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Mmm.
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- Listen, Max.
- Hm?
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Ever since we got back together,
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there's a question I feel
like I have to ask you.
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Sure. Anything?
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Did we get better at this?
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Well, we have to give
a little bit of credit
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to that performance enhancer
you gave me.
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This knee brace is a game-changer.
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Alright, got to go get
ready for Halloween.
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Though, what we did was a treat
and involved a few tricks.
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Mm.
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Maybe we should just
blow off the costume.
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I mean, you already are a sexy nurse.
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Hey, that's demeaning.
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Sexy nurse practitioner.
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But we're doing the costumes.
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I can't wait. Ooh!
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But before you go, there is something
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I want to give you.
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In the shower.
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God bless that knee brace.
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Oh, good!
You are going out for Halloween.
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Mm-hmm. I'm climate change
activist Greta Thunberg,
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and Syd is a melting iceberg
because you're too hot.
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Oh!
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We're Thunberg and iceberg!
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Why can't you just be cats?
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You're already got the whiskers.
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Well, we are not going
trick-or-treating.
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We are going door to door
to collect signatures
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and inform people
about man-made climate change.
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Oh, shouldn't we say
person-made climate change?
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I'm good with men taking
the credit for this one.
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Halloween is the perfect night
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because suckers will
open the door for anybody.
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Oh, yeah. You ring the doorbell,
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and before they even know what's
happening, we hit them with the facts.
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Bam! Damage will be
irreversible by 2030.
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Bam! Welcome to the insect apocalypse.
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Bam! That is the sound of
a door slamming in your face.
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Put this outside.
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Ugh, with that bobo in the White House,
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I can't stand to look
at an orange face right now.
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He's like a pumpkin.
He will get thrown out in November.
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Well, guess what we are?
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A reminder to shave my legs?
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No! Come on!
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This is serious!
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It's okay, babe.
They just... They need a hint.
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Okay, okay.
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You are a cow, and you
have stepped in the cow caca.
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Goat yoga!
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Go-o-o-oat.
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Yoga.
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Obviously!
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Ugh, we're never gonna win.
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He's got a lot riding
on winning tonight's
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Halloween costume contest
at the Echo Park country club.
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We have a country club in Echo Park?
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Oh, no, it's the Beverly Hills
Country Club.
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They just call it Echo Park on
Halloween to make it sound scary.
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I've never won.
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But this year, I can't lose
because I have Avery in my life,
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and I'm finally
in a loving relationship.
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- Aww.
- And couple's costumes always win!
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The prize is an iPad mini,
and I never win anything.
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You're a rich, straight,
cisgender white dude. You won at life.
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But I want an iPad mini.
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Ooh! Hey!
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What are you, Little Bo Peep
and a messed-up sheep?
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Come on. Let's go back to our apartment.
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Oh! It's a Halloween miracle.
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A hardy-har, har-har-har!
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Mom, we're gonna go now.
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Ooh! You two look great.
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This is a lot better than last year's
toxic drinking water and tumor costumes.
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Yeah. We really bummed
out that senior center.
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Bye-bye.
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Lupita, you look so happy.
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Did you enjoy your walk?
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- Walk?
- Of shame!
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I know you were with Max
doing hanky-panky
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when you needed to be here
doing tricky-treaty.
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Mami, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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We were knitting sweaters
and reading the Bible.
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What is wrong with you?
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I would have broken him down
like a cardboard box.
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Put this outside.
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Okay, I'll do that.
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Hey, take it somewhere else,
you old creep!
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Oh! Hey, Mom.
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Whoa!
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Look at that hair!
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What's your costume?
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Anderson Cooper, Billy Idol,
Steve Martin?
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I don't know who
any of those people are.
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Doesn't he look like
he could be in a boy band?
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Yeah, Boyz II Old Men.
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Mom, wait. This isn't my costume.
I dyed my hair.
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Like, permanently?
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How could you do that
without asking me?
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I did ask you.
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I said, "Mom, on Halloween,
can I dye my hair silver?"
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Why would you use Halloween
in that sentence?
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That is so misleading.
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Papito, what have you done?
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Mm-hmm.
