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♪ Aah! ♪
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..His fist shall
thunder down upon those
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who have strayed from the path.
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Those of you who kneel
at the foot of the Devil.
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Hey, little fella,
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you look almost man enough
to come in for a nurture.
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Fuckin' hell!
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No guinea too big. No...
Thank you kindly, sir.
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No penny too small.
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Come, now. Thank you, sir.
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Come, now, don't be cheap.
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Come, now, coin in the tin.
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Come, now.
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Thank you kindly, sir.
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Thank you, sir.
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No penny too small.
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- Here, darling.
- Thank you, sir.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the show is about to begin.
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Sit down!
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The show is about to begin.
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Come now, come now,
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you cheap little asses.
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Coin in the tin
afore payin' time passes.
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Don't slag us off,
don't turn your head.
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For friends we are, not foe!
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But if you dirty little fuckers
don't cough up your bread,
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we won't be showing you a show!
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You've heard the talk
from far and wide
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of Punch's puppet play.
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"Best in the world",
"The greatest show",
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is what the critics say.
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The congregations of St Paul's
grow thinner every day.
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They're coming to
the show of shows,
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not kneeling down to pray.
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Professor Punch is back
at last!
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Town's most truthful preacher.
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So sit your arse down,
don't fuck around,
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and enjoy the theatre feature!
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We love you, Punch!
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Knock 'em out! Knock 'em out!
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OK, move across, move across.
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That's the way you do it!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the one, the only,
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the greatest puppeteer
of our time -
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Professor Punch!
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You all best be spreading
the word
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that the Punch show is back.
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One show a week,
catch it while you can.
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Tell friends, foes
and neighbours alike.
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Thank you,
thank you so much.
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Surely you spilled some?
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I'm afraid not, honey.
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A more niggardly town than
Seaside'd be hard to find.
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But what was lacking
from their pockets
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they made up for in applause.
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You think it went well, then?
You think they liked us?
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Liked us? They loved us!
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We killed it, honey. We did.
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Yes! We smashed it to bits
and pieces, didn't we?
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We slaughtered them!
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A main stage awaits us,
my love.
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I can hear the applause
already, Jude.
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I close my eyes for a moment
and I can hear it.
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The greatest puppeteer
of his generation.
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So?
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Scouts? Any scouts?
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I saw none.
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We'll just make sure
each show is a smasher.
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- Yeah.
- They'll be in soon enough.
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Yes, yes. Soon enough.
Soon enough.
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Now is our time, Jude.
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The big theatres
are opening again.
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Our show is the best.
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It won't be long
before we're whisked away
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to brighter things
with fanfare unimaginable.
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I promise you that.
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I was just wondering, honey,
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the show seems to be getting
punchier all the time.
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Very punchy, in fact.
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Do you think it needs to be
quite so smashy?
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Well, that's
what the people like.
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They like punchy,
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and they like smashy.
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You've heard them, Jude.
That's what they want, my love.
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I'm an artist.
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It is not for me
to question my gift,
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I can only surrender to it.
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If my gut tells me to be punchy
and smashy,
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I guess we're doing the punchy
and smashy.
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Come here and give Punch
some love.
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What?
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Oh.
Come on.
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There's another promise
I'd sooner have you keep.
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My sweet and talented wife!
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So blessed I am to have ya.
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Sweet and talented
indeed.
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Wahoo!
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There you go! Look at you.
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Look at you.
One more time.
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One more time. Let's go higher.
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Whoo!
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Happy stoning day.
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You've gone and turned
her stomach upside down.
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That thing does nothing
but bellow.
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It's you who does nothing
but bellow,
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and as a grown man,
it's harder to fathom.
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And before I knew it,
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I was falling...
ooh, right down,
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past the clouds,
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past the branches.
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I thought for certain I was
about to meet my end.
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But as the ground came up
to meet me,
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it wasn't the hard clay,
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but a giant pillow
of autumn leaves
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that broke my fall.
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I sank into it.
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And when I awoke,
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I was near suffocated
in my own pillow.
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Maid!
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Sounds like the devil's awake
and wants his sausages.
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Now, you stay put
like I told you,
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and when I'm done with the day,
we can stroll.
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Am I fit for a visitor
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should one arrive unannounced?
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More handsome now
than the day I met you.
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Maid!
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- Maid!
- Morning, Master Punch.
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Won't be too long,
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just got to get
this pan sizzling.
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Sausages?
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Would I risk a hiding
serving you anything but?
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Any more sausages and
you'll likely turn into one.
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Morning, Judy.
How was the show, then?
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It went well.
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- The crowd was...
- Slaughtered them!
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Smashed it to bits and pieces!
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We'll be done with these
worn-out loitersacks
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in no time.
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The big smoke awaits us.
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I quite got used to you
being back.
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Well, get unused to it.
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I have to change the baby
before we go.
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Make sure you get a better one.
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I never liked that one
anyhow.
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Your jokes are getting hoary,
honey.
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You might want to dream up
some new ones.
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Happy stoning day.
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Rock, madam?
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Rock, sir?
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First in, best rock.
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I'll catch up.
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No need to rush. But it helps.
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Happy stoning day.
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Mr Punch!
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Oh, Mr Frankly!
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Oh, so very glad you made it,
Punch.
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We were hoping perhaps
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you'll do us the honour
of casting the first stone?
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Oh, why, thank you.
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I hear you've netted
some good ones.
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Oh, yes, we've been
saving them up for today.
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That Goodbuckle woman, I always
had a feeling about that one.
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I'll be happy to cast
the first.
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Excellent.
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Glad to hear, Punch.
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Glad to hear it!
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It seems some folk are getting
squeamish around here.
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"Stop stoning women!",
all that nonsense.
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The good old values
are slipping.
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'Tis left to men of strong will
such as you and I
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to bring these acts of heresy
to an end.
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- Do you agree?
- I do.
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Very good. Well, I'll see you
after at McDrinky's
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for a celebratory ale.
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Actually, I...
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I've promised the old missus
to lay low-ish on the booze
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on account of my hot liver.
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Oh.
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Oh, hello.
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Right you are. Well...
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Happy stoning day!
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We seek out the vile
and the unholy
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and the wanton
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and we will destroy
the evil demons
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and lovers of Satan.
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And when they...
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Thank you.
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Good people of Seaside,
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today I present to you
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three fresh, filthy examples
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of the wave of evil that is
sweeping across our fine land.
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All have confessed
to their crimes
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and shall die
on account of them.
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Yeah!
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Harriet Slibber, whose chickens
all died on the same night
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due to obvious sorcery.
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- Shame!
- Glenda Putts,
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who tried to conceal a rash
upon her back
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which was patently
some kind of Devil marking.
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Devil's whore!
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And Esther Goodbuckle,
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whose husband,
Rodney Goodbuckle,
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found her staring at the moon
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for a suspiciously
very long time.
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It's terrible!
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Yes, it is, Rodney!
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It's terrible!
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And though we have
three whole witches
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standing before you today,
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we must remain vigilant.
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We must continue
to hunt them down
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until we have expunged
each and every one!
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Those that lurk among us
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and those that have fled
to haunt us
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from the black forest yonder.
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Anyway...
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..to the stoning!
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Good dying!
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Good dying!
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Mr Punch.
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Good one.
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Happy stoning day!
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That's a mighty strong
stone-hurling arm you've got.
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Thank you for noticing, Poll.
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Such a robust appendage
must prove very useful.
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Very useful indeed.
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I take it you're well?
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I'm very well,
thank you for asking.
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And, Pancake, Flea,
I trust you're both well?
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Fine show last night.
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We three enjoyed it aplenty.
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So few cultured men
like yourself in Seaside.
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I'm glad you liked it.
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And it's a very lucky town
for having one as pretty as you
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residing in it.
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Haven't seen you around
McDrinky's in a while.
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We were just on our way.
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Why don't you join us
for a nip or two?
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I would love to, Poll,
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but I'm trying to keep
on the straight and sober
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while the show's on the up.
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Hoping to get scouted
by the bigwigs.
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McDrinky's, with all its...
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..offerings,
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as you know,
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is my major weak spot.
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Well, you know
where to find us,
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should you change your mind.
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Come on!
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Now, watch very closely.
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This bag is empty, yes?
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- Yes.
- Coin in the bag.
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Here.
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Wow!
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- Oh!
- That's good.
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Please.
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Gently.
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Oh, wow!
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Ready?
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Oh!
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Alright, run along now.
That's enough.
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Show's over.
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Oh, good day, Judy.
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00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:43,958
Constable.
266
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,494
Wonderful show last night.
267
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,743
Wonderful. You really have
your way with the puppets.
268
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,001
A way! You really have a way
with the puppets.
269
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,116
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
270
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,707
Just one word, Judy.
