didn't you say so?
1184
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:41,917
- 200 dollars for Andy Lau's T-shirt
- You didn't ask
1185
01:02:41,917 --> 01:02:42,583
No, thanks
1186
01:02:42,667 --> 01:02:44,375
Can you guys move quicker?
1187
01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:46,375
Be careful, don't break a thing
1188
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,542
We're shooting soon
1189
01:02:48,542 --> 01:02:49,917
- Be careful...
- Alan
1190
01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:51,417
Morning, Tai
1191
01:02:51,625 --> 01:02:52,833
The artifacts are here
1192
01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:54,417
Come
1193
01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:58,083
We need to transport them
with the props going to the US
1194
01:02:58,083 --> 01:02:58,958
Alright?
1195
01:03:00,667 --> 01:03:02,792
Have you talked to Bao?
1196
01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:04,875
Do I need his permission?
1197
01:03:05,583 --> 01:03:06,708
It's the new rules
1198
01:03:06,708 --> 01:03:09,250
Everything needs his approval
1199
01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:12,250
Oh, and all the crew needs to wear a pass
1200
01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:13,542
Are you crazy?
1201
01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:23,250
Bao, you're working out early today?
1202
01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:26,708
Tiezhu said,
I'll carry clothes better with bigger muscles
1203
01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:29,875
And the new rules on set?
1204
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:33,292
Tiezhu said, the sets are a mess
1205
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:36,292
we need changes
1206
01:03:37,417 --> 01:03:39,125
Tiezhu also said...
1207
01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:40,667
he wants to help you
1208
01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:43,750
so let him handle all the work
1209
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:45,375
you've got right now
1210
01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:50,042
I also know what I'm going to shoot next
1211
01:03:50,042 --> 01:03:50,875
What is it?
1212
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,750
I'm an astronaut
1213
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:55,875
because of an accident...
1214
01:03:56,167 --> 01:03:58,625
I am trapped in a Mars space station for 100 years
1215
01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:00,958
Excellent! You'll fight aliens, right?
1216
01:04:00,958 --> 01:04:03,417
- No
- The ones with big explosions?
1217
01:04:03,417 --> 01:04:04,333
No
1218
01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:06,583
There must be visual effects and 3D, right?
1219
01:04:06,583 --> 01:04:09,875
No, I'll be alone on screen the whole time
1220
01:04:10,042 --> 01:04:12,792
It's about inner turmoil, it'll be called
1221
01:04:12,792 --> 01:04:14,792
A Man on Mars
1222
01:04:17,750 --> 01:04:20,042
This will be difficult to attract investors
1223
01:04:20,042 --> 01:04:21,125
It's fine
1224
01:04:22,208 --> 01:04:24,333
I'm going to use everything I have
1225
01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:27,542
plus your bonuses and retirement fund for it
1226
01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:38,333
I can guarantee
1227
01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:40,208
this will be a massive hit
1228
01:04:40,917 --> 01:04:42,250
Just wait for your share of the profits
1229
01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:43,708
While I get my best actor award
1230
01:05:34,125 --> 01:05:34,958
Bao
1231
01:05:36,250 --> 01:05:38,708
I'm 100% confident with your acting
1232
01:05:38,958 --> 01:05:41,750
But I think you should warm up in
"The Time Adventurer"
1233
01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:44,167
and let your character die during the ending
1234
01:05:44,167 --> 01:05:46,417
Death is the best way to show your acting skills
1235
01:05:46,917 --> 01:05:49,458
But Tiezhu's character is the one who dies
1236
01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:51,875
That's not very nice to him
1237
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,042
I know you've taken him under your wings
1238
01:05:54,042 --> 01:05:55,625
but you need to think more about yourself
1239
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,333
He's become more arrogant of late
1240
01:05:59,542 --> 01:06:00,667
Nah
1241
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,125
I'm not badmouthing him
1242
01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:04,542
but I've read the screenplay
1243
01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:07,667
he wrote a better character for himself than yours
1244
01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:12,875
Bao, I'm really not badmouthing him
1245
01:06:13,125 --> 01:06:14,542
but he's a traitor
1246
01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:18,042
He's been getting very close to Tungtung
1247
01:06:19,167 --> 01:06:20,417
Chatting up my actress!
