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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,300 No, no, no. Get-- Get-- Back of the line, man. 3 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:36,553 - You're gonna let me in, right? - No, no, no. 4 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:39,181 I got business to run here. Back of the-- 5 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,558 - Yo, Maurice. -Jack. Jackie Jack. 6 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:45,646 Jackie Jack. Jackie Jack. Jack, how you doing? 7 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,023 And Miss Lovely Amber Waves. Mwah. 8 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,399 -Hi, Maurice. -Como estas? 9 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:52,611 -l've been pissed you haven't been around. - Uh, we were on vacation. 10 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,614 Don't you ever stay away from my club that long again, okay? 11 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,408 - You got it. - And not for nothing, honey... 12 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:02,704 ...but you are the sexiest bitch in the entire county. l love you. 13 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:03,956 You're such a charmer. 14 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,333 Listen. I got your booth set up over there. 15 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:10,379 Some clams, I'm gonna send right over. Listen, Jack. l'm ready, I'm available. 16 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,048 You put me in a movie, okay? We're talking box office. 17 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:17,261 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Box office, Jack. Chi-Chi? 18 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:22,558 Chi-chi, listen. Jack and Amber's table. Take them over an order of clams. Let's go. 19 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:25,686 Okay, how's it going here? 20 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,730 Listen, baby. Me and you, we'll take a picture later on, okay? 21 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,232 I love you, baby. 22 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,611 How's it going? Hey, hey, hey. Yeah. 23 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,948 Hey, we were looking for you before, man. Where were you, seriously? 24 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,534 -Yeah. Okay, l was here. -Seriously, man. 25 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,578 Hmm. 26 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:45,956 -l love you. -l love you, Beck. I love you, Beck. 27 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,458 Hey, Maurice. Hey, cowboy. 28 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,919 - Cow--? That's a cowboy? - Cowboy. 29 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,588 That's-- There you go. 30 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:54,381 -You like it? It's nice, right? -Yeah. 31 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,592 -lf you like it, it's okay. - l love it, man. 32 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:58,844 - Okay. - All right. 33 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,263 - Cool. Real cool. - Thanks, man. 34 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,390 - Compliments of Maurice. -Oh, thank you. 35 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:07,060 -Can l get a margarita, please? -Uh, 7-Up. 36 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,232 -Hi, Rollergirl. -Hi. 37 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,110 -Did you call that girl today? - I forgot. 38 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:19,281 If you don't do it tomorrow, it'll be the weekend, you'll never be able to see her. 39 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,908 Okay. 40 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:22,743 What's the matter down there? 41 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:26,455 -l gotta go pee. -Well, go then. 42 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:37,507 What's happening? 43 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:40,302 Guys, let's get the album. 44 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:22,886 - Hey, Jack. -Little Bill. 45 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,347 - Hi. -Hi, Amber. How are you? 46 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,183 Uh, how's our schedule? Are we still on for day after tomorrow? 47 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,519 More like the day after the day after tomorrow. 48 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,022 Jack, come on. I gotta call Rocky, Scotty, Kurt. l gotta call those guys. 49 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:37,526 I wanna keep a small group on this one. A small crew. Know what l mean? 50 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,403 - A low-key deal? -Exactly. 51 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,196 Well-- 52 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:44,950 I mean, do--? l'm sorry. Do we--? Do we have a script? 53 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,896 -Hey. -Hey. 54 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:18,650 -So how you doing? -Fine. 55 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:22,571 -How old are you? -l have a work permit. l have all the papers-- 56 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,407 No, it's nothing like that. You been working here long? 57 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,492 A month. 58 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,745 -Maurice give you the job? -Yeah. 59 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:34,124 You from around here? I mean, uh, Canoga? Reseda? 60 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,919 -Um, no. You know where Torrance is? -Yeah. How do you get here? 61 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,005 Take the bus. 62 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:43,633 -So, what do you wanna be? -Excuse me? 63 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:47,929 Well, l mean, you take the bus from Torrance to come here to Reseda to do this job. 64 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,599 Can't you get a job like this in Torrance? 65 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:54,853 -Yeah, but I don't want to. -Oh, okay. 66 00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,816 So... 67 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,320 ...you want 5 or 10? 68 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,280 What? 69 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:09,076 Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's 10. 70 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:12,287 But if you just wanna look at it, it's only 5. 71 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:16,041 -Guys pay you to watch you, do they? -Yeah. 72 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,960 -You already done it tonight? -Couple times. 73 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:22,798 -And you can do it again? -lf you want. lf you got 10 bucks. 74 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,967 No. 75 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:27,636 My name is Jack. 76 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:29,679 Eddie. Eddie Adams. 77 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,974 -Eddie Adams from Torrance. -Yup. 78 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,310 -Jack Horner, filmmaker. -Really? 79 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:39,981 Yeah. l make, uh, adult films, exotic pictures. 80 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,026 Ah, l know who you are. I read about you in a magazine. 81 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,195 lnside Amber, Amanda's Ride. You made those. 82 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:46,696 -Right. -Those are great. 83 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:48,657 So now you know... 84 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,700 -...I'm not full of doggy doo-doo. -Heh, yeah. 85 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:53,745 Wanna come back to the table and, uh, you know, have a drink with me? 86 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,581 Uh, I'd love to, but I gotta work. 87 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,334 You have to work, get money, you know, pay the rent. 88 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,461 Well, yea-- I mean, no. 89 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:04,256 I need money, but I don't pay rent. I still live at home. 90 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,259 How old are you, Eddie? 91 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:09,511 Seventeen. 92 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,223 Seventeen-year-old piece of gold. 93 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,725 -Heh, yeah, right. -Why don't you come to the table? 94 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:19,396 -l got some people I'd like you to meet. -l do know you. I know who you are. 95 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:23,024 I'd love to come to your table for a drink. Obviously, you're not full of, um-- 96 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:24,359 -Doggy doo-doo. -Yeah. 97 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:28,238 But l just couldn't walk out on Maurice. I'm really sorry. 98 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,615 Yeah. 99 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:35,287 I got a feeling, beneath those jeans there's something wonderful just waiting to get out. 100 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:49,718 - Hey, guys. - Bill. What's up? 101 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:53,763 - Not a lot. What are you guys up to? - Don't know, probably just go home. 102 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:56,600 - I'll see you guys later. - What are you still doing here? 103 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:59,269 -Can l sleep at your place? - Half-hour, l'll be there. 104 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,438 - Bye, Maurice. - Good night. 105 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,648 Hey, listen. Thank you. 106 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,233 Love you, mamita. Take care. 107 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:08,111 This is the man that you let in anytime, you understand? 108 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,238 - Ha, ha. - All right. 109 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:13,742 - Luego. - Hasta manana. 110 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:20,749 Fix you some eggs, beauty? 111 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,960 No. I'm going to sleep. Good night. 112 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:26,922 Good night, honey-tits. Sleep beautiful. 113 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,590 Okay. 114 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,335 Tom? Hi. Yeah, it's me. 115 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,879 I know that it's late, but I-- 116 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:10,340 Is Andy there? Is he? 117 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,010 I'd like to say hello. 118 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:18,056 I'd like to say hello to my son, and that's all. 119 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,104 Let me tell you something. 120 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,691 Let me tell you something you don't know. I know a lawyer. You understand? 121 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:31,987 You might think l don't, but l do, and l'll take you to court. 122 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:40,996 Tom, don't. Come on, Tom. Please. Please. Please. 123 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:42,223 What the fuck are you doing? 124 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,061 What the fuck does it look like l'm doing? 125 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,395 Can you close the door? 126 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,815 Will l close the door? 127 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:54,152 Will l close the door? That's my wife, you asshole. 128 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,572 Uh, I'm sorry. 129 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:01,326 Get out. Go sleep on the couch. 130 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,953 Don't stop, big stud. 131 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,843 Yeah. That's right. 132 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,504 Oh, Jesus, please, okay? Shave if you're gonna do that. 133 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:20,882 -You scratch my face. -Sorry. 134 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,432 -Good morning. -Hey. 135 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,272 How's it at work? You get home late, huh? 136 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,234 -Yeah. -You know, you work in a nightclub. 137 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,237 If it means so much to you, you should find one that's closer. 138 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,446 Yeah. 139 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,075 I gotta get to work. 140 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,452 -At a car wash. -What? 141 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,913 You work at a car wash. You work at a nightclub. 142 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,082 School never occurred to you? 143 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,887 - Bye, Dad. - Bye. 144 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:14,602 So basically, you're getting twice the bass with the TK-421 ... 145 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,313 ...which we've, uh, got available in this system right here. 146 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:21,442 l don't know. I don't really know if l need all that bass. 147 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,945 Oh, l think you need all that bass. 148 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,614 Heh, I mean, if you want a system to handle what you want... 149 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,117 ...yeah, you need the bass. 150 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,288 See, this-- This is hi-fi, okay? 151 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,249 High fidelity. Know what that means? 152 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,460 That means this is the highest quality fidelity. 153 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:43,423 Hi-fi. Those are two very important things to have in a stereo system. 154 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,844 -lt's the price. For the 420-- -l have this very unit in my home. 155 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,804 -Really? -Yes, I do. 156 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,473 Of course, I got it modified with the TK-421 ... 157 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,475 ...which, uh, kicks it up another... 158 00:14:54,643 --> 00:15:00,523 ...l don't know, maybe three or four, um, quads per channel, you know. 159 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:04,235 But that's really-- That's technical talk. That doesn't really concern you. 160 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,238 Still a little uncertain, aren't you? 161 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,656 -Yeah. - Yeah. 162 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,242 You know what you need? You need a test drive. 163 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,411 That's what you need. You need a test drive. 164 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,874 It's one thing to hear it from Buck's mouth, it's another to hear it from the TK-421 . 165 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,918 So let me just pop in this 8-track... 166 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,462 ...and you just give a listen, tell me what you think, okay? 167 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,592 Whoo. Huh? 168 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,887 You hear that? You hear the bass? Right? 169 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,680 You hear it? It kicks. 170 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:37,810 It turns. It curls up your belly. Makes you wanna freaky-deaky, right? 171 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,897 Heh, you got that? Now, see, if you get this system as is... 172 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:44,192 ...it's not gonna sound like this without the TK-421 modification... 173 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,528 ...and we do that in the store right here, very small price. 174 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,740 Go on and move with it if you need to. It helps me. 175 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,368 Thank you for your time. 176 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,579 Oh, okay. Well, hey. So long, partner. 177 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,124 -What the fuck was that? -What? 178 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,876 -Have I told you? -Have-- What? 179 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,962 -Have I? -l don't know what you're talking about. 180 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,924 You put on that country-western shit, no one's gonna buy a stereo. 181 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,677 What kind of brother are you, anyway? Listening to that shit. 182 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,346 -All right. Look, Jerry-- -No, no, no. You look. 183 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,390 I gave you a job here because, you know... 184 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:19,394 ...l thought your acting stuff might bring some nice pussy into the place, and it has. 185 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:23,564 But l can't have any more fuckups. You dig? 186 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:24,774 Yeah. 187 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,776 -You dig? -Yeah. I dig. 188 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:30,279 Okay, now get in the back and, uh, unload those new 484s. 189 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,949 All right. Sorry, I was just-- 190 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,910 Settle down, class. Settle down. 191 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,621 This is your final. 192 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:42,583 Keep your test papers face down until I tell you to turn them up. 193 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,420 Clear your tables, please. 194 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:49,674 There should be nothing on your desk but your test paper and a pencil. 195 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:54,387 We're covering chapters 17 through 28. 196 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:58,766 Your eyes should stay on your test paper, please. 197 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,977 Are we ready? 198 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,479 Class, begin. 199 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:34,218 I love to suck cock. l love to suck cock. 200 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:51,152 Honey? You okay? Sweetheart? ls something wrong? 201 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,990 - I gotta get back. - I need it once more. 202 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:59,160 - I have to go back to work. -Come on. Give it to me, Eddie. 203 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,162 Don't make me pounce you, Sheryl Lynn. 204 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,247 -Ooh, baby, baby, baby. -l'll do it. 205 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,792 -You promise? -Oh, that's it. 206 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,418 -You want it? -Yeah. 207 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,170 -How bad? -Bad. 208 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,005 -You sure? -Yeah. 209 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,173 You asked for it. 210 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,346 Oh, God. Wait. 211 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,558 Stop. Stop. 212 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,352 What? 213 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,235 Your cock is so beautiful. 214 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,153 Yeah? 215 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,031 Do you know how good you are at doing it, Eddie? 216 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,993 Having sex? Fucking me? Making love to me? 217 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,289 Everyone has one thing, you think? 218 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,959 I mean, everyone's given one special thing, right? 219 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,961 That's right. 220 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,590 Everyone's blessed with one special thing. 221 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,261 Hey. 222 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,766 I want you to know l plan on being a star. 223 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,394 A big, bright shining star. 224 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:10,273 That's what l want. That's what l'm gonna get. 225 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,191 I know. 226 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,152 I gotta go. 227 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,446 You're lucky. 228 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,402 Hi. 229 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,320 - Eddie. -Hi. 230 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,821 - Want a ride? -Jack? 231 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:44,659 - Yeah. Want a ride? -Hi. Uh, well, l'm going really far. 232 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,245 Do you remember me from a couple hours ago? 233 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,413 Yeah, l remember. 