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-(|ND|ST|NCT CHATTER)
-(CAMERA CLICKING)
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This is fucking impressive.
You hooked this shit up, friend.
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Hey, brother. ljust wanna say,
you killed that shit.
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My man. Absolutely killed that.
For sure.
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What's up, bro? Good to see you.
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You're fuckin' imperial
right now, okay?
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I think American Diablo
is your best album.
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Thanks, guys. Much obliged.
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All right, man. All right.
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Are we supposed to follow him?
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-What's gonna happen?
-KENDALL: Uh, just be cool.
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So, this guy's your boy, right?
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Yeah. Hey, listen,
can I talk to you about something?
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-Mmm-hmm. Sure.
-Uh...
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Oh, here she comes. What's up?
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JESS: So, he'sjust
decompressing, apparently,
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but he's really down to connect.
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-Oh, yeah, he's decompressing?
-Mmm-hmm.
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What, from his voyage to the bottom
of the fuckin' rap ocean?
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-His show was a shitty show.
-(LAUGHS)
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Look, the label
got a room for you guys.
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-Right here.
-l'm sorry, what's your name?
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-Jess.
-Jess. Sorry.
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Can you just remind him
he's the guy that owns the company
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that owns the company
that owns the label,
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-that pays his fucking ass?
-Absolutely.
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Yeah, just don't say those words.
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Oh, my gosh, look at this.
Shrimp, huh? Look at this.
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Warmed in this airless box for, like,
what, let's say, six hours?
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And is this goo?
Is this delicious fucking goo?
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Look at that. Mmm.
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So, listen, I need to,
uh, say something,
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but once I've said it,
I'll have said it,
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and while it's not a big deal,
it's delicate.
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What is it? You fucked the company?
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-I haven't fucked the company.
-Uh-huh.
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Scientology? What is it?
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Look, we're friends,
we go back, I can trust you.
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-Right?
-No.
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Sure, but on money stuff,
I can trust you?
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No.
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Because, um, we're calling
a vote of no confidence on my dad.
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-What the fuck, man...
-lt's the best way fon/vard right now.
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Oh, my God. This is fucking terrible.
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Bro, you're gonna fuck the company.
You're fucking with my money, Ken.
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Look, I'm telling you,
it's just cleanest. He's lost it.
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He's going to DC. tomorrow
to piss away our political capital,
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and position us permanently
in a dying sector.
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-Do you think you can win?
-Of course.
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(STUTTERS) It's finished.
I'm informing you, not courting you.
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Because I have to work
with whoever's left.
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Right. With me.
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So, are we good?
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Can I count on your vote
for Team Future?
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I can promise you
that I am spiritually,
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and emotionally and ethically
and morally behind whoever wins.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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What's the matter?
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I'm pissed because
I have to come down to him
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like a fuckin' FedEx guy.
Why can't he come to us?
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Well, I guess he's the president.
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Fuckin' Californian shrunken
little raisin. I've seen 10 of 'em.
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He's basically a fuckin' intern.
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-Are you okay, Karl, on all this?
-Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
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-LOGAN: On the law?
-Yeah.
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Gerri walked me through it, too, so...
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I wish she was here, and not you.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well, thank you.
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She has to stay in the city
for board meeting prep, so...
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It was a joke, Karl.
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(SIREN BLARES)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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And I'm guessing
if I say cortado with almond,
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you're gonna look like
I'm some kind ofjerk, right?
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I will have a black coffee,
please, and thank you.
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Is this safe?
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I don't think we're gonna
bump into anyone here.
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So, how'd it go with Stewy?
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It went great. He's in.
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Okay. Well, that's great.
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Yeah. So, I think we're all good.
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Uh-huh.
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Shall ljust run it one more time,
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before we open our kimonos in public?
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Givens, Logan.
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Once the vote is proposed,
he's recused, out of the game.
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So, we have Kendall, Roman, Frank.
Three votes in favor.
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And Asha. Your pet. That's good?
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Rock solid. Already floated and noted.
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Right.
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Paul, Dewi, Datu,
they're old guard, they'll go Logan.
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Yeah, well, sure. I mean... But sure.
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Okay, Uncle Ewan, uh,
he's still a possible, right? Um...
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You could maybe stoke
the old resentments?
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Lady Macbeth, gettin' your
little fuckin' screwdriver in.
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It's not a fucking
teddy bear's picnic, Roman,
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-it's a massacre.
-Lawrence?
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Dad would sell Vaulter for parts.
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Lawrence would be crazy
not to vote with me.
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Except Lawrence hates you.
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We have three for Logan,
five against, three unknowns.
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Oh, come on, this is bullshit.
Look, we push, Lawrence is ours,
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Ewan could be ours,
Ilona could be ours.
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Gerri can't vote, but she can talk
for senior management.
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This is done. There's being cautious,
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and there's being
fucking time-wasters.
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If you want me to do this,
you gotta look worst case.
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Lawrence, Ewan, Ilona, all in play.
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One more makes us sure winners.
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Yeah. We, uh, hit Lawrence.
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MAN: (ON PHONE) Igot the call.
The nuclear reactor is sealed off.
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-The infected have been shot.
-Oh, that's great.
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That's great. Thank you.
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-Yeah.
-Thank you so much.
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-We're good.
-Okay. Okay.
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-Goodbye.
-Bye.
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-Yeah. Goodbye forever.
-Hope so.
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...three men
to own half the wealth of America.
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TOM: I have
just been given the all-clear.
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Oh!
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I feel I can breathe again.
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Honestly, honey,
it's like this 900-pound gorilla
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-has finally stopped fucking me.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Now, is this the thing
I don't want to know about?
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(SIGHS) Yeah. And, it's gone.
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I think I'm good. I think I'm good.
Greg. Me. The circle's tight.
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He's good. He's my little R2 unit.
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I don't know.
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(GROANS) I don't... This...
I don't fucking know! (SIGHS)
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Should I stick with her?
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Is that a president?
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Maybe. I don't know.
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Now, not to be Groomzilla,
but can we talk about menus?
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'Cause I really love Lake Como,
but I'm worried about the fog.
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One thing is, people don't change.
You know, a candidate can't change.
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You can primp and plump and repackage,
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but if you want to
change someone fundamentally,
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-forget it.
-So, should we go
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very old New York classy?
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Oh, yeah. Uh, I...
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Sorry, I had a pretty shitty phone
call with my mom the other day,
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and just to smooth things over,
I said that we might
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have the wedding back in England.
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-You what?
-Yeah.
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-Is that a biggie for you?
-Excuse me, Shiv. Fuck.
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Tom, it'sjust a wedding.
The planners will figure it out.
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-"Just a wedding"? Shiv.
-Yeah.
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-It's our wedding!
-Oh, Tom...
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-It only happens once.
-I can't do this right now.
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-Tom.
-Okay. No...
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I'm trying to think about work.
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And I'm looking fon/vard to it,
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but I just can't get into it all,
all the details. (SIGHS)
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I mean, the wedding
might be in England, but it might not.
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Okay, okay, sorry, sorry.
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So, I'll take Lawrence,
and you can firm up the others, yeah?
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Uh, that's okay. I got him.
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No, I know the guy.
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I see him at every
fucking fakers party,
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phony soft opening that I go to.
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We're like two peas
in a metrosexual think pod.
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Look, are we doing this?
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Are we running
a fucking company together, or what?
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Look, Rome, I'm just trying to...
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-I got it.
-I know you're not a clown.
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-l'm not.
-It's delicate.
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Oh, it's delicate? I didn't realize
it was delicate, the little nuances.
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Lawrence fuckin' hates you, man,
he does.
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-And he likes you?
-Yeah.
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He likes me. People like me.
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I look like a matador,
and everyone wants to fuck me.
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I see him around. I know the guy.
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-Trust me.
-Okay.
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KARL: Gerri says
there are multiple indicators
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he wants to be sympathetic
to our expansion.
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LOGAN: You think so?
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If he waves this through,
he gets hundreds of local TV stations
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most amenable to talking about
what a great fuckin' guy he is.
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He just needs to be prepared to take
a little political heat is all.
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Mmm, four more years,
we're Procter & Gamble of the news.
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(HORN HONKING)
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Hey, Tom.
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Uh, I'm heading to Washington.
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Do you mind if I miss dinner?
I need to figure out about Joyce.
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No, sweetheart, that's fine.
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If you need to think about
your commitment to Joyce,
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then go, do it. Go to Washington.
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SHIV: Yeah, I just wondered
if] picked the right horse.
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No, I get it, I do. Yeah.
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Slide her under
the X-ray machine, baby.
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Yes.
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-Okay. Love you. Bye.
-You, too. Bye.
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-Hey, hey, guy.
-Hey, hey.
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Hey. Everything okay, Greg?
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-Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
-Sure?
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-Good. Good, good.
-(GREG SCATTING)
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You know, you can talk to me
about anything. You know?
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Oh, yeah. Well, I... Thanks.
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Fantastic... Resource.
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(SCATTING)
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Okay, okay.
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So, Shiv is going to Washington,
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so, tonight, why don't I take you out?
