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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:54,740 (man) Once upon a time, in an English castle far, far away, 2 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:57,576 there lived a pampered personage 3 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,537 by the name of Prince. 4 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:06,084 - All right, everyone, he's awake. - Hurry. 5 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:10,255 Quickly. Get the Carlyle log. 6 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:22,392 Prince knew no other life than a life of luxury. 7 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:26,396 Did I mention that Prince was a cat? 8 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:32,736 - Good morning, Prince. - (yawns) 9 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:38,241 - Your tea. - Mm-hm-hm. Brekkie. 10 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,911 I have your favourite dish. 11 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,454 Carlyle log. 12 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,749 Ah! Lovely. 13 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,837 (moans with pleasure) 14 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,594 Super. 15 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,936 It's good to be the king. 16 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:11,817 On the other side of the world, there lived an equally pampered cat 17 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:14,111 who thought he was the king, 18 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,322 but who ruled over a somewhat smaller domain. 19 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,658 Meow. 20 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,287 I'm the king of the cul-de-sac. 21 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,416 That's what I'm talking about. 22 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,877 Jon and I have everything I could ever want. 23 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:34,214 Food in the fridge. Cable and satellite. 24 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,508 And don't forget lasagne. 25 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,970 That's right. It's good to be king. 26 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,269 I want you to know you're the most important thing in my life. 27 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,020 Let me sleep, please. 28 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:52,399 Before I met you, my life had no meaning. 29 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,025 I was incomplete. 30 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,820 You still are, really. 31 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:02,200 I guess what I'm trying to say is... will you marry me? 32 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,369 Huh? Marriage. 33 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:08,957 Well, this is kind of sudden. There may be some legal issues here. 34 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,126 Look, I like you, but not as a spouse. 35 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:14,421 Maybe as a servant we could stay together, make it work. 36 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:17,257 So what do you say, Liz? 37 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,302 Wait a second. Liz? Liz?! 38 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,970 Garfield! 39 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:25,724 Liz is a girl. No, worse - she's a girl vet. 40 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,059 - (Ping) - Turkey's ready. 41 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:31,146 Well, I think Jon has touched bottom now. 42 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:38,028 We gotta put an end to this torture. 43 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,782 - Time for a new DJ. - ("Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent) 44 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:46,286 Cat scratch fever! 45 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,789 Oh, cat scratch fever! 46 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,415 Yaargh! 47 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,876 Somebody take my temperature. 48 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,045 Garfield! 49 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,798 Whoaa! Oof! 50 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:01,885 - Man, you have changed. - I can't have you messing this up for me. 51 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:06,640 I get it. It's her. She doesn't like our music. 52 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,600 Whatever happened to Jon, 53 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,019 - my metalhead guy, my dude? - (doorbell) 54 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,730 You were so much cooler when you wore a mullet. 55 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,566 - Now stay here. - Far cooler. 56 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,069 I suppose she likes this haircut? 57 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:23,323 - Coming! - Tell me she likes it the way it is now. 58 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:30,372 - Hey, Liz. - Jon, I have incredible news. 59 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:34,584 Guess who's speaking at the fundraiser for the Royal Animal Conservancy. 60 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,045 - Siegfried and Roy? - Come on. 61 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,673 - Just Siegfried? - Jane Goodall dropped out 62 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,509 cos she's nursing a sick chimp, and they asked me. 63 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:47,013 It's gonna be at this really cool castle on a huge estate. 64 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:52,519 I am flying to London tomorrow morning. Can you believe this? I have to pack. 65 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:55,730 Are these rose petals and candles? 66 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,859 Yeah, well, I have... I've some... 67 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:01,695 some important news of my own. 68 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,116 (Garfield) Hey, me too. 69 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:11,997 Ahem. Excuse me. Do you believe in love at first sight? 70 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:18,003 I was hoping you'd say yes. You have made me so very cat happy. 71 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:24,384 - Come on. What's the news? - The news is, I... 72 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,970 I finally house-trained Odie. 73 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,471 - Really? - Yeah. 74 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,808 That would explain the rose petals. 75 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:41,651 I have to pack. I'm so sorry about dinner, but I will send your regards to the Queen. 76 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:45,447 - Congratulations on Odie. - Yeah. And you too. 77 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,033 They're lucky to have you. 78 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,659 Bye. 79 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:57,834 - I thought she'd never leave. - Garfield. You ate the whole turkey? 80 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:01,671 - Well, yeah. - What are you doing with this? 81 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,716 Never mind. 82 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:07,802 - It's too late. She's already off to... - (burps) 83 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,096 Good stuffing. 84 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,266 Come on. Cheer up. I saved you the wishbone. 85 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:17,103 - There's nothing I can do. - Return the ring. Get your money back. 86 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:21,358 - Wait a minute. I'll go to London. - Oh, you poor sap. 87 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,611 - She'll love it. She'll be surprised. - Tell me you won't. 88 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,113 - She'll say yes. - Please don't. 89 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,324 - I gotta go pack. - You moron. 90 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:34,287 This is a huge mistake, Jon. One of your biggest. 91 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:40,627 Don't roam. Stay home. Odie and I are not just coming along for the ride, pal. 92 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,381 This is actually an intervention. 93 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,219 OK, guys. Here we are. 94 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:54,057 Oh. Quick flight. We must have been in the jet stream. 95 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:59,229 England is no great shakes. The buildings here look like the kennel back home. 96 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:03,692 That is the kennel back home. They'll never take me alive. 97 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,821 - They're gonna be fine, Jon. - Yeah. 98 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:11,324 Garfield's never stayed in a kennel before. 99 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,743 I'm afraid he might have some separation anxiety. 100 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,998 No. He's probably fast asleep in his cage by now. 101 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,501 You hear me, Warden? I have the right to remain silent! 102 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:25,505 Anything I say can and will be held against me in a court of law! 103 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:28,008 And I have the right to an attorney too, pal! 104 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:33,596 And if I can't afford one, one must be provided for me by the court! 105 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:37,183 Never mind! I just broke out. 106 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,561 He likes a belly rub twice a clay. 107 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:43,773 If you could give him lasagne between each meal, that would be great. 108 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,609 Almost forgot Pookie. He can't be without Pookie. 109 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,167 Great. Just when things were looking up. 110 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,711 Why don't you stay and get your fleas removed? 111 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,797 Maybe get a brain transplant. 112 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,800 Go away. Beat it. Hide beneath the wheels. 113 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,887 You're ripping my fur. Get off. 114 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:18,183 - Get in here. Get in! - You have my cellphone and hotel number? 115 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,602 - Bye, now. - OK. 116 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,814 (Garfield) Airport, and step on it. 117 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:30,653 Jon won't mind if I repack him. We're gonna need some room in this bag. 118 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,799 (sings) 119 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:07,774 Agh! Argh! You savage beast. How dare you. Get out of here. 120 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,609 Smithee! 121 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:13,279 There's something in the pool, Smithee! 122 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,410 There's a duck in my pool, Smithee. A duck. 123 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,204 A duck, sir? 124 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:25,083 Filthy wild animal soaking itself in my pool. 125 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:30,630 - What do you intend doing about this? - I shall speak to the duck, sir. 126 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:35,301 By the way, the solicitors are here to read Lady Eleanor's will. 127 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,303 Excellent. 128 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:41,224 In a few moments, I'll be the master of this entire estate. 129 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:45,562 And from this day on, things will be done my way. 130 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:05,039 This is the last will and testament of Lady Eleanor Carlyle of Carlyle Castle. 131 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,834 "I declare this to be my last will and testament 132 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,587 which I make this first day of September..." 133 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,673 Keep still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will. 134 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,967 I've got a bad feeling about this. 135 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,846 If Lord Dargis gets the estate, we're done for. 136 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:20,930 Quiet. 137 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:25,185 "To my devoted Smithee: I make thee caretaker of my estate." 138 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:28,313 "Care for my beloved animal friends as you have in the past 139 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:32,942 and you'll always have a home at Carlyle Castle." 140 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,986 Thank you, madam. 141 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:38,448 She's dead, Smithee. You can stop sucking up. 142 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,535 "The rest of my worldly possessions, my castle and grounds, 143 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:45,538 I leave to the love of my life, 144 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,957 somebody who was like a son to me..." 145 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:53,213 - Thank you, Aunt Eleanor. Oh, thank you. - Please let me finish, Mr Dargis. 