234 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,541 Come with us, sweetie. 235 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,585 Okay. 236 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,551 This is a really cool car, Jack. 237 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:10,184 So, what I'm trying to tell you, Eddie... 238 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:15,314 ...is that it takes a lot of the good, old American green stuff... 239 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,484 ...to make one of these things, you know what l mean? 240 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:22,530 I mean, you know, you've got your camera, you've got your film... 241 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,908 ...you got your lights, you got your sound, you got your lab costs... 242 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:29,412 ...you got your developing, you got your synching, you got your editing. 243 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:36,294 Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20-, 25-, $30,000 on a movie. 244 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,422 -Wow, that's a lot of money. -You bet your ass it is. 245 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,382 But if you make a good one... 246 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,719 ...there's practically no end to how much money you can make. 247 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,555 -Have you seen Jack's house? - No. 248 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,850 -He will. - He'll see it. 249 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,186 You got maybe 15, 20 guys standing around... 250 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,940 ...just making sure that your lighting is right. 251 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,444 But you can work out in the morning, you can work out at noon... 252 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,487 ...you can work out at night. 253 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,782 It doesn't matter if you don't have those juices flowing... 254 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:11,746 ...down there in the Mr. Torpedo area, in the fun zone... 255 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,415 ...but you gotta get the people in the theater. 256 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,751 You know, you need the big dicks, the big tits. 257 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,378 Uh-oh. Here we go. 258 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:23,090 How do you keep them in the theater after they've come? 259 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,509 With beauty... 260 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,804 ...and with acting. 261 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:33,517 Now, l understand you've gotta get them in the theater, you know? 262 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,102 You gotta keep the seats full. 263 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:39,273 But l don't wanna make a film where they show up, they sit down... 264 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,818 ...they jack off, and they get up and they get out before the story ends. 265 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:48,616 It is my dream, it is my goal, it is my idea to make a film... 266 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:52,787 ...that the story just sucks them in... 267 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:58,125 ...and when they spurt out that joy juice, they just gotta sit in it. 268 00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:04,757 They can't move until they find out how the story ends. 269 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:09,637 You know, aah, I wanna make a film like that. 270 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,264 And l understand, you know, they have to make films-- 271 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:15,976 I've made them myself, you know, that are a few laughs... 272 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:19,522 ...everybody fucks their brains out, and that's fine. 273 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:23,818 But it's my dream to make a film... 274 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,113 ...that is true... 275 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:31,951 ...and right and dramatic. 276 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,954 You sure you don't want a Fresca? 277 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,539 -No, thanks. -Are you sure? 278 00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,833 -Yeah. -You're out of limes, Jack. 279 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,752 Well, check in the kitchen, darling. 280 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:45,506 I'm going to bed. 281 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,843 Good night, Jackie. Don't stay up too late. 282 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,845 Good night, beauty. 283 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,222 -Good night, Eddie. -Good night. 284 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,433 Glad you came by. 285 00:23:57,352 --> 00:24:00,271 -You're great. -Oh, thank you. 286 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,027 She's the best. 287 00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,239 She's a wonderful mother, you know? 288 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:13,701 She's a mother to all those who need love. 289 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,537 -She's really nice. -Yeah. 290 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:22,835 You know what l'm thinking? l'm thinking, I wanna be in business with you, Eddie. 291 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,504 -Really? -Yeah. What do you think? 292 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,548 I'd love it. 293 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,509 What do you think of Rollergirl? 294 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:33,345 -She's great. -Yeah. 295 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:36,307 -Would you like to do it? -Have sex? 296 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,977 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. l mean, I'd love to. 297 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,397 -She's really foxy. -Oh, you bet your ass she is. 298 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,399 You're officially out of limes, Jack. 299 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,068 Well, l'll pick up some for you tomorrow or something. 300 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,361 Come here, darling. 301 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:53,532 I want you to go over there and sit on the couch with Eddie. 302 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,618 Here we go. Are we gonna fuck? 303 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:59,705 -Oh, yes. -Ha, ha. Wait a minute. 304 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,762 -Are you ready? - Yeah. Are you? 305 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,764 Oh, yeah. 306 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,436 Are you gonna take your skates off 307 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,064 I don't take my skates off. 308 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,274 -And don't fucking come in. - Okay. 309 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,986 Aim it at her tits, Eddie. 310 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,221 -Hi. -Where were you? 311 00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,641 -Nowhere. -Shut up. Where were you? 312 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:04,645 You see that little slut girl you see? Sheryl? Sheryl Lynn? 313 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,564 Don't say that. 314 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:09,984 Make you feel like a stud to see trash like that? 315 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:13,821 -She your girlfriend? -No, she's not my girlfr-- 316 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,157 She's a little whore and a little piece of trash. 317 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:19,994 And l know you're not the only one she sees. 318 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:23,706 -Why would you say something like that? -l heard things about her, that girl. 319 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,458 Don't think I don't know what goes on when l'm not here. 320 00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:30,504 I wash your sheets. I know she's been here. Or you doing something else in there... 321 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,840 ...with your music and your posters on the wall? 322 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,176 -What is your problem? -Okay, fine. All right. Just go. 323 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:39,179 Go to that whore Sheryl Lynn. Why don't you just go to her? 324 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,848 -Yeah. Well, maybe l will. -Yeah? 325 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,349 -Yeah. -What are you gonna do? 326 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:45,769 - I don't know. I'll do something. - You can't do anything. 327 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:48,272 You're a loser. You'll always be a loser. 328 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,442 You couldn't even finish high school because you were so stupid. 329 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,736 -So, what are you gonna do? -l'll do something. 330 00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:56,739 I'll go somewhere. I'll run away where you can never find me. 331 00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,616 Go ahead and fuck that little girl. 332 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:04,330 -What do you think you're doing? -l'm getting my stuff. 333 00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:08,208 You think that's your stuff That's not your stuff. You didn't pay for it. 334 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:11,587 That is not your stuff because you didn't pay for it, stupid! 335 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:14,423 None of this is yours! This-- 336 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:18,010 You leave here, you leave with what you've got! 337 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,305 Nothing! Nothing! 338 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:25,142 You understand me? You want to treat me like this? 339 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,686 -This is what happens, okay? - I didn't do anything. 340 00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:30,105 You want to live that way? Fuck that little whore! 341 00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:33,400 You think you're gonna be this? You think you're gonna be this? 342 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:34,943 Goddamn poster! 343 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:38,030 Don't do that! Don't do that! Why are you doing that? 344 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,574 You're not gonna be shit because you're too stupid! 345 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,618 -l'm not stupid! -Yes, you are! 346 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:46,246 Please, please. Don't fucking do that. Please don't be mean to me. 347 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:49,166 I'm not being mean to you. You're just too stupid to see it. 348 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:53,253 You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what l'm gonna be. 349 00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:56,465 You don't know. l'm good. I have good things you don't know about. 350 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:57,966 I'm gonna be something! l am! 351 00:27:58,134 --> 00:28:00,761 -Don't fucking tell me I'm not! -You can't do anything. 352 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:04,431 Don't be mean! And you don't talk to me! No! 353 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:06,350 Fuck. 354 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:19,071 Eddie Adams from Torrance. 355 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:21,198 I knew you'd make it. 356 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,576 -You take the bus the whole way here? -Yeah. It wasn't bad, though. 357 00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:26,120 -How are you? - Oh, great. 358 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,414 I got some people l want you to meet. 359 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,880 - Do you like music? - I love music. 360 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:40,008 - What kind? -All kinds of music. Rock, jazz, classical. 361 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,761 Oh, l want you to meet a couple of great people. 362 00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:45,931 -Buck and Becky. - Hi. I'm Eddie. Eddie Adams. 363 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,809 - Buck Swope. Nice to meet you. -Our new fella. 364 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,978 -Becky Barnett. -lt's nice to meet you. 365 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,187 Oh, this is the new fella? 366 00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:53,522 - Oh, ho. - Oh, ho. 367 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,315 - Is that a faccia? -That is a faccia. 368 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:58,193 -l didn't know you'd be so precious. -Faccia's "face," right? 369 00:28:58,361 --> 00:28:59,570 -That's right. -Yeah. 370 00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:03,157 - Nice to meet you, guys. -All right. 371 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,159 -Great people. -Oh, yeah. 372 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:06,910 He's one hell of an actor. 373 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:09,747 Hey, Reed. Reed-o. 374 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:13,959 I want you to meet the new boy on the street. 375 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,461 Eddie Adams. 376 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,963 - Hi. I'm Eddie. -Hi, Eddie. Reed Rothchild. 377 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:21,091 -l want you to stick around for a while. -Sure. 378 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:24,094 -Make him something special. -Aye, aye. 379 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:27,014 -So you live on this street? -No, no. 380 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,558 Oh, l thought Jack just said you did. 381 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:31,351 -No. -Hmm. 382 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:32,644 -Want a drink? -Sure. 383 00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:35,189 -Margarita? -Great. 384 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:37,191 Wow. 385 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:44,031 Two, four, mm-hm, whatever. 386 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:48,744 -Can l ask you something? -Uh-huh. 387 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,829 -Do you work out? -Yeah. 388 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:53,373 Yeah. You look like it. What do you squat? 389 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:56,919 -About two. -Super, super. 390 00:29:57,086 --> 00:29:58,962 What about you? 391 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,507 What do you squat? 392 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,384 -Three-fifty. -Wow. 393 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:06,887 -No B.S. -That's a lot. 394 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,723 -Where do you work out? -ln Torrance, where l live. 395 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,391 Cool. Cool. 396 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:15,687 Hey, you ever go to Vince's out here? Oh, no. l would have seen you. 397 00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:18,899 -l'm there every day. -l've always wanted to work out at Vince's. 398 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:22,236 Cool. Here. Taste that. 399 00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:28,951 -Ahem, rock 'n' roll. -Right? 400 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:35,165 -Did you ever see that movie Star Wars? -Oh, about four times. 401 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:39,211 -People tell me l look like Han Solo. -Really? 402 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,673 What do you bench? 403 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:45,217 You tell first. 404 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,219 I asked you first. 405 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,137 Same time. 406 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,722 Cool. 407 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,599 -Are you ready? -Ready. 408 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:56,395 One, two, three.... 409 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,522 -You didn't say anything. -Oh, neither did you. 410 00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:01,441 Hey, guys. Look at me. 411 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:21,169 Thank you, Johnny. My dear, it's party time. 412 00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:24,464 Oh, do you look lovely. Mm. 413 00:31:24,632 --> 00:31:28,427 -Hello, Colonel. How are you? - Oh, hello, Jack. Ha-ha-ha. 414 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,596 Hi. This is my lady friend. 415 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:34,433 Darling, l'd like you to meet Jack Horner, the finest director in the business. 416 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:35,642 -Hi. -Hi. 417 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,436 Do you have any coke at this party? 418 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:40,314 -They can find some somewhere. Ha, ha. - Ha, ha. 419 00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:42,482 -Great. - You're no bigger than a minute? 420 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:43,650 Uh-uh. Ha, ha. 421 00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,569 - Shy as a butterfly. - I'll bet. 422 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:50,073 He has every right to tell me how to sell stereos. lt's his store, I'll listen. 423 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,576 He does not have the right to tell me how to dress. 424 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,703 Where's he get off telling me how to dress, huh? 425 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,664 -lt's old. lt's just plain old. -No, wait. Let me tell you-- 426 00:31:57,832 --> 00:31:59,917 He was obviously pissed off about the music. 427 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:03,253 -What's wrong with it? -The cowboy look ended six years ago. 428 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:06,673 -lt's coming back though, Becky. -No, it's not. lt's over. lt's dead, okay? 429 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:08,842 I don't think you know what you're talking about. 430 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,011 I do know what l'm talking about. 431 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,847 Your bosses at the stereo store are saying the same thing. 432 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:17,017 -What? What? -You have to get a new look. 433 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,019 What? You get a new look. 434 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,480 I have a look, okay? The look l have is just fine. 435 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:24,524 -What's your look? -Chocolate love, all right? 436 00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:26,443 -Oh, take a pill. -One hundred percent. 437 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:29,237 You don't have to lash out. I'm trying to be your friend. 438 00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:32,532 -Okay, Becky. Drop it. -l tried opening up a club there, you know? 439 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:36,328 But you see, Miss Amber, l'm just this poor fellow from Puerto Rico, you know? 440 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:38,372 I got this club. Yeah, that's one thing. 441 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:41,833 But soon that goes, l die, then what do l have? I got nothing. 442 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,043 Mm-hm. 443 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,462 You know, I want something I can send home, you know? 444 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:50,425 Something l can send to my brothers and say, "Look at me. 445 00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:53,887 Look at me and all the beautiful women I've been with." 446 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,556 So what? You want me to talk to Jack? 447 00:32:56,724 --> 00:33:00,435 Yeah. l mean, you know. I mean, what am l asking you here? 448 00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:02,813 Honey, Amber, baby, please, talk to Jack. 449 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,399 Tell him l can do this. Tell him l won't be bad. 450 00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:08,110 -So you wanna be in a movie? -Baby, please. 451 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:10,529 -l'll see what I can do. -Would you, love? 452 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:12,280 Thank you very much. 453 00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:13,490 Thank you, mamita. 454 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:19,788 Maurice, can I talk to you? I need to talk to you now. 455 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:22,082 - Now? - Yeah. We gotta go in here. 456 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,917 - Excuse me. -Hi. 457 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,086 Can l join in? 458 00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:27,879 Most certainly. 