1248
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,167
Dinner time!
1249
01:06:24,042 --> 01:06:25,375
- What're you having?
- Chicken and BBQ pork
1250
01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:26,208
Bao
1251
01:06:30,292 --> 01:06:31,250
Let me
1252
01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:33,542
Don't get aHQFY
1253
01:06:34,417 --> 01:06:35,458
I'm not
1254
01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:36,167
Come on
1255
01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:38,042
Let's have hotpot
1256
01:06:38,042 --> 01:06:39,708
I'm going to eat here!
1257
01:06:55,917 --> 01:06:57,333
I want one with chicken thigh
1258
01:06:57,667 --> 01:06:59,083
I'm sorry, Bao
1259
01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:01,875
The last one was taken by Tiezhu
1260
01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:05,250
That's a big thigh!
1261
01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:06,542
It's quite big
1262
01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:08,500
Come on, take a bite
1263
01:07:14,125 --> 01:07:16,292
If there's nothing else, I better get back to work
1264
01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:18,708
Tiezhu
1265
01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:20,083
- Come here
- Bao
1266
01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:21,417
Eat without me
1267
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:22,625
What is it?
1268
01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:26,125
That's the script for today's shoot
1269
01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:27,667
I've made amendments
1270
01:07:28,292 --> 01:07:30,417
Isn't it me who dies, how come it's you?
1271
01:07:31,375 --> 01:07:32,458
I want to die
1272
01:07:32,458 --> 01:07:35,208
No, you said Time Adventurer is non-destructible
1273
01:07:35,208 --> 01:07:37,833
How can anyone defeat him, it doesn't make sense
1274
01:07:37,917 --> 01:07:40,333
I'll decide if something make sense
1275
01:07:40,625 --> 01:07:43,583
If I say it does, then it does
1276
01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:46,292
OK
1277
01:07:46,292 --> 01:07:47,542
You're the big shot
1278
01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:49,167
Who's going to stop you if you want to die
1279
01:07:49,167 --> 01:07:50,458
I'm not finished
1280
01:07:53,167 --> 01:07:54,458
As your boss
1281
01:07:55,583 --> 01:07:58,667
I don't want you to date or become a gossip
1282
01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:07,875
How's that your business?
1283
01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:09,167
Of course it is, I'm your boss!
1284
01:08:09,167 --> 01:08:11,375
You're just jealous
that I've eaten your chicken thigh
1285
01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:12,708
I need to be jealous of you?
1286
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,708
I can't afford my own chicken thigh?
1287
01:08:15,708 --> 01:08:18,250
- What do you call this then?
- I can buy one for everyone on set
1288
01:08:18,292 --> 01:08:20,458
- You think money is everything?
- When I first met you
1289
01:08:20,458 --> 01:08:23,375
- Do people want to eat chicken thigh?
- You never used to eat chicken thigh
1290
01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:24,833
- Have you bothered to ask?
- You only ever ate goose
1291
01:08:24,833 --> 01:08:25,583
and salted eggs
1292
01:08:25,583 --> 01:08:28,042
- No one want to eat chicken thigh
- And low sugar drinks
1293
01:08:28,042 --> 01:08:30,292
but your order always
1294
01:08:30,292 --> 01:08:31,958
- Do you remember...
- mess up everyone else's
1295
01:08:31,958 --> 01:08:34,917
- you promised me to lose weight?
- I just drank it without saying a word
1296
01:08:34,958 --> 01:08:36,083
Do you want to steal what's mine?
1297
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,542
A box of chicken rice...
1298
01:08:37,542 --> 01:08:40,583
- need a 80km run to burn off
- Do you even respect me anymore?
1299
01:08:40,625 --> 01:08:42,333
- Can't you be more disciplined?
- If I'm eating shit,
1300
01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:44,958
do you want to steal that too?
1301
01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:45,792
That's alright
1302
01:08:45,833 --> 01:08:48,667
Because I have always thought "A Man on Mars"
1303
01:08:48,667 --> 01:08:49,583
is shit anyway
1304
01:08:51,042 --> 01:08:52,167
Say it again
1305
01:08:52,375 --> 01:08:53,375
You heard me
1306
01:08:53,625 --> 01:08:56,542
"A Man on Mars" is shit!