271
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,995
You might wish to keep
those magic tricks
272
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,241
a little on the lowdown.
273
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,284
So convincing they are
they'll be taken for sorcery
274
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,726
and the last thing
I would like to see
275
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,493
is a woman such as yourself
before the stoners.
276
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,450
Of course my personal opinion
is that you're wonderful.
277
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,415
It's wonderful.
278
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,909
The tricks, I mean,
the magic is wonderful.
279
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,876
But it seems some folk
in Seaside are...
280
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:22,874
..prone to superstition.
281
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:25,116
More and more by the day,
it would appear.
282
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,954
Well, thank you for
the warning, Derrick.
283
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:30,284
I should continue my patrol.
284
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:31,783
All the breast.
285
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,125
All the... very breast.
286
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,574
Have you seen Punch?
287
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,283
Thank you.
288
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,833
One more, one more,
one more.
289
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,370
That's the way!
That's the way!
290
00:21:27,042 --> 00:21:29,329
You'll grow strong
and able
291
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,791
with a sturdy constitution
just like your papa.
292
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,500
But all the best bits you'll
inherit from your mama.
293
00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:40,824
Those will be the bits
that count the most.
294
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:44,700
The very bits that made your
papa love her at the start.
295
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:10,995
This way.
296
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,366
This way.
297
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,241
Watch your step.
298
00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:38,330
How's the world looking
outside that there window
299
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,783
this morning, my love?
300
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,533
It seems the weather has turned
301
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,078
and storm clouds are gathering.
302
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,825
Where's that thumb-twiddling
maid of ours?
303
00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:50,704
She should mind
I don't give her a whacking.
304
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:51,869
Maid!
305
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,495
- Maid!
- That's enough!
306
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,708
I'll not go down this road
again, Punch.
307
00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:00,409
If your true want
is to resurrect our show,
308
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,491
you have to stay
on the straight and sober.
309
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:04,749
Can you do that?
310
00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,286
Punch?
311
00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:08,033
Can you do that?
312
00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,495
It's one small slip, my love.
313
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,658
I got excited.
314
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:17,705
From now on,
only good decisions.
315
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,199
That's a Punch promise.
316
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:25,958
You've made your share
of promises already.
317
00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:28,994
Promises aren't the hard part.
318
00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:31,909
It's the keeping of them
you seem to find so difficult!
319
00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:33,453
Well...
320
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,245
I will try to keep...
321
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,832
..the promises...
322
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,037
..I've already promised.
323
00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,245
That's a Punch oath.
324
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,833
That's even...
325
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:51,165
..even better than a promise.
326
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,537
'Cause, you know, it's an oath.
327
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,908
It's even better.
328
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,250
Want some?
329
00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:13,328
Yeah? You want, yeah?
330
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,040
Now, go on, have a little. No.
331
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,912
I'm to go clean
the theatre.
332
00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:24,578
Maude is off to the market.
333
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,995
We'll be no more than an hour.
334
00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:29,283
There are more sausages
for your lunch.
335
00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:32,955
You'll have to skin those
rabbits, I can't stomach it.
336
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,537
And help Scaramouche
stack that wood,
337
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:36,828
like you promised me.
Yes?
338
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,119
Mm-hm.
339
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,457
And, Punch...
340
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,162
..no boozing with the baby.
341
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:48,531
You better stack the
wood and don't lose the baby,
342
00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:49,999
and blah, blah, blah, blah.
343
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:52,833
What good is a servant
if he's too old to serve?
344
00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:54,620
Hey.
345
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:55,866
Hey, what's the matter?
346
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:04,541
Whee!
347
00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,533
Whee!
348
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:09,125
Look at that! Whee!
349
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,582
There you go.
350
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:16,912
Look! Look at the little doggy.
351
00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,999
What's the matter, Toby?
352
00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:21,708
Doesn't the old man feed you
proper? Is that the story?
353
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,659
Where is old Scaramouche?
354
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,534
Whistling away
in the servants' quarters,
355
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:29,033
no use to anybody?
356
00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:34,208
Hey!
357
00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:36,040
Get back here!
358
00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:37,619
Stay there.
359
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,950
Your damn rat dog
ate my breakfast!
360
00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:53,874
Took it clean off my plate!
361
00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:57,704
He can be a snappy little pup,
that one.
362
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,574
But no harm done.
363
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:03,497
He really is
a good little boy, is Toby.
364
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:08,990
Can I offer you a drink,
Master Punch?
365
00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:39,500
And they named the town Seaside
366
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,458
because they believed
that one day
367
00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:45,166
the sea would lap
right at our doorsteps.
368
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,958
Right at the bottom of the hill
there.
369
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,250
What gave them that idea,
I don't know,
370
00:27:51,958 --> 00:27:55,781
seeing as how the sea is a good
three-day mule ride from here.
371
00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:06,990
Oh, and they all built fishing
boats in anticipation too.
372
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:10,539
You're not making any sense
at all, old man.
373
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,038
I'm telling you,
I can't understand
374
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:16,453
a single word you're saying.
375
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:19,705
I don't know where all those
old fishing boats went.
376
00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:23,455
Anyway, how is that little baby
of yours this morning,
377
00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:24,915
Master Punch?
378
00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:26,533
- What?
- Your baby.
379
00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:28,578
How is the baby?
380
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:50,246
You can't be crawling into
every blazing stove you see,
381
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:51,456
you hear me?
382
00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:53,540
One of these days
you're going to find yourself
383
00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,158
all burnt to a crisp.
384
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,457
Hey!
385
00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:12,624
Hey!
386
00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:04,119
Punch!
387
00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:09,451
It's too hot a day to have the
house all locked up like this.
388
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:13,575
What hell
has broken loose here?
389
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,449
Where is the baby?
390
00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:23,995
You can't keep up
with this behaviour, Punch.
391
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:26,833
I can't trust you alone with
her for even an hour.
392
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,536
Where is she, Punch?
393
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,704
You can't just put her down
and leave her,
394
00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:45,949
she's too small!
395
00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:48,616
Not two minutes in the door,
396
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,992
and straight to poor Punch
with your nagging.
397
00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:54,412
Punch! Where have you put her?
398
00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:55,703
Where is she?
399
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,665
Please, Punch.
400
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,788
Punch, try to remember
what you've done with her.
401
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,120
She's lost her shoe, Punch.
402
00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:22,661
We have to find her.
403
00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:24,408
Her little foot will be cold.
404
00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,659
That baby just couldn't
keep itself put.
405
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:31,615
I'd sit her down in one place
and turn for a moment
406
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,207
and she'd have wound up
in another.
407
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,332
And you told me no boozing
408
00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:38,079
but the dog stole my breakfast
409
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:42,705
and then Scaramouche
made me have a tipple.
410
00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:45,079
He's like an evil wizard,
that old man -
411
00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:46,408
I never trusted him.
412
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:48,165
And anyway...
413
00:32:49,292 --> 00:32:51,784
..I accidentally dropped
the baby out the window.
414
00:32:53,125 --> 00:32:54,491
But what's done is done
415
00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:58,039
and I suppose
we just move on with our lives.
416
00:33:01,542 --> 00:33:03,909
What do you mean you
dropped her out the window?
417
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,242
It's time we moved on
with our lives.
418
00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:14,699
What do you mean you dropped
the baby out the window?
419
00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:20,160
What do you mean you dropped
the baby out the window?!
420
00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,909
- Pull yourself together!
- What do you mean?!
421
00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,042
No!
422
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,492
No!
423
00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:29,832
No!
424
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,745
That's the way to do it!
425
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,911
Judy?
426
00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:57,658
Judy!
427
00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:00,616
My love?
428
00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:09,159
You can go ahead
and get up now.
429
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,707
That's the way to do it.
430
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:59,709
Is it morning time already?
431
00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:03,743
Are we to stack the wood?
432
00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:39,246
Hello, Toby.
433
00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:40,991
That's no welcome reception
434
00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:43,117
for your old friend Punch now,
is it?
435
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,834
How about you come down here
and keep me company?
436
00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:28,036
Ye did it again!
437
00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:30,875
Onie chance ye gie ye,
take a swatch at mah cards.
438
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,366
Yer a cheat ben an' ben.
439
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,741
Gonnae-no accusin' me!
440
00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:35,866
I wasn't lookin' at
yer glaikit cards,
441
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,143
Ah was checkin' on mah cuddie
442
00:38:37,167 --> 00:38:39,375
which happens tae be tethered
ower yer shoolder.
443
00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:41,750
Ha! That's the most glaikit
excuse I've ever heard!
444
00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:43,537
Ah don't loch
yer accusatory tone.
445
00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:46,159
Ah think it's shan. Ah"ve
ne'er cheated in mah life!