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No?
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What, for real?
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I thought you were gonna say
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"take you out
and beat the shit out of you,"
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or "take you out and put a bullet
through your dumb fuckin' brain,"
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or something else,
you know, funny like that.
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No, Greg, I'm not some beast.
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Well, actually, uh,
I finally got paid...
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(CHUCKLES) Attaboy. Okay.
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It's like they're not
paying the light bill here,
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urn, but I actually got paid,
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and l was thinking
about maybe going to, uh...
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Have you ever visited
California Pizza Kitchen?
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-(LAUGHS) No. Dear Lord, no.
-It's pretty delicious, Tom.
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No. No, it isn't, Greg.
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You might think
it tastes delicious, but...
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They make a Cajun chicken linguini
just how I like it.
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But that's not how
you're supposed to like it.
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So, let's go out, and I'll teach you.
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And I'll show you
how to be rich. Okay? It'll be fun.
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He'll be just along
the hallway here, Mr. Roy.
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I have been here before,
and I do know how hallways work.
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Someone will be with you shortly.
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What a fuckin' song and dance, eh?
(CHUCKLES)
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-Ah.
-Mr. Roy. I am so sorry,
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but the president passes on
his sincere apologies.
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He's currently dealing with
a matter of homeland security.
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He's sure you'll understand,
but he's going to need to offer
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an alternative face
for this discussion.
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"Alternative face,"
what the fuck does that mean?
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If I drop my pants,
I can show you an alternative face.
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How does that sound?
237
00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:36,537
LOGAN: Have I been snubbed?
Find out if I've been snubbed.
238
00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:38,293
KARL: I don't think
you've been snubbed.
239
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:41,467
Is this a snubbing?
Just fucking find out!
240
00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:47,757
Holy shit. Wamsgans!
A fuckin' black eye?
241
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,508
You should see the other guy.
(CHUCKLES)
242
00:13:49,603 --> 00:13:51,889
The guy who jammed his dick
in your eye?
243
00:13:52,022 --> 00:13:55,981
Let'sjust say, uh,
lwas in bed with Shiv, so...
244
00:13:56,151 --> 00:13:57,607
What? She punched you?
245
00:13:58,445 --> 00:13:59,810
No.
246
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,896
Things just get a little
hot and heavy.
247
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,606
A little freaky-deaky. So...
248
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:06,446
Fuckin' our sister? That's cool, man.
249
00:14:06,537 --> 00:14:08,903
TOM: Yeah, it's kind of weird
when you talk about that.
250
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,954
ROMAN: No, I think it's really cool.
I think we should...
251
00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:13,999
Like, what's it like
to bang our sister?
252
00:14:14,128 --> 00:14:15,538
So, what's goin' on? Clue me in.
253
00:14:15,629 --> 00:14:17,494
Uh, wejust finished, bud.
254
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:23,175
Yup. (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah, I'm gonna
go eat a fucking elk, or something.
255
00:14:23,554 --> 00:14:24,669
See ya later.
256
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:26,719
Oh, hey, Tom.
257
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,805
Just to say, I know you've been
eating a lot of shit for me,
258
00:14:31,895 --> 00:14:35,729
that I don't know about,
and I appreciate that.
259
00:14:35,816 --> 00:14:38,933
And Iwant you to know, I like you.
260
00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,734
You're Team Kendall, man.
261
00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:44,313
Lot of stuff goin' down,
but you're on the team.
262
00:14:44,658 --> 00:14:46,694
Thanks, brother.
263
00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:49,693
Here's to us.
264
00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:52,617
To us.
265
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:58,377
Uh, so, I do need
to ask something, but, um...
266
00:14:58,505 --> 00:14:59,915
We're cool, yeah?
267
00:15:00,632 --> 00:15:02,873
Like, we're fuckin' disruptors, yeah?
268
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,083
Yeah.
269
00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:06,752
But, um,
270
00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:10,135
what would you say...
271
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,095
What would you say if I told you
272
00:15:13,187 --> 00:15:15,599
that there was gonna be
a vote of no confidence tomorrow?
273
00:15:17,107 --> 00:15:19,223
Kick out the old man,
in with the new guard.
274
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,933
Romey and the homey.
275
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,569
You and Kendall are thinking
of killing your dad?
276
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,486
-Well...
-That's a little Greek tragedy.
277
00:15:25,574 --> 00:15:26,734
Yeah, Oedipus.
278
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,567
Did I say that
I was going to fuck Marcia? No.
279
00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:32,778
Although I definitely would,
'cause she's hot.
280
00:15:32,873 --> 00:15:35,660
But that's, you know,
that's like phase two.
281
00:15:37,378 --> 00:15:39,243
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
282
00:15:41,298 --> 00:15:43,289
-Hey.
-Hey.
283
00:15:43,384 --> 00:15:44,464
(CHUCKLES)
284
00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:51,388
-I'm sorry I'm late.
-SHIV: Uh, yeah, no. No worries.
285
00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:53,887
Oh, this place has changed.
286
00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:55,308
Uh...
287
00:15:55,813 --> 00:15:57,303
Yeah. (SCOFFS)
288
00:15:57,398 --> 00:16:02,062
I mean, well, everything changes.
We've changed.
289
00:16:03,153 --> 00:16:08,989
What's this? Shiv Roy goes soulful.
Does not suit you.
290
00:16:09,076 --> 00:16:12,660
It's like you're wearing a turtleneck,
and a stick-on mustache.
291
00:16:12,913 --> 00:16:13,993
(CHUCKLES)
292
00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:17,949
All right, yeah.
Well, I do have feelings.
293
00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:24,296
So, congratulations on Senator Miller.
294
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,463
Thank you.
295
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,257
Not exactly the fuckin'
Southern Strategy,
296
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,960
gettin' a bunch of Jews, blacks,
and media studies professors,
297
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,216
to vote in a Democrat
in New York State, but still...
298
00:16:32,307 --> 00:16:33,843
Uh, fuck you. You've seen the numbers.
299
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:36,471
Yeah, there's a number of ways
of analyzing the numbers.
300
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,975
I did a fucking good job,
in the teeth of a scandal.
301
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:43,148
At this point in the cycle,
I knocked it out of the fucking park.
302
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,850
So, you know what? Here's to me.
303
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:50,861
How's everything in
the People's Republic of Gil Eavis?
304
00:16:50,951 --> 00:16:51,986
Amazing.
305
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:58,159
So, go on, Shiv, what is this?
306
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:02,410
Okay, uh, well,
307
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:05,337
I want you to think about joining us.
308
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,710
-Me and Joyce.
-Why?
309
00:17:08,302 --> 00:17:10,418
Because I need
a piece of shit on the team.
310
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,011
What do you think?
311
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:16,632
I think... Is it a good idea?
You and me?
312
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,472
-Uh, yeah. Why?
-Historically speaking,
313
00:17:19,563 --> 00:17:23,351
we found it quite hard
not to fuck each other.
314
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:30,025
It's great to see you
on such short notice.
315
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,275
Shush.Eat
316
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:35,071
I finished most of 'em, Grandpa.
317
00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:37,569
Your mother says
you don't have any money.
318
00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:40,079
Until recently, but actually,
319
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,078
-um, my pay came through.
-EWAN: Uh-huh.
320
00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:44,751
And now, I'm incredibly rich.
321
00:17:44,838 --> 00:17:47,329
-Really?
-Mmm-hmm.
322
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:51,709
Well, I'm sure
you're going to be very happy.
323
00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:52,883
GREG: Thank you.
324
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:57,965
EWAN: She also told me to feed you,
so,eatup.
325
00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:00,642
(EXHALES) Honestly, I think my stomach
might have shrunk
326
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:05,063
during my period of poverty.
327
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:09,985
The waste in this city is obscene.
Finish it.
328
00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:17,200
So, how come you're here...
You're in town, uh, ifl may ask?
329
00:18:17,371 --> 00:18:18,360
Well,
330
00:18:18,455 --> 00:18:20,741
(ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
331
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:24,950
you're a grownup, allegedly.
332
00:18:25,045 --> 00:18:28,412
So, here's what grownups do.
333
00:18:28,549 --> 00:18:31,882
Kendall is gonna call for
a vote of no confidence
334
00:18:31,969 --> 00:18:35,302
against his own father
at the next board meeting.
335
00:18:36,807 --> 00:18:40,891
Sounds like a huge deal,
but it's just procedure, or...
336
00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:45,221
It's a wanton act
of egregious selfishness.
337
00:18:45,315 --> 00:18:47,647
In keeping with everything else
I've come to loathe
338
00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:50,225
about this rat's nest of a family.
339
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:54,939
Right. Right.
So, are you gonna tell Logan?
340
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:59,739
I'm gonna keep my snout
out the trough, thank you very much.
341
00:18:59,913 --> 00:19:04,077
And my advice to you is,
paddle your own canoe.
342
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:05,658
Hmm?
343
00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:11,334
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
344
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:19,470
Hello?
345
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,300
-Kendall?
-Marcia.
346
00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:24,889
I was wondering, if you're not busy,
347
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:27,517
if you don't mind
joining your father for dinner?