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You look just like your abuelo.
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Tonight, I will put you in
his suit, and we will dance.
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Oh, I've made a big mistake.
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Yeah, you did.
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We'll talk about it later when you
get back from trick-or-treating.
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Uh, yeah, I think I'm over that.
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Wait, so you're doing
trick-or-treating?
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Was last year your last year?
Why didn't you tell me?
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How could I tell you last year
was the last year
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if I didn't know until this year?
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Well, you're a wise old man,
figure it out.
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I'm sorry.
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But can I please go to Nora's?
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Her parents are having a party.
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Don't worry, he'll be home in time
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to take his arthritis pills.
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Ooh! That's a good one.
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Yes, you can go to Nora's house.
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But make sure you're home in
time to spoon your grandmother.
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Bye, papito!
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Hello, Max.
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What are you wearing?
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Rubber.
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But not in a fun way.
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Just got done cleaning my bathroom.
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Oh!
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Well, I can't wait to see you.
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Pregnancy test?
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Oh, I can't wait to see you, too.
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I was just about to head over.
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Are you sure you have enough candy?
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Completely sure, positive.
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I can stop.
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I've been through this
a couple times before.
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100% sure.
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You want to come over here
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instead of handing out candy all night?
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What am I supposed to do,
leave it in a basket
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outside the door
and hope someone takes it?
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That's not how I was raised.
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Eso!
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What, Mami?
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Queso!
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It's Spanish for "cheese."
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Saved it.
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Heh!
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Oh, I got to admit, "Grease"
was a great costume idea.
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Right? Because we go together.
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Is it weird that
I'm really attracted to you
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even though you're technically
dressed as a high-school girl?
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Nah. Every teen in that movie
was pushing 40.
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Instead of zits, they were
worried about liver spots.
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Presenting the House of Schneider!
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Serving Halloween Extravaganza
realness.
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Well, do you get it?
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Drag... race.
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- You're drag race.
- Yes!
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Thank you!
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I mean, it's really more
of a history lesson in heels.
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The full title is "Drag Race...
A Drag Queen Started Stonewall."
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Oh, "Drag Race." That's cute.
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Oh, no, don't say that.
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Cute?
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Do you think I tucked
and taped for cute?
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You're in a dress.
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I think you tucked and taped
for nothing.
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Cute's for losers.
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Last year, I went as
the "Hang in There" cat.
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Nothing.
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I almost gave up for good,
and then I looked in the mirror,
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and something inspired me
to keep going.
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Anyway, back to the drawing board.
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He actually draws on a board.
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Stick figures.
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It's very sad.
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I can fix him.
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- She's a lucky woman.
- Yeah.
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Alright, now it's time
for a little summer lovin',
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and, by summer, I mean, October,
and by lovin',
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I mean wine.
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Ooh! Candy duty calls!
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Ooh, our first trick-or-treaters.
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I love seeing those
little cuties all dressed up!
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The Beast is here!
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So is the Beauty!
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Wow!
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Beauty and the Beast!
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You guys did a couple's costume, too!
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They were a couple?
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I never saw the movie.
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I thought it was about
a beautiful woman
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and her pet dog in a tuxedo.
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Leslie, may I see you in the kitchen?
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Oh!
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Shall I be your guest?
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Why are you being weird?
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Get in the kitchen!
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Look.
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I don't know who the father is,
but, I assure you,
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I will raise this baby as my own.
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No, Leslie.
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It is not my baby!
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Oh, thank God. I can't raise a baby.
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I... I can't even get up
off of this knee.
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Maybe I should try one of
those knee braces
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Penelope's raving about at work.
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Penelope is pregnant.
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Dios mio!
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Does Max know about this?
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I think that is what they are
talking about right now.
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They deserve privacy.
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They're not gonna get it,
but they deserve it.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Okay. What should we hit them
with first?
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How rising sea levels will
destroy coastal communities,
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or the coming political chaos
caused by widespread food insecurity?
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They're both so inevitable.
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Okay. You decide,
and I'll use what I learned
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from my summer improv course
to "Yes, and" whatever you say.
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Okay.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Anna and Olaf from "Frozen"!
