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[Intro]
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And now for our feature presentation.
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[Cartoons]
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Cinema.
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[Singing]
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Welcome to the Texas death trippin
movie. I'm stoner Jesus and we should get
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this out of the way now.
You are all going to hell.
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Seriously, this step is pretty messed up.
Enjoy the movie.
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[Jesus]
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[No audio]
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[Music]
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[Guy on bed]
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[Falls down]
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[Coughing]
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[Waking up]
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[Music]
[Touchy Feely- Halo dark]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Hope Texas can handle all this.
High-fructose corn syrup.
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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-You are leaving your breakfast.
-I have no time need to meet Muppet.
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[Instrumental Music]
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[Guy waiting outside]
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[Car arrives and hoots]
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What's up motherfucker!
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-Heeey.
-Great, how are you doing?
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Good.
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What's up?
I gotta go?
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Are you ready?
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Greatest trippin in Houston to ever grace
the beautiful state of fucking Texas.
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Lets get it.
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I can't stand him. I mean I hate everyone,
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but he's the worst. Fuck Sid you gotta
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be kidding me.
It's... don't tell me it's...
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Andy!!
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Hello my brother? Captain my captain.
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How is the swing gentlemen?
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And why are you two
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another tight pot somewhere?
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So check it out, I pulled up the big score.
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It's an ass. Nice.
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Wait, let me see.
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-Yeah that's a naked booty.
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-Yep and it's attached to my trip date.
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She asked our
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fucking Internet and cosplay sensation.
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Has over a million followers. Oh wow.
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An online model so rare so lucky you are.
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I'm gonna be knee-deep in vagina hole while
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you're pulling on your joystick bud.
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What's up? Left up here.
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GPS says we are close.
All right.
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[Guys playing]
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Don't worry bud, things get bad.
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-I'll let you blow me.
-Thanks you're the best.
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[Girl drinking]
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[Car arrives]
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[Instrumental music]
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[Girl picks her bag and heads towards the car]
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Welcome to the love van.
Your chariot awaits.
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You guys look like you just played Rock
Paper Scissors to see who gets to seduces me.
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Basically.
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-Don't just stare at it.
-Okay.
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[Puts the bag in the car]
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[The lady boards the car]
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Oh, I hope you guys don't mind. I told
my girl Teresa. She can come along?
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What's up bitches.
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[Teresa boards the car]
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[Shuts the car door]
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[Music]
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[Instrumental music]
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[Car takes off]
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May I say,
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-I got damn dream another in person.
-Yeah Randy. Yeah yeah.
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Actually it's Andy.
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Do you guys want to smoke a joint?
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Dude, she said.
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[Starts smoking]
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[Music]
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[Shouting] Texas
woo-ow.
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Fuck it.
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So Sheena, like Joe average that follows you
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gets to see your ass on the daily, right.
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Does that mean your premium followers
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get to see your butt-hole? And how exactly
does that work? Excuse you.
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Wow this dude is trippin.
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I'm sorry hot chicks, I'm just curious.
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And I get really horny when I get
stoned.
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-We all do.
-Oh my god.
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Me too. Hashtag oh my God.
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-Oh my God.
-Holy shit Andy has a double burner.
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This rules.
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[Laughing]
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Oh my god.
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Who is driving?
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[Screaming]
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[Bang sound]
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[Hooting vehicle]
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So basically, my lnstagram blew up about
a year ago and, then I got into modeling.
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And that's all I do full-time now.
Don't worry I'm good.
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Looks like your joint knocks you on your
ass a little bit.
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Did you doze off? Andy, are you all right?
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Are you kidding me right now baby model.
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ANDY!! ARE YOU OKAY?
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Are you okay, Andy?
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Are you ready to party or what?
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I got something to the festival.
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Woow!
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Look at that.
What we do.
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Your homie is a fun guy.
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Most people get the ship's from shrimps.
Just saying.
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Goddamn it, told you never talk to
that scumbag again.
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Rodriguez trash cooter.
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Damn straight betrayal.
I heard he got
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this girl pregnant at my old school.
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He's cool. It just come back.
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[Guy walking on a corridor]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Guy shuts the door]
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-So the Muppet comes to me for some candy.
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-Yeah. I figured you knew where to score
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some shrooms. Shut the fuck up pretty boy.
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Hear that? That's the sound of adventure.
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This will definitely make the trip trippier.
