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♪ Can you do the statue dance ♪
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♪ The statue dance the statue dance ♪
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♪ When I sing this song ♪
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♪ You dance along ♪
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♪ And when I stop ♪
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You freeze!
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Everybody was very good,
except for Forrest.
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Forrest, you moved. Okay!
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Oh Charlie, are you ready for camp?
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Are you ready for camp?
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Oh jeez, I'm trying to drive here.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I keep remembering,
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- and I get so pumped!
- We're goin' to Banff, baby!
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Whaaat? We're gonna be on a mountaintop!
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Let's get away, ditch these kids!
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Let's have sex,
remember that whole thing?
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Jeez. Yes, we need to do that.
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♪ Can you do the statue dance ♪
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♪ The statue dance the statue dance ♪
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♪ When I sing this song
you dance along... ♪
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♪ And when I stop you freeze! ♪
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Did you make dinner reservations?
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Months ago, when I booked the trip.
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And I also reserved plenty of time
for... sandwich making.
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- Pass the baloney sandwich.
- I'll get you the mortadella.
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- Right away. Mm!
- Oh!
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♪ When I sing this
song you dance along ♪
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♪ And when I stop you freeze! ♪
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Beatrice, statues don't scratch.
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Oh shit.
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Liiiiiiice!
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- What the fuck?
- What the...
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Kate, they said it's the worst outbreak
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- the camp has ever seen.
- No, I mean,
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this is pointless, he wasn't even there.
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We need a professional second opinion.
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I'm calling the Lice Lady.
She has a mobile delousing service.
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Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock!
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Hi, Mom.
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I brought the keys for the timeshare,
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and can you keep your eyes
peeled for a pair of handcuffs,
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Barry seems to think
he left them behind.
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Hey, bud.
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Oh, what are these?
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What, are you auditioning for
"Bitter Spinster, the Musical?"
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Excuse me, I am in Future Magazine's
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"Top 40 Under 40" feature.
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Kind of impressive, your daughter, huh?
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- Do you have to pose nude?
- What?! No!
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Oh. Well, you can't use these.
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No one wants
a severe-looking woman, Kate.
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Severe...
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Oh! I can't get through.
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- See you at the airport?
- Can't wait.
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Muah! Oh, I'll text you
the Lice Lady's number,
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don't forget to call her.
I gotta go to court. Bye!
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- Sure.
- Lice? What? What lice?
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Yeah, that's why
Charlie's camp was canceled,
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there was a lice outbreak there.
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- Shit, I gotta go.
- No, no, no! Where are you going?
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You can't leave me here
for the weekend like this!
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Oh please, I'm like,
75% sure he doesn't have it.
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75%? Katie!
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I just had my roots done! Gosh!
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I love you, bye!
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Okay, so we shampoo her head with this.
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And then we carefully comb her hair
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in all directions with this,
to remove the nits.
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Okay. What's a nit?
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Uh... they're eggs.
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- Oh. Ugh.
- You scratched your head!
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- What? No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did!
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- You have it!
- No, I don't.
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Okay, that's it! Pick her up!
Down to the basement.
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Jayme, honey, you're gonna go
downstairs with Daddy, okay?
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Psssst!
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What are you doing?!
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You are under quarantine
until you've been deloused.
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Let me know when
you're done the treatment,
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I have work to do.
And wash your clothes!
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Man, Mummy's crazy.
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I don't think we'll have any trouble
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getting what we're asking for this.
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Is there anything else
I should know before we uh,
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before we show it?
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I showed you the new water heater,
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and then the repairs to the veranda,
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I told you my wife died here,
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and you saw the remodel
of the carriage house.
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Your-your wife died here?
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Uh, yes.
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Why, is that bad?
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No, I um...
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She wasn't murdered,
or anything awful like that.
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She died naturally when she slipped,
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getting out of the tub, and...
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hit her head on the floor.
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Oh my... that is awful.
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I can't imagine what
it would've been like
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to have found her.
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The police found her.
I was away at the time.
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The neighbors reported it
when they saw the raccoons
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going in and out of the bathroom window.