1307
01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:03,667
Then why...
1308
01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:05,125
you said I'm your hero?
1309
01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:07,000
I want fame, my hero
1310
01:09:07,167 --> 01:09:09,500
What else am I supposed to say?
1311
01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:12,458
Wake up, who wants to be an action star!
1312
01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:15,000
If you don't fight, who'll want to see you!
1313
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:17,500
Leave!
1314
01:09:19,167 --> 01:09:21,625
I don't want to see you again!
1315
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:28,792
Tungtung, let's go, no...
1316
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:34,208
no reason for staying in this production
1317
01:09:37,708 --> 01:09:40,500
but I have no reason to stay with you
1318
01:09:40,917 --> 01:09:43,042
Being in this production...
1319
01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:44,583
I've found the person I fancy
1320
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,958
You guys...
1321
01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,500
Someone who works hard
1322
01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:51,750
a mature male lead
1323
01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:53,917
is who I want to be with
1324
01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:55,583
That's good taste
1325
01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:56,792
Did you hear her?
1326
01:09:57,292 --> 01:09:59,667
We don't welcome you here
1327
01:09:59,750 --> 01:10:01,000
Please leave
1328
01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:17,542
Bao
1329
01:10:17,792 --> 01:10:18,792
it'll be alright
1330
01:10:19,042 --> 01:10:21,417
I'll take care of everything
1331
01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:22,833
You're the best
1332
01:10:27,292 --> 01:10:28,750
Come on... Get to work...
1333
01:10:28,875 --> 01:10:29,792
- Eight-face, this way
- OK
1334
01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:31,792
Thank you for agreeing to play the villain
1335
01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:32,583
It's nothing
1336
01:10:32,583 --> 01:10:35,583
We'll be filming a romantic scene
between Bao and the female lead
1337
01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:36,917
You come in tall and proud,
1338
01:10:36,917 --> 01:10:38,792
say your line then shoot
1339
01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:40,875
- Bao dies, the actress cry
- Kill him!
1340
01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:43,000
You laugh towards the heaven
1341
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,708
- Laugh towards heaven?
- Yes, here's the gun
1342
01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:46,833
There're blanks inside
1343
01:10:46,917 --> 01:10:48,875
- I've got to talk to Bao, look around
- OK
1344
01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:50,583
Eight-face
1345
01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:53,833
- What are you doing with the gun?
- Shoot people
1346
01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:56,542
Shoot people? Here...
1347
01:10:56,917 --> 01:10:57,917
Look at this
1348
01:10:58,042 --> 01:10:59,292
- Let me see
- It's brand new...
1349
01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:00,667
Tailor-made for you
1350
01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:02,542
This double-barreled gun is perfect for you
1351
01:11:02,542 --> 01:11:03,333
I love it!
1352
01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:04,833
Don't mess around...
1353
01:11:05,042 --> 01:11:07,625
The Time Adventurer, Scene 60, Shot 5, Take 1
1354
01:11:07,708 --> 01:11:08,375
Action
1355
01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:12,000
It's taken me a lot of time travel to save you
1356
01:11:12,208 --> 01:11:14,042
We'll never be apart again
1357
01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:16,792
Hahahahahau.
1358
01:11:16,792 --> 01:11:18,708
Happy ending between love birds
1359
01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:21,042
is what I hate most
1360
01:11:21,042 --> 01:11:23,542
Time Adventurer, you can go to hell
1361
01:11:33,083 --> 01:11:35,833
But I won't let you go so easily
1362
01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:39,250
Why is he improvising?
1363
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:42,458
What do I have to do to die?
1364
01:11:42,458 --> 01:11:44,167
I'll let you die now
1365
01:11:49,917 --> 01:11:51,792
Hahahahahau.
1366
01:11:52,167 --> 01:11:53,625
Are you scared?
1367
01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:55,500
Brother
1368
01:11:56,042 --> 01:11:57,083
When will you...
1369
01:11:57,292 --> 01:11:58,417
let me...
1370
01:12:06,458 --> 01:12:07,792
Isn't it just one shot?
1371
01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:17,250
Isn't that over the top?