146 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,715 I'm sorry. I got a little ahead of myself. 147 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,468 "...like a son to me, I leave all my possessions 148 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,221 to my beloved kitty, Prince the 12th." 149 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:05,225 - Incredible. Entirely without precedent. - This is what it says. 150 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,393 But I'm her nephew, her only heir. 151 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,729 She can't have left it all to her cat. 152 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:14,901 - I, Prince, the new lord of the castle? - Hurrah! 153 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,863 Good show, Lady Eleanor! Bless her heart. 154 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:23,368 - Can it be? We are delivered. - Thank you, Winston. 155 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:27,205 The will clearly states that you may stay on at Carlyle Castle 156 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:31,334 and receive your usual stipend of 50 pounds a week. 157 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,961 50 pounds?! 158 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:37,590 Upon Prince's passing, after what we assume will be a long and happy life, 159 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,760 you will receive the castle, the land and your title. 160 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:44,430 But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 years. 161 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,641 Let us hope so. 162 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:55,358 The castle was built over 600 years ago by Lord Franklin Carlyle. 163 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,444 Now, the initial structure is late medieval in style... 164 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,114 On this wing, we'll put the pool and spa. 165 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,616 Yes, and where would the squash courts be? 166 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,202 - There he is! - That's unbelievable. 167 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:11,040 Hello. Snap your photos. Unfortunately, I can but spare a few moments... 168 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:15,628 Buddy, do you mind stepping aside? I can't get a good shot of the cat. 169 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,632 Greetings, all. Hello. So glad. 170 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,468 May I remind you this is private property. 171 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,596 Relax, bro. It's not like you own the place. 172 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,181 We shall see. 173 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,309 (fanfare of quacking) 174 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:35,648 To all the royal subjects, I give you the new possessor of Carlyle Castle, 175 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,608 Prince XII. 176 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:45,325 To one and all, I pledge, from this day forward, 177 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,828 to rule my kingdom with wisdom and valour. 178 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:53,624 And as long as I reign, you shall continue to have safe haven 179 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:57,253 here on the bountiful grounds of Carlyle. 180 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,756 Thank you. That is all. 181 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:03,009 (all) Hurrah! Long live Prince! 182 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,012 I think that went frightfully well, don't you, Winny? 183 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,973 Sire, I hasten to remind you that Lord Dargis 184 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,142 has every reason to get rid of you. 185 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,686 0h, Winny, pooh-pooh! 186 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,105 I'm his favourite kitty cat. 187 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,826 Hello, little Prince. 188 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,871 What a beautiful day for a picnic, what? 189 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,041 No, thanks, old boy. You just run along and enjoy yourself. 190 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,959 Hey! What the devil...? 191 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:42,173 (Prince) So it's hide-and-seek you want to play? All right, I'll count to 100. 192 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:46,552 - Hello, Rommel. - One, two, three, four, five... 193 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:51,224 ...35, 36, 37, 38... 194 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:56,062 ...96, 97, 98, 99, 100. 195 00:14:56,145 --> 00:15:02,819 All right. Fair warning. Ready or not, here I co-o-o-o-me! 196 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,740 Bon voyage, Prince! 197 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:16,249 Dear me. I may have misjudged the old boy. Perhaps he is somewhat of a scoundrel. 198 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:20,253 After all, this is not the way one plays hide-and-seek. 199 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:28,177 ("Glad All Over" by The Dave Clark Five) 200 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,667 Blimey. 201 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:05,047 - Will that be all, sir? - Yes. Thank you. 202 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,799 - Thank you. - Thank you, sir. 203 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,968 Wait. 204 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,388 - How do I look? - Lovely, sir. 205 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,893 No, see, I'm proposing to my girlfriend. She's staying down the hall. 206 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,978 I want to make sure I look... 207 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,981 Let's see, now. 208 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,650 It needs a certain... 209 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:32,617 May I, sir? There we are. Hugh Grant. 210 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,746 Great. Could you deliver this to the girl in room 407? 211 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,332 - Of course, sir. - And... 212 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,419 And this. 213 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,630 Cary Grant, sir. 214 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,348 (knock at door) 215 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,433 - Jon? _ Hey! 216 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,853 - Why are you here? - It's Fashion Week. Where else would I be? 217 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,356 This is incredible. I can't believe you're here. 218 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,690 So you're glad? 219 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,527 Glad? I'm thrilled. 220 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:11,197 ButL0ndon? Did you come all the way here just for me? 221 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:16,702 Yeah, it's nuts. In fact, I want us to be together... 222 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,087 Odie! Come here! 223 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,550 Air. Water. Lasagne. 224 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,302 - Garfield? - That's the hello I get? 225 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,972 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog. 226 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,267 There are quarantine laws here. 227 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,727 Don't let Odie out of your sight. They might deport him. 228 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,731 Deport Odie? I like this country already. 229 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,236 OK. I'm gonna need a litter box, 230 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:54,574 room-service menu and the TV remote - and in that order. 231 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:58,077 If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office. 232 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,000 Where are my clothes? 233 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,003 Cool. My very own cat tub. 234 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,425 Pith! 235 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,594 GO-lly! 236 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,887 (Caws) 237 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,183 Got it! Could have just come down and told me that. 238 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,686 Listen up! Barnyard newsflash. 239 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,813 I've got some good news and some bad news. 240 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,524 - Which would you like first? - The bad news. 241 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,778 - Lord Dargis just threw Prince in the river. - (murmuring) 242 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:39,035 - OK, give me the good news. - He was in a lovely picnic basket. (laughs) 243 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,704 If he throws us in the river, we'll never survive. 244 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,457 - You're ducks. You can swim. - Oh. 245 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,461 - Winston, I'm next in line for the throne. - Uh-oh. This could get ugly. 246 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:52,965 - I have a list of rules of governance. - (Winston) I hardly think that's necessary. 247 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:57,595 Rule number one. The barnyard animals congregate entirely too close to the castle. 248 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,805 We house pets need our space. 249 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:03,476 You've got enough space, laddie - right between your ears. 250 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:07,104 Take that back. I command you, as your new king. 251 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,441 There's still a chance Prince may find his way back here. 252 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:15,696 In the meantime, Claudius, you get into the castle and find out what Dargis is up to. 253 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,741 I'm on it. I'm your mouse on the inside. 254 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,369 I'll see what I can learn from my end. 255 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,414 (Liz giggles) 256 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,209 - I want to do something more cultural. - OK. 257 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,461 You're cold. 258 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:34,340 Getting colder. You're an icicle. You're frozen stiff. 259 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:38,344 Let's remind ourselves what we're looking for. It's a hamburger. 260 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,681 - A squeaky hamburger. - (squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak) 261 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:45,935 - We'll take a walk through Hyde Park. - Excuse me? We walk? 262 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:50,272 Then we stroll down the incredibly cultural Piccadilly. 263 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,608 - Stroll? - And then Carnaby Street. 264 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,194 Aren't we 40 years too late for Carnaby Street? 265 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,197 (English accent) That's where all the swinging birds are. 266 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,326 Well, then, we are definitely going to the British Museum. 267 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,329 Any cuter, I'm gonna need a barf bag. 268 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:12,378 - Whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you doing? - I'm security, protecting you from yourself. 269 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,714 You have caused enough trouble today. 270 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,258 Now, you have food, water and company. 271 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,552 - Which one is he? - Be good. 272 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:24,223 Jon, you're delirious. Be careful. She's a man-eater. 273 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,309 Oh, no. He's under her spell. 274 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:31,063 - (barks) - OK, Odie, I'll give you one small clue. 275 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,232 It's not in there! 276 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,654 Pflnce? 277 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,991 Where is that cat? 278 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,078 Pflnce! 279 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,044 Pflnce! 280 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,797 Pflnce! 281 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,009 Pflnce! 282 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,470 Pflnce! 283 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,346 Pull! 284 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:14,398 Sir, have you by any chance seen Prince? I can't seem to find him anywhere. 285 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:19,945 Oh, dear. You mean our little orange bundle of fun is missing? 286 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,699 Pull! 287 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:29,413 Crikey! The man's got a cannon! 288 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:33,167 - And he's pointing it at us. - We're sitting ducks. 