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Thank you, sir. 11 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:53,625 Come, now, don't be cheap. 12 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:56,208 Come, now, coin in the tin. 13 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:57,915 Come, now. 14 00:02:58,042 --> 00:02:59,533 Thank you kindly, sir. 15 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:01,374 Thank you, sir. 16 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,493 No penny too small. 17 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,207 - Here, darling. - Thank you, sir. 18 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:11,952 Ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin. 19 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:13,324 Sit down! 20 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:15,541 The show is about to begin. 21 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:27,493 Come now, come now, 22 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,912 you cheap little asses. 23 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:34,036 Coin in the tin afore payin' time passes. 24 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:37,410 Don't slag us off, don't turn your head. 25 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:40,535 For friends we are, not foe! 26 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,934 But if you dirty little fuckers don't cough up your bread, 27 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:45,166 we won't be showing you a show! 28 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,750 You've heard the talk from far and wide 29 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:49,457 of Punch's puppet play. 30 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:52,200 "Best in the world", "The greatest show", 31 00:03:52,292 --> 00:03:53,999 is what the critics say. 32 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:57,869 The congregations of St Paul's grow thinner every day. 33 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,457 They're coming to the show of shows, 34 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,916 not kneeling down to pray. 35 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:06,251 Professor Punch is back at last! 36 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:08,583 Town's most truthful preacher. 37 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:11,997 So sit your arse down, don't fuck around, 38 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:16,199 and enjoy the theatre feature! 39 00:04:23,208 --> 00:04:25,666 We love you, Punch! 40 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:05,497 Knock 'em out! Knock 'em out! 41 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:12,458 OK, move across, move across. 42 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:15,829 That's the way you do it! 43 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:45,079 Ladies and gentlemen, 44 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:48,159 the one, the only, 45 00:07:48,292 --> 00:07:51,080 the greatest puppeteer of our time - 46 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:53,370 Professor Punch! 47 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:13,787 You all best be spreading the word 48 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:15,283 that the Punch show is back. 49 00:08:15,417 --> 00:08:17,534 One show a week, catch it while you can. 50 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,534 Tell friends, foes and neighbours alike. 51 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:34,283 Thank you, thank you so much. 52 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:39,790 Surely you spilled some? 53 00:08:39,917 --> 00:08:41,328 I'm afraid not, honey. 54 00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:44,246 A more niggardly town than Seaside'd be hard to find. 55 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:46,499 But what was lacking from their pockets 56 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:47,786 they made up for in applause. 57 00:08:47,917 --> 00:08:50,079 You think it went well, then? You think they liked us? 58 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:52,165 Liked us? They loved us! 59 00:08:52,292 --> 00:08:53,892 We killed it, honey. We did. 60 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:57,076 Yes! We smashed it to bits and pieces, didn't we? 61 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:58,949 We slaughtered them! 62 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:02,787 A main stage awaits us, my love. 63 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:05,742 I can hear the applause already, Jude. 64 00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:08,700 I close my eyes for a moment and I can hear it. 65 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,163 The greatest puppeteer of his generation. 66 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:19,786 So? 67 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:22,034 Scouts? Any scouts? 68 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:23,786 I saw none. 69 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:26,749 We'll just make sure each show is a smasher. 70 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,411 - Yeah. - They'll be in soon enough. 71 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:29,908 Yes, yes. Soon enough. Soon enough. 72 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,991 Now is our time, Jude. 73 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:34,037 The big theatres are opening again. 74 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:35,203 Our show is the best. 75 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:37,575 It won't be long before we're whisked away 76 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:40,576 to brighter things with fanfare unimaginable. 77 00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:42,074 I promise you that. 78 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,332 I was just wondering, honey, 79 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:52,496 the show seems to be getting punchier all the time. 80 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,287 Very punchy, in fact. 81 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:56,659 Do you think it needs to be quite so smashy? 82 00:09:56,792 --> 00:09:58,112 Well, that's what the people like. 83 00:09:58,208 --> 00:09:59,949 They like punchy, 84 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,619 and they like smashy. 85 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:04,208 You've heard them, Jude. That's what they want, my love. 86 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,374 I'm an artist. 87 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,940 It is not for me to question my gift, 88 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:11,908 I can only surrender to it. 89 00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:15,035 If my gut tells me to be punchy and smashy, 90 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:19,285 I guess we're doing the punchy and smashy. 91 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:23,620 Come here and give Punch some love. 92 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:30,869 What? 93 00:10:31,292 --> 00:10:33,579 Oh. Come on. 94 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:35,791 There's another promise I'd sooner have you keep. 95 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,038 My sweet and talented wife! 96 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,829 So blessed I am to have ya. 97 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:44,745 Sweet and talented indeed. 98 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:04,368 Wahoo! 99 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,492 There you go! Look at you. 100 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,537 Look at you. One more time. 101 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,249 One more time. Let's go higher. 102 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:13,664 Whoo! 103 00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:16,990 Happy stoning day. 104 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:19,208 You've gone and turned her stomach upside down. 105 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,124 That thing does nothing but bellow. 106 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,458 It's you who does nothing but bellow, 107 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,791 and as a grown man, it's harder to fathom. 108 00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:28,369 And before I knew it, 109 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:32,323 I was falling... ooh, right down, 110 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,408 past the clouds, 111 00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:36,454 past the branches. 112 00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,997 I thought for certain I was about to meet my end. 113 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,745 But as the ground came up to meet me, 114 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,242 it wasn't the hard clay, 115 00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:48,660 but a giant pillow of autumn leaves 116 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,533 that broke my fall. 117 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:53,995 I sank into it. 118 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,866 And when I awoke, 119 00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:58,955 I was near suffocated in my own pillow. 120 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:01,956 Maid! 121 00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:04,666 Sounds like the devil's awake and wants his sausages. 122 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,162 Now, you stay put like I told you, 123 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:09,791 and when I'm done with the day, we can stroll. 124 00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,662 Am I fit for a visitor 125 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,707 should one arrive unannounced? 126 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:17,250 More handsome now than the day I met you. 127 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,665 Maid! 128 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:26,658 - Maid! - Morning, Master Punch. 129 00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:27,953 Won't be too long, 130 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,040 just got to get this pan sizzling. 131 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,874 Sausages? 132 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,743 Would I risk a hiding serving you anything but? 133 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,538 Any more sausages and you'll likely turn into one. 134 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,750 Morning, Judy. How was the show, then? 135 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,286 It went well. 136 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,204 - The crowd was... - Slaughtered them! 137 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,120 Smashed it to bits and pieces! 138 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:49,037 We'll be done with these worn-out loitersacks 139 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:50,411 in no time. 140 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:52,249 The big smoke awaits us. 141 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:54,833 I quite got used to you being back. 142 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:56,790 Well, get unused to it. 143 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,704 I have to change the baby before we go. 144 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,324 Make sure you get a better one. 145 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:02,666 I never liked that one anyhow. 146 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,958 Your jokes are getting hoary, honey. 147 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,995 You might want to dream up some new ones. 148 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,037 Happy stoning day. 149 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,411 Rock, madam? 150 00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:16,703 Rock, sir? 151 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,707 First in, best rock. 152 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,165 I'll catch up. 153 00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:24,035 No need to rush. But it helps. 154 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,124 Happy stoning day. 155 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,162 Mr Punch! 156 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,040 Oh, Mr Frankly! 157 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:34,659 Oh, so very glad you made it, Punch. 158 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:36,829 We were hoping perhaps 159 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:40,122 you'll do us the honour of casting the first stone? 160 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,991 Oh, why, thank you. 161 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,866 I hear you've netted some good ones. 162 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:46,575 Oh, yes, we've been saving them up for today. 