1372
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:18,250
Looks real to me
1373
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,625
Cut, good take!
1374
01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:50,500
It's killing me
1375
01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:53,625
Bao
1376
01:12:54,042 --> 01:12:54,833
Bao
1377
01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:56,583
Bao
1378
01:12:57,458 --> 01:12:58,333
Bao
1379
01:13:04,875 --> 01:13:06,000
Bao's dead
1380
01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:07,542
Bao's really dead
1381
01:13:08,333 --> 01:13:11,125
Bao's dead, he's really dead
1382
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:13,083
Call an ambulance, hurry!
1383
01:13:13,083 --> 01:13:14,750
Dead?
1384
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:15,667
BEN.!
1385
01:13:15,667 --> 01:13:20,083
- Bao...
- Bao
1386
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:20,875
BEN.!
1387
01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:22,792
Keep rolling, keep shooting
1388
01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:27,250
Bao...
1389
01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:28,083
Eight-face
1390
01:13:28,792 --> 01:13:30,042
Why are you so vicious?
1391
01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:31,833
You've killed Bao
1392
01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:33,167
That's impossible
1393
01:13:33,958 --> 01:13:36,708
This is just a prop gun
1394
01:13:38,167 --> 01:13:39,875
Just because he wouldn't be your drug mule
1395
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,833
You killed him during the shoot
1396
01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:45,708
I'm just a drug trafficker, not a killer
1397
01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:48,208
Don't accuse me
1398
01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:50,125
I know martial arts
1399
01:13:59,792 --> 01:14:00,625
Bao
1400
01:14:00,833 --> 01:14:02,833
Bao, come back, Bad.!
1401
01:14:03,417 --> 01:14:04,292
Call the police!
1402
01:14:04,292 --> 01:14:06,917
It's alright, we are here
1403
01:14:06,917 --> 01:14:07,750
That way...
1404
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:09,458
Chief, we've found the drugs
1405
01:14:10,167 --> 01:14:13,375
Eight-face, we've finally gotten
all the evidence to lock you up
1406
01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:15,417
- Take him away
- Yes, sir
1407
01:14:17,542 --> 01:14:18,375
Bao
1408
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:21,042
The God has shown mercy, your killer is caught
1409
01:14:21,917 --> 01:14:23,208
Rest in peace
1410
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,125
Peace in your ass
1411
01:14:30,792 --> 01:14:32,375
Bao, you're not dead?
1412
01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:35,083
That's great...
1413
01:14:38,375 --> 01:14:42,458
We're like brothers,
I couldn't believe you would want me dead
1414
01:14:42,458 --> 01:14:43,625
Want you dead?
1415
01:14:44,292 --> 01:14:45,875
Bao, you're overthinking things
1416
01:14:45,875 --> 01:14:46,917
I have proof
1417
01:14:52,792 --> 01:14:53,875
I saw the gun...
1418
01:14:54,042 --> 01:14:56,042
I saw the gun you gave Eight-face...
1419
01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:57,333
was swapped in with real bullets
1420
01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:13,833
So when Eight-face was remembering his lines
1421
01:15:13,833 --> 01:15:16,125
I swapped out the real bullets for blanks
1422
01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,750
Don't believe a word he says, he's a traitor
1423
01:15:18,750 --> 01:15:19,583
Him?
1424
01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:21,625
He's not only a traitor
1425
01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:25,000
Why am I so good looking but bald
1426
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,208
but someone like you has a full set of hair,
is that fair?
1427
01:15:27,208 --> 01:15:28,042
Bao
1428
01:15:28,792 --> 01:15:31,458
Why did you tell me your big secret?
1429
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:33,042
We are brothers
1430
01:15:33,792 --> 01:15:35,333
Then I'll tell you a secret too
1431
01:15:35,708 --> 01:15:36,333
What?
1432
01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:37,542
I'm an undercover
1433
01:15:41,125 --> 01:15:42,167
Stop laughing
1434
01:15:43,542 --> 01:15:45,958
Didn't you say, you won't laugh at me again?