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What? No, no, no.
We're not from "Frozen."
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Yes, and what's not frozen
is the Arctic!
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So cute. Two pieces of candy each!
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Oh! Thank you, but we actually
are here because...
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We need a...
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He totally didn't realize
that our costumes
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are making
a radical political statement.
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He just thought we were adorable.
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Men.
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Okay, well, let's not panic
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because we can get it right
on this one.
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Hi. We're here to talk
about climate...
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Oh, my stars!
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What very clever and timely costumes.
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Thank you!
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Dorothy and the tornado!
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We really didn't think this through.
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Well, here we go.
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Oh, uh, thank you so much,
but, actually...
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We wanted to talk to you
about climate change!
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What is going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
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Full-size candy bars!
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Let's try the next door.
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Oh, to see if they'll sign
the petition.
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No, to see if they have Snickers.
258
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,193
Yes, and maybe Twix?
259
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,095
Yes.
260
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,630
Alright, I'm calling it.
261
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,766
Once the 30-year-old Spongebob
comes around,
262
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,102
it's time to close up shop.
263
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,737
- Well, we did it.
- Yes!
264
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,574
Thanks for having me over.
This was fun.
265
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,076
Well, when Alex said
he was done trick-or-treating,
266
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:35,380
I realized a part of my life
was ending, but...
267
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,450
I guess another part is beginning.
268
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,254
Sounds like we should make a toast.
269
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,655
Yes.
270
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,390
To new beginnings!
271
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:48,026
Chardonnay is not for babies!
272
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,361
What?
273
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,067
What is happening?
274
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,135
You are pregnant.
275
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,670
You're pregnant?
276
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,974
- No!
- Well, how do you explain this?
277
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,342
How do you explain this?
278
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,344
Um, it's not mine. I'm not pregnant.
279
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,879
So nobody's pregnant?
280
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,949
Somebody is pregnant,
according to the trash.
281
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,084
Hold on.
282
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,486
You found a pregnancy test
in our trash can?
283
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,388
Well, if it's not yours, then...
284
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,926
Oh, could it be Elena's?
285
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,464
Do you think she fell off the wagon?
286
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,107
No, she really loves that wagon.
287
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,446
Which means it could only be...
288
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,883
- I think the only one...
- Alex, yes!
289
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,452
I know, Doc!
290
00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,264
Okay, let me guess.
291
00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:02,300
The "kids" are in the car.
292
00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,002
No, no, no. Melba, hi.
293
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,338
Soy Penelope Alvarez, le mama de Alex.
294
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,772
We've spoken on the phone
a couple times.
295
00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:09,541
It's so nice to meet you in person.
296
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,509
Hi, Penelope. Que gusto conocerte.
297
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,646
Este es mi esposo, Ram�n.
298
00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,815
Hola, Ram�n. Como estas?
299
00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:19,585
- This is my boyfriend.
- Me llamo es Max.
300
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,554
No, don't do that right now.
301
00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:26,758
Hi! Que bonita tu casa.
302
00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:29,073
Perd�n, tengo que hablar con Alejandro.
303
00:25:29,075 --> 00:25:30,329
Alex!
304
00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:32,664
Get out here right now!
305
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:35,100
Ustedes son de Puerto Rico?
306
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,701
S�. C�mo sab�as?
307
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,837
Que me encanta ese acento.
308
00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,438
Ay, gracias.
309
00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:41,840
What are you doing here?
310
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:45,110
Why are you dressed
like an old biker dude?
311
00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,544
I am Sandy from "Grease."
312
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,213
You don't know who that is, either.
313
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,414
Look.
314
00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:51,716
We need to talk about this.
315
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,719
And we would love to be part
of that conversation.
316
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,954
Norita!
317
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,024
She'll be out in a minute.
318
00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:00,859
Why are you showing me
a pregnancy test?
319
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,995
Don't give me that crap,
you silver fox.
320
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:05,964
- We found this at home.
- S�, Mami?
321
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:09,534
Norita, what were you doing
at Alex's house today?
322
00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:12,404
- What? Nothing.
- Well, then somebody explain this.
323
00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,005
It's not ours.