348
00:19:29,776 --> 00:19:33,394
-Did he ask to have dinner with me?
-Yeah.
349
00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:37,151
He's home alone,
and I have something I cannot miss.
350
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,322
Um...
351
00:19:40,203 --> 00:19:41,283
Just him and me?
352
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:46,741
Yeah. Is it a bad time?
Do you have something planned?
353
00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:51,712
Uh, no. Of course. No, I'm around.
354
00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:52,878
Thank you.
355
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,915
I've left some steamed fish.
356
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,466
Merci beaucoup.
357
00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,635
Okay, sure.
358
00:20:03,018 --> 00:20:04,383
Mmm.
359
00:20:04,478 --> 00:20:06,719
Exactly. When I had their monkfish,
I thought I was gonna shit,
360
00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:08,349
puke and cum, all at once.
361
00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:12,858
That sounds delicious.
362
00:20:12,986 --> 00:20:14,897
Although I don't actually
have much of an appetite.
363
00:20:14,988 --> 00:20:17,070
Well, you better find one quick,
364
00:20:17,157 --> 00:20:19,364
'cause this is one of
the most exclusive popups in the city,
365
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,158
and we're having
the full tasting menu.
366
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:23,618
Uh-huh.
367
00:20:25,957 --> 00:20:29,415
How come the wine list
doesn't have any prices?
368
00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:30,583
Because they're obscene.
369
00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:35,339
Look, here's the thing
about being rich, okay?
370
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,628
It's fucking great.
371
00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:41,052
Okay? It's like being
a superhero, only better.
372
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:42,254
You get to do what you want,
373
00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:43,756
the authorities
can't really touch you,
374
00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:46,637
you get to wear a costume,
but it's designed by Armani,
375
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:49,811
and it doesn't make you
look like a prick.
376
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,058
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
377
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:53,481
-TOM: Thank you.
-Thank you.
378
00:20:56,488 --> 00:21:00,652
If I was going to come in with you,
what's your vision?
379
00:21:00,742 --> 00:21:01,982
Well, it's me and Kendall.
380
00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:06,780
Fuck Kendall. Okay?
You. What's your vision?
381
00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:14,499
You know what? I, uh, ended up
in a book shop the other day,
382
00:21:14,589 --> 00:21:16,045
and I just started laughing.
383
00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:18,047
Okay.
384
00:21:18,135 --> 00:21:20,968
I was looking at all the books
cramming up all the walls,
385
00:21:21,054 --> 00:21:23,716
and ljust thought, you know,
about the olden days,
386
00:21:23,807 --> 00:21:26,264
all the fucking monasteries
and the Bibles
387
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,388
and the sermons and the "Did Jesus
say this? and "Do you mean that?"
388
00:21:29,479 --> 00:21:31,765
and all the words and what have you.
All gone.
389
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:32,937
No one gives a fuck.
390
00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:34,480
You're saying
we're going post-literate.
391
00:21:34,568 --> 00:21:39,187
People are gonna read,
but the old world, it's gone.
392
00:21:39,281 --> 00:21:41,488
Papers, gone. News, gone.
393
00:21:41,575 --> 00:21:45,443
"Tune in to ABS at 9:00
to be told what to think." No. Over.
394
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:50,577
It's all about the morsels, man.
Feed me the fucking tasty morsels.
395
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,874
"Keep me interested."
That is where we're headed.
396
00:21:52,961 --> 00:21:55,418
Tasty morsels from groovy hubs.
397
00:21:55,672 --> 00:21:58,914
Tasty morsels from groovy hubs.
398
00:22:00,677 --> 00:22:01,792
Um...
399
00:22:02,179 --> 00:22:05,137
Look, man,
I'm dumb, but I'm smart.
400
00:22:05,599 --> 00:22:07,464
I'm too dumb to know how
to fix our whole company.
401
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:08,639
I don't have the attention span.
402
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:10,137
This is probably
the most interesting thing
403
00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:11,343
that's happened in my whole life,
404
00:22:11,438 --> 00:22:12,974
and I'm thinking about, like,
six other things.
405
00:22:13,064 --> 00:22:16,056
But I am smart enough
to know what needs changing,
406
00:22:16,151 --> 00:22:18,733
and I'm smart enough
to spot the people
407
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:22,153
who can help us, Lawrence.
408
00:22:22,657 --> 00:22:25,239
So, are you in?
409
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,236
Well...
410
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:32,956
I'm on the side of change.
411
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:38,121
-Yeah, you are. Sorry... Oh, fuck.
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
412
00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:40,622
-Mind if I take this?
-LAWRENCE: Go ahead.
413
00:22:40,801 --> 00:22:43,918
Sorry, fellas. Keep it sexy. Yeah?
414
00:22:44,054 --> 00:22:47,091
Marcia asked me
to have dinner with Dad.
415
00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:49,218
-He knows. Does he know?
-I don't know.
416
00:22:50,018 --> 00:22:51,428
Did he mention me?
417
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,978
-What did Lawrence say?
-Uh, he's in.
418
00:22:55,065 --> 00:22:57,807
-For real?
-Yes, for real. Fuck you.
419
00:22:57,984 --> 00:23:01,647
Nice. Okay. Okay, great. Thanks.
420
00:23:02,113 --> 00:23:05,150
Oh, Jesus. What, now?
421
00:23:05,242 --> 00:23:07,278
-Ortolan.
-GREG: What's ortolan?
422
00:23:07,369 --> 00:23:10,111
It is a deep-fried songbird.
You eat it whole.
423
00:23:10,372 --> 00:23:12,488
-Oh, my God...
-This is a rare privilege.
424
00:23:12,582 --> 00:23:14,288
And it's also kind of illegal.
425
00:23:14,376 --> 00:23:15,536
-Oh, I have a...
-For the head.
426
00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,413
The exact purpose is debated.
427
00:23:17,504 --> 00:23:22,294
Some say, it's to mask the shame,
others, to heighten the pleasure.
428
00:23:31,351 --> 00:23:32,682
(CRUNCHING)
429
00:23:32,769 --> 00:23:36,887
TOM: Oh, my God. That is so good.
430
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:39,098
Did you eat it yet, Greg?
431
00:23:39,192 --> 00:23:41,399
-Not yet, no.
-Eat it, Greg!
432
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,771
(CRUNCHES)
433
00:23:44,614 --> 00:23:45,945
(GREG MUMBLING)
434
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,112
It's a rather unique flavor.
435
00:23:51,204 --> 00:23:54,321
Yeah, it's the gamy, (CLEARS THROAT)
brainy hit, my friend.
436
00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:56,331
Ah.
437
00:23:58,044 --> 00:23:59,284
(TOM SIGHS)
438
00:23:59,379 --> 00:24:00,710
Can we have some more wine, please?
439
00:24:00,797 --> 00:24:02,253
You trying to seduce me, Torn?
440
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:05,298
(LAUGHS) Yes, lam! Yes, lam, Greg.
441
00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:09,962
All the things we've seen,
all the things we've done,
442
00:24:10,056 --> 00:24:11,171
we're in this together, man.
443
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,258
Okay. Is that...
444
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:17,844
Is that what this is,
this is about the thing?
445
00:24:19,065 --> 00:24:20,100
We have a bond.
446
00:24:20,191 --> 00:24:22,273
-You do?
-Yeah, sure.
447
00:24:22,402 --> 00:24:24,484
I was an outsider once.
448
00:24:24,613 --> 00:24:28,071
Young guy from St. Paul, alone
in the big city, and it was hard.
449
00:24:28,158 --> 00:24:30,991
And you create this
kind of protective shell,
450
00:24:31,077 --> 00:24:34,945
but underneath,
we're all just little nudie turtles.
451
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:39,867
Okay, man. I gotta level with you,
452
00:24:39,961 --> 00:24:43,829
because if I eat any more songbirds,
I'm gonna hurl.
453
00:24:44,466 --> 00:24:46,923
My grandpa already
bought me dinner tonight.
454
00:24:47,344 --> 00:24:49,084
Your grandpa?
What's he doing in New York?
455
00:24:49,304 --> 00:24:54,970
He's come down for this vote
of no confidence in Logan tomorrow.
456
00:24:55,101 --> 00:24:58,218
-Did you know about that?
-What? You serious?
457
00:24:58,313 --> 00:25:01,771
Yeah, he's come down
especially to vote.
458
00:25:01,858 --> 00:25:03,314
It's a big deal, right?
459
00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:05,858
Yeah. Hold on. Hold on.
460
00:25:07,614 --> 00:25:10,902
You say you want me,
but really, you don't.
461
00:25:10,992 --> 00:25:13,233
It's so exciting
when you know more about me than I do.
462
00:25:13,328 --> 00:25:16,195
You want me for my edge,
'cause she's not edgy enough.
463
00:25:16,289 --> 00:25:18,951
You should be workin'
for a winner like Gil.
464
00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:21,999
You know I'm a considerably
more successful political strategist
465
00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,952
-than you are.