1435
01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:49,667
L'll try
1436
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:53,583
To be honest
1437
01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:56,833
I didn't believe you will kill me
1438
01:15:56,833 --> 01:15:57,958
but a few days ago
1439
01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:02,708
you said we should change the screenplay
1440
01:16:04,083 --> 01:16:05,792
For the last few years,
1441
01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:06,667
you talk back whenever I have any requests
1442
01:16:06,667 --> 01:16:08,792
Why would you have read the screenplay?
1443
01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:11,417
It was then I knew
1444
01:16:11,417 --> 01:16:13,125
you were making a move
1445
01:16:14,667 --> 01:16:17,583
So we decided to set you up with a plan of our own
1446
01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:19,667
To let you think, your plan is working
1447
01:16:19,667 --> 01:16:21,333
letting your guards down
1448
01:16:30,417 --> 01:16:34,083
You were tricked by my great acting, right?
1449
01:16:35,667 --> 01:16:36,583
About that
1450
01:16:36,875 --> 01:16:38,000
Your acting...
1451
01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:40,042
in the Chicken Thigh "Cold War"
1452
01:16:40,458 --> 01:16:42,750
was slightly over the top
1453
01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:44,250
What give you the right to complain?
1454
01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:46,292
You were hell bent on playing Tony Leung
1455
01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:48,792
You were just shouting the lines
1456
01:16:48,792 --> 01:16:51,833
Shouting doesn't make you a good actor
1457
01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:53,958
You were just speaking lines like a computer
1458
01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:55,667
You didn't give me anything to play against
1459
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:58,417
I think Tungtung acted the best
1460
01:16:59,417 --> 01:17:01,083
Now, I'm really a hostage
1461
01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,500
- Move!
- Let go of her
1462
01:17:02,625 --> 01:17:03,625
Tai, give yourself up
1463
01:17:03,625 --> 01:17:05,792
Relax, I've covered all the exits,
1464
01:17:05,792 --> 01:17:07,000
he can't escape
1465
01:17:07,417 --> 01:17:08,583
Thanks God
1466
01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:16,708
I thought you covered all exits?
1467
01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:18,125
It's locked! Didn't you cover this door?
1468
01:17:18,125 --> 01:17:18,958
No
1469
01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:20,458
I thought it was a prop door
1470
01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:21,458
You...
1471
01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:22,750
- Let's split
- OK
1472
01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:27,750
This is so unexpected
1473
01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,583
how will this story ends?
1474
01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:31,042
Let's go
1475
01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:33,042
Why are you taking me hostage?
1476
01:17:33,458 --> 01:17:34,500
Shut up, bitch!
1477
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:47,792
- 'Uezhu
- Ta“.!
1478
01:17:48,542 --> 01:17:50,333
Calm down, be careful with the knife
1479
01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:51,917
Tiezhu
1480
01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:56,875
Tiezhu...this way
1481
01:18:04,583 --> 01:18:06,375
Save hostage first, take the stairs
1482
01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:08,583
Let's shoot, take position
1483
01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:21,292
- Bao
- Don't come any closer!
1484
01:18:22,042 --> 01:18:22,917
Tai
1485
01:18:23,208 --> 01:18:25,625
You've cornered yourself by coming up here
1486
01:18:25,875 --> 01:18:27,833
it shows that you're not a professional villain
1487
01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:29,292
It was just a rash decision
1488
01:18:29,292 --> 01:18:31,750
I'm sure the judge will understand
and give you a light sentence
1489
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:32,708
Stop right there!
1490
01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:40,792
With my hand written petition letter
1491
01:18:41,042 --> 01:18:42,292
plus autographed photo
1492
01:18:43,167 --> 01:18:45,000
it might just be a probation
1493
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,958
And if I make an appearance in court everyday
1494
01:18:46,958 --> 01:18:49,083
you might even be release without any charges
1495
01:18:49,083 --> 01:18:50,292
You're so annoying!
1496
01:18:53,458 --> 01:18:54,458
Are you alright?
1497
01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:00,750
Watch out!
1498
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:06,250
Tiezhu, are you alright?
1499
01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:07,875
I'm alright, I'll protect you
1500
01:19:28,042 --> 01:19:29,667
It's alright, I'll protect you
1501
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:03,625
Tiezhu, you're having an asthma attack?
1502
01:20:07,875 --> 01:20:09,708
You want to be a hero?