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[Counts notes]
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-You want a bump for the roll?
-No thanks.
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Malkey. No no dear. Today you are here.
Glad you are alive!
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What's going on here?
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Trying to wrap up something kinki..
It looks kind of yam.
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-All right, Kelly, I'm supervising drug point.
-Drugs? You mean like typods.
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[Laughing]
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[Laughing]
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Are you serious?
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[laughing]
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-Wow, you are such a good story teller.
-Yes
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Don't be filling up on processed
bullshit now guys. We are going to the first
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spot that's close so we can camp for the night.
Now, I'm making my famous bowl chilly.
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Where the fuck are we?
A small town called... Dark Marsh.
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40 miles outside of Galveston.
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On your way to Houston.
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Google Maps ain't got shit on that.
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You know who's the creep a pocketbook.
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[Mummaring inaudible dialogue]
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[music]
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[Man and lady tied up]
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[Andy moving silently]
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[opens the car door]
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[mummaring]
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These are fucking drugs.
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[Jumps out the car]
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[Guy enters the room]
[carrying a lady]
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[Man starts moving]
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Who the fuck are you?
God! Don't you understand.
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Let me out of this.
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Let me go the fuck out of here.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Do you know me motherfucker?
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Your fucking freak show.
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What the fuck.
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Fuck.
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You fucking pussy, if I get the fucking out
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of this damn ties, I'll beat you with that
fucking hammer.
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Fuck. I just want to be a little...
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[Lady tied on a chair]
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[Man appears with a knife]
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Look down, what the fuck are you looking at.
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Move.
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[Screaming]
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[Screaming]
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[Guys arrive back to the car]
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You.
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You are my favourite.
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[Stranger chased away from the car]
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[The car goes off]
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[Lady screaming]
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[Falls down]
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[Lady tries to untie herself]
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[Lady running away]
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Come on, get me up.
Running out of fucking time.
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Where the hell are you going sweethearts?
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Fucking about time you let me out.
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Fucking let me out of here.
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We are fucking short of time.
Come on. Come on.
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[Bringing the lady back]
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[Inaudible conversation]
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[Lady crying]
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[She is tied up again]
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Shut the fuck up!
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Quite! Damn it.
Shut the fuck up.
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Well boy there's a handful out there.
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I wouldn't have marked it for you.
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It's a really nice blunt treat.
Go get it. Go get somebody ass.
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I got it here. We are under good control.
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[Moves closer to the lady talking]
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It's a really good time.
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Oh yeah.
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[Guy walks upstairs]
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[Guy holds the lady by her arms]
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[Images changing]
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[Car passing]
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[Guy appears from the house]
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What the fuck was that all about dude?
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That creep was right. There have been a
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bunch of missing people in this area.
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Not even that creepy dirty old Buchan is
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gonna stop us from going to the best
stoner rock festival to ever grace the
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state of Texas.
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[Smoking]
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[Instrumental music]
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[Music]
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[Car door opens]
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[They crew alights from the car]
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[Guy coughing]
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[Andy shuts the car door]
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[Phone ringing]
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Hey guys, I got a video call from Wayne.
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Hey Wayne,
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[smoking]
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[Coughing]
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What's up cool dudes.
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[Coughing]
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God damn this blue berry..
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What's up?
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So you fuckers ready for the stoner
festival or what bro? Check me out.
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Am already Burning man. Dude it's like
freakin Coachella over here. Do you have
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light in my bong Bro?
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Tomorrow can't come with enough.
Sorry brothers got to
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put on the stunner shades man. I can't
see my haters bro. Actually I'm just
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trying to hide how stoned I am.
I got a job interview in like an hour.
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But dude it's gonna be fucking sick bro
trust me right lump it.
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Okay, first of all,
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where the fuck are you guys? Why does
this look so creepy as shit? This looks
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like what attack Bundy's murders. Like
somebody what do you guys do together?
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Are you guys like out camping and shit?
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What is this some sort of Medicine
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retreat filming fellas?
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Yeah. We just found a cool
place to stop and have some
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beers and then make my
famous chilly for the night.
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Yeah. It's a couple of towns
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outside of the festival. I think.
Sorry guys, taking a piss but
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that's fucking weird bro.
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You know, shit I can dig it dude.
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I can do it and you know what dude,
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fuck you Sidwell chili astray bud.
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Oh my God.
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Am pissing myself, shit.