289 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:36,962 Careful, sir. You wouldn't want to injure the creatures, would you? 290 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,881 Run away! 291 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,802 Course not. That would make me some kind of monster, wouldn't it? 292 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,095 By the way, I've a little errand for you. 293 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:48,474 Could you go to London, pick up my new suits at Willoughby's? 294 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,684 Very good, sir. 295 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,275 Pull! 296 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:05,366 Can you imagine taking a nap on that table? 297 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:09,411 Just lie there for hours and shed. 298 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,081 The Queen's corgis, Milly and Tillie, 299 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,543 returned from their world cruise with the Queen aboard her yacht. 300 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,837 The animals suffered mild seasickness, 301 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,590 but now are back to eating the finest calf's liver in the universe. 302 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:25,928 Must be sweet. "My tummy's upset. May I have some liver?" 303 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,098 - Boy, I wish Jon was a queen. - (knocks) Housekeeping! 304 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,351 OK, blockhead, time to bust out of here and catch up with Jon. 305 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,644 First, let's grab some chow, 306 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:39,233 before I eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. 307 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:46,282 Sorry, we left a bit of a mess in the bathroom. Thanks. 308 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,954 Keep your eyes peeled for a goofy-looking guy with a map. 309 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:55,082 They're not up here. I'm coming down! 310 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,461 (Garfield shouts) 311 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,714 Jon,Jon,Jon. 312 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,383 Where's Waldo? 313 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,972 Take the picture. Take it. Take the picture. 314 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,523 (man) Halt. Right face. 315 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:23,068 Excuse me. Did you see a couple of people who looked like tourists? 316 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:27,823 I know this drill. They won't crack up no matter what you do. 317 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:31,076 Hey, freeze-frame, your knee's on fire. 318 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,745 I know I can get this guy. 319 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,497 Seriously, your zipper's down. 320 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,666 Hey, dry goods. 321 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:42,212 Anybody ever tell you you look like Tina Turner? 322 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:45,674 - That was effective. - (man) Her Majesty, the queen of England. 323 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,135 (Garfield) What's all the hubbub? 324 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,721 (man) Attention! 325 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:54,433 Hey, Odie, look! It's those royal corgis. 326 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,771 Hey, lady! You got any leftover liver? 327 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:02,858 Stuck-up little punk. I know she heard us. They had the top down. 328 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:05,945 Odie? Odie? 329 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:09,406 Odie, no, don't do the ugly American thing. 330 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:13,369 The British are coming! 331 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,372 Well, you made him crack, anyway. 332 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:21,627 (Prince) Disgusting. It's so smelly down here. I must get out. Hello. 333 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:26,507 Can someone help a chap? I'm in the sewer. 334 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,010 This is hopeless. We'll never find Jon. 335 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:33,514 Face it, Odie, nobody cares whether we live or... 336 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:34,890 Aaargh! 337 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,271 Oh! 338 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,649 Prince! I've found you! 339 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:48,153 Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat, not the dog? 340 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,990 Odie, help, please. 341 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:56,328 - Is that a cologne or a disinfectant, sir? - I just got you a special treat. Minced pie. 342 00:24:56,412 --> 00:25:00,124 Odie, call a cop! I mean bobby, orjimmy. 343 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:05,421 Never mind, Odie. Don't bother. There's a pie here. I'll be just fine. 344 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,693 (Whimpers) 345 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:39,204 Dear heavens. That was absolutely the most horrifying. But I'm alive. I'm alive! 346 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:42,624 And... covered in filth. 347 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:47,296 Here, here. I must return to my throne. 348 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:49,715 What ho? 349 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:55,554 Indeed. Seeing me in this state must be shocking. I've lost my bearings. 350 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,058 You must lead me with all due haste to the castle at Carlyle. 351 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,477 But first I require a bath. 352 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,689 Here, come on. Do you expect me to lick myself? 353 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:09,234 Garfield? Odie? What are you doing here? 354 00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:12,780 Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield? 355 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,656 What am I gonna do with you guys? 356 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,410 Do you know how bad I would feel if I lost you here? 357 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:22,206 From now on, I'm not letting you out of my sight, OK? 358 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:27,294 Dear heaven. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog? 359 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,755 Oh! Bath time for you, buddy. 360 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,007 Well, that's the best news I've heard all day. 361 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,093 The dog's not very bright. 362 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:37,304 Where are you taking me? Somewhere lovely and special? 363 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,147 (munches noisily) 364 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,943 Hey, Mario Andretti. 365 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,778 You're driving on the wrong side of the road, 366 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,614 and I've got an entire pie in my stomach. 367 00:26:55,697 --> 00:27:01,537 Don't worry, Prince. You'll feel better when we get back to Carlyle. 368 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,873 - (phone rings) - Excuse me. Hello. Hobbs here. 369 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:11,046 Ah, Hobbs! This is Manfred Dargis here. A terrible thing has happened. 370 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,383 Prince is missing. We've searched everywhere. 371 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,260 - Prince is missing? - Missing? 372 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:21,807 - This is a rather sudden development. - Actually, it's quite common. 373 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,601 In the absence or, in this case, the death of an owner, 374 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:28,522 it can be quite confusing and disorienting to a cat. 375 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:32,776 Let's face it, the brain's the size of a gumball. (chuckles) 376 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:35,988 All the same, it seems rather fishy to me. 377 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:39,241 I don't particularly care what it seems to you. 378 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:43,579 Legally, since he is gone, the title of the Carlyle estate falls to me. 379 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,747 Am I not correct? 380 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,126 Yes, very well. 381 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,336 Good bye. 382 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:57,009 He's up to something. He's got some plan for the estate. 383 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,094 And I want to find out what. 384 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:09,938 - Ah! Miss Abby Westminster, I presume. - Lord Dargis. An absolute pleasure. Hello. 385 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:14,776 I'm so pleased you've shown such an interest in our little enterprise. 386 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,613 Well, my investors are very interested. 387 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:21,700 - Cheers, dear. - To a long-lasting business relationship. 388 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:24,286 To Carlyle Resort and Spa. 389 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:31,126 Allow me to introduce you to my dream. 390 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,548 - What's this? - A state-of-the-art spa, 391 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:41,887 meditation garden and, of course, luxury condominium. 392 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:46,141 But what of the woodland and barnyard areas? 393 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,143 Allow me. 394 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:52,564 - If you would. - Oh. Very clever. 395 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:57,903 No woodland. No barnyard area. Phwoosh! Gone. 396 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,114 So what will you do with all the animals? 397 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:07,788 Let's just say, those we don't chase off we will serve up to the guests. 398 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,915 (cackles) 399 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,709 I must alert the others at once. 400 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:30,018 Bus driver, pull it over. I gotta pie belch coming up that might break your windows. 401 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,396 Ahh! 402 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,699 Come on, Prince. 403 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:51,873 Yeah. I used to be known as Prince, but you can just call me Gar... field. 404 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,877 Wow. Get a load of this dump. 405 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,676 Thanks. No pet door, huh? 406 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,805 Holy cow. I can hear my footsteps. 407 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:10,642 Mom! Dad! I'm home! 408 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:14,104 - Your Highness. - You talking to me, Froggy? 409 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:17,190 It's me, your trusty servant Winston. 410 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:21,153 Warning: I don't fight fair. I scratch and I bite. 411 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,655 It's all right, sire. All is well now. 412 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:25,824 - You're home. - Home? 413 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:29,411 Retirement home? Happy home? What is this, an insane asylum? 414 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,247 - Am I being kidnapped? - Very funny, sire. 415 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:37,085 Your loyal subjects await you. They need to be comforted by your words. 416 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,171 Trust me, windbag. 417 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:41,798 There's no way I'm gonna give a speech to a bunch of strange... 418 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:44,843 And then, following your words, a royal feast. 419 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:49,264 I think I'm just gonna do a tight two minutes, see if that'll calm 'em down. 420 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:52,601 Qyez. Oyez. 421 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,187 Prince XII has returned. 422 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:56,980 (fanfare of quacking) 423 00:30:57,064 --> 00:31:00,650 Thank you, windbag, for that slobbering introduction! 424 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,611 Hello, everybody! 425 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,531 Hey. Listen up. 426 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,201 - Is this an audience or a landscape? - (drum flourish) 427 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:12,537 OK, great to be back here at the palace. 428 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:17,000 I look out and I see a sea of dumb barnyard animals. 429 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:20,170 I'm here in your country to break up a romance 430 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:23,006 between the guy who owns the house I live in 431 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,716 and a girl who's way out of his league. 