446
00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:47,652
If ye tois ur gonnae
keep fightin',
447
00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:48,991
Ah don't want tae play anymair!
448
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:50,949
Where's the new constable?
449
00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:53,953
Ah dunnae ken.
450
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:55,870
Most likely daein'
his make-up, Ah imagine.
451
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,366
What?
452
00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,993
Aye, or gaitherin' wildflowers
tae decorate th' watch hoose!
453
00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:02,707
I need to speak with him
immediately
454
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:05,746
to report the missing
of my dear wife and baby.
455
00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:09,244
The watch hoose.
456
00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:16,458
Mr Punch?
457
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:18,074
I'm sorry to disturb you,
Constable,
458
00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:19,619
but I've come to report
a crime.
459
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,457
Right. Excellent.
460
00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:24,291
Er, it's just
it's been a quiet few days.
461
00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:26,218
Still trying to convince
the town to trust me
462
00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:27,250
with their grievances
463
00:39:27,292 --> 00:39:29,158
rather than take the law
into their own hands.
464
00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:30,393
I'm looking forward
to having something
465
00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:33,080
to sink my teeth into...
so to speak.
466
00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:35,533
How can I help, sir?
467
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,291
My dear wife and tiny baby
are missing, Constable.
468
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,204
It's hardly cause for
celebration.
469
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,366
Missing? Judy and the baby?
470
00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:45,165
Vanished into thin air!
471
00:39:45,292 --> 00:39:48,126
Some act of foul play
has befallen them, I'm sure.
472
00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:50,624
Get your coat, Derrick.
Get your coat.
473
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:55,822
I'm sure there's some
reasonable explanation.
474
00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:58,621
Lead the way, Mr Punch.
Hat, Derrick!
475
00:39:58,750 --> 00:39:59,911
Hat.
476
00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:08,082
It does indeed appear
477
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,825
as though some struggle
has taken place.
478
00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:14,281
My poor sweet wife
and child.
479
00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:17,535
However, I can find no evidence
of foul play.
480
00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:20,038
Wee swatch
tae the fleer, sir.
481
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,457
What?
482
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:22,619
O'er there.
483
00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,537
Blood on the fleer.
484
00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:29,826
How did you miss that?
Idiot, Derrick.
485
00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:39,166
I'm afraid this doesn't
bode well, Mr Punch.
486
00:40:45,792 --> 00:40:47,454
I don't understand it.
487
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,707
I was gone for just a moment.
488
00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:55,831
The only one with access
to the house is the old maid.
489
00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:58,450
She's strange,
there's no denying it -
490
00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:00,995
childless recluse...
491
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,580
..but whether she's capable
of murder...
492
00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:19,281
Maude! The unexpected visitors
have arrived!
493
00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:20,908
Good day, gentlemen.
494
00:41:21,042 --> 00:41:24,114
Is there something I can be
assisting you with?
495
00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:25,582
Easy, men.
496
00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:27,244
Perhaps some tea?
497
00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:30,329
When was the last time
you saw Judy, ma'am?
498
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,870
Not since yesterday, sir.
499
00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:36,573
I went to the markets,
Judy went to the theatre.
500
00:41:36,917 --> 00:41:38,374
And after that,
what did you do?
501
00:41:39,417 --> 00:41:41,579
I was here at home, sir.
502
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,371
And your husband -
he was at home with you?
503
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:46,869
Yes, sir.
504
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,417
Constable!
505
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:50,744
A wee bairn's bootie!
506
00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:55,241
- Dear God.
- What?
507
00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:58,833
She's roasted the baby
in the stove.
508
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:00,750
Heretic!
509
00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:03,040
Check her
for the mark of the Devil!
510
00:42:03,167 --> 00:42:05,159
Let us not jump to conclusions,
Mr Punch.
511
00:42:06,667 --> 00:42:08,659
Could you tell me what this is,
ma'am?
512
00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:11,034
That's the baby's shoe, sir.
513
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:14,246
And how do you suppose
it got inside your stove?
514
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,368
Is there anyone who can verify
your whereabouts late yesterday
515
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,583
between the hours of 2 and 6
in the pm?
516
00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:24,616
My husband can, sir.
517
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:25,866
Where were you yesterday
518
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,242
between the hours of 2 and 6
in the pm?
519
00:42:28,917 --> 00:42:30,078
I...
520
00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:31,658
I got dressed,
521
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,993
and... and had my breakfast.
522
00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:38,280
Please, sir, forgive my husband
his hazy recollections.
523
00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:41,618
His mind and memory
are not what they were.
524
00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:44,663
When was the last time you saw
the lady of the house?
525
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:47,787
I can't rightly remember, sir.
526
00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:49,579
No, I can't rightly remember.
527
00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:52,166
Oh, but she's a fine lady,
that lady.
528
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:54,082
Oh, yes, she is so sweet.
529
00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:56,412
And so pretty, yes.
530
00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:58,457
Her name... Her name...
531
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:01,245
I just can't recall her name.
532
00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:04,491
But I remember Mr Punch,
though,
533
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:05,625
because I...
534
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,582
Clearly his want is
to confuse you, Constable.
535
00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:09,954
He's most certainly
involved in the disappearance.
536
00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:12,996
They both got the Devil's look
about them, clear as day.
537
00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:15,582
For God's sake, look at them!
538
00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:21,790
Unless someone can provide me
539
00:43:21,917 --> 00:43:23,143
with fresh evidence
to the contrary,
540
00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,658
I'm left with little choice
541
00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:26,784
but to place you
under deep suspicion
542
00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,495
and take you in
for further questioning.
543
00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:31,412
No! Please!
544
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,366
My husband's
a good, kindly man.
545
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,742
- He loves Judy and that child.
- Move yer arse!
546
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,618
Please! Take me
but leave my husband.
547
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:41,584
See! That's all but
a confession from the witch.
548
00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:42,708
Hang them both!
549
00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:44,199
We are taking them
for questioning.
550
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:46,495
Questioning!
551
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:50,118
They've roasted my baby!
552
00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:10,040
- Looks dead.
- Yep.
553
00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:11,578
Dead.
554
00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:13,954
Wait! Look at that.
555
00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,244
What?
556
00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:16,582
Fingers just did some moving.
557
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:19,325
It's the same like
with a turkey, Scotty.
558
00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:21,579
You cut the head off and
it still writhes and twitches
559
00:44:21,708 --> 00:44:24,166
to make you think it's living
when it's clearly dead.
560
00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,199
Incoming!
561
00:45:33,833 --> 00:45:35,199
We got a dead one!
562
00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,950
It's a girl.
Jesus...
563
00:45:47,583 --> 00:45:48,824
Her face.
564
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:51,701
Found her 'tween here and town
somewhere.
565
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,324
Thought Goodtime
could take a look.
566
00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:56,534
Scotty says
she's a puppeteer.
567
00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:57,667
Tank!
568
00:45:57,750 --> 00:45:59,662
How would Scotty be knowing
she's a puppeteer
569
00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:02,329
unless Scotty herself
has been sneaking
570
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:04,120
into them puppet shows
in town?
571
00:46:08,042 --> 00:46:09,533
Did you forget about
them stonings?
572
00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:11,453
Did you?
573
00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,290
Well, you want to be next?
574
00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,367
Or worse, you want
this whole camp discovered
575
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,366
when one of them follows you
back here?
576
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,081
You've gotta be smart.
577
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,081
What did I always tell you
578
00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:25,967
is the most important thing
of all the things?
579
00:46:26,042 --> 00:46:27,203
Smarts.
580
00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:32,958
She's had herself a good
beating, the poor thing.
581
00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:35,204
Looks proper dead.
582
00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:37,870
Can we keep her and take her
to Dr Goodtime
583
00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:39,283
for a looking-over?
584
00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:42,035
You and I both know what
Goodtime's gonna say about it.
585
00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:58,625
Clearly the lady
ain't dead.
586
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:00,574
You lunatics!
587
00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:01,869
That's good news.
588
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,200
Depends on how you look on it.
589
00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:05,207
I can't promise
she'll stay that way for long.
590
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,950
From over here, her injuries
look death-dealing.
591
00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:13,161
Once I get over there,
592
00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:17,411
I'll be able to give her
a better looking-over.
593
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:24,991
Sorry, Dr Goodtime,
594
00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,538
but when do you think you might
come over here
595
00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:28,874
to take a closer look?
596
00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:30,449
Don't rush me, small 'un!
597
00:47:30,542 --> 00:47:32,829
I move at my own pace,
no quicker.
598
00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:36,826
I don't mean to rush you but
she could expire any minute.
599
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:39,786
I don't know
what you're thinking
600
00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,315
bringing her back here
to begin with.
601
00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:43,449
We're about to be on the move.
602
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,582
We can only take what's useful.