1503
01:20:09,708 --> 01:20:10,542
Fine
1504
01:20:10,542 --> 01:20:11,958
I'll give you a chance
1505
01:20:13,417 --> 01:20:14,167
Alright
1506
01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:17,583
"The Time Adventurer"
needs a fight for ending anyway
1507
01:20:17,583 --> 01:20:18,542
It's for real
1508
01:20:19,667 --> 01:20:20,750
I'm in luck...
1509
01:20:28,917 --> 01:20:29,750
Snake Style with Cat Claw
1510
01:20:43,042 --> 01:20:44,375
Will mouth to mouth help?
1511
01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,042
I'm sure it will
1512
01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:20,500
How am I?
1513
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,542
Do I look better?
1514
01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:24,250
A little
1515
01:21:28,917 --> 01:21:31,292
Tai was the action choreographer
for "Snake Style and Cat Claw"
1516
01:21:31,292 --> 01:21:32,625
He knows all the moves
1517
01:22:14,750 --> 01:22:16,292
Come on, hiss for me
1518
01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:26,583
Which floor are they at?
1519
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,708
70, the top floor
1520
01:22:29,708 --> 01:22:31,125
Where are we?
1521
01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:32,083
35
1522
01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:34,500
We've got loads more to go
1523
01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:36,917
Chief, I've been wanting to ask
1524
01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:38,958
Why didn't we wait for the elevator?
1525
01:22:39,917 --> 01:22:41,917
Why don't you ask me when we reach the top?
1526
01:22:41,917 --> 01:22:43,583
Let's take the elevator
1527
01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:47,375
It's 35 floors either way
1528
01:22:48,167 --> 01:22:49,500
What do you guys think?
1529
01:22:49,667 --> 01:22:51,375
Let me light up first
1530
01:22:55,833 --> 01:22:56,500
Bao
1531
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:57,458
Do you surrender?
1532
01:23:00,583 --> 01:23:03,375
Yes...
1533
01:23:03,375 --> 01:23:06,000
It's hurting me... let go...
1534
01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:09,708
Say it to the camera
1535
01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:10,917
I won't
1536
01:23:11,333 --> 01:23:12,625
What's the difference?
1537
01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:14,875
Maybe I'm not in real life
1538
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:17,667
but on screen
1539
01:23:23,958 --> 01:23:25,250
I am a hero
1540
01:23:26,375 --> 01:23:28,833
Heroes will never surrender to villains
1541
01:23:28,833 --> 01:23:29,833
Really?
1542
01:23:31,875 --> 01:23:32,708
Bao
1543
01:23:35,542 --> 01:23:36,542
Surrender
1544
01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:46,958
You've betted a lot?
1545
01:23:48,292 --> 01:23:50,167
Last leg of a multiple bet
1546
01:23:50,208 --> 01:23:51,542
If 11 Wins
1547
01:23:51,542 --> 01:23:52,792
I'll have 100 million
1548
01:23:55,792 --> 01:23:56,708
Drunken Fist
1549
01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:03,667
Hold on
1550
01:24:15,458 --> 01:24:17,542
Breath, deep breath
1551
01:24:58,875 --> 01:25:00,333
319p...
1552
01:25:05,917 --> 01:25:07,208
Tiezhu, stay awake
1553
01:25:11,375 --> 01:25:13,417
Hold on
1554
01:25:14,542 --> 01:25:16,292
Number 5 is catching up,
1555
01:25:16,292 --> 01:25:18,583
it passes number 1
1556
01:25:18,792 --> 01:25:20,750
- It's pressing number 11 all the way
- Come on
1557
01:25:20,750 --> 01:25:22,500
Can number 11 hold on till the end?
1558
01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:23,750
Number 5 is
1559
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,417
fighting number 11 till the end
1560
01:25:25,542 --> 01:25:27,833
Number 11 is holding off number 5,
1561
01:25:27,833 --> 01:25:29,917
side by side
1562
01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:32,750
Come on
1563
01:25:36,083 --> 01:25:39,292
720 Spinning Drunken Fist
1564
01:25:43,417 --> 01:25:46,167
11...5...
1565
01:25:46,167 --> 01:25:48,292
Number 11 crosses the line! First place, number 11!