459 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:31,550 - Your cowboy--? That's not dead. - Then what is Becky talking about? 460 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,553 - She's got something up her ass. - Fuck that shit. 461 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:36,346 Bitch. 462 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:58,118 -Do a cannonball. - No, no. Watch this jackknife. 463 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,793 - Did it look cool? -That was pretty good. 464 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:09,087 Let me show you what you did wrong. 465 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,852 Full flip. 466 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,070 Whoa. 467 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:40,827 Ow. 468 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:43,288 -You all right? -Yeah. 469 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:46,208 Hey, you gotta bring your legs all the way around. 470 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:49,127 I know. I know. 471 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,047 -Hey, hey, hey. This is my point. -What? 472 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:54,049 -Okay, you know what I say? -What? 473 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,134 Wear what you dig. 474 00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:58,887 That's it. Just wear what you dig. 475 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:02,140 -That's what I said. -Well, what's the problem? 476 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,686 -Should l get that? -Yeah. 477 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:10,065 Hello? Uh-huh. 478 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,400 Uh, can you speak a little louder, please? 479 00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:15,987 A who? A Ma--? A Maggie. You know a Maggie? 480 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:19,950 -l don't know a Maggie. -Uh, look, sorry. There's no Maggie here. 481 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:24,830 Your-- Your mother. Oh, okay. Just give me a sec. 482 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:27,332 Watch that for me, okay? 483 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:33,547 Uh, excuse me, is Maggie here? Maggie? Are you Maggie? 484 00:35:33,714 --> 00:35:37,175 No? Do you know? Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. 485 00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:39,010 Do you know Maggie? 486 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,473 -Are you Maggie? -No. 487 00:35:44,058 --> 00:35:46,351 Oh, man. Can you believe this? 488 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:50,105 Hello? Yeah, listen. I'm sorry, there's no Maggie here. 489 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:53,817 Okay. No, no. lt's not a problem. Okay. Ciao. 490 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:58,113 -Who was that? -Oh, some kid looking for his mom. 491 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:49,414 -What the fuck are you doing? -What's it look like they're doing? 492 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:50,749 That's my wife. 493 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:54,878 Shut up, Bill. You're embarrassing me. 494 00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:57,714 Yeah, Little Bill. Shut up. 495 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:12,520 -Little Bill. -Hey, Kurt. How's it going? 496 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:15,607 -What's wrong with you? -Oh, my fucking wife, man. 497 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,734 She's down there, some idiot's dick in her. 498 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:21,154 Everybody's standing around watching. It's a fucking embarrassment. 499 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,657 Yeah, yeah. l know. Anyway, listen. 500 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,159 -Yeah. -For the shoot, I wanna talk about the look. 501 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:28,411 -See about getting this new zoom lens. -Right. 502 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:31,498 I was wondering if we'd be able to look into getting more lights. 503 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,041 Jack wants a minimal thing. 504 00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:36,670 Yeah, well, very often minimal means a lot more photographically, I think-- 505 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:39,506 -Well, l think than most people understand. -l understand. 506 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:42,592 No, I know you understand. I'm talking about some other people. 507 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,262 I think what Jack is talking about is minimal. 508 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,389 Not really natural, but minimal. 509 00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:50,225 -Okay, fine. Uh, l was just saying-- -l understand. 510 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:53,186 Yeah, because I'm trying to give each picture its own look. 511 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:56,356 -Can we talk about this later? -Oh, yeah. 512 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,817 You gotta go somewhere, or...? 513 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:01,444 Yeah. No. l mean, unh-- 514 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:03,446 I was hoping for the shoot tomorrow... 515 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:06,032 ...we could send Rocky down and he could pick it up. 516 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,909 -Kurt. -No, hey. Got you. 517 00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:10,203 You gotta go somewhere, so, hey, what the fuck? 518 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:13,039 It's only the photography of the film we're talking about. 519 00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:16,960 -Are you giving me shit, Kurt? -No. Hey, no way, Little Bill. 520 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:20,380 My fucking wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, Kurt. 521 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:23,550 All right? l'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography... 522 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:27,721 -...of the film we're shooting tomorrow. -Okay. No big deal. Sorry. 523 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,765 -All right? -Gotcha. 524 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,031 All right, where is it? 525 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:55,081 I think she's sick. 526 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,252 -Oh, what the fuck is this? - l didn't do anything. l-- I didn't-- 527 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:01,546 -ls she breathing? -l don't know. 528 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:04,716 -l think maybe she did too much coke. -Do you think so, doctor? 529 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,218 -This girl's definitely OD'd. -Oh, fuck me. Okay. 530 00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:09,220 I want you to handle this for me, Johnny. 531 00:39:09,388 --> 00:39:10,472 -You listening? - Yeah. 532 00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:14,893 Get her in the car, drive her to Saint Joe's. Drop her off in the front. l don't want any-- 533 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,812 - Got you. - Make sure no one sees the limo. 534 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:20,523 -Got it. -What the fuck is this? 535 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:24,277 This is twice in two days that a chick has OD'd on me. 536 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,447 You think maybe you ought to think about getting some new shit? 537 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:28,656 - Yes, sir. -Ah. 538 00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:32,118 -Oh, shit. She's freaking out. -Oh, see? Look at this. 539 00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:34,746 With all this fucking conversation. Come on. Come on. 540 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:37,874 -Please don't die. -Hey, hey. 541 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,959 Come on! 542 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,964 -Back door, Johnny. - You got it. 543 00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,175 Fucking shit. 544 00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:53,723 Get out of my way. 545 00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:58,186 - Bart, is she all right? - Shut the fuck up. 546 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:30,301 -Hey, Reed. - Hey, Scotty J. How are you? 547 00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:33,513 You know, you know. Ha, ha, who's this? 548 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:37,183 Eddie, this is Scotty J. He's a friend. He works on some of the films. 549 00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:39,102 -Nice to meet you. -Oh, yeah. Me too. 550 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,895 Uh, you gonna be working, or...? 551 00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:42,856 - Um, maybe. -Oh. 552 00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:45,859 -Probably. Ha, ha. - That's great. Ha, ha. 553 00:40:46,026 --> 00:40:49,279 How'd you meet Jack? Because I work on the films, you know, sometimes. 554 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,906 -So if you ever, yeah.... - Hey, Eddie. 555 00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:56,286 -Come here a second. -That's the boy you told me about. 556 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,705 Uh, could you excuse me for a minute? 557 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:00,874 - Yeah. -Very nice to meet you. 558 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,126 -Take care. -Yeah. 559 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,590 -Hey. -Eddie Adams, this is the Colonel. 560 00:41:08,757 --> 00:41:10,717 -Hi. - How do you do, Eddie? 561 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:13,219 Eddie is, uh, interested in film. 562 00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:17,056 Oh. l can't give you much advice that Jack probably doesn't know... 563 00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:19,684 ...but l can advise that you think about your name. 564 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:20,894 My name. Yeah. 565 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:23,897 Like, think about some name that makes you happy. 566 00:41:24,064 --> 00:41:26,649 -Something with a little pizzazz, you know? - Sure. 567 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:32,322 You see, Eddie, the Colonel here, he puts up all the money for our films. 568 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,741 It's an important part of the process. 569 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:37,660 -Oh. Great, great. -l'm looking forward to seeing you in action. 570 00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:41,915 -Jack says you got a great big cock. -Um, well, heh, l don't know. I guess so. 571 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:43,833 May I see it? 572 00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:45,960 - Really? -Please. Yeah. 573 00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,754 Okay. 574 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,054 -Well, thank you, Eddie. - No problem. 575 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:58,765 - Thanks, Eddie. - Bye. 576 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:27,752 - You wanna hear a poem l wrote? - Yeah. 577 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,420 Okay. 578 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:35,927 l love you, you love me Going down the sugar tree 579 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:40,974 We'll go down the sugar tree And see lots of bees 580 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:44,352 Playing, playing 581 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:48,815 But the bees won't sting Because you love me 582 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,401 -That's it. -That's fucking great. Did you write that? 583 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:55,488 -Yeah. I write songs too. l'm still working-- How's it going, boys? 584 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:57,740 Hey, Jack. 585 00:42:58,617 --> 00:42:59,659 Having a good time? 586 00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:02,328 Excellent time. Thank you, Jack. It was a great party. 587 00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:05,790 -The best. -Ah, that's what Jackie's house is for. 588 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,834 To have a good time. Right? 589 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:09,502 -That's right. -Coming in. 590 00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:13,673 - Woo-hoo. Ha, ha. -Ha, ha. 591 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:18,052 - Ah, how about a little bubbles? - Oh, yeah. 592 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:22,473 -Excuse me, Jack. - Yeah? 593 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:25,393 I was thinking about what the Colonel was saying, about my name. 594 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:28,187 - Uh-huh. -l was just wondering if you had any ideas. 595 00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:31,774 I had some thoughts on it, yeah. What about you? What do you think? 596 00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:35,528 Well, my idea was-- You know, I just want a name-- 597 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:38,364 I want it so it can cut glass, you know, like razor-sharp. 598 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:39,824 Razor-sharp. Right. 599 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:43,870 Yeah, well, when I close my eyes, I see this thing. lt's like this big sign. 600 00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:46,539 And the name is in, like, bright-blue neon lights... 601 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:49,042 ...with, like, purple outline. 602 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:54,005 And this name is just so bright and so sharp that the sign, it just blows up... 603 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:57,216 ...because the name is just so powerful. 604 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:08,311 It says, "Dirk Diggler." 605 00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:13,733 I think-- I think heaven has sent you here, Dirk Diggler. 606 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:18,821 I think the angels have blessed us all because of you. 607 00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:22,283 - You're Dirk. Ha, ha. -Dirk Diggler, ha, ha. 608 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,410 Amen. 609 00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:32,585 Talk to me, Kurt. 610 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,170 -Twenty to 30. -Oy. 611 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:38,383 -l got a couple tough shadows to deal with. -There's shadows in life, baby. 612 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,093 - Jack. - Yo. 613 00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:44,389 -You, uh, wanna go over this? - Okay. 614 00:44:44,598 --> 00:44:48,017 Uh, the setup is-- Okay, here we go. 615 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:50,103 Uh, "One, Amber talking to Becky. 616 00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:53,231 They make the telephone call to the agents to send over some actors. 617 00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:58,903 Two, enter Reed to audition for Amber. They go at it. Becky watches. 618 00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:01,739 Three, Becky goes to the bathroom to jack off. 619 00:45:01,907 --> 00:45:04,575 She gets interrupted by Amber. They go at it. 620 00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:06,619 Four...." 621 00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:10,331 Who's "Dirk--? Dirk Diggler?" 622 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:14,043 That's that new, good-looking kid. Eddie at the club. 623 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:15,294 -Good name. -Yeah. 624 00:45:15,462 --> 00:45:18,297 Anyway, uh, "Enter Dirk. He meets Becky. They go at it." 625 00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:22,802 No, ugh. Change that, will you? Uh-- I want Eddie to be auditioning for Amber. 626 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,637 Got it. 627 00:45:25,472 --> 00:45:28,141 -Darling, where are you going? -Huh? l gotta go wash my vagina. 628 00:45:28,308 --> 00:45:30,685 - How long will you be? - Two seconds. 629 00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:32,687 You want it clean, don't you? 630 00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:38,401 I'm back now. l'm ready to start my-- 631 00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:42,029 -Come in. -Hey. 632 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,157 -Hi. -Ha, ha. Hi. 633 00:45:44,491 --> 00:45:46,909 Dirk. Dirk Diggler. 634 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,955 -Scotty. -Yeah, uh-- 635 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:55,001 I'm supposed to come get you now and tell you that they're all ready now. 636 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:57,628 -Okay. -Yeah. Okay. 637 00:46:00,507 --> 00:46:02,842 Do you think you could give me a minute? 638 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:05,887 Thanks. 639 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:14,187 l'm back now. I'm ready to start my acting career. 640 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:25,198 That's right. 641 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:32,455 - Hey. -Hey. 642 00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,665 -You look really good. -Oh, thank you. 643 00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:36,834 Ahem. And you look really sexy. 644 00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:38,920 -Thanks. -Yeah. 645 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:45,718 -l like your name a lot. -You do? 646 00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:47,345 Yeah. lt's really cool. 647 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,555 -Thanks. -Yeah. Heh. 648 00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:56,604 You'll be right down there. 649 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:07,031 Thanks. Hey. 650 00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:09,242 - Ho, how's my boy? -Great. 651 00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:10,660 -How you feeling? -Let's do it. 652 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,286 Ha, ha. All right. 653 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:14,497 -Remember everything we talked about? -Yeah. 654 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:18,709 Okay, now, you're gonna come through the door, walk right over here... 655 00:47:18,877 --> 00:47:23,589 ...l'll-- l'll say, uh, "Action, Eddie." That'll be your cue, right? 656 00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:26,551 You come through the door, you walk over here to the desk... 657 00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:29,637 ...to Amber, and we shoot. 658 00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:32,932 -Um, do we go right into the sex, or...? - I need some more fill. 659 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:34,892 -ls that all right? - Good. 660 00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:37,019 -ls it okay with you? - That looks good. 661 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,438 -Amber? -Good. 662 00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:43,234 -Okay. -Okay. You don't need a rehearsal? 663 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:45,027 No, it's okay. I can do it. 664 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:46,988 Okay, then we'll shoot the rehearsal. 665 00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:48,531 -Great. -All right. 666 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,741 -Um, could I ask you something, Jack? -Sure. 667 00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,244 Um, I was wondering if you could, um... 668 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,289 ...call me Dirk Diggler from now on. 669 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,790 -Absolutely. -Great. Heh. 670 00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,125 -l'm sorry. -Oh, no. It's-- 671 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:01,878 -No, no. From now on. -Thanks. 672 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,880 Okay, let's get a good one. 673 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:07,383 -Do you wanna practice your lines with me? -No, I know it. 674 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,635 -You look great, honey. -Thanks. 675 00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:12,054 Um, does he want me to keep going until I come? 676 00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:15,641 -Yeah. You just come when you're ready. -Okay. Well, where should I do it? 677 00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:17,101 Where do you want? 678 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:19,437 Wherever you tell me. 679 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,480 Well, come on my tits if you can, okay? 680 00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:24,775 Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits if you can. 681 00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:27,528 Yeah. No problem. 682 00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,034 Are you all right, honey? 