432 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,094 I know that whatever it is that you have, 433 00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:31,640 there's some sort of affliction that produces this glazed look behind your eyes. 434 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,183 I hope you defeat it. 435 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:36,853 I wish I could take every one of you home with me. Thank you. 436 00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:40,107 - I killed. - (Winston) Very funny, sire. Well clone. 437 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:42,901 I didn't realise it was amateur hour. 438 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:46,405 - What's up with Prince? - He's on the catnip again. 439 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:50,117 - Chaps, have I got news for you! - What's the word, Claudius? 440 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,745 Dargis is going to bulldoze the barnyard and feed us to the tourists. 441 00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:58,583 Let him try. He'll have to deal with these fists of fury, won't he? 442 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,002 Calm yourselves, everybody. 443 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:04,256 We're all right as long as Prince is alive. 444 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:08,009 Well, obviously that feline is not Prince, you idiots. 445 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,846 He's not even the cat formerly known as Prince. 446 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,348 - He's right, you know. - (Winston) Wait! 447 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,851 He doesn't have to be Prince. 448 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:19,938 He just has to look like him. If he fooled me, he'll fool them. 449 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:23,859 But what's to stop Dargis from getting rid of this cat too? 450 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:27,571 McBunny is right. We must protect this cat at all costs. 451 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,698 Our fates rely on it. 452 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:33,368 Mr and Mrs Jon Arbuckle. 453 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,872 Liz Arbuckle. Elizabeth Arbuckle. 454 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,541 Listen, you dolt. There's been a coup d'état. 455 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:45,046 Attempted murder most foul. I am Prince XII of Carlyle. 456 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,966 You there, with the wise and thoughtful look. 457 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:49,301 Hello? 458 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,970 Convince this man there's been a mix-up. 459 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:55,640 - Garfield, I want you in my wedding party. - Wedding party? 460 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:59,728 - Think you can hold a basket of flowers? - Enough of the grooming, you dunce. 461 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,564 My subjects face mortal jeopardy. 462 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,276 D09, approach. 463 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:13,241 We must plan my escape, and I'm relying on your expedience and cunning. 464 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,703 Okey-dokey. New plan. 465 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,665 Call my pumpkin, windbag. I'm ready to roll. 466 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:24,503 - Roll? Where to? - You know. To the hotel. To Jon. 467 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:28,006 Your master? The one who's leaving you for his new wife? 468 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:31,760 He's not leaving me. It's more of a temporary insanity thing. 469 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:37,015 Garfield, your master's starting a new life. It's time for you to begin yours. 470 00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,518 Come on. I want to show you something. 471 00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:42,187 Do you have any idea what runs through your veins? 472 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:45,607 - Yesterday's dinner, I guess. - Royal blood, sire. 473 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:50,278 You are the long-lost heir to the Carlyle throne. 474 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,696 You kill me. 475 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:55,617 These are your ancestors dating back 400 years. 476 00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:58,286 Mine? 477 00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:02,374 Wow. Like, I'm a royal cat? 478 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:06,711 Of course. And anything you need is only a flick of your tail away. 479 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:10,715 A flick of my tail? So if I said, "Drool on your foot"... 480 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:14,135 Not bad. How about, "Roll over and whistle Dixie"? 481 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,304 (whistles) 482 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,139 - How's that? - Nice. 483 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,976 All right, tough one. Jump up and touch the ceiling. 484 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:24,479 - How's that, sire? - You don't get up there too high, do you? 485 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,735 I give you your royal bedchamber. 486 00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:34,155 I could do some snoozing here. Yeah. 487 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,701 Even a king needs a catnap. Get up! 488 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:39,327 Get down! 489 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:42,080 Get up! This baby is spring-loaded. 490 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:45,750 Why do you think they call me Highness? 491 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,503 You all right? Sire? 492 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:55,260 - The royal trapeze? - That is how you ring, sire. 493 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,429 You pull it when you require something. 494 00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:00,265 - And what is that? - Your playhouse. 495 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,642 I needed a playhouse. 496 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:06,021 I've got a house inside of a house. 497 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:09,608 Does this castle make my butt look too big? 498 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,651 - Fits you like a glove. - (farts) 499 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,528 - Ooh! Blimey. - Pardon. 500 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:17,449 Well struck, sire. Good tone. Smooth finish. 501 00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:19,701 Well, you took that in the best spirit. 502 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:25,332 - Shall we have a look at the kitchen? - Did I hear you say "the kitchen"? 503 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:37,552 Here we are. I present your cookery. 504 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:41,890 - All mine? - Every morsel, down to the last crumb. 505 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:47,354 OK, all right. You can just call me "Your Highness". 506 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:50,982 - Moving on up - Moving on up 507 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,652 - To a castle - Moving on up 508 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:58,323 With lots of servants all doing my will 509 00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:01,326 - I got me a life - Moving on up 510 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:03,995 - Without hassle - Moving on up 511 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:07,957 Sir Garfield is the king of the hill 512 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:11,920 I sleep on a bed that's real fluffy 513 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,422 I eat from a plate made of gold 514 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,258 They feed me until I get stuffy 515 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,345 My pasta never gets cold 516 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,514 All of my devoted subjects 517 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,391 They know it's all about me 518 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:27,936 Folks are so loyal to this cat who is royal 519 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:31,022 They call me Your Majesty 520 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,691 - Moving on up - Moving on up 521 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:34,943 - To a castle - Moving on up 522 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:39,614 With lots of servants all doing my will 523 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:42,367 - I got me a life - Moving on up 524 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:45,203 - Without hassle - Moving on up 525 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:50,125 Sir Garfield is the king of the hill 526 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,962 Yeah, you can just drop that anywhere. 527 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:57,297 I'll give it to you straight. It's disappointing. 528 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,801 I'll give it to you straight. It's disappointing. 529 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,220 Your doughnuts are dry and don't have holes, 530 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:04,472 and your coffee's so weak, it looks like tea. 531 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:07,267 I don't suppose, Miss Westminster, 532 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,563 you could find time in your busy life for a wealthy duke? 533 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,399 Lord Dargis, I'm afraid I'm taken. 534 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:17,652 As I am myself - by you. 535 00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:23,324 Don't mind me. I'm just an incorrigible old... 536 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,076 - Cat. - What? 537 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,080 Nothing, nothing. Nothing at all. Gosh, is that the time already? 538 00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:32,250 Time, I've always said, flies like an arrow. 539 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:37,839 Don't be afraid to just show up and bring some of those lovely investors. 540 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,508 We'll throw a party. Cheerio. 541 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,055 Ah. 542 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:48,933 Smithee. Did I see Prince in here? 543 00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:54,397 Isn't it remarkable? I found him wandering the streets of London as I left Willoughby's. 544 00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:56,483 Indeed? 545 00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:58,359 Extraordinary. 546 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:02,614 And where is the little fiend... fellow at the moment? 547 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:07,452 - I'm sure I don't know, sir. - Well, I'll maybe take a little look-see. 548 00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:09,829 - Make him welcome. - Yes, sir. 549 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:18,963 Look at this room, for example. How would you liven this place up? 550 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,800 But, sire, this castle is centuries old. 551 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:24,219 (Garfield) It's a museum. It's boring. 552 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:27,472 And you know what's missing when your crib is a museum? 553 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:30,016 - It's called fun. - Fun? 554 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:34,979 It's not that hard. You gotta get a running start at something this dull. 555 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:37,732 This is going to end so badly. 556 00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:46,324 - It was already cracked. - Nothing escapes you, does it, sire? 557 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:51,079 Yeah, I like the way this feels. You gotta slide, baby. 558 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:52,914 D'oh! 559 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:55,834 Don't worry about it. That one was cracked as well. 560 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:58,086 I can relax. Oops. 561 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:09,681 00f! Smithee! Get this thing off of me. 562 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:13,268 - Let's go try another room. - Good idea, sire. 563 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:18,356 I've got the deed and the paperwork in order and contacted the solicitors. 564 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:21,276 - We'll be out there on Monday. - Monday? 565 00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:23,695 But I need more time. 566 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:26,447 More time? More time for what? 567 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,117 Er... 568 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,495 Nothing. Nothing. That'll be fine. 569 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:36,082 We'll be there Monday unless, by some miracle, Prince returns. 570 00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:39,002 We can only hope, Mr Hobbs. 571 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:44,883 - (crunch) - Aaaaaaaaargh! 572 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:56,227 - What's the news? - Dargis is sure to make a move on the cat. 573 00:39:56,311 --> 00:40:00,106 - The solicitors will be here Monday. - Right. Good work. 574 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:08,656 (Garfield) Careful. That's high-grade American cardboard. 575 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:12,702 Beautiful, fellas. Hang the plasma right over the Slip 'N' Slide. 