163 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:49,246 That Goodbuckle woman, I always had a feeling about that one. 164 00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:51,624 I'll be happy to cast the first. 165 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:52,831 Excellent. 166 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,369 Glad to hear, Punch. 167 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,832 Glad to hear it! 168 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:58,951 It seems some folk are getting squeamish around here. 169 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,621 "Stop stoning women!", all that nonsense. 170 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,662 The good old values are slipping. 171 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:07,536 'Tis left to men of strong will such as you and I 172 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,831 to bring these acts of heresy to an end. 173 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,039 - Do you agree? - I do. 174 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,580 Very good. Well, I'll see you after at McDrinky's 175 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:15,869 for a celebratory ale. 176 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,286 Actually, I... 177 00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:19,830 I've promised the old missus to lay low-ish on the booze 178 00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:21,244 on account of my hot liver. 179 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,832 Oh. 180 00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:23,994 Oh, hello. 181 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,367 Right you are. Well... 182 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,287 Happy stoning day! 183 00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:37,662 We seek out the vile and the unholy 184 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,124 and the wanton 185 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:43,039 and we will destroy the evil demons 186 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,955 and lovers of Satan. 187 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:50,125 And when they... 188 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,412 Thank you. 189 00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,535 Good people of Seaside, 190 00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,412 today I present to you 191 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:05,616 three fresh, filthy examples 192 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:09,243 of the wave of evil that is sweeping across our fine land. 193 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,666 All have confessed to their crimes 194 00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:16,000 and shall die on account of them. 195 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,957 Yeah! 196 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:22,828 Harriet Slibber, whose chickens all died on the same night 197 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,699 due to obvious sorcery. 198 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,246 - Shame! - Glenda Putts, 199 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,958 who tried to conceal a rash upon her back 200 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,541 which was patently some kind of Devil marking. 201 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,283 Devil's whore! 202 00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:37,455 And Esther Goodbuckle, 203 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,951 whose husband, Rodney Goodbuckle, 204 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:44,497 found her staring at the moon 205 00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:48,699 for a suspiciously very long time. 206 00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,165 It's terrible! 207 00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:52,033 Yes, it is, Rodney! 208 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,829 It's terrible! 209 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:57,622 And though we have three whole witches 210 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,457 standing before you today, 211 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,075 we must remain vigilant. 212 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,825 We must continue to hunt them down 213 00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,701 until we have expunged each and every one! 214 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,576 Those that lurk among us 215 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,620 and those that have fled to haunt us 216 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,616 from the black forest yonder. 217 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,204 Anyway... 218 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,995 ..to the stoning! 219 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,125 Good dying! 220 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,082 Good dying! 221 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,449 Mr Punch. 222 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:50,124 Good one. 223 00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:16,412 Happy stoning day! 224 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,083 That's a mighty strong stone-hurling arm you've got. 225 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,537 Thank you for noticing, Poll. 226 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,865 Such a robust appendage must prove very useful. 227 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:48,494 Very useful indeed. 228 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,620 I take it you're well? 229 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,117 I'm very well, thank you for asking. 230 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,867 And, Pancake, Flea, I trust you're both well? 231 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,370 Fine show last night. 232 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,207 We three enjoyed it aplenty. 233 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,538 So few cultured men like yourself in Seaside. 234 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,124 I'm glad you liked it. 235 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,163 And it's a very lucky town for having one as pretty as you 236 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,292 residing in it. 237 00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,159 Haven't seen you around McDrinky's in a while. 238 00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:19,828 We were just on our way. 239 00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,574 Why don't you join us for a nip or two? 240 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:22,915 I would love to, Poll, 241 00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:25,409 but I'm trying to keep on the straight and sober 242 00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:26,908 while the show's on the up. 243 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,783 Hoping to get scouted by the bigwigs. 244 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,582 McDrinky's, with all its... 245 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,324 ..offerings, 246 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,915 as you know, 247 00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:38,284 is my major weak spot. 248 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,375 Well, you know where to find us, 249 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,832 should you change your mind. 250 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:46,949 Come on! 251 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,367 Now, watch very closely. 252 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,787 This bag is empty, yes? 253 00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:01,034 - Yes. - Coin in the bag. 254 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,499 Here. 255 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,158 Wow! 256 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,315 - Oh! - That's good. 257 00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:18,704 Please. 258 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:21,699 Gently. 259 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:24,574 Oh, wow! 260 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,125 Ready? 261 00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:31,167 Oh! 262 00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:32,874 Alright, run along now. That's enough. 263 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,912 Show's over. 264 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,824 Oh, good day, Judy. 265 00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:43,958 Constable. 266 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,494 Wonderful show last night. 267 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,743 Wonderful. You really have your way with the puppets. 268 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,001 A way! You really have a way with the puppets. 269 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,116 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it. 270 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,707 Just one word, Judy. 271 00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,995 You might wish to keep those magic tricks 272 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,241 a little on the lowdown. 273 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,284 So convincing they are they'll be taken for sorcery 274 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,726 and the last thing I would like to see 275 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,493 is a woman such as yourself before the stoners. 276 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,450 Of course my personal opinion is that you're wonderful. 277 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,415 It's wonderful. 278 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,909 The tricks, I mean, the magic is wonderful. 279 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,876 But it seems some folk in Seaside are... 280 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:22,874 ..prone to superstition. 281 00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:25,116 More and more by the day, it would appear. 282 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,954 Well, thank you for the warning, Derrick. 283 00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:30,284 I should continue my patrol. 284 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:31,783 All the breast. 285 00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,125 All the... very breast. 286 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,574 Have you seen Punch? 287 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,283 Thank you. 288 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,833 One more, one more, one more. 289 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,370 That's the way! That's the way! 290 00:21:27,042 --> 00:21:29,329 You'll grow strong and able 291 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,791 with a sturdy constitution just like your papa. 292 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,500 But all the best bits you'll inherit from your mama. 293 00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:40,824 Those will be the bits that count the most. 294 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:44,700 The very bits that made your papa love her at the start. 295 00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:10,995 This way. 296 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,366 This way. 297 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,241 Watch your step. 298 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:38,330 How's the world looking outside that there window 299 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,783 this morning, my love? 300 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,533 It seems the weather has turned 301 00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,078 and storm clouds are gathering. 302 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,825 Where's that thumb-twiddling maid of ours? 303 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:50,704 She should mind I don't give her a whacking. 304 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:51,869 Maid! 305 00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,495 - Maid! - That's enough! 306 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,708 I'll not go down this road again, Punch. 307 00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:00,409 If your true want is to resurrect our show, 308 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,491 you have to stay on the straight and sober. 309 00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:04,749 Can you do that? 310 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,286 Punch? 311 00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:08,033 Can you do that? 312 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,495 It's one small slip, my love. 313 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,658 I got excited. 314 00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:17,705 From now on, only good decisions. 315 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,199 That's a Punch promise. 