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Raccoons?
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Yes. They were um...
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- feasting on...
- Ohhhh! Oh man, sorry.
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Look, the other
real estate agents told me
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you don't have to tell
a buyer about a death
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- unless they ask.
- Mm.
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- But they always ask!
- Mhmm.
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People are morbid.
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Leave it to me.
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I'll find someone
to love this house the way
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you and your wife loved it
for so many years.
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Yeah.
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Here we have the master bathroom.
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Oh! I've always wanted a soaker tub!
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You'd be liable to kill yourself
gettin' out of that.
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The vanity and all the fixtures
are original to the home.
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Uh, there's a big crack in the floor.
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Someone must've smashed
something pretty good.
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I know a great tile guy.
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Well, nice windows, lots of light.
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Are those claw marks on the sill?
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They had a-they had a cat.
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- Yeah, a big, big one.
- Did it die?
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No, nobody died.
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- You said they "had" a cat.
- Oh, well, they still do.
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You got a great view
back there of the patio.
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Oh gosh, can you imagine
yourself down there,
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flipping some burgers, hey, Dennis?
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He's a vegetarian.
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I don't eat anything with a face.
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You know, it'd be great if we could chat
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about the particulars of
the house with the owners.
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Oh yeah, do you think
they're the kind of people
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who would be into that?
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Totally, they're great.
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Just full of life,
busy professionals with kids,
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like yourselves, so, no harm in asking.
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Great!
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Hey, G.
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Rhoda has lice from dirty camp!
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What? Well, did you call the Lice Lady?
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She's completely booked.
She laughed at me, Frankie!
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Laughed!
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Okay, well, I'll do Rhoda myself.
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You know how?
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For sure, you grow up
with a mane like mine,
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you learn how to deal with
a few mice in the rafters.
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Gross!
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Okay, see you soon.
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Oooh!
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Oh! Maya, these are amazing!
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Thanks, I told Chris
to come post-practice,
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so his relaxation was more authentic.
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Honestly, I cannot believe
you got Chris Gomes, Richard.
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Craig is gonna flip over these shots!
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All I can see is girl hair!
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Could you wear pigtails, or something?
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Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?!
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Maya, you nailed it.
We'll let you know our favorites
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- by the end of the week.
- That works.
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Great, and you know what?
Speaking of favorites...
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which executive headshot should I use
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for my "40 Under 40" interview?
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Maybe this one?
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- Eww.
- No.
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You don't really look like yourself.
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What do you mean?
Oh, 'cause my mouth is closed.
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Yeah, it's kind of an
unnatural state for these lips.
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Oh yeah, they're not really
regular up and down lips,
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are they? They're more
like flesh... drapes.
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Yeah, you know,
I have a travel bag with a busted zipper
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that reminds me of your smile.
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Thanks for the feedback guys,
please leave.
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Okay, thank you.
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Hey, don't sweat the interview.
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They just wanna sing
your praises, trust me.
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Hmm.
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Ah, maybe I should forgo using a pic,
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just use an avatar, like,
a bunny with a briefcase,
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or something.
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Just let me take your picture.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
My makeup's not right.
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And my outfit's not like,
executive enough,
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and my mouth is well...
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well, it's forever weird.
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Your makeup is fine,
your clothes are great,
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and your mouth is beautiful.
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Thank you, but...
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someone at a lipstick
counter the other day
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told me I was brave.
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- Girl.
- Wait, what? Oh!
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Gotcha!
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What do you mean, gotcha?
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That's what I'm talking about!
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- See?
- Huh!
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Now we can take some pictures.
That's very relaxed.
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It was that easy.
Let me just take a few more, alright?
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Okay, alright, yeah.
I'll do one where I close my mouth.
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Hey, this is Bobby.
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We're just gonna hang out.
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Yeah, you should've asked me
before you invited
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a friend over, but...
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but that's fine, that's cool.
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Anne, we're hungry.
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Please feed the people under the stairs.
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Ah, Dad and Jayme have lice.
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So I put them in the basement for now.
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Just order a pizza!
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- Let's go upstairs.