-Shiv, you work with what you got,
466
00:25:24,047 --> 00:25:26,163
and what you got is... (GAGS)
467
00:25:26,257 --> 00:25:28,748
I've been grooming Joyce
for three years.
468
00:25:28,843 --> 00:25:30,424
-Appeals to everyone.
-Exactly.
469
00:25:30,512 --> 00:25:33,879
Which is a little like
appealing to no one. She's nice.
470
00:25:34,015 --> 00:25:36,097
Oh, that is a horrible thing
to say about anyone.
471
00:25:36,184 --> 00:25:39,768
Look, Kendall told me
how you're marrying this
472
00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:46,476
guy, this corn-fed
basic from Hockeytown.
473
00:25:46,569 --> 00:25:48,400
-Yeah, Tom. He's a great guy.
-Sure.
474
00:25:48,488 --> 00:25:50,820
Great guy with the square head.
475
00:25:50,991 --> 00:25:53,277
And you're workin'
for the nice black lady.
476
00:25:53,368 --> 00:25:55,359
-What are you trying to prove?
-You're such a fucking prick.
477
00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,569
You should be with
an exciting bastard like me.
478
00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:00,371
I tried playing with you,
and you broke.
479
00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:08,705
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
480
00:26:13,096 --> 00:26:15,883
Sir. Your father's on a call
in the den.
481
00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:19,262
He asked if you'd wait a moment?
482
00:26:19,394 --> 00:26:21,806
Sure.
483
00:26:29,738 --> 00:26:31,103
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
484
00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:39,824
Tom? Hey, can this wait till tomorrow?
485
00:26:39,914 --> 00:26:41,074
You're gonna want to hear this.
486
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:44,033
Ewan is in town, and he knows,
and he's come to vote.
487
00:26:44,127 --> 00:26:47,494
What? Hold on.
488
00:26:48,089 --> 00:26:49,169
Who's your source?
489
00:26:49,257 --> 00:26:50,292
Uh...
490
00:26:50,383 --> 00:26:54,217
I can't reveal my sources.
Uh, but it's Greg.
491
00:26:54,596 --> 00:26:55,676
(SIGHS)
492
00:26:55,764 --> 00:27:00,258
Okay, uh, Tom, you do not
breathe a word of this, okay?
493
00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:01,682
My lips are sealed.
494
00:27:01,936 --> 00:27:03,176
(SHUDDERING)
495
00:27:03,271 --> 00:27:04,636
All right. Thanks, Tom.
I appreciate it.
496
00:27:04,731 --> 00:27:07,313
It's not a big deal. Team Kendall.
497
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,482
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
498
00:27:10,278 --> 00:27:14,066
My God. My God!
It's actually happening.
499
00:27:14,157 --> 00:27:17,649
It's happening. The troops
are taking Saddam's palace, man.
500
00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:23,326
This time tomorrow, you and me...
I could... I could be like the...
501
00:27:23,416 --> 00:27:26,283
I could be like the third
most important guy in the company.
502
00:27:26,377 --> 00:27:29,119
I mean,
it's the Storming of the Bastille.
503
00:27:30,423 --> 00:27:31,913
Let us eat cake. I mean...
504
00:27:32,008 --> 00:27:33,794
(LAUGHING)
505
00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:36,668
I don't know what we're talking about.
506
00:27:36,763 --> 00:27:38,674
(LAUGHING)
507
00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:58,860
KENDALL: Thanks, Richard.
508
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,449
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TW
509
00:28:08,962 --> 00:28:11,874
Hey, Dad.
510
00:28:12,006 --> 00:28:13,246
Hey.
511
00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:22,676
KENDALL: You shouldn't eat this shit.
512
00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:25,474
You're not the boss of me.
513
00:28:40,034 --> 00:28:44,243
Did you want to talk?
Marcia said you wanted to see me.
514
00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:47,037
Marcia.
515
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:50,200
Yeah, she's got her own game goin' on.
516
00:28:52,755 --> 00:28:56,122
-What does that mean?
-You know what it means.
517
00:28:56,217 --> 00:29:00,210
You've got your game goin' on.
518
00:29:00,388 --> 00:29:02,549
I've got my game.
519
00:29:05,018 --> 00:29:08,556
What... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
What's your game?
520
00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:12,180
Everybody's got a game.
521
00:29:16,446 --> 00:29:18,687
So, what's goin' on?
522
00:29:18,781 --> 00:29:20,772
What's the action? What's the story?
523
00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:22,820
What's goin' on?
524
00:29:22,911 --> 00:29:23,991
KENDALL: Uh...
525
00:29:24,078 --> 00:29:28,287
You heard about my meet?
You heard it was a snub?
526
00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:29,906
What? Uh...
527
00:29:31,127 --> 00:29:32,333
Oh...
528
00:29:35,798 --> 00:29:39,086
Yeah, I heard, um...
529
00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:40,212
Uh...
530
00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:44,258
I heard real security alert,
but who knows, it's tough to read.
531
00:29:46,643 --> 00:29:48,474
Oh, fuck.
532
00:29:53,775 --> 00:29:55,265
I could do something about this.
533
00:29:57,904 --> 00:29:59,110
Okay?
534
00:30:02,450 --> 00:30:07,319
Haven't had one of these in...
I don't even know.
535
00:30:07,497 --> 00:30:10,239
-You gonna eat it?
-Yeah, I'm gonna eat it.
536
00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:11,664
Hey, good.
537
00:30:11,751 --> 00:30:12,911
(CHUCKLES)
538
00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:16,786
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
539
00:30:18,466 --> 00:30:23,005
Oh, fuck! Every fuckin' time!
540
00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:25,337
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
541
00:30:32,272 --> 00:30:34,558
Thanks, man. Thanks.
542
00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:37,474
Should I get us some beers?
543
00:30:37,568 --> 00:30:41,186
No, no. No need. Bottle service.
I ordered vodka. Come on.
544
00:30:41,656 --> 00:30:43,396
Whoa! (LAUGHS)
545
00:30:43,491 --> 00:30:45,903
-TOM: Go ahead, man.
-Hey! So, this is what you do?
546
00:30:45,994 --> 00:30:48,781
You, like, come to a club,
and then you come to, like,
547
00:30:48,871 --> 00:30:50,702
this other part
where the club sort of isn't?
548
00:30:50,790 --> 00:30:52,530
Yeah! Yeah, that's it!
549
00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:54,957
This is 2,000 bucks a pop.
550
00:30:55,461 --> 00:30:56,541
VVhy?
551
00:30:56,629 --> 00:30:58,711
No reason!
We're being totally ripped off!
552
00:30:59,507 --> 00:31:02,340
Is this gold... Is this gold leaf?
553
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,793
Uh-huh. Drink the gold, my friend.
554
00:31:05,013 --> 00:31:07,846
TOM: And then later,
you and I can have a 24-karat piss.
555
00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:10,469
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
556
00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:25,610
-FRANK: (ON PHONE) Any news?
-Um, we have Lawrence.
557
00:31:25,742 --> 00:31:29,200
That'll make our sleep easier.
If I can sleep. Which I won't.
558
00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:32,950
I think I'm just gonna call Sarita
and check Ilona's out of the action.
559
00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:35,198
Oh, do we need?
560
00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:38,126
(STUTTERS) You're not worried
that could stir things?
561
00:31:38,254 --> 00:31:39,460
Just to cover all the bases.
562
00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:41,170
Hey, Frank?
563
00:31:42,258 --> 00:31:44,419
Listen, is this...
564
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,880
(SIGHS)
565
00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:50,714
Is this, like, objectively horrible?
566
00:31:51,392 --> 00:31:53,804
(STUTTERS) You know,
we could hold off.
567
00:31:53,895 --> 00:31:55,635
We could put this
together next quarter...
568
00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:58,847
Ken. You made this happen.
569
00:31:59,525 --> 00:32:02,312
It’s hard enough to get five people
together for a fuckin’ dinner.
570
00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:04,568
You might never get another shot.
571
00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:07,988
And it's the right thing to do.
572
00:32:08,368 --> 00:32:09,699
Strength.
573
00:32:09,911 --> 00:32:11,867
You're a good son.
574
00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:14,244
Night, Ken.
575
00:32:14,624 --> 00:32:16,114
Good night.
576
00:32:20,797 --> 00:32:22,003
(CLEARS THROAT)
577
00:32:23,049 --> 00:32:24,289
(LINE RINGING)
578
00:32:24,384 --> 00:32:25,920
-Hello?
-Sarita, hey.
579
00:32:26,677 --> 00:32:28,588
Sorry to call so late. I...
580
00:32:28,679 --> 00:32:32,513
You know,
Iwasjust, uh, thinking, and...
581
00:32:32,892 --> 00:32:35,929
-It's nice to hear your voice.
-Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice.
582
00:32:36,437 --> 00:32:38,018
I don't know, I felt bad,
583
00:32:42,068 --> 00:32:46,311
Uh, I assume she can 't make it
to the board meeting tomorrow, sadly.
584
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:52,401
SARITA: No. [have to go, Kendall.