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Fuck.
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Aah shit. Guys, don't get you
fucked up tonight, okay.
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We got a long day tomorrow bro.
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And listen, I'll see you stony bronies
tomorrow around noon. I'm gonna
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be that five Buster sure food posted.
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Listen, you know there is bass player Deanna.
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I heard he can roll a joint in five
seconds one hand dude.
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Dude I totally said that earlier.
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Actually Andy you said
and I quote,
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"I've heard he could roll a
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joint in under five seconds."
265
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,720
After I said Buffalo bud Buster would be playing.
266
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:08,120
Like Dino in the rest of the band
aren't Buffalo bud buster.
267
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:14,090
Like buffalo bud Buster is like, a giant
human buffalo hybrid that just calls
268
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:16,780
himself that.
269
00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:23,320
Has a band and can roll
joints really fast. Poser.
270
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,240
Weird.
271
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,420
Okay, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I gotta go piss.
272
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,420
Byee.
273
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,420
Oh, he hang up.
274
00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:39,420
How could you say that.
275
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:53,480
[Camping scene]
276
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,820
[The crew preparing the camp site]
277
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,480
[Instrumental music]
278
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,540
You feel like this is really
the right one here.
279
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,480
All right guys.
280
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:30,940
[Trying to balance the pot on fire]
281
00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:33,580
Chilly is getting ready soon.
282
00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:52,200
[Instrumental music]
283
00:28:56,540 --> 00:29:01,500
[Guy walking]
284
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,340
[Starts smoking]
285
00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:10,420
[Bird chipping]
286
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,680
What the fuck is that?
287
00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:25,180
What the fuck.
288
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,700
It's a fucking Sasquatch.
289
00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:36,120
What the fuck is that!
290
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,460
Duke, you gotta see this.
291
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:40,460
Duke
292
00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:42,460
Whats up dude.
293
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:44,680
A Sasquatch.
Fucking Sasquatch
294
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,120
See it.
295
00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:59,280
You're fucking high. Get the fucking out of here.
296
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,080
I'm telling you I see a Sasquatch
297
00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:21,160
[Crosstalk]
298
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,000
Hey.
299
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,400
You want a beer?
300
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,040
[Opens and drinks]
301
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,480
Damn.
302
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,480
Okay!
303
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,760
Did you see that?
304
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,440
Cheers.
305
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,340
[Drinking the beer]
306
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:39,240
You are crazy.
307
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,400
Did you know if you stare at your
partners other I will give you a high five.
308
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,280
It will be perfect everytime.
309
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,720
Everyone needs a high five.
310
00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:19,060
Oh babe, I'm so glad that we
finally got away from the city.
311
00:31:19,060 --> 00:31:20,320
Yes, so much needed show time.
312
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,600
Yeah. But I'm sorry that I banged your
roommate. I was drunk and you were...
313
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,040
Shhhh..
314
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,460
Consider that back in the city.
We can't deal with it.
315
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:31,580
Police are with her name.
316
00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:34,000
Yeah. Good luck getting that deposit back.
317
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,240
We need to focus on us.
318
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,600
So far I haven't banged any of your friend yet.
Wait what?
319
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,900
Do hear that?
Is a party?
320
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:45,400
Maybe we should check it out.
What, so you could bang them up?
321
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,700
I'm here with you now Jack.
Oh, yeah. What a treat.
322
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,940
Are you okay right now?
323
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,340
[Birds chipping]
324
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:18,220
[Man screaming pointing an axe on his head]
325
00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:22,240
[His head starts bleeding]
326
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,880
Are you really going right now?
327
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,320
[Lady screaming]
328
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,720
[Lady screaming]
329
00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:06,000
[The man steps on her]
330
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,440
[Music]
331
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,600
Worst part about camping is?
332
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,720
Bugs.
333
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,920
The outdoors is so fucking great.
334
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,640
Why do they always want to be in my house?
335
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,680
[The crew playing]
336
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:08,880
Am prettty partial on ravioli
337
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,320
Wayne was right.
338
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:20,000
Hello Andy, you have any of this chili bro?
339
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,960
We're turning it up.
340
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,040
No thanks.
It will upset my stomach.
341
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:31,840
[Guys eating and mummaring]
342
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,440
It's like he is like.
343
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:39,920
[Mimicking Andy voice]
344
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:46,560
I'm gonna think
of every time I eat beans.