603
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,666
We don't got no space
for nothing more.
604
00:47:49,292 --> 00:47:50,533
But this one's a good one.
605
00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:53,449
She's got skills
in the theatre.
606
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:57,741
Skills in the theatre...
607
00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:00,332
..ain't no use to us.
608
00:48:03,958 --> 00:48:06,075
This witch fever gains any more
momentum,
609
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:09,333
and we'll have outcasts enough
to build a city.
610
00:48:09,875 --> 00:48:11,241
What a city that would be!
611
00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:13,454
- What?
- Nothing.
612
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,287
Poor Mrs Punchy-face.
613
00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:23,534
Make way for the murderers,
614
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:26,410
the killers of babies
and wives! Make way!
615
00:48:26,542 --> 00:48:28,249
What have they done?
616
00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:29,707
They ate my baby!
617
00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:31,665
They bashed my wife to death,
618
00:48:31,792 --> 00:48:34,455
and they roasted
and ate my child!
619
00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:37,995
Hold your babies close tonight,
620
00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:40,583
lest they be eaten by witches
like these!
621
00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:43,041
- Get out of here!
- You're disgusting!
622
00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:47,701
Must have done something
heinous, these ones, eh?
623
00:48:47,833 --> 00:48:49,665
Good folk,
624
00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:51,283
I urge you to be calm
625
00:48:51,417 --> 00:48:53,033
and reserve your judgement.
626
00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:57,827
It does appear a violent crime
may have taken place.
627
00:48:57,958 --> 00:48:59,620
- But at this stage...
- Murder!
628
00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:03,198
My wife and child dead at
the hands of these heathens!
629
00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:04,790
Oh!
630
00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:08,371
At this stage,
they are but suspects.
631
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,992
And I will continue to
investigate.
632
00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:13,742
Will there be an
'anging? We are due an 'anging!
633
00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:15,476
We are due an 'anging.
634
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,698
First, a thorough investigation
must be conducted, and then...
635
00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:20,449
Evidence has been found
636
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,326
that the old man cooked my baby
in the kitchen oven
637
00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:25,370
for the old woman to eat!
638
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,741
What?!
639
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:30,993
Justice should be swift
and merciless!
640
00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:33,116
They are cold-blooded killers.
641
00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:34,393
They should be hanged
by the neck
642
00:49:34,417 --> 00:49:36,283
as quickly as hanging ropes
can be strung!
643
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,059
Send them
down the trapdoor!
644
00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:40,700
- Put them in the halter!
- Break their necks!
645
00:49:40,792 --> 00:49:43,205
I can assure you that...
646
00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:46,120
..crime in this town
will not be tolerated,
647
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,788
and the full fist of the law
shall come down
648
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,707
on any who feel
they are above it.
649
00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:54,997
However, we should be guided
by reason and justice.
650
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,601
We want a hanging!
651
00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,207
Yeah!
652
00:49:58,333 --> 00:50:01,041
Send them back to
the Devil where they belong!
653
00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:02,578
- Constable!
- Get them inside!
654
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:06,122
Get back! Oi, you!
655
00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:09,787
Constable, Constable, please!
656
00:50:09,917 --> 00:50:12,660
I think it wise you give the
people what they're demanding
657
00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:14,499
or risk this mob running riot.
658
00:50:14,625 --> 00:50:16,992
Justice and punishment should
be determined by the law,
659
00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:19,287
Mr Frankly, not hearsay
and an angry mob.
660
00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:21,534
And I appreciate your
forward thinking, Constable,
661
00:50:21,667 --> 00:50:23,454
but this is neither the time
nor the town
662
00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:26,041
to conduct these outlandish
social experiments.
663
00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:31,449
Do what you must
to obtain a confession.
664
00:50:32,208 --> 00:50:33,208
Aye.
665
00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:39,199
I can try her
on the stronger stuff,
666
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:40,708
but if she comes good,
667
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,491
she'd better be making herself
useful.
668
00:50:46,417 --> 00:50:48,750
Can't guarantee it'll work.
Never does.
669
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,457
Mm.
670
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:09,076
Mm. It's more effective
than I thought.
671
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,328
Where am I?
672
00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:29,286
Heretics' camp.
673
00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:32,915
Are you to kill me?
674
00:51:33,042 --> 00:51:34,249
Kill you?
675
00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:35,768
If it hadn't been for these
small 'uns,
676
00:51:35,792 --> 00:51:37,033
you'd be dead already.
677
00:51:37,958 --> 00:51:39,449
Do you remember
what happened to you?
678
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:42,370
Do you know how you come
to be all mashed up, half-dead
679
00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:44,575
and buried in a hole
in the middle of the forest?
680
00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:27,000
Them theatre people,
they eat different stuff.
681
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:30,288
How come if she's so
fancy she's not more famous?
682
00:52:31,042 --> 00:52:33,034
What's she doing
in old dingy Seaside?
683
00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:35,367
I'll tell you
what she's doing in Seaside.
684
00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,454
Her ma and her pa owned
that manor she lives in
685
00:52:41,542 --> 00:52:42,783
on the edge of the forest.
686
00:52:42,917 --> 00:52:45,000
They bred like fucking rabbits.
687
00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:47,287
There was a whole big bunch
of them.
688
00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:49,851
And the whole load of them
was wiped out by a plague
689
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,286
when Judy was just
a little 'un.
690
00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:55,082
Left behind just her
and the two servants,
691
00:52:55,167 --> 00:52:56,248
who had to raise her up.
692
00:52:57,292 --> 00:52:58,453
And then one day,
693
00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:01,534
Punch passed through town
694
00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:03,624
with his magic show
695
00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:05,073
or whatever it was
he was doing.
696
00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:07,162
Charmed the pants off everyone,
697
00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:09,366
especially her.
698
00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:12,537
So she ran away with him,
learned puppets,
699
00:53:13,167 --> 00:53:16,080
and they travelled all over
and they got sure and famous.
700
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:19,617
They even had a show in
the big smoke and everything.
701
00:53:21,542 --> 00:53:24,000
But it all went bottoms up
when that arse-worm husband
702
00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:25,365
couldn't control his boozing...
703
00:53:27,083 --> 00:53:28,083
..or his temper.
704
00:53:29,917 --> 00:53:31,874
And they got booted out
of near every town.
705
00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:34,540
Flat broke
when he knocked her up.
706
00:53:35,667 --> 00:53:36,908
So they had to slink back here,
707
00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:39,744
tails 'tween legs.
708
00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:43,616
He thinks
he's too good for Seaside.
709
00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,249
I'd say he pretty much
fits right in.
710
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,411
Morning, Judy.
711
00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:26,582
Are you alright?
712
00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,332
Morning, puppet lady.
713
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:08,666
This lady's got a real problem
staying awake.
714
00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:16,208
I thought your puppet show
was pure dead brilliant,
715
00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:19,291
the way you made them puppets
come to life, like,
716
00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:20,498
and that double somersault,
717
00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:22,662
and all them explosions
at the end.
718
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:28,495
I didn't quite like one bit,
though.
719
00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:32,575
Does that little punchy guy
always win?
720
00:58:33,625 --> 00:58:35,708
Given he done so many
beastly things!
721
00:58:37,042 --> 00:58:38,499
He won't be winning anymore.
722
00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:40,331
What?
723
00:58:42,333 --> 00:58:43,449
He won't be winning anymore
724
00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:45,074
because I'm going to kill him.
725
00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:02,207
This place is good, but.
726
00:59:03,292 --> 00:59:05,409
Ain't no-one gonna stone us
to death!
727
00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:08,784
I'm gonna steal me
a full-sized horse soon,
728
00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:13,366
and then have everything I need
for the rest of my damn life.
729
00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:30,499
Once you get cast out,
730
00:59:30,875 --> 00:59:31,995
you can't go back, you know.
731
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,124
Hurry up!
732
00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:53,120
Brought you some supplies.
733
00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:55,537
Over there.
734
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,289
Sausages,
735
01:00:00,417 --> 01:00:01,749
sausages.
736
01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:03,207
Sausages.
737
01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:04,953
Ah, a carrot.
738
01:00:06,417 --> 01:00:08,579
And the stuff
of greatest import.
739
01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:12,375
Lots of folk at McDrinky's
send their regards.
740
01:00:13,042 --> 01:00:15,534
There's a couple of gentlemen
in town from the big smoke.
741
01:00:15,792 --> 01:00:17,809
They was asking 'bout when
the next show was scheduled.
742
01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:19,665
Did they give names?
What did they look like?
743
01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:21,143
Them's a lot of questions.
744
01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:22,393
Which one do you want me
to answer?
745
01:00:22,417 --> 01:00:23,874
Answer them all, woman!
746
01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:30,915
I'm sorry, Poll.