683 00:48:33,201 --> 00:48:35,828 Oh, this is great. l'm fine. I just wanna do good. 684 00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:38,164 -l just want it to be really good. -Mm-hm. 685 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:42,835 I was wondering, is it okay if l really try to make it look sexy? Would that be okay? 686 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:45,338 -Okay. -Great. 687 00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,092 -You ready? -Yeah. 688 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:53,930 Make your entrance through this door. He'll call, "Action." That's your cue. 689 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:56,015 -You got the lines for the scene? -Uh-huh. 690 00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:58,726 If you drop one, just call for it, but do not stop, okay? 691 00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,519 Do not stop. You want some water? 692 00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:03,439 -No, I'm fine. Thanks. -Okay. You're gonna do fine. 693 00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:05,775 Roll it, Scotty. 694 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:08,903 Speed. Ahem. 695 00:49:09,571 --> 00:49:10,863 - Sticks. - Marker. 696 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,491 - Yeah? - Camera's set. 697 00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:15,826 -We're ready, chief. - Okay. 698 00:49:16,161 --> 00:49:18,079 And... 699 00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,791 ...action, Dirk. 700 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,464 Hello. Are you John? 701 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:30,800 Yes, ma'am. 702 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,469 Your agency recommends you very highly. 703 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:37,390 Well, l'm a really hard worker, and if you give me a job, l won't disappoint you. 704 00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:40,476 -What special skills do you have? -Well, I just got-- 705 00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:44,313 I've been in the Marines for three years. I just got back from a tour of duty. 706 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:46,565 -You're kidding. -No, l'm not. 707 00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:50,152 And it got really hard being surrounded by all those guys all day. 708 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,405 How long has it been since you've had a woman? 709 00:49:52,572 --> 00:49:55,783 -A long time. -That's terrible. 710 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:59,996 But now l'm back, and l'm ready to pursue my acting career. 711 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:03,416 Well, as you may or may not know, this is an important film for me. 712 00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:06,335 lf it's not a hit, I'm gonna get kicked out of my apartment. 713 00:50:06,503 --> 00:50:09,588 -My landlord's a real jerk. -Really? 714 00:50:09,756 --> 00:50:13,592 Why don't you take your pants off? It's important I get an idea of your size. 715 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,553 No problem. 716 00:50:20,475 --> 00:50:22,184 Oh. 717 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:51,964 I think that you have the job, but why don't I make sure of something? 718 00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:57,470 This is a giant cock. 719 00:52:38,029 --> 00:52:39,613 We've rolled out. 720 00:52:39,781 --> 00:52:42,158 Uh, we gotta change mags. 721 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,743 Do it quickly. 722 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,127 - Kids. -ls everything cool? 723 00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:56,088 It's going great. We just gotta change the angle. 724 00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:58,090 Does it--? Does it look sexy? 725 00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:01,343 -Oh, it's great. -You're doing so good, Dirk. 726 00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:03,762 -Does it feel good? -Yep. 727 00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:11,896 Okay? 728 00:53:12,063 --> 00:53:13,439 Roll sound, Scotty. 729 00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:18,861 Speed. 730 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,697 Quiet. Sticks. 731 00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:27,620 Marker. 732 00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:29,455 We're back. 733 00:53:30,332 --> 00:53:31,582 Action, kids. 734 00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:36,629 -We're gonna go down now. -Okay. 735 00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:41,926 -No. No, first-- Down again. -Okay. 736 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:50,601 John, you're a wonderful actor. 737 00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:53,020 Oh, John. 738 00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:00,986 - Oh, John. -Yeah. 739 00:54:01,154 --> 00:54:04,323 John, you're a wonderful actor. 740 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:21,173 -You're amazing. -Oh, you feel so good, Amber. 741 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:23,050 -Are you ready to come? -Yeah. 742 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:25,344 -Come in me. -What? 743 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:29,306 Don't worry. l'm fixed. I want you to come in me. 744 00:54:29,474 --> 00:54:31,267 -Okay. Yeah. -Yeah? 745 00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:32,851 Okay. 746 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:42,194 Oh, God, yeah. 747 00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:49,201 Wonderful. 748 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:53,455 -Cut. Terrific. Nice work. Nice work. - All right. 749 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:56,125 Congratulations. That was great, wasn't it? 750 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,835 -Wasn't that sexy? - Rock 'n' roll. 751 00:54:58,003 --> 00:54:59,545 - That was something. - Really good. 752 00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:01,046 It looked great. Very sexy. 753 00:55:01,214 --> 00:55:03,340 - Doesn't he fuck like a champ? - Was it sexy? 754 00:55:03,508 --> 00:55:04,717 - You rocked. - Thanks. 755 00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:07,553 - Hey, the camera loves you. - We didn't get the come shot. 756 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,346 - What? - We missed the come shot. 757 00:55:09,514 --> 00:55:11,140 He came inside of her. 758 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:13,976 Maybe we could, like, go to stock footage or-- 759 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:17,813 Are you crazy? It won't match. 760 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:19,023 -Well-- Jack. 761 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:22,985 - Hmm? -l could do it again if you need a close-up. 762 00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:30,659 - Here we go. - Here we go. 763 00:55:31,453 --> 00:55:33,287 Okay, everyone say, "Dirk." 764 00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:34,788 Dirk. 765 00:55:36,499 --> 00:55:37,583 These are real wood. 766 00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:40,711 No, these. These are the ones. These are great. 767 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,921 Yeah. Those are really cool. Are they lizard? 768 00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:46,091 No. They're ltalian. I'm gonna fucking buy these. 769 00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:49,970 Guys. 770 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:54,141 It's funny you say that because we should be in a band, you know? 771 00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:04,610 - Like my shoes? - They're cool. 772 00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:07,196 I got them with Reed and Scotty. They're cool, huh? 773 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,656 - Yeah. - You know, embossed leather... 774 00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:13,285 ...with this patchwork, reptilian-pattern design. 775 00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:15,412 -Cool. -Can we have some hot sauce here? 776 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:17,331 -Oh, hi, Scotty. -Hi, Scotty. 777 00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:20,250 -Come on, sit down and help yourself. - Oh, thanks. 778 00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:21,502 Say hello to Jaime Lynn. 779 00:56:21,669 --> 00:56:24,296 -Scotty, this is Jaime Lynn. -l was thinking about the-- 780 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:26,382 Scotty, Jaime Lynn. Say hello to Jaime Lynn. 781 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:28,467 - You're a Leo, huh? - That's right. 782 00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:31,136 -Hey, my girlfriend wants to meet you. -ls that right? 783 00:56:31,304 --> 00:56:33,847 -This is Raymond. -How do you do? What's your name? 784 00:56:34,015 --> 00:56:35,974 -Becky Barnett. -Excuse me? 785 00:56:36,142 --> 00:56:38,018 Becky Barnett. 786 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:40,771 -Raymond's a Leo. -l knew it. I knew it. 787 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:42,648 - What's your sign? -l'm a Pisces. 788 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:44,983 What? l can't deal with no Pisces. 789 00:56:45,151 --> 00:56:47,111 -That shirt's pretty sexy too. -Well, yeah. 790 00:56:47,278 --> 00:56:50,030 Well, this is, um, like, imported Italian nylon... 791 00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:53,283 ...and, uh, it's like a special-edition, limited silk print... 792 00:56:53,451 --> 00:56:57,746 ...and it was done by this really famous, um, design artist from ltaly. 793 00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:58,956 Pick a card, man. 794 00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:01,375 What's up, baby? l love you. Picture later, baby. 795 00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:04,920 What table's that going to? Four? Five, Jose. Five. 796 00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:09,007 What's happening, my man? You alive, man. l thought you were dead. 797 00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:12,678 -Yo, what's up, people? - Rise from the deck. 798 00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:14,263 Oh. 799 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,265 -Damn, that's-- -Two of diamonds, right? 800 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,475 -That's my card. That is incredible. -Right. 801 00:57:18,643 --> 00:57:22,688 But doesn't it make you nervous when you're dealing with all those evil forces? 802 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:24,398 Horses? What? 803 00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:26,984 No. The evil forces. 804 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:30,696 Evil? No, man. It's not evil. It's an illusion. 805 00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:33,532 -lt's an illusion. -Yeah. Yeah, it's confusing. 806 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,409 Thank you. 807 00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:37,369 Listen up, kid. Listen up. 808 00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:40,622 I'm gonna try and do this all in one shot, know what l mean? 809 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:43,625 So we start like this, and then you roll her over, Dirk. 810 00:57:43,793 --> 00:57:45,794 Rollergirl, you roll right over with him. 811 00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:48,505 Try to give me every single position. Is that possible? 812 00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:51,216 Well, if she-- Rollergirl, if you wrap your leg around-- 813 00:57:51,384 --> 00:57:53,051 No, the other one, the left one. 814 00:57:53,219 --> 00:57:56,847 Around and over. Good. See, we can go right into doggy style. 815 00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:58,557 Perfect. 816 00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:01,477 Is the movement on a waterbed gonna be a problem? 817 00:58:01,644 --> 00:58:03,979 No, not at all, Kurt. I mean, l dig it. lt's great. 818 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:05,522 -Okay, can we do this? -Yeah. 819 00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:07,983 All right, everybody, here we go. 820 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:10,736 -This is gonna be great. Jack. - Yeah? 821 00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:12,738 Do you want me to use a Spanish accent? 822 00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:24,500 "Jack Horner has found something special in newcomer Dirk Diggler. 823 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:28,587 It's another stellar sexual standout from Horner and Company. 824 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:32,299 Diggler delivers a performance worth a thousand hard-ons. 825 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:35,636 His presence when dressed is powerful and demanding. 826 00:58:35,803 --> 00:58:37,721 When stripped to the bone... 827 00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:40,766 ...Diggler's more eruptive than a volcano on a bad day. 828 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:43,477 Amber Waves' ripe cherry lips do a wonderful job... 829 00:58:43,645 --> 00:58:45,562 ...of handling Diggler's wide load. 830 00:58:45,730 --> 00:58:47,940 And Reed Rothchild's stiff biceps... 831 00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:52,945 ...do a slapping good job with Becky Barnett's supple ass. 832 00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:55,781 But it's Diggler that remains the standout in this film. 833 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:58,283 lt's easy to predict that after only two films... 834 00:58:58,451 --> 00:59:01,495 ...that Diggler's success can only grow and grow and grow... 835 00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:04,122 ...and grow and grow and grow... 836 00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:08,627 ...and grow and grow and grow." 837 01:00:14,193 --> 01:00:16,194 -What else? -Well, that's it for now. 838 01:00:16,362 --> 01:00:19,865 I mean, look at the character Holmes came up with, for instance. 839 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:23,619 -And look, l just.... -Tell me. 840 01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:27,664 I don't like seeing women treated that way. This guy he plays, Johnny Wadd-- 841 01:00:27,832 --> 01:00:32,044 It's always about slapping some girl around or whatever. lt's not right. It's not cool. 842 01:00:32,211 --> 01:00:35,297 It's just not sexy. l mean, it's not sexy like it should be, Jack. 843 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,342 This guy's more of like a James Bond-type character. 844 01:00:38,509 --> 01:00:42,137 You know, he's classy. He's a world-traveled guy. 845 01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:46,391 -l like that. - Reed could play my partner. 846 01:00:48,227 --> 01:00:50,896 -l like that a lot. -We could make it really good, Jack. 847 01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:54,608 Honestly, if you direct it, we make a whole series with a whole story. 848 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:57,194 I mean, it's exactly what we've always talked about. 849 01:00:58,279 --> 01:00:59,905 Please? 850 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:03,367 When we get back, set up the typewriter. 851 01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:06,328 We'll see what comes out of it. 852 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:09,748 But l have to talk to the Colonel when we get to Vegas. 853 01:01:10,124 --> 01:01:12,918 And, Dirk, you gotta work on the Colonel too, Dirk. 854 01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:14,544 I mean, you gotta be committed. 855 01:01:14,712 --> 01:01:17,881 Right, right. Jack, I'll do whatever l have to do. 856 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:20,509 Does this character have a name? 857 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:25,430 His name is Brock Landers. 858 01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:27,891 His partner's name is Chest Rockwell. 859 01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:32,437 Those are great names. 860 01:01:33,272 --> 01:01:36,775 And the award for best newcomer goes to.... 861 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:40,612 Yes. My baby boy. Dirk Diggler. Whoo. 862 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:43,073 And the award for best cock goes to.... 863 01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:44,991 Here we go again. Dirk Diggler. 864 01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:48,203 The award for best actor goes to.... Aah! 865 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:51,206 I've seen all his movies, and l can't wait to work with him. 866 01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:53,709 Mr. Dirk Diggler. 867 01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:32,748 Wow. 868 01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:35,417 -l don't know what to say. - Come on, say it. 869 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:36,668 I guess-- 870 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:37,961 Wow. 871 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,172 I guess the only thing l can say... 872 01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:43,508 ...is l'll promise to keep rocking 'n' rolling and making better films. 873 01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:49,723 You know, it seems we make these movies and sometimes, you know... 874 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:52,601 ...they're considered filthy or something by some people... 875 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,895 ...but l don't think that's true. 876 01:02:55,062 --> 01:02:57,898 These movies we make, they can be better. 877 01:02:58,065 --> 01:03:00,984 They can help. They really can. I mean that. 878 01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:03,320 We can always do better. 879 01:03:03,488 --> 01:03:05,864 I'm gonna keep trying if you guys keep trying. 880 01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:07,741 Let's keep rocking 'n' rolling, man. 881 01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:21,171 Yeah! 882 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:26,176 Marker. 883 01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:28,345 Set. 884 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,573 Shot of tequila, straight up. 885 01:03:48,741 --> 01:03:50,575 Yes, ma'am. 886 01:03:51,702 --> 01:03:55,956 I've been in this place for 20 minutes just to get a seat. 887 01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:59,918 -Are you alone? -Yeah. Just visiting L.A. 888 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:03,129 Some people told me the food in here was really good. 889 01:04:03,297 --> 01:04:05,257 Good? lt's not good. 890 01:04:05,424 --> 01:04:09,427 lt's probably the best place to eat in all of Los Angeles. lt's excellent. 891 01:04:09,595 --> 01:04:11,263 l certainly hope so. 892 01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:14,599 l could die of starvation before I get something in my mouth. 893 01:04:16,727 --> 01:04:18,728 Still hungry? 894 01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:21,523 Starving. 895 01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:28,029 -Why don't you feast on that? - Okay. 896 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,208 Oh, it's true. 897 01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:41,918 What's that? 898 01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:45,130 You are Brock Landers. 899 01:05:08,362 --> 01:05:12,282 Freeze! Don't make me chase you, Raphael! 900 01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:25,545 Freeze! 901 01:05:40,436 --> 01:05:43,855 We're almost there. Here's what l want. I want you to trim the head. 902 01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:47,192 Take that shot of Reed with the revolver, just dump that, okay? 903 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:48,735 And switch the title card. 904 01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:52,238 I want it to come flying right out of the screen, right at the audience. 905 01:05:52,406 --> 01:05:55,075 -Nice. Piece of cake. -That's my guy. 906 01:05:58,037 --> 01:06:00,372 l told him, "This is a special party for Scotty J. 907 01:06:00,539 --> 01:06:02,999 I want your lightest, bubbliest champagne." 908 01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:04,417 So this is what he gave me. 909 01:06:04,585 --> 01:06:07,170 I want you take a little sip and tell me what you think. 910 01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:10,590 This is supposed to be really good stuff. Here. Take a sip. 911 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,510 -ls that pretty light? -Yeah, that is. 912 01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:15,804 -Baby, it's beautiful. -What do you think? 913 01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,055 -lt's great? -Yeah. 914 01:06:17,223 --> 01:06:19,724 -Look how spacious it is. -Yeah. Look, l like this too. 915 01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:22,560 That's custom-made. That's real imported ltalian leather. 916 01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:25,105 -This color is very unusual. -Watch this. 917 01:06:25,272 --> 01:06:27,273 - What's that? - My initials. 918 01:06:27,441 --> 01:06:29,776 Oh, that's so imaginative. How'd you think of that? 919 01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:32,529 I was just thinking of my name one day and dreamt it up. 920 01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:33,738 -Hi, Dirk. -How are you? 921 01:06:33,906 --> 01:06:35,532 -l'm almost finished. - Looks great. 922 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:38,243 l used a little poetic license to capture your essence. 923 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,453 - Show me the rest of the house? -Looks great. 924 01:06:40,621 --> 01:06:42,497 Yeah, it's good for conversation, huh? 925 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:46,918 Yeah. Jessie did that oil painting as well and Buck is still installing the stereo. 926 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:48,712 -That's a beanbag. - You're kidding. 