316 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:25,958 You've made your share of promises already. 317 00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:28,994 Promises aren't the hard part. 318 00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:31,909 It's the keeping of them you seem to find so difficult! 319 00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:33,453 Well... 320 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,245 I will try to keep... 321 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,832 ..the promises... 322 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,037 ..I've already promised. 323 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,245 That's a Punch oath. 324 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,833 That's even... 325 00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:51,165 ..even better than a promise. 326 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,537 'Cause, you know, it's an oath. 327 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,908 It's even better. 328 00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,250 Want some? 329 00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:13,328 Yeah? You want, yeah? 330 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,040 Now, go on, have a little. No. 331 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,912 I'm to go clean the theatre. 332 00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:24,578 Maude is off to the market. 333 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,995 We'll be no more than an hour. 334 00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:29,283 There are more sausages for your lunch. 335 00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:32,955 You'll have to skin those rabbits, I can't stomach it. 336 00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,537 And help Scaramouche stack that wood, 337 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:36,828 like you promised me. Yes? 338 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,119 Mm-hm. 339 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,457 And, Punch... 340 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,162 ..no boozing with the baby. 341 00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:48,531 You better stack the wood and don't lose the baby, 342 00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:49,999 and blah, blah, blah, blah. 343 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:52,833 What good is a servant if he's too old to serve? 344 00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:54,620 Hey. 345 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:55,866 Hey, what's the matter? 346 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:04,541 Whee! 347 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,533 Whee! 348 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:09,125 Look at that! Whee! 349 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,582 There you go. 350 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:16,912 Look! Look at the little doggy. 351 00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,999 What's the matter, Toby? 352 00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:21,708 Doesn't the old man feed you proper? Is that the story? 353 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,659 Where is old Scaramouche? 354 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,534 Whistling away in the servants' quarters, 355 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:29,033 no use to anybody? 356 00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:34,208 Hey! 357 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:36,040 Get back here! 358 00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:37,619 Stay there. 359 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,950 Your damn rat dog ate my breakfast! 360 00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:53,874 Took it clean off my plate! 361 00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:57,704 He can be a snappy little pup, that one. 362 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,574 But no harm done. 363 00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:03,497 He really is a good little boy, is Toby. 364 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:08,990 Can I offer you a drink, Master Punch? 365 00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:39,500 And they named the town Seaside 366 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,458 because they believed that one day 367 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:45,166 the sea would lap right at our doorsteps. 368 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,958 Right at the bottom of the hill there. 369 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,250 What gave them that idea, I don't know, 370 00:27:51,958 --> 00:27:55,781 seeing as how the sea is a good three-day mule ride from here. 371 00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:06,990 Oh, and they all built fishing boats in anticipation too. 372 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:10,539 You're not making any sense at all, old man. 373 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,038 I'm telling you, I can't understand 374 00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:16,453 a single word you're saying. 375 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:19,705 I don't know where all those old fishing boats went. 376 00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:23,455 Anyway, how is that little baby of yours this morning, 377 00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:24,915 Master Punch? 378 00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:26,533 - What? - Your baby. 379 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:28,578 How is the baby? 380 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:50,246 You can't be crawling into every blazing stove you see, 381 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:51,456 you hear me? 382 00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:53,540 One of these days you're going to find yourself 383 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,158 all burnt to a crisp. 384 00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,457 Hey! 385 00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:12,624 Hey! 386 00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:04,119 Punch! 387 00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:09,451 It's too hot a day to have the house all locked up like this. 388 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:13,575 What hell has broken loose here? 389 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,449 Where is the baby? 390 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:23,995 You can't keep up with this behaviour, Punch. 391 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:26,833 I can't trust you alone with her for even an hour. 392 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,536 Where is she, Punch? 393 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,704 You can't just put her down and leave her, 394 00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:45,949 she's too small! 395 00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:48,616 Not two minutes in the door, 396 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,992 and straight to poor Punch with your nagging. 397 00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:54,412 Punch! Where have you put her? 398 00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:55,703 Where is she? 399 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,665 Please, Punch. 400 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,788 Punch, try to remember what you've done with her. 401 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,120 She's lost her shoe, Punch. 402 00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:22,661 We have to find her. 403 00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:24,408 Her little foot will be cold. 404 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,659 That baby just couldn't keep itself put. 405 00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:31,615 I'd sit her down in one place and turn for a moment 406 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,207 and she'd have wound up in another. 407 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,332 And you told me no boozing 408 00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:38,079 but the dog stole my breakfast 409 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:42,705 and then Scaramouche made me have a tipple. 410 00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:45,079 He's like an evil wizard, that old man - 411 00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:46,408 I never trusted him. 412 00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:48,165 And anyway... 413 00:32:49,292 --> 00:32:51,784 ..I accidentally dropped the baby out the window. 414 00:32:53,125 --> 00:32:54,491 But what's done is done 415 00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:58,039 and I suppose we just move on with our lives. 416 00:33:01,542 --> 00:33:03,909 What do you mean you dropped her out the window? 417 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,242 It's time we moved on with our lives. 418 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:14,699 What do you mean you dropped the baby out the window? 419 00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:20,160 What do you mean you dropped the baby out the window?! 420 00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,909 - Pull yourself together! - What do you mean?! 421 00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,042 No! 422 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,492 No! 423 00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:29,832 No! 424 00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,745 That's the way to do it! 425 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,911 Judy? 426 00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:57,658 Judy! 427 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:00,616 My love? 428 00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:09,159 You can go ahead and get up now. 429 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,707 That's the way to do it. 430 00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:59,709 Is it morning time already? 431 00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:03,743 Are we to stack the wood? 432 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:39,246 Hello, Toby. 433 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:40,991 That's no welcome reception 434 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:43,117 for your old friend Punch now, is it? 435 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,834 How about you come down here and keep me company? 436 00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:28,036 Ye did it again! 437 00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:30,875 Onie chance ye gie ye, take a swatch at mah cards. 438 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,366 Yer a cheat ben an' ben. 439 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,741 Gonnae-no accusin' me! 440 00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:35,866 I wasn't lookin' at yer glaikit cards, 441 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,143 Ah was checkin' on mah cuddie 442 00:38:37,167 --> 00:38:39,375 which happens tae be tethered ower yer shoolder. 443 00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:41,750 Ha! That's the most glaikit excuse I've ever heard! 444 00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:43,537 Ah don't loch yer accusatory tone. 445 00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:46,159 Ah think it's shan. Ah"ve ne'er cheated in mah life! 446 00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:47,652 If ye tois ur gonnae keep fightin', 447 00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:48,991 Ah don't want tae play anymair! 448 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:50,949 Where's the new constable? 449 00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:53,953 Ah dunnae ken. 450 00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:55,870 Most likely daein' his make-up, Ah imagine. 451 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,366 What? 452 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,993 Aye, or gaitherin' wildflowers tae decorate th' watch hoose! 453 00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:02,707 I need to speak with him immediately 454 00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:05,746 to report the missing of my dear wife and baby. 455 00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:09,244 The watch hoose. 456 00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:16,458 Mr Punch? 457 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:18,074 I'm sorry to disturb you, Constable, 458 00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:19,619 but I've come to report a crime. 459 00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,457 Right. Excellent. 460 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:24,291 Er, it's just it's been a quiet few days. 461 00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:26,218 Still trying to convince the town to trust me 462 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:27,250 with their grievances 463 00:39:27,292 --> 00:39:29,158 rather than take the law into their own hands. 464 00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:30,393 I'm looking forward to having something 465 00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:33,080 to sink my teeth into... so to speak. 