585
00:32:52,495 --> 00:32:53,610
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
586
00:33:03,589 --> 00:33:05,671
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
587
00:33:12,974 --> 00:33:16,683
So, tell me more about
Mr. Potato Head.
588
00:33:16,811 --> 00:33:21,054
Tom? He's amazing.
589
00:33:21,274 --> 00:33:23,686
Well, I'm pleased.
590
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:26,727
-Uh, but it is great.
-Shiv.
591
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:32,115
You're convincing me. You are.
It's the constant weary repetition.
592
00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:34,943
-"Tom's great."
-He is.
593
00:33:35,037 --> 00:33:36,117
(CHUCKLES)
594
00:33:40,334 --> 00:33:41,915
We're not gonna fuck tonight, right?
595
00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:45,790
You know I'm getting married, too.
596
00:33:45,965 --> 00:33:49,924
Oh, really?
Car model or failed actress?
597
00:33:50,011 --> 00:33:53,970
Ouch! There she is.
She's actually a French doctor.
598
00:33:54,765 --> 00:33:56,096
That's nice.
599
00:33:56,851 --> 00:34:00,059
I mean, it doesn't mean
we can't do other stuff.
600
00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:02,262
-Uh...
-Theoretically.
601
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,931
I'm getting married in March.
602
00:34:05,026 --> 00:34:06,937
I'm getting married in May.
603
00:34:07,028 --> 00:34:09,394
-It's not a competition.
-Sure. Yeah.
604
00:34:09,489 --> 00:34:11,901
But only one of us
is getting married in lilac season,
605
00:34:11,991 --> 00:34:14,198
and it's not you.
606
00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:17,118
-Come on.
-SHIV: What?
607
00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:20,405
I have to say I am feeling...
608
00:34:20,791 --> 00:34:22,327
You're feeling what, Nate?
609
00:34:23,419 --> 00:34:25,876
I mean, we could masturbate
in separate rooms.
610
00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:27,373
-(LAUGHS) Oh, God!
-No. It's quite modern.
611
00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:29,376
-No. Come on!
-NATHANIEL: Or... Or...
612
00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:33,460
Just, for old times' sake, last one.
Absolute last one.
613
00:34:33,554 --> 00:34:37,172
I could just, you know,
the old traditional...
614
00:34:37,266 --> 00:34:39,757
Simply stick it in.
615
00:34:40,061 --> 00:34:45,351
Yeah. Like a gas station, right?
Just stick it in.
616
00:34:45,441 --> 00:34:47,147
So, a French doctor, huh?
617
00:34:47,235 --> 00:34:49,897
Oh, she sounds far too nice
and interesting for you.
618
00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:51,523
She's not that nice.
619
00:34:52,406 --> 00:34:56,820
Deep down she's
status-and money-obsessed. Like you.
620
00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:03,581
This is nice.
This is like being friends.
621
00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:04,874
You know.
622
00:35:04,961 --> 00:35:06,326
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
-(SNIFFLES)
623
00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:15,877
It was Gil. He's very interested.
624
00:35:17,431 --> 00:35:20,673
I think you should do this.
625
00:35:20,768 --> 00:35:22,929
You're hot, you're...
626
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,100
...so hot right now.
627
00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:32,276
Come on. Nate.
We should be good people.
628
00:35:34,282 --> 00:35:36,068
I know.
629
00:35:36,158 --> 00:35:39,275
Wouldn't it be nice to just
wake up in the morning and...
630
00:35:42,957 --> 00:35:45,664
Not feel like a fucking piece of shit?
631
00:36:03,019 --> 00:36:05,510
-NATHANIEL: Hey, Shiv.
-Morning.
632
00:36:08,608 --> 00:36:10,098
You know you're amazing, right?
633
00:36:11,527 --> 00:36:13,358
Uh, yeah. I guess.
634
00:36:17,491 --> 00:36:20,233
Come meet Gil.
635
00:36:20,328 --> 00:36:23,195
He's not a pipe dream.
He's gonna go all the way.
636
00:36:24,915 --> 00:36:28,954
Okay. So, we behaved ourselves.
637
00:36:29,128 --> 00:36:31,494
They're gonna write songs
about how good we were.
638
00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:34,296
Shiv? You're a blonde beast.
639
00:36:34,634 --> 00:36:37,671
You should do whatever you want.
640
00:36:37,762 --> 00:36:39,172
Bye, Nate.
641
00:36:40,056 --> 00:36:41,136
(SIGHS)
642
00:36:41,682 --> 00:36:44,344
I think it's gonna be tight,
643
00:36:44,477 --> 00:36:47,014
but, you know,
all the variables swing our way.
644
00:36:49,357 --> 00:36:50,642
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
-Oh.
645
00:36:54,487 --> 00:36:56,648
Hey, what's up, Jess?
646
00:36:56,822 --> 00:37:01,361
-I have Ms. Shenoy on the line.
-Okay.
647
00:37:03,996 --> 00:37:06,157
Sarita?
648
00:37:06,248 --> 00:37:08,330
|LONA: Hello?
649
00:37:08,417 --> 00:37:13,457
Ilona. Ilona, hi. How are you?
God, it's great to hear your voice.
650
00:37:13,547 --> 00:37:18,041
(STUTTERS) You're up.
Um, did you get my gift?
651
00:37:18,552 --> 00:37:22,295
Yes. So, my daughter told me
you don't want me voting
652
00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:24,346
in today's board meeting.
Is that right?
653
00:37:24,433 --> 00:37:28,972
No, no, no. That's not it at all.
That's, um...
654
00:37:29,063 --> 00:37:31,395
Can I explain? That's...
655
00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:34,394
Well, I'm letting you know
that I will be dialing in.
656
00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:38,194
KENDALL: Okay. Well, look,
there '3 some issues. Um...
657
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:41,356
I know you haven't...
658
00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:43,691
Look, could I come
and talk it through?
659
00:37:43,869 --> 00:37:46,702
Kendall, lwill be dialing in.
660
00:37:46,789 --> 00:37:47,995
I'll be there in an hour.
661
00:37:48,582 --> 00:37:51,870
Great. Okay, thanks, Ilona.
662
00:37:51,961 --> 00:37:53,041
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
663
00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:56,121
You're gonna go all the way
out to her? To Long Island?
664
00:37:56,257 --> 00:37:58,589
-Yeah, I can, uh...
-Is there time?
665
00:37:58,676 --> 00:38:03,420
I can make it. I can make it.
I think... I think I have to go.
666
00:38:09,562 --> 00:38:11,769
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
667
00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,305
(INAUDIBLE)
668
00:39:07,495 --> 00:39:09,110
(INAUDIBLE)
669
00:39:29,517 --> 00:39:32,008
Hey. You ready? Let's go.
670
00:39:32,102 --> 00:39:33,933
Sorry, Mr. Roy, the skies are closed.
671
00:39:34,021 --> 00:39:36,433
Temporary flight restriction.
There's a possible terror threat.
672
00:39:36,524 --> 00:39:37,639
KENDALL: No, no, I need to go, pal.
673
00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:39,473
I'll pay whatever fine
they hit us with. Let's go.
674
00:39:39,568 --> 00:39:42,560
We can't do that, sir.
FAA will pull my license.
675
00:39:44,532 --> 00:39:45,692
Uh...
676
00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:48,148
Okay, I'll handle the FAA.
677
00:39:48,244 --> 00:39:50,610
Or, what is it? The AHS?
I'll handle it.
678
00:39:50,704 --> 00:39:54,196
Whatever you lose financially,
I'll make up in perpetuity. Okay?
679
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:59,376
Sir, if we take off now,
we can be shot down by an F-16.
680
00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,328
Yeah, but not really. Right?
681
00:40:01,757 --> 00:40:05,750
Airspace is on Iockdown.
There's nothing we can do.
682
00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:12,139
Whoa, whoa!
683
00:40:12,226 --> 00:40:13,306
Yo!
684
00:40:16,939 --> 00:40:19,271
How long to get to the city?
Financial district?
685
00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:25,648
Man, we should get a round
of fuckin' shots going, right?
686
00:40:25,739 --> 00:40:28,321
-STEWART: Make it happen.
-Will do.
687
00:40:29,869 --> 00:40:31,575
It's nice to see the war criminal.
688
00:40:32,037 --> 00:40:34,278
ROMAN: Oh, yeah, nice guy, lovely guy.
LAWRENCE: Cleans up well.
689
00:40:34,373 --> 00:40:36,034
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
690
00:40:36,876 --> 00:40:41,040
We good, then? Solid? Right?
691
00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:43,374
I heard Logan started on time
even when
692
00:40:43,465 --> 00:40:46,582
he was airlifted in from Aspen
with a shattered femur.
693
00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:47,792
That is true.
694
00:40:48,721 --> 00:40:51,428
Yep, no. That is correct.
695
00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:52,925
(INHALES SHARPLY)
696
00:40:54,810 --> 00:40:56,175
Hey, is your phone working?
697
00:40:56,270 --> 00:41:00,513
Can I get like a motorcycle courier?
Anything? Can you call your office?
698
00:41:00,608 --> 00:41:01,848
Sorry, no bars.