927 01:06:48,879 --> 01:06:52,924 And that lamp, those are real sterling silver. Yeah, they have a very modern feel too. 928 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:55,552 This could be the place you could have conversations. 929 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,262 -You ready? -What is this? Yeah. 930 01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:58,930 - Ta-da. - Oh. 931 01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:03,601 -This is my dojo. -lt's all Asian. You have an Asian room. 932 01:07:03,769 --> 01:07:06,938 - Yeah. It has that whole karate feel. -Nice. lt's very comfortable. 933 01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:09,441 - Yeah. A lot of ancient China. -That's really good. 934 01:07:09,608 --> 01:07:11,568 I have my statues for my best-actor awards. 935 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,903 You have a place to keep your awards. l'm glad. 936 01:07:14,071 --> 01:07:15,739 Look up there. 937 01:07:15,948 --> 01:07:17,198 Oh, that's handy. 938 01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:18,783 - Can you see yourself? -Yeah. 939 01:07:18,951 --> 01:07:20,452 - That's great, huh? -That's nice. 940 01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:21,619 - Ta-da. -Oh. 941 01:07:21,787 --> 01:07:23,747 - My whole entire wardrobe. -That's great. 942 01:07:23,914 --> 01:07:27,125 It's all perfectly organized by color, as well as designer. 943 01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:31,755 You don't have to think about anything. You just reach in and know right where it is. 944 01:07:31,922 --> 01:07:33,214 -You're gonna love it. -Yeah? 945 01:07:33,382 --> 01:07:36,426 This is my favorite thing in the whole world. Close your eyes. 946 01:07:36,594 --> 01:07:38,595 -Okay, you ready? -Yeah, baby. 947 01:07:43,934 --> 01:07:46,061 -lsn't it beautiful? -Oh, God. Heh. 948 01:07:46,562 --> 01:07:49,564 This is it. This is the thing. 949 01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:51,191 You deserve this, baby. 950 01:07:51,358 --> 01:07:55,236 Isn't it great? This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my whole life. 951 01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:57,530 -You wanna go for a ride? -Oh, yeah. Heh. 952 01:07:58,532 --> 01:08:00,575 Let's do this thing. She rocks. 953 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:02,160 Whoo. 954 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:03,620 - Yeah! - Ha, ha. 955 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:05,830 - Hold on. - Ha, ha. 956 01:08:05,998 --> 01:08:09,084 -You set us up, Chico. -You wanna fuck with Raphael and Ringo... 957 01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:12,796 ...that's your business. You don't fuck with Chest and Brock. 958 01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:15,215 -No-- -You know what? 959 01:08:15,382 --> 01:08:16,883 -No. -You're not even worth it. 960 01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:19,219 l gave you a chance. 961 01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:24,766 I trusted him. 962 01:08:26,977 --> 01:08:30,230 Well, we almost solved the case. 963 01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:33,775 At least the women are safe. 964 01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:37,195 Let's go get some of that Saturday-night beaver. 965 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:41,324 No one fucks with Chest and Brock. 966 01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:44,869 This is the best work we've ever done. 967 01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:47,539 It's a real film, Jack. 968 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:52,752 -lt feels good. -You made it fly. 969 01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:57,924 You know, this is the film... 970 01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:00,510 ...l want them to remember me by. 971 01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:13,064 Thank you. 972 01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:35,128 You know, as far as I'm concerned, it's all about love, you know? 973 01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:38,673 I mean, if you love someone, how hard can the world be? 974 01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:42,260 I mean, uh, people will come and they will go, and so will problems... 975 01:09:42,428 --> 01:09:47,682 ...but ultimately, if you have got love on your side, and it is just.... 976 01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:52,437 I mean, it is just deep down in your soul... 977 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:57,400 ...what's a problem gonna be that takes your attention away from that? 978 01:09:58,903 --> 01:10:00,737 Do you understand? 979 01:10:02,239 --> 01:10:06,159 -l'm Becky Barnett. -l'm Jerome. 980 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:08,828 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too, Becky. 981 01:10:08,996 --> 01:10:12,749 -So, what do you do? -Oh, uh, I'm in the auto industry. 982 01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:14,000 Oh. 983 01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:16,628 Yeah, l'm a regional manager over at Pep Boys. 984 01:10:16,795 --> 01:10:17,921 Oh. Wow. 985 01:10:18,088 --> 01:10:19,589 That's great. That's great. 986 01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:21,466 You've got a really nice smile, Becky. 987 01:10:22,801 --> 01:10:24,302 Thank you, heh, heh... 988 01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:26,512 -...Jerome. Ha, ha. -Ha, ha. 989 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:42,487 -The Colonel. -Excuse me. 990 01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:47,784 Floyd Gondolli. Ha, ha. Great you could make it. Great, great, great. 991 01:10:47,952 --> 01:10:51,412 -How are you? You look happy. -l'm fine. 992 01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:53,748 -Meet boys, Tommy, Pete. -Hi. 993 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:55,875 Meet girls, Cyndi, Angie. 994 01:10:56,043 --> 01:10:57,252 -Hi. -Hi. 995 01:10:57,419 --> 01:10:59,671 -These are the next stars. -Mm-hm. 996 01:10:59,838 --> 01:11:03,258 -These are the real people in the world. -Ah, ahem. 997 01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:07,679 I think we ought to talk with Jack now. Iron this out before we start the new year? 998 01:11:07,846 --> 01:11:08,846 Let's do it. 999 01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:12,684 What were you thinking? What were you feeling? Did you do research? 1000 01:11:12,851 --> 01:11:14,686 -Hi, Amber. -What are you talking about? 1001 01:11:14,853 --> 01:11:17,981 -Oh, nothing. -You wanna come with me for a little while? 1002 01:11:18,148 --> 01:11:21,192 -Where? -lt's a surprise, surprise, surprise. 1003 01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:23,861 Yeah. Let's go. Excuse me, Jessie. 1004 01:11:53,058 --> 01:11:56,436 - Hey, Buck. -Hey, Jessie. How you doing? 1005 01:11:56,603 --> 01:11:59,564 - You sitting alone? -Yes. 1006 01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:06,070 - Todd Parker. - Rocking Reed Rothchild. 1007 01:12:06,238 --> 01:12:10,575 -Aw, you made it. Yeah. Woo-hoo. -Yeah. 1008 01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:12,994 Amazing party, man. Fucking chicks everywhere. 1009 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:15,747 You bet. Courtesy of Jack Horner. Thank you. 1010 01:12:15,914 --> 01:12:19,000 I wouldn't mind me having a piece of that action right over there. 1011 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,877 That's Michelle. l'll introduce you. 1012 01:12:21,045 --> 01:12:24,797 -Sure. lntroduce her to my lap. -Ha, ha. Did you get off work, man? 1013 01:12:24,965 --> 01:12:27,091 -l don't dance Sunday nights. -Right. 1014 01:12:27,259 --> 01:12:30,303 -Whose Vette is that out in the driveway? -Dirk. 1015 01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:32,597 -l'm so jealous of him. -That shit's jamming. 1016 01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:35,933 It's dropped down low with a 350 cube, 3-and-a-quarter horsepower... 1017 01:12:36,101 --> 01:12:39,103 ...4-speed, 4.10 gears, 10 coats of competition orange... 1018 01:12:39,271 --> 01:12:41,939 ...hand-rubbed lacquer with a dual-plane manifold. 1019 01:12:42,107 --> 01:12:44,233 Tsk, full fucking race cams. Whoa. 1020 01:12:44,401 --> 01:12:45,943 Yep. 1021 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,453 I'm pretty happy with it, you know. 1022 01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,330 It's a great look for you, I think. 1023 01:12:57,498 --> 01:13:00,500 It's pretty original, you know, l think. 1024 01:13:00,667 --> 01:13:02,210 Right. 1025 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,672 Heh. I'm gonna take this off. 1026 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:10,968 -Ha, ha. -Yeah. 1027 01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:12,970 What were we talking about before? 1028 01:13:13,138 --> 01:13:16,724 -Um, oil painting? -No. 1029 01:13:16,975 --> 01:13:20,812 -No-- Yes. l mean, um, but l was saying-- -Oh, oh, oh. Sunsets. 1030 01:13:20,979 --> 01:13:23,731 Right, yeah. I was saying that I love sunsets. 1031 01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:27,151 -But sunrises are better. Heh. -Exactly. Ha, ha. 1032 01:13:27,319 --> 01:13:29,779 I thought I was the only one who felt that way. 1033 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:31,823 -No, I feel that way. -Really? 1034 01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:35,326 Yes, really. Hey, have you ever heard my stereo system? 1035 01:13:35,494 --> 01:13:38,704 -No. -l'm gonna open my own business. 1036 01:13:38,872 --> 01:13:41,999 -Really? -Yes. Yes. lt's my dream. 1037 01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:47,130 Okay, it's hi-fi stereo equipment at discount prices. 1038 01:13:47,297 --> 01:13:50,550 Yeah. lt's called Buck's Super Stereo World. 1039 01:13:50,717 --> 01:13:53,219 -That is a fucking great idea. Heh. -Yeah. 1040 01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:57,515 You know, in the 80s, that's when it's gonna happen for real. 1041 01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:00,351 -Really? -Yes, really. The 1980s. 1042 01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:01,561 Wow. 1043 01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:06,774 I wanted you to give me a minute so l could tell you how much l love you. 1044 01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:10,528 I mean, it's gonna be a new year and we're gonna start things and do things... 1045 01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:14,198 ...and l just wanted you to know how much I care about you. 1046 01:14:14,366 --> 01:14:15,825 I really care about you, honey. 1047 01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:17,869 -You're my little baby. -Thank you, Amber. 1048 01:14:18,036 --> 01:14:22,540 You're the best thing that's happened to me since my son went off, and I just-- 1049 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:25,376 I love you, honey. 1050 01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:27,587 I love you too. 1051 01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:31,841 Fucking 1980, you know? 1052 01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:33,468 -Can you believe it? -l can't. 1053 01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:38,431 I mean, it's like, the next thing you know it's gonna be, like, 1990 and 2000. 1054 01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:40,558 -l mean, can you imagine? -Hmm. 1055 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:46,564 Goodbye, 1979. Hello, 1980. 1056 01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:48,065 Okay. 1057 01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:52,570 Make sure you snort it back real quick and hard. 1058 01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:55,490 -Huh? -Like this. 1059 01:15:02,456 --> 01:15:04,040 Okay. 1060 01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:12,006 -Ugh, it burns. -lt's good though, right? 1061 01:15:12,466 --> 01:15:14,091 -lt's going in my throat. -Hmm. 1062 01:15:14,259 --> 01:15:16,969 That's the drip. The drip's the best part. 1063 01:15:17,137 --> 01:15:20,431 -lt tastes like aspirin. -Here. Do one more in the other nostril. 1064 01:15:20,599 --> 01:15:23,184 -l need a drink of water, l think. -Mm-mm. 1065 01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:26,562 One more, and then a drink of water. 1066 01:15:32,736 --> 01:15:34,862 Do you think I look cool when l do it? 1067 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,286 So let's talk about the future. 1068 01:15:42,454 --> 01:15:45,331 Let's talk about what video means to this industry. 1069 01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:48,000 And let's talk about how all of us-- Not one of us. 1070 01:15:48,168 --> 01:15:49,877 How all of us are gonna profit. 1071 01:15:50,921 --> 01:15:54,549 I've been doing theater in San Francisco and San Diego... 1072 01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:57,051 ...about as long as you've been doing stag and hard-core. 1073 01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:59,554 We're all familiar with your biography, Floyd. 1074 01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:02,265 No one is doubting your credentials or your history. 1075 01:16:02,432 --> 01:16:04,308 Then why the resistance? 1076 01:16:04,476 --> 01:16:07,812 I mean, this industry is gonna be turned upside down soon enough. 1077 01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:11,816 -Why help it? -Why not be prepared? 1078 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:14,527 Colonel's got the money. You got the talent, Jack. 1079 01:16:14,695 --> 01:16:17,613 I got the connection to the equipment and the mail-order distribution. 1080 01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:22,868 Not to mention those kids out there who are hot fuck action to the max, Jack. 1081 01:16:23,328 --> 01:16:26,747 This is the future. Videotape tells the truth. 1082 01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:32,837 Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? 1083 01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:36,591 That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? 1084 01:16:36,758 --> 01:16:40,177 That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker. 1085 01:16:40,345 --> 01:16:43,514 That's why I will never make a movie on videotape. 1086 01:16:43,682 --> 01:16:45,349 And l'll tell you something else. 1087 01:16:45,517 --> 01:16:48,477 I will never, ever loan out any of the actors... 1088 01:16:48,645 --> 01:16:51,522 -...that l have under contract to you. -Wait, wait, wait, Jack. 1089 01:16:52,024 --> 01:16:55,109 I'm not a complicated man. l like cinema. 1090 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:58,029 In particular, I like to see people fucking on film. 1091 01:16:58,196 --> 01:17:01,198 I don't wanna win an Oscar, and l don't wanna reinvent the wheel. 1092 01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:05,369 I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. 1093 01:17:05,537 --> 01:17:07,872 That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy. 1094 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,707 Call me crazy, call me a pervert... 1095 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:12,960 ...but there's one little thing that I wanna do in this life... 1096 01:17:13,128 --> 01:17:17,798 ...and that is I wanna make a dollar and a cent in this business. 1097 01:17:17,966 --> 01:17:20,426 Ahh, Jack, l'm not trying to hurt you. 1098 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:23,554 I'm trying to help you stay one step ahead of the game. 1099 01:17:24,014 --> 01:17:27,391 We're going in circles now. We're in familiar territory. 1100 01:17:27,851 --> 01:17:29,977 The territory we're in is the future. 1101 01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:31,354 Not to mention the cost. 1102 01:17:32,356 --> 01:17:35,566 You know, if it looks like shit and it sounds like shit... 1103 01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:37,276 ...then it must be shit. 1104 01:17:37,986 --> 01:17:42,073 You're holding on too tight, Jack. It doesn't have to look good. 1105 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:44,533 Film is just too damn expensive. 1106 01:17:44,701 --> 01:17:47,703 And the theaters are already converting to video projectors. 1107 01:17:48,413 --> 01:17:49,914 I haven't heard that. 1108 01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:51,916 Well, it's true. 1109 01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:56,420 Well.... 1110 01:17:58,632 --> 01:18:00,383 Ten minutes before the new year. 1111 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,470 I'd like to spend it with my friends. 1112 01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:08,307 We will or will not continue this conversation. 1113 01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:17,775 -Hey, Dirk. Ha, ha. -Hey, Scotty. What's up? 1114 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,777 -Fucking New Year's, right? -1980. 1115 01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:23,614 -Oh, man, right. Did you see my new car? -You got a new car? 1116 01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:24,990 -Yeah. Wanna see? -Yeah. 1117 01:18:25,158 --> 01:18:27,243 All right, cool. lt's out front. 1118 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,245 Come on. lt's out front. 1119 01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:32,498 Dirk. l want you to meet my friend Todd. Todd Parker, Dirk Diggler. 1120 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,583 -What's up? How are you? -We finally meet. 1121 01:18:34,751 --> 01:18:35,793 -Yeah. -No. 1122 01:18:35,961 --> 01:18:38,838 I was telling you about him before. You remember. Todd Parker. 1123 01:18:39,005 --> 01:18:41,924 -He works at Party Boys Strip Club. -Oh, cool. You're a dancer. 1124 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:44,927 -Yeah, I got some moves. -Dirk? Uh-- 1125 01:18:45,595 --> 01:18:48,222 I'm sorry. You coming? Or you wanna talk to these guys--? 1126 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:50,975 Yeah, Scotty. l'll be around in a bit. We can talk then? 1127 01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:52,435 -Okay. -See you later, Reed. 1128 01:18:52,602 --> 01:18:54,270 -See you. -All right. 1129 01:18:56,690 --> 01:19:00,651 Uh, when you get by, uh, the lights, close your eyes. 1130 01:19:00,819 --> 01:19:01,819 -Okay? -All right. 1131 01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:04,363 -All right, just follow my voice. All right? -Yeah. 1132 01:19:04,531 --> 01:19:08,868 Here, here, here. 1133 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:11,328 -Here, here, here. -Where? 1134 01:19:11,496 --> 01:19:14,457 Keep coming. All right, open them. 1135 01:19:14,624 --> 01:19:16,459 This is it. Ha-ha-ha. 1136 01:19:16,626 --> 01:19:19,295 -lt's cool. -Yeah. You wanna get inside? 1137 01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:21,046 -When did you get this? -Uh, yesterday. 1138 01:19:21,214 --> 01:19:25,009 Actually, I had it painted yesterday so the paint might still be kind of sticky. 1139 01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:28,512 -This is great, man. Really great. -You wanna go for a ride? 1140 01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:32,141 Wait, wait, wait. Fuck. Hell, how much time is left? 1141 01:19:32,851 --> 01:19:35,436 -l'm sorry, Dirk. -What the hell is the matter with you? 1142 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:38,522 -Why did you do that, Scotty? -Uh, you look at me sometimes. 1143 01:19:38,690 --> 01:19:40,524 -What? -l wanted to know if you like me. 1144 01:19:40,692 --> 01:19:43,652 Well, of cour-- Uh. Yeah, l like you, Scotty. 1145 01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:45,863 -Can l kiss you? Please? -Scotty, I don't-- 1146 01:19:46,031 --> 01:19:47,698 -Can l kiss you on the mouth? -No. 1147 01:19:47,866 --> 01:19:50,117 -Please let me. -Scotty. 1148 01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:53,537 I'm really sorry. l didn't mean to grab you like that or scare you. 1149 01:19:53,705 --> 01:19:55,498 -lt's all right. -Do you wanna kiss me? 1150 01:19:55,665 --> 01:19:57,750 -Scotty, wha--? -No? 1151 01:19:57,918 --> 01:19:59,835 -What is the matter with you? -Uh, forget it. 1152 01:20:00,003 --> 01:20:04,715 I'm really drunk. Really, I am. l'm just-- I'm out of my head. 1153 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:07,384 I'm so wa-- l'm really wasted. Really, Dirk. 1154 01:20:07,552 --> 01:20:10,346 -l'm really wasted. l'm crazy right now. -l understand, man. 1155 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:13,057 -l'm really crazy, you know? -Do you wanna go back inside? 1156 01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:14,600 Uh-- 1157 01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:17,186 -Do you like my car, Dirk? -What? 1158 01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:19,021 -l mean-- -Yeah. Yeah. 1159 01:20:19,189 --> 01:20:21,065 Because I wanted to, you know-- 1160 01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:23,442 I wanted to make sure you thought it was cool... 1161 01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:26,111 ...or else l was gonna take it back. 1162 01:20:26,279 --> 01:20:27,822 Oh. 1163 01:20:27,989 --> 01:20:29,573 -Yeah. -lt's great, Scotty. 1164 01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:31,367 Happy New Year. 1165 01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:34,328 -Happy New Year, Scotty. -l love you. I really love you. 1166 01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:36,288 -l love you too, Scotty. -Okay. 1167 01:20:36,456 --> 01:20:40,709 -All right, let's go back inside, okay? -All right. All right. 1168 01:20:48,593 --> 01:20:51,011 Fucking idiot. 1169 01:20:51,429 --> 01:20:54,056 I'm a fucking idiot. 1170 01:20:56,142 --> 01:21:09,613 I'm a fucking idiot. 1171 01:21:09,781 --> 01:21:14,201 Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. 1172 01:21:14,911 --> 01:21:20,958 Jackie. Jackie. Two minutes, pops. Let's go, let's go. 1173 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,919 Whoo! 1174 01:21:24,921 --> 01:21:28,382 Two. Two minutes. Two minutes. 1175 01:21:28,758 --> 01:21:30,301 Come on, Little Bill. 1176 01:21:30,468 --> 01:21:33,929 Okay. Becky, I'm-- 1177 01:21:38,643 --> 01:21:41,812 Little Bill. Smile, man. Come here. 1178 01:21:42,439 --> 01:21:44,148 Right, ha, ha. 1179 01:21:47,402 --> 01:21:49,153 I'm so excited. 1180 01:21:52,824 --> 01:21:54,700 Little Bill, champagne? 