345
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,420
Every time I make my favorite sports
show every laughing bomb.
346
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,680
Oh baby.
347
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,980
[Singing]
348
00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:03,280
Fuck that there. Well, I'm
gonna call the car ambulance.
349
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,000
[Laughing]
350
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,040
Though this is childish bro.
I appreciate you.
351
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,200
[Man rattling]
352
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:24,240
[Laughter]
353
00:35:29,740 --> 00:35:31,920
[Drops the dish and runs]
354
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,460
This stupid motherfuckers.
355
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,920
Hey Girl.
356
00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:40,320
[Guy appears from the woods]
357
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,580
Well, like did you... Mama
358
00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:59,280
I do not know that.
359
00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:37,680
[Andy appears in the woods]
360
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:52,400
Family really wants to
sandwich. Who sets the fire.
361
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:58,280
Thanks bro.
362
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,120
Beefy tasty stuffed pasta pillows.
363
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:06,240
That's right, we are talking
about canned ravioli fruit of the gods
364
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:10,720
nature's, tasty treats plucked from the
heavens to your plate.
365
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:18,800
[Man eating]
366
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:44,760
Finally.
367
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,560
A dream.
368
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,960
It's come true.
369
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,240
I almost felt it coming.
370
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,160
Sorry that was my,
371
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,160
my drizzle.
372
00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:00,720
Ravioli.
373
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,260
I wanted to engulf me.
374
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:07,760
I have been waiting for this.
375
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:12,160
No.
376
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:24,200
So good I can hardly take it.
It's so good yes.
377
00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:30,000
Yes.
378
00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:41,760
[Laughter]
379
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,720
[Guy lying down]
380
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:06,300
Who made this person?
Who made this me Parking?
381
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,560
Just wonderful lady, that's Tara.
382
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:23,660
Let's just lift it all,
never runs out.
383
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:30,000
That giant gone to heaven.
I don't believe that stuff.
384
00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:35,360
What is wrong with me? Oh, it's a pillow.
385
00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:46,920
Thought my skin was getting too dry.
386
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:52,000
Everything is about textual.
387
00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:01,120
That was such a nausea.
388
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:07,100
That was the worst day of my life.
389
00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:12,660
That boy is damp canned ravioli. I don't like it.
390
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:18,960
Running around with his little friends
eat that trash full of preservatives, garbage.
391
00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:31,000
Take it to the top take it to
the top.
392
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,440
Take it all. Do it, yeah.
393
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:41,560
Yeah. Take it to the top.
Come on, come on.
394
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,020
Do it, do it, do it, do it. Yeaah.
395
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,960
What's that about?
396
00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:21,520
Teresa, truth to dare?
397
00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:23,680
No.
398
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,120
-Rejected.
399
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,360
Lets bring some firewood man.
400
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:53,280
So you play?
401
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:59,520
Well, I don't so much as play. I'm more or
less feeling it inside my being.
402
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:04,880
Wow, that's really deep.
You have no idea.
403
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:14,400
[Guitar music]
404
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:38,000
[Guitar music]
405
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:44,480
[Singing]
406
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,200
[Singing]
407
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:51,840
[Sweet guitar music]
408
00:45:51,840 --> 00:46:01,200
[Singing]
409
00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:10,240
So Teresa, what's your favorite bitch
substitute?
410
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,280
A... tree.
411
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,280
Wow.
412
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,800
And that Andy's female if you can see.
413
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,880
Hey,
414
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,980
[Talking from the woods]
415
00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:40,560
Before that...
416
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,080
That guy is booty dog.
417
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,200
Okay.
418
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:52,460
Oh shit. What about Teresa, I left that
419
00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:54,640
bitch alone with Sidwell.
420
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,600
[Lady screams]
421
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,240
Hey get off her man.
422
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,840
[The killer walks towards the man]
423
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:15,200
I was just kidding.
424
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,640
[The guy is stabbed]
425
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,280
No he isn't gay at all.
426
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,140
That's not what I heard.
427
00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:31,920
It's fact watching a guy fucking another girl,
that is gay.
428
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:40,560
So you're telling me that a
chick fuck another chick.
429
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:46,400
Where is the dick? It is more hetero
than boy on girl porn.
430
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,400
Listen, if I'm going to see a dick, I'd
rather be attached to another hot chick
431
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,720
and stuff, not an ugly dude. That's not you.