747
01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:33,449
But they could be scouts.
748
01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:35,616
Now, please,
749
01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:37,199
think very clearly
750
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:40,163
and tell me exactly
what they looked like.
751
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,616
Well...
752
01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:47,204
..one was kind of medium
in height,
753
01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:50,205
not too fair, not too dark.
754
01:00:50,792 --> 01:00:53,626
The other was pretty much
the same as the first.
755
01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:55,916
And they both wore
real nice clothing,
756
01:00:56,042 --> 01:00:57,908
both looked to be
very serious-like,
757
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,866
and they both had pencils.
758
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,116
Pencils?
759
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:03,040
Only scouts have pencils.
760
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,241
Scouts for sure!
761
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,161
Oh, God.
762
01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,578
What's the matter?
763
01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,370
They're here to see my show
764
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,580
and now that Judy has been
so brutally taken from me,
765
01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:16,158
I don't rightly have a show
to show them.
766
01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:18,866
Damn it!
767
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:20,449
This was my ticket out.
768
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:24,866
Maybe I could help.
769
01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:28,683
I've not got any experience
with puppets,
770
01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:32,365
but I'd sure be grateful
for the opportunity
771
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:34,116
to learn the ins and outs
of theatre.
772
01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:37,205
I can sing and dance a little.
773
01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:40,739
And I've always been mad keen
to learn the trombone.
774
01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:43,618
Alright, alright.
Time is of the essence.
775
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,825
We gotta get you mastering
them marionette strings.
776
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:49,450
We can discuss trombones
at a later date.
777
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:41,416
Best you get that revengey look
off your face.
778
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,286
It doesn't suit you.
779
01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:45,415
I think you know that.
780
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:50,746
Ain't going to do no good
you charging back there,
781
01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:52,536
killing him.
782
01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:53,786
I have to go back.
783
01:03:54,708 --> 01:03:57,166
I can't let him get away
with it. It isn't right.
784
01:03:58,042 --> 01:04:01,865
Since when does what's
right make any difference?
785
01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:05,492
What do you think we're all
doing out here? Hm?
786
01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:07,749
You think we're out here
because
787
01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:11,615
what's right is important
to anyone in that town?
788
01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:15,743
Every one of us is wanted for
some made-up reason or other.
789
01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:19,370
Most done nothing
to warrant it.
790
01:04:20,208 --> 01:04:22,370
We gotta let it go,
let it all go,
791
01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:24,992
let all of it go, all of it.
792
01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:29,948
Everything we had
before we were cast out.
793
01:04:30,917 --> 01:04:32,499
Just keep moving forward
794
01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,662
and hope the rest of the world
catches up.
795
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,226
What do you think's
gonna happen,
796
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:43,287
you go traipsing
back into town
797
01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:44,703
ranting and raving?
798
01:04:45,167 --> 01:04:48,080
They already think you're dead,
and now suddenly you're not.
799
01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:49,915
That's gonna make you a witch
800
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,164
or some kind of devil
in their eyes for sure.
801
01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:55,040
Doesn't matter what you say,
802
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,787
don't matter
what actually happened.
803
01:04:57,375 --> 01:04:58,832
You'll wind up dead.
804
01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:03,290
All of us heretics
are moving soon.
805
01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:06,366
So you've got a choice to make.
806
01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:08,116
You can stick with us,
807
01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:10,457
forget Seaside,
808
01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:12,290
or leave now.
809
01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:17,074
If I don't go back, he wins.
810
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,786
I have to run away.
811
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,124
I have to leave my home.
812
01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:23,491
He wins.
813
01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:27,575
I just said a whole lot of
important stuff just then.
814
01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:29,374
Were you even listening?
815
01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:31,408
Forget about him.
816
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,036
Forget about all of them.
817
01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:36,207
You can't fix that town.
818
01:05:38,458 --> 01:05:39,994
Use your smarts.
819
01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:43,704
Assuming you even got any.
820
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,367
You can't hunch her over
like you would the maid.
821
01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:51,199
This one's built proud
and upright.
822
01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:53,182
You have to keep
a straight spine with her
823
01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:55,625
or you won't get the right
movements through her arms.
824
01:05:58,125 --> 01:05:59,707
Relax the arms
825
01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:02,784
and get her straight
through the spine!
826
01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:05,582
She'll tangle again
if you pull up so quickly.
827
01:06:07,792 --> 01:06:09,954
This puppet is broken, Punch!
828
01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:11,893
I'm telling you,
it won't do a thing right!
829
01:06:11,917 --> 01:06:13,283
Hey!
830
01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:17,707
You can't be dropping
the puppets.
831
01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:20,033
They're mighty delicate.
832
01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:22,958
If you break this one's face,
I'll be tempted to break yours!
833
01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:27,658
You're of simple mind.
834
01:06:28,083 --> 01:06:29,824
You're a simple-minded dimwit!
835
01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:32,454
You've got to listen
when I tell you things.
836
01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:34,828
Unless you get this show right,
837
01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:36,540
you'll be stuck in Seaside
838
01:06:36,667 --> 01:06:39,626
whoring yourself out to
stinking Welshmen for eternity.
839
01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:44,450
I might not be as smart as you,
Punch,
840
01:06:44,958 --> 01:06:46,574
but it don't take a big brain
841
01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:49,701
to know it was Judy who held
this show together anyways.
842
01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:56,124
I'm sorry.
843
01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:18,415
Pull yourself together, woman.
844
01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:20,741
I've had an idea.
845
01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:30,584
Constable Fairbrother, you've
just missed the announcement.
846
01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:31,869
Announcement?
847
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,458
You'll be relieved to hear
that a full confession
848
01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:36,415
has been elicited
from both prisoners
849
01:07:36,542 --> 01:07:38,033
and an announcement made
850
01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:40,250
that they shall hang
before the month is out.
851
01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:43,413
I would have thought
I should be asked to attend,
852
01:07:43,542 --> 01:07:45,329
given my position as constable.
853
01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:46,911
Oh, never mind that.
854
01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:48,562
No doubt you had
more important matters
855
01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:49,999
to concern yourself with.
856
01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:51,787
The ruffians are more than
experienced
857
01:07:51,917 --> 01:07:53,408
in the taking of confessions.
858
01:07:53,833 --> 01:07:55,870
And an announcement already...?
859
01:07:56,250 --> 01:07:59,118
It all seems rather hasty
to me, Mr Frankly.
860
01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:00,866
No need to worry, Constable.
861
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,538
The townsfolk are relieved
to have them off the streets.
862
01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:06,913
Er, perhaps there's some
redecorating you could do
863
01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:08,078
in the watch house.
864
01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:15,458
Constable.
865
01:08:52,292 --> 01:08:55,364
♪ And who by fire
866
01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:58,704
♪ Who by water
867
01:08:59,542 --> 01:09:02,125
♪ Who in the sunshine
868
01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:05,325
♪ Who in the night-time
869
01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:08,455
♪ Who by high ordeal
870
01:09:08,958 --> 01:09:11,826
♪ Who by common trial
871
01:09:12,083 --> 01:09:14,996
♪ Who in your merry, merry
month of May
872
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,833
♪ Who by very slow decay
873
01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:20,450
♪ And who
874
01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:23,410
♪ Shall I say
875
01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:25,453
♪ Is calling
876
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:34,073
♪ And who in her lonely slip
877
01:09:34,208 --> 01:09:36,996
♪ Who by barbiturate
878
01:09:37,333 --> 01:09:40,326
♪ Who in these realms of love
879
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,413
♪ Who by something blunt
880
01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:46,459
♪ Who by avalanche
881
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:49,326
♪ Who by powder
882
01:09:49,458 --> 01:09:52,451
♪ Who for his greed
883
01:09:52,708 --> 01:09:55,325
♪ Who for his hunger
884
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:57,871
♪ And who
885
01:09:57,958 --> 01:09:59,950
♪ Shall I say
886
01:10:01,583 --> 01:10:03,040
♪ Is calling
887
01:10:07,958 --> 01:10:11,030
♪ And who by brave assent
888
01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:13,909
♪ Who by accident
889
01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:17,288
♪ Who in solitude
890
01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:20,246
♪ Who in this mirror
891
01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:23,451
♪ Who by his lady's command
892
01:10:23,792 --> 01:10:26,751
♪ Who by his own hand
893
01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:29,663
♪ Who in mortal chains
894
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,538
♪ Who in power
895
01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:35,205
♪ And who
896
01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:37,495
♪ Shall I say
897
01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:40,537
♪ Is calling? ♪
898
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,832
Legs and feet in the left box.
899
01:10:56,167 --> 01:10:57,578
Hands and arms in the right.
900
01:10:59,208 --> 01:11:01,666
Jumble the extremities -
I'll cut off your head.