1181 01:21:54,868 --> 01:21:57,286 -Aw, thanks. That's really nice of you. -Happy New Year. 1182 01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:58,621 -To you too. -Okay, man. 1183 01:21:58,788 --> 01:22:00,623 Get some champagne, dude. 1184 01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:05,169 No, I'm sorry, l don't have any matches. 1185 01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:07,713 - l got it here, hold on. - Happy New Year. 1186 01:22:13,261 --> 01:22:14,845 Hey, Kurt, have you seen my wife? 1187 01:22:15,013 --> 01:22:17,222 No, no. Hey, they're doing that countdown thing. 1188 01:22:17,390 --> 01:22:19,475 -Come on in, man. - Okay. 1189 01:22:59,516 --> 01:23:02,476 Come on, say something. Make a toast. 1190 01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:04,770 Hey, Little Bill, look at me. 1191 01:24:06,499 --> 01:24:11,879 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five... 1192 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:15,299 ...four, three, two-- 1193 01:24:18,511 --> 01:24:22,139 - What the fuck was that? - Where's Jack? 1194 01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:27,311 Where's Jack? 1195 01:24:33,818 --> 01:24:35,694 What about your character Brock Landers... 1196 01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:39,782 ...and what some people might consider violent attitudes towards women? 1197 01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:44,453 Violence? No. What--? 1198 01:24:45,163 --> 01:24:50,709 l mean, if there's a certain amount of, you know, violence or action... 1199 01:24:50,877 --> 01:24:53,420 ...in this series of films, you know, that's the movie. 1200 01:24:56,549 --> 01:24:59,384 If Brock Landers is slick with a gun... 1201 01:24:59,552 --> 01:25:02,429 ...he does so only in the vein of good and right. 1202 01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:05,390 Brock protects the values of the American ideal... 1203 01:25:05,558 --> 01:25:10,979 ...and fights for causes that instill pride in a society where morals are hard to come by. 1204 01:25:11,147 --> 01:25:13,857 -Who sent you? Who sent you? -Get the fuck off me, asshole. 1205 01:25:14,025 --> 01:25:16,860 Lie still! Lie still or I'll punch you in the goddamn face! 1206 01:25:17,028 --> 01:25:19,196 Fuck off. 1207 01:25:20,406 --> 01:25:21,698 I'll find out who sent you. 1208 01:25:25,662 --> 01:25:31,208 Amber, l live in this world. l don't like violence any more than you do. 1209 01:25:31,584 --> 01:25:33,669 Violence is a bad thing. 1210 01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:38,423 But when you see violence in films, it's-- You know-- 1211 01:25:38,591 --> 01:25:42,553 lf movies, films, caused violence... 1212 01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:44,721 ...we'd be able to wipe out violence tomorrow. 1213 01:25:44,889 --> 01:25:46,723 Boom, no more films. That's fine with me. 1214 01:25:46,891 --> 01:25:49,518 I'll find something else to do. I'll fuck on my own time. 1215 01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:52,229 You know, I got other interests. I'm a magician. 1216 01:25:52,397 --> 01:25:56,692 Um, and, you know, hopefully, that'll be something that I focus on in the future. 1217 01:25:56,860 --> 01:26:00,904 Because you can't fuck forever. l realize that. Anyway, violence... 1218 01:26:01,072 --> 01:26:04,533 ...is something that plagues us as a society. 1219 01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:08,579 Well, the fine line is l'm playing a character. 1220 01:26:08,746 --> 01:26:10,998 You know, I mean, I'm Dirk Diggler. 1221 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:15,419 Brock Landers is a character that l'm playing. 1222 01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:18,672 l'm gonna ask you once more, and l'm gonna ask you nice. 1223 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,799 Where the fuck is Ringo, you bitch? 1224 01:26:21,217 --> 01:26:22,718 Fuck you. 1225 01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:23,927 Oh! 1226 01:26:24,095 --> 01:26:26,180 -Uh, why do l love him? - Yeah. 1227 01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:28,682 He's, uh-- He's very special. 1228 01:26:28,850 --> 01:26:32,477 And, um, he can fuck hard or he can fuck, like, really gently. 1229 01:26:32,645 --> 01:26:34,396 He's the best. 1230 01:26:34,564 --> 01:26:39,693 Uh, I think that's part of my reason for doing this, you know? 1231 01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:42,529 I've gotten thousands upon thousands of letters... 1232 01:26:42,697 --> 01:26:44,406 ...you know, from people telling me: 1233 01:26:44,574 --> 01:26:48,619 "God, you've taught me this and you've made our love life so much better." 1234 01:26:48,786 --> 01:26:51,622 And this isn't "Go out and have sex with 10 million people." 1235 01:26:51,789 --> 01:26:55,459 And, you know, "How to get a girl off." It's about how to get your wife off. 1236 01:26:55,627 --> 01:26:57,961 If only people could have been doing this before... 1237 01:26:58,129 --> 01:27:00,505 ...we could have saved a million relationships. 1238 01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:02,257 You know, l've saved thousands. 1239 01:27:02,425 --> 01:27:05,260 Blocking, an idea or a movement. 1240 01:27:05,428 --> 01:27:09,973 Jack will put the final touches together for what the camera needs for editing... 1241 01:27:10,141 --> 01:27:13,185 ...but, you know, he allows me to block my own sex scenes... 1242 01:27:13,353 --> 01:27:17,231 ...and, you know, gives me the freedom to develop the character and stuff like that. 1243 01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:19,900 God, ha, ha, I don't know any other, you know, director... 1244 01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:24,696 ...who would let an actor, you know, do that, heh. You know? 1245 01:27:24,864 --> 01:27:29,701 Ha-ha-ha. I don't allow him to block his own sex scenes. 1246 01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:32,329 lt is. It's jealousy. 1247 01:27:32,497 --> 01:27:37,042 lt's deceitfulness. It's vindictiveness. It's all of that stuff, you know? 1248 01:27:37,210 --> 01:27:40,295 But, I mean, God, what can you expect when you're on top, you know? 1249 01:27:40,463 --> 01:27:43,173 It's like Napoleon. When he was the king... 1250 01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:46,093 ...you know, people were constantly trying to conquer him... 1251 01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:48,345 ...you know, in the Roman Empire. 1252 01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:51,848 So it's history repeating itself all over again. 1253 01:27:52,016 --> 01:27:55,352 To all the critics out there, l know they're gonna be reviewing this... 1254 01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:57,521 ...and I know they're gonna try to knock me. 1255 01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:01,191 l just want them to know-- Is it okay if l say this into the camera, Amber? 1256 01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:03,026 Okay. 1257 01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:06,154 l only am who I am because I was born that way. 1258 01:28:06,322 --> 01:28:11,034 I have a gift, and I am trying to not be selfish about it, but to use it. 1259 01:28:11,202 --> 01:28:15,372 Okay? And if you wanna knock me for that, it's your own problem, okay? 1260 01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:17,916 Jealousy will get you nowhere. 1261 01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:20,419 I'm gonna keep rocking on. 1262 01:28:21,879 --> 01:28:23,380 For Dirk Diggler... 1263 01:28:23,548 --> 01:28:27,384 ...the future is something to look forward to, not to fear. 1264 01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:29,928 He is a creative man of many interests: 1265 01:28:30,096 --> 01:28:34,182 Film, poetry, karate, music, and dance. 1266 01:28:34,350 --> 01:28:37,227 He is a man of passion and mystery. 1267 01:28:37,395 --> 01:28:39,646 He is a man of lust. 1268 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:52,409 -lt's my poem to you. -lt's good, Amber. lt's really good. 1269 01:28:52,577 --> 01:28:55,579 You're like a director now. So have you shown Jack yet? 1270 01:28:55,747 --> 01:28:58,248 No, just you. l wanted you to be the first. 1271 01:28:58,416 --> 01:29:00,751 -lt's really good, Amber. Congratulations. -Thanks. 1272 01:29:00,918 --> 01:29:02,836 -Thanks, baby. -Wow. 1273 01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:05,922 Um, the only thing l was wondering is-- 1274 01:29:06,090 --> 01:29:08,759 You might think about cutting that part where Jack talks-- 1275 01:29:08,926 --> 01:29:10,385 -About blocking the sex? -Yeah. 1276 01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:14,097 That stuff about me not being a black belt is not true. 1277 01:29:14,265 --> 01:29:16,516 Yeah. l can fix that. 1278 01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:18,560 -Ace of spades. -How did it turn out? 1279 01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:21,897 - Are you sure? - No. 1280 01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:23,774 - Shit. -Hello? 1281 01:29:23,941 --> 01:29:26,943 - Hey, how was it, man? -What? 1282 01:29:27,111 --> 01:29:29,029 Really? l bet. You're so good. 1283 01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:32,532 -Look, slow-- Slow down. Slow down. - You'll have to show it to me. 1284 01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:38,455 Guys, guys, guys. Slow down, Colonel. Say again? 1285 01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:44,336 I'll be right there. 1286 01:29:53,304 --> 01:29:54,638 So...? 1287 01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:57,599 Well, let me tell you, Jack, ha, ha. 1288 01:29:58,726 --> 01:30:05,315 I mean, l don't mean to laugh about it, but she was 15 going on 150, believe me. 1289 01:30:05,483 --> 01:30:08,151 She was-- You would never know it. Never know. 1290 01:30:08,319 --> 01:30:11,905 I mean, l was fooled completely. I mean, l've had a few of them. 1291 01:30:12,073 --> 01:30:13,115 Anyhow.... 1292 01:30:14,700 --> 01:30:16,993 You do believe me, don't you, Jack? 1293 01:30:17,161 --> 01:30:18,662 Yeah, l believe you. 1294 01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:22,999 Anyway, so l take her home, Jack, you know, and l got her there... 1295 01:30:23,167 --> 01:30:25,168 ...and l tell her not to do so much coke... 1296 01:30:25,336 --> 01:30:28,672 ...but she must have done 20 lines of this stuff in, like, 5 minutes. 1297 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:31,174 It's like a vacuum in her nose. And there's only-- 1298 01:30:32,510 --> 01:30:33,552 Just going up like crazy. 1299 01:30:33,719 --> 01:30:37,722 Anyway, she's got all this stuff going up, and the next thing you know, she started-- 1300 01:30:37,890 --> 01:30:41,101 Something must have broken up there, blood poured all over the place. 1301 01:30:41,269 --> 01:30:44,604 All over the sheets and everything. Just...pouring out. 1302 01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:47,649 -Oh, Jack. Oh, God. -All right. 1303 01:30:47,817 --> 01:30:50,861 You thought she was older. You-- You didn't do anything. 1304 01:30:51,028 --> 01:30:55,073 She was just at the-- She was at your place. You didn't do anything, right? 1305 01:30:55,241 --> 01:30:56,783 -Nothing. -You didn't do anything? 1306 01:30:56,951 --> 01:30:59,703 -You know me. I didn't do a thing. -You didn't do anything? 1307 01:30:59,871 --> 01:31:02,998 -No, I didn't do anything. -All right, nothing. 1308 01:31:06,961 --> 01:31:08,795 But they, uh.... 1309 01:31:09,881 --> 01:31:12,257 They found something at the house. 1310 01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:17,137 -What? -There's something that's.... 1311 01:31:19,724 --> 01:31:23,477 Jack, it's my fucking weakness, Jack. 1312 01:31:23,644 --> 01:31:27,147 It's just, they're so small, and they're so cute and they're so adorable. 1313 01:31:27,315 --> 01:31:30,066 -l just can't help it when they're so cute-- -Jesus Christ. 1314 01:31:30,234 --> 01:31:32,777 No, no, Jack. Listen, listen. I don't touch them, Jack. 1315 01:31:32,945 --> 01:31:37,407 I don't touch them in any way, honestly. Jack, please. 1316 01:31:37,617 --> 01:31:39,201 All right. 1317 01:31:40,995 --> 01:31:44,748 Tsk. Well, now you think I'm an asshole. 1318 01:31:46,167 --> 01:31:51,087 Jack, let me tell you this. I love you, Jack. l'm your friend. 1319 01:31:51,255 --> 01:31:54,174 There's one thing I want you to do, though. Tell me-- 1320 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:57,469 Jack, come on. Tell me that you're my friend. 1321 01:31:57,887 --> 01:32:00,388 Just tell me. Am I your friend? Am l--? 1322 01:32:05,728 --> 01:32:06,770 Jack? 1323 01:32:08,606 --> 01:32:10,148 Jack? 1324 01:32:11,108 --> 01:32:14,069 Jack, Jack, am I your friend? 1325 01:32:14,237 --> 01:32:19,157 Just tell me. Am l? Just tell me, Jack. Am l your friend? 1326 01:32:25,581 --> 01:32:27,666 -l do. -l do too. 1327 01:32:33,172 --> 01:32:35,048 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1328 01:32:40,805 --> 01:32:44,307 Listen, l'm-- l'm dying-- 1329 01:32:45,059 --> 01:32:47,477 -l'm dying to do a movie with you. - I know you are. 1330 01:32:47,645 --> 01:32:49,938 l mean, it's such an important thing in my life. 1331 01:32:50,106 --> 01:32:52,148 I spoke to Jack-- 1332 01:32:54,318 --> 01:32:56,319 Oh, man. I just-- 1333 01:32:56,487 --> 01:32:58,697 -l'll tell you what comes to mind. -Yeah? 1334 01:32:58,864 --> 01:33:02,117 What comes to mind is I am the ultimate Latin lover. 1335 01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:05,787 -l've never been to Las Vegas. -There is no Latin lover like me, understand? 1336 01:33:05,955 --> 01:33:07,789 Once you get Maurice as the Latin lover.... 1337 01:33:07,957 --> 01:33:09,833 Have you ever been to, um, Niagara Falls? 1338 01:33:10,001 --> 01:33:12,669 -l've been to Las Vegas. -That is great. That's so great. 1339 01:33:12,837 --> 01:33:16,006 This is gonna be a great opportunity for me to run the store my way. 1340 01:33:16,173 --> 01:33:18,341 -Just to get those guys off my back. -Exactly. 1341 01:33:18,509 --> 01:33:21,177 - Hello? Champagne. -l'll run the store my way. 1342 01:33:21,345 --> 01:33:24,431 -You--? Are you guys moving to Bakersfield? - Did you find a house? 1343 01:33:24,599 --> 01:33:25,682 -Yeah. -Soon? 1344 01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:27,976 - l know-- l once lived in Bakersfield. -Yeah? 1345 01:33:28,144 --> 01:33:31,146 Hey, guys, we're losing these two. They're moving to Bakersfield. 1346 01:33:31,314 --> 01:33:34,149 -Did you like it there? - Big promotion. 1347 01:33:34,442 --> 01:33:36,860 They look at the movies and say, "Hell, l can do that." 1348 01:33:37,028 --> 01:33:39,571 - l can do it. - It's more complicated than that. 1349 01:33:39,739 --> 01:33:41,615 -lt's a tough racket, actually. -Right. 1350 01:33:41,782 --> 01:33:43,992 Hey, Dirk, you made it. 1351 01:33:44,368 --> 01:33:46,369 -Hey, Jack. - How you doing? 1352 01:33:46,537 --> 01:33:48,955 Good. Who's that? 1353 01:33:49,123 --> 01:33:51,374 Hi. l'm Johnny Doe. 1354 01:33:51,542 --> 01:33:53,918 You're Dirk Diggler. 1355 01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:58,173 It's great to meet you. 1356 01:33:59,884 --> 01:34:02,927 Johnny's, uh, the new boy on the street. 1357 01:34:03,095 --> 01:34:06,056 He's interested in, uh, show business. 1358 01:34:12,063 --> 01:34:13,772 He's very tired. 1359 01:34:13,939 --> 01:34:17,984 And, uh, he's shy, you know? 1360 01:34:19,362 --> 01:34:22,947 So like l said, it's a tough-- It's a tough business. 1361 01:34:23,115 --> 01:34:24,616 You got a great kisser... 1362 01:34:24,784 --> 01:34:30,413 ...but, you know, there's a lot of work involved, a lot of people. 1363 01:34:30,581 --> 01:34:33,041 We all have to work our buns off. Know what l mean? 1364 01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:38,421 I mean, it takes 15, 16 guys just to do the lighting. 1365 01:34:40,007 --> 01:34:42,550 No, no, no. It's crystal, man. You just wanna do bumps. 1366 01:34:42,718 --> 01:34:46,471 - Shut up, man. -All right. 1367 01:34:46,931 --> 01:34:48,682 Hey, you guys. 1368 01:34:49,141 --> 01:34:50,642 What? 1369 01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,728 -Just saying hey. -Yeah, whatever. 1370 01:34:54,605 --> 01:34:56,439 Oh, man. 1371 01:34:57,441 --> 01:34:59,317 -Oh! -You all right? 1372 01:34:59,485 --> 01:35:03,321 -lt's fucking getting me fucking high, man. -Yeah. It's that carpet dope. 1373 01:35:04,740 --> 01:35:07,033 lt's the kind of dope they used to put carpet in. 1374 01:35:07,201 --> 01:35:10,787 You know, they'd mix it up in the bathtub and while they were mixing it up... 1375 01:35:10,955 --> 01:35:13,957 ...they'd drop in a hunk of carpet into it. 1376 01:35:15,292 --> 01:35:16,626 Ow! 1377 01:35:16,794 --> 01:35:20,505 It's a lot better than that pink shit, I tell you. The pink shit's fucking weird. 1378 01:35:20,673 --> 01:35:22,757 They put fish scales in that shit. 1379 01:35:34,145 --> 01:35:35,812 Fuck. 1380 01:35:44,530 --> 01:35:47,657 You look good. You ready? 1381 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:49,659 You ready? 1382 01:35:56,917 --> 01:35:58,835 Come on. 1383 01:36:01,505 --> 01:36:04,507 I am a star. I'm a fucking rock 'n' roll star, man. 1384 01:36:04,675 --> 01:36:06,843 My cock can get hard. Come on. Fuck. 1385 01:36:07,011 --> 01:36:10,472 Please don't do this to me. No, please. Come on. 1386 01:36:10,639 --> 01:36:13,516 I'm a star. I am-- 1387 01:36:19,023 --> 01:36:21,566 Again. You ready? 1388 01:36:23,068 --> 01:36:24,986 I'm born ready. 1389 01:36:25,571 --> 01:36:27,197 Come on. 1390 01:36:29,700 --> 01:36:31,743 - What? - lt's just there's a thing there-- 1391 01:36:31,911 --> 01:36:33,369 - No. - That'll work. 1392 01:36:33,537 --> 01:36:34,954 -Jack. - Yeah? 1393 01:36:35,122 --> 01:36:36,873 I'm ready to shoot. 1394 01:36:37,458 --> 01:36:40,919 -Uh, 20 minutes, huh? -No. I'm ready now. lt's gotta be now. 1395 01:36:41,086 --> 01:36:42,253 Twenty minutes, babe. 1396 01:36:42,421 --> 01:36:46,257 Fuck it. Hey, no. Hey, Jack. I'm ready to shoot now. 1397 01:36:46,425 --> 01:36:49,010 My cock is ready. I wanna fuck. Let's go. 1398 01:36:49,178 --> 01:36:50,637 Twenty minutes. 1399 01:36:50,805 --> 01:36:53,389 -l wanna fuck. Who's it gonna be? -What? 1400 01:36:53,557 --> 01:36:55,850 Who do you want to start fucking? Me or him? 1401 01:36:56,018 --> 01:36:57,060 -What? - Shut up, okay? 1402 01:36:57,228 --> 01:37:00,146 -l didn't do anything to you. -What? You're not even an actor. 1403 01:37:00,314 --> 01:37:02,941 -You got no business being here. - Knock this shit off. 1404 01:37:03,108 --> 01:37:04,234 -Yes, I am. -No, no. 1405 01:37:04,401 --> 01:37:07,070 -l'm an actor. l'm a real fucking actor. -Shut up. 1406 01:37:07,238 --> 01:37:08,404 -What? - Hey, come on. 1407 01:37:08,572 --> 01:37:09,823 - Shut up. - No. 1408 01:37:09,990 --> 01:37:12,700 Stop this Mickey Mouse bullshit. I want you to go in there. 1409 01:37:12,868 --> 01:37:16,079 I want you to cool off, okay? 1410 01:37:16,247 --> 01:37:18,957 Just cool off and we'll come back and shoot the scene. 1411 01:37:19,124 --> 01:37:21,501 -l said, l'm ready to shoot. -Not now. 1412 01:37:21,669 --> 01:37:24,128 I'm not gonna tell you again, Jack. 1413 01:37:24,380 --> 01:37:26,673 I'm not gonna shoot you in the state you're in. 1414 01:37:26,841 --> 01:37:29,342 What do you mean, "state"? State? State of California? 1415 01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:32,595 -l know where the fuck I am, Jack. -You've been up for two days. 1416 01:37:32,763 --> 01:37:34,430 No, I haven't been up for two days. 1417 01:37:34,598 --> 01:37:37,100 Nevertheless, you look like you haven't been to sleep. 1418 01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:40,603 So l ain't gonna shoot you this way because you don't look good. 1419 01:37:40,771 --> 01:37:42,981 You know what? You don't tell me anything, okay? 1420 01:37:43,148 --> 01:37:44,983 -Really? -You're not the boss of me. 1421 01:37:45,150 --> 01:37:46,609 -Yes, I am. -Oh, you're the king, huh? 1422 01:37:46,777 --> 01:37:48,570 -Yes! -Don't you fucking touch me, man! 1423 01:37:48,737 --> 01:37:51,364 -Dirk, honey-- -No, no. No. You shut up too. 1424 01:37:51,532 --> 01:37:53,992 You're not the mother of me and you're not my boss. 1425 01:37:54,159 --> 01:37:55,952 -You're not my fucking mom. -Hey, man-- 1426 01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:57,704 -Dirk, honey-- -l'll take you home. 1427 01:37:57,872 --> 01:38:01,875 No, no. I'm ready to shoot the scene. I wanna shoot the scene. l'm fine. 1428 01:38:02,042 --> 01:38:03,543 I want you out of here. 1429 01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:07,589 -Look, it's over, okay? l'm done. -Listen to me, kid. l want you-- 1430 01:38:07,756 --> 01:38:09,591 -Don't you fucking call me a kid. -What? 1431 01:38:09,758 --> 01:38:13,386 I'll fuck you up. You wanna see me kick some ass? I know fucking karate. 1432 01:38:13,554 --> 01:38:16,222 -You're fucking fired! You are fired! - Come on, come on. 1433 01:38:16,390 --> 01:38:19,017 -You're fired, you goddamn kid! -What is that? What is that? 1434 01:38:19,184 --> 01:38:21,019 - Jack! Jack! - Jack, Jack, Jack. 1435 01:38:21,186 --> 01:38:23,938 No, no, no. You know what? I'm the biggest star here, man. 1436 01:38:24,106 --> 01:38:26,107 That's the way it is. 1437 01:38:26,275 --> 01:38:30,737 I wanna fuck. lt's my big dick. So everybody get ready fucking now! 1438 01:38:32,615 --> 01:38:35,325 You know what? Here. I don't need this shit. 1439 01:38:35,492 --> 01:38:38,036 You know, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck all of you! 1440 01:38:38,203 --> 01:38:40,330 You're not my boss! You're not the king of me! 1441 01:38:40,497 --> 01:38:42,373 I am the fucking king of Dirk! 1442 01:38:42,541 --> 01:38:45,627 You're nothing without me, Jack. You're fucking nothing. Fuck this. 1443 01:38:45,794 --> 01:38:47,503 -l don't need this shit. -Dirk, wait. 1444 01:38:47,671 --> 01:38:49,756 -Fuck this. -l'm so sorry, Jack. l'm so sorry. 1445 01:38:49,924 --> 01:38:52,592 I'm gonna take care of this. I'm gonna straighten him out. 1446 01:39:07,733 --> 01:39:09,317 Okay, Dirk, you ready? 1447 01:39:09,485 --> 01:39:11,486 Yeah. l was born ready, Nick. Let's go, man. 1448 01:39:12,321 --> 01:39:14,155 -Dirk Diggler demo. - Keep the vocals up. 1449 01:39:14,323 --> 01:39:17,033 "You Got the Touch," take seven. 1450 01:39:17,868 --> 01:39:19,369 Excuse me, Reed. 1451 01:39:19,536 --> 01:39:22,038 Oh, heh. Oops. 1452 01:39:25,501 --> 01:39:27,794 You got the touch 1453 01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:32,674 You got the power 1454 01:39:35,636 --> 01:39:36,928 Yeah 1455 01:39:43,477 --> 01:39:46,896 After all is said and done 1456 01:39:47,064 --> 01:39:50,108 You never walk, you never run 1457 01:39:50,275 --> 01:39:52,318 You're a winner 1458 01:39:54,571 --> 01:39:58,282 You got the moves, you know the streets 1459 01:39:58,450 --> 01:40:01,369 Break the rules, take the heat 1460 01:40:01,537 --> 01:40:04,247 You're nobody's fool 1461 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:09,293 You're at your best When the goin' gets rough 1462 01:40:09,461 --> 01:40:13,923 You've been put to the test But it's never enough 1463 01:40:14,508 --> 01:40:16,259 You got the touch 1464 01:40:17,845 --> 01:40:20,096 You think the bass is taking away from the vocal? 