466 00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:35,533 How can I help, sir? 467 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,291 My dear wife and tiny baby are missing, Constable. 468 00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,204 It's hardly cause for celebration. 469 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,366 Missing? Judy and the baby? 470 00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:45,165 Vanished into thin air! 471 00:39:45,292 --> 00:39:48,126 Some act of foul play has befallen them, I'm sure. 472 00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:50,624 Get your coat, Derrick. Get your coat. 473 00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:55,822 I'm sure there's some reasonable explanation. 474 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:58,621 Lead the way, Mr Punch. Hat, Derrick! 475 00:39:58,750 --> 00:39:59,911 Hat. 476 00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:08,082 It does indeed appear 477 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,825 as though some struggle has taken place. 478 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:14,281 My poor sweet wife and child. 479 00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:17,535 However, I can find no evidence of foul play. 480 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:20,038 Wee swatch tae the fleer, sir. 481 00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,457 What? 482 00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:22,619 O'er there. 483 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,537 Blood on the fleer. 484 00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:29,826 How did you miss that? Idiot, Derrick. 485 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:39,166 I'm afraid this doesn't bode well, Mr Punch. 486 00:40:45,792 --> 00:40:47,454 I don't understand it. 487 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,707 I was gone for just a moment. 488 00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:55,831 The only one with access to the house is the old maid. 489 00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:58,450 She's strange, there's no denying it - 490 00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:00,995 childless recluse... 491 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,580 ..but whether she's capable of murder... 492 00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:19,281 Maude! The unexpected visitors have arrived! 493 00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:20,908 Good day, gentlemen. 494 00:41:21,042 --> 00:41:24,114 Is there something I can be assisting you with? 495 00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:25,582 Easy, men. 496 00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:27,244 Perhaps some tea? 497 00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:30,329 When was the last time you saw Judy, ma'am? 498 00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,870 Not since yesterday, sir. 499 00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:36,573 I went to the markets, Judy went to the theatre. 500 00:41:36,917 --> 00:41:38,374 And after that, what did you do? 501 00:41:39,417 --> 00:41:41,579 I was here at home, sir. 502 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,371 And your husband - he was at home with you? 503 00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:46,869 Yes, sir. 504 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,417 Constable! 505 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:50,744 A wee bairn's bootie! 506 00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:55,241 - Dear God. - What? 507 00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:58,833 She's roasted the baby in the stove. 508 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:00,750 Heretic! 509 00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:03,040 Check her for the mark of the Devil! 510 00:42:03,167 --> 00:42:05,159 Let us not jump to conclusions, Mr Punch. 511 00:42:06,667 --> 00:42:08,659 Could you tell me what this is, ma'am? 512 00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:11,034 That's the baby's shoe, sir. 513 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:14,246 And how do you suppose it got inside your stove? 514 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,368 Is there anyone who can verify your whereabouts late yesterday 515 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,583 between the hours of 2 and 6 in the pm? 516 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:24,616 My husband can, sir. 517 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:25,866 Where were you yesterday 518 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,242 between the hours of 2 and 6 in the pm? 519 00:42:28,917 --> 00:42:30,078 I... 520 00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:31,658 I got dressed, 521 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,993 and... and had my breakfast. 522 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:38,280 Please, sir, forgive my husband his hazy recollections. 523 00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:41,618 His mind and memory are not what they were. 524 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:44,663 When was the last time you saw the lady of the house? 525 00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:47,787 I can't rightly remember, sir. 526 00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:49,579 No, I can't rightly remember. 527 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:52,166 Oh, but she's a fine lady, that lady. 528 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:54,082 Oh, yes, she is so sweet. 529 00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:56,412 And so pretty, yes. 530 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:58,457 Her name... Her name... 531 00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:01,245 I just can't recall her name. 532 00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:04,491 But I remember Mr Punch, though, 533 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:05,625 because I... 534 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,582 Clearly his want is to confuse you, Constable. 535 00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:09,954 He's most certainly involved in the disappearance. 536 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:12,996 They both got the Devil's look about them, clear as day. 537 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:15,582 For God's sake, look at them! 538 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:21,790 Unless someone can provide me 539 00:43:21,917 --> 00:43:23,143 with fresh evidence to the contrary, 540 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,658 I'm left with little choice 541 00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:26,784 but to place you under deep suspicion 542 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,495 and take you in for further questioning. 543 00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:31,412 No! Please! 544 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,366 My husband's a good, kindly man. 545 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,742 - He loves Judy and that child. - Move yer arse! 546 00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,618 Please! Take me but leave my husband. 547 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:41,584 See! That's all but a confession from the witch. 548 00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:42,708 Hang them both! 549 00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:44,199 We are taking them for questioning. 550 00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:46,495 Questioning! 551 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:50,118 They've roasted my baby! 552 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:10,040 - Looks dead. - Yep. 553 00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:11,578 Dead. 554 00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:13,954 Wait! Look at that. 555 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,244 What? 556 00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:16,582 Fingers just did some moving. 557 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:19,325 It's the same like with a turkey, Scotty. 558 00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:21,579 You cut the head off and it still writhes and twitches 559 00:44:21,708 --> 00:44:24,166 to make you think it's living when it's clearly dead. 560 00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,199 Incoming! 561 00:45:33,833 --> 00:45:35,199 We got a dead one! 562 00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,950 It's a girl. Jesus... 563 00:45:47,583 --> 00:45:48,824 Her face. 564 00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:51,701 Found her 'tween here and town somewhere. 565 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,324 Thought Goodtime could take a look. 566 00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:56,534 Scotty says she's a puppeteer. 567 00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:57,667 Tank! 568 00:45:57,750 --> 00:45:59,662 How would Scotty be knowing she's a puppeteer 569 00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:02,329 unless Scotty herself has been sneaking 570 00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:04,120 into them puppet shows in town? 571 00:46:08,042 --> 00:46:09,533 Did you forget about them stonings? 572 00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:11,453 Did you? 573 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,290 Well, you want to be next? 574 00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,367 Or worse, you want this whole camp discovered 575 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,366 when one of them follows you back here? 576 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,081 You've gotta be smart. 577 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,081 What did I always tell you 578 00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:25,967 is the most important thing of all the things? 579 00:46:26,042 --> 00:46:27,203 Smarts. 580 00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:32,958 She's had herself a good beating, the poor thing. 581 00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:35,204 Looks proper dead. 582 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:37,870 Can we keep her and take her to Dr Goodtime 583 00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:39,283 for a looking-over? 584 00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:42,035 You and I both know what Goodtime's gonna say about it. 585 00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:58,625 Clearly the lady ain't dead. 586 00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:00,574 You lunatics! 587 00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:01,869 That's good news. 588 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,200 Depends on how you look on it. 589 00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:05,207 I can't promise she'll stay that way for long. 590 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,950 From over here, her injuries look death-dealing. 591 00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:13,161 Once I get over there, 592 00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:17,411 I'll be able to give her a better looking-over. 593 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:24,991 Sorry, Dr Goodtime, 594 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,538 but when do you think you might come over here 595 00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:28,874 to take a closer look? 596 00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:30,449 Don't rush me, small 'un! 597 00:47:30,542 --> 00:47:32,829 I move at my own pace, no quicker. 598 00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:36,826 I don't mean to rush you but she could expire any minute. 599 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:39,786 I don't know what you're thinking 600 00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,315 bringing her back here to begin with. 601 00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:43,449 We're about to be on the move. 602 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,582 We can only take what's useful. 603 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,666 We don't got no space for nothing more. 604 00:47:49,292 --> 00:47:50,533 But this one's a good one. 605 00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:53,449 She's got skills in the theatre. 606 00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:57,741 Skills in the theatre... 607 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:00,332 ..ain't no use to us. 608 00:48:03,958 --> 00:48:06,075 This witch fever gains any more momentum, 609 00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:09,333 and we'll have outcasts enough to build a city. 610 00:48:09,875 --> 00:48:11,241 What a city that would be! 611 00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:13,454 - What? - Nothing. 612 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,287 Poor Mrs Punchy-face. 613 00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:23,534 Make way for the murderers, 614 00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:26,410 the killers of babies and wives! Make way! 615 00:48:26,542 --> 00:48:28,249 What have they done? 616 00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:29,707 They ate my baby! 617 00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:31,665 They bashed my wife to death, 618 00:48:31,792 --> 00:48:34,455 and they roasted and ate my child! 