901
01:11:05,208 --> 01:11:06,540
Come on, now.
902
01:11:08,083 --> 01:11:09,415
It's a hand!
903
01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:16,581
Judy!
904
01:11:17,375 --> 01:11:18,411
Drink?
905
01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:21,333
To celebrate new beginnings.
906
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:06,999
Hurry up!
907
01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:08,787
Hurry up!
908
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,538
Oh, good evening,
Law Enforcement.
909
01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:23,699
A fine night, isn't it?
910
01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:26,325
So still and pleasant.
911
01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:29,500
A drink on the eve
of your hanging,
912
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,366
as is customary?
913
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:34,708
Oh, that's nice, that is.
914
01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:36,491
Thank you.
915
01:12:36,792 --> 01:12:39,785
I don't rightly mind a nip
before bedtime.
916
01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:43,280
It puts one's troubles at ease.
917
01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:46,707
Thank you, thank you very much.
918
01:12:50,042 --> 01:12:51,578
For you, Maude?
919
01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,325
Sleep evading you, is it,
Law Enforcement?
920
01:12:58,292 --> 01:13:00,284
It's not a trouble I've had
before.
921
01:13:01,667 --> 01:13:05,035
If one thing ever came easy to
me, it was a good slumber.
922
01:13:06,667 --> 01:13:09,375
But the simple pleasure is
totally eluding me now.
923
01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,700
Oh. Well, sit, sit.
924
01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:18,781
I've had patches of
restlessness like that myself,
925
01:13:18,917 --> 01:13:19,917
young man.
926
01:13:19,918 --> 01:13:21,408
Oh, yes.
927
01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:23,033
When you've lived
as long as I have,
928
01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:25,750
you've come
to realise the cause.
929
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,834
When things tilt off
in a way they shouldn't,
930
01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:32,369
when the world gets crooked,
931
01:13:33,083 --> 01:13:36,155
and it has no choice
but to right itself -
932
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:40,163
Yes, that's when it's hard
to slumber.
933
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:42,911
I feel it too.
934
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:47,371
Someone is close
to rousing the Devil.
935
01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:58,451
The greatest
puppeteer of his generation,
936
01:13:58,583 --> 01:14:00,199
the greatest puppeteer
of his generation.
937
01:14:02,542 --> 01:14:03,953
Pass that bottle, Poll.
938
01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:05,540
Punch is a touch nervy tonight.
939
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,992
Are you sure that's a bright
idea, Punch, darling?
940
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,500
Well, you're full of opinions
suddenly, aren't you?
941
01:14:11,042 --> 01:14:12,783
I just don't know that
I got a good feeling
942
01:14:12,875 --> 01:14:13,911
about this plan of yours.
943
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,538
If I were you,
I'd be expending my energy
944
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:19,117
making sure you don't turn
the night into a fiasco!
945
01:14:21,042 --> 01:14:22,374
If you had any talent,
946
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,624
if you had any talent,
947
01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:27,450
maybe I wouldn't have to be
having this idea.
948
01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:31,073
But talent scouts
are in the talent business!
949
01:14:31,208 --> 01:14:32,870
They're looking for one thing -
950
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:34,833
talent!
951
01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:37,825
And you, my dear,
952
01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:39,832
got none!
953
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:43,536
I...
954
01:14:55,833 --> 01:15:00,203
Roll up, roll up,
dearest audience!
955
01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:03,742
Sit your arses on a seat
956
01:15:03,875 --> 01:15:05,992
instead of sitting
on the fence!
957
01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:10,831
Put your money in the tin
if you want to see the puppets.
958
01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:13,040
The show will begin...
959
01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:14,908
They let you out of
the whorehouse, then?
960
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,245
..momentarily.
961
01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:22,413
Take off your corset
and I'll give you a penny!
962
01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:28,288
You quit your job
at the cathouse, Poll?
963
01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:31,204
Or is this just a sideline?
964
01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:38,578
All...
965
01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:42,035
All the way from the big smoke
Mr Punch has come
966
01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:45,208
with brand-new puppets
that Mr Punch has brung.
967
01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:50,622
More lifelike are these puppets
than any you've yet seen.
968
01:15:50,917 --> 01:15:53,660
You'll wonder how it's possible
to make...
969
01:15:53,792 --> 01:15:55,283
Your regulars will miss ya
970
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,833
if you run away
with the circus, Poll!
971
01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:05,450
And now for the puppet
extravaganza!
972
01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:06,957
Ladies and gentlemen,
973
01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:08,999
the one, the only,
974
01:16:09,208 --> 01:16:11,916
the greatest puppeteer
of his time -
975
01:16:12,042 --> 01:16:13,453
Professor Punch!
976
01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:26,655
Here within we now begin
the history of Punch.
977
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,458
So dark it is and full of woe,
978
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,866
you may just lose your lunch.
979
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,290
There's people claim
their show's the best,
980
01:16:42,208 --> 01:16:44,791
their puppets great and tall...
981
01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:49,333
But Punch's
lifelike puppet show
982
01:16:49,667 --> 01:16:51,408
is the punchiest of them all!
983
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,866
- The scouts are in.
- I saw them.
984
01:16:58,042 --> 01:17:00,250
Just hang on to them handles,
that's all you gotta do.
985
01:17:06,625 --> 01:17:08,787
OK, bring her in.
986
01:17:21,167 --> 01:17:22,703
Are they...
987
01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:24,074
OK, you.
988
01:17:33,292 --> 01:17:34,578
Get moving.
989
01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:36,119
Get over there and whack her.
990
01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:38,537
Judy!
991
01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:39,667
What?
992
01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:41,408
Money back!
993
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,868
Get your one moving.
Mine one's stuck.
994
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,161
Flea, darling...
995
01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:48,540
Psst! Darling.
996
01:17:48,667 --> 01:17:51,284
Get over there, do something.
997
01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:57,033
OK, now whack her.
998
01:17:58,750 --> 01:18:01,208
Not that hard.
999
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:03,916
Hey! Stop that! Hey!
1000
01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:06,995
Fuck!
They're fighting for real!
1001
01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:09,333
Hey, stop it! Stop it, you two!
1002
01:18:11,333 --> 01:18:13,165
I'll stop them.
1003
01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:22,041
Stop it! Stop fighting now!
1004
01:18:22,167 --> 01:18:23,374
Stop it!
1005
01:18:24,958 --> 01:18:27,746
Come on over here,
pretty Polly,
1006
01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:30,576
and show us your real talents!
1007
01:18:36,708 --> 01:18:38,870
Someone's angry!
1008
01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,457
Are you alright?
1009
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:27,618
Yes, fine.
1010
01:19:28,125 --> 01:19:29,536
I... I'm fine.
1011
01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:31,908
Why do you ask?
1012
01:19:32,292 --> 01:19:33,408
Because you're weeping.
1013
01:19:33,542 --> 01:19:34,828
No, no, no.
1014
01:19:35,708 --> 01:19:38,701
You've mistaken my laughter
for tears is all.
1015
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,116
If you laugh,
1016
01:19:41,917 --> 01:19:43,533
others will laugh with you.
1017
01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:46,624
If you stop laughing, you die.
1018
01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:57,206
See you at the hanging.
1019
01:19:57,875 --> 01:19:59,286
There's to be a hanging?
1020
01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:02,617
Has your head
been buried underground
1021
01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:03,991
these past few weeks?
1022
01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:06,624
They're hanging
the two old servants,
1023
01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,116
Maude and Scaramouche,
1024
01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:11,372
what killed Punch's wife
and wee baby.
1025
01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:14,744
And when are they set to hang?
1026
01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:17,204
First up tomorrow, of course.
1027
01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:20,825
I prefer a good witch burning
myself.
1028
01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:24,159
I suppose they've got
to mix it up a bit...
1029
01:20:26,167 --> 01:20:28,454
..save us all
from getting bored.
1030
01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:13,412
Hey. Shh, shh, shh.
1031
01:21:15,708 --> 01:21:17,199
Hey.
1032
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,866
Where did you come from?
1033
01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,039
Who's there?
1034
01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:47,243
Hello, Punch...
1035
01:22:50,792 --> 01:22:52,875
Just the wind, Punch.
It's just the wind.
1036
01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:03,158
Where are you?
1037
01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:07,434
I'm right here. Over here.
1038
01:23:07,458 --> 01:23:08,994
I'm your friend.
Over here.
1039
01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,494
Don't be scared.
1040
01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:12,161
I have a proposition for you.
1041
01:23:12,250 --> 01:23:14,333
Leave me!
1042
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:16,824
I've no business with ya.
1043
01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:20,324
Why don't you torment
someone else?
1044
01:23:20,792 --> 01:23:23,284
Boo!
1045
01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,495
Punch...
1046
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:30,661
Who are you?