576 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:15,914 - Sire, a word? - Jowls, my man. 577 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:20,752 Guess what your enlightened, all-powerful ruler has brought to the castle. 578 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,921 I can't wait to hear this. 579 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:25,548 Don't tell me. A Renaissance painting. 580 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,843 - Foosball. You know? Foosball. - Foosball? 581 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,929 What does he think this is? A pub? 582 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:35,433 Just cos we don't have opposable thumbs doesn't mean we don't play bar games. 583 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:38,436 Yes, sire, but I feel your life is in danger. 584 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:43,107 Listen, Winnebago - if I may call you that. When history speaks of me, and she will, 585 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:47,028 I want to be remembered as the Party Prince. 586 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,446 As you wish. 587 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:53,034 You chaps know me. I'm no snob, right? But this cat is too much. 588 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:57,705 - He's an embarrassment to our way of life. - He's a disgrace to the furry race. 589 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,708 "My pillow isn't soft enough. My TV remote won't work." 590 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:04,379 Don't get your knickers in a twist. I know he's a pain in the neck, 591 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,090 but we've just got to keep him safe till Monday. 592 00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:08,967 (fanfare of quacking) 593 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:12,971 Yeah. My loyal and fragrant subjects. Please. Thank you. 594 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:16,307 Briefly, I hate Mondays. I just hate 'em. 595 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:20,645 Therefore I decree, from this day forward, there'll be no more Mondays. 596 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:23,314 - What? - Got it? Today is Tuesday, then. 597 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:26,067 Happy Tuesday, everybody. 598 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,860 I think he's lost it. 599 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:31,364 Like I said, we've just got to keep him safe till Tuesday. 600 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,786 Hello, Rommel. 601 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,999 I have a present for you. 602 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:43,668 Prince's favourite pillow. 603 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:47,505 Sniffy, sniffy, Rommel. Sniffy, sniffy. 604 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:50,299 Bad pillow. 605 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:53,177 Kill kitty. Kill kitty. 606 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:59,267 Oh! What a clever boy. Eat the cat. Yum, yum, yum. 607 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:04,272 I think you're ready. 608 00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:08,192 - Uh-oh. Here comes trouble. - Eat the pussycat. Good chap. 609 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:11,696 - Operation Feline Protection underway. - I'm on it. 610 00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:24,625 (Rommel barks) 611 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,628 Oops. 612 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:30,298 Bon appétit. 613 00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:36,137 Here, kitty, kitty. Come to Rommel. 614 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:39,223 Where are you, my little furry friend? 615 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:43,061 - Hello, Rommel. - Eat kitty. 616 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:47,315 No, no kitty, Rommel, but we have something better to chew on. 617 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,610 - No kitty? - That's right, no kitty. 618 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,529 Bring Lord Dargis's new trousers, please. 619 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:55,823 Pig, the trousers. 620 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:04,999 - Urr, trousers. - Thank you, Sam. 621 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:09,837 And now, Rommel, how about a nice tug of war? 622 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,297 Urr. 623 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:22,767 Ooh, Lord Dargis better watch out next time Rommel's on the loose. 624 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,977 (whistles) 625 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:29,023 Hello, Smithee. 626 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:31,275 You're in good spirits today, sir. 627 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:34,779 Yes. For some reason I feel a great burden has been lifted. 628 00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:35,988 A burden, sir? 629 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:40,034 What do you make of my new suit, Smithee? 630 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:41,452 Very smart, sir. 631 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:45,623 Smithee, I've invited Miss Westminster for tea on Monday 632 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:48,543 and it's extremely important she feel welcome. 633 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,045 Bring up a bottle of the very best champagne 634 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:53,422 and set out the Prince Royal china. 635 00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:56,300 Silver service. You know the type of thing. 636 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,219 Very good, sir. 637 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,394 Urr, trousers. 638 00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:14,110 Yes, I'd like to speak to Miss Westminster, please. 639 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:16,362 Hello, Rommel. 640 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:18,990 Did we enjoy our little snack, then? 641 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:22,827 - Trousers? - Ah, Miss Westminster. 642 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:26,998 - Trousers! - Would you like to pop over and have... 643 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:30,626 Aaaarrrrggghhh! 644 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:31,293 - (man) 099v 999v 999v! - (crowd) Oi oi oi! 645 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:33,754 - (man) 099v 999v 999v! - (crowd) Oi oi oi! 646 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,175 - 099v 999v 999v! - Oi oi oi! 647 00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:40,344 - Isn't this fantastic? - Yeah. 648 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:43,014 - Who ordered the pasta? - It's for the kitty. 649 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:46,767 Good Lord. What gruel is this? 650 00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:50,188 Quite right, old boy. They must have given me yours. 651 00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:52,857 Garfield, since when do you say no to lasagne? 652 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:56,485 You do realise I'm a cat, don't you, sir? 653 00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:59,739 - He doesn't seem himself. - He's probably jet-lagged. 654 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:05,119 I suppose I should probably force down a bite or two to keep up my strength. 655 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,789 It does have a unique texture. 656 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:13,211 So, Liz, I don't know if you've noticed, but I've been kind of anxious to... 657 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:17,506 Why am I clapping? I'm sorry. What were you saying? 658 00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:22,303 Spot on! Never have I tasted its equal. 659 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:28,142 Oh, Garfield, that's gross! 660 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:32,480 Please, sir, may I have some more? 661 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:48,579 Ugh! Does a Great Dane live here? 662 00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:52,333 It's a Carlyle log, my lord. A savoury of liver and spleen, 663 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,919 served in a sleeve of sheep's intestines. 664 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:58,422 And you're supposed to eat it? What is this? Fear Factor? 665 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:00,758 Intestines, spleen... 666 00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:03,761 - I'm the king, right? - Prince, actually. 667 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:07,556 - Same difference. I rule, yes? - Yes, Your Highness. 668 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,684 Great. Then feed this to the humans 669 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:14,814 and just bring me a piping hot dish of lasagne, OK? 670 00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:18,609 I'll see to it at once, sire. 671 00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:23,948 Now it says we add the ricotta cheese. 672 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:27,868 Ducks, you're supposed to sift the flour, not sit in it. 673 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:32,123 Don't yell at us. We're not the ones who drank all the cooking sherry. 674 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:33,541 Hi0! 675 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,585 Oh, the female ferrets sing this song 676 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:38,921 Nigel! Ooh! Nigel! Ha! 677 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:41,549 The female ferrets can't be wrong... 678 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:45,678 Carrots make everything better, and it can't hurt lasagne. 679 00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:49,849 What the heck is...? 680 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:52,893 That was close. 681 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:58,524 Slip in the eggs, ooze in the tomatoes, now stir the whole thing up. Let the bowl sizzle. 682 00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,776 - No, sizzle. You know. - OK. 683 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:04,363 Hold it right here, all you animals. 684 00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:06,449 What goes on here, Winston? 685 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,160 We're preparing the royal lasagne, sire. 686 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:11,329 Unless you'd prefer another dish. 687 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:14,957 Did you say "dish"? Lasagne's not a "dish", windbag. 688 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,251 It's a way of life, a state of being, 689 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:19,920 man's one perfect achievement. 690 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:23,341 What did the Indians serve to the Pilgrims? Lasagne. 691 00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:27,678 What did Marie Antoinette scream to the rabble? "Let them eat lasagne." 692 00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:30,765 What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon? 693 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:34,018 "That's one small slice of lasagne." 694 00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:39,231 It's not a dish. It's the stuff of dreams. It's the food of the gods. 695 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,859 It's what's for lunch. 696 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:45,529 Yeah, well, the problem is it seems we've mucked it up. 697 00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:48,032 You just need a little guidance, that's all. 698 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:50,993 ("Pump it" by Black Eyed Peas) 699 00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,706 Where's the flour? Who's got it? 700 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:59,126 - I need a mixing bowl. - One large mixing bowl. 701 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:02,296 And someone to mix it. Thank you. 702 00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:06,842 Much obliged. 703 00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:14,558 Cheba, did you remember to wash your hooves? 704 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:18,896 Ladies. Thank you so much. 705 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,356 Strike. Strike. 706 00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:22,149 A little outside. 707 00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:25,486 Step on it, will you? I need that dough. 708 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:29,448 Yeah. We'll need about a half a pound of this. 709 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:33,244 What are barnyard animals doing in the kitchen? Leave at once. 710 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:35,746 This is completely against my health code. 711 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:38,040 Getting hot. Turn on the fan, somebody. 712 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,584 What are you doing? Get away from there! 713 00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:42,837 (Squawks) 714 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,090 Sorry! Proof more accidents happen in the kitchen 715 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,591 than any other room in the house. 716 00:48:47,675 --> 00:48:49,927 Where did that big ball of dough go? 717 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:54,682 All I see are magnificent ribbons of perfection. 718 00:48:54,807 --> 00:48:58,018 Yo, it's lasagne, not shish kebab. 719 00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:00,855 Taste that. is that too sweet for you? 720 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:03,732 ("Pump it" by Black Eyed Peas continues) 721 00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:06,026 One time. Uh! 722 00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:07,695 Uh! 723 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,866 (Winston guffaws) 724 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,872 Here comes the parsley. 