- Hey!
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You know, people think
that squirrels aren't smart,
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but they are, instinctually.
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Okay.
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My door is always open,
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if you and Bobby ever be ready to...
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- find a nut.
- Bobby's gay.
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Okay. That's great.
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- Hm.
- Yeah. Okay!
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Guys, go have fun. Have a great time.
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So I thought we could do
the interview in here,
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a little less white noise.
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It certainly is very... white out there.
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So in the past,
the "40 Under 40" interviews
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have focused on the success story.
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Hmm.
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I'm interested in how you
send the elevator back down.
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Yeah, um, right.
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Which-uh, which elevator?
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So you've achieved a
certain top-floor status,
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Oh.
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...and that floor is
mostly occupied by men.
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How do you plan to send
the elevator back down,
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to all of the women waiting
for you at the bottom?
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Uh well, I contribute to several causes,
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such as the East York
Women's Health Centre.
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I've also...
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donated some very nice pantsuits.
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Um, I'm kidding
about the pantsuits thing,
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- but I...
- _
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I have donated several,
which have been very nice.
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Yeah, so that's not really
what we're talking about here.
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Yeah.
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Shit.
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Sorry, is something bugging you?
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Bugging? Um, hmm?
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Would you excuse me for a second?
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Excuse me.
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Frankie! Thank God, hi.
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Kate! Yeah, uh,
I need to ask you a favor.
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Oh my God, I would love to,
but I'm in the middle
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of a serious lice crisis here.
254
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,011
What's the deal with the Lice Lady?
255
00:10:39,035 --> 00:10:41,714
Well, she's overrated, and overbooked.
256
00:10:41,738 --> 00:10:44,884
I treated Rhoda myself.
You want me to treat Charlie?
257
00:10:44,908 --> 00:10:47,553
Yes, and-and when you're done
with that, um...
258
00:10:47,577 --> 00:10:49,121
would you please come to my office,
259
00:10:49,145 --> 00:10:51,924
I think I gave it to everybody here.
260
00:10:51,948 --> 00:10:53,692
You gave it to the whole office?
261
00:10:53,716 --> 00:10:55,461
Please do not judge me right now.
262
00:10:55,485 --> 00:10:57,329
Okay, look, I'll do it,
263
00:10:57,353 --> 00:10:59,231
but you gotta promise me
something in return.
264
00:10:59,255 --> 00:11:02,068
Anything you want, okay?
I-I will smuggle heroin up my butt,
265
00:11:02,116 --> 00:11:03,803
I will star in a lesbian porn.
266
00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,271
What do you think my life is?
267
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,539
I don't know, wacky?
268
00:11:07,864 --> 00:11:10,309
- Okay look, I'll be right over.
- I love you, goodbye.
269
00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:21,090
Anne! Pizza's here!
270
00:11:22,326 --> 00:11:25,394
Uh, pizza, hang on, I gotta get pants!
271
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,831
Hello?
272
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,532
Wet pants. My pants are wet. Hang on!
273
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:33,969
The door is open, I'm letting myself in!
274
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,428
Uh...
275
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,443
you're not the pizza.
276
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,413
Good God! What's going on here?
277
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,215
Where's my son?
278
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,883
- Bobby! Bobby!
- Anne?
279
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,318
- I'm coming!
- Mom?
280
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,609
What the hell?!
281
00:11:52,911 --> 00:11:55,257
I told you, you are not to hang out
with Alice Carlson,
282
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,293
and here you are at her house?!
283
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,495
What is going on?
284
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:02,264
I don't approve of my son
spending time with girls
285
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,667
who have a reputation
like your daughter.
286
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,636
Mom, you're a psycho!
Go back to the fabric store!
287
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,338
Reputation?
288
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,540
Well, I'm not surprised
you're the last to know.
289
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,042
Well, hang on, what reputation?
I'm comin' out!
290
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,277
No! Hey! Ah! Don't move!
291
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,967
What are you talking about?
292
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:22,418
- "All Aboard Alice."
- What?!
293
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,586
"All Aboard Alice!"