1047
01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:34,704
The Devil knows
what you've done, Punch!
1048
01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:38,163
And the Devil is much enamoured
of your work.
1049
01:23:39,042 --> 01:23:41,204
I don't know what you've heard,
but it isn't true.
1050
01:23:41,292 --> 01:23:44,364
So impressed is he that the
Devil wants you on his team.
1051
01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:47,992
He wants you to join with him
in the down below.
1052
01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:49,995
What do you say, Punch?
1053
01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:51,749
Want to team up with the Devil?
1054
01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:54,329
I'm just a puppeteer, sir.
1055
01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:57,999
I'm just a puppeteer.
1056
01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:01,662
You'd have no use of me
in the down below.
1057
01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:03,870
You have blood in your house!
1058
01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:06,212
- You have blood in your house!
- Stop it!
1059
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,143
What do I have to do?
Tell me what to do!
1060
01:24:08,167 --> 01:24:09,328
You have blood in your house!
1061
01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:11,476
- Please, just stop!
- You have blood in your house.
1062
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,958
Do you want to go to Heaven
or do you want to go to Hell?
1063
01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:16,500
Heaven?
1064
01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:19,415
Only good men go to Heaven.
1065
01:24:20,042 --> 01:24:21,954
Are you a good man, Punch?
1066
01:24:23,083 --> 01:24:24,369
I can't hear you!
1067
01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:26,708
- Are you a good man?!
- Yes.
1068
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,745
- Louder!
- Yes.
1069
01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:31,120
Yes, I'm a good man.
1070
01:24:31,917 --> 01:24:34,204
Then you must
right your wrongs.
1071
01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:37,287
Confess to the people, Punch.
1072
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:40,165
Tell the people
what you've done.
1073
01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:43,989
Only you can fix
this mess you've made.
1074
01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:45,866
Can you do that, Punch?
1075
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,662
Can you right your wrongs?
1076
01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:48,828
I can.
1077
01:24:49,208 --> 01:24:50,494
Because if you do not,
1078
01:24:50,708 --> 01:24:52,324
I will come back for you
1079
01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:55,576
and I will not show you the
mercy I've shown you tonight.
1080
01:25:31,667 --> 01:25:34,455
♪ Singing
"Bide, lady, bide
1081
01:25:34,583 --> 01:25:36,666
♪ Your lust for me won't hide
1082
01:25:36,792 --> 01:25:39,284
♪ This dusty smith
will be your love
1083
01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:41,583
♪ So lay aside your pride"
1084
01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:44,166
♪ So lady she turned
into a horse
1085
01:25:44,292 --> 01:25:46,534
♪ Dark as the night is black
1086
01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:51,082
♪ So he became a hairy saddle
for to ride onto her back
1087
01:25:51,208 --> 01:25:53,666
♪ Singing
"Bide, lady, bide"... ♪
1088
01:25:57,625 --> 01:26:02,871
♪ I was riding over
from far as what I've seen
1089
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,458
♪ Feel me riding home again
1090
01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:08,246
♪ Home on a valiant steed
1091
01:26:08,375 --> 01:26:10,833
♪ I was wandering by
1092
01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:13,450
♪ Far in an open field
1093
01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:15,449
♪ I...
1094
01:26:19,333 --> 01:26:21,916
♪ Waking all alone again
1095
01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:24,621
♪ Riding in my sleep
1096
01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:27,288
♪ Waiting for the time,
my friend
1097
01:26:27,417 --> 01:26:29,625
♪ Gaily circling
1098
01:26:30,333 --> 01:26:32,950
♪ Feel me riding home again
1099
01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,537
♪ Far in an open field
1100
01:26:35,667 --> 01:26:38,410
♪ See me riding home again
1101
01:26:38,542 --> 01:26:41,865
♪ Far as what I feel
1102
01:26:43,208 --> 01:26:45,291
♪ Ah-ah
1103
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,207
♪ Ah-ah... ♪
1104
01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:54,411
Scotty!
1105
01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:57,658
Why are you still awake?
1106
01:27:00,292 --> 01:27:01,624
Should get some sleep.
1107
01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:05,415
We got the big move tomorrow.
1108
01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:08,616
- Ma...
- Yeah?
1109
01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:11,074
Where are we even going?
1110
01:27:12,417 --> 01:27:14,097
I don't know, Scotty.
We'll find somewhere.
1111
01:27:15,125 --> 01:27:16,241
We always do.
1112
01:27:18,292 --> 01:27:21,285
Do you think one day we might
not have to move anymore?
1113
01:27:22,875 --> 01:27:24,832
I'd like to just live somewhere
proper.
1114
01:27:25,625 --> 01:27:28,117
♪ I was riding over, friend
1115
01:27:28,333 --> 01:27:30,450
♪ Far as what I see
1116
01:27:31,125 --> 01:27:33,367
♪ Feel me riding home again
1117
01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:36,083
♪ Home on a valiant steed
1118
01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,038
♪ All is still
till day turns night
1119
01:27:39,167 --> 01:27:41,534
♪ Far on an open field
1120
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,458
♪ And I'll be riding home
till I'm
1121
01:27:44,875 --> 01:27:47,242
♪ Far as what I feel
1122
01:27:50,083 --> 01:27:51,244
♪ Ah-ah
1123
01:27:52,792 --> 01:27:53,908
♪ Ah-ah. ♪
1124
01:27:56,167 --> 01:27:59,126
And you shall fear
the Almighty,
1125
01:27:59,833 --> 01:28:03,122
for the Almighty Lord
has come for you today.
1126
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:06,457
And we will be rid
of the filth!
1127
01:28:06,583 --> 01:28:08,791
Of the vermin!
1128
01:28:09,958 --> 01:28:12,701
The vile, the unholy, ungodly!
1129
01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:17,573
The incarnations of the Devil
will hang!
1130
01:28:17,708 --> 01:28:21,076
Yes, yes, yes!
1131
01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:24,832
Come on.
1132
01:28:27,458 --> 01:28:28,869
Right.
1133
01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:33,540
Good people of Seaside,
1134
01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:38,164
in our continuing effort
to rid this land
1135
01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:40,116
of those marked by the Devil,
1136
01:28:41,333 --> 01:28:43,541
we present these two heathens.
1137
01:28:46,208 --> 01:28:48,370
Two who have worked in unison
1138
01:28:49,208 --> 01:28:52,497
to commit an act
of unspeakable violence
1139
01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:56,035
and whose necks will be
snapped on account of it!
1140
01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:03,707
Thank you, sir.
1141
01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:09,334
And now I call on Mr Punch,
1142
01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:12,833
the aggrieved victim
in these here circumstances,
1143
01:29:13,167 --> 01:29:15,124
to deliver his final statement.
1144
01:29:21,667 --> 01:29:23,203
Thank you kindly, Frankly.
1145
01:29:26,667 --> 01:29:28,329
You're our man, Punch!
1146
01:29:33,167 --> 01:29:35,033
Shh, shh.
1147
01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:36,750
My friends...
1148
01:29:40,417 --> 01:29:42,875
..these two who stand
before you on the gallows...
1149
01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:45,786
..these two...
1150
01:29:50,583 --> 01:29:51,583
..these two...
1151
01:29:55,417 --> 01:29:58,205
..did not kill my wife
and child.
1152
01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:08,616
People of Seaside...
1153
01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:16,536
People of Seaside...
1154
01:30:19,750 --> 01:30:21,207
We love you, Punch!
1155
01:30:21,792 --> 01:30:23,829
Seaside loves you, Punch!
1156
01:30:23,958 --> 01:30:26,041
Mr Punch!
1157
01:30:36,917 --> 01:30:38,624
These two who stand before you
1158
01:30:39,292 --> 01:30:41,830
did not kill my wife and child.
1159
01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:46,827
They are mere conduits
for the work of the Devil!
1160
01:30:49,167 --> 01:30:52,956
And it is the Devil we confront
in the act of their hanging.
1161
01:30:53,083 --> 01:30:55,826
Yeah!
1162
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:59,038
These two infidels
know not what they do!
1163
01:30:59,833 --> 01:31:02,997
They are representatives
of His evil ways
1164
01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:04,707
and in the act
of their hanging,
1165
01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:06,374
we say to the Devil,
"No!"
1166
01:31:06,625 --> 01:31:07,957
No!
1167
01:31:08,083 --> 01:31:09,619
We, the people of Seaside,
1168
01:31:09,750 --> 01:31:11,116
are stronger than you!
1169
01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:12,582
Yes!
1170
01:31:12,708 --> 01:31:14,290
We, the people of Seaside,
1171
01:31:14,417 --> 01:31:16,033
will eradicate you!
1172
01:31:16,167 --> 01:31:17,453
Yes!
1173
01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:21,451
- So hang they must!