725 00:49:17,997 --> 00:49:22,042 All right, bring it in, bring it in. Back, back, back. Good. 726 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:24,378 I need somebody with a hard head. 727 00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:27,465 Thank you. 728 00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:28,966 Ah! 729 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:31,635 It's out of our hands now. 730 00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:34,388 (inhales deeply) 731 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:38,517 Rowr! 732 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:43,731 - Nice bit of cheese. - Ooh, this lasagne's fabulous! 733 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:48,611 - That's a bit of all right, that is. - Those Italians got it right, didn't they? 734 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:52,281 - Two cheeses. - That is delicious. 735 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:55,659 - Yeah, not bad on short notice. - It's beautiful. 736 00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:59,497 What did I tell you? If you just let me be your king and lead you, all right? 737 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:01,582 - Any more? - One more piece. 738 00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:03,584 - Would anyone mind if l... - It's mine. 739 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:06,003 - Move. - Easy. Hold up a moment. 740 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:07,922 - It has Nigel's name on it. - It's mine. 741 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:09,089 Uh-oh. 742 00:50:09,215 --> 00:50:12,551 - Get your paws off it. - Please. I command you. 743 00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:15,304 Leave room for dessert. 744 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,768 Wants the bull now. Half an inch adjustment from his last shot. 745 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,020 Oh, nearly! 746 00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:28,442 Oh, heavens, I fear there was something urgent to which I was supposed to attend, 747 00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:32,571 and yet I can't for the life of me begin to recall what it was. 748 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:36,700 - You really like it? - I do. It's great. Thank you. 749 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:38,869 Let me see. 750 00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:41,956 I gotta go. 751 00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:45,793 Are you sure I can't go with you to this castle tour? They won't mind. 752 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,796 It's a conservancy function for speakers only. 753 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:52,216 I guess the woman who owned the place was a big animal lover. 754 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:53,509 Hang with the guys. 755 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:58,973 Odie could use a walk and Garfield could use some serious ab work. 756 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:03,060 Anyway, I'll be back soon. Have fun, boys. 757 00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:09,483 My entire world seems to revolve around napping, television and lasagne. 758 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:13,362 Still, I'm plagued by a vague notion of a duty unfulfilled. 759 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:16,574 Oh, well. Back to sleep. 760 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,827 What is it, woof woof? 761 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:23,080 "Castles of England"? Good Lord, there it is. 762 00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:27,668 Carlyle Castle on the Upper Thames. Brilliant, Odie. 763 00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:32,548 All this time I took you for, well, a complete simpleton. 764 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:36,927 Now destiny calls. To the battlements. Sound the horns. 765 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,929 For king and country. 766 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:43,434 Farewell, my loyal squire. The legend cont... 767 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:47,521 What ho. Aaaaaagh! 768 00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:49,690 Garfield? 769 00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:56,447 OK, sore bottom, a little disoriented, but undeterred. 770 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:57,781 Garfield? 771 00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:00,576 Now, which Way's the river? 772 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:03,120 - I think this way. - Garfield! 773 00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:04,913 Sorry, Jon. 774 00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,046 Oh, here it is. 775 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:15,883 - Now one needs some kind of conveyance. - (horn) 776 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,636 Oh, hello! 777 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:23,641 It's an awfully long way down, but I must, and I shall, and l... 778 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:25,309 Aaargh! 779 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:26,435 Ow. 780 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:45,954 Well, Miss Westminster, I have the papers all drawn up. 781 00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:49,249 We need only sign them and it's on to the groundbreaking. 782 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:52,336 Wonderful. I'd like to move forward as soon as possible. 783 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:55,005 Just think - bulldozers, paving machines, 784 00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:59,343 busily transforming this dump into beautiful luxury condos. 785 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:04,431 You and I striding through centuries of dust like giants, 786 00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:07,768 surveying our emerging empire. 787 00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:11,355 Two proud parents. 788 00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:16,026 I'll just check on Smithee, 789 00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:18,404 see if tea is ready. 790 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:41,468 Filthy monsters! 791 00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:47,391 Come back here, you smelly creature! Come here! 792 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,727 Pigs, mark your man! 793 00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:50,894 (cheer) 794 00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:53,605 Come here, you smelly individual! 795 00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:59,820 You know what? I got two words for that guy: "You're fired." 796 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:02,823 If only it were that simple, sire. 797 00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:07,578 Swine! 798 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:11,498 - Is there a problem, sir? - There's a bull drinking my champagne, 799 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:14,543 the pool's full of wild animals, and a pig tried to kill me. 800 00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:16,754 Yes, I would say there was a problem. 801 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:20,174 - I'll tend to it, sir. - You'll tend to it immediately. 802 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:23,051 And we'll have tea indoors. Do you think you could handle that? 803 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:25,262 Thank you. Good chap. 804 00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:30,017 Oh! 805 00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:35,689 - Has there been an accident? - I'm afraid tea will have to wait till later. 806 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:50,579 He's about 42% pounds, orange fur - more like a burnt sienna - 807 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:54,625 and he answers to the name Garfield. ...i-e-l-d. 808 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:59,546 OK. Well, fortunately Scotland Yard isn't very busy this week, 809 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,966 so we'll put together a task force of our best men 810 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:07,721 and turn all our resources and attention towards finding your fat cat. 811 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:11,892 - Really? ' NO- (giggles) 812 00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:15,354 - Come on, Oche. - (barks) 813 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:26,740 Now, Rommel, it's really quite simple. 814 00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:28,492 Urr... 815 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:31,078 Me, Prince. 816 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:34,122 - Prince, me. - Urr. 817 00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:37,459 Provider of food, food. 818 00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:39,419 All right, guv'nor. 819 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:42,256 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! 820 00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:44,675 Yum yum. 821 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,762 - Kill. - Kitty! 822 00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:52,891 Attaboy, Rommel! There you go! 823 00:55:52,975 --> 00:55:55,936 Well done. That's the spirit. 824 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:58,188 Bad boy. Bad boy. 825 00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:00,732 Come on, get along! 826 00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:03,777 Smithee. How are you? 827 00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:06,780 Do me a favour. Have that polished. There's a good chap. 828 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:09,867 What's on your mind, Smithee? 829 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:14,246 Mr Hobbs' office called. Are the solicitors convening again, sir? 830 00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:16,915 It's nothing at all, Smithee. 831 00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:19,668 Papers to sign, you know. Boring. 832 00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:23,797 Incidentally, when did you last have a holiday, Smithee? 833 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,216 Holiday, sir? 834 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:29,219 - I can't remember. - Seriously, man? 835 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:32,055 What an embarrassing oversight on my part. 836 00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:36,226 I insist you have a week's holiday, starting today. 837 00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:39,730 - I don't know. I don't think I can... - I won't hear a word of it. 838 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:42,566 I can just see you cycling in the Dordogne, 839 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:46,320 fighting the wild boar in Tristan da Cunha. 840 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:50,824 Farewell, wind to your sails and bon voyage, Smithee. 841 00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:52,743 Well, then, 842 00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:55,287 thank you, sir. 843 00:57:03,337 --> 00:57:05,881 What am I gonna do? How am I supposed to find Garfield? 844 00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:08,508 London's really... big. 845 00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,725 I don't care about some alien love baby, OK? 846 00:57:16,808 --> 00:57:19,853 I'm worried about Garfield. 847 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:23,357 Odie, you know what? You're being a real... 848 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:29,112 "Lady Eleanor of Carlyle has left her entire estate to her beloved cat, Prince XII." 849 00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:32,366 Maybe someone mistook this cat for Garfield. 850 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,951 Odie, come on. Come on, buddy. 851 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:39,581 The Venetian crystal chandeliers were commissioned by the third Earl of Carlyle 852 00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:42,209 in the late 18th century. 853 00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:47,631 Over here we have several family portraits painted by the Dutch master, Van Dyck. 854 00:57:47,714 --> 00:57:51,969 These are amongst the many treasures to be found at Carlyle. 855 00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:55,389 Rule Britannia Britannia catches waves 856 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:59,142 (parrot) Hogwash. I tell you, this cat is mocking us at every turn. 857 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:03,063 (Winston) Preston, calm yourself. We're doing what is best for everybody. 858 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:06,316 (Preston) How much longer must we sustain this charade? 859 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:10,487 I can't believe this cat is so stupid as to think he's actually royalty. 860 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:14,449 Well, he does, and, house cat or not, we need him. 861 00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:17,285 What? House cat? 862 00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:19,997 - Just have a little patience. - Patience? Pah! 863 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:25,252 Admit it, Winston. This buffoon couldn't groom the paws of a real king. 864 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:27,087 Buffoon? 865 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:34,196 Golly, this is without a doubt my all-time crummiest moment. 