1465 01:40:22,349 --> 01:40:26,436 No, not really. Maybe. It sounds balanced to me. 1466 01:40:26,603 --> 01:40:28,604 It's definitely taking away from my vocal. 1467 01:40:28,772 --> 01:40:31,441 Just take the bass down and bring up the vocals. 1468 01:40:31,608 --> 01:40:34,235 Okay, let's do it, Nick. You heard him. 1469 01:40:34,945 --> 01:40:36,446 You wanna take it from the top? 1470 01:40:36,613 --> 01:40:39,115 -Yeah, let's try it. -Okay. 1471 01:40:39,908 --> 01:40:44,412 Heat will rock you 1472 01:40:44,830 --> 01:40:49,709 And heat will roll you 1473 01:40:50,502 --> 01:40:55,131 Baby, don't you know? 1474 01:40:55,632 --> 01:41:00,511 My heat will move your soul 1475 01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:02,680 Come on, come on, come on 1476 01:41:02,848 --> 01:41:04,182 Come on 1477 01:41:04,683 --> 01:41:08,728 Love me today 1478 01:41:09,980 --> 01:41:14,317 Love me tomorrow 1479 01:41:15,319 --> 01:41:18,237 All day, all night 1480 01:41:18,405 --> 01:41:21,491 You feel my heat 1481 01:41:22,159 --> 01:41:26,412 Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat 1482 01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:28,289 I think we should repeat that again. 1483 01:41:28,457 --> 01:41:32,835 Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel 1484 01:41:33,003 --> 01:41:35,713 Feel my heat 1485 01:41:35,881 --> 01:41:38,674 Yeah. That's definitely cool. 1486 01:41:39,134 --> 01:41:41,803 -Let's lay it down. Nick? -You wanna lay it down? 1487 01:41:41,970 --> 01:41:43,554 Were we rolling on that rehearsal? 1488 01:41:43,722 --> 01:41:46,516 Is he gonna fuck me in the ass? 1489 01:41:46,683 --> 01:41:49,685 -ls that what you want? - lt would be nice. 1490 01:41:50,020 --> 01:41:52,063 Fuck her in the ass. 1491 01:41:52,856 --> 01:41:54,398 Lock and load, Jack. 1492 01:42:02,116 --> 01:42:04,575 I was gonna take a pottery class at Everywoman's Village. 1493 01:42:04,743 --> 01:42:07,036 -Oh, I wanna do that. -Okay, we'll do that. 1494 01:42:07,204 --> 01:42:09,163 Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 3. 1495 01:42:09,331 --> 01:42:11,791 -l was thinking something. -What? 1496 01:42:12,334 --> 01:42:14,919 I was gonna see about taking the GED. Do you know what that is? 1497 01:42:15,087 --> 01:42:18,589 -Mm-hm, for high school, to graduate. -lt's because I never got my diploma. 1498 01:42:18,757 --> 01:42:22,009 I feel bad, you know, that, uh-- I think you were right about that. 1499 01:42:22,177 --> 01:42:25,138 You should do it, Rollergirl, because you know what? 1500 01:42:25,305 --> 01:42:28,015 If you wanted to, you could do anything. 1501 01:42:33,939 --> 01:42:36,065 - Mr. Swope. -Yes. That's me. yes. 1502 01:42:36,233 --> 01:42:38,526 -You have your loan application? -Yes, I do. Right there. 1503 01:42:38,694 --> 01:42:40,778 -Good. You wanna follow me? -Yes, I do. 1504 01:42:41,238 --> 01:42:44,407 Hey, Kurt, are we gonna have any more coverage on this, or...? 1505 01:42:44,575 --> 01:42:46,826 No, no. We just keep shooting. This is video. 1506 01:42:46,994 --> 01:42:49,495 We shoot and shoot, and then we deal with it later. 1507 01:42:49,663 --> 01:42:52,415 All right, now, Summer, I want you to take Skye's thong off. 1508 01:42:52,583 --> 01:42:55,960 That thong thing. Yeah, actually take it off. That's good. And finger it. 1509 01:42:56,128 --> 01:42:57,920 Oh, that's good. Lick the thong. Yeah. 1510 01:42:58,088 --> 01:43:00,506 You know, that's really good technically, but-- 1511 01:43:00,674 --> 01:43:03,509 But it lacks passion. I wanna see some passion here. 1512 01:43:03,677 --> 01:43:05,094 Yes, bitch! 1513 01:43:06,722 --> 01:43:08,598 Yeah, that's it. 1514 01:43:09,183 --> 01:43:10,474 Lick my balls. 1515 01:43:11,226 --> 01:43:12,310 Fuck me. 1516 01:43:14,354 --> 01:43:15,688 Who's your daddy, bitch? 1517 01:43:16,732 --> 01:43:20,401 You live. You live. Yes! 1518 01:43:22,696 --> 01:43:24,405 I'm back. 1519 01:43:24,823 --> 01:43:25,865 Perfect timing. 1520 01:43:27,618 --> 01:43:28,659 I'm back. 1521 01:43:30,787 --> 01:43:32,914 -What the fuck took you so long, man? -Todd. 1522 01:43:43,467 --> 01:43:44,508 Fuck. 1523 01:43:44,676 --> 01:43:48,554 That's really what Buck's Super Stereo World is all about. lt's about the customer. 1524 01:43:48,722 --> 01:43:51,307 People wanna know what they're getting into technically. 1525 01:43:51,475 --> 01:43:53,809 I have the specific technical hi-fi background... 1526 01:43:53,977 --> 01:43:56,187 ...to answer any question somebody's gonna have. 1527 01:43:56,355 --> 01:43:58,689 I've been in sound equipment long enough to know... 1528 01:43:58,857 --> 01:44:01,317 ...what a guy wants when he walks through that door. 1529 01:44:01,485 --> 01:44:05,029 That's the kind of personal touch Buck's Super Stereo World's gonna have. 1530 01:44:09,660 --> 01:44:14,830 I miss my two sons, you know. I miss my little Andrew and-- And my Dirk. 1531 01:44:14,998 --> 01:44:18,626 You know, I always felt like Dirk was my baby. 1532 01:44:18,794 --> 01:44:20,086 My new baby. 1533 01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:23,798 -Don't you miss Dirk? -Yeah. 1534 01:44:23,966 --> 01:44:27,593 He's so fucking talented, the bastard. You know, I just-- 1535 01:44:29,638 --> 01:44:34,225 I love him, Rollergirl. I mean, l really love the stupid jerk, ha, ha. 1536 01:44:35,936 --> 01:44:37,979 I love you, Mom. 1537 01:44:38,188 --> 01:44:41,065 I want you to be my mom, Amber. Are you my mom? 1538 01:44:41,525 --> 01:44:44,652 I'll just-- I'll ask you if you're my mom, okay? 1539 01:44:44,820 --> 01:44:47,697 And you say yes, okay? Are you my mom? 1540 01:44:48,323 --> 01:44:49,573 Yes, honey. 1541 01:44:49,741 --> 01:44:53,077 -Ha. -Yes. Yes. 1542 01:44:54,663 --> 01:44:57,373 Don't try-- -Hold on. Come on, come on, all right? 1543 01:44:57,541 --> 01:44:59,750 All we need is the tapes, Burt. 1544 01:44:59,918 --> 01:45:02,295 No. You don't get them until you pay. 1545 01:45:02,462 --> 01:45:04,964 In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense! 1546 01:45:05,132 --> 01:45:07,508 Wait. We can't pay the price of the demo tapes... 1547 01:45:07,676 --> 01:45:11,137 ...unless we take the demo tapes to the record company and get paid! 1548 01:45:11,305 --> 01:45:13,347 Hello? Exactly. 1549 01:45:13,724 --> 01:45:17,560 That's not an MP. That's a YP. "Your problem." 1550 01:45:17,728 --> 01:45:20,563 Come up with the money and l'll give you the tapes. That's it. 1551 01:45:20,731 --> 01:45:24,191 Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know this industry jargon. 1552 01:45:24,359 --> 01:45:25,735 YP, MP. Whatever, okay? 1553 01:45:25,902 --> 01:45:28,487 All I know is that I cannot get a record contract-- 1554 01:45:28,655 --> 01:45:31,866 We cannot get a record contract unless l take these tapes-- 1555 01:45:32,034 --> 01:45:34,035 And granted, the tapes themselves are your-- 1556 01:45:34,202 --> 01:45:37,079 Are your busi-- Are your-- You own them, okay? 1557 01:45:37,247 --> 01:45:40,916 But the magic that is on the tapes, that fucking heart and soul... 1558 01:45:41,084 --> 01:45:44,378 ...that we put into those tapes, that is ours, and you don't own that. 1559 01:45:44,546 --> 01:45:47,923 Now, l need to take that magic and get it to the record company. 1560 01:45:48,091 --> 01:45:50,968 They're waiting. We were supposed to be there a half-hour ago. 1561 01:45:51,136 --> 01:45:54,263 We look like assholes right now, man. 1562 01:46:00,729 --> 01:46:04,565 I don't wanna do this anymore, honey. I can't. l just-- Let's have fun now. 1563 01:46:04,733 --> 01:46:08,319 Let's just go and go and go, because it's over. 1564 01:46:08,487 --> 01:46:12,281 There's too many things. Too many things. Too many things. Too many things. 1565 01:46:12,449 --> 01:46:15,117 -Okay. -Let's go walk. 1566 01:46:15,285 --> 01:46:18,412 -l don't wanna leave this room. -Me either, ha, ha. 1567 01:46:19,247 --> 01:46:20,664 I love you, honey. 1568 01:46:20,832 --> 01:46:22,625 -l love you, Mom. -Aah! 1569 01:46:22,793 --> 01:46:26,962 Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two, three. 1570 01:46:27,130 --> 01:46:31,133 Because you don't fucking get it, Burt. You give us the tapes. 1571 01:46:31,301 --> 01:46:34,762 We get the record contract. We come back and give you your fucking money. 1572 01:46:34,930 --> 01:46:37,014 Have you heard the tapes? Have you heard them? 1573 01:46:37,182 --> 01:46:39,725 We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good! 1574 01:46:39,893 --> 01:46:42,853 Okay, now l got it. l got it. Now I understand. 1575 01:46:43,021 --> 01:46:46,482 I know you want it to happen, but it's not gonna happen... 1576 01:46:46,650 --> 01:46:49,735 ...because it's a Catch-22, and that's it. 1577 01:46:49,903 --> 01:46:52,446 What the fuck does that mean? What is a Catch-22, Burt? 1578 01:46:52,614 --> 01:46:55,449 -Aah. -Twenty-two, gentlemen. Think about it. 1579 01:46:57,119 --> 01:46:59,203 -You know what l'm thinking about, man? -No, Dirk! 1580 01:46:59,371 --> 01:47:01,956 I'm thinking about kicking some fucking ass in here! 1581 01:47:02,124 --> 01:47:03,541 Scotty, get him out of here. 1582 01:47:03,708 --> 01:47:07,336 Thanks a lot for backing us up too. Real good. 1583 01:47:08,505 --> 01:47:09,713 Fuck. 1584 01:47:14,219 --> 01:47:16,595 -Mr. Swope. - Yes. 1585 01:47:17,848 --> 01:47:19,473 We can't help you. 1586 01:47:22,185 --> 01:47:26,147 I have all the papers, though. I mean, every-- Everything's in order, yes? 1587 01:47:26,314 --> 01:47:30,401 Yes, yes, but we can't give you a loan. I'm sorry. 1588 01:47:30,569 --> 01:47:31,986 -Why? -l don't understand. Why? 1589 01:47:32,154 --> 01:47:33,863 Yeah, why can't you give me the loan? 1590 01:47:35,991 --> 01:47:37,867 Mr. Swope, you're a pornographer. 1591 01:47:38,034 --> 01:47:40,494 This bank is not in business to support pornography. 1592 01:47:40,662 --> 01:47:43,414 Okay, l'm not a pornographer, though. I'm an actor. 1593 01:47:43,582 --> 01:47:45,249 -l'm sorry. -Please, please. 1594 01:47:45,417 --> 01:47:48,836 Now, this is a new business for me. 1595 01:47:49,004 --> 01:47:55,009 All right? lt's a real thing that l wanna do. It's a real thing that I can do. Please. 1596 01:47:55,552 --> 01:47:57,470 -l'm sorry. -Well, we did everything right. 1597 01:47:57,637 --> 01:47:59,972 Okay, honey, it's okay. Just wait a minute, wait a minute. 1598 01:48:00,140 --> 01:48:03,017 Now, let's just take a minute, okay? Um.... 1599 01:48:03,727 --> 01:48:06,854 Look, you have something to say. I have something to say, all right? 1600 01:48:07,022 --> 01:48:09,231 So let's just talk, okay? 1601 01:48:09,399 --> 01:48:12,568 If there is something that I didn't fill out correctly on this... 1602 01:48:12,736 --> 01:48:16,489 ...or if there is something l left out, or maybe you want me to write on there... 1603 01:48:16,656 --> 01:48:19,617 ...just tell me what to write on there. I'll write it on there. 1604 01:48:19,910 --> 01:48:21,702 I'm sorry. 1605 01:48:24,414 --> 01:48:27,458 You're not being fair. This isn't fair. 1606 01:48:27,626 --> 01:48:30,878 This financial institution cannot endorse pornography. 1607 01:48:31,046 --> 01:48:33,464 Stop saying that! Will you quit saying "pornography"? 1608 01:48:33,632 --> 01:48:37,718 -Why are you doing this to me? -Please. Now, please. I'm sorry. 1609 01:48:40,096 --> 01:48:43,891 I'm an-- l am an ac-- I am an actor. 1610 01:48:48,146 --> 01:48:49,438 Come on. 1611 01:49:15,966 --> 01:49:18,801 -That guy wants that thing for the thing-- You fix it up. 1612 01:49:32,649 --> 01:49:34,483 Who's your daddy? 1613 01:49:34,651 --> 01:49:37,528 -How is it? -What it is, what it is. 1614 01:49:37,696 --> 01:49:39,321 Yeah. 1615 01:49:41,366 --> 01:49:43,867 Suck that cock, bitch. 1616 01:49:57,924 --> 01:50:00,467 - Hello. You must be Maggie. -Yes. 1617 01:50:00,635 --> 01:50:03,887 -Kathleen O'Malley. l'm the judge. -Yes. 1618 01:50:06,182 --> 01:50:09,018 -You have a lawyer with you? -No, I don't. 1619 01:50:09,185 --> 01:50:11,020 I do not. 1620 01:50:27,871 --> 01:50:30,873 -Hello, judge. -Morning, counselor. 1621 01:50:51,811 --> 01:50:53,520 You've been divorced for six years? 1622 01:50:53,688 --> 01:50:56,315 Yes, since 1977. 1623 01:50:56,483 --> 01:51:00,027 And the agreement on the money settlement has been taken care of? 1624 01:51:00,945 --> 01:51:02,571 Yes. 1625 01:51:02,989 --> 01:51:07,868 So, what we're talking about then is coming to an agreement on the custody of.... 1626 01:51:08,036 --> 01:51:09,995 -Of "Andrew." -Yes. 1627 01:51:11,748 --> 01:51:14,249 Oh, what was decided during the divorce? 1628 01:51:14,417 --> 01:51:17,961 Well, initially, uh, Andrew was to go with his father... 1629 01:51:18,129 --> 01:51:20,464 ...with a visitation with his mother... 1630 01:51:20,632 --> 01:51:25,636 ...uh, from, uh, Saturday noon to Sunday at 7... 1631 01:51:25,804 --> 01:51:31,266 ...with his mother entitled to bring Andrew to her house or any reasonable place. 1632 01:51:31,434 --> 01:51:34,228 -Was that the understanding? -Yes. 1633 01:51:34,729 --> 01:51:37,147 Why wasn't that visiting privilege honored, then? 1634 01:51:37,315 --> 01:51:40,734 - It was for a while. -l only saw him twice. 1635 01:51:40,902 --> 01:51:43,904 It said "reasonable place." 1636 01:51:44,072 --> 01:51:48,450 I didn't think that a house of prostitution and drugs and pornography was that. 1637 01:51:48,618 --> 01:51:50,160 I'm sorry? 1638 01:51:50,328 --> 01:51:53,664 My wife is in the pornography business. 1639 01:51:54,457 --> 01:51:56,750 I didn't think that environment was safe for my son. 1640 01:51:56,918 --> 01:52:01,463 No, this is not right. Um, my son was never exposed to drugs... 1641 01:52:01,631 --> 01:52:03,841 ...or pornographic material or any of those things. 1642 01:52:04,008 --> 01:52:05,759 My husband just assumed-- 1643 01:52:05,927 --> 01:52:09,263 I saw it with my own eye, Maggie. 1644 01:52:10,390 --> 01:52:11,890 Did you register a complaint? 1645 01:52:12,058 --> 01:52:15,185 Uh, my client didn't officially register, Your Honor. 1646 01:52:15,353 --> 01:52:20,482 But l think the circumstances call for immediate action, uh... 1647 01:52:20,650 --> 01:52:22,151 ...for the safety of the child. 1648 01:52:22,318 --> 01:52:26,321 The problem is, judge, is that my ex-wife, ahem... 1649 01:52:26,489 --> 01:52:31,660 ...she's a sick person, and she needs help. She deals in sex and drugs for a living. 1650 01:52:31,828 --> 01:52:33,787 No, I don't do drugs. 1651 01:52:33,955 --> 01:52:37,291 Your Honor, she has been in and out of trouble with the law... 1652 01:52:37,459 --> 01:52:39,293 ...on several occasions for this sort of thing. 1653 01:52:39,461 --> 01:52:42,796 No, no. No, not anymore. No. 1654 01:52:42,964 --> 01:52:45,257 Have you ever been arrested? 1655 01:52:46,760 --> 01:52:48,343 Yes. 1656 01:52:49,596 --> 01:52:54,183 When was the last time you were arrested, and, uh, what was the charge? 1657 01:53:11,910 --> 01:53:15,662 Okay, okay, okay, let's get ready for this experiment. 1658 01:53:16,206 --> 01:53:18,540 Hi. Jack Horner here. 1659 01:53:18,708 --> 01:53:22,878 Uh, we're in the back of this beautiful limousine in the back seat... 1660 01:53:23,046 --> 01:53:26,632 ...riding along west on Sherman Way. 1661 01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:32,721 And beside me is a beautiful, talented, gorgeous, young actress... 1662 01:53:32,889 --> 01:53:36,141 ...from adult cinema, Miss Rollergirl. 1663 01:53:36,309 --> 01:53:38,602 Hi. Hello. Howdy. 1664 01:53:38,770 --> 01:53:41,605 Are you ready to get on with this experiment? 1665 01:53:41,773 --> 01:53:44,441 -Ready. Ready like Freddy. -Ha-ha-ha. 1666 01:53:44,609 --> 01:53:49,488 Yes. And we're, uh, going along, like I said, west on Sherman Way... 1667 01:53:49,656 --> 01:53:53,242 ...and this is called On the Lookout. 1668 01:53:53,409 --> 01:53:57,246 That's the name of this show. On the lookout for a young stud... 1669 01:53:57,413 --> 01:54:00,666 ...who maybe will get in the back seat here... 1670 01:54:00,834 --> 01:54:04,169 ...and get it on with Rollergirl. 1671 01:54:04,337 --> 01:54:09,258 Uh, and we're going to make film history... 1672 01:54:09,425 --> 01:54:11,927 ...right here on videotape. 1673 01:54:25,733 --> 01:54:28,652 - Hello? - Hey. 1674 01:54:29,279 --> 01:54:31,321 Waiting for someone? 1675 01:54:32,615 --> 01:54:34,157 Yeah. 1676 01:54:34,325 --> 01:54:38,495 I'm waiting for somebody, but l'm not sure if they're gonna show up, though. 1677 01:54:39,372 --> 01:54:41,415 You wanna wait in the car? 1678 01:54:43,418 --> 01:54:44,877 Cool. 1679 01:55:12,989 --> 01:55:14,740 I'm Joe. 1680 01:55:15,491 --> 01:55:17,326 Dirk. 1681 01:55:19,996 --> 01:55:21,997 You know who l am? 1682 01:55:24,042 --> 01:55:25,667 No. 1683 01:55:27,086 --> 01:55:29,338 My name's Dirk Diggler. 1684 01:55:30,924 --> 01:55:32,507 No. 1685 01:55:33,009 --> 01:55:36,136 I mean, you're a guy. I'm just helping you out. 1686 01:55:36,721 --> 01:55:38,180 Yeah. 1687 01:55:39,349 --> 01:55:40,599 What do you see here? 1688 01:55:41,976 --> 01:55:43,852 Well, l see a girl. Ha, ha. 1689 01:55:44,020 --> 01:55:46,605 Ha, yeah. Well, you like what you see? 1690 01:55:46,773 --> 01:55:51,526 - Um, yeah. Yeah, l do. -Ha, ha, all right. Get in. 1691 01:55:51,694 --> 01:55:56,031 Get in and let's make film history. 1692 01:55:58,743 --> 01:56:00,535 So... 1693 01:56:01,329 --> 01:56:03,121 ...what do you wanna do? 1694 01:56:04,123 --> 01:56:06,291 It's what you wanna do. 1695 01:56:08,294 --> 01:56:10,212 I wanna watch you. 1696 01:56:11,381 --> 01:56:14,174 I mean, l'm not gay. I just wanna.... 1697 01:56:15,343 --> 01:56:18,470 Maybe you could jerk off a little, and l could watch. 1698 01:56:19,681 --> 01:56:23,225 Maybe I'll join in later, but for now, I just wanna watch. 1699 01:56:25,395 --> 01:56:27,187 Twenty bucks. 1700 01:56:29,399 --> 01:56:31,441 Ten's all l have. 1701 01:56:35,697 --> 01:56:37,280 You go to school? 1702 01:56:37,448 --> 01:56:40,075 Um, yeah. Yeah, l do. 1703 01:56:40,243 --> 01:56:42,119 Where do you go to school? 1704 01:56:42,286 --> 01:56:43,954 Um.... 1705 01:56:44,372 --> 01:56:46,331 Is it okay if l don't tell you? 1706 01:56:46,499 --> 01:56:48,667 Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. 1707 01:56:48,835 --> 01:56:50,252 Ahem. 1708 01:56:50,420 --> 01:56:52,587 You recognize Rollergirl from her films? 1709 01:56:52,755 --> 01:56:57,300 Yep. Ha, ha, yeah. Yeah, we watch her films a lot at my frat house. 1710 01:56:57,468 --> 01:57:00,554 -I go to, uh-- I go to CSUN. - Wonderful. 1711 01:57:00,722 --> 01:57:03,432 Yeah, the fucking guys will never believe this, ha, ha. 1712 01:57:04,559 --> 01:57:09,229 So, you know, we've done a whole bunch of films together, Rollergirl and l. 1713 01:57:09,605 --> 01:57:11,106 Do you remember me? 1714 01:57:11,274 --> 01:57:12,774 Ahem. 1715 01:57:12,942 --> 01:57:15,193 We went to school together. 1716 01:57:16,904 --> 01:57:18,989 Your name's Brandy, right? 1717 01:57:20,116 --> 01:57:22,951 Brandy? Brandy's your name, right? 1718 01:57:24,579 --> 01:57:26,204 No. 1719 01:57:26,456 --> 01:57:29,499 -l don't know what you're talking about. - Your name's not Brandy? 1720 01:57:33,296 --> 01:57:36,048 Well, ha-- Okay. 1721 01:57:39,552 --> 01:57:42,471 Maybe--? Maybe do it harder? 1722 01:57:51,731 --> 01:57:54,900 Faster. Do it a little faster. 1723 01:57:58,279 --> 01:58:00,238 All right. 1724 01:58:03,576 --> 01:58:07,829 You're hiding her again. Let's get on the other side. That's it. 1725 01:58:09,499 --> 01:58:13,043 Just nice and sexy, you know.... 1726 01:58:13,211 --> 01:58:14,878 Yeah. 1727 01:58:19,884 --> 01:58:23,845 Listen, pal, you gotta make it a little more sexy, you know? 1728 01:58:24,013 --> 01:58:26,598 Don't just ram it in there like that. 1729 01:58:26,766 --> 01:58:29,810 This is not a hole in the wall, pal. This is Rollergirl. 1730 01:58:30,269 --> 01:58:31,853 Faster. 1731 01:58:35,233 --> 01:58:37,109 Do it faster. 1732 01:58:38,027 --> 01:58:41,196 -Get your hand wet. -Be quiet. 1733 01:58:43,366 --> 01:58:47,202 Can you be more sexy? Like, uh, cinematically sexy. 1734 01:58:47,370 --> 01:58:49,246 Just don't ram it. Don't-- 1735 01:58:50,748 --> 01:58:53,875 Be respectful. This is Rollergirl. 1736 01:58:54,752 --> 01:58:56,086 Are you listening to me, kid? 1737 01:58:56,254 --> 01:58:59,256 -Just let me do my thing. l know what-- -This is stupid, Jack. 1738 01:58:59,423 --> 01:59:03,593 Okay, that's it. Hold it. Cut. Pull over. 1739 01:59:04,053 --> 01:59:05,178 Pull over. 1740 01:59:13,437 --> 01:59:16,773 I can't fucking believe this. Jesus Christ, you gave me a hard-on, lady. 1741 01:59:16,941 --> 01:59:19,568 The least you could do is jack me off or something. 1742 01:59:20,194 --> 01:59:21,945 What the fuck did you say? 1743 01:59:23,364 --> 01:59:26,616 I just said it's not that cool to leave me with a hard-on, all right? 1744 01:59:26,784 --> 01:59:28,785 Fuck you. 1745 01:59:30,913 --> 01:59:33,290 I don't fucking believe this. 1746 01:59:35,543 --> 01:59:37,627 This is a fine life you've made for yourself. 1747 01:59:39,547 --> 01:59:41,715 You really should be proud. 1748 01:59:41,924 --> 01:59:43,800 I mean, really. 1749 01:59:45,595 --> 01:59:48,597 -Fucker. -Yeah, fuck you. 1750 01:59:49,432 --> 01:59:51,683 And your fucking films suck now anyway. 1751 01:59:57,523 --> 01:59:59,274 Come on. 1752 02:00:01,360 --> 02:00:05,113 I can't. l can't get it hard, all right? I just can't. l'm sorry. 1753 02:00:09,869 --> 02:00:13,413 You just shouldn't do this sort of thing, faggot. 1754 02:00:13,581 --> 02:00:14,956 Get out of the car, man! 1755 02:00:15,124 --> 02:00:17,918 Jack, Jesus. No, Jack. Jack. 1756 02:00:18,085 --> 02:00:20,754 Jack. Jack. Hey. 1757 02:00:20,922 --> 02:00:22,214 Jack. Jack. 1758 02:00:22,381 --> 02:00:24,841 Get him out of the fucking truck, man! 1759 02:00:25,009 --> 02:00:26,635 You shouldn't be coming down here. 1760 02:00:26,802 --> 02:00:30,347 Jack. Jack. Jesus Christ. 1761 02:00:30,514 --> 02:00:33,892 -Come on, Jack. Jack. - You little fucker. 1762 02:00:34,060 --> 02:00:36,686 - You piece of shit. You faggot. - Fuck you. 1763 02:00:36,854 --> 02:00:38,480 Faggot, you like that? 1764 02:00:38,648 --> 02:00:41,149 -Jack. Jack. -Amateur fucker. 1765 02:00:42,360 --> 02:00:43,944 Come on. 1766 02:00:51,994 --> 02:00:54,329 You don't ever disrespect me. 1767 02:00:54,497 --> 02:00:58,250 Fucker! You don't ever disrespect me, you fucker! 1768 02:00:58,417 --> 02:01:02,003 -Motherfucker, look at you now, huh? - That's what you get, faggot. 1769 02:01:02,171 --> 02:01:05,131 You think you can fuck? You can't fuck me, you fucker! 1770 02:01:05,633 --> 02:01:09,344 You can't touch me! You can't touch me, you fucker! 1771 02:01:09,512 --> 02:01:10,887 Stop it. 1772 02:01:12,890 --> 02:01:17,852 -You don't do this, donkey-dick. You don't. -Unh! 1773 02:01:18,271 --> 02:01:20,063 Fucking faggot. 