699
00:41:01,942 --> 00:41:05,605
They're evacuating five blocks
each way from the Stock Exchange.
700
00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:07,652
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
701
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,197
Come on.
Gerri.
702
00:41:10,284 --> 00:41:11,273
Gerri. Can you hear me?
703
00:41:11,368 --> 00:41:12,357
Hey, where are you?
704
00:41:12,453 --> 00:41:14,944
-Hey, listen, I'm almost there.
-(HORNS HONKING)
705
00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:16,495
The traffic's stopped.
I need you to stall.
706
00:41:16,582 --> 00:41:17,571
What? What's that?
707
00:41:17,666 --> 00:41:19,748
GERRI: It's a bad connection.
I can't really hear you.
708
00:41:20,336 --> 00:41:23,419
Gerri? I'm in a tunnel.
709
00:41:23,505 --> 00:41:24,711
Okay? Stall.
710
00:41:24,798 --> 00:41:28,336
-Well, how far are y... I...
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
711
00:41:29,345 --> 00:41:32,132
-Shit.
-What?
712
00:41:32,222 --> 00:41:35,055
-He's in traffic.
-Don't. Don't do this.
713
00:41:35,142 --> 00:41:37,178
He's asking us how long can we stall.
714
00:41:37,269 --> 00:41:40,352
-Fuck, fuck, fuck.
-FRANK: Great.
715
00:41:44,193 --> 00:41:45,433
(GERRI CLEARS THROAT)
716
00:41:46,028 --> 00:41:48,770
It'll be all right.
He's not gonna be too late.
717
00:41:52,242 --> 00:41:56,736
MAN: Here he comes.
LOGAN: Morning, morning!
718
00:41:56,830 --> 00:41:58,115
ALL: Good morning.
719
00:41:58,457 --> 00:42:00,322
-Oh, quite a turnout.
-Yeah.
720
00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:02,749
Frank, will you whip us through?
721
00:42:03,379 --> 00:42:04,664
Uh...
722
00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:08,748
ljust got word. Ithink
Kendall will be a few minutes late.
723
00:42:08,842 --> 00:42:10,457
Request for a late start?
724
00:42:10,552 --> 00:42:12,042
-No!
-No?
725
00:42:12,137 --> 00:42:14,219
He can catch up. Fuck that!
Where is he?
726
00:42:14,306 --> 00:42:18,174
Uh, stuck in traffic.
That's all I know.
727
00:42:18,268 --> 00:42:20,600
-Okay, come on, let's go. Let's go.
-Yup, yup-
728
00:42:20,688 --> 00:42:23,976
It's 12:00 noon, and I'd like to call
729
00:42:24,066 --> 00:42:27,274
the meeting of Waystar Royco to order.
730
00:42:27,861 --> 00:42:29,397
-FRANK: Roll call.
-What? Roll call?
731
00:42:29,488 --> 00:42:30,728
Logan Roy. Yeah. You're here.
732
00:42:30,823 --> 00:42:32,359
We've never done roll call.
What is roll call?
733
00:42:32,449 --> 00:42:34,485
-FRAN K: We're doing it today.
-Why are we doing roll call?
734
00:42:34,576 --> 00:42:37,192
Because that's how we do it.
Right, Noah?
735
00:42:37,287 --> 00:42:40,370
So, Logan Roy is here...
736
00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:42,156
Frank Vernon, present.
737
00:42:42,626 --> 00:42:44,912
Kendall Roy, absent.
738
00:42:45,004 --> 00:42:46,710
-Roman Roy.
-Yo.
739
00:42:47,715 --> 00:42:51,924
Ewan Roy, absent.
Ilona Shenoy, absent.
740
00:42:52,011 --> 00:42:54,297
-FRAN K: Datu Kasuma.
-Present.
741
00:42:54,513 --> 00:42:56,003
-FRANK: Dewi Swann.
-Here.
742
00:42:56,098 --> 00:42:58,965
-Paul Chambers.
-Happy to be here.
743
00:42:59,059 --> 00:43:01,050
-Asha Kahn.
-Here.
744
00:43:01,145 --> 00:43:03,181
-Lawrence Yee.
-Here.
745
00:43:03,272 --> 00:43:04,512
Sir!
746
00:43:04,606 --> 00:43:07,018
-Stewy Hosseini.
-I am here.
747
00:43:07,276 --> 00:43:09,392
FRANK: Mr. Chairman, we have a quorum.
748
00:43:09,695 --> 00:43:12,983
Uh, we also welcome
our esteemed general counsel
749
00:43:13,073 --> 00:43:15,485
Gerri Killman to the meeting.
Thanks, Gerri.
750
00:43:15,701 --> 00:43:20,661
So, everybody has a copy of the agenda
and the minutes of the last meeting.
751
00:43:20,748 --> 00:43:21,863
-Is that right?
-ALL: Yes.
752
00:43:21,957 --> 00:43:23,538
Do any of you have any questions
753
00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:26,708
that have come to you
immediately after looking at them?
754
00:43:26,795 --> 00:43:31,585
I know that I have a few thoughts
we might have to take a look at.
755
00:43:32,885 --> 00:43:33,874
What thoughts?
756
00:43:33,969 --> 00:43:35,550
FRANK: Just wait a second,
and I'll get to it.
757
00:43:38,974 --> 00:43:40,589
LOGAN: Okay. Who's this?
758
00:43:43,312 --> 00:43:47,180
Ewan? Well! (CHUCKLES)
You just can't keep away, huh?
759
00:43:47,274 --> 00:43:52,519
Thought maybe I'd show up for once.
Watch the fun.
760
00:43:53,989 --> 00:43:55,320
Great to have you.
761
00:43:55,407 --> 00:43:58,114
EWAN: They wouldn't let me in
downstairs without a passport.
762
00:43:58,452 --> 00:44:00,693
Has it started?
763
00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:05,372
(MAN CLEARS THROAT)
764
00:44:07,544 --> 00:44:09,205
(CARS HONKING)
765
00:44:14,676 --> 00:44:16,007
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
766
00:44:18,847 --> 00:44:21,088
Kendall. Hey, where are ya?
767
00:44:21,183 --> 00:44:23,515
We've already started, man.
We've started.
768
00:44:23,602 --> 00:44:26,969
Hey. Tell Jess to put me through
the polycom. Yeah?
769
00:44:27,064 --> 00:44:30,397
So, let's move along to item 3.1.
770
00:44:30,484 --> 00:44:31,473
(CLEARS THROAT)
771
00:44:33,278 --> 00:44:34,939
-Frank.
-Mmm-hmm.
772
00:44:35,030 --> 00:44:37,942
What's "Performance issues?"
Sounds fucking vague.
773
00:44:38,033 --> 00:44:41,025
And why is it so high
on the fuckin' hit parade?
774
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,236
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
(STUTTERS)
775
00:44:43,455 --> 00:44:45,195
I don't know if we're actually
gonna hit those today.
776
00:44:45,290 --> 00:44:47,281
-Maybe we can bump those.
-I'm gonna have to get back to you.
777
00:44:47,376 --> 00:44:48,991
FRANK: Can we bump 'em?
778
00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:51,543
Okay, then. Let's bump it.
779
00:44:53,006 --> 00:44:54,962
What the fuck's goin' on?
780
00:44:55,843 --> 00:44:57,674
I think Kendall
wants to make a comment.
781
00:44:57,803 --> 00:45:01,341
He has a thing
that he's going to speak...
782
00:45:01,431 --> 00:45:03,513
I think Ilona
is going to phone in, too.
783
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,181
JESS: He's on the line.
I'm putting him through.
784
00:45:05,269 --> 00:45:06,600
What is this? What the fuck is this?
785
00:45:07,229 --> 00:45:09,811
Hi, Kendall?
786
00:45:09,898 --> 00:45:11,308
(OVER SPEAKER) Hey, guys.
Can you hear me?
787
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:15,609
I apologize. I will be there shortly.
788
00:45:15,696 --> 00:45:17,311
Where are we at?
789
00:45:17,531 --> 00:45:18,737
We are at your item.
790
00:45:18,824 --> 00:45:21,440
FRANK: Performance issues.
791
00:45:21,535 --> 00:45:23,196
(SIREN BLARING)
792
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:29,831
Uh...
793
00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:32,118
You want us to wait?
Where are you?
794
00:45:32,379 --> 00:45:34,916
Fuck that. We're movin' on.
795
00:45:35,048 --> 00:45:38,461
Gerri, Noah, if we wanted to
halt proceedings until...
796
00:45:38,552 --> 00:45:40,088
We're not halting proceedings.
797
00:45:40,179 --> 00:45:43,216
-LOGAN: We're moving on.
-No, no. It's okay. It's okay.
798
00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:44,342
I can do this.
799
00:45:44,892 --> 00:45:46,803
KENDALL: Dad, this is big.
800
00:45:47,895 --> 00:45:51,513
(PANTING) Look, I love my father.
801
00:45:51,773 --> 00:45:53,263
Okay? My father is a legend.
802
00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:55,565
I worship the ground he walks on.