432
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,360
Yeah. That make sense.
433
00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:03,840
Oh my God. Holy shit.
434
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,640
[Screaming]
435
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,600
Jesus! Get out of here.
436
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,280
Dude, you think you could save that guy.
437
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,840
Don't fucking leave me dude. Come on man.
438
00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:27,600
I'm sorry.
439
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,480
Not cool.
440
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,480
Who is fucking this guy?
441
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,760
[Man shouting loudly]
442
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,560
[Man screaming]
443
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,320
[Guy running]
444
00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:23,200
[Instrumental music]
445
00:49:36,780 --> 00:49:40,960
[Andy walking in a room]
446
00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:02,640
[Slapping his face]
447
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,120
I can't believe you let that fuck kill
me.
448
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,460
I didn't know there was nothing I could do Sid.
449
00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:32,640
You know how fucking hard it is to
pull pong out of my brain. Fucking hurts.
450
00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:37,680
[Smoking]
451
00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:10,240
[Punching his head]
452
00:51:16,940 --> 00:51:18,880
[Shouting]
453
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:38,160
[Guy appears from the bush]
454
00:51:54,600 --> 00:52:00,000
17 different Italian herbs and spices.
455
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,500
You know,
456
00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:09,680
all wrapped up in that nice pasta
satchel.
457
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:15,040
It's like a beefy pillow. It's the
fruit of the gods.
458
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,200
You know what else, it's in a can.
459
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,880
It will last literally forever.
460
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:29,360
And it's delicious.
461
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:38,840
You're disgusting.
462
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,200
Heavens delectable rain drops,
463
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:48,400
sent from Mount Olympus itself.
464
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,640
Remember that is...
465
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:57,300
Nod to him, you wouldn't know.
466
00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:05,000
You felt, what was I supposed to do.
We would have both been killed.
467
00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:07,680
It's no secret you don't like me bro.
468
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:12,080
Leave me out there to die. some really
469
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,600
fucking uncho pussy shit bro.
470
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,400
[Roaring]
471
00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:27,440
There is my fucking face over
my face you fucker.
472
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:30,560
No, you're not getting
away that easy.
473
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,560
Not this time.
Fuck.
474
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,400
[Laughing]
475
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,500
Come on Andy.
You know I will chop...
476
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,800
[Reaches for knife]
477
00:53:47,740 --> 00:53:53,520
[Screaming]
478
00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:57,280
You asshole.
479
00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:01,360
Are you okay?
480
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:07,160
Bitch, oh my god. What the fuck
did you do? Did you murder them?
481
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:13,440
I didn't do it. You have a knife in
your hand, so who else did it? I didn't do it.
482
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,560
Who else did it? Somebody else.
483
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,320
Get away from me you psycho.
Look at me.
484
00:54:24,780 --> 00:54:27,760
[Screaming]
485
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,400
Oh, fuck.
486
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,400
[Screaming]
487
00:54:46,460 --> 00:54:48,960
Somebody help me.
488
00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:46,000
[Screaming]
489
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:10,080
[Man roaring]
490
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:16,240
Help me somebody open the door.
Help me help me.
491
00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:24,160
You have to help me. Let me you use
you phone please. Calm down.
492
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,960
You know I'm dirty but you're real cute.
493
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,880
Call the police my friends have been murdered.
494
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:33,440
There's nothing sweetheart calm down.
495
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,880
[Man falls down]
496
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,920
[The killer appears]
497
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,080
[Lady screams]
498
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:24,320
[Music beats]
499
00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:31,840
Tonight tragedy has shook small-town
Dark Marsh. Official state they have
500
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:36,000
recovered several bodies of millenials
scattered throughout the woods.
501
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:41,280
In unrelated news a man says he
had seen a sasquatch.
502
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:02,320
[Phone ringing]
503
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,280
Dude where are you fuckers at?
504
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:08,640
Merlin's about to go on right now. Dude,
I've been waiting for them all day man.
505
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:12,000
Some Chicks was freakin streak naked right
now bro.
506
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:17,280
Dude so sick. Later dude later bitches.
507
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:41,840
Hope everyone's ready for this weekend's
stoner festival.
508
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:46,960
I heard Dino from Buffalo Buster
will be there. I'm Skid Sizemore and
509
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,960
that's the news. Goodnight and
sleep well Texas.
510
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:59,440
[Car arrives and hoots]
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