866 00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:35,947 Huh? 867 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:43,163 Jon. Man, I've been such a stupid, selfish cat. 868 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:47,751 (sniffs) I've lost my friend. I gotta find him. 869 00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:52,839 The original medieval kitchen has stood on this site since 1485. 870 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:56,593 Yes, it's big, it's old and it's musty. 871 00:59:56,676 --> 01:00:00,806 Lord Dargis, please meet the tour group from the Royal Animal Conservancy. 872 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:05,936 Oh, by all means, save the little darlings. That's my motto. 873 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:09,856 Big fan of Free Willy, Born Free, all the Free movies. 874 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:12,734 Bravo! Now, off you go. 875 01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:16,363 If you come this way, we'll visit some of the underground passages. 876 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:21,952 - Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear. - Thank you. It's beautiful. 877 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:23,662 Well, that makes two of you. 878 01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:27,124 Did I mention how much I abhor fox-hunting? 879 01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:30,168 - Unless, of course, in self-defence. - Bye. 880 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:32,671 If I may, 881 01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:35,382 - one question, er... - Liz. 882 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,802 Oh, the same as our own dear queen. Cordial? 883 01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:42,472 - One question, Liz. - Liz? 884 01:00:42,556 --> 01:00:46,726 What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings 885 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:49,938 to your conservancy? 886 01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:54,025 - Thank you? - But how would you say it? 887 01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:57,154 That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz. 888 01:00:57,237 --> 01:01:01,116 Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight? 889 01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:04,077 Nobody hits on my best friend's girlfriend 890 01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:05,996 and succeeds. 891 01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,747 Yoo-hoo! 892 01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:10,542 Mr Pifiata Head. 893 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:14,212 YOuI 894 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:17,132 - Me? - Excuse me for one moment. 895 01:01:17,215 --> 01:01:20,093 - Sure, but... - Mi castle es su castle. 896 01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,351 ' Aha! " Ow! 897 01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:31,021 - Your nine lives are up. - (doorbell) 898 01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:33,273 (Garfield) No. No, not now. 899 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:38,278 - Good Lord. Do these people never sleep? - (Garfield) Why now?! 900 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:41,198 Mr Hobbs. Punctual as usual. 901 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:44,326 Just taking out the rubbish. Won't be a jiffy. 902 01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:48,121 (Garfield) Please. OK, you got me. 903 01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:53,752 Oh, you are so stupid. 904 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:04,304 - Dungeon. - I'm just a cat. 905 01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:14,064 (sobbing) Oh, please. I'm so weak. 906 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,942 And... and you're so strong. 907 01:02:17,025 --> 01:02:18,777 So powerful. 908 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:20,403 00f! 909 01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:23,240 You creep! 910 01:02:23,323 --> 01:02:27,369 There's more than one way to skin a royal cat. 911 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:28,495 I'm not a royal cat. 912 01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:31,206 I'm a self-centred house cat. Hey! Wait. Wait! 913 01:02:31,289 --> 01:02:34,584 What? You think I'm gonna crack in here? Uh-uh. 914 01:02:34,668 --> 01:02:39,756 No. This is gonna be a treat. I'm finally gonna have some quality alone time. 915 01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:42,926 I'm gonna write that novel I've been putting off. 916 01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:47,097 I'm gonna learn a couple of languages and start a new work-out regimen. 917 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:51,685 I'm gonna lose all this, get myself in top physical condition. Thank you! 918 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,687 Yeah! Ha ha! 919 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:57,941 I love it here. You've done me an enormous favour. 920 01:02:58,024 --> 01:03:01,027 Who's laughing now? (laughs) 921 01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:11,579 (groans) 922 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:17,252 Oh, it's nice to get away from the urban sprawl. 923 01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:19,713 Carlyle, 28 miles. 924 01:03:21,047 --> 01:03:23,883 Going my Way? 925 01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:27,721 Piece of cake, really. 926 01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:33,018 (Jon) So we make a left up ahead. 927 01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:35,729 (barks) 928 01:03:35,854 --> 01:03:38,898 Oh, right turn. Thanks, buddy. 929 01:03:42,902 --> 01:03:46,823 - I'm afraid there's just no sign of him. - Really? 930 01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:50,660 Well, then, let's make it official. 931 01:03:50,744 --> 01:03:52,871 Well, if we must, we must. 932 01:03:53,246 --> 01:03:55,749 Then there's the time I got hit by that car, 933 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:59,169 and that time that I ate that six-day-old halibut. 934 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:03,006 Hey, that's only seven lives. I got two more. 935 01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:05,508 All right. I'm gonna get out of this. 936 01:04:08,428 --> 01:04:12,015 - Bingo! - Winston and I have come to your rescue. 937 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:15,393 Took you long enough. Did you hear my stomach growling? 938 01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:18,313 No, but we heard your tiresome monologue. 939 01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:20,899 Bad halibut indeed. 940 01:04:23,234 --> 01:04:26,613 - Let's get you out of here, Your Highness. - Winster. 941 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:30,200 The solicitors are here. We have to move quickly. 942 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:31,701 Huh! 943 01:04:31,785 --> 01:04:37,415 - Then we luncheon, Your Royal Highness. - Yeah, you can drop that shtick, drool boy. 944 01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:39,334 I heard you and the bird. 945 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:42,379 How about the "house cat" part? I love that. 946 01:04:42,462 --> 01:04:45,799 All right, all right, so we weren't exactly honest. 947 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,301 We had to do it. What would you have done? 948 01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:50,387 Save your breath, chubby cheeks. 949 01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:55,141 I shall abdicate my throne and return to my TV chair. 950 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:59,104 - You were our only hope. - The only hope of the hopeless. 951 01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:01,731 What do they want - blood? 952 01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:05,568 I've been eating and sleeping my heart out for these animals. 953 01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:07,237 Still not enough. 954 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:12,575 Like I'm not as good as a royal cat could be? 955 01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:15,203 Huh? 956 01:05:21,793 --> 01:05:24,671 (humS) 957 01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:29,092 Hm. 958 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,472 Hm. 959 01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:04,335 Aha! I so knew you weren't me. 960 01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:06,963 And you must be Garfield. 961 01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:10,884 - How do you know my name? - I've lived your life for the past few days. 962 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:14,971 Yes, if ever a man loved a cat, it's your Jon. 963 01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:18,975 Return to him, Garfield. Return to your home. 964 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:24,814 Your Highness, you don't have to tell me twice. Bye-bye. 965 01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:29,736 Sire, thank heavens. You've returned. Thank heavens. 966 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:33,781 - It's the real Prince, the genuine article. - Yes, my friends. 967 01:06:33,865 --> 01:06:37,535 I have returned to you at this, our darkest hour. 968 01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:40,788 So, Winny, what exactly is Lord Dargis up to? 969 01:06:40,872 --> 01:06:44,417 He intends to level our homes and kill us all. 970 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,085 OK. 971 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,670 (clears throat) 972 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:51,549 Well, in that case, I decree that we pack our bags 973 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:54,177 and get our scraggy bottoms out of here. 974 01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:57,347 - Perhaps to the castle next door. - Oh, boy. 975 01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:59,682 - That was inspirational. - Brilliant. 976 01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:02,227 I am so fired up. 977 01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:06,147 - I have to believe we can do better. - I thought you were leaving. 978 01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:10,360 Button the beak, Froot Loops, or I'll stick that thing on backwards. 979 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:15,532 Look, Lord Doofus is just another bully. And what do we do to bullies? 980 01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:17,534 Well, generally, we run from them. 981 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:21,955 No, we don't leave. We stand and we kick royal butt. 982 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:28,628 Trust me, if you beasts can bake a two-cheese lasagne, you can beat Dargis. 983 01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:30,964 Well, do you have a plan, Garfield? 984 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,882 Tell you what. For the duration of this battle, 985 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:36,219 I would prefer to be called G-Cat, 986 01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:40,306 and we have two plans. 987 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:42,475 Teamwork. Oh, yes. Yes. 988 01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:51,276 Hey, girlie dog. 989 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:57,448 Yeah, you, girlie girl. You're such a silly, sissy dog. 990 01:07:57,532 --> 01:07:59,409 (barks) 991 01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:04,664 - Go. Go! - The game's afoot. 992 01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,131 Sissy, silly dog. 993 01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:16,676 You don't move so good, bozo. 994 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,846 Oh! 995 01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:25,184 Here, kitty, kitty. 996 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:28,980 Yoo-hoo! 997 01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:32,108 Oh, Mr Stinky Dog. 998 01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:34,527 Hey, loco. 999 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,487 Oh, no. 1000 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:43,536 _ - Run away! ' YID, Yip, yahoo! Yahoo! Yow yowl 1001 01:08:47,332 --> 01:08:53,671 The loss of Prince - I'm not quite sure any of us will ever get over it. 1002 01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:58,593 Prince and Carlyle Court were one. 1003 01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:04,891 Sometimes it's almost as if his spirit were still... 1004 01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:16,736 - His spirit's still what? - Still roaming the grounds. 1005 01:09:20,031 --> 01:09:23,284 I wonder if you could excuse me for a little while. 1006 01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:25,870 Do you hear running water? 1007 01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:30,750 I won't be long. 1008 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,545 He's a bit of a tool, don't you think? 1009 01:09:35,755 --> 01:09:37,757 (doorbell) 1010 01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:41,594 - Yes? - Lord Dargis. Am I early? 1011 01:09:41,969 --> 01:09:44,681 Onlyjust, Miss Westminster. Onlyjust. 1012 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:48,017 Please, please, please. 1013 01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:50,353 I was just finishing something up. 1014 01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:54,107 - I wonder if you'd like to wait in the library. - OK. 1015 01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:58,695 - Make yourself at home. Have a seat. - Thank you. 1016 01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:02,699 - Tally-ho. - On the other hand, this simply won't do. 1017 01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:06,369 - Smithee's been painting again. - I can't smell anything. 1018 01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:10,832 You never can. Next thing you know, you're salsa dancing in your knickers. 1019 01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:13,918 - What? - I won't be long. 1020 01:10:15,128 --> 01:10:17,255 (growls) 1021 01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:25,346 Ah, Mr Dargis, will we be starting sometime today? 