803
00:45:55,652 --> 00:45:58,644
Nothing will ever detract from
what he's built and what he's done.
804
00:45:58,739 --> 00:46:01,697
But he is currently unfit
to run this company.
805
00:46:01,783 --> 00:46:03,614
(KENDALL PANTING)
806
00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:06,152
-Speak up. I can't hear.
-Not only because of his refusal
807
00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:09,163
to take the time
to recover from serious health issues,
808
00:46:09,249 --> 00:46:11,706
but because ever day,
he refuses to retire,
809
00:46:11,793 --> 00:46:14,830
he is one day closer
to destroying his own legacy.
810
00:46:14,922 --> 00:46:16,503
He took on levels of debt
811
00:46:16,590 --> 00:46:18,672
that threatened
the ver existence of our firm,
812
00:46:18,759 --> 00:46:20,841
he is lining up
dead-weight acquisitions
813
00:46:20,928 --> 00:46:23,214
in a sector that
he has a historic regard for,
814
00:46:23,305 --> 00:46:25,045
but which is a non-growth area.
815
00:46:25,515 --> 00:46:27,506
We face existential battles in scale,
816
00:46:27,601 --> 00:46:31,139
and he is facing precisely
the wrong direction.
817
00:46:31,230 --> 00:46:34,688
He is making decisions for a future
that he no longer understands,
818
00:46:34,775 --> 00:46:37,016
and we don 't have time for missteps.
819
00:46:37,110 --> 00:46:41,695
What used to take ten, two, three
years. Our entire ice cap will melt.
820
00:46:41,782 --> 00:46:43,818
He is gambling our last dollars
at the track
821
00:46:43,909 --> 00:46:45,774
on a horse
that's ready for the glue factory,
822
00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:48,326
and I am calling for
a vote of no confidence in him,
823
00:46:48,413 --> 00:46:50,449
as CEO and chairman.
824
00:46:54,628 --> 00:46:55,913
Bullshit. No.
825
00:46:56,004 --> 00:46:59,713
I'm afraid,
since you are the subject of the vote,
826
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,540
you need to recuse yourself, Logan.
827
00:47:01,635 --> 00:47:04,968
Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuckin' amateur hour
at the fuckin' circus.
828
00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:08,968
You don't get to vote, and you don't
get to comment, is the situation.
829
00:47:09,059 --> 00:47:10,674
You really should leave the room.
830
00:47:10,769 --> 00:47:12,305
Okay, fine. Fine. Vote.
831
00:47:12,938 --> 00:47:14,053
Would you mind?
832
00:47:14,147 --> 00:47:17,264
Guys. Is he there?
(STUTTERS) Is he still in the room?
833
00:47:17,359 --> 00:47:20,226
I'm sick. I can't move.
Fuck that vote.
834
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,437
He can't be in the room. Okay? Guys...
835
00:47:23,532 --> 00:47:25,238
FRANK: Let the minutes reflect
836
00:47:25,325 --> 00:47:28,237
that Logan Roy
was asked to recuse himself.
837
00:47:28,328 --> 00:47:30,319
LOGAN: Let the minutes
reflect that Logan Roy
838
00:47:30,414 --> 00:47:32,621
-shoved his boot up Frank's ass.
-FRANK: Okay.
839
00:47:38,714 --> 00:47:43,504
All in favor of the vote
of no confidence in Logan Roy?
840
00:47:57,524 --> 00:48:00,357
Me. My hand is raised.
841
00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:01,934
More in sorrow, than in anger.
842
00:48:02,029 --> 00:48:03,439
Oh, no shit, Judas.
843
00:48:05,490 --> 00:48:08,857
Frank! Nice to see you back.
844
00:48:08,994 --> 00:48:12,486
Asha? I see you.
845
00:48:12,622 --> 00:48:14,112
And I see you, Logan.
846
00:48:14,207 --> 00:48:17,791
Oh, Jesus, this is just
un-frickin'—believable.
847
00:48:18,128 --> 00:48:20,164
Stewy? Stewy.
848
00:48:20,797 --> 00:48:22,128
Me. Okay.
849
00:48:22,924 --> 00:48:25,791
Listen, as a major shareholder,
850
00:48:25,886 --> 00:48:30,425
and in the absence
of any real clarity here,
851
00:48:30,515 --> 00:48:32,176
I think it's the view
852
00:48:32,517 --> 00:48:37,307
that this is a family matter,
and abstain.
853
00:48:37,814 --> 00:48:40,226
-Against.
-Strongly against.
854
00:48:42,444 --> 00:48:46,107
FRANK: We have Ilona on the line.
ILONA: Hello, Logan. Yes.
855
00:48:46,281 --> 00:48:51,617
After consulting with my family,
I am voting in favor of the motion.
856
00:48:51,787 --> 00:48:54,779
Thanks for nothin', Ilona.
Fuck off.
857
00:48:54,873 --> 00:48:55,953
(BEEPS)
858
00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:58,323
GERRI: Ewan?
859
00:49:01,296 --> 00:49:04,663
Go ahead. What are we on, 4-2?
860
00:49:07,427 --> 00:49:11,011
Go on. Yeah. Join the rats.
861
00:49:11,598 --> 00:49:14,556
LOGAN: Let's finish this, huh?
862
00:49:16,228 --> 00:49:18,514
I vote with Logan.
863
00:49:20,857 --> 00:49:23,314
DATU: I think we should take the time
to consider this properly,
864
00:49:23,402 --> 00:49:25,267
when all parties are here.
865
00:49:25,362 --> 00:49:27,068
LOGAN: Datu, we're voting now.
866
00:49:27,155 --> 00:49:29,316
FRANK: Logan, please,
can you stay out of the conversation?
867
00:49:29,491 --> 00:49:32,358
DATU: In which case, Logan.
I stick with Logan.
868
00:49:32,452 --> 00:49:35,615
LOGAN: Kendall,
you counted right there?
869
00:49:36,415 --> 00:49:37,746
You all right?
870
00:49:37,874 --> 00:49:41,617
Four against four,
this is your best shot?
871
00:49:41,711 --> 00:49:44,248
Um, Lawrence?
872
00:49:44,756 --> 00:49:49,420
I don't have a dog
in this fight, Kendall. I abstain.
873
00:49:49,636 --> 00:49:51,877
FRANK: So, currently,
874
00:49:51,972 --> 00:49:56,261
we've got four votes in favor
of Logan to remain,
875
00:49:56,351 --> 00:49:58,512
four of stepping down,
two abstentions.
876
00:49:58,603 --> 00:50:00,184
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
-Uh, Gerri.
877
00:50:00,272 --> 00:50:01,557
(OVER SPEAKER)
Do you want to say anything
878
00:50:01,648 --> 00:50:05,106
to speak to the senior management
teams' attitudes here?
879
00:50:05,861 --> 00:50:08,147
-Shut the...
-GERRI: Well, you know,
880
00:50:08,238 --> 00:50:12,572
I'm an independent observer,
uh, non-voting, a general counsel,
881
00:50:12,659 --> 00:50:14,490
so, I'm not sure that's appropriate?
882
00:50:16,746 --> 00:50:19,203
Right. Thanks.
883
00:50:19,374 --> 00:50:20,489
Very...
884
00:50:22,419 --> 00:50:23,579
professional.
885
00:50:25,839 --> 00:50:27,204
Hey, Roman?
886
00:50:28,633 --> 00:50:33,297
KENDALL: Roman. Put your hand up, bro.
887
00:50:33,722 --> 00:50:34,837
Roman, can you hear me?
888
00:50:34,931 --> 00:50:36,137
Uh...
889
00:50:36,224 --> 00:50:39,261
-(LINE BREAKING) Is your hand up?
-Kendall, yeah. Hey. Are you there?
890
00:50:40,353 --> 00:50:43,311
-Roman...
-You're kind of cuttin' out.
891
00:50:46,735 --> 00:50:47,895
Roman...
892
00:50:47,986 --> 00:50:49,192
(STATIC ON PHONE LINE)
893
00:50:53,283 --> 00:50:56,491
He's off the line. Come on, son.
894
00:51:02,334 --> 00:51:03,949
Roman.
895
00:51:04,794 --> 00:51:06,750
Come on. Come on, come on.
896
00:51:08,798 --> 00:51:12,541
You better be smelling
your fuckin' armpit, Romulus.
897
00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:16,135
ROMAN: Um...
898
00:51:16,515 --> 00:51:17,800
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
899
00:51:18,975 --> 00:51:22,968
I think it's a tough one, you know?
Ithink, uh...
900
00:51:23,146 --> 00:51:26,183
-It's tough, but maybe...
-Roman for me.
901
00:51:26,274 --> 00:51:28,310
FRANK: I'm not sure
we can count that for you.
902
00:51:28,401 --> 00:51:29,641
-Roman?
-Against.
903
00:51:29,736 --> 00:51:32,978
He started to vote,
I'm not sure that he can change that.
904
00:51:33,073 --> 00:51:35,189
-He can fucking change.
-You shouldn't be here,
905
00:51:35,283 --> 00:51:37,399
you shouldn't be speaking here,
you should be out of this room.