619 00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:37,995 Hold your babies close tonight, 620 00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:40,583 lest they be eaten by witches like these! 621 00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:43,041 - Get out of here! - You're disgusting! 622 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:47,701 Must have done something heinous, these ones, eh? 623 00:48:47,833 --> 00:48:49,665 Good folk, 624 00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:51,283 I urge you to be calm 625 00:48:51,417 --> 00:48:53,033 and reserve your judgement. 626 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:57,827 It does appear a violent crime may have taken place. 627 00:48:57,958 --> 00:48:59,620 - But at this stage... - Murder! 628 00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:03,198 My wife and child dead at the hands of these heathens! 629 00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:04,790 Oh! 630 00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:08,371 At this stage, they are but suspects. 631 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,992 And I will continue to investigate. 632 00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:13,742 Will there be an 'anging? We are due an 'anging! 633 00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:15,476 We are due an 'anging. 634 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,698 First, a thorough investigation must be conducted, and then... 635 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:20,449 Evidence has been found 636 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,326 that the old man cooked my baby in the kitchen oven 637 00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:25,370 for the old woman to eat! 638 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,741 What?! 639 00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:30,993 Justice should be swift and merciless! 640 00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:33,116 They are cold-blooded killers. 641 00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:34,393 They should be hanged by the neck 642 00:49:34,417 --> 00:49:36,283 as quickly as hanging ropes can be strung! 643 00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,059 Send them down the trapdoor! 644 00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:40,700 - Put them in the halter! - Break their necks! 645 00:49:40,792 --> 00:49:43,205 I can assure you that... 646 00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:46,120 ..crime in this town will not be tolerated, 647 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,788 and the full fist of the law shall come down 648 00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,707 on any who feel they are above it. 649 00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:54,997 However, we should be guided by reason and justice. 650 00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,601 We want a hanging! 651 00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,207 Yeah! 652 00:49:58,333 --> 00:50:01,041 Send them back to the Devil where they belong! 653 00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:02,578 - Constable! - Get them inside! 654 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:06,122 Get back! Oi, you! 655 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:09,787 Constable, Constable, please! 656 00:50:09,917 --> 00:50:12,660 I think it wise you give the people what they're demanding 657 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:14,499 or risk this mob running riot. 658 00:50:14,625 --> 00:50:16,992 Justice and punishment should be determined by the law, 659 00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:19,287 Mr Frankly, not hearsay and an angry mob. 660 00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:21,534 And I appreciate your forward thinking, Constable, 661 00:50:21,667 --> 00:50:23,454 but this is neither the time nor the town 662 00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:26,041 to conduct these outlandish social experiments. 663 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:31,449 Do what you must to obtain a confession. 664 00:50:32,208 --> 00:50:33,208 Aye. 665 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:39,199 I can try her on the stronger stuff, 666 00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:40,708 but if she comes good, 667 00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,491 she'd better be making herself useful. 668 00:50:46,417 --> 00:50:48,750 Can't guarantee it'll work. Never does. 669 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,457 Mm. 670 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:09,076 Mm. It's more effective than I thought. 671 00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,328 Where am I? 672 00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:29,286 Heretics' camp. 673 00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:32,915 Are you to kill me? 674 00:51:33,042 --> 00:51:34,249 Kill you? 675 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:35,768 If it hadn't been for these small 'uns, 676 00:51:35,792 --> 00:51:37,033 you'd be dead already. 677 00:51:37,958 --> 00:51:39,449 Do you remember what happened to you? 678 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:42,370 Do you know how you come to be all mashed up, half-dead 679 00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:44,575 and buried in a hole in the middle of the forest? 680 00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:27,000 Them theatre people, they eat different stuff. 681 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:30,288 How come if she's so fancy she's not more famous? 682 00:52:31,042 --> 00:52:33,034 What's she doing in old dingy Seaside? 683 00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:35,367 I'll tell you what she's doing in Seaside. 684 00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,454 Her ma and her pa owned that manor she lives in 685 00:52:41,542 --> 00:52:42,783 on the edge of the forest. 686 00:52:42,917 --> 00:52:45,000 They bred like fucking rabbits. 687 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:47,287 There was a whole big bunch of them. 688 00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:49,851 And the whole load of them was wiped out by a plague 689 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,286 when Judy was just a little 'un. 690 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:55,082 Left behind just her and the two servants, 691 00:52:55,167 --> 00:52:56,248 who had to raise her up. 692 00:52:57,292 --> 00:52:58,453 And then one day, 693 00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:01,534 Punch passed through town 694 00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:03,624 with his magic show 695 00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:05,073 or whatever it was he was doing. 696 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:07,162 Charmed the pants off everyone, 697 00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:09,366 especially her. 698 00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:12,537 So she ran away with him, learned puppets, 699 00:53:13,167 --> 00:53:16,080 and they travelled all over and they got sure and famous. 700 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:19,617 They even had a show in the big smoke and everything. 701 00:53:21,542 --> 00:53:24,000 But it all went bottoms up when that arse-worm husband 702 00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:25,365 couldn't control his boozing... 703 00:53:27,083 --> 00:53:28,083 ..or his temper. 704 00:53:29,917 --> 00:53:31,874 And they got booted out of near every town. 705 00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:34,540 Flat broke when he knocked her up. 706 00:53:35,667 --> 00:53:36,908 So they had to slink back here, 707 00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:39,744 tails 'tween legs. 708 00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:43,616 He thinks he's too good for Seaside. 709 00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,249 I'd say he pretty much fits right in. 710 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,411 Morning, Judy. 711 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:26,582 Are you alright? 712 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,332 Morning, puppet lady. 713 00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:08,666 This lady's got a real problem staying awake. 714 00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:16,208 I thought your puppet show was pure dead brilliant, 715 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:19,291 the way you made them puppets come to life, like, 716 00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:20,498 and that double somersault, 717 00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:22,662 and all them explosions at the end. 718 00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:28,495 I didn't quite like one bit, though. 719 00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:32,575 Does that little punchy guy always win? 720 00:58:33,625 --> 00:58:35,708 Given he done so many beastly things! 721 00:58:37,042 --> 00:58:38,499 He won't be winning anymore. 722 00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:40,331 What? 723 00:58:42,333 --> 00:58:43,449 He won't be winning anymore 724 00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:45,074 because I'm going to kill him. 725 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:02,207 This place is good, but. 726 00:59:03,292 --> 00:59:05,409 Ain't no-one gonna stone us to death! 727 00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:08,784 I'm gonna steal me a full-sized horse soon, 728 00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:13,366 and then have everything I need for the rest of my damn life. 729 00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:30,499 Once you get cast out, 730 00:59:30,875 --> 00:59:31,995 you can't go back, you know. 731 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,124 Hurry up! 732 00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:53,120 Brought you some supplies. 733 00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:55,537 Over there. 734 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,289 Sausages, 735 01:00:00,417 --> 01:00:01,749 sausages. 736 01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:03,207 Sausages. 737 01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:04,953 Ah, a carrot. 738 01:00:06,417 --> 01:00:08,579 And the stuff of greatest import. 739 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:12,375 Lots of folk at McDrinky's send their regards. 740 01:00:13,042 --> 01:00:15,534 There's a couple of gentlemen in town from the big smoke. 741 01:00:15,792 --> 01:00:17,809 They was asking 'bout when the next show was scheduled. 742 01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:19,665 Did they give names? What did they look like? 743 01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:21,143 Them's a lot of questions. 744 01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:22,393 Which one do you want me to answer? 745 01:00:22,417 --> 01:00:23,874 Answer them all, woman! 746 01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:30,915 I'm sorry, Poll. 747 01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:33,449 But they could be scouts. 748 01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:35,616 Now, please, 749 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:37,199 think very clearly 750 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:40,163 and tell me exactly what they looked like. 751 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,616 Well... 752 01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:47,204 ..one was kind of medium in height, 753 01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:50,205 not too fair, not too dark. 754 01:00:50,792 --> 01:00:53,626 The other was pretty much the same as the first. 755 01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:55,916 And they both wore real nice clothing, 756 01:00:56,042 --> 01:00:57,908 both looked to be very serious-like, 757 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,866 and they both had pencils. 758 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,116 Pencils? 759 01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:03,040 Only scouts have pencils. 760 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,241 Scouts for sure! 761 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,161 Oh, God. 762 01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,578 What's the matter? 763 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,370 They're here to see my show 764 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,580 and now that Judy has been so brutally taken from me, 765 01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:16,158 I don't rightly have a show to show them. 766 01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:18,866 Damn it! 767 01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:20,449 This was my ticket out. 768 01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:24,866 Maybe I could help. 769 01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:28,683 I've not got any experience with puppets, 770 01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:32,365 but I'd sure be grateful for the opportunity 771 01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:34,116 to learn the ins and outs of theatre. 