1566
01:25:48,292 --> 01:25:50,167
Number 11 wins the race!
1567
01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:53,708
This is the win I've been waiting for my whole life
1568
01:26:00,167 --> 01:26:01,208
Number 10?
1569
01:26:02,625 --> 01:26:04,250
Betted the wrong horse
1570
01:26:24,208 --> 01:26:26,667
The Time Adventurer defeated another villain
1571
01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:29,333
it shows evil will never win
1572
01:26:29,333 --> 01:26:30,792
Beating the villain again
1573
01:26:31,292 --> 01:26:32,667
Talking about righteousness
1574
01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:34,958
Such a cliché, so predictable
1575
01:26:34,958 --> 01:26:36,833
I want an orgasmic ending
1576
01:26:36,833 --> 01:26:39,125
Tai, you could have been a good person
1577
01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:41,500
but you chose to be a villain
1578
01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:42,333
BEN.!
1579
01:26:43,125 --> 01:26:44,417
Stop acting
1580
01:26:44,417 --> 01:26:46,083
Tiezhu is dying
1581
01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:58,208
No...
1582
01:27:01,292 --> 01:27:02,667
- Bao
- I can't
1583
01:27:03,167 --> 01:27:05,083
Bao, the inhaler, hurry!
1584
01:27:06,375 --> 01:27:07,208
OK
1585
01:27:07,208 --> 01:27:08,833
loan...
1586
01:27:32,833 --> 01:27:33,667
Bao
1587
01:27:33,667 --> 01:27:35,625
I think Tiezhu is dead
1588
01:27:48,667 --> 01:27:49,708
The orgasm is coming
1589
01:27:49,708 --> 01:27:50,833
I'm in luck if he drops
1590
01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:05,583
Drop...
1591
01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:19,375
Drop...
1592
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,708
Drop...
1593
01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:42,625
Yes
1594
01:28:42,875 --> 01:28:43,875
Catch
1595
01:28:46,042 --> 01:28:47,583
Tiezhu
1596
01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:51,042
Breath, breath it in
1597
01:28:57,167 --> 01:28:58,083
Breath it in
1598
01:29:02,417 --> 01:29:04,083
Are you feeling better?
1599
01:29:05,167 --> 01:29:06,042
This is great
1600
01:29:07,417 --> 01:29:09,417
Bao, Tiezhu is alive!
1601
01:29:09,542 --> 01:29:10,708
Yeah!
1602
01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:16,458
Bao
1603
01:29:16,458 --> 01:29:17,167
Be careful
1604
01:29:17,167 --> 01:29:19,000
Give me your hand
1605
01:29:19,708 --> 01:29:20,875
Reach for us
1606
01:29:21,167 --> 01:29:22,167
A little more
1607
01:29:26,208 --> 01:29:29,208
Drop...
1608
01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,500
- It's alright, give me your hand
- Bao, come on
1609
01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:33,250
I can't
1610
01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:35,958
Drop...
1611
01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:38,125
Give me your hand!
1612
01:29:48,792 --> 01:29:51,083
- Come on...
- Give me your hand
1613
01:30:02,625 --> 01:30:04,500
Your hand... reach out!
1614
01:31:09,542 --> 01:31:10,750
So romantic
1615
01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,292
I'm coming!
1616
01:31:47,542 --> 01:31:49,958
What happened to him? Do you think he's OK?
1617
01:31:49,958 --> 01:31:52,792
- What's wrong with him?
- Oh my God, is he alright?
1618
01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:23,750
I'm alright!
1619
01:32:25,875 --> 01:32:29,292
So many hot chicks!