324
00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:15,507
Alex, we found it in the trash.
325
00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:17,876
It's not mine, no Abuelita's,
not Elena's.
326
00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:20,078
- How is it not yours?
- Because it's not, all right?
327
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,316
- What other explanation is there?
- It's impossible!
328
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:27,386
We haven't had sex, okay?
329
00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,425
Really?
330
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,328
Look at me.
331
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,864
No sex at all?
332
00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:42,133
Oh, my God! No sex.
333
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:43,970
Just over the shirt stuff!
334
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,740
You probably didn't need
that information.
335
00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:51,610
Can we all stop talking
about this now, please?
336
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:55,981
Yeah. Ooh!
337
00:26:55,982 --> 00:27:00,485
What a memorable first meeting,
huh, Melba?
338
00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:04,456
I'm glad we figured this out
without too much embarrassment, right?
339
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,157
Mucho gusto.
340
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:07,392
S�.
341
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:08,693
S�, mucho Halloween!
342
00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:09,794
Hey!
343
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,365
Sorry! I took German in high school.
344
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,901
I thought you were out
doing a political crusade.
345
00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:19,671
Oh, we tried, believe me,
but sometimes you dress up
346
00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,406
to discuss the coming global disaster,
347
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:25,110
but people think you're the Swiss
Miss girl and mashed potatoes.
348
00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:27,479
But that's okay because
this is gonna give us
349
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,915
so much energy
to fight harder tomorrow!
350
00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:35,286
Yeah. Who knew Halloween was fun?
351
00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:37,823
Literally everybody.
352
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:45,296
Elena, is there any way
353
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:49,402
this positive pregnancy test is yours?
354
00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:53,873
How many times do you
want me to come out?
355
00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:01,179
You do know you need a man
for that, right?
356
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:05,351
Excuse me, I think the
Virgin Mary would clap back.
357
00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:13,024
Alright, well, I'm not pregnant.
358
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,727
Oh! For a second,
they had me convinced.
359
00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:18,030
I mean, you are a saint.
360
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:21,599
Well, this has to belong to someone.
361
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,869
It didn't just appear by magic.
362
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:30,341
Oh, my God!
363
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:33,111
- Whoo!
- No!
364
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:37,749
Don't compliment us. We came in second.
We lost to Elton John!
365
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:40,518
Oh, who was dressed like Elton John?
366
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:44,756
No, we lost to Elton John,
367
00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:47,525
who was dressed as Garfield
eating lasagne.
368
00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,462
It was adorable!
369
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:57,969
Where did you find that?
370
00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,672
Is this yours?
371
00:29:08,647 --> 00:29:10,482
Congratulations!
372
00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:11,649
Lovely!
373
00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:15,621
Why are you congratulating her?
I told you, we lost!
374
00:29:17,690 --> 00:29:18,723
Hey.
375
00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:20,458
Don't cry.
376
00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,228
Hang in there.
377
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,134
Okay.
378
00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:32,370
Well, I didn't think
I'd be telling you like this.
379
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:36,908
That's why I put it in their trash
because I wasn't sure how you'd react.
380
00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:39,512
Well, I mean, it's not like
we planned this.
381
00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:44,317
So what are you saying?
382
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,988
I'm pregnant.
383
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,829
So, does this mean you're happy?
384
00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:58,964
Yes!
385
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,732
Are you?
386
00:30:00,733 --> 00:30:01,833
Yeah.
387
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:14,112
This is so much better
than an iPad mini.
388
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:18,483
Oh! Congratulations, you two!
389
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:22,053
Oh, yes, and we are here
for you if you need us.
390
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:25,457
And you will.
391
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,125
I'm gonna be a t�o.
392
00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:28,560
I'm gonna be a t�a.
393
00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:31,763
I'm gonna be a t�-x!
394
00:30:31,764 --> 00:30:34,432
Well, this calls for a celebration.
395
00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,001
Hey, Grandpa.
396
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:38,404
Will you take us all out for ice cream?
397
00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:41,373
Let's keep the hair.
398
00:30:41,374 --> 00:30:44,243
It's silver, but the jokes are gold.
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