772 01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:37,205 I can sing and dance a little. 773 01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:40,739 And I've always been mad keen to learn the trombone. 774 01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:43,618 Alright, alright. Time is of the essence. 775 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,825 We gotta get you mastering them marionette strings. 776 01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:49,450 We can discuss trombones at a later date. 777 01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:41,416 Best you get that revengey look off your face. 778 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,286 It doesn't suit you. 779 01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:45,415 I think you know that. 780 01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:50,746 Ain't going to do no good you charging back there, 781 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:52,536 killing him. 782 01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:53,786 I have to go back. 783 01:03:54,708 --> 01:03:57,166 I can't let him get away with it. It isn't right. 784 01:03:58,042 --> 01:04:01,865 Since when does what's right make any difference? 785 01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:05,492 What do you think we're all doing out here? Hm? 786 01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:07,749 You think we're out here because 787 01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:11,615 what's right is important to anyone in that town? 788 01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:15,743 Every one of us is wanted for some made-up reason or other. 789 01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:19,370 Most done nothing to warrant it. 790 01:04:20,208 --> 01:04:22,370 We gotta let it go, let it all go, 791 01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:24,992 let all of it go, all of it. 792 01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:29,948 Everything we had before we were cast out. 793 01:04:30,917 --> 01:04:32,499 Just keep moving forward 794 01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,662 and hope the rest of the world catches up. 795 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,226 What do you think's gonna happen, 796 01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:43,287 you go traipsing back into town 797 01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:44,703 ranting and raving? 798 01:04:45,167 --> 01:04:48,080 They already think you're dead, and now suddenly you're not. 799 01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:49,915 That's gonna make you a witch 800 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,164 or some kind of devil in their eyes for sure. 801 01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:55,040 Doesn't matter what you say, 802 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,787 don't matter what actually happened. 803 01:04:57,375 --> 01:04:58,832 You'll wind up dead. 804 01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:03,290 All of us heretics are moving soon. 805 01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:06,366 So you've got a choice to make. 806 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:08,116 You can stick with us, 807 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:10,457 forget Seaside, 808 01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:12,290 or leave now. 809 01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:17,074 If I don't go back, he wins. 810 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,786 I have to run away. 811 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,124 I have to leave my home. 812 01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:23,491 He wins. 813 01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:27,575 I just said a whole lot of important stuff just then. 814 01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:29,374 Were you even listening? 815 01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:31,408 Forget about him. 816 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,036 Forget about all of them. 817 01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:36,207 You can't fix that town. 818 01:05:38,458 --> 01:05:39,994 Use your smarts. 819 01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:43,704 Assuming you even got any. 820 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,367 You can't hunch her over like you would the maid. 821 01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:51,199 This one's built proud and upright. 822 01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:53,182 You have to keep a straight spine with her 823 01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:55,625 or you won't get the right movements through her arms. 824 01:05:58,125 --> 01:05:59,707 Relax the arms 825 01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:02,784 and get her straight through the spine! 826 01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:05,582 She'll tangle again if you pull up so quickly. 827 01:06:07,792 --> 01:06:09,954 This puppet is broken, Punch! 828 01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:11,893 I'm telling you, it won't do a thing right! 829 01:06:11,917 --> 01:06:13,283 Hey! 830 01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:17,707 You can't be dropping the puppets. 831 01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:20,033 They're mighty delicate. 832 01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:22,958 If you break this one's face, I'll be tempted to break yours! 833 01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:27,658 You're of simple mind. 834 01:06:28,083 --> 01:06:29,824 You're a simple-minded dimwit! 835 01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:32,454 You've got to listen when I tell you things. 836 01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:34,828 Unless you get this show right, 837 01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:36,540 you'll be stuck in Seaside 838 01:06:36,667 --> 01:06:39,626 whoring yourself out to stinking Welshmen for eternity. 839 01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:44,450 I might not be as smart as you, Punch, 840 01:06:44,958 --> 01:06:46,574 but it don't take a big brain 841 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:49,701 to know it was Judy who held this show together anyways. 842 01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:56,124 I'm sorry. 843 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:18,415 Pull yourself together, woman. 844 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:20,741 I've had an idea. 845 01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:30,584 Constable Fairbrother, you've just missed the announcement. 846 01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:31,869 Announcement? 847 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,458 You'll be relieved to hear that a full confession 848 01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:36,415 has been elicited from both prisoners 849 01:07:36,542 --> 01:07:38,033 and an announcement made 850 01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:40,250 that they shall hang before the month is out. 851 01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:43,413 I would have thought I should be asked to attend, 852 01:07:43,542 --> 01:07:45,329 given my position as constable. 853 01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:46,911 Oh, never mind that. 854 01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:48,562 No doubt you had more important matters 855 01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:49,999 to concern yourself with. 856 01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:51,787 The ruffians are more than experienced 857 01:07:51,917 --> 01:07:53,408 in the taking of confessions. 858 01:07:53,833 --> 01:07:55,870 And an announcement already...? 859 01:07:56,250 --> 01:07:59,118 It all seems rather hasty to me, Mr Frankly. 860 01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:00,866 No need to worry, Constable. 861 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,538 The townsfolk are relieved to have them off the streets. 862 01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:06,913 Er, perhaps there's some redecorating you could do 863 01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:08,078 in the watch house. 864 01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:15,458 Constable. 865 01:08:52,292 --> 01:08:55,364 ♪ And who by fire 866 01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:58,704 ♪ Who by water 867 01:08:59,542 --> 01:09:02,125 ♪ Who in the sunshine 868 01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:05,325 ♪ Who in the night-time 869 01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:08,455 ♪ Who by high ordeal 870 01:09:08,958 --> 01:09:11,826 ♪ Who by common trial 871 01:09:12,083 --> 01:09:14,996 ♪ Who in your merry, merry month of May 872 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,833 ♪ Who by very slow decay 873 01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:20,450 ♪ And who 874 01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:23,410 ♪ Shall I say 875 01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:25,453 ♪ Is calling 876 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:34,073 ♪ And who in her lonely slip 877 01:09:34,208 --> 01:09:36,996 ♪ Who by barbiturate 878 01:09:37,333 --> 01:09:40,326 ♪ Who in these realms of love 879 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,413 ♪ Who by something blunt 880 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:46,459 ♪ Who by avalanche 881 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:49,326 ♪ Who by powder 882 01:09:49,458 --> 01:09:52,451 ♪ Who for his greed 883 01:09:52,708 --> 01:09:55,325 ♪ Who for his hunger 884 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:57,871 ♪ And who 885 01:09:57,958 --> 01:09:59,950 ♪ Shall I say 886 01:10:01,583 --> 01:10:03,040 ♪ Is calling 887 01:10:07,958 --> 01:10:11,030 ♪ And who by brave assent 888 01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:13,909 ♪ Who by accident 889 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:17,288 ♪ Who in solitude 890 01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:20,246 ♪ Who in this mirror 891 01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:23,451 ♪ Who by his lady's command 892 01:10:23,792 --> 01:10:26,751 ♪ Who by his own hand 893 01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:29,663 ♪ Who in mortal chains 894 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,538 ♪ Who in power 895 01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:35,205 ♪ And who 896 01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:37,495 ♪ Shall I say 897 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:40,537 ♪ Is calling? ♪ 898 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,832 Legs and feet in the left box. 899 01:10:56,167 --> 01:10:57,578 Hands and arms in the right. 900 01:10:59,208 --> 01:11:01,666 Jumble the extremities - I'll cut off your head. 901 01:11:05,208 --> 01:11:06,540 Come on, now. 902 01:11:08,083 --> 01:11:09,415 It's a hand! 903 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:16,581 Judy! 904 01:11:17,375 --> 01:11:18,411 Drink? 905 01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:21,333 To celebrate new beginnings. 906 01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:06,999 Hurry up! 907 01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:08,787 Hurry up! 908 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,538 Oh, good evening, Law Enforcement. 909 01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:23,699 A fine night, isn't it? 910 01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:26,325 So still and pleasant. 911 01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:29,500 A drink on the eve of your hanging, 912 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,366 as is customary? 913 01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:34,708 Oh, that's nice, that is. 914 01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:36,491 Thank you. 915 01:12:36,792 --> 01:12:39,785 I don't rightly mind a nip before bedtime. 916 01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:43,280 It puts one's troubles at ease. 917 01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:46,707 Thank you, thank you very much. 918 01:12:50,042 --> 01:12:51,578 For you, Maude? 919 01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,325 Sleep evading you, is it, Law Enforcement? 920 01:12:58,292 --> 01:13:00,284 It's not a trouble I've had before. 921 01:13:01,667 --> 01:13:05,035 If one thing ever came easy to me, it was a good slumber. 922 01:13:06,667 --> 01:13:09,375 But the simple pleasure is totally eluding me now. 923 01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,700 Oh. Well, sit, sit. 924 01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:18,781 I've had patches of restlessness like that myself, 925 01:13:18,917 --> 01:13:19,917 young man. 926 01:13:19,918 --> 01:13:21,408 Oh, yes. 927 01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:23,033 When you've lived as long as I have, 928 01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:25,750 you've come to realise the cause. 929 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,834 When things tilt off in a way they shouldn't, 930 01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:32,369 when the world gets crooked, 931 01:13:33,083 --> 01:13:36,155 and it has no choice but to right itself - 932 01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:40,163 Yes, that's when it's hard to slumber. 