1022 01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:27,974 Absolutely, Mr Hobbs. 1023 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,893 - Hello again. - (Dargis) Agh! 1024 01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:33,479 - What's the matter? - Matter with what? 1025 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:36,149 - You screamed. - No, I didn't. 1026 01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,735 Why don't you adjourn to my study? 1027 01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:47,493 And I'll retrieve the papers. 1028 01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:58,337 Where are you, you red-headed devil? 1029 01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:09,265 - (Nigel) Oh, no! - Yoo-hoo! 1030 01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:11,559 Mr Fancy Pants. 1031 01:11:15,313 --> 01:11:17,857 Wait till I get my hands on you. 1032 01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:21,235 - Ha ha! Bring it on. - Ooh, aargh! 1033 01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:22,612 Agh! 1034 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:24,989 Aah! 1035 01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:39,212 Dargis. 1036 01:11:39,337 --> 01:11:43,049 I got two words for yous: me yow. 1037 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:46,219 Come here, you! 1038 01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:54,143 No, you won't do. I specifically requested a feline masseuse. 1039 01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:56,562 Aagh! 1040 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:57,647 Ooh! 1041 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,857 Aaaaaagh! 1042 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:04,070 Somebody get this thing off of me. 1043 01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:12,829 Hey, bozo. 1044 01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:15,164 Yeah, you, buster. Hey, hey! 1045 01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:17,416 Aagh! 1046 01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:23,548 Stupid, red-haired, 1047 01:12:23,631 --> 01:12:25,424 flea-bitten... 1048 01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:28,678 Oh! 00f! Yow! 1049 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:30,847 Ow! 1050 01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:34,392 Lord D... What is... 1051 01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:38,187 - What is that? - I felt a slight chill. 1052 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:40,690 I thought a simple wrap would be just the ticket. 1053 01:12:40,773 --> 01:12:42,358 - There! - There what? 1054 01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:47,697 There is absolutely no reason why you can't have a cool, refreshing drink 1055 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:52,702 to make you feel calmer in this steamy weather. Wait in the room. 1056 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:54,453 Stupid cat. 1057 01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:57,582 Nobody makes an idiot out of me. 1058 01:13:02,086 --> 01:13:04,005 (moans) 1059 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,550 Upsy-daisy. 1060 01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:09,176 Medic! 1061 01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:11,888 - Well done, old man. - Thank you. 1062 01:13:11,971 --> 01:13:15,099 Never seen a welcome mat on the way out. 1063 01:13:17,143 --> 01:13:22,857 - Get your cameras ready, ladies. - Come back here, you flea-bitten monster! 1064 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:29,906 (quacking) 1065 01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:41,375 Ooh! 1066 01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:52,428 - Trousers! - Agh! Oh! 1067 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:56,265 Agh! Agh! 1068 01:13:57,850 --> 01:14:01,187 Trousers! 1069 01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:13,282 - Target sighted. - Shaken him off. 1070 01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:16,369 - Pull! - Take that! 1071 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,372 - And that. - Agh! 1072 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:22,833 - Down a bit. Down a bit. Up. - Bob's your uncle! 1073 01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:28,881 Good Lord! It's a conspiracy! 1074 01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:36,555 - Oh, dear. - Trousers! 1075 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:39,517 (Dafgis) Smithee! 1076 01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,896 Excuse me. Sir? 1077 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:46,440 - Is that Carlyle Castle? - It is. 1078 01:14:46,524 --> 01:14:51,737 Maybe you can help me. Have you seen a cat that looks like this? 1079 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,155 Oh, yes. 1080 01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:56,951 - That's Prince, the cat of Carlyle. - (whines) 1081 01:14:57,034 --> 01:14:59,829 It's also Garfield, the cat of the cul-de-sac. 1082 01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:02,832 You mean you have a cat that's Prince's doppelgénger? 1083 01:15:02,915 --> 01:15:06,168 No. I'm saying they look exactly alike, 1084 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:08,421 and there's a chance they may have got mixed up. 1085 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:09,588 I see. 1086 01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:15,678 There you are, man. 1087 01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:19,306 Good God. What happened to your clothes? 1088 01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:22,685 Indeed, it's been that kind of day. 1089 01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:25,604 Mr Dargis, I demand an explanation. 1090 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:27,940 I had no choice. 1091 01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:31,277 The cat just won't die. 1092 01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:36,157 - What did you say? - You will sign the deeds over to me. 1093 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:39,285 - Cat or no cat. - Oh, my! 1094 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:40,786 Mr Hobbs, you were right. 1095 01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:44,206 Lord Dargis was willing to go to any lengths to get the estate. 1096 01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:48,419 - I can see you're busy. I'm just gonna... - Young lady. 1097 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:51,380 Get over there. 1098 01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:54,467 Traitoress. You were working with them all along. 1099 01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:03,225 Odie. Odie, wait for me. Odie! 1100 01:16:04,310 --> 01:16:06,062 Get on with it! 1101 01:16:06,145 --> 01:16:09,899 Hello, everyone. Sorry I'm late. Shall I ring for tea? 1102 01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:12,193 It's Prince, and he's alive. 1103 01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:16,655 I am bushed. All this running-for-my-life stuff. 1104 01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:18,324 What say we break for lunch, 1105 01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:21,202 take a quick nap and pick it up later? Sound good? 1106 01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:24,121 There are two of you little monsters. 1107 01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:28,334 For those of you keeping score at home, that's 18 lives. 1108 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:30,753 This is unbelievable. Two cats? 1109 01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:34,423 No matter. I've plenty of ammunition. 1110 01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:36,926 - Agh! - (growls) 1111 01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:39,845 Something's biting me. 1112 01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:43,974 Ooh! Agh! Argh! Oh! 1113 01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:47,937 - Odie, let him go. - Help! 1114 01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:51,190 Your lunatic dog just bit my bottom. 1115 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:54,610 All right. 1116 01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:57,113 Well played, you. 1117 01:16:57,196 --> 01:17:00,616 - Hey, look. It's little Jon. - Good show, old man. 1118 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:03,285 I'll go quietly. 1119 01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:04,870 - Jon? - Liz. 1120 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:06,330 What's going on? 1121 01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:08,791 - Well, hello, my clear. - Hello. 1122 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:11,627 And not a moment too soon. 1123 01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:13,462 - Oh! - Uh-oh. 1124 01:17:13,546 --> 01:17:15,840 Is this a part of the tour? 1125 01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:20,553 - Let her go. - All in good time. Now, if you'd be so kind. 1126 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:24,473 - OK. Stay calm, OK? - Mr Hobbs, the papers, please. 1127 01:17:24,557 --> 01:17:27,977 - I've seen enough. Wanna call your weasel? - Sic him, Nigel. 1128 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:33,315 I'm a ferret, and I mean business. Trouser-leg business. 1129 01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:37,945 I'll take a leg, please. On second thoughts, I'll have some white meat. 1130 01:17:38,028 --> 01:17:42,074 Good Lord! There's a wild animal in my trousers! 1131 01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:50,499 Oh, dee-doo-dee-doo. Who's next, then? 1132 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:53,752 Glass jaw. He can dish it out, but he can't take it. 1133 01:17:53,878 --> 01:17:56,547 That was amazing. Are you OK? 1134 01:17:57,006 --> 01:18:00,342 Yeah, I never felt better. 1135 01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:04,930 - Well done, Garfield. I was rooting for you. - Did you hear something? 1136 01:18:05,055 --> 01:18:09,101 - Yes, one did. - I'm here to discuss my new position. 1137 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:11,353 There he is, gentlemen. 1138 01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:14,023 Come along. There's a good boy. 1139 01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:19,028 It was the animals, you know. Plotting, planning, every one of them against me. 1140 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:21,280 I assume that will be all, sir? 1141 01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:24,366 Smithee. He'll vouch for me. 1142 01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:25,701 Smithee! 1143 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:29,371 Odie, thank you. You're a hero and a gentleman. 1144 01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:34,752 Whoa. There are two Garfields? How can you tell them apart? 1145 01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:37,129 You forgot imbecile. 1146 01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:38,839 Garfield. 1147 01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:44,720 Liz, I've been trying to get the courage up to ask you something all week. 1148 01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:46,931 And, uh... 1149 01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:52,186 Oh, come on. Really? 1150 01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:54,104 (mumbles) Looking for something? 1151 01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,240 Thanks, pal. 1152 01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:09,161 Liz, will you marry me? 1153 01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:10,663 Yes. 1154 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:19,588 You know a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's? 1155 01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:22,091 Come on. The coast is clear. 1156 01:19:22,174 --> 01:19:25,261 (4“"Let's Move" by the Transcenders) 1157 01:19:25,344 --> 01:19:28,430 - Yeah! - Yippee! 1158 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,850 Hooray! 1159 01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:34,103 Let's hear it for the cats. 1160 01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:39,275 - Go, Garfield. - That's right. Come on. 1161 01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:41,527 Can you do the Carlyle jig? 1162 01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:43,862 It goes like this. 1163 01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:47,366 - Can you do this? - Oh, boogaloo. 1164 01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:54,790 Bust a move, man. 1165 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:57,001 No, it's something like this, here. 1166 01:19:57,876 --> 01:20:03,882 (Prince) And so, my loyal subjects, I leave you with a final legacy. 1167 01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:06,885 Cannonball! 1168 01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:09,972 (4'"Let's Move" by the Transcenders continues) 1169 01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:12,641 " (moos) " (baas) 1170 01:20:16,562 --> 01:20:18,397 Brilliant party, sire. 1171 01:20:19,356 --> 01:20:23,319 Yeah, when the going gets tough, the great ones party. 1172 01:20:31,577 --> 01:20:35,372 - Who wants to play Marco Polo? - Marco. 1173 01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:40,836 I refuse to partake in this sinful display of hedonism. Oh, those nuts look good. 1174 01:20:40,919 --> 01:20:44,506 Get a load of this. Bombs away! 1175 01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:46,800 I love this pond. 1176 01:20:46,884 --> 01:20:50,429 We rule the pool, goosy. Give me some feathers! 1177 01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:05,652 Ha ha! Watch the ears. 1178 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:09,281 Thank you. You're so kind. 1179 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:13,035 (Odie yelps) 1180 01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:17,122 Odie, could you beat it, please? 1181 01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:21,460 It's good to be king. 1182 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:39,176 93950

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