906
00:51:37,494 --> 00:51:39,735
-This is illegal.
-Whatever.
907
00:51:39,829 --> 00:51:41,990
If you count 'em out, deadlock.
908
00:51:42,082 --> 00:51:44,915
Continuity prevails. I'm chairman.
909
00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:48,368
Casting vote. Iwin.
It's fucking over!
910
00:51:48,463 --> 00:51:50,044
(KENDALL PANTING)
911
00:51:50,423 --> 00:51:51,959
What's the vote?
912
00:51:52,050 --> 00:51:53,665
LOGAN: My son.
913
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,502
That was your best shot.
You lost.
914
00:51:56,596 --> 00:51:58,587
I think there's some doubt
as to whether he lost...
915
00:51:58,682 --> 00:52:01,674
And Kendall, Frank, Asha, Ilona,
916
00:52:01,768 --> 00:52:03,349
off the board,
fired with immediate effect.
917
00:52:03,436 --> 00:52:05,267
-I don't think you're able to do that.
-LOGAN: Security!
918
00:52:05,355 --> 00:52:07,471
I am in the middle
of turning a fucking tanker.
919
00:52:07,566 --> 00:52:10,603
-Frank, you're fired.
-I have some doubt...
920
00:52:10,694 --> 00:52:15,154
(SHOUTS) I'm in the middle
of turning a fucking tanker!
921
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,566
Do you hear?
922
00:52:21,663 --> 00:52:26,373
Frank! You're fired.
Without exit package.
923
00:52:26,459 --> 00:52:27,539
Asha, goodbye.
924
00:52:27,627 --> 00:52:31,836
Somebody send a telegram to Ilona
telling her she's no longer required,
925
00:52:31,923 --> 00:52:33,208
and my best to her cancer.
926
00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:34,710
I think we all need to take a beat.
927
00:52:34,801 --> 00:52:37,338
-Meh, meh, meh, fuckin' meh.
-Logan, stop.
928
00:52:37,887 --> 00:52:42,381
Is it wise to fire the board
with the share price this weak,
929
00:52:42,475 --> 00:52:43,965
heading into a political fight?
930
00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:46,221
Take it like a fucking man.
You're out.
931
00:52:46,313 --> 00:52:49,020
You're fucked.
You tried to kill me, but you failed.
932
00:52:49,107 --> 00:52:52,019
And you're dead. Now, fuck off!
933
00:52:57,824 --> 00:53:01,658
Oh, go on, cry me a river.
Get the fuck out.
934
00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:04,612
Straight out! Passes canceled.
935
00:53:04,706 --> 00:53:06,071
We'll send along personal belongings.
936
00:53:06,166 --> 00:53:07,622
KENDALL: Just need to get
some things, okay?
937
00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:09,324
LOGAN: No goodbyes! Thank you!
938
00:53:09,419 --> 00:53:11,410
KENDALL: Get your
fuckin' hands off me.
939
00:53:18,595 --> 00:53:22,588
And what the fuck am I gonna do
with you?
940
00:53:22,724 --> 00:53:25,386
I don't know, Dad.
941
00:53:28,188 --> 00:53:29,644
LOGAN: Jesus.
942
00:53:35,362 --> 00:53:37,318
-KENDALL: Can I just get some stuff?
-No. No.
943
00:53:37,405 --> 00:53:38,986
-Thank you.
-Okay.
944
00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:48,826
Hey!
945
00:53:50,669 --> 00:53:55,709
God, that was the journey from hell.
Spent 30 minutes in a cab not moving.
946
00:53:57,967 --> 00:53:59,047
Honey?
947
00:54:03,223 --> 00:54:04,383
Tom?
948
00:54:06,142 --> 00:54:08,804
-Hey. Hey.
-Hey. You okay, sweetheart?
949
00:54:08,895 --> 00:54:13,184
Yeah. I think somebody poisoned me.
I'm working from home.
950
00:54:13,274 --> 00:54:15,185
-Oh, someone poisoned you?
-Mmm.
951
00:54:15,276 --> 00:54:17,358
(CHUCKLES) Oh! With booze?
952
00:54:17,445 --> 00:54:18,776
(EXCLAIMS)
953
00:54:18,905 --> 00:54:19,940
Huh.
954
00:54:20,031 --> 00:54:21,771
-Hey. Hey.
-Hey.
955
00:54:24,494 --> 00:54:27,486
Okay, I got you something.
956
00:54:27,580 --> 00:54:29,662
-Oh, thank you.
-I missed you.
957
00:54:29,749 --> 00:54:32,582
Oh, you only been away,
like, 14 hours.
958
00:54:32,752 --> 00:54:36,495
Yeah, well, sorry for missing you.
959
00:54:36,589 --> 00:54:37,749
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
960
00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:40,503
Yeah. What?
961
00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:45,170
-What the fuck?
-What? What's happened?
962
00:54:46,808 --> 00:54:48,173
(STUTTERS)
963
00:54:48,268 --> 00:54:50,634
Well, more. Tell me more.
964
00:54:50,729 --> 00:54:52,265
What's happened? Did it happen?
965
00:54:52,605 --> 00:54:54,266
Okay, call me right back.
966
00:54:56,192 --> 00:55:00,151
The world's blown up. Oh, fuck!
967
00:55:00,238 --> 00:55:01,853
What do you mean, "Has it happened"?
968
00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:04,064
-Did you know?
-What? No!
969
00:55:04,159 --> 00:55:06,525
-SHIV: Fuckin' Kendall!
-Has it happened?
970
00:55:06,619 --> 00:55:10,032
Did... Has it happened? Wait!
971
00:55:10,582 --> 00:55:12,618
Kendall? Call me back.
972
00:55:12,751 --> 00:55:13,991
-You knew?
-Yeah.
973
00:55:14,252 --> 00:55:17,210
I think too much edible gold
hurt my tummy.
974
00:55:17,297 --> 00:55:18,582
SHIV: Connor. You heard?
975
00:55:18,673 --> 00:55:20,038
CONNOR: (OVER PHONE)
Yeah, Kendall called
976
00:55:20,133 --> 00:55:22,124
for a vote of no confidence on Dad.
977
00:55:22,218 --> 00:55:25,176
Kendall? Who the fuck else
knew about this?
978
00:55:25,263 --> 00:55:27,128
-Roman did.
-Roman knew?
979
00:55:27,265 --> 00:55:30,177
Hey, ldon't know why
you'd expect anything different.
980
00:55:30,351 --> 00:55:33,138
Not a single one of them told me
about this. It's complete bullshit.
981
00:55:34,773 --> 00:55:38,607
Oh, Shiv, you know I don't like
to take sides, but I'm on your side.
982
00:55:38,902 --> 00:55:40,392
Fuck you.
983
00:55:41,946 --> 00:55:44,278
-You knew?
-Yeah, I tried to call you.
984
00:55:44,365 --> 00:55:45,525
-Not hard enough.
-I did!
985
00:55:45,617 --> 00:55:48,450
-He's fired half the board.
-TOM: What about Kendall?
986
00:55:48,536 --> 00:55:51,778
-Fired. Frank, Asha, fired.
-What?
987
00:55:51,873 --> 00:55:54,785
The rebels are getting shot
in the town square.
988
00:55:54,876 --> 00:55:56,662
I'll talk to you later, Torn.
989
00:55:56,795 --> 00:55:57,830
(DOOR CLOSES)
990
00:56:00,673 --> 00:56:02,004
Are we the rebels?
991
00:56:03,510 --> 00:56:04,716
(PHONE RINGS)
992
00:56:10,433 --> 00:56:12,845
-Yes?
-I have the White House.
993
00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:18,181
The president will join once
you're on. They're very apologetic.
994
00:56:18,274 --> 00:56:21,061
-Tell him I'm on.
-Yes, sir.
995
00:56:22,195 --> 00:56:23,480
(BEEPS)
996
00:56:24,072 --> 00:56:26,154
Yes, he's on.
997
00:56:26,282 --> 00:56:29,774
Hello, Mr. President.
He'll be with you momentarily.
998
00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:37,156
He'll be right there.
999
00:56:44,592 --> 00:56:46,378
Thank you.
1000
00:56:46,469 --> 00:56:48,585
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
1001
00:56:55,603 --> 00:56:56,763
Mr. President.
1002
00:56:59,774 --> 00:57:01,560
Much, much better.
1003
00:57:03,027 --> 00:57:04,392
No need for an apology.
1004
00:57:08,116 --> 00:57:12,405
Well, you really
had a terrorist problem.
1005
00:57:13,955 --> 00:57:17,368
I've just taken down
a terrorist myself.
1006
00:57:19,085 --> 00:57:20,074
My son.
1007
00:57:23,798 --> 00:57:29,134
So, can you help me with this
FCC red tape bullshit?
1008
00:57:32,223 --> 00:57:33,554
Good.
1009
00:57:36,561 --> 00:57:41,430
And, you, Mr. President.
And, you. Thank you.
1010
00:57:49,324 --> 00:57:51,440
(COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1011
00:59:00,228 --> 00:59:02,685
(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)76053
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