933 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:42,911 I feel it too. 934 01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:47,371 Someone is close to rousing the Devil. 935 01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:58,451 The greatest puppeteer of his generation, 936 01:13:58,583 --> 01:14:00,199 the greatest puppeteer of his generation. 937 01:14:02,542 --> 01:14:03,953 Pass that bottle, Poll. 938 01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:05,540 Punch is a touch nervy tonight. 939 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,992 Are you sure that's a bright idea, Punch, darling? 940 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,500 Well, you're full of opinions suddenly, aren't you? 941 01:14:11,042 --> 01:14:12,783 I just don't know that I got a good feeling 942 01:14:12,875 --> 01:14:13,911 about this plan of yours. 943 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,538 If I were you, I'd be expending my energy 944 01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:19,117 making sure you don't turn the night into a fiasco! 945 01:14:21,042 --> 01:14:22,374 If you had any talent, 946 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,624 if you had any talent, 947 01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:27,450 maybe I wouldn't have to be having this idea. 948 01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:31,073 But talent scouts are in the talent business! 949 01:14:31,208 --> 01:14:32,870 They're looking for one thing - 950 01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:34,833 talent! 951 01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:37,825 And you, my dear, 952 01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:39,832 got none! 953 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:43,536 I... 954 01:14:55,833 --> 01:15:00,203 Roll up, roll up, dearest audience! 955 01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:03,742 Sit your arses on a seat 956 01:15:03,875 --> 01:15:05,992 instead of sitting on the fence! 957 01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:10,831 Put your money in the tin if you want to see the puppets. 958 01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:13,040 The show will begin... 959 01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:14,908 They let you out of the whorehouse, then? 960 01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,245 ..momentarily. 961 01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:22,413 Take off your corset and I'll give you a penny! 962 01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:28,288 You quit your job at the cathouse, Poll? 963 01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:31,204 Or is this just a sideline? 964 01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:38,578 All... 965 01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:42,035 All the way from the big smoke Mr Punch has come 966 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:45,208 with brand-new puppets that Mr Punch has brung. 967 01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:50,622 More lifelike are these puppets than any you've yet seen. 968 01:15:50,917 --> 01:15:53,660 You'll wonder how it's possible to make... 969 01:15:53,792 --> 01:15:55,283 Your regulars will miss ya 970 01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,833 if you run away with the circus, Poll! 971 01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:05,450 And now for the puppet extravaganza! 972 01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:06,957 Ladies and gentlemen, 973 01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:08,999 the one, the only, 974 01:16:09,208 --> 01:16:11,916 the greatest puppeteer of his time - 975 01:16:12,042 --> 01:16:13,453 Professor Punch! 976 01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:26,655 Here within we now begin the history of Punch. 977 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,458 So dark it is and full of woe, 978 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,866 you may just lose your lunch. 979 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,290 There's people claim their show's the best, 980 01:16:42,208 --> 01:16:44,791 their puppets great and tall... 981 01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:49,333 But Punch's lifelike puppet show 982 01:16:49,667 --> 01:16:51,408 is the punchiest of them all! 983 01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,866 - The scouts are in. - I saw them. 984 01:16:58,042 --> 01:17:00,250 Just hang on to them handles, that's all you gotta do. 985 01:17:06,625 --> 01:17:08,787 OK, bring her in. 986 01:17:21,167 --> 01:17:22,703 Are they... 987 01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:24,074 OK, you. 988 01:17:33,292 --> 01:17:34,578 Get moving. 989 01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:36,119 Get over there and whack her. 990 01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:38,537 Judy! 991 01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:39,667 What? 992 01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:41,408 Money back! 993 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,868 Get your one moving. Mine one's stuck. 994 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,161 Flea, darling... 995 01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:48,540 Psst! Darling. 996 01:17:48,667 --> 01:17:51,284 Get over there, do something. 997 01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:57,033 OK, now whack her. 998 01:17:58,750 --> 01:18:01,208 Not that hard. 999 01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:03,916 Hey! Stop that! Hey! 1000 01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:06,995 Fuck! They're fighting for real! 1001 01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:09,333 Hey, stop it! Stop it, you two! 1002 01:18:11,333 --> 01:18:13,165 I'll stop them. 1003 01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:22,041 Stop it! Stop fighting now! 1004 01:18:22,167 --> 01:18:23,374 Stop it! 1005 01:18:24,958 --> 01:18:27,746 Come on over here, pretty Polly, 1006 01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:30,576 and show us your real talents! 1007 01:18:36,708 --> 01:18:38,870 Someone's angry! 1008 01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,457 Are you alright? 1009 01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:27,618 Yes, fine. 1010 01:19:28,125 --> 01:19:29,536 I... I'm fine. 1011 01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:31,908 Why do you ask? 1012 01:19:32,292 --> 01:19:33,408 Because you're weeping. 1013 01:19:33,542 --> 01:19:34,828 No, no, no. 1014 01:19:35,708 --> 01:19:38,701 You've mistaken my laughter for tears is all. 1015 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,116 If you laugh, 1016 01:19:41,917 --> 01:19:43,533 others will laugh with you. 1017 01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:46,624 If you stop laughing, you die. 1018 01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:57,206 See you at the hanging. 1019 01:19:57,875 --> 01:19:59,286 There's to be a hanging? 1020 01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:02,617 Has your head been buried underground 1021 01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:03,991 these past few weeks? 1022 01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:06,624 They're hanging the two old servants, 1023 01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,116 Maude and Scaramouche, 1024 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:11,372 what killed Punch's wife and wee baby. 1025 01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:14,744 And when are they set to hang? 1026 01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:17,204 First up tomorrow, of course. 1027 01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:20,825 I prefer a good witch burning myself. 1028 01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:24,159 I suppose they've got to mix it up a bit... 1029 01:20:26,167 --> 01:20:28,454 ..save us all from getting bored. 1030 01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:13,412 Hey. Shh, shh, shh. 1031 01:21:15,708 --> 01:21:17,199 Hey. 1032 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,866 Where did you come from? 1033 01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,039 Who's there? 1034 01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:47,243 Hello, Punch... 1035 01:22:50,792 --> 01:22:52,875 Just the wind, Punch. It's just the wind. 1036 01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:03,158 Where are you? 1037 01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:07,434 I'm right here. Over here. 1038 01:23:07,458 --> 01:23:08,994 I'm your friend. Over here. 1039 01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,494 Don't be scared. 1040 01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:12,161 I have a proposition for you. 1041 01:23:12,250 --> 01:23:14,333 Leave me! 1042 01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:16,824 I've no business with ya. 1043 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:20,324 Why don't you torment someone else? 1044 01:23:20,792 --> 01:23:23,284 Boo! 1045 01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,495 Punch... 1046 01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:30,661 Who are you? 1047 01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:34,704 The Devil knows what you've done, Punch! 1048 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:38,163 And the Devil is much enamoured of your work. 1049 01:23:39,042 --> 01:23:41,204 I don't know what you've heard, but it isn't true. 1050 01:23:41,292 --> 01:23:44,364 So impressed is he that the Devil wants you on his team. 1051 01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:47,992 He wants you to join with him in the down below. 1052 01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:49,995 What do you say, Punch? 1053 01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:51,749 Want to team up with the Devil? 1054 01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:54,329 I'm just a puppeteer, sir. 1055 01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:57,999 I'm just a puppeteer. 1056 01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:01,662 You'd have no use of me in the down below. 1057 01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:03,870 You have blood in your house! 1058 01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:06,212 - You have blood in your house! - Stop it! 1059 01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,143 What do I have to do? Tell me what to do! 1060 01:24:08,167 --> 01:24:09,328 You have blood in your house! 1061 01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:11,476 - Please, just stop! - You have blood in your house. 1062 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,958 Do you want to go to Heaven or do you want to go to Hell? 1063 01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:16,500 Heaven? 1064 01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:19,415 Only good men go to Heaven. 1065 01:24:20,042 --> 01:24:21,954 Are you a good man, Punch? 1066 01:24:23,083 --> 01:24:24,369 I can't hear you! 1067 01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:26,708 - Are you a good man?! - Yes. 1068 01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,745 - Louder! - Yes. 1069 01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:31,120 Yes, I'm a good man. 1070 01:24:31,917 --> 01:24:34,204 Then you must right your wrongs. 1071 01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:37,287 Confess to the people, Punch. 1072 01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:40,165 Tell the people what you've done. 1073 01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:43,989 Only you can fix this mess you've made. 1074 01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:45,866 Can you do that, Punch? 1075 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,662 Can you right your wrongs? 1076 01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:48,828 I can. 1077 01:24:49,208 --> 01:24:50,494 Because if you do not, 1078 01:24:50,708 --> 01:24:52,324 I will come back for you 1079 01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:55,576 and I will not show you the mercy I've shown you tonight. 1080 01:25:31,667 --> 01:25:34,455 ♪ Singing "Bide, lady, bide 1081 01:25:34,583 --> 01:25:36,666 ♪ Your lust for me won't hide 1082 01:25:36,792 --> 01:25:39,284 ♪ This dusty smith will be your love 1083 01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:41,583 ♪ So lay aside your pride" 1084 01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:44,166 ♪ So lady she turned into a horse 1085 01:25:44,292 --> 01:25:46,534 ♪ Dark as the night is black 1086 01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:51,082 ♪ So he became a hairy saddle for to ride onto her back 1087 01:25:51,208 --> 01:25:53,666 ♪ Singing "Bide, lady, bide"... ♪ 1088 01:25:57,625 --> 01:26:02,871 ♪ I was riding over from far as what I've seen 1089 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,458 ♪ Feel me riding home again 1090 01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:08,246 ♪ Home on a valiant steed 1091 01:26:08,375 --> 01:26:10,833 ♪ I was wandering by 1092 01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:13,450 ♪ Far in an open field 1093 01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:15,449 ♪ I... 1094 01:26:19,333 --> 01:26:21,916 ♪ Waking all alone again 1095 01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:24,621 ♪ Riding in my sleep 1096 01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:27,288 ♪ Waiting for the time, my friend 1097 01:26:27,417 --> 01:26:29,625 ♪ Gaily circling 1098 01:26:30,333 --> 01:26:32,950 ♪ Feel me riding home again 1099 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,537 ♪ Far in an open field 1100 01:26:35,667 --> 01:26:38,410 ♪ See me riding home again 1101 01:26:38,542 --> 01:26:41,865 ♪ Far as what I feel 1102 01:26:43,208 --> 01:26:45,291 ♪ Ah-ah 1103 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,207 ♪ Ah-ah... ♪ 1104 01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:54,411 Scotty! 