294
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,722
Your daughter's making her way
through all the boys,
295
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,846
and my son is not going
to be one of them.
296
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,695
Alice, what is she...
297
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,797
Alice! Alice!
298
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,065
No, you don't!
299
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,334
Lady, what is your problem? He's gay!
300
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,235
- What?
- Shit!
301
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,471
Oh, don't pretend
like I didn't tell you!
302
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,373
You just say that to be saucy.
303
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,530
He just says that to be saucy.
304
00:12:47,532 --> 00:12:49,078
Alice?
305
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,213
Alice honey, come on.
306
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,471
Please, Mom! Just leave me alone!
307
00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:57,208
Okay.
308
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:01,212
Um, you know-you know where to find me.
309
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,564
Hello?
310
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,066
Large Mediterranean?
311
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,624
- Hi.
- Hello.
312
00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:18,540
Oh, sorry.
313
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,509
Hang on a sec, I'll get...
314
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,211
Do you wanna come down
for the money, or?
315
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,301
- No.
- Okay.
316
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,185
Oh God. Eee!
317
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,954
You are the only thing keeping them
318
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,322
from killing me right now.
319
00:13:33,342 --> 00:13:34,557
There she is, the one with the cure!
320
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,925
- No, no, no, do me first!
- Oh boy.
321
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,528
Oh God, come on, hey!
Richard, calm down!
322
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,230
Fuck you, and your dirty kid!
323
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,298
Okay?! This would never
have happened at Gaze!
324
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,000
Please! I have the most beautiful hair
325
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,369
of anyone here. It's true, right?
326
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:48,937
Just touch it!
327
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,740
- It's all I have, please!
- Just stop, Rosie.
328
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,442
I have a thick thatch of chest hair
329
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,779
that's basically a lice
superhighway to my crotch!
330
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,580
Enough!
331
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,449
I have shampoo for you all!
332
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,784
In my office, let's go.
333
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,620
Anyone with lice, follow me, let's go!
334
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,644
Get in there, you maniacs.
335
00:14:12,984 --> 00:14:14,952
Holy shit, it worked.
336
00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:19,067
- Can I come in?
- Yeah.
337
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,125
Yeah, of course.
338
00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:33,957
I kissed Chris Casey
at that stupid party
339
00:14:33,992 --> 00:14:35,179
I threw at Kate's office.
340
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,642
Okay.
341
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:43,358
Then I got drunk.
342
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,828
Yeah, I remember.
343
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,586
And then I thought I kissed Chris again.
344
00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:51,834
But it wasn't Chris.
345
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,069
It was Steven.
346
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:56,360
He-he kinda looked
like Chris in the dark.
347
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,641
But...
348
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,632
when I kissed Steven, he...
349
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,580
What honey, what happened?
350
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,604
He orgasmed.
351
00:15:08,473 --> 00:15:11,920
What? How-how do you know
that that's what happened?
352
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,990
Well, he made this really gross noise,
353
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:18,427
and then he got all mad
'cause his pants were messed up.
354
00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:24,766
And then Steven told
everybody we had sex
355
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,135
after I kissed Chris.
356
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,505
So Chris started saying
357
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,445
they were "running a train" on me.
358
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,743
And... I hate my life.
359
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,778
Oh honey, come here. Come here.
360
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,236
It's okay. I'm sorry
that happened to you.
361
00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:45,020
I rinsed, so I'm gonna go.
362
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,889
Ah, is the-is the interview over?
363
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,224
Because I feel like we
didn't cover that much.
364
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,460
No, I-I got your bio.
I'll pull something together.
365
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,629
- It was nice to meet you.
- Oh, okay, it's just, um...
366
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,998
- Foster! Pack your bags.
- Oh!
367
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,766
I talked to Tru Air.
368
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,235
Apparently four hours of squash
369
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,137
with a guy that puts the word "bored"
370
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,772
in board member paid off.
371
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,340
They want to see us
in New York this weekend.
372
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:06,875
- What?
- Yeah, I know.
373
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,582
Bit of a miracle considering
the colossal trash fire
374
00:16:09,617 --> 00:16:11,813
you let that ass-hat
Bolinski toss them in.