- Yes!
1174
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:23,700
Hang 'em! Hang 'em!
1175
01:31:27,958 --> 01:31:29,790
And as I am the man
who has had his family
1176
01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:30,991
so brutally taken from him,
1177
01:31:31,708 --> 01:31:32,824
I should have the privilege
1178
01:31:33,417 --> 01:31:34,953
of dropping them
to their deaths.
1179
01:31:37,750 --> 01:31:39,036
I stand before you,
1180
01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:41,867
a proud resident of Seaside,
1181
01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:45,371
the greatest puppeteer
of my generation!
1182
01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:48,991
Father to a murdered daughter,
1183
01:31:49,667 --> 01:31:51,374
husband to a murdered wife,
1184
01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:54,040
and I will have my vengeance
1185
01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:56,833
in this life or the next.
1186
01:32:05,583 --> 01:32:06,583
Good dying!
1187
01:32:12,167 --> 01:32:14,159
Good dying!
1188
01:32:25,542 --> 01:32:27,283
Someone's tampered
with the hang ropes.
1189
01:32:49,667 --> 01:32:51,078
Witches!
1190
01:32:51,167 --> 01:32:52,643
What's going on?
1191
01:32:52,667 --> 01:32:54,624
Look over there.
1192
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:58,866
- Get her!
- Stop right there.
1193
01:34:16,333 --> 01:34:17,574
Hands in the air.
1194
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,286
I am no witch.
1195
01:34:39,958 --> 01:34:42,371
This man here, my husband,
1196
01:34:42,917 --> 01:34:44,954
killed my baby
and tried to kill me.
1197
01:34:46,208 --> 01:34:47,608
Terrible!
1198
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:54,959
It seems to me something
is very wrong with this town.
1199
01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,992
You kill and cast out
your best souls!
1200
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,116
Here you are
1201
01:35:01,208 --> 01:35:04,372
trying to off two of
the kindliest, gentlest folk
1202
01:35:04,458 --> 01:35:05,824
this town has ever known.
1203
01:35:07,583 --> 01:35:09,074
And based on what?
1204
01:35:09,792 --> 01:35:10,792
A suspicion?
1205
01:35:11,833 --> 01:35:14,246
A false accusation by this man?
1206
01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:17,661
You've all been sick as pigs
1207
01:35:17,750 --> 01:35:20,788
since you cast out Dr Goodtime
with her medicines and such.
1208
01:35:21,125 --> 01:35:23,367
You're all dressed
like hobo street monkeys
1209
01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:26,201
since you chased sartorial
Alice here into the forest.
1210
01:35:26,708 --> 01:35:28,290
You call us witches,
1211
01:35:29,042 --> 01:35:30,908
but what is a witch
but a person who sits
1212
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:33,458
just outside your blinkered
view of the world.
1213
01:35:36,500 --> 01:35:38,913
And by that reckoning,
you should all be afraid.
1214
01:35:39,917 --> 01:35:41,579
Because I know
you all live daily
1215
01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:43,825
with the fear
of your own difference.
1216
01:35:46,250 --> 01:35:47,832
Today the witch is me...
1217
01:35:50,292 --> 01:35:52,329
..but I think you all know,
you all fear,
1218
01:35:52,750 --> 01:35:55,367
that tomorrow
the witch might be you!
1219
01:36:07,417 --> 01:36:09,204
No great crime
should go unpunished.
1220
01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:14,492
I'll not continue to stand
aside and watch you lauded.
1221
01:36:16,167 --> 01:36:17,908
You are a puppeteer no more,
Punch.
1222
01:36:21,250 --> 01:36:22,866
My sweet and talented wife...
1223
01:37:45,208 --> 01:37:47,416
Shh! I've told you.
1224
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:53,366
Hello!
1225
01:37:57,625 --> 01:37:58,911
Where's the rest of ya?
1226
01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:02,283
Are you the only ones?
1227
01:38:04,708 --> 01:38:06,040
Well, you'll have to do.
1228
01:38:07,792 --> 01:38:09,203
Without further ado,
1229
01:38:10,208 --> 01:38:11,494
ladies and gentlemen,
1230
01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:13,081
boys and girls,
1231
01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:15,199
I am the Professor,
1232
01:38:15,708 --> 01:38:19,327
and this is
the Punch and Judy show!
1233
01:38:21,333 --> 01:38:24,656
This is the Punch and Judy
show!
1234
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:27,083
That's better.
1235
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,663
Here within is the story.
1236
01:38:35,542 --> 01:38:37,204
It's a very violent story,
1237
01:38:38,333 --> 01:38:41,405
with a great many interesting
characters, including...
1238
01:38:43,333 --> 01:38:44,369
..Punch,
1239
01:38:45,458 --> 01:38:47,871
and Judy!
1240
01:40:18,083 --> 01:40:19,369
♪ Life
1241
01:40:22,458 --> 01:40:24,199
♪ Life is life
1242
01:40:29,125 --> 01:40:30,206
♪ Life
1243
01:40:33,250 --> 01:40:35,367
♪ Life is life
1244
01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:42,542
♪ When we all give the power
1245
01:40:42,667 --> 01:40:44,704
♪ We all get the best
1246
01:40:45,083 --> 01:40:47,666
♪ Every minute in the hour
1247
01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:50,367
♪ We don't think about the rest
1248
01:40:50,500 --> 01:40:53,208
♪ When we all get the power
1249
01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:55,787
♪ We all give the best
1250
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:58,617
♪ When everyone
gives everything
1251
01:40:58,792 --> 01:41:00,579
♪ Then every soul
1252
01:41:00,750 --> 01:41:05,791
♪ Every soul will get life
1253
01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:11,118
♪ Life is life
1254
01:41:14,292 --> 01:41:16,534
♪ Oh, life
1255
01:41:19,208 --> 01:41:21,916
♪ Life is life
1256
01:41:26,083 --> 01:41:28,951
♪ When we all feel the power
1257
01:41:30,125 --> 01:41:31,991
♪ Life is life
1258
01:41:32,125 --> 01:41:34,708
♪ We all feel the pain
1259
01:41:35,833 --> 01:41:37,244
♪ Life is life
1260
01:41:37,333 --> 01:41:40,201
♪ It's the feeling
of the people
1261
01:41:41,417 --> 01:41:42,624
♪ Life is life
1262
01:41:42,708 --> 01:41:45,291
♪ It's the feeling of the land
1263
01:41:45,792 --> 01:41:47,875
♪ Oh-oh
1264
01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:50,367
♪ When we all get the power
1265
01:41:50,625 --> 01:41:52,867
♪ We all get the best
1266
01:41:53,208 --> 01:41:55,791
♪ Every minute in the hour
1267
01:41:55,917 --> 01:41:58,330
♪ We don't think about the rest
1268
01:41:58,417 --> 01:42:01,410
♪ When we all give the power
1269
01:42:01,583 --> 01:42:03,700
♪ We all give the best
1270
01:42:04,167 --> 01:42:06,784
♪ When everyone
gives everything
1271
01:42:06,917 --> 01:42:08,749
♪ And every soul
1272
01:42:08,875 --> 01:42:12,664
♪ Every soul will get
1273
01:42:12,750 --> 01:42:14,286
♪ Life
1274
01:42:15,625 --> 01:42:19,164
♪ Oh, life is life
1275
01:42:22,542 --> 01:42:24,875
♪ Oh, life
1276
01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:30,038
♪ Life is life
1277
01:42:34,500 --> 01:42:35,832
♪ Life
1278
01:43:06,875 --> 01:43:09,492
♪ We're glad that it's over
1279
01:43:09,792 --> 01:43:12,125
♪ We thought it would last
1280
01:43:12,417 --> 01:43:14,875
♪ Every minute of the future
1281
01:43:15,125 --> 01:43:17,458
♪ Is a memory of the past
1282
01:43:17,750 --> 01:43:20,458
♪ 'Cause we gave all the power
1283
01:43:20,667 --> 01:43:22,875
♪ We gave all the best
1284
01:43:23,167 --> 01:43:25,830
♪ And everyone lost everything
1285
01:43:25,958 --> 01:43:31,704
♪ And perished with the rest
1286
01:43:31,792 --> 01:43:33,249
♪ Life
1287
01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:38,289
♪ Oh, life is life
1288
01:43:41,667 --> 01:43:43,533
♪ Oh, life
1289
01:43:46,458 --> 01:43:48,996
♪ Life is life
1290
01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:54,911
♪ Life
1291
01:43:57,750 --> 01:44:00,618
♪ Life is life
1292
01:44:07,875 --> 01:44:09,116
♪ Life
1293
01:44:09,250 --> 01:44:10,457
♪ Is
1294
01:44:12,625 --> 01:44:17,620
♪ Life. ♪
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