1105 01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:57,658 Why are you still awake? 1106 01:27:00,292 --> 01:27:01,624 Should get some sleep. 1107 01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:05,415 We got the big move tomorrow. 1108 01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:08,616 - Ma... - Yeah? 1109 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:11,074 Where are we even going? 1110 01:27:12,417 --> 01:27:14,097 I don't know, Scotty. We'll find somewhere. 1111 01:27:15,125 --> 01:27:16,241 We always do. 1112 01:27:18,292 --> 01:27:21,285 Do you think one day we might not have to move anymore? 1113 01:27:22,875 --> 01:27:24,832 I'd like to just live somewhere proper. 1114 01:27:25,625 --> 01:27:28,117 ♪ I was riding over, friend 1115 01:27:28,333 --> 01:27:30,450 ♪ Far as what I see 1116 01:27:31,125 --> 01:27:33,367 ♪ Feel me riding home again 1117 01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:36,083 ♪ Home on a valiant steed 1118 01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,038 ♪ All is still till day turns night 1119 01:27:39,167 --> 01:27:41,534 ♪ Far on an open field 1120 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,458 ♪ And I'll be riding home till I'm 1121 01:27:44,875 --> 01:27:47,242 ♪ Far as what I feel 1122 01:27:50,083 --> 01:27:51,244 ♪ Ah-ah 1123 01:27:52,792 --> 01:27:53,908 ♪ Ah-ah. ♪ 1124 01:27:56,167 --> 01:27:59,126 And you shall fear the Almighty, 1125 01:27:59,833 --> 01:28:03,122 for the Almighty Lord has come for you today. 1126 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:06,457 And we will be rid of the filth! 1127 01:28:06,583 --> 01:28:08,791 Of the vermin! 1128 01:28:09,958 --> 01:28:12,701 The vile, the unholy, ungodly! 1129 01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:17,573 The incarnations of the Devil will hang! 1130 01:28:17,708 --> 01:28:21,076 Yes, yes, yes! 1131 01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:24,832 Come on. 1132 01:28:27,458 --> 01:28:28,869 Right. 1133 01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:33,540 Good people of Seaside, 1134 01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:38,164 in our continuing effort to rid this land 1135 01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:40,116 of those marked by the Devil, 1136 01:28:41,333 --> 01:28:43,541 we present these two heathens. 1137 01:28:46,208 --> 01:28:48,370 Two who have worked in unison 1138 01:28:49,208 --> 01:28:52,497 to commit an act of unspeakable violence 1139 01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:56,035 and whose necks will be snapped on account of it! 1140 01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:03,707 Thank you, sir. 1141 01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:09,334 And now I call on Mr Punch, 1142 01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:12,833 the aggrieved victim in these here circumstances, 1143 01:29:13,167 --> 01:29:15,124 to deliver his final statement. 1144 01:29:21,667 --> 01:29:23,203 Thank you kindly, Frankly. 1145 01:29:26,667 --> 01:29:28,329 You're our man, Punch! 1146 01:29:33,167 --> 01:29:35,033 Shh, shh. 1147 01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:36,750 My friends... 1148 01:29:40,417 --> 01:29:42,875 ..these two who stand before you on the gallows... 1149 01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:45,786 ..these two... 1150 01:29:50,583 --> 01:29:51,583 ..these two... 1151 01:29:55,417 --> 01:29:58,205 ..did not kill my wife and child. 1152 01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:08,616 People of Seaside... 1153 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:16,536 People of Seaside... 1154 01:30:19,750 --> 01:30:21,207 We love you, Punch! 1155 01:30:21,792 --> 01:30:23,829 Seaside loves you, Punch! 1156 01:30:23,958 --> 01:30:26,041 Mr Punch! 1157 01:30:36,917 --> 01:30:38,624 These two who stand before you 1158 01:30:39,292 --> 01:30:41,830 did not kill my wife and child. 1159 01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:46,827 They are mere conduits for the work of the Devil! 1160 01:30:49,167 --> 01:30:52,956 And it is the Devil we confront in the act of their hanging. 1161 01:30:53,083 --> 01:30:55,826 Yeah! 1162 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:59,038 These two infidels know not what they do! 1163 01:30:59,833 --> 01:31:02,997 They are representatives of His evil ways 1164 01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:04,707 and in the act of their hanging, 1165 01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:06,374 we say to the Devil, "No!" 1166 01:31:06,625 --> 01:31:07,957 No! 1167 01:31:08,083 --> 01:31:09,619 We, the people of Seaside, 1168 01:31:09,750 --> 01:31:11,116 are stronger than you! 1169 01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:12,582 Yes! 1170 01:31:12,708 --> 01:31:14,290 We, the people of Seaside, 1171 01:31:14,417 --> 01:31:16,033 will eradicate you! 1172 01:31:16,167 --> 01:31:17,453 Yes! 1173 01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:21,451 - So hang they must! - Yes! 1174 01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:23,700 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 1175 01:31:27,958 --> 01:31:29,790 And as I am the man who has had his family 1176 01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:30,991 so brutally taken from him, 1177 01:31:31,708 --> 01:31:32,824 I should have the privilege 1178 01:31:33,417 --> 01:31:34,953 of dropping them to their deaths. 1179 01:31:37,750 --> 01:31:39,036 I stand before you, 1180 01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:41,867 a proud resident of Seaside, 1181 01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:45,371 the greatest puppeteer of my generation! 1182 01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:48,991 Father to a murdered daughter, 1183 01:31:49,667 --> 01:31:51,374 husband to a murdered wife, 1184 01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:54,040 and I will have my vengeance 1185 01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:56,833 in this life or the next. 1186 01:32:05,583 --> 01:32:06,583 Good dying! 1187 01:32:12,167 --> 01:32:14,159 Good dying! 1188 01:32:25,542 --> 01:32:27,283 Someone's tampered with the hang ropes. 1189 01:32:49,667 --> 01:32:51,078 Witches! 1190 01:32:51,167 --> 01:32:52,643 What's going on? 1191 01:32:52,667 --> 01:32:54,624 Look over there. 1192 01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:58,866 - Get her! - Stop right there. 1193 01:34:16,333 --> 01:34:17,574 Hands in the air. 1194 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,286 I am no witch. 1195 01:34:39,958 --> 01:34:42,371 This man here, my husband, 1196 01:34:42,917 --> 01:34:44,954 killed my baby and tried to kill me. 1197 01:34:46,208 --> 01:34:47,608 Terrible! 1198 01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:54,959 It seems to me something is very wrong with this town. 1199 01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,992 You kill and cast out your best souls! 1200 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,116 Here you are 1201 01:35:01,208 --> 01:35:04,372 trying to off two of the kindliest, gentlest folk 1202 01:35:04,458 --> 01:35:05,824 this town has ever known. 1203 01:35:07,583 --> 01:35:09,074 And based on what? 1204 01:35:09,792 --> 01:35:10,792 A suspicion? 1205 01:35:11,833 --> 01:35:14,246 A false accusation by this man? 1206 01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:17,661 You've all been sick as pigs 1207 01:35:17,750 --> 01:35:20,788 since you cast out Dr Goodtime with her medicines and such. 1208 01:35:21,125 --> 01:35:23,367 You're all dressed like hobo street monkeys 1209 01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:26,201 since you chased sartorial Alice here into the forest. 1210 01:35:26,708 --> 01:35:28,290 You call us witches, 1211 01:35:29,042 --> 01:35:30,908 but what is a witch but a person who sits 1212 01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:33,458 just outside your blinkered view of the world. 1213 01:35:36,500 --> 01:35:38,913 And by that reckoning, you should all be afraid. 1214 01:35:39,917 --> 01:35:41,579 Because I know you all live daily 1215 01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:43,825 with the fear of your own difference. 1216 01:35:46,250 --> 01:35:47,832 Today the witch is me... 1217 01:35:50,292 --> 01:35:52,329 ..but I think you all know, you all fear, 1218 01:35:52,750 --> 01:35:55,367 that tomorrow the witch might be you! 1219 01:36:07,417 --> 01:36:09,204 No great crime should go unpunished. 1220 01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:14,492 I'll not continue to stand aside and watch you lauded. 1221 01:36:16,167 --> 01:36:17,908 You are a puppeteer no more, Punch. 1222 01:36:21,250 --> 01:36:22,866 My sweet and talented wife... 1223 01:37:45,208 --> 01:37:47,416 Shh! I've told you. 1224 01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:53,366 Hello! 1225 01:37:57,625 --> 01:37:58,911 Where's the rest of ya? 1226 01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:02,283 Are you the only ones? 1227 01:38:04,708 --> 01:38:06,040 Well, you'll have to do. 1228 01:38:07,792 --> 01:38:09,203 Without further ado, 1229 01:38:10,208 --> 01:38:11,494 ladies and gentlemen, 1230 01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:13,081 boys and girls, 1231 01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:15,199 I am the Professor, 1232 01:38:15,708 --> 01:38:19,327 and this is the Punch and Judy show! 1233 01:38:21,333 --> 01:38:24,656 This is the Punch and Judy show! 1234 01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:27,083 That's better. 1235 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,663 Here within is the story. 1236 01:38:35,542 --> 01:38:37,204 It's a very violent story, 1237 01:38:38,333 --> 01:38:41,405 with a great many interesting characters, including... 1238 01:38:43,333 --> 01:38:44,369 ..Punch, 1239 01:38:45,458 --> 01:38:47,871 and Judy! 1240 01:40:18,083 --> 01:40:19,369 ♪ Life 1241 01:40:22,458 --> 01:40:24,199 ♪ Life is life 1242 01:40:29,125 --> 01:40:30,206 ♪ Life 1243 01:40:33,250 --> 01:40:35,367 ♪ Life is life 1244 01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:42,542 ♪ When we all give the power 1245 01:40:42,667 --> 01:40:44,704 ♪ We all get the best 1246 01:40:45,083 --> 01:40:47,666 ♪ Every minute in the hour 1247 01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:50,367 ♪ We don't think about the rest 1248 01:40:50,500 --> 01:40:53,208 ♪ When we all get the power 1249 01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:55,787 ♪ We all give the best 1250 01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:58,617 ♪ When everyone gives everything 1251 01:40:58,792 --> 01:41:00,579 ♪ Then every soul 1252 01:41:00,750 --> 01:41:05,791 ♪ Every soul will get life 1253 01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:11,118 ♪ Life is life 1254 01:41:14,292 --> 01:41:16,534 ♪ Oh, life 1255 01:41:19,208 --> 01:41:21,916 ♪ Life is life 1256 01:41:26,083 --> 01:41:28,951 ♪ When we all feel the power 1257 01:41:30,125 --> 01:41:31,991 ♪ Life is life 1258 01:41:32,125 --> 01:41:34,708 ♪ We all feel the pain 1259 01:41:35,833 --> 01:41:37,244 ♪ Life is life 1260 01:41:37,333 --> 01:41:40,201 ♪ It's the feeling of the people 1261 01:41:41,417 --> 01:41:42,624 ♪ Life is life 1262 01:41:42,708 --> 01:41:45,291 ♪ It's the feeling of the land 1263 01:41:45,792 --> 01:41:47,875 ♪ Oh-oh 1264 01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:50,367 ♪ When we all get the power 1265 01:41:50,625 --> 01:41:52,867 ♪ We all get the best 1266 01:41:53,208 --> 01:41:55,791 ♪ Every minute in the hour 1267 01:41:55,917 --> 01:41:58,330 ♪ We don't think about the rest 1268 01:41:58,417 --> 01:42:01,410 ♪ When we all give the power 1269 01:42:01,583 --> 01:42:03,700 ♪ We all give the best 1270 01:42:04,167 --> 01:42:06,784 ♪ When everyone gives everything 1271 01:42:06,917 --> 01:42:08,749 ♪ And every soul 1272 01:42:08,875 --> 01:42:12,664 ♪ Every soul will get 1273 01:42:12,750 --> 01:42:14,286 ♪ Life 1274 01:42:15,625 --> 01:42:19,164 ♪ Oh, life is life 1275 01:42:22,542 --> 01:42:24,875 ♪ Oh, life 1276 01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:30,038 ♪ Life is life 1277 01:42:34,500 --> 01:42:35,832 ♪ Life 1278 01:43:06,875 --> 01:43:09,492 ♪ We're glad that it's over 1279 01:43:09,792 --> 01:43:12,125 ♪ We thought it would last 1280 01:43:12,417 --> 01:43:14,875 ♪ Every minute of the future 1281 01:43:15,125 --> 01:43:17,458 ♪ Is a memory of the past 1282 01:43:17,750 --> 01:43:20,458 ♪ 'Cause we gave all the power 1283 01:43:20,667 --> 01:43:22,875 ♪ We gave all the best 1284 01:43:23,167 --> 01:43:25,830 ♪ And everyone lost everything 1285 01:43:25,958 --> 01:43:31,704 ♪ And perished with the rest 1286 01:43:31,792 --> 01:43:33,249 ♪ Life 1287 01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:38,289 ♪ Oh, life is life 1288 01:43:41,667 --> 01:43:43,533 ♪ Oh, life 1289 01:43:46,458 --> 01:43:48,996 ♪ Life is life 1290 01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:54,911 ♪ Life 1291 01:43:57,750 --> 01:44:00,618 ♪ Life is life 1292 01:44:07,875 --> 01:44:09,116 ♪ Life 1293 01:44:09,250 --> 01:44:10,457 ♪ Is 1294 01:44:12,625 --> 01:44:17,620 ♪ Life. ♪ 89929

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