1774 02:01:24,527 --> 02:01:29,030 -You don't ever disrespect me, you fucker! - Come on. 1775 02:01:29,198 --> 02:01:31,533 You fucking piece of shit! 1776 02:01:31,701 --> 02:01:37,205 You fucking-- Fucking die, you shithead! 1777 02:02:14,201 --> 02:02:15,785 -Okay. -Okay. 1778 02:02:15,953 --> 02:02:20,457 -What do you want? -l want an apple fritter, jelly... 1779 02:02:20,624 --> 02:02:25,253 ...um, chocolate with sprinkles, and, um, a bear claw too. 1780 02:02:25,421 --> 02:02:28,590 -A bear claw. Okay. -Yeah. And hurry. 1781 02:02:28,758 --> 02:02:31,676 Hey, how's my little kung-fu fighter? 1782 02:02:31,844 --> 02:02:33,970 He's kicking ass inside my stomach. 1783 02:02:34,138 --> 02:02:36,306 -Ha, ha. See? That's a boy. -Uh-huh. 1784 02:02:36,474 --> 02:02:37,849 Okay. 1785 02:02:39,810 --> 02:02:42,562 -Okay, be right back. -Okay. 1786 02:02:44,607 --> 02:02:47,359 -Hey. -Hey, what's up? Can I help you? 1787 02:02:47,526 --> 02:02:50,195 -Yeah. Uh, I'm gonna get a dozen. -All right. 1788 02:02:55,034 --> 02:02:58,286 Let me get, uh, a couple bear claws. 1789 02:02:59,205 --> 02:03:01,831 -Two bear claws. -Yeah. 1790 02:03:03,125 --> 02:03:05,126 A couple glazed. 1791 02:03:07,296 --> 02:03:10,799 Oh, apple fritter. No, no. Not that one. The one in front of it. 1792 02:03:10,966 --> 02:03:15,053 -Yeah, that one. That one. That one. -Okay. 1793 02:03:17,765 --> 02:03:20,392 Oh, yeah. Two chocolate. 1794 02:03:21,227 --> 02:03:22,268 Two chocolates. 1795 02:03:22,436 --> 02:03:24,521 Old-fashioned, yeah. Give me two of those. 1796 02:03:24,688 --> 02:03:26,815 Two old-fashioned. 1797 02:03:27,525 --> 02:03:31,277 Oh, is this, uh--? Did you do this for the Christmas? 1798 02:03:31,445 --> 02:03:33,446 -Yeah. -Oh, that's cute. 1799 02:03:33,614 --> 02:03:38,159 Yeah, give me two of those sprinkly Christmas things. 1800 02:03:38,327 --> 02:03:39,828 -Yeah. -Christmas hoops. 1801 02:03:39,995 --> 02:03:41,663 That's great. 1802 02:03:43,666 --> 02:03:47,252 -Okay, uh, how many is that? -That's 11 . 1803 02:03:51,549 --> 02:03:55,093 All right, motherfucker, empty the cash register now. And hurry up. 1804 02:03:55,261 --> 02:03:58,304 - Jesus Christ. -Shut the fuck up. 1805 02:03:58,472 --> 02:04:00,223 Hurry up with that shit. 1806 02:04:04,687 --> 02:04:07,856 No, no, no, motherfucker. Empty the safe too, asshole. 1807 02:04:11,193 --> 02:04:12,694 And l ain't got all night. 1808 02:04:15,865 --> 02:04:18,825 -Don't even move. -l'm not moving. l'm not moving. 1809 02:04:18,993 --> 02:04:20,869 Shut up! 1810 02:04:25,499 --> 02:04:27,750 -Don't fucking move, man. - l'm not-- l'm not-- 1811 02:04:27,918 --> 02:04:29,878 Shut the fuck up. 1812 02:04:30,045 --> 02:04:31,880 Hey, don't-- Don't do that. No, no, no. 1813 02:04:32,047 --> 02:04:35,425 No, no, no. You shut the fuck up. 1814 02:04:36,218 --> 02:04:37,552 Give me this sh-- 1815 02:05:28,103 --> 02:05:29,854 All right, this could be the thing. 1816 02:05:30,022 --> 02:05:32,273 Something to help us score a little extra cash. 1817 02:05:32,775 --> 02:05:36,444 The guy's name is Rahad Jackson. He's got more money than God. 1818 02:05:36,612 --> 02:05:39,531 He's got twice as much coke, crank, and smack. All right? 1819 02:05:39,698 --> 02:05:43,159 This guy's gonna buy just about anything anybody wants to sell him. 1820 02:05:43,327 --> 02:05:47,080 Just likes people hanging around at his house partying, the whole thing. 1821 02:05:47,248 --> 02:05:48,623 How do you know him? 1822 02:05:48,791 --> 02:05:51,459 He used to come to Party Boys a lot. Mutrix introduced me. 1823 02:05:51,627 --> 02:05:54,087 How will we do it exactly? How would it all go down? 1824 02:05:54,255 --> 02:05:57,173 lt's gonna go down like this. I'm gonna call him on the phone... 1825 02:05:57,341 --> 02:06:00,677 ...and l'm gonna tell him I got a half a key of quality stuff. 1826 02:06:00,844 --> 02:06:02,804 Do you have his phone number? 1827 02:06:02,972 --> 02:06:04,389 - Yeah. - Okay. 1828 02:06:04,557 --> 02:06:07,767 So l'm gonna call him on the phone. I'm gonna give him a price. 1829 02:06:07,935 --> 02:06:08,977 How much? 1830 02:06:09,144 --> 02:06:11,479 Well, it's half a key, man. It's, like, 5000 bucks. 1831 02:06:11,647 --> 02:06:14,899 -You split that up three ways.... - It's enough to get the Vette fixed. 1832 02:06:15,067 --> 02:06:18,111 That's right, man. So we're gonna do the deal. 1833 02:06:18,279 --> 02:06:20,822 We're gonna drop half a key of baking soda into a bag. 1834 02:06:20,990 --> 02:06:22,991 We're gonna walk over there. We're gonna-- 1835 02:06:24,493 --> 02:06:26,786 Boom. Right there. 1836 02:06:26,954 --> 02:06:31,040 -This could be a nifty bit of hustle-bustle. - Wait. Do you have his address? 1837 02:06:31,208 --> 02:06:33,376 Fucking, Reed, yeah. I got his fucking address. 1838 02:06:33,544 --> 02:06:36,212 What? Yeah, okay, question. Sorry. 1839 02:06:36,380 --> 02:06:39,507 Hold on. What if he tests the stuff out? 1840 02:06:40,092 --> 02:06:42,343 - He won't. -Well, how do you know that? 1841 02:06:42,845 --> 02:06:46,431 Because I know he won't. l'm positive. 1842 02:06:46,599 --> 02:06:48,850 You guys should be careful. 1843 02:06:49,018 --> 02:06:51,185 - Scotty. -What? 1844 02:06:51,353 --> 02:06:52,520 What do you mean, "What?" 1845 02:06:52,688 --> 02:06:56,566 Do me a favor. Just mind your business, please. What the fuck? 1846 02:06:56,734 --> 02:06:58,234 Sorry. 1847 02:06:58,402 --> 02:07:00,194 Anyway, heh.... 1848 02:07:00,362 --> 02:07:02,864 Dump it in there good. Dump it in clean. 1849 02:07:04,408 --> 02:07:06,534 Hey, hey, hey, you can't lay this all on me, man. 1850 02:07:06,702 --> 02:07:08,870 We're gonna go in there-- This is it. 1851 02:07:09,038 --> 02:07:10,496 Fine. 1852 02:07:12,541 --> 02:07:14,334 You guys ready for this? 1853 02:07:14,501 --> 02:07:16,210 -l am. -Dirk? 1854 02:07:16,378 --> 02:07:20,715 -Me? Yeah, yeah. I was born ready, man. -All right. 1855 02:07:22,092 --> 02:07:23,718 -What the fuck is that? -lt's a big gun. 1856 02:07:23,886 --> 02:07:26,179 -No shit, but why? -Just in case. 1857 02:07:26,347 --> 02:07:28,556 Shit. 1858 02:07:28,891 --> 02:07:29,932 Fucking great. 1859 02:07:30,100 --> 02:07:31,976 -You never said anything about a gun. - Shh. 1860 02:07:32,144 --> 02:07:33,561 Now I'm nervous. Do you have a gun? 1861 02:07:33,729 --> 02:07:35,897 -No, I don't have a gun. He never said-- -Shh. Relax. 1862 02:07:36,065 --> 02:07:40,318 -Let's just get in and out, all right? ln, out. -Not too fast. It makes it look suspicious. 1863 02:07:41,737 --> 02:07:43,321 Goddamn it. 1864 02:07:43,489 --> 02:07:45,406 You all right? 1865 02:07:45,574 --> 02:07:48,785 -Just let me do all the talking, all right? -Just be cool. 1866 02:07:59,546 --> 02:08:02,298 How you doing? Come on in. 1867 02:08:05,678 --> 02:08:07,637 Whoa. 1868 02:08:09,723 --> 02:08:11,933 -Hey, man. - Hello, come on in. 1869 02:08:12,851 --> 02:08:14,268 Hey. 1870 02:08:25,447 --> 02:08:27,615 Hey, Rahad. 1871 02:08:27,783 --> 02:08:28,991 Hello, friends. 1872 02:08:29,618 --> 02:08:31,119 -Hey. - Which one is Todd? 1873 02:08:31,286 --> 02:08:35,123 Yeah, that's me. Ha, ha. We met before, down at Party Boys. 1874 02:08:35,290 --> 02:08:37,792 Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Come on in. 1875 02:08:37,960 --> 02:08:39,961 Uh, these are my friends here. Dirk and Reed. 1876 02:08:40,129 --> 02:08:42,797 Good to see you. Take a seat. You want something to drink? 1877 02:08:44,174 --> 02:08:45,842 -Want a pill? Coke? Little dope? - No. 1878 02:08:46,009 --> 02:08:48,928 -Uh, you sure you don't want something? - No, thank you. No. 1879 02:08:49,513 --> 02:08:52,306 So got something? Huh? 1880 02:08:52,474 --> 02:08:54,016 We got something here? 1881 02:08:54,643 --> 02:08:56,853 Here it is. That's about half a key right there. 1882 02:08:58,313 --> 02:09:00,356 -All right. - That is some quality shit. 1883 02:09:01,734 --> 02:09:03,860 -lf you wanna test that out... -Don't worry about him. 1884 02:09:04,027 --> 02:09:06,320 -...I mean, go ahead. lf you want. -No, no, no. Wait. 1885 02:09:07,948 --> 02:09:09,699 Here's that build-up. l love this part. 1886 02:09:19,710 --> 02:09:21,002 Fucking love that song. 1887 02:09:22,671 --> 02:09:24,672 So anyway, uh, what's the price? 1888 02:09:29,845 --> 02:09:39,437 Well, ha-ha-ha, we, ha-ha-ha.... 1889 02:09:39,605 --> 02:09:43,399 Maybe, I don't know, 5 grand. 1890 02:09:45,611 --> 02:09:48,154 -Five grand. - Yeah. 1891 02:09:50,532 --> 02:09:52,784 All right. No problem. That's cool. 1892 02:09:58,123 --> 02:09:59,582 Five grand? 1893 02:09:59,750 --> 02:10:01,584 Five grand. 1894 02:10:05,672 --> 02:10:07,340 Okay. 1895 02:10:21,730 --> 02:10:23,356 You guys wanna play baseball? 1896 02:10:23,941 --> 02:10:25,983 -No, thank you. -No. 1897 02:10:27,736 --> 02:10:31,364 The black guy has a gun in his jacket. Todd? 1898 02:10:40,082 --> 02:10:42,166 Let's get up and get the fuck out of here. 1899 02:10:42,334 --> 02:10:44,085 Todd, count the fucking money in the car. 1900 02:11:00,561 --> 02:11:04,647 Hey, you wanna see something really fascinating? 1901 02:11:08,861 --> 02:11:11,279 -Check it out. -Oh, wow. That's sweet. 1902 02:11:13,782 --> 02:11:15,658 - That thing's not loaded, is it? -Not yet. 1903 02:11:15,826 --> 02:11:18,327 - ls that silver? - Look-- See, we-- 1904 02:11:18,495 --> 02:11:20,788 -Let's see what happens now, huh? - Don't point-- 1905 02:11:20,956 --> 02:11:24,250 -Could you not point the gun, please, sir? - Ha-ha-ha. 1906 02:11:24,418 --> 02:11:25,459 -Todd. -You wanna watch. 1907 02:11:26,962 --> 02:11:29,255 -Why? You think l can't do it? - No, wait, wait. 1908 02:11:29,423 --> 02:11:31,966 -Huh? Ha-ha-ha. You think I can't do it? - Sir? 1909 02:11:32,134 --> 02:11:34,969 -You wanna see me do it? You dare me? -No, we don't dare you. 1910 02:11:36,305 --> 02:11:37,471 Fucking dare me. 1911 02:11:43,478 --> 02:11:45,646 Thank you, thank you. 1912 02:11:47,649 --> 02:11:49,859 Your fucking faces, man. 1913 02:11:53,363 --> 02:11:55,197 What the fuck? 1914 02:11:56,491 --> 02:11:59,869 Hey, I love this thing. l make these little mix tapes together, you know? 1915 02:12:00,037 --> 02:12:04,290 I put all my favorite songs together. Which one is this? Number, uh, 11. I love it. 1916 02:12:04,458 --> 02:12:07,501 You know, when you buy a tape or something or an album... 1917 02:12:07,669 --> 02:12:11,172 ...you put it on, and the songs, the bands put them in some fucking order... 1918 02:12:11,340 --> 02:12:15,217 ...like they want you to listen to it in that order. I hate that. Fucking hate that. 1919 02:12:15,385 --> 02:12:19,013 I don't like to be told what to listen to, when to listen to it, or anything. 1920 02:12:27,522 --> 02:12:28,648 Fuck. 1921 02:12:30,567 --> 02:12:33,694 It's Cosmo. He's Chinese. 1922 02:12:34,446 --> 02:12:37,365 That's why he likes lighting off firecrackers. Huh? 1923 02:13:12,234 --> 02:13:14,568 Ricky Springfield. He's a buddy of mine. 1924 02:13:31,753 --> 02:13:35,047 Todd, we're leaving, man. Todd. 1925 02:13:35,215 --> 02:13:37,591 Let's go. All right? 1926 02:14:18,383 --> 02:14:19,633 We're leaving. 1927 02:14:19,801 --> 02:14:22,720 Sir. We gotta split, man. We gotta go. 1928 02:14:22,888 --> 02:14:25,639 Aw, come on. You just got here. Let's hang out, let's party. 1929 02:14:25,807 --> 02:14:29,685 We got somewhere else to go. We scheduled dinner with friends. 1930 02:14:29,853 --> 02:14:31,812 We're not leaving yet. 1931 02:14:34,483 --> 02:14:38,069 We're here now, and we want something else from you. 1932 02:14:39,029 --> 02:14:40,780 Hey. 1933 02:14:40,947 --> 02:14:42,364 Hey, hey, hey. 1934 02:14:44,451 --> 02:14:46,786 We want something else from you. 1935 02:14:47,621 --> 02:14:48,662 What? 1936 02:14:48,830 --> 02:14:51,415 Todd, what the hell are you doing, man? Let's just go. 1937 02:14:52,667 --> 02:14:54,835 In the master bedroom... 1938 02:14:55,837 --> 02:14:59,632 ...under the bed in a floor safe. 1939 02:14:59,800 --> 02:15:01,217 Understand? 1940 02:15:01,843 --> 02:15:04,261 -What is the matter with you? Let's go. -Todd. 1941 02:15:04,429 --> 02:15:05,846 - Come on, man. -Shut up, Dirk. 1942 02:15:06,014 --> 02:15:08,349 I told you l got a plan. I got a very good plan. 1943 02:15:09,309 --> 02:15:11,018 Are you kidding me, kitty? 1944 02:15:11,186 --> 02:15:12,812 No, I'm not, see? 1945 02:15:12,979 --> 02:15:15,940 I'm not kidding. I want what's in the safe. 1946 02:15:16,108 --> 02:15:19,318 We want what is in the goddamn safe, in the goddamn master bedroom... 1947 02:15:19,486 --> 02:15:22,863 ...in the fucking floor, in a goddamn fucking floor safe, that's all. 1948 02:15:23,031 --> 02:15:24,490 Todd, don't be crazy, okay? 1949 02:15:24,658 --> 02:15:28,077 Sir, we don't know anything about this. This is not at all what we wanted. 1950 02:15:28,245 --> 02:15:31,455 Shut the fuck up, Dirk. Do not reach for your gun, man. 1951 02:15:31,623 --> 02:15:33,374 Don't reach for your gun. 1952 02:15:47,722 --> 02:15:48,764 He went in the bedroom. 1953 02:15:49,391 --> 02:15:51,142 Todd, what the fuck are you doing? 1954 02:15:51,601 --> 02:15:54,728 -He went in the bedroom. -Todd, when the fuck did you go crazy? 1955 02:15:54,896 --> 02:15:58,065 He's got coke, and he's got cash in that safe in that bedroom... 1956 02:15:58,233 --> 02:16:01,068 ...and if we leave here without it, we're fucking idiots, man. 1957 02:16:01,236 --> 02:16:03,237 We came here to motherfucking do something. 1958 02:16:03,405 --> 02:16:05,656 And we can fucking do it, all right? You with me? 1959 02:16:05,824 --> 02:16:10,244 Todd, listen to me. Let's just split, man. Let's just split now. This is not the thing. 1960 02:16:10,412 --> 02:16:12,246 This is not supposed to be the thing. 1961 02:16:12,414 --> 02:16:15,666 That's what l goddamn came here to motherfucking do. 1962 02:16:15,834 --> 02:16:18,544 And that's what l'm gonna fucking do right the fuck now. 1963 02:16:18,712 --> 02:16:21,005 Fuck no! Todd, don't! 1964 02:16:21,173 --> 02:16:23,090 -Don't be fucking stupid! -Todd! Todd! 1965 02:16:26,428 --> 02:16:28,345 -Come on! - Fuck! Go, man! 1966 02:16:28,513 --> 02:16:29,930 Come on, you puppies. 1967 02:16:34,436 --> 02:16:36,187 It's coming down for puppies! 1968 02:16:43,737 --> 02:16:47,323 Come on, come on, come on. Puppies! 1969 02:16:48,033 --> 02:16:49,992 No! 1970 02:16:51,411 --> 02:16:53,078 Oh, shit. 1971 02:16:53,788 --> 02:16:55,414 Come on! 1972 02:16:59,711 --> 02:17:00,794 Shit. 1973 02:17:16,269 --> 02:17:19,480 Fucking son of a bitch. Oh, God. 1974 02:17:19,648 --> 02:17:22,900 Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 1975 02:17:23,068 --> 02:17:27,238 Fuck. Fucking stupid motherfucker. 1976 02:17:27,405 --> 02:17:29,531 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 1977 02:17:33,954 --> 02:17:35,663 Oh, fuck. 1978 02:17:36,498 --> 02:17:40,042 Oh, fuck. Son of a bitch. 1979 02:18:26,506 --> 02:18:28,215 Jack? 1980 02:18:35,181 --> 02:18:38,309 Jack, could you please help me? 1981 02:18:48,528 --> 02:18:50,029 I'm.... 1982 02:18:55,327 --> 02:18:56,869 Uh.... 1983 02:19:01,708 --> 02:19:04,793 l just-- l wanted to come and say sorry, you know. 1984 02:19:04,961 --> 02:19:06,587 And, um.... 1985 02:19:09,257 --> 02:19:12,426 Well, l just wanna know if you can help me, Jack. 1986 02:19:13,094 --> 02:19:15,637 I, um-- l need help. 1987 02:19:18,266 --> 02:19:19,850 And, um... 1988 02:19:20,602 --> 02:19:22,603 ...l'm sorry, you know? 1989 02:19:26,399 --> 02:19:28,442 I need help, Jack. 1990 02:19:40,497 --> 02:19:42,623 I'm so fucking sorry, Jack. 1991 02:19:46,544 --> 02:19:48,796 I'm sorry too, kid. 1992 02:19:51,299 --> 02:19:53,675 It's okay, baby. 1993 02:19:53,843 --> 02:19:56,720 -We all need to start again. -Yeah. 1994 02:19:56,888 --> 02:19:58,806 Okay. 1995 02:19:58,973 --> 02:20:00,849 Shh. 1996 02:20:01,017 --> 02:20:02,684 It's okay. 1997 02:20:06,481 --> 02:20:08,607 It's okay, baby. 1998 02:20:08,775 --> 02:20:10,692 Shh. 1999 02:20:10,860 --> 02:20:14,571 Yeah. You're all right, baby. 2000 02:20:14,739 --> 02:20:17,366 - One more. Let's go. Please. Eleven. - Eleven. 2001 02:20:17,534 --> 02:20:19,034 Yeah. 2002 02:20:22,997 --> 02:20:25,165 Did I hear someone say deal? 2003 02:20:25,333 --> 02:20:27,501 This weekend and this weekend only... 2004 02:20:27,669 --> 02:20:32,005 ...Buck's Super Cool Stereo Store is making super-cool deals on all name brands. 2005 02:20:32,173 --> 02:20:33,590 We're open. We're ready. 2006 02:20:33,758 --> 02:20:37,511 All you need to do is walk over, get down, and come inside us. 2007 02:20:39,848 --> 02:20:41,432 Word. 2008 02:20:41,850 --> 02:20:44,601 Cut. Excellent. 2009 02:20:44,769 --> 02:20:47,229 Buck, honey, that was great. 2010 02:21:03,121 --> 02:21:04,663 I said, shut up, Colonel. 2011 02:21:06,833 --> 02:21:08,917 Shut up, Colonel. 2012 02:21:12,630 --> 02:21:14,715 I said, shut up. 2013 02:21:17,469 --> 02:21:24,057 Cinco, cuatro, tres, dos, uno. 2014 02:21:36,404 --> 02:21:39,656 Wait, wait, wait. What happened there? 2015 02:21:39,824 --> 02:21:46,580 That's a Q. That's supposed to be a G. Oh, man. No, no. 2016 02:22:07,185 --> 02:22:08,769 Go. 2017 02:22:13,942 --> 02:22:15,651 What the heck? 2018 02:22:16,694 --> 02:22:19,279 Naughty, naughty, Candy. 2019 02:22:21,199 --> 02:22:22,658 -Push. -Okay, ready to push? 2020 02:22:22,825 --> 02:22:24,451 Okay, let's push. Let's push. Let's push. 2021 02:22:25,828 --> 02:22:29,331 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Go, go, go. Push, push, push. 2022 02:22:29,499 --> 02:22:31,124 Yes. Yes. 2023 02:22:31,292 --> 02:22:33,710 -God almighty, fucking Christ. -We're almost there. 2024 02:22:33,878 --> 02:22:36,630 -No, don't cuss, sweetie. - One big push for me, all right? 2025 02:22:36,798 --> 02:22:40,217 Big push for the doctor. Big push. This is it. Big push. Push, push, push. 2026 02:22:43,012 --> 02:22:45,138 - I got it, I got it, yeah. -He got it. 2027 02:22:45,306 --> 02:22:46,765 It's a boy. lt's a boy. 2028 02:22:54,816 --> 02:22:56,900 No hurry, guys. Just sometime this year, huh? 2029 02:22:57,068 --> 02:23:01,572 -Jack, should we put it in the garage? - Put it where l told you to put it. 2030 02:23:02,699 --> 02:23:03,949 Oh. 2031 02:23:04,117 --> 02:23:05,909 Maurice. 2032 02:23:06,661 --> 02:23:10,038 -You've got to turn a fan on. - lt smells good, doesn't it? 2033 02:23:10,206 --> 02:23:11,665 No. It smells like shit. 2034 02:23:11,833 --> 02:23:14,001 Oh, come on. This is Puerto Rican cooking. 2035 02:23:14,168 --> 02:23:16,503 Everybody's complaining in the whole neighborhood. 2036 02:23:16,671 --> 02:23:18,672 This is what they're complaining about. Taste this. 2037 02:23:18,840 --> 02:23:21,550 No, I can't taste it, not now. I'll taste it later. 2038 02:23:24,095 --> 02:23:26,138 Rollergirl, yoo-hoo. 2039 02:23:26,306 --> 02:23:27,764 Honey, honey. Listen to me. 2040 02:23:27,932 --> 02:23:31,143 Take the dirt on one side of your room and move it to the other side. 2041 02:23:31,311 --> 02:23:33,687 -Okay. -Then one side of the room will look clean... 2042 02:23:33,855 --> 02:23:36,189 ...that used to look dirty. That'll be good, huh? 2043 02:23:37,692 --> 02:23:41,445 Oh! Johnny Weissmuller. That's my swimmer. 2044 02:23:41,613 --> 02:23:44,615 - Say, "Hello, Uncle Jack." -Five gold medals, look at that. 2045 02:23:44,782 --> 02:23:47,784 - Say, "Hello, Uncle Jack." - Oh, look at him. 2046 02:23:47,952 --> 02:23:51,622 -You like Uncle Jack's pool? - Who is the Olympic-fever baby? 2047 02:23:51,998 --> 02:23:54,249 -Who's the Olympic-fever baby? -Say, "Hi, Jack." 2048 02:23:54,417 --> 02:23:55,792 - Say, "Hi. Hi." -"Hi, Jack." 2049 02:23:55,960 --> 02:23:58,629 - "Watch me kick." -He's not gonna piss in the pool, is he? 2050 02:23:58,796 --> 02:24:02,674 -l don't think so. - Do you like Uncle Reed? Yes, you do. 2051 02:24:02,842 --> 02:24:04,509 - He is a good boy. - Yo, Buck. 2052 02:24:04,677 --> 02:24:07,721 I gotta talk to you about the stereo modification for this system. 2053 02:24:07,889 --> 02:24:09,389 -No technical shit. -No, no, no. 2054 02:24:09,557 --> 02:24:12,434 If you don't get the right modification it's not gonna be loud. 2055 02:24:12,602 --> 02:24:14,561 Loud isn't what l want. I don't want loud. 2056 02:24:14,729 --> 02:24:16,063 -l want.... - Mellow. 2057 02:24:16,230 --> 02:24:18,523 Mellow. That's what I want. 2058 02:24:18,691 --> 02:24:20,734 - Okay. -Buck, l want mellow. 2059 02:24:20,902 --> 02:24:23,570 Mellow. Mellow. 2060 02:24:23,738 --> 02:24:25,238 Yeah. 2061 02:24:25,406 --> 02:24:28,492 Oh, great, honey. Great. 2062 02:24:38,086 --> 02:24:40,087 Are we ready? 2063 02:24:40,254 --> 02:24:44,049 We have got all the time we want. 2064 02:24:44,801 --> 02:24:46,718 What are you looking at? 2065 02:24:47,303 --> 02:24:50,389 -l'm looking at you. -You're staring. 2066 02:24:50,556 --> 02:24:52,599 You know what l'm staring at? 2067 02:24:53,601 --> 02:24:59,356 I'm staring at the foxiest bitch in the whole world. 2068 02:25:28,094 --> 02:25:30,554 I've been around this block twice now. 2069 02:25:30,722 --> 02:25:32,639 I'm looking for something. 2070 02:25:32,807 --> 02:25:34,391 A clue. 2071 02:25:34,934 --> 02:25:38,061 I've been looking for clues, and something led me back here. 2072 02:25:38,479 --> 02:25:41,356 Yep. So here l am. 2073 02:25:41,691 --> 02:25:45,318 Could have been me, the one that was at Ringo's place when the shit went down. 2074 02:25:45,486 --> 02:25:49,406 Hey, I know how it is. I've been there. 2075 02:25:49,657 --> 02:25:51,992 We've all done bad things. 2076 02:25:52,160 --> 02:25:55,287 We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart. 2077 02:25:55,663 --> 02:26:00,000 You wanna take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean. 2078 02:26:00,168 --> 02:26:01,960 Well, no. 2079 02:26:04,005 --> 02:26:06,339 But l'm gonna help you settle this. 2080 02:26:06,507 --> 02:26:09,551 First we're gonna check for holes, see what we can find. 2081 02:26:09,719 --> 02:26:14,055 Then we're gonna get nice and wet and you're gonna spread your legs. 2082 02:26:14,474 --> 02:26:18,101 Oh, that's good. So you know me. 2083 02:26:18,269 --> 02:26:20,437 You know my reputation. 2084 02:26:20,605 --> 02:26:24,191 Thirteen inches is a tough load. I don't treat you gently. 2085 02:26:24,358 --> 02:26:28,528 That's right. l'm Brock Landers. 2086 02:26:29,155 --> 02:26:38,789 So l'm gonna be nice. 2087 02:26:38,956 --> 02:26:41,124 I'm gonna ask you one more time. 2088 02:26:41,292 --> 02:26:44,336 Where the fuck is Ringo? 2089 02:27:09,111 --> 02:27:11,196 I am a star. 2090 02:27:11,405 --> 02:27:14,241 I'm a star. I'm a star. l'm a star. 2091 02:27:14,408 --> 02:27:17,619 I am a big, bright, shining star. 2092 02:27:33,719 --> 02:27:35,428 That's right. 2093 02:34:28,634 --> 02:34:30,385 I just.... 2094 02:34:37,476 --> 02:34:39,519 l just wanna talk to you. 2095 02:34:44,650 --> 02:34:46,526 I just want.... 2096 02:34:48,028 --> 02:34:49,779 Raphael. 2097 02:35:01,667 --> 02:35:03,668 Oh, shit. 2098 02:35:11,468 --> 02:35:14,971 Shit. Raphael. 2099 02:35:15,556 --> 02:35:17,223 Where is he? 2100 02:35:17,725 --> 02:35:19,392 Where's Ringo? 2101 02:35:21,562 --> 02:35:23,021 I know where it goes.167300

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