375
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,782
Holy shit. Thank you.
376
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,684
But is there any way
we can go on Monday?
377
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,185
- I can't...
- You can't what?
378
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,855
Win back your biggest client?
Save your business?
379
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,857
Afford my salary?
380
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,660
You are very expensive,
but apparently worth it.
381
00:16:25,311 --> 00:16:27,184
- I'm in.
- Thanks, boss.
382
00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:31,166
Well, the first time
I said that out loud.
383
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,302
How the tables have turned, eh?
384
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,938
Your ah, boarding pass is in your inbox.
385
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,040
Thank you.
386
00:16:38,787 --> 00:16:40,609
You used to work for him,
and now you're his boss?
387
00:16:41,852 --> 00:16:43,312
Uh, yeah.
388
00:16:43,927 --> 00:16:46,370
Okay, that's a story I wanna cover.
389
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:51,386
Okay, hold on, so you do
wanna keep doing the interview?
390
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,488
Because like,
I'm gonna be real with you,
391
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,713
I was really excited to do
this piece, but I...
392
00:16:57,719 --> 00:17:00,287
You realize I didn't build
the glass ceiling, right?
393
00:17:00,322 --> 00:17:01,563
I know, I'm sorry.
394
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:05,167
I just, I know so many
capable women that can't even
395
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,536
get into the lobby of a place like this.
396
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,504
And I wanna send the
elevator down for them.
397
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,773
But as you can see,
I'm spending most of my time
398
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,697
just trying to climb up the shaft.
399
00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:17,279
Don't-don't actually
write that part down.
400
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:20,182
You know, what do you say
we give this another shot?
401
00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:24,528
Alright, come on.
Hey, and while we're at it,
402
00:17:24,563 --> 00:17:26,137
maybe you could just drop
the whole lice thing,
403
00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,119
'cause that's not interesting.
404
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,120
- Not a chance.
- Okay.
405
00:17:30,995 --> 00:17:32,157
Ah!
406
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:35,672
Thank you for saving my ass.
407
00:17:39,632 --> 00:17:41,545
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
408
00:17:41,569 --> 00:17:45,325
- Mm! Now it's your turn.
- Mm. Mhmm.
409
00:17:45,472 --> 00:17:47,350
I need you and Nathan
to help me stage a house
410
00:17:47,374 --> 00:17:49,286
- in the Annex after work.
- What, tonight?
411
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,154
Mhmm.
412
00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:53,824
Oh dude, I would love to,
but ugh, I-I gotta tell Nathan
413
00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:55,692
that I have to cancel our trip tonight.
414
00:17:55,716 --> 00:17:58,562
What? What happened to,
I scratch your back,
415
00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:00,297
and you scratch mine?
416
00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:02,999
Look, I am so close to closing.
417
00:18:03,023 --> 00:18:06,069
I just need like, a normal...
not dead, not old,
418
00:18:06,093 --> 00:18:08,472
couple to help me seal
the deal with these buyers.
419
00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:11,774
Please? Please? Please?
420
00:18:12,699 --> 00:18:15,234
So this is uh, this is my house.
421
00:18:15,952 --> 00:18:18,415
These days, everyone is all
about this open concept thing,
422
00:18:18,439 --> 00:18:19,950
but you know what, I like rooms.
423
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,419
Ugh. Agreed. I like a room, too.
424
00:18:22,443 --> 00:18:25,722
A bedroom, a bathroom, a...
a great hall.
425
00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:29,047
Does this fireplace work?
426
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,744
- Uh...
- Hmm...
427
00:18:32,886 --> 00:18:35,599
totally, yeah, yeah,
we use it all the time.
428
00:18:35,623 --> 00:18:39,336
- Really heats up the space.
- Nathan built it by hand.
429
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,456
Ah.
430
00:18:41,762 --> 00:18:44,040
Well, there's lots of schools
in this neighborhood,
431
00:18:44,064 --> 00:18:46,176
uh, which one do your kids go to?
432
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,779
- Our kids?