1620
01:32:32,250 --> 01:32:35,375
Today I'm going to
tell you the story of a blockbuster movie
1621
01:32:35,375 --> 01:32:36,500
"The Time Adventurer"
1622
01:32:36,625 --> 01:32:39,375
The story is about
the Time Adventurer played by Bao
1623
01:32:39,375 --> 01:32:42,583
Travel back 365 years,
in search of a earth destroying virus
1624
01:32:42,583 --> 01:32:43,958
to save the world
1625
01:32:43,958 --> 01:32:45,542
Telling you the story is meaningless anyway
1626
01:32:45,542 --> 01:32:46,917
Because like all Bee's movie
1627
01:32:46,917 --> 01:32:48,625
it's about a guy who's born to be a do-gooder
1628
01:32:48,625 --> 01:32:50,208
for the sake of righteousness or world peace
1629
01:32:50,208 --> 01:32:52,458
gets into fights with bad guy A, B, C, D, E, F, G
1630
01:32:52,458 --> 01:32:54,458
who starts off as an underdog and come out on top
1631
01:32:54,458 --> 01:32:57,750
to maintain a peaceful status quo if he wins
1632
01:32:57,750 --> 01:33:00,750
So I'm not going to ask
about this party ball of a virus
1633
01:33:00,750 --> 01:33:03,500
and accept that it can destroy the world
1634
01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:05,042
But look how beautiful the lead actress look
1635
01:33:05,042 --> 01:33:06,250
and there are no make out scenes?
1636
01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:07,417
That's unacceptable
1637
01:33:07,417 --> 01:33:08,958
Look at that big hole round the back
1638
01:33:08,958 --> 01:33:11,500
Hole but no hoe,
that's just a blatant deception
1639
01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:14,792
As Bao tries to proof
his acting skills to the audience
1640
01:33:14,792 --> 01:33:17,625
he added a meant to be touching scene
1641
01:33:17,625 --> 01:33:20,250
But the blood and tears were obviously added by CG
1642
01:33:20,250 --> 01:33:22,125
It's so fake
1643
01:33:22,125 --> 01:33:23,708
He even tried to imitate Johnnie To's films
1644
01:33:23,708 --> 01:33:25,542
talking about the dark side of human
1645
01:33:25,542 --> 01:33:27,833
Adding a brunch of conscience,
you must be kidding me?
1646
01:33:27,833 --> 01:33:29,083
And the villain
1647
01:33:29,083 --> 01:33:30,458
dresses like an idiot
1648
01:33:30,458 --> 01:33:31,625
and looks like an idiot
1649
01:33:31,625 --> 01:33:34,542
the truth is, he's really an idiot
1650
01:33:34,542 --> 01:33:36,167
In the end, Bao has to fight
1651
01:33:36,167 --> 01:33:38,333
the true villain who looks like Bruce Lee
1652
01:33:38,333 --> 01:33:40,417
A fight so hard, his hair come off
1653
01:33:40,417 --> 01:33:41,625
Saving the earth
1654
01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:44,917
It's amazing that this story does have an ending
1655
01:33:44,917 --> 01:33:46,250
But what's more amazing,
1656
01:33:46,250 --> 01:33:48,083
is this movie has been winning awards after awards
1657
01:33:48,167 --> 01:33:50,333
"The Time Adventurer" has won
the Best Picture, Best Director
1658
01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:52,125
Best Screenplay, Best Actress, Best Newcomer
1659
01:33:52,125 --> 01:33:53,500
Best Supporting Actor, Best Action Choreography
1660
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:54,875
and the Best Actor Award
1661
01:33:54,875 --> 01:33:55,958
is in the hand of Bao
1662
01:33:55,958 --> 01:33:58,500
presenting it to the villain
with only 5 minutes of screen time
1663
01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:00,583
Look how disappointing Bao is
1664
01:34:00,583 --> 01:34:02,292
Best Actor is not just an award,
1665
01:34:02,292 --> 01:34:03,458
it's larger than life
1666
01:34:03,542 --> 01:34:06,333
Sometimes, you can do nothing
when life throws you a curve ball
1667
01:34:06,333 --> 01:34:08,667
Bao, looks like it'll be another lifetime
till you win this award
1668
01:34:08,667 --> 01:34:12,125
I've also heard the reason
why Bao told Tiezhu his bald secret
1669
01:34:12,125 --> 01:34:13,375
I have it on film
1670
01:34:13,375 --> 01:34:14,958
Every time
1671
01:34:16,625 --> 01:34:17,625
it's always...
1672
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:19,042
Let's welcome
1673
01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:21,708
Yuan Bao!
1674
01:34:28,542 --> 01:34:29,917
Too soon
1675
01:34:30,042 --> 01:34:31,417
OK, cut!
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