- Yeah, they-they go to um...
433
00:18:49,803 --> 00:18:51,848
The one on the corner.
434
00:18:51,872 --> 00:18:53,539
Oh, the French one?
435
00:18:54,941 --> 00:18:56,953
- Oui.
- Bonjour.
436
00:18:56,977 --> 00:18:59,389
Oh yeah, okay, great.
Thank you so much you, guys,
437
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:01,124
why don't you show them upstairs,
and uh...
438
00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:03,126
Right, yes, yes, yes,
just right this way.
439
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:04,295
- Where the bedrooms are!
- Yeah, bedrooms.
440
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,096
In fact, you know what, guys,
why don't you get started
441
00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:08,632
- without us, we'll be right up.
- Okay.
442
00:19:08,656 --> 00:19:10,489
- Have a nice tour.
- Enjoy!
443
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:14,271
We gotta wrap it up,
or we're gonna miss our plane.
444
00:19:14,295 --> 00:19:19,142
About that, um, how do you feel
about not-not going?
445
00:19:19,753 --> 00:19:20,911
What?
446
00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:23,346
Don't be upset,
but I had to cancel our trip.
447
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,115
How do you find the attic?
448
00:19:25,139 --> 00:19:28,785
- What?!
- How do you find the attic?
449
00:19:28,809 --> 00:19:29,953
Look for the hole.
450
00:19:29,983 --> 00:19:32,622
Please don't be mad. I'm so sorry.
451
00:19:32,646 --> 00:19:34,791
Why?
452
00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:36,126
I have to go to New York tomorrow.
453
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,261
- Found it!
- New York?
454
00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:39,797
Yeah, it's kinda great,
actually, Tru Air wants
455
00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:42,399
to have a meeting,
and I think I can actually salvage this.
456
00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:44,601
- I can get them back.
- Are you serious right now?
457
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,469
Are these windows double-glazed?
458
00:19:46,493 --> 00:19:48,205
All the glaze you can get!
459
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,240
Can we fight about this later?
460
00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:51,775
No! We agreed to start over,
and now you're already
461
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,177
sabotaging our relationship!
462
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,412
I'm sorry we can't have
sex at 30,000 feet.
463
00:19:55,452 --> 00:19:57,181
Hey, that small door in the guest house,
464
00:19:57,205 --> 00:19:59,216
- is that a crawlspace?
- I don't fuckin' know!
465
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,118
We'll be right up.
466
00:20:01,762 --> 00:20:02,981
This isn't just about sex.
467
00:20:03,016 --> 00:20:06,028
It's about intimacy, and being friends,
468
00:20:06,063 --> 00:20:07,224
and working on this.
469
00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:09,193
And all that matters to me, okay?
470
00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:11,848
But my work is not just my job.
471
00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:13,817
I am well aware that
your job is everything.
472
00:20:13,852 --> 00:20:16,666
It is putting a roof over your parents!
473
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,402
It's putting a roof over Richard,
474
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,138
- and burying us in debt!
- If I didn't hire him,
475
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:23,407
my business would sink,
and you of all...
476
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,610
you should just be amazingly
grateful that I am willing
477
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:29,513
to contribute to their house,
after you...
478
00:20:29,537 --> 00:20:32,337
After I slept with Mean Nanny.
Right on time!
479
00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:34,117
- I'm so sorry.
- How hard do I have to work?
480
00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:36,286
How hard do I have to try,
to redeem myself?
481
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,188
You are so fucking dramatic,
you know that?
482
00:20:38,212 --> 00:20:40,090
Thank God we are in a Victorian house,
483
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,125
because I do believe
I need a fainting couch!
484
00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:44,728
- Go to hell!
- I am already there!
485
00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:47,564
Grr! How do I open this door?!
486
00:20:47,588 --> 00:20:50,100
Oh God, just-how does
the door handle work?
487
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,375
- Knob to the left.
- To the left, Nathan.
488
00:20:53,761 --> 00:20:55,672
Weird house!
489
00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:01,266
Fuck!